Man, life is so stress-free when you don’t murder people

Man, life is so stress-free when you don’t murder people

@Zei33 just fyi, working that much is incredibly inefficient. It’s better to get adequate rest and work while you’re refreshed. But I also know that’s not always possible

@Zei33 just fyi, working that much is incredibly inefficient. It’s better to get adequate rest and work while you’re refreshed. But I also know that’s not always possible

Whenever I think my life is getting rough I just remember that I never committed murder

Whenever I think my life is getting rough I just remember that I never committed murder

I see this comment on every video on this channel but yeah I agree

I see this comment on every video on this channel but yeah I agree

Like seriously bro, how do you even sleep afterwards?

Like seriously bro, how do you even sleep afterwards?

Ikr?  For whatever reason sometimes I have dreams about this kind of stuff, being interrogated and all.  Not even the usual nightmares are so stressful.

Ikr?  For whatever reason sometimes I have dreams about this kind of stuff, being interrogated and all.  Not even the usual nightmares are so stressful.

Man I know. I'm over here not murdering everyday, you could say I'm killing it!

Man I know. I'm over here not murdering everyday, you could say I'm killing it!

Ahahah yeah right? That's what I think about everyday when I wake up 😂

Ahahah yeah right? That's what I think about everyday when I wake up 😂

Man, life is so stress-free when you don't marry a women.

Man, life is so stress-free when you don't marry a women.

You act like this murder was a bad thing. SHE MURDEDERD HER OWN 2 KIDS HES JUST GIVINT JUSTICE!

You act like this murder was a bad thing. SHE MURDEDERD HER OWN 2 KIDS HES JUST GIVINT JUSTICE!

Wow! Congratulations on writing a comment verbatim you’ve seen a thousand times on other videos just like this one! You really did something special🥳

Wow! Congratulations on writing a comment verbatim you’ve seen a thousand times on other videos just like this one! You really did something special🥳

@Who Am I? I ended up having nightmares after seeing dexter

My nightmare wasn't that I'd die at the hands of a serial killer, my nightmare was that I was a serial killer scared of being caught at any second

@Who Am I? I ended up having nightmares after seeing dexter

My nightmare wasn't that I'd die at the hands of a serial killer, my nightmare was that I was a serial killer scared of being caught at any second

This is the same observation I made. I thought my life was stressful as an engineering student, but wow. If I were this dude, I’d have a heart attack and confess within two seconds of being questioned by police.

@Zei33 i hope you're doing better ne dude. 7 months passed and I hope life got even less stressfree😊

@Zei33 i hope you're doing better ne dude. 7 months passed and I hope life got even less stressfree😊

And when you don’t abuse people or have anyone abusing you. But yes, I agree.

And when you don’t abuse people or have anyone abusing you. But yes, I agree.

I was thinking the same thing, like man I am way too lazy to do this much work and all this lying for hours and days on end. Too much energy, just thinking about it and watching this is low key stressing me out and I didn’t even do anything 😂

how many times are ya’ll gonna copy and paste this same comment on his videos?

how many times are ya’ll gonna copy and paste this same comment on his videos?

@Local_Brain_Error // Synaptic_Misfire_Detected gratitude. It makes all the difference.

@Local_Brain_Error // Synaptic_Misfire_Detected gratitude. It makes all the difference.

@icehornet 15 try not to sound like such a simpleton 🙂

@icehornet 15 try not to sound like such a simpleton 🙂

@Invisiblue we’re talking relatively, try not to project so much

@Invisiblue we’re talking relatively, try not to project so much

Ive never seen a more deluded comment get so many likes. Humans are disappointing.

Ive never seen a more deluded comment get so many likes. Humans are disappointing.

I don’t know, I haven’t murdered anyone and I’m still pretty stressed all the time. Not like just-lied-to-the-police stressed but stressed nonetheless.

I don’t know, I haven’t murdered anyone and I’m still pretty stressed all the time. Not like just-lied-to-the-police stressed but stressed nonetheless.

Honestly I couldn't even watch this video

Honestly I couldn't even watch this video

damn i would be so happily finishing my homeworks at 2am knowing that i'm not at chris' level of stress

damn i would be so happily finishing my homeworks at 2am knowing that i'm not at chris' level of stress

I agree and I watch this and think in spite of my mistakes I certainly don't try to solve my problems with murder.

I agree and I watch this and think in spite of my mistakes I certainly don't try to solve my problems with murder.

@Triumph no I- I <b>sniff</b> I would never, honestly like I liked those kids so much

@Triumph no I- I *sniff* I would never, honestly like I liked those kids so much

I'm telling ya, life is amazing it is what it should be

I'm telling ya, life is amazing it is what it should be

Everytime I get mad , I watch csi and cold cases.  😅😅😅 that will get you to change your mind.

Everytime I get mad , I watch csi and cold cases.  😅😅😅 that will get you to change your mind.

Sometimes it really do happen by accident

Sometimes it really do happen by accident

@liam ferns no worries dude haha glad to have spread the love how I can. Stay blessed homie

@liam ferns no worries dude haha glad to have spread the love how I can. Stay blessed homie

@Heyoka ay it’s been 4 months since your comment but I love your energy bro I fuck with it heavy

@Heyoka ay it’s been 4 months since your comment but I love your energy bro I fuck with it heavy

@icehornet 15 yeah im just saying haha cause i came after the vid, i was like ehh?

@icehornet 15 yeah im just saying haha cause i came after the vid, i was like ehh?

Lol! It is crazy how much simpler life is when you don't murder people.

Lol! It is crazy how much simpler life is when you don't murder people.

Shit, right? Ugh. I have stress but not murder stress.

Shit, right? Ugh. I have stress but not murder stress.

I always see this comment on every one of these videos 💀

I always see this comment on every one of these videos 💀

That's a well known alleviating quality that people typically feel after reading/watching a tragedy!

That's a well known alleviating quality that people typically feel after reading/watching a tragedy!

icehornet 15 this was a while ago but i think i was actually wondering at the time. I didn’t know what episode it was from so idk. I couldn’t check. Don’t think that it was sarcastic. Unless it was you that copied then nevermind.

@Parsa Ghorbani me too, if only every comment was labeled with how long ago it was posted

@Parsa Ghorbani me too, if only every comment was labeled with how long ago it was posted

@GloryToPikachu i have lol, definitely stressful but I’d still take it over this

@GloryToPikachu i have lol, definitely stressful but I’d still take it over this

@Cartier JD man, life is so stress free when you don’t look at the dates each comment was posted

@Cartier JD man, life is so stress free when you don’t look at the dates each comment was posted

@No Diet couldn’t tell ya, but thanks for being literally the only person who noticed mine came first and didn’t bitch at me for something so lame

@No Diet couldn’t tell ya, but thanks for being literally the only person who noticed mine came first and didn’t bitch at me for something so lame

Cops hate him: Learn about this man's simple trick to stay out of prison.

Cops hate him: Learn about this man's simple trick to stay out of prison.

@Aquascape Dreaming your comment makes a lot of sense. Thank you Maggoty Bread.

@Aquascape Dreaming your comment makes a lot of sense. Thank you Maggoty Bread.

@달팽이 I don’t want to lose my freedom. Being told when to get up, when to eat etc. Never being able to just hop in your car and get a soda. I fear prison.

@달팽이 I don’t want to lose my freedom. Being told when to get up, when to eat etc. Never being able to just hop in your car and get a soda. I fear prison.

I agree icehornet. Watching this makes me feel better about myself and my life.

I agree icehornet. Watching this makes me feel better about myself and my life.

Hahahahahahaha what an original comment! Good one icehornet!

Hahahahahahaha what an original comment! Good one icehornet!

How many times are you going post the same comment which I suspect you’ve taken from someone else as I’ve seen it posted long before you started posting it on every Jcs clip

How many times are you going post the same comment which I suspect you’ve taken from someone else as I’ve seen it posted long before you started posting it on every Jcs clip

This has got to be the most repeated comment on these videos. Doesn't anyone have an original thought anymore??

This has got to be the most repeated comment on these videos. Doesn't anyone have an original thought anymore??

@Shandee Varnes agreed. but for basically anything, not just murder. Ide hate to live like that. I also hate gossip/drama for similar reasons. Look at the woman on this very channel, multiple decades later and she still got caught out.

@Bob Franklin same I could never kill anyone just knowing that forensics are only going to advance and I wouldn't be able to function as I would be too anxious about having to look over my shoulder for the rest of my life

@deepsushi your should do it to so the comment losses value 😂

@deepsushi your should do it to so the comment losses value 😂

I’ve seen that in these comments sections, if you cant have an original thought, you copy and paste this and people flock to the like button lol

I’ve seen that in these comments sections, if you cant have an original thought, you copy and paste this and people flock to the like button lol

Copy and paste comment seen a thousand times on this channel.

Copy and paste comment seen a thousand times on this channel.

Actually in jail you don't have to worry about food, clothes and shelter. In the free world you have to worry about feeding your family, paying rent, buying them clothes and school materials, and other luxury trips.

I dont know UPS driver is about this stressful some days

I dont know UPS driver is about this stressful some days

I agree I love life and my family my children’s mother couldn’t do anything to make me wana harm them

I agree I love life and my family my children’s mother couldn’t do anything to make me wana harm them

I feel the same way. Some people fuck up their so bad and throw their life away in a single moment. I may have troubles, but at least I didn't kill nobody.

I feel the same way. Some people fuck up their so bad and throw their life away in a single moment. I may have troubles, but at least I didn't kill nobody.

@Brian Smith okay can someone explain to me did Chris kill his kids or was it actually his wife?

@Brian Smith okay can someone explain to me did Chris kill his kids or was it actually his wife?

cannot agree more... cannot agree more.... hooray for understanding the impact of taking a life.

cannot agree more... cannot agree more.... hooray for understanding the impact of taking a life.

Chris didn't think, he could have walked out of the broken relationship and lived with the consequences. At least better than not going to jail.

Chris didn't think, he could have walked out of the broken relationship and lived with the consequences. At least better than not going to jail.

see this right here is that big brain shit

see this right here is that big brain shit

Bro, when I get all down on myself or my life, I just like to think about how I never have or never will be in that seat.  And it’s by one easy action….not murdering someone!!!

Bro, when I get all down on myself or my life, I just like to think about how I never have or never will be in that seat.  And it’s by one easy action….not murdering someone!!!

@Zei33 That’s a thing I always say.  When thing get rough I always say “it could be so much worse” Look at people in prison, look at entire families starving from no food, look at people that are dying from sicknesses beyond imagination, look at victims so on so on.  Then I feel better and at the same time hate man kind.  Always look at the things you have instead of the things you don’t.  Always see who you actually are without trying to change it and you will change.

Prison mattress = comfort mattress?  I prefer my Comfort mattress!

Prison mattress = comfort mattress?  I prefer my Comfort mattress!

You can do other things. But I like how the ego defense itself.

You can do other things. But I like how the ego defense itself.

Yea I mean bills and just being an adult and responsibilities are somewhat stressful..but I couldn't imagine being interrogated for a murder that I knew in my mind and heart that I truly committed. But my idea is to just not kill anyone and hopefully not have to deal with this crap. Like don't be an evil pos and kill your whole family! Problem solved! 🤷

Fr I'm not even a part of this and all this interrogation gives me mad anxiety, when I reflect on my life compared to this guy at this moment im like wow my life is easy no need to lie, hide anything, phew

Fr I'm not even a part of this and all this interrogation gives me mad anxiety, when I reflect on my life compared to this guy at this moment im like wow my life is easy no need to lie, hide anything, phew

Unless the person you murder was causing all the stress

Unless the person you murder was causing all the stress

@Zei33 You gotta be nicer to yourself. No project is worth your health.

@Zei33 You gotta be nicer to yourself. No project is worth your health.

i'm very thankful that a very friendly, generous and reserved person like me doesn't kill people. How could I ever torture someone by cutting their genitals off? It's impossible that someone like me could and would ever do that to innocent people.

But what if murdering the person whose causing or about to cause stress is the only option.

But what if murdering the person whose causing or about to cause stress is the only option.

there are far worse things that can go wrong beyond your or anyone else's control

there are far worse things that can go wrong beyond your or anyone else's control

@Zei33 be careful. I screwed up my thyroid by pushing myself similarly. It’s fun to see how far we can go. Good luck to you I’m sure you’ll be ok :)

@Zei33 be careful. I screwed up my thyroid by pushing myself similarly. It’s fun to see how far we can go. Good luck to you I’m sure you’ll be ok :)

ikr?? i thought i was a whole ball of stress and anxiety but in comparison to what these idiots go through... honestly it feels great to be like, a non-murderer lmao

ikr?? i thought i was a whole ball of stress and anxiety but in comparison to what these idiots go through... honestly it feels great to be like, a non-murderer lmao

This comment is on like 3 of these videos now

This comment is on like 3 of these videos now

The ironic part about this comment is that we will have much more stress working for 40-50 years of our lives raising kids until they're 18 and taking care of our parents once they grow old, while people like Watts will sleep 16 hours a day in prison for the rest of his life and get regular recesses to play around and getting chances to request books like a stress-free child lmao

Ooooo saaaah to everybody who is still stressed but not a wifeandbabiesmurderer

Ooooo saaaah to everybody who is still stressed but not a wifeandbabiesmurderer

Again this comment to father YouTube karma , sad

Again this comment to father YouTube karma , sad

Life is less stressful when you are honest with yourself, everyone around you and everything in it. Period. Also when you’re not a murderer. Life might not be easy, but it’s definitely better when it’s an honest one.

No it’s not - a person with anxiety and trauma

No it’s not - a person with anxiety and trauma

I would be an awesome murderer though. I would get a lawyer immediately and make for a super boring youtube video. Sometimes I wish they would accuse me falsly, just so I can show them how many videos on the topic I have watched and humiliate them by asking for a lawyer.

yea haha fellow innocent people, I also live stress free life as well. I couldn't hurt a spider

yea haha fellow innocent people, I also live stress free life as well. I couldn't hurt a spider

and when you don’t cheat on significant others also!

and when you don’t cheat on significant others also!

I mean, <b>less</b> stressful sure. But life is still stressful af

I mean, *less* stressful sure. But life is still stressful af

Yes I hope the best strategy every potential criminal could learn from these videos is not to commit a crime.

Yes I hope the best strategy every potential criminal could learn from these videos is not to commit a crime.

Ikr, so glad I don’t have the weight of something like that on my chest

Ikr, so glad I don’t have the weight of something like that on my chest

Imagine being the father though, imagine learning your own child, who you loved, killed your grandchildren.
You can't even... just... dear Lord I can't fathom how that would feel.
Compared to these things life is usually easy.

No - you could go down for a murder you didn't do because the cops were convinced you did it and broke you down into a false confession. There mush be 100 podcasts and documentaries on that. This obviously isn't one of those cases.

you just copy the top comment from part 2 ?

you just copy the top comment from part 2 ?

That’s exactly what someone who’s murdered people would say.

That’s exactly what someone who’s murdered people would say.

@Andre D I am not grateful at all. It's really shit that we live through so much anxiety in our daily lives but if I killed my entire family (children included), I think I would fucking deserve it. Psychological pressure and torture is totally justifiable to a guy who killed his own children and then refused to plead guilty.

Bro stole this from the second videos top comment and thought we wouldn’t notice

Bro stole this from the second videos top comment and thought we wouldn’t notice

Right? Everytime I watch these videos I'm like wow my life is relatively peaceful

Right? Everytime I watch these videos I'm like wow my life is relatively peaceful

and stress in that context is 100% preventable too!

and stress in that context is 100% preventable too!

Its even more stress free when youre the one who got murdered

Its even more stress free when youre the one who got murdered

Foreal!! I feel so stressed watching these people dig themselves into a hole, I’m glad I’m not them 😭

Foreal!! I feel so stressed watching these people dig themselves into a hole, I’m glad I’m not them 😭

Nah life is still stressful as hell.

However, it is significantly less stressful (as hell) when you don't murder people.

Nah life is still stressful as hell.

However, it is significantly less stressful (as hell) when you don't murder people.

@tzn cuz I haven't murdered anyone and my life is stress free.

@tzn cuz I haven't murdered anyone and my life is stress free.

no fr. like looking at all the problems i have now i’m actually living pretty nice and easy . the anxiety and stress i would have if i was in a situation like this would probably make me pass out.

no fr. like looking at all the problems i have now i’m actually living pretty nice and easy . the anxiety and stress i would have if i was in a situation like this would probably make me pass out.

Man, life is so stress-free when you copy comments from other vids

Man, life is so stress-free when you copy comments from other vids

There was the exact same comment on another jcs video. Hmmm. I wonder who copy pasted.

There was the exact same comment on another jcs video. Hmmm. I wonder who copy pasted.

After watching this, scrolling down to expect ANY kind of comment and yours appeared first of all,
made me die laughing, so you were at least near murdering someone, dude.
Made my day! Thanks

After watching this, scrolling down to expect ANY kind of comment and yours appeared first of all,
made me die laughing, so you were at least near murdering someone, dude.
Made my day! Thanks

Guy should have just played GTA and get a divorce.

Guy should have just played GTA and get a divorce.

when i watch these i think the whole time about how i'd do it differently and if i could get away with it and then the video ends and i'm like "oh right this is never gonna happen"

when i watch these i think the whole time about how i'd do it differently and if i could get away with it and then the video ends and i'm like "oh right this is never gonna happen"

@Andre D F how Chris is feeling though right? I mean he put himself in to the grinder.

@Andre D F how Chris is feeling though right? I mean he put himself in to the grinder.

Looking at how grey his hair is in his early 30's he must have had a hard life.

Looking at how grey his hair is in his early 30's he must have had a hard life.

I mean, I feel extremely stress free watching this.Putting my life in perspective.Who knew not killing people could mean so much?

I mean, I feel extremely stress free watching this.Putting my life in perspective.Who knew not killing people could mean so much?

This same exact comment is on part one and part two

This same exact comment is on part one and part two

@Kujou......You got that right.....I used to break the laws of the road all the time, even a DUI and it caused me problems...No more....Now if I'm driving and I see the lights flashing in my rear view mirror, I don't sweat it at all cause I know I didn't do jack shit!.....Damn, what a great feeling!

Well, not completely void of stress but in comparison the stress of daily life seems very miniscule now.

Well, not completely void of stress but in comparison the stress of daily life seems very miniscule now.

@animated why are you posting your anime playlist? Weird.

@animated why are you posting your anime playlist? Weird.

@animated You're trying to make this an argument about yourself even though that wasn't my point lol.

@animated You're trying to make this an argument about yourself even though that wasn't my point lol.

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@Honeyball Lecter so how does me saying that equal me saying you have to take everything as a joke? What I said was completely different

@Honeyball Lecter so how does me saying that equal me saying you have to take everything as a joke? What I said was completely different

@animated You just said "its just a joke, relax" and I said I don't have to take everything as a joke just because you think it is.

@animated You just said "its just a joke, relax" and I said I don't have to take everything as a joke just because you think it is.

@Honeyball Lecter please state when I ever said you had to take everything as a joke 🤨

@Honeyball Lecter please state when I ever said you had to take everything as a joke 🤨

@animated everything is a joke nowadays. Doesn't mean I have to take everything as one, bud.

@animated everything is a joke nowadays. Doesn't mean I have to take everything as one, bud.

@Honeyball Lecter it’s a joke bud,  relax

@Honeyball Lecter it’s a joke bud,  relax

Man there’s a lot of people projecting in these replies. Relax.

Man there’s a lot of people projecting in these replies. Relax.

sounds like the words of a person that never suffered from any sort of emotional disturbance.

sounds like the words of a person that never suffered from any sort of emotional disturbance.

this comment literally helped everyone appreciate their lives a bit more :)

this comment literally helped everyone appreciate their lives a bit more :)

@Zei33 So in actuallity life is stressfull af aalrdy imagne having murder someoone :P

@Zei33 So in actuallity life is stressfull af aalrdy imagne having murder someoone :P

Meh, not that stress free. Depends. Not murdering anyone didn't really give me a stress free life...

Meh, not that stress free. Depends. Not murdering anyone didn't really give me a stress free life...

That’s weird this comment is on another video from a different person

That’s weird this comment is on another video from a different person

I think that’s part of why true crime is so popular. It really puts things in perspective.

I think that’s part of why true crime is so popular. It really puts things in perspective.

here I am stressed out about assignments for school, I wouldn't be able to sit in a room like that

here I am stressed out about assignments for school, I wouldn't be able to sit in a room like that

The good life, murderer-guilt-free lolol.

murders entire tavern and incoming guards in Whiterun to test new weapon

The good life, murderer-guilt-free lolol.

*murders entire tavern and incoming guards in Whiterun to test new weapon*

Paying back student debt is nothing compared to this

Paying back student debt is nothing compared to this

Soooooooo...... Where's your stress level at these days then?

Soooooooo...... Where's your stress level at these days then?

@Jack Wilson you are so right.  I do sometimes miss it though, coworkers became like brothers after constantly putting your lives in each other's hands.

@Jack Wilson you are so right.  I do sometimes miss it though, coworkers became like brothers after constantly putting your lives in each other's hands.

i’m getting stressed from watching this imagining how stressed he is

i’m getting stressed from watching this imagining how stressed he is

It's almost like killing someone you have any affiliation with would bite you in the ass later...

It's almost like killing someone you have any affiliation with would bite you in the ass later...

Murder is what separates you from the pros

Murder is what separates you from the pros

I legit thought the same thing word for word lol

I legit thought the same thing word for word lol

@Zei33 life sucks for everyone, there’s highs and lows but there’s always someone else in even worse conditions and there’s always someone who cares. Look at it glass half full and be grateful for the things and people that really matter in your life <3

Life is stress free when you refuse to talk to police without a lawyer present.

Life is stress free when you refuse to talk to police without a lawyer present.

@Memelicious[let memes brighten your life] I do not kill people, that is- that is my least favorite thing to do

@Memelicious[let memes brighten your life] I do not kill people, that is- that is my least favorite thing to do

@Memelicious[let memes brighten your life] Ahh, you got me! but wait... I don't have a girlfrient nor kids... and look closely: I don't want to killl anyone :D And... I didn't kill anyone. yet XD<br>But in Hungary, this man would get 5-10 maybe 20 years, and could get out in 5-10 years... differences are big :D

@Memelicious[let memes brighten your life] Ahh, you got me! but wait... I don't have a girlfrient nor kids... and look closely: I don't want to killl anyone :D And... I didn't kill anyone. yet XD
But in Hungary, this man would get 5-10 maybe 20 years, and could get out in 5-10 years... differences are big :D

There are so many options but people really like to see murder as their first choice damn

There are so many options but people really like to see murder as their first choice damn

I don't know man I haven't killed anybody but I'm stressed the f*** out

I don't know man I haven't killed anybody but I'm stressed the f*** out

Did 18 months in prison. Deserved it. Was the best thing to ever happen to me. Made me realize how valuable and amazing freedom is, even when life totally sucks. Ide rather be bored and hating life than sitting desperate and miserable back in a cell in ad seg. There is NO rehabilitation in prison either. You either realize you're a fuck up and need to make a change, or you become a worse criminal. Unfortunately we all know what usually happens. I'm thankful I didn't get worse...

I feel so much fucking stress just watching this. The countdown to the polygraph test was intense lol

I feel so much fucking stress just watching this. The countdown to the polygraph test was intense lol

Damn I wouldn’t know.

For legal reasons this is a joke

Damn I wouldn’t know.

For legal reasons this is a joke

Yes, when you're young but adults got bills to pay

Yes, when you're young but adults got bills to pay

@Andre D who cares about his feelings? It’s only right that for the rest of his life he will know that he stole his little children’s future. I hope that he never gets a single night’s sleep without nightmares again.

Hahah true 😹 but still is stressful because of work ...

Hahah true 😹 but still is stressful because of work ...

@Zei33 that's so true, I've been pretty stressed these past few months but Whoa im so grateful not to be in a situation like that. Man imagine the stress acne id get🥲. Never committing murder because my skin would not handle it 🙃

@Macdaddy god doesn't judge you. You should not murder people, because you don't want to murder, because you don't want to cause suffering. SMH...

@Macdaddy god doesn't judge you. You should not murder people, because you don't want to murder, because you don't want to cause suffering. SMH...

True, not killing people and staying out of prison is so stress-free.

True, not killing people and staying out of prison is so stress-free.

It's better to have someone else do certain stuff, but one must take care of its own shit afterwards.

It's better to have someone else do certain stuff, but one must take care of its own shit afterwards.

Right? Lmao i watch these videos with intense anxiety as if i’m in the criminal’s position and have a lifetime of prison/death in front of me.<br>And then i realize i’ve never done anything

Right? Lmao i watch these videos with intense anxiety as if i’m in the criminal’s position and have a lifetime of prison/death in front of me.
And then i realize i’ve never done anything

That sounds an awful lot like something a person who murders people would say...

That sounds an awful lot like something a person who murders people would say...

You know, I tried not killing someone for the first time today, and you were right. I feel so much better today.

You know, I tried not killing someone for the first time today, and you were right. I feel so much better today.

@7YK0 I think they mean is that life is better without the "I-just-murdered-someone" stress

@7YK0 I think they mean is that life is better without the "I-just-murdered-someone" stress

@Kapitan Sino So.. You dont understand what the word murder means? Ffs how do so many people not get what that word means? Seems like common sense.

@Kapitan Sino So.. You dont understand what the word murder means? Ffs how do so many people not get what that word means? Seems like common sense.

Well thats an awful privileged thing to say lmao ffs I know youre joking but damn

Well thats an awful privileged thing to say lmao ffs I know youre joking but damn

So true! Abiding by the law makes life so much less stressful lol

So true! Abiding by the law makes life so much less stressful lol

I love watching vids like this everytime i had a bad day ... like '' I had a bad but atleast im not this looser ''

I love watching vids like this everytime i had a bad day ... like '' I had a bad but atleast im not this looser ''

Yeah that is the one great thing about watching all of this stuff. It's really nice not to be a murderer facing charges and having to lie and try to get out of it.... it must be so exhausting

Yeah that is the one great thing about watching all of this stuff. It's really nice not to be a murderer facing charges and having to lie and try to get out of it.... it must be so exhausting

I've never killed someone, and nor am I under any suspicion for murder. But I can tell you that I feel the stresses in my own life regardless how much worse off I COULD be.

Am I thankful that I'm not, and will never be in Chris's position? Absolutely. But that kind of downward comparison does absolutely nothing to relieve my own worries and anxieties.

I'm not saying that perspective of this kind is altogether foolish, but it does carry the danger that well meaning people could potentially further crush an already, emotionally vulnerable person by simplifying and trivializing their struggles by virtue of comparison.

People are still allowed to hurt and struggle and stress over their life, even if they haven't murdered someone. Everyone's pain is their own, and proportionate to their life-experiences.

Don't misunderstand me. I fully understand and agree with the disconnection that comes with 'first world problems', and how perspective is a useful tool in that instance to have a teaching moment, but not everything is trivial just because there is something else that carries worse consequences and ramifications.

@Izuna Hosaki That sounds terrible. Hopefully your work gets better for you soon. Don’t overwork yourself either, sometimes over working can cause you to become sick. It is not fun. Your environment sounds a tiny toxic. I hope you don’t have to hide that. I really hope it improves for you Izuna 💙

@Zei33 It can always be worse. Sure Im unemployed right now but at least Im not unemployed because Im in prison for murder

@Zei33 It can always be worse. Sure Im unemployed right now but at least Im not unemployed because Im in prison for murder

Except that video where people were in the wrong place at the wrong time and the police basically broke them down or ignored witnesses etc. Definitely lawyering up and not saying anything no matter what if I am unfortunate enough to be interrogated for something I can't really help with.

Ikr idk why people have to throw their lives away

Ikr idk why people have to throw their lives away

Yeah I thought the same thing I was like "yeah everything right now is cool" but then my dad came in and started an argument with me, now I feel like shit again :\

Yeah I thought the same thing I was like "yeah everything right now is cool" but then my dad came in and started an argument with me, now I feel like shit again :\

@Zei33 same here... self documenting code whenever possible!  Sucks about the hours... push back if you can. Nobody should have to work hours like that.  And it's unsustainable.

@Zei33 same here... self documenting code whenever possible!  Sucks about the hours... push back if you can. Nobody should have to work hours like that.  And it's unsustainable.

Or You can be psycho n ace the polygraph test n fool the detectives

Or You can be psycho n ace the polygraph test n fool the detectives

@Bob Franklin You guys are the friendliest people I've seen on a youtube comment section haha

@Bob Franklin You guys are the friendliest people I've seen on a youtube comment section haha

Sure does put things into perspective lol

Sure does put things into perspective lol

It’s really not but hey ho everyone’s different

It’s really not but hey ho everyone’s different

☆𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 ℜ𝔲𝔡𝔡𝔶☭

@Heyoka you know, what same same, they say if you make the law enforcements job easier, you may get off way easier than this mucus

@Heyoka you know, what same same, they say if you make the law enforcements job easier, you may get off way easier than this mucus

@Dog Of War I've always loved it, programming since I was 13 so I'm at around 12 years now (about 8 professionally). Now that I head projects and teams, everything is programmed to my style. Not many comments required because I require the code to be very clear and well laid out. It's so much easier than trying to decipher code by some idiot who uses single letters for every variable.

I don't know if I would say that life is stress free when you don't murder people. I mean yes it's less stressful than committing a crime because you don't have to worry about having a criminal record however there's enough things in your life that can cause stress. But nothing is more stressful than being in prison or jail because you murdered your whole family I will agree.

🤣 I needed to read that thank you this shit broke me down

🤣 I needed to read that thank you this shit broke me down

@Zei33 same, just last week i felt like it was the end of my life because i had a work meeting and i had to put an all nighter and was so scared my boss and cowrokers could see i did my work last minute i had nausea throughout the night, but now i feel like this was nothing compared to it

Yeah dawg, I was just thinking how chillin I am right now

Yeah dawg, I was just thinking how chillin I am right now

@Pathetic *more was the key word there. And yes, for most that is true

@Pathetic *more was the key word there. And yes, for most that is true

@RelentlessPedigree more stress free than a police interrogation and then going to jail where you won’t have freedom to do anything ever again

@RelentlessPedigree more stress free than a police interrogation and then going to jail where you won’t have freedom to do anything ever again

@Swamp Eye only for so long. Eventually you'll be caught.

@Swamp Eye only for so long. Eventually you'll be caught.

Only if you have easy job, if you have really tough job you feel like you are about to get killed everyday in the morning. (I had such job for a while and now I am very careful when trying to find a new one)

I have murdered thousands of people in Fortnite, and I live a stressful life every damn second.

I have murdered thousands of people in Fortnite, and I live a stressful life every damn second.

Yeah. It is actually kinda shit when u do.. I feel bad sometimes..

Yeah. It is actually kinda shit when u do.. I feel bad sometimes..

@Zei33 oh damn dude! Honestly programmers put in some absolutely insane hours, and spending all that time staring at a screen focusing cannot be good for your eyes man. Take it easy.

@Zei33 oh damn dude! Honestly programmers put in some absolutely insane hours, and spending all that time staring at a screen focusing cannot be good for your eyes man. Take it easy.

@Bob Franklin haha nothing particularly bad. Just coming to the end of a programming project. Working 70 hour weeks, skipping sleep every second night and just working for 18 hours or more at a time with only a couple breaks in between. It’s the hardest I’ve ever pushed my body. My vision seems to have gotten noticeably worse during the duration, which has me a bit worried.

Same. I think the main reason I Don't do bad stuff is because of the stress of dealing with the consequences

Same. I think the main reason I Don't do bad stuff is because of the stress of dealing with the consequences

@Zei33 I truly hope things get less stressful you in the months to come! Stay blessed friend. Never take what we have for granted ❤

@Zei33 I truly hope things get less stressful you in the months to come! Stay blessed friend. Never take what we have for granted ❤

@Andre D you 2 reflecting make me happy. Stay blessed and I pray your lives stay care free and stress free as much as possible 😁 it really does make me happy seeing other people realize the great they have in their lives everyday that so many take for granted. Take care yall ❤❤

@Zei33 ay well put! I'm very thankful I've never had to be in this situation. Granted if I had to hurt someone itd be a reason I'd gladly tell the police 🤣

@Zei33 ay well put! I'm very thankful I've never had to be in this situation. Granted if I had to hurt someone itd be a reason I'd gladly tell the police 🤣

It’s actually nice to put your own life in perspective after this. I basically have a carefree, stress free life compared to this guy in this moment. Even though I just had one of the most stressful months of my life up until this weekend.


Imagine being his father. Your son telling you your daughter in law killed your grandkids. And your son ended up killing his wife over it. Then finding out your son killed all of them because they’re “in the way of your sons life.” This must’ve destroyed him.

@NayJay I mean maybe in his own way? He's a terrible Grandfather though. I'm just saying, I have been a single Mom for most of my child's life, not by choice. My parents both in their own way have had to wake me up to certain things along the way. Because they love me and their grandbaby. This is a strange family goin on

The family dynamic from the get is very odd. Like my first question would be, where the hell is everyone?? Where's your family?? Where'd they go to?? Let me go find them and get this over with and get you outta here. I never got any of that ONCE from his Dad. His Dad acts like he's tired and has to go finish his chores. Almost like a teenager himself. Weird.

Mommy and daddy did a lot of cleaning up for Chris. His mom is a witch of a narcissist and his father is just as bad.

Terrible people.

@Potter Head yes! I was recently watching Alysa/Alisa (sorry can't recall her actual name) Bustamante interrogation where her grandmother was present during her admitting to murdering a child, and the grandmother was absolutely broken to pieces and howling when she heard what happened. His dad just seems like he was ready to call a lawyer so his son doesn't go to jail.

If I was his dad he’d have to move.. but I can travel too, so he better just learn to hide.

@jje I get it man. You see the thing is. His dad is actually a good dad who supports and loves his kid. If only Chris was as supportive and loving as his father.

I know right! And how did the dad sit across from Chris as he was telling him about his grandkids being murdered by their mother and not find it weird that Chris said it with zero emotion? so bizarre.

The grandpa didn’t even seem that upset his grandchildren were dead. They would have had to pick me up off the floor I would have been inconsolable.

Nope, his family hated Shanann, especially his mother. Apparently Chris’s mom was putting out peanuts fully knowing that her granddaughter is extremely allergic, just to spite Shanann. The mom is just as much of a narcissist as her son. If you have time, there’s other videos analyzing the family’s interviews that you should check out. Pretty infuriating.

Apparently his parents still support him...


"It amazes me and warms my heart that you’re the type of dad who can feed your kids, clothe them and keep them hydrated. Not many dads do that Chris"

Chris Rock would have a field day with this guy.

@Deejay not a lot of mothers take care of there children neither... being a dead beat has nothing to do with gender role.

@choccy milk connoisseur sorry to hear that. It’s unfortunate that this joke probably hits a lot closer to home for most people than it should cause of how uninvolved parenting is more often the rule rather than the exception. Hope you managed to grow into a strong fulfilled person though, even with the cards you were dealt.

i mean, many dads can't do that. mine didn't, heaps of people's didn't. it's commendable that a dad can do that due to how low the bar is

This comment slays me. Shit. Maybe not the best way to word that sentiment, but still.

sad part is, its true, a lot of dads cant even show up for that

The bar is so low that you can step on it

Hey, don't forget that he has "helped make THOSE kids!"

"It's incredible that not only can you inhale oxygen, but exhale carbon dioxide, not many dads are able to do something like that."


"Well, the test results say you were lying."
"I'm not lying, I promise."
"Our mistake, you're free to go."

There's something about the way he kept saying, "I promise" that makes him sound very unmanly and calculating.

well, yeah, that's kinda how polygraphs work....

@Suwous doesn’t mean he woulda been charged for it lmao

Francis..Francis.. Its over, boy. Its over. Just stop playing. Deep breathes...innn..out. That's it.😉

@Colby Carroll I doubt it. They already surveyed the area he worked and found the bedsheet that Shannen was wrapped in, along with disturbed dirt. That together with his trucks GPS proving that he didn't go anywhere else, they would have searched and easily found Shannens body whether he confessed or not.

It’s hilarious because they actually had absolutely nothing on him before the confession. Had he just shut up and gotten an attorney, he probably would’ve gotten away with it short of the bodies being found accidentally.

@75ur15 Yeah, he just couldn't stop digging.

Technically at that point, he wasn't arrested or detained, therefore, he would have been free to go


“It amazes me, and warms my heart, that you let your kids live in your house. I can tell you’re a good dad.”

@JessemyBeadle not dark enough

Strangling his kids was probably the only physical contact he showed them that included any kind of emotion.

@Richard Stockton yeah not a lot of dads would let their kids go swimming all day long

He even took them swimming. Well, not swimming, exactly. . .

He drove them around in his truck.. Well at least once

Believe it or not, he even GAVE them food.


This channel taught me to lawyer up if I get pulled in for as much as a traffic ticket, 10 minutes later they'd have me confessing to sinking the Titanic.

Chris Watts killed his wife and kids, though? Idk why you’re commenting something like that here when the suspect is clearly guilty.

Chris Watts killed his wife and kids, though? Idk why you’re commenting something like that here when the suspect is clearly guilty.

So you’re learning from Chris Watts about how to defend yourself from the law? Well done! You sound like a real genius!

So you’re learning from Chris Watts about how to defend yourself from the law? Well done! You sound like a real genius!

@Christian Mancino You son of a beach!! I knew it was YOU!!!

@Christian Mancino You son of a beach!! I knew it was YOU!!!

Unfortunately this is the republican side of society. )

Unfortunately this is the republican side of society. )

Only if what they were really trying to get out of you was that you murdered the Titanic.

Only if what they were really trying to get out of you was that you murdered the Titanic.

You seem to be preoccupied with the sinking of the titanic. So I have to ask, where exactly were you on the night the titanic sank? Can anyone corroborate this? And why should I believe you?

You should have known to ask for a lawyer way before you even saw this channel....

You should have known to ask for a lawyer way before you even saw this channel....

And that’s why this channel doesn’t exist anymore

And that’s why this channel doesn’t exist anymore

Exactly right. As soon as they said so tell me your name I would say I'm sorry I need to speak to my attorney

Exactly right. As soon as they said so tell me your name I would say I'm sorry I need to speak to my attorney

I confessed to starting the Chicago Fire.

I confessed to starting the Chicago Fire.

This comment legit brightened my spirts 🥹🥹🥹<br>because this case is traumatizing 🥺🥺

This comment legit brightened my spirts 🥹🥹🥹
because this case is traumatizing 🥺🥺

the titanic wasn't under US jurisdiction, genius

the titanic wasn't under US jurisdiction, genius

IKR I'm literally so bad at TELLING THE TRUTH, my family teases me because anytime anyone asks if I did something I clearly did not do, I will turn BRIGHT RED and stutter and stumble and giggle. It annoys me, but I can't seem to help it. Maybe I'll grow out of it, lol

@nobody's favourite What? Why? Based on what? Why do I need an officer in my family? I've not commented on the duties or tasks of officers as I know nothing.

I can't imagine the hefty bills a lawyer must incur

I can't imagine the hefty bills a lawyer must incur

@Artis again, please take a joke, or go cry in the corner.

@Artis again, please take a joke, or go cry in the corner.

@Artis Please refrain from ever responding to a joke for the rest of your lifetime.

@Artis Please refrain from ever responding to a joke for the rest of your lifetime.

@Craig Rix Oh no, you just made them confess to immortality and time travel too! What have you done?!

@Craig Rix Oh no, you just made them confess to immortality and time travel too! What have you done?!

@Craig Rix Gosh. Geee... I don't know. Like it was what? 108 years ago? Doesn't ring a bell....

@Craig Rix Gosh. Geee... I don't know. Like it was what? 108 years ago? Doesn't ring a bell....

HAHAAHHAHA OMG HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO CREATIVE somethimes I wish s I was the one writing these comments

HAHAAHHAHA OMG HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO CREATIVE somethimes I wish s I was the one writing these comments

@Trejo cw doesn't fall under false confessions!

@Trejo cw doesn't fall under false confessions!

Literally rule number one if you get arrested. So I’m told, never been, and don’t plan on being arrested.

Literally rule number one if you get arrested. So I’m told, never been, and don’t plan on being arrested.

Haha what in the world did I just read????

Haha what in the world did I just read????

@lonnie if its a joke y u so offended and name calling a innocent person who aint do shit to u tf??

@lonnie if its a joke y u so offended and name calling a innocent person who aint do shit to u tf??

i’m genuinely surprised that there’s people in these reply’s that think you’re being serious, smfh 😒

i’m genuinely surprised that there’s people in these reply’s that think you’re being serious, smfh 😒

Tammy would’ve made me believe I did it.

Tammy would’ve made me believe I did it.

Nah don’t worry, you’re a loving person, you sunk it cause you loved it. <b>pause</b>

Nah don’t worry, you’re a loving person, you sunk it cause you loved it. *pause*

“I want an attorney” is all anyone should say, I’ll never understand why ppl willingly talk to cops or detectives by themselves.

“I want an attorney” is all anyone should say, I’ll never understand why ppl willingly talk to cops or detectives by themselves.

When I get pulled over I crake the window and say " I sunk the titannic and I'm sorry" it's an ordeal every time, and I should probably not do that.

Do you have anything to do with the titanic?

Do you have anything to do with the titanic?

the best gaming channel on youtube ever existed!

Rule of thumb, always hire an attorney before speaking to police.  My dad was a cop but when I got busted for a dwi, that attorney was a godsend lol.  Pretty much paid for itself

Lol those detectives who make wild accusations with fake evidence and wait for it to stick 🤣

Lol those detectives who make wild accusations with fake evidence and wait for it to stick 🤣

@FemBot I know you’re a good boat captain, you’re the kinda captain who knows exactly what kind of fuel it needs, and how to steer the ship

Same thing the show ’First 48’ taught me years ago!

Same thing the show ’First 48’ taught me years ago!

This comment shows how stupid these detectives are.

This comment shows how stupid these detectives are.

Maybe you didn't mean to sink the Titanic. Maybe you just saw a huge ship and panicked. It could happen to anyone. We've all sunk a massive cruise liner at some point or other. It's perfectly understandable.

Oh fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

Oh fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

This is true. Did you watch When They see us? When they made those innocent black boys commit to a crime they didn't do?

This is true. Did you watch When They see us? When they made those innocent black boys commit to a crime they didn't do?

@Artis You never know what you're walking into, if you find yourself facing cops and detectives, no matter what you did or did not do, you need to get as much on your side as you can.<br>I don't believe in the vast majority of conspiracy out there, but it doesn't always happen to the other guy, cops and detectives put people in jail for a living, they gain status by putting people in jail, don't even take a chance, lawyer up, straight up.

@Artis You never know what you're walking into, if you find yourself facing cops and detectives, no matter what you did or did not do, you need to get as much on your side as you can.
I don't believe in the vast majority of conspiracy out there, but it doesn't always happen to the other guy, cops and detectives put people in jail for a living, they gain status by putting people in jail, don't even take a chance, lawyer up, straight up.

Bruh did. Not expect that punch line you got me blowing milk out of my nose. Should wait till I’m done with my cereal next time I read the comment section lmao

@Trejo cops are incentivised to get convictions, not to ensure innocent people don't go to jail. There are no consequences or accountability for cops or prosecutors who send innocents to jail. There is accountability for not getting a conviction.

Where were you when it sank? Asking for a friend

Where were you when it sank? Asking for a friend

@Craig Rix Its called a figure of speech.

@Craig Rix Its called a figure of speech.

I didn't sink the titanic on purpose...as the final inspector I failed to notice the drain plug was missing !

I didn't sink the titanic on purpose...as the final inspector I failed to notice the drain plug was missing !

If you hadn't eaten that last cookie, everything would of been fine..

If you hadn't eaten that last cookie, everything would of been fine..

Tell the truth we all know u sank the titanic

Tell the truth we all know u sank the titanic

Okay...okay...

YBB, we know you haven't been completely honest with us about what happened on the Titanic that night. Tell us what happened.

@Mpjakegaming make sure you get you a coke.

@Mpjakegaming make sure you get you a coke.

They have developed millions of techniques...

They have developed millions of techniques...

@Spud Learns FPV Yes it's stressful, but it would fast end, you know why? Because you have nothing to hide. Even if you're tired you won't find it hard to answer truthfully or ignore them if you're fed up. Criminals has a lot to think about, a lot of scenarios, a lot of details, that's why it's mentally exhausting for them to answer any question. And that's why it's the best strategy for them is to discourage the interrogators to stop, because even if they remain silent as long as the interrogation continue, their mind is spinning along each provocation, they can't help it, they are guilty.

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@قناة أصوات الطبيعة I'd can't see that. Imagine youre locked up and everyone is blaming you for something and nobody believes you're innocent. That's pretty stressful

If you're not guilty, you wouldn't feel stressed, or the stress would rapidly dies out.

If you're not guilty, you wouldn't feel stressed, or the stress would rapidly dies out.

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Why didn't you call 911 after the titanic sank?

Why didn't you call 911 after the titanic sank?

The Shamanarchist you planted the iceberg? I knew it

The Shamanarchist you planted the iceberg? I knew it

Sadly this is how it goes. 1000s of people are locked up for no reason, apart from the police are lazy. recently I saw a man who was in jail for 25 years and was released and given 7 million dollars because he was forced to confess, and when he later changed his mind they didn't listen.

Always lawyer up and use your 5th amendment right. Never forget that anything you say can and will be used against you. Never admit to guilt even if it's a speeding ticket. When asked if you know why you are being pulled over say i have no idea.

'Zakly... they are professionals and we are putty in their hands.

'Zakly... they are professionals and we are putty in their hands.

you don't have the right to remain silent in a traffic stop.

you don't have the right to remain silent in a traffic stop.

Facts!! They get training to turn words around...

Facts!! They get training to turn words around...

A traffic stop actually one of the few scenarios where talking to the cops can benefit you. I remember getting pulled over once for speeding. I immediately admitted that I was speeding and they let me off with a warning. But if I went all "am I being detained???" and "I want a lawyer!!!" then I would have definitely got a ticket.

We know you’re not a monster.... Did someone else sink it?...you know what happened....You’d take it back if you could? YOUD TAKE IT BACK RIGHT???

"I don't want to give a statement, I want to speak to my lawyer."

"I don't want to give a statement, I want to speak to my lawyer."

@Jacques Malan so you assume someone who what? Isn't you is on everything except weed? In a legal state it's absolutely nothing but not in a legal state and cops want to ruin lives

@Quiche Lorraine and you know half the outcomes the cops do more harm than good

@Quiche Lorraine and you know half the outcomes the cops do more harm than good

@Craig Rix They start by bringing a cup of coffee and telling the suspect that they understand why he would sink the Titanic.

@Craig Rix They start by bringing a cup of coffee and telling the suspect that they understand why he would sink the Titanic.

@redsoxfan 🙄🙄 this BS natrative is almost as tiring as Chris.

@redsoxfan 🙄🙄 this BS natrative is almost as tiring as Chris.

@Christian Mancino I think you're thinking of Mossad.

@Christian Mancino I think you're thinking of Mossad.

Right... I can see it now, "so why did you Miss Dawson decide to distract the captain from steering the boat and what were you doing with the Iceberg you conviently put in the path of the ship... its okay, you can tell us."

@Jacques Malan (Sobs) Can I talk to my mom, please? I just need to talk to my mom.

@Jacques Malan (Sobs) Can I talk to my mom, please? I just need to talk to my mom.

@Jacques Malan Okay, fuck it!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!!

It was an accident. It was FUCKING ACCIDENT!!

@Jacques Malan Okay, fuck it!! I DID IT!! I DID IT!!

It was an accident. It was FUCKING ACCIDENT!!

It's strange that you would bring up the Titanic at this time. We never mentioned the Titanic before. What do you know about the Titanic that you're not telling us? It's better if you tell us now rather than drag this out, it's nearly 5pm and there are donuts waiting for me.

so just exactly where were you at 11-40pm on april 14th 1912..huh ?.

so just exactly where were you at 11-40pm on april 14th 1912..huh ?.

Your honor, my client pleads "oopsie daisies"

Your honor, my client pleads "oopsie daisies"

@Xavier Your Savior That does not mean an intention behind it. However, that shows current method is not perfect.

@Xavier Your Savior That does not mean an intention behind it. However, that shows current method is not perfect.

@Jacques Malan I admit it, I WAS DRESSED AS THE ICEBERG

@Jacques Malan I admit it, I WAS DRESSED AS THE ICEBERG

@Archetype00 Umm.. Even at the risk of joke getting unfunny, can you explain it to me, please?

@Archetype00 Umm.. Even at the risk of joke getting unfunny, can you explain it to me, please?

Well, where were you on the morning of April 15th 1912?

Well, where were you on the morning of April 15th 1912?

@lonnie having fun  <br>U sank my Cruse ship

@Priddy Never  they tell you not to Miranda

@Priddy Never  they tell you not to Miranda

@Jacques Malan the truth will set you free 😃

@Jacques Malan the truth will set you free 😃

i remember reading how in Japan they can hold you for 7 days.. without a lawyer. imagine what you will confess after they don't let you sleep for 3 days and only give you coffee to drink..

talk to the magistrate. the final decision is always up to the judge, even if you were caught red handed

talk to the magistrate. the final decision is always up to the judge, even if you were caught red handed

@The Shamanarchist when one of their own goes rogue they bring them down the same way

@The Shamanarchist when one of their own goes rogue they bring them down the same way

These cops are every day heroes for enforcing the rule of law and getting to the truth, the sociopaths and serial killers and thugs they have taken off the street contributes to the relative stability and peace our society has known, man's default is evil, not good, and being a nation of laws and not men is an aspiration to let no man be above the rule of law, our secular king in this nation is the law itself, observe for example the President of the United States being forced by court order to entertain one CNN  troll by the name of Jim Acosta in the Whitehouse, barred from kicking him out of the house he lives in, because that house is public property.

And it's teaching the interrogators technique..that was his biggest fuck up..HE DIDNT LAWYER UP.thinking it would make him look guilty if he lawyered up

Listen, friend...we KNOW that you would never do anything like that on purpose. You have a huge heart, filled with so much love, and nothing we’ve seen suggests that you set out that night to sink an unsinkable ship. Maybe you were just out for a swim, and you brought an iceberg with you? Maybe you were practicing rescue diving, and water rescue techniques. If you can take hold of an iceberg and drag it to shore, then you’ll have no problem retrieving and holding onto a person & keeping their head above water until you reach shore. Is that what happened? Maybe you had a camp in your leg & you stopped for just a second to relax the muscle, take a little breather, and when you did, Titanic cane out of nowhere, speeding toward you, and you just panicked. You had to save yourself, and the iceberg was heavy, so you made a choice and you left it behind. You had no way of knowing that the ship wouldn’t see it, or turn away from it! And every newspaper said that this ship was impossible to sink, and was specifically built to withstand hitting an iceberg. It was just an accident, right?

Artis Zelmenis the joke mate, you missed it

Artis Zelmenis the joke mate, you missed it

18:14, "Less than 10 seconds after the mention of the word 'lawyer' the detectives reenter the room..."

18:14, "Less than 10 seconds after the mention of the word 'lawyer' the detectives reenter the room..."

@benny pitt It's an interrogation device for getting a confession. That's all it is. If you pass it's just another technique that failed, if you fail, you have given them ammunition to push a confession. Notice how he was manipulated into thinking it wasn't that big of a deal, even though it made him much more on edge.

@Craig Rix Somethings are best kept secret.

@Craig Rix Somethings are best kept secret.

The question has to be asked: were you responsible for the sinking of the Titanic? Lol. 🤣

The question has to be asked: were you responsible for the sinking of the Titanic? Lol. 🤣

@Jacques Malan Yeah, I think it kind of goes without saying that you can talk to the police if you called them.

@Jacques Malan Yeah, I think it kind of goes without saying that you can talk to the police if you called them.

Yep. Just cemented the fact that you should never, ever, ever talk to the police.

Yep. Just cemented the fact that you should never, ever, ever talk to the police.

And exactly where were you on the night of April 14, 1912, hmmmm?

And exactly where were you on the night of April 14, 1912, hmmmm?

Luck. We got you on the traffic violation. But now we have reason to believe that you were involved in the sinking of the Titanic. We just want to talk to you and ask a few questions. So don’t worry. Ignore this polygraph machine.

💯! Every accused innocent person needs a lawyer!!!

💯! Every accused innocent person needs a lawyer!!!

you definitely got that guilty look! Book him, your Honor!

you definitely got that guilty look! Book him, your Honor!

@Jacques Malan Alright, then who is the dude who most likely will tell us to turn down the music?

@Jacques Malan Alright, then who is the dude who most likely will tell us to turn down the music?

This is my favorite comment ever on the whole YouTube world

This is my favorite comment ever on the whole YouTube world

@Jacques Malan Then why use @ handler to me?

@Jacques Malan Then why use @ handler to me?

@Jacques Malan Is there a reason you wrote to me?

@Jacques Malan Is there a reason you wrote to me?

“Sir, we’d like to ask you some questions about a stolen candy bar in this area.”
eight hours later
“...yes, I organized 9/11.”

“Sir, we’d like to ask you some questions about a stolen candy bar in this area.”
*eight hours later*
“...yes, I organized 9/11.”

@Artis  you know what, i like you LOL keep at it man. You really got me there.

@Artis  you know what, i like you LOL keep at it man. You really got me there.

@Trejo I would agree on the initial comment being a satire, however, I have hard time to view some of the following being such.

PS Even if they are 100%, some people wouldn't catch on, therefore, I hope, you and I have done a service addressing this topic in more serious note.
PPS Although, that might give the satire a more serious tone, which would be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

@Trejo You definitely weren't saying the thing. However, if you go up in the thread and read on what  @Wilhelmus Hoffmann  said, you'll understand my reaction.

Regarding firm belief of a cop. That's called confirmation bias - when you're already convinced of something and look for supporting evidence exclusively. Police are only human, they make the same mistakes everyone does. The question is whether it is through accident, nefarious intent of simple ignorance. The second should be punishable with equal sentencing, the latter should remove one's position as a civil servant.

@Artis on a side note, i would love to point out that the original comment is completely satirical, it was a joke 👀 and maybe u shouldn't ruffle ur feathers too much over it.

@Trejo Thank you for this invaluable resource. However, after reading few of the cases I have yet to find where investigators attach an out of proportion crime to a suspect.

Majority of cases have been misidentification by eyewitnesses. This in itself gives police an indication of some guilt based on what they proceed further.

Do false positives happen? - Yes
Do innocent sometimes get in jail? - Yes
Does police purposefully try to convict innocent? - No
Does police try to "nail the Titanic on top of it"? - No

The latter two is the topic at hand. That was my question. Not about misfortune false positives.

@Jacques Malan in only very specific circumstances should they be called or you'll end up dead for calling them im sorry if you don't experience this. Keep the privilege  calling a cop for someone smoking weed sounds like the type of person you are

@Wilhelmus Hoffmann Can I get an actual example where this has happened?

@Wilhelmus Hoffmann Can I get an actual example where this has happened?

@Craig Rix that is just an example dummy

@Craig Rix that is just an example dummy

@Artis but they'll nail the titanic on top of that!

@Artis but they'll nail the titanic on top of that!

😂😂 that was a good one I didn't expect that😂😂

😂😂 that was a good one I didn't expect that😂😂

How could you confess to something that happened 108 years ago?

How could you confess to something that happened 108 years ago?

True dat!!     Or act like “the legend of Jeff”!!

True dat!!     Or act like “the legend of Jeff”!!

But the idea is not to get your confession regarding Titanic. Merely, why you were speeding..

But the idea is not to get your confession regarding Titanic. Merely, why you were speeding..


This is the most beautiful interrogation on this channel. The detectives here work in perfect harmony. The man has the perfect rugged detective voice too. Really giving off that intimidating presence. It's like watching an actual movie in terms of how professionally he's being played out.

@Afrolicious Presents idk I felt they were too much on her side in that interrogation and were too sympathetic. If felt like they almost didn’t want to interrogate Bc they KNEW she was guilty of the murder, but since they were cops they had to do it. I think if they had a choice, they would’ve never brought up the newly discovered dna/evidence found and just let their colleague slide….

This isn’t like a movie, hollywood couldn’t write something this good

It's good, but the Stephanie Lazarus interview is better, solely because she is a highly experienced cop and still got stung by the interrogation team.


He walked right into the detective's trap when she said  "did your wife hurt them so you hurt her?". Within minutes he actually used that story.  The way he fakes outrage and cries with confusion at "why" this would happen puts him in a very special class of monster. He is a disgusting human.

@Josh Johnson "wait, the thing we just pulled out of our asses was actually <i>true?</i> holy shit, we really are good!"

@Josh Johnson "wait, the thing we just pulled out of our asses was actually _true?_ holy shit, we really are good!"

He was estatic to be given a way out and someone else to blame it on. It never even occurred to him that it sounded even less believable then if he had just kept denying it


I would love to see the security video of the detectives listening to Chris’s confession in another room and see how fast they had to of jumped up and run back in to that interrogation room once his dad whispered the word “lawyer”.  I just picture them like diving over tables and running at full speed down the corridor while pushing and checking everyone in their way. Officers holding paper work getting checked out of the way and their paper work just flying everywhere. One detective after working 48hrs straight finally gets his first break and just came out of the lunch room with a fresh coffee and the tastiest sub he has been dreaming of eating for 48hrs and right as he is about to take that first bite walking around the corner he collides with Tammy knocking everything out of his hands.

Lol this is awesome. I could picture it all in my head.

Do you write cuz you sir have potential😂

😂 A welcome humor break from such a grim topic

Oh man....😂😂 I needed that cathartic laughter. Thank you for painting such a vivid picture!

LOL the meat doesn't even stay in the sub, it just flies out and lands straight in the trash can.

Lmao this comment is funny as hell. I pictured this whole scene in my head


When he says “why is this happening to me” my jaw dropped. ITS HAPPENING BECAUSE YOU SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY. <b>sigh</b> The pity party amplifies the disgust to another level.

When he says “why is this happening to me” my jaw dropped. ITS HAPPENING BECAUSE YOU SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY. *sigh* The pity party amplifies the disgust to another level.

It makes perfect sense for someone who finally acts on their psychopathic feelings. Psychopaths usually think there's nothing wrong with them, so if/when they get caught, their self-perception is being torn apart

💯 EXACTLY!!! 😭 RIP to Shannan & 3 babies.

It's so vile. He genuinely thinks he did nothing wrong and that he's the victim.