Coder:"There's gonna come a time when you feel pressure from other people"
Chris: "Like FBI Agent Pressure"🤔WTF
Coder: EVERYONE Chris


"When we find the guy that took them, what do you think we should do?<br>Chris: "Um...a $50 fine?"

"When we find the guy that took them, what do you think we should do?
Chris: "Um...a $50 fine?"

@Pontificate Rebal I'm a nice guy, my mommy will vouch for me

@EternalSearcher Chris: force him to buy a years supply of Thrive off us?

When he asked if the death penalty was used in Colorado....

Chris: so does Colorado do hangings? Firing squad? Gas chamber? Asking for a friend.....

Just thinking about what would happen if your kids went missing... This guy's responses were not even in the ballpark of how someone would react.

lotrcdefender

I dont get how dying painlessly is worse than living in a cage for the rest of your life, surrounded by other animals who know what you have done and hate you for it.

"I'm a nice guy, and if I had any friends you could ask 'em!!!!"

"When we find the guy that took them, what do you think we should do?<br>Chris: "Um...forgive and forget?"

"When we find the guy that took them, what do you think we should do?
Chris: "Um...forgive and forget?"

bwebbh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

bwebbh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If only the court went off his suggestion of punishment.


He's such a terrible liar it's almost comical. From the stuttering to the excessive hand gestures, to the robotic responses, to the over explaining, etc. OMG it's seriously embarrassing.

@Higg 420 I'm gonna go with 'or something'.....


He was already withholding his affection, giving silent treatment, devaluing, and discard phase…. Love bombing was long over! He is a typical NPD


the polygraph technician got her claws in him instantly, i was feeling guilty on my side of the screen and i don’t even have a wife to kill


Your own flesh and blood.. calling them “those kids”.


Chris- "I have never cheated on my wife"
Jim- "They were aware he was cheating on his wife"
lmaooo

Thimble Fox he deleted his texts with his mistress. Just didn't know that deleting stuff just makes the OS forget its their and doesn't actually remove the data.

😅he was  start cheating.. when Shannon friend call her that morning until he get caught and sentence of life in prison..😐

@Jim And he had just handed them his phone...what did he think they wanted it for? just for funs?

"I would never cheat on my wife"
probably texts his mistress when his wife and kids are missing and he doesn't know where they are

Yeah that's not suspicious at all

"I would never cheat on my wife"
*probably texts his mistress when his wife and kids are missing and he doesn't know where they are*

Yeah that's not suspicious at all


that lady wouldn’t have fooled me at all. the way she goes “oh it would be so stupid to do a polygraph if your guilty” or the “your a terrible liar” like ya ya ya lady we get it your trying to make me nervous


Did I miss something weird during the polygraph test? Because he seemed to answered all the questions in the same expression sense if you understand what I mean


Chris: I've never cheated on my wife.

FBI agent: Oh, okay. (I already know you did because it's my job to find these things out but keep lying to me).


"I want them back." 🤖 "I just want those human children back with me." 🤖

If only those premature mammals were in my eyesight once more, I would feel relieved knowing that whenever my eyes are open I can easily detect them.

My dad behaved exactly like him, like a robot because he has no confidence and his mother is narcissistic

🤖 "Im a descent person, 🤖 I'm a good person I'm a 🤖 PROCESSING DATA 🤖 I'm a lowkey guy"

@ian leonard he is not a sociopath but a covert narcissist. The term Narcissist is used too commonly that people don't know how dangerous a narcissist is. To qualify for a sociopath would be more serious like Jodi Arias would make the cut.

I cackled like a witch over her cauldron 😂😂😂

"I love these girls so muuuuuuu" <b>blue screen</b>

"I love these girls so muuuuuuu" *blue screen*

@Myxomatosis wth lol bit of an overreaction mate, you ok?

“Never meant to make your mama cry.” 🤖 “I apologize a trillion times.” 🤖 “I’m sorry Mrs. Jackson. I am FoReallll...”🎶 “On the Oak tree, I hope we feel this way forever...” 🤖 <b>Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?</b>

“Never meant to make your mama cry.” 🤖 “I apologize a trillion times.” 🤖 “I’m sorry Mrs. Jackson. I am FoReallll...”🎶 “On the Oak tree, I hope we feel this way forever...” 🤖 *Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?*

Right now i feel the expected emotional response to surprisingly loosing my close relatives.

Ahhh yes - just so very sad about the.. My- my ....family members?... yes, those small relatives, for whom I have emotions. Definitely super upset that they’re gone... 😬

@ian leonard rightttt I watched the netflix documentary and I was like "ok he's a definitely a sociopath, but a fucking dumb one!"

I sure hope they find my kids bodi- I mean, my kids... soon

@Alex T he has a better skin suit than Mark does, more hair makes it more believable

“I want this human organisms that are considered children with me”

"Ive never cheated on my wife with the woman that you guys know about.... Ooorr dont.know.about." <b>wink</b>

"Ive never cheated on my wife with the woman that you guys know about.... Ooorr dont.know.about." *wink*

I hate that this makes me laugh as hard as it does 😂

"those kids were- I mean 🤖 ARE CURRENTLY 🤖the best thing that ever happened to me" 🤖

“I really hope the lady that used to...I mean currently lives with me is ok”


One mistake here. Watts' girlfriend wasn't found from his cellphone. She came forward on her own. Apparently when she read in the papers that his wife was 15 weeks pregnant (and that they were not separated like he told her), she realized he was a liar. That plus his statement to her on Monday night (the day his wife and kids 'disappeared') saying he was going to pawn his wife's wedding ring, led her to realize that he might have killed his family, and she called the police.


If it was me , and i was actually innocent,
I'd still told them yuh im guilty,  just kill me and get it over with.
I mean what kind of life can you have after that? regardless of being guilty or not .


Saying" I did not cheat on my wife" is NOT the same as saying "I haven't cheated on my wife"... In THAT instance the latter would be more appropriate, however that is obviously not what he was attempting to convey


Chris Watts googling “how to pass polygraph” at 10am that morning.

@Caleb Sherwood he was unbelievably obvious. I have watched plenty of tapes when studying criminal psychology and this guy is definitely the worst liar I’ve seen. Granted the cops were pressuring him real well but even then he’s too obvious.

@FallenSully lol I was thinking this too. You can literally hear the change in his voice Everytime he answers the relevant questions

“How do I convince the FBI that I’m innocent??”

@philosophicalreason It's part of the interrogation. It's useful for the interrogation; possible confession, possible explanation. The results (aka the bodys reaction while giving the answers) obviously can't be court evidence, but what can be court evidence is what the suspect confesses themselves because of the polygraph (not what the polygraph shows, but what the suspect says because of it) Just like a confession may possibly come from the interrogation itself. It's not the device*, for the hundreth time, it's the whole *process of it. I'm not here to fight people, I'm just explaining what I know. So you all can calm down. It's not something that's absolutely unmistakeably correct, it's only part of the process, if needed/wanted. That's it. I don't wanna repeat myself anymore.

@philosophicalreason It's part of the interrogation. It's useful *for* the interrogation; possible confession, possible explanation. The results (aka the bodys reaction while giving the answers) *obviously* can't be court evidence, but what *can* be court evidence is what the suspect confesses themselves *because* of the polygraph (not what the polygraph shows, but what the suspect *says* because of it) Just like a confession may possibly come from the interrogation itself. It's not the *device*, for the hundreth time, it's the whole *process* of it. I'm not here to fight people, I'm just explaining what I know. So you all can calm down. It's not something that's absolutely unmistakeably correct, it's only *part* of the process, if needed/wanted. That's it. I don't wanna repeat myself anymore.

@Adela Pašić If it's that useful then why can't it be used in court as evidence?

Well he confessed so the test could have added to the pressure.

People who commit these kind of crimes are not very bright to begin with.

@Blake B Maybe not more rights exactly. On paper we all have the same amount of rights no matter what you are but courts and public opinion usually tend to lean heavily in favor of women versus men. So yes we all have the same amount of rights but women have more favor and can get away with much more and are treated much better then men.

@WillBeRightBack yeah polygraphs are junk. They're only good for putting pressure on people. And I like this channel but the guy says a lot of generalized BS. Like not everyone that gives a long answer is a liar and not everyone who gives a short one is telling the truth. Everyone reacts differently. I ramble a lot so would probably give longer answers even if innocent.

@Adela Pašić polygraphs are really only useful at maybe measuring nervousness, they're virtually useless as evidence in court, but have been used to get false confessions on many occasions. Interrogations are really only useful when paired with evidence.

You can't pass something that doesn't work to begin with... Wtf is wrong with everyone still thinking that stuff works? :/

@Lakustaa S yet women like to claim that life is so hard for them these days. Like you guys literally used to be married off against your will to someone just so your father could gain more power. You were just property to them. Now you have more rights then men and you want to act like you’re the ones being oppressed when you have the power to take a mans children from them with just a little lie.

He should of put a nail in his shoe and pressed the pain on on every testing, cia and a lot of special agents did that and it’s no wonder poly or lie testing s aren’t evidence

@WillBeRightBack all it does is monitor the heart rate and breathing (and sometimes perspiration) of the subject over time. It's pretty damn accurate at that. But the interpretation of that data is what's not always reliable. But that doesn't mean it doesn't have its uses. A thermometer measures body temperature, however the lack of a fever doesn't always mean that the person doesn't have a serious infection and vice versa. And the thermometer cannot tell if the fever it's reading is from infection or from something else like an autoimmune disease. People can manipulate their heart rate and breathing and perspiration to alter the results and some people are anxious neurotic messes and will appear guilty when interpreted even when they aren't. Sociopaths who feel no guilt or shame won't be giving off the data at all. So it's definitely not perfect and I think you can never say with certainty that someone is lying but it can definitely be useful to interpret someone's biological response

Probably didn't research well enough, seeing as how he's so bad at lying

@WillBeRightBack The polygraph serves it's purpose in these types of situations. It isn't the most important part of the whole process. The most important part is exactly what she was doing before it. It's why you can't just put an average Joe in her place, these people have to be adequately educated and trained cause the biggest part is the wording technique and the way they ask questions and establish certain thoughts of the accused. In other words, the preparation for the polygraph. It's also (I think) why they mentioned her education and training in the video. The polygraph in itself is very useful if you know <b>how</b> to use it for the case.

@WillBeRightBack The polygraph serves it's purpose in these types of situations. It isn't the most important part of the whole process. The most important part is exactly what she was doing before it. It's why you can't just put an average Joe in her place, these people have to be adequately educated and trained cause the biggest part is the wording technique and the way they ask questions and establish certain thoughts of the accused. In other words, the preparation for the polygraph. It's also (I think) why they mentioned her education and training in the video. The polygraph in itself is very useful if you know *how* to use it for the case.

The polygraph is junk science, like most of the behavioral stuff on this channel.

It's still entertaining and the polygraph can be used to trick people into thinking it can detect lies to force a confession, but the machine itself is pseudoscientific garbage.

@FallenSully no u wouldn’t watching it different from being there u prolly would crack hella fast

@Narwhal Chicken They never said that it was 😭😂

@Narwhal Chicken your reading comprehension is down bad

@Narwhal Chicken I think what he meant to say is that getting nervous is an expected response in that scenario.

@FallenSully well when you literally killed your wife and the fbi is interrogating you, I think is normal he got that nervous

Shit he was better off googling how to lie. Cause god he was awful at it. I could do a better job at lying to a cop who actually caught me committing a crime.


Chris : Like more FBI a agents .. or ..

Detective : Everyone . Everyone Chris .


HES A GOOD DETECTIVE....HOW HE CAN CONTAIN HIS ANNOYANCE I DO NOT KNOW ......


20:00 when he says no to the questions about Shannan it’s a more deeper no it sounds so different to the on purpose no


The most guilty man you'll ever see... pure rediculous


“Thank you for being a horrible liar” -Polygraph lady

@ourcorrect opinions I mean, it helps. Knowing how much someone’s sweating or how fast their hearts beating is a good indication. But a good polygrapher doesn’t need the machine.

@Holy Hand Grenades polygraphs tests are almost never submitted on their own anyway

He doesn't use the word my daughters and wife. I haven't heard him in any of his interviews

21:07 Added Nitro to her test results! Yeah, we like her.

@QueenBea I agree. You can see her looking very closely at the screen. There is a pause and then a sigh. And then she looks at him.

You can see the exact moment she realises this guy probably killed his wife and kids, her demeanour changed so fast.

It's the ultimate mike drop moment. That woman is a boss.

Queeeeen yaaaas!!! The dumb ones pound the hardest honey!

The machine can’t detect lies, but she can. The machine is a stakes-raiser... that’s about it. Reading the person’s deception is the real lie detector.


Listening to Chris try and sell his lie reminds me of Gil the Salesmen from the Simpsons.


That polygraph lady is so damn cool lol and that last line the detective says at the end is cold as fuck "it's time."


16:58 Chad Daybell was watching this Chris Watt's interrogation and thought "Yeah I burry those zombie kids in my backyard and tell my wife  it is a raccoon"


Can we talk about some things that are going to make you uncomfortable?

Actually at this stage I’d like to speak to a lawyer please?


“You’re a really bad liar, I had to turn down the sensitivity cause you’re going off the page, so that’s great news for the real test” daaaaamn girl that’s a savage move

@- crossed - God bless!  Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we can live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering!  God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead!  Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you!  Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕 (don’t swear or take God’s name in vain!)🥰

That tells me that they can easily manipulate test results and falsely accuse someone of anything

Even if he realized they're trying to manipulate him that lady gave him so much shit no way he could have kept his cool

Polygraph is only as useful as the person using it.


@14:13 My favorite part!!! When he tries to play dumb but he knows that they know. It’s so cringe


He should have just lawyered up as soon as he got in his car.


“I didn’t lie to you on that polygraph I promise” <br>Lies again.

“I didn’t lie to you on that polygraph I promise”
Lies again.


These parents, who’ve killed their kids, that then states over and over again in the media etc “I wish my kids just showed up..” I can’t help myself thinking like: would you though?? <br>They know that they’re dead, so what, they expect them to just rise from the dead??

These parents, who’ve killed their kids, that then states over and over again in the media etc “I wish my kids just showed up..” I can’t help myself thinking like: would you though??
They know that they’re dead, so what, they expect them to just rise from the dead??


The polygraph lady basically telling Chris how dumb he was for taking a polygraph had me rolling 😂

Refusing isn’t an admission of guilt. They can only convict him on actual evidence, not their suspicion

Gonna drop this here, one of my fav videos on YouTube: https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

Always get a lawyer folks, even if you're innocent and especially if you're guilty.

@Fredrik Svärd because he was trying to keep up the ‘innocent, concerned father’ charade and asking for a lawyer would have looked suspect as fuck and gone against his entire act.

@Fredrik Svärd yea never get questioned without a lawyer. Especially something like murder / kidnapping


I have children, I've never referred to  my children as "those" , I've used"my" or even better referred to them BY THEIR NAMES!


The detective and the polygraph lady are great at their jobs.


‘Horrible act of evil cruelty….’  <br>Has always bothered me.

‘Horrible act of evil cruelty….’
Has always bothered me.


When he's telling the truth his voice is higher and voice is lower when he's lying. What an amateur.


There is SO much Watts related footage and analysis on youtube, the fact that this is SO superior in quality and intrigue is a testament to this channel. Please keep it up!

@Sheila Manansala This more so teaches people what to look for when you suspect criminal conduct.

@Sheila Manansala Make the exact opposite decision to what Chris Watts did, at every stage of his crime and during the investigation? That's a pretty poor excuse to censor information that's going to valuable to the public. If anything, it highlights the awesome work that Law Enforcement does when investigating crimes such as these.

@Jack Perry Seriously though.. the fact that people still commit cold blooded, calculated, planned murder this day in age is beyond me.. there are cameras EVERYWHERE. There are recording devices everywhere. Computers and phones can be traced to anything. DNA advancements are at their peak. All technology data is timestamped, collected, and stored. It's just absolutely insane to me that someone could truly think they could get away with this.

Sheila Manansala interesting theory. So why don’t you explain to me, how using the information in these videos, you could kill your family in these circumstances and get away with it. Can’t wait to hear.

This just gives other people ideas on how to get away with this in the future.

Everybody trying to float in the sea of YT crime videos, but we all know...

Jim Can't Swim. 😏

Everybody trying to float in the sea of YT crime videos, but we all know...

*Jim Can't Swim.* 😏

Yeah it seems to be a new trend on YT, but Jim Can't Swim is the best.


Love her sweater!! The colors of justice!


The reason she asked him how can you wack someone is a normal person on average would say something similar to "gosh idk so many ways more ways then you can imagine" something along the lines of that.


Seriously not the hardest case to crack. This would’ve been easy for these cops.


This dude really must think he's smarter than everyone else when in fact it's just the opposite


Polygrapher: <b>Low-Key roasts Chris for a solid 2 minutes to psych him out</b>

Polygrapher: *Low-Key roasts Chris for a solid 2 minutes to psych him out*

akida I mean failed the test itself, not how they were acting

What if an innocent person had to take this test but failed only because he was too psyched out. Like been brainwashed

Dude right Haha lol he seemed so crushed after he said you're a horrible liar.

@sparklinglime also to an innocent person all of this she said about her education and being an expert, would sound calming, knowing truth about their innocence will come out, but a guilty person will get so wrecked just by hearing it.

the power she had over him. "the cool thing is that after this is over, two people will know the truth :)" inspirational, truly

She played him like a fiddle and I love it! Truly a proffessional!


The ticking of the clock in the background adds to the intensity! ⏰


The longer he talks about how much he loves his family the more manufactured it seems lol


Detective " why should I believe you "<br>Chris.. " im a hard working individual, I am reliable, I am punctual, polite and have a can do attitude"

Detective " why should I believe you "
Chris.. " im a hard working individual, I am reliable, I am punctual, polite and have a can do attitude"

@Hansel Mansell if anything my boss says I work too hard.

😅🤣😅 plus a clean driving licence and 9 years no claim bonus, can I go now?


the anxiety i get from just watching interrogations are insane. if i ever get accused of a crime, i’m afraid i’d be so nervous that i’d accidentally incriminate myself for something i didn’t do. like, they’d hook me to a lie detector and say “did you kill this guy” and i’d be like no, but then my stupid brain would be like “or did you” and i’d freak out and get sent to prison

@To Be Human For real. As soon as you know you're a suspect in a crime (if you don't know just ask them if you're suspected of a crime), you are under no obligation to talk to the police or anyone besides your lawyer.

@Dove Giveth I still believe to this day, when on a trip to London a few years ago, that I was the only one who got my bag searched by security, out of hundreds of people, was because I was trying too hard not to look like I had something in my bag.

@Ducky Tree, the shit you see online is people are stupid.  The smart people don't speak to police. I'd be a broken record for like 12 hours straight- I'm envoking my right to remain silent . I'll only speak with me attorney. Like, literally say nothing else. Not kidding

It's nice knowing I'm not the only one who gets so anxious watching these interrogation videos. They are quite riveting though so I force myself to watch them.

@Jouis Lones not sure if this is directed at me or not, but just to clarify, similar to how the english word “depression” can refer to the medical disorder than should be taken very seriously, or simply a synonym for great sadness, the word “anxiety” can both refer to the psychological disorder that needs to be treated by a professional or simply the feeling of extreme dread and tenseness. in this case i’m using it in the latter sense.

“Anxiety” the most misused and overused word of the last year.

@ok idgaf yo nobody take this advice. Per the American Psychological Association: “The accuracy (i.e., validity) of polygraph testing has long been controversial. An underlying problem is theoretical: There is no evidence that any pattern of physiological reactions is unique to deception. An honest person may be nervous when answering truthfully and a dishonest person may be non-anxious. Also, there are few good studies that validate the ability of polygraph procedures to detect deception. As Dr. Saxe and Israeli psychologist Gershon Ben-Shahar (1999) note, "it may, in fact, be impossible to conduct a proper validity study." In real-world situations, it's very difficult to know what the truth is.” Get a lawyer, don’t submit to a polygraph.

that’s not how polygraphs work. if u r innocent u won’t have a big chance of anxiety… it’s normal to feel nervous when ppl accuse u of things and being alone in a room w these interrogators… even if u suddenly think “oh could i have done this?” and u had anxiety it wouldn’t change the test. bc only guilty ppl would have the reaction or guilt the normal person is gonna be nervous throughout that’s why they compare ur nervousness levels when asked an innocent question and when confronted so they can compare those leaps. guilt ppl will have leaps and them BIGGER leaps for nervousness abt the crime questions being asked. a normal person might have a little leap but it’s not something that’s gonna make u guilty. + polygraphs arent and can’t be used as evidence since they can be fake and since anyone could cheat just by moving their body. trust me u r good innocent ppl act very different they will most likely just know from the way u talk.

Don’t say anything other than “I haven’t done anything wrong, I need an attorney.” And you’ll be fine

...and THAT'S why you always have a lawyer! The police are always going to be the police, but you should always be protected.

@I'm not qualified to say this, but nah that won't happen. I'm pretty sure this is a phenomenon that happens to a lot of innocent people who don't watch these vids XD

But you don't have to talk to them at all other than to tell them you want an attorney.  Then not another word until your attorney has advised you.

@I'm not qualified to say this, but yeah, as if you are a guilty person trying to act innocent, when in fact you are innocent trying to match the fitting innocent behaviour.

I always fear I'd dig my own grave because I've seen too many of those interrogation videos and psychology breakdowns which will unconsciously make me try to act different from what I'd naturally do even if innocent and end up looking like I'm guilty.

I feel like I would get caught up in a "I am innocent, how would an innocent person act..." routine

LITERALLY SAME IF THEY WOULD ASK ME LIKE “ Are you a bird” and my dumbass would be like “are you suree you aren’t🤨”

@Darcy I feel you, same thing happened to me once lol. Cops are just scary

You seem awfully antsy. ....got something to get off your chest? Hmmmmmm?

@Dadscap you can do the same to a breathalyzer. End of the day, if you’re visibly drunk , you goin to jail. If the police have evidence of you involved in a crime, they’ll definitely find out.

@Ducky Tree You can always refuse to take a polygraph and detectives can't do anything about it. So don't worry, you will never have to take one if you just say ''I'm not taking a polygraph test'' :)

I remember sitting down with two police officers giving a statement about a situation I was victim to and I WAS SWEATING AND SO FUCKING NERVOUS. and i was the victim of the circumstance.

@Ducky Tree Polygraphs aren’t really viable evidence, they’re mostly used for people who are already suspected and had evidence against them. You can’t be incriminated from a polygraph alone.

@Logan oh, for reals? so then is the detector just to check your alibi? either way i’m doomed cause i’d look like the biggest liar when the question could literally be “are you a duck” and i’d say “no” but my heartbeat calls me out on it


How’d you like to have her for a mother? You couldn’t get away with anything.

I do have her as a mother. I can’t lie🤣🤣


I LOVE THE CLOCK!!  holy crow that musta added to his terror, fn piece of ship!  Credit to True crime Loser for even making me aware of that!


This guy got utterly crushed, holy shit. He literally couldn't act more guilty lmao


Interrogator: "How do you make someone disappear"

Me: "👁👄👁 well. Since you asked
Acid bath, concrete feet drop in ocean, smother in honey leave in woods, camouflage, astroworld etc etc"

Interrogator:"👁👄👁"

Me:"👁👄👁"

Guilty


How would you make someone disappear?

Hire a magician

How would you make someone disappear?

*Hire a magician*


16:20 "lure them into a trap" - this was odd


She totally blagged him fair and square cause a polygraph don’t mean nothing in a trial, its not admissible evidence.

But she made him think it had nailed him and then he confessed.


Okay you cannot convince me that delusive or conservant are real words.  And I'll be honest JCS, I think you're doing it on purpose.


"I didn't do it. But the guy who DID do it, what kind of sentence might he be facing? No death penalty here, right? Right?? Again, I didn't do it... I'm just asking for the guy who did."

@Anybody k Ha, in your country, innocent civilians are given the death penalty by terrorists. Have you seen some of the prisons in Zimbabwe? We’re talking about a life expectancy of about 10 years at most after incarceration.

@Anybody k we dont have death penalty here in norway.. we have 21 years.. and then we have some other type punishment where a prisoner can be kept indefinitly...

to be honest, I would probably have trouble answering what the guilty guy should have for penalty

Let's say hypothetically for the sake of the argument, I killed my wife and kids. What do you think is a just punishment hypothetically for the sake of the argument

are there going to be drug dogs at the concert? i'm just asking for my buddy as he's afraid of dogs

“so.. i have this friend who is in trouble for.. let’s say, murder or something, and he wants to know how bad that would be like how many years would he get?” same vibe

@Colour Of Darkness I was thinking the same thing.

You say the GUY who did it, welle it might be a women who did that horrible thing who knows?

@Colour Of Darkness I was gonna say this but you beat me to it 😂

Like, hypothetically if someone would kill 2 kids and their wife how long would they be in jail? Asking for a friend


This was riveting to watch, and absolutely horrible at the same time.  They did such a wonderful job, and I'm thankful they did.


“Nothing youve told me tonight makes sense.” <br>You could almost hear him shitting his pants

“Nothing youve told me tonight makes sense.”
You could almost hear him shitting his pants


You remember to lie and everything that was awesome the polygrapher said


He might be the worst liar I've ever seen. I've heard 5 year old children lie better.


“I miss the kids.. I miss how they-“ <b>proceeds to list off negative interactions with them</b>

“I miss the kids.. I miss how they-“ *proceeds to list off negative interactions with them*

This is why if you don't want kids, you should NEVER let someone talk you into having them. If it doesn't sound fun, DON'T DO IT

@Shady Season he said he would do the same to his kids that Chris did

@Tassos191 no, actually he tried to smother both his daughters before he killed his wife. but somehow they survived that and woke up. Watts was surprised when his daughters walked into his room while he was wrapping Shanann's body in a bedsheet.<br>He was trying to get rid of his family so he could start a new life with his mistress on a 'clean slate'

@Tassos191 no, actually he tried to smother both his daughters before he killed his wife. but somehow they survived that and woke up. Watts was surprised when his daughters walked into his room while he was wrapping Shanann's body in a bedsheet.
He was trying to get rid of his family so he could start a new life with his mistress on a 'clean slate'

He didn't kill the kids because he hated them but because they were witnesses

@Toxickitty_Gaming what did Keith say? He deleted his comment

@Alex A yeah that's why I visualised those interactions (rushing to hug him, and throwing nuggets around) in a positive, fun, friendly way, instead of negative (if I didn't know he murdered them)

@Krystal Roney i meant if there was no benefit of hindsight

@Tian Tian right but he also killed them. So there's context.

@Tian Tian as a parent... Kids throwing food is not fun and games lol its mostly tantrums or them just being little butt heads xD

@CURSED FETUS well yeah. when he said his kids threw nuggets at him, I visualised it in a friendly fun food fight kind of thing instead of tantrums

Tian Tian "i miss when my mom nagged me to get a good career" vs "i miss when my mom threw objects at me" are very different lol. the second gives a reasoning behind anger or resentment and therefore a reasoning behind a cruel act

isn't that normal though? like if someone's parent passed away, they'd even miss getting nagged at or scolded by their parent

Literally this, you can absolutely tell he is struggling to think if good memories with his own children.


Anyone who was innocent would be like why are you asking me these questions and not be so calm answering them. Theyd be like where is my family!! I want you to help me find them!! I cant believe you think Im a suspect in this!! Etc etc. This bloke is so calm its weird


the woman is so nice yet she is threatening at the same time. Lol


He did have a person waiting around the corner, a moment of truth


Also, you would be shocked how many dad indeed do not do those "trivial deeds".


"Shanann's phone was also searched after her body was found and it revealed that she had searched through Groupon for a way to afford a nice and cheap weekend holiday for her and Chris."

Well if that isn't a punch in the gut.

@Michelle Plautz I understand the complexity of these elements. I don't think it's shaming the dead, moreso encouraging people to be completely honest with themselves and protect themselves.

Chris Watts likes to smoke pots and he likes a lot to clean bots (robots, that is). Chris Watts sleeps on cots and he connects the dots and hates when the weather is hots especially when he has to mow the lots. He prefers the applesauce brand of Motts. But he is not a baby tot (because he is an adult, that is). Oh yeah Chris Watts, his life shall rot in a jail in which he didn't sought but his parents did in fact taught (him better, that is), never again will he sail a yacht.
<br>That's my rap I wrote about Chris Watts. Comment and give me a like. Did you enjoy it? Thanks.

Chris Watts likes to smoke pots and he likes a lot to clean bots (robots, that is). Chris Watts sleeps on cots and he connects the dots and hates when the weather is hots especially when he has to mow the lots. He prefers the applesauce brand of Motts. But he is not a baby tot (because he is an adult, that is). Oh yeah Chris Watts, his life shall rot in a jail in which he didn't sought but his parents did in fact taught (him better, that is), never again will he sail a yacht.
That's my rap I wrote about Chris Watts. Comment and give me a like. Did you enjoy it? Thanks.

November Witch Financially no, but she was at least trying to fix the situation.As hard as it is, there are ways out of debt. Trust me, I been there. But what Chris did, there’s no coming back from that, not for anyone involved.

Damn that hit me hard. Sometimes my girlfriend's efforts go over my head and I don't truly appreciate what I have, and it makes me feel terrible inside. This dude's heart has to be dead at this point. Poor Shanann, man. The feeling of someone you love not loving you anymore is pain, for the man you built a life with to have this much indifference towards you and your children. I can't imagine her last moments ... Rest in paradise smh

@Rebecca I think he murdered them because he wanted to start a new life. He distanced himself from being a father and a husband and therefore thought of them as disposable. Like bill said, he didn't love them he loved the way they made him feel. He didn't feel the dopamine from his family anymore thus making it easier for him to detach himself from them. He didn't want to have shanan or his children be apart of his life at all. He didn't want to go through the divorce process nor pay child support. He wanted it to completely end and to start a new life with his mistress without any involvement with his past at all. He thought it was possible to cut them out completely and start over without anyone finding out it was him.

@Bill Bopperton That's the most likely scenario. Psychopaths use people like tools and when they have no further use for them they just detach. The sentences like "if THESE CHILDREN are still alive" is harrowing to hear. Detaching that much from your own children, even for a murderer is particularly callous.

@Bill Bopperton such a detailed, very well thought out response. I'm curious as to why you think he murdered them. Why murder? He could have just left and never looked back, being the narcissist that he is. I don't understand what happened that made him choose brutally murdering them.

Rainier Rodriguez truly breaks me as a father

They Hold No Quarter that was recorded? omg

Shabby Cat “is the same thing going to happen to me what you did to Cece .... Jesus my blood boils to hear that ...

@Shabby Cat his kids were alive on the way to the oil site and they asked about their mom otw the because she was actually wrapped in a blanket in the passenger seat.
Then when he got there he suffocated one daughter in front of the other where the second daughter yelled out "daddy no!"
According to coroner's reports, both daughter had signs of struggle

@Michelle Plautz People these days don't realize how kids tie people together. It's almost encouraged these days to have kids without any commitments. It's so complicated having to worry about the kids needs of food and such.

Dude I dove deep into this case and she loved.
She really did.
That wasn't even the saddest thing that happened during entire ordeal.

@Michelle Plautz He's not shaming her we're all upset by this

@Bill Bopperton well if I guess I just add another reason to my list of "why it's really best I stay single"

Bill Bopperton - they were heavily in debt, too. It was overwhelming her.

@Michelle Plautz Agreed on all counts. The rational argument as for why she didn't leave is that she most likely had zero notion of Chris being capable of this kind of callous attack. No one expects family annihilation attacks in an outwardly happy marriage with healthy, beautiful children. Usually these attacks culminate with the murderer, typically an abuser, committing suicide. Chris was an oilman, perfect for his emotional unavailability. I don't know if he was abusive. Probably not. If he had been self-aware, he would never have married or had kids. Tons of vacant people get into relationships and don't realize that they're never going to be satisfied with anyone or anything. They don't understand that they are empty.

At one time there must have been a strong spark, and I believe Chris  had sucked all possible dopamine out of the relationship and wanted to feel the rush of new "love" again. That said, I don't think he ever really loved either of them. He just loved the way they made him feel. Bleh.

@cool cat Its hard to leave when you have kids a house and a car together. You have tied yourself to this person in more ways than just financially. She was probably thinking about the children. Shaming the dead is unnecessary.

My god, that's heartbreaking. She was trying to save the marriage. <br>May she rest in the arms of  God.

My god, that's heartbreaking. She was trying to save the marriage.
May she rest in the arms of  God.


It's so quiet in that room you can hear every tick of the second hand on the clock, reminds me of the tell tale heart from Poe


i think its very funny how cops try to get you to talk,  i can read all cops like a book i know every trick in the trade, i have never met a smart cop yet


I mean if dude didn't deserve everything he got plus more I would be freaking TF out over this video... Never and I repeat NEVER talk to the police. He's literally telling her how to kill some one .. LMFAO 🤣😂😂😆🤣


“I helped make those kids”, like he’s speaking of a soup he helped make.

@Ethan Divelbliss you’re wrong for this one but so I am for laughing.

Mans really took “I brought u into this world and I can take you out” to a whole nother level

What is he supposed to say other than those or these? That’s what I don’t get why was that in red? Is he supposed to say I helped maked the two kids shown? Like wtf

He speaks like a damn robot, devoid of any real emotion or empathy. It's kinda terrifying

I'd trade a pair of kids for some good soup right about now ...

@Greenchrysopsaro you’re wrong for that one but I’m also wrong for laughing

@TIV67 Playz and no one gives a shit if boonk gang transerred to christianity bc most rappers believes in god

@TIV67 Playz ive got to say, a blood eagle with a red hot blade would be more painful than being whipped, getting a thorn crown stuck to the head, and having a hole in each limb

@TIV67 Playz I believe it! My Mom studied Revelations so I'm grateful she told me about Jesus.

i read this as he helped make those kids into soup and i would like to apologize to the entire human race

Mostly the people that didnt understand or do anything say that

“I helped make those kids, but unmaking then was all me baby!!! LETS GOOOO”

So right you are wasn't it ridiculous! He's thinks he's so cool and suave but ignorant. I helped to add the last ingredient to the recipe I now have the parsley yeah bury that too in the shallow grave!!

<b>i chopped the celery for that soup</b>

I mean at one point they were a kind of soup


Even though polygraphs aren’t admissible in court, holy shit this was damming.


What if someone is very nervous and fails the poligraph even though he's innocent? (Because he's heart beats so fast). I know i am very nervous even when I shouldn,t be...


My answers would be quite a lot different if I was missing my kids.


I love how he falls into every single trick the interrogator throws at him

@Comrade Jason there have been a few in a criminology lecture the professor basically chalked it up to having the knowledge vs practice. The knowledge translates directly to those able whore typically sociopaths and psychopaths. Everyone else usually has one or 2 slip ups no matter how well informed they are. And the rest just get lawyers.

I'd be interested in seeing how academics might debate the ethics of releasing videos like this. If the technique is well known and widely circulated (like on youtube), it gives criminals a lot of info about how to act and respond in a situation like this. I'm sitting here thinking, "If ever you do something stupid and get taken into custody, just shut up. Let the pause happen. Just be."

Some interrogators earned their psychology degree. Well done Sir

@Kris Peterson Not true. He was going to leave his wife for Nichol Kessinger. She was trying to save the marriage.


Damn, he must've been so scared right then.


"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those kids!"


" I like when we are sitting at the dinner table ... and having to tell the kids to eat " ..... ummmm wow chris you really know how to be a dad ...


“i know you’re a great dad....a lot of guys don’t cook eggs for their kids” lmfaooooooo I wonder if he knew he was getting roasted

@ryz ill also make further unfounded claims that youre very religious. I just get that.... feeling...

@ryz thrown off guard? I just pointed out that because you meticulously used proper grammar it probably meant you were older. And clearly, right on the money haha

@Kevin Doubrou Lmao, you completely contradict yourself in that statement Kevin. The interesting part about this is how you were thrown off-guard by seeing acceptable grammar. Now you're trying to teach me about youtube comments and typing etiquette, what an old ass meme means, and attempting to use age and grammar as insults hahaha. Keep the hits coming, Kevin.

@Kevin Doubrou Lmao, so you’ve taken to calling people a baby boomer for using proper grammar? Ok Kevin. Those of us with a higher IQ appreciate proper grammar.

@ryz there is a time and place for proper grammar, youtube comment sections are not one of them... and yes im aware of what a baby boomer is, however its also a meme now.... You ok old man? Senility setting in?

@Kevin Doubrou Imagine thinking using proper paragraphs and indentation is only for old people lmao. You’re actually showing how young you are if you think that. Do you know what boomer even means?

@ryz youtube comments are written as if you are speaking, do you text people in full paragraphs with proper indentation? Older people dont get the difference i guess

@mid as you say "xD" and label yourself as atheist.... -tips fedora

@mid as you say "xD" and label yourself as atheist.... -tips fedora

@ryz this is so funny I want an MTV spin off with people just going through this comment section for some trash TV xD this is way better than love island or that shit hopefully  we get a cut of the profits

@mid as i agree, this guy is a clown. the entertainment factor here is seeing what Kevin the Clown will say next. But I bet Kevin thinks he’s successfully trolling youtube and on the verge of “winning.”

@Kevin Doubrou also yeah I feel pretty secure when I state I can speak for everyone here and say you're an absolute clown mate not even slight hesitation in my part :)

@mid as why are you so focussed on labels? Who cares what you label yourself as, atheist is just what religious people call sane people who dont worship invisible beings

@ryz hahahahahahahaha OMFG he deleted where he said he isn't even atheist this is too good!!! Fucking comedy gold

@mid as one single other person said, " i myself am somewhat of an agnostic/athiest"

@Kevin Doubrou you realise you're arguing with other atheists right? Oh what am I saying of course you don't, you don't realise anything at all xD

Hehe. So funny how when you insult religion their true nature comes out

Hehe. So funny how when you insult religion their true nature comes out

@Kevin Doubrou

You just want attention bud lmao.

Kevin is sitting around waiting for youtube notifications to come in so he’s got something to do, and the only way he can get conversation is by saying pointless “offensive” statements so people will talk to him.

“Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

@mid as you assume because i said we live in an enlightened age that im saying <b>**I**</b> am "enlightened." Anyways if you are really butthurt by people trashtalking religion, maybe dont read it?

@mid as you assume because i said we live in an enlightened age that im saying ***I*** am "enlightened." Anyways if you are really butthurt by people trashtalking religion, maybe dont read it?

@mid as lol. Reading comprehension not your strong suit, eh?

@mid as lol. Reading comprehension not your strong suit, eh?

@Kevin Doubrou so enlightened you are. Irony is strong here

@Kevin Doubrou so enlightened you are. Irony is strong here

@Cerise Blue respect is given where its due. Religion is just socially accepted mass delusion/mental disorder, no reason to respect it in todays enlightened era...

@Kevin Doubrou Atheists when someone says thank god instead of thank biological evolution

@Eye Gotcha good thing i dont give a fuck about random internet peoples' opinions lol

@Eye Gotcha I couldn't have put it better. The religious nut spamming crazy-gospel in youtube comments is always annoying, but that kind of response to it and generally attacking people for being religious at all is just nasty and ignorant of other people's lives, feelings, and individuality. You aren't smarter than them just because you lack the faith to have some spirituality and believe in a higher power of some sort.

I'm more or less an atheist/agnostic, but I have nothing but love for those who find joy and comfort in their religion, so long as nobody is harming anybody. That's it. There's no reason whatsoever to try to be cruel and crush someone's perception of their God or faith with such nihilistic, mean-spirited words.

Hopefully Kevin is just a teenager going through THAT phase (I went through it too, although I was a lot less mean to others about it, moreso kept it to myself) and will grow up and be a better person and learn from this.

@Kevin Doubrou <br>There is never a need to attack and swear at an internet stranger, Kevin. You are far too angry and short-fused for your own good. Your comment is embarrassing to you, whether you realize it or not.

@Kevin Doubrou
There is never a need to attack and swear at an internet stranger, Kevin. You are far too angry and short-fused for your own good. Your comment is embarrassing to you, whether you realize it or not.

@NaySay Network I make my kids cheese and ham toasties if the wife isn't here to cook. That beats egg. I'm best dad.

@SeekersLegacy "you dont communicate with voices in your head, therefore you are delusional" - you

@Kevin Doubrou I pray that you find peace, brother.

@Kevin Doubrou I pray that you find peace, brother.

I think the agent wasn't sarcastic, he was just talking about himself hahahaha<br>"I'm a fucking FBI agent, my wife does that shit"

I think the agent wasn't sarcastic, he was just talking about himself hahahaha
"I'm a fucking FBI agent, my wife does that shit"

@Kevin Doubrou if allah isn’t real why did the universe start with the big bang?

I know this is off topic but my father never cooked us anything or done any of the things he mentioned, so I really thought he was complementing him.

doesnt every dad cook eggs for their kids? i thought it was to teach them to cook themselves lmao

he knew he was getting roasted but he had to stay in character

he knew he was getting roasted but he had to stay in character

@Kevin Doubrou calm down Kevin lol why are you so mad?

@Kevin Doubrou calm down Kevin lol why are you so mad?

God bless!  Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we can live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering!  God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead!  Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you!  Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕 (don’t swear or take God’s name in vain!)🥰

@NaySay Network yeah but the detective was being sarcastic . Being that the interrogator already knew he had killed all 3 of his kids. His tone was like “ oh wow what a great dad you cook them eggs” lmao

@Erica Mercado some men dont cook so I get his question. Its not a roast, depending on where youre from.

@Wladislaw Shamin he was being sarcastic. Cooking eggs for your kids is bare minimum if even that.


This woman amazes me with her professionalism, that she can sit with a complete monster like that and act like a friendly nurse at an urgent care clinic.


Never speak to the police is what every lawyer will tell you.


Anyone else feel like Chris only watched that vid on his phone to come across like he misses his (those) kids, not because he wanted to see them?


This is more intense than any movie I’ve ever seen


5:52 they meant so much to you that you had to bring them to your work…and stuff them in oil tanks


Her confrontations are so obvious, but I wonder if they're meant to be for some reason that I'm too simple to comprehend


When u find the guy that did this??? He's right in front of you!!! WOW 😳 I know this 4 year's old but still!! Lie's from right to left from this clown 🤡


It's so hard to understand how people can commit such horrific crimes and act nonchalant. Those little girls loved him and he was making comments about their personalities and looks...knowing he killed them. There are people who have lost their children or can't see them and grieve everyday. People like this man was blessed with 2 precious children and a wife. He could have gotten a divorce and had his gf. GD him.


When she says “obviously you’d have to be an idiot to be sitting in that chair.”  Money 💰


Good lord this was tough to watch - the polygraph operator is just surgical in taking him apart.  Watching this makes Its pretty clear how overmatched 99% of people are going to be in this scenario.

Watts probably spent a lot of energy preparing his lies, but I'm guessing he never thought law enforcement would ask him to name hypothetical ways his wife and daughter could have been murdered and disposed of without actually outright accusing him.  Specifically designed to put him off balance but without giving him an excuse to lawyer up.  Pretty sharp.

@NeoFryBoy were is the video of him dumping the bodies . I hear the next door neighbour had him reversing his car to load the bodies into the back of his pick up truck. But I haven't seen video of him dumping them ..

That was crazy watching him squirm during that part... and laughing the whole time, wtf.

I don't think he prepped at all.  He never figured they'd find actual videotape of him dumping the bodies.


Personally I think the ticking clock during the intense silence is rly a killer


I live in Colorado and the amount of news coverage this took was unbelievable. They news channels led off with whatever stupid little thing may or may not be a tidbit of the case. Same with the Jon Benet Ramsey coverage. Ridiculous amount of coverage.


“Those kids”.. “Those kids”.. They were YOUR kids! Jesus he’s detached emotionally from every aspect of his family, life. Except NK.

ℬℯ𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 ℳℯ𝓈𝓈


I noticed another thing that nobody I thi k picked up on, when he was mentioning the ways you could kill someone, the majority of the time he mentioned someone else almost like he was trying to pass blame onto somebody


"I had nothing to do with these...this...with this...act. Of like, evil cruelty, whatever has happened here." - World's Dumbest Murderer

and at that point they were still missing

@kkheflin3  he is not a psychopath. Nothing about him is psychopathic. He was nervous and jittery.

he said the same thing in the TV interview about having chicken nuggets thrown at hin. .such a weird thing to say in a scenario like this

It's like he said its my fault but I didn't do it

@Chris Watson "Like in a movie or like in real live" haha

I would like your comment but its at 665 so

He sounds like he has a first grade education

I mean, right? Jesus, he may be the world's worst liar.

Also he uses the word "Like" WAY TOO MUCH!!! SO ANNOYING!!!


He and Nicole should go down for those murders Nicole saying that she erased everything on her phone just because something about he never told her his wife was pregnant and she felt that that was a big lie whatever


"So... before we start this test how would you eliminate someone?..."

Chris: "Gosh where do I start.... Hitman would be my number one draft pick... uh also..."


He sounds guilty In the mock test good lord


“I helped make those kids” Dude sounds like an alien trying to pass as human

@ArborealOreo its not natural for a father to say he made his children together with his wife?

what seriously scares me is how he immediately goes on a tangent about how "life is about /kids/ yknow, you have kids your life is surrounded by kids, kids are your life." he treats them like objects that were simply discarded.

@Chev Chelios I actually didn’t notice the comment until just now when I started looking around, im actually sorry about that I had no idea.

Finally someone put their finger in what I was feeling!

@Chev Chelios Oh wow, I didn't even catch onto this until I looked. The person who posted this comment is a thief...

The only contribution I had in their upbringing was one time sex ... Literally he seemed inhumane

"I RAISED those kids" is the most natural thing for a father to say, but hey, Chris Watts is not that bright.

because he’s not human, he’s a sick being


Past tense,so calm about being questioned while he should be asking them to go out search for his babies...🤦🤦🤦


Listen this interrogation i would say this was the easiest case ever


hello guys thanks for the vid i enjoyed it very much it brought back family memories and im from dimona


Detective: "Did you harm your wife and kids?"

Chris: "I only own one shirt."

yesssss why is he wearing the same shirt jfc


Thank God that the polygraphist/female detective isn’t a teacher. No one would get away with SHIT in that class.


A woman got into bed without being on her phone??? Thats a red flag for a lie.


It took me till about half way through the video to realize that sound in the back ground was a clock and not some other detective panting in the corner


Imagine being that woman’s kid... you can’t lie about anything

Nah, that kid is gonna adapt and become fuckin Loki, The God Of Deception

@Spectrescup but she can take her experience.

@Kewl Videos Well, Harvard doesn't teach polygraphy. If she was trained at the FBI academy as most of these investigators are, then yeah, that's the best. It's also part of the technique to up his anxiety. I think he's so psychologically exhausted by this point, he can't see the ways he's being played. Plus she's the ultimate authority figure in his life at this moment in time. Brilliantly executed.

@Deepak Koirala LOL. Tammy Lee is next level, though.

@Spectrescup I think she does pretty well even without the machine.

I think he was doing Thrive and steroids, meth and ayahuasca tea.

Dude thats the nicest mean lady I've ever seen. She came in on beast mode.

@Frank Pitts We had similar upbringings. One time someone told me to “just lie” to my dad and I laughed at them. At one point I wondered if he read minds. I’m from PA too.

My dad did specialized work with sexual predators that required a lot of body language assessments and it was impossible to get things by him. He knew the patterns of how I lied. Apparently, when I’m lying I omit information and speak in vague terms like “Im going to hang out with friends” when normally I would say “I am going to hang out with (specific names).” I don’t know, it was difficult to stay ahead of him and I mostly just tried to tell the truth or not let him find something out at all so that I wouldn’t be questioned. That’s probably why I would always lie by omission and not outright, but that didn’t work either. He’s basically a mind reader. I turned out to be a fairly honest adult.

What do you mean she was bullshitting the whole time?  "I went to the best school for this"  Nobody would say that, lol.  Even if you went to Harvard, it's not always #1.  It was clearly an act.

@Deepak Koirala I lied so much and so successfully to my mother, even when she was reasonably suspicious. I feel bad now thinking about it. My mother had a lot bullshit to put up with. LOL.
When I bought a 56k modem to go on the internet I told her it was an external hard drive. Good times.
But the phone bills went up too much to not notice after a while.

Any average mom or a wife is almost impossible to lie and get away with.

you dont get the belt in her house, you get the polygraph.

and then the belt.

I think it can be quite easy to spot a lie from your own offspring

Or you'd become the worlds best liar from the harsh training

I don't think she's allowed to take the machine home

You’d also be so powerful. Nobody could ever screw with either of you


As if he wouldn’t be sitting there thinking “they know”


I wonder how loud that clock sounded to him...I hope the bastard still hears it...😢


He is a monster. But I don't believe in polygraphs. A stressed out or incoherent innocent person may fail, and a monster may beat it. I guess a failed one could get a monster to admit, but I truly don't believe in them.


I cringed everytime he laughed his pregnant wife and kids have disappeared and he is there so calm and laughing


man was I stressed during his polygraphic test.

note to self: never kill someone.

and if you really have to: own it. don't try weaseling your way out of what YOU did

@cookie choo lmfaoooooo I swearr I never killed me.....yet

Imagine being guilty of murdering your whole family and trying to lie your way off the hook…I’d be shaking and shitting bricks. I wonder how he felt when the police first called him. Now I see why these incidences usually end up in immediate suicide

never take a polygraph test the is no upside for anyone innocent or guilty.

I think we can all agree that murder not cool bro

@Junebug 😂😂 and with the anxiety I have. I'd be shaking and bawling throughout the rest

@cookie choo I'm now on the next part and I get what y'all mean. I'd probably breakdown and confess to a crime I didn't do lmao yikes

Just a heads up, polygraph tests are unreliable for the most part and won't be used against you in a court case.

If you fail one though, they're probably going to up the pressure in investigations and what not.

If you've got generalized anxiety your basically fucked 😌

@PaCK AA PunCH So you killed what you created? Hmmm sounds an awful like CHRIS WATTS

@Noniayo Botah that's true. being accused for something you didn't do is the worst feeling ever.

No body wants to be in that position except you really didn’t do it and have real emotions… but imagine the system randomly picks you up for a thing you didn’t do…. That would really push your nerves way to the bottom….


"Chris... Stop.... It's time"

Fucking savage..


Its the most cornered person interrogated I have ever seen :D :D Not an inch of space between him and the door :D :D


the guy got bored of his wife and children, got excited about some new woman (who should've avoided him being already in a relationship) and he wanted to start a new one. Then knew the wife and children would have chewed half his ass off in alimony and maintenance allowances so he just finished them off 🤔😒


Watching a sociopath try to behave like an empathetic person is so uncomfortable.

Karensziti21 basically like a robot trying to be human

I thought you were speaking about her LOL

And There are peoplewho earn Their living by dealing with psychopaths everyday😭😭

It’s a misconception that sociopaths have to be smart. Look up the definition.

a real sociopath would be a lot better at faking

Jessica Powell sociopaths aren’t particularly intelligent...psychopaths are usually the ones known more for their intelligence but even then it’s not like they NEED to be intelligent to qualify as a psychopath / sociopath

Not a sociopath just a narcissist. Calling him a sociopath gives him credibility to his intelligence.

Yeah they seem to mimic human emotions that they don’t even feel.

Yes it is ! Very uncomfortable to watch !


Watching his last moment with his phone was creepy


Funny thing is the way he talked couldn't convinced us viewers, moreover the detective


"I don't need a lawyer, that will seem suspect, I can beat these guys with my mind and my words. I'm smart. People like me."


I would have refused to answer the different ways to kill someone question. this man is a fool. only the guilty would even entertain that question


I had to take a polygraph test regarding abuse my son endured (well, didn’t have to, but offered to since his dad was trying to allege I committed the abuse and was trying to frame him). It’s a little funny to me now seeing some of the techniques being used to gauge truthfulness during an interrogation because I remember some of these questions being asked of me... I passed, by the way!

bmkorean Thanks so much! Things are great now!

Hoping the best for you and your kids. You’re doing great

edek Yeah, there are, and the law is the law. My son is finally safe from an abusive man. Partly because that man is now serving time in jail. Have a nice day!

@Dani yeahh i can imagine id be scared it would tell me im lying when im not etc

Oliwia capala it was in America! It was really interesting to do but also very nerve-wracking. Even as an innocent party.

Did you have it in america or britain or?

edek I obviously know that. This happened three years ago now and his father was determined to be the abuser for more than the passed polygraph. My son hasn’t had another incident since thanks to court-ordered supervised visitation with his father and because, well, I am not an abuser.


Its so nasty seeing him lie through his teeth. Disgusting. It angers me how he talks about his kids. his fucking kids. “She preferred me than my wife”. Rip


ooooooooooo I looove the polygraph techniques she was using.  Oh so devious!  I couldn't help but giggle while she continually tightened the screws on him :b


not one time is this guy even remotely believable


Tester: "It'd be really dumb if you did something to those girls and you were here in this room taking this polygraph test haha, like that'd be REALLY dumb right? Haha"

You could visibly see the sweat forming on Chris.

I can barely see his fuckin face nvm sweat with these 12 pixels

@sounds oddant LMFAOOO!!!! 💯 percent your so right !!! Lol 😂

If I knew I was guilty I’d be way more ashamed to be acting stupid when I know they already got me

If this woman were my friend, I'd be too scared to lie about anything ever. "I don't have plans, I'm flaking on you because I want to eat tacos and watch cartoons. I feel kinda bad but on the plus side I'm being honest??"

the fact that they was almost sure he did it, as well, must've been disturbing to see someone lie about something when I both know they did it

Actually this part reminded me of SpongeBob episode where he cheats on the boat driving examination and Mrs. Puff surprised that he is about to pass the exam starts to make some "this would be cheating" statements and laugh but these statements happens to be true. It's comical but in this situation it almost look like a parody, very disturbing indeed.


It s amazing the personage similarity between Chris Watt and Brian laundry ....


A little tougher to see through this guy.  Although the truth hides in plain sight.


I wonder why Chris didnt ask for a lawyer and stayed quiet until got one. Cuz it was obvious that he was the main suspect at the first place. If nothing, the interrogater made it pretty clear that they were suspicious of him. Chris must be a real fool if he thought he could get away with it by answering every single question.

It was a bold strategy but he didn't quite pull it off. Better luck next time!


Bro watching the documentary for the first part I really was on chris’ side like bro what happened to his girls and wife….. but that ish changed quickly cause shizz was not adding up


You're literally getting better every time. I'm very glad to be a subscriber from the beginning. Feeling lucky. Love you.


Dude's like "Uuuggghhhh... Can we just drop this whole 'missing family' thing and move on with our lives?"


I heard he failed that lie detector because he had his tongue in the wrong side of his mouth!!


Damn the first investigator is a veteran bruh

Polygrapher too. Dream team shit


If Chris could get a do-over he probably would have smashed his wife’s phone and gotten rid of it along with her purse and shoes. Leaving things that she would clearly take with her set off too many alarm bells from the jump

Yup. He didn't have time to clean up because the friend outed him out in a few hours. Lol.


No normal person keeps referring to their kids as “THOSE kids. “   like what

Literally thinking the same thing. My sibling and I have the same parents and STILL whenever i talk abt any of my parents even to them i say "my mom" or "my dad"

@do0r I hate my girlfriends kids. I refer to them as "Them". Fuck em.

guess i'm not normal, i tell my wife to get her kids all the time. i mean that's just stupid bro.

I only refer to my kids as "my kids" or sometimes "your kids" when I'm telling my husband how they're acting like shitheads lol.

Right?!! Thank u! He looked so suspect right fromthe jump.

It's not a normal situation that's the only reason it's weird. If your kids where missing you would be saying MY babies, MY little girls you would be so devestated at the thought something happened. It not the same as saying to your partner 'those kids won't come in for their dinner' etc.

@ɑʟpʜɑ ɱɑсʜɪиɑ and what about if they could be dead? You Would talk like that about them ?

@Haven Thompson me too . I Would torture him , i don't care , there is no on earth punishment that Will restore those lifes

@Konde he is not a boy , and he is a cold blood killer of children..... That is a MONSTER

J.J exactly , he is a MONSTER. A selfish absolutly cold man . <br>"Those kids". Who i wanted to dissapear to restart My life as i want to do know.

J.J exactly , he is a MONSTER. A selfish absolutly cold man .
"Those kids". Who i wanted to dissapear to restart My life as i want to do know.

It's perfectly normal to do this. I've heard and have said things like, "I love those kids more than life itself." or "Those damn kids are at it again." I think it's a southern thing. It implies a lot more love and empathy than many of you seem to grasp.

ɑʟpʜɑ ɱɑсʜɪиɑ

He makes my bloody blood boil,with his outright flippant  behaviour

@Destry Bardis exactly it's so off-putting

@Llama llama Kinda a dead give away AFTER the kids went missing.  An innocent person would not further detach themselves from the victims like that

My husband and I have 4 children, our oldest is 21 and youngest is 10, and I would never refer to them as "those kids". They are my children with names. That statement is very resentful.

My father usually say “thos kids are fcking idiot.” WE’RE A NORMAL FAMILY.

Yes because even when I talk to my sibling I say MY mom lol instead our mom. So for him to say "these kids" "those kids"  is super bizzare

It's surprising he wasn't saying his daughters names over and over again. Well I guess it's not surprising since he was detached from them and murder them so

@George Soros Dude. When you're not spending tons of cash to foment civil unrest and spread malicious propaganda designed to divide populations, you're watching this channel? Suite!

I don't know, my mum would say that all the time. But then again, she's not normal, so I think you've got a point.

Reading through these comments I’m fucking ecstatic we have due process.

He’s guilty but the reasons some of you give as damning evidence falls very short of the standard.

I mean sometimes I call kids "it".. it's not that I hate kids or anything. I guess that's weird.

@George Soros In a serious situation like this though, it wouldn't be wise to disassociate and disconnect yourself from your missing children while pretending to want to find them ^^;

Watching that part reminded me of my dad. No matter how much he fucked up, he would always put emphasis that we were HIS kids. My mum does refer to my brother and I as "those kids", but in a joking manner when we're being stupid. But never in a serious situation would she disassociate herself with us like her did.

George Soros fr, but these are kids just saying stuff to get attention.

Exactly. I don't even have kids, "only" nieces and nephews. But they are MY nieces and nephews. I would NEVER refer to them as "those kids". And if they'd go missing, I sure would worry a lot more than Chris Watts displays during the entire process. I mean, I get it, he's guilty. But he every pore of him screams "I AM GUILTY".

J.J but but but there dead.my girl did it she dI'd not a lair....

People who aren't normal exist.  It doesn't make them criminals.

im very close to my little cousin, and even i wouldnt call her that

Exactly, I have never referred to my kids as "those kids", they are MY kids.


That clock tic toc must be pure torture to the guilty!


A lot of subconscious programming by the interrogator.. you'll feel this.. you'll think this...


If I was ever in interrogation I would not ever take a polygraph test not only do they harm you more if you are guilty but they are not evidence in a court if you are truthful so it’s just a false sense of hope


Who else is watching this again before it gets taken down 😕


She basically roasted him for coming in for a polygraph and he just sat there with a blank stare

@Egregious Queef that’s funny. Mcdaniels is a creepy dude

People who ramble on discursively are usually guilty; always employ the <i>McDaniel Method</i> and freak them out with cold stares & single word answers

People who ramble on discursively are usually guilty; always employ the _McDaniel Method_ and freak them out with cold stares & single word answers

@Robert razo nah best thing to do is to get a lawyer. Under pressure you will eventually crack

@Danny Oc3an if you're guilty you couldn't analyze all the techniques quick enough and for the extended time that keep at you for. They wear you down mentally. They can step out and go have a lunch break, you're stuck in that room all day.

@Danny Oc3an nah in the Lazarus video he explains how even if your an expert at interrogation it still works on you

I think it’s to make him more nervous. To make lying even harder.

@Danny Oc3an you could know every tactic in the world and still fail. Look at the Stephanie Lazarus interrogation. She was a detective for 20+ years and she got busted. Your comment is valid though. I wondered the same thing as well but there’s no way to know how you’re going to react to a situation until you’re in it.

Right. I could do it easily, without her pretending to be genuine.

So many interrogation techniques uncovered, makes me wonder if someone could learn these from these videos to dodge an interrogation themselves

The clock roasted him more than she ever could.

I completely lost my shit when she started praising him for being bad at lying like it was a relief that the test was going to be accurate for this innocent man. They really know how to get in the suspect's head lol

Before the test she says, “are you ready”? Chris says, “let’s do it”. Like it’s a chore he has to do. What a total scum bag.

the "you are a bad liar" part was awesome

Yeah that chick knew he was guilty asf even before they took the test

"Thanks for being a terrible liar - I <i>really</i> appreciate that" 😂

"Thanks for being a terrible liar - I _really_ appreciate that" 😂

Straight up like I have all this training you ain't shit your gettin fried bro


Kinda sick how he keeps referring to the littles as “these kids” or “those kids” instead of “my kids.”


This dude KILLED his entire family instead of getting a divorce… Now THATS crazy….


Polygraph detective: You did so great Chriss amazing
Chriss: Hehe thanks
Polygraph detective: You're such an amazingly bad liar
Chriss: fuk


Those control questions are pretty clever


As horrible as Chris is and how awful this situation is - that polygraph test operator had me DYING with the guilt trip inducing positivity, jeez.


"I use the best polygraph
With best results
With best training
With best timing
With b..."

CHRIS: OKAY I DID IT!


I’m so blown away buy this guy’s evil. I only have a dog. If anyone even kicked my dog I would send them to the hospital. He did all this for some side piece?


“Nothing you told me tonight makes sense.” LMFAO


Lmao her sarcasm level is off the charts like dam did she train for that too


“What are ways that you can make someone disappear?”

Holy shit, that is such a heavy question. I couldn’t imagine the heartbreak and terror that an innocent person would feel when listing off things that could have happened to their missing family.

I doubt these questions would be asked to somebody they weren’t highly suspicious of in a situation like this. Eyewitnesses/people close to whoever died/somebody whose otherwise not a suspect are treated far more tactfully than actual suspects are. Watch Jennifer’s Solution to see how somebody whose an eyewitness to a crime is treated.

@Vincent Veilleux I don’t understand all I know is I’m the 667th like. Curse broken!

667th like. I don’t fuck with 666 and murder

Agreed. I hope to never be in that situation. That would be horrible and sad. Although thinking about it,I think that is an understatement.

An innocent person would not answer such questions, I believe. If I was someone who had missing family, I would ask why they are asking me this.

Truly! When she asked "are you comfortable with me mentioning these during the polygraph test" I'd scream NO WTF who'd be comfortable with that???

I think the proper answer is being distraught and getting pissed off for asking you such stupid questions

They only ask such a messed up question if they strongly believe the suspect is guilty.

@samwiseshanti And at the same time, the reaction has every chance of saying nothing. It's not like innocent people act one way and guilty people act another. Innocent and guilty people have a range of reactions that overlap with each other.

I had to pause the video and take a few moments at this part. it's such a crushing question when you already know what happened to the family and honestly painful to listen to him pretend to fumble through ideas. Maximum respect for the interrogator.

Ikr. It would be such a cruel thing to ask an innocent person, but i suppose that's the point, it's meant to get a reaction, and the reaction would be so telling


Honestly, the lie detector lady laid it on too thick with the whole 'if your lying we will know shtick. it was really annoying.


I find it disgusting this man is still alive tbh. pure evil


If I had $1 for every time Chris said “like”


" I helped make those kids " is such a terrible argument to being an innocent man who loves his kids...I mean those kids

The stuff he was saying is so psychotic.  I would never hurt them, they are my life, I created those kids.  What a psychopath.  I lived in the same town as.

Right! Who calls their own kids "those kids?"  Their killer, that's who.

And so many fathers run away after "help making" such kids.

I love how the cops know he's lying the entire time and just string and drag his ass out into utter obvlion onto his own island of personal hell.

As soon as I read this comment , the phrase came up

I agree. he doesn't seem like he's their father at all


He knew that she knew that he did it when she said for ways to murder someone that you could smother strangle


He keep saying “these kids” instead of my kids!! What a P.O.S!!


A grown man constantly repeating the word "like”. As if he was a teenager.


Agent Tammy wearing that prison bars top was the real savage in that polygraph test.


Detective: What if he hurt your girls?

Chris: Oh shucks. That would be a pity.

@Cici Bailey
I think we default to "he" when talking about criminals because, at least in our perception (don't know all the Stats) men are more likely to commit crimes, especially violent ones.
And I guess if your pregnant wife is missing with your Kids and nobody knows anything like "she ran away" you'd assume she's either kidnapped or dead. And you'd try to deny the possibility of death for as long as possible because it's horrible.
It's a moot point here because he did it, but I don't think it's necessarily a sign of guilt. Same with people not ranting about how they want to punish a criminal. There are completely benign reasons for seemingly sketchy behaviour

Other thing is they all said “he” how did they even know whoever kidnapped them was he? or if they were even kidnapped? like he was coming to all these conclusions on his own so they knew he was referring to himself in a way

I love how the psychologist said that the direct confrontational questions would get answered with an innocent asking agitated questions in response, & Chris answered with unsure statements. then when Chris got asked this question bout what should happen to the perp, the psychologist said an innocent person would likely land a HARSH penalty, but this boy Chris said, "they'll come home safe? 🥺" he could truly not look worse to these investigators

More like...

Chris: Good luck with that one, I'm one step ahead!


Chris: So do I tell you u how I did it <br>Detective: No let me work for it

Chris: So do I tell you u how I did it
Detective: No let me work for it


Chris Watts as a kid....."Mom, when I looked into the cookie jar, just like, no cookies were there. So that's concerning. I just, like, want those cookies to be safe. Not in someone's tummy! You can ask all my friends I'd never do something like that. You can ask my sister's friends! Cookies- if you're out there? I just want you to come back. If someone has them in their tummy. I just want them back. The jar is just like not complete without any cookies."


Wasn't Nicole kessinger father a big investor in Anadarko where Chris and Nicole work? Some people say that he had a lot of pull and connections that ultimately got his daughter off


Detectives: We’re looking to buy some clocks!

Store Clerk: Sure, any type in particular?

Detectives: The ones that tick tock the loudest

Comments like this are why I live YouTube :)

The 1990s would like to know your location

@Justice Schmidt You are almost right! Nobody likes loud clocks especially in work environments due to increase of pressure it causes. Using it on a small quiet interrogation room like that will make the guilty feel pressured! -Coming from a criminology student :-)

That was making me anxious just listening to it on video.

It's actually intentional. It helps add impact to the silences that the detectives use. It adds tension and makes the person being interrogated perfectly aware of time.

a unique and cool channel name that is fun to read

@RIPCITY Rapscallion  I kept watching that clock. Watts was with her like five hours!!

I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I believe it's an interrogation tactic that could cause the suspect to feel like the time is dragging on forever.

Got those tik tok noises going thru a speaker from the other side of the wall

Youtuber 10489 NA the most intimidating clock possible! Lol!

Salesman <b>slaps top of clock</b> “This Tok-tic 9000 will wrench the truth out of anyone in under 3 hours”

Salesman *slaps top of clock* “This Tok-tic 9000 will wrench the truth out of anyone in under 3 hours”


he’s literally the real life nick dunne from gone girl holy shit


Ten weeks training,  that is impressive. LOL

Guilty or not, you should never agree to take a polygraph. It is as unscientific as astrology.

Yea I am happy they caught this piece of shit, but the ends do not always justify the means. This test was so contrived and diluted with the assumption of guilt. All that to say, I agree 100% and would even go so far as to say they should be inadmissible or illegal to use in trial.


If the law asks the suspect what they think should happen to the perpetrator, dead give away. They already know it's you.


“I didn’t kill those kids and that wife.”

“I didn’t kill those kids and that wife.”

I know, He did not say “that wife” 🤣🤣 hes a bozo

I know, He did not say “that wife” 🤣🤣 hes a bozo

It’s not fair that he’s still breathing 🤬

It’s not fair that he’s still breathing 🤬

@Jennifer Cleland there is no point bro just wanted to share ☹

@Jennifer Cleland there is no point bro just wanted to share ☹

I dunno, killing them would not be very poggers of me

I dunno, killing them would not be very poggers of me

Hahahaha, this one is definitely the best in the whole comment section, simple and short but has everything there is to understand.

He have the balls to lied and play games with the police that he did not killed them but the police already knew that he was the murderer and killed his own family

He’s already completely disconnected from his family; he never says my kids; my family, my wife.

@TIV67 Playz Ppl been saying that for years. I guarantee you it won’t happen

I do not kill people, that is my <b>*least*</b> favourite thing to do

I do not kill people, that is my **least** favourite thing to do

@G Falk Considering on how you keep commenting back to me yeah it is

@G Falk Considering on how you keep commenting back to me yeah it is

@Jennifer Cleland oh shit, stalking now means reading and responding to a comment? damn son

@Jennifer Cleland yeah it's annoying to learn the differences between "you're", "your" and "you are", isn't it?

THOSE KIDS* THAT WIFE* underline it 20 thousand times

THOSE KIDS* THAT WIFE* underline it 20 thousand times

It’s 3:12 am and this comment made me laugh out loud for real. This pregnant fiancé and that baby did not appreciate the noise. Thanks, Tom K!

RIGHT!!!! "This evil act of cruelty" when the guy interrogating him said nothing of the sort

@Jennifer Cleland No, I am not point is. What about you?

@Jennifer Cleland No, I am not point is. What about you?

@Vidar what you just said makes no sense whatsoever. You should pay more attention in school. It would translate to "die echtgenote" which is in no way rude lol.

@Berend De Jong sniffs his finger MRS. LEWINSKY!
Chappelle is a genius, right?

@Berend De Jong *sniffs his finger* MRS. LEWINSKY!
Chappelle is a genius, right?

Lol the most obvious example of disassociating I’ve ever seen 😂

Lol the most obvious example of disassociating I’ve ever seen 😂

@CellBlockNine of course. Have a great day, mate. Keep up those lyrics. They're fresh

@Underlaw41 Thank you so much. You are a very sweet person and I appreciate it. So many others were mean to me.

@CellBlockNine i initially wanted  to troll you and say your poem sucked eggs . Then I actually read it. It not half bad. Nice work mate. 👍

@Atse Busman Thank you. I take that as a compliment since immigrants work their ass off and try very hard when it comes to grammar.

@CellBlockNine you've got immigrant level grammar

@CellBlockNine you've got immigrant level grammar

@Ana Sanchez That was driving me crazy too.

@Ana Sanchez That was driving me crazy too.

@Sweet Malou is it possible that Chris said, "My love for those 2 girls & that LIFE"??? Although it really did sound more like That WIFE. Thank you for posting the time stamp.

I don't kill people, that's my least favorite thing to do.

I don't kill people, that's my least favorite thing to do.

Hid those kids and hid that wife, because Chris is killin' everyone out there

Ikr, it's not "those kids" it's MY CHILDREN !!!

Ikr, it's not "those kids" it's MY CHILDREN !!!

@Ana Sanchez oh god if this annoys you then god help you when you get to Jim’s video on the guy who beat his girlfriend to death in college. It’s like, in the triple digits, like, for real, know what it’s like?

@Vidar my wife in dutch = mijn vrouw, nobody in holland calls their wife mijn wijf, thats like saying my bitch...

@sabine a me too, but it's nice to have some comic relief

@sabine a me too, but it's nice to have some comic relief

I hate how he says these and those kids. Like if u truly cared u woulda said “I want my girls back more than anything0

I mean...he killed his kids too wtf?? Amazing how satan disguises himself in ppl...what makes a person like this?? it really bothers me that we don't know..

It’s so obvious too. What a bad liar. I can see why his wife wanted a divorce.

My kids and my wife are a part of me.

@sabine a omg me toooo! This is such a terrible story but that comment made me laugh! 🤣

@Jennifer Cleland Oh my, so cringe worthy to read.

@Jennifer Cleland Oh my, so cringe worthy to read.

Mister Justice here’s some more words you can add which rhyme with the “ot” sound - hotentot, bon mot, snot, escargot (if you mispronounce it), bank shot, tater tot, finger cot, slap shot, thot... you’re welcome

@Inquisitor Vex Because I wanted as many people as possible to view my art.

Mister Justice

Why put this under someone else’s comment though?

Mister Justice

Why put this under someone else’s comment though?

@shadyshawn trismegistus in a good or bad way?

@shadyshawn trismegistus in a good or bad way?

@sabine a dont. I laughed too because its funny af

@sabine a dont. I laughed too because its funny af

It’s so annoying how he constantly says the word LIKE  - he’s not a teenager 🙄

Someone attended last year's seminar on how to behave like you have human emotions.

Tom K Yeah, then the investigator looks down ands like “Jesus this guy”

Tom K Yeah, then the investigator looks down ands like “Jesus this guy”

Mister Justice . I also appreciate this 👏 🎤

Mister Justice . I also appreciate this 👏 🎤

Berend De Jong right but we still got people trying to defend that statement unless Watts’

Mister Justice probably the most insightful, artful and poignant rap lyrics I’ve ever read. I actually read it out loud in my rap voice and... whoa. I mean....whoa. Are you Chuck D in disguise? 😅

I am not involved in the disappearance of some people that lived in the same domicile as myself

When did he say this?? Can someone timestamp please

When did he say this?? Can someone timestamp please

Prison Mike with high-speed internet access

@CellBlockNine i liked the part about the applesauce brand being Motts lmao

@CellBlockNine i liked the part about the applesauce brand being Motts lmao

"Kids, wife, family..." <br>Mmmk, is that the order you KILLED them?

"Kids, wife, family..."
Mmmk, is that the order you KILLED them?

He really said "that side" ...what the...😒

He really said "that side" ...what the...😒

@Vidar thats because english and dutch are almost as similar as dutch and german

@Paula Simone Oh thank goodness. I appreciate it :)

@Paula Simone Oh thank goodness. I appreciate it :)

Mister Justice I laughed at “these kids, that wife” your rap is fine!

Mister Justice I laughed at “these kids, that wife” your rap is fine!

@Paula Simone Ummmm, I'm failing to find the humor here....? If you don't like my poetry/rap then that's on you.

Chris Watts likes to smoke pots and he likes a lot to clean bots (robots that is). Chris Watts sleeps on cots and he connects the dots and hates when the weather is hots especially when he has to mow the lots. He prefers the applesauce brand of Motts. But he is not a baby tot (because he is an adult, that is). Oh yeah Chris Watts, his life shall rot in a jail in which he didn't sought but his parents did in fact taught (him better, that is), never again will he sail a yacht.
<br>That's my rap I wrote about Chris Watts. Comment and give me a like. Did you enjoy it? Thanks.

Chris Watts likes to smoke pots and he likes a lot to clean bots (robots that is). Chris Watts sleeps on cots and he connects the dots and hates when the weather is hots especially when he has to mow the lots. He prefers the applesauce brand of Motts. But he is not a baby tot (because he is an adult, that is). Oh yeah Chris Watts, his life shall rot in a jail in which he didn't sought but his parents did in fact taught (him better, that is), never again will he sail a yacht.
That's my rap I wrote about Chris Watts. Comment and give me a like. Did you enjoy it? Thanks.

Wicked Witch it’s only funny for the Dutch

Wicked Witch it’s only funny for the Dutch

That would sound rude in dutch  We say "Dat Wijf" And it means That Wench

That would sound rude in dutch  We say "Dat Wijf" And it means That Wench

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Ikr , there is no My in it at all:( Edit: Thanks for the Likes Guys

Ikr , there is no My in it at all:( Edit: Thanks for the Likes Guys


when you realise the FBI might have your browser history...


I dont think the “those” and “these” kids is that bad because thats how my dad refers to me and my sibs😂


Chris Watts trying to express affection for his children @5:40 :

"I helped make those kids."


What are ways that you can make someone disappear?

You’d hire somebody. You could uh have somebody trap them. You could know somebody who’d do it. You could have somebody else…


Pizza guy : "have a nice day "

Chris : "me and my wife ate cheese pizza i would never kill her i loved thoes kids "

@Winter Pink i can allow a temporary license for you

@Can we have a Podcasté? can I use that come back?? 🤣


i wonder why he was watching that video of his kids on the phone after the test. any theories?


What an odd thing to say “I helped make those kids


I feel sorry for this guy. His wife was an awful woman. An MLM "Hi Hon!" type. Superficial, controlling, duplicitous.


We can all agree he’s literally the worst liar

@BROKE THE SEAL 1) Whoopi Goldberg 2) Obama 3) CNN 4) BLM 5) pretty much every single leftist that lies to themselves about their own intelligence..... The list goes on...

Yeah I mean he's like literally like really innocent like he wants those kids back you feel me cause like he helped make them

LIES it's prince andrew or stephanie laz

Hes obviously a weaker breed of sociopath the way how bad hes lying, he never tries to establish control of the conversation, pathetic.


Why did you do that Chris??You're such a monster.


I would cry panic even if my dog disappeared and they are here talking about his pregnant wife and kids wtf


What kind of psychopath gets up at 4 am to work out!?


The "You're a terrible liar! That's a good thing!" made me chuckle haha. She's such a troll.

I wouldn't refer to her as a troll-she is brilliant at her job!!

she locked him up in that moment lol what a boss

@TyrantTITANIUM it was indeed, she's clearly very good at her job!

It's a little clever line to crush his confidence.


Her question at 14:11 would be so aggressive and hurtful to someone innocent but of course he just dgaf


I swear if I hear him say the word ”like” ONE MORE TIME


20:17 I wonder what was going through his head at this moment.


God I’m like a kid on Christmas when I see you post Jim!

i think its the voice. its so hypnotizing

@David Walsh That would be sick wouldnt it. Not sure how you translated interest in a video with enjoying kids dying but...cant fix stupid.  Triggered much?

Pigeons 420 u wanna blaze some pigeons bruh

I seriously wait for these uploads all week.

Same. He does have the most amazing content!!

God I’m like a kid on Christmas when I see you type another page, Jim...you dirty birdie!


Chris the type of guy who listens to “Earth Radio- Human Music”. How is this guy even human


<b>I</b> got stressed about the polygraph test!!!

*I* got stressed about the polygraph test!!!


This reminds me of a Jerry Springer episode.  "Well, it sounds like you have a nice relationship.  Do you have any idea why you're here today?  No?  Well, this FBI agent has some news for you."


Tomorrow, Polygraph at 11am.  <br>😂 dude should have called a lawyer. And went from there

Tomorrow, Polygraph at 11am.
😂 dude should have called a lawyer. And went from there


“Those”, “these”... he is addressing his kids as if he wasn’t their father. That’s a red flag and big clue right then and there.

@Ken Merriman Good luck trying to convict someone on that.

OC is probably implying they're step-kids.

@Ken Merriman my heart goes out to the wife and kids 💔

Do y’all need a hug or some 😂 going out of your way to dismiss her comment for no good reason

@Mariana Villa Thanks, so long as you're going to keep on this, I'm all for it

@Some Dude great comeback man, keep it up

@Mariana Villa What do you mean where's mine? I didn't write the comment, and if I did I'd probably have said something that amounted to more than just "WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT THING HE SAID IN THE VIDEO WHOA, THAT MUST MEAN SOMETHING SINCE THE NARRATOR VERY CLEARLY POINTED IT OUT IN BOLD RED LETTERS HAHA WHOA"

@Some Dude well at least mine took brain cells. At least I commented an observation rather than negative + and useless reply. Where’s your brilliant observation?

@Mariana Villa If you haven't noticed by now, trying to talk smart in defense of the integrity of a comment that took two brain cells to come up with probably isn't the brightest idea.

@Mariana Villa I'm not insinuating I don't care enough to reply, you see if you had a brain you'd probably understand what I just said and PERHAPS have even made a genuinely thoughtful comment though maybe that's asking for a bit much, idk.

@Some Dude to “not care” you are giving this conversation deep and continuous thought.. really shows how much you don’t care

@Some Dude yet you still comment about my observation.. makes total sense.

@Mariana Villa An interesting observation already made in the video that people probably just upvoted bc they were appreciative of the original observation, which considering that I really have no idea why I would care if you posted it first because it's a generally low effort comment to copy paste something from the video lol.

@Some Dude  they liked that someone pointed it out in the comments, because it’s an interesting observation. Another interesting observation is that some ppl use their energy to comment sarcastic, antagonizing comments because maybe they are pissed they didn’t say something similar first, or they just had a crappy day 🧐 or they are salty for no good reason, who knows..

@Mariana Villa They agree with a factual statement that was already presented in the video, amazing

@Some Dude yeah exactly and that’s why 591 people liked it, cause they agree :)

@Mariana Villa Well of course it's only fair if someone is willing to take the time to point out an observation that literally everyone who watched the video was already aware of lol

@Some Dude wow thank you for taking your time to let me know how impressed you were with my observation lol

Those kids have a good dad...good one detective

Wow what a unique observation that totally wasn't spelled out in bold red letters in the video lol

I don’t think it’s just a clue... it’s everything. It tells the whole story. No loving, concerned parent would dissociate themselves so completely from their own child or children. Under no circumstance would I ever refer to my son as “that boy.” He’s my son. He’s a part of me, and that dissociation tells them everything they need to know about his guilt.

@George Miller "He became the road warrior...a man we've called Max"

@George Miller ah, but dae yae come fae the Miller heartlands? On the Bonnie Banks??? Ahhh there can only be one!!!!!! 😂👍

@George Miller Of course!And that would be me😌

@George Miller Hmm! There can only be one!

I know right, I really wanted the detective to just say "hey dude why tf do you talk ab ur kids like that" wonder what his excuse would be

Mariana Villa......Good to see you have a sense humour Mariana!😃

@Ilikebeaversandeaglesupyourass oh anytime, next one is gonna be next week, Tuesday at 4


The woman with the polygraph is incredible.