Priestess: Gasp Could it be?? After all this time?? All our prayers? Our ceremonies?? Our sacrifices??? Could it be true?? Is it really you, the Dark Lord??? Me: Umm... I'm just looking for the bathroom...? But yeah... I'm uhh... your Dark Lord! Yep! Absolutely the Dark Lord! Priestess: Have you returned to this world to scorch it in flames?? Me: Uhh... sure! Yeah! That's totally it! Mmmhmmm!
You know, I could do better than put this world to the torch... If whatever other gods are out there are any example, at least of what not to do (they all seem to do nothing, by the looks of it), I could bring paradise to this woeful land... Or make it a sort of trial, to see who in this god-forsaken world is worthy of the paradise I could make, and my beloved worshippers and preachers will lead them into paradise...! Daily good vibes point and four premium good vibes points spent!
Priestess: Gasp Could it be?? After all this time?? All our prayers? Our ceremonies?? Our sacrifices??? Could it be true?? Is it really you, the Dark Lord???
5 likesMe: Umm... I'm just looking for the bathroom...? But yeah... I'm uhh... your Dark Lord! Yep! Absolutely the Dark Lord!
Priestess: Have you returned to this world to scorch it in flames??
Me: Uhh... sure! Yeah! That's totally it! Mmmhmmm!
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0 likesKeep up the good work kitti minx asmr
0 likesThis is amazing Kitti thank you
0 likesYou know, I could do better than put this world to the torch... If whatever other gods are out there are any example, at least of what not to do (they all seem to do nothing, by the looks of it), I could bring paradise to this woeful land... Or make it a sort of trial, to see who in this god-forsaken world is worthy of the paradise I could make, and my beloved worshippers and preachers will lead them into paradise...!
1 likeDaily good vibes point and four premium good vibes points spent!
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3 likesMy kind of religion! :P
2 likesWow I got here hella early
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