dude in the blue tunic is like the redditor who says he sees through the troll and is just entertaining it but is actually lowkey mad lol


The lady in the beginning of the vid is so fucking chill


Mans really spittin lyrics at the captain


tbh if it was that time that would have been a auction


aw bro that captain.. im trynna have a coach like that for one of my sports.


The only thing that bothered me is when you made fun of that persons pronouns

They/them is grammatically incorrect and she's a she/her, doesn't matter what she thinks she is. A lion can't identify as a fucking dog.


He really started reciting Juice WRLDs lyrics


That last part eith the captain made me tear up ngl


I just started watching him today and I have not stoped


it would be hilarious to see him work here for a day and just mess around


This dry and boring world needs more people like you… 🤣🤣🤣🥂


dude I haven't laughed this hard in weeks


when he started singing juice wrld lyrics😭


The captain definitely thought jidion was retarded


“Can you guys stop yelling? Y’all are the only ones yelling”<br>Proceeds to tearing his vocal cords

“Can you guys stop yelling? Y’all are the only ones yelling”
Proceeds to tearing his vocal cords


I love this video a little more every time I watch it


Salve salve fã ✌🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷💃🏽❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥💐💐💐⭐🌙🌝🌚🕺🏾👈


Bro these dragon guys had just too many sticks in their arses. They need to have a talk with that humble beautiful soul that is the captain.


Thought the captain was about to hang his ass💀


WE NEED THE CAPTAIN TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! HE IS AN AMAZING MAN!


everyone’s sayin it’s wholesome but realistically they thought he had problems🤣

ikr I think they thought jidion had autism or something


Oh So your playing Single player, I like to play CO-OP we need that on a T-Shirt


No way he gave you a bite of his turkey leg 🤣😭and he took it back


lol he said fuck that nigga….. dudes reply was hes a spainard….. bro lol im dead


13:00 look at the size different  on there ears


This is the whitest shit I've ever been to .


Yo imagine if they would of called you the nword 😂🤣😂 or you showed up as a slave and messed around with them 😂


He offering him a job while dis niggah makin that bread 😆🤣🤣


bro they thinkin u hab some kind of diseas


all jokes aside, the captain is really insporational


Lol the min she said she wasn’t a she but is beautiful….that was the W to dip. L woman/thing

@occult teachings they definitely have a pen/is


Captain was actually a real father figure


Man I wish I can meet a person like the captain


the "but thats the spongebob intro " moment..... you got balls bro


The fact that he said I still see the shadows in my room 🥲🤣


He said I blue balled you when cap said he left him hanging I was dead 🤣💀


3:16 fuck that bitch: u made him break character for a second🤣🤣🤣


Hey guys I'm not american. Can anyone explain me what's going on here I mean why everyone is wearing different costumes 🥴


This some good asz content cuhz 😭🤦🏾♂😭🤦🏾♂🔥👍🏾👍🏾


i wanna see him in the crowd doing this everyday


I haven’t been feeling like my self the past few months. But after I saw this video I felt like I could change a lot about my self and try to be a all around more social and outgoing person with a lot of energy.


captain def though he was autistic but like good guy for how he treated you


I think the captain thought he was special ed


i wonder if he actually became a member of the crew 💀


bro that captain is honestly amazing he’s such a good dude


" they/them...."

" ah I'm pen/is"

That killed me


@JiDion when is the mercy shop gonna be open I’m tryna cop


And thus the most iconic and lovable character of the DemarcusVerse is introduced.


respects  to the captain though humble dude


I don’t think you realized who that homeless guy was. He went viral for breaking down our government system years ago. He’s a genius!


If JiDion applied for his job in the video and left his YouTube career I wouldn’t be mad


'my words exactly but you said it better' bro im dead lmao


someone knows his messenger pigeon? 10:08


It’s kinda sad that jidion prolly didn’t call the captain and actually become a pirate


"you the most beutiful lady in the land"
"im not a lady"
Bro you got mf destroyed


bro the captain is actually such a nice dude, 10/10 man, would recommend.


When I went there the first person that talked to me said when you 18 I will be engaged to you


Bro Jidions confidence is on another level


That dude was really mad you were talkin to his they/them-ussy


HE DOUBLE CHEEKED UP<br>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE DOUBLE CHEEKED UP
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


POS Was SUPER disrespectful to performers and the vendors. When you are told to go away. Notice no one else thought that was funny. It's harassment, and trash. You're lucky you didn't get tossed. Every interaction in this video is professionals TOLERATING this wannabe. I guarantee, he was a topic of s#*t talking to everyone he interacted with. Shame


11:37 the ladys face when she said not so hard


11:59 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

11:59 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


I love how he could be in a normal conversation and then start reciting lines from a song

Also I want a update on his job application


CAPTAIN REACTED TO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KHYorG798w


Cool video, interesting content,  but Completely Obnoxious guy - being really loud doesnt make you funny - hes got charisma but the actual stuff hes saying is trash


The guy in the thumbnail was such a poor sport/ douche. Prolly low key thinks of Jidion as a slave. (Took the larping too seriously) And felt pressed he was joking abt getting with this girl


The dude he approached joking about dating his girl was a total POS, and def racist, prolly looks at Jidion as a slave 😂💀 he LARPING wayyyyy to hard. Buddy still thinks he’s in the reinicassance era, prolly wears that to bed.


even though he was joking, man thats captain is a good man hes going far im telling you


“If you guys buy more merch I could have got that” that had me dying xD.


wow this is the wholesome and light hearted vid i seen in a minute! keep it up! Also That Captain is the best! So much heart! Bless that man and his crew!


love how he says the dumbest things so casually


Anyone noticed that was kirito’s sword dark repulser he was selling


Funniest fucking video I’ve seen in ages


Bro you crack me up so bad i aint gon lie HAHAHA


If I was a kid there and saw this man doing this shit Ide actually be thinking what In the fuck shits still funny tho


Call the captain rn and ask to be in the show again


Jidion I found you TODAY, but ur my new favorite youtuber


pen/is will now be my pronouns forever 😂


This might be one of my favorite video of all time


@953: She can't respond to WhatsApp cause it's the middle ages. I get that.  But she responds to Pronouns...?


0:50 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0:50 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


was i the only one that saw the guy with the akatsuki cloak on


Yo it got 120k likes hopefully he does it


bro your content is actually the best like no one is like you you keep blowing the competition lets freaking go


i think the captain thinks jidion is autistic


"Thats copyright infringement" had me dying lmao


You got some hot lady's? Nah dudes😂. Man's was mid handshake and goes awwwwww


0:37 wtf is going on in the background to the left lmao


“i’m pen/is” 😭😭😭😭💎😭

“i’m pen/is” 😭😭😭😭💎😭


He made him sound like he was gonna kill himself


that captian is the most likeable dude ive ever seen


Ngl my English teacher belongs in a place like that💀


Dude had me 💀 when he said “can you turn on subtitles?”


The captain was scared of the whole copyright infringement thing so much that he let Demarcus be the star of the show ☠


What people domt get is that even if he would be sitting their like a calm man, he would still be screaming in the eyes of most of these white people just by the way he looks.


Some folks think everybody should leave.  She could have handled it.


The captain part was the most family friendly moment I’ve ever seen on this channel😭❤


"Rrrr , Give me your booty " not like that though, like... your money😂😂😂


1:16 when you buy Pete Davidson from wish.com


i got huge respect for this dude godamn i love this man and not in a gay way


"Yall the only one yellin"

"LESGOOO!!!"

"Yall the only one yellin"

"LESGOOO!!!"


lowkey sad you didn't make a fulltime job as the pirate


Bro I can't take it!!  Not the whole government name. 😂😂


Bro you funny fam “gemme yo booty “lmao <br>I’m going through a tough time I just watch one of your videos to get a laugh . Thank you

Bro you funny fam “gemme yo booty “lmao
I’m going through a tough time I just watch one of your videos to get a laugh . Thank you


Put on sub titles - Demarcus Cousins the third


I feel like they think he is disabled 😂😂


bro my fav video of damarcoz lmao im pen/is ( XD )


The captain DEFINATLY thought you were autistic


"thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "THANK YOU"


Demarcus is doing something deeper here than what meets the eye. Pay attention to his interactions with in the world and the responses he receives.


the funniest thing is, demarcus and my mom would get along with how he talks to random people


Yall notice the captain had Kirito's blue sword?


I was so weak when you just kept saying thank you over and over again 😂😂😂😂


we not gonna talk about how that was Excalibur from sao at 8:14


6:40 "whats your name" "demarcus cousin the 3rd" HAHAHAHA


2:23 THE LADY ON HIS LEFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHH IS LIKE WTF


w captain the most wholesome human being


People saying the Cpt is a rare soul lmaooo people don’t realize that the Cpt is just hustling. He used Demarcus to win him money in the auction. Which is why he offered him a job. Bro helped him sell that sword for 300.


The captain interaction was so wholesome


Captain definitely thought Demarcus had learning difficulties


Man this nigga is so freaking funny 😂😂😂😂


“What is she saying turn on subtitles” lmfao


Either they are really nice or they think he is kinda like deficient in the head yk


10:40 he’s the skinny kid at the bar or party that goes up to every girl and says “is this guy bothering you”💀🤡

dude, that might actually be his girlfriend bruh.


That first lady with the map is awesome 👌🏽


Hmm am calling bullshit on the captain.

I think the guy out biding jidion is a mole only there to bid the price higher if they get an big personality/ego in the crowd. That’s why they went out of their way to get jidion back, bcs they didn’t think he would stop at 300$, usually big personalities such as that never wanna be outbid specially if they have a big ego. But I was pleasantly surprised when jidion actually stopped his emotions from taking over and stopped himself from blowing up his account just to prove to random people he has big pants. Jidion you have earned my respect 👍 unfortunately they tracked him back and made up a story to make him buy that worthless shit at the last bid of 300$ the mole made 😩


Bro the chemistry between jidion and the captain is amazing


There aint a single video of you where I didn’t laugh ❤ you make my day buddy


Bro I started crying when he pulled out the “I still see ur shadows in my room” with the captain


Borderline sexual harassment, you should not do that again.


Wait what planet is this on?? You guys are mask free? #LUCKY


Bro is menace but somehow finds the nicest people ever


That captain 👨✈ a G and you best go to work bwoyyy we gave u the likes !!


Bro that guy really thought he was some anime protagonist when he walked up to you counting his money


I don’t think you wanna be back in the good old days


Me scrolling YouTube… comes across a video with 5.3 million views, wonders why. Realises why. Amazing content. 1 in a million sir


the non binary person was so wholsome haha, i love to see a fellow non binary person


“what is she saying? turn on subtitles” 😂😂😂 you funny asf dude if it was 1800s ill buy you off the auction


I luv wen he told that one guy he's on the hub and he's ah fuck and then wen he tells him that's guys he's like more disappointed


isn’t that guy who asked for the dollar the same dude who talked about “divide and conquer” or whatever


"I still see you're shadows in my room" lmao


"thank you." "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you"


0:26 this guy who asked if he’s from Tik tok was wearing a Tokyo Revengers toman uniform lol


i was at one of these back in 2018 in wisconsin


Can I have a bite 😂  😂  that was a good turkey leg ..


why she so good at whipping black people


The captain dude is one of the biggest W  person I’ve ever seen❤ may God bless him!


14:00 the blank stare while captain being all wholesome and sentimental whilst hes wearing the homiesexual shirt


Should have bought the Blue Rose Sword from SAO


wtf why id the akatsuki there go to 1:31


What was that sword womens problem she rlly went sicko mode


I’m sorry but the thank you part where he just got louder and louder killed me


Because you have a Glock when you should have a musket 😂😂😂😂😂


Hahaha bro you have to get a job there with the captain


Damn, that blonde girl that got mad at you for calling her a lady was a bitch


lmfao anyone notice that the captain had a kirito sword?


u guys got some hot ladies, na dudes. Oh fuck


This man just made all these peoples day


No jokes but why was the captain spittin facts


14:29 " I still see the shadows in my room. And i cant take back the love that i gave you"


the look of that white lady's face @2:22 is hilarious


Bro you should of said $300.01 and you will win it 😂


What’s the name of the piano instrumental when talking with the captain


The captain guy is genuinely so wholesome


Damn this ren fair looks cool as fuck where is this one held at?


The captain is the ancient one to Damascus


“that’s copyright infringement!” bro is a menace


You should have told that pirate captain you were messin around, he actually thought you were sped lol😂😂


To joke about the brothel in front of children was disrespectful. Please protect children.


397k likes so uhhh when you going back there?

Jęßßę Cåßíłłåß


“i don’t know if i’d say that, he’s a Spaniard” 😭


best video just wish you went real talking to the captain hahah


When he started saying thank you over and over I started crying


i stee see yor shadows in my room im dead


16:34 anyone know in what video he first got offered a job?


Next year when unbanned do give me the booty but in a pornhub way


Bro I get second hand embarrassment but this is the funniest shit ever 😂


this is the fucken best video ive ever seen cracked me up this guy is funny asf


The Imma just see you at the brothel cut fucking killed me 😂


Man that captian was way too wholesome bro had me tearing up


There’s a special place in heaven for the Captian


The Captain is the greatest side character in the Demarcus Cousins III lore


which was the first video he got a job on?


Damn This fool the funniest YouTuber rn 😂


Bro almost made me laugh the whole time this is the best vid ong


16:28 bro you cant just say that after getting a job at a pirates auction LMAO


0:35 what are they doing on the left side of the screen 4k


So did you and the captain get married yet?


man he should actually work there cuz thtey actually want him lol


I like how he had to think about the next lyric line for that subtle juice wrld reference lmao


“That’s the SpongeBob Intro” I’ve never seen an outside event go so quietly that quickly 🤣💀 I’m dead


אילי מתן סויפר


BRO I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO, JIDION IS A HUGE W ❤


didnt baylen levine go to this place in one of his videos


The captain is so wholesome I actually loved how amazing he was like that man a g


10:30

No way this guy is dressed like he's bout to say “showtime” and has the audacity to tell him to leave


This has to be the best video on YouTube ong


dang the captain is literally a god given man wow


That captain is the real goat bro god bless to him fr


8:09 kiritos sword from sword art online


Pirates of the Caribbean<br>Demarcus Cousin the 3rd

Pirates of the Caribbean
Demarcus Cousin the 3rd


14:31 bro got sad he started saying the lyrics to triple x song


300 thousand likes …. so when u going for ur first day ??😂


THE SECOND HE QUOTED JUICE WRLD I STARTED DYING 14:30


Itachi is in the background at 1:32 maybe it is just an illusion


this is my favorite video i literally love this video 💀


Anyone else get embarrassed for him I be pausin the video and everything


nah the most slept on joke is fs the co op joke 💀


“don’t put me on no pornhub witchu”
“you got some hot ladies?”
Jidion: “nah dudes” 😂


bro the captain is the best guy i have ever seen


This is just a reminder to myself

The day after this video was uploaded, was a Hella good day😘


DEMARCUS COUSINS THE III BECAME A PIRATE!!


i went there before and i fail with random ppl


“Feels like I’m back in the good old days” IM ROLLING LMAOO😂😂


10:50 that is the most AI interaction I've ever seen


Jesus loves you all and don’t say the Lords name in vain


"i still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that i gave you " THAT SH*T GOT ME ROLLING


It's to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you oh easier said then done


This series has officially beat the Batman trilogy in terms of all-time greatness. I'm 100% serious


Brother just don't give a f*ck! 🤣🤣🤣I love it ... I've recently found ur channel hahah good stuff man 🤣🤣🤣you keep the same facial expressions for everything keep this sh*t up


Whoever hired this captain needs a raise.


Me being a eagles fan and he was very good for us I got pissed


The captain was playing off him idk how he didn’t loose his composure


11:20 there is the freaking blue power ranger in the background


The way he turned around and looked at the guy at 2:30


"He doth cheat, the Spaniard."

"Fucking bitch bro."


I found ur channel 1h ago and iam addicted my dude


bro captin has a youtube channel!!!!! He even reacted to this vid bro he a real one - this his vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KHYorG798w


Hey everybody let's get JiDion to 4Million subscribers bro and then to 5Million subscribers bro and this man back at it again with classic videos dude


Alright where is the video of you working


You said 120k likes and you going back we’re waiting


their so pretty omg the person who worked with the dragons


I ain’t even gonna cap you look like a black dr egg man with a beard


everyone talkin about how nice the captain was, but are we not gon talk about when he said he would switch the end from dababy to gimme a dolla 😂


10:36 wtf happened to my manz water melon sugar


6:37 Melo right next to Demarcus Cousins


Bro they probably think he’s on the spectrum


Dead ass captain is the most goated piece of human in this world


I never seen content like this lmao fucking Gold 😂


Bro really said I still se the shadows in my room, can’t take back the love that I gave you


Ranas so cute and I love her demarcus let her know in your newest (next video pleaseeee)


hello there, i dont mean to force my religion on you at all. but Jesus is the messiah. he is the lord and savior of the world. please turn to him and repent from your sins! let's worship the Lord together!! Amen! Glory to the Lord almighty!


Why does he actually look like carson wentz


You would make a great renaissance pirate!


So does he work with the pirates now or? Please tell me he works with the pirates now.


Bro started pullin put the juicewrld lyrics💀


9:43 does she got a medieval fans?...9:56 wait nevermind


Lord Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life: No one comes to the Father, except through Him.


Half of the video I was feeling embarrassed for Dermacus Cousins III.....This guy doesnt give a damn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KHYorG798w cap's reaction funny af


I love DaMarcus cousins the 3rd! He's so awesome!


Bro the captain is a legend more people need to be like the captain


That police officer look like that 1 dude from America sniper


Okay … but why that security dude looks like Stone COLD STEVE AUSTIN BRUH


Ay that was some game of thrones shit when the dude came out and told you to leave and u challenged him to a duel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


10:48 when a fucking captain America walks through the back


that girl at 11:00 is cute never meet a freaky cute girl who loosk pretty but also isnt traumatised cause of certain idiots. do i really have to go on a public event like a medieval thingy to meet such girls? i have agoraphobia not very helpful + i was once one a medieval market and i NEVER experienced ppl who are open to talk with strangers... >.>


Олексій Стасюк


I just get second hand emberrasmend from this shit


yoo where have i beennnnnn i love your videos so much 😭❤❤❤❤


The “I still see shawdows in my room” comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lol. This guy really does just make a living off harassing people. Long live Pokimane


11:34  honestly felt like she was going to try and beat the shit out of him like she could lol


The captain is the realest guy I have ever seen all jokes aside


3:29 "Fuck that n****"
"Well... he's a spainard"

Uhmmm that's not how that works lol

7:10 ...waiiiit, a minute. You're excited about getting the pearl necklace from the captain? Suuuuuuuuuus 😂 I think you really were ready to meet him at the brothel!


The motivational speech was kinda crazy tho from the captain


“I’m a pornhubber” got em dead asf. 😂 this might be your funniest one yet. Captain a real one too


When he missed with the hammer, i can't...


Forget YouTubing dude. You is meant to be pirating. No piracy


loll when he started singing lucid dream lyrics i was laughinggg


The captain is a huge W hope hes doing good


art u going to pun up the new vid to work my g


That captain speech made me want to cry :')


jidion reminds me of elf in this from the movie


This guy needs to be stopped. Absolute menace to humanity


Wow. I’m genuinely blown away by how truly amazing the Captain was. He really deserves the love.


that man better be blessed for the rest of his life


look at homies face at 10:55 , dude takes himself way to seriously while looking like that.


Bro I swear if he was white his face would be so red like there is no way a white guy is doing this and getting hella red


11:16 he removed the part when he says "I cant go against little kids?"


bro my volume was max i woke the whole neighbourhood up


demarcus donquavuis partharlomy James the third jn


DeMarcus Cousins III got 120k likes but he hasn't returned here to work! What's up @JiDion?


This man a legend in the most emotional part he never broke character😪💀


Man was jealous you were talking to his "they/them" <br>and said you would lose a duel LMFAO

Man was jealous you were talking to his "they/them"
and said you would lose a duel LMFAO


daily reminder: if you want a job application but can't get one, do what demarcus 's cousin the thrid did👍🏽


NAH THIS THE FUNNIEST ONE IN A WHILE 😭😭😭


People who don't understand him yet, his an alien that just trying hid best to interact with humans


omg those swords were from sword art online


All jokes aside the story of DeMarcus cousin III  and the captain would be a amazing animated story


I  came here to laugh not feel love...<br>Dammit Captain!

I  came here to laugh not feel love...
Dammit Captain!


Jidion has wvery aspect of comedy possible


His pockets were longer than mine😭😭✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻


This the funniest channel on YouTube. This shit bring me to tears fareal. I be embarrassed for bra and he beyond comfortable


The captain is ducking awesome i love that man


No one gonna mention how the only swords they auctioned were anime swords


wtf the guy at 01:17 looks like the Bushdid911 bum


Why the hell does that bid master have kirito’s sword


I've been to one of these damn you upload this on my birthday noice


I hope that this does not ruin the captain.  He was really a genuine soul.

Nah the captain's even made an appearance on one of his recent vids lol


“This is bigger than lizzo, no pun intended” 💀😂😂


the guy at the beggining was wearing a tokyo manji wind breaker what a goat


Bro the captain isn’t a captain he’s a king


Gotta be honest. Got pretty annoying. Could tell the people around him were pretty done with him being there.


Was pretty funny except for the cringe conversation with the dragon people.


Captain was kinda chill. Man wanted to talk business tho fr


Was this the atl ren fair?  Was there this season too!! It was great


We need an update about this pirate recruitment thing going on.


How does he keep it together bro, if i was the cameraman I would be dieing 😭


This man the type of guy to message a random girl and ask for thong pics


@10:30 lol white boi was tryna act hard like he wouldn’t get beat down in under 10 seconds 😂😂😂 bro couldn’t even make eye contact lmfao


''your playing single player? Im playing co op


Bro fr if that captain is seeing this, you are such a vibe a a great person 🙂


love the content bro its helped my depression recently. your vids are gems, keep doing you forever


the other people must think hes mentally challenged


Guy with the dragon girl was a insecure lil douche lol she handled it the man looked weak and not about the combat life


A lot of those people are buzzkills except you


Girl: you’re a YouTuber ?
Guy: no, I’m a pornhubber !

💯💯💯🙏🏾👍🏾😂


It would be dope to see u go back to work on ur first day


11:31 she was enjoying that a little to much 😄
My boy know how our Ancestors feel now 😅


He’s not even funny Just obnoxious. This guy gets no cheeks. His name should be herb.


how did you travel to the renasance era?what was the first reaction of them seeing black guy


That captain described what East Asian culture is about


"You trying to make it hail" was pretty funny


Aye what was the name of the song in the end


"i still see shadows in my room, cant take back the love that i gave you" lmaoooooo 14:31


“Turn on subtitles” 😂

That boyfriend dude had real “you’ve upset Vanessa” energy


Bro captain is the best guy in the world


DeMarcus, "yall are the only ones screaming here." also him, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


I never seen someone so annoying and so funny at the same time, except maybe Borat


Brooo why is this the first video I ever seen of his. Bro wilin af lmfao   When he sang that Juice to the cap 😂 What an amazing guy the captain is


They didn't have miscegenation in medieval times. They kept it pure.


The pirate captain was one of the coolest guys I’ve ever seen!!! He was such a cool dude!


I cried when you were talking to the captain


where is this place? it honestly looks fun!


Hath thou not heard of the plague that is making its round in this era yet?


My guy is acting like a wannabe Danny Duncan


This is outside of PGH. It's a great renaissance fair


This is the definition of you can't take niggas nowhere 🤣🤣🤣


Literally never comment on anything but this was fire, wholesome, and authentic as hell 💪 thanks for the content


0:36 i know y’all not acting like you didn’t see what was happening in the background


Lmao the Juice WRLD lyrics to captain
"I still see their shadow in my room"
"Cant take back the love that i gave you"


Guy in the thumbnail looks exactly like Shia LeBoeuf wth


this video fucking killed me!!!! yessss!!!!


Video idea get a job and put in your 2 week first day


3:33 man going full racist on the Spaniard💀💀💀


......YoU.... yOu NeEd tO LeAvE... Doesn't even make eye contact. He tried...


My god this guy is a meme and half. On top of all the antics, dude’s got a homiesexual shirt on


@10:50 lmao this dude is so lame, no sense of humor


You have a glock, when you should have a musket 😂😂


10:57 that thing woulda sucked the soul outta you


Talk about extra! SMH annoying af. Please do us all a favor and shut tf up


I swear I’ve seen that homeless dude before


Wow what a nice ass guy bro shout out to him


9:56 I don’t get this. Does this woman identify herself as a they/them?  What’s up here?


1st video I've ever seen of yours. When you're cool and fun with people, it's enjoyable. When you push people into weird and uncomfortable positions, it's 150% cringe. You made me laugh, but also made me really dislike your push for making that kind of content. Consider that from a stranger.


The dude that owned the shop was deffo jealous of dijion hitting on his employee, yano mans been trying to tap that for time and keeps getting rejected

For real, can't take a man's tough guy act serious when he's wearing damn elf ears. 😂


LOL This was hilarous, only bad thing id say do less sex jokes whenever you come across pretty girls Pen slash Is


Did anybody else see the dude at the beginning fanning under his skirt


The audacity that his to say of his stuff, he acts like everyone else are npc’s


13:50 "argh" idky I laughed so hard at that 🤣


this is my first time seeing one of your vids dude your hilarious XD


DEMARCUS COUSINS THE THIRD IS THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bro I've been to that renncance festival so many times it's crazy


I deadass never heard of this guy and he just popped up in my recommended vids. Holy shit was this a fucking wild ride, shit was good the entire way through


Bro at 1:27 look in the back you got the Akatsuki


DC III: "Step outside bro"<br>microphone: 🙊

DC III: "Step outside bro"
microphone: 🙊


No way that captain just gave him a job. He just way to Nice.🤝🤝


it s so disrespectful. black privilege right there.


👇BEST 🏀 CONTENT❗
https://youtu.be/gFg8xuzVtb4


Never seen a video of this guy before but this was really cringe and hard to watch, such a try hard to be funny 🤦♂


dude my man captain is one of the kindest and loving heart<3


the captain was lowkey trynna be nice and he was ruining it

Yeah I kinda wanted him to go with the captians flow


You can host a 1000$ Jidions talent show?


homeboi at the dragon hatch was a buzzkill


8:09 I thought I was trippin when I saw kiritos sword.


i remember when esfand went there on his stream awhile back. lmao


This is a tale of Demarcus Cousins the Third.
Pen met a beautiful person, the chat was absurd
However, in the end
They took no call
No messages, no pigeons
But they had a tough thrall
and out he came
with coins, a fair amount
Pen/is had no chance with they/them
When standing about, was Money/Count


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Ji: Fuck that nigga!<br>Knight: Well.. uh...  I dont know that I would say that exactly....

Ji: Fuck that nigga!
Knight: Well.. uh...  I dont know that I would say that exactly....


Demarcus is like the main character on a adult disney movie 🤣🤣🤣


"Can't take back the love that I gave you" 😂


"you got hot ladies?"

na dudes

shit made me piss myself🤣


demarcus cousins the 3rd you made 2021 a great year, thank you.


Yo I fricking love that captain I’m glad I’m breathing the same air as he is


This guy is the best man alive in earth. My man goes can I go against little kids 😂😂


She was bad bro in a good way should have coped her messenger pigeon xd


I love how he was saying juice world lucid dreams lyrics while in a wholesome serious conversation with the captain


Bro they had to think they were autistic there is no way


U and big daws should do some shit for a vid


hitting him with them juice wrld bars at the end was cold


"I'm pen/is pronoun" bro I was drinking 💀


Hows he gonna start reciting lucid dreams😂😂😂😂😂


My new fave YouTuber of all time. The goat


I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me


All jokes aside the captain earned my respect for selling a sao sword


“This is the second time I got a job without trying” 😂


nobody could convince me you are not the main character.


the kid who gave you a bite of his turkey leg 🐐


“Naw im a pornhubber” I FUCKING CRIED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nah bro the captain for sure thought he was autistic or som


You should have dressed as a pirate man ☠ 🏴☠


He only gave it for free cause he wasn't sure about that D


14:30 bro you killed me with the juice wrld bar lmfao


@Snazzy Goldfish Because it is clear that she is a woman tbh


Bro that captain is such a cool guy I wish him well in life


bro that blue elf dude is to soft you can tell his girl was like stop it go back inside lol


my boi try to act hard built up confidence to walk up to him "sniff" i think its time for you to go lol like he was on some john wick shit lol my dude was in some lame ass elf costume looking like he was in his early 30s lol he practiced that walk up millions of times just waiting for that moment you can tell ppl like him don't have the courage to really do shit lol


That captain is such a legend, but I bet he thought u had something wrong with u 🤣


i love the captain please join the crew do it for the kids


bruh I died when he dropped juice lyrics at 14:30 HAHAHA.

btw happy new year to you all


First video i watched of yours and im subscribing


The captain was tryna make a sale y’all stupid😭

𒐪🅥𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 🅥𒐪


“I don’t think we had yes daddy ring tones in medieval times😅 that’s a big meow meow😼😼”

𒐪🅥𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 🅥𒐪


your acting is just way to funny I swear


dude was so jelly when you was hittin' on his girl lmao. she totally wanted the d.


think i can copy your messenger pigeon? ok i held it together up to this point and bust out laughing.  5:10


The Somalia comment I felt targeted but that was funny 😭😭


Dude from Pittsburgh?
Only place I've ever heard black dudes talk like this.
"Like like like" "bro bro" all I'd have to hear is a "homieeees" & I'd know for sure


sir thomas saw his career flash before his eyes 😂


6:27 that's copyright infringement lmaoo


I think the captain thought he had autism 💀


The captain is going to make me cry cause he's soooo kind


10:00 what a stuck up loser. She literally like i am not a lady as you are looking at her and can tell she a lady.


bro how tf does he not get embarrassed bruh😭 jiDion u funny asf, jus copped rawdogger merch👀


How does he get a whole crowd cheering for him 😂


Casually users juicewrld lyrics during an emotional conversation 😂


his legs never shook when he was presenting in class


what is she saying, turn on subtitles
the subtitles: nothing

*what is she saying, turn on subtitles*
the subtitles: nothing


the amount of confidence this man has is unreal


This man really quoted “I still see the shadows in my room


americans recreating an history they never lived...


He really has this grown ass man call him by that name


I was there at that festival but didn’t see him


Literally found this man today and watch 4 hours worth and I’m pissed that I just found him today and not earlier


am preety sure the captian though you were sped, and that's why he was treatin you like this


Man I have never laughed so hard thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU


Jidion: "You look like Carson wentz" Officer: "I don't know who that is" Jidion "He's a bum"


No one gonna talk about how the sword that the captain had was from sao


Lol this video killed it haha I hope you go back you're hilarious I subscribe to you because you're funny


Dude gettin all defensive over that girl 😂


Yo please submit that application. This was hilarious.


I thank Dr Alaho Olu on YouTube who came to my rescue, he cured my long term virus HPV. He cures HSV 1&2 and HIV too….


11:00 he could have totally got her number, she was into him


This dude has insane social skill and confidence. If I had his social ability the last 15 years my whole life would be better, lol. Walking up to a dude and asking for a bite of his Turkey leg. And pulling it off so it's cool and not awkward. That takes insane congruence in your actions and beliefs. If someone tried that who didn't just "know" they could pull that off it wouldn't work.


Jesus the people here have no sense of sarcasm, humor or lightheartedness... Autistfest... except for the captain ofcourse.


The captain guy seems like he would/maybe is the best teachers out there such a cool guy


10:57 Where can a guy find this Call of Booty place? 😂


Lmao bro what is this channel… I can’t stop watching.


“I still see shadows in my room can’t get back the love I gave you”😂


The second I saw this video I subscribed and almost had 3 heart attacks


omg this was one of the funniest things I watched inna while


where is this place, low key during the fight ima jump in the sand..


0:37 , 3:22 , 12:20 , 16:20
^ My mistress❓😅

11:33
^ What was that workers problem🤣


14:30 he sead some stuff of juice bru am done bru keep up  the work/grind


why is the captain making me wanna cry right now


Anyone know where this festival was at?? :0


i ship captain x demarcus cousin the 3rd


Sad attempt to get cloud by annoying people. And then people are shocked that no ones wants to live with him in the neighborhood :-)


“I’m not a lady” they them wtf just happened?


“I still see the shadows in my room can’t take back the love that I gave you”
LOL u got me at 14:28

It’s to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you oohhhh easier said then done I thought you were the one listening to my heart instead of my head you found another one but I am the better one I won’t let you forget me


I haven’t laughed that much in a long time.


dud all i seeing is sword art online weapons


when he started quoting juice world i lost it


No fucking way he just said juice wrld lyrics while talking to the captain 😂


“I still see the shadows in my room can’t take back the love that I gave you”😂14:28


This foo finessed this whole renaissance 😂


Bro I’m so sad the captain will have to wait another year


This is my first time watching him hes a savage


brooo the random rap lyrics got me dying lmaooo


Nah fr u should go work there every now and then


14:29 bro really used juice's lyrics lmfao


6:59 the way hes jumping around is so funny lmfao


bro the captian is the best i hope rn he is having the best time in his life and everthing is good about the caption. And great vid JIDion much love <3


"Its a big meow meow" I think im the only one that caught that


this dude has so many hustles, youtuber, soundcloud rapper, pirate, pornhuber, tiktoker, nba player, streamer


14:30    “I still see the shadows in my room, can’t take back the love that I give you”🤣


bro started to use juice wrld lyrics lmao


Broooo, how are you not able to break character


10:31 white boy was shitting his pants to come out.


I have to be carful how I say whip it out 💀


when you started the lyrics of the juice wrld song when speaking to captain bro


That was the best fucking video i have ever watched. I could not stop smiling fr


10:35 you know he be smashing the they/them relentlessly


Why the sword look like kiritos from sao


Yo why tf all the girls he talk to so pretty tho


10:35 "I think its time for you to go" 🤡🤡🤡🤡👺👺👺👺👺👺


I’m not a lady but I Am beautiful. Shuttttt uppppp lol enough with the nonsense .


That guy looked exactly like Carson Wentz


Bro is so funnnyyyyy "how much VC is it"


I love this dudes confidence it’s awesome


I know you trolling, but u should actually keep in touch with captain… he is so amazing. people like him are a dying breed


Mans weak and has no technique. At least you got a YouTube channel tho


When him and the other guy was yelling during the joust match and he turned around to look at him 😂


shoutout to bro with the turkey leg. that was real


Fun Fact:
You didn’t search for this
This searched for you


No cap I hate when people say I’m they/them
Because when I was working at school I said miss would you like to get in front of in the line
And she said I’m not a miss it’s a they them and I was like “ who the hell is the other person”


0:26 dude had the Toman fit from Tokyo revengers 😭


its to the point where i love and i hate you


I feel like all of them think he’s for real


The captain might be the most inspirational person I have ever seen


“I still see your shadows in my room, can’t take back the love that I gave you” lmao ha ha ha

Ķïŕîļł ømæįņ


How dose ur Camara man not die of laughter In these videos 🤣


No fr like the captain is wholesome bro he can really motivate people the captain is real


Demarcus its time for your first day of work 😠


he said stop screaming then screams not even a minute later 😂😂


Ong the captain is so nice like legit he is so nice !!


that guy at 13:20 is allowed to say the word


3:54 this was the funniest part of the whole vid 😭


Jidion sayting to stranger:
Why are you yelling. There is no one else yelling, you are the only one yelling.
Few sec later.
Yell battle starts.
LET'S GOOO!!!! LET'S GOOOO!!! broo pick me up!


Bro this man went to a fair and got a job as a pirate


Bro all the people in this were walking W's, captain really bout to make me cry 😪


They used pronouns in the medieval times? how un-cool

@Мариана Миранда Non-Binary? isn't that from star trek?

Probably becuse the person is non-banery and they don't have to choice other pronun for be in a fake medieval time

Мариана Миранда


4:03 He just needed to Earthbend so he could send that ball flying Toph-Style! ;)


when he started saying lucid dreams lyrics got me 😂


This dude always trolls but the people he trolls actually like him usually 💀


dudeeee the captain was fr so wholesome like wow what a great dude


"I Identify as They/Them"
"I'm Pen/Is"
I lost it.


0:01 bro felt too comfortable being a pirate

Теодор Белберов

Теодор Белберов


0.01 bro felt too comfortable being a pirate

Теодор Белберов


Your video bring me light even in my darkest days❤Gracias 🙏


JiDion: Bro can you stop yelling

Also JiDion: OOOOOOOOOOOH


Yooo I legit took edibiles and watched that 11:32 fight scene like 80 times. Shit is pure comedy 😂😂😭😭😭😭


"f**k that ni**a", "well idk that i would say that"  🤣🤣🤣


L that guy trying to stop u from spitting game and yes im looking at ur old vids and they funny asf


Bro u genuinely funny bout time I find a good youtuber lol


Man really said can you turn on subtitles😂


yo gotta be honest .your content one of the reasons im barely pulling throught in the panedemic. keep it up bro


8:09 the captain selling SAO sword lolll


“That’s a SpongeBob reference” killed me 😂


6:35 .lol. There’s some things I would love to do to him.


4:10
“This is for the kings wife, misses


yo wtf, i had to pause at 1:11 just to say how racist that was lol  wtf


Omg I literally almost peed when he said "omg don't wanna be on porn hub witcha! Ah f*@k"🤣🤣😂


12:18 Not his biggest moment anymore, he met Demarcus Cousins ;o


@9:56 Poor lady, Doesn't understand how basic grammar works. And @10:29 , This guy looks like the final boss of the simps ... counted that money like 5 times 😂😂😂


As an English man there accents are bad lol


Bro the captain is amazing, we need more people like him in this world


the captain dude is an absolute giga chad


No way this guy fitted lucid dreams in a convertation 😭💀


W captain can we get a W for the captain‼


Memes aside, that captain pirate was a g. I fuck with him.


This gotta be the funniest shit I ever seen


they really needed to turn the subs on tho


Did anybody see the dude nonchalantly fanning another guy's crotch at 0:37 ? XDDX Priceless lol
All while JiDion is having a weirdly normal conversation


You have over 600k ig follower so you need to see tyron


10:30 literally what's his problem like Jidion did nothing wrong


Ohhhh so thissss is why that one booth guy hates Jidion I've been watching the videos from newest to oldest


Anyone notice the Lucid Dreams line he used. “I still see the shadow in my rooms. Can’t take back the love that I gave.”


fuck the B.S why is this man on 2.85M subs smh.


I think the captain thought he was sped or sum


Bro the hug and “thank you captain” had me crying ur hilarious


when she said, well i’m not a lady got me like 😳😳😳


haven’t seen a jidion video that’s not a banger 🔥🔥🔥


This has to be the funniest video I've seen in forever oh my gosh this is the best I can't stop laughing


14:30 he just starts singing juice wrld💀💀💀


NAH BRO SAID "I still see the shadows in my room" 😭


the captain dude was honestly so down-to-earth


do you still keep in touch with the captain, cause hes a real one


i think the captain thought JiDion was autistic


This is the best video i’ve watched, bro even got a job application


tell me why the officers name is j.shoemaker and mines j.shumaker


The captain was bidding the one of a kind dark repulsor from sao


It really felt like this dude was on a quest


"You got some hot Ladies?"
"No, dudes"
"Aw fuck"
lmaoo


BRO I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING, I FUCKING LOVE YOUR CONTENT KEEP AT IT!


He forgot the gimme a dollar at the end🥲


its funny to me that everyone he meets while recording thinks hes "special" lmfao


So happy 😁 the guy from planet fitness named Daniel told me to look you up


i got chest pains laughing at this shit lol


how did i not find this guy early hahahaha, so fking funny maaaaaaan


yo i just started watching your vids man.. you funny af!


The confidence that this man has is incredible


Wait but what is their portal number tho?


The captain was actually amazing for talking with him.


Dude really said I still see shadows in my room can’t take back the love I gave you


XD he said " this is bigger than Lizzo no pun intended" I was dying


all u need to do to get attention is act like this guy. ur best youtuber


3:36 wtf is that jack the skeleton and his his girl


Legendary captain that sailed the sea the best of them all


14:30 ma bro just said juice wrld's song lines🤣🤣🤣 i still see ur shadows in my room cant take back love that i gave u🤣🤣🤣


10:30 “I think it’s time for you to go”-😼🤓


8:15 the captain's selling the "dark repulser" in a medieval festival lmao


Bro really sang juice world too captain jack


I know the homeless guy who asked for a dollar


Idk what did I just watch but.... It made me laugh


Bro im boutta play some skyrim right now


When he quoted Juice WRLD lyrics to the captain 🤣


At 14:30 it sounded like you were giving Juice Wrld Lyrics


funny asfk... but second hand embarrassment 💀


"I still the shadows in my room aaand I cant take back the love that I gave you" nigga what??🤣🤣


Duuuude I haven’t laughed so hard in a while.. IM DEAD!!😂😂😂😂☠☠☠☠


This dude is hilarious 🤣 he said give me the booty


when he started reciting the lyrics of juice s song i ve died


Bro no cap that dude does look like Carson wentz hahah


The girl he fought channeled the power of the ancestors


"I see shadows in my room, cant take back the love that i gave u" Juice WRLD 14:29


Bro captain is a real captain like so wholesome


No cap this is one of the best vids i watched on youtube EVER.


I love him because he does not care if he inbersis him self


1:40 this interaction had me rolling laughing lmao


Wonder what he does with all those photos of random people he takes? Does he delete them afterwards 🤣😂


Did you change the title and the thumbnail?


Sir Thomas: he cheated
Jodion : he’s a fucking bitch

Sir Thomas: my word exactly but said it better
Jodion :fuck  dat nigga
Sir Thomas : we’ll idk if I would say that 😂😂😂


LOL “the captains pearl necklace!!” I’m fn dead yall


Stopped my school work to get some jokes.... keep doing you fam 😂


Turn on subtitles, I couldn’t stop laughing


Broooo I went to this, no way I didn’t see you 😢😢😢😢😢


Why is nobody mentioning that the first interacts at 0:26 has a tokyo revengers hoodie???!


people did notice Demarcus’ vibrant personality, in fact millions did :)


YAS.. HIS JOURNEY T BE BLACK DANNY DUNCUN!!! ITS COMPLETE


Captain legit changed my whole attitude on my craft wtf what an absolute champion


Shout out to captain for being the realist 💯


Like i am also homiesexual, i love homies


2:02 "what is shes saying? turn on subtitles"💀


This is the most emotional video I ever seen in my history of seeing with my eyes


Does anybody know where this is? I’m tryna meet this guy man


8:29 my man holding Blue Rose Sword from Sword Art Online LOL


Gets to be a pirates and ruin “I think it’s time to go”  that guys life


They probably thought he was autistic lmaooo 😂😂


Man u should bless the captain with something nice guy was so genuine


Yo this man content fire 🔥love it broooo


I had to pause at the copy infringement part 😭 I couldn’t breathe


Lol the shadows in my room the love that I gave you lol


It would be fun if you you would to make the show with captain


Did he really just bite the guys turkey 👀


Go to 6:32 why is there a guy dressed as sauske in the back😭😂


This guy did not just say he's pen/is 😭😂


They should bring the horse sport back it would be funny as fuck seen that on ESPN


Dababy: "You got ladies?" Demarcus Cousins III: "Nah dudes." Me: 💀


this man said he don’t know who carson wentz is🤦♂


She was so fit then I heard the they/them and I said nahhhh 😂


that captain is the real asf. I wnna meet him bro


How are these events legal bro, these people😭


Ayo is no one gonna talk about the g wagon at 0:22


3:29 he should been like “fuck thou nigga” shit still funny tho 💀💀


Bruv, muskets didn’t exist during the renaissance, guns didn’t exist


Bruh the chances of getting Lil Baby on cam


Ugh, I'm getting mad special vibes from this vid I'm cringing so hard 😬


That guy was such a lame that told you to go when you was macking on that pronoun woman.


9:56 Yo I fell out my chair when he said "I'm pen/is" 😂😂😂😂😂


Lol ima pen/is 😂😂😂 for me rolling out of my bed


@jidion is so annoying. It seems like the only focus of his content is to cause misery upon nice people who don't deserve his incorrigible personality.


12:09 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

12:09 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Lmao that First Lady he talked to asking for directions so he could pipe down the queen😂😭


Turkey leg was also cool let him actually get a bite


i saw “give me a dollar” homeless guy and got surprised nobody knows who he is


Honestly I hope they meet up again and because like Danny and papa Jim


The more you spoke with the captain the more disappointed I was lol that man is a treasure ( no pirate bun intended) lol


Best YouTuber of all time keep up the grind bro 🔥🔥🔥🔥


HOW TF HE NOT START DYING LAUGHING BRUHH


Are you gonna go back the video got enough likes


This man really said turn on subtitles 💀💀💀


How tf does he get in these situations lmaoo


i just wanted get easy match making took me for a loop 😂😂😂😂😂


Man Said His Name Is Demarcus Cousins III 😂😂😂😂


“How Much VC Is It ? oh My Bad Pounds” 😂😂😂


bro ian never laugh at a vid from beginning to end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bruh demarcus is lowkey carrying youtube


Pls get a couple of black people in fake chains to Sing to that song o:50


Demarcus cousins III is definitely the main character


Nobody questioning how he asked for a bite from a random dude like that?💀💀


That was hilarious how he screamed NOOOOOOOOO!!!! After England lost the duel LOL


can't wrap my head around how master troll this guy is. Dude i Really love U - second video ever


Damn yo who's the capacity I wanna meet him


bruh am i the only one who', s laughing every 10 seconds


that captin was cool even though he 100% just thought thsat jidon had a disablity


the captains monologues always get cut up LoL


Reach out to the captain to surprise him with sum!!!


God dam them BROTHAS clapped that hand so hard it echoed 11:58


When he said stuff about having and Glock to the police officer I actually almost cried laughing


we don't deserve the captain. he is a god amongst men

S̶X̶D̶ S̶C̶X̶M̶『スカム』


Is it just me or when you try to go to shop jiDion, it says coming soon and you actually can’t buy the Merch. I just some homiesexual shirts man😞


I don’t usually laugh watching YouTube but I couldn’t stop wit dis


lmao people treat him like a disabled child lmaoooo


Captain is so hot I want to grab his cheeks


"what is she saying, turn on subtitles" LMFAO


this is the guy that does the stuff we are to embarrased to do


Can’t take back the love that I gave you


10:30 is an asshole he was serous af. They were the only people that acted like that. Everyone probably hates them there and knows they’re weirdos


The dude that played Captain is a real dude!


2:03 me in English class when we do Shakespeare


8:04 elven chick in background is badddd


They really thought you had some kind of a disability


Bro was just joking around and ended up working for the guy 😂😂😂


Lmao your a foo man, I can’t stop laughing 😂 “I’m a pirate now” haha


Bro u gotta keep that captain in your life


"im looking for the kings wife" that shit had me dead af ngl


Your occupation is to make an idiot out of yourself and then monitize it on Youtube for views...sad.


I may or may not started crying when the captain was wondering if you were okay


"Well I'm not a lady, but I am beautiful" <br>Is she really not a lady???

"Well I'm not a lady, but I am beautiful"
Is she really not a lady???


Bro said you don’t know Carson Wentz? He’s a scrub 😭😭😭


“You got some hot ladies”
“No dudes”
The straight to ad killed me


joking or not, jidion has the energy that you just appreciate


I'll have to be carful when I say whip it out SHEEESH that's wild


All jokes aside. That captain is a REAL one


When you rember he got banned for a year


Demarcus really was walking away so SAD that he won a set that wasn’t for him


i been working overtime so i am trynna throw my coins where does he come up with that omg


"What is she saying? Turn on subtitles!" I'M DEAD


be careful on you becoming a pirate lol Baylen Levine might come for you


go live the pirate life of your dreams bro, make us proud


“USE A STIMPAK" this man's plays fallout 😂


i’ll slap the fuck out that dude that got mad cause he was talking to his girl😂


You got some hot ladies? Nah Dudes. Ah Fuck 😂


This type of “humor” is obnoxious. I remember some of the spoiled white kids at my school acted this way. Isn’t making people angry and thinking it’s funny a 90s thing?


Lol I’m on my boyfriend yt and NO HE DID NOT JUST USE JUICE WRLD LYRIC 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭LMFAO


you the only youtuber i seen that dont care were you at and how many people around you always being funny thats why i love your video


This is the funniest shit ever I swear 🤣😂🤣😂


Did anyone else notice at 14:32 he started singing lucid dreams?


"what is she saying. Put on subtitles." bruhhhhhhhh


I aint gon lie, when the captain was having that real talk, I was starting to tear up


Barely discovered bro and he’s funny as helllllll!


Everyone needs a captain in their lives!


bro just ded ass gave you a bite outa his chicken


Bro the pirate took it so seriously lol but great dude and vid


this is funny af and wholesome. fucking with that captain too just a cool ass dude


I’m pen/is 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

I’m pen/is 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂


I hope he became a part of the crew just to keep captain happy


aye whats shawty’s @ fo the dragon leather thing


11:33 that girl was enjoying that a little too much


I don’t even know that captain personally but he’s already one of my favorite human beings of all time


That woman with the bf was hotter more bcuz of her personality ngl she seemed chill af. Was catching a vibe lowkey the way she playing like she tryna reject you😈 she knows she wants a Black Knight😌


he highkey had a whole story arch this vid


this was pure content. been a long time since ive watched a good video like this. im well impressec : - )


Legit cried when the captain talked to you, acknowledged you, and.. I guess, loved you.


The pirate probably thought he had autism or sum


10:31 this dude was jealous af that you were trying to snap up that chick lol.


How have I never seen you on youtube before? Fricken hilarious dude lool


Omg I was cracking up start to finish. This man is a fool lmao love it


The captain def thought he had a disability


i’m dying that he was leaving on the horse at the end lmao


I’m sorry but I lost it when he said “fuck that bitch” “fuck that Nigga” 😂😂


Just Find Your Video, Love Bro,,Big Fan From Germany


When he starting saying the Lucid Dreams lyrics to the captain, I lost it. By far ur best video


DUDE YOU GOT A JOB AS A PIRATE 🏴☠ ARRRRRR OMG 😱


This dude getting a job with out trying while I'm setting here struggling


Where r u from? Every where is so country


Awesome bro smh I never really be hitting the like button or commenting or subbing but this was awesome man lol u def got a like from me an think I might sub if this is really what your about an u be clowning an having fun with that clever type shyte😆😄


Bro went to make a vid and got a Job instead


This is funny af anf the captain was amazing, great vid


The fact that he was saying Juice WRLD lyrics💀


why is everyone mad nice in JiDion's videos.. like dude took a whole bite off some random kids ice cream lmaooo


All jokes aside but captain is amazing fr


Came for a funny vid and captain got me crying


"What is she saying? Turn on subtitles" SENT ME :sob:


I ain’t like that Spaniard shit sir Tomas was saying they cheated us out<br>Of Florida💯🤣🤷🏽♂

I ain’t like that Spaniard shit sir Tomas was saying they cheated us out
Of Florida💯🤣🤷🏽♂


'wtf is she saying, can you turn subtitles on' 😂😂😂😂😂


“Im Pen/Is” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Im Pen/Is” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bra not gone lie on the personality side you are the funniest YouTuber out here 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Not a brother or sister in the crowd and he spouts off he's DeMarcus Cousins III. This dude is amazing.


I might be late but the captain was a true one


Naaaahhh I'm pen/is has to be one of the funniest things i've ever heard


america has some good places. This , bingo hall wow


He gunna replace him with the dragon leather thing 😂😂


Mans wanted to end younglings like Anakin😂


how tf he almost get a job from trolling


This is the best youtuber I've found in a long time


Shoulda added the GIVE ME A DOLLAR at the end instead of the dababy


I really want him to work there but like I k ow he can’t that Captain was one of my favorite moments on the channel what a nice guy


10:30 That guy’s ego was tested. I would be to if I had a stud talkin to my woman.


A white guy that sounds country doesn’t know who Carson Wentz is? That’s the most shocking part in this vid


Lmao dude pulled up like Littlefinger @ 10:33


Someone get MrBeast to bless this wholesome captain


This guy said “ I still see shadows in my room “ 💀😭💀😭💀


F£&king hilarious, pretty sure captain was trying to get down 😂


I love when this dude randomly gets hype 😂


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it’s a group

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it’s a group


This dude going on his first day of work lol


"DeMarcus cousins the third" lmao aka BOOGIE LMAO


YOOOOOOOOO, THE CAPTAIN JUST FUCKIN JESUUUU.. THE SPEECHHHH TFFFFF. HOW WAS IT SOO GOOD


Jidion is honestly so dope, man really plugged the young jits song. He aint had to do that, him and his brother must be happy asf👌🏽🔥🔥


Theres actually no one like JiDion man🤣🤣🤣


Hol up is that the guy who was talking about the Illuminati??? Ifykyk


I don't even care, im not even gonna describe whats happening in this video, its f*<b>*</b> funny 🤣😂

I don't even care, im not even gonna describe whats happening in this video, its f**** funny 🤣😂


Shadows in my room can't take back the love this man 😂😂


0:26 mans really wearing tokyo revengers coat


This dude really got a job haha I’m dead


Dang I like the attitude! Awesome I'm subbing


This nigga is a menace. Straight black force energy.


ive never felt so hyped for a joust till this vid


That captain was so serious and thought Dion was too 😂


If you dont larp I'm unsubscribing dead ass on my momma


I’m weak this guy is comedy with everything he says through out the whole video


this my favorite so far. the captain is so underrated he needs more fans


Bro if it was really back in the day he would be in the fields


im dying the way you say shit so casually lmaoooooooooo


“You got any hot ladies?” <br>“No dudes”


He really started singing juice wrld in a conversation


It’s what she’s going to be shipping from me


The captain was so wholesome man, I love him man💙


Tyrone always makes me laugh and he lights up my life when he posts


Dude jidion you have to buy that helmet i was crying


ˢᵒᶜᶦᵃˡᶠᵉᵉˡᶦⁿᵍᶻ


Go up to an emo girl and ask to scan the bar code on her wrist


anyone else notice he started singing lucid dreams while talking to the captian?


Went to one of these in NC in middle school. It's absolutely a blast.


it’s time for u to leave dude jus mad he couldn’t snag the bag himself


1:59 turn on subtitles had me wheezing for an hour


This guy is something else I love this guy best  my new favorite YouTuber better than Danny better than bayline


The pirate captain guy was a bold faced scammer. Those things he was selling was probably $20 max and he sold that shit for $300, he saw that JiDion was willing to pay that insane amount and sent his scammer buddy down to track him down, he made 560 bucks instead of 280, hes a straight scammer, JiDion literally seemed like a special ed dude, so the scammer saw his mark. This is distasteful.


im in a JiDion binge right now, I needed this. Been a minute since I've seen a great channel with great content


the sexual tension between him and the captain is thick🤣


Bro was trynna put dog on THE TEAAMM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


jidion please go through with this pirate stuff this shit cool asf lowkey


Not anyone talking about how the sword was from sword art online


“Dude you are like… Such… a presence” - The Captain


Demarcus man I want to say thank you so much for being such a big inspiration your videos truly make me laugh and put such a big smile on my face I moved far away from the people I have fun with and I can’t see them as often and it has affected my mental health because I can’t do the things I used to with them and your videos have truly helped me I wish I could meet you some day bro you really are a goat


That give me a dollar guy was the dude talking all about that politic philosophy shit


I was having a really bad day but after watching this I feel great!


Lmfaoooo trolling these dorks at their own nerd festival 😂😂😂 I love it


Not even joking the captain is A walking W. W everything


yoooo watching this video and realized we were there the same time 😰


Dude jidion you gotta collaborate with the captain again


Omg ong he did not just quote x 😂😂😂 Go Damarcus go Damarcus


“I’m not gonna get drunk but I will get handsy”


This guy set such an easy like goal because he wanted to go back


I’m here because of Instagram and the short video of him talking to homegirl about dragons. Saying he identified as pen/is and reaching her portal 😂


Uh I’m not a lady lmao <br>I have pen/is pronouns

Uh I’m not a lady lmao
I have pen/is pronouns


I Shall share the kings wife thou she will love


I don’t know if I find him annoying or funny as hell😂


This is the universe where Jidion was born, so chill and so funny


I could not hang with this guy, would be pissin my pants 24/7


Is this in North Carolina bro I was there the other day dog shit was lit


i wish i could stay in character this long when i f with people


jidon walks into the place
captain: YOUR HIRED YOUR HIRED

*jidon walks into the place*
captain: YOUR HIRED YOUR HIRED


Objective: Seduce Aela the Huntress

"You're not supposed here"

Objective Failed


what is the password to get into the store for merch


Boy was trying to hit up the girl and the guy rolling up he was just having a conversation damn that weird taking about I think it’s time to head out like the fuck. Unless she your girl I wouldn’t say shit


Maybe im giving too much, but i like what he did with the Dababy thing, Showcases that NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!


14:31 bro i just realized that he said
"I still see the shadows in my room. and I can't take back the love that I gave you" LMFAOAOAOAO
+the captain is nice asf


Captain a real one, bro was mad af you talking to his girl but I think he is slick racist and extremely insecure it’s obvious your not serious


“You’re the only people yelling like bro.” “Let’s gœœœoæœ!!!!!”


Homie hit the captain with sum Juice Wrld xD.


Bro i work here in the parking lot if u can today is the last day and u can come


When Demarcus was talking to the captain he looked like a little kid .


12:00 “ah Fuck” - the moment I subscribed 😭😂


God I wanna hang out with you so bad man I’m so into all your humor


Young Don The Sauce God 2 brought me here and now you got a new sub. You had me laughing in tears, you’re the fun cringy that I can enjoy.


Let’s be honest the captain was the best part of this video he was so genuine and the best

I feel like he’s going to ruin the friendship next encounter 😂😂😂


What was the dude counting the money's problem


That captain had no idea he was being fucked with 😂😅🤣😅😆😂


Yo is his name actually deMarcus Cousins the third


This the first video I’m watching of urs and it’s fire def subscribing and watching the next coming vids


mans has a Sword Art Online sword at 8:10


Hear the loving truth https://youtu.be/OMDYyehjSFM ❤❤❤


When you started the lucid dreams lyrics 😂😂


The captain is the hero we all need but don't deserve


The fact that the lady really didn’t care then the guy came up and acted tough😂


NGL one of the best youtube videos I've watched in a long time.


i love u demarcus cousins iii but pls don’t troll the captain like that again he’s too sweet for that ):


Ik still see the shadows can’t take back the love that I gave u 😭😭


Chill Demarcus cousins III 😂😂😂😂😂 yo ass funny bro 😂😂😂


Some people don't deserve to get trolled and the captain is one of those people.


10:28 dude tried to walk up so cool like he was finna handle business or sumn😂


Hello i kown you don't kown me but you made my day evry day and i just want to say thank you. And sorry for the bad english i am from hungary


Damn you are so damn funny bro keep it up love your content!!


bro the way the capt actually cared about your feeling


Best videos on YT hands down. Thanks for making everyone's day better :) also the captain is a legend fr


bro you dead ass let your inner child out


My man pulled out The Juice wrld Lyrics on the captain


I cringed so many times, I don't know how this man can do this lmao


I couldn’t tell if that was really lil baby


captain passed the vibe test with FLYING COLORS


Anyone else cry when captin and JiDion hugged


Bro really made himself the main character of a whole ren fair


“Those aren’t the fun pirates” I fw this dude


he quoted a juice wrld song and got away with it! xD 14:30


w joidion w captain w vid w life w brothel


This video makes me smile harder than I physically can.


bro the guy flexing his $20 at the shop lmao


Bro the "I still see shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you" got me dead 💀


I bet the captain would have gladly taken Demarcus Cousins the Third to the brothel


This one of his best videos 😂 up there with the fuck tyrone 😭


dude this captain is actually the goat bruh


I saw your second video first and looked hard to find this one just for that Dragon guy, the guy is level 100 Beta status..<br>its sad but seriously was funny as hell

I saw your second video first and looked hard to find this one just for that Dragon guy, the guy is level 100 Beta status..
its sad but seriously was funny as hell


this dragon girl so much my type i would duel that dude anyday for her  * blast FUS RO DAH*


I can imagine that’s how people was hype back in the day when they was really jousting and sword fighting in ancient days!😂


Bro hahahahah you are amazing, im freaking dying of laughing right now


Love the vids 😈😩👋💩💨🔒🥍🛼🏈🏏🏉🥊😇🤭💀🤭😁🤣😁🍌🫒🍒🥒

Love the vids 😈😩👋💩💨🔒🥍🛼🏈🏏🏉🥊😇🤭💀🤭😁🤣😁🍌🫒🍒🥒


"Feels like I'm back in the good old days"<br>Oh no no no no no

"Feels like I'm back in the good old days"
Oh no no no no no


Can we all realize that the give me a dollar guy was the guy talking about secrets of the US government


This was the best video I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂


Please just please become part of the crew 😭


The person at the dragon spot sounds like that girl with orange hair on gravity falls


the blonde short haired lady was HOT as pepper

Ramen رامين रमेन 拉面


"you are the only person screaming" also him "LETS GO, LETS GO"


The pirate straight up started like a lecture but then became a G


8:09 that's Asuna's sword from sword art online (a game releasing next year), and someone was wearing the toman gang clothing somewere close to the beginning.


Even Though He’s Playing... The Captain Was A Bad Ass.! I Cried.


As a Somali I died at the Somalian pirate 🏴☠ joke


11:36 "Not so hard! D:" her face lmfao!! You played that so perfect xD.


Looooool I had to watch this for the back story. Your hilarious


when he started with the juice wrld lyrics


“Yall are the only ones yelling here”
yells

“Yall are the only ones yelling here”
*yells*


'' it's time for you to go '' bro some people just have no sense of humor 😂


I respect capt so much more after that speech ngl


Just randomly busting out juice wrld lyrics during the conversation with the captain lmao


This man is straight jokes man really said “you just let her ray rice me” LMAOOOO


I have seriously watched this video 5 times


so.. is no one gonna mention how the guy saying “give me a dollar” is doing blackface sbkdbskdhgshd


I want that man to have the best life in the world


That girl was so cute bro until she mentioned her pronouns


wow this outro 2 ice, mans bing chillin on the chariot


"str8 up when u walked the show wasnt the same without you" :((((


Wait this guy is funny, I skip through it and saw how funny he was and subscribed


You better go back and show that captain man love 🥲


..ayo what state was this in!? o>o Is his renn fair in Maryland?


damn i didnt know this was a trollin channel. that dude was mad lmao. XD


“… Because, I still see your shadows in my room. Can’t take back the love that I gave you.” -Demarcus Cousins III


Am I the only one that seen that girl fanning her mans balls @0:30 😂 she’s the real MVP


besides the Black air force activity, the Captain Dude was dope asf.


I would have bet 500 that was a sword art online sword man.


"can I take a bite?"<br>proceeds to disintegrate the ice cream

"can I take a bite?"
proceeds to disintegrate the ice cream


clicking this in my recommended was the best decision i made today


you need to do it now <br>ps you're the best i was almost pieing my pants cuzz of the laughing

you need to do it now
ps you're the best i was almost pieing my pants cuzz of the laughing


Being a n*<b>**</b> at a Renaissance festival

Being a n***** at a Renaissance festival


He got some skills he got a job without trying


The people at 10:20 ruined the vibe for a sec


My guy really quoted Juice Wrld's to the captain😂


This man is the definition of ’a menace to society’


this guy is like an ultimate cringe compilation


Bro that one white knight had me dead 10:31


All the people who didn't like are a big L


My mama at 0:27 bouta go in a gang fight


I seen this guy last week at the festival


i thought the jousta had a confederate flag horse at first


Aye you should link back up with the captain


I saw you on that weekend and last weekend too.


Oh my God 😂, I’m so glad I came across your channel bro. You are fucking hilarious!


This man said turn on subtitles I can't bro💀


After watching this a couple time I bet nobody peeped kisame and itachi  in the back @1:34 😭


Bro, you're like Borat from the hood 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stitches bro


Bro this man is the only YouTuber that really cracks me up lmao


Love it man keep doing everything annoying for attention,  your like the less popular paul brother


What was going on with the give me a dollar guy?


They are the most beautiful human my eyes has seen 😢


Bro please tell me your going to do the job like I know it was a joke but you made the crowd so happy and there will be so much content opening up if you do take it!


"can i go copy your messenger pigeon" had me dying :D


Well it seems you gotta go work at festival. From one rennie to another. It's actually quite fun.


I bet the captain thought you were <b>special</b>

I bet the captain thought you were *special*


HOW TF THIS DUDE STAY IN CHARACTER AT 14:00


“I still see the shadows in my room 😀….. can’t take that eye love that I gave you”


Why the motivation part is the best part


Ive never seen you before but this is some of the funniest content ever


i cant take back the love i gave u had me dead


5:41 'Oh You Playin Single Player" i died


أنا حليب الدجاج

أنا حليب الدجاج


I love the part with sir Thomas 😂: You changed my life


10:50 some kid dressed like captain america


Am i the only one who saw this left on your screen at 0:36


“I see the shadows in my room, I can’t take back the love that I gave you”  This dude quoted Juice WRLD. I’m dead lmao


He shoulda had a snickers . You’re not you when you’re hungry 😂
can I get a bite?
But the dude was chill about it even bumped him up xD

He shoulda had a snickers . You’re not you when you’re hungry 😂
*can I get a bite?*
But the dude was chill about it even bumped him up xD


Bro ion even know who jidion but then cakes was lookin ridiculous in the thumbnail i had to click and see if I was tweakin...I was not 😫🤤


They definitely thought he had something wrong with him like autism or something


I havent watched content like this in forever, but im so glad I did i couldnt stop laughing, comedic gold.


i love how they all think he has a condision of sorts


I think it's time for you to go =<br>(Stop talking to her I saw her first)

I think it's time for you to go =
(Stop talking to her I saw her first)


10:31 this nigga really felt himself after saying that 😂😂


What did she say turn on subtitles😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bruh said, “fuck that nigga”then England said, “well he’s a Spaniard”😂☠😂☠😂☠


Bro i just got u in my recommened how tf did i not know about black Danny Duncan i love the vid bro. Subbed


i love how u have to be the main character with everything


he really put lucid dreams in there BUAHAHHAHA


" Are you tryna duel Brodie just dont lil durk me " 😂😂😂


11:33 those shots were definitely racially motivated 😭😭😭


Man: Goes around getting banned at stores and jobs<br>Also man: gets hired

Man: Goes around getting banned at stores and jobs
Also man: gets hired


Need to bring that Captain for a collab vid in the near future. I also hope he takes that job man. That would be so lit.


This literally hurts to watch, but that's because it's so good and cringe/funny at the same time


The funny thing is;
I know people from the pirate crew personally. I know Captain Barney(stage name) personally. The woman who sang the adjusted SpongeBob theme song, aka, the Auction Mistress? That's my older sister.
The people who work TRF do not get enough credit and recognition for what they do, and I know that they deal with a lot of shit. Captain Barney deals with a lot of shit (there are so many stories of drunk people that I can personally recount by memory). This is an opinion that won't be agreed with by many, but the content I see here is not funny in the slightest.
The harassment and mocking of the people in this video is unjustified and frankly juvenile in my eyes.


JiDion better get that job or else I’m gonna act up 😡😡😡


Omggggg 😂😂😂😂 if u Aint got a job yet u need step up yo game lmao just literally


All jokes aside, bro needs to get outta high school and kinda act like a somewhat adult.


It’s funny cuz he could of bidded like 10K 💀


1:14 you know that kid was devasted but couldn’t say no😭😭


I thought the girl was Bennett from genshin in the thumbnail


This video was hilarious. Captain's a good man


12:04 "Captain said he wanted to meet me" Im so dead of laugh at this point of the video, first sir thomas 3:12 now the captain.


What is the music at the beginning of the video it sound good


u in new Zealand? no masks, got me jealous


Okay but y is this called renaissance? The renaissance was way after the dark ages which this kind of festival is based on


Did that dude just give you a bite of his turkey leg 😭


The caption made Jildon get emotional the captain a real one💯


This is bigger than lizzo no pun intended


10:27 guy really thinks he did something there


5:16 he definitely has a type and that type is big women


14:05 it’s the homiesexual shirt that’s killing me 😂😂


this is your funniest video in my opinion


LMFAO the yelling contest at the joust was hilarious 😂


that was hilarious. and the captain is the best man.


we don't deserve people like the captain.


11:33
she's been holding in all that rage against black ppl for a long time


“What is she saying turn on subtitles” I can’t- 💀


“I still see shadows in my room, and I cant take back the love that I gave you.”


I'm still wondering if he became apart of the crew..


This video is so insane. Literally took us on a story of becoming a pirate but in the real world, well, kinda.<br>Couldn't stop laughing at the wittiness, amazing.

This video is so insane. Literally took us on a story of becoming a pirate but in the real world, well, kinda.
Couldn't stop laughing at the wittiness, amazing.


"My words exactly but you said it better"<br>-Sir Thomas

"My words exactly but you said it better"
-Sir Thomas


Do u live in Houston cause I do to and I legit went to ren fest like 2 weeks ago


276k likes Jidion. Hope you enjoy your first day on the job!


Surly do a part two where u actually do a job for him


I don't get this YouTuber, but all in all his actions are respectless! Cannot support that.


10:24

Yooooo, this man was threat-enddddd, lmfaoooo.


actually, its ..."is THINE girlfriend single"


that captain definitely thought you was a sped


The only place that appreciates your hypeness


I'm glad I stumbled upon this channel. Oh my god


BROOO AFTER THAT CROC JOKE I GOTTA SUB TO HIM


forgot about this guy, thank the algorithm that i found him again


This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen.


10:30 that lowkey sounded like something that will be in skyrim


praise the captain hes the real goat may he forever be blessed


the captain is literally so sweet omgggg


Captain a real one but y’all forgot about chicken boy boy real quick


4:20 my boi works the jacobs ladder in the immediate background. texasren fest <3


at 0:35 the dude and the girl on the left in the background LOL


Is thou significant other all by her lonesome?


this is by far my favorite video by JiDion


Bro I'm pretty  sure they think he's autistic


2:12 Black guy asking someone to be quiet so they can enjoy a performance. This really is upside down world lol


Bro did nobody notice the juice wrld lyric 14:29


I think the captain thought that he’s was special needs


Captain a legend bro give dude a medal ima cry YOOOOOOOOOOOOOo


WHEN HE STARTED SAYING THE LUCID DREAM LYRICS, IM ROLLING


ain’t this the same place wholewheatpete went?


Ik exactly when and where that was at it was at the Renaissance festival in Montgomery Texas I was right behind him in the jousting thing


i can not believe you trolled the captain like this omfg 😦😭 PLEASE WE LOVE HIM


Bro the captian prolly thought u were special


“This is bigger then Lizzo…. No pun intended “😂😂😭


is that homeless guy the same one who exposed the elite?


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bruh there aint no way this mans for real🤣🤣🤣 I BLUE BALLED YOU......


The guy at the dragon stand telling him to leave:🐶👺


He said he gonna kill some Somali pirates. Come to Minnesota


That blonde women is a clear 10 of 10 damn !


Oh shes not a she but a they/them haha what a joke. in real medieval times she would not have been there for very long hahha


Was the captain trying to get money out of you?


Everyone’s talking about the captain but can we just appreciate everyone


Thank you for the blessing if this video DeMarcus Cousins the third. 🙏👏


i get that you need content, but you gotta know when to stop :|


"bro, what is she saying, turn on subtitles"


I STILL SEEING UR SHADOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


lol When a black man says give me your booty, and you turn to see that he is a pirate.... Let's just say it is confusing and terrifying all at the same time.


English mate is captain price going through it


this humor has been abused to the point it does not work anymore.... when is the new stuff coming out?


Kinda want to find that captain on instagram or something, could you talk to him and find his insta or something? Hes a real one.


Wow damarcus cousin 3rd has such a sad backstory


Damn in the recommended out of nowhere, this dude hilarious. This is the energy we need everywhere.


2021 is fucking amazing lol... 500 pounds for a leather helmet gtfo xD


Bro I'm tryna live this guys life like damn he must have so much fun


Idek how this member ended up in my feed but oh my what a hell of a ride 😂


"whyd you ask me??!!?!"*yes daddy ringtone goes off*


Just found this video in my recommended. This guy funny as fuck raw talent. I have been binge watching him and almost finished watching all the videos in one day lmao


That captain embodies the essence of what the Renaissance fair is all about. Making everyone’s life just a little bit better and your pockets a little bit lighter

Going back there for the last weekend next week. Fun stuff


i’m crying 😭😂😭😂😭😭😂

i’m crying 😭😂😭😂😭😭😂


hello there, i dont mean to force my religion on you at all. but Jesus is the messiah. he is the lord and savior of the world. please turn to him and repent from your sins! let's worship the Lord together!! Amen! Glory to the Lord almighty


14:29 idk how I noticed him saying juice world lyrics right there


I love your videos, man. The talk with the captain really took this one home 🔥


Was HAPPY ASFFFF FOR THE BRO WHEN HE BECAME A PART OF THE CREW


Bro the captain was trying to be nice and he started quoting juice wrld 😭


When he said the juice world lyrics I was dead.🤣😂


This guy really asked a kid for a bite of his turkey leg! 🤣🤣🤣


2 million subs for not being funny. thats odd.


Dude you sure are goofy, but you had a good time that day. Have fun.


Need to get JiDion and Sunhat Kid together.  The world would explode but in a good way 😆


14:30 the way he just slid LD in so smoothly was super funny omg

Fr 😂😂😂😂 worked to a lot of these old guys don’t know it to but that captain guy was nice


Dudes pronouns are pen/is was hilarious.


The guy at the beginning who asked “You the TikTok guy?” had a Tokyo Manji jacket from Tokyo Revengers. Respect.


him: be quiet every one is quiet<br>also him: LETTTTTS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEESSSSSSS LEZZGGGGGGGGGGGGO

him: be quiet every one is quiet
also him: LETTTTTS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEESSSSSSS LEZZGGGGGGGGGGGGO


I don’t think they were worried about pronouns during the renaissance.


the content is amazing and all but im just wondering what heppened with covid in the states? is everyone vaccinated and it is supposingly ''gone'' so no need for social distancing and masks or what?


Bruh you should make a part 2 and take the job that would be funny


god jidion that poor captain was so serious lol


Nah Frr it’s been a loooong time since I have laughed at a vid so much


10:30 sad little man with short guy syndrome interrupts the second best convo of the video


Bro kept being a troll then became the star pupil🤣🤣🤣🤣


imagine the cop have a musket, and a shooting happen he be like "yo hold up i gotta reload" *prepares musket for 2 minutes


I like all your vids. Money baby. Awesome


we’re you even allowed in the good old days???


this is making me have anxiety why is he doing this public with all those ppl 😭😭😭


If he joined the pirate crew that would be funny as shit😭


He’s a pirate now that why he not uploading 😳


mans was jokin around and caught a job 💀


I stg they probably think you have autism and are being nice bc they feel bad😭😂


bruh when he started reciting juice wrld i shit my pants


Damn bro the captain is actually such a good person


nah deadass bro i cant even hold back my laugh for seconds


<b>you better come back and do your first day of work! lmaoo</b>

*you better come back and do your first day of work! lmaoo*


that captain a real one lmaoo i know you knew how wholesome that was even tho you was trolling hard lmaoooo


Ey yo bro be quiet... No one is shouting here

Screams at the top of his lungs

Ey yo bro be quiet... No one is shouting here

*Screams at the top of his lungs*


LMFAO "i still see my shadows in my room"


the guy In blue counting money "i think it's time for you to go" *plays dog w daredevil mask"


I wanna meet Demarcus Cousins III

And the captain cause he’s a cool dude


hello there, i dont mean to force my religion on you at all. but Jesus is the messiah. he is the lord and savior of the world. please turn to him and repent from your sins! let's worship the Lord together!! Amen! Glory to the Lord almighty


why is this the best video I've ever watched. It made me feel happy, sad, excited, relaxed as well as being wholesome and funny


That looked like Jonah  from david Dobik

That looked like Jonah  from david Dobik


Tittle should’ve been the goat tried to sign Jidion


"I think it's time for you to go" 🥴<br>Should have just laughed in his face

"I think it's time for you to go" 🥴
Should have just laughed in his face


The captain is a real one bro if u don't take this job then..


Omg I hate this guy LOLOLOLOL . He would piss me off in real life .


Naaaa yo I’m kryinggg 😭😭😭 your top 1 😂😂😂😂


You gotta go back and see the captain bro 😂


BROO I SAW YOU I THINK I GOT IN YOUR VIDEO I LOOKED YOUR CHANNEL UP AND YOU ARE RLLY FAMOU


Its to the point where i love and i hate you


Gimme A Dolla dude was the best.....It'd be cool if they had some actual black smithing, sword making & armor making there.


"Aye can yall be quiet there's like nobody yelling." Literally two seconds later "WOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOO"


dude fr offered him a job at the end wtf


Homie was talking to cap and said still see shadows in my bedrooms


Did anyone else see the akuski I'm the intro


Who is Carson Wense? He’s a scrub… I died


1:50 I think that was his real name Brody lol


first vid i watched from JiDion.... i laughed my a** off.... thanks man!


i feel sad for the captain. like jidion is just trolling and the captain it like tryna help himm for real and he is such a nice guy


This guys the type to ask out the most popular girl in school in front of everyone and then say lol ok after rejection


Yo bro was this the renaissance fair in north carolina?


Mr Eccentricities Brutally Honest Opinions


The Caption is so wholesome at that moment I would of stopped the video right there and talked to him normal just get to know him fr 🙏🏼


This gotta be the funniest human being ever created bro


no matter what controversy happens, the dababy bit will never be dropped


10:04 I'm stealing that line from now on. This guy is so jokes


Second hand embarrassment watching this dude


It's always the people in those very niche communities that are non binary


Yikes this is so cringe, this guys so self centred. Constantly trying to be in the spotlight…typical has ego but not confidence.


Bro your legit fun, wish people were just like you because you are not an evil person that wants harm to others... respect <3


Please film another video with the captain


10:31 No lie , I thought that guy was gonna say it 🧐💀


honestly would have loved to see you dressed up and participating in the event


14:30

JiDion: "I still see the shadows in my room and I can't take back the love that I gave you"

Me: So, is no one gonna comment about those song lyrics? That was smooth af

Soon as he said it i yelled "man shut that up!" And laughed so hard

@Different Kid he meant it was smooth he put the lyrics in

@Different Kid I thought it was nice, in my opinion, I just like when people say song lyrics mid conversation

@Different Kid That was you misunderstanding what I typed

@Different Kid Well I wasn't so now you know

@Mimi~Senpai and also he brought it up pretty awkwardly I thought lol

@Mimi~Senpai cuz u said that was smooth af which made it seem like u were talking about how those were some smooth lyrics by Jidion

@Different Kid Why you assume I don't know Lucid Dreams by Juice World?

@Different Kid bruh I know what song it's from that's why I comment that

He didn’t come up with that lol. That’s literally from one of the most famous modern rap songs ever


Jidion you gotta troll www superstars next


dude im dead asf from you using song lyrics all the time LMFAOOOO


Real shit the captain showed.. it's bigger than black and white.. it's a problem with the whole world.. and we can't change ova night but we gotta start somewhere.. might as well start here we done had a hell of a year.. god is the only thing jidion and the captain fear


Look, I’m a man, I’m taken. But I fucking love that captain


I love how he just recites lucid dreams so casually 14:29


Dude came to a Renaissance with a manjiro Sano coat on bro


captain was mad because you got those prices up and then u left.. he had so much more you couldve up'ed the price for


Jidion please work for them a few times at least 😂 would be amazing content too bro but also would be great for this Captain men


"What is she saying? Turn on subtitles." <br>Lmao had me dead

"What is she saying? Turn on subtitles."
Lmao had me dead


What is your name? "Demarcus cousin III" lmao


When is thou dropping the next vid I just got me and my boys on to you and we all got that question brah


i saw some shadows in my room cant think of the love that i gave you -- juice wrld


bro said "i still see the shadows in my room cant take back the love that i gave you" LMAO


he fuckin quoted juice wrld to the captain hahahaha


13:53 the captain was to Demarcus what Iruka was to Naruto.


The pen/is  pronouns shit had me dead 🤣🤣

The pen/is  pronouns shit had me dead 🤣🤣


It was so sad at 13:34 even though he was acting the guy was so nice


goes to the sword fight:<br>"can i go against kids? It's to have easy matchmaking"

goes to the sword fight:
"can i go against kids? It's to have easy matchmaking"


Lucid dreams lyrics in between bro I died right there.


Oh so you’re playing single player had me dying


When you put all points into being extroverted


Not gonna lie I have to give some respect to the dude that stepped up and told you to go. I mean, it was a joke and he shouldn't be taking it that seriously, but you're a pretty big dude so for him to do that was actually pretty big

He was just going to call the onsite police/security.


What is she saying turn on subtitles😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Bro you livin in a video game as the main character everything happens to you i love it


The captain was such a sweet man, he’s a real one.


The pirate 🏴☠ guy was actually awesome tho


That captain is an absolutely amazing human being


Props to the kid who gave him a bite of 🐓


the captains pov be like 🏃🏿💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨


The Eye contact he has with the Captain😭


You got twice the likes. i cant wait for the 1st day. be nice to the grandpa pirate though. he took a shine to you. Youre Jim Hawkins to his Long John Silver. Well maybe Jim hawkins to the castaway that craved cheese. i dont know yet. We will see..


Grandpa Pirate must have thought JiDion was special. haha


When he quoted Juice World at 14:30 I almost spilled all my milk


He don’t know what is embarrassment is wtf😂😂😂😂😂


bro 260k likes already where is the part 2?


The captain dude part is wholesome as fuck 😂


Bro ppl should rlly sub to this guy, he's a legend lolol.


What does he mean by “dont lil durk me” 😂 ion get it


Bro how can the camera man not fucking die laughing in these moments bruh


10:43, that insecure guy looks like John Silver from Black sails


Man started saying the lyrics to Lucid Dreams and got me cracking me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I would love if he was to go again but as pirate


8:08 they bidding an anime sword at a renosance fair lol


'I'm down to duel but you would probably beat me'
'Yeah I would'
Today my friends we see the biggest SIMP at the convention acting tough to a guy who's obviously trolling gotta love the fact JiDion doesn't give a single fuck


The captain is not the hero we asked for but the hero we need


This guy is one of the funniest guy on YouTube!!!


The call of booty girl scared him he wasn’t ready to rawdog that


bruh u actually gonna do this shit please do it take that fucking pirate job


please tell me they kept in touch captain is so wholesome


14:30
Man started singing lucid dreams by juice wrld.


I just stumbled upon your channel😂😂😂😂
Bro your killin it 7:51


Shoutout to captain man! He a real one forsure!


I hope that you actually go there every once in a while or something to be apart of the crew


#JiDion are you go to work with the captain?


14:30 LOL (if u dont know its a lucid dreams lyric)


give me a bite he actually takes a bite AHAHAHAH


when he said demarcus cousins the III i wanted him to namehimself jaquiaviontavious one day


bro the captain is literally what society needs


Bro when he was talking to the captain wearing that homie sexual shirt, that’s just hilarious


Even if she told me her pronouns are they/them i would ignore it so much


Brooo I can’t remember the last time laughed like this bro ur to good 😂😂😂


This probably my favorite video so far 😂😂😂


Had the pleasure of meeting Demarcus Cousins III. at Ren Fest w my wife all while cosplaying as Joker. Had a great time and great vid brudda. This man is a legend!


mans really about to cry and i was going to tear up by laughing


This man is hella gas god damn this content is fucking amazing.


Bro that “thank you” part had me laughin the hardest I laughed all week 😭😭

Edit: and the lil baby part


Dude at tha dragon shop was finna drop you😂😂😂


14:31 man quoting juice world lucid dreams


what is she saying ? turn on the subtitles... lmao :D


The captain a real  O G i cant belive a real g like this exist.


Wow the captain must be the second coming of Jesus he is to nice


Great fucking video let’s go you got the pirate job


The title should be ‘is thy girlfriend single’?


I don't understand how one man can have so much confidence.


2,4 million views?! He could buy the whole next festival hahah


Only 3 minutes in and I’m dying bruh 😭 💀


1:04 XDFD
2:18 XDD
3:22 XDXDXDDDDDDXDXDXXDDXXDZXDXDXD
6:28 yoo I'd LOVE that to happen to me
12:24 Aww...
OMG YOU JOINED THE CREW WHATTT


Lmao i love how her just took a bite out of some guys food  1:15


BRO!! THIS DUDE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
I was cracking up at 14:30 LMAOO
"i still see shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you"
eduiefeuifjjeoiwnoiehjwueui


He’s so cringe holy shit lmaooooo funny shit


He's like a video game character but he choses only the dialogues you wouldn't choose in normal run.


you should have gone to the Colorado one it was lit there was girls with there boobs out and<br>pasties and was package they sold out of food like by 2 didn't get a turkey leg

you should have gone to the Colorado one it was lit there was girls with there boobs out and
pasties and was package they sold out of food like by 2 didn't get a turkey leg


TX Ren Fest is the best in the World. Too bad the pandemic has slowed down the crowd but usually it's a alooooot more people than you see in your video.


8:16 sword looks like its outta sword art online also 12:04 i spy kiritos sword


you should make videos working as a pirate


"You got some hot ladies?"<br>"Na Dudes" 😂😂😂

"You got some hot ladies?"
"Na Dudes" 😂😂😂


I KNOW THE DUDE WITH THE TURKEY LEG AHAHAHAHAHA


The Captain treat you like a sp-ed child


The lucid dreams quote was masterfull man


257k likes, this means part 2 let’s gooooo


Bro you're insane, I don't even know what is real watching this. Genius level comedy


I better see a video where you work as crew with this Capt


Its no wonder you got the application! You would be perfect!


11:37 that girls face when she stopped her 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bro legit every time i order food i watch your videos while eating.... all im tryna say is u good :D


lets go that tube algorithm finally working for u


To me, as a European, it´s interesting to see how Americans interpret the Renaissance..

@《Kuru♡Kuru♡Eyes》 homie it can be accurate and fun chill bro

It's not supposed to be accurate dummy 🤣

the fairs aren't there to be historically accurate, its all just fun

Its kinda bad for historic purposes, but entertainment wise? Unbeatable, and the captain is a freakin legend.


I dont understand something but its funny


bro u should 100% work there and just record everything i would 100% watch


"You think I can cop your messenger pigeon... if you know what I mean?"
"Oh, you're they/them? I'm Pen/is"

This might be the funniest man on YouTube right  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Also,, the captain was amazing


It was so funny😂😂😂

He tell them u guys r the only ones who’s yelling and he started yelling so bad😂😂😂😂

For real was thinking about that to and laughing about it


that captian is sooooo nice. what a lad.


I am pen/is LMAFOASFKNJANSFDIOOIUNDAOSUHNINIOHD


bruh why does his vids feels like his the protagonist of his own anime lol


Next vid has to be Jidion getting fired by the Captain

Actually nah that’s too far even for him 😂


I was there the 16th, why weren’t you? 😩


I love JiDion and all but I am disappointed that they didn’t swap DaBaby with give me a dollar even for this video.


lmao 14:30 i still see shadows in my room haha


Man you gotta give the captain a show now lmao


"cause....i still see shadows in my room cant take back the love that i gave you" this fukin guy


Captain dude is a legend And this video is legendary I loved it keep it up.


Yo this video was so funny but got so emotional so fast😂😭


S͓̽o͓̽u͓̽l͓̽


Can I have just have 2% of your confidence?


PLAIN POTATOES IS THAT YOU!!? (you remind me of him ALOT)


This man living like he just did a quick save.


I’ve been binge watching your videos. They always make me laugh and smile. You’re super funny!

DAmn lemme get that messenger pigeon ASAP


“I play co-op”<br>Seconds later I laughed my head off

“I play co-op”
Seconds later I laughed my head off


You need to go back and see the guy you throw tomatoes at. It would be the best to see y’all 2 go at it


Its not a JiDion vid if the fez aint involved


please tell me youre actually joining the crew


Captain was so serious 😂 all jokes aside this dude is hilarious


My guy ruined the whole sword fight show by going on the fence lol


This is the type of energy I've been trying to reach for so long, now after seeing this ik how to reach it


the cringe IS OVER 9000!

yeah nothing here just wanted to waste ur time.


This boy is  crazy bro 🤣🤣🤣, love his videos , hella funny


JiDion and TwoMad are long lost brothers, change my mind.


the captain dude really had to have a Sword art Online sword


Bro I think I went to the renesaince the day before jidion because we went the same weekend help me bro


5:31 she doin u wrong bro u a full 10 and when the du rag come off u a 12


14:30 mans started saying Lucid Dreams lyrics 🤣😂


bro the fact that i went to this just 2 days before him is funny. I legit know most of the people he talked to who were acting for the festival. like bruh.