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Kitti Minx ASMR - Nyssa The Yandere Neko Returns! [ Ear to Ear ] [ Whispering ] [ Creepy ] Roleplay

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Dildo Teabaggens 2018-09-04 12:56:55

I wouldn’t mind a yandere purely because then I would at least have someone in my life instead of the crippling Loneliness

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Satanic Angel 2018-09-07 03:20:48

relatable

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Marc D man 2018-09-09 00:35:06

I want to go back into the box of loneliness it doesn’t love it doesn’t hurt IT JUST HATES

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Carl Patrick Borjal 2018-09-10 13:29:27

@Marc D man DiD i jUsT FiND A MoThERfUcKiNg If-The-Emperor-Had-A-Text-to-Speech-Device reference?

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ImCroozy 2018-09-13 00:05:05

This made me laugh out loud sorry xD

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Kloan 2018-09-16 06:25:24

same

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FalseMimicry 2018-09-17 23:13:46

Depression is still there...







A L W A Y S W A T C H I N G A N D F O L L O W I N G

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Shane Ricci 2018-10-07 17:31:52

True

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Crow4499 2018-10-08 03:05:11

Plus having someone that loves you so much just to kill a girl for simply talking to you

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zeno theoriginal 2018-10-20 13:33:55

I can relate

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SuperDude Taylor 2018-10-23 15:35:03

pretty fucking big mood there; cut that shit out.

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A filthy casual. 2018-10-25 11:39:37

Me too😐 what is wrong with me?🤔🤔🤔

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Juanjo Tur 2018-10-26 00:06:39 (edited 2018-10-26 00:07:08 )

Is too late to tell you to ask Sayori from DDLC to hang out? Is too late? I will see myself out

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TheGodFather 2018-10-27 20:55:43

I think your profile pic is the problem

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A filthy casual. 2018-11-10 08:58:31

True True

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A filthy casual. 2018-11-10 08:59:37

@SuperDude Taylor 🤬

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just some random guy and I'm random :D 2018-12-29 16:34:48

Dildo Teabaggens r/2meirl4meirl

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Known 2019-01-15 14:35:46

Same ;-;

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Final Form 2019-08-20 05:25:30

@FalseMimicry IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN 👀

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Marchosias 2019-10-21 03:42:55

I went here to escape, not face reality

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-22 18:53:58

I feel like she would protect you like most of the yanderes I've seen, Yuno Gasai (The Future Diary or Mirai Nikki in Japanese), Rias Gremory (Highschool DXD), and Akane Hiyama (Love Tyrant)

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-22 18:57:00

@A filthy casual. everything is wrong with me. I'm in love with Yanderes

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-22 18:59:05

@Toma that's the reason I like yanderes, because of Yuno Gasai from The Future Diary

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John lang 2023-08-09 01:03:46

​@Khristian Morserias gremory is a yandere? I never noticed

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Femboy Pharaoh 2018-09-04 10:50:28

everyone says they want a yandere girlfriend, but they kidnap you ONE TIME and suddenly that's a deal breaker.

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Eleonora 2018-09-04 11:27:08

Insert Elon Musk's horse fucking tweet here

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MGMystic 2018-09-04 13:55:11

I had a yandere girlfriend, it was adorable

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PleasantPheasant 2018-09-04 22:29:37

I don't know I think it would me nice.

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PleasantPheasant 2018-09-04 22:30:16

Are you sure you had a girlfriend

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RyuKaguya 2018-09-05 14:36:25

Diamondminer74 the feeling of absolute devotion.

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Caleb 2018-09-09 05:26:01

I see no problem

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FalseMimicry 2018-09-17 23:23:15

S T O C K H O L M S Y N D R O M E

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Kraaazy 2018-09-19 07:00:30

Diamondminer74 ur username is great

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Kraaazy 2018-09-19 07:00:43

Diamondminer74 smitty is lit

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BasicBod 2018-09-29 01:00:09 (edited 2018-09-29 01:03:57 )

I know right? It's like dating a mass murderer and not wanting to die

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Crow4499 2018-10-08 03:04:19

Just like being clinged to

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Maidenless Mech Pilot 2018-11-04 04:15:17

Mystic Flare lucky bastard

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Kill Me 2018-11-21 10:50:16

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!! HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR!?!?!

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TwoEyedMoth 2018-11-23 05:02:39

Well she has to be my type

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Exora [The Unmatched] 2019-10-10 02:27:33

Fr though. Like, what were you expecting?

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Wormy Fren 2020-02-02 08:31:47

I mean where can I get some good memes?

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King Crab 2018-09-04 10:53:55

honestly listening to the dialogue with veruca salt playing softly in the background makes it feel more like a thriller. chills, but the tingly kind crawl up and down my weak, weak spine...

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Kastaniell TuffTuffSon 2021-11-26 21:56:32

The triggers in the first few minutes are godlike

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Eleonora 2018-09-07 03:37:11

Why is the spoopy stuff always so relaxing. 🤔

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Richard Hardslab 2018-09-04 20:47:36

This has been a wonderful and chilling experience. Glad I'm not going to bed any time soon.

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Fox tail 2018-09-04 22:56:13 (edited 2018-09-04 23:52:38 )

She looks so cute tho. In all honesty though this was really well done. Not many asmr videos gives me tingles by this is one of the few that does. Keep up the good work kitti. You are legit the best roleplay asmr channel I've ever seen.

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Jamie Williamson 2018-11-05 01:42:53 (edited 2018-11-05 01:57:35 )

not gonna lie but that licking sound on my headphones at 15:27 is making my spine tingle at the back of my neck :S

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Deathreus 2019-06-03 02:15:14

Then you have successfully been triggered

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bimbo jojo 2019-10-31 08:12:18

I actually had sleep paralysis awhile ago. Could not move when the sleep paralysis demon came into my room and started whispering into my ear. Scariest thing that happened to me recently and this reminded me if it so I couldn't finish the rest of this.

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Efi 2018-09-26 01:26:07 (edited 2018-09-26 01:26:16 )

Yanderes...I cant love one of you, YOU ARE ALL GREAT!!!

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Mr. Vibin 2018-09-09 02:32:44

Hours go by and the only word i heard for the first time senpai give this video an oscar and another award for best acting ever may god save the neko kingdom

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Fr33dom Nightcore 2018-09-04 21:42:25

Who could possibly say no to her!? 110% yes

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Centric Tech 2018-09-10 02:51:25

No from me

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Azriel 2018-10-16 21:33:09

Fr33dom Nightcore I understand you

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-22 19:19:36

I mean I'm already taken by Sasha so if she wants me then she's gonna have to talk to her about it

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Jack Thurston 2018-10-09 06:50:17

Incredible video!

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Barry Scott 2018-09-04 10:55:51

I've been waiting for this thanks so much kitti

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Thomas . . . 2018-09-04 10:59:51

Hi again, barry

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Barry Scott 2018-09-04 11:01:26

We meet again Gun God

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Wendell Octtaviani 2018-09-04 11:36:46

Gay

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Baba BabaA 2018-09-04 21:27:01

Ha Gay!

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FalseMimicry 2018-09-17 23:19:20

Now we just need cilit bam

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Sero Tonin 2018-09-10 01:19:12

I fell asleep with autoplay on, and woke up listening to this.

Youtube, I have several questions.

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Lost S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2018-09-16 06:44:38

Welcome to hell comrade

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FalseMimicry 2018-09-17 23:17:24

Don't worry you'll enjoy it here

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Benjamin Glitzer 2018-10-03 13:01:07

autoplay is telling you something

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Azriel 2018-10-16 21:34:10

It's AvgOtaku welcome to neko park

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just some random guy and I'm random :D 2018-12-24 14:37:05

It's AvgOtaku lmao I can already imagine that happening

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Khori the Boardwalker 2018-12-29 15:13:27

That's the real life equivalent.

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Andrit Garnica 2018-12-31 04:00:40

@It's AvgOtaku and now ull never leave

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Trollty Trollty 2019-08-08 03:42:28

They same thing happend to me
I want to go back

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Enchantedpuma 2019-11-15 04:58:19

Welcome to the asmr corner of this hellhole
The yandere ones the best just sayin

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Wormy Fren 2020-02-02 08:32:20

@Lost S.T.A.L.K.E.R wait one second you me uamee now

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-22 19:02:04

I fell asleep with auto play on and woke up to this. https://youtu.be/leBJliVJ2ng I think I have an addiction for yanderes... I like it

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Nicholas Jones 2018-09-12 02:53:58

this is how I would deal if ever I get into a situation where a yandere kidnaps me. First I try to stay as calm as possible and I don't attempt to escape and I don't even struggle. Then, after gaining her trust, I slowly get more and more freedom and when she does the mistake of untying me, I don't do anything yet, but instead, I go along until we pass the front door or the exit of the place and bye-bye. im free and your going to jail!

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Crow4499 2018-10-08 03:07:53

Good idea but they can be smart

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Nicholas Jones 2018-10-08 03:13:30

That’s what I would do What would you do?

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Mobius176 2018-09-04 11:11:47

I just promised Sasha that I would stay with her. But now I got this neko to deal with?

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Shouta 2018-10-26 01:14:52

0:31 That almost gave me a heart attack!

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Chill Bee ♡ 2019-11-30 07:48:48

Definitely not the only one.

That was loud.

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Wormy Fren 2020-02-02 08:33:16

Me: what sound?

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Nicholas Gaffney 2018-09-04 11:39:51

Where was Sasha during all of this?! I feel like she should bust in and protect what is hers! Although I don't know how she'll fair against the yandere.....

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BENJ 2018-09-12 08:09:55

... and Nica ?

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Sam Gafford 2018-11-06 07:56:21

Reminds me of "Shear Heart Attack has no weaknesses!"

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Jackal 2020-03-19 12:17:04 (edited 2020-03-19 12:17:12 )

That SCP music triggered my fight or flight response, and alarms were going off in my head because I was checking if there was a breach.

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RyuKaguya 2018-09-04 18:31:22 (edited 2018-09-05 14:34:08 )

Um..we kinda killed an entire vampire coven with a yandere vampire master I think ONE yandere cat can be handled by us, as a certain angry boi once said "you underestimate my power."

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mr. brando 2018-09-05 01:50:31 (edited 2018-09-05 01:50:43 )

Well, we (the listener) were tied up till the end

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CaptainArc 2018-09-07 02:44:16

The angry boi then lost the battle to the high ground

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Not Nameless 2018-09-07 12:39:43

This angry boi was so arrogant his enemy took pity on him and said "dont try it" then proceeds to try and lose

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RyuKaguya 2018-09-07 19:16:01

He lived

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Eleonora 2018-09-10 07:20:05

@RyuKaguya was it really living tho

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RyuKaguya 2018-09-10 12:48:05

@Eleonora yep he breathed and and became one of the most feared beings in the Galaxy.

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Raiden Wolf 2019-01-13 05:10:40

Then he died

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Dolphinio 2019-01-28 01:07:18

RyuKaguya I'm dead

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Soulsネオン 2019-08-13 04:00:20

RyuKaguya

Then, he died by his son..


As his empire was destroyed within one day..

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Chill Bee ♡ 2019-12-17 06:28:16

As one angrier boi said

"*BANG* click click *BANG*"

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Matthew Sherman 2020-05-09 07:17:13

Everytime I think of yandere now I will just hear "im watching you always watching "

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Knock Off 2021-04-04 00:28:16

Oh NO I can I hear the SCP:CB music, I'm getting PTSD of lightning fast Peanuts again.

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PokeVth 2018-09-04 14:10:44

Thanks I'm sick and you made the time go pass so fast....

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A filthy casual. 2018-10-25 11:33:31

What are you doing here paperjam?????

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YourWaifu ASMR 2018-11-12 03:10:23

😍😍😍😍

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HardenedVICTORy 2018-09-04 11:07:38

I have a question
During the stream you asked “who is katina’s roommate?” and someone said “Amber” and you said that was correct’ but wouldn’t “Sarah” also be an acceptable answer because she said amber was her owner and roommate in her video
I’m asking this here because I missed the stream because of a medical related appointment and I’m not asking this because I want a poster because I could never properly enjoy it or hang it because my father is the most judgemental person I know and this is coming from a person who was bullied by fourteen people, which ironically relates to the medical appointment.
I’m asking this because I watched back the stream and that jumped into my head because I liked Sarah more then Amber and I found it weird that “we” knew where she lived and was invited over.

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Kitti Minx 2018-09-04 11:30:30

Technically the nekos are pets, that's why.

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HardenedVICTORy 2018-09-04 11:33:01

Kitti Minx yeah I actually had that in mind as a counter argument since she did almost say “master” in the video

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Baba BabaA 2018-09-17 23:47:46

That complicated question and a simple answer... Well done! :D

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SnyperFi069 2018-09-04 12:22:34

Nekos and mouth sounds. Its a yes from me dog

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Shouta 2018-10-30 04:43:32

I thought you said Nekos and MOTH sounds.

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Tristin Mink 2019-06-22 04:09:10

9:40 it starts your welcome

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Alpha Lazer Were Cat 2019-06-24 14:08:40

"YOU! GET OUT OF HERE!"

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カスタネットチャンネル(サブ) 2019-05-16 14:00:24

I want to keep this NEKO.
私はこの猫を飼いたいです。

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GUUSE- 2018-09-04 11:42:41

Have you ever thought about responding to people's comments as the character in the video?

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Matheus Alves 2018-09-04 23:24:31

Creepy nyaa comment?

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Mr. Vibin 2018-09-09 02:30:42

This man is right

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Victorian Snail God 2018-10-01 00:40:01

BIRDFLOCK MrGoose yes

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Chill Bee ♡ 2019-10-03 02:09:13

Would be interesting

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The Shaggs 2020-04-11 03:07:10

Zonkes it going to take more than scooby sacks to get through this one

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A filthy casual. 2018-10-25 11:37:53

I hope she doesn't hurt Sasha

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dysper. 2018-12-24 23:31:46

homegirl really ate your face.

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G-art Lowe 2018-09-08 01:43:51

oh i remember the last video i saw. i guessing this is part 2?

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MrPumpkin Pumpkins! 2018-10-27 20:40:49

oh god the scp cb backround music makes me more scared then relaxed ._.

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Yako YT 2018-09-05 00:10:12

kawaii

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The_cripp_walking_cockroach 2018-09-09 20:04:17

Hears noise pulls out a mini gun

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FalseMimicry 2018-09-17 23:16:28

russian man suka blyat i am heavy weapons guy

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The_cripp_walking_cockroach 2018-09-21 23:27:53

@FalseMimicry and this is weapon

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The_cripp_walking_cockroach 2018-09-21 23:28:36

@FalseMimicry it cost 400,000 dollars to fire for 12 seconds

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Theironsword 2018-09-22 11:59:52

Gonna ruin the chain here and say, the first thing I thought of after you said that was "Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!"

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The_cripp_walking_cockroach 2018-09-22 19:54:17

Blin

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A filthy casual. 2018-10-25 11:32:32

Hey I have one too!

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diphenhydramine 2019-02-19 11:23:00

DP 28 MOUNTED AND LOADED

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SomeGoodGranola 2019-03-20 22:29:43

Some people think they can outsmart me. maybe... maybe... But I have yet met a man who can outsmart bullet queue dustbowl

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Finalph 2019-08-26 12:52:58

Looks like the foundation didn’t do their job properly

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Forestrack 54 2018-09-05 01:31:37 (edited 2018-09-05 01:32:39 )

In the background...
Is that the soundtrack from Scp Containment breach?

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Eleonora 2018-09-07 03:28:07

It's a containment breach then? Better call 0-5

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diphenhydramine 2019-02-19 11:24:15

Is she an SCP?????

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VGBC P3rs0na 2018-09-04 10:56:25

She's baaaaaaaaaaack.

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-22 19:24:54

Sorry Nyssa but I'm already taken by Sasha

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Vince 2018-09-25 06:29:03

BILLY MAYS HERE with the handswtich !!!!

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A filthy casual. 2018-10-25 11:42:49

Wait.......... How did she get me

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soviet weeb 2018-11-04 06:39:43

Hahaha "other girls"

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Kraaazy 2018-10-02 05:06:50

I mean like, if u think about it.
BeaSTeAliTy

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Habited Villain 2018-11-27 12:51:23

Technically,




Never mind...

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Soulsネオン 2019-07-09 10:20:03

Habited Villain


Were you about to go full-blown college essay, explaining they have a woman’s anatomy entirely or would you go deeper...

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Enchantedpuma 2019-11-15 05:00:03

@Soulsネオン deeper in what ways

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Soulsネオン 2019-11-15 05:09:00

Enchantedpuma

About how different Neko and furries are.

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MGMystic 2018-09-04 14:30:55

"Yandere Neko Returns!" 666 views on the video when i watched it XD

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xd Niles 2018-09-05 04:43:59

Mystic Flare bro mine was 999 😵

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Mr Yeezy 2018-09-10 06:15:50

Just hit 10,000 lol this is getting weird

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Khristian Morse 2021-05-22 19:21:36

When I first watched this it was at 911 views. Not even kidding 😂

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Azriel 2018-10-16 21:48:14

PICK THE YANDERE

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learning to hack 2019-02-06 05:24:57 (edited 2019-02-06 05:27:08 )

17:10 wait a god damn minute did you just say a kiss girl that's not what I heard it sounded somewhat around 20-40 I'm not going to count that but it sounded more then just a kiss it starts around 15:21 and ends around 17:06

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Cornelius Daniels 2018-11-22 15:49:23

Kill me please 8:04

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BENJ 2018-09-09 22:52:56

GODAMNIT

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Alpha Lazer Were Cat 2019-06-24 15:32:58

"Request aknowledgement protocol active, please make a request. Request aknowledgement protocol active please make a request. Request aknowledgement protocol active please make a request. Request aknowledgement protocol active please make a request. I'm sorry, but your voicekey is incorrect, please make a request, incorrect voicekey please make a request, incorrect voicekey please make a request. No request has been made, this will return to sleep mode status."

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Redxphones 2018-09-05 01:44:26

First a gun, now a lighter! WHAT'S NEXT?!

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zeno theoriginal 2018-09-05 05:57:05

A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

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Eleonora 2018-09-07 03:30:04

Both! A flaregun!

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FalseMimicry 2018-09-17 23:18:14

A w+m1 pyro on tf2



(Do you get my reference?)

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Redxphones 2018-09-28 21:11:51

@FalseMimicry Yes.

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dysper. 2018-12-24 22:53:37

0:31 jesus.

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SomeGoodGranola 2019-04-09 00:29:04

can yall fuckin imagine if she put the fnaf ambience shit over this?

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mr. brando 2018-09-05 01:49:30

Bring back ruby

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dysper. 2018-12-24 22:55:49

8:00 marco polo!

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Andrit Garnica 2018-12-31 03:59:12

Im a dog u cant love me .. wait no- no.. noo wait no stoooop

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Fernando Sanchez 2018-09-05 05:37:22

Going going GONE

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zeno theoriginal 2018-09-05 05:59:52

I am not going ghost i am going gone

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dj wolf 2018-09-05 13:04:45

Get away from my ears

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AJ 2022-10-31 05:17:59

what happened to this character

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H2O Bear 2019-08-18 23:40:38

Creepy = anojing skratshing and no creepy stuff att f*** all

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kurt knispel. 2018-09-05 21:02:08

What is going the hell on?.

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Mr. Vibin 2018-09-09 02:27:03

If your gonna do an asmr video dont make the intro 30 seconds long mate

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Eleonora 2018-12-29 18:31:50

No u

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bread god 2020-04-02 03:35:44

first

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KodaKitten333 2021-01-02 17:09:05

She is both cute and terrifying

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Soulsネオン 2019-07-09 10:24:25

Wait we’re getting Stockholm Syndrome even though, we haven’t been kidnapped.

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Bony Dawk 2019-04-17 15:41:26

I like how the purposely sexy nekos don't get me hard but the overwhelming love neko does. I've got my priorities.

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神りん 2018-09-18 16:47:53

先輩とにゃーしか言えんのかこの猿ぅ!

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Eleonora 2018-09-04 10:48:43 (edited 2018-09-04 11:28:22 )

While you're trying to avoid getting stabbed at least try to get YouTube to pay Kitti for it!

https://www.change.org/p/google-inc-get-kitti-minx-monetized-on-youtube

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