If anyone is curious about my Twitter experience, it’s nothing much but art, bots, some communities, and the occasional idiot. There used to be a big population of Parody Accounts, and I think this was when Twitter was at one of its best. Actually, it comes to the point that most of the tweets I found in my feed are bots.


Today is July 15 of 2020, a day in which i could tell that im glad that I don’t have to be restricted, due to some BTC hackers on my <b>Checkmarket</b> Twitter account :^)

Today is July 15 of 2020, a day in which i could tell that im glad that I don’t have to be restricted, due to some BTC hackers on my *Checkmarket* Twitter account :^)


Youtube: "there is no point to using twitter"<br>also Youtube: "Why Sally Acorn Matters"

Youtube: "there is no point to using twitter"
also Youtube: "Why Sally Acorn Matters"


I like how in this video, Emp says;
"They openly mock how they deliberately neglect their users. It's all just a big joke to them. Y'know, maybe more people would actually use this site if the management didn't treat the average user with utter contempt."
And then literally less than two hours after this video is released, the official Twitter account makes another post doing the exact thing Emp talked about. They mocked the calls for an Edit feature by saying the platform would get it if everyone wears a mask. A compound joke, both insensitive to the world climate with the pandemic going on and how people have the audacity to believe wearing a mask is akin to being muzzled or unable to breathe, and then also yet another entry into the long history of Twitter's management not giving a damn about what their users really want, and making fun of them.
It seems nobody forwarded this video to them. Oh well.

@Random Internet User you dont often see companies making fun of pandemics and their customers

Bruh, if you forwarded this video to Twitter and they actually gave a shit and watched it, they'd just suspend Emp's account. These people cant take criticism.

To be fair, even if somebody forwarded Emp's video to them, they wouldn't watch it. They'd just delete the message/email without giving a flying fuck.

@Random Internet User Companies don't typically put this much effort into being an asshole.

@黑龍 - Hắc Long - They could include an edit history. I mean, the main purpose would be to fix typos anyway

To be fair, an edit button would be a great method for the Blue Checkmarks to re-write their own history, it's probably better without it.

Did they actually do that?.. <br>That's in really bad taste....

Did they actually do that?..
That's in really bad taste....


I get the frustration, but this is all pretty inevitable, even now that Elon bought the company, I wouldn't expect things to change.

Social media needs moderation, which is always a problem because you have lots of users making lots of posts and little revenue coming from any individual post. Algorithms help, but smart users looking for attention can always find ways to game them, so a human has to be the last line of defense. At Twitter in particular, you get politically relevant content on a site that's become like a public utility, has millions of posts per day, and yet is ostensibly free... of course they end up sucking up to major businesses with ad revenue at stake, and of course they ignore people with no cash in the game. There's no other way to run it profitably, and if you made it a public utility somehow, you'd have to raise money for it which would piss off voters or demand a per-user fee, and that would lead people to substitute a different platform.

It's worse but similar to Youtube, which demonetizes for bad reasons, but you can't be surprised at this: imperfect algorithms mean the creator has to appeal everything to an actual human, which takes forever and in some cases alters the content to get around the censorship. They have no choice. They can't let you post whatever, but they also can't watch every video filtering for sneaky messaging or unusual types of extreme content. I dislike basically everything about Twitter, but like Youtube, I sympathize with the need to run the thing in a way that makes it both usable and not alienating for most people, while the complaints from the smaller, less cashed-up users come off as navel-gazing and kind of childish.

Good video, thanks for the info, but cut them a bit of slack. Maybe the new ownership will solve a problem or two.


24:40 It's worse than that, it's just modern Russia. Trust me, Soviet Russia was an utopia compared to what it is now.


I mainly stay for the memes and decent editing skills on display. Otherwise, I steer clear of anywhere else on the site.

Et, Youtube has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. Anyone, help.


So having a little blue tick is harder than getting the minecon cape...


You can only get a blue check mark if you have the "correct" political beliefs.

Awwww the angwy wittle centwists and nazis in this comment thread so cuteeee🥺

@Matheus Aragão He got it before running for office anyways.

@dELTA13579111315 Are you saying Lincoln was a member of the CSA?

@dELTA13579111315 Which Democrats of today were part of the CSA or were responsible for the Jim Crow Laws? IIRC those people became Republicans.

...or have a lot are willing to pay enough monetary compensation to twitter, alternatively if you threaten to file suit and twitter believes that there is a good chance of them loosing said hypothetical suit.  The latter is probably the reason why politicians and to some extent public figures and brands get verified.

@Matheus Aragão only because he's the president.

@Mechanomics yeah the confederates were traitors and rebels, and when they didn't win they became the Democrats and made the Jim Crow Laws as a way to continue oppressing African Americans.

But don't forget, orange man and republicans are  the evil ones because they disagree with you. How dare those Nazis.

@ヴァリ What culture is that? The CSA didn't exist long enough to have culture. They were traitors to the country and shouldn't be glorified anyway.

@̣ The CSA seceded and went to war with the union/US because they so badly wanted to keep slavery. They became enemies of the US which makes them traitors to their own country.

@Mechanomics Traitors? How though? Interesting, tell me more about it

Ah yes! The Mozart of YouTube. You're absolutely right. Political correctness is like a string that attached on the limbs of a puppet.

@Mechanomics Keep taking this attitude, you're the exact person everyone here is mocking. You are turning people away from your pestilent ideology in droves, and frankly, I couldn't be happier.

@The main cause of warps in all of reality We've got time to make fun of snowflakes in between taking down statues of traitors.

Primo Antonius wait when did they delete a tweet of his? I’ve only seen tweets get marked as misleading and have disabled replies, and there was a guy who suspended trump for a day in 2017, but I don’t remember a tweet delete

I love the ballot for 2020. Pile of shit vs Pile of shit with corn in it.

Duh imagine not having the correct political belief lmao

And money. Btw, I love your piano content

I can't get notifications cuz of ur vids being for kids...

Yeah, this channel made a positive video on Trump. It's got no chance.


Emp:  twitter is a horribly toxic website with horrible people<br>Dream stans: but emp that sounds awesome

Emp:  twitter is a horribly toxic website with horrible people
Dream stans: but emp that sounds awesome


So in removing the verification, because people were complain they were endorsing these people, they started to endorse people?<br>that is some screwed logic.

So in removing the verification, because people were complain they were endorsing these people, they started to endorse people?
that is some screwed logic.


ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT HE USED THE MUSIC FROM THE STOCK MARKET LEVEL OF REPLAYING :THE GAME: FOR HIS SEGMENT ON TWITTER STOCK


Twitter is an abstract piece of art.<br>But it looks like shit and the guy who made it bans people from his art gallery.

Twitter is an abstract piece of art.
But it looks like shit and the guy who made it bans people from his art gallery.


So, Jack Dorsey has resigned as Twitter CEO, wonder how many changes there will be.

Probably almost none.


I'm sorry to say I was that dude who corrected everyone smugly in high school.


“To find out why, we have to follow the money”
ad plays
You cheeky fucker!

“To find out why, we have to follow the money”
*ad plays*
You cheeky fucker!


"You can get cancelled, you can get suspended for no reason"

DAMN EMP

Here's a better line

"You can destroy people's lives, you can spam copyright strikes to your hated accounts."


The most shocking thing in this video is that a steak company follows a vegan


On my way home I'm gonna check the local Walmart for steak Umm because of this


You're mostly right. When you start doing YTPs I'll resub


I've seen a post on a Tumblr that the Twitter Blue Checkmark is the Mark of the Beast. Considering who they verify these days, who knows? Perhaps it is.

@cat ness you have a very solid point, and yes ive only seen corps and for some reason youtubers bitch and moan there, tbh when wendy's were going 'sassy' back in the day i expected them to do that 'wendy's? wendeez nuts' joke... opportunity missed... i havent been much of a tumblr user tbh, maybe its layout isnt too corp friendly maybe?

it's funny how Tumblr is tame now compared to Twitter lol

This Channel is abandoned it’s verification, YouTube’s equivalent is a grey check mark,

@Arindam Awasthi Another big issue with twitter is the corporate side. Twitter is a corporation's paradise, and when those accounts are so heavily promoted, regular people and independent artists get drown out. <br>Corporations can never seem to make it big on Tumblr (with the exception of Denny's). It's likely that it being a website full of broken code and communists helps keep it a safe haven from megacorps.

@Arindam Awasthi Another big issue with twitter is the corporate side. Twitter is a corporation's paradise, and when those accounts are so heavily promoted, regular people and independent artists get drown out.
Corporations can never seem to make it big on Tumblr (with the exception of Denny's). It's likely that it being a website full of broken code and communists helps keep it a safe haven from megacorps.

@Wolffang cough cough what Gates wants cough

@Wolffang *cough cough* what Gates wants *cough*

Funny is that the motherfucking tumblr is better than twitter

Wasn't the mark of the beast supposed to be given out to everyone and sort of forced upon people?


I was hoping to click on your twitter and see that you were verified as some sort of cruel joke by twitter


and thus i started my journey to the blue badge


i use twitter for one purpose. as a place to get news from smaller public figures like content creators or e-sports relative stuff. that's it


24:41 Eastern European countries looking at the western countries after being forced into communism by Russia


There is one reason I tolerate twitter and that’s the non political artist who keep there opinions to themself and just make art for fun
They might be rare but there nice
Also gimmick accounts but I think that’s a bit of a controversial opinion.

Umi ZoomR yeah they get political but like why bother why do we get so mad over something so small. It’s an opinion. They might scream about it but why make a big deal out of it at all. Honestly if they want to get out of character it’s fine. Just some of them go a bit overboard.

Basically i don’t care if there woke or based.

Lazergurka - Smerlin everyone hates maps plane and simple we have been trying to get them out but you know Twitter (the site) is not doing anything about it

Gimmick accounts usually fall apart and get political.

Gimmick accounts are the same bullshit. Pushing their politcal agenda

@LX BDK (Notifications are OFF) Even the MAPS migrated to twitter! But let's not talk about the maps

dont forget the political artists always have very bad takes/opinions

@TapDat52K There are better sites for artists. People just need to visit.

Twitter is slowly replacing DeviantArt and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Struggle tweets is the only good account

The only reason I came back to Twitter is to just see ToeJam & Earl's official Twitter account, They never get political, and they feel like Actual human beings

That, Fun little joke tweets and content creators communicating with their fans are basically the only real reasons to use the site (and lewd stuff too I suppose).

It's essentially become Tumblr 2.0 at this point, not really that suprisng considering most Tumblr-ers migrated to Twitter.

Julian Torres <br>The only problem is that those same non-political artists get attacked by other Twitter users. Usually because of politics.

Julian Torres
The only problem is that those same non-political artists get attacked by other Twitter users. Usually because of politics.

I feel like there should be a better site for artists, to also include the ones who make music. And gimmick / meme accounts are funny because they show how stupid the platform is set up to be.


Twitter is so toxic, it makes r/politics seem like a rational place.


the steak-umm PR guy is really cool, you can talk to him any time on instagram


I didn't know you could get verified on Twitter for like, 2 years


13:26 "The enemy has taken our verification!"


its weird how difficult it is to get verified on twitter. i got verified on spotify through distrokid just by making an account 🤔


Btw, Instagram doesn't let you use their business stuff if you're not in the US /: So all you can hope for is to reach over 10k followers so you can embed links in stories for affiliate links. Ugh.


Twitter is an interesting place full of people who have no life.

And then there's furry Twitter.


i've been suspended forever and unsuspended 3 times now because someone doesn't like me and keeps reporting me for impersonation and i can't do anything to stop it. after 3 times i'm constantly in fear of being suspended again because twitter support doesn't know what the hell they're doing. good website :)


Recently Jschlatt has been verified on Twitter, but Callmecarson and the others have not


18:06 "Youtuber EmpLemon, a dedicated Pooper"


Twitter is the anus of the internet. I closed down my account a year ago and never miss it.


17:32 there is like a frame where his name isnt censored....


"Twitter is weird"

Ye

"Twitter is like a mental institution"

Hehe

"Twitter is like if you took the YouTube comment section, and made that the whole website."

listen here you little
UNINTELLIGIBLE RAGE

"Twitter is weird"

Ye

"Twitter is like a mental institution"

Hehe

"Twitter is like if you took the YouTube comment section, and made that the whole website."

_listen here you little_
*_UNINTELLIGIBLE RAGE_*

That's how I always describe it. Twitter is every comment section ever. And why would you do that to yourself


26:02 That utter contempt for asking that question is beautiful, like how dare you actually want features on twitter! Lol JK fuck this horrible shitstain, blight, destruction of the free world, that is twitter, like how can a website do so  much damage to the world?


God Tier editing, real talk and jokes that take me way back.<br>It's been a pleasure, as always.

God Tier editing, real talk and jokes that take me way back.
It's been a pleasure, as always.


Damn I never knew how bad twitter is until this video


judging by these mrbeast-stans with checkmarks posting automated comments on American TikTok (aka youtube shorts), getting a checkmark on youtube is far too easy. this is why we shouldn't even have checkmarks at all


My instructor at my polytechnic campus has a blue checkmark cause he used to work for ESPN as a sports broadcaster. I should ask him what the process is.


When it says follow the money I got an ad for an Arby’s deal, good timing... good timing.


Everything that Emp says sounds like a Harvard Professor speaking at a United Nations Conference

Harvard and the UN are both trashy institutions at this point.  I want EmpLemon to be our literal emperor.

<b>"and with everything i had said i want for twitter to be banned in all the countries in the united nations"</b>

*"and with everything i had said i want for twitter to be banned in all the countries in the united nations"*


Hope twitter gets hacked again and they target their servers cooling systems and backups.


Anyone else laugh for no reason when the Steak-umm Twitter page was mentioned and displayed?  LOL


"to know why, we have to follow the mone-" ad plays
well played.

"to know why, we have to follow the mone-" *ad plays*
well played.


...So what let twitter to quietly make such a drastic change? To find out why, we have to follow the mone-<b>*Ad starts*</b>

...So what let twitter to quietly make such a drastic change? To find out why, we have to follow the mone-**Ad starts**


23:12 I wish that were true. I always see people bitching about verified YouTubers whenever one of them comments on a video now. No idea where it came from.


Now I don't know a lot about law but this seems pretty illegal to me.


Congrats on 600k, bro! lets try to get to 1 mil by 2025 lmao


"verification doesn't equal endorsement so we're gonna de-verify someone we don't endorse"<br>silly

"verification doesn't equal endorsement so we're gonna de-verify someone we don't endorse"
silly

Et, Youtube has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. Anyone, help.


I don’t even own Twitter and this was hilarious


Interestingly, Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of Kirby and Super Smash Bros got verified a few weeks ago


I'm barely a minute into the video and I can see our good buddy EMPLemon has about the same level of care for Twitter as I do. I already hit the like button, I think this is gonna be a good time.


I think the real story here is that the people running the Steak-ummms Twitter account are the real MVPs.


I use twitter to tweet at brands. That is all I use it for.


I go on Twitter just to talk about Star Wars, actually the circles I’m in are generally pretty hype about most of Star Wars so it’s mostly us just enjoying Star Wars. Also I’ve made it so that most of my algorithm is just things about Star Wars so I see a lot less politics than most people though. That’s just me though, and that’s just me using Twitter for a VERY specific reason.


I still have Twitter to catch up with my favourite celebrities and content creators if they have new projects. Yup, definitely not talking to anyone there.


Doctor : You have cancer

Patient : What ? Where ?

Doctor : On your Phone , sir

Wow, that sounds so much like one of those boomer comics

(I know that ok boomer is dead, but i didn't know how to call it)

*Wow, that sounds so much like one of those boomer comics*

(I know that ok boomer is dead, but i didn't know how to call it)


how to enjoy using twitter (for me) : follow people who keep things simple and use it for updates on things you are interested in. don't bother with any replies or really anything at all


Alternate title to this video : Emp sh*tting on twitter for 27 minutes


Lem just spit roasted all of social media inside one minute!
Salue
I'm drink one to that when I get off work.


It's pretty clear to me: people started viewing the blue check mark as an endorsement because twitter will take yours away for posting opinions that don't line up with thiers.


Twitter is the opposite of LinkedIn
On LinkedIn, you can get jobs
On Twitter, you can lose your jobs


I love how the ending song was done by Dankmas, AKA Dankpods. One of if not the fastest growing clickwheel iPod channels.


You know you dont have to follow people you dont like right? I use the site to follow creators i like for updates since its quick and easy and on occasion i find other creators through them on the site.


Thank you. I hate Twatter even more now 👍


A containment team has been dispatched to contain this monstrosity of a website


11:51 Reminds of Bubsy returning and egging on Sonic with even Mega Man getting involved even though the Mega Man Twitter wasn't like the Sonic and Bubsy ones. And then Bubsy falzing died a few years later... Again.... (I mean let's be honest, Bubsy peaked with the second game)


Downwards Spiral Man complains about how hard it is to get the blue checkmark, only then to complain about what getting the blue checkmark does.


3:30 I fucking love how he put pornhub and Edmodo together as if they are similar 😂


I hate stupid "hello fellow kids" shit from companies just as much as the next guy, but Tony the Tiger hoppin' in right on cue at 12:12 kinda made me chuckle.


I can’t tell what is worse, reddit, the hivemind where you get shamed on all of your posts for being a trump supporter, the hellhole which you describe. I think Twitter, but maybe reddit?

Reddit is just twitter but they pretend to be smart


0:47

There's actually a fourth emotion you didn't mention, depression!


I genuinely am convinced twitter Is designed just to be confrontational. Like the amount of times I leave a comment that isn't an opinionated piece of shit to piss people off and people are like that's not what we do here 😒


:47 I will make a character with only these 3 emotions for a story.


How to get verified:

Step 1: have blue hair


lads. I need other recommendations for sites that's not twitter. Emp is right this place is a hell hole.


Love to see some classic star tf2 clips in 2020


Well since I have Twitter ever since September I actually now care about this more than I did before thanks memesauce


Gotta love how Alpharad got verified with the anime profile pic


"you can get suspended for no reason" EMP the prophet or Trump.


I mean, its not that bad if you just follow japanese artists. Every time you go on your home page you're gonna see some good stuff delivered to your doorstep.

This is true. Especially since I can't read Kanji.


I literally don’t use anything besides YouTube, Hulu, Netflix, and if the show isn’t on Hulu or Netflix then I check prime video. Don’t have a twitter account, Facebook account, or any account besides YouTube and por-. If I one day all of a sudden decide that I want to upload videos and somehow get famous, then I might get a Twitter or Snapchat account. I mean I didn’t even use TikTok when it was popular.

Edit: Just remembered I have a Twitch account that I never use


I feel the idea of "verification=endorsement" was started by people like kumail Nanjiani, who said in tweets they were endorsing people like trump and Spencer, but then quickly deleted those tweets after facing backlash, think Chris ray gun did a video on it


I remember making an acc in Twitter,posted nothing and literally SECONDS later,my account got banned for no reason AT ALL<br>I did fucking nothing and got banned for nothing,the website is pure jackshit

I remember making an acc in Twitter,posted nothing and literally SECONDS later,my account got banned for no reason AT ALL
I did fucking nothing and got banned for nothing,the website is pure jackshit

Байжигит Курмантаев


It's pretty much a known fact that regular users just use Twitter for porn and shitty memes.


Bro just become a multinational corporation and Youtube will love you!

Heya papa claw, thanks for archiving the Quinton stream. Lobe you.


That moonpie tweet about the eclipse is actually fucking hilarious


I mean, twitter does have good porn though.


wait...downward spiraling is a condition...I was proud of having it


Nothing makes me feel old the same way twitter does. I really don't see the appeal at all. You throw out very short text message style posts and then what? You fight?


Props to steak umms for responding and giving you a detailed explanation. Never though a brands pr team would actually help out.


I like how ms monopoly is passive agression


I fucking love gamerfrommars wow<br>Great video man.

I fucking love gamerfrommars wow
Great video man.


I really want to appreciate Kribtenz on IG and recommend him to you guys here he does a good job


Whenever Emp uploads a video, I always know that I’m about to be educated on something I never thought I needed to know.


Wouldn't people be able to sue Twitter if someone impersonated them and they had refused to verify them?


Twitter may be hell at least you can get lots and lots of questionable furry art


Twitter is like Rimworld planet; You can live peacefully and make popularity, but you will be attacked by cancel culture (or angry person) at any moment and it gets "stronger", the more popular you are.


"Twitter is like if you took YouTube comments and made that the entire website" That's being a little harsh on the YouTube comment section.

@A man of no reputation Oh that happens everywhere as well, you just dont notice it because the echo chambers dont bleed into eache other like on twitter.

That remark was a little too close to home for us youtube commenters

Not to mention Youtube videos like this one; what exactly is Emperor Lemon doing right now if not, "sharing his opinion with the world"?<br>-- not that I don't get what he's trying to say. There's a very clear difference in intent, competence, and integrity. There's just something about Twitter that radicalizes people and drives them off the solipsistic deep end, reducing them to little more than the mindless receptacles of political memes.

Not to mention Youtube videos like this one; what exactly is Emperor Lemon doing right now if not, "sharing his opinion with the world"?
-- not that I don't get what he's trying to say. There's a very clear difference in intent, competence, and integrity. There's just something about Twitter that radicalizes people and drives them off the solipsistic deep end, reducing them to little more than the mindless receptacles of political memes.

The comment section is just slightly better then Twitter


Funny thing is most “bernie bro” don’t use Twitter 😂


27:20 im pretty sure he only deactivated it cause its still there


one of the best videos ive seen here<br>loveit

one of the best videos ive seen here
loveit


I feel like Twitter is built for shitposting and art but is marketed as a discussion platform. The character limit isn’t good for discussion but is good for short little jokes and the retweet function is perfect for sharing stuff you like. I just wish everyone took it less seriously


what does Reddit Gold even do? I was once awarded a couple weeks of Gold and when I saw what I gained from it there was absolutely nothing of value.


Twitter is one of the worst platform I've every tried, got suspended few days ago cause I told a children to do his homework and not spending his all time on internet, and the kid is still not suspended for being toxic so much, bruh, twitter can't even do a verification application form cause they are lazy, my older account still not unbanned after doing 2 appeal and 30 days of wasted to wait


This video is the most factual series of statements ever spoken in the history of the universe. When the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs hit and one dinosaur said to another dinosaur this is going to really suck that statement was still not as accurate and factually correct as the statements in this video.


I use twitter to follow the talented and hardworking hentai artists


Lol Twitter's literally making you work for them for free


I still remember when someone hacked into the CEO’s account and just did some shit posts. Like bruh.


twitter is a massive echo chamber full of delusional egotistical smoothbrains shouting


There should be an IQ test before you access the internet.


"Thankfully steak-umm had followed me some time ago..." <br>I'm sorry what

"Thankfully steak-umm had followed me some time ago..."
I'm sorry what

theres a couple product accounts were either the people in charge or the owners of the product use it like a personal shitposting acc, look at toe jam and earl

"This video is brought to you by Steak-Ummm. Use Code EMPLemon to get $5 off you next Steak delivery today"


Pro tip, delete Twitter, it’s that simple


As much as I think Twitter is a cancer, I dont think it needs or deserves an edit button


Nothing would be lost if Twitter and FB got nationalized and immediately shut down. Not a single thing.


You won’t have to worry about that now that you’re banned lol


shouts out to the steak-umm social manager


Alpharad does not have an anime pfp, it’s from the famous jrpg fursona 5 royalty family, how dare you aidhsidgushsidg.


hey there emp i've just gone on a long binge of your channel after the hungrybox vid popped up on my radar and I wanted to let you know that because i am mostly only familiar with it through osmosis, every time i hear mario music in your vids it deals 5 psionic damage to me. <br>ur vids are awesome thanks so much for all the hard work

hey there emp i've just gone on a long binge of your channel after the hungrybox vid popped up on my radar and I wanted to let you know that because i am mostly only familiar with it through osmosis, every time i hear mario music in your vids it deals 5 psionic damage to me.
ur vids are awesome thanks so much for all the hard work


So to sum it up:

Artificial scarcity to make artificial value.


Sleeping is a better use of your time then using the Nuclear Shithole known as Twitter or Facebook but even worse.


0:58 this one didn't age well.
naw, thats everywhere now fam.


Can some big company just replace Twitter already?


18:37 of course bogdanov is behind it all.

isn't bogdanov behind everything though?

Every person with a blue twitter checkmark has quantum immortality

Vureefiy eem

He contraversee?

Dump eem

Vureefiy eem

He contraversee?

Dump eem

"He got the blue checkmark? Remove it."
-No, no, NO!
"Censor it."
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

This videos comment section is a smash bros of YouTubeers I actually like

@Pengo Watch Bizonacci. It will explain everything.

About that, can I get a quick rundown on these guys ?


Getting verified on pornhub is a necessity nowadays.


And at the very end I get a Facebook ad<br>this couldn't be more perfect

And at the very end I get a Facebook ad
this couldn't be more perfect


Marketing works. This video made me want Steak-umms.


"That website everyone knows but no one seems to use" the most accurate description of Twitter I've ever heard.


im on twitter<br>ive heard that twitter is a very toxic place but i never experienced that toxicity i heard about

im on twitter
ive heard that twitter is a very toxic place but i never experienced that toxicity i heard about


I use twitter to occasionally tell the world im not dead by tweeting something idootic


"We have to talk about the money"
Ad plays
"Invest only £1 into the worlds leading companies only with trading 212"

"We have to talk about the money"
*Ad plays*
"Invest only £1 into the worlds leading companies only with trading 212"


twitter's fun if you use it for arts or games, I like to follow indie devs and 3d artists. There's also a lot of good memes, so I like browsing it before going to bed. I also kinda have to use it for PR, to advertise my game.


"Blue checkmark" is the twitter version of robber baron.


Society just doesnt like gamers and memers becoming authentic


Today we're going to take a break from breakfast and set our sights on breakfast


This is a great video and ultimately I think it'll be an important one. This video shows that Twitter's few attractive qualities are hollow and its' system as an outlet for the general public is irredeemable. All it'll take is one good flight of people to bring all the hatred of Twitter to the surface and videos like this one will cut it down to its' proper size and relevance. Awesome job.

Yes definitely. This will change everything. If people notice twitter is a toxic awfull place it will shurely crumble.  Lets cancle twitter everyone!


Twitter recently going to be hit with a quarter billion fine for using your 2FA info for marketing.

Der Youtube has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. Anyone, help.


I honestly think Twitter is worse the yt comment section, and that saying something


Your 100% wrong about Instagram, lemme say editors are VICIOUS 😀


Twitter verified: very hard to get <br>Whatsapp verified: interesting

Twitter verified: very hard to get
Whatsapp verified: interesting


I still don't understand de-verifying. If they are breaking tos, JUST FUCKING BAN THEM. Of course, the reason they do this is they don't want to lose any users, but still.


Wait, Twitter is for shitposts? Oh shit, I'm gonna go create an account for the ultimate shitposting! Thanks EmpLemon!


I only use Twitter to see art people make


It'll be a matter of time before Twitter Family-Radios itself (a term I made up in regards to CEOs getting replaced by another with a different mindset. Replacement could be physical, like an entirely different person, or mental, like the same person changing their ways) :D


I'm so happy that we have Emplemon. he's a gift I tell ya.

Dude. I feel you. I have been subscribed since he started doing 60 second meme reviews.

EMPs skills developed from POOPing, combined with his improved writing skills, and some tactful thinking abilities, has allowed him to make video essays on some of the most interesting topics.

And even if you disagree with an opinion he makes, he's coming from a place that wants to educate or continue the discussion on a given topic. He's come so far.


Only one thing I get from Twitter is the memes


I think Twitter changed the criteria in 2017 I think it was. Basically the blue check mark is know a sort of endorsement.


It made me so happy to hear rawrest Forrest in here 😁


There never ever will be another youtuber like etika


3:25 You just triggered a Vietnam flashback

Александър Рачев


I noticed several STAR_ references throughout this video, I feel like the “same conversation 2 years later” is a deep cut as well


Using Dankmus at the end earns this video a second like.


No need to apologise Emp, we love your long winded talks.


That “Morgan&Morgan” reference immediately let’s me know you’re from Florida


Oh yeah, the verification overhaul that also took the verfication mark off Youtubes official channel.


I see YouTube and Twitter digging their own graves. YouTube with censorship and Twitter's focus on brand's over people. People can go anywhere. I would never show my picture on the internet. Last thing I need is two of my ex's comparing notes "He told me he was astronaut also".


From my experience...it's interesting to see how the human psyche just fades on Twitter. Everyone acts like apes.<br>Must be a side effect from using the site as I'm an idiot who does that as well.

From my experience...it's interesting to see how the human psyche just fades on Twitter. Everyone acts like apes.
Must be a side effect from using the site as I'm an idiot who does that as well.


I got my Twitter accounts with thousands of followers shut down last year and I’m still going through withdrawal.


At this point a verification mark is seen as an insult.


17:31 you can see the text for a split second


Next vid: <b>quest for wikipedia moderation</b>

Next vid: *quest for wikipedia moderation*


They just recently removed Katie Hopkin’s verification


Twitter is such a garbage heap, access yet I still go and return there. Why, why do I put myself through it again and again?


2:03 I made a Twitter account 2 years ago(only to log into a website), and it got suspended for "spam", despite me never making a single tweet.

Maybe you accounts have been stolen and then used for spam?

That happened to me but on Facebook, made an account to get some stuff in a game and didn't use it for months then I find out I'm banned.

<b>...bUt It DoEsN'T hAPpEn thAT OfTEn</b>


1:01 My god that is the best thing I have ever heard


man Emp likes spirals in his thumbnails a lot


Sucks that twitter is also a place to somewhat easily find interest networking for those with no clue how to start a conversation.


It’s ironic that you see these huge internet celebs verified on other platforms but not twitter, but then I’ll see some random ass political activist from LA with 2.3k followers verified.


hey man, you were literally ,one frame late to successfully censoring cowbelly's full name in the video.


FUN FACT: You have to be verified to post on no no hub


The only use I got out of twitter was following anime companies and doujin artists.


"I've been on the cover of Meme Insider, where's my badge?"<br>- Emperor Lemon, 2020

"I've been on the cover of Meme Insider, where's my badge?"
- Emperor Lemon, 2020


I created a Twitter in 2014 to follow Minecraft mobile news, didn't know how to use it properly, still don't know and I still don't wanna try<br>All I see is toxic people fighting each other and "cancelling" other people on 2020 for a thing they posted in like 2009, so its trully uninvitational for me

I created a Twitter in 2014 to follow Minecraft mobile news, didn't know how to use it properly, still don't know and I still don't wanna try
All I see is toxic people fighting each other and "cancelling" other people on 2020 for a thing they posted in like 2009, so its trully uninvitational for me


16:52 Also not an option for casual or us avid gamers or hardcore gamers with no talent.


I had various Twitter accounts over a one-year period until I finally deleted my last account and never looked back. Twitter is a garbage website. Unless you're a famous person or a company, you have no chance of succeeding.

Fr, decided to take a break from Twitter for a few weeks and my mental health felt a bit better.

Only reason why I'm still on it is because of my mutuals and the rare diamond in the rough good accounts.


lol i died when he said one slip up could get u mobbed by anime profile pics and kpop stans


I got verified on a website. And the website is very incompetent. (Not Twitter). this website has no idea what they are doing and pretend nothing is wrong. The day I got verified I was ridiculed or people sucked up to me. It’s literally not worth it to be verified on any website. Better to just build a good community and do ur best out there


Why are the phrases "A verified badge does not imply endorsement." and "Verification has long been perceived as an endorsement." inconsistent to one another?


3:10 it says a lot about humanity when 'MILFs' is trending better than 'Mother's Day' ...

@Irving IV I could cook, I just don't know recipes.

@R. V. Datmir
If you can't cook.
Edit:
Meant in good faith, seriously, ask and I'll put a recipe for you.

Maybe, but why would you google mother's day?


13:30 HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T HEARD THIS SONG FOR YEARS! it got removed from spotify and I've missed it sm!


I can't believe you forgot the other main reason people use Twitter for:

PORN

I can't believe you forgot the other main reason people use Twitter for:

*PORN*


Who's here after emp's twitter got suspended.


25:00 why does the "follows you" change shades every time you hover over it on desktop?


i never really used twitter, ever, i once made an account i never used

good thing i dont have to regret that.

the site always seemed like a why even bother to me.


That moment when my twitter feed is chock full of mecha, plastic models, waifus, and other thing other than this.....cancel culture-sjw-white knighting bullshittery. Oh and cats and raccoon, my feed are full of them


I was just suspended on Twitter a few hours after watching this and I don't know why


Only 3 things I go on Twitter for:
1. Game news and deals
2. Memes
3. "Wholesome" art

Twitter is good only for "wholesome" art

Twitter: Your one stop shop relieve your anger and libido at the same time


The beginning can also relate to reddit lol


A kid at our school made a fake school account and somehow got it verified with like 76 followers? I never realized it was this hard, even carson isn't verified? Holy shit


The only social media I've ever tried out was youtube and reddit. I learned real quick that all of them are just trash. Youtube of course being the least amount of trash.


17:32
Not very good name censoring there since the blur disappears for like a split-second.


They went after Justin Whang.

GET THEM.

They went after Justin Whang.

*_GET THEM._*


I once got a task to promote my community at twitter, but i have no idea how to use it, so i uninstalled twitter. Thank god now i dont need to be a part of cancel cultute.


remember when this man made youtube poops, yea he a real g


Hogan said it best.<br>"poop brother HH"

Hulk Hogan going to deliver his leg drop on to the owner of twitter


I've been wanting to start a YouTube channel by myself or with an editor friend, but whenever I remember that the type of content I wanna make would hurt Twitter's feelings and get me banned after my first tweet really makes me not want to start a channel or having to join twitter. I'm considering discord, parler, gab, etc. But I'd still like to be able to be on Twitter without getting banned for my opinions.

Youtube has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. I need help.


1:16 Actually, I've seen people in youtube comment sections back down and admit they were wrong, so doing that would be a straight upgrade.

Youtube comments are comparatively unlikely to be arbitrarily hidden.  The culture on the channels I like tends to permit free speech to a decent degree.

Been there. I already backed down when I was wrong and recognised it, I saw other people do the same, it's not that rare in reality and most "arguments" aren't that heated or toxic, I'd say that most are pretty normal, it's just that you mostly remember the bad ones more  (not to say that there aren't any, there are a lot more than irl). Youtube comment section isn't as toxic as people make it to be, or at least, toxic arguments aren't the problem  (copy pasted like baits however definitely are and I want to gouge my eyes out everytime I see this stupid "nobody :" template, but this is at rant for another time). Twitter however, here we're talking about pure, unfiltered Tetradotoxin everytime you even look at it. Sometimes I ponder about all of the things I miss by not having Twitter, and this brightens my day

Legit tho.

Commenters aren't necessarily all trolls.
Gadflies, yes. Squealers? Definitely.
But not always trolls.


millions upon millions of subs and views on YT?
not good enough.
you wrote some blog articles read by 5 people about the patriarchy?
Verified.


So they're literally selling clout. Wow.


lol I was about to say you're a little unfair about twitter but then you mentioned using to "network as a content creator" and that is literally the only thing I use twitter for.


I just use it for fetish art, brain damage is a small price to pay


The worst thing about this is that Twitter STILL hasn't figured out what an Edit Button is.

Fun fact: the reason there's no edit button is that Twitter was first concieved as an SMS-based social network, and since you can't edit texts, they didn't want to mess up those vibes. That's actually what Jack Dorsey said in the video Emp showed of him responding to questions.


I already quit Twitter yesterday. My Twitter was @maxkatsur1, but you will never find it. None of you will. This is where your story ends.


Anyone knows what is this piece of awesome classical music that runs behind ? Sounds Mozarty.


another reason why I don't use it. Good Stuff!


Aaaaah, i know why i never joined twitter


Why doesn't YouTube also say "Monetization does not equal endorsement." And call it a day? I legitimately don't understand.

Because they are cowards who can't face the twitter and media mobs

@Yonatan Beer dont be dense, you think an add being played on any kind of contreversial video even raises an eyebrow to these companies? Its an excuse to get better add rates, nothing short of bankruptcy would stop advertisers going to youtube. The only people who make a fuss about that is the legacy media who hate the competition youtubers bring.

@DahistheDah would you say you censorship has increased or decreased since trump was elected?

@Xerxes Philea Right wing political videos tended to cozy up to Nazi stuff a bit less before Donald Trump won the election. Or at least such videos tended to fly under the radar more often. Although yes the naughty words thing is a bit ridiculous. This is the fucking internet in 2020 not Saturday morning cartoons. Hell kids curse more than adults any day. The banning of expletives is an ancient trend that needs to die.

If people were all rational enough for that to work, it wouldn't be a concern in the first place :(

because Youtube has to appease advertisers, not their own userbase. if Pepsi is shown before a video they don't like, then Pepsi may will inclined to remove ads.

@Yonatan Beer With the strict rules these days that's unlikely. Before anyone could make a channel and start earning money from videos. Now you have to EARN monetization. Videos like that would get taken down pretty quickly.

It has nothing to do with YouTube and everything to do with monetization. Advertisers don't want their product advertised over an ISIS beheading video.

Because people are too stupid to make such mental gymnastic feat


Funnily enough SCP is very liberal as well.


I would say YouTube's comment section more sane than anything on Twitter.

Et, Youtube has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. Anyone, help.


TLDR: You need to be part of the kosher klub.


“It’s like a pay to win game”

Gets RAID Shadow legends ad

Speaking of which

@lol oh my god the amount of people replying to me, I was making fun of what sponsors say.

@DJTripleThreat78 calm down there "DjTripleThreat"

@LordPepsi no, just no. ive seen more impressive on roblox, a literal online lego game, than that pile of trash. also, who gives one about graphics any more in games? if thats the only leg your table can stand on, then thats pretty sad.

To be honest that game is garbage even for mobile game standards

LordPepsi You’re talking about raid, right? The game with possibly the worst graphics and style I have ever seen?

@cow moo theyve got some great graphics tho

@Johusep Lopez Ya, a gambling company to be more specific. Wonder if that had any effects on the game...

A wOrD fRoM oUr SpOnSoR, rAiD: ShAdOw LeGeNdS.


I gained one thing from watching this... PRETZEL WAGON!


I'll always remember having a guy infer in a reply to a tweet I made that apparently since I have pretty much no followers, that apparently my opinion is meaningless.

Well gee bud, I guess since Logan Paul has 6.2 million views, his opinion matters more than Chuck Schumer, the US Senate Majority Leader, who has only 3.3 million.

I rarely go on that site now, most just doing so to like embedded tweets I like.  Twitter reminds me too much of beer halls in Munich in the 1920s.


I guess you could say it was a "*CHECKS QUEST*"


You won’t see this, but can we just appreciate how wonderfully written the script for this vid is! I just love how casual yet informational your videos are, it’s crazy how u went from YTP to just great content. Keep it up, love you work!💜


0:41 Eyyyyyyy thats SCT
Secure
Contain
Tweet.
SCT 173 be snapping tweets


This all reminds me of that verified MasterOogway account on PornHub.


Whew! I'm a content creator on Twitter. No blue check though.


I don't see any "this isn't financial advise" disclaimers so imma go ahead and short twitter. Just know if my options go tits up it's all on you


i want more ytps on spongebob what happened in the last few years


3:50
That explains the Rusty Cage background music.


The reason i use twitter despite not being a youtuber is to browse art... that's it. The ui is suprisingly good for looking at tons of art. But i would never use it to discuss anything thats just stupid.


This video wasnt about twitter but the friends we made along the way, wasnt about the value of the blue checkmark but the value of friendship...


Wow I subscribed in forty seconds, that has to be some sort of record for me.


7:52- I'd be surprised if it as absolutely no one. I'm sure there's some sicko who'd say "its cool as long as didn't vote for Trump"


That so called "leader" of CHAZ/CHOP is verified lol

Well he got verified as he's Stunning™ and Brave™


20:01
A triangle and hands together? Wew lad.


13:27 wait what is tf2 engineer doing there


I got suspended a couple weeks ago for saying "I'm going to kill the father lord." Clearly a joke, but they made me delete it anyway.


only good thing about twitter is it brought us TWEETFUR


Actually, you can get some money on twwiter, just do a giant page about something and sell it

We do that in Brazil


Hypixel (most popular mc server) has a better verification system than twitter


this whole video just had me thinking:

“Oh, so, ‘blackpeople twitter’ right??”


The information presented in this video is disputed by official Sources


10:20 did you just ... did you intend for the ad (from YouTube) to go there? best ad placement ever...

10:20 did you just ... did you _intend_ for the ad (from YouTube) to go there? best ad placement ever...


I'm so proud of myself for having never ever used Twitter in my life.

Also I never used Snapchat.

Praise me.


Other than networking, I mostly stick around on Twitter for the artwork, memes, rollplay accounts, no-context accounts, a few creators I really enjoy. Everything else though....eh....<br>I equate Twitter to family dinners. You love the art and memes, but it all falls apart when politics come in.

Other than networking, I mostly stick around on Twitter for the artwork, memes, rollplay accounts, no-context accounts, a few creators I really enjoy. Everything else though....eh....
I equate Twitter to family dinners. You love the art and memes, but it all falls apart when politics come in.

Interesting. I do not use Twitter anymore since my account got suspended back in 2016, but I cam say being off the site has decreased the frequency of melancholic or depressive feelings.


I only use twitter to follow content creators of celebrities, since they seem to give out the most info compared to other sites. Parody accounts are great too since everyone is looking to get triggered


I use twitter.

I just wanted to make friends.

Somehow, I got that.


ngl kim jong un on twitter is an amazing idea


Ok I managed tobe lucky enough to find a small community of artists who mainly do Fortnite Fanart and they're actually not that bad.<br>But if I even look at a single post somewhere else, its like hell.

Ok I managed tobe lucky enough to find a small community of artists who mainly do Fortnite Fanart and they're actually not that bad.
But if I even look at a single post somewhere else, its like hell.


When thinking of twitter verifications, think of a pit full of smelly little goblins, and a handful of shiny marbles.


Hmm... can you list the memes of the years 2018 to first half of 2020 in 2 hours?


boy, am i glad that i dont use twitter : D


but are they verified in the eyes of god?


How to get verified on Twitter:<br>Step 1) Don't.

How to get verified on Twitter:
Step 1) Don't.

69 Likes

Thank you RNGesus, a more legitimate source of trust then Twitter©.

Work in journalism, I have a freind who works for a small local newspaper and has posted one of his articles to twitter in over 5 years and he's been verified.


Just want to point out how topical your posts have been recently. First, Operation: Red Herring goes up and suddenly we see a new ad-pocalypse scare. Then you post this video two weeks before people who were verified got hacked. What's next? Whatever it is I hope it's as amazing as all of your other documentary style content.


You may need to re-edit this as you can see cowbellys real name by slowing it down and frame pasuing for prof ima give some of his name G■ah■m


Remember when Tumblr was the greater evil. Those were the days of the great Tumblr & 4chan war. IMO this cancel culture sounds like something Tumblr would do now.

@ang tumblr memes suck though. just a bunch of le random

That's because after Tumblr went down, the entire username moved to Twitter

Alberto C. Routwell lol diet tumblr. Good one

Honestly, Tumblr is less toxic than Twitter nowadays.

It's what Tumblr DID too. Like that girl the rabid mob drove to suicide for drawing Steven Universe characters thinner than they really were.

I still use tumblr and honestly, the sites become a lot more tolerable since the porn ban. a lot of the shitty people there said "this sucks. i hate tumblr. im moving to twitter" and they did. so whats left is still very far left, but not as outwardly batshit and has one of the most fresh non-stolen meme communities ive seen.
also, because of the fact that tumblr is financially worthless, the staff just dont even bother with advertising or trying to network the site. it makes it a really nice place where your family cant find you (like they have on almost every other platform ive tried), and youre not cursed with depressed sunny-D. there's also no shitty verification system since you cant even see how many followers your peers have, so whats the point of a verification? being tumblr famous only gets you invasive anonymous asks and puts you at the centre of the discourse tornado that occasionally passes by; its better to NOT be famous on there.
literally i remember the days when you could EDIT OTHER PEOPLES POSTS. the management team is so incompetent it makes the place really fun if you follow the right accounts.

*@Luis*
Dude Twitter is just diet tumblr.


“Twitter would like to know your location”


I refuse to use twitter for any other purposes other than hentai.


So glad you put in the Gus Johnson sketch.


Sounds like Socialism to me!<br>Oh wait... I made that joke already...

Sounds like Socialism to me!
Oh wait... I made that joke already...


"Do you think the president is racist, Elmo?" BRUH WTF LMAOOO


I got suspended on Twitter even though I did nothing.


@Nintendozilla98 Twitter was hacked by Bitcoin scammers, and now blue check marks have been suspended I think


Even the P hub has a verification system


i was locked out of my twitter this year because i dont have a phone number linked to my account


Meanwhile my mom with her 200 followers is verified because she ran for congress in my area but didn't even make it on the ballot LMFAO


A literal edit button doesn't even exist on the website

Isn't that one of the fundamental parts of a forum/social media platform?

See, I even used it here

*A literal edit button doesn't even exist on the website*

_Isn't that one of the fundamental parts of a forum/social media platform?_

See, I even used it here

Not gonna lie, I think they don't have an edit button because they know people are going to abuse that button to make stupid posts like "Haha, I tricked you into retweeting this stupid meme."

@EonTheAlien
yes github has it, why can't other sites?

@EonTheAlien
_yes_ github has it, why can't other sites?

@Succubastard 101 just add edit logs that show each version of the tweet.

@Succubastard 101 I disagree. Doesn't Twitter allow you to delete tweets? I'd agree with you if twitter kept every tweet indefinitely but unfortunately they don't. Any twitter account or post can be scrubbed off the face of the earth in a matter of seconds by deletion. Adding edits would have zero effect in those regards.

That is true.  The Edit button is fundamental to social media, and it's very irritating Twitter doesn't have one.  Obviously, I used it here (the paranthetical next to this).

On another hand, does it seem also like EmpLemon has this weird protective complex of a president who is a piece of human garbage?

"...a petty pissing contest with America's president..."

The guy was spreading conspiracy theories and falsehoods!  He needed to be held accountable--and don't call me an SJW or something like that.

That is true.  The Edit button is fundamental to social media, and it's very irritating Twitter doesn't have one.  Obviously, I used it here (the *paranthetical* next to this).

On another hand, does it seem also like EmpLemon has this weird protective complex of a president who is a piece of human garbage?

"...a petty pissing contest with America's president..."

The guy was spreading conspiracy theories and falsehoods!  He needed to be held accountable--and don't call me an SJW or something like that.

@murpyh I've seen people reply to their own viral tweet just to mention that it blew up and plug something. It probably isn't very realistic to do the last two examples and get away with it, I'll give you that, but arguing that an edit button would result in plugging and "thanks for the gold" type stuff is kind of moot when that already happens; it's like how the comment to like ratio is used as a substitute for dislikes.

@bababababababa but screenshots can be doctored/photoshopped/whatever. In fact, its very trivial to, on Chrome, right click on a tweet, click the "inspect" option which will bring you to the relevant HTML in Chrome's Dev Tools, and change the text inside of a tweet. In this way, you can change the message in a tweet whilst still having the same formatting and style that the Twitter site automatically applies to the tweets(so, no way to differentiate from a legit tweet), and then you can screenshot that.<br>I think that probably the only way to guarantee seeing a tweet as it was before it was deleted would be to use a trusted 3rd party site, such as the Wayback Machine, which can take snapshots of websites in time, and has been applied to tweets as well.

@bababababababa but screenshots can be doctored/photoshopped/whatever. In fact, its very trivial to, on Chrome, right click on a tweet, click the "inspect" option which will bring you to the relevant HTML in Chrome's Dev Tools, and change the text inside of a tweet. In this way, you can change the message in a tweet whilst still having the same formatting and style that the Twitter site automatically applies to the tweets(so, no way to differentiate from a legit tweet), and then you can screenshot that.
I think that probably the only way to guarantee seeing a tweet as it was before it was deleted would be to use a trusted 3rd party site, such as the Wayback Machine, which can take snapshots of websites in time, and has been applied to tweets as well.

murpyh to be fair that’s what screenshots are for though

@Succubastard 101 Every viral joke tweet will get an Edit: Wow this blew up! Don't forget to follow me and check out my IG and....

Also politicians lying about things they said, or people editing viral tweets that said one thing to say another to promote a message they're trying to get out.

Tbf, considering Twitter's current (and most likely definitive) state, adding a standard edit button could fuck things up considering all the wack shit people say there, and how much others use that very shit to /accuse/cancel/expose/raise awareness on those very people.<br>The site has fallen that low with its community, and no amount of typos will ever change their mind about not adding such feature.

Tbf, considering Twitter's current (and most likely definitive) state, adding a standard edit button could fuck things up considering all the wack shit people say there, and how much others use that very shit to /accuse/cancel/expose/raise awareness on those very people.
The site has fallen that low with its community, and no amount of typos will ever change their mind about not adding such feature.


Bro why does the thumbnail look like a fucking Rasengan


>Steak-Ums followed me a while back.

I... really want to know why.


the quest for a blue monetizer checkmark


11:45 Ahh, yes, my favourite brand, Canada


That joe Rogan interview with the Twitter execs was a complete joke

@James Monroe He hurt your pwetty wittle feewings?


BLOOMPH BAD<br>Edit: Wow thank you for the verification, glad to see my hard work has payed off.

BLOOMPH BAD
Edit: Wow thank you for the verification, glad to see my hard work has payed off.


One thing I like about twitter is no edit button because people would just make a tweet and then do "thanks for the gold" or change it so it doesn't make sense or better yet just change it to an onlyfans link


Is anyone glad to have a Facebook account over a Twatter one?


3:11 I jumped in my seat from the background music.


You hate to see the Callme section already spoiled like finding a year old corpse time-lapse in the 15 minutes of camera fame.


twitter got bad as soon as tumblr got bombed.


The fact that you play esprit on the background just made me like the video


When everyone started innocently signing up for social media in the 2000/2010s's they didn't understand that a pandora's box of online garbage was being opened.


I haven't seen this guys vids in a while. If he's still doing that downward spiral bullshit, Imma lose it.


1:40 Speaking of Vidme, this reminds me of those pizzagate nutjobs who tried to cancel Vidme because a video wasn't removed as fast as they would have liked even though it was removed as fast as the people running the site could remove it... Maybe if they had put that investment they got (one of the investors was a Reddit founder btw lol what an endorsement) into moderators instead of hiring a new PR girl every month...


The Problem with trying to create Utopias is you are more likely to create Dystopia


So Twitter is bad and should feel bad, I 100% agree and I have never been there or used it.


"How do you do, fellow [Brands]?"<br>This is corporate dystopia at its finest

"How do you do, fellow [Brands]?"
This is corporate dystopia at its finest


The scolar of forbidden knowledge...

Stake-umm


Twitter is the Arkham Asylum of the internet.


what's that zelda like tune in the beginning of the video? sounds very familiar

There is paste bin link below the description


17:32 improperly timed blur that carries over into the next cut.


I mean... there were some good ARGs taking place on twitter, like "the sun vanished" or "dear david" but otherwise its total garbage


Call me Carson was verified but one day there was glitch where every verified user was accidentally in twitter jail so he just unverified himself so he could tweet that one day


I’ve missed yeah Emp Lemon

You still have the best way of telling it like it is and I still find your references and humour on point to my 1991 comedy taste.


Everyone gangster until the Karl Jacobs profile picture starts a cancellation.


It’s a good thing Carson’s not verified he doesn’t deserve it


tbh i tried several times to use twitter and each time i just couldn't get how anyone can do this long term because i felt i was just losing my time, thanks for confirming my prejudices


I love rewatching this vid from time to time but damn does that call me Carson bit not age well...


I have Twitter just for my favourite youtuber ❤✨


I've been following your content ever since you did YTPs, and I must admit, I love your soundtrack choices. I wasn't expecting to hear NFH2 music in this video.


These are all reasons I do not have, and do not want, Twitter


eSports also sponsor content creators alpharad is a notable smash content creator, (not a professional) and I think some sort of worker at panda global.


I still think YouTube’s comment section is worse than Twitter because it’s like Twitter minus the accountability. People literally can say whatever they want with almost zero consequence here.

@ReddishCarp 123 because in my experience it has led to excessive bullying, harassment and insults.

How's that worse lol. That's downright better than Twitter.


''Your looking at the future of marketing people''

He isn't wrong at all, remember when brands made mario maker 2 stages.

@Cornman Cornmansson so one time, they made an event, where i think the person that would have world record time by a certain date would get some money

Next up on cnn:
Wendys using geometry dash to advertise their new product

Next up on cnn:
*Wendys using geometry dash to advertise their new product*


Lots of porn artists moved to Twitter after the tunblr purge. That's why I use it...


Easy I just use Japanese Twitter, people are pretty nice there


holy shit i was dreaming i felll asleep hal way thrugh the vid and litteraly heard my grandma say all words from 24:29-23:35 exept cheezitx were jesus


I love how candid Steak-umm was with you. I mean it's kind of surreal for a corporation to be like that.


You need to be a urinalist to get verified on twitter


Me who's never had a twitter account: hmm...interesting.


You could always take the Pyrocynical route and get banned for no reason.


After so many years I find this channel again?


"This premise attracts a special kind of person."
*coughs* Karens.

"This premise attracts a special kind of person."
**coughs** Karens.


I immediately recognized that STAR_ thumbnail. Nice to see other people do too.


I tried. I tried so hard to sit on Twitter. I just couldn't handle the level of smugness mixed with peak narcissism and rage. Most people never talked with me. They were talking at me

Same. Waste of a year when I tried. Good riddance.


Ironically shortly after this video dropped all those celebrity and blue checkmark accounts.

Hmmmmmmmmmm


Me:yay I win,what do I get?

Twitter: I sad feeling


I was banned on Twitter for no reason so I had to use my alt email for an account


spencer was reverified because he is a glowie


I only use Twitter for porn, because tumblr no longer holds the artist.


it's not a place for normal people - emplemon


Idk twitter kind of sounds like a downward spiral 😉


Idk why I did this but I found cowbelly's real name:

Graham Heavenrich.

What you do with this info is up to you but I highly suggest against ddosing him

Why would you leak his name (if that even is it, I don't care to look it up) if you don't want someone to ddos him

If you don't want him to get hacked, maybe you shouldn't have put his name out there


Blue check mark

Now you should have one

Blue check mark

Now you should have one


Count dankula has twitter verification lol


There is a dude verified as God in pornhub


Wow that is so crazy I am wowed by this woah.


10:30 That was some nutcasenightmare music


bruh i even get more traction on tumblr than twitter


You should make a video about the downward spiral of TikTok. It started as an outsider platform to create vine like videos with pretty original memes. Now it is filled with rubbish and e-thots. It also has people copy famous TikToks until the trend becomes run into the ground.


Who else is searching for all the ESPRIT music in Emp's videos?


Fact: The checkmark means that Twitter fully endorses and approves of all things the person says.

Everything.


lol the rusty cage music, then the name drop


Average user here. I go specifically to make society a worse place. I love fucking with people and shit talking. Its so cathartic.


our platform promotes speck BUT
it's like saying
I believe in free speck BUT


there is a reason to why i deleted my twitter account. i NEVER use social media (apart from youtube and discord) and as soon as i went onto twitter i got bored to death.


Tbh I only use Twitter to follow nsfw illustrator


24:45 What the hell in that sentence causes the COVID-19 popup?


Don't use the Twitter symbol In the SCP symbol! the SCP Foundation is cold, not cruel.


well Twitter and all other social media is dead so this is all moot, however, very interesting look behind the scene.


Twitter is only important for gamers, besides that it has no use at all.

If there is a server issue: Twitter

If there is a upcoming Interview: Twitter

Just Important dev. stuff: Twitter


As someone who’s never been on Twitter;

Thank God.

As someone who’s never been on Twitter;

_Thank God._


To me, Twitter only exists to see lewd anime girls.


Well here we are, edit button on the way


We all know those dislikes are from people who play Among Us.


i dead ass got an add for a twitter growth company on this video


getting banned from twitter was the best thing that happened to me

Same. All I do is lurk on the few accounts I found that were actually good. Not being able to post is just better somehow.


Twitter is fine if you stay within the right side

Which is replying @this_vid in porn


Can you talk about the changes to their ToS & data collection policy coming June 10th?


I don't know who this Bob Chipman fellow is, but I have a sinking feeling that I would not vibe well with him.


I wouldn't know what Toxic Tweety is like, since I don't have one and will never get one... or any other social network thingamajig.


I wonder who political grifters on either side go to for verification...


The main reason is that Twitter does not have the same infrastructure like Facebook or Google, besides the popularity of the social platform


Please make the video about STAR_, i keep seeing you put his clips in your videos and i want to learn about his downward spiral


i prefer using tumblr because at least i have tags, search, chronological post and the staff is so incompetent at running the hellsite that it is funny


I'm so happy I uninstalled Twitter but at the same time I was following so many great artists on there. The only artists that also had Insta was one, so I'm missing out on some good content rn.
The only problem I have with Twitter is the non-stop talk about politics. Yea I could just change my country or location but the people that I follow contribute in some way to politics like retweeting, likes, etc so there's no escape from it unless I unfollow them, but then what's the point of even being on there?

I'm so happy I uninstalled Twitter but at the same time I was following so many great artists on there. The only artists that also had Insta was *one,* so I'm missing out on some good content rn.
The only problem I have with Twitter is the non-stop talk about politics. Yea I could just change my country or location but the people that I follow contribute in some way to politics like retweeting, likes, etc so there's no escape from it unless I unfollow them, but then what's the point of even being on there?

@Christian Flaherty: Sequel Edition I post my art on Insta, and besides the cropping issues it's not bad. I can't comment on the users on that site since my art barely gets noticed, but there's no annoying hashtag trending and depending on what you search up you only get recommended stuff you're interested in and barely anything unrelated. Highly recommend you give it a try, since it seems like no one fusses over what art you post on Insta compared to apps like Tumblr and Twitter.

Christian Flaherty: Sequel Edition yeah Instagram is a really good platform for you to find artists and you can leave long messages whenever you post youre art. Also all in all it’s a lot less cancerous then twitter. Just no nsfw which is a big draw of twitter.

I’ve been using Twitter as a stockpile for my art, and I’ve been trying to separate myself from it lately because I REALLY loathe how it handles communication. That character limit absolutely neuters my style of talking and encourages exaggeration that only incites more confusion and arguing. I only have it because of Splatoon 2, and have never gotten another social media account outside of YouTube, Reddit, or Discord, is Instagram good? I’ve heard it’s generally more optimistic. Which sounds very nice.

You can block certain words in the privacy section so that they don’t appear on you’re TL. I’m gonna start doing that since twitter has some amazing artists but has me feeling suicidal every time an actual conversation starts.

I recommend reinstall get a list of the artists you followed uninstall it again and follow them on pixiv

I made a twitter account to follow a manga artist. I don't use twitter anyomre, but I still check this artist's work.

I don't know a single artist who doesn't have a DA, FA, or Pivix on top of a Twitter. Go down the list of artists you like and search for them on other sites. If they don't make porn then you can still find them on Tumblr too.


ok wtf I'm subscribed but how did I miss this


I have been diagnosed with Downward Spiral


That's what utopian dreams lead to, Soviet Russia.


oh my god
alpha is verified because of blue and red incin in the cpucs

oh my god
*alpha is verified because of blue and red incin in the cpucs*


Im literally just using Twitter to get Arknights info and art with a little bit of JohneAwesome in it. I never want to go deeper,I've seen some stupid shit and I'm not even that deep.


Well now this video is now more relevant than ever.


I got suspended on twitter for being under 13, but I'm turning 19 in 2 months


Idk about you guys but the face of twitter for me has always been bob chipman. That guy is a treasure in the worst possible way.

Et, Youtube has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. Anyone, help.


I can throw shit in other people and just watch the chaos i like that


More people should call out this God forsaken hellhole of a site.


fun fact: at 2:53 pm est the same day this video was uploaded (roughly 45 minutes ago from when i'm typing this) the official @twitter account tweeted "you can have an edit button when everyone is wearing a mask"<br>or in english; "we know everything you want and we literally could not care less"

fun fact: at 2:53 pm est the same day this video was uploaded (roughly 45 minutes ago from when i'm typing this) the official @twitter account tweeted "you can have an edit button when everyone is wearing a mask"
or in english; "we know everything you want and we literally could not care less"


3:11 That little bit of background music took me back :/


fuck twitter verification i wanna be verified on edmodo


Great video. I think the bit at the end is actually a prank. Kayvon doesn't actually verify people and Jack just wanted to ruin his DM box as a joke


Was that dankmus in the outro? I swear that was the - D A N K -


Twitter is a zoo. I go to it every once in a while to see the funny animals.


my favorite moment from twitter is when hulk hogan said "RIP BAM MISS YOU BRO" thinking bam margera was ryan dunn, only to have bam reply and be like "dude I'm not dead"


Twitter is by far the worst social media out there.  I finally decided to nuke my account.  I've felt happier ever since.


17:32
I see this is a year old video, but you didn’t blur his real name for like a frame. It still takes 2 seconds to look it up, but just saying :D


Why do I use twitter?

Well, Wint posts every now and again, and that makes the world a bit funnier for a while.


wait, people can be followed by brand accounts?


Do a video on why the UFC/ mma Is loved. I'd love to see your take


i use it for porn and art... an by art i mean hentai


Next can we see why tweets about dead memes get 1k+ likes whereas others with actual effort put into it only get 20?


Twitter be like:<br>''Hey, at least I'm not Reddit!''

Twitter be like:
''Hey, at least I'm not Reddit!''

CerealKiller
<br>Twitter is literally worse than Reddit. I use Reddit to shitpost and find porn, and almost nothing else. You're not even allowed to shitpost on Twitter and their porn sucks.

CerealKiller
Twitter is literally worse than Reddit. I use Reddit to shitpost and find porn, and almost nothing else. You're not even allowed to shitpost on Twitter and their porn sucks.

The biggest problem with reddit is that majority of top subs are controlled by a small amount of the same mods

@unocualqu1era Same can be said with Twitter though, there will be people there who share the same interests as you.

Same with youtube and Instagram and more. Reddit just has places dedicated for these specific fanbases/groups.

My dick is incredibly tiny and I'm an idiot, but

I'd say both Twitter and Reddit are shit, but (and I hate to defend Reddit) Reddit is less shit. Why? Because there are a few useful communities in there, about videogames, modding, programming, whatever other interests you have, it's there. And the posts there can be very useful and informative. Since they're not limited to 140 characters, it's a good place to find information, links, recommendations of other websites with even more information, etc.<br>What does Twitter have in comparison? Hashtags and a limit of 140 characters? A huge focus on trending topics and latest tweets? Even 'good' accounts are useless as an information archive because of how twitter works. Not that reddit is perfect in that role (mostly because of censorship), but its certainly better than Twitter.

I'd say both Twitter and Reddit are shit, but (and I hate to defend Reddit) Reddit is less shit. Why? Because there are a few useful communities in there, about videogames, modding, programming, whatever other interests you have, it's there. And the posts there can be very useful and informative. Since they're not limited to 140 characters, it's a good place to find information, links, recommendations of other websites with even more information, etc.
What does Twitter have in comparison? Hashtags and a limit of 140 characters? A huge focus on trending topics and latest tweets? Even 'good' accounts are useless as an information archive because of how twitter works. Not that reddit is perfect in that role (mostly because of censorship), but its certainly better than Twitter.

@Сухарь Ржаной I got cancer reading this

@EmblemBlade9 I kinda agree but even still meme formats weasel their way in everything. Not to mention the ""comedic masterminds"" that thinks meta reddit memes are so clever.

@TheUnholyOne least we aren't Twitter, now check out this meme that's just a Twitter screenshot

Toats Depends on the sub. Meme subs suck, but memes on subs for particular video games, tailored to the game itself and not just using generic formats, aren’t too bad.

The upvote system though, dear god I hate it

@ERW NBE REDDIT? GOOD MEMES?! thats a good joke lad. destruction 100 wholesome keanu chungas enjoy ur reddit gold on ur cake day my guy

Meanwhile Reddit be like "least we aren't Twitter."

CuteSkyler I wouldn’t mess with n00baddict 53. Just think about what happened to the other 52 n00baddicts

Twitter seems to be absorbing all of the worst of Tumblr and Reddit. It'll end far worse than either of those have

@ERW NBE
>reddit is better than twitter
>n00baddict 53

@Immadeus the kid really humiliated the hivemind

Reddit is the laughing stock of the internet. A 14 year old kid scammed users of r/AMA out of hundreds of dollars of awards last week. He made up a sob story claiming he had brain cancer. Reddit is filled with these sob stories. People are only angry at him because he later admitted he lied.


My father got suspended and he barely even use the app


this is why i dont use social media, if i wanted to read an endless list of peoples one-off thoughts i would go to any youtube videos comments section


3:10
I didn't remember who you were until that song


I only really use twitter for роrn or other art. Screw engaging socially on there.


Im going to be real, i only use twitter for porn…

Twitter is good for artists to share content and annouce rafts/commissions.


8:00 Though it is messed up that this occurred without explicit evidence, I do agree that the culture around verification, even if people intellectually understand what it is, can be seen as an endorsement unconsciously due to how it’s been built as a symbol of cultural importance, even if that wasn’t the intent and/or function.


I have never understood the appeal of Twitter. Facebook, YouTube and Reddit are all much better.


Isn't twitter instagram and facebook but instead of selfies it's non stop text?
To me twitter is just a magnifying glass of art sites like Furaffinity and Deviantart, except instead of one theme or a genre it's more focused for you to see more of someone's art and quicker than they update their deviant art. Then there's others's art and pictures as well with the same theme. But mostly the main twitter's art.

So I don't follow or use it, I just look up artists I like to see more of their art, nothing else.


You should've ended on the russia comparison


Honestly, best thing you can do in twitter is just have it for following artists.

News, Art-Hentai and Memes.<br>Twitter is really good at those... but it's so bad when it comes to conversations. Those are literally impossible there.

News, Art-Hentai and Memes.
Twitter is really good at those... but it's so bad when it comes to conversations. Those are literally impossible there.


I got banned on Twitter for an insensitive comment,I'm glad I did.


I use Reddit and were less toxic than Twitter. At least we can form opinions and not worry about being canceled to the point where our real lives are ruined.


Pornhub is the only website I’ve seen where people to berate each other as a common occurrence


Too bad this is the only decent place you can post art in as an artist to get exposure


What's the vampire killer iteration at the start?


Twitter, a strange place, the only winning move is not to go.


Aw dang, here this whole time I thought being Verified™ just meant that like, you did the thing with the email or phone number to say 'Yeah that's me'.

I mean that’s another definition and frankly it’s so far from the blue checkmark that I don’t understand why they use that name


But EmpLemon, what about le funny Twitter caption memes and all the crappy art hashtags?


It didn't get this bad until Tumblr died and had all of its nutcase flood the site.


But... But Jschlatt got verified... WHAT????????? (he also then got unverified, only like 2 weeks later so again - WHAT?????)


i actually do all my trolling on youtube


I cant believe rusty cage stole your background music


Youtube's comment section IS the best part of this website


i use twitter to see all the hot cosplayers

its for study usage


also all the people that evacuated Tumblr, the nsfw artist and the asshats that harrassed them went to twitter


19:45
EmpLemon: Twitter is a pay-to-win game
EA Games and Ubisoft: Crap, we got a new contender!

"And we can't beat them at their own game"


-When you can Make money off of fucking roblox but not twitter


I'm watching it on the 1 year mark, nice


00:25 i liked the video for you not mentioning autism.

Thanks for pointing it out, now I feel excluded

Jk haha funny


Twitter - "we'll fix the problem by verifying the complainers"


What do you mean twitter is of no use?? I use it to laugh on wild west .


And it didn’t take long for Twitter to get hacked... tsk tsk tsk


Omg YouTube WON'T stop recommending me this


My only incentive to use Twitter is porn.


Bro imagine watching a channel for years because of the transition from ytp to top quality, award for most entertaining channel to this guy ngl


i got suspended for being against a zoophile


Alph is in the video pog. FORWARD AEIREAL!!!!!!


I honestly want to sign up just to see the hellhole itself but I don’t think it’s worth it

Please don't you will quickly lose your sanity


“In a cesspool of sin and misery”<br>In the house of the rising sun?

“In a cesspool of sin and misery”
In the house of the rising sun?


Youtube has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. I need help.


All the crazy people of Tumblr cane over to twitter and ruined it


There's a reason why Twitter rhymes with shitter


Yeah, i'm right. Twttier is Mordor right now.


You and Rusty need to run for president / vice president. Y'all can pick who is who.


I tend to use Twitter like reddit, if I want to see memes, artwork etc of a game or something through hashtags or check out an account like "Images that precede unfortunate events". Though creating an account was a mistake, Glad I forgot my login data.

Except that reddit is now communist and bans anyone who isnt far left.


There will never ever be a terrible goal like Twitter's blue checkmark.

You mean there will never be a massive social media blunder that isn't broken in the first place


Bruh i legit see 'journalists' with 800 followers verified.


YouTube is so nice they gave me a music note! Yay!


"What do we do when the system is broken, and cruel mob-rule makes discussion verboten?"<br>-Value Select

"What do we do when the system is broken, and cruel mob-rule makes discussion verboten?"
-Value Select


Twitter ppl diss tiktok but tiktok is literally the same thing as twitter but vids only and for younger ppl


There is no reason to go on twitter other then calling out someone who is behaving deranged

Well good luck with calling out everyone deranged
So for a start
Me


I need to find the song at 15:54 around the alpharad part, it’s been driving me crazy not being able to find it until hearing it now!


Elon musk should buy twitter and delete it


Yall should just start using Twitter for porn instead, it's a good source!

@AnEvilGhost Depends, on Twitter you usually have all of their works, their personal things and it's always up to date. I get the appeal, and I use good ol e6 quite often myself, but Twitter has a use too. I use it this way:<br>Create account > Block normies and brands > Look up a fetish I like > Look at some posts of it and follow the op and commenters, after clicking follow go to the accounts that show up as suggested > Build up a feed > Boom, easy

@AnEvilGhost Depends, on Twitter you usually have all of their works, their personal things and it's always up to date. I get the appeal, and I use good ol e6 quite often myself, but Twitter has a use too. I use it this way:
Create account > Block normies and brands > Look up a fetish I like > Look at some posts of it and follow the op and commenters, after clicking follow go to the accounts that show up as suggested > Build up a feed > Boom, easy

@Lord Blue Balls EX Yeah, I get that, prolly just a matter of preference

@Lt corsa Why not? Porn is not something that should be kept tucked away lol, at least in my opinion

Nah, just use sites like Danbooru, Pixiv, 4chan, or Rule34 instead if you need anime porn. It all gets reposted there anyways.

The porn is good but it's not worth the constant frustration induced headaches that comes from being a politically active person on there, your even seeing people being stupid on a certain issue or your seeing people you agree with infuriatingly argue in the worst way they possibly could

That is something i thought i would never think of. Why post that were everyone can see it?

Twitter is a terrible place for porn artists to have galleries, because there IS no gallery.

@Kakama Nuva Most artist accounts are their main accounts that they also post art to. They can say whatever they want.

Assuming that they don't put 40 ACNH screenshots, 55 reaction GIFs, and 4 WIPs per image on there.

SlovakThrowback - Danny  If you want to find more niche fetishes on 4chan then just use /d/ and /trash/.

@Kakama Nuva Kinda agree, practically the people I follow are extremly left leaning where while I agree with them to a certain degree, they can sometimes be te type of person to say "I am right fuck you capitalists communism is the only way" and they are sometimes in echo chambers which just sucks.

However, you have to realise that Twitter is a pretty personal and topical platform, it isn't surpsing that they express their views. amostly - their accounts are for porn AND personal stuff, if you don't like their personality, get a tool to download all their media for you and leave lol

Toa Pohatu I don’t even post my thoughts on politics and I don’t think most do cus it’s just a mood killer and a pain in the ass, you are right about media finder, it’s quite hard to find old content if they post gifs and other images too

Nahhh my nsfw feed is still full of garbage.

@Kakama Nuva Idk what kinda dum-in-the-head artists you follow, but I shall agree anyway

@Nick Rustyson I don't think he's talking about real women


26.41 why does Emplemon hate game theory


I ain't never seen a toxic Twitter user who doesn't  have an LGBTQ+ or Anime PFP.

@Totally a Human just choose 3 to 5 random colours, put them in lines and have a furry on there

@Totally a Human Some person who has whatever gay/trans flag or whatever bunch of colours they want on their PFP.


We're living in a nightmare world where Tumblr is the best social media.

@PSI Tactician Yeah, but like, have you been on twitter or reddit lately? There was just a large purge of subreddit's deemed "offensive", and on twitter you can get banned for the smallest of mistakes in your past. Plus, Tumblr is one of the last social medias to actually show posts in chronological order

Nah, that title belongs to Pornhub, far less toxicity.

Sketchy Dood Aight good point. I don’t experience issues with the search page though since it’s become more personalized for your tastes

haha brown not really because Instagram is closed off in a sense. A lot less people have the chance of seeing any random post

Ainan Kashif no it’s bad. Search page is full of shit and clickbait, stolen content/recycled content everywhere, “hot chicks in your area” spam DM’s, constant meme pages wanting to follow you for some reason ect

Ainan Kashif cant you say that about any site though?

Instagram isn’t that bad depending on the people and pages you follow


1 year later this place is the exact same with a lot mote people


Can't wait for the twitter yt account to hate comment on this video or complain on the actual twitter app/website lol


17:32
Idk if it's me but I think I saw a millisecond of uncersorship idk


You use twitter like an rss feed following what you like


i only use twitter to get screenshots from my switch


got an ad of jack dorsey interview after the vid lol


Blue checkmark is basically Twitter Premium. Pay to have some stupid tiddlywink for your profile.

Twitch Prime at least comes with free games and ingame loot for a bunch of games I don't even play. Amazon funds the ICE concentration camps where kids aren't even allowed soap though.


hurr durr corporations rulling twitter, this is just like soviet russia!!!!

the cognitive dissonance is real holy shit


13:19 Turn Me Out - The Whispers or Pizza day - esprit


A friend of mine tried to convince me to get on Twitter. This is why I didn’t.


Hey, this is completely off topic, but I'm really curious on your opinion of the auto generated 'topic' channels that have been popping up on youtube. It's like every time I'm surfing the site listening to music, I end up on one of these topic channels. From what I can tell, they're just siphoning the actual musician's  views and watch-time away from their own videos. I don't know much about how they work or exist. But if you or anyone here has some insight or opinions please don't be shy! Thanks.~


One of the largest grocery corporations in the states, kroger, isn’t verified.


Who came to this after Elon Musk got on the Board of Directory for Twitter?


meanwhile on Brasil  there is a bunch of noones with a checkmark


Twitter is a circus where everyone's the audience but everyone's also the clown


7:35 I remember a few years ago that I did see a few people complaining about certain people being verified, and saying that it meant twitter was endorsing those people, but the context I saw it in was a bunch of people laughing at that person and calling them an idiot so it definitely existed but wasn't a commonly held belief.


the only reason i use twitter is to get minecraft news, follow some minecraft fan artists and occasonally spit out some random bullshit i think is funny


imagine finally getting a phone call with a twitter insider and all you hear is "Verified" in a French accent. probably a good indicator to check your crypto stocks.


The random "what game is this" thumbnail from STAR_ threw me off.


2:25 The only thing I can think of is TOMMYINNIT


Youtube: "We restricted the blue checkmark because people were interpreting it as endorsement"
Also Youtube: predominantly gives blue checkmarks to people with the political opinions they endorse

Youtube: "We restricted the blue checkmark because people were interpreting it as endorsement"
Also Youtube: *predominantly gives blue checkmarks to people with the political opinions they endorse*

I think you mean Twitter bud, Youtube's verification system is alright


As of 10/21, Emp has yet to acquire twitter verification


I liked the video but I had to dislike it for the even 1k dislikes


The only reason i personally use it is because i dont like upload ing pictures, and like to upload from my computer. On Instagram you always have to upload at least a picture of some sort and it can only be uploaded from your Phone.


“We’re going to Twitter.com”

Well I feel the microwaves boiling my skin

...And my favourite

...charnobyl radioactivity

...And my favourite

*...charnobyl radioactivity*


All social media is just like Twitter...dont fool yourself.


You featured that movie-bob tweat. HA HA


Meh, I think Reddit is arguably worse but that's why I love it,4chan too


Nah I really enjoy using twitter, especially following artists on there. As long as you keep drama and politics out of your feed and instead just and follow things that interest you it’s honestly pretty good

Alberto C. Routwell Look mate, ppl can use social media however they want. In my experience, I’ve found twitter to be mentally damaging and taxing so I’d rather keep things positive by following things that interest me and make me happy. It’s not like I don’t acknowledge the problems, I’m well aware, but I make a choice not to interact with them for the sake of my own mental health. If you have a problem with that please by all means let me know...

@Silvesta
'Aka keep yourself in a echo system and ignore what happens outside it.'
You man, are the real life version of the burning house with the "this is fine." dog.

*@Silvesta*
'Aka keep yourself in a echo system and ignore what happens outside it.'
You man, are the real life version of the burning house with the "this is fine." dog.


i remember i got twitter back in 2008 as a joke because some youtuber had it

now it's turned into exactly what i thought it was


You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of Jehovah God?


Video was good but too many Simpsons clips; that's cringe bro, c'mon


Most powerful drugs
Weed: —
Alcohol: ———
Crack: —————————
Blue Checkmark: ———————————————


So basically i have a check mark so<br> Important!

So basically i have a check mark so
 Important!


Lol this video is so good! Twitter sucks


Am I the only one who caught the Mark3611 Billy Mays YouTube Poop at 1:29


our site protects speech unless people speak


PLEASE CAN SOMEONE TELL ME THAT MARIO RPG SONG IN THE BACKGROUND I NEED TO KNOW 😤😭😭😭


The popular group at my high school called me “fuckin’ weird” for not having any social media outside of YouTube, I got a TikTok, Facebook, Twitter and Reddit to look cool. Here’s my teir list

S:
A:
B:
C: Reddit (still use it)
D:
E:
F:
Not viable:
Other: TikTok, Facebook, Twitter


Got a check mark after the suspension of applications and am not in a network

"Today guys on Boundary Break we're going to take the camera inside Twitter and find out why it's such a terrible platform"

Fascinating. Guess you broke the boundaries on how you could obtain a checkmark.


Ima now eat stake ummm. They did the best ad ever by telling u info


I heard Palpatine's voice and had flashbacks to Rise of Skywalker. The relief I felt at realizing it was Episode III was palpable, pun intended.


yeah twitter sucks. was gonna talk about how I use my account to just post bullshit but even then you arent safe from the horrible people on twitter.


i dunno why i even watched this i dont even use Twitter


4:30 whats the song in the background? i know it from somewhere and its been in my head for years but i have frorgotten where its from


I always find it weird how Emp manages to include some footage or thumbnail from STAR_ in every video

huh, i never thought about that, but yeah he really does


@emplemon it's been 3 weeks we want another video, where is it?


Hay... I still rank YouTube comments above Twitter in terms of social medias I bother using


if i where twitter, just to fuck with ppl, i'd give the check mark to ppl who complain about it just like this. Get over your want for the checkmark? that is the true path of getting it.


you can put ad before your vids to gain money on twitter


Sounds like somebody got embarrassed on twitter for having dumb opinions.


I literally made a twitter account 10 years ago, used it for two minutes, and never used it again.

Jam I’m pretty sure any sane person has decided to try twitter and immediately walk back out the door after 2 minutes of using it

I'm shitposting so, I'm not reallly using it that mush

Same. Made one just to get free concert tickets. Haven't logged in since.

I didn't make one and i'm not planing on starting one


Bro who else got a JACK DORSEY ad on this video???


I <i>hate</i> whenever some YouTuber says "we had submissions for X on Twitter" because that leaves out everyone without an account/people who were suspended for no known reason.

I _hate_ whenever some YouTuber says "we had submissions for X on Twitter" because that leaves out everyone without an account/people who were suspended for no known reason.

they can only get that if they get 1000 subs but i only see big youtubers that use twitter instead so yeah you are right

@winneratwin It's a thing on a channel where the youtuber can post stuff like news, polls, and submissions.

If that's not a double standard, then i don't what is


I actually really enjoy twitter mostly cause i avoid drama and stupid shit

The drama and stupid shit takes up most of the site though.


4:30 Wait what? You know TheGamerFromMars? 😲OK just for that, I’m going to subscribe to you as well!🤩

11:42 wait, is that an Avatar reference? I literally just saw that show today for the first time in years LoL

I loved the vaporwave music around 14:00

16:41 WAIT THE RED ❌ IS MOVING!


Day 1 of asking for a team fortress 2 never ever


If green simpson is angry enough, does he change his color to red?

yellow has to be hue shifted a certain amount to become green, so if that same level of hue shifting is applied to red, it becomes yellow. so basically, no, angry green simpson would actually become yellow


That checkmark is actually white :/ unsubscribing and crying for the next few hours.


are you sure this video is not on reddit?


“We have to follow the money” instant ad break


oh no, the dramas on yt now, we must call the one


"several thousands dollars is a steep price to pay for something that should be free"<br>Sounds like prostitution.

"several thousands dollars is a steep price to pay for something that should be free"
Sounds like prostitution.


Your vid was followed by an ad for Twitter. Mmmmmmmmmm.