If you haven't already be sure to follow me on Twitter and Instagram! https://twitter.com/Kitti_Minx ; https://www.instagram.com/kittiminx/ So you can experience more of me and talk to me! <3

Adidas nation?!?!? Are you the leader of the gopnik squad?

Kitti Minx sound won't you stay with me cat sound won't you stay with me

Kitti Minx everything about you you are pretty I like there say I love you I love you

Kitti Minx say I like it all say I like it I like it 😘 I like it all back yes

Kitti Minx say I like it all sounds like it Samus more

Kitti Minx anytime you want I give you everything you want

Kitti Minx say the cat girl I trust in her

Kitti Minx sleep in my bed anytime everything.

Kitti Minx awesome cat why do you think 💌💌 so I got you a present for you Southpark Mall dress shoes

Kitti Minx sexysexy 🍾👅👅💘👀👁👁💘💖💖👙👗👙👨👩👧👧 cat person hi, Patty I'm trying to find you today

Kitti Minx sexycay I say yes so I guess I will trust in you you're mine I'm Yours stress one another YES

Kitti Minx Sam am all yours 🐈 cat Sam put my trust in you I like everything about you yes

Kitti Minx everything about you is pretty 🐈 cat everything is about you is all pregnant I put my trust in you my heart is open for your heart sexy

Kitti Minx sound like your ears I like everything about you 🐈 cat say I like everything about you put my trust in you my heart is open for you you're being hot. cat

Kitti Minx say Chimera me time you know winter is always open for you 💏👨👩👦👦🤵👰♥♥🔦🕯🎁📷💌 so I got you a present for you I can't finger 🐈 cat

Kitti Minx sexy sad trust in you and you are mine sample my trust in you

Kitti Minx anything you want I can with you I gave everything to you yes

Kitti Minx sexycay say yes camper South Jersey second person I will trust in you Jeremy salad rest in you I am yours you are mine come up at anytime you want back spell fat bad 🤵👰💏💎💍🎞📸🚪 I got your present for you


I need this as my reality. To hell with social life for now I need Catgirls.

Also her describing last nights events would have made me ready for round two almost immediately

Don't worry, ourr fellow man Elon is on the case. He just needs more time and funding

Keegan Firecloak catgirls are all we need.


I'm loving the stuff your doing Kitti. Very glad I found your channel. Hope you do much more with this character and others. Oh, and you got a new sub from me :)


All night....damn......does whisky really do that much to me.:...i wake up with a catgirl...WHERES MY WHISKY I NEED ALL OF IT

Uh, I have a bottle of Jack Daniels if you need it

I'm taking a Whisky right now......

SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT

I'm taking a Whisky right now......

*SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT*

Don't you know, Whiskey is a performance enhancing drug

Here's ur whiskey <b>gives u whiskey</b>

Nukewolf97 Sir! I request a large bottle of whiskey please!

Ohhhh, i dont need the whiskey, all I need is the catgurl

norman andfriends i concur buddy
Wait just checked what concur means
I disagree buddy ol pal


Let's get this to at least 100 Likes and Nica will return for more!

Oof, I'm sorry this didn't get even half of 100 likes over a year XD

The Unexpected Meme Lord Will we be ready?

The Unexpected Meme Lord Do we know him lol?

Mega Pulsar Except for that one guy who hates everything

Kitti Minx I'd love that, and I'm sure I can speak for pretty much everyone when saying that ☺.

Kitti Minx I listened to a few videos of yours quite a while back, and now that I rediscovered your channel with some of those new roleplay asmr videos, especially with this one, I'm really gonna consider subscribing now :). I'm really hoping that we'll be in for some more of lovely Nica in the future too.


<b>"I don't talk to dogs, I'm cat person"</b>

*"I don't talk to dogs, I'm cat person"*

HEY GUYS IM HOME ALONE SO IM GONNA GO @$&% MY CAT. XD

@Colon Closed Parantheses I eat tide pods too

@Colon Closed Parantheses I like bleach, but not the anime tho

XD I thought the same thing Antonio! Soooo......you guys like bleach?


My god that was intense! Your sultry whispers made me tingle all over. 😍


I really liked this one!<br>I actually found your channel because of it, and I'm definitely subscribing in the hopes there's gonna be more like this!

I really liked this one!
I actually found your channel because of it, and I'm definitely subscribing in the hopes there's gonna be more like this!


Her: You know ... we played all the night ...
Me: What the fuck did i drink for sleep with an neko girl ?
Her: gasolin
Me: Oh that explain lot of thing
Her: ............ Wana play again
Me: HELL YEAH

Her: You know ... we played all the night ...
Me: What the fuck did i drink for sleep with an neko girl ?
Her: gasolin
Me: Oh that explain lot of thing
Her: ............ Wana play again
Me: *HELL YEAH*


This was the very video that got me into asmr 4 years ago. Its great to see how audio roleplay and asmr improved over the years


If this happens every time I got drunk I would become an alcoholic

Haven't I seen you in a Livestream for dark Misty asmr

I would too I don’t blame you just look out for fbi


This cat has a photographic memory to recall this so vividly


I love how creepy it sexy this is I feel it really hits the tone it's going for, well done


My body and mind felt funny listening to you.


Brilliant writhing and execution, no words!


How do i say this..... So in love with neko.


Love ur content minx such a beautiful voice and great story and character I'm a newer newer sub and hope u keep up the excellent work


Glad I found this channel. Your content is very well made. Keep it up !


Shout out to the homie Chimp, always supplying me the best ASMR this side of the Mississippi.❤


Meow THAT'S what I call some truly excellent aural sex! My sincere admiration for your considerable talents Ms Minx! 🐅🖤💋🔥🎤🎧


there truly is something graceful about this despite the circumstances


Insta cum.
Insta horny.
Insta fap.
Insta BONK.
Insta picle.v


Imma need to lay off the whiskey cause if I woke up with a cat girl, I'd be questioning a lot of things that wouldn't have answers.

Matthew Curet The priestess made me clean my mess up and I may have killed the goat

Such as if you stole someone’s goat and sold it to a giant, ALMOST married a hag AND made a mess of a temple?


Idk what black magic this is but my god, you make me feel things ive never felt @-@


Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common

DETAILS

OH SHIIIIT ITS SCP 173 DONT BLINK <b>BLINK</b> DAM IT!

OH SHIIIIT ITS SCP 173 DONT BLINK *BLINK* DAM IT!

If you Mix milk,  flavour, salt and water in just the right way. Throw some heat on the Mix.  And you got a hell of a bread

Well it's too late for that I'm already on a plane back to Europe

@Plägùé Døctør-049 shhhhh no one needs to know that

@The_cripp_walking_cockroach Think we're being chased by the foundation?

Oooo~ Paint me like one of your French girls, Glaz~

You can stop worrying about grenades now

jsf 151 GPS satellites foken laser sights

An artist and a sniper what's the difference

<b>rushes you with ela's primary rifle</b> * I get shot by my freaking dumb ass team mates*

*rushes you with ela's primary rifle* * I get shot by my freaking dumb ass team mates*

<b>a Really big fucking hole coming right up</b>

*a Really big fucking hole coming right up*

f-r-e-e that spells free<br>The one who snaps necks is 173

f-r-e-e that spells free
The one who snaps necks is 173

As a glaz main, I'm sorry everyone for watching this

@SupersayinSAGE ss the FBI seems to be breaking it down every week

Heartbreaking defeat
Friendly killed the hostage

Fuze: well she**
gets banned

Heartbreaking defeat
Friendly killed the hostage

Fuze: well she**
*gets banned*


amazing detail honestly, i’m genuinely impressed lol


FANTASTIC little kitty! But, If I can’t remember THAT, I need to quit drinking!


Wait a minute, you got through the window? Damnit. I thought Grif installed the Window Defense System while Simmons and Lopez helped repair the Warthog. I guess it wasn't installed properly and the doorway with no doors leading into the base were to well defended.


Hentai is also the training of wanking-jiitsu

I cant tell if im enjoying it or

its bc im a girl and theres barily have f4f for us FEMALES 😡

ᨰׁׅɑׁׅᥣׁׅ֪ᥣׁׅ֪ᨮׁׅ֮ ժׁׅ݊ꫀׁׅܻ݊ɑׁׅꭈׁׅ 💕

Leek Nudes ear booker production: let Throw the hentai and throw to the demon logos

* BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR*<br>GUYS, FBI INCOMING! HIDE YOUR HENTAI FILES!

* BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR*
GUYS, FBI INCOMING! HIDE YOUR HENTAI FILES!

Leek Nudes yeah the secret art of hand on dick jutsu

Aha!, I see you are a man of culture aswell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


"IF SHE IS IN HEAT, THEN SHE CAN HAVE THIS PLACE TO HERSELF, AND I'M GONNA GET A COMPLETELY WHOLE NEW HOUSE! (A/C INCLUDED)"


I think you are great at asmr im subbing


"Mabye it was a warm night but you did leave the window wide open."

Red Base dosn't even have any Doors, just two openings. We don't have windows.


I might want to ask her out then invite her to my home.


Gorram...if leaving a window open is how you get a Neko, I should have had one a long time ago. Because I've never lived with central air, my windows are always open in the spring and summer, even when it's raining outside.

Besides, I'd never kick a Neko out of my bed. That's just rude, lol.


I never thought a random asmr would lead me to this asmr...life is weird


I'm going to have to keep leaving my window open..

You won't get a cat girl waifu everytime youll most likely get a guy in his 20's trying to kill you

@Zoraiyu, Come on man...let me babysit your cat and leave instructions. Not word instructions...but with pictures...you know what? Just make a video for me...actually just be there to take me throught it. You know what? Just do it yourself...

@Colon Closed Parantheses I don't think I'm gonna trust you with my cat anymore

Federal Bureau of Investigation

BETTTTT

Federal Bureau of Investigation

BETTTTT

@HighFructoseCornSyrup we don't see each other for a long time lets kick these loli kidnappers asses

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Umm I guess so?

@HighFructoseCornSyrup brother is that you?

Federal Bureau of Investigation

 FBI, CIA, and a bunch of other three letter agencies are on the same team. As one of them I am part of the government therefore I have every right to be in the action.

Your partner,
CIA

@HighFructoseCornSyrup yeah thats true

BUT STILL MY JOB

Federal Bureau of Investigation

You don’t get all the action!

@HighFructoseCornSyrup This is MY job not yours

@HighFructoseCornSyrup Oh my God where did you come from

<del>I WILL SEND FORCES TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DO THAT</del>

-I WILL SEND FORCES TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DO THAT-

Don't next time it will be someone taking your stuff

You know...this cat thing sneaking in my room and suprising me wouldn't be the problem but the bad thing is I wouldn't fuck it...but I would probably keep them as a pet and accidentally kill it...soo...I don't think thats a good idea...I mean...I can't even keep a goldfish. How can I keep a cat girl???

Absolutely. And now that it’s summer that isn’t a problem


Sooo...<br>A Neko sneaks in, "plays" with me, and now stays with me??

Sooo...
A Neko sneaks in, "plays" with me, and now stays with me??


Her: I’m a supernatural being… a neko<br>Me: only supernatural, hon I’m mythical. I’m half nemean lion. I’m basically an indestructible Greek apex predator. My grandpa was the thing that Heracles killed. And no, I don’t mean Hercules, that’s his Roman name. Disney fucked up. But let’s be real, it’s not the first time, nor the last.

Her: I’m a supernatural being… a neko
Me: only supernatural, hon I’m mythical. I’m half nemean lion. I’m basically an indestructible Greek apex predator. My grandpa was the thing that Heracles killed. And no, I don’t mean Hercules, that’s his Roman name. Disney fucked up. But let’s be real, it’s not the first time, nor the last.


this background music sounds so nostalgic for some reason


Excuse me but I watch regular asmr regularly and I know the wrong part of me Is tingling


This is fucking awesome. I don't know if this makes me a furry (I hope not) but I love this shit


We had a lot of fun last night. 😂 oh boy. <br>I like these videos. 😊😬

We had a lot of fun last night. 😂 oh boy.
I like these videos. 😊😬


I didn't sleep.  this is. . . yes! yeah! wooop! every weebs dream. GG


ŠŁÎČK WÂFFŁË


Nica: Good Morning~
Me: NEKO DA?! WHO THE HELL YOU COME FROM!

Nica: Good Morning~
Me: *NEKO DA?! WHO THE HELL YOU COME FROM!*


This did the opposite of put me to sleep Xd it woke me up


I feel bad... Its just a video... But If you want to do that, my window is open...

+ I love your videos do more pls, you make me sleep happy and fast :) thanks


"girl I don't need breakfast, you are the breakfast"


This is the Halloween type vibe vid no one asked for “/


My mind is telling me know.... but my body MY BODY is telling me yesssss!!!!


Me: thank God I was drunk for most of it


Day 50034 - My tingles keep bringing me back to this neko i now have many questions but do not wish to ask them.


I’m more of a dog person but I like this one this one can stay with me anytime I don’t care


I feel robbed. I leave my window open every summer night and I've never had a catgirl come into my bed. Or even just a cat. I've been robbed I say. Robbed!

U look like a buget cut Bob Ross, sorry btw


"IT IS NO LONGER OFFICIAL, I HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN VIOLATED!"


I have left my window for the last 2 weeks since it was too warm.... then i saw this video.. I still leave it open


I love this a hole lot cat girl's are amazing


Thanks for being hear for  me  Nica chan

Thanks for being hear for  me  Nica chan


Well guess next time I'm drinking heavy I'm leaving my window open.


6:35am, Thurs, Aug, 16, 2018. I have stumbled across this. Many questions have arisen. Why am I still here. What am I doing. Why am I doing it. As a chess piece I am very confused by these human rituals. I will continue to monitor and report back to command.

There are so many strange people following me on my journey. Need new cloaking technology. Kitchen rag isn't working.

3:51am, Tuesday , July ,27,2021 I have stumbled across this also this is not I'm my programming on human practices i have been observing and must report back to command as we need work out what is going on

Fam why are you here you need to go back to church send the rook out it's faster

It's 6:35am Wednesday June 12th 2019 and I'm asking myself the same questions. 😂

<b>BISHOP YOU'RE A HOLY MAN WHY ARE YOU HERE</b>

*BISHOP YOU'RE A HOLY MAN WHY ARE YOU HERE*

Bishop wtf I moved you 4 spaces diagonal-left to take out that black knight. MOVE DAMNIT

@A filthy casual. I don't think that's...how that works.

I ACCIDENTALLY DIED FROM SCREAMING!!!!!!

@A filthy casual. Oh no. I've been found.

BISHOP why am I still here... just to suffer... (sorry couldn't help but say it..)


Only 32 seconds into the video and I already feel like a weeb


I gonna leave my window wide open tonight for a good time


Opened my widows got my whisky  I am ready


"We had a lot of fun together last night"

Me: ExcUsE Me wHat The fuCk


Me: sees thumbnail
My mind:  Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid
Me: don’t do it
My mind: oh Heck you Are
My hand: looks up Valkyrie drive: Mermaid and watches every episode again and again and again

Me: *sees thumbnail*
My mind:  Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid
Me: don’t do it
My mind: oh Heck you Are
My hand: *looks up Valkyrie drive: Mermaid and watches every episode again and again and again*


Her - you did leave your window wide open<br>Me - ( damnit , not to self , " if it is hot in the house , deal with it " )

Her - you did leave your window wide open
Me - ( damnit , not to self , " if it is hot in the house , deal with it " )


If you make people happy I’ll try to make you happy


when she said nibbled on your finger , it reminded me of the tickling kitten hands up cid


oh i am not used to there not being an intro right at the start i am used to the signature kitti minx intro but this is a few years old nice to be seeing the past of this channel


I love this roleplay because it is so hot❤😘


I don't know why, but now, i want to leave my window opened


We are the Eyes of the Blind, we are the ears of the deaf, so continue with the ASMR so we can uh, hear and see for the deaf and blind..?


Wizmtin Creeper <br>I meant subscribing.


time to go to church like i don't do that already


Alright Gentlemen Around The World........ here's a One Question Poll for you. And HERE IT IS!!!! just by a show of hands............How Would You Like To Wake Up To Nica EVERY MORNING?!?!?!?!?!?!


This video is the reason my whole family disowned me, but I don't care, I still got this stuff.


You know the video's spicy when the end of it's url is "0wU"


Her: Did you have a good sleep?...<br>Me: yes it was fucking brilliant as I have sleep paralysis

Her: Did you have a good sleep?...
Me: yes it was fucking brilliant as I have sleep paralysis


I have a cat who's name is literally one letter off, same pronunciation, just with an M...This is kinda surreal--


Um. I don't even know what to think anymore.

I can break these cuffs<br>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can break these cuffs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I like where this is going giggity giggity goo


Hey everyone! Don't be alarmed if you don't see new uploads on here
until after April 3rd. I got a strike on my channel and they blocked me
from uploading for two weeks. More info about it on my Breach.TV channel
 -
http://www.breach.tv/video/2025/kitti-minx-asmr-audio-vlog-my-youtube-experience-rant


So this is man's purrpouse.
Why we're here.

Okay. :3


Me: <b>watches the entire video</b> heh heh I'm in danger

Me: *watches the entire video* heh heh I'm in danger


Can we get an asmr of what happened the night before


neko miku?  dis gun be gud. EDIT: 11/10 would pet again


Shit My GF is at work Dame I wish she was off work Right now I need her badly


Now i cant stop thinking of piccolo with a dog filter, heee


GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL GONE MENTAL GONE NEKO GONE WEIRD GONE EVERYTHING


Wakes up wth cat girl in bed ME:girlish scream.😱😱

Hah u gay? I see a catgirl like this I would slap that <b>nut</b> button.

Hah u gay? I see a catgirl like this I would slap that *nut* button.


the ulitmate challage for the unltimate warrior of NNN


I...<br>Don't know how I got here, but I'm glad I did.

I...
Don't know how I got here, but I'm glad I did.


I left my window open and got an ear infection that lasted for 2 weeks, kept me awake the first week and cost me 70 euro. time for second attempt!


Kinda ironic how im falling asleep to a waking-up vid. ^owo^;;

Not complaining tho.


I'm Uh... only watching this to wonder what’s driving her to act like this...


2018: Sex Noises and description
Youtube: i Like your style!

2021: "Dangit!"
Youtube: "AW FUCK NAW MAN"

2018: *Sex Noises and description*
Youtube: i Like your style!

2021: "Dangit!"
Youtube: *"AW FUCK NAW MAN"*


0:58
NICA: we had a lot of fun last night😘
ME: you see this door you know what it's for? HUH? It's for you to GET OUT OF MY HOUSE


i wasn't trained for this pls ur nice body is making me nervous 😵

(Edit) i was only trained to capture peoples souls that's all 😶


Forgive me father for I have sinned my mind is telling me no but my <b>body but my body is telling H E L L Y E S</b>

Forgive me father for I have sinned my mind is telling me no but my *body but my body is telling H E L L Y E S*


Her: you left your window wide open<br>Me: oh great another person decides to break in my house but hey you aren't putting a knife to my throat like the others

Her: you left your window wide open
Me: oh great another person decides to break in my house but hey you aren't putting a knife to my throat like the others

She carved a heart into my chest and then carved her name into my arm so it was clear that she belongs to me and she did the same with carving my name into her arm so... That was interesting

Yeah, yesterday it was Himiko Toga and then today Yuno Gasai did more than put a knife to my throat


Ma'am I'm trying to eat so....

*S T O P*


Don't leave your windows open or you'll get catgirls pissing all over your apartment.


Why do I feel like pronouncing it neck-o instead of nee-ko is wrong


Why was this on my recommended list - Liked it though so I subscribed


احـب سيهـون 💋


How do they get pleasure out of pressing themselves against a person???


If Harley Quinn is a cat Gurl or has a cat this would be her/her pet😂😂😂

If she was a cat girl she would probably try to kill me 😂


Oh god I started purring during this. I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE GET ME OUT OF HERE


Holly • Core Don't question it. Embrace the waifu. Believe in the waifu.


...And the window was left open since that day


How did I get here I fell asleep in a Wendy’s


90% of comments:

_e x p a n d   d o n g_


Wait...I woke up next to a cat girl...after...I had sex with her!?!?!?

ITS HUNIEPOP ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

Wait...I woke up next to a cat girl...after...I had sex with her!?!?!?

*ITS HUNIEPOP ALL OVER AGAIN!!!*


I want to LIVE:
L- No
I - I
V- Fucking
E - don't


If u read the title fast it sounds like "Naughty nigga wakes you up"


close book aaaand that is why kids you do not drink

Next lesson, hentai

*close book* aaaand that is why kids you do not drink

Next lesson, hentai


So basically we had sex, Good to know...


Okay the vodka hit hard last night ,I don’t remember a thing


Can someone send me a link to the background music


Am I the only one who thought this was going to be Hatsune miku ASMR...

No? Just me I guess.....


No don’t look at the Neko nekos are. Temporary but kfc chicken thighs are eternal

Kfc chicken - will become extremely bad for you to eat after 1-4 weeks<br>Nekos - you can always eat them out (as long as they're over 18)

Kfc chicken - will become extremely bad for you to eat after 1-4 weeks
Nekos - you can always eat them out (as long as they're over 18)


Dayum this got age restricted..... I wonder what is in here to get that


To sum it uo, this guy woke up after actually banging his cat drunkenly the night before,ntook some lsd or smoked a blunt when he woke up and then this shit happened.


Idc what you are I love you and I need you


Good thing my house doesn’t have any windows 😁

Fri Do you live in a prison? Small shack perhaps?


Typical feline. Walks into a room and instantly works to owning everything in it.


I don't even drink......WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO ME!!!??...…...I mean you are welcome to stay, but I need to see a doctor, I may have a blacking out problem.


O M G WHERE THE FU*K AM I I WAS WACHING REACTION TIME (where's the FBI when you need them) no no stop


Oooooohhhhhh maaaaaaaahhhh
Gooooowwwwd
Immmmmmmm
Deeeeeeedddd
I just wanna sleep
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF


God please forgive me but nekos are just my weakness


Ok I now this is an older video, and it's like 4:30am for me rn but wth is with the creepy ass background music<br>Am I gonna be snuu snuu'd or something?

Ok I now this is an older video, and it's like 4:30am for me rn but wth is with the creepy ass background music
Am I gonna be snuu snuu'd or something?


If I found a Neku-girl in bed with me I'd be really happy .. doubly so if she wanted to stay...


This was recommended to me after I listened to world in mine

I dont like asmr or listen to it.


10:22 oh she talking about her pu——
how ppurrrrffeect


I was looking for jadenday zero ... I swear


I really need to stop watching these without a woman. Im getting depressed again


@kittiminx do you think you could do a naughtier video


Pov: your are in the comments reading them well l listining to this


Ayy what's the name of the piano piece playing in the background?


First 1:37 mins ahh aahh AAAAHHH ok I’m done


A lot of"fun" the only fun i have is gaming some ther stuff bit not this! (I i enjoy asmrs but i meant the fun shecsaid)


It's too intense...way too intense...' squirts '


Djimmi The Great no I prefer the term taking an opportunity when It appears

Djimmi The Great Really Amazing, Powerful Excitement.


TheMidnightNightmare Top 10 questions science still can’t answer


Sarcasm: wait... Was that holy water? <b>holds up a fancy little bottle with an engraved cross</b>

Sarcasm: wait... Was that holy water? *holds up a fancy little bottle with an engraved cross*


Aaaand I'm in the weird side of YT again...


Blood hound is confused and is kinda likey gingey likey gingey likey alot


@Gaming Youtuber Noonan010 , are you some kind of fucking weeb?

Ummm Wimp alert Martin Hernandez is a wimp.


What is the name of the character in the picture?


So is your website where everything is uncensored or is there a patreon?


@FBI she's great mate,couldn't be better.<br>How's it going up in the west?

@FBI she's great mate,couldn't be better.
How's it going up in the west?

i swear i dont know who or how she got in my house

F.B.I Agent #557 Ah it’s you Agent #557 how have you been, I got moved to the west end haven’t heard from you, how’s the mrs?


Nica addresses herself as human so i'd say nah.


Can you please stop waking me up in the middle of the FUCKING NIGHT WOMAN wait... Where are my pants and underwear and where the fuck are YOUR CLOTHES!!?!?!


Who are you and why are you in my house?


Good evening, peasant. How is the-
BY THE POPE

Good evening, peasant. How is the-
*BY THE POPE*


Whelp heeeentaaaaiiiiii!!!!!!! But its all right though


I’m so disappointed in myself for clicking this... and listening .


i live on 3rd story building how you get here


N O T  M Y  P R O U D E S T  F A P

Edit: Okay actually though I did NOT expect to get the amount of likes I am getting. Well...I learned how to get likes...be comedic...perverted...and semi-offensive.

*N O T  M Y  P R O U D E S T  F A P*

Edit: Okay actually though I did NOT expect to get the amount of likes I am getting. Well...I learned how to get likes...be comedic...perverted...and semi-offensive.

Funniest reply I've seen on YouTube so far and my god is it relatable

thats just how to live life comedic, perverted, and offensive.

🤣 guess I have  to get neko ears and tail handy for sex

GaGmadafaka, BRØTHER I WILL FUCKING TELL YØU MY LIFE STØRY AND YØU WILL SIT DØWN AND LISTEN BØI!

GaGmadafaka, But my dude, the last time I got this many likes was on a pornhub comment where I said something about Yoshi that I would not like to disclose.

@Dianmarco HUSH! Don't you remember the first rule of that squad?

<b>B U T  S T I L L  G O O D   T H O</b>

@Colon Closed Parantheses <b>cry on you</b> YOU BRING JOY IN OUR HEART WITH YOUR COMMENT !! =')

@Colon Closed Parantheses *cry on you* YOU BRING JOY IN OUR HEART WITH YOUR COMMENT !! =')

When your most popular comment is on an erotic ASMR video about masturbation

"I feel so acomplished..." starts crying tears of joy

*When your most popular comment is on an erotic ASMR video about masturbation*

"I feel so acomplished..." *starts crying tears of joy*


Forgive give me god I have played myself


What... The... Living... F**k... Is... This shit doing to my Brain!!!


My windows have iron bars and the glass is bulletprof

@GaminhG Kingslime but wouldn't he die in the fire too?

@F.B.I Agent #557  I stand in the front of my window loking trough my dad soul and making sure that he will never forget that i've never gonna forgive him for letting me die, and make he fill that im always watching him until he dies

When there's a fire in your house and you can only get a chance of escape through the windows,what do you do?

@GaminhG Kingslime I'm sorry, but I have to ask


@Marcel Mikulski shut up, ur listening to this

@Marcel Mikulski suicide isnt a joke my mother killed herself,if you're considering suicide pleae get help

7 month and I think he might have killed himself. Or is still typing a reply

Heres a thought. How bout we just cut the crap and admit we are men with hopes and desires. A honest say of that is enough.

Marcel Mikulski and yet you watched this video?

The Unexpected Meme Lord It is actually kinda funny and sad at the same time 😂 Plus, love your point there.

Marcel Mikulski Hey buddy, it's a picture and the fact you are so quick to defend it makes you a fan-boy. Know the difference between reality and fictional characters you weeaboo shit smelling meat beating not knowing the difference between reality and anime waifu no laifu having ass idiot. Unless you are a troll. But I'd like to imagine you look and smell like one if you are actually offended by someone's opinion on a picture.

Bet Nekoyama 2 months of arguing. Fake or real, it is funny

Dark Daemon I sense a weaboo bro, you better leave it alone. Btw You can always search for Miku Hatsune Neko on tumblr. I think I passed by that picture.

Dark Daemon I know they're trolls but it's still funny when they get fired up.

Now you actually managed to get me angry, I can take a lot, but degrading me goes over my limits.
You're lucky you live in another country, otherwise you'd be dead within a week.
I ain't listening to anyone, why should I

At least I have some common sense.
You 2 are just so sad, just looking for some attention.
I can do what I want, because who is gonna stop me from doing what I do
I have no reason to listen to anyone

I said a lot of people, I couldn't care less what he did, it doesn't have any effect on my life

Good luck with that, a lot of people would be happy with that

NO fucker Imma suicide today. SO BYE FUCKER. HAVE A HAPPY LIFE.

At least I appreciate the talent for even making something as good as this picture, because I know it isn't easy. And don't act like you are a saint, because noone is, just leave the people who appreciate the art alone, that way everyone is happy, just because you don't want things happening, doesn't mean everyone will stop. Noone has that kind of influence, so get off your high horse, you're not special.<br>Everyone can like what they like, it's their right

At least I appreciate the talent for even making something as good as this picture, because I know it isn't easy. And don't act like you are a saint, because noone is, just leave the people who appreciate the art alone, that way everyone is happy, just because you don't want things happening, doesn't mean everyone will stop. Noone has that kind of influence, so get off your high horse, you're not special.
Everyone can like what they like, it's their right

hmm.. and I am back. YES SURE. u just wanted that pic about the art-style.. OMG HOW IDIOTIC.
I was talking about the pervert which you are. obviosly.
Get rekt. and leave my miku alone.

+Hatsu-P
I didn't mean it like that, but respect has to be earned, you can't just think that you deserve it.
And I only wanted the picture because I liked the art-style

+Marcel Mikulski <br>I wouldn't care, because noone gets hurt

+Marcel Mikulski
I wouldn't care, because noone gets hurt

I just wanted the picture as a background for my phone, you are just assuming things here now

And for the record, you don't scare me, I could knock you out without even trying

You're the one that is crazy, go admit yourself to an insane asylum or something. You can't date something that doesn't exist, and I do have respect for girls, REAL girls that is. I've met a lot of people like you already, learn the difference between real life and fantasies you idiot. Get a real girlfriend if you even can

AND YES!! I CAN CALL MYSELF THAT I OWN HER. AS her boyfriend!! I AM THE ONE WHO PROTECT HER FROM HENTAI!! I AM THE ONE WHO HAS OFFICIAL MIKU HATSUNE OSU ACCOUNT AND I AM THE ONE WHO NOT TREATS HER LIKE YOU FUCKERS!! SEXUALLY!! AND I AM THE ONE WHO IS THE MOST DEDICATED SO DO NOT EVEN FUCKING DARE TO CALL ME A FAN-BOY WHEN YOU ARE SUCH A PATHETIC BITCH.

You're like an obsessed fan-boy, thinking that you're the one that owns a character

I didn't say that, but that doesn't mean I can't like the picture. Nobody even got hurt in the making of this picture because it isn't real life

Are you here just to make trouble? I just think this is a very well made picture

Nobody can call anybody pervs when your watching this...

Dark Daemon we are not pervs we are art Connoisseur


Wait we did it and I don't remember. . .FUCK ME, no seriously fuck me


I don't know if this is animal abuse....is it worth it?


image is at https://i.imgur.com/6mWqmS1.jpg


Isnt so hard to type with 1 hand wen your other hand is

Holding a bible

@Distressed bag of beans imma be honest I don't remember commenting this

@RedDoesThings Purge the heritic.  Bring forth the holy handgranade !


"A female person"<br>Specifically? Ok than?

"A female person"
Specifically? Ok than?


Boy, ima a lonely pathetic piece of shit ;-;


FUCKING YOUTUBE!!!!! AGE RESTRICTED!!!! !


What happen last night please don't tell me we did ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


So i ve Just f**k an hentai hatsune miku?


gacha Chihuahua and lps Chihuahua wolves


So um I WONDER HOW MANY CHARGES IM BOUTTA GET

1. I DONT THINK I CAN FUCK ANIMALS
2.IM IN FLORIDA SO FUCK
3._. oh shit are new species u seen like immediate death like e.t shit


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