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Popular Girl With A Big Ego Is a *YANDERE* For You! ASMR Audio Roleplay || [ F4A ] || { Kitti Minx }

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Comments (archived 2023-06-01 10:48; 28 top, 40 total comments)

Max Harter 2021-11-05 06:48:40

As soon as she said the thing about the tires, my hands would have been around her throat. You do not touch my fucking car.

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Brisk XD 2021-12-15 13:46:38

😂 Yup I'd go "Yandere" mode for my car too

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The Spectacular Spidergal 2021-10-28 20:26:01

Yandere audios heal my soul
- Lots of love from me and Wario

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CIA 2021-11-02 15:18:56 (edited 2021-11-02 15:29:51 )

YOU CUT MY HAIR??

“For some reason his friends didn’t want anything to do with me.”

Maybe it’s because you cut peoples hair without permission!!

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Trevor Phillips 2021-11-08 08:26:54

Please I’ve had my barber grow hair before.

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Willy Wonka 2021-10-29 15:46:50

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Zacharia Sourani 2021-10-30 05:49:32

with the golde ticket ?

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cheese 2021-10-30 14:21:57

What if I eat the golden ticket

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Familia Herrera Perez 2021-10-31 17:17:32

What happened to the oompa loompa that ate the gum?

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Ken R 2021-11-01 13:52:05

I really enjoyed the story, thank you!

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Yugo 2021-10-29 05:05:37

A huge ego yandere popular girl? How could I not watch this?

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franco veron 2021-11-25 02:28:11

Don't you lecture Me with your 30 dollar haircut

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S 2021-11-10 07:43:30 (edited 2021-11-10 07:46:17 )

So she wants a decent lover, who is also responsible, and she can control. And she's pretty talented and smart for one so young. And she likes me to the point where she'll do anything to have me. Even murder me.

The catch? She's insane and well connected to the point of being scary. Apparently, I'm not one to talk.

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Fuji_Kaguya 2021-11-12 03:33:10

I need part 2 this is very accurate

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KEEFZILLA 2021-11-01 05:17:25

Honestly this doesn't even seem that bad of a situation

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ArauJo Jhonatan 2021-11-05 20:35:31 (edited 2021-11-05 20:36:05 )

For some reason, the threat of having your "research" outed is way more menacing than knowing your car has been sabotaged. Guess I'm the boyfriend now

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Antonis Chatz. 2023-01-21 21:08:58

The car got IRA'd or just disabled?

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Floating F 2021-12-25 03:05:15 (edited 2021-12-25 03:10:30 )

With the threats this girl made, she's gonna have to do a lot to regain my trust.

And i'm gonna have to a lot of muscle to put on for the event in which I have fight her pitbull.

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Dog 2021-10-28 21:31:01

That's basically Monika's implied situation in DDLC

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Patrick Lenigan 2021-10-29 18:46:25

Positive to having a yandere love interest...at least she's loyal

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Ko Ko 2021-10-30 16:12:53

I wish that behavior for other girls as well

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Daniel Fenton 2021-10-31 12:13:24 (edited 2021-10-31 12:13:55 )

🤦‍♂️Unfortunately a yandere can also be lethal, potentially.(눈‸■)

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Iskandarえずら 2021-11-08 14:05:06

@Daniel Fenton That's the only bad side if you cannot control it lol

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Your Reckoning 2021-10-29 08:25:16

You had me at so.

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alloof_weasel 2022-07-25 01:05:17

You had me at "you"

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juztanormalguy 2022-09-27 07:17:04 (edited 2022-09-27 07:17:21 )

You had me at t

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random 2023-01-22 00:39:44

What is happening? Why am the where who's there? I can you, you monster, do think you can run from me (please help, I am scared beyond recognition of my former humanity, I can see it's claws slowly entering my body as my brain has filled itself with both dopamine and quick shocks, indicating pain in my abdomen, it is slowly powering through my bodily defenses, I am unable to tell how long I'll be able to withstand the sharp pain before I accept my fate and transform into something besides entirely human, I feel the creature within slowly taking control and a different construct is created inside of my brainstem, this is my final message before I can no longer fight the road to metamorphosis, goodbye.)

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Yandere Neko 2021-10-29 15:36:37

Nice, a yandere x yandere story. The most wholesome relationship

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Foxdash 2022-01-21 16:44:38

it's funny when you are a young boy, the most popular girl in the school are like the money of the lottery, but when you became adult, you noticed that was just nonsense...

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Matthew Rivers 2021-11-17 08:23:01

There is no perfect lovers of me and you anymore

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TheRoyalDrake05 2021-10-28 21:29:19

Well, yeah, I'm going to resist. Some of the things people say about me will seriously hurt your reputation if it's discovered that you're going out with me. Are you 100% sure you like me? I know my unpopularity and general lack of redeeming qualities isn't something you need around! And some of what you've told me is a bit disturbing... But if you're so sure...!
Daily good vibes point and two premium good vibes points spent!

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SUPER DUPER TV 2021-10-29 01:01:24

Her : So give what I need.

Me : Nooo 😭

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Austin J. ASMR 2022-09-26 05:55:09

"It had a specific kind of venom...all you had to do was touch it."
Then that isn't venom, it's poison unless the animal specifically rubs its skin on prey to immobilize it. In which case, are the science club practicing genetic engineering?!

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Daniel Fenton 2021-10-31 12:16:15 (edited 2021-11-01 12:50:35 )

Uh ma'am, sorry to interrupt, but could you get my face, too?(눈‸■)With the scissors, I need it shaved.

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last breath sans 2021-11-03 02:08:54

For some reason I won't care that if a yandere girl killed anyone or everyone I care about (at night) . if she came into my house and said I'm kidnapping you I'll say "do it I'm to fucking tired to do anything

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Madwolf Garton 2022-04-13 04:30:51

well sucks for Brad baby im yours 😁

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poptart 2021-11-03 13:43:30

Her: Do you know how many guys and girls would die to be where you’re at right right now?
Me, a nonbinary: and your point is???

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Randall Strong 2021-10-28 20:28:52

Ah yes

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Matthew Rivers 2021-11-17 08:17:15

I don’t have a crush on you

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Matthew Rivers 2021-11-17 08:17:48

I didn’t take pictures of you

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