A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces.
A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.
A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggys, whiche liueþ boþe in water and on londe. Hit biþ ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may hauen dyuers coloures. Hit haþ longys and guilles boþe. it haccheþ from an ey and hit þanne ys a tadpolle. Hit groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten.
@@Writer_Productions_Map *Battle For Shid Island* or otherwise known as *BFSI* is a parody of the famous webseries “Battle For Dream Island” albeit more shid. The entire story revolves around some contestants being invited (totally not a a shid game reference) to a contest where they have to do a game called “Gru Light Vector Light” (also not a shid game reference) until someone wins which they have to go through more games involving literal hell. They will then go through another game called “bootlegged among us” where everywhere has to kill eachother, and then another game called (Friday night) where they have to rap against eachother (essentially fnf in real life) and then the three last games, smash (an casual round of SMBU, number 1 wins.), the box (get inside of a box and kill eachother again), and fight for the island (kil and kill eachother until only one person is remaining.) the last person remaining will earn shid
Romania (/roʊˈmeɪni.ə/ (listen) roh-MAY-nee-ə; Romanian: România [romɨˈni.a] (listen)) is a country located at the crossroads of Central, Eastern, and Southeastern Europe. It borders Bulgaria to the south, Ukraine to the north, Hungary to the west, Serbia to the southwest, Moldova to the east, and the Black Sea to the southeast. It has a predominantly temperate-continental climate, and an area of 238,397 km2 (92,046 sq mi), with a population of around 19 million. Romania is the twelfth-largest country in Europe and the sixth-most populous member state of the European Union. Its capital and largest city is Bucharest, and other major urban areas include Iași, Cluj-Napoca, Timișoara, Constanța, Craiova, Brașov, and Galați.
Quick Facts România (Romanian), Capitaland largest city ... The Danube, Europe's second-longest river, rises in Germany's Black Forest and flows in a southeasterly direction for 2,857 km (1,775 mi), before emptying into Romania's Danube Delta. The Carpathian Mountains, which cross Romania from the north to the southwest, include Moldoveanu Peak, at an altitude of 2,544 m (8,346 ft).
Romania was formed in 1859 through a personal union of the Danubian Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachia. The new state, officially named Romania since 1866, gained independence from the Ottoman Empire in 1877. During World War I, after declaring its neutrality in 1914, Romania fought together with the Allied Powers from 1916. In the aftermath of the war, Bukovina, Bessarabia, Transylvania, and parts of Banat, Crișana, and Maramureș became part of the Kingdom of Romania. In June–August 1940, as a consequence of the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact and Second Vienna Award, Romania was compelled to cede Bessarabia and Northern Bukovina to the Soviet Union and Northern Transylvania to Hungary. In November 1940, Romania signed the Tripartite Pact and, consequently, in June 1941 entered World War II on the Axis side, fighting against the Soviet Union until August 1944, when it joined the Allies and recovered Northern Transylvania. Following the war and occupation by the Red Army, Romania became a socialist republic and a member of the Warsaw Pact. After the 1989 Revolution, Romania began a transition towards democracy and a market economy.
Romania is a developing country with a high-income economy, ranking 49th in the Human Development Index. It has the world's 47th largest economy by nominal GDP. Romania experienced rapid economic growth in the early 2000s; its economy is now based predominantly on services. It is a producer and net exporter of machines and electric energy through companies like Automobile Dacia and OMV Petrom. Romania has been a member of the United Nations since 1955, NATO since 2004 and the European Union (EU) since 2007. The majority of Romania's population are ethnic Romanian and religiously identify themselves as Eastern Orthodox Christians, speaking Romanian, a Romance language. The Romanian Orthodox Church is the largest and traditional church of the country.
Etymology Main article: Name of Romania "Romania" derives from the local name for Romanian (Romanian: român), which in turn derives from Latin romanus, meaning "Roman" or "of Rome". This ethnonym for Romanians is first attested in the 16th century by Italian humanists travelling in Transylvania, Moldavia, and Wallachia. The oldest known surviving document written in Romanian, a 1521 letter known as the "Letter of Neacșu from Câmpulung", is notable for including the first documented occurrence of Romanian in a country name: Wallachia is mentioned as Țeara Rumânească.
Two spelling forms: român and rumân were used interchangeably until sociolinguistic developments in the late 17th century led to semantic differentiation of the two forms: rumân came to mean "bondsman", while român retained the original ethnolinguistic meaning. After the abolition of serfdom in 1746, the word rumân gradually fell out of use and the spelling stabilised to the form român. Tudor Vladimirescu, a revolutionary leader of the early 19th century, used the term Rumânia to refer exclusively to the principality of Wallachia.
The use of the name Romania to refer to the common homeland of all Romanians—its modern-day meaning—was first documented in the early 19th century.
In English, the name of the country was formerly spelt Rumania or Roumania. Romania became the predominant spelling around 1975. Romania is also the official English-language spelling used by the Romanian government. A handful of other languages (including Italian, Hungarian, Portuguese, and Norwegian) have also switched to "o" like English, but most languages continue to prefer forms with u, e.g. French Roumanie, German and Swedish Rumänien, Spanish Rumania (the archaic form Rumanía is still in use in Spain), Polish Rumunia, Russian Румыния (Rumyniya), and Japanese ルーマニア (Rūmania).
@@THE_THE The AK-47, officially known as the Avtomat Kalashnikova (Russian: Автома́т Кала́шникова, lit. 'Kalashnikov's assault rifle'; also known as the Kalashnikov or just AK), is a gas operated, 7.62x39mm assault rifle developed in the Soviet Union by Mikhail Kalishnikov in the aftermath of World War II. It is the originating firearm of the Kalishnikov rifle (or "AK") family. The number 47 refers to the year it was finished.
Design work on the AK-47 began in 1945. It was presented for official military trials the following year, and in 1948 the fixed-stock version was introduced into active service with selected units of the Soviet Army. An early development of the design was the AKS (Skladnoy, or 'folding'), which was equipped with an underfolding metal shoulder stock. In early 1949, the AK was officially accepted by the Soviet Armed Forces and used by the majority of the member states of the Warsaw Pact.
Even after more than seven decades, the model and its variants remain the most popular and widely used rifles in the world because of their reliability under harsh conditions, low production cost compared to contemporary Western weapons, availability in virtually every geographic region, and ease of use. The AK has been manufactured in many countries and has seen service with armed forces as well as irregular forces and insurgencies worldwide. The model was the basis for developing many other types of individual, crew-served and specialised firearms. As of 2004, "of the estimated 500 million firearms worldwide, approximately 100 million belong to the Kalashnikov family, three-quarters of which are AK-47s".
@@heidyngamer5820 A segmentation fault (aka segfault) is a common condition that causes programs to crash; they are often associated with a file named core . Segfaults are caused by a program trying to read or write an illegal memory location
@@NotJackSucksAtLife The liver is a major organ only found in vertebrates which performs many essential biological functions such as detoxification of the organism, and the synthesis of proteins and biochemicals necessary for digestion and growth.[2][3][4] In humans, it is located in the right upper quadrant of the abdomen, below the diaphragm. Its other roles in metabolism include the regulation of glycogen storage, decomposition of red blood cells, and the production of hormones.[4]
The liver is an accessory digestive organ that produces bile, an alkaline fluid containing cholesterol and bile acids, which helps the breakdown of fat. The gallbladder, a small pouch that sits just under the liver, stores bile produced by the liver which is afterwards moved to the small intestine to complete digestion.[5] The liver's highly specialized tissue, consisting of mostly hepatocytes, regulates a wide variety of high-volume biochemical reactions, including the synthesis and breakdown of small and complex molecules, many of which are necessary for normal vital functions.[6] Estimates regarding the organ's total number of functions vary, but textbooks generally cite it being around 500.[7]
It is not known how to compensate for the absence of liver function in the long term, although liver dialysis techniques can be used in the short term. Artificial livers have not been developed to promote long-term replacement in the absence of the liver. As of 2018,[8] liver transplantation is the only option for complete liver failure.
Structure
The liver, viewed from above, showing the left and right lobes separated by the falciform ligament
The liver is a reddish-brown, wedge-shaped organ with two lobes of unequal size and shape. A human liver normally weighs approximately 1.5 kg (3.3 lb)[9] and has a width of about 15 cm (6 in).[10] There is considerable size variation between individuals, with the standard reference range for men being 970–1,860 g (2.14–4.10 lb)[11] and for women 600–1,770 g (1.32–3.90 lb).[12] It is both the heaviest internal organ and the largest gland in the human body. Located in the right upper quadrant of the abdominal cavity, it rests just below the diaphragm, to the right of the stomach and overlies the gallbladder.[5]
The liver is connected to two large blood vessels: the hepatic artery and the portal vein. The hepatic artery carries oxygen-rich blood from the aorta via the celiac trunk, whereas the portal vein carries blood rich in digested nutrients from the entire gastrointestinal tract and also from the spleen and pancreas.[8] These blood vessels subdivide into small capillaries known as liver sinusoids, which then lead to lobules.
Lobules are the functional units of the liver. Each lobule is made up of millions of hepatic cells (hepatocytes), which are the basic metabolic cells. The lobules are held together by a fine, dense, irregular, fibroelastic connective tissue layer extending from the fibrous capsule covering the entire liver known as Glisson's capsule.[4] This extends into the structure of the liver by accompanying the blood vessels, ducts, and nerves at the hepatic hilum. The whole surface of the liver, except for the bare area, is covered in a serous coat derived from the peritoneum, and this firmly adheres to the inner Glisson's capsule.
Gross anatomy
Terminology related to the liver often starts in hepat- from ἡπατο-, from the Greek word for liver.[13]
Lobes
Further information: Lobes of liver
The liver, viewed from below, surface showing four lobes and the impressions
The liver is grossly divided into two parts when viewed from above – a right and a left lobe - and four parts when viewed from below (left, right, caudate, and quadrate lobes).[14]
The falciform ligament makes a superficial division of the liver into a left and right lobe. From below, the two additional lobes are located between the right and left lobes, one in front of the other. A line can be imagined running from the left of the vena cava and all the way forward to divide the liver and gallbladder into two halves.[15] This line is called Cantlie's line.[16]
Other anatomical landmarks include the ligamentum venosum and the round ligament of the liver, which further divide the left side of the liver in two sections. An important anatomical landmark, the porta hepatis, divides this left portion into four segments, which can be numbered starting at the caudate lobe as I in an anticlockwise manner. From this parietal view, seven segments can be seen, because the eighth segment is only visible in the visceral view.[17]
Surfaces
On the diaphragmatic surface, apart from a triangular bare area where it connects to the diaphragm, the liver is covered by a thin, double-layered membrane, the peritoneum, that helps to reduce friction against other organs.[18] This surface covers the convex shape of the two lobes where it accommodates the shape of the diaphragm. The peritoneum folds back on itself to form the falciform ligament and the right and left triangular ligaments.[19]
These peritoneal ligaments are not related to the anatomic ligaments in joints, and the right and left triangular ligaments have no known functional importance, though they serve as surface landmarks.[19] The falciform ligament functions to attach the liver to the posterior portion of the anterior body wall.
The visceral surface or inferior surface is uneven and concave. It is covered in peritoneum apart from where it attaches the gallbladder and the porta hepatis.[18] The fossa of gall bladder lies to the right of the quadrate lobe, occupied by the gallbladder with its cystic duct close to the right end of porta hepatis.
Impressions
Impressions of the liver
Several impressions on the surface of the liver accommodate the various adjacent structures and organs. Underneath the right lobe and to the right of the gallbladder fossa are two impressions, one behind the other and separated by a ridge. The one in front is a shallow colic impression, formed by the hepatic flexure and the one behind is a deeper renal impression accommodating part of the right kidney and part of the suprarenal gland.[20]
The suprarenal impression is a small, triangular, depressed area on the liver. It is located close to the right of the fossa, between the bare area and the caudate lobe, and immediately above the renal impression. The greater part of the suprarenal impression is devoid of peritoneum and it lodges the right suprarenal gland.[21]
Medial to the renal impression is a third and slightly marked impression, lying between it and the neck of the gall bladder. This is caused by the descending portion of the duodenum, and is known as the duodenal impression.[21]
The inferior surface of the left lobe of the liver presents behind and to the left of the gastric impression.[21] This is moulded over the upper front surface of the stomach, and to the right of this is a rounded eminence, the tuber omentale, which fits into the concavity of the lesser curvature of the stomach and lies in front of the anterior layer of the lesser omentum.
Microscopic anatomy
Cells, ducts, and blood vessels
Microscopically, each liver lobe is seen to be made up of hepatic lobules. The lobules are roughly hexagonal, and consist of plates of hepatocytes, and sinusoids radiating from a central vein towards an imaginary perimeter of interlobular portal triads.[22] The central vein joins to the hepatic vein to carry blood out from the liver. A distinctive component of a lobule is the portal triad, which can be found running along each of the lobule's corners. The portal triad, consists of the hepatic artery, the portal vein, and the common bile duct.[23] The triad may be seen on a liver ultrasound, as a Mickey Mouse sign with the portal vein as the head, and the hepatic artery, and the common bile duct as the ears.[24]
Histology, the study of microscopic anatomy, shows two major types of liver cell: parenchymal cells and nonparenchymal cells. About 70–85% of the liver volume is occupied by parenchymal hepatocytes. Nonparenchymal cells constitute 40% of the total number of liver cells but only 6.5% of its volume.[25] The liver sinusoids are lined with two types of cell, sinusoidal endothelial cells, and phagocytic Kupffer cells.[26] Hepatic stellate cells are nonparenchymal cells found in the perisinusoidal space, between a sinusoid and a hepatocyte.[25] Additionally, intrahepatic lymphocytes are often present in the sinusoidal lumen.[25]
@@NotJackSucksAtLife A cactus (plural cacti, cactuses, or less commonly, cactus)[3] is a member of the plant family Cactaceae,[a] a family comprising about 127 genera with some 1750 known species of the order Caryophyllales.[4] The word cactus derives, through Latin, from the Ancient Greek word κάκτος (káktos), a name originally used by Theophrastus for a spiny plant whose identity is now not certain.[5] Cacti occur in a wide range of shapes and sizes. Although some species live in quite humid environments, most cacti live in habitats subject to at least some drought. Many live in extremely dry environments, even being found in the Atacama Desert, one of the driest places on Earth. Because of this, cacti show many adaptations to conserve water. For example, almost all cacti are succulents, meaning they have thickened, fleshy parts adapted to store water. Unlike many other succulents, the stem is the only part of most cacti where this vital process takes place. Most species of cacti have lost true leaves, retaining only spines, which are highly modified leaves. As well as defending against herbivores, spines help prevent water loss by reducing air flow close to the cactus and providing some shade. In the absence of true leaves, cacti's enlarged stems carry out photosynthesis. Cacti are native to the Americas, ranging from Patagonia in the south to parts of western Canada in the north—except for Rhipsalis baccifera, which also grows in Africa and Sri Lanka.
Cactus spines are produced from specialized structures called areoles, a kind of highly reduced branch. Areoles are an identifying feature of cacti. As well as spines, areoles give rise to flowers, which are usually tubular and multipetaled. Many cacti have short growing seasons and long dormancies and are able to react quickly to any rainfall, helped by an extensive but relatively shallow root system that quickly absorbs any water reaching the ground surface. Cactus stems are often ribbed or fluted, which allows them to expand and contract easily for quick water absorption after rain, followed by retention over long drought periods. Like other succulent plants, most cacti employ a special mechanism called "crassulacean acid metabolism" (CAM) as part of photosynthesis. Transpiration, during which carbon dioxide enters the plant and water escapes, does not take place during the day at the same time as photosynthesis, but instead occurs at night. The plant stores the carbon dioxide it takes in as malic acid, retaining it until daylight returns, and only then using it in photosynthesis. Because transpiration takes place during the cooler, more humid night hours, water loss is significantly reduced.
Many smaller cacti have globe-shaped stems, combining the highest possible volume for water storage with the lowest possible surface area for water loss from transpiration. The tallest[b] free-standing cactus is Pachycereus pringlei, with a maximum recorded height of 19.2 m (63 ft),[7] and the smallest is Blossfeldia liliputiana, only about 1 cm (0.4 in) in diameter at maturity.[8] A fully grown saguaro (Carnegiea gigantea) is said to be able to absorb as much as 200 U.S. gallons (760 l; 170 imp gal) of water during a rainstorm.[9] A few species differ significantly in appearance from most of the family. At least superficially, plants of the genera Leuenbergeria, Rhodocactus and Pereskia resemble other trees and shrubs growing around them. They have persistent leaves, and when older, bark-covered stems. Their areoles identify them as cacti, and in spite of their appearance, they, too, have many adaptations for water conservation. Leuenbergeria is considered close to the ancestral species from which all cacti evolved. In tropical regions, other cacti grow as forest climbers and epiphytes (plants that grow on trees). Their stems are typically flattened, almost leaf-like in appearance, with fewer or even no spines, such as the well-known Christmas cactus or Thanksgiving cactus (in the genus Schlumbergera).
Cacti have a variety of uses: many species are used as ornamental plants, others are grown for fodder or forage, and others for food (particularly their fruit). Cochineal is the product of an insect that lives on some cacti.
Many succulent plants in both the Old and New World – such as some Euphorbiaceae (euphorbias) – are also spiny stem succulents and because of this are sometimes incorrectly referred to as "cactus".
The 1,500 to 1,800 species of cacti mostly fall into one of two groups of "core cacti": opuntias (subfamily Opuntioideae) and "cactoids" (subfamily Cactoideae). Most members of these two groups are easily recognizable as cacti. They have fleshy succulent stems that are major organs of photosynthesis. They have absent, small, or transient leaves. They have flowers with ovaries that lie below the sepals and petals, often deeply sunken into a fleshy receptacle (the part of the stem from which the flower parts grow). All cacti have areoles—highly specialized short shoots with extremely short internodes that produce spines, normal shoots, and flowers.[10]
The remaining cacti fall into only two groups: three tree-like genera, Leuenbergeria, Pereskia and Rhodocactus (all formerly placed in Pereskia), and the much smaller Maihuenia. These two groups are rather different from other cacti,[10] which means any description of cacti as a whole must frequently make exceptions for them. Species of the first three genera superficially resemble other tropical forest trees. When mature, they have woody stems that may be covered with bark and long-lasting leaves that provide the main means of photosynthesis. Their flowers may have superior ovaries (i.e., above the points of attachment of the sepals and petals) and areoles that produce further leaves. The two species of Maihuenia have succulent but non-photosynthetic stems and prominent succulent leaves.[10]
Growth habit
Cacti show a wide variety of growth habits, which are difficult to divide into clear, simple categories.
Arborescent cacti
Cacti can be tree-like (arborescent), meaning they typically have a single more-or-less woody trunk topped by several to many branches. In the genera Leuenbergeria, Pereskia and Rhodocactus, the branches are covered with leaves, so the species of these genera may not be recognized as cacti. In most other cacti, the branches are more typically cactus-like, bare of leaves and bark and covered with spines, as in Pachycereus pringlei or the larger opuntias. Some cacti may become tree-sized but without branches, such as larger specimens of Echinocactus platyacanthus. Cacti may also be described as shrubby, with several stems coming from the ground or from branches very low down, such as in Stenocereus thurberi.[11]
Columnar cacti
Smaller cacti may be described as columnar. They consist of erect, cylinder-shaped stems, which may or may not branch, without a very clear division into trunk and branches. The boundary between columnar forms and tree-like or shrubby forms is difficult to define. Smaller and younger specimens of Cephalocereus senilis, for example, are columnar, whereas older and larger specimens may become tree-like. In some cases, the "columns" may be horizontal rather than vertical. Thus, Stenocereus eruca can be described as columnar even though it has stems growing along the ground, rooting at intervals.[11]
Globular cacti
Cacti whose stems are even smaller may be described as globular (or globose). They consist of shorter, more ball-shaped stems than columnar cacti. Globular cacti may be solitary, such as Ferocactus latispinus, or their stems may form clusters that can create large mounds. All or some stems in a cluster may share a common root.[11]
Other forms
Other cacti have a quite different appearance. In tropical regions, some grow as forest climbers and epiphytes. Their stems are typically flattened and almost leaf-like in appearance, with few or even no spines. Climbing cacti can be very large; a specimen of Hylocereus was reported as 100 meters (330 ft) long from root to the most distant stem. Epiphytic cacti, such as species of Rhipsalis or Schlumbergera, often hang downwards, forming dense clumps where they grow in trees high above the ground.[11]
@@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer Capitalism is an economic system based on the private Ownership of the means of production and their operation for profit. Characteristics central to capitalism include private property, capital accumulation wage labor, voluntary exchange, a price system and competitive markets in a capitalist marker enconomy decision-making and investments are determined by every owner of wealth, property or production ability in political encominists sociologists and historians have adopted different persepecteves in their analayses of capitalism and have recognized various forms of it in practice. These include laiseez-faire or free-market capitilsm welfare capatilism and state capitalism
That's a frickin masterpiece, when you know a little bit about computers you will protect yourself, this program looks like it's meant for installing on school PC's from grade 1-4 lol
Thats creepier than the satanic music we heard on DeepWeb. Btw it hilariously funny parody 😂 And there is a mistake in title i think. You wrote “0,5” i think it will be “0.5”
your security being his motto isn't a lie though he just doesn't protect it, and he doesn't say "I am proto protecting your security is my motto" so there's no issue with it
i thought each time he would increase the stakes, like I AM PROTO, DELETE IMPORTANT FILES IS MY MOTO, I AM PROTO, MONITORING YOUR GEOLOCATION IS MY MOTO, I AM PROTO, DATA TRANSFER TO 3 FACES IS MY MOTO, I AM PROTO, SENDING KILLERS TO YOUR ADDRESS IS MY MOTO
I have a feeling this video was intended as “every time Proto lies the video gets faster” but the person just didn’t know how to speed up the video and just stuck with increasing the pitch lol
"I am pro to your security is my mojo installed me on your computer better viruses good morning never trim i'm to prepare for purple proto yo coz is my mojo I keep your data and dripped it your wireless security updated and PC for Safe Browsing and silently I make monitoring easier no cheese no gets better [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I am Pro to fade these my mojo"
1:03 that makes everyone bored and hate they’re lives at the office and efficiency has a very very decrease while playing games gets efficiency to its highest and the moms on Facebook will have max
A. there was this show i used to watch as a kid called super why. i don't see a resemblance between the main character of that show and proto at all. definitely not. absolutely not. B. its even more of a ripoff because the show is called " super why " all i say when looking at this is " why..? "
All the truth about Protogent: Proto is Super Why? (actually understandable. cause you have to ask the question why does protogent exist) Protogent is not a virus. THOUGH NOT A GOOD ANTIVIRUS. All the features in the ads? Forget about them. They aren't in the app. System crashes do not cause D E E T A loss.(from D E E T A ad) Protogent was made by a random Indian guy.
The huge motherfucking leap when he says "I like to bring a smile to your faces" was noticed and appreciated. Easily the most egregious lie of them all.
0:49 I don't think I'd be able to work very efficiently if this Super-Why knockoff looking mf placed his ass on the center of my screen for a few seconds and shrunk to the system tray
Every Grandma shit must have gotten this antivirus because they we're like: "Wow, this orange antivirus guy can sing? I should put this in my desktop since i downloaded free minecraft for my son"
Im not roasting grandma or grandpa or shit, its just a fucking joke man
All I’m saying is that if he’s changed his motto about five times, he’s so untrustworthy he doesn’t trust himself with a good motto.
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@@sonetagu1337no it wasn’t
0 likeslegit
0 likesChanging his motto is his motto
1 likeYou’re right. He changed his motto 5 times.
2 likesXd
0 likes@@nothingnesslol9538 Like lying and changing his motto 5 times?
0 likesHIS ACTUAL MOTTO IS DATA LOSS
0 likes@@SomeoneYouHate I really just wanted to put it down for a comment. But alright whatever you say.
0 likes@@nothingnesslol9538 it obvious and you didnt need to comment about it
1 likeOriginal poster knew about that he just joked
@@julianroddy11 that was the joke
2 likes@@julianroddy11 mf so lazy he cant even read two comments
0 likesthis meme is blowing up again
1 like@@julianroddy11 Calm down my guy
3 likesSeriously... all I did what type in some random stuff, I'm not disagreeing or nothing you guys just dont see what I'm going for
3 likes@@nothingnesslol9538 take a joke god dammit
7 likes@@nothingnesslol9538 it's a joke
6 likesActually make that cant
28 likesHe is talking about of the many things he can do
11 likesits scary how high the pitch got within the first minute
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0 likes60:0
0 likes00:60
0 likesYea
0 likesIt should've increased a lot faster seeing as the editor let him speak three sentences. Each one a lie. So it should've gone up a lot faster.
4 likes@@CakePiece it doesn't fit
1 like@@CakePiece a lot of cap
2 likes@@vanlampham2557 also true
2 likesIt’s the human animations that are scary
9 likesNo cap
3 likesNothing but lies
14 likesFr
5 likesikr
16 likesThe pitch should increase when he says "I am Proto", because he is Super Why!
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0 likesSUPER WHY
0 likesTrue Orange super why 😂
0 likesI WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
0 likesSUPER WHYYYYYYYYYYY SUPEERR WHYYY HEEEEEEES THEEEE GUYYYY SUPER WHYYYYYY SUPER WHYYYYYYYY SUPEEERR WHYYYY HEEEEEEEES THEEEEE GUYYYYY SUPER WHYYYYYYYYY
0 likesno he is super why but drunk
0 likes@@rainbowspongebob hi
0 likesYes
0 likesNostalgia...
0 likesy e s l o l
0 likesOmg that's what I thought the first time I saw this dood
0 likesI Am The Real Proto
0 likesNo just when he just say Proto or pr pr pr pr pr pr pr pr proto
0 likes@@deleted43545 correct
0 likesFr
0 likesDidn't ask
0 likesNah hes super why the hell do I exist
0 likes@@alhamkhamo2231 good pun
0 likes@@SKCro. ikr
1 like@@rainbowspongebob watch it like 3 yr old me
0 likesMore like Stupid Lie! At least in this case anyway. (Don't know if anyone else already posted something like this, but whatever.)
0 likesNo. He’s Proto.
0 likesProto be rippin' off of whyatt from super why
0 likesCorec
1 like@@nerdwhowantstomakeachannel3658 Nah, it's just a knockoff version
2 likesYea he is a super why ripoff
0 likes@@dawtoloo IoI
0 likes@@rainbowspongebob because Proto became to be known as super why bc he didn't know how to read
0 likes@@SKCro. I thought he supposed to be super why
1 like3 years ago.
0 likesYES
0 likesFINALY SOMEONE WHO SEES IT
1 likeSuper my question for god
0 likesFactors
0 likesI know what to post next..
0 likesIts a wish knockoff not actually super why uesed with a copyright lisense
0 likesYea
0 likesTrue
0 likesLol true
0 likesoh yeah that show
1 likesus whahw
0 likes@@MasterIsabelle Glad I could help lol
1 likeYeah they legit just painted over my guy Super Why
0 likesah yes prprrprprpprp
0 likes@@SKCro. I just remembered the name of my childhood show
1 likeI knew I saw that character someone else before!
1 likeim not the only who saw it XD
1 like@@treeddog4121 lol
2 likes@@SKCro. wrong
2 likessuper why stole proto smh
super why is a proto ripoff
FOR REAL THOOO
0 likesSuper why is my childhood, I always wondered why he looked so familiar
0 likesOk but seriously super why
0 likesWhy is my dad gone...
0 likesi mean, technically he is not lying as a ripoff is not the original (OBVIOUSLY)
1 like@@N0AHOfficial because his name is wiot i think
0 likesproto why
0 likesSUPERRR WHYYYYYYY, SUPAAAH WHYYYYY
0 likeshe is super why’s super form. except he tries to hack people instead of destroy robots?
0 likesYes
0 likesim glad im not the only one who thought he looked like super why from that animation like 10 years ago
0 likesSuper y
0 likesI saw theese ads once when I was watching pbs kids and I was confused because I thought super why own a entire computer company
0 likesagreed
0 likesSuper whyyy
0 likesno, it should just be ear piercing at the start of the video, as the entire rap is a lie
0 likesye he just a super why ripoff
0 likesBut orange
0 likes@@SKCro. yeah
1 likeor when he says prprprprprproto because the lyrics clearly say proto, proto, proto so on
2 likesProto is super why’s cousin
1 likeYour not wrong
0 likesFinally someone notices
1 likeWait I thought he already was
1 likeit does
1 liketrueee
1 likeLol
1 likeI never knew his name before but it’s super why? Why is his name súper why-
2 likesTrue
1 likeong lmaoo
1 like@@spingleboygle the super readers fell off
3 likes@@topgamesGD yeah it should
2 likesNah
2 likesSuper why does protegent exist
15 likes@@AshrithAyushmansChannel lol
6 likesYes Indian version of Super Why
23 likesSuper Why be like: do thing complete story good luck kids! *does the whole thing himself*
50 likesWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
35 likes@@SKCro. correc
44 likesyeah the Proto guy is just a Super Why ripoff lol
205 likes"with me there's no viruses" that's what a virus would say
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this is made for 5yr olds
0 likes😂😂😂😂😂
0 likes@@MrSonstar "better virus good"
0 likesNo other viruses that is.
1 like@@MrSonstar LOL
0 likesBonziBuddy 😳
0 likes@@MrSonstar Hold on! Let me turn captions on and rewatch this. I NEED to see this for myself!
4 likesEdit: LOL!
The captions said virus good
17 likesI am Proto, lying is my Motto
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Lol
0 likesInstall me on your computer, to get viruses
0 likesYess
1 like@@8bitalex YES THANK GOD SOMEONE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE
1 likepitch stays the same
3 likesI am proto, delete security is my motto
2 likes@@crayonrando probably because they were busy making these
3 likes[Pitch goes down by 50%]
4 likes@@crayonrando if it could detect a virus it would detect itself lol XD
8 likes@@crayonrando sad
6 likesIt was a legit anti-virus but it barely detected anything (sad but true)
16 likes1% is the one where he's super why cuz of "I am proto"
19 likes(Pitch gets down by 99%)
83 likesoh shoot this was 4 years ago didn't realize it was this old yet
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I thought it was a new video
0 likesMe neither
0 likesSame
0 likes@@cooolgamer-vanced It makes sense, look at his pfp
0 likeshell
0 likesOh you got it on your recommanded now too?
0 likestrue
0 likessame
0 likesYup I also got this in recommended
2 likesYep
1 likeWe all got it in the recommended it seems
1 likejust got recommended to me
1 liketheres a lot of protogens here because of the name of the anti virus that is protegent
4 likesLol true
1 likelol same
2 likes5
0 likesI subed to you
2 likesyet you're a PROTOgen
0 likes“With 20% less staff the company is shining” -proto (whatever year it was when this was released)
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wait it's proto not Pluto?
0 likesWoa, 666 likes
0 likes2017
0 likes2017
0 likes“I miss John.”
1 likePlot twist: He's sparing them, as he is in cahoots with 20% of your staff
5 likespitch can break glass now
2 likes@@impossiblehanley2732 I was actually dying of laughter from this
0 likes@No one Your pfp is literally expunged bambi
2 likes@miguel cool you missed the joke
7 likes@@EmilyTheMedic wtf
4 likes1994, according to Wikipedia because everything on Wikipedia is true.
38 likes"I am proto, unemployment is my motto!"
154 likes2:14
184 likes“Fuck your lost laptop”
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YEAH LOL
0 likesNah, it sounds like "I fucked your laptop."
0 likesIt sounds like “smaked your lost laptop”
0 likesI wheezed at that part
2 likes"i fuck your lost laptop" probably a full sentence for timestamp. Still funny though
0 likesIt got so high pitched that he just "know what, forget about your laptop"
15 likeshAhAHaHa
8 likesI fuck your lost laptop, To let you work nonstop
0 likes1:02
338 likesProto: No Facebook
Captions: No Cheese
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Cheese is better than Facebook
0 likesXD
0 likesno cheesebook
0 likes@@aylinfernandez7845 *sad megamouse
0 likes@@Cheese-lu8wv literally
0 likesThe fact that I saw a comment from someone named "Cheese pop" under this comment
0 likesNo cheese?
2 likes@@onigiriCruncher yes
1 likeLike ten seconds later he lies so much that the captions just says music
3 likes😂
1 likeyoutube subtitles : "installed me on your computer better viruses"
8 likeswow subtitles saying facts
(&:
0 likesyou can't forget the legendary line from my guy proto
6 likes[Music]
@@adkoiscool youtube subtitles are smart
3 likes@@sonetagu1337 sad megamind
5 likes@@sonetagu1337 Lack of dairy product!?!?
7 likes@@Pokycraftgamer9 No cheese!?
5 likes@@alabaster1995 no cheese
6 likesNo bitches?
0 likes1:04
43 likesProto: efficiency gets better
Captions: no gets better
I think the 2nd option is the actual one.
facebook is cheese
31 likessuprised proto's voice didint instantly sound like a toddler
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cheese
0 likese
0 likeschez
0 likes@@PeppermintOSC *GASP* N-N- NO
0 likesNO CHEESE!
0 likesChess
0 likescheese
0 likeschez pop
0 likescheese
5 likesi am Protto, BSOD is my motto
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A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces.
0 likesA chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.
A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggys, whiche liueþ boþe in water and on londe. Hit biþ ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may hauen dyuers coloures. Hit haþ longys and guilles boþe. it haccheþ from an ey and hit þanne ys a tadpolle. Hit groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten.
1 like@@Writer_Productions_Map *Battle For Shid Island* or otherwise known as *BFSI* is a parody of the famous webseries “Battle For Dream Island” albeit more shid. The entire story revolves around some contestants being invited (totally not a a shid game reference) to a contest where they have to do a game called “Gru Light Vector Light” (also not a shid game reference) until someone wins which they have to go through more games involving literal hell. They will then go through another game called “bootlegged among us” where everywhere has to kill eachother, and then another game called (Friday night) where they have to rap against eachother (essentially fnf in real life) and then the three last games, smash (an casual round of SMBU, number 1 wins.), the box (get inside of a box and kill eachother again), and fight for the island (kil and kill eachother until only one person is remaining.) the last person remaining will earn shid
0 likesRomania (/roʊˈmeɪni.ə/ (listen) roh-MAY-nee-ə; Romanian: România [romɨˈni.a] (listen)) is a country located at the crossroads of Central, Eastern, and Southeastern Europe. It borders Bulgaria to the south, Ukraine to the north, Hungary to the west, Serbia to the southwest, Moldova to the east, and the Black Sea to the southeast. It has a predominantly temperate-continental climate, and an area of 238,397 km2 (92,046 sq mi), with a population of around 19 million. Romania is the twelfth-largest country in Europe and the sixth-most populous member state of the European Union. Its capital and largest city is Bucharest, and other major urban areas include Iași, Cluj-Napoca, Timișoara, Constanța, Craiova, Brașov, and Galați.
0 likesQuick Facts România (Romanian), Capitaland largest city ...
The Danube, Europe's second-longest river, rises in Germany's Black Forest and flows in a southeasterly direction for 2,857 km (1,775 mi), before emptying into Romania's Danube Delta. The Carpathian Mountains, which cross Romania from the north to the southwest, include Moldoveanu Peak, at an altitude of 2,544 m (8,346 ft).
Romania was formed in 1859 through a personal union of the Danubian Principalities of Moldavia and Wallachia. The new state, officially named Romania since 1866, gained independence from the Ottoman Empire in 1877. During World War I, after declaring its neutrality in 1914, Romania fought together with the Allied Powers from 1916. In the aftermath of the war, Bukovina, Bessarabia, Transylvania, and parts of Banat, Crișana, and Maramureș became part of the Kingdom of Romania. In June–August 1940, as a consequence of the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact and Second Vienna Award, Romania was compelled to cede Bessarabia and Northern Bukovina to the Soviet Union and Northern Transylvania to Hungary. In November 1940, Romania signed the Tripartite Pact and, consequently, in June 1941 entered World War II on the Axis side, fighting against the Soviet Union until August 1944, when it joined the Allies and recovered Northern Transylvania. Following the war and occupation by the Red Army, Romania became a socialist republic and a member of the Warsaw Pact. After the 1989 Revolution, Romania began a transition towards democracy and a market economy.
Romania is a developing country with a high-income economy, ranking 49th in the Human Development Index. It has the world's 47th largest economy by nominal GDP. Romania experienced rapid economic growth in the early 2000s; its economy is now based predominantly on services. It is a producer and net exporter of machines and electric energy through companies like Automobile Dacia and OMV Petrom. Romania has been a member of the United Nations since 1955, NATO since 2004 and the European Union (EU) since 2007. The majority of Romania's population are ethnic Romanian and religiously identify themselves as Eastern Orthodox Christians, speaking Romanian, a Romance language. The Romanian Orthodox Church is the largest and traditional church of the country.
Etymology
Main article: Name of Romania
"Romania" derives from the local name for Romanian (Romanian: român), which in turn derives from Latin romanus, meaning "Roman" or "of Rome". This ethnonym for Romanians is first attested in the 16th century by Italian humanists travelling in Transylvania, Moldavia, and Wallachia. The oldest known surviving document written in Romanian, a 1521 letter known as the "Letter of Neacșu from Câmpulung", is notable for including the first documented occurrence of Romanian in a country name: Wallachia is mentioned as Țeara Rumânească.
Two spelling forms: român and rumân were used interchangeably until sociolinguistic developments in the late 17th century led to semantic differentiation of the two forms: rumân came to mean "bondsman", while român retained the original ethnolinguistic meaning. After the abolition of serfdom in 1746, the word rumân gradually fell out of use and the spelling stabilised to the form român. Tudor Vladimirescu, a revolutionary leader of the early 19th century, used the term Rumânia to refer exclusively to the principality of Wallachia.
The use of the name Romania to refer to the common homeland of all Romanians—its modern-day meaning—was first documented in the early 19th century.
In English, the name of the country was formerly spelt Rumania or Roumania. Romania became the predominant spelling around 1975. Romania is also the official English-language spelling used by the Romanian government. A handful of other languages (including Italian, Hungarian, Portuguese, and Norwegian) have also switched to "o" like English, but most languages continue to prefer forms with u, e.g. French Roumanie, German and Swedish Rumänien, Spanish Rumania (the archaic form Rumanía is still in use in Spain), Polish Rumunia, Russian Румыния (Rumyniya), and Japanese ルーマニア (Rūmania).
True lol
0 likes@@THE_THE The AK-47, officially known as the Avtomat Kalashnikova (Russian: Автома́т Кала́шникова, lit. 'Kalashnikov's assault rifle'; also known as the Kalashnikov or just AK), is a gas operated, 7.62x39mm assault rifle developed in the Soviet Union by Mikhail Kalishnikov in the aftermath of World War II. It is the originating firearm of the Kalishnikov rifle (or "AK") family. The number 47 refers to the year it was finished.
0 likesDesign work on the AK-47 began in 1945. It was presented for official military trials the following year, and in 1948 the fixed-stock version was introduced into active service with selected units of the Soviet Army. An early development of the design was the AKS (Skladnoy, or 'folding'), which was equipped with an underfolding metal shoulder stock. In early 1949, the AK was officially accepted by the Soviet Armed Forces and used by the majority of the member states of the Warsaw Pact.
Even after more than seven decades, the model and its variants remain the most popular and widely used rifles in the world because of their reliability under harsh conditions, low production cost compared to contemporary Western weapons, availability in virtually every geographic region, and ease of use. The AK has been manufactured in many countries and has seen service with armed forces as well as irregular forces and insurgencies worldwide. The model was the basis for developing many other types of individual, crew-served and specialised firearms. As of 2004, "of the estimated 500 million firearms worldwide, approximately 100 million belong to the Kalashnikov family, three-quarters of which are AK-47s".
sure
0 likesi am protto, bdsm is my motto
1 like@@erm_honestly easiest way to confuse people is what.
0 likesNeplet
0 likes@@Mixcraftio hmmm
0 likesNo pitch increase... Hmm...
0 likes@@heidyngamer5820 A segmentation fault (aka segfault) is a common condition that causes programs to crash; they are often associated with a file named core . Segfaults are caused by a program trying to read or write an illegal memory location
0 likes@@erm_honestly good question
0 likes@@heidyngamer5820 what
1 like@@NotJackSucksAtLife The liver is a major organ only found in vertebrates which performs many essential biological functions such as detoxification of the organism, and the synthesis of proteins and biochemicals necessary for digestion and growth.[2][3][4] In humans, it is located in the right upper quadrant of the abdomen, below the diaphragm. Its other roles in metabolism include the regulation of glycogen storage, decomposition of red blood cells, and the production of hormones.[4]
1 likeThe liver is an accessory digestive organ that produces bile, an alkaline fluid containing cholesterol and bile acids, which helps the breakdown of fat. The gallbladder, a small pouch that sits just under the liver, stores bile produced by the liver which is afterwards moved to the small intestine to complete digestion.[5] The liver's highly specialized tissue, consisting of mostly hepatocytes, regulates a wide variety of high-volume biochemical reactions, including the synthesis and breakdown of small and complex molecules, many of which are necessary for normal vital functions.[6] Estimates regarding the organ's total number of functions vary, but textbooks generally cite it being around 500.[7]
It is not known how to compensate for the absence of liver function in the long term, although liver dialysis techniques can be used in the short term. Artificial livers have not been developed to promote long-term replacement in the absence of the liver. As of 2018,[8] liver transplantation is the only option for complete liver failure.
Structure
The liver, viewed from above, showing the left and right lobes separated by the falciform ligament
The liver is a reddish-brown, wedge-shaped organ with two lobes of unequal size and shape. A human liver normally weighs approximately 1.5 kg (3.3 lb)[9] and has a width of about 15 cm (6 in).[10] There is considerable size variation between individuals, with the standard reference range for men being 970–1,860 g (2.14–4.10 lb)[11] and for women 600–1,770 g (1.32–3.90 lb).[12] It is both the heaviest internal organ and the largest gland in the human body. Located in the right upper quadrant of the abdominal cavity, it rests just below the diaphragm, to the right of the stomach and overlies the gallbladder.[5]
The liver is connected to two large blood vessels: the hepatic artery and the portal vein. The hepatic artery carries oxygen-rich blood from the aorta via the celiac trunk, whereas the portal vein carries blood rich in digested nutrients from the entire gastrointestinal tract and also from the spleen and pancreas.[8] These blood vessels subdivide into small capillaries known as liver sinusoids, which then lead to lobules.
Lobules are the functional units of the liver. Each lobule is made up of millions of hepatic cells (hepatocytes), which are the basic metabolic cells. The lobules are held together by a fine, dense, irregular, fibroelastic connective tissue layer extending from the fibrous capsule covering the entire liver known as Glisson's capsule.[4] This extends into the structure of the liver by accompanying the blood vessels, ducts, and nerves at the hepatic hilum. The whole surface of the liver, except for the bare area, is covered in a serous coat derived from the peritoneum, and this firmly adheres to the inner Glisson's capsule.
Gross anatomy
Terminology related to the liver often starts in hepat- from ἡπατο-, from the Greek word for liver.[13]
Lobes
Further information: Lobes of liver
The liver, viewed from below, surface showing four lobes and the impressions
The liver is grossly divided into two parts when viewed from above – a right and a left lobe - and four parts when viewed from below (left, right, caudate, and quadrate lobes).[14]
The falciform ligament makes a superficial division of the liver into a left and right lobe. From below, the two additional lobes are located between the right and left lobes, one in front of the other. A line can be imagined running from the left of the vena cava and all the way forward to divide the liver and gallbladder into two halves.[15] This line is called Cantlie's line.[16]
Other anatomical landmarks include the ligamentum venosum and the round ligament of the liver, which further divide the left side of the liver in two sections. An important anatomical landmark, the porta hepatis, divides this left portion into four segments, which can be numbered starting at the caudate lobe as I in an anticlockwise manner. From this parietal view, seven segments can be seen, because the eighth segment is only visible in the visceral view.[17]
Surfaces
On the diaphragmatic surface, apart from a triangular bare area where it connects to the diaphragm, the liver is covered by a thin, double-layered membrane, the peritoneum, that helps to reduce friction against other organs.[18] This surface covers the convex shape of the two lobes where it accommodates the shape of the diaphragm. The peritoneum folds back on itself to form the falciform ligament and the right and left triangular ligaments.[19]
These peritoneal ligaments are not related to the anatomic ligaments in joints, and the right and left triangular ligaments have no known functional importance, though they serve as surface landmarks.[19] The falciform ligament functions to attach the liver to the posterior portion of the anterior body wall.
The visceral surface or inferior surface is uneven and concave. It is covered in peritoneum apart from where it attaches the gallbladder and the porta hepatis.[18] The fossa of gall bladder lies to the right of the quadrate lobe, occupied by the gallbladder with its cystic duct close to the right end of porta hepatis.
Impressions
Impressions of the liver
Several impressions on the surface of the liver accommodate the various adjacent structures and organs. Underneath the right lobe and to the right of the gallbladder fossa are two impressions, one behind the other and separated by a ridge. The one in front is a shallow colic impression, formed by the hepatic flexure and the one behind is a deeper renal impression accommodating part of the right kidney and part of the suprarenal gland.[20]
The suprarenal impression is a small, triangular, depressed area on the liver. It is located close to the right of the fossa, between the bare area and the caudate lobe, and immediately above the renal impression. The greater part of the suprarenal impression is devoid of peritoneum and it lodges the right suprarenal gland.[21]
Medial to the renal impression is a third and slightly marked impression, lying between it and the neck of the gall bladder. This is caused by the descending portion of the duodenum, and is known as the duodenal impression.[21]
The inferior surface of the left lobe of the liver presents behind and to the left of the gastric impression.[21] This is moulded over the upper front surface of the stomach, and to the right of this is a rounded eminence, the tuber omentale, which fits into the concavity of the lesser curvature of the stomach and lies in front of the anterior layer of the lesser omentum.
Microscopic anatomy
Cells, ducts, and blood vessels
Microscopically, each liver lobe is seen to be made up of hepatic lobules. The lobules are roughly hexagonal, and consist of plates of hepatocytes, and sinusoids radiating from a central vein towards an imaginary perimeter of interlobular portal triads.[22] The central vein joins to the hepatic vein to carry blood out from the liver. A distinctive component of a lobule is the portal triad, which can be found running along each of the lobule's corners. The portal triad, consists of the hepatic artery, the portal vein, and the common bile duct.[23] The triad may be seen on a liver ultrasound, as a Mickey Mouse sign with the portal vein as the head, and the hepatic artery, and the common bile duct as the ears.[24]
Histology, the study of microscopic anatomy, shows two major types of liver cell: parenchymal cells and nonparenchymal cells. About 70–85% of the liver volume is occupied by parenchymal hepatocytes. Nonparenchymal cells constitute 40% of the total number of liver cells but only 6.5% of its volume.[25] The liver sinusoids are lined with two types of cell, sinusoidal endothelial cells, and phagocytic Kupffer cells.[26] Hepatic stellate cells are nonparenchymal cells found in the perisinusoidal space, between a sinusoid and a hepatocyte.[25] Additionally, intrahepatic lymphocytes are often present in the sinusoidal lumen.[25]
@@NotJackSucksAtLife A cactus (plural cacti, cactuses, or less commonly, cactus)[3] is a member of the plant family Cactaceae,[a] a family comprising about 127 genera with some 1750 known species of the order Caryophyllales.[4] The word cactus derives, through Latin, from the Ancient Greek word κάκτος (káktos), a name originally used by Theophrastus for a spiny plant whose identity is now not certain.[5] Cacti occur in a wide range of shapes and sizes. Although some species live in quite humid environments, most cacti live in habitats subject to at least some drought. Many live in extremely dry environments, even being found in the Atacama Desert, one of the driest places on Earth. Because of this, cacti show many adaptations to conserve water. For example, almost all cacti are succulents, meaning they have thickened, fleshy parts adapted to store water. Unlike many other succulents, the stem is the only part of most cacti where this vital process takes place. Most species of cacti have lost true leaves, retaining only spines, which are highly modified leaves. As well as defending against herbivores, spines help prevent water loss by reducing air flow close to the cactus and providing some shade. In the absence of true leaves, cacti's enlarged stems carry out photosynthesis. Cacti are native to the Americas, ranging from Patagonia in the south to parts of western Canada in the north—except for Rhipsalis baccifera, which also grows in Africa and Sri Lanka.
4 likesCactus spines are produced from specialized structures called areoles, a kind of highly reduced branch. Areoles are an identifying feature of cacti. As well as spines, areoles give rise to flowers, which are usually tubular and multipetaled. Many cacti have short growing seasons and long dormancies and are able to react quickly to any rainfall, helped by an extensive but relatively shallow root system that quickly absorbs any water reaching the ground surface. Cactus stems are often ribbed or fluted, which allows them to expand and contract easily for quick water absorption after rain, followed by retention over long drought periods. Like other succulent plants, most cacti employ a special mechanism called "crassulacean acid metabolism" (CAM) as part of photosynthesis. Transpiration, during which carbon dioxide enters the plant and water escapes, does not take place during the day at the same time as photosynthesis, but instead occurs at night. The plant stores the carbon dioxide it takes in as malic acid, retaining it until daylight returns, and only then using it in photosynthesis. Because transpiration takes place during the cooler, more humid night hours, water loss is significantly reduced.
Many smaller cacti have globe-shaped stems, combining the highest possible volume for water storage with the lowest possible surface area for water loss from transpiration. The tallest[b] free-standing cactus is Pachycereus pringlei, with a maximum recorded height of 19.2 m (63 ft),[7] and the smallest is Blossfeldia liliputiana, only about 1 cm (0.4 in) in diameter at maturity.[8] A fully grown saguaro (Carnegiea gigantea) is said to be able to absorb as much as 200 U.S. gallons (760 l; 170 imp gal) of water during a rainstorm.[9] A few species differ significantly in appearance from most of the family. At least superficially, plants of the genera Leuenbergeria, Rhodocactus and Pereskia resemble other trees and shrubs growing around them. They have persistent leaves, and when older, bark-covered stems. Their areoles identify them as cacti, and in spite of their appearance, they, too, have many adaptations for water conservation. Leuenbergeria is considered close to the ancestral species from which all cacti evolved. In tropical regions, other cacti grow as forest climbers and epiphytes (plants that grow on trees). Their stems are typically flattened, almost leaf-like in appearance, with fewer or even no spines, such as the well-known Christmas cactus or Thanksgiving cactus (in the genus Schlumbergera).
Cacti have a variety of uses: many species are used as ornamental plants, others are grown for fodder or forage, and others for food (particularly their fruit). Cochineal is the product of an insect that lives on some cacti.
Many succulent plants in both the Old and New World – such as some Euphorbiaceae (euphorbias) – are also spiny stem succulents and because of this are sometimes incorrectly referred to as "cactus".
The 1,500 to 1,800 species of cacti mostly fall into one of two groups of "core cacti": opuntias (subfamily Opuntioideae) and "cactoids" (subfamily Cactoideae). Most members of these two groups are easily recognizable as cacti. They have fleshy succulent stems that are major organs of photosynthesis. They have absent, small, or transient leaves. They have flowers with ovaries that lie below the sepals and petals, often deeply sunken into a fleshy receptacle (the part of the stem from which the flower parts grow). All cacti have areoles—highly specialized short shoots with extremely short internodes that produce spines, normal shoots, and flowers.[10]
The remaining cacti fall into only two groups: three tree-like genera, Leuenbergeria, Pereskia and Rhodocactus (all formerly placed in Pereskia), and the much smaller Maihuenia. These two groups are rather different from other cacti,[10] which means any description of cacti as a whole must frequently make exceptions for them. Species of the first three genera superficially resemble other tropical forest trees. When mature, they have woody stems that may be covered with bark and long-lasting leaves that provide the main means of photosynthesis. Their flowers may have superior ovaries (i.e., above the points of attachment of the sepals and petals) and areoles that produce further leaves. The two species of Maihuenia have succulent but non-photosynthetic stems and prominent succulent leaves.[10]
Growth habit
Cacti show a wide variety of growth habits, which are difficult to divide into clear, simple categories.
Arborescent cacti
Cacti can be tree-like (arborescent), meaning they typically have a single more-or-less woody trunk topped by several to many branches. In the genera Leuenbergeria, Pereskia and Rhodocactus, the branches are covered with leaves, so the species of these genera may not be recognized as cacti. In most other cacti, the branches are more typically cactus-like, bare of leaves and bark and covered with spines, as in Pachycereus pringlei or the larger opuntias. Some cacti may become tree-sized but without branches, such as larger specimens of Echinocactus platyacanthus. Cacti may also be described as shrubby, with several stems coming from the ground or from branches very low down, such as in Stenocereus thurberi.[11]
Columnar cacti
Smaller cacti may be described as columnar. They consist of erect, cylinder-shaped stems, which may or may not branch, without a very clear division into trunk and branches. The boundary between columnar forms and tree-like or shrubby forms is difficult to define. Smaller and younger specimens of Cephalocereus senilis, for example, are columnar, whereas older and larger specimens may become tree-like. In some cases, the "columns" may be horizontal rather than vertical. Thus, Stenocereus eruca can be described as columnar even though it has stems growing along the ground, rooting at intervals.[11]
Globular cacti
Cacti whose stems are even smaller may be described as globular (or globose). They consist of shorter, more ball-shaped stems than columnar cacti. Globular cacti may be solitary, such as Ferocactus latispinus, or their stems may form clusters that can create large mounds. All or some stems in a cluster may share a common root.[11]
Other forms
Other cacti have a quite different appearance. In tropical regions, some grow as forest climbers and epiphytes. Their stems are typically flattened and almost leaf-like in appearance, with few or even no spines. Climbing cacti can be very large; a specimen of Hylocereus was reported as 100 meters (330 ft) long from root to the most distant stem. Epiphytic cacti, such as species of Rhipsalis or Schlumbergera, often hang downwards, forming dense clumps where they grow in trees high above the ground.[11]
@@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer Capitalism is an economic system based on the private Ownership of the means of production and their operation for profit. Characteristics central to capitalism include private property, capital accumulation wage labor, voluntary exchange, a price system and competitive markets in a capitalist marker enconomy decision-making and investments are determined by every owner of wealth, property or production ability in political encominists sociologists and historians have adopted different persepecteves in their analayses of capitalism and have recognized various forms of it in practice. These include laiseez-faire or free-market capitilsm welfare capatilism and state capitalism
9 likesI am proto, your security is not my motto
20 likesThat rhymes I guess.
15 likesPov: you are seeing proto's last rap before the room where he is, is being filled with helium to end him. (He lied)
81 likesI am Proto, lying is my akwardly long silence Motto!
93 likesReplies (1)
hes trying to catch his breathe
2 likesI didn’t know my boss was a squirrel and not a pirate.
112 likes"As I know, parenting is tough"
59 likesAnother lie. Nobody would spend a day with Proto, let alone have kids with him.
2:02 ngl, I expected Joel to scream "FILES"
56 likesReplies (2)
F I L E S
0 likesS a m e
0 likesThinking about the time Vinesauce installed this on one of his destruction videos and it was one of the few things that didnt kill his computer
38 likesI really feel, that Proto becomes from serious chibi man to ill-manered murry sue when he is lies 😂
66 likes"My security acts silently."
23 likesYeah, that's kinda what's so sus about it.
He’s not proto, he is SUPER WHYY, SUPER WHYYYYYY~
117 likesReplies (8)
And he’s O R A N G E
0 likesSUPER WHYY, SUPER WHYYY!!
0 likesHe looks into books for the answers we need
0 likes@@MrConfused. he became a virus
0 likesHe has no idea what we need
WHYYYYY GOD WHY
1 like@@MrConfused. he listens to calls from friends in need
2 likes(Bob)
He has the power the power to read
3 likesHe's the guy, he's, Super Why!
5 likes1:17 the employees are trying to figure out how to delete protogent
7 likes'As i know, parenting is tough'
7 likesProto is a dad confirmed
Everybody gangster until the pitch goes up so high that only dogs can hear it
44 likesThat's a frickin masterpiece, when you know a little bit about computers you will protect yourself, this program looks like it's meant for installing on school PC's from grade 1-4 lol
63 likesThats creepier than the satanic music we heard on DeepWeb. Btw it hilariously funny parody 😂
137 likesAnd there is a mistake in title i think. You wrote “0,5” i think it will be “0.5”
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In Switzerland we write 0,5 for decimal number but we write 1'500 for number with 4 numbers
0 likes@@germanlime And what about 0;6?
0 likes@@SiamAlamOfficial I think that you write "0.5" in english countries, but "0,5" in (maybe) all other countries.
4 likespi pi
0 likesar8artemiy da player ohh! I am sorry I didn’t know that :(
2 likesSiam Alam in Russia it is "0,5". In other countries it is "0.5"
8 likes2:44 i littrly hear hide and run lol
35 likesturning on captions is an absolute blast
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@@randompersonontheinternet3735 and what
0 likesAnd
0 likes0:23
0 likesNever trim
@@josiahsimonalcantara3086 that actually sounds like a fresh bar
0 likesI keep your data and Dripped it.
0 likes@@rafaricks lean proto
1 likeChese
1 likeNo gets better
0 likesno cheese.
1 likePurple
1 likeprepare for purple proto
3 likesIt says the start viruses good xD
2 likesmore like "I am a Super Why rip-off character, your grandma falling for me is my motto"
21 likes0:19 he sounds like parappa now
17 likesReplies (1)
Great, thanks. Can't unhear that now.
0 likesFun fact: protegeng does work, but it only kills like old viruses or really noticeable ones.
10 likesAll of Proto’s reasons for being an antivirus just sound like he’s going to do all the things he said he protects against
6 likesAll my brain cells.... gone
21 likesyour security being his motto isn't a lie though
17 likeshe just doesn't protect it, and he doesn't say "I am proto protecting your security is my motto" so there's no issue with it
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He changes his motto like 6 times in 3 minutes, so he's lying through his teeth anyway.
0 likes1:56 this is terrifying as heck
9 likes“With 20% Staff Gone The Company Is Shining!!!” Excuse me?
3 likesI was named after Super Why, then this happened.
14 likesAs a person who watched super why 8 - 6 years ago, i am deeply offended by protogent and you are revealing how much lies they are making
5 likesHe sounds like he is just thinking of the lyrics lol
10 likesFor being a Super Why rip-off, it's actually good.
117 likesI an proto, shitting up literally everything is my motto
10 likesi am proto and lying is my motto (his voice just get so high pitched that hes just screaching)
1 likeAt the end: I am proto,having mice voice is my moto
7 likesI am Proto, PTSD is my motto
5 likesImagine if every time he lies his nose gets taller so his nose would be 17 inches tall
2 likesWhy is this getting reccomended to me after this many years
2 likesthat was a mouse?
35 likesNO THAT WAS A MOUSE WITH A COSTUME OF PROTO
Would never expect this from here
8 likes0:29 prepare for Purple proto
6 likesYou are a god for knowing the difference between speed and pitch.
3 likesThis got recommended for me, and I am not disappointed.
2 likesI’m dying inside and outside
6 likesIt was so terrifying how high pitch he got
1 likeHis voice is constantly getting higher
1 likeIn the start on captions it says ‘I am pro to ur security is my mojo’
2 likesI like how he's lying about 99.99 percent of the time
2 likes1:12
3 likesProto… where did they go???
Proto?????
I am Proto, BSOD, Malware and Lying is my Motto!
4 likesReplies (1)
Lol
0 likesEnderman, we all miss you if you take down by Youtube
2 likesPutting this video in 2x speed makes this so much better.
1 likejust pop up after years xd
2 likesReplies (1)
Yes
0 likesthis should be called Protegent Rap but every time the pitch increases
1 likeEnhanced performance is my motto
1 like1:33 goddamn he sounds like a voice actor voicing babies from a minecraft content
1 likeEvery time he lies? You mean everything he says?
2 likesD O N ' T
T R U S T
P R O T E G E N T
When he said "parenting is tough" you should've made his voice pitch to negative value
3 likesi cant believe i wasnt there at that year because i was watching object shows
1 likeeverybody gangsta until people start bypassing windows administrator prompts to disable the antivirus
3 likesIt looks like when proto lies he get younger
2 likesHere before this randomly starts popping up in everyone's recommended
1 likeThe fact that the business man isnt doing anything he is just clicking random keys 0:48
4 likesReplies (1)
da man is playing osu
2 likesI only clicked because of the thumbnail
3 likesi thought each time he would increase the stakes, like I AM PROTO, DELETE IMPORTANT FILES IS MY MOTO, I AM PROTO, MONITORING YOUR GEOLOCATION IS MY MOTO, I AM PROTO, DATA TRANSFER TO 3 FACES IS MY MOTO, I AM PROTO, SENDING KILLERS TO YOUR ADDRESS IS MY MOTO
3 likesHe became the rejected member of Alvin and the chipmunks
1 like1:00 turn subtitles on
4 likesReplies (1)
N O CHEEZE
1 likethis is in my recommended for over a month now
0 likesProto is just getting... Younger
1 likeI havent seen you in years and this then got in my reccomended
0 likesone minute in proto sounds like one of those whammys from press your luck
0 likesthat was the longest three minutes of my life
4 likesI have a feeling this video was intended as “every time Proto lies the video gets faster” but the person just didn’t know how to speed up the video and just stuck with increasing the pitch lol
1 like"No Facebook"
2 likesWell you sure?
why does stuff like this appear on my main page after 5 years?
1 likeThank you recommended
1 likeat least he admits he's dystopian
1 likeProto is really beeping when he lies...
0 likesI put the video at 2x speed for the last minute and now I can’t stop laughing
1 likeI watched through this whole thing
1 likeif it prevents Email, how are the workers gonna get messages if they're at home?
7 likesReplies (1)
Your Profile Picture Just Made Me Hungry
0 likes"I am Proto, your attention is my, Motto!"
2 likesLore of Protegent Rap but every time he lies pitch increases momentum 100
0 likesThis one Protegent Rap made me toss my brain out the window.
1 likeIt's so bad it's good
Bro sounds like a chipmunk 💀💀💀💀💀💀
2 likes0:24 proto deleting stuff
4 likesThe real ones remember Super Why
1 like1:02 my mom's punishments when I'm grounded:
1 likeIt should be "I am proto,Ensuring that malware can enter your computer is my Motto!"
0 likesR.I.P Lie I protect you from virzez
3 likesThe pitch may not go higher that fast but try it with 2x
1 likeAvast is better. it actually tells you if there is a virus before you install something.
5 likesReplies (1)
@guys please. Not a lot
0 likesI am Proto My BSOD Virus is moto
4 likesYeah, that is the sound of my soul being destroyed...
1 likeenderman is a mad lad
0 likesedit: i bet people with depression would like the software cus it "brings a smile to your face"
I didn’t realize Enderman made it
1 likeDid I just watch the whole thing? 💀
1 likeproto: no email
2 likesalso proto: aNd yOU woORk wItHOUt ANy tEnSiOoN
this video is basically protogent rap but anytime super why says literally anything the pitch increases
0 likesSounds like alvin the chipmunk :skull:
2 likeswithout a printer we can’t work because we need it to print а picture of a work.
0 likesProto and the Chipmunks
1 like4yrs ago!? I love youtube Algorithm
0 likes2:39 is the scariest
2 likesProto sits on a throne of LIES
1 like1:35 is where he becomes alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks
2 likesI am proto, being horrible at grammar is my motto
1 likei cant handle this anymore help
0 likesSo this is basically The movie Turning Chipmunk
0 likesIs kinda unexpected how a channel like Enderman makes a meme video
0 likes"I am Proto, scamming your money is my motto."
0 likesforgot why this was recommended to me but I’m not complaining I forgot this existed lol
0 likesHIGH!
1 likeNever fail captions: never trim
0 likesHELP ME IM DYING FORM CRI-
1 likeNever knew this existed
2 likesYou just turned him into Super Why!
0 likesthis antivirus is dump
3 likeshe looks like super y but orange
2 likesI think that bit at the end was a reminder of how he sounded when the video began
0 likesthis dudes a lying machine because at the end he sounds like a balloon
0 likesThat's funny because it's just tech stuff that regular people think would exist
0 likesBro my guy looks like that one dude from Super why 💀💀💀
1 likeReplies (1)
He is literally a recolored and traced version of him LMAO
0 likesproto before: normal
0 likesproto now: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
every word he speaks, his voice pitch should increase.
0 likesbro removed half of the employees
0 likesi am proto, viruses is my motto
1 likePro is like super why
1 likeOkay, funni, but why does he look like the Super Why kid-
2 likesReplies (1)
Because the company is unoriginal
0 likesSuper why oc man, pitch at end is something to laugh at
0 likesDude just turned into Squirrel Stampede
0 likes"I am pro to your security is my mojo installed me on your computer better viruses good morning never trim i'm to prepare for purple proto yo coz is my mojo I keep your data and dripped it your wireless security updated and PC for Safe Browsing and silently I make monitoring easier no cheese no gets better
1 like[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
I am Pro to fade these my mojo"
in i like to bring smile to your faces the word faces sound like feces
1 likewait HOW IS THIS FROM 4 YEARS AGO????
1 likeReplies (1)
idk
0 likesI just played this video om double speed and idk about what I just witnessed💀
0 likesWhat IS his motto? Like god he changing mottos like a bullet-
1 likeIT DOESNT EVEN RHYME!
0 likes- Joel
Good:)
2 likeshow to make this?
I am Proto, unprotecting is my motto.
0 likesHe started to sound like alvin and the chimpmunks, if you remember that
0 likesat the start: normal, at the end: you can't understand what he's saying
0 likesProto looks like Super Why ToT
1 likeI am proto! changing Mottos is my Motto!
0 likesI just got an ad about Ruck Astley
0 likesit took more than a second to break my ears how
0 likesPeople communicate in person because this makes impossible
0 likes2:34
0 likesChipmunk mode
2:44
Sugar rush mode
2:50
HÊLP MË
‘I recover deleted files’
0 likesWhen you download a virus in a file and
protosuper why rip-off virus makes sure it stays to kill you device:alternative title: proto rap but when he not say the truth he becomes more like a chipmunk
1 like2:57 I am Proto, fate is my motto.
0 likesThe best super hero
0 likesThis sounds like hellish software that is entirely unnecessary with basic precautions
0 likeswork forever
0 likesNo facebook no games! Literally what everybody does
0 likesAll turn on subtitle in this video.
1 like2:58 I am proto, Fade these is my motto!
0 likes2:43 the kid is doing some sus stuff
0 likeson the family computer
the thumbnail got my attention💀
0 likesI am proto your computer crashing is my motto!
0 likesPlot twist: the angry boss is planning to delete Protogent / SW
0 likesIt should start with 1 million pitch
0 likesI love how he lied so much only dogs could hear the video
0 likesMe: Mom, can we get Super Why?
0 likesMom: We have Super Why at home.
The Super Why at home:
He looks like that one dude from that cartoon "Superwhy!"
0 likesTerrifying
i think it should just be over in 0.000000000000001 to the power of -99999999999999999999999 seconds.
0 likeswhat did they do to super why
1 like"Only chipmunks lie"
0 likesAlvin chipmunk's dad
I have protegent on my VMware machine. Hasn't destroyed my vm yet.
0 likesYet.
0:37 made me laugh
4 likessounds like a rock pikmin toward the end
0 likesHe became a baby at the end
0 likesIf he can recover deleted files then he recovers the 18+ website and downloads....
0 likes"No description." I think "No description." text is description..
0 likesSounds like another one bites the dust
0 likes2:56 he sound s like toad now
2 likesLooks like YT is recommending old videos again
0 likesProgogent and the chipmunks.
0 likesI am proto, lying is my motto
0 likesMy phone is "Moto" and Proto has a 'Motto" for security
1 likeReplies (1)
It is annoying how he pronounced it wrong, but I find any mispronunciation or misspelling annoying.
0 likesThis reminds me of huffing helium.
0 likesIt should change pitch every time he says a part of a word
0 likesthe accent makes this better
0 likes0:03 is Proto pointing at you in a weird way.
1 likeAt some point he sound as the main character of Miraculum ladybug lmao
0 likesbruh email is the most important...
0 likeshe is now a mouse
0 likesHe'll probably do what he says he'll prevent.
0 likesi got this on my home page
0 likes"no cheese, no gets better" captions at like 1:03
0 likes2:47 I didn't know Alvin and the chipmunks where making this part
0 likes"No Facebook, No games. "
0 likesMe: * d i e s *
All ways was insane to make match
1 likeI am Proto, Virus is my Motto
4 likesAlt title: protogent rap but after the substitles under the screen change the pitch gets higher
0 likesits funny when ur 18 seconds in and his voice is like..
0 likesJOEL
1 likerap
indian
illuminati
'Protegent sounds like a dental cream...... for your ass!!'
0 likesI am protto, virus is my motto
0 likes" I make you smile "
0 likesthe dude not smiling
Oh god it's super why the hell do I exist
1 likeSUPER WHY?!
1 likeim just laughing at the super why color shift like what
0 likeswhy does this exist
1 likeBros lying every single 100th of a milisecond
0 likesEven little Timmy wouldn't believe this after hearing with protogent u are not allowed to play games
0 likes1:03 that makes everyone bored and hate they’re lives at the office and efficiency has a very very decrease while playing games gets efficiency to its highest and the moms on Facebook will have max
0 likesI never understood why they said 20% less staff
0 likesWtf did I watch this just popped up in my recommendation
0 likesLegend
0 likesI’m scared
1 like"Mom, can we get super why?"
0 likes'We already have super why at home'
The super why at home:
Bruh why is he looking like the main character from
0 likes"Super Why"
👁👄👁😢
I am Proto, installing malware is my motto
0 likesI am Proto, delivering trojan and malware is my... motto!
0 likesWow I can't believe that the chipmunks have made a rap.
0 likesIma Have To Agree With Mari He Is Super Why
1 likeHe looks like a character from a show me and my brother used to watch
1 likeNever new he quit reading books for online sh!t
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Oh, you both watched Super Why.
0 likesI didn’t know Proto was Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks
0 likesAfter super why got canceled super why went to becoming Protegent
0 likesI think the subtitles are holding alot XD
0 likesExploiters who have cheat software: well shit
0 likesno antivirus in 2016 would tho that much at once.
0 likesI feel bad for the company lol, they actually do try to be a legit antivirus, but the ads are shit, and the antivirus is ok
1 likeLittle did Enderman know this is now a big meme
0 likesThe pitch should have gone up More along
0 likesBro has a higher pitch than Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks
0 likesThis js basically super why. Super WHY DOES THIS EXIST! lol
0 likeshe doesn't lie, the problem is he does a bad job at everything as I saw in a video
0 likesJuste : What? Oh... My brain is melting...
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@@vl1asdfasdf Ender's show? 🤔
1 likeAnother childhood character ruined
0 likesEminem has been really quiet since this dropped
1 likeDamn Alvin's new album fire bro
0 likesWhy this kind of Fire tho
0 likesInstalls Gentoo
0 likesYou were saying, Proto?
Apparently this 4 year old meme got revived due to yt recommendations
0 likesit is confirmed, he is NOT proto!!!1
0 likesHe lies like 90 times
0 likesthe new Alvin and the chipmunks movie looking good
0 likesThis is actually scary
0 likesThe fact he lied so much tho-
0 likesYes.
0 likesYes.
0 likesholy shit he sounds like Alvin at 2:25
2 likesReplies (1)
More like theodoro
0 likesIn a video he said he would bring smiles to character’s feces 💩
0 likesReplies (1)
Cool
0 likesSuper why got a job since I was two
1 likeIm proto data theft auto is my motto
0 likesI am proto, not doing my job is my motto
0 likesit just increases there is no need to put extra words in the title
0 likesI remember this
0 likesPOV he’s just super why
0 likesi installed protegent on a real computer after installing rensenware.. it detected the decryptor as malware, but not the malware it's self.
0 likesYes, he encrypts. He is a ransomware. LOL (I know it actually works.... but....)
0 likesi Am PrOTo CrINge Is mY MotO
0 likespitch = 999999
1 likeMan lies every 2 lines
0 likesI'ma tell my teacher to watch this
0 likesI am proto squeeling is my motto
0 likesSmile...
0 likesçrætš! my system crashed
0 likesthis was 4 years ago?
0 likesDude just increase the pitch with every word he says
0 likesi am proto capatilism is my motto
0 likes2x just sounds like a hamster.
0 likesI am proto mouse is my motto
0 likeseven windows defender beats this guy
0 likesIs funny this song HAHA😁
3 likesHey mom, I want super why
0 likesMom: we have super why at home
Super why at home:
i expected 10 seconds in the vid, the pitch would get 100x faster
0 likesman lookin like super why
0 likesThe new super why intro song
0 likesAt the end his voices is literally alvin the chipmunks
0 likesi didnt know a chipmunk sung this rap
0 likesHe lies a lot!
0 likesHello VirusEnderman
0 likesHello there enderman
0 likesHE ISNT PROTTO HES BOB
0 likesI am proto, bloatware is my motto
0 likesHe look like super why but orange💀
0 likes1 million ton of helium for proto
0 likesI is prota malware motto
0 likesayo who let alvin and the chipmunks sing
0 likesI am protto B.S is my motto
0 likes0:02 , 0:30 , 0:32 , 0:52 , 1:21 , 1:44 no its/you're not
0 likesMore coming soon!
No facebook No gta5
1 likedamn the Pitch is so high
0 likesTurn on captions
0 likes1:55
1 likeIt’s sounds like alvin and the chipmunks at the end
0 likes2:50 its none ya business
0 likesMan went to the drug store for the EXTRA MM helium
0 likesSuper Why Does This Have To Exist
0 likesNo Facebook, No games!
0 likesI ensure effective people planning to go into root user and delete me
He looks like super why
0 likesimagine its just all lies
0 likesSUPER WHY!
0 likes1:55
1 likeHmm better performance and efficiency. Then why is this animation so laggy and choppy?
1 likei am protto chimpmunking's my motto
0 likesbut I have progent Anti virus and Deets Recovery software
0 likesbro wait a minute is that super why or am I seeing things
0 likesIf you want your day ruined just search the title but remove the last t from protogent
0 likesThere’s so many comments here that come from the past 2 days
0 likesThis meme is making a mini-resurgence-
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No it's just YouTube's algorithm
0 likesAV salesman: slaps roof of Protegent this bad boy can make so much BSODs while using it
4 likesEdit: thats not even a rap, this is a lie contest
To be honest the ad looks like a virus
0 likesReplies (1)
Yea....
0 likeshaha very funny
1 likenightcore alvin and the chipmunks intensifies
0 likesIt was all a lie...
1 likeby 2:02 , he's turned into something that i can't understand.
0 likesProtoChipmunks
0 likesMan, he be lying so much 🤣😂
0 likesWhere pitch'o'meter
1 likewhy now in recomended
0 likesmy boss when he sees me intalling protogent on my work computer:
0 likes195.876.15.19
[Full Address]
The way he pronounced "wish me there" made it sound like the N-word
0 likesWhy is it so funny?!
0 likesYes
0 likesall lies bassicaly
0 likesYOOOOOO ENDERMAN/ME BUT NOT A PLUSHIE
0 likesHe look like super why
0 likesWhy does he look like super why
0 likesThe anti-antivirus
0 likes1:15 he kinda sounds like fred
0 likesThe service sounds bad. No games?
1 likeNo Facebook? Good.
0 likesI don't like the implication that super who has kids
0 likesDon’t watch this on high volume and 0.25 speed
0 likesBased
0 likesHe protects daeta, whiefie, and he keep away virerus
0 likesHi Enderman
0 likesAdd a counter
1 likeBro that's fuckin super why 😭🤚
0 likes0:29
1 like1:22
2:10
Guys increase the speed to 2x lmfao
0 likesI am proto, complete anihilation of your files is my motto
0 likesReplies (1)
LMAOOOO
1 likeafter 1:28 he sounds like a 2 year old using a walkie talkie
1 likeMake oranges to green
0 likesLOW PITCH > > > > HIGH PITCH😊
0 likesI lost my d e e t a and i an antivirus
0 likesWhy Does This Exist
0 likes2:00 FiLeS
0 likesThe dude looks like Y from Super Y
0 likesi'm on the 0:15 seconds of the video an he have the alvin and the chimpmunks voice!
0 likesi am proto, doing nothing is my moto
0 likesHe is a pro liar
0 likesI am proto, Bsod is my mottoo
0 likesYou aren't proto. You are super why with another colors on your uniform
0 likesProtegent cuc
0 likeswhoa
0 likesKilled Wi-Fi, always fail)
1 likethe only thing true is that he does detects virus
0 likes1:57 that one is kinda sus, cause if you deleted a file that has virus, why would you recover it? Suspicious much
0 likesSuper WHY
0 likesno games?
0 likesSuper
0 likesWHY!!!?!??!?!?!
I am proto, being annoying is my motto
0 likesHe sounds like a cartoon mouse at the end
0 likesBtw is the proto thing a scam (probably is but just asking) also anyone who used proto did anything happen
0 likesWhy does he sing in English with a German accent? Is he actually the Ruby Spears version of Protoman?
0 likesAngry biss
0 likes2x speed
1 likehe's already an lie
0 likeshe seems to lie
0 likes2x: am I a joke to you?
0 likesBoys like to talk in a deep voice with someone they like.
3 likesBoys talking to me 2:51
Is the scammer from India who once kept calling my brother?🤔
0 likesReplies (1)
noo, but yoor compuuter haas vairus
0 likesOh no
0 likesThe first verse he sang was a lie
0 likesWatch in 2x
0 likes0:38-0:43
0 likesYesterday's
1 likediscord: HAHA no
0 likesSomeone doing a collab with the chipmunks again 😑
0 likeslol... GOOD VIDEO
2 likesReplies (1)
Эндер русский можешь по русски писать)
0 likesW H O A
0 likesstill funny
0 likesdies of ceinge
0 likesnice
0 likesIn the end he becomes Hatsune Miku
0 likesReplies (1)
Really? Hatsune Miku is not beeping although Proto when lied his pitch he was beeped🤓
0 likesDoes Protogent really lie?
1 likeReplies (1)
I think so
0 likeseezear
0 likesnice
0 likesProto said no games? I hate him
0 likesfax
0 likeshow much engrish is here
0 likesI that reAll
0 likesProtogent Rap: Nightcore
0 likesBut i Want games
0 likesWhy are protogent memes coming back?
0 likesReplies (2)
this video is 4 years old
0 likesi don't know to be honest, i just saw this on my recommendation from page.
0 likesSuper why
0 likesThumbnail.
0 likes2:49 "i like to bring smile to your feces!"
2 likesWhy
0 likes#Avast4Life
0 likesOk
0 likesIts good xD
0 likesOHUENNIY VIDOSEG
0 likesReplies (1)
трусы прото
0 likesSir you're late
0 likesWtf is the subtitles saying-
0 likesReplies (2)
@@FebruaryHas30Days 0:20 good morning never trim
0 likes0:28 I'm to prepare for purple proto
0 likesLOL
1 likeLOOOL
1 likedude is literally a knockoff to superwhy
0 likesLemme guess, this is Malaysian
0 likeswhy protogent why no games :( that mean
0 likesAvast T
0 likesXD
1 likemasterpiece xd
0 likesWow
0 likesI am proto install me on your computer and spyware
0 likesMe: This song is just cringe
0 likesMe: Uncringes the song by raising pitch (∩▰ω▰)⊃━☆ﾟ.
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explodes asthetically uwu
0 likesWhattttt что это касается это как usb killer
0 likesWiTH 20% LeSs STaff thE COmpAny iS shiInG
0 likesWonderful $#!+p0st you have made here
0 likesMake the same but it is only true
0 likesim Portop Im good Fake antywirus
0 likesfnf players be like: yo this goes down bad
0 likesIs it virus?
0 likesReplies (1)
No its do Absollutelly nothing Thats lie
0 likesIncrease on the pich sehen he says something like cleaning pcs is my moto B.C. he is a virus
0 likesProtegent Rap: Nightcore Version
2 likesI think this guy IS a virus
0 likesAll he does is lie
0 likesOh no hes a copy of HIGH PITCH VOICE STARTS: SUPER WHYYYYYYYYYYY Me😢🤣😂😢
0 likesTHIS GUY IS SUS
0 likesHalf of the words doesn't even fit with what they're trying to rhyme...
0 likesno... that's not correct the pitch should have been 20x higher
0 likes200ty
0 likes💀💀💀
0 likesFortnite Squeakers be like:
0 likesI HATE how the rap is so offbeat
0 likesHm, this video is stupid, this video was made by... ENDERMAN ??
0 likes315th
0 likesReplies (1)
820th
0 likesLol
0 likesXD
0 likesXd
1 likeDude you call that a rap?
0 likesSin comentarios ._.
0 likesi want the three minutes of my life back
1 likeLol
0 likesOh no, i lost all my data
0 likesIMPROVEMENT FOR THIS VIDEO: Add a lie counter so we can see how many times the person has lied
0 likesEverything he says is a lie
0 likesLol
0 likesproto copied super y's hair and i think proto is a ripoff of super y
2 likesE
0 likesall is a lie
0 likesWhat the f###
0 likes760th
0 likesi believe it was actually legit, but their execution was shit
0 likesReplies (1)
true
0 likes2:58 thank me later
0 likeswaht is even this
0 likesInstall me on your sh*t lol wtf im such a noob
0 likesA. there was this show i used to watch as a kid called super why. i don't see a resemblance between the main character of that show and proto at all. definitely not. absolutely not.
0 likesB. its even more of a ripoff because the show is called " super why " all i say when looking at this is " why..? "
Proto>>>>>>bitdefender
0 likesWhat the fuck
4 likesMe listening to the original song makes me cringe
0 likeseee 420 comments
0 likesЛол
0 likesO_O
0 likesReplies (2)
Ikr
0 likesIt bad
0 likesdude proto can't even rap properly
0 likesSuper why a copy of proto
0 likesHahaha I ruined 69
0 likesReplies (1)
nOOOOO
0 likesThat ain’t Proto that’s super why ripoff
0 likesdied of cringe
0 likespaterenting
0 likesThis ad sucks
0 likesGAY XDDD
0 likessorry my normie mode activated
Lol protegent sucks
4 likesthis is not even a rap.........
0 likescrig 💀
0 likesI think this is cringe
0 likesДа я конечно знаю что ты на английском андрей ноооо всё равно ты из росии по любому я знаю
0 likesЯ буду смеяться если это моотоо будет всё блокировать даже запуск пк😅
i had to mute the volume to listen to this because the song is cringe
0 likescringe moment
0 likescringe.
0 likesThis rap is cringing me
1 likecringe
0 likesthat music sucks to be honest
0 likesCringe
0 likesCringe....
0 likesCringe
0 likesReplies (1)
Who asked you to laugh??
0 likesIt’s cringey
0 likes...That rhyme is terrible...
0 likesAll the truth about Protogent:
1 likeProto is Super Why? (actually understandable. cause you have to ask the question why does protogent exist)
Protogent is not a virus. THOUGH NOT A GOOD ANTIVIRUS.
All the features in the ads? Forget about them. They aren't in the app.
System crashes do not cause D E E T A loss.(from D E E T A ad)
Protogent was made by a random Indian guy.
p r o t o a n d t h e s c a m u n k s
0 likesim gonna throw proto in front of a moving train
1 like"I track your lost laptop"
3 likesthat means you track it all the time you dirty virus you changed your motto like 5 times in the span of a few mins
Liar
0 likesI am proto data theft is my motto
0 likesmy vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7yBCcwkBg
0 likesFact: Protegent is an indian antivirus
0 likesThe huge motherfucking leap when he says "I like to bring a smile to your faces" was noticed and appreciated. Easily the most egregious lie of them all.
0 likesoh my lord this rap is so fucking bad
0 likesdead from cringe
0 likesMe:but I kill the virus I don't use anti virus
0 likesNo games = your dead super bullshit
0:49 I don't think I'd be able to work very efficiently if this Super-Why knockoff looking mf placed his ass on the center of my screen for a few seconds and shrunk to the system tray
0 likesi am a virus, killing your computer is my motto.
0 likesi inject viruses in your pc and deactivate antivirus!
i am a virus, selling your information is my motto.
I hack your computer to make you sad!
https://youtu.be/e3O2bNVamIA
0 likesI'm proto, all i want is to hack you with my MOTTO
0 likes(Fun fact: motto in french pronounce moto and so moto = motorbike)
Its a virus itself
0 likeslooking like super why on drugs
0 likes;-;
0 likesdude he is a liar all he saide about protecting us his a god damn lie what a scum bag this protegent
0 likesFirst you take away social media, then you take away games, leaving people bored.
0 likesThen, you take away mental health by forcing people to work nonstop.
Every Grandma shit must have gotten this antivirus because they we're like: "Wow, this orange antivirus guy can sing? I should put this in my desktop since i downloaded free minecraft for my son"
0 likesIm not roasting grandma or grandpa or shit, its just a fucking joke man
no game,kill myself
0 likesthis is the most trash rap ever
0 likesthe animation sucks
im sorry
I am proto, fucking your mother is my motto
0 likes1:41, mfer really using his finger in a PC without touchscreen
0 likesThe protegent ad should go die in a hole lol
0 likesEdits of it can be P E R F E C T I O N
i am Proto your virus is my motto
0 likesMy name is protto and I will kill your computer bsod Trojans malicious malntware it's all on me
0 likesI am Protto, killing your pc is my motto!
0 likesI am Protto, killing ur pc is ma' motto!
0 likesProtegent the trojan that downloads malware
0 likes💿📀💿🇰🇷🇯🇵🇺🇸🇫🇷🇨🇳🇩🇪
1 likeReplies (1)
🇩🇪🇫🇷🇺🇸
1 like🇺🇸😙🚩😀🇫🇷😀😄🇺🇸😙📍😙🇫🇷🇬🇧☺🇰🇷🇩🇪😀📍🇩🇪😀📍🇩🇪☺📍🎪😀📍🎪😀📍🇩🇪😀🎪😀📍🎪😀🇰🇷😀🎪🐮🐘🐸🐮🐶🐒🐮🐘🐮🐻🐮🐯🐨🎐🎄🎑🎥🎁🎥🎑👻🎁🎥🎃🎑🏠🏬🏩🏪🏤🏩🏭🏠🏤🏩🏭🔢➡🔤🔢↔🔠↘🔢↙🔠
1 like𝐎 𝐎 𝐏 𝐒, 𝐌 𝐘 𝐒 𝐘 𝐒 𝐓 𝐄 𝐌 𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐒 𝐇 𝐄 𝐃
1 likei am protto show naked girls photos is my motto
0 likesim am proto hacking your PC,Laptop is my motto
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