Loved the SFX in this Kitti, the tingles were amazing but i didn't like the near absence of your voice, i think most of the relaxation from your videos comes from your voice acting, still, amazing work, thank you.
"I assure you, I am still your friend. But..." That doesn't sound like something a friend would say Zuri. It makes me think I'm not about to be incredibly happy about that comes after the but.
I better get super powers as computation for all these tests, plus being the "ONLY living human subject" doesn't make it any less scary or painful Zuri!!
Thank you very much for the new video I like it this is so cool and awesome and you are really the best and also this is so good so thank you very much again kitti Minx you rock
Should I be terrified or deeply relaxed? Something tells me I can't choose. Something also tells me that if I do choose, I'll end up giving off the opposite reaction and muddling the whole thing. One las try, so they say... Every single time until they get it down. She's a friend but... Are we about to experience something like Flight of the Navigator?
Can't go home, won't remember a thing, won't be any pain when we're done. We're either going to be brutally experimented upon, tossed into some sort of arena, or offered as a potential concubine to alien nobility. Hoping for the latter, but expecting some combination.
Logically they should understand it because they developed space travel. The concept of sharing information doesn't change just because your race is different.
hello human, i have good news and bad news... the good news is you are the last human surviving the bad news is we have done so many scans on you the rest of your life will be filled with cancers.... but you do get to sleep with hot aliens for whatever years you have left
"Isn't it obvious? They're probably using us as guinea pigs, examining our anatomy. Once they've figured out how to make exact copies of us, they'll send those copies back down to earth to take our places. When they've copied enough of us, they'll turn on us and take over the world. Come on, how can you not see that coming?"
zeno theoriginal By the way according to tests done by scientists: within a 5 meter distance only 1/10 trained policemen can draw a gun and fire before getting stabbed by a knife.
Loved the SFX in this Kitti, the tingles were amazing but i didn't like the near absence of your voice, i think most of the relaxation from your videos comes from your voice acting, still, amazing work, thank you.
41 likesYou have such a gentle voice. It’s very soothing and always gets me relaxed. I don’t know how you do it. Just amazing!
0 likesMe: wakes up wondering what my phone wants.
93 likesAlso me: notices Kitti Minx uploaded.
Sleep is for the weak
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Lol love this comment!!
1 likeIsnt ASMR used as a sleep aid tho?
7 likesTheironsword my thoughts exactly.
1 likeSame
0 likes@Theironsword JA
0 likes@The_cripp_walking_cockroach huh.
0 likes@Theironsword its yes in german
0 likes@The_cripp_walking_cockroach I know that doofus.
0 likes@Theironsword i was ja to you because i agree on your comment
0 likes@The_cripp_walking_cockroach I know that, thanks for pointing it out. Also, apologies for calling you doofus.
0 likes@Theironsword ok i accepted your apology
0 likesEh, you'll get plenty of sleep when you're dead.
0 likesYES! Zuri is back! Wait... Probed? Oh no..... Eh, screw it! Zuri is back!
7 likes"I assure you, I am still your friend. But..."
50 likesThat doesn't sound like something a friend would say Zuri. It makes me think I'm not about to be incredibly happy about that comes after the but.
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Its like when someone says "i dont want to spoil it, but"
3 likesbitch imma just stop you right there
I better get super powers as computation for all these tests, plus being the "ONLY living human subject" doesn't make it any less scary or painful Zuri!!
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conpensation
0 likesI love the video keep up the great work 😊👍
2 likesI enjoy your voice not really random noises I’m not calling it bad or anything just not my cup of tea but I bet a lot of people like this
4 likesI’ve missed Zuri, thanks Kitti
5 likesGod Bless the Doctor! XD
1 likeThe Tenth is my favorite!
I love cosplaying as him, and it was such an honor to meet him!
Probing part gave me insane tingles idk why
6 likesI love the Zuri videos
2 likesThank you very much for the new video I like it this is so cool and awesome and you are really the best and also this is so good so thank you very much again kitti Minx you rock
0 likesI see Zuri has access to time lord technology
2 likesOr atleast, the sounds of it.
"wont remember a thing", "wont feel any pain what so ever", " our only SURVIVING human one"
31 likes.....i have a very bad feeling about this
Eventually I'll be able to read this title without giggling.
2 likesThe sfx are well done I'll give you that 😊
3 likes“The only surviving human subject” if some cute girl said that to me I'd be like what the h*ll, also her singsong voice at the end was a nice touch.
0 likesVery well done!
0 likesthese sounds are making my eye sockets hurt
0 likesit's 3 in the morning and everything hurts.
Should I be terrified or deeply relaxed? Something tells me I can't choose. Something also tells me that if I do choose, I'll end up giving off the opposite reaction and muddling the whole thing. One las try, so they say... Every single time until they get it down. She's a friend but... Are we about to experience something like Flight of the Navigator?
0 likesIt would be really cool if we ended up seeing zuris planet or something.
8 likesWait, where's the raven? He's usually in comment sections making puns. Well, guess it's on me then:
43 likesWe, ahem, *probe*ably did not see this coming.
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That pun was out of this world
0 likesI'm dead inside
Me: Can't come up with good pun
1 likeAlso me: "I feel alienated."
I f*cking hate you people
0 likesTake my like and get out
0 likes“I am still your friend. But...”
2 likesThe game was rigged from the start, wasn’t it Zoe?
how many sci fi sound effects do you want?
0 likesyes...
Lmao I love the FM synthesis, well done (assuming that what you did)
0 likesCan't go home, won't remember a thing, won't be any pain when we're done. We're either going to be brutally experimented upon, tossed into some sort of arena, or offered as a potential concubine to alien nobility. Hoping for the latter, but expecting some combination.
2 likes“That’s only the beginning I’m afraid”
2 likesYour afraid? I’m the one getting forceable probed and taken away from my planet.
Zuri: You won't remember any of this
1 likeMe: ( in a david tennant voice ) I don't want to go
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(Me in tom hollands voice) I dont wanna go!
2 likesYAAAAAAAAYYYYY ZURI’S BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh craaaaaap.
2 likesLove the video❤️❤️
Yep, second vid I've listened to now, your a Whovian, Fantastic
1 likeLooks like this Xenos has crossed the line. I’m calling the death watch
0 likesThinking about it, do Aliens really need to probe humans if the internet is a thing? Then again science
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TheXpro Technically not any more. Because they'll have their own human farms you know, like potatos
5 likesTheXpro do you think that they would understand the internet when they got here?
3 likesIf they want potatoes, wont they only take the irish? Their blood is like 68.7% potato juice.
2 likes@Bazinga Bot no you're thinking alcohol it's more like 13.27% potato juice
1 likeLogically they should understand it because they developed space travel. The concept of sharing information doesn't change just because your race is different.
0 likesI was going to joke like "What was that a flying sonic screwdriver?" but no it actually was.
1 likeOh boii she borrowed doctor who's sonic screwdriver zuri has some great connections 😂👍♥️☺️😊
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It's the doctor not doctor who's
0 likesWho or what are you guys talking about
0 likes@zeno theoriginal a show called doctor who
0 likes@Thomas Thouin i either suck at telling jokes or this is a woosh
0 likes@zeno theoriginal you suck at telling jokes because I didn't know it was a joke and some people really don't what doctor who is
0 likesDoctor who is the best BBC show. And people who dont know what it is will take that the wrong way.
1 likeBazinga Bot eh, try blue planet. (Especially blue planet 2)
0 likesAre you planning on continuing this? I like if
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I think it’s safe to say that the role we were in died in the next test so yeah F
0 likesDon't know how I feel having a sonic screwdriver waved around my face... those things are very dangerous if not used properly... 😅
0 likesWow. 20mins into the video until something happens :D.
0 likesWhy do you need to probe me to track me? I have to go back to the same house every night.
0 likes...I recognize the around of a Sonic Screwdriver anywhere
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the doctor of gallifrey
0 likesThe doctor of war?
@Bazinga Bot The Time war I'm guessing.
0 likes@Shadowjedi 623777 the great time war. The last great time war.
0 likesThe Doctor of Gallifrey huh? Now where have I heard that before...
0 likesI guess it explains the Sonic Screwdriver.
what if I want to stay on the ship? an what if I want to remember everything we do on this ship?
1 likeYou Literally posted this as I woke up... ITS REAL THE ALIEN IS NO CHARACTER! jk n good work kitti keep it up :)
3 likesYandalien? I'm okay with that.
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Trope combinations are litt
2 likesIs that a sonic probe? Who are you, zuri or amy?
0 likesFantastic 😍❤️👍🏽
0 likesThis shit too futuristic
0 likesSomewhere between 3:30 and 3:40 you can hear windows 10 laptop notification about an unplugged device
1 likeit's be a while and i still remember you
2 likesTHE DOCTOR?!
0 likesOh boy, we got a long video to... Listen to?
0 likes19:49 when she speaks
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Benji the Weeb thought you were joking
6 likesBenji the Weeb thanks
1 likeYeah most of the video is sfx not that there's anything wrong with that it said it was for tingles
1 likeYour not joking? To be fair the sound is relaxing in its own right.
2 likesThe god of the comments
0 likesI'm here, an hour late mind you, but I'm here.
0 likesSees title DID SOMEONE SAY PROPED?
0 likesI just wanted a paella recipe
0 likesIs that a Sonic Screwdriver I hear :3
0 likesWhere am I and why does my butt feel sore? REREEEREEEEEREREREEER!!!
2 likesIs the doctor cannon to this series
0 likesno yes no yes no yes no yes NO YES NO YES NO YES NO YES ... YES
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Hopefully that wasi'nt the audio recording of the probing 😫
0 likesA light in the depression after karl
0 likesFINALLY
0 likes6:00 Sonic screwdriver noises
0 likes* go through the airport metal detector and it goes off* what is that what the fuck is
0 likeswhere we found that picture of zuri
0 likesI found this in December but this vid was posted on my bday so I guess kidnaped for a birthday present
0 likesSounds like a dial up modem
1 like"We've been able to track you for quite some time"
0 likesSo you work for the government?
Hey zuri been a minute huh
0 likessees thumbnail
1 likeNo no no no noooooo
That was a long probing session
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My favorite kind
0 likesshe is very thorough ;)
1 likeActivate SKUIRM
0 likesHey can you get me one of those sonic screwdrivers? It'd be real handy to lock my door from across the room
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Elite Fewl it doesn't do wood.
0 likesPart 2
0 likesso can i use the safe word
0 likesif so tomagothchi
What does probing even do test If for im gay or not?
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Yes
0 likesIsn't it gay if you think it is gay?
2 likesResults are in. You have the Mega Gay.
6 likesSpino probing doesn’t always mean butt
1 like(MOAN'S)
0 likesNo first comments...
33 likesPerfection
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Zapperzac First
1 like@LarryTheASSdestroyer https://youtu.be/17KmNrG9pE4
1 likeDid you guess the reaction you got?
2 likesYou kinda asked for that.
2 likesFifth!
0 likesDid I read that correctly?
0 likesI hit it.
2 likes"I Want to Believe."
1 likeI don't like it, took 20 minutes to hear your voice, the reason I'm at this channel, but still good.
1 likeNo dont do it im a virgin
1 likeOh god dammit...
1 likeWhat a title!
0 likesHow the fuck did i get here
0 likesBwn chi ah bwn cah chicah 17:00
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Bah we Grahna wep ninny bong?
0 likesPROBED.com
0 likeshello human, i have good news and bad news... the good news is you are the last human surviving the bad news is we have done so many scans on you the rest of your life will be filled with cancers....
0 likesbut you do get to sleep with hot aliens for whatever years you have left
Aliens are real and they tried to eat my ass?!!??
2 likesProbe me harder mommy!
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Mommy?
0 likes(raises eyebrow)
"Isn't it obvious? They're probably using us as guinea pigs, examining our anatomy. Once they've figured out how to make exact copies of us, they'll send those copies back down to earth to take our places. When they've copied enough of us, they'll turn on us and take over the world. Come on, how can you not see that coming?"
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Good call
0 likesI love getting probed by you.. I wouldn't mind coming again soon
0 likesyou can keep me but nothing goes in my ass do you understand me Pulls out a knife. touch me I cut chu
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She has a lazer gun
0 likesIdiot...
0 likeszeno theoriginal By the way according to tests done by scientists: within a 5 meter distance only 1/10 trained policemen can draw a gun and fire before getting stabbed by a knife.
0 likes@Marius de Vitte shes an alien she prob has better reflexes and armor incase any animal whas aggresive
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