You know someones a psycho when they admit that they routinely wake up at 4am to work out.

he starts work early so it’s not. i start work at 7pm, so me working out ~4:30-5pm would be normal for me

Rev. Baphomet at 4am i go and do pee no at 4.06 i do pee sorry.

Rev. Baphomet at 4am i go and do pee no at 4.06 i do pee sorry.

George Mead agreed. It’s not healthy to work out so early right after basically fasting overnight

Uh, people who put how far they ran on little oval stickers on the back of their vehicles are certified psychopaths.

@The Devil's Advocate I love that quote/affirmation.
It's one I aspire for, or try endeavour for, but I am still young.
What do you think ?
My disability training didn't include having to wear the blinkers, and now wear the earmuffs, and now stay in this wheel chair.
In order to receive the "certificate" of passing the EMPATHY check, but, the thing is, I did and completed that, during that part of my own life sequence tapestry threads, but in review, think it was expecting the handicapped, take on more handicap hardship "ways of train the trainer training", and , so , hindsight is a wonderful thing, hindsight is a beautiful thing readers, with regards to, ensuring that I am in a position of not being "defined" by ;
today's times with regards to, "lifestyle and life skills and experience", because, why would I, when my own business, is not anyone else's.
Which permits me, to get it done, the ways in which this is accomplished, as I'm the one, achieving it.
At a reasonable, PACE, as in, not on Balinese time, as in, so, it's near two years in my home, and I have converted the transition and transfers, into, again, having good priority , and timing with, knowing how to integrate the old, with new, and what to choose, and selection process, and, trusting the process.
So, I am just snazzy and dandy and I'm not really.
But, I do have good life qualities, and indoors and outdoors comfortable terrific spaces, that is, manageable, doable, fun, and functional.
So, that's coming through via my own living spaces.
My house, is,
it's beautiful.

@Stephen B "drop the name, drop the name" .
And everyone does it, because everyone has a name.
In real life, everyone has a Christian name.
In the "media/fame/Hollywood" reality, it's part and parcel to do that.
"Word of mouth" is a powerful advertising method/net Stephen, and still comes down to the context, time, place and delivery, through which, "name-dropping" , is done, so, it's not truthful, for my own part, to be applying it in a context or delivery of "famewhore famewhore" type motion, is it ?  But rather, staying real, to what and who my own identity and role, and "name" is, in real life, so the fact that I've just changed my name to "candy Princetown", for example, is only social media "fun and friendly frivolities", but, but, it doesn't stop or change my real person / identity, coming through, as, obviously , for anyone, you, me, or anyone, the best person to be, in everyday Christian real life, is their identity, according to how Jesus Christ "sees" or, made, that person.
William Shakespeare said: what's in a name ?
Being an Australian citizen also means "nickname" use is pronounced, as it's a cultural facet of this way of "identifying", using a nickname, as a means of a term of endearment, or, familiar recognition. (As footy field culture shows).
"Blue, blue, shrimp, shrimp, shorty shorty, Macca Macca, Red Red, Brownie, Jack, Gazza, etc, etc, that whole mechanism of "nickname" application, also, which, also; is able to be misused !
So, our individual NAMES, are how we are "identified" through reality as to how Jesus Christ "names" US.
Then, the individual identity, is real as ; because one isn't being anyone other than who that person, really is, according to Him.
(And not the "footy field" forms of naming, or, "IDENTITY", okay ?
Or, not the "famewhore famewhore" name dropping, forms of "IDENTIFYING" either), because , seeing a person, via His eyes means, you are able to know one's OWN "name", or identity; and one's own :
 HUMANITY / IES ,
 and, it allows entirely, for it in reality and real life, to not be about , other misnaming, misknowings, and misinformation then, as it's only about being viewed as how Christ "names" and identifies one, and I can promise everyone, He doesn't view you, in the same "IDENTIFYING" way, or approach, or manner, as what "famewhore" does, OR the "Ocker" bluey, bluey, bluey, Robbo, Robbo, wazzzaaaaa etc readers, 🤨🤔 "identify" methods or means ,
Does He ? No, He does not !  😣
So, I identify you, via your Christian name, as that's the "reality" , and real and realistic , as to IDENTITY, so,  have a great weekend safe in your own Christian name, and a merry, joyously joyous Christmas and festive season, and a happy new year. 👋🤚✋🍕🥗🍟🥤🍷🥖🌮🍛🥂🍧
And the social game is a group circle, song and rhythm game which involves group and solo participation, and requires even and consistent BEAT, to qualify to play.
The beat is ;
(Thigh) SLAP ,
(✋ Hand) CLAP , slap clap, slap clap, slap clap, and the GROUP CIRCLE song chant in time to the "slap clap" goes:
Who stole the 🍪 cookie, from the cookie jar ? (Someone jesting and brave, calls out an individual's NAME, as implicated as the cookie stealer), so;
CTU AGENT stole the cookie from the 🍪 cookie jar .
WHO ME ? (Named person's line only).
YES YOU ! (Group line comeback)
COULDN'T BE TRUE ! (Named person's line only).
Then WHO stole the 🍪 from the 🍪 jar ? (Is GROUP).
And it goes in a "round".
And the person "called" is, the next "CALLER OUTER" in the next round of the song, okay ?
Which, as the first "caller outer" I called CTU AGENT, and He can't be "caller outer" in the next round, because I blocked and muted him, but I'm just explaining the rules of the game.
😍🖐👏👋👏Slap clap, slap, clap.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar ?
👋👏👋👏👋👏
(Now it's over to someone in the group circle free to join in, and volunteer to have a go, as jesting and brave "caller outer", to call-out who the name of the cookie stealer is .
Over to the group, now.

@Jeremy Fox it's because someone reads an article about the routines of the rich and famous. Shares it and so on and so forth.

I eat leftover squash at 4am after and before I warm my ass on the stove.

I eat leftover squash at 4am after and before I warm my ass on the stove.

If I woke up at 4 am I would've never gone to bed.

If I woke up at 4 am I would've never gone to bed.

@Blain Wilson its actually better to work out in the mornings.<br>I know alot of boxers,mma fighters,or just plain athletes that work out at 4 in the morning.

@Blain Wilson its actually better to work out in the mornings.
I know alot of boxers,mma fighters,or just plain athletes that work out at 4 in the morning.

Onky the strong and disciplined wake up that early every day to workout. Mot the crazy people. The disciplined.

I would think that would depend on one's work schedule as well as personal preference.

I would think that would depend on one's work schedule as well as personal preference.

@shockandawe 👍 good reply my friend. Ok, and it certainly is one hundred percent A-OK and no problems, what so ever.<br>None, not one and no worries , this end.

@shockandawe 👍 good reply my friend. Ok, and it certainly is one hundred percent A-OK and no problems, what so ever.
None, not one and no worries , this end.

@shockandawe and as that means nothing to me, it's another point of relevance , of not having responsibility for.
The "state of mind" isn't available for state and public and "institutionalised" base level bullying, stand over or "mafioso" style of , a complete lack of sophistication and , just on a point of relevance , not my "baggage" (for want of a better term.
One, I'm not a Stalinist, two, lucky for me and everyone else who knows and is of good perception, that, for me not to exert my own fortitude and strength with "home ground advantage", regardless of how much "anger" or "rage" based manifestoes and puritanical passive aggressive forms of communication and phone geek culture culture misuses, all of that, becomes all irrelevant, in so far as the "state of mind", of "home ground advantage".
💪

@Kool-Aid Man my tech work is I'm loving it.
Beautiful home, good wheels, great garage with secret door, garden and vegetables/herbs, home office space, lovely desk,
Windows XP, Intel Desktop design, L.E.D. satellite TV, solar run Christmas lights, mobile Google go phone and camera, community radio, shop, shop, shops, and access to city, and access to fields.
"Thankyou for shopping with the fresh food people."
2019, and there's a happy, happy, happy woman here, really enjoying the sunshine and times.
It's called content.
Could it be possible to be alone and content ?
In 2019 , it is .

@Patti O'dors it's amazing how you spent so much time typing all that, and yet you didn't say a single thing.

@Princess Consuela Bananahammock it's because the average American has allowed the bullshit to spill into every thread of our society.  It's my job to make as many inappropriate jokes about it as possible, since laughter is the only constructive thing I can do about it.

@ctuagent247 why is everything so political to Americans? Even your bad jokes need to be turned into something political. Y'all are ruined.

The mishap with the whipper snipper cutting Christmas lights in two spots along the wiring matters not, for the following reasons.
1) There solar, so no one has been electrocuted.
2) They're fixed. They work well .
3) They're for Christmas only, non fixed other than by masking tape, so on heat days, obviously, that's not my control, other than to fix it , in terms of the reassemble in reattach along that top nail line guide, as the natural direction line, for a straight line of coloured lights, which is done.
So there's no problems, then, is there ?
It is a symbol of the time celebrating.
The masking tape allows for it to be pealed away, with minimal effort, after Christmas.
And that's not every day, obviously, so, still no problems .
No one has been hurt, no harm as been done that couldn't be renewed, so there's no problems.

Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

@Jom Pop lol, you know your stuff. I didn't think you had a problem with their lifestyle. Hey, its all love.<br>We're lucky to experience it. 💖

@Jom Pop lol, you know your stuff. I didn't think you had a problem with their lifestyle. Hey, its all love.
We're lucky to experience it. 💖

@Jom Pop .also replying about HJ. I've worked with him on his early musicals. It was an open secret, even in the early 90s. Their choice to launch his career the way they did.
Honestly,  I don't think things would be approached differently today.
He is a beautiful person.
It's no wonder both men and Women adore him.

@Jom Pop I agree. Very tragic when repression ends in murdous rage.

@Jom Pop I agree. Very tragic when repression ends in murdous rage.

@milkweed reflections this comment has triggered the psycho's 🤣🤣

@milkweed reflections this comment has triggered the psycho's 🤣🤣

@milkweed reflections "super normal" yeah for people that say super normal. Are you related to Chris? 🤣

@Patti O'dors I understand what you mean, like I said I'm way over the "opiates are bad" thing, they're not bad for me they're a necessity.
But with time I have realized that most if not all of my pain is nerve pain and there is a medication that addresses that better than opiates without the side effects from opiates that can be quite annoying.
So it's a possibility because even opiates do not address all my pain which is a 24h thing and this medication lasts a little over 24h. Oxycodone doesn't last more than 6 hours unless is extended release but it's still a annoying to not be able to wake up a little later or having to wake up just because the effect is running out and now you're in pain again.

If there is one problem I don't have is listen to people's tips about health. I worked in healthcare before so people don't even try it with me. Unless they're really dumb and tell me i need "light therapy" (not approved or proven to be useful at all for anything but seasonal depression).

But in any case, after this near decade suffering these issues I have heard just about everything from people who think they know everything about health but don't even know what my diagnosis is.

It's been nearly a decade if there was anything obvious to think of, I've already done it or thought about it. I'm maybe lucky people understand, some took then seeing me have to gi to hospital to understand the severity of things, but I'm not surrounded by people that are that dense or pushy, my friends have noticed that I got better am no longer suicidal and are happy for me.
So idk I'm just rambling now but thank you anyway, everybody knows their limit, I know mine & I'm thinking only of my health here with my medical decisions. I don't have the privilege if being healthy enough to not have opiates and take just paracetamol, believe me, nobody wants to have to use oxycodone everyday.

I am doing pretty good right now things are stable and people are supportive. But I have been in the situations you mentioned & it sucked but I just left those people behind because I really don't need their opinion or homeopathy or diet cure= " no thanks and bye bye "

Thank you for your message
Peace 🕊

@Amanda Rios 😭 ohhhh Amanda.
Thankyou for being brave.
People most certainly do have individual thresholds to pain, and, I certainly appreciate that your own significant injuries, dictates that (opiate) medications are a necessary part of treatment in your health recovery, and wouldn't like you to think that I'm a "no opiate pills" in order to get on top of it, as that isn't my "style" to even assume it, okay ?
And, I'm not a doctor either okay ?
And neither are the following category of professional educators:
Personal trainers,
Kungfu martial arts trainers/instructors,
nor ANYONE whose speech is contaminated with or by; "bro bro bro, man, man, man, or bigot, bigot, bigot !" They're NOT reputed, as having a high EMPATHY threshold. Please please understand this love.
My angle was coming more from a place of, as you understand your own health care matters, situation, and circumstances then, it is not for anyone else to dissuade or discourage you, from, having confidence in your own "sensories" and "instincts", as to how to make the best, of a handicap hardship , according to being in tune with your own resources, implementations and education, as to how that goes, or is, okay ?
And if it includes opiates, then it does.
I would like to go deeper, on sharing my views regarding "pain thresholds" from the standing point, of, in the same way in which individuals have individual pain tolerances, people, have individual "empathy" thresholds towards those, like yourself, who live every day of their own day to day lives with very real pain,  in the sense that, it is wise to avoid those who CLAIM to be understanding of it, but, have no clue. Evident by the conveyances of "making comparisons".
Eg: My sister's husband's cousin's daughter had a similar situation and they did this that and this and so if it worked for them, it can work for you, so you need to do this, do that and do this and stop complaining and being so negative and get over yourself because, if they can get better then so can you . . ." Blah, blah, blahers who throw "comparisons" ; or, just people in general, who come across as being "EMBROILING", in your own health matters, when it's nothing more than bitchy busy bodies trying to enmesh themselves in something that is absolutely none of their business, and, only comes across as manipulative, or "but I'm in the know, you aren't, so do what I say !"
That type of attitude.
Okay Amanda ?  Which is why I mentioned the affirmation of : it's not my reality.
Because, the reality is, that the "they think they're BETTER than everyone else" speakers, DON'T know, how anyone else "thinks". (Because that's what is projected if and when, one says : " YOU'RE NOT ME, an opinion is something you ask for, and I'm not seeking yours on my healthcare !"
Catch my drift Amanda ?
(They're out there alright).
I would like to share a poem, my grand aunt Mary, wrote me, many years ago, before she passed away . . .
"Life is mainly froth and bubble,
Two things stand alone.
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own."
She was an amazing lady, and stoic, and strong !  So was my grand aunt Mary.
I just wish you very best wishes and regards and prayers you brave, brave woman.
Thankyou for extending trust , to me, and sharing
your plight with me, as it helps to make me feel loved, and, appreciated.
🙏✨🤗☀🍷🍞

@Patti O'dors I have the same dosage of opiate for the last 2 years which is nearly impossible to achieve. I have had some accidents that pinched and damaged my nerves & lost some subtle movements that are important for balance, they said I'd never come off of the wheelchair and I did I tried a plethora of things, but I decided to rethink my reluctance to not "take drugs" my pain was very acute, I couldn't sleep, eat anymore, i went up from normal to 7 suicide attempts in a year. I was in so much misery, this imo is not manageable without medication, I'm still in pain, it's just tolerable now.
I am all too familiar with pain, but I've reached my limit before my accidents I was a junior karate champion in my state & I went on to the navy, but then I had accidents that damaged my nerves.

From the middle of my back down i feel like a hot knife is slicing deep into my legs and even my skin hurts where in some areas it's numb. Even with all the progress i am not able to move my toes which makes falling a risk. That I try to avoid because that ended up with me falling off the stairs and getting back on the wheelchair & having to recover all over again & now more nerve damage.

 Medically i finally got the right to palliative care only because my condition will not improve over time in any significant way, but I'm happy I can still walk although with limitations.

I'm happy for you that you found a good way to manage your pain, i tried to manage mine as best as I could but it was affecting my will to live to a point of it becoming unaceptable.

Every few weeks i go through 2 to 3 days of withdrawal so that I don't have to raise my dosage, its been working & im now 2 years free of suicide attempts so I think it was worth it. Or worthier than to live but wishing I was dead daily. No amount of medication or therapy helped me and they decided ti try opiates & it worked.

Some people are more resilient and while I have always had insane pain tolerance everybody has a breaking point & I had reached mine.

Keep on going friend. I wish you all the best and yes. Tuning out g yoga helps me manage the part of the pain not addressed by the medication.

I think soon I will try a specific medication for nerve pain & see if I can ditch the opiates

Thank you for your message

God bless you too!! Not many people understand what's like living in pain
♥♥♥

@Amanda Rios sorry to hear you're in pain love.
And trust me I understand, I do, do, most definitely do.
Um, I think, it's very interesting what the avoidance of feeling hurt and pain, may lead people to act out, isn't it ?  And, the thought processes with which comes with trying to find ways and means to "DENY" it's infliction.
For me personally, and my quest for trying to control, contain, subdue, eradicate its (pain) stronghold over me, meant I embarked on learning as much as possible, about occupational therapy and pain treatment avenues.
How to "switch it off" so to speak.
Movement, exercise, use it or lose it, ignoring and escaping it via music/singing, physiotherapy, chiropractic, kinesiology, dietary, "remedies", you name it, I researched and tried it, tried, tried it, just to not let hurt and suffering, become my own "legacy" love.
Why should I, or anyone else, become enslaved to something that's a "reality", when, when, IT IS NOT MY REALITY.
So, I just became so very driven in psyching my own mind and body, into hitting the ignore switch to its stronghold, pushing through it, getting around it, past it, and beyond it so that I wasn't living with it.
Cost me thousands too of course.
Today, I still live with pain, lovely, but, it's at least in a contained space whereby, I can still complete an everyday task that so many just take for granted, for example:
I can carry out a conversation with you, that is meaningful and significant, which means something to me love, because there was a time, when, I just couldn't, just physically, mentally, or emotionally that wasn't possible for me to do.
It's wonderful, and a long, long, way back, from where I was.
God bless and keep you. 🤗🍞🍷🍕🍟🥗🍩🥤

@Patti O'dors i have chronic pain g I wake up at 5 from pain. But props to you because after nearly 8 years of chronic pain I'm now on oxycodone, so I take my pills & sleep again.

But I understand what you mean.

I think the no need for sleep & psychopathy relation is that they might not get as emotionally drained, they tend to have less depression than any other person with a personality disorder. So maybe they're less mentally tired not being burdened by emotions & don't need a long night of recovery.

I think waking up early is not necessarily a sign you're a psycho, but I know a bunch of psychos & they do just fine with little sleep & are ready to fuck shit up by 6am.

I use to do that. Bang 5.00am start aerobics at home, then walk, walk, walk, then gym, the group community aerobics.
But, it wasn't to do with being psycho. It was to do with curing being a cripple. It was to do with physiotherapy. It was to do with pain management. And, it was to do with breaking through the pain barrier, to get to the endorphin release whereby it was, well, it's like experiencing an orgasm.
That feeling of blissful, wonderful state of nooooo pain, no pain, in my body.
That's what was driving it.
But that was then.
I grew out of those years.

I know a psycho & he does just that. He nearly killed a few people.

Not saying I am friends or close to this person. But I know

I laughed so hard when I read it cause the thought came up  immediately

That's seems rather super productive honestly

That's seems rather super productive honestly

He had to keep up with sex 5 times a day with NK.....

He had to keep up with sex 5 times a day with NK.....

Up at 4am means you go to bed at 9pm.  That is double crazy to me.

Up at 4am means you go to bed at 9pm.  That is double crazy to me.

What about if you are going to sleep at 4:00 am? 🙃

What about if you are going to sleep at 4:00 am? 🙃

Rev. Baphomet lol. True. That’s just nuts.

Rev. Baphomet lol. True. That’s just nuts.

@ctuagent247 some people just can't let their politics go no matter where they are.

@ctuagent247 some people just can't let their politics go no matter where they are.

That is definitely a tell tale sign, as is cruelty towards animals (at a young age).

That is definitely a tell tale sign, as is cruelty towards animals (at a young age).

@Sid Vicious lmao Fucking hilarious description. Very effective.

@Sid Vicious lmao Fucking hilarious description. Very effective.

Guess im a psycho? Ive done earlier as well.

Guess im a psycho? Ive done earlier as well.

Rev. Baphomet damn my partner does that I thought he was looking at me weird the other day

It's a strangely common workout schedule, in Colorado.Source: I'm a transplant to this state.

@Kelly Diprospero The Jim can't swim's breakdown of the interrogation of Colonel Russel Williams' is genius.

@Kelly Diprospero lol just noticed ur on a marathon like me

@Kelly Diprospero lol just noticed ur on a marathon like me

Hugh Jackman wakes at 4am to work out.
There's much he's not telling us about....apart from effusivly praising his 'wife' every chance he gets...
Hugh..'don't touch my f'kn weights!!'
Jackman.

Sid Vicious mate that’s the funniest thing I’ve read on the comments section

Sid Vicious mate that’s the funniest thing I’ve read on the comments section

@Alleyway Jack <br>Go to the gym after work you psycho.

@Alleyway Jack
Go to the gym after work you psycho.

Work at 6am, go to the gym before work.  Literally 'super normal' shit.

Work at 6am, go to the gym before work.  Literally 'super normal' shit.

@milkweed reflections Super normal for psychos and people that say "super normal".<br>That's something a psycho would say.

@milkweed reflections Super normal for psychos and people that say "super normal".
That's something a psycho would say.

My ex is a Democrat, and she wakes up at 4am to work out, so I'd say you are correct

My ex is a Democrat, and she wakes up at 4am to work out, so I'd say you are correct

Sid Vicious <br>Graphic description of your morning farting routine mate. I can almost smell them from here

Sid Vicious
Graphic description of your morning farting routine mate. I can almost smell them from here


These examiners are so smart and highly trained. They legit do not get enough credit. How do you do that so well knowing you've got a killer in front of you? I would be sweating through my pants lol

Its more than just knowing a murderer is in front of you. These guys have to be psychological masters and understand certain cues and know when to confront and when not to


i could really use that ice cold dew she brought back in


The polygrapher listing off all the ways to kill someone and getting him to join in was the biggest troll I've seen on this channel.

An innocent person would freak out and tell them to stop saying things like that. I would be pissed if my family went missing and they were asking me ways to murder someone

Rather insane. If I was having the test and was innocent, NO way on earth you would be discussing such ways.

Had they already found the bodies by this time?

It was eerie. He just kept going on and on, kept listing ways. It’s almost like he was going through everything he considered doing


When the polygrapher asked him the last question and just stared at him, didn't even look at the results, I literally felt secondhand dread.


Did anyone else find it seriously odd that he kept using the word "barrel" when it came to what he wanted when his kids came back. (He says it several times in episode 1 of this series) <br>He was so careful about avoiding mentioning what he actually did when answering how many ways there are to "make someone disappear" eg smothering/strangling yet he kept saying how he wanted his kids to  "barrel in/into him" having put his daughters' corpses in a barrel/barrels. In his TV interviews when he says it, it is the same frickin day he has put them there.

Did anyone else find it seriously odd that he kept using the word "barrel" when it came to what he wanted when his kids came back. (He says it several times in episode 1 of this series)
He was so careful about avoiding mentioning what he actually did when answering how many ways there are to "make someone disappear" eg smothering/strangling yet he kept saying how he wanted his kids to  "barrel in/into him" having put his daughters' corpses in a barrel/barrels. In his TV interviews when he says it, it is the same frickin day he has put them there.

The video is called the mccanns: embedded confessions

I just listened to a verbal analyst and he notes how people who are lying will slip up in language this way : e.g. a guy said he was "drowning in emotions" or something and the search found his daughter in a body of water

@Gill. A We mustn't forget that this evil monster carried his dead children to the top of those oil tanks and he then squeezed their lifeless bodies through the small openings.

His favourite game has to be Lylat Wars. Explains why he is so immature.

@Littlewings85 Haha I know! I watched a new video after this one & had commented & had a few notifications on my tablet, I clicked on the wrong reply lol 🙈 I know CW didn't get the death penalty I'm familiar with that case.<br> I bet you wondered what I was talking about?!! 🤣😂

@Littlewings85 Haha I know! I watched a new video after this one & had commented & had a few notifications on my tablet, I clicked on the wrong reply lol 🙈 I know CW didn't get the death penalty I'm familiar with that case.
 I bet you wondered what I was talking about?!! 🤣😂

@Gill. A no problem at all. I was a bit confused as he didn't get the death penalty lol! 😂

@Littlewings85 Oops I do apologise, I commented on the wrong post lol it wasn't about this man regarding the death penalty, it was another one before this in my notifications. Sorry

@Gill. A  the jury didn't agree or didn't get the choice (not sure whether the death penalty was available to them) as he was sentenced to 5 life sentences plus a number of years for the termination of his wife's pregnancy. Either way he was not sentenced to death so you can't say that the jury agreed with the death penalty.

@Littlewings85 I agree with it just like the jury did. 👍

@Gill. A I disagree with the death penalty, it serves no actual purpose. By the time all the appeals etc have run through, if it is still even legal in that state and their sentence hasn't been commuted to life then they'll end up serving the same amount of time as a life sentence anyway. It costs more to execute a prisoner than it does to keep them locked away indefinitely and it's not a deterrent to crime. It's a "get out of jail free" card. Instead of spending every single day in a jail cell, bored out  of their minds with no freedoms or choices they get for their suffering to be over.

When a victim is tortured or a person suffers from a terminal illness, when they pass it brings comfort (to people with those particular beliefs) to think that their suffering has ended and they are now at peace and no longer in pain. How then is that also a punishment for someone who commits these horrific crimes? They don't have to spend every day thinking about what they did and the consequences of their actions. They don't have to spend every day locked up without access to the people and things they love etc, if you execute them, their suffering is at an end.

@Littlewings85 I’m late to the party but yeah that’s disturbing

@Littlewings85 I understand. I'm fascinated also I watch a lot of true crimes and have no criminal record nor am I a bad person but it does intrigue me the criminal mind.<br>I watch a lot of American stuff as well as our own UK true crimes.

@Littlewings85 I understand. I'm fascinated also I watch a lot of true crimes and have no criminal record nor am I a bad person but it does intrigue me the criminal mind.
I watch a lot of American stuff as well as our own UK true crimes.

@Gill. A yeah pretty much the same thing, they're barrels.

I know that it is a commonly used phrase, I'm not questioning his use of it in a general day-to-day sense - what I mean is that he is sooo careful of every little word he says from the start. He avoided saying the ways he actually killed them when answering the "name all the ways to make someone disappear" question deliberately and yet he says the words "barrels/barrelled/barrel"
 several times. My guess would be that he doesn't give a shit about the wife, but on some level he feels guilt and/or remorse about the babies. Perhaps using that phrase he is hoping to get caught or fine catharsis using it as his "confession".
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Personally I find  it fascinating! Obviously it is horrific and I wouldn't wish something like that on anyone (not even Donald Trump! 😱🤣) but the criminal mind and the way each one works is unlike anything else.

But they weren't barrels, they were massive oil tanks? Or is that what you call them?
I use the word barrelling, as in "the kids came barrelling into me yesterday!
We use the words barrel rushing but I haven't ever murdered anybody..😮

@Ciara Smith could have been but I think it was a subconscious slip because of how careful he was about his wording. If he felt any remorse at all I would guess it would be about the kids.

What if that was like a joke to him in his head

Wow, I missed that. You should do that for a living.

@Ott thanks lol, I'm a lover of words and language so I will often wonder why someone chose one particular word over another with the same meaning. It tends to stand out a bit more to me than others for some reason. That and I've been a true crime junkie for more years than I care to admit to or think about 🤣

I honestly think it was a subconscious thing, maybe a kind of Freudian slip? He probably felt more guilt for killing his babies than he did his wife which could be another reason why he could admit to killing her but not them (other than a better chance of getting away with it if the jury believes the story). His wife was in the way of his new relationship so she had to go but his kids were collateral damage. Not only would he have to care for them on his own if his new relationship didn't work out long-term - depending on when he actually kills her he could have ended up a single father to 2 or 3 kids and neither option is easy (I live with my sister, her husband and their 3 kids and even with the two of them - and me when I am able to help out - 3 kids is exhausting! I couldn't imagine doing it with a supportive partner, let alone by myself!) but he would also have to look them in the face every single day as they grieve their mother's loss, grow more and more like her everyday and lie to them about what happened. Maintaining a huge lie is difficult, to maintain it for decades with kids especially, who will ask questions they don't understand are "inappropriate to ask" and want to know every little detail about their mother and would spend their lives working to find whoever murdered her to bring them to justice - that would be impossible.

Is it this guy who was basically texting his mistress during the initial meeting with the police? (There's another case that is very, very similar to this although there were no children (apart from an unborn one) in that case and he put his pregnant wife's body in a river or lake rather than burying her - I get the two confused sometimes.) If it was this guy then she was supposedly *PISSED* because the investigation was essentially how she found out he was married with kids, he first said he was single and then eventually said he was married but they were separated. So he could have been thinking that their relationship was on shaky ground before then and couldn't face raising kids alone so decided they had to go too.
I think if he is capable of feeling some kind of remorse it is for them, not his wife and unborn baby, which could possibly be the subconscious reason for his choice of words.

@Ott thanks lol, I'm a lover of words and language so I will often wonder why someone chose one particular word over another with the same meaning. It tends to stand out a bit more to me than others for some reason. That and I've been a true crime junkie for more years than I care to admit to or think about 🤣

I honestly think it was a subconscious thing, maybe a kind of Freudian slip? He probably felt more guilt for killing his babies than he did his wife which could be another reason why he could admit to killing her but not them (other than a better chance of getting away with it if the jury believes the story). His wife was in the way of his new relationship so she had to go but his kids were collateral damage. Not only would he have to care for them on his own if his new relationship didn't work out long-term - depending on when he actually kills her he could have ended up a single father to 2 or 3 kids and neither option is easy (I live with my sister, her husband and their 3 kids and even with the two of them - and me when I am able to help out - 3 kids is exhausting! I couldn't imagine doing it with a supportive partner, let alone by myself!) but he would also have to look them in the face every single day as they grieve their mother's loss, grow more and more like her everyday and lie to them about what happened. Maintaining a huge lie is difficult, to maintain it for decades with kids especially, who will ask questions they don't understand are "inappropriate to ask" and want to know every little detail about their mother and would spend their lives working to find whoever murdered her to bring them to justice - that would be impossible.

Is it this guy who was basically texting his mistress during the initial meeting with the police? (There's another case that is very, very similar to this although there were no children (apart from an unborn one) in that case and he put his pregnant wife's body in a river or lake rather than burying her - I get the two confused sometimes.) If it was this guy then she was supposedly **PISSED** because the investigation was essentially how she found out he was married with kids, he first said he was single and then eventually said he was married but they were separated. So he could have been thinking that their relationship was on shaky ground before then and couldn't face raising kids alone so decided they had to go too.
I think if he is capable of feeling some kind of remorse it is for them, not his wife and unborn baby, which could possibly be the subconscious reason for his choice of words.

holy shit i never noticed that, that’s so intriguing. i was wondering why he picked the word barrel instead of like ram or bear hug or something. you have an incredible attention to detail!

@RUBY he said it a good 2 or 3 times. It was really odd to me considering how careful he was to avoid mentioning what he had actually done (strangled them) but kept saying he wanted his kids to "just barrel in and give him a hug" etc.<br>Freudian slip perhaps? Maybe subconsciously he wanted to be caught and punished for what he did to his baby girls?

@RUBY he said it a good 2 or 3 times. It was really odd to me considering how careful he was to avoid mentioning what he had actually done (strangled them) but kept saying he wanted his kids to "just barrel in and give him a hug" etc.
Freudian slip perhaps? Maybe subconsciously he wanted to be caught and punished for what he did to his baby girls?


Polygraph lady reminds me of Columbo.

Always saying the worst thing a suspect could hear and playing it like it was a perfectly innocent comment.

Downright psychological torture.

Not like he doesn't deserve it, though.


This is painful to watch, knowing he's a liar. And she knew, they all did. I can't imagine being the one sitting there, waiting for him to lie. Knowing he WILL lie. So sad.


The way he says he really wants them to come home sounds like a teenager that is forced to say that they like something. It’s gives me chills


The only thing I can take from this whole entire thing is just the overwhelming question of “why?” And just sitting there shaking my head in disbelief. Rest easy Shanann Bella Cece and Niko, and all other innocent lives taken in the face of pure unbridled evil. ❤


I’ve been polygraphed before (for a job) and it’s super nerve racking even if you have nothing to hide. That’s why they can be unreliable because you’re heart rate and blood pressure increase based on nerves alone.

@shunsuke of course I know that but that wasn’t part of my statement. It was a general statement


As much as I love seeing these interrogators break these guys down, I feel like this only works if the suspect is guilty. If your goal is to get somebody to crack (aka freak them out before they take a polygraph test) then you’re not focused on getting to the truth. I could see these same interrogations fucking innocent people up and making them feel guilty when they’re not. Thank god they don’t admit polygraph tests in court anymore. I wonder if they admitted tests like this as evidence before, where the suspect was made this uncomfortable before hand.


“I had nothing to do with this act of like… evil cruelty or whatever.” - Chris Watts.


Very strange how he refers to his own Children as "These kids" instead of "My Daughters or my Children"

This guy should have never been a father. A clear sociopath


They always tell you that your a bad liar then say "but that's a good thing and it means you are a generally honest person" to shake you if you are lying and reassures you if you are telling the truth. They also often tell you that you failed or the results were inconclusive in order to gauge your reaction ( someone telling the truth will usually react very aggressively and emotionally to hearing that).


I did not kill anybody but I felt so much anxiety watching the interrogation. These questions and techniques are intense. That guy must have felt ready to shit his pants.

Yes yes.. even I also cannot sitting in there even I'm innocent.  Some questions are intensely intense . You cannot answers in smoothy way if you even innocent.  So think how this guy's situation was


I’ve never seen someone so guilty about something in my life


At the exact moment when Coder says “When we find the guy, they’re going to come home”….I truly believe that Chris knew that Coder knew that they were already gone…..


I like to imagine the Polygraph lady just asks her visitors all the ways you could murder somebody for her own amusement. Like it has nothing to do with the actual procedure, but she just likes being reminded of all the ways you could murder someone every day. And that makes me laugh 😂 i know it’s not the reason why she asked that question, but I like to imagine that’s her reasoning for my own amusement haha.


These two cops are spot on..Great police work..They keep everything in control.You can feel the grip they have on this monster and the grip only gets firmer.
 Terrible case ending the life of a great mother and her wonderful girls,,God Bless them.Glad justice came down on this monster hard..


Everybody knows the polygraph test is a piece of garbage except of Chris Watts. He felt so cornered that he accepted everything in order to get out of his situation and he failed miserably.


I like him “analyzing” the detective whenever he does that stare or looks at the photo and after like 40secs decides “shit, I gotta say something else. why is he thinking so intensely.”


"This act of cruelty..." for all he knew they could have been in a hotel somewhere. They'd hadn't been missing long. He was slipping like an ostrich on ice.


Chris: "I felt like I could do anything" (after he murdered his family...)
Also Chris: deposits bodies in an oil depot with a truck that reports his gps position over the internet

Chris: "I felt like I could do anything" (after he murdered his family...)
*Also Chris:* deposits bodies in an oil depot with a truck that reports his gps position over the internet


it's crazy to me that ppl don't auto ask for a lawyer. all of these interviews and no lawyer. . . but i guess if you're trying to NOT look guilty, maybe you wouldn't?


I just love the way he tries to deny till he gets by, but like when has that ever worked in the history of criminal interrogation?


Chris is the definitely the "murdering nerd" type of person just from his responses lol. It's so weird to watch and compare his personality to people I knew in school


The detective is so calm... He knows what happened before the interview... Wow...such a Man... Serving the TRUTH...


She is scary as a polygrapher, she had the polygraph exam double as a second interrogation.


"Let's talk about ways you could murder someone"

Chris: S A L I V A T E S


Idk if it’s because I know in hindsight hes guilty, but i feel like during the polygraph I could hear a difference when he lied.


I hope during all of the questioning someone questioned why he would wake up a 15 week pregnant wife who got home at 2 am (likely not in bed till. 2:30) to talk about a separation? That idea is insane. I know he didn’t do that, but seriously I would question him of that.


What freaks me out is…he’s so clearly full of shit…but if I were questioning him, I’d believe him because I can’t comprehend that someone like this exists.

Makes me so much more impressed with this woman…and I also feel sad for her. Because she sees the world so much more differently than I do (less naively than me, I should mention)

@Vade Retro you might as well have posted “you’re watching this video on YouTube”…yes thank you for your contribution. So, scale of 1-10, be honest.

@Pastel Sky Studios Why so nervous? I just stated a fact.

@Vade Retro how miserable are you in your general life? On a scale of 1-10.

@Vade Retro 😲 omg I didn’t realize this !!! You’re so smaaht


Like like like…he loves that word. How a man can refer to his two missing daughters as “these kids” is a sick evil person who needs death penalty.


This detective is the one they call when they want results.


I love this lady 😂 she came for blood. I was so anxious as if I was taking the test and I had killed the wife and children 😭


Having never killed anyone I imagine if someone asked me how to make people disappear, I’d be like, “you probably have more experience with that than I do.  I don’t make people disappear.”


Who hasn’t lost their temper at some point in their life lmaoo in relation to the question on the lie detector, anybody that says they have never ever lost their temper is either exceptionally calm or lying 😂


It irked me how many times he would say “I just want a knock on the door and have my kids rush me and push me to the ground I miss them so much” it’s like he literally couldn’t think of anything else he missed about  his kids, bc any normal parent would want to see their smile, hug them, but no, HE has to be one receiving the attention from the kids, it shows how narcissistic he is that he can’t can’t even pretend to want hold and love on his own kids again, he has to the one centered as if HE was the one missing


That woman and the theory behind polygraph testing are awesome!

"The good news is you're a terrible liar." Probably had him sweating bullets lmao.


Man, hearing him divert away from the questions instead of answering right away gets on my nerves. He overplayed being innocent. What an idiot. 🤦🏻


Dude I am cringing so hard at all of this like props to the detective for not just finally being like. Cmon bro lol obviously you didn't prep for this stage and you're a terrible liar I'm just gonna tell you right now no death penalty if you just end this and take the life imprisonment you said the guy deserves. Wow. Just wow man.


he used the 'barrel' tackle thing twice I think. the sweet cinematic visual of when loved ones (even pets) embrace one another. that must be what he sees in his mind as a great feeling of what humans feel when they embrace loved ones because he doesnt show he feels it. He just says shit lol


Talking to the lady polygrapher is like living in the Introduction to the Opposite.


He's so sick how he killed his daughters 🥺 and his wife and unborn child it's just wrong there was no reason for him to kill them he could've just got a simple divorce sense he cheated him and his wife had arguments because she knew it's not fair


This guy doesn’t even bother to ACT like he is worried or missing his family what a disgusting monster 🤬


I wonder what was going through the polygrapher's mind in real time when she saw that chris was lying.


The coolest part about this is right now, there only one person in this room who knows the truth l, but in about 5 minutes, there will be two


you gotta be convincing and be sneaky with it to make them show signs if they are guilty or not, he’s tweakin no kidding everyone thought he did it because he’s showing every sign in a physiological way that he killed his own family. these people study the human mind and physical reactions in every way possible.


I'm shocked that he didn't just try go on the run or even kill himself rather than go back in, he was clearly going to get caught.


Just by counting the times he says "like" they could have known easily he was lying. In one phrase he said it 5 times!


Worst liar I've ever seen how did he think that this was just going to go away


I'm confused - did they already know they're dead by the time the test is conducted or is it coincidence that she mentions smothering and strangulation?


See? We are trained by the media to hate "cops", but we need a professional policing apparatus. This is what we need. Professional, organized, dedicated police, and every police force has them.

No one hates professional organized and dedicated police.


Whenever she literally told him how he killed them was so fucking insane, I wonder what he was thinking when she said that


"You are AWFUL at lying"
"Okay I'm ready to fail pass this test for sure" 😐

"You are AWFUL at lying"
"Okay I'm ready to -fail- pass this test for sure" 😐


When she said smother someone, had me thinking they knew exactly what happened.


I don’t know how people can sit through that. I would throw up my guys even if I wasn’t guilty. That kind of high pressure situation, good god. And I mean could you imagine if he didn’t have anything to do with it and he’s just a weird ass dude with anxiety? Bad day for him man


Never ever talk to the cops without a lawyer even if you are 100% innocent


I do believe he had help and is protecting others imo...but totally deserves to be where he his that was an awful crime 😔 doing what he done to his lovely wife and babies 💜💜💜💜


Even after three years especially now Court sentencing I never believed the story kill those girls at the site I think he killed both of them in that house. I think that's what she was looking at her phone that the girl's bed was empty


the obvious resentment when he says “When you have kids they come before everything” … sick


I don’t believe he has any depth of knowledge how much Shannan loved him.


I find it ironic that he says that day I wanted to wake her up and tell her that .. Kinda like final death wish.


you can tell that he thinks he can beat the machine by his monotone answers.


Narrator: "This question is easy to answer if you're innocent, but difficult if you're guilty."
Interrogator: "How would you make someone disappear?"
Well I would be fucked if she asked me that, guilty or not. I don't even know how I would begin to answer that, especially under pressure


Detective: When we find the guy, what do you think we should do to him?<br>Chris: (⊙﹇⊙) 😶

Detective: When we find the guy, what do you think we should do to him?
Chris: (⊙﹇⊙) 😶


I know they are doing these jobs for the good of the people but I don't think I could ever truly trust a cop as a friend


This detective is the best I've seen among all of JCS videos

@Plastic omg detective Jim Smith is absolutely amazing. I love him. He's from Canada I'm pretty sure. Interrogated Russel Williams among many others.


Glad the polygraph worked, but they are forsure a interrogation tool more than anything


police are underrated. Thank you for keeping everyone safe.


How can a man every be such a dork that he commits such atrocities against his loved ones?! Must he have had a childhood in which he was also thoroughly spoiled that he just became rotten to the core?


I think any innocent normal person would be yelling at these people....find my family!!! I don't lie because I'm a really bad liar lol


These video interrogations are showing criminals what to do and what not to do to try and beat the system.


imagine if they were teachers or principles and they were questioning you about who threw an apple at the classroom window...no thanks.


These are absolutely intriguing!! New subscriber!!😊😊


Imagine some serial killer watches all your videos and end up killing many unnoticed


3:15 it says the detective never mentioned violence, but he actually did. Granted it was earlier, but still


'don't try to act if you're not an actor' i don't know where i read this but this fits here completely... It was so obvious he was making a failed attempt at acting concerned and sad


Around 16:00 in if someone asked me those kinds of questions while my family were missing I'd fking snap! I would flat out put them and that machine through the fking wall! Man don't make me think that shit could be or has already happened to my wife and kids!  #1 sign right there for me that he did it. How in the world could you give those responses as an innocent person knowing YOUR family is missing and could have experienced that!?


polygraph is not working on me, cus no matter if i am telling truth or not, i feel huge pressure when i sat in front of a police officer, it not because i crimed or did something, it is just my natural react to police, feeling nervous cant talk fluently, their uniforms their guns all give me pressure.


"I want them to run through that front door and grab me" knowing he put their blanky over their mouths and snuffed their life out <b>psychopath</b>

"I want them to run through that front door and grab me" knowing he put their blanky over their mouths and snuffed their life out *psychopath*


I'm glad that woman polygrapher is in the investigation and the video.


LMFAOOO telling him he’s a terrible liar is HILARIOUSSSS


he cant even call his kids his or his wife💀💀, second he said “oh the person who did it will go home safe right?”


I love this page so much you are a great the way you ended it


The level of narcissism to never lawyer up


When she asked him all the ways a person could die/disappear I really wish he just kept listing different crazy ways for like an hour straight... Like bizarre ways from that TV show 1,000 Ways To Die.


This polyographer is just fucking w him and i love it


Hope binging all these videos doesn’t put me on a watch list 🤣🤣


10:26 “so believe me….it’s been hard for me to hold down a relationship because of how good I am at this” lol


"why would i do it? i care immensely for those young carbon-based lifeforms that i created"


Is your first name Christopher?
       Yes
Before 2018 did you ever lose your temper with someone you cared about?
       No
Did you physically cause Shannan’s disappearance?
       ₙₒ

Is your first name Christopher?
       *_Yes_*
Before 2018 did you ever lose your temper with someone you cared about?
       *_No_*
Did you physically cause Shannan’s disappearance?
       *_ₙₒ_*


What is it with most murderers killing their loved ones then when they get caught they start saying “ we were fighting, arguing, o he/she did this so I had to kill them, self defense” some BS


I'm a little bit unsure of why the polygraph tester would want to heighten his anxiety before starting the test, since the first thing you do with it is establish a baseline and if his baseline is really high you won't be able to tell when it spikes from telling lies.


I love how the polygraph lady is wearing jail stripes >:D subtle "you're going in the clink, buddy!"


He lacks Empathy. He can feel sympathy towards himself but when it comes to other people it's all fake emotions. He just thinks "what would a dad feel right now" hes detached himself mentally as a person.


That polygraph lady is terrifying, I bet her kids would never try to steal from the cookie jar


tbh i wouldve done the lie dectector test all the way from the beginning.


The whole thing is silly. He wanted them gone so he can have another life, ok we get that.... But how did he expect to not get caught, or nobody will wonder where did they all go, where are the bodies, people don't just vanish. The guy is very dumb to not think about the whole thing. He could have also just walked out of the house and never seen them again and started his new life without having to kill everyone. Strange


took a poly twice theres a reason they arent admissable in a court of law


I wouldn't last ten seconds in a polygraph test!


@1:28 the suspect asks a question as if to inquire if he will get the death penalty if found guilty. Forgot to include that. ;)


That clock would make me feel like I’m in the principals office


All these investigators are more creative then Speilbreg....he never had a chance.


I am feeling so nervous rn about these questions bro. If i was that guy i would have sh*t my pants 👖😂


ohman i feel sorry for poly-lady´s kids, they will NEVER get away with anything :)


How does one say what is true to the world, i.e. "kids, spouse, me" 'thats what's most important' in order....he knows normal people think this way so he repeats it knowing he's killed the kids and the spouse so all that's left is the "me" ....wild. it's so surreal to understand insane people's lies without ever being able to understand what it's actually like to be able to be so cold. Like....enough schooling and knowledge, you can trap an insane person and get a guilty verdict. But one can never know wtf really goes on in their fucked up heads to just walk through tragedy like they aren't responsible for said tragic events.

To watch him struggle to come up with memorys of them that he clearly is already over is gross. Oh i miss the kids...uh...throwing chicken nuggets at me. I bet he was mad he even had to remeber that now that they're gone and in his world he's free


"it would be really stupid for you to come in here and take a polygraph if you had anything to do with this."

"Like, like, like."


good video my guy keep up the good work fam


That polygraph machine was probably ready to overheat and blow up the minute he started talking


When they walked back in.and sat down ..Tammy is winding up.a wire...I wanted to confess myself...I'm sitting here like ok yeh I.give up 😬


Using the word "like" 3 or more times in one sentence:<br>Guilty!!1!

Using the word "like" 3 or more times in one sentence:
Guilty!!1!


This woman is a BADDIE oh my god we stan her


CW: "I can like definately pass...."<br>Interrogator: Lessgo!!!

CW: "I can like definately pass...."
Interrogator: Lessgo!!!


16:25-16:26 ::: In Chris’s mind “I should have done that.”


I would fail a polygraph test if someone asked me if the sky was blue or not.


Wow the way you ended these videos man. Good fucking job, VERY dramatic. VERY effective.


Those kids? These kids?

Why not my kids? That was also a huge clue in retrospect.

*Those kids? These kids?*

Why not my kids? That was also a huge clue in retrospect.


Chris: “I have never cheated on my wife”
Officer: “Oh ok”
I cannot 😩😩😩


this man makes me puke with disappointment his job was to protect them from the world i cant


Final interrection with his phone, felt that.


why is he special to use a polygraph. i watch alot of these videos on jcs never seen a polygraph this case is just fishy


He never one time said His children’s names he kept calling them “these kids”

He did say their names at least one time.


Thing is most sociopathic people ace polys. Cause there is no emotional response like most people experience, so nothing to detect. But uncertainty In socios can illicit similar responses. Hell he could've been thinking about what he wanted for lunch and the poly woulda picked it up as a false response. These people are GENUINELY scary AF. Psychos exhibit very similar and often universal telltale responses. Not sociopaths. They are almost completely disconnected from the world and society as a whole. These emotions he's faking? He actually is. He has probably never experienced them and is just mimicking what he had seen before. But you can't sell it if you've never owned it. :/<br>Edit: LOTS of his speech is very disassociative. These girls. Those girls. My wife. No names. No "ownership". Also, lots of his speech goes back to violence or aggression of some kind. This evil act of cruelty. I don't care if they burst in the door and hug me to the ground and bust my head open.

Thing is most sociopathic people ace polys. Cause there is no emotional response like most people experience, so nothing to detect. But uncertainty In socios can illicit similar responses. Hell he could've been thinking about what he wanted for lunch and the poly woulda picked it up as a false response. These people are GENUINELY scary AF. Psychos exhibit very similar and often universal telltale responses. Not sociopaths. They are almost completely disconnected from the world and society as a whole. These emotions he's faking? He actually is. He has probably never experienced them and is just mimicking what he had seen before. But you can't sell it if you've never owned it. :/
Edit: LOTS of his speech is very disassociative. These girls. Those girls. My wife. No names. No "ownership". Also, lots of his speech goes back to violence or aggression of some kind. This evil act of cruelty. I don't care if they burst in the door and hug me to the ground and bust my head open.


My ex was a sociopath and was able to pass a polygraph. To them they're never guilty so they can do it. He's dead so that's good


Ugh “those kids”.... “these kids”. YOUR KIDS. It’s crazy how he is hinting that he is de attached


Hook the polygraph to the electric chair so he gets fried whenever he lies !


He does not say "my kids" he says those kids


I died at “highly seasoned”, idk if that’s an actual term but it made me cackle, fuck Chris, I love her <3


Did he reslly failed it?

Or they just said that he failed


To be real though.. if anyone in his position was innocent, they might act the same way out of nervousness and stress from the whole thing anyways.. like every person is different with how they react to questions and the situation..

Lots of his behavior was still weird, even for someone under intens stress. I'll just use one example, why did he call his own children repeatedly "those kids"? Woudn't any parents just say "my kids" ? And he said it multiple times, the officer even played him on that but he didn't notice.


He had a chance to run instead of going next day for the polygraph he being guilty should have just fled to Mexico 😆


Never talk without your laywer, even if you are innocent.


Good video!! I love em but the voicecracks of this man
14:42  15:50
xD
I'm just being "hOnest"

I can't haha

Good video!! *I love em* but the voicecracks of this man
14:42  15:50
xD
I'm just being "hOnest"

I can't haha


Aww man hope I never kill my wife and kids, the anxiety from these interviews would kill me


This dude really trying to sound like he gives a shit about his family and failing EPICALLY! (yes I spelled it that way on purpose)


referring to his kids "those are my life"
Cant make this stuff up

*referring to his kids* "those are my life"
Cant make this stuff up


Damn when they said he was born in 1985...I was like waaa that grey haired guy is my age


Right off the bat, he asks if he's gonna get the death penalty duhh, it doesn't matter, if there is, they will


I love how they explain exactly why cops and the polygraph testers say and do and things they do…How many people have watched sh*t like this and first 48 and beat them at their own game??


I have watched the JCS videos so many times😆


I wanna take one of these, where can I buy one of those.


They didn't even need the polygraph. His voice shook with every lying no he spat out.


Notice how he says "those kids" and not "my kids"


Why wasn't a Polygraph done on Casey Anthony?


You're a good dad. Not all dads buy their kids second pair of clothing and....cook eggs.
This cracked me up.

You're a really good swimmer! The way you didn't drown in that puddle is amazing.


The moment he started using all in past tense.....


This detective is probably like "oh my god, this is going to be the easiest case of my career."


That polygrapher is trolling him so fucking hard I love it


This woman is good pretending she's just doing a polygraph and being his friend.

Larrymcjones <b>That’s him officer 👮♀!! Thats the horny!</b> 👆

Larrymcjones *That’s him officer 👮♀!! Thats the horny!* 👆

Chris was still holding out for a sticker and a lollipop at the end

guys please stop bullying my dad Larry my mom just left him for her tennis coach and he's really lonely

Larrymcjones did you have to make it that painfully obvious...

@Yaboibunsen hahahaha you should be a detective 😂😂😂


They are 99.4% accurate and actually no they can not be beaten. People have read up on the internet how to beat the polygraph and it gives you a number of countermeasures ideas to apply and they do not work. A well trained polygraph examiner is fully aware of all the countermeasures like for example; putting a tac in your shoe manipulating your breathing cuz people have heard that it works but really it doesn’t cuz the examiner sees that everything you are doing is not natural. If any guilty person passes the test and this person is in fact guilty of the allegations, the the polygraph examiner has no business conducting any more exams and should in fact be fired cuz clearly and obviously this person is NOT qualified in any way , shape, or form to conduct polygraph examines because of his/her gross negligence with the exam. And I don’t care if anybody wants to argue the matter, these are simple irrefutable facts that have been proven time and time again. Dan Ribacoff is one of the world’s greatest leading and most experienced polygraph examiners out there and he explains in absolute easy to understand details exactly what they do and how they work


“The amount of love I have for my family is exponential” <br>His face: 😐

“The amount of love I have for my family is exponential”
His face: 😐

@Matheus Strelow zero multiplied exponentially is still zero

@Matheus Strelow Exactly 🤣🤣🤣..he sounds so ridiculous using "big" words.

Yeah but what he did to them is so linear -  intended goal, identify obstacles, eliminate obstacles,  goal achieved...<br>Except for a seemingly good plan, it is coupled with a good wrench... NA threw him a very surprising wrench...

Yeah but what he did to them is so linear -  intended goal, identify obstacles, eliminate obstacles,  goal achieved...
Except for a seemingly good plan, it is coupled with a good wrench... NA threw him a very surprising wrench...

He obviously doesn't know what exponential means

It was creepy how little killing 2 kids and a pregnant woman affected him


“If these kids”...... how about “if my children”. 🤡🤡🤡


The funny thing is he doesn't realize that the test began(and ended) before she actually started the polygraph.


Chris "if I keep talking they can't ask me questions" Watts

Is this from parks in rec I swear Lesley says something g similar in season 1 ep 2 I just started watching that show

"If I keep lying, they won't see me pissing myself"<br>-Probably me in an interrogation.

"If I keep lying, they won't see me pissing myself"
-Probably me in an interrogation.


those questions during the pre polygraph phase are incredibly smart. If he actually was innocent, then they would come off as reassurance that his innocence would be proven and he'd feel more relaxed, thus more likely to pass the test. But if he is guilty, as in this case, then the questions would heighten his anxiety and make him more likely to fail the test. It's a dual active technique. Very clever.


You can physically hear the change in his voice when he’s lying about shanann on that test.

@Fenella Druce Knock knock? Who's there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, your place, you and I.

Parker E I'm with you Parker. If you had been insulting or tried to make the person who made the error feel small, I would feel differently. However, the use of simple correction to me is perfectly acceptable. By the way, for real, I really enjoy a website called vocabulary.com, it's got awesome quizzes and challenges where you can compete with a leaderboard and earn trophies etc. it's a really good way of broadening your vocabulary and the good thing about it is there are people over there who haven't been completely dumbed down by textspeak and spending their lives on device since birth lol. Never apologise for being intelligent and never dumb yourself down to "fit in" with everyone else. God bless love from the UK.

Circunflexo based on your comment, I put it to you that you are under 20 years old, and that your Mention of 2014 asterisks harkens  to a time during your "internet prime time" where you were spending a lot of time on Facebook or messenger being corrected. Only a child would bring up something like this because only a child would find it either cool or uncool or passé or important at all that a correction method might be outdated. Just to let you and the 2014 early teenage you know however, that the use of asterisk to show a correction has been around for many years, it's used in proofreading and editing etc. for example a boss will use an asterisk to highlight a correction when reading through a document his or her secretary has typed for him. This knowledge also shows me that you are young and that you haven't got too far into your education, at least not on an academic level.

@Break me a peice of that football cream lol

wow people. English is not my native language and I always tell my friends, to please correct me if I use the wrong words or if a sentence is wrong. chill the eff out, I'm sure he only meant to be helpful.

@P. Egan don't worry Parker, I enjoyed your correction.

my man Parker got the living shit roasted outta him lol. sorry for assuming ur gender. dont be triggered

@Jarthen Greenmeadow I'd be honored to have your children. At least they wouldn't be stupid.

Yep! Maybe he was trying to beat the test in those moments

@ Parker<br>Wow I MUST agree! Your petty online nitpicking is so... so.  COOL!! I bet the ladies throw themselves at you and all the guys wish they were like you...

@ Parker
Wow I MUST agree! Your petty online nitpicking is so... so.  COOL!! I bet the ladies throw themselves at you and all the guys wish they were like you...

Parker E oh Parker you’re soo edgy correcting people online. I bet you’re real fun at parties mate


SHE NAILED HIM IN SUCH A COMFORTING WAY.

4:19 Me telling my dad that I want to go to art school

Lunesta Let me ask you a question: Before 2018 did you ever feel the need to be pegged in a comforting way?

Lunesta anime pfp=likes getting pegged, noted


this case continues to fascinate, disgust, and perplex me. I have never been more confused about a heinous murder....this devil is an enigma. He also appears to have a VERY low I.Q., I wonder if that played a role in this.


I've watched SO many videos of this frigging case, but yours are so damn incredible, man. 👌👌👌

That's why I purposefully don't watch any other videos on this case and wait for Jim to upload instead :D


I hate listening to him talk. It's so cringey and obvious he's guilty, and knowing the verdict in advance makes it even worse.

@L1vingAshlar It's weird I lived with this friend for a while and, because of the constant lying and fakeness, My sister and I always got the weird feeling he could do something like this. Like we piss him off one time and he kills us in our sleep or something. Eventualy my sister and her fiance moved in withh him again, idk why, and ended up getting the same feeling that they werent safe.

@DRAWN Don't think this is the right community for you lad.

I hate listening to him as well but it’s fascinating. I want to learn how to identify body language and spot liars.

I have a “friend” like this. Whenever he lies he sounds just like this guy . Thinks he’s a great dad and amazing person even though he constantly lies and doesn’t have empathy towards others

Especially with his "like like like" all the time.

@Bink I'm impressed, it'd be hard to just call him out. Ask him why hes such a scumbag, lying through his teeth about the murder of his own family that he 'loved'.

Imagine how the interrogators felt. It’s impressive that they kept totally cool and calm listening to this guy lie so poorly. It makes me cringe so hard.

It would be interesting to see how an innocent person would be in this situation..God forbid it happens to anyone else,but someone who's never been in a police station ,emotional with worry or grief etc,terrified intimidated

I agree. The monotony in his creaky voice just makes it so obvious.


We need to take a minute and give credit to those agents. They’re doing a great job. Thank you for keeping us safe 🇺🇸 🙏


I don’t even think Jomboy can translate that @ 4:38


It was actually comical watching him trying to say that he clearly wasn't lying, as if the test was wrong.

Ikr. Like they were going to pack their bags up and move on to the next suspect.

Polygraphs are unreliable, but useful when it comes to people that don’t know that.


Thats a badass polygrapher. She was made for that job.

@Claudette S
Tammi is still suffering from this senseless murder.
She said she has cried more than this damn man. 😔
They knew he was lying from the start.
I send my love to each and everyone who worked on this case. 💗
They will never be the same again. 😔

Shit made me nervous and I'm just watching the video lmao

Shes CBI . Colorado Bureau of Investigation. Badass chick lol

Super confident, kind and able. You can't say one bad word about her.


He defends himself the way my old roommate would deny eating my leftovers

It was an act of harm and cruelty that deserves life imprisonment?

yeah like you can ask all my friends I would never do something like that I would never eat anyone's leftovers. like, I helped make those leftovers, I loved them exponentially.


This dude couldn't get away with anything he makes it so obvious he's guilty it's painful to watch


I refuse to codone what he did but at this point is when he should of zipped his mouth and lawyered up


I really can't understand why he had no love for his own children. It makes me wonder if we truly know anyone in this world. Those girls were beautiful and full of life and he robbed them and the world of their light, who knows what world problems they would have made better.

Just a guess, but I am guessing he no longer considered them his children. No reason to take something that didn't belong to him. Pretty sure his thought was that they were her children.

@walking paradox - I’m in the Mental Health field, so I know. A good book is Psychopath Free by Jackson McKenzie.

@ReSearcher Susie thanks i be scared all the time xoxo

same i feel damned thinking of the cold blood. like how. why. i-

@ReSearcher Susie you wanna learn about Narcissism? Go check Sam Vaknin

The YouTube channel called “Live Abuse Free” explains how to recognize and deal with Narcissists. She also analyzes Chris Watts and other murderers.

There is something deeply wrong with him.  He’s likely a narcissist and a psychopath.


It's just so hilarious that this man thought he was coming off in such a positive way he never asked for a lawyer and takes a polygraph test!


Man I can’t imagine how a father could kill his kids. I will never be able to understand how he did that.

@JayblesTO I would wager that even the vast majority of clinical sociopaths couldn't murder their own young children...

I think I have a theory of his motivation. His wife was leaving him probs blogging to take the kids n he sees them as his property and in a fit of rage acted out of character.

The only time I could understand that is when they are teenagers .

@BluffCreekStudio what kind of stupid comment is that?!

Joe Brunner So your taking the position that it’s understandable that he murdered his entire family because of something his wife may or may not have done? If so I think you should quit drinking the koolaid.

@BluffCreekStudio yeah, it's all his wife's fault. What was I thinking....

his wife was a financial dominatrix. if YOU were spent into oblivion while she was lying about the kids being sick to get attention on social media? he was driven crazy

@Mary Gomez egocentrism, sense of entitlement, no conscience or empathy, pawning off their bad deeds on others. Living beyond their means and just assuming they will get what they feel entitled to. Also good to add, malignant narcissism isnt on the DSM-V Its not a personality disorder. It's a "percieved personality trait" . People try and say hes not a malignant narcissist because you cant aquire a personality disorder later in life. Which is true. But they would be thinking of narcissistic personality disorder. Which he does not have.

@JayblesTO  what are the signs of being a malignant narcisist?

Hes a sociopath, and a malignant  narcissist. hes completely devoid of any sort of empathy. It's a completely foreign concept to people like him.

Only he alone knows,  saying he hope they are safe 🙄

I know. I hate killing a spider in my house.

You're not supposed to understand it because you're not a twisted killer


He is so thick to think he would get away with it.


Dude..... I am hooked. Totally hooked on these videos. I can't stop watching them. I can't stop staring at the perpetrators it's so damn interesting to watch a killer try and be calm. Only the psychopaths can do it well. Chilling stuff. Keep it coming this is good stuff.


Polygraphist: "So thank you for being such a bad liar, Chris!"

* Chris_Watts has left the chat

@popeyethe29th I 100% agree with you. Anybody who knows the science behind it, and why it isn't admissible in court, would be a fool to take it.
The polygraph is useful only as an intimidation device for police interrogation.
And Chris Watts was dumb enough to be completely bamboozled by this interrogators expert use of the bluff it provided.
Although I am troubled by the ethical considerations inherent.

Lol. Sorry to get deep, but I guess that summates it.

@Another stimulating comment well there is a reason why it isn't receivable as proof, because it is really unreliable. In fact it isn't used at all in most civilised countries, but the USA cling to it for some reason.

I know in this case he really was guilty but polygraph is a shitty device that shouldn't bee used anymore

I thought this was a joke, turns out she actually fucking said that lol


That lady was highly skilled. She ran through the most important steps before the test even began. The test was just a bunch of smoke and mirrors to try to get him to confess.


I know this is so serious but “a lot of dads don’t... cook eggs” made me cackle

I love how the detective just kept lowering the bar so Chris could limp across it.

@Ian Turner Obviously. If you have to ask you are 100% flaming gay.

I’m a dad and I cooked eggs last night. I’m really not getting the admiration I deserve.

@Prius Girl 🧚♂<br>I'm 100% sure that comment was not serious

@Prius Girl 🧚♂
I'm 100% sure that comment was not serious

@Ian Turner no. If I was a guy and wanted an omelet I would make it. Guys put too much importance on if something is manly or not. It's ok! Lol


I get nervous when my boss calls me in to discuss "something", I can't imagine what he must have been thinking at this time.  But then again I never killed anybody.

Donnie Willis Don’t spread BS you pretend about people around

@GJL Creative Studios Yup! That's truth.

That is very natural. You don't have to be guilty to feel nervous.

It's enough when mom say my name and we got to talk..

I KNW right!!!!! he's jus so a matter of factly !!! I knew he was soon as the 1st live news you could see his smirk smile in his talking 👀 on his face they ain't comin back cuz they dead!!!! now can we get done with this interview cuz I got some Effidence in house I didn't get cuz NA called you all f' d up my scene I hope he rots in the &' I don't think he should b getting any mail frm nun them sicko beiotch's swoon letters bout his hot he is blaa gags me fr real

Brooks Carlson well he’s such a narcissist he thinks no one can figure him out.

@Brooks Carlson how big are your hands? Lol I have a pair of gloves I want you to try on

lmao Richard Prior has a joke about this. "When a white dude gets called into the office to get fired, he don't even know it. When the black man gets "Called in to talk" we go "HERE WE GO MOTHA FUCKA. I KNEW IT WAS COMIN"

Quit chitchating ang get back to work!!Lol

if you didnt do it you would get pissed off when accused. He never gets mad. He's elusive the entire time

PsyintZ <br>I wonder what his plan was if Nicole never called the police that morning, just pretend they disappeared and nothing ever happened or take off ...

PsyintZ
I wonder what his plan was if Nicole never called the police that morning, just pretend they disappeared and nothing ever happened or take off ...

Pretty sure he was thinking, "Gosh, I really hope I can get away with this... but I'm starting to think I may not."

@Lavar Ball Well there was that one black out night where I woke up in OJ's house

Me too....I get nervous/anxious every time I see an email or a call from boss. I'm like ...."what she wants now?".


It’s amazing that this guy has the balls to think he will actually pass this test. He is acting so blatantly guilty me and any Joe Schmo knows it

@I Lift Things Up And Put Them Down boot treat?

I Lift Things Up And Put Them Down

 Yeah, he was already fucked. He had no other option aside from fleeing the state.

The SCHMOE is the best sports journalist.

Its not that he thought he would pass. He was hoping they believed him and gambled. Its like the guy who voluntarily gave his boot treat to police when thats all they had, in hopes, they wouldn't call the bluff.


THIS CONTENT IS ON POINT! So intelligent and well spoken.


What a terrible liar, he can't even be convincing about having love for his kids. This guy really thought he was gonna get away with it, what a joke

@LePAUZ He wasnt a psychopath or a sociopath he was diagnosed with  narcissistic personality disorder and he finally snapped

right?  not a tear, not a single hint of sadness, urgency, panic, grief... just totally calm and normal.  what a dummy

He doesnt seem all that bright. Should have just lawyered up.

The fact that his master plan was ruined within hours is so satisfying. He thought he was so smart and could cover his tracks and he didn't even make it back home before the cops were there along with a team of suspicious ass neighbors.


That lady makes me want to confess to my grandma that I was the one who ate those cookies and not my brother

@kkheflin3 smart people or people who understand psychology do, it's not intuitive but most intellectual pursuits aren't

Your 300 pounds, so the proof is in the pudding.

Then who did eat your brother... pause... 🤔...👀... we can wait😊👍

@Hugh Mann That was so cold when she said that LOL

@Hugh Mann Because a neurotypical (normal) person can't wrap their minds around how a sociopath thinks.

none of what you've told me here today, makes any sense.


I don't even have children and I already miss them more than this guy misses his own wife and children

The most arrogant persons think they can outsmart everyone.


“This act, of like, evil cruelty or whatever”<br>-Chris Watts

“This act, of like, evil cruelty or whatever”
-Chris Watts

cs probably cause he’s nervous. Many people overuse words such as “ like” when they’re nervous or under pressure.

Polygraph Lady: You could....strangle someone? She is thinking: This guy is so low IQ it is kind of embarrassing.

His over use of the word "like" is such an annoying tick.

BAZOOKA JOE!! Nah that has WAY too much personality in it to be a Chris

He said act and no one even accused him of violence yet lol


What threw me off the most and told me he was guilty was when he kept saying "these kids" instead of "MY KIDS".

Exactly my thought!! That sounds so "creepy?" (dont know if it's the right word for this). Never ever heard parents call their OWN kids "those kids" instead of "my"

yup and if you watch the one before this, when the interrogation first starts, the detective himself says “someone knows what happened to these kids and your wife..” then IMMEDIATELY said “i’m sorry for saying these kids, YOUR KIDS”

@mike bazinga he does mention them by name at least once, at 5:40. But he says it right after saying “these kids”. so dark

it was also weird that he never mentions them by name too


Imagine failing a lie detector then saying “i promise its wrong.”

@sarasthoughts they aren’t admissible so they ARE a gimmick, it’s just meant to scare the person but it can be helpful as well. You can beat a polygraph but a change in heartbeat or sweat on your brow are good signs of a lie

They're just gimmicks, they prove nothing and shouldn't even be a thing.

Worse yet he just replied "ok".   Jesus.  He couldn't even fake shock or confusion that he failed.

They're not very reliable or admissable in court so that's not all that surprising if it were said by someone else who was actually innocent.


Chris: <b>What do humans like???*…. “Ugh I really want those kids to throw chicken nuggets at me 😐” *nailed it.</b>

Chris: *What do humans like???*…. “Ugh I really want those kids to throw chicken nuggets at me 😐” *nailed it.*

@Mayra Isabel when I heard him say that I choked lol

"humans" you nailed his alien thinking, nice

the first things that came to his mind were memories of them irritating him.

I liked this comment before getting to that point of the video, thinking you just made up the most ridiculous alien trying to be human word jumble. Holy eff, he actually said that.

I bet he almost slipped and said "what am I supposed to say if I didn't do it" but thank goodness he only thought that

Chris: uhhh what would a worried dad say “I want them to tackle me to the floor and bust my head open” *nailed it

I shouldn't be laughing at this comment given the nature of the situation in the video. But this comment made me laugh.

It's so true though


When he says "She WAS such a girly girl." That turned my stomach. How could you think about your daughter and who she was and not break down that she's GONE. Sick man!!!


Imagine being this Polygrapher lady’s child and trying to li to her after your mischievous behavior.

But what if she’s really good at lying because of the fact that her mom is a polygraph tester

Whenever my mom asked me something, she 99% already knew the answer to that question; so just wanted to see if I would lie or not.

Haha, I tell my little girl "You can't fool me, you're my daughter. Don't think you can lie to me."


Wow, this guy is such a narcissist he can't even pretend to want to destroy "the guy" that's responsible. It was sickening seeing him stumble over his words  like, "Um, well, um, I mean, life in prison is fair." He might has well have confessed right then and there.


The woman was wearing black and white stripes to get Chris used to his uniform for the the rest of his life

@John Glass ah yes the classic see your future technique

I'm pretty sure the uniform was just to Orange by the time he was arrested

@_Red_Panda_ Yep. I was planning on becoming a corrections officer in order to be a positive influence on prisoners (or at the very least take up a space that could otherwise be filled by an extremely abusive, racist and/or exploitative person… I live in the south.), but I realized that my presence would make absolutely no difference and I would still have to enforce the rules of this corrupted institution and would still pose as an oppressive force regardless of my intentions. Our prison system is so remarkably inhumane and the prison industrial complex relies very heavily on recidivism.

They don't use that anymore in state prisons. However I once dawned one for 10 days in county

@ً idfk man i don’t even remember doing it, let it be

@Ott did you really have to put “/j” holy shit who would take that seriously

pretty sure prisons use all different colors depending on state

@Eye Conqueror think the black and white was introduced in 1906 or something, not trying to be that guy just figured it would be cool to know.

That's a great point! It's funny Chris drove to the police station that morning a free man and thinking he would beat the test. But once he drove there he would never leave or go home again. What a crazy feeling!

@Theodore Raz well, if you see pics if him in jail now its actually dark green. Some (rare) jurisdictions actually do use black and white still

@Theodore Raz its a joke basically, i dont think u have the mental capacity to take a joke

God, another stolen comment.  Get some originally son. Think for yourself.

If she did it intentionally that's awesome

This is known as the "see your future" technique.

Lol I never caught that.  That would be such a mind f*ck


This is so anxiety inducing that I''m actually scared about failing these tests while being innocent 💀

And it's possible if you're too anxious. Although it isn't likely to be A direct fail but rather inconclusive.


“You remembered to lie and everything!” Had me rolling 🤣


“Thank you for being a terrible liar”. Straight trolling him lol.


Two words - The Polygrapher - She’s terrifying & amazing all at the same time 😂 she knows her job and she does it WELL! 💥


chris talking about his kids is me talking about how getting my degree was worth it

You mean that degree.
*detachment from association

You mean _that_ degree.
*detachment from association

john mulaney trying to convince himself that his english degree was worth it:


"Chris Watts Polygraph Test," in addition to being a great band name, should also be a phrase used when someone taking a polygraph test gives rambling, 18-minute responses to basic questions that causes the machine to beep and buzz uncontrollably before bursting into flames.


the polygrapher: “did you write the number three?”
chris:  ⁿᵒ

i don’t think you need him hooked up to a machine to tell when that man is lying 😅

yea there was a clear difference between the lies and the truths it was hilarious

Yes the voice cracks when he would say no vs the relaxed tone in his voice when he said yes


Officer: asks me a question
Me: (I better give him all the details so he knows I have nothing to hide, trusts me, and those details will then help them find my loved ones as quickly as possible)
Narrator: "Giving long answers containing all the details is a sign of guilt"

God I hope nobody close to me ever disappears under suspicious circumstances.

Officer: *asks me a question*
Me: (I better give him all the details so he knows I have nothing to hide, trusts me, and those details will then help them find my loved ones as quickly as possible)
Narrator: "Giving long answers containing all the details is a sign of guilt"

God I hope nobody close to me ever disappears under suspicious circumstances.

Well the way he went into detail wasn't useful information. It was like "yeah and they liked chicken nuggets and would throw them at me" instead of actual useful, good details

Same 😭 i literally try to gather every detail in where i'm at incase of a dangerous situation

@random.ars0nist_ all of us sitting geese in jail

SAME THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, LIKE,YOU NEED TO GIVE AS MUCH DETAIL AS YOU KNOW TO HELP THEM,AND NOW I'M GUILTY? WAAAH??

This made me laugh so hard, I would do the same shit. Give every detail so they know what everything looked like


Sad. He didn’t understand how lucky he was to have such a beautiful family. He never deserved them in the first place. He’s an evil monster.


I am so glad this guy was so arrogant and cocky that he was stupid enough to answer a single question WITHOUT a lawyer.  Thank god for his arrogance and the fact he is now locked away forever.  This could have ended very badly if he never said a word and had a lawyer day one. Most likely an acquittal. I love how good these detectives where and how great they did their jobs!


Does anyone else think it's odd when she asks "What are ways to make someone disappear?"  he jumps to listing ways to kill someone not just make them disappear?


3:56 What a staggering projection of guilt. In his feeble attempt to play the grieving husband & father, the murderer revealed himself when he said he wishes his kids would run through the door, tackle him and bust his head open.


I believe he was so desperate to hang onto his side piece that in his mind, he truly believed he would get away w the murders because everyone considers him a docile and nice guy so he would never be a suspect.


"If you did have anything to do with the disappearance, it'd be really stupid of you to come in and take the polygraph today..."<br>This is funny. Sadly, polygraph tests are not 100% reliable and have failed many times. If I were innocent, I wouldn't trust a polygraph test on my life.

"If you did have anything to do with the disappearance, it'd be really stupid of you to come in and take the polygraph today..."
This is funny. Sadly, polygraph tests are not 100% reliable and have failed many times. If I were innocent, I wouldn't trust a polygraph test on my life.

@Cassandra Agreed, stupid people fall for this kind of stuff easily.

Yeah, they know they’re pretty worthless as a test, but great as a “scaring the shit out of someone who’s guilty” tool.


I don't think I would be able to maintain this conversation if my loved ones were missing. They went on for a while talking about ways to kill people and they are just missing at this point.  He looks so guilty talking with the polygrapher.


The way his tone changed when answering truthfully or lying was so painfully obvious


You don’t even need the polygraph on him.  The answers to the questions about the whereabouts of his wife were answered with trembling tone of voice.  It is clear as day…you can hear the way he answered


If I had lost my entire family in the span of 48 hours they would have to put me on a gurney and wheel me into the polygraph test. Where are the tears? This animal is an abomination of a human being, and I'm being generous here.


Bro he's probably the worst liar I have ever seen. And he thinks he can fool the system? He has the audacity to request a polygraph? It's like he's read a "How to lie" book and now all of a sudden he thinks he can lie. Like bruh even elementary school kids can lie and be more believable than you.


I can imagine how somebody could kill his wife in a fit of rage or something (I’d never do that, obviously), but I can’t begin to imagine how one could kill his own children. It just doesn’t fit into my head.

???? do you know how horrible this sounds? how you are infering that a woman's life is less important than a man's offspring? what a horrible comment.

Especially for an affair?? That's what divorce is for! I seriously hate that ahole. But the polygraph lady makes me rewatch it now and then.


Wow amazing job during the polygraph interview. She was so professional and totally in control!


I appreciate your concern with finding my family but anything can and will be used against me and I want to exercise my right to remain silent and request and attorney thank you!


I freak out & start stuttering & literally shaking when I get pulled over & hand over my valid license, registration & <br>Proof of insurance, lol. Idk how anyone can take a polygraph or be interviewed by police without displaying extreme anxiety & stress the entire time.

I freak out & start stuttering & literally shaking when I get pulled over & hand over my valid license, registration &
Proof of insurance, lol. Idk how anyone can take a polygraph or be interviewed by police without displaying extreme anxiety & stress the entire time.


I really hope that someone with the intention of doing something awful never watches these videos. That scares me.


Had no idea polygraphs take four hours to administer; seems they kept him a very long time before beginning the actual test; I know they wanted a confession, but that seemed odd.


Detective: I need to know about you and your wife’s marriage issues.<br>Chris: I didn’t cheat on my wife

Detective: I need to know about you and your wife’s marriage issues.
Chris: I didn’t cheat on my wife


The entire time <b>ENTIRE TIME</b> he only says “those kids” or “these kids” it’s never “my kids”

The entire time *ENTIRE TIME* he only says “those kids” or “these kids” it’s never “my kids”

@sswaaayzeeee Uh, when you’re in an intensely emotional and stressful state, you’re not going to EXCLUSIVELY say “those kids” and NEVER say “my girls”, or call them by their actual names. He distances himself from any connection or ownership of them. They aren’t his daughters, they’re just “those kids.” It’s a pretty obvious look into his perspective, and it’s not the same as people who say “those kids” in more casual settings. Not sitting in a f***ing interrogation room while your wife and children are missing.

He would always say "these" "those" and "the" when referring to the kids, him and Shanann both did so for people to say that is pretty dumb. I know a lot of people that use those same words.

Exactly. I know parents might refer to their brood as “the kids” in casual conversation but it feels so uncomfortable hearing how he speaks about them. Not, “my girls” “my daughters” “my kids”

@Atif Qavi he said my kids, in first part !!!!!

And never once mentions his unborn child.


0:34 neat! As soon as I heard the detective ask the question I reflexively said "death sentence". I wonder - there must be some types of innocent people that would take this moment to argue about the ethics of capital punishment or something


i can literally hear chris' mind going "oh sheet i am fuvked" when he heard the polygrapher complimented him being a bad liar. 😭


What a great detective. That interrogation was smooooooth


I'm surprized Watts didn't hit on her for a date since he's obviously devoid of any feeling for the ones he killed.  Now he gets to write an O.J. Simpson book"  "IF I DID IT".    He even sat there while he whole family is missing and played the 'what if' game with this detective.  If that doesn't show he hilled his family, nothing else would.


People like this is why I've decided not to ever bring children into this disgusting world.


That lady doing the polygraph test is a freaking LEGEND!!!!


I like the detective’s tactic. Corner him, to put pressure on him and give him the photo and just stay quiet. Let him incriminate himself.


Has there ever been a more guilty person on earth than Chris watts


That pause technique at 5:22 was done perfectly.  The detective just stared long enough to make Chris directly reference and even touch the photo the detective was staring at.  *Chef’s Kiss.  Well done, sir.

Also - burn in hell you Monster.

That’s FBI Special Agent Grahm Coder. He’s a Master Interrogater.


Chris, for future reference, this is how you respond to these questions: Wtf are you asking me these questions?! Just go find my f***ing family!!

Haha he can apply this lesson if he ever murders his prison husband (I'm assuming Chris will be the bottom)


"Thank you for being a horrible liar " damn this lady


@5:44 "I helped make those kids." "Nothing means more to me than 'these kids.'"
Said every dead beat, absent "father." What an abstract, inhumane way of referring to people you say you love.


Notice how Watts words the answer to the interrogator's question at 3:17: "I did not cheat on my wife".
When people tell the truth, they are more likely to use contractions and speak at their typical speech delivery rate. Watts does not, instead saying "did not", perhaps to make himself sound more trustworthy or very likely did so without realizing, hence shedding light on this lie. He also speaks far more slowly and evenly in a possible further attempt to muster as much credibility as possible.

Just a little detail I noticed while watching this.


The way he kept on saying "these two girls", you'd  think he wasn't their father...smh