On the first day of Christmas, my old age gave to me:

bruh said they ruined it but i think they made it better

Imma blast this song in Christmas of 2085!!!

<b>D E A T H   A N D   D E S T R U C T I O N</b>

*D E A T H   A N D   D E S T R U C T I O N*

@Angelita Canchola moreno <i>And a rare form of kidney disease!</i> There I ruined it

@Angelita Canchola moreno _And a rare form of kidney disease!_ There I ruined it

Guys, while I was watching this, my resolution dropped just as he said "Blurry Vision".<br>I love that.

Guys, while I was watching this, my resolution dropped just as he said "Blurry Vision".
I love that.

Just turning 30 was enough for my scumbag body


The “drryyyy flakkkyyy skiiiiin” sent me💀

Dryyyy
Flakyy
Skii
       iiii
           iiiin

Dryyyy
Flakyy
Skii
       iiii
           iiiin


Google’s diagnosis for when your back hurts:

Rickenbach Jackson-Montgomery Fayetteville S.

There’s 666 likes, I can’t mess this up 😫


This seems like a song that would be on your channel

@bsodaifyhis job is to make stuff like this

jack douglas, good to see you on a random video

John laughs at kidney disease? Well I know what I’m doing next YIAY.

🎵and a rare form of kidney diseeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssseeeeee🎵


“And a rare form on kidney disease :)”<br>“Dryyyyh flaykeeehh siiihhhhnnnnnnn” 💀💀💀

“And a rare form on kidney disease :)”
“Dryyyyh flaykeeehh siiihhhhnnnnnnn” 💀💀💀


This is how all medicine ads should be from now on.

Imagine each big holiday they take a song to turn it into, so holloween being spooky scary skeleton, Christmas this, ect

Not even sung well. Just remixed in the studio afterwards just like this


Love how he loses motivation after "skin"

Or is <b>that</b> close to laughing his ass off lol

Or is *that* close to laughing his ass off lol


I just deleted my Christmas playlist. I have everything I need here


This is the first Christmas song I've enjoyed in over a decade. I never thought my cold, dead heart would feel the holiday spirit again.

You might have to look up the Cthulhu christmas carols, on youtube I think you will be pleasantly suprised and find yourself able to enjoy the season more.


I'm sorry... Did you just quote twisted Christmas carols?


"Is that Kermit the frog?"

- my grandfather


Please tell me there's a full version of this coming


Doctors in Disney musicals would be like:


@There I Ruined It he means what ad did you edit

@There I Ruined It Are you going to make a separate video of the ad in your channel?

I actually faked it to fit the song, not a real medicine :)


wtf why is Jordan Peterson sending me quote unquote "Dry, flaky skin"???


Yep. This is truly the 12 side effects that you will experience in 12 days of Christmas. Doctor Santa approves this.


great overall 9/10, (had to subtract one point because of the lack of a slide whistle ;) ) Keep up the good work!


I was legitimately laughing all the way through this! It's amazing how well the syllables match with everything! 10 outta 10


Can i choose, or they come together in one Cristmas Set? 🤔

You get a free subscription and they all happen one by one.


If they sent you all of these for Christmas, they may not be your true love...


I don’t care if I get a rare form of kidney disease, my antidepressants are worth it


6 year old: “I wanna be an astronaut when I grow up!”

God:


me when i have a rare form of kidney disease:


It's not like I needed my sides anymore.


This is great. The holidays always make life worse, so I really enjoyed this video.


do a mashup of Lisa Ono and Keiko Matsui lol


There were wildly different emotions in that “dry flaky skin”


“SKiiiIIIiiiIIIiIiIiIiIiIiInn” sent me to esa 💀


When someone from an ad, sing better than actual singer


Guys, while I was watching this, my resolution dropped just as he said "Blurry Vision".<br>I love that.

Guys, while I was watching this, my resolution dropped just as he said "Blurry Vision".
I love that.


“And a rare form of kidney disease” 🎶🎶🎼🎵

💀💀


<b>"dryyy flakyyyy skeeeyyyyinnnn"</b> got me bro💀💀💀

*"dryyy flakyyyy skeeeyyyyinnnn"* got me bro💀💀💀


WE GETTING OUT OF THE NURSING HOME WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣💯


When “dry flaky skin” went flat I LOST MY CRAP


i love how somehow the number of syllables in those side-effects almost all matches with the original ones


Can we PLEASE get a full version with all 12 days?


That “Rare form of kidney disease” hits different.


Thank you I’ll send this to all my dearest friends just so that they know that I truly care


Why is he sounding like a Tomodachi Life mii💀


Every Christmas party I host this will be the song, repeating for 12 hours a day


Damn just earned yourself a sub that was hilarious


Now you just made it better, all I need is a full song, a record, and I'll save it for Christmas.


someone needs to make a full version with all 12 days


imagine having a music sheet for accurate vocals


This is how it feels like to have family over at your house on Christmas:


"AND A RARE FORM OF KIDNEY DISEASEEEEE" got me dying 💀


this should be all doctor appointments on Christmas


I love how they have to describe the headaches as "debilitating"


You didn't ruin it. You educated us on things that aren't really seen in christmas loving moments!


The true love woke up and chose violence 💀


This is the best thing I've seen all month


I don’t know why, but someone please make a full version of this Christmas song, I’ll be laughing for hours if that happens


The funny thing is that medicine ads are usually the most cheery while the side effects are being listed. Nailed it 🤣


And this kid is why you don't mix LSD with your heart-throb soda from the mystery flesh pit national park


When it’s Christmas and you’re going to a hospital😂


i like how all the old people look so happy in the footage while describing illnesses


This is what I sing on Christmas as a hard-core Halloweenist:

·♛ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔓𝔬𝔦𝔰𝔬𝔫 ♛·


Love how a lot people say “smile it’s Christmas season” but depending on your job, it is the most stressful season throughout the year 😑


6 y/o Me when my mum asks why i need to stay home:


Bring more Christmas songs...you know for the family when they come over..... that's the best


“AND A RARE FORM OF KIDNEY DISEASE” got me😂😂😂😂❤


Best vocaloid producers when first time make a song but not japanese:


You didn't ruin in, you created a MASTERPIECE


" and a rare form of kidney diseaseeeee" got me dying 💀


Bro really said "BOI WHAT YOU DOING HUH"🤣


“What did Nurgle get you today little Timmy?”


"AND A RARE FORM OF KIDNEY DISEASE" that really started the Christmas spirit💀💀💀💀💀


"And rare form of kidney disease" had me crying 😂💀


At "blurred vision", Youtube set my quality level from 360p to 140p. Suspiciously perfect timing.


Was not expecting Kermit to tell me side effects today 💀


Google when you have a bad back: rest for a bit or consult a doctor<br>Bing:

Google when you have a bad back: rest for a bit or consult a doctor
Bing:


“Dryyy flaaaky ssSkKkAaÆÆÆN
                                                          N
                                                             N
                                                                N
                                                                   N
                                                                      N…”
THAT GOT ME DYING-😭😭😭
The way his voice started getting lower-😭💀

“Dryyy flaaaky *ssSkKkAaÆÆÆN*
                                                          *N*
                                                             *N*
                                                                *N*
                                                                   *N*
                                                                      *N…”*
THAT GOT ME DYING-😭😭😭
The way his voice started getting lower-😭💀


In the commercials they make sure this part is sped up to the max


"and a rare of kidney diseaaaase" got me kicking on the floor


Peter Griffin be dropping straight fire 🔥


I can’t stop laughing and I can’t stop listening to it. I think I might die and go to heaven right now. I am fulfilled.


Frequent bowel movements, an urgent need to have them...


"aNd A rArE fOrM oF KiDnEy DisEaSe" had me dying bro💀🤌


“Dry flaky skiieeennnn” <b>old lady spins</b>

“Dry flaky skiieeennnn” *old lady spins*


The "And A Rare Form Of Kidney Disease" sent me💀


This is how all medicine ads should be in the month of December!


On the day of Christmas he unwrapped a present that was about learning!!


i listened to this for 5 hours Straight its so good


“and a rareee form of kidnee deeseeeeseeeeee”


This one needs to be the most liked video in history bro 💀


It makes it even funnier that it starts with “my true love gave to me” implying that his lover gave him all of these things somehow 💀💀


“And a rare kind of kidney disease” gots me dying 💀


"AND A RARE FORM OF KIDNEY DISEASEEEEEEEEE"


my true love gave me…

long story short: expired medicine


You didn't ruin it, it is a masterpiece not even ai can make

I want more of this


🐄 𝕮𝖔𝖜𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖊 🐄


On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me :


Me after learning body side-effects in kurzsegsagt:

Edit:
Also my side-effects during few days ago: HEADEACH, NIGHSWEAT AND FEVER, RASHES. Literally madness:), literally dizzy, swelling of the throat, and a rare form of peeing😭


When your grandparents wake up after a christmas party


I... MY VILLAIN ARC HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN YALL


And the fact that is said " My true love said to me" you know the rest.😂😂😂😂


I literally started dry heaving from laughing.


You didn’t ruin it you made it better 😂😂😂


and a rare form of kidney disease got me :skull:


a rare form of kidney diseaseeeeeeeeee got me


On the first day of Christmas, I gave to my ex-wife:


After months of finding this, it finally appears on my recommendation :))


On the 12day of Christmas my trye love gave to me a totally insufficient dowry 😂


I can just see you doing Nightsweats & Fever a cover of Night Fever by The Bee Gees.


why is this so funny to me, the "and 💞🌟⭐✨✨ a rare form of kidney disease ✨🥺✨🌟⭐💞💖" got me

{ - ᒪᑌᑎᗩ’ᔕ ᗪIᑎEᖇ - }


"on the first day of impossible quizmas my true love gave to me, hepatitis b"
- splapp-me-do, the impossible quizmas

"on the first day of impossible quizmas my true love gave to me, hepatitis b"
- splapp-me-do, _the impossible quizmas_


Goes hard😂😂 who knew kidney disease could be so funny


Tuning in melodyne. You’re a legend bro.


It wasn't ruined it became a master piece


POV. Your doctors in the Christmas spirit but has to explain your results 😂


From the Lockdown Christmas 2021 album.<br>Thankfully, Santa missed me with that one.

From the Lockdown Christmas 2021 album.
Thankfully, Santa missed me with that one.


Welcome to your 70s man. Youve made it this far. Now welcome to pain and agony😈😈😈


I feel like this could be part of the HPL Historical Society's xmas album.


I. Love. This. So. <b>FUCKING</b> . Much.


“How rare is it?”

“What do you want to name it?”


Middle of every single medicine ad be like


The way he said rare..💀<br>I think I have a rare form of kidney disease now

The way he said rare..💀
I think I have a rare form of kidney disease now


These side effects got me on the hospital bed with rare form kidney disease fr 🤑


If I had a tv show one Christmas special I'd try to make a great Christmas  party, but I gone terribly wrong. this is the the song playing on loop.


so is no one gonna talk about the last side effects💀✋-


Wow I love flakey skin and a rare kidney disease in a  Christmas box💅


"On the 12th day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me"... 😂


Reminds me of that one part of My Psychopharmacologist & I from Next to Normal lol


On the 9th day of April my recommendations sent to me...


I don't wish I get that from anyone at any day of christmas tbh xD


ah my perfect part of Christmas is my "sudden swings in mood" 🤌🏻


That right there is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and heard


If your true love sent you this maybe they shouldn't be your true love.


Me when the school sing the christmas song:

what i heat:


How to pissed of the grandparents lovers:


More ChristmS songs! Moooreee! More medical Christmas songs.


what symptoms are these for? These things actually happen to me


This reminds me of the old "12 pains of Christmas" by Bob Rivers. It's worth a listen.


Bravo! I’m a child and don’t use this word often, but this video had me rolling!!


this sounds like my tomogachi life songs 💀


"And a rare form of kidney disease"<br>My grandfather has high blood pressure, miracle he's still alive. His borthday is on December and I need to listen to this at my old age

"And a rare form of kidney disease"
My grandfather has high blood pressure, miracle he's still alive. His borthday is on December and I need to listen to this at my old age


I don’t think that’s your true love if they made you suffer like that


0:05 That’s what might happen when u turn 80 yrs old


How the heck did you find this with the perfect amount of syllables?


Having stage 4 sickness in decaying winter


Don’t forget the exact thing the medicine is curing


Ah yes all i want for Christmas: A rare form of kidney disease


This sounds like something you'd sing to someone with a toxic relationship ngl<br>(It's because the "My true love sent to me..." and the side effects following after makes it sound like something you'd sing to someone with a toxic relationship)

This sounds like something you'd sing to someone with a toxic relationship ngl
(It's because the "My true love sent to me..." and the side effects following after makes it sound like something you'd sing to someone with a toxic relationship)


this sounds like kermit the frog and i Cannot. im crying.


Me when someone asks what I got for Christmas


I can't be the only one thought it was gonna be cupcakke 😭


I love it in stead of the "normal" Song ima play this


The syllables matching is just ✨perfection✨


Yes!  We need 20k eggs.<br>Better those Minecraft egg farms into maximum overdrive.

Yes!  We need 20k eggs.
Better those Minecraft egg farms into maximum overdrive.


Sounds like the miis in tomodachi life when they sing


Can’t believe the states have Medication adverts


ok but like the flakey part got me laughing


What is the version he's using? I wanna hear it now.


Fun fact: in the og version of the song, IT'S ALL BIRDS. we meet the maids-a-milking. These birds are called cattle egrets and The golden rings are actually ring-necked birds.


On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

5 STD’s!


why is this in my recommended at 11:17PM 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Why I celebrate winter solstice instead UxO


That would be a great ad for your channel


I think I laughed a little too hard at this. 😂


DAMN IT, I have to wait until Christmas to properly enjoy this! Oh my gosh my sides 💀


tbh they made it better, at least those Christmas songs aren't taking all my boredom storage anymore


That person’s true love must be the true hate to that woman dear god


Right? I've watched this 5 times and still missed it


Medicine ad: WE'RE A MIRACLE MEDICINE!! Rest of ad: side effects -_-


sure love getting a rare form kidney disease on Christmas.


Why can’t commercials advertise stuff like this? It’d make people more inclined to listen.


Every drug commercial I watch on tv lists all the shit effect it can do to you without telling you what the hell it does.

Then I find out it’s erection medication.


And a rare form of kidney diiiseaaaaaaaase


And I’m guessing that Medicean is for a mild cough right 😂

Edit : spelling error


when you buy a youtuber a melodyne lisence


What is this medicine for, and where can I get it


This didn't ruin it....what ruined it was the bedfellows channel.....it was traumatic


And a rare form of kidney diseaseeeee! 💀


I really wish I knew what medicine that was where they thought those side effects being in a TV ad were going to sell.


Wow, this actually sums up how I usually feel around christmas perfectly..


Can you do no suprises mixed with call and answer vocals


I just found this video and someone at my sister’s school sung this song at their talent show


I would like to know why this maniac heard the ad (which was recommended to them, for .. some reason), and automatically thought ‘hey, that matches up with 12 days of Christmas!’


The Official "Guardian Units of Nations" Channel


I love you so much!! I showed my mum the you cant handle the truth x toy story vid (she likes that movie btw), and this vid is a masterpiece!!!!


You can tell this is a short because there's no slide whistle.


I think you need to break up with this person....if they give you these things breakup with them 😂


One the first day of Christmas my medicine gave to me


Are you using an app that shows the different voices due to the changes in how that sound is recorded. If so please tell me cause there are a lot of things I'd like to edit out of my music


Can we have this version of the song sung by Kermit the frog please?


Why does it sound like when you write a song in tomodachi life?


The song reminded me of the Christmas when I was 6 or 5 my mom and dad gave me Lego I grew up with it till the next Christmas when I was 6 or 7 they gave me a bike the Lego (yea we don't talk about now) me and my dad played with the bike on Christmas day my dad is a Legend he always makes time with me even if it's a hard time


I think this is one of my favorite things on the entire internet :D


On the last 2 days of Christmas, Santa gave me hemorrhoids and a giant spike in creepiness.


This reminds me of that one gumball episode


The dude in this video literally sounds like a Mii from Tomodachi Life


On the 1st day my true love gave to me

Aids


I know I’m late but is nobody talking about how this almost sounds like my boy Kermit?


wait, what rare type of kidney disease that I suddenly now know about?


Side effects be like: may include, death, death, and death.


The slurred, breathy vocalization is so fucking funny


Dry flaky ski
                     i
                      i
                      i
                      n
😂

Dry flaky ski
                     i
                      i
                      i
                      n
😂


The side effect: may cause kidney failure.

People in the ad: 😃😃😃💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥


Ah can’t wait for Santa to deliver me a rare for of kidney disease


What the US is giving out this Christmas 😂😂😂


CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS? CHRISTMAS! JUST A WEEK AWAY! CHRISTMAS IS IN A WEEK! WOOHOO! I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION! CHRISTMAS! JUST A WEEK AWAY! IT GOT HERE SO FAST!


apparently i cant save shorts to my funny playlist. sad


𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕


A RARE FORM OF KIDNEY DISSEASE 😂😂THATS NOT NO SIDE EFFECT


That’s a horrible thing to get on Christmas :(


Ah Christmas… my favorite annual celebration of commerce & logistics 😂 Hell we even have a guy who’s only job it is to expedite the global aircargo delivery of products people ordered via „the letter“. Sleights turned 747s, reindeer turned Rolls Royce turbofan engines.


Could I achieve something similar with free software, preferable Audacity? If not, what software do you use?


Dang Kermit the frog ain’t doing to good


omg the only christmas song that i liked


Why is peter griffin singing about side effects


Nobody’s talking aboht how their are 7 side effects and the song is specifically on the 7th day


This is clearly a vocaloid or utau or something, but at first i thought it was a mii from tomodachi life singing

𝖫𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖤𝖺𝗀𝗅𝖾𝗌𝟤𝟤🏳🌈


What software is this? please i need to know!!!


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

"A rare form of kidney diseaseeee"
Got me rolling on the ground 🤣

Генка Евтимова


What kind of medicine gives you kidney disease😂


And a rare form of kidney disease 👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💪💪💪


Gave to me debilutating headaches got me laughing😂😂😂


On the first day of Christmas I ate a vat of acid


Thanks, I hate it. But I guess that’s the point, so ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL JOB.


Someone please tell me where this came from? 😅


POV: you go to the hospital on Christmas


how you have this song 12  days of chrismas


Matpat: ohh you think you ruined it? We have a deal


Not my quality dropping when he said blurred vision


The old people must not know English 💀💀💀💀


That a masterpiece 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


I can’t believe that has the same number of syllables


@Matchlatch the "I'm 11" doesn't really work here. We're almost the same age lol


Sounds like your “true love” is a 304 …better get some penicillin for that. 🤙


This is the only acceptable form of this song


9 out of 10 doctors agree that you ruined it


If you think about they had to test it to know the side effects


The Waffle House has found its new host.


Melon from melon playground • 1m years ago


Nah, thats the side affects in the add 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀<br>Medicine is brutal

Nah, thats the side affects in the add 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Medicine is brutal


What's the audio software your using as i never seen this ui before

Владислав Кириешкин


Im Jewish, so I turned The 12 Days of Christmas to Hanukkah lyrics. Anyone wanna see them?


This is a crossbreed with wing Carolina in commercials


Bro lost confidence when saying skin "Dryyy flakyyyy skiinn..."


dRy fLAkEY skInN <b>whith a voice crack</b>


Scott malkenson is on the list <br>South Park  Why did I put him on the list because his tounge is still out of his mouth 👄

Scott malkenson is on the list
South Park  Why did I put him on the list because his tounge is still out of his mouth 👄


That's only seven side effects. Not twelve!


i had an idea, unsure if its been done.  all time low mixed with Cleveland browns nononoNOOO thing. do what you will if you get it stuck in your head like   me.


wait... people are paying to consume a product that gives them all those side-effects?!


Pov every ad when ur tryna watch youtube:


The thin, wobbly, autotuned voice hits just right for this one. 😂


no you didnt ruin it...

you made it better


You didn't ruin it
.
.
.
You made it even better :))


I thought it was gonna be Peter Griffin saying holy s*** lowes. I'm in the xbox three sixty four


And a rare form of kidney disease~~~~~~~~~~~~~


give credit to the OP. this was made by There, I Ruined It on TikTok.

What the fuck do you mean "give credit"?????

You're watching his official account on YouTube 💀💀💀


There's only 7 of them. Where are the other 5? Lol.


Post here the Mariah Carey TwistedSisters version pls


How much you wanna bet it’s for pollen allergies only


Алина Хафизова


my mom works at a place where they take care of old people so my thought prosess is send to mom


Am i the only one that loves the song "12 days of chrismas" 😭


Oh never mind i thought it was a phonk edit


If I counted correctly, there are only 8 side effects

haha
exposed
boom
🤓


If you take Bluelevi, side effects may include..


On the 12 tonal equal temperaments of Christmas 😂


Кирилл Цветков


This reminds me of one of the sweedmason videos


why are these kind of drugs allowed bruh


Do rush e + everywhere at the end of time


you need to cut that "true love" out of your life man


And a rare form of kidney diseassssssssseeeeeee


NAH INSTED HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE GOT HAVE A MERRY DEATH


Oh nah Santa did not just give these people thay


Is it just me or did I hear Kermit the frog singing?


Rip, to the person eating food and hereing dry flakey skin


Damn if your true pove gave that to y9u, break up cus u gonna die


Why does this sound like a tomogachi character?


naw it sound like canadas national anthem


The calender is counting only AD years the years after jesus


No actually eight now there I actually ruined it ;)


Me when i gp to google and write i have a headeache


The joke is on you.
I am jewish.
Christmas was already ruined for me in the first place.


Song is good in all but what kind of medicine causes a "rare kidney disease"


Didnt like it at first cuase its Christmas music i hate Christmas music but somehow you made it much better


AND A RARE FORM A KIDNEYYYG DISEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍😍😍😍😍


Debilitating headaches nightsweats and fevers dry flakey skin sudden swings in mood blured vision sweling of the tounge and a rare form of kideny disease


Dry flakey skin made me gag on the shoe I was eating


Skeleton_craft Gamming (the skeleton king)


The song has always been ruined. Justice must be served for those lost in the destruction of Scandinavia and its culture


It's not cool mucking up the 12 days of christmas song, not cool at all


Debilitating 🤠 headaches 👺 night 😃 sweats 🤌 and 🥹 fever 🫡 dry 🤧 flaky 💩 skiyyyynnn 🦶🏾sudden 👅 swings 😮 in 🧚♀ mood 👯♀ blurred 🧍♀ vision 👓 swelling 🫃 of 🧑🎤 the 👎🏽 tongue 😵💫 and 🙈 a 🦟 rare 👟 form 💃 of 🤷♀ kidney 💁♀ disease 😊


𝔑𝔬𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔣𝔶 𝔞𝔥 𝔞𝔡𝔰

𝔑𝔬𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔣𝔶 𝔞𝔥 𝔞𝔡𝔰


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
Not a blow job.
On the second day of Christmas my true love...
Still not a blow job.
On the third day of...
She left because I kept asking for blow jobs for Christmas.


I’m sorry but that music program has to be the ugliest I’ve ever seen XD


on the first day of christmas, my lil sisyer gave to me: KILL MY SELF


On the twelfth day of Christmas, payday gave to me
12 bags of coke
11 doors to lockpick
10 second’s response time
9 hostages fleeing
8 swats rappelling
7 tasers buzzing
6 dozers charging
5 bullets left (I’m out of fuckin ammo)
WHERE IS THE AAAAA
crashes car
and this broke dick piece of shit drill

On the twelfth day of Christmas, payday gave to me
12 bags of coke
11 doors to lockpick
10 second’s response time
9 hostages fleeing
8 swats rappelling
7 tasers buzzing
6 dozers charging
5 bullets left (I’m out of fuckin ammo)
WHERE IS THE AAAAA
_crashes car_
and this broke dick piece of shit drill


DEBILITATING H E A D A C H E  S       LIke it so I can remember


Medicine companies, i swear, make medicine for one thing while causing these so you buy more medicine.


Your "true love" sounds like a b!@$h

Also why do you sound like Kermit the frog?


On the 12 days of Christmas my true love gives to me 1 American tease a puppet state slapping me in the face  lithuania hitting me with and axe and lativa and Estonia slapping me in the face a Georgia and stolen land leaving stans giving a big beating Kazakhstan leaving bringing my life with them


This is the dumbest thing I've heard.. Yes you ruined it


The pharmaceutical industry is insane. Take a pill for one thing and get a ton of symptoms, which you need to take pills for them too. Yes! $$$$/month sounds fair lol