That lady he talked to at first she was dope haha


this whole vid is oblivion npc interactions


The captain made this super wholesome fr


<b>bruhh this shit was funnyy affffff and i like how the vid was long... like my D.... dog</b>

*bruhh this shit was funnyy affffff and i like how the vid was long... like my D.... dog*


WHEN THE EDITOR didn't put in "gimme a dolla" at the end of the vid, I lost my hard pp.


Dude, it's honestly crazy how much you've grown. Like, I remember watching your comedy night video where you only get 100k views if you were lucky. Love the growth but miss the small community we had haha


when he started the lucid dreams i was deadddddd


Man came to make a tiktok and left with a Job


i died when he quoted lucid dreams, w video


I feel like if steezy kane collab and its going to be sick


147K likes !! Can't wait to see the work video Jidion❤


Bro another thing no matter how bad my day has been your vids always make me laugh damn bro love your content 🤟🏼🤟🏼🔥🔥


Bro like frfr this is the definition of a content creator love your shit and the things you do man 🙏🏻❤❤


This the renaissance festival by magnolia


i love how this guy starts saying song lyrics mid convos


he changed the thumbnail and everything whoooo 👀


I'm not sure if JIDION is trolling anymore  I think he's just being himself


Yo foreal tho the guy who plays that captain seems like a really freaking good dude. Good for him.


Bro was at the Travis concert right behind me probably like three people back


Rough weekend start but this video made me laugh so hard!

"THANK YOU!" "THANK YOU!" "THANK YOU!"

"THANK YOU!"


I saw the same caption today when I went such a nice dude


you better go to that job and help the man out he was so nice lmao


He got a job as a pirate LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i swear that's the resonance festival i go to


The way that guy looked at him at 12:19 😭


i want this man too go a club and turn up for a video🤣


Dude this man carrying and funny asl also shout out to the captain genuine dude


14:30 I still see the shadows in my room can’t give back the love that I gave you!!! RIP JUICE


I was physically cringing when that guy said “I think it’s time for you to go”


That thank u made me laugh a lot<br>Love from Pakistan

That thank u made me laugh a lot
Love from Pakistan


these vids are the only thing keeping me alive


This is the best vid jidion has posted so far on goddd keep going with the long vids, I could not stop watching this


5:18 This is the most legendary line ever!!😂
That would make for a sweeeeet backing track🔥🔥


“Im not gonna get drunk but I will get handsy” 😂😂😂😂😂


this is what i come to youtube for thank you for being unique like im tryna be


nah the captain got me tearing up he was fucking dope


So good I had to watch twice, go back for the first day and make another video bro.


Man this was funny found your channel from Im_Dontai a few days ago


Bro that man went on about the Illuminati on reddit


bring back picking up girls with a rc car


That conversation with the captain made me want to not hold back and just be me more honestly


u should deadass work sometimes he really wanted u to lmao


Definitely one of my favorite YouTubers 🤟🏻


I still see the shadows in ma room cant take the love that j gave u lmaooo thos got me crying😂😹😂😹


Well I guess he's going back to work there 😂 that'd be an interesting video


He actually should go back and make another video


Ain't gonna lie that captain dude was actually cool


Man you gonna heart break that guy thinking u want that job


Aint no way that dude just gave you a job 💀


Thank u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

Thank u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥


I can’t wait to see the hero arch of JiDion the Pirate


Man went there for the kings wife came out wit a job


u think i can cop your messenger pigeon☠☠😂


10:29 dude came just like Chris Hansen lmao but the chick was beautiful but she did looked a bit annoyed or confused.


Mans @10:30 almost singlehandedly killed the vibe of the whole video.  Shout out to the Captain though for being a cool dude.


Saw you at astroworld yesterday during roddy rich we were going crazy


I’m pretty sure most of them thought he was special


The guy telling you to scram from his shop. Guessing that was his squeeze.


I really hope you came clean to the captain. That was a good man.


HE SAID "CAN YOU TURN ON SUBTITLES" IM DEAD bahahahhahahahahaha


15:53 ay- ayo AY YO YOY YO YOYOYYOY OYOYO YO WHAT THE FUNK YOU DOIN TO HIM BRO AYO-


bruh i cant wait for baylen to find out you gon become an official pirate


Lets goooo, go back man you a priate now! Also take Baylen there when you guys Collab again!!!!


Dam he dident switch the da baby to dollar


Besides Danny Duncan u got Youtube on a lock No question about it. Hard Carry


Thanks to you your videos pushed me to being a youtuber. Thank you brodie.


"thats copyright infringiment" had me dead lol


THis WAS ONE of your BEst VidEOs YET KEEP IT UP KING


bro hearing the captain made my day better ong, Jidion should give him a surprise or something lol


Demarcus cousins are men’s are getting bigger cuz he be carrying YouTube 😩


This is when I relized “this man really do got cake”


Man said I still see tha shadows in my room can’t take back the love that I gave u


Dude the captain might be the most genuine person I ever seen 😂😂


what about lizo? did u forget about her?


LMFAO 16:05

this man 100% said 10/hr to work there lmfao


I literally called it this man was gonna blow up and it happened


you should tell the captain about  they/them boyfriend


THE NIGGA WHO ASKED HIM IF HE WAS THE TIKTOK GUY IS WEARING A TOMAN JACKET


These First Lady is lit!! From the videos I’ve seen of yours her reaction is the best. She must hate the king 😂😂😂.


11:56 “you got hot ladies?? No dudes” LMAOOOOO


This nigga really said pen/is that was smooth


10:31 who does this man think he is???
he must be working for Tyrone.


Wow America is getting back to normal in Canada a lot of us  are vaccinated and this would never happen😂(from Ontario btw]


I fucking love jidion man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bro I lost it when he said “I feel like the invisible man with out the bandages”


bro started saying Lucid Dreams lyrics 💀💀


Most you tubers vids get worse when they get more famous but your the complete opposite. Bangers only


“Just do you the best you can and I’ll do me the best I can, together we can be amazing “ 🥺


Best Video on yt rn im tellin u DeMarcus Cousins really the man!!!!


9:50 she lookes so cute, that I fell in love but I didn’t had hope when she sad they them

Lol I guess some people don’t say they/them for others. I wonder…


12:13 IS QUITE RACIST TO MY FAMILY AND MY COUNTRY WE ARE NOT PIRATES WERE HUMANS!!!!!
-ps Black man in a mask


your ability to say the stupidest shit when they're being so serious has me so fuckin dead


the captain 100% thought he was some make a wish kid lmfaooooo


Those people are so weird but kinda cool lol


Bro this video is gold😭 also they loved you so much they literally wanted you to be apart of the show and made you a pirate. Baylen Levine would be proud 🥲


anybody else realize that the sword at 8:08 was the dark repulsor from SAO


i bet you wont actually apply and work there...do it...No balls


i love the renesance festival i always love the magic shows


LMFAO when he said juice world lyrics to the captain🤣🤣


Yo I have not laughed this hard in a minute I appreciate you😂


Jidion got recruited to the straw hat pirates


that pirate dude actually real and wise asf


now you gotta actually work there you can’t leave him like that😭😭


Lol he better go on the first day or work now lmfso


BRUH SAID IM pen/is… I’m fucking weakkkk


The captain was a good guy. Nice video  hahah


The Captain’s making me so happy :) what a guy


that pirate captain is awesome. not a real pirate tho, way too nice.


Captain phillips: do u the best u can 😂😂😂😂


The content would be amazing he should take the job for a show or two 😭


Bro I feel bad this man trolling this W captain but it’s still mad funny 😂


Imagine Baylen Levine's jealousy finding out you just became a pirate ☠ 😳 😂


This guy gives me cringe flashbacks for days after watching a video but the they/them girl and her white knight takes home the cringe prize for 2021.


my dad wont buy the merch cus he thinks its weird :(


DEMARCUS!!!! DONT LEAVE US!!!!!! BE A PIRATE DOE


Bro you have to go back for a day at the pirate job lmaoooo that’s gonna be gold


Omg!!!! Areeeeeyeeee matey!!!!! Pirate on ☠ 🏴☠ 🦜


Most entertaining vid I’ve seen on YouTube in a while.


I’m literally crying right now, I love captain


I used to not like this guy but this shit was hilarious


14:29 Demarcus Spitting Juice WRLD LMFAOOO


I still see the shadows in my room
Can't take back that love that i gave you 🤣🤣🤣😭😭👋
Juice Wrld


We jus gon forget dude gave him his turkey leg


"Dha Well. I don't know if I would say that "😭🤣🤣


Forget about doing this in public, I don't even have the confidence to watch this without skipping!


10:33 Tyrion, the white medieval version of Tyrone


I never laugh so hard at one of his videos before 😂


5:05 to 5:54 is hilarious bro. you're caring YT. ily bro ive seen alot of your vids and love them keep it up!!!


Captain and a lot of the people there were amazing people really good attitudes and open people


lmao he plays co-op

"you guys killed the ender dragon ?"    lmfao


13:20 this enough to make a grown man cry 🤧🤧


bro i wish i had this many job opportunities 😭😭 great vid


12:25 i actually started tearing up here


Can’t lie i really needed a laugh and this vid did it for me.


I about chocked on my food cause of this dude 😂


11:00 where is this "call of booty" place at ? Asking for a friend


BRO, I remember when this shit was barely even funny and now this one video had me dying the whole time.


what a banger an you better take the job haha


Nah the pirate captain is actually goated


this video is actually my whole personality 😭


bro the captain is the greatest guy on earth lmao that's a hero


6:20 everybody went quiet when they changed the lyrics to the SpongeBob song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Carson wentz been balling had one bad year and got wrote off as a bad qb


Man actually got a job from fucking about 😂


Bro please go back and help that guy for a vid


WE NEED MORE DEMARCUS COUSINS THE THIRD!


I don’t understand how the camera man is not literally rolling on the ground while he film’s these vids🤣


captain said a full speech and then ended it with "ill match his price" bro ruined it


bro the guy on the floor who said gimme a dollar is the guy who was talking  about the illumanti in tiktok


u should go back and do da job dat would be funny ash


You need to show back up for the Captain. He's too good a person for you not to.


“Fuck that nigga” then the dap up right after😭😂


SHEEEESH DEMARCANS COUSINS THE III, LETS GOO.


"I have to be careful they way I say whip it out" was that a gay joke or was he being racist 😯


If that girl said she was they/them and they were a girlfriend does that mean they will be a themfriend or a theyfriend


Yo they definetly thought you had something wrong with you


Lmao lowkey this pirate a double U even tho he can't read the situation x 💀


"No one's given it back because...I still see shadows in my room, I can't take back the love that I gave you" 😂😂😂


Yo I actually almost cried at the captain part broooo


The guy that said give me a dollar is the same guy that had was taking about the Illuminati and shi


This is the best vid ever I’ve seen especially the part when he met with the captain racism:❌ this video does it, it’s all over


Thanks for the vid, Demarcus Cousins III


That Captain guy is pretty fkn cool. He’s chill asf.


Wtf was the boyfriend bruh hahaha dude comes out of nowhere


I gage jidion is the most wondrous youtub'r on the platf'rm.


this is one of the few yters that actually make me laugh


Bro sang Juice WRLD lyrics to the captain💀💀


How bro got a whole job offer by trolling 😂


AYE SHOUTOUT TO THE CAPTAIN!...Solid guy.


This man added a juice wrld line in there😂


Wait that guy was so wholesome what the fuck


Damn bro I was there last Saturday I missed out lmao


"You have a Glock when you should have a musket" 😂


Do it! Go back mic'd up, and with spy glasses.


Bruh I swear they thought this nigga had a disability or some

𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡


your content is so random like what? but it is funny.


Jidion u good I heard a lot of people died at Astroworld


you should do a video with the captain!!


This man just put the Renaissance Festival on my checklist


Ma man never misses with these bangers ✊✊


Bro on the brink of getting arrested every video 😭😭😭😭😭


These are the type of videos that makes you forget insecurities exist for a moment

damn bro thats deep but i feel you its an escape


Nah that white girl with the sword threw some racism into those swings 😑🤔💀


Mid evil times would’ve done you justice. The food there is so good


When you The Captain on the weekends but Hulk Hogan on the week days BROTHER


He forgot to put “give me a dollar” at the end


This dude is absolutely hilarious!! Im so glad i found this channel 🤣🤣


The captain is cool asf. def a model guy


Do the n word pass prank again but do it to a black person


“At the end of the show you left me hanging”
“I blue balled you, fuck!”
“I didn’t say you blue balled me”

Fuck that was funny

When the captain said "you left me hanging" I wish Jidion said, "FUCK, I left your balls hanging"😭😭🤣🤣🤣


3:16 he looks like Medieval Price from cod lol


I haven't cringed with laughter in a long time😆😆🤙🏼


Yooo you gotta do a video as a pirate working for the captain


this is funnier when you have been to a Ren.Fest. and THEN watch this!<br>this is awesome!

this is funnier when you have been to a Ren.Fest. and THEN watch this!
this is awesome!


Call of booty girl was eyeing you up crazy, you missed one bro

She was tryna take him to that place she was talking about 👀😂


As soon as he heard “sword fight” his instincts kicked in.


Jidion you the best rn, but you would become king if you keep making 15+ minute videos.


What are they doing in the Background 😂0:34


D'Marcus cousins the 3rd build different


This is the best shit I've seen the year


bro the dude was literally so nice he deserves a raise onggg


Nah please actually do this job bruh it’s funny asf


Omg this vid made me laugh the wholeeee time 😭😭😂😂😂😭😭


okay now y’all just be doing the same shit


Your f--ing amazing !!!!! New to the channel im about to run through your videos!!!!!


This guy's a legend lolll. Been watching him for a while now and now he's so popular


Join the crew and make a vid in the future


Saw you at astroworld hope you ended up ok no injuries. stay safe


Nah when you said “fkn bitch” that dudes face 🤣🤣 he actually couldn’t process the iron balls you have


So no one else recognizes the guy that says gimme a dollar


man went for 1m to 1.6 m in like a month


When people ask for your name say casey neistat


Was that give me a dollar dude in black face ?? 😭😭😭


bro really said a juice wrld lyric 14:30


Only lame person was the the dragon they/them


petition for DeMarcus Cousins the 3rd to be apart of the crew


How do u not feel any kind of embarrassment goddamn😂😂😂


Well I guess JiDion is going back, mans got 129k likes. Can't wait to see it :)


just found your channel, what a legend,  every video amazing ahahah from portugal ma dude


Jidion hope you’re ok after Astroworld. Give us an update if you are. 🙏🏾


you should pretend to be white or she/her


This dude doesn’t care with nobody thinks 😭


My god 17 min video<br>I have been blessed


Did you know that you can go to heaven for free? This one decision can change your eternity forever. Jesus died for both mine and your sins. All you have to do is confess that you’re a sinner and accept Jesus as your savior.


Jodions eye contact was mad funny😂 during the captains conversation

It's really hard to look up for so long, neck pain while paying attention = 😳


cause i still see those shadows in my room


That’s lit asf. Bro really got hired for being himself Lmaoo

@Ликуля Not the being a kid part. I’m talking about the fact that he can be funny and get a job for it lol

😂 I don't think he act like a child in public this was just for entertainment only which the captain taught he was just recording for fun without knowing he's a YouTuber


ayo' im waiting for a  new professional rawdogger set to drop


its so funny how some people with goofy ass costumes are the ones that are most serious 🤣🤣


I'm gonna be real for once, what the captain said gave me some good encouragement for the day, he's a great person and i like it


you put 100% dedication into these videos, i cant believe youre a pirate now


i died and came back to life to finish the video when he said "im pen/is" 10:00


bro the content this man produces... speachless...


The only person in my entire life I completely envy of.


The sword fight looks really fucked up🤣🤣


Demarcus Cousins III the first slave season 1ep 1 " i got a job without even trying" 😂😂😂😂😂


9:30 is that a will smith “Hitch” reference”😭 if so, you killed the voice😂😂😂😂


ive never cringed so hard in a long time. instant subscribe.


the dude saying give me a dollar THATS THE SMART ASF GUY look up homeless man explains politics


Bro you are wild I’m  laughing like crazy rn 🤣🤣


0:34 what are two people doing in the back on the left side?


The captain was an absolute fucking legend


Oh shit, so confident its hard to watch lool


bro this dude don't miss lmfaooo , we'll meet one day brotha


Nah the captain prolly thought ur disabled or something😂😂😂


Bro is it me or is he holding kiritos sword on 8:09


So no ones gunna talk bout how that lady was tryna take his kneecaps 💀


I just wanna show my appreciation to you and give you a big hug 🤗


I lost it when he said he/him pronouns LOL


My man about to become a Somali pirate 🏴☠ join my crew Jideon


Jidion is like Danny Duncan but Yk not white 😂😂


That “take out the da baby at the end and give me a dOlLaR” got me ngl 😂😭


When u said u blue balled the captain was the funniest shit ever had me dyin 😂 😂


You should drop some merch about the captain and give him a percentage of the profit for being a beast😎


this vidoe has to be my favorite fr! come back and get that ladys messenger pigeon


i fucking lost it 😂😂🤣🤣 the thank you at 9:30 is the greatest


Can we have a pirate video once in a while now Hahahha


No cap I need to see Baylen Levine in the next one


That captain is such a genuine person! What a great guy.


during the talk with the cop there is a whole ass person wearing an akatsuki robe


Baylens going to be so jealous youre a pirate!


i love the vids but idk how you dont break like im siting here and cringing really bad idk how you do it


Bro it’s funny but like it hurts when he keeps going


You need to make another video with the captain


I’m sorry jidion but you looked so special in the video if I didn’t know who you were I woulda thought you were special 😭😭😭


“cuz i still see the shadows in my room cuz i cant take back the love that i gave you🧍🏿”


THAT CAPTAIN WAS SO WHOLESOME OWMAY! THAT'S PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME HE FOUND SOMEONE SO THRILLED IN HIS SHOW


I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life 😂😂😂


Ong not a damn soul thought you wasn’t sped


I had to come watch again just for the THANK YOU part fucking hilarious


11:52 got me wakin up the whole house laughing in the middle of the night. This whole interaction is jokes


This man never fails to keep me dying through any of his vids


It’s actually so hard to watch these videos I just can’t bare the awkwardness but it’s sooo funny


I FUCKING DIED AT Pen/is LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo


Okay hold up the captain guy was the most genuine person ive seen in years do good things with him :D


This is the second time I have said this… LIKE THE VIDEO


Please be part of crew for real it would be lit make a priate series be a priate brooooooo


This was where Baylen Levine went on one vid


I have never laughed so much at a YouTube video in my life


Your videos are the fkin Best holy shoot brother


I love the captain he was so cool with it


I really enjoyed this video. Great energy I felt it through this video.


"I still see the shadows in my room"<br>"Cant take back the love that I gave you"

"I still see the shadows in my room"
"Cant take back the love that I gave you"


😂that nigga was sad asf when demarcus cousins III left the show💀


Yoooooo it’s at 124k likes we gotta get that follow up


"Bro what is she saying? Turn on Subtitles"


The captain need to be my therapist joe his words hit differently


Lmao bro you amazing man. Idk how you come up with this stuff


That was so sweet, I would help with the show's for sure.


Can’t wait to see Pirates of the CariJiDion


Don’t put me on no hub with you - lil baby


I already tip people and help people out with little bits of money just because it's a good thing to do. the more people that pay it forward to a stranger the more it'll spread across the world. sometimes I get carried away and if I was jidion I would've had to tip that captain bro he's so genuine


JiDion why are u soo funnyy  broo u got me crying


My new favorite Tuber 🤣

edit: I’ll see you at the Brothel


You an goat if u join this crew and be on YouTube for it


Met this dude at Astroworld coolest dude ever


Didn’t think I was gonna cry in todays video. Captain was so genuine he a real one..


Unexpectedly so wholesome, and the part where he kept saying thank you more intensely after the guy walks aways had me laughing so hard lol 😂❤


i was laughing 99% o mf this video i give it a solid 9.9 outta 10 🙏🏽


There is a guy with a akatsuki cloak in the back


yoo you should be part of the crew fr, good content just fuck around and you get paid extra


BRO I WAS THERE THAT SAME DAY LMAOOO I DIDNT SEE YOU NOOO


DROP A FIRE BEAT WITH CAPTAIN AND SIR THOMAS. IT MUST HAPPEN FATE COMMANDS IT


Guess we boutta see him work 120k achieved


My guy fr just said a whole script on the top of his head


Captain and Demarcus Cousins III is the best duo of all time


'im a soundcloud rapper so im free' LMAO


You always need some white friends for motivation. .


Bro said juice world lyrics 💯😭😂 in the convo


“Maybe cat would know” jidion-“meow” “meow”


Guy at 0:26 wearing a Tokyo manji gang jacket RESPECT TO THAT MAN


Aye jidion the real question is did you get lizo yet?😈😈


I can’t even get a job normally, but Demarcus cousins the third gets one for screaming and fuckin around? 😂


Bro I’m going to a renisance festival next week and I’m taking notes


oh how could he Finish without his demarcus the cousins the third...


Nah yall gotta go see back the man and help hin out and work with for him somedays he a win


Bro I started dying when he started singing 14:31


he said oh your playing single player, I prefer co-op💀💀


LMAOO , funniest YouTuber I’ve seen in a while


why did this pop up on my home page.... not even funny. embarrassment


Spam W for captain in the comments section


11:58 when my dad ask if I get hot ladies


how does this man have the courage to act like this in public


Bro sang Juice Wrld lyrics to the captain💀


bro is so bold I would never do that shit with strangers


1 day uploaded and already gotta go on his first day of work💪


That guy was so nice we need more people like him in the world like dude I really want to cry from what he said he was so nice


So no one is going to talk about JIDION dropping Juice Wrld lyrics ? 💀💀 I was dying at that part.


You gotta do the dragon necklace dude like Tyrone since he wanna kick people out so bad lol


the captain actually made me shed a tear


Bro I was going to call up Pablo and hit a couple blocks 😂🤣 I'm Dying Inside


shaq  would be so proud how far the channel has come


Hi I’m Ryan can I meet you JiDion and sign my baby forehead


120K CONSTITER THAT DONE.... GOATED FANBASE


This was top 3 funniest videos from JiDion 😂


1:08 I think that’s the dude who was talm bout the political parties an Illuminati type Shii 😭😭😭


this video had me laughing the whole time


“You got some hot ladies?” <br>“No dudes” 😂


he’s def the class clown that the teachers like😹


You the goat man fr much love towards you dawg I hope you go places .


this dude be getting job applications without even trying🤣🤣i do need to step up my game,good vid man


ouu 120k likes....jidion the pirate is coming up


No way, bro I love really close the guy at the beginning saying give me a dollar is the famous Skidmark. 💀


on a real one captain is such an amazing person


i died at "This is for the kings wife" 😂😂😂


Funniest video I’ve ever seen. The part when the yelling dude got pressed 💀


I was having a bad day and you somehow made my day so much better thanks bro.


Captain thought jidion had something wrong with him 😭


1 day and your already at 119k likes 🔥 looks like your coming back! 😂


If I ever see you in real life ima be like

“Aye aren’t you that tik toker”

N before he say sum ima be like

“Wait wait wait wait... Nooooo, i know you... You’re demarcus’ cousin!!!!


This guy was sitting next to us at the Joust. I couldn't stop laughing, Where's the baby?🤣😂🤣

bruhhh its dababy, the rapper, not a baby 💀💀


This man pulling out some juice wrld lyrics


What do you do I work for pornhub and he's like are there alot of girls on there no guys oh f*CK reaction had me laughing so hard! Haha whole ass meme it's amazing cause jidion was having an amazing time just being his funny self


“you’re the captain now. you’re the caption now.” 😭😂


demarcus cousins III has won youtube. his pranks are a1 and actually funny.


The next video here is gonna be fire. Great videos man I can’t stop laughing especially at the pen/is


I was there last week in Houston, best day this year


“id prolly lose” “you would” dude thought he was the shit 💀


That girl was on your ass in that sword fight 😂


IT HIT 120K IN 1 DAY YOU GOTTA GO TO WORK BRO


That white knight telling him "he should go" was gold


AHHHHHHH DAMN HE WAS AT THE ONE I GO TO AND I MISSED IT


Brooooo! This is your best video yet.

That captain is a fucking legend man.


Bro this niggas videos are too 5 funniest shit I ever seen😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


10:40 why was that dude acting like that lmao


"well negociate that later" AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br>Captain's a sussy baka

"well negociate that later" AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Captain's a sussy baka


Holly shit i been there wtf… got second hand embarrassment on the spongebob vid but this is amazin fr dawg wow


cause i still she the shadows in my room lmaooooo


We’re basically at 120k likes, you know what time it is lads


Bro this foo got me dead asf definitely subscribing 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk
Such a fucking good vid


Bro cap is one awesome dude. He took it upon himself to make you feel appreciated & loved dawg.  Stay spreading positivity & Stay blessed.☀


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid


Bro this was more then a goat vid this was just fucking diamond on my life it was


The captain a real one- He is a kind and gentle soul, and cared for any stranger <3


This dude really copped a job from this😂<br>Demarcus cousins III stays undefeated

This dude really copped a job from this😂
Demarcus cousins III stays undefeated


118k likes yo !?!?

Edit: @Jidion 16:40 we ain’t forget bro


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid and super underated guys


We ain’t gonna talk abt the fact that he ate some of someone’s chicken


BROOOOO🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂 you gotta be the most natural funny YouTuber to date


Demarcus cousins III, the greatest showmen there was


When will this man sell hoodies, I need that professional raw dogger hoodie for the cold weather


bro yes get the job i would just say to respect the people once u get it cause i know they'll just get a bit mad lol but you'll do it you got this RRRRRRRR LETS GO JIDION!!!!!!!!!!!!


@fisteddogg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid


Jidion should try to rep Somalia in a joust


Just so you know Demarcus you are the captain in our lives you make everyone so happy and I thank you for that. Keep up the good work man


Deadass one of your best videos, grats on your new job, get that booty


The captain really understood that it is bigger and black and white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk
Such a fucking good vid


I always make sure to have some food ready when he uploads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid


the fact you stay serious bra kills me 🤣😭


10:30 that guy getting a little jealous lol

@CreepyGhostly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid

With his knock off jack sparrow looking ass 🤣


I could be the janitor and still do it better than anyone else 😂


you fuckin made it bro, you're an official pirate! nice!


Man is making me weak with the brothel shit 😭😭😭😭 “WOOOOOO”


@Blu2Gamer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid


I seen one tiktok of this guy and literally went straight to YouTube and subed


Every video I’ve seen always tops the next one n I love that shi‼😂


@Bassirou Roméo Youte https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid


Bro this is a banger!! Definitely one of my favorites


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid and super underated guys


You guys are the only people yelling here

" LETS GOOOOOOOO "


Playing paintball but with a real gun prank


I started do shit like him and I got $6 by saying “can I get a dollar it’s BLM month”


Bro treats his life like a video game the way he doing all these side quests😂


I think I'm the only person who saw the first title before it was changed


JiDion is going to work at this place, look at the likes 💀


The most beautiful lady in the land. " I'm beautiful but i'm not a lady" ....


Lowkey he do look like he could be carson wentz cousin or his half brother or some shit😂


Awesome video man keep on going I loved it


BROOO ID LOVE HIM TO BE IN THE CREW IN THE NEXT video


Dude that captain is one of the sweetest people ive ever seen


Juice wrld lyrics while talking to captain lol😂


Yo if JiDion actaully like got a job with him which would be the coolest thing ever I would watch all his pirate vlogs


Es que estay tan cagado que eso lo hace mil veces mejor 😂😂


When he bit the Turkey leg and the guy took it back no problem I died


Broo best video ever thank you for making me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid and super underated guys


Nah they saying it’s cuz your black that’s why you stand out


This video was so funny holy shit I never stopped laughing


He was so genuine but your just fucking around 😂😂😂


1:07 boi he black facing i would off whopped bro ah right then and their


A real shit when j idiom got interviewed  to work for chipotle and  they hired him so quick like that I was like damn if he can do it then I can do it and now I’m a chipotle worker me being 16 it’s pretty good 🤣💀


I think a lot of people think he is "special" and dont realize he is trolling


Bro jidion is a straight menace at this event 😂


11: 54. Dude was disappointed in so many levels. lmfao


Drop more homiesexual hoodies 🥲 it’s cold


Brooo you thought of the lyrics 🤣looking up. I love you bro ❤🔥


1:07 “take out da baby and put gimme a dolla” 😂😂😂 definitely do that 💀💀💀


BROO MADE THIS WHOLE VID HAD ME DYING 😭😭😭 GOOD SHIT @JiDion ❤🔥

Thank you-Thank you-Thank you-Thank you-Thank you-Thank you-Thank you-Thank you-


Man at the renaissance saying thou and thy 😂😂😂😂


Dude they probably thought jidion was special needs


this was the greatest video ive ever seen


I consider myself pretty introverted and I gotta say I get second hand social anxiety watching Jidion in public 😂😂

Yeah man i felt embarrassed kinda but he didint looked phased lul.


Cmon we gotta get this to 120k likes I wanna see him go there again


@JiDion you didn’t put the “give me money “ at the end 😭🥺


Are u gonna actually work there? I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not…. I know for sure youtube is paying you more handsomely than they are


please get the job and work there for a video


Lol ole boy got all insecure and told him to leave🤣


Ima go over to Somalia and become a Somalian pirate 😭😭😭


I want to hang out with this man so badly


This video is one of the best I’ve ever seen🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥


You can't script this shit it's too good.


damn the captain is a G cant believe the he came back to check on Demarcus


I kind of hope you go back to be honest. Loved the energy.


1:33 my boy in the back where naruto cloths


Dawg😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣He said
Thank You
THank You
THAnk You
THANk You
THANK YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Bro Hilarious As Fuck


literally one of my favourite videos on youtube


You got some hot ladies? — no, dudes— ah fuck😂😂


Your vids are so cringe but I love them so much


You make my day every time I watch your videos thanka


jidion* i still see ur shadows in my room😂


This dude is cringe and annoying 😂 he needs to grow up big time …


He needs to grow up …. It’s embarrassing and cringe all his viewers are immature kids just like him


This dude is sooooo cringe !!! He copy’s Danny Duncan and other you tubers 😂 dude is cringe af


you better do a show with him in the future


0:53 “Feels like I’m back In the good old days💀👨🏿🌾


Dude that captain is the coolest guy ever


"you got some hot ladies?" Jidion: nah dudes....


am i trippin or the guy at 1:11 is tryna..😂😂


“So you playing single player”😂💀💀I’m dead!


The Captain was actually so wholesome! I love that man!


Yo you need to get that captain back on man, dude has a good heart man


The captain was so awesome.. seriously one of the best dudes I’ve seen on YouTube


yo I just noticed, all the employees are white, I'm just saying that's creepy, not a single black, Asian, Mexican, nothing just white employees


Jidion has so much confidence dude I swear XD


jidion's videos are a great reminder to be yourself


1:06 I was so surprised to see that guy😭😧


Who ever disliked this video, y’all buggin no cap


14:30 when he started singing lucid dreams 😭


the cringe at the beginning almost got me to click off bro CHILL LOL


this vid was so entertaining omgg thanks bro


the captain was so cool. he needs a raise fr


yooooo this guy is like danny mullen if he knew how to not piss people off entirely! LOL good shit


I Here By Pronounce Thou Video

A Certified Classic .


12:26 damn that man he is so caring to a stranger thats crazy he is the real king


bro i be laughing sooo much watching him fosure ho back needs more


that captain is one of the nicest people ive ever seen on video lol


Go to that naked Janga at the call of duty


@4:13 JiDion Asks for for EVERYONE to give him your Energy…..!!!!

Guy On The Side: Takes a quiet sip of Cola 🥤😅😂🤣!!!!


this man never stops dropping references to shit lol


I don't know what, but something seems a bit odd here 0:54


Bro this content is wild W's in the chat ong


Bro this video was hilarious one of the best ones yet. When you come back for work make sure you duel that prick for his lady. ⚔⚔⚔🏴☠🏴☠🏴☠


As a Colts Fan I am offended by the Carson Wentz joke


This guy kills me its soooo fuuunnnnyyyy🤣🤣🤣


you shouldve shown ur application to the guy and girl that told you to leave


This dude talks and sounds like the Raw paper dude. Josh Kesselman hahaha


Damn, Demarcus invite me to hang out with you sometime🤣😂


You’re such a troll omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


10/10 vid. JiDion fr had made them dudes day by makin think they was fr inspiring him, W mans!!


Bro the dragon shop owners the only ones that wasnt cool.


"you got some hot ladies??"

"no dudes"

"ahh fuck"

i fucking died 😂😂😂


Yeah... Dunno how tf I got here but yeah... It's intertertaining af


As an eagles fan I fuckin died at the Wentz comment 😂😂 “just a scrub”


This is giving me baylen levine shrek fest vibes


Nah bro where is this place this shit looks hilarious 😂😂


The lady swinging on jidion, her moves were racially motivated💀


the guy at the beginning sayin jidion is a tiktoker is funny for sayin that 😭😭


lil baby dude was funny af need him back 😭😭


dis man literally make me laugh at his videos idk why


I just went was smoking weed and all first time being there and it was so fun way better than the hood and they didn't care I was black so refreshing


I still see shadows in my room. Can't take back the love that I gave you. I died laughing so bad!!!


120k likes so he works there to get his money up XDDDDDD


keep in touch with the captain if not ima be pissed


Has anyone else noticed the sword he was holding at 8:08 is a SAO sword the anime


Demarcus ur such a troll bro I love it!! Funny asf bruh😂😂


I want to be your friend in real life, no homo.


Almost 120k likes we gon need you to go do that first day of work soon.


That one guy that wore the Tokyo revengers toman jacket


Lol, that tough guy came out counting like $80 saying you need to leave.  Im dead!


Looks like we’ll be seeing demarcus cousin III the pirate soon!


No cap I’m going through hard times rn this mad day


stg if i don’t see you and the captain next video


Bruh this shi to funny jidion fr the greatest


Jidion is slowly becoming my favorite black person, sorry Chet Hanks you’re #2 now


bro i have not laughed this hard in a long time thank you so much!!!


I wonder if the Real Demarcus Cousins knows about him, and if he does, I wonder what he thinks about him😂


i just fuckin love how he is showing up everywhere in Da crocs maaan


This is the one bro, hilarious video!!!!!


9:54 , remember folks , if you're having a conversation with a young person in 2021 , never assume they're human , never

@Are u mad 🤡 no, “they” go by they which you used quite well i must say

@NHC it’s a joke and what he is saying is if u talk to someone now they don’t prefer to be called what they are. So don’t refer to them as humans, they go by aliens 👽

@NHC To make butt-hurt people like you cry me miles n miles of never ending rivers

why are you implying that people who are nonbinary or use they/them prononus aren’t human? seems pretty shitty, most people dont strip entire groups of people their humanity in their heads.


Can you please do a series where you go around and do this with captain for an actual job. That would be so legit dude.


Forgot the fact he said tiktok guy he is wearing a tokyo revengers drip


They really thought he was one of the special kids.


You gotta make some hoodies and crew necks for the merch


This ain’t even A video this a masterpiece


jidon is public menace and a threat to society


Who else saw the sword art online swords?


FIRST DAY AND ITS ALREADY AT 105k LETS GOOOO MORE CAPTAIN


The most aggressive “thank you “to this day


There's no way he just ate someone else turkey leg...... oh I forgot its JiDion lmaoooooo


Yoooooo you just get put in the most W situations


Damn I’ve never seen a vid with 100k likes and with 500k views before


Bro get this video to 120k likes I gotta see him as a pirate 😂😂😂


go to a college exam and openly ask siri for answers. then if the prof takes ur phone pull out a amazon alexa and start asking alexa


You should come back and visit the campgrounds. Your in for a real treat!! ☺😆


“Don’t go deeper than your pockets are” wise words from a pirate


"I just dapped up Sir Thomas, I'm never gonna wash this hand bro" 🤣


If you’re reading this Jesus Christ loves you unconditionally and He will never leave you ❤💛❤


please make a series on this captain guy


bro u are the funniest person out there, im legit crying


Take Baylen next time with you to this place


Jidion you are literally the best youtuber out there 10/10 comedy


where are the I <3 Lizzo hoodies???????????????


10:04 I'm saying this whenever someone asks me what my pronouns are


Why this man gotta fuck people’s emotions it kills me 😭😭😭.


Like how he kept saying demarcus cousins lll


when he gave captain that juice wrld line i was dying 😭


Lol This was a sick vid! Yo captain was da man seems like a genuinely good person


Am I tripping or that man on 1:07 the same foo on this other vid who was woke telling the ppl how society works around communism capitalism and socialism ..? Does anyone know the video I’m talking about ?? can’t be trippin


I think this channel has one of the highest likes for views for this size of a channel, that just shows how strong the fan base is, keep up the great work. =)


You are literally carrying youtube right noww


anyone notice that sword art online sword????


buddy thought he was doin sumn, "i think its time for u to go"


y’all i really hope he got the job, it would be the best thing ever honestly


All jokes we need more people like the dude at 12:35


Bro you should really do that job it would be good content for the channel


10:00 the moment that ended racism all over the world


i wouldve cried if the captain said that to me 😂


bro ur impact is crazyyy, W captain tho 💯💯


Yes return back and hit in that White Dragon 🐉 Lady again 🤣


the renaissance fair is actually pretty dope


Nah fr go back to that place😭😭 take that job serious I wanna see what it’s like Fr


11:45 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DYING HELP MEEEE HELP  MEEEEE OH MY GOOOOOOD


bro i gotta skip some cus i feel embarrassed for you lmao


You don’t know how much your vids make a niggas day yo


Yo make another video with them 😂😭💯 that was goated content.


“I think it’s time for you to go” had me dead


U better stay in touch with captain Jidion dont leave him hanging a second time


Imagine if the captain was in another video like part 2 or something that would be golden 💛


Yay jidion is gonna get scabbies, pirate herpies


The captain deffo think this man is a special ed man lmaooooooo


Only JiDion pullin like ratios like this😭🙌🏼💪🏼


WWWW MANS BROO HE MAKES ME WANT TO CRY HES SO HUMBLE


U already know u have to make pirate merch


I love how the kapitan treated demarcus cousins the third like a make a wish kid


“Can I get a bite” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 dude showed some love sharing that turkey leg! 😆💯


Dude said where’s the subtitles, he inspired me to do this in school and just troll people 😂😂🔝


When you get the job please press that dude that told you to leave


That captain is a good person yo. Great person for real, love to see that fr


This guy desrverses oscar for his <br>Confidence

This guy desrverses oscar for his
Confidence


Don't leave them hanging by going for 1 day. Just keep in touch and make the captain a recurring character.


Why the guy selling dragons get so upset you was talking to her 😭😭😭bruh felt intimidated


This was one of the best videos you’ve done no 🧢


They guy that said are you from tiktok , had in mikeys coat from Tokyo revengers ☠😁


Missed the chance to be ski mask the slump god


First dude had an Tokyo manji gang jacket 💥💥💥


Rea shit y’all like this up I need to see more of this


I feel bad for the captain cuz he was so nice and was probably excited to have jidion on the job


automatic like but i always gotta skip some parts that make me cringe 😂 😂 love this content tho. we the best fan base ong.


I didn’t know the TikTok guy had a YouTube


wait are you gonna actually work with them


Nigga said I’m PEEN/is LMAO I’m dead hahahahahah


This place is sick, video is funny, Cap is awesome


brush I was there that day I'm sorry I didn't find you jidion  im sorry I falied you


Bro got a job just messing around for us, A lot of people can’t even get a job trying their hardest


What, the, fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

What, the, fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Jack sparrow lookin nigga wasn’t with any of Demarcus’s shenanigans 😂


You earn my sub bro, yoir videos always put a smile on my face 😂😂😂


Aye sorry bro I was the one who bought those swords


DeMarcus Cousins The 3rd 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


dude i find it so wild how fast he has grown. gongrats bro


Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven amen 🙏🏾 John 14:6 amen 🙏🏾 ✝🙏🏾


That security guard really did look like carson.😂😂


The captain is so damn nice he made my day bro 😭


Tyrone made 195 accounts to dislike this video


The gaaaammeeee Jidion displayed to us just now 9:57


@11:30 this shii made my day bro.. funniest scene ever


That's copyright infringement 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm done for ⚰


Can't take back the love that I gave you 🎶😂


Looks like Demarcus Cousins the III is getting a new job soon!


This man said his pronouns are Pen/is 🤣🤣💀


The captain definitely thought you was sped 😭


You’re hillarious pls try to collab with Danny Mullen it will be GOLD


Wth was that guy in the skirt doing 0:34


This is the most funny/entertaining video i have ever seen in Youtube i never laughed this much ! JIDION UNDERRATED FR


https://youtu.be/ewIbr4o-F6U Kay flock got charged for rape 😮


how do have this much confidence 😭 amazing vid as per usual


"ima go over to somali and become a somali pirate"


I wonder how he deals with job offers. Like how does he explain that it was a vid and rejects the job


This was a great video dawg 💯 Yall are heat frr


Opened up TIKTOK and a part of this video I saw and had to watch the full video, JiDion hella funny


Why you got me crying fool don’t look at me essa I’m shedding a thug tear🥲


The captain part was actually very sweet


This vid made me laugh out loud literally. Im dying bruh


the dragon girl looks like kristen stewart🤔🤔


The Captain legit a solid human being. TOP TIER WORK DEMARCUS COUSINS THE III. Bravo


عبدالعزيز العجمي


Charles Sewell Only Fans Biology Account


Jidion is the only youtuber that you can say "IM PROUD IM SUBSCRIBED TO HIM"


funniest man online. idk if everyone catches those jokes though lol


A shame that I just found this channel <br>Finn binge watch all your videos!!!

A shame that I just found this channel
Finn binge watch all your videos!!!


"What is she saying? Someone turn on the subtitles..." 😂


How do people dislike your videos I just don’t get it


little does the crew know that this man has been kicked out of places they couldn’t have imagined 😂😂😂😂


Omg pls go back!! The captain is such a great guy 🥺


“Come n put that pussy on me don’t be runnin from me” 😂😂😂


7:37 gotta be the funniest thing ive seen all year


what's up with that they/them pronoun bs


JiDion is the funniest YouTuber by far ..these videos always make my day


Captain one of the realist dude on this planet


Nah if u go back, go for dat girl with the bf again pls 😭😂


I watch your all videos without missing a single one, and want you to see at your first day of work in that captain crew, <br>BIG LOVE❤ from Mumbai Suburban.

I watch your all videos without missing a single one, and want you to see at your first day of work in that captain crew,
BIG LOVE❤ from Mumbai Suburban.


Dude selling dragons was pressed for a joke


Jus wanna say I love u I knew since like 7k


I’ve been to the renaissance festival out there in the woodlands near Houston that might be the same one low key. It was so fun and badass this vid had me dying !


bro words cant describe how you make a nigga day from your personality.


video was a banger fr thank u for posting this


I swear to god this the most funny guy on YouTube😭


Pls keep going back to the place and being apart of the show!!!


so where's my free the nipple t shirt that i ordered? you scammer @JiDion


This man get security or the cops called on him in every video😂😂😂


You a fucking icon bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 have me crying out here 🙏🏽😭


And I was sitting here you couldn't get funnier. Remember your crown next time


Literally my favorite youtuber, this dude funny ash🤣🤣🤣


LMFAO YOU A FUCKING TROLL! THE FACT THAT YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THROUGH IT ALL! IM FUCKING DEAD!!!! AMAZING


Ay man da vids gettin longer n better n I see progress n each vid u post u make my day bruh 🤣💯


Jidion is the goat bro ever since I found him I watched every single vid swell all the old ones


JIDION IS PART OF THE CREW NOOOWWWWWW⁉⁉⁉⁉


Fuck bruh I got in trouble for laughing to hard in class 😡😂


The next vid jidion just drives the boat


This man is either really brave or has no shame 😂😂


The waits are always worth it for JiDion videos...


Captain the real G, no joke, no troll, true W for our fair lord Demarcus Cousins III


Jokes aside, the pirate captain was wholesome asf.


Eveytime I watch Jidion I get second hand embarrassment behind the camera


Hey that captain is the coolest dude ever


Banger banger banger banger bangerrrrrrrr


This mans back must hurt from carrying YouTube rn


It’s a great day when I wake up to a new JiDion video🤣😌


Ohhh I get it!! The title of the video makes so much sense now!
He throwing shade at the dude who told him to leave 😂😂. DEMARCUS you my man is a legend!
I hope that man sees the video.


Bro you got to take the job and make a vid first day hype man let’s Fuckkng go


The captain was so sweet towards JiDion, We love to see it. So sweet and nice to hime, bless that captain.


Bruhhh her ringtone said Yess daddy 😂😂😂🔥


Honestly bro I think this is one of your best videos yet lmfaooo from the comedy, looking for the kings wife,  to sharing compassion with the captain, and becoming a fucking pirate! Lmao keep winning bro!💯❤


Lmao jidion is the funniest youtuber forreal lmao, so naturally funny.


The officer does look like Carson Wentz 😂


“What is she saying? Turn on the subtitles”😂😂💀💀💀


I was smiling the whole video bro. Keep it up


I ordered some merch on October 30. Any guess on when it’s supposed to get here?


Us Somali pirates fun asf Real Ogs #LLAbdithepirart 🇸🇴❌🏴☠


There ain’t one video Jidion making us laugh 💀


1:08 ain’t that the same dude that was taking about how the government was fake or sum?


Bro when he quoted  Lucid Dreams while taking to the captain I died 😂


Im ngl that captain is an amazing person


Is this the same one Baylen Levine went to?


"Move over Colin Mockery, there's a new face in the biz, his name is CAPTAIN!!!!"

GUESS U GOTTA BE IN ECONOMY PLUS TO GET IT


idec what anyone says your the best/funniest youtuber! like you bring so much nostalgia of how youtube was back then when it was funny keep up the work :))


W Captain haha He was amazing. Customer Service at it's finest! Keep it up Jidion 💯


Your vids keep getting better, you gotta get back for that job 🔥


Bro that captain deserves the best in the world wtf


Pls act homeless and when they say they don’t have cash pull out a card reader


I lowkey think the captain like Demarcus 🤣🤣🤣


This was so fun and im not even into this type of stuff..🔥🔥🔥


he has the same amount of confidence as my dad in public doing stupid shit


Sometimes I look at ur vid and be like there’s no way this going be more fire then the last one but you always shut me up I’ll keep watching 🔥🔥


He literally needs to go back that man was way too kind😭😭🙏


The Captain is such a great person!! Tryna be more like him fr god bless that dude!


At first I wasn’t sure but now I fully fw you that shit was hilarious


Baylen needs to know that jidion is a pirate now


One of your best videos, that Juice Wrld lyric with the captain had me dying


I can see jidion make pirate merch already 🔥❤


bro you gotta take the job and make videos working there


If you didn’t like this video, you have issues.


Aye start setting up your first day on the job jidion 😂


how can someone so hot be so  weird hahahah 10:00


Lmao shoulda put gimmie a dollar as the outro lmao


Oh please come back to that show this was amazing JiDion


we need a part 2 asap!! thanks for making me smile this morning.


the dragon shop person had such a cool outfit i love them sm


That captain was really cool. You should take that job tbh, that was a rare opportunity right there.


Dude your literally so funny I’m crying bc I’m laughing so hard


Ong this channel has got so much better from a few years ago keep grinding damarcus 💯


30,000 Left Let's Go! DeMarcus Cousins III.


Real talk, that captain is a g. Good man.


Bruh the vids gotta be this long. Shit is a banger onG😂😂


If Jidion joined NELK that would change the world

Nelk are not funny they can't even pull real pranks anymore.


JiDion needs to be stopped man naaaaah ahhaahaaha


Ross and jidion will make the best duo on YouTube aka ultimate takeover


“When did da baby go medieval” when he dropped red light green light 💀


JIDion you gotta edit GiMmE a DoLLa into a video


Make this a series & see how long until you get fired 🤣


jidion is the only youtube who can make me laugh the whole entire video swear


I'm from Somalia do you still want to go?


The captain is the man I’ve been looking for for my whole life


As a Cowboys fan, that was a W Carson Wentz comment lmao


The shit they do on that event is older than your country


No shot, no fucking way that that speech made my tear up, what the fuck


jidion is changing the game in a transcending way like never before. keep up the hard work brother fr fr


bruh the captain actually fuckign felt bad for him


Wow you are the personification of uncomfortable cringe


PART 2 PLZ I LOVE THAT CAPTAIN HES SO NICE


Has anyone ever told u u look like Carson Wentz. He’s a scrub


Nobody talking about the Juice Wrld verse he threw in talking to the captain, im dyyiing


When he said “ I still see your shadows in my room can’t take back the love that I gave you” 🤣


He really had a whole adventure at that place


That part with the singing and the part right after, gold! I couldn’t tell if the guy was in on it or the fact that you just handled that with ease.


6:28 bro that was such a sick play by the captain


I don’t know what the captain is doing at this random place man needs to be at Disney 😂


Omg please make it a series of you working as apart of the crew 😂


Her: Are you a YouTuber?
Him: Nah I’m a pornhubber
😂😂😂


DABABY!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂 you really did it on this one bro. Classic for sure. GIMME A DOLLA! 😂


"U got some hot ladies? Um no dudes... "


Bro I really hope you do the pirate thing even if it's one time for the one time.


Dude this gives me second hand embarrassment tbh. 😭😭


Lil baby: You got some hot lady’s?
JiDion: Nah, Hot dudes.
lol baby: Phuc.


im not gonna cap... this video the best one yet 😭


There not one part of the video thats boring demarcus we love you


I like how he told one of the fans to stop screaming bc no one else was and did the exact same 5 seconds later


Bruh they being so genuine but Demarcus Cousins the 3rd trolling hard but on the other hand he needs to be part of the Pirate crew


Whenever you see the police you know the video goin be good 😂😂


The juice wrld🤣🤣🤣<br>That was so stupid that had me rollin

The juice wrld🤣🤣🤣
That was so stupid that had me rollin


y’all better like this video up so we can see JiDion working here 🤣


1:08 that’s the dude who exposed the government n TikTok??


😂😂

Please become a part of the renaissance fair 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


Ended portal guy waited his whole life for that very moment lmao


The way bro walked out and confronted him for talking to the girl😭😭


I dunno how you lasted that long without getting kicked out….these kinda people take this shit so serious its insane! (At least in my area) they don’t take kindly to getting trolled like at all so I found this absolutely hysterical, hahahahaha.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣at this point anything you do funny


10:38 she trying to man up but ended up being a girl
Find it so funny people trying to change their birth gender, 😂😂


Man i absolutely loved that captain 😭<br>Pls go back to him again

Man i absolutely loved that captain 😭
Pls go back to him again


I’ve never laughed at a video before like this😭


That was the best captain I’ve ever seen


When they come try touch your camera the camera man should say he got contagious herpes then he won’t touch u


Best video to date. This shit was hilarious


This vid was fkn goated bro, start to finish


that captain was so so so fucking dope bro


Please follow thru w the captain, do a part 2


I feel so uncomfortable watching these vids😂😂😂


bro walked in ready to get kicked out and then rode out on a horse and carriage with a job offer


Thou is wrong. It should be thine. Explanation in comments.

Thou is used, when you is the subject of the sentence. Thy is used as a possessive pronoun, when the thing, that is possessed, starts with a vowel. If it starts with a consonant it’s thine.


Where is this?  I'm from England and I want to visit 🤣


10:01 So was they the one that gave JiDion permission to cut his hair in the lecture hall?


God the cringe is such a love and hate relationship


We better get another video with the captain


Jidion and the captain conversation was so wholesome at the end


so we ignoring the guys who asked if he was a tik tok guy was wearing tokyo manji gang


4:58 The first time the “Daddy” in the subtitles is actually spoken 😂


“I gotta be careful of how I say whip it out” face went from 😂 to 🤨


I've seen some wild videos. https://youtu.be/rIxZsoLOkZ8


This guy jokes around too much during serious moments makes me c r i n g e


The captain is actually the nicest guy ever


The crocs wasn’t in sport mode yooooooo 😂


Ain’t nobody catch that she said she’s a they/them an this nigga said I’m a pen/is


*yes mlord 😹😭😹😭😹😭😭😭😭😹😭😭😹😭😹😭😹😭😭😭

*yes mlord 😹😭😹😭😹😭😭😭😭😹😭😭😹😭😹😭😹😭😭😭


“ I’m a sound cloud rapper so I’m free “ 😂😂


Anybody recognize the “give me a dollar” guy from when he’s talking about how the government works?


"The only way you can do that is if you speedrun it" 🤣🤣


JiDion, you absolutely are the best YouTuber, thanks for everything you do!


That girl was low-key beating on jidion 😂😂😂


10:27 that johnny depp lookin ass think he tough 🤡


They guy that said give me a dollar at 1:08 is a renaissance version of Jerome from Everybody Hates Chris.
“Aye little dude from across the street, let me hold a dollar.”


Ji wanted to troll the captain but he couldn’t lol. That talk was too pure


Poor Kat she looked so embarrassed when her ring tone went off 🤣🤣


"You just let her ray rice me?" Bro that shit got me laughing 😂😂


Funny af, smiles through out this whole vid


"DeMarcus Cousins the third was so... vibrant"


Bro I’m geeked, the size of balls on him to do this type of stuff. Always such funny contact .


That Nigga who said you gotta go giving me discord mods vibes 😭😭😭😭😭


Become a uber eats driver than eat their food in their face, inspired by deshae frost


Only watched one video = he gained one more follower


Where is this place looks like an interesting place to visit


the captain is just underneath jidion of being nicest person


Man your honestly the goat, that guy was so genuine so happy you didn’t troll him to hard


11:01 why she looking at him like that 😈


The captain thought demarcus was on the spectrum


“ demarcus cousins the 3rd “ I instantly died laughing 😭😭😭😭


Havent even watched it yet and I’m already chuckling


why was the lil baby dude the funniest part low key


𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿


this man lives with embaresment not in his vocab


The captain will be disappointed when Jidion can’t work for him bc of YT😔


“how can i finish without my demarcus” BROOOOOOO 14:54


That captain is such a good man. One of those ppl that really try to help others


man I cant stop laughing at this shit hes too funny


Jidion doesn’t even know how happy his videos make me


Bro I just now realized that literally twice, as you said, you were just fucking around and got jobs. How's that possible ffs


82k likes in 12 hours lol safe to say he’s gonna be working there


Fr the captain is and his pirates was goated.


Why did that ender dragon girls man piss me off so bad.  Like I wanted to smash him up for you


I think I've watched every vid. This one was great


Hey Demarcus Cousins III you made a typo in the title. Its "Art Thou Girlfriend Single?" not "Is Thou Girlfriend Single?"


I don’t know why that guy said “You should go when Demarcus was talking to the blonde chick”

@Devin Bannish dude don't she got a Adam's apple? It's a guy

@bottom her out Watchu tryna get into 👊🏽

@Devin Bannish Took me 30 mins of research to understand what They/Them pronouns are 😂

@bottom her out Right lol, "They/Them" fuck out of here 😂.

@john doe Lol people love science until biology gets in it

@john doe No no, I fully understand. It's silly though, and I'm not going to pretend it isn't.

It’s because he was her boyfriend and jidion was asking for that contact info

@Devin BannishThey/Them pronouns mean Non-binary to any gender. So basically not a female nor man. Trust me, I didn't understand either

@snareplug 🥁🔌 Nah I think it one of those girls are "cool" to they don't want to identify as girls.

She not a chick she a half breed dragon 😈


Damn I'm glad I was here even before this channel had 1M subs, MANS CARRYING YOUTUBE🙌🏾🔥


It got emotional talking to the captain 😒😂😂 Jidion CARRYING YOUTUBE 🔥🔥💯


10:30 dude looks like a chick. what a weirdo.


These vids are borderline cringe but in a funny way


Captain turned into hulk hogan fast “here’s the deal brother”


This is why you're the greatest YouTuber💯💯💯


Look up top notch on yt he’s not no faze rugs they rock with lizzos and they get into the same gimmicks as you , it’s what the fans want if you should take any suggestions from fans at least consider this one this is a million dollar idea

I’m on their page promoting you as well trying to make this happen the most I can do is get you two to acknowledge each other a banger from you would be legendary


Demarcus Cousins III just joined Whitebeards crew. That's pops right there


Hahahah YOUR LIFE IS A MOVIE MAN. Much love from Kenya.


You really got the most steady cameraman, i would be crying 😂😂😂


Like this if jidion should collab with top notch on yt


Jidion is killing it atm. Half a mil views in less than 12 hours


That guy really gave him stop turkey bro xd


He so funny I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bro I forgot DeMarcus cousins was on SpongeBob 😭😂


“They/them thanks for asking”

“Oh I’m pen/is” 😂😂


Jidion... is... a..   MENACE!  A NUTCASE! INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE LOL


The first time that “daddy” has actually been said and not added randomly


I like all of your videos but this one is the best.


This guy can literally hype up the "silent guy"


10:28
Yo, why that Russ lookin ass cockblock came out counting money lmao


𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘐𝘯𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘏𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴


Who say I was left off bad and boujee? 9:46 Who say I was left off bad and boujee? 10:08


definitely gotta find out where portal 69 is


It would have been funny ash is he said trick or treat to someone lol 😆😂🤣


“Just do you the best you can, and I’ll do me the best I can. And together we’ll be amazing.”<br> Captain.

“Just do you the best you can, and I’ll do me the best I can. And together we’ll be amazing.”
 Captain.


That guy at the dragon store thought he was so big


imagine if when he said "do you wanna duel?" the nerd pulled out yugioh cards hahaha


I reckon you should work it would be fuken hella funny


Girl: my pronouns are they/them

JiDion: im pe/nis 💀

Girl: *my pronouns are they/them*

JiDion: *im pe/nis* 💀


That dude saw jidion pulling that girl and had to come up and tell him to leave


At 1:07 I've seen that guy on tik tok talking about political parties


Has Demarcus cousins the first ever seen one of your vids?

Gotta be your next video


pro when i pick up chicks im gonna start asking for pronouns


How are you at a renaissance fair and not able to take a joke 😂😂😂 the dragon lady had to have her knight save her 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


this is painful to watch but<br>it was funny 😂😂😂

this is painful to watch but
it was funny 😂😂😂


I feel mostly bad for people who gave him that job application actually thinking he going to show.


This mans comedy is on a whole other level 🤣


Blue shirt thought he was the shit counting that cash whilst JiD was chatting up his they/them


JiDion: “this is nice it’s like I’m back in the good old days”

Slavery: “am i a joke to you?”


this man rivals ross creations with his ability to stay in character


@12:12 bro that is funny. But somalia doesn't have pirates now, sorry. I'm from Somalia BTW.


I thought we was gonna keep the video above 20 minutes 🤨


One of the funniest videos I've watched in a long time


They got to think he slow or sumthing 😭😭😭


Dang that dude really saw the entertainment we see in Jidion


Imagine your in the middle of telling Jidion you know him and he comes up to you screaming I’m a pirate 💀


6:18 behind jiDion is MrBeast if his channel never took off


7:27 I don’t believe what I just heard 🤬😡😡


how come you just walked right past that medieval lizzo...? 3:36


Bruh IM about to go all the way to this fair and hug that damn captain. That warmed my soul..


His Zero fucks given attitude and being extrovert like he is truly a superpower


this video was f***ing hilarious, keep up the good sh*t


BRO THE CAPTAIN IS SUCH AN INSPIRATION VRO


14:28 mans just recited Lucid Dreams LMAO

RIP Juice!


This video had me dying all the way through 😂😂


Jitt deadas left us for some pirate shi.  Dayng


Bro was quoting juice wrld when talking to the captain 💀


That was actually a dope ass community and the captain was lit. And of course another banger video by Demarcus Cousins III 🔥🔥🔥


better than danny duncan cant tell me anything else


Bro this video is one of my favorites, the captain is a walking W


Pen/is 😂😭😂😭😂😭

Pen/is 😂😭😂😭😂😭


0:36 so we’re ignoring what’s happening in the background left corner lol


The way this nigga just be trollin people yo

I love it


the captain probably never gets this kind of energy at his events 😭😭 he never wanted him to leave


Man fck dababy we only listen too ThyInfant


Brooo😂😂 this is hands down best youtube video ive ever seen! I was dying the whole time! Demarcus Cousins ||| for President


Imagine you've been job hunting for months and this guy gets jobs for having fun 😭


That captain is wholesome I need to go to his shows 😂👍🏻👍🏻


not exactly my words but you said it better 💀💀💀💀💀


bro this is like the first jidion video where nobody complained about the camera guy lol


I fr watched this guy grow, love that his work paying off


I rarely laugh out loud watching videos but this one sent me 😂😂😂


Captain Demarcus The Third Professional Rawdogger of the seas.


I hope the next video is him being a pirate


The girl a baddie tho. I would pay for her OF


"I still see his shadows in my room" 😂😂😂


the amount of second hand embarrassment, is hitting my body.. at this moment, i fucking cant bro xD


Man this literally was the best video by far u funny as fuck and you literally should go back every week film and have fun till you get kicked out. Idk if you ever will see this but thanks for makin my and the world better bro.


dude if you can go with the captain that's hella content


I hate how that bum came out counting those 300$ in 20$ he got to slip with all 4 of them talking crazy and acting tuff I love the captain tho


I’ve never seen a convention or whatever this is before but it’s pretty freakin awesome 😂😂😂


The captain definitely thought you were special needs


"It's freaky"  <b>while she thirsty looks JiDion</b>

"It's freaky"  *while she thirsty looks JiDion*


The vids are getter like 100 times better, and I like that you not an asshole to the captain, just people who are dicks to u.


Seriously one of my favorite YouTubers! The acting doesn’t seem forced and comes natural, seriously though you gotta go back and work for the captain and make a series out of it!!


Yo no cap, JiDion and Long Beach Griffy are the best YouTubers rn


crying cuz the captain was SO nice wtf. He genuinely wanted you part of the team I feel so bad ughhhhh.


Bro. This is the funniest person I know dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 come to New Jersey and do this shit man omg😂😂😂😂


I’m only commenting for the YouTube algorithm. Legendary video


10:00 what’s that now ? They/them ? What?


I still see the shadows in my room. Can't take back the love that I gave you. How do you keep a straight face. Good God. 🤣😂☠


jidion really singing lucid dreams at 14:28


Never thought I’d see the day someone got sturdy worst than Adin 🤣🤣🤣


IM IN ZOO WITH THE LIONS APES AND BEARS YOU PROBOBLY WONT MAKE IT THERE!


God bless the captain, really hope to see more of him ngl


10:05 lmao how to troll a woke without she even realizing


If it makes the whole people recognizing you from tiktok thing better.....I found you on YouTube, not tiktok 😌


That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.


This is the best demarcus cousins the 3rd video out to this date.


Ain’t nobody do it like this guy, such a vibe 🔥


Bro you gotta actually go back shit would be funny


Jidion u gotta stay in touch with that Captain he’s a W


This video had me fucking rolling this one was a banger😂😂


Bro you funny asf “ DEMARCUS COUSINS THE 3RD “


I feel like this is just his genuine reasction😂😂😂😂😂😂


"I still se your shadows in my room, cant take back the love that i gave you" almost started crying my man


Man down bad when she said I don't do messages 😂


"Fuck that nigga" i need to stop watching him 😂😂😂


Take the job and to talk to the guy and his gf again


Freaking banger as always, go DeMarcus Cousins🤣🔥🔥


LOL. “I blue balled you”… this was one of the funniest videos!  The Capt fell hard for you DeMarcus!


A bit late but JiDion really just became the main character of life huh ?


Bro omg 🤣🤣 every other thank u was funnier


Damn that was my friend who out bid you lmaooo


JiDion shill bided in that Captain auction. Lmao!! We know he hasn't going to buy that sword.


Dude really sang “i still see the shadows in my room..can’t take back the love that i gave you”😂.. RIP juice world


JiDion really sound like a Brock Lesnar when he screaming 😂


Hands down this is the funniest video I’ve seen on YouTube in so long😂 WIDION


Dude, im halfway through and this is the funniest video on youtube by far lmaooooo


Aye @jidion ain’t no way that blonde baddie is a boy


Cat had a sex toy and no one’s mentioning it😭😭


you should go back and do something nice for the captain


I laughed so much fr made my day I love this


11:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was funny affff bruh he said yall got some hot ladys? He said nah dudes and all he said is ahh fuck  lmaoo also I loveee how coordinated and intune everyone is in the "roleplaying" having a good time this is a great video


of course its the they/them bf who says "I think its time you should go"


Your vids are amazing, funny as fuck, keep up the good work


So weird seeing jidion at places I’ve been too😂


The blonde portal girl and her man were both creeps


Bruh get Baylen in on this and do a pirate team up


"I'm pen/is"<br>Underrated funniest line


When he sliped in juice worlds verse 🤣🤣🤣


Captain was coo , but he was trying to sell a sword to him at the end 😂😂😂


She was actually pretty cute until she said “they/them” 😔😔


Probubly the best YouTube video I’ve ever seen. And the first I’ve put into my watch later bc I couldn’t get through the whole thing I was busy


Bro this dude funny asf I subbed yesterday and already watched over 30+vids


Get it to 120kkkkkk so he’ll be a pirate!!!!!


Lol JiDion a troll “I still see the shadows in my room can’t get back the love that I gave you”


Jidion quitting YouTube to become a pirate ?


This man does not make one bad video lmao


Bruh this shit crazy, i had went to this same festival a couple days ago and had a thought that it would be dope if jidion came to the reni fest and made a video, next thing i know this shit drops.


His next video is going to be “why I’m quitting YouTube”


“Do I get to go against the little kids“ “no“ “ah fuck“😭😭


You better go back that is such the opportunity


The caption deserves the wrld bro what a nice guy 💯


Please be a pirate, and troll on the job lmao


When he said “nah dudes” to lil baby I fucking died


JiDion meets all the coolest people in world.


This dumbass said she’s multiple people (they/them) and he said I’m peen/is . And she said oh cool. Lmfao epic and sad how dumb America is becoming


Kinda wish you stopped putting on an act at the end with the captain, he was such an awesome dude going out of his way to just try and help


im actually shitting bricks late night from this ☠☠


Its  gonna be so funny when the guy that asked you to leave sees you back working there 🤣


That man was way too nice to not go back 😂


Bro you are funny as hell. Love from Germany


yo I been watching this man since like 50k and I feel like the people low-key think he has special needs lmao


Iv never seen a youtuber get as high a percentage of likes compared to dislikes as demarcus, if you could invest in youtubers and your investments success was determines by the amount of subscribers they got over time demarcus would be a definite win


This is JiDion’s best video yet hands down

My toughts exactly! JiDion outdid himself for realz this is the masterpiece!

Is this a threat all his videos are the best!


I made a terrible decision to watch JiDion’s video at 2:00 am. I am fucking geeking at this shit. You are a straight comedian my friend 🙏🏻🤝


she had to ruin it by being a they/them. Not many but one.


Was expecting a “gimme a dolla” at the end instead I got hit with a “Dababy”😪


I have given you the privilege of watching this whole video while eating my food.

Thank you, I love you


this video actually made me laugh so hard


The man Who said “give me a dollar” exposed the whole NWO on YouTube


This one of the best vids you’ve ever dropped nbs


Jdion,  myhouseisdirty, no one is safe, vlog creations are all the top channels now. Above nelk and cassidy now


Bro r u actually gonna work there that would be so fire 🔥


So funny 😆 ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾🔥🔥🔥

So funny 😆 ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾🔥🔥🔥


When Jidion, Danny Duncan and Stevewilldoit post on the same day :)


The captain is the beat human on the planet.


12:12 Bro said he wants to be Somalian pirate 🤣


That homeless man in the intro is doing blackface <b>“gimme a dolla”</b>

That homeless man in the intro is doing blackface *“gimme a dolla”*


Noooo you still did the Da Baby outro!!!! Guess you didn't want he dolla


Oh my god LOOOL this video had me dying dude


Ayyy i saw him that day. It was surreal seeing him in person


Bro pls post a video your first day at work at the mid evil thing pls 😂😂😂


This shit was so funny it had me crying then it got so inspirational 😂😂


10:27 - 10:32 "I think it's time for you to go" daaaaaamn the way he executed that is like he had been rehearsing that his entire life for the right moment and that one was it!!!!!!


That dude @ 10:28 is such an insecure loser hahaha. Trynna be intimidating with his 10$ and shit lmaooo


Yo he literally looks so much like Carson Wentz though


Black dude is funny and all but idk about him still being a clown at the moment when the nice pirate man was being nice  genuine.


You gotta make a part 2 before they close for the year 😭


I found your channel a week ago and I laugh out loud at every video I see. Great content!


Mans started spittin juice wlrd lyrics LMAO


Don’t take this the wrong way but 12:43 😳


10:45 that guy friend zoned af lmaoo tired of seeing people hit on shawty all day 💀😂😂


Jidion  i jsut want to thank you for helping me smile keep it up gn demarcus cousins


We are at 70k likes ! Like that shit up he needs a job. 💀💀


Brooooo please come back that shit would be so funny


Was really hoping to see "gimme a dollar" at the end :(


That pirate captain thinks ur autistic 🤣 I think that’s why he was so nice to u lol


Ppl who use those dumbah pronouns are literal jokes lmao


Lol right at 10:00 “pe/nis” that was amazing


like this shit up NOW we need him to work !!


Bro keeps a straight face the whole time 😂 comes up with some funny ass shyt<br> In the spot 😂😂

Bro keeps a straight face the whole time 😂 comes up with some funny ass shyt
 In the spot 😂😂


The captain just hustled Demarcus hard 🤣


Change your youtube name Demarcus Cousins the 3rd


Your acting is insanely impressive. Best video yet! 💯


Your post made my day, this vid deserves a part 2


yo i've never laughed harder watching this video. Not even kidding, cried laughing.


This man is literally the funniest nigga on YouTube


WENT IN AS A JOKE — CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION. Man’s a demon 💯💯💯


Dis shit funny asf but cringe at da same time yk 💀


Shoutout the captain he hella cool put him in another vid


Bro how the fuck does he not laugh while doing all of this


This man is a straight legend! I haven’t died laughing from a video in so long, keep it up Jidion! 😂


“And I can’t take it back because I still see shadows in my room”


I live JiDion because how much of a real person he is he doesn’t put up a fake persona like faze rugs and savage shawns


I can recruit you to become a Somali pirate 😆


This nigga be talking about the most random Sh*t to people😭😭😭😭


Needa do a day at work and at close quit


71k likes in 7hours… let’s fucking get the 120k+ <br>Best fucking YouTuber

71k likes in 7hours… let’s fucking get the 120k+
Best fucking YouTuber


I fuck with this vid bro, is so funny and even funnier when high


The captain needs another video with him in it


This video genuinely put a smile on my face


if you find this dude funny, just lmao @ you


Bruh that dude came out of no where talking bout “you gotta go” lmao


Man that was crazy! Never seen a ren faire done like that!


One of the Funniest vids you’ve ever made 😭


JiDion, I literally never comment or leave likes on videos but dude, your stuff is next level. You never fail to make me laugh during the day and your a real one for that 🙏


Please team up with the captain in a future video 🙏


Ngl jidion get me social anxiety just watching it


Anyone else just watch the clip from tiktok?


when he said "what is she saying turn on subtitles" I died laughing


Demarcus Cousins III: What are your pronouns...
her: they/them, thank you for asking...
Demarcus Cousins III: I'm pen/is 😂😂😂


We need to see Pirate Demarcus Cousins III 😂😂😂


Look at this mans like to dislike ratio. This is what a good content creator is. 70k likes, less than 200 dislikes. Keep grinding bro!


this has to be one of the top 3 JiDion videos 😂


When u said thank your I knew u we’re gonna do that love this


Idc what anybody says JiDion is the funniest nigga ever😂


when he dropped those juice world lyrics 😭😭😭😭😭


This may be in my top 10 favorite videos from Demarcus cousins the III


bro this man can literally go anywhere and make a banger video out of it 🐐


lol following istructions liked and commented love it


Bro this is the hardest I've ever laughed in my dorm room


bruh i be turning away out of awkwardness idk how you do this LMAOO


Guys come on let's make this like goal happen we need more!


Take the pirate job like fr you'll be THE BEST PIRATE


Aye Please support the captain! He was a good guy


Guy in the blue tunic had no sense of humor whatsoever


This dude act like he a special Ed kid 😂somewhere around 7:00


I was dying laughing to this video straight bangers h don’t miss jidion 😭


The captain was really nice !!!! “Give me a dollar” 😂


Who tf would dislike this video 😂ohh Tyrone shoe palace,steve from Walmart ,faze rug, savage shawn lol jidion has a lots of opps


So when recording is over do you like tell them that you were joking for yt or smthn?


bro that captain he needs all the attention he can get frfr🤧


i still see the shadows in my room<br>i can’t take back the love that i gave you

i still see the shadows in my room
i can’t take back the love that i gave you


I can’t find the like button or the dislike button.


Straight entertainment injected into my brain


the dislikes are people disappointed Demarcus Cousins the third didnt win the bid


If u don’t have a job u need to step<br>Up ur game fr!!!

If u don’t have a job u need to step
Up ur game fr!!!


2:02 "turn on subtitles" me but when anyone is talking to me


Forgot to put “give me a dollar” at the end of the video


Ain’t no way this dude got a job from that💀


8:09 for a second there I thought that was kirito’s sword


I REQUEST THE CAMERAMAN TO PLEASE KEEP THE CAMERA STILL


When he does the “thank you” it’s sooo funny 😂😂😂😂 and when he does the “sorry” in other vids😂😂😂


Elon Musty was salty as hell when you were stealing his girl.


1:08 theres vid of this guys years and years ago talking about illuminati and shit


That captain is one of the people who lights up the world


Dude, take the job offer yo. This will help you grow your channel. And the captain was serious.


I’m not sure to order a small or medium shirt anyone can help or demarcus cousins the 3rd can I get some help I’m 5’5 weighing at 170 not sure if a small or medium would be a good fit for me


I was soooo scared for jidion whenever they man’s came out and told him to leave 😂

@Millennialmoney101 I didn’t ask what non-binary meant, I already know.. you know what, nevermind.

@chocolate cream oh. It means you have no gender at all lol

@Jäeger you said “Like if you don’t identify as female why are you attracted to males?” Which can be read as if only females are attracted to males. But gay males are also attracted to males, so that statement makes no sense on it’s own.

I never mentioned they/them to you or any pronoun. Just that your question doesn’t make sense.

@chocolate cream yeah sorry I really don’t understand this pronoun stuff. But don’t gay dudes identify as male?

@Millennialmoney101 I never mentioned they/them. I’m saying his statement in general makes no sense and makes it seem like everybody must like the opposite sex

@Jäeger Non-binary is some bs. It’s for women who want to feel like they’re special cookies. True Identity crisis.

@chocolate cream They/Them is is not for gay dudes df lol. It’s for non-binary people which does make no logical sense. They believe they aren’t male or female.

He soft as hell his girl was talking about using pronouns they/them 💀

@Jäeger bruh you just denied the existence of all gay dudes

I’m not gonna lie, I don’t understand they / them and all that. Like if you don’t identify as female why are you attracted to males?

@Solo⁶𓅓 He was trying act tuff for they them head azzz lol.


You better go fucking work with the captain


that last part was actually sentimental wow

mortemopus4mors expectat omnes qui huc intraverunt


Bro this video is my favourite one of yours im dyingggg 10/10 The Captain played along great


4:57 the only time where "daddy" was actually said in the video


YOU CANT TAKE DABABY OUT THE END😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


this is how 21 savage settled his beefs growing up


Like this for jidion to start working as a pirate!


Yooo you actually put me in the video 0:25


THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK


This was beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes.


Deadass starting geekin 🤣 just reading the thumbnail


“I still see ur shadows in my room” Hahahha juice wrld reference


Bros ability to not break character is actually terrifying, had me thinking he was being serious


Bro we need you to work a week here bro for the content


Jidion helps me cope with my college sadness, thank you bro


bro was talking to the captain and then just busted out the most random juice wrld lyric LMAOO how does he not break character


that guy killed the game jidion was spittin bruh


who else clicked off during the outro but then came back to check if he changed the dababy to the gimme a dollar guy? just me? ok


You need to be in the role, that would be funny


I know the captain thought you rode the short bus lmao, you gotta bless him one day though he’s a nice guy


1:58
“What is she saying turn on subtitles” 💀


The captain was the nicest and the most wholesome man on earth


Bro this content is exceeding the amount of views he’s getting. Keep pushing let’s goooooo🔥🔥🔥


Every time I heard Damarcus cousins III I giggled and chuckled


Thank you posting
THANK you
THANK YOU
THANK YOU !!!!
Fr tho you got some balls lol 😂


holy shit this was my favorite video by far, killed it. Great pirate staff too!


Jidion crazy im glad to be a fellow professional rawdogger


Since no 1 noticed - 8:15 ima just leav this here


Where's that THICK CHICKS remix feat. DaBaby? I'm gonna need that fire soon Mr. Cousins III...


"that's copyright infringement" IM GONEEEEEEE 😭😭

𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙏𝙊𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 !!


Captain was actually genuinely so nice and caring


Mans put an ad right after it said its 500 I’m dead


Spaniards were some high-class swordsmen tho 😂


JiDion might be one of the most heartfelt and sincere emotional YouTuber ever


how thine hell do i make a fantasy story about a man named demarcus cousins III and the next day this comes out


yo if they want demarcus you have to goe ven if we dont get the the like goal


this nigga be doin random ass shit lmaooo


𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙏𝙊𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 !!


I was really hoping he wouldn’t make the conversation with the captain awkward 😂😭😭


"Is THY** girlfriend single

Thy is the archaic form of "your"
However, the definition of "thou" is the archaic form of "you"


This man never fucking fails bro shit crazy


I wanted to like this video 3 times In a row


Bro there’s no way you can’t be part of the pirate crew now you HAVE to do this for us bro


i love your videos they are so funny. it always put a smile on my face. 🙏❤


JiDion: "Fuck that N***a"<br>Sir Thomas: "Hes a SPAINARD"

JiDion: "Fuck that N***a"
Sir Thomas: "Hes a SPAINARD"


I have -100 interest in going to one but after seeing your video they are so nice and cool that I kinda want to go and check it out


JiDion really started saying juice wrld lyrics then got an open interview 😂


nah he gave bro a whip what he mean by that 🤔🤔🤔


bro holy shit I went there as a kid in like 05 or 06 brought back memories


Idk why I got emotional when the guy said he’d match the price and give it to him


I’ll be genuinely disappointed if doesn’t go back to his cap’n


" I didn't have my crocs in sport mode" 😂😂


Thank you
THank You
THAnk You
THANk YOu
THANK YOU


Are we not going to talk about the mfers with the akatsuki robes in the back? 💀1:31


Captain was actually awesome. I wish you dropped the act and actually took him a little more seriously. He’s a good dude.


Look at DeMarcus Cousins III man. So inspirational.


This was insanely good 🤣 definition of content


honestly if he quit yt for this pirate job i wouldn’t be mad


That captain is a great human being. Please work with him.


"Fuck that Nigga"
"He's a Spaniard!"
Ayoo 😂😂


nah onGod this nigga Jidion got the best videos


they are so nice, besides the dude who kicked you out of the ender dragon drop shop


Jidion gives me a anxiety but he’s too funny


this video made me happy a lot honestly the captain is so cool honestly


bro I started crying when you started hugging the captain 💀


Bruh sometimes I get lost in the moment when JiDion talking to the captain at the end, like damn that’s so deep, then I look away from the screen like wtf am I watching 😂


You can tell the captain is a genuine guy


I blue balled you 😂😂😂😂 that one took me out


Bro my roommate is in this video lmfao. Almost went with him. Wishing I did 😔


Man had me dying 17 minutes straight my lungs hurt😭😭


“You jus goin let her Ray Rice me?” Had me dying 😂


Bruhh go back and work there that’s shit was litt 🤣


bro please stay in touch with the captain and make a part 2 or a series out of this


bro did you get a job in the middle of a video?


This shit the best video of the year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


When j dion keeps saying thank you over and over is definitely the funniest thing he does it cracks me up


I only audibly laugh when I watch jidion vids I swear 😂


The woman saying am not a lady when she clearly. Looks like a lady (people of the universe)


He weren’t joking about getting there on horse 🤣🤣🤣


The captain the 🐐 he a one piece character now


Bruh i was deadass here and saw him but after seeing his videos bro i was too scared to interact with this man in public lmao


They definitely thought he was special ed 💀💀


Wtf is going on in the background at 0:38? I’m dead 😂


Wherever JiDion goes, he's the main character.


Bro someone tell me this is fake ain’t no way this happen 😂😂😂


This video actually had my laughing the whole way through 😂


Ik the people there where thinking he was sped, this shit soo funny 💀💀💀


10:49 how you gonna let him disrespect you like that 😂😂 his ass would be dropped so fast if yall dueled


This dude is a real life troll and I love it lmao


Captain jack the best person ever and this was a banger


Dude working with the pirates would be hilarious content lowkey🤣🐐


I want a wife but not the kind Will Smith got!

Take your time God! 🙌🏾😂


Aint nobody talking about how he juss took a mean ass bite out of dude chicken 😂


who else wanted him to buy the mask for 500 so bad 😭😭


I probably just had the worst day of my life and this video cheered me up a lot. Thanks JiDion for makings amazing content

Same. I had a terrible terrible exam and I'm in my 2nd year so I can't afford to fvck up.

I can relate bro, its ight tho bro tmr is a new day, we all Take Ws and Ls


11:48 this shit had me laughing for almost an hour


Do the job but don’t fuck them over they seem cool ash


I knew i shoulda went to the festival!! SMH


best youtuber i enjoyed this vid keep doing your thing


Bro idc wat anyone say, jidion the FUNNIEST GUY ON YOUTUBE 🤣🤣


One of the funniest videos of yours bro 😂


Blow this up 🤣 cause I ligit wanna see him there


Only legends know the title has been changed multiple times


Dude legit said a lyrics from juicewrld 💀💀💀


This shiii had me laughing the whole time😂😂😂


You had me laughing hard  when you said am a pornhuber and naw men  😂


Captain definitely wanted to smash👀 after he said brothel


wow this was a great episode i hope demarcus actually works there


“You just gon let her Ray rice me?” 🤣😭😭😭11:40


“ if you guys bought more mech I could of bought it “😭


BAAAANNNGEEEEEEERRSS!!🔥🔥 My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing too much.


Bruh jidion vids nvr disappoints me they always lit 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Videos really getting to a different level of amazing 😂


11:30 when the workers starts whipping his ass had me dead


Bro this shit is amazing I’m subscribing😂😂


11:53 the way this escalated so quickly 😂😂


God the confidence is overbearing

I love it


That captain guy was so nice what the heck 12:30


Bro I hope he makes a video with the Capt


bruh I never heard a mf say they are a they/them tf... 😂


5:21 I have asked many girls for their messenger pigeons but got turned  down so I know how he feels 😔


HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT LMFAO


When dude walked out counting money and told him to leave that was kinda badass 😂 but another hilarious video this nigga can’t miss


You are better than Danny Duncan’ so unique love the vids


The captain prolly thought he was sped ?


Nah bro u can’t leave them hanging u gotta come back


Ok like fr tho.... This Captian literally the G.O.A.T


Honestly bro I be thinking that these people think he’s deadass special

LMAO that’s what I was thinking 😭😭😭 jumpin like a kid


Captain just trying to run up a bag on the clone swords lol


Dude this video actually made me laugh. happens so rarely on yt now


14:30 bro started singing lucid dreams 😭


14:30 “Demarcus cousin III” starts saying Juice wrlds sing Lucid dreams when he speaks to the CAP’N XD


not to flex but i’ve sat in the exact spot at that colleseum that jidion sat at


I still see your shadows in my room I can’t take back the love that I gave you🤣🤣🤣


The captain is such a wholesome man i love him 😂


"its time for you to go" That guy is bout to find out you and the Captain tiiighttt boiiiiiiiii. Aint nobody tell Demarcus cousins the III it's time to go!


10:33 the way he pulled up, "i think its time for you to go". lmaoooooooooooo


What is the girl there a serious about the call of booty thing because I wanna find out about that shit


My boy became a pirate... this man is so awesome


Why so underrated bro shit is entertaining the whole time


also the people at this place were so chill


Great Video let’s gooo. Where’s the Faze Rug reference lol?


I was here that same day, how did i not see you


Bro these videos are so funny, they so hard to watch tho😂😭


Funny video when your filming you dint break characters


Bro this captain is the nicest guy ever!!


I still see the shadows in my room lyrics 💀


Please go on a first day that would be content no one has ever done that’s real content please do it


11:44 is the funniest shit  I've seen in my life


BUDDY SAID PEN/IS BAHAHAHHA IM DYING!!!!


Swr I’ve seen that gimme a dollar guy in TikTok talking some crazy shit 🤣


Knew this shit was going be fire before it even started 🔥


This was heat Jidion deserves so much more dude


14:29 lmao when he started singing lucid dreams i died 😂


JIDION WHEN ARE YOU GOING BACK I LIVE CLOSE BY


Im mad i just tuned in when u got in lizzo live smh this shit us gold


Not tryna be that guy but did anybody catch that juice wrld reference at 14:30 when he said he sees shadows in his room can’t take back the love that he gave you cause I swear I’m the only 1 that noticed that unless it wasn’t intentional but rip to juice


That rly was jus the funniest shit I seen in a while Demarcus Cousins lll… thank u man <br>💯🔥🙏

That rly was jus the funniest shit I seen in a while Demarcus Cousins lll… thank u man
💯🔥🙏


"You do you the best you can, ill do me the best I can, and together we will be amazing"


Yo lowkey the they/them was actually a baddie 😩


That shit with the captain was so fuckin sweet


150k likes captain and Jidion sail a lake


10:30 my boy was mad jealous 🤣, he could of been cool about it lmfaoo


All jokes aside that place got some cool people


Dude so likeable he can get any jobs he wants


so are you a part of his crew now? weekly captain videos?


The baby performed in Tijuana or something lately


This man has so much charisma he just picks up jobs lol I love it


Bring the captain back for another video!!!!!


Sometimes I have to stop watching the video because of the 2nd hand embarrassment 😂


That dude who asked if he’s a tiktok guy rocking the tokyo manji gang uniform lol


lol the one "thing" and "they" were a bunch of squares to pen/is but the rest were cool af


Bruh you don’t want a they/them! Chill you deserve a her/she 100% all woman!!!


Wow 👍🏽😂😂😂HART 🐐💙💪🏽

Wow 👍🏽😂😂😂HART 🐐💙💪🏽


I went to go like the video but i already liked it.


You should have beefed with that shop guy!! He’s worse than Tyrone!!


Bro the captin brought a tear to my eye.


Bro this man does not miss.  Every video is an ever bigger banger than before


Im surprised no one called him nigga with the R


One of my favorite videos 😂😂 had me dying 💀


Real ones remember when it was “Trolling the Renaissance Festival!”


That captain is another good one. Reminds me of your golf instructor. You seem to meet the nicest people.


@yourrage u gone be a goat if you react to this 😂😂😂


Ur vids are always so entertaining but this one i swear was perfect hahahaha


Kills me every time he says Demarcus cousins III😭


This is the best video I’ve never seen on YouTube 😂😂


how did my dude not break charecter, im DYING😂😂😂


“This is bigger than Lizzo, no pun intended 👀” 😂


this is the best video you’ve made so far so wholesome


Damn that dude who's girl u were talking to got tight lmaoo


Dude at the beginning was wearing a Toman jacket😭🙌


This prolly my favourite vid of the year, I’ve never laughed so much😭😭😭


Jesus loves you he cares for you  he died on the cross for you so please repent from your sins and ask for forgiveness becuase your his child .Amen


How does this man keep a straight face the whole time 🤣🤣


Bro i wanted to watch a funny video got me crying and shi captains a legend


He said give me your energy like he goku 🐐


10:04 He said I’m pen/is 😂😂 dude is a fool


“THIS IS FOR THE KINGS WIFE” <b>misses</b>


This is honestly the most heartwarming jidion video. I love this channel ❤


jidion better go to a show with the captain


Honestly I wouldn't be mad if he took the job.


3:45 why that lady dressed as a sexy cop and the guy dressed like a prisoner 🤣it's a RENESSAINCE FEST not a comic con


This man is so bold because I would never 😭


please make another video with you being the crewmember that would be amazing, who cares about the lizzo collab now


Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl


You HAVE to go back and work as the first mate!


Hahahahaha I'm sleep. I hope that wanna be tough guy wit the chick was staged man cuz u can't let cats press u like that G 🤦 lol and the captain wanted to talk to u off cam cuz y'all said up a pin the tail on the pirate date at his crib I peeped y'all energy lol


Bro you gotta just take the job even if you don’t make the like goal


bro your probley not gonna see this comment but yo your a godly nice man with the some of the best comment the best shit ive ever come to see from youtube God bless you man and keep strong, jidion forever and f tyrone


I just got 2 unskipable ads you better be grateful Jidion 😤


Holy f this video is insane you should keep this job man


Captain was just trying to get that extra $300 🤣


9:55 i cant tell if thats a guy or a chick


FUCKING LIKE THIS SHIT UP 120k LIKES COIME ON COME ONNN


“u got some hot ladies?” “no i got dudes”💀💀


I was legit their that weekend I was wearing a blowup dinosaur costume


"dont put me on no pornhub wit u, u got some hot ladies?, nah dudes" lmfao


They must have thought you were special hahahaha


I’m so glad he went there because jousting is lit


I wish we could like videos more than once


The guy in the begging reping the Tokyo revengers <br>Clothing🥶🥶🥶

The guy in the begging reping the Tokyo revengers
Clothing🥶🥶🥶


you the one person that can continuously make me laugh


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New subscriber here, I loved that the ppl there interacted with you on a cool vibe


He should come every here and there and be in the show that would be funny


@0:35 there’s a dude getting his balls aired out 😂😂


The captain is prolly one of the best humans out there no cap


thats the one i go to my cousins live 10 minutes down the street


The captain is actually such a nice guy what a king 👑


KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THE CAPTAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thought I was trippin but he changed the title


“Y’all got some hot ladies”
“Nah dudes”
😂😭


“My words exactly but you said it better” that was sooo fucking funny bro


Jidion is so good at keeping a straight face. They had no clue u were trolling


How does he keep posting banger after banger😂