Does. He says. Am going Somalia. 🇸🇴 and want be Become pirate.   Eheheeheh. Ok come. And let’s see what happen.


bro you will be a millionaire one day off of this shit 🤣🤣


I bet the Captain though u had special needs lmaoooo.


I have never seen you, or one of your videos in my entire life. Glad it was in my recommended though, this shit is way too entertaining


When he started reciting juice wrld lyrics 😂


lmao, "i still see shadows in my room, cant take back the love that i gave you"


тнєяєαlqвαll


This guy pays at the cashier when his mom goes to the other isle


Video idea perfect for this lit ass channel- get a vr headset and go in public and act like your having sex🤣 if would be funnier if you do it to the older generation(their reactions are the best) if you have some of the homies out there doing it too, it will be gold🤣🔥


“Because I still see the shadows in my room.”
Bruh is he ab-
“Can’t take back the love that I gave you”
BAHAHAAHA
I literally laughed out loud this dude is too good wtf

Juice Wrld's  laughing out loud from heaven

When I heard JiDion saying that I thought it was a familiar line. Then I realized it was a lyric of a goddamn song lmao 🤣


Sure hope no cars and building get set on fire 😳


bro this niga out here gettin jobs without tryin and my ass here on pornhub


Who else wanted him to rush the stage and say “I am da Captain now”


NGL was waiting for the oblivian NPC theme to kick off at some point xD


Mans said I still see the shadows in my room


Bro I've been binge watching your videos and let me tell you that you make me genuinely laugh like no one else does


Thank you for sliding in that Lucid Dreams line 😂


Oh yeah get ready for that first day of pirating homie 😂 I’m ready for that one. Stay blessed ☝


"I still see shadows in my room. I can't take back the love that I gave you."


The caption definitely thought that he was sped


Lost it after “ I still see shadows in my room …”


Jesus love you, he died on the cross for you, accept him as your lord and savior he can change everything. For God so loved the world that he gave his only son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life" (John 3:16)

But you must repent too. From that time Jesus went about preaching and saying, Let your hearts be turned from sin, for the kingdom of heaven is near. (Matthew 4:17):


Bro came here trying to laugh left crying


Man… I was gonna leave a comment about how the dragon seller was hot as fuck. But the only stirring less not be in thine panties, but in thine heart. Captain is a real homie fr


Hope this is your weekend shift for real now.


Captain was a real G bruh made me cry a bit


I was the 2 millionth subscriber now wayyyyy


I feel like parts of this video weren't historically acurate.


THIS FOOL YELLED OUT “THATS SPONGEBOB, THATS A COPYRIGHT!!” AND THE CAPTAIN SAID” AND YOU GET TO BE THE STAR OF THE SHOW!!!” 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


14.30 "I still see the shadows in my room,I can't take back the love that I gave u' ,that part got me 💀 😭 fr


I just started watching you and I love your video they're so funny u make my day 😂😂


My step dad is related to Carson Wentz lol


This guy literally became the main character at that festival 😂


i stg that captain thought he was challenged up there


They definitely thought you was special Ed


Jokes aside, the La/dy is pretty pretty damn


RIP the editor. Can't imagine having to listen and edit those audio peaks lmao.


@jidion bro these long videos are straight IT! 💜awesome stuff


Bro you need to collab with baylen levine


bruh he got a job from being him self, and shout out that captain


You better keep in touch with the captain


But nah fr what is this place? Is it like an annual medieval festival?


I still see the shadows in my room can't take back the love that I give you🤣


Bro this is the first video ive seen of you and man i really injoyed watching thank you for the amazing content


Brooo you deadass making bank haha already 2 mil views and hasn’t even passed a month


i saw you at barton creek mall and my friend threw up inside of shoe palace


Bro was doing it for the entertainment but also made an impact.


You gonna be the star of his show later that night too


This thou lord of making people uncomfortable


this gold but would of been 1000x funnier if you had dressed up 😭


lmaoo this guy needs to collab with twomad like the world is just gonna explode


I’m convinced this man has never laughed or been embarrassed


my man was being serious about the job LMAO


This might be the most unlikable dude I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.

unlikable ? how boring is your life. literal npc comment


As a British person I can confirm we have local jousting competitions every week in the badlands of southern Bosworth between the 2 warring houses


Do y’all recognize tht give me a dollar dide


So nobody caught the lucid dreams reference when he was talking to the captain 😭


Wish I could enjoy life like this guy lol


10:29 Mans is counting his bands in front of you that's how you know he's pressed 🤣


bro gos to one renasance fair and gets a job😭


If it's in Houston then I know where it is


It’s crazy this dude went to this show and took it over🤣 he’s the main character we’re Just a npc living.


I am not joking this is the first time I have laughed this hard luv ur content


Did this guy just quote juice world??? 14:29 😂😂😂😂


Damn that pirate shit made me tear up holy shit.


dude I stumbled upon this channel last 2 weeks, you are the hottest YouTube prankster yet, funnier then nelk, volg creations etc, your creativity.. love it


NOONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE "GIMME A DOLLAR" GUY 😭???


I JUST WANNA GET EASY MATCHMAKING BRUH I CANNOOTTTTTT


Bro when he hit the captain with the juice wrld lyrics i lost it


That captain definitely thought that demarcus had autism


A little kid in a grown man’s body🤣🤣🤦🏾♂this is funny asf


“I still see shadows in my room and I can’t take back the love that I gave you” lmaooo the captain didn’t notice ☠


"Are you a youtuber?"<br>"Im a pornhuber" 😅😂🤣😂🤣

"Are you a youtuber?"
"Im a pornhuber" 😅😂🤣😂🤣


Ol' boy at the dragon shop was not having it 😂 probably gave the girl hella grief for entertaining the antics.


Found this random video and omfg hilarious


Yo this guy sharing food during a pandemic….levels.


14:31 man's quoting Lucid Dreams - Juice WRLD


That guy in the blue at the dragon building is cringe af


man pls what is this XD, i really need this in my life


0:27 tht guy must be draken in parallel universe


I’m so confused why that man in the shop got so mad?


Intro be too fire + i watched 1 video and got hooked bro you too good


that men is a good soul i wish i could met him


9:54 that girl is actually beautiful tho


After becoming a pirate :  ARGH ARGH! U lady give me ur booty 🤣🤣


This is the first video I’ve watched of you and I laughed more than 3 times. Definitely subscribed.


purposely not watching your videos so I can binge when I’m bored


i just found out your channel and holy fucking shit you are hilarious as hell im so glad i founded your channel


This is the first time I seen any of your videos.  I promised I smiled all the way through.  If I could do that with my videos I'd probably have more than 1300 subs.  Great video I'm a new subby.  Now I'm about to binge watch a few of your videos.


One of the most wholesome videos I've seen in a while man.


OMG THAY GIVE ME A DOLLAR GUY CAN RANG ABOUT POLOTICS VERY FAST IVE SEEN HIM BRO


That girls man straight up said some Oblivion npc lines to JiDion, that was awkward as hell.


MANS DRINKS SPRIT INSTEAD OF EVERYTHING ELSE, WHAT A CHAD


"I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you." LMFAOO


“Why do I get the feeling he’s said that before?” LMFAOOO


how do you keep a straight face, man i dont get it


9:58 Pronouns are confusing af, just let them refer to you as they see you


That lol baby guy cracks me up😂 tb “aw fuck”😂😭


This needs a part 2.

Damarquis cousins the third needs to be on the show.


Can you remember me when you get super populaire like 10million subs


this dude really said some lucid dreams lyrics im dead


no ones gonna talk about the. having kirito swrods


This guys videos are so awkward and cringe


"Did you guys killed the ender dragon"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bro the captain is one of my favourite people now


You funny mane how you stay so concentrated


1:19 the guy handing him the food like they’ve known each other for a long time 😭😭😭😭😭


This is my favorite video that I’ve ever seen


Nobody talking about how those are kiritos swords?


bruh I keep getting 2nd hand embarrassment from this lmao.


Can I get an RPG featuring Demarcus Cousins III and The Captain?


This man really be sayin lines from juice wrld 😂


The Captain is the best wholesome guy  - Monke


from that day on Demarcus joined his crew


this the most I’ve laughed in a while 😭😭


Man the captain is a real one his speech made me cry


the captain out here beating racism single handily


Did you become of the crew? His right man? Come on you can’t leave us hanging


Man's didn't want his "girl" to be taken 😂


The captain is probably the nicest guy I’ve ever seen


This is definitely everyone’s experience when they go to these medieval events without knowing a single clue about what the hell is going on.


You better of gone and work for them bro


tony robbins x captain is the collab we didn't know we needed


I just started watching your vids and you are FUNNY AF😂😂😂


Iam sorry but this shit is funny AF it makes my day.


I go to Renaissance charter at crown point


If he actually goes for the pirate thing part time I would love it


I bet the captain thought u were autistic but he was a real one man


I watch JiDion's vids for the plot.<br>The plot : His ass

I watch JiDion's vids for the plot.
The plot : His ass


I think the captain thought he was special needs


Obviously the they/them would be the party poopers.


The way he just quoted JuiceWRLD at 14:28


this dude legit reminds me of old ksi, back when he would troll with alter egos in public


I feel like capt. Finessed lol they wanted that 300 chucks


bro this video is too hilarious i love it🤣


Bro how this man pull up to anywhere and always becomes the star of the show 😂😂 Edit: BRO FR FINNA JOIN THE SHOW 💀💀


Okay but the First Lady passed the vibe check hard😂


So when are we getting the pirate job video


Jeez I mean the captain was honestly a REALLY nice dude. Not often you find someone like this, he’s a real one.


How tf do you not laugh during any of this


😂😂😂 fire funny ass video 🔥🔥 https://youtu.be/ngNmTsHO9F8


the guy w a turkey leg looked kinda like pete davidson💀


Mufos are getting Demarcus Cousins III for sure


captain was really talkin from his heart


this is one of the most funny vids ive ever watched. 10/10


he has so many memes up his sleves hahahaha


The Captain probably thought you were on the spectrum


JiDion: how much for the mask?
The mask owner : 500
JiDion: Crickets and Grasshoppers

JiDion: how much for the mask?
The mask owner : 500
JiDion: *Crickets and Grasshoppers*


YouTube recommendations actually worked for once, bro funny as hell😂


lowkey this one of the top vids you posted ever bro shit fire AF had me dyinn 🔥🔥🤣🤣


LMAO THE INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING WHEN U STARTED HUGGING THE CAPTAIN😭


bruh the confidence u have is unreal bro damn bro u deserved it


broooo “so you playing single player” 💀😂😂


"Why do i have a feeling thats not the first time he has said that before" LMAO


He’s at that line where your like your to loud, then your like but he’s not rude or ignorant he’s just being goofy and tryna make people laugh. The they/them person and that guy where total bums, no sense of humor, guys just playing around and dude comes out I think you need to leave. You leave sir. With your they or them! 😅


Ong I heard someone yell "White power" in the background at 2:54 lmao


2:53 i swear i heard someone yell white p*wer


Who would be afraid of some guy dressed like an elf?


The girl at 9:40 has me dying ahaahhahhah… some ppl can’t be for real 💀💀😂😂


Not to be racist or anything but this is literally black Ross Creations


massive respects to the captain fr fr hes a walking W and combine that with demarcus cousins the third  = BIG W


“What is she saying turn on subtitles” 😂😂😂


I think captain wanted to meet u at the brothel 👀 star of his show 😋


i hope the captain sees this vid and knows that he wasn’t actually pressed


“I’m pen/is”😂😂😂😂😭

“I’m pen/is”😂😂😂😂😭


I never laugh at videos omg I can’t breath


Lmfao I found u on tik tok ur fucking hilarious


Deffo join the crew that job was gifted in good will


i can't wait until i see demarcus working as a pirate


YO IN DEAD “You got some hot ladies? No dUdeS. Oh shit im out”


“I’m a SoundCloud rapper so I’m free” LMAOOO IM DONE


jdion deserves more subs dis shit too funny


10:30 THat guy was 100% jealous, he definitely likes the person Dion was talking to LMFAO and he was flexing all the money he was holding.

Lmao too bad the chicks a lesbian or something like that


You definitely gotta work there 💯🐐😂  the captain fw you


Bro he’s gotta go back and be in his crew


this dude just sang juice wrld while wearing a homiesexual shirt then started crying about being a janitor


would be more fun, if dude wasnt a narcissistic troll


This is kinda degrading to the medieval folks. Also he’s sort of a dick. Still funny thought. Even if it does exploit the fuck outta these people. The brothel shit killed me lol. Also buddy was totally  disingenuous the whole time completely undermining there whole event. The captain wasn’t gonna be out done though he is definitely a real one 😂


When he yellin at the joust💀💀😂😂 I just found my new fav channel bruh


Can anyone tell me where is place is? I wanna go


nah but i was spitting my water every time he asked "can I cop ur messenger pigeon?"


It has been spoken in the prophecy, Demarcus must pirate.


This guy looks fucking strong as hell ong, like he 3x the size of everyone, he could easily Fuck someone up


I love this man he really a good soul on this earth really makes me smile and happy seeing him be himself around others <br>"its not sus he's the homie"

I love this man he really a good soul on this earth really makes me smile and happy seeing him be himself around others
"its not sus he's the homie"


Lol when that one girl said Nice shit had me dying 😭😭


Love how JiDion told the camera dude to step out when he was already invisible. You could still hear him too


what tf is that man doin in the back at :35


I'm so confused is the captain giving content or being real.


Yo you betta work there atleast once bro frfr


“I’m not gonna get drunk but I will get handsy” 💀💀 well said.


The captain really thought you were serious lmaooo


This guy is the main character and everybody is just side characters


Idc this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on YouTube. All love stay up😈😈😈😈😈


I’m so glad I found him, this brudha is amazing hahaha


When he was talking to lil baby and he said he was doing the hub and lil baby said girls than he said boys I laughed so hard

Bro the part when he said his pronouns are pen/is. Bro. U got no idea how weak i got.😂


i have a feeling that a lot of people thought he was a special ed kid


"yo brody when did dababy go medieval?" shit was funny asf


"Cause, I still see shadows in my, and I can't take back the love that I gave you" Had me dead 😂


he should hit up Baylen Levine now that hes a pirate


200k get to workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


used to love renasaince fairs as a child but now I realize its the cestpool of people that think pronuons matter and probably all voted for Joe Biden.


What does he mean with meat me at the bronto


cap: you left me hanging didn’t you
dc III: you blue balled me
cap: i didn’t say i blue balled you


I really want JiDion to be apart of the ren fair frrrrrrr


Is it just me or would a collab of Jidion and Baylen Levine just be goated?


This brought memories back from 7th grade 😂 Went to the exact same fair and it was so fun


Bro this is me 24/7 🥴🥴

Not Jidion I meant a captain 🥸


dude just quoted juice wrld im dead. no pun intended


OMG every time in this video got me crying of laughter OMG i love you man keep doing what you do you made my day even better then it aready was


Lmao if I was a little kid and I saw Demarcus taking everything from the captain I would totally be steaming from the month 😂😂 great video

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂


lmao 3:22

sir williams: he did cheat upon me, the spaniard
that tiktok guy: fucking bitch bro
sir williams: god well, my words exactly but you said it better
jidion: fuck that nigga


Demarcus Cousins III is the mvp of this video.


I lost It when he uses lucid Dreams lyrics on the captain 😂😂😂


"Anyone ever tell you you look like Carson Wentz". Cop "idk who that is" <br>"He's a scrub" 😂😂

"Anyone ever tell you you look like Carson Wentz". Cop "idk who that is"
"He's a scrub" 😂😂


I LOVE THAT PIRATE CAPTAIN WHAT A FUCKING REAL ONE


I went there 6th grade it was thy upmost desirable


at 1:58 when the lady started speakin german i got so mad as a german because how tf they let her preform w that terrible english accent in her german


That captain definitely used to own slaves.


the pirate captain guy sounds like a teacher


The THANK YOU part made me laugh harder than I have in so long


Hey gee show love to the captain bruh <br>That was the only dude that probably saw your pontential and your vibe bruh

Hey gee show love to the captain bruh
That was the only dude that probably saw your pontential and your vibe bruh


love the positivity coming from all the recent uploads, keep it up Demarcus Cousins III


You better go that show again for captain


And they lived happily ever fucking after baby🔥🔥🤝🔫


The girl actually called herself a them LMAO 🤣


Where is this at ,? And what’s the name of it lol 😂 plz someone tell me I NEED TOO BE THERE ASAP


bruh when they screamed in each others faces 💀


W's all over for Demarcus Cousins the III


It feels like you’re constantly in an impractical jokers challenge


yo i just came across your channel man i subed to you made my day.


“Got some ladies”

“No, dudes”

“Ah fuck” 😂😂😂😂


Bro iam from Germany, Just found this Channel today and already Watched 50 Videos. This man is a fucking Killer😂😂😂😂😂😂


This is the best video I have seen on youtube in a long time.


yo can the captain dude run for president 💯😂


Since when they get kiritos sword in the pirate era


I actually want to see him be in the show. That would be an awesome video.


Lmao how come i never seen this guy.... instant sub.


How Dose He keep a straight face during all of this


This is like black Logan Paul, I love it


Bro I feel bad for that dude he was hella nice and he was fucking with him the whole time haha


This shit is so fucking funny 😂😂🔥🔥 love the vids


I’m in class trying my hardest not to laugh😭


I like what one of the guys said during during Jidion and the captain's conversation. "When you left, the show wasn't the same". This is what happens any where Jidion goes. The energy is there when arriving but once he leaves, the place hit different.


they all went along with this cause they thought this was his make a wish😂😂😂


Who knew Carson wentz was a cop and and a quarterback 🤷♂


This guy thinks he’s so cool! Not sing it bud


Pen/is 😂🤣. I’m not a “lady”. No you’re a joke.


11:58when he said “no dudes” “ ah fuck” 😭


Where was this.. it reminds me of a Renaissance festival i went to in Louisiana


Bro when he dropped the lucid dream line I died 💀💀💀💀


14:30  I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you
It's to the point where I love and I hate you
And I cannot change you so I must replace you 😂


0:52 him ‚back in the Good old days’

should I tell him?


you're basically just a narcissist. nothing really to see here.


yo you are a comic genius...this was the funniest video i have ever seen...he killed the Captain...you are a true visionary...he said ckean the deck....


please start working for the world isntead if ruining other people days:)


She deadass thought the girl was hitting you hard wit a pool noodle


Dudes really annoying and extra. Try to make fun of them more bro it’s not that funny


2:04 "what is she saying? Turn on subtitles"😭😂💀


“I still see that shadows in my room and I can’t take back the love that I gave you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I wish you could have dueled the bowser NPC to win over the they/them princess/prince/peasant.


my mans started spittin motivational words 14:30


The captain is amazing oh my god he’s so pure and good


As a Somali that Somali pirate joke had me laughing my ass off 😂😂😂😂


I hope u don’t leave the caption hanging😂


Bro you need to actually work there lmao


So many good memories at that Ren fest. The mosquitoes pop the fuck off cus it’s Georgia but still


“Ya know cuz like… I still see shadows in my room.. I can’t take back the love that I gave you”💀💀💀💀


Im looking forward for part 2 Demarcus Cousin III


You are hilarious. The THANK YOU part got me good


Bro you’re one of the funniest people on YouTube


shoulda clapped that guys cheeks in that shed for the he/him


How he just thinks of this stuff on the spot like he just started singing lucid dreams mid sentence


“You have too much spirit to be the janitor” so true..


I thought they meant a different sword fight


You gotta go work there for a day….. every like the comment if you think that will be a banger


Bro you need to go back to work the job lol


IS IT JUST ME OR WAS THAT SWORD FROM SAO


This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a while


9:16 when bro kept saying thank you 😂😂😂😂😂


Pretty sure the captain thought he was mentally challenged 😅


“I still see the shadows in my room’
“Can’t take back the love that I gave you”
I was sad but happy that he said that.


i cringed so hard during the captain part


How’s the cameraman not dying of laughter💀😭


14:30 I love how he used juice wrld lyrics 🤣


You already know Jidion was thinking about playing Call of Booty.


LMFAO!!!!!! 1:48 has me fucking deaddddddddd 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀


No way he told her I'm pen/is <br>That shit killed me og

No way he told her I'm pen/is
That shit killed me og


The captain probably thinks you’re special Ed kid not gonna lie


I love the renaissance this was the shiznit


Sorry I’m confused. I was under the impression this video had comedic purposes but after wasting 5 minutes of my life watching this I’ve failed too laugh, smile or have the strength too watch this till the end


Why do I feel like this was an entire marvel film (and more) ... absolute roller coaster


Pen/is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pen/is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hey, that guy "give me a dollar" he's in another video talking about conspiracy theories... Lol. I had no idea he was at the rennisiuns fair.


Yo. That guy was jealous Demarcus was stealing his women

they/them pussy hit different tho cant blame him


Dude I can’t watch this when I’m high you make you cry


Lmao 🤣 he hug him like he got eliminated from hell kitchen


You should definitely go back that would be a fire video


This dude hella funny... the satire and the trolling kills me.... lmfao


Did u hear the juice world lyrics he snuck in when he was talking to the captain 😂


This man was trolling then got offered a job 😭


lol the guy that u the tiktok guy was wearing a tokyo revengers cloak


the jw lyrics in the middle of the convo w the captain bro i cried it worked so well


How could I finish without my Demarcus Cousins III


I love his videos but Vro is so cringe I can’t watch it anymore 😭😭😭


You better go back and work for them! We doubled your request bro!


You better go to work DeMarcus Cousins The 3rd

ےͼ҉҈Ͼ҉҈꧁匚҉҈Ħ҉҈Σ҉҈Σ҉҈Ͳ҉҈Ө҉҈꧂Ͽ҉҈ͽ҉҈ڪ


I think the captain thought he was mentally challenged.


the captain is the nicest i saw on this channel so far most of the people would be mad at doin but the captain is a massive W


Bro at 0:27 rockin that manji gang jacket


Dont know this guy but you got my subscription


Jidion:call y’all pls be quiet , like no one else shouting here<br>Also jidion: 5 seconds later

Jidion:call y’all pls be quiet , like no one else shouting here
Also jidion: 5 seconds later


0:25, the dude wtih the toman Jacket, NIce


They having a good time thoe I like this I wanna go to one now


bro the people there are so nice and funny


Why is this dude the same exact person as braylin whatever his name is. The same exact jokes.


I hope he keeps in contact w the captain


Dude this was the funniest shit I’ve seen in so long hahahaaha troll master


Bro the fact they were so nice and caring gave me an emotion I either haven’t felt in a long time or just haven’t felt..


☾Dℯ𝓈𝒾̨ Ḁͦ𝓂o̸𝔲𝓇ꨄ


Damn bruh this vid rlly cheered me up 😭😭


That captain guy is genuinely a awesome guy


How do you even keep your composure dude😂😭


Subscribed to see your first day as a pirate


Alright so we definitely going back and doing the job. Stoked for that tbh


This reminds me of that time Martin Lawrence went back to the medieval days.


Came here from sidemanreacts, ur my top 5 favortie ytbers from now on


This is the only YouTube that has 0 dislikes and 222k likes


i just randomly found this video and im so confused , why doesnt this guy have like 50 million subs already? , bro he is so underrated


The guy was a legand and ong you crazy 😂


this is bigger than lizzo no pun intended 💀💀💀💀


She was indeed the lady of the land. Fair looks great


"I still see the shadows in my room" 😂😂😂😂


"You just gonna let her Ray Rice me?" 🤣🤣🤣


"I'm not a lady" LMAO, this is the current year...... But maybe he's just being honest.


On my life I cried after that speech from the pirate


BRO MAKE A SHIRT SAYING FUCK TYRONE!!!!!!!!!


the captain thought he was sped or something 💀💀


The officer is a mix of ken block and stone cold steve austin


That captain guy is so wholesome please don’t take it too far bro they seem like good people lol


Idk who's more of a sociopathic child the people who work there or the people visiting


Automatic subscribe, I gotta see your first day as a pirate 😭


11:14 this whole thing had me dying.
also KEEP GOING THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF YOURS


Bro I was giggling the entire time. Not laughing. Giggling like a 3 year old.


Bro, the captain is such a real homie, inspiring aff


Oh nawwwww he said just don’t lil Durk me 💀💀💀💀 bruh got the best random  cimedy


Ik u just trolling but u give me second hand embarrassment. Keep it up 🥲


This so RAW 💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This so RAW 💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Honestly watching JiDion after a hard day is the best thing possible 🙏🏼


Bruh I subscribed from adin channel with the classroom stunt 💀💀💀💀 you A GENIUS AND u taw bruh 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐


bro makes me happy 😹 content funny asf and entertaining


That lady rlly wanted to beat your as*s 💀


You’re legit hilarious <br>Fuck with your videos heavy

You’re legit hilarious
Fuck with your videos heavy


Lmao you don’t some hot ladies
No some hot dudes
The dude fade was a pikachu face lmao


man first video in a minute that’s had me laugh multiple times


This man is funny asf everyone better subscribe and like to him right now!


Yooo I was there for the first time too!


shoutout my slime the captain who was there when no one else aint


lmfao i completely lost it when he said "i'm pe/nis". hahahahahahahaha


bruh why werent u serious with the captain man he was very nice bro lmao


I felt bad for the Captain because he was just so genuine and unaware of what you do 🥲 W Captain, W human being


219k likes you better upload another one


petition to make demarcus cousin III go back


i freakin love this one too hilarious xD


Yooo I can’t believe I watch this I’m crying💀💀💀


everyone saying the captain is a good guy and he probbably is, but he did also see dollarsigns when looking at jidion lol he knew they shows would be lit with him so mayebe thats an extra reason for being this nice. or he's just that nice. who knows


“I’m pen/is” ima use that if anyone ask if I got pronouns


i want more videos with the captain such a real person


You put that jouster in a very awkward position when you said Fuck that N. You know white people can’t fuck around with that word we’ll lose our jobs and shit lol.


My enjoyment of your video was soured by your lack of validation & respect of the persons pronouns who you used their photo as the thumbnail for your video. The title should not be girlfriend, but partner or something similarly nonbinary. Your apology in person meant nothing if you continue to misgender them for a video title you think will benefit you.


Bra I just reached the end, wtf wrong w dude🤣🤣shout out the captain fr this dude stupid🤣🤣🙏🏼


Ohh man i love you, am dying laughing here


I hope you don’t play too much and embarrass that Captain!


After 40 seconds and the title.. Youre a clown<br> I mean jester

After 40 seconds and the title.. Youre a clown
 I mean jester


Lol 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿😂😂😂

Lol 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿😂😂😂


U have to much spirit to be the janitor my boi LOL


You never know what adventure you're gonna get with jidion's videos


That captain dude is so sweet, I really hope he gets the good karma coming his way


you and twomad need to met up that would make a crazy video


Shoulda gave they/thems significant other a fade on spot bruh


In this it is thee because thee is singular thou is plural and thy is your and thine is your before a vowel


14:29 i still see the shadows in may room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


He gotta go back and take the job and make a video about it


Yooo that first day of work vid is going to be fire lol


Jesus loves you so much and dies for you so you can be forgiven and spend everlasting life in heaven with him. Ask him into your heart while you have time. God bless yall ❤


I damn near cried when he was talkin to the captain so wholesome ❤💯


Istg those people are too nice to you even though you prank and make fun of them🤣🤣


Dam I love the auction guy you have to go back and do a show with that man lmfao 😂


I started to cry on da captain part ong 😭


Bruhh. The chanel that I've been looking for


"fuckin bitch bro" "Oh, well, my words exactly but you said it better" 🤣


Why use the n word :( people would be so much happier if everyone forgot ab it


That blond them they, was daaaamn beautiful


People probably thought bro had autism after💀💀💀


When He Said Get Of The Fence it is was so awkward 🤣


The sword fight felt racially motivated 😂


0:36 what is she fanning in the back hahah what the heck


Hes like a main character in a video game.


that capitan is a real one. take that job dude that would be fun


Brother you've got jokes
I stumbled on your channel from miniminter and now I'm obsessed
Keep it up man, all the love 💕


We need to see jiDion working there that would be awesome


"Im not a lady" just run away at that point.


I had to get my Asthma pump💀💀"Aurrr, gimme your booty"


The Captain a real one he there for anyone


10:30 damn don’t wanna mess with that dude bro walked out holding a stack


absolutely smashed your goal of 100k likes almost at 250k best be seeing a follow up vid of you going to work there for a day would be legendary!!😂😂😂


U just became an icon in that place hahahah

All love to the captain tho u got a job out of trilling man hahaha


LOL that face of her boss when she just repeatedly hits him over and over again

The girl got her ego hurt when he said “I don’t hold back” and went dumb on him


thank you thank You Thank You THank YOu THANK YOU 😂😂


You crackheads are awesome. Keep up the great work, subbed.


Nah but for real mr. captain a real bro 🥲


I have a hella goofy personality.  However I always overthink things, when it comes to Social situations like talking to girls ect, therefore I get kinda shy & nervous.  Your videos entertain me & give me confidence Damascus, Your videos show me not to give a fuck what people think about me.


Jidion you are such a great content creator. You're a natural at doing what you do and it's crazy how you put on a show without trying.


i hope he works with the pirate guy because that crew would be so bummed not to have him


that captian guy was so awesome dude you gotta do somthing with him more. so respectful and nice


Thank you
Thank you
THANK you
THANK You
THANK YOU


I bLuE bAlLeD yOu<br>Honestly funniest thing I've watched this month

I bLuE bAlLeD yOu
Honestly funniest thing I've watched this month


Random guy: “You got hot ladies? Jidion: “Nah dudes” 😭


Aye it’s over 200K when you gonna go back this was really lit best one I’ve seen yet


he gives me danny duncun vibes but better


Bruh, that chick beat the shit out of him with that sword 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bro these guys definitely think that you have autism😂


Yoooo this was so funny I see you getting that booty out there.


tbh jidion is built like someones manager


13:37 ladies and gentlemen, racism is no more


Bro that was the most wholesome thing ever


Dude Is not lying tho. He really got two job offers where one of them he was chugging beers during the interview😂


this mans living life to the fuckin fullest and we get to witness it

If you are bored!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7IAuMlxmxI


9:56   Ummmm yes you are a lady. You're clearly a female. Just stop.

I’m surprised they didn’t freak out and starting calling him transphobic or something lmao


“Just do you the best you can, I’ll do me the best I can and together we’ll be amazing”

-The Cap


how does the camera man not burst out laughing 💀


the guy with the tokyo manji gang jacket is a real one


The beginning was cringe but this guys amazing!!


Too funny bro- especially when you approached the medieval actors 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3:26


It took me a few watches to realize the Lucid Dreams reference when talking to the captain 😂


you got the likes you better get the job it would be so funny


So we just not gonna appreciate the captian DSXGASGSDFSD he is amazing <3


Bro you need to make a video of you working as a pirate there and dueling the guy that kicked you out


As everyone else said .. shout out to the Captain. Bless that man


That guy with the red hat on was so genuine!!!


Y’all talking about the captain dude but the dude who gave him a bite is a real one


Why is there unironically so much emotion in jidion’s videos


Can't understand how he never brakes character


First video of him I ever seen and I'm hooked but I only want to see pirate videos


the captain is so cool bro<br>finna have a nigga cryin bro

the captain is so cool bro
finna have a nigga cryin bro


Dis nikka acting too goated😭😭 got him a whole job😭


Y'all were waiting for the job. You got the likes now perform...


this dude deadass just said "I still see your shadows in my room<br>Can't take back the love that I gave you" HAHAHAHHAHAHA

this dude deadass just said "I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you" HAHAHAHHAHAHA


"idk about a 9.5" "oh u right im being generous on myself, im a solid 10" lmaoo


Yo did y’all see the guy getting air blown under his skirt LOL in the background?0:34


That guy thought he was so cool I think it’s time to go as he’s flicking his money😂


0:26 My guy's wearing that tokyo manji gang jacket🔥


bruh got a whole job offer off this shit 😭


We need Demarcus Cousins lll to be a series i would watch every video so many times


I wanna be like him, not care about what other people think or anyone I won't see again. Like they Npcs or something.


Bro I can't watch your videos in class there way to funny😭😭


g u got 210k likes ahaha and somali pirates dont play g, trust me. we fuk shit up. Also, the captain, what a man!! great to see good genuine people like that. love it


captain offered man the job and will never get called


No way bro. I was there and didn't see you 😭


That lady in the beginning totally thought the plug pulled up.


Looks like he better be doing WORK FOR THEM.


Ong didion is the funniest pirate in YouTube


3:24
"FUCKIN BITCH BRO"
My words exactly but you said it better
"FUCK THAT N****"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


No one going to talk about the cameraman walking away and then acting like he took a piss 😂


11:45 is the funniest sequence ive ever seen i stg


“i’m not a lady but thanks” bitch, yes you are😂

Bro she said she wasn't so she isn't lmao


This fr my favourite channel on YouTube rn


this is the best video of his. no arguements.


That caption is AWESOME , you could have got a job , danggggg, I need that spirit then lol


I Will go to somalia n become a Somalian pirate 😭😭


This dude got so deep it gave me anxiety 😂


This is up near Houston went a couple years ago and I’m going in 2 weeks


bro everyone was so nice, except that goofy ass dude that was protecting his they/them girl


bro u made me cry 😭😂 shit was too fuckin funny


We better get another captain vid with JIDION a crew member!!!


Homie is mad under rated 😂🤣, been rockin w/ you for a minute for a reason!! We need to see that first day of work, but please don't make them upset or feel regretful if that makes sense, because that Captain was really a real one!!!


I wish he would have checked the lame @ 10:30 ... like what did that dude think he was gonna do walking up looking like Russ dressed as Prince talking about "i think its time for you to go" LOLOL. I WISH JiDion woulda put him in his place and checked his little soft a$$ ... i HATE fake tough guys.


"I already called my boy Pablo, gonna hit up some blocks get my money up real quick"


THEY/THEM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Lmfao nigga said 120k likes 🤣🤣🤣

Edit: holy shit jokes on me 🤦♂


At first I was gonna ask why everyone saying the captain dude real because all he did was let homie be part of the show but the way he reached out and all that nah that man is certified down to earth


Isn’t this in America? How’s dude know it was 500 pounds?


“What is she saying turn on subtitles” 🤣🤣🤣


Please hang out with the captain again. I cried


1:20-1:23 nigga wtf is wrong with you and him for letting you actually get a bite lmfao the fuck


I like how the homeless man was the guy who was talking about the illuminati and democracy


Love the pirate man 😭 he a real one frfr


Anyone know the @ of they/them dragon hatcher beautiful hermaprodite at 9:42


I wanna breed that beautiful hermaphrodite blondie


Ain’t no one really appreciatin this turkey leg guy


bro istg the captain and his guys 1000% thought he was retarded 😭😭


The captain is the captain for a reason, inspirational and uplifting. Bro you could be a jester


just watched it this cooked as fuck and its funny as cunttt


Gotta see the first day of work form the goat


Bro’s actually gonna have to go back there 😂


"fuck that n***" "hes a spaniard" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


When the dude said 500 pounds and then jidion just stared at him😭🤣


The captain a real one fr, bless his soul


Bro tried to purp cuz u was about to steal his girl 😂


this really hit me on  a note. the captain is a true legend. <b>salutes</b>

this really hit me on  a note. the captain is a true legend. *salutes*


Bro i didnt even notice this wasnt a danny mullen vid until the outro


you better go back and work there bc that guy was so nice and offering


We need demarcus cousin the third to wash thou deck


Sometimes I miss working at that place 😂


0:38 ik yall see shorty fanning this guy balls to the left


who else was dissipoited what they saw that the end wasnt "give me a dollar"


This is the most I’ve ever laughed at a video ever bro the captain was such a g😂😂😂🤣🤣


Guess demarcus cousin the third have to go on pirate duty since he got 120k+ likes


JuDion racism is back and only you can end it we need an N- ward  pass Number 4


i thought this guy wasn't gonna be funny but I was completely wrong


Wait.. when tf did you blow up this much.. i swear not long ago i was watching at 500k


IM SO DEAD 😂🤣 talking to the captain was priceless


Wait this is actually wholesome lol. Thought that dude was roleplaying, But he was really into it.


Of course the people who don’t go by there actual gender are at fantasy land 😂💀


Please join them and just record the funniest shi


White dudes that say brother are a gift to society


Dude offered you a job.

Make a video of it


Captain is such an amazing dude definitely makes a difference


Just like that Jidion ended ended racism


Even if I'm the janitor I would clean the deck better than anybody out therer 😂😂😂😂😂


10:30 thou boy wanted to fight for his honor


watching the captin trying to hire u lmao bro it took u so long to tell him ur trolling


When he drop boy everything just goes good he funny asf


the captain part almost made me cry lowkey


bro was looking like he was in the pinceibles office 12:30


JiDion the best in the game. Only you tuber that makes me laugh out loud


Bruh no racist shit but he reminds me of the black version of Danny Duncan 😭😂😂


11:45 I like how they instantly connect because they’re the only two black dudes there


my guy  just sang lucid dreams at the captain


Bro the homiesexual hoodies need a return


make a fuck Tyrone  shirt and make the homies where it then go to in shoe shop lol it will be a it vid


Yo I'd be trynna to get that dragon makers number too if I was pen


Really disappointed to tell ya that one of my other favourite youtubers Leon Lush said that he hates you in his latest video


0:25 nobody noticed what the guy was wearing?


this is the funniest video i’ve ever watched


Are YT really putting this in my recommended cus I'm British


Jidion is so funny and so genuine, we all love jidion


Who else is a straight dude that slaps there ass while watching this niggas vids


I wonder if he knows hes obnoxious,  unfunny, rude and douche all in one video.


No Demarcus Cousins The Third, thou shall not stealith my girl, please I beg you master


That one dude didn’t wanna see Jidion winning


More pirate constant please record you and more Renaissance fairs with the captain that would be funny 😂


Honest question, if you misinterpret someone's gender do they expect you to correct yourself? I'm not entirely sure how to identify someone, can I just ask or is that just furthering the offense taken? I treat others how I want to be treated so if someone calls me a girl.... well I mean I don't think I'd care but to some people it's very important to normalize the spectrum of gender, which is very interesting and I have no problem with. Props to JiDion for correcting himself I've never seen a situation like that.

good question! typically when i meet someome new ill ask for their pronouns and if i couldnt do that ill stick with they/them to be safe but its always good to ask. if you do get in that situation and they correct you often just a quick simple 'oh my bad' or something is fine. for example if i meet someone by default ill adress them by they/them to be safe and later on in yhe convorsation i can ask for their prefered pronouns! anyways yeah thanks for being open minded and have a reat day!


"Feels like I'm back in the good old days"
1632
CRACK
JiDion " AHHHH "

"Feels like I'm back in the good old days"
*1632*
*CRACK*
JiDion " *AHHHH* "


13:07 he prolly thought u were with special needs😂😂


How tf does this guy only has 1.77 million subscribers, he needs to have atleast 5 millioin subscribers


Sockless slides get me every time don’t know why.


You should go though…….. to the like button haha


Mans needs a brother and he can be JaQuarius Cousins III


Haha, was at Renaissance this day, and witnessed first hand the Pirate Auction activity, was even captured in the background of this vid. 🤣 Nice work “Demarcus Cousins III” 🤪😎

Wierd question but where was this fair?!


Bro! This is by far your best video so far! This was hilarious!


Just walk up to random people say ratio to them and walk away I beg


He probably won’t read this, but he should at least do it once. Even though you know you won’t make an actual job out of it. Just doing it for the weekend would just be a memory to have. Being apart of the crew and actual shows! Think about it!

He could make a job out of it. Don’t get me wrong. Just his path in his career isn’t towards Renaissance. But still a memory to have a story to tell


mans tried remembering juice wrld lyrics XDDDD


@JRMCB not a girl, def a guy cross dresser

@Milk u get nothing out of being disrespectful so why do it?


one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen


figures the only hostile guy was simpin lmfao


Funny shit he always finds random places and events


Yo! I was there! It was sick. Bro, dababy’s preformence was godly


The captain was legit about the whole business thing, sucks cause I know it’s not gonna happen. Well it doesn’t suck for us, but it sucks for him.


found myself giggling like a kid watching this


This man...is an actual menace to society


Wtf did I just watch, everyone just is so nice there I love it


Smoothest line is when you identified yourself as Pen/Is

He legit could have gotten their number if he hadn't said that


Bro I laughed throughout the whole vid 🤣


BRO YOU SHOULD ACTUALY Work there for a while seems fun cuz i think captain is a homie


The knight doing the f u gesture w the pole 😂


Somebody gotta hit up the captain and let him know how nice he was to Jidion and let him know jidion don’t need a job 😭😭


😅😅😭 best part is when he use Juice WRLD's line in lucid dreams😅

“WhEn He UsE JuIcE WrlD PaRt In LuCID DrEAMs” stfu bum not even close plus why you gotta say juice wrlds line stfu just say Lucid dreams


Naa fr tho the captain is on some good feelings good energy vibes. Homie going above and beyond


Bro was so pissed when you said you where gonna send a message through the portal


“Gonna let her ray rice me”<br>😆😭I’m dead


Yoo you should take the job frfr. You can get content while on the job as well lol


I feel bad for the people who have never seen this channel


This has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile


Just watched the straight up 🔥 he can make content out of anything


Nahh i like to play co op nigga u a dawg for even getting out there !!! Mad respect !!! ✊🏾


Haven’t watched the video yet but this guys content is underrated 💯🔥


You said you gonna k!ll a Somali pirate BYE


Bro this is fucking hilarious, it seems like everyone's in on it cuz this dude is so smooth with it


The captain said he couldn't finish lol blue balled no cap


This is the first time watching this guy. It's funny and stupid and entertaining at the same time. 😂. Why am I still here


When every one went silent and then the guy went “get off the fence” IM DYINGGG


He really copped a job messing around in a renaissance fair


The girl mad smacking you with the sword ahaha


captain makes me smile put him in more vids change his life bro


14:54 "how can I finish without demarcus


Bro captain is a damn W bro fr fr all BS aside


My family took us to a renaissance fair when I was like maybe 10 I forgot. But I remember some tutors hanging out of shirts like it was normal


You should honestly kick it with those pirates


This is hands down the best vid I seen so far, honestly dying rn !


10:27 nigga really came outta no where talking about some yuO GotTa gO like


“My words exactly, but you said it better “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I couldn't like a comment so I liked the video when u said u shouldn't have a glock u should have a musket lmfao


10:04 bro how that go so smooth 😂 y’all kept at it without stuttering funny sfff 😂😂


Bruh I gotta take some fucking notes on how to have fun. Clearly I am doing it way wrong.


"This is bigger than lizzo no pun intended"


Bro asked her for her messenger pigeon 💀


“Can y’all turn on subtitles or sum” I’m crying 💀


I just realized this was the place I went to a field trip to back in middle school but they didn’t have most of the performances


Jidion I just want you to know if you see this are not I’m going though a hard time and you video really helping me get thought just want to say thank you for being you and so funny love you love your vids ✌🏾


This dude literally messed around and got a job.


Fuckin bitch bro”.  That cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂


Saw u at astrofest bro, rip to those lives lost tho 🙏


Ngl bro, that was one of the best vids I’ve ever watch. I was having a rough day and you changed it. Keep up the good work brotha, you going place!


Bro i don’t know who’s acting and who’s not


I was so into it till he said sum juice wrld lyrics (rip juice wrld 🙏🕊


Jidion the funniest, most genuine guy fr 😂


This video already has over 120k likes. So, get to work Demarcus cousins III😂


The amount of times I had to turn down my volume


Jidion is the type to make like 50+ friends in one day😂😂💯


He looks like a post malone from the 1600


Ay who got dragon girls @? I’m down bad medieval 😈


I really need to see a video of you performing for the crowd now since your a pirate!


I watched this thinking damn I hope this gets 120k likes.
No one:

Me: stares at likes looks like we got a banger comin

I watched this thinking damn I hope this gets 120k likes.
No one:

Me: *stares at likes* looks like we got a banger comin


Bro you hit well over 120k likes, need to go back


I like how the guy walks out while he was talking to the many in one dragon maker. He came out smooth and looked up as if it was rehearsed. 😂


u are hilariousssss and the captain was so wholesome


This dude is hilarious. Best youtube recommendation in a long time.


15:13 "do you work on the weekends?"
"I'm a SoundCloud rapper so... I'm free"
💀😂


Spongebob will copyright 😭😭Demarcus cousin the third


“This is Bigger then Lizo No pun intended” 😂😂


Ayo free jidion, my boi got arrested for taking a shit at ihop with candles lit in the restroom. #freedemarcus


This dude funny asf “oh so your playing single player. Oh I like co-op better”😂😂


i think people think that jidion is special needs lol


How do you do these jokes without laughing


I don’t know how he keep a straight face 💀


Bro you better make that guy a day by joining him 😭


that might be the hottest they/them I’ve ever seen


Demarcus never fails to do the exact most. Thank you dude.


Can I get a bite😫😫😫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

Can I get a bite😫😫😫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭


I wanna see him work as a pirate. That be cool honestly


He tried to steal someone’s bitch
And he got mad 💀💀💀💀💀
Pen/is 💀💀💀


yo the captain was the coolest most wholesome guy wtf someone find his @ 😂😂


I bought jidions merch on the 25 it still hasn’t shipped does anybody know when his merch usually comes in


Yoo you should deff go back that was halareous 😂


i love your videos! you're the funniest guy ive ever watched


You gotta go and work there for a video bro


Your character depth is profound! Willing to preserve your character integrity at all costs!! Fuego🤟🏾


You always bring out the best in people while putting a smile on their face! Keep your energy Homie(sexual)…🤣🤟🏾


1:06 LMAO the dude in blackface is the man! "Give me a Dollar!"


Was mans wearing a Tokyo manji jacket???


if you aren’t there again working this weekend i’ll be disappointed


@JiDion Bro ive binged watched all you videos and work yesterday your Hella funny one the best youtubers...Man come down to Victoria,Tx south of Houston and do some funny shit it would be golden and to meer you would be fireee!!


who was just at ren fest before seeing this shit 💀  had me chuckling


😂 @ 4:30 bro started speaking juice wrld lyrics


The random guy who gave him a bite is the real one


She wanted Sir BBC of Wakanda but her husband Frodo was there


6:22 lmfaoooooo the immediate silence😂😂😂


How are you a them/they how does that remotely make sense ? Please someone explain it to me.


Stranger : Are you a YouTuber

Dion : no I’m a pornhubber


<b>The subtle art of not giving a fuck</b> by Demarcus Cousins III

*The subtle art of not giving a fuck* by Demarcus Cousins III


ONG I THINK I FINALLY FOUND MY FAV YOUTUBER, this was so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Dude was like he not a nigga he a spaniard😂😂😂


First time seeing any videos from this channel and I was dying of laughter the whole time 😂 instant sub and like


"DEMARCUS COUSINS THE THIRD" im dead 💀💀💀 6:35


I really want him to accept the job application.


Why’d the guy kick JiDion out of the store? He was just talking to her

Dancing Mulch But he wasn't even there listening.... He came like at the last second


Dude at the end, I dont think he is joking.


its the black danny duncan. except he's better than the original...


bruh where’s the guy u throw tomatoes at ⁉


Crazy how I been watching since this guy had 100k subs now he’s bout to hit 2 milli I’m finally a og to a Chanel


Wow he wasn’t even being rude with the they/them person and they still kicked him out


Woah, the dude at 1:06 went viral back in 2015 speaking on the Illuminati, I know he’s just an actor but everything he said was 100% true that’s crazy.
Search “homeless man exposes the government” 😱


Jidion look like he practice IFA with them beads 😂😂😂


Where is there because I need to live there


It's bad luck for the guy in the blue robe who had some issues with him I can't wait to see some beef


Puts on the helmet yea I think I need this .

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/videos

suchhh a underated channel


bro this the best show of dion omd,  11:40 someone need to make her to a gif  lmao


Lmaoooooo yo this is the YouTube content I miss. So glad the homie showed me this channel again.


The Captain is genuinely an amazing human being 🙏🏼🥲


jidion please teach how to grow some balls lmao


Let’s go it’s passed 120k, Demarcus Cousins the 111


at 11:53 it killed me when he said awh fuck


When he told everyone to be quiet then started yelling I died bro


Never watched a video where it made me feel like I had to walk away from my screen from how cringe this was 😂😂😂 good shit


120k likes looks like you gonna be making a return 😂😂


2:30 onwards man was actually so passionate


How can I finish without “demarcus the cousins the Third”


Ayo brody is my ap biology teacher’s brother. Such a random connection but i noticed while watching LMAO 😂


You should make a video of dressing up as different rappers and go into music stores.


Captain gets all the hoes can’t tell me otherwise


I love how JiDion  troll someone without beeing rude or anything


JiDion you're probably not gonna see this but I genuinely appreciate you man! You inspire me so much to not care what people think about me and to be your fullest self at all times. I might make a video about you to show people how great of a person you are and how they can learn from you in a positive way. <br>KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK THOU SIR!

JiDion you're probably not gonna see this but I genuinely appreciate you man! You inspire me so much to not care what people think about me and to be your fullest self at all times. I might make a video about you to show people how great of a person you are and how they can learn from you in a positive way.
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK THOU SIR!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/videos

suchhh a underated channel


holy crap why did i actually get emotional !!!!! i know he is just trolling!!!!!


All jokes aside, the guy hosting the show is so kind. He really cared about Jidion (even tho he was trolling) and didn't want anyone to feel left out or sad. W captain

@Bummer nah damify is a child lover if you know what I mean he was exposed for stealing comments and getting likes off it and than for talking to lil girls etc I’m saying ur acting like him minus the child lover part

@Spickle nah im not but i know dang well that theres no such thing as a “damify”

@Bummer mans tryna justify that he didnt just steal a whole comment for likes. What a weirdo

@Spickle “as damify” bro what are you saying 💀

@Bummer nah cuz it’s just annoying when people still a comment to get likes off of it when they don’t mean anything the comment said, it’s as annoying as Damify doing it.

@Raheem Hall letter for letter. Vowel for vowel

word for word, bar for bar. make your own comment


That captain guy is a person I’d love to have in my life.


Homie almost at 2 mil wtf I've been subbed since 80k


i needed this laugh man this semester been so long


"what is she saying:

"turn on sub  titles" GOT ME DEADDD LAMOO


the captain talking to Jidion was like the teacher talking to the sped kids lol


that captain is the best guy in the world


Dude you repeating thank you gets me every time :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/videos

suchhh a underated channel


please drop pink hoodies with professional rawdogger in white


Nah that pirate captain is honestly such a good dude


Bro this a prank bit I'm legit crying RN 😭

I was sad for the character Damarkus cousins III


its not a jiDion video without the cops showing up


I think he meant to tell him his name was Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James III Jr


When ever jidion goes to like a convention/fair instant gold


"because i still see the shadows in my room.... and i cant take back the love that i gave you" HAAHHAHAHAHAHAH LIKE FR I AM DYING


The captain is that one teacher, that actually cares about you


Dude you are such a presence, you're just out their jumping just being you"

Damn❤ love your videos DEMARCUS COUSINS III
Keep being you and keep being ballzy 😎


Bro Tyrone and all his homies are the ones who disliked


The dragon store people were buzz kills

Lame ass people don't know how to enjoy life or laugh


I can not tell you how hard I laughed at the demarcus cousins the third part 🤣. But fr that captain a real one


Those are some of the chillest mother fuckers ! They loved it!


That guy at the end is as genuine as they come. Make him famous


Girls: guys are so thoughtless <br>Captain:


BRO I WENT TO THAT SAME ONE IN HOUSTON ON SATURDAY


that captain dude definitely thought he was special ed


Bro I almost teared up when the captain was saying all that stuff


You’re my new favorite youtuber bra

Next to the nelk boys


Ayo just saying anyone peep how pirates using sao  swords? We in the matrix


it actually wasnt the first time he said meet me at the brothel lmao


the captin only said that because if he can sell the sword again for almost the same price he is still making money


This dude is the embodiment of main character syndrome


4:48 bro said you tryna make it hail he understood the assignment


Low key the captain was trolling you too 😭


Ain’t even gonna lie that captain wholesome as hell


Dat pirate cap.. wa trynna lil burk him 😂😂😅😅 rip king von


I literally watch this video every day about 😂 😂  You have to troll him next time plzzz!


10:54 😸😸😭😭😭😭😭

10:54 😸😸😭😭😭😭😭


Demarcus Cousins III you’re an inspiration, and btw where tf is the brothel.


Bro got handed a stage going to that fair 😂


jidion you better go to your first day dont let cap down bro


the juice line when he talked to the captain


I have a challenge for u get a bucket of quarters and trow it at the strippers in the strip club


It’s actually sad how much this guy thinks he’s Danny Duncan


That was the most enjoyable 17 minutes of the past 4 months


When she said “they/them” and he said “pen/is” 💀💀💀💀💀💀


“Fuck that nigga” 😂 “He fucking milly rocked that dude”


Lady: Are you looking for the King's feast my Lord?
Jidion: Nah I'm looking for the King's wife
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😩


"i think it's time for you to go"  it is i, sir knighteus whiteus


14:29 lmfaooooo pullin out the juice wrld lyrics cleverly XD


yo you shoud go to an airsoft match and mess with people


how tf does he say this with a straight face i can’t 😂😂😂


I love you bro I always watched your vids and they always make me feel better


My god when did you get 1.73 mil ive been watching since like 350k


I think God has blessed me Jidion dropping a 17 minute video I am blessed


First video I’ve watched of yours, this shit was amazing. I don’t get many of the references but the situations are funny enough in themselves!


I just noticed the girl said im they/them but said in her own sentence i* 😂aren’t u supposed to say we*


I like how he’s always the center of attention and he steals the show😭


that captain went jordan peterson modes lul


I swear why would anyone dislike this had me cryin


I will use the pronouns pen/is from now on


His videos just keep getting better and better. Easily my favorite YouTube right now.


This kid goes to the job as a Pirate shit would be LIT AF


You need to go back and duel that guy in the blue to go away


Nobody else saw the guy with the TOMAN uniform?


This shit so good bro big love from England


“So u playing <b>single player?</b> ” I’m fuckin cryin🤣😭😭

“So u playing *single player?* ” I’m fuckin cryin🤣😭😭


im confused 9:59 she says she aint a lady. wtf is she its not a dude


lol i saw u walking in i said “lemme be in the vlog” 😂


14:30 When he said that i was like "oh no he's gonna do it" LMAOOO


Bro i can see JiDion start working with the crew after his YT career


What’s up with your merch? I tried buying some but it said you don’t ship to my location (iowa).


LMAOO I lost my shit when he turned around and started yelling at the other guy 😂😂😂😅.


Bruh JiDion says stuff with a straight face lmao


Man F that dragon leather dude, oppin on his grind😔


Bro that guy asking you for a dollar dead ass exposed the government wtf, he was all over the internet. JiDion bro go back to that guy give him a dollar and ask him to tell you something about the government


“ThAt’S tHe SpOnGeBoB InHtRO”<br>Bro lmao my man content always buss

“ThAt’S tHe SpOnGeBoB InHtRO”
Bro lmao my man content always buss


we need u to do another video w the captain as one of his pitates


15:17

Voice Narration: This could be the start of a great adventure.  🤣🤣


3:05😭😭😭😭 got me in tears to stoned for this shit


Bro I’m down here liking every captain comment lol


Wtf this dude is annoying and I never met him 😂


that captain prolly gay think he can smash lmao


How do you keep your face this straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


i kinda want to travel back in time and see the real thing now lol


bro this guys so smart with words <br>his jokes/way of replying to people is so good in every video especially the college one

bro this guys so smart with words
his jokes/way of replying to people is so good in every video especially the college one


this man went from 280k to 1.73M quick congrats JiDion!


Plz make a professional raw digger shirt in a 3xl u saying u love lizzo but not past a 2xl please I need to be a rawdogger


NOW THIS IS FKN CONTENT HAHAHAA FUNNY AS Fk


You have to do fist day at work vid shit will be lit


How can you keep a str8 face please more Carney videos


He started speaking juice world lyrics 😭


Bro I just found your channel, haven't had a laugh like that in a while, thank you!


The guy who said you should go deserves the daredevil dog


literally in my top 3 fav youtubers ever


“I like playing Co-op” got me so good🤣🤣😂


This video taught me that i should just be me no matter what i won't change for no one i wont act cool or anything thanks damarcus . im goofy 😁


Jidion if you don’t take this job I swear 😭❤


I hate to be that guy but I didn’t enjoy when he was messing with the captain at the end, captain was so real.

Yeah it was a bit cringe to me. Everything else was funny asf though

If he goes back, hope he doesn't mess with the crew and shit, and disrupt the show.


Yoooooo, this was amazing hahahahah heartwarming as well


“i think it’s time for you too leave” 🤣🤣🤣 bro thought he was the main character

Ongg he was tryna look hard counting 1 dollar bills too 😂


NO ONE: NO YELLING!!!<br>HIM: LE’TS GOOOOOOOOO LET’S GOOOOOOOO

NO ONE: NO YELLING!!!
HIM: LE’TS GOOOOOOOOO LET’S GOOOOOOOO


First prank video I’ve seen where the  antics land you a job offer.


“Hey can you guys be quiet you like the only ones yelling”
When England come round
JiDion: “LEST GOOOOOOO”
That got me rollin🤣


W captain, honestly there should be a point where you stop trolling to explain the joke to them I think you owe it to some people you troll


181K LIKES GET THE 120KLIKES,I NEED THAT NEXT VIDEO!


Whoa this is like bottom of the barrel content right here… didn’t even crack a smile except for the lil baby thing


The captain is one of the most genuine people ever, he said he goes there to make people feel better that’s so heartwarming wtf 😭❤ nah that man need an award fr that guys amazing

I just finished it & that man needs more recognition, bro gave em a whole job you could feel Jidion’s energy vibrating 😭 wholesome


Lmao this guy said Somali pirates, my people 🤣🤣🤣


This guys videos make me so happy idgaf 🤣 his ability to just constantly bs & make jokes spontaneously is amazing 😂 reminds me of myself


Dude, this video was actually a true BANGER! I laughed so much!


He is definitely one of the funniest youtuber's😂


Dam u really hit the captain with them juice wrld lyrics


Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU!!!!!😂😂😂


Nah, the Captain was just looking for a recruit and this guy has the spirit


This dude is so fucking funny I’m middle eastern and I make all the same type jokes but in Arab accent. We would make a good ass duo no cap


Tell me jidion ain’t get the job just bc he wanna crack that guy who was acting tuff 😏


“Can u give me a bite”????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥he a real for that lol but that’s sick 🤦🏽♂🤣🤣🤣✅


That girl was fine af sounds like mindy from drake and josh


This was the most wholesome video I’ve seen all week. Those guys have amazing genuine souls.


Homie at the tent got real salty that you were spittin game to his bitch 😂


So we not gonna talk about him saying she ray rise him 😂😂😂😂


Bro got a job application bro i was dyin


Surprised everyone had such a good sense of humor. Except for dat lame ass shop owner


ive never seen a youtuber that makes good vids like yours I swear lol


i’m pen/is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i’m pen/is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


the girl selling the leather dragons tho 😩


I saw this guy on TikTok but im so glad I came to his channel


Wait tf up if their pronouns are <br>they/them then wtf does their SO call them? Theyfriend or themfriend?

Wait tf up if their pronouns are
they/them then wtf does their SO call them? Theyfriend or themfriend?


The captain definitely thought JiDion  was disabled lmao


"I know I was destined for more than this shitty ass youtube shit man, I'm a pirate now!" Your the best bro <3 lol


He's like a skinny Twomad. Goes out in public and does weird shit, makes (kinda) unfunny jokes, and doesnt care about being embarrassed in public. Love it


10:28 man in blue be acting like he is tough


I just don’t understand how you get away with this 😂😂😂


This man is one of the only reasons I even check YouTube


I'm really looking forward to the next video


5:55 he turned into an elite barbarian from clash royale


bro this nigga is top notch hilarious bruh


Am I the only one who thought that girl was super pretty? 10:56


“Putting all jokes aside” no you can’t put all jokes aside. It’s jidion


Yo bruh that captain is hella nice dude. Im ngl god bless that man


Bro did you got all the way to Minnesota for this😂


The captain is not the captain we deserved but what we needed


you should come back for the job, that's would be fun


This should honestly be an on going thing. U could seriously get a job ether and just record urself doing all of this😂😂


BROO JIDION HAS TO BECOME APART OF THE CREW FOR CONTENT I WILL DIE LAUGHING MAN 💯💯💯💯 do it bro it be so funny


This this Content is Genius. I Need More💯💯


Damn, dude at 10:30 wasn't havin' any of it


the captain is the most amazing person i've ever seen


6:40 damarcous cousins lll     Loki kills me 😂😭


Bro JiDion I love your content, I'm going through a strange and kinda depressing time right now with my personal life and your videos make me laugh, makes me feel better.


aye prob wont see this but do you rember you where at the mall in tex they where calling you KSI one of thos girls was my sis she showedme your chanel and i like you no homi


I'm gonna keep spamming "let jidion join your next live." On all of lizzos tiktoks for you


this shit was genuinely an amazingggg video mann people need to watch this man JiDion frr just slaps a smile on your face without even trying, no doubt. love you Ji ✊💙keep it up fosho


bro i was cringing throughout the whole vid jidion was oding bruh lmaoo


Why does it feel like the captain was regretting his decisions afterwards. Lmaoo


Dude I'm so f*cking happy for jidion been watching forever IK SHAQ WOULD BE SO HAPPY. KEEP IT UP G


I did not expect this to be so wholesome


You gotta make a vid and surprise that captain dude with a gift or something he was hella nice

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/featured

absolute fukin legends


Guys I didn't let her win .. I just didn't have my crocs  on sport mode LMFAO


He really about to hit 2 mil before the year out


Bro ur vids are always funny asf love these vids


Jesus Loves Yall And Is The Way To Everlasting Life


You gotta get a job just lemme know when you gonna work so I can go that day.


We need a vid of u doing a show as a pirate. We need to see the captain again


174k likes u best do it. I’m goin to it on the 14th. I wanna see u there


They stop the whole show cuz he was on the fence 🤣


Bro get that job and make fire videos with it bro😭


Bro really ate a random dude turkey leg💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Yo this dude is fucking hilarious he dead ass landed the job 🤣🤣🤣


Don’t know what I expected, watched it all. A pirate birthing, quite the tale!


I have a playlist of your song 320 times


Jdion makes so many people smile he has no idea


@IB https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/featured

absolute fukin legends

BRO THE SHOP EVEN HAD HIS SWORD IM FUCKING DYING


https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/featured

absolute fukin legends


Literley funniest peaple on YouTube jidion baylon livene and Danny Duncan


When he said he was going to unleash his inner child I wasn't expecting that😂😂😂...nice content


" thank you .. thank you .. THANK you ... THANK YOU .. <b>neverous chuckle</b> " PLS

" thank you .. thank you .. THANK you ... THANK YOU .. *neverous chuckle* " PLS


Look in the in the right of jidion at 10:49


DeadPool Your Friendly Neighborhood Merc


“No one else is yelling” <br>Cuts to a clip of him screaming

“No one else is yelling”
Cuts to a clip of him screaming


Bro go work as a pirate now 😂 my guy straight rawdogging it


Ey men hope your okay, I think I saw you on a video that was taken at Astro world,so first of all hope you good and all your people good , but listen men, we needs  you to tell us if you felt some satanic, or dark  vibes from all that my men, like with all due respect to the families and all that but, idk men if u saw some odd bro pls don't stay quit much love, love all your content


Bro I’m so happy I’ve discovered this dude. Literally haven’t laughed this much in ages


Jesus loves you❤😊

John 3:16-For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life


aye bro you probably will not see this but if you do hopefully you can tell the captain your real name and stuff and act serious in your video because the guuy was so nice


video ideas
pranking nerds at a video game convention
pranking furrys at a furry convention


Bro idk how you can  act like u want to be apart of the ship show. That’s a talent itself


JiDion: Your the most beautiful women in this village<br>The Dragon Person: I’m not a women but thank you

JiDion: Your the most beautiful women in this village
The Dragon Person: I’m not a women but thank you


I wanna buy your merch but I can’t have my mom see that on my card😭😭


why is no one talking about the subliminal juice world lyrics? 😂


the guy that asked u that tiktok guy had a tokyo revengers jersy on lmao


Sir Thomas trying to not get canceled or break character: 👁👄👁


Bro I was laughing and cringing the whole time


Man, if only people were half as nice as the captain was, a lot of problems would be solved. wholesome guy right there!


"i still see shodows in my room" " carnt give back the love that i gave you" 🤣😭


actually take the job bruh and record shit bruh


We’ll be waiting for that 1st day on the job


Dang JiDion that hairline going back huh 🤣


I think the pirates actually thought he was sped or something


ITS FINALLY HERE THE 174K LIKES  TIME FOR JOB CONTENT??


Bro threw in a x line while talking to the captain


0:33 to the left...

Excuse me what the fuck?


1.71M  acknowledge u JiDion clap it up 👏

1.71M  acknowledge u JiDion clap it up 👏


Top 2 jidion vid idk how u gon top this 🤷♂


Rarely do I actually laugh out loud man but this shit does it every time 😂 captain shit mad wholesome too


Yo Jidion fr be serious playing the role as a Jester in this vid


You really the biggest troll all time 😂😂😂😂😂


Lil baby was like “are they hot girls” JiDion was like “no we only do dudes” 😂😂


That’s one creative homeless dude in the beginning


I still see shadows in my room got me WEAK💀😭😭


i lowkey think that the Captain guy thought that JiDion was mentally challenged 😂


the man who asked for a dollar is in a youtube video where he talks about politics illuminati etc. just writes ( Homless man Talks about the truth)


U can tell that blonde was homies girl lmaoo he got tight


The captain arc was the best part of the video


That captain was really selling a sword art online excalibur sword 😂😂😂😂💀


Little does that pirate know he was the star of the greatest show on YouTube


The capitán better get a good ass exposure


Bro he quoted juice world it was funny af😂


I wish I would of discovered this channel sooner!  You have me rolling!


10:57 take a look how he was genuinely surprised and interested 🤣


This was quite the Rollercoaster of emotions


will there be an astro fest video? i saw you when i was coming out of don toliver


idk how jidion comes up with his quick responses ahhhaa, his juice world reference so random but perfect


W boy for letting the captain get a bite of his chicken


you should make a song for the captain since you told him you were a soundcloud rapper!!!!👆👆👆


Captain needs to be on the YouTube channel


Hell no jiidion much more funnier and respectable


Looks like your showing up for first shift lmfao 🤣


When I went to kipp we use to go every year


Bruh how did you get your social confidence stat so high man. Give me tips


Captain turned into Hulk Hogan <br>Kept saying “Brother”

Captain turned into Hulk Hogan
Kept saying “Brother”


11:35 That was definitely racially motivated


Finger woggle at the start, wtf did I just witness 🤣🤣


Nobody has ever noticed me before.<br>Captain: what!?

Nobody has ever noticed me before.
Captain: what!?


this one gonna go down as a CLASSSSSIC!!!!


When he ask for that persons number that other dude was not feeling it like wtf he was playing 😂 and he would not win that duel talking about “ you would lose I think you should go” clown


whats the outro song also nice vid keep it up


You and Huey would’ve been such a iconic duo


The captain is a good man. Well we over 120,000 likes deliver us the banger my boy


NAHHH BRO YOURE WILDDDDDDDD😭😭😭I FUCKING LOVE HOW JIDION GIVE NO FUCKS BRO😭💯


Jidion is basically like the pink guy for the modern times dudes a menace😭😭


Please change Demarcus the III to Walter Black


BrightForest dude shut up im sure after the video he went up and enjoyed it and told most of the people that it was a prank


Captain really coming in clutch. Mans a real G


You’re the type of guy who I wouldn’t mind slapping


Husband: You look more bruised than last time

Wife: Some guy came in with coins


Bro on some real s*** kind of cool to see somebody can go into a place and show that you can just be yourself and still enjoy things without having to conform to what society thinks you have to be like to go do those things


lool this was too funny bruh, you need to do something nice for the captain !


0:33
this is the best interaction I've ever seen


I’m new here, and JiDion is hilarious. Does anyone know whether JiDion is friends with Danny Duncan?


“ what is she saying? Turn on subtitles. Bro you can’t switch game. We’re team England over here” 🤣🤣🤣


Nah the girl said "they/them" and he said "pen/is" I died lmao. Idk how does he come up with answers so fast like that.


Bro, all bullshit aside your video literally made my day like. Genuinely I’m going through a rough time but thank you for being fun, positive and full of energy


Jidion found his true meaning in life, being pirat Demarcus Cousins III


That captain was genuinely wholesome and nice tho


Bruh ur so fucked for messing with this guy he’s so nice, W vid tho


Banger video. Everyone be like the captain! What a nice guy


I have never laughed at a video this hard


The Captain had to of thought he was disabled 😂😂


Jidion looked on the edge of tears while talking to the captain, such good acting


we need more people lke the captain W vid


Yo I jus found this guy out on tik tok I’m fucking dying


bro u better keep in touch wit the Captin yo


NAA BECAUSE JIDION IS REALER THEN HALF THE YOUTUBERS HERE<br>THAS WHY IM A FAN

NAA BECAUSE JIDION IS REALER THEN HALF THE YOUTUBERS HERE
THAS WHY IM A FAN


Shi was wild. Go to work there homie! More content!!


10:30 man you can tell that guy is a hothead, I guess nobody can talk to his spouse, and if you do you get kicked out of his leather dragon shop


why is no one talking about the "free sword fights"?


"What is she saying "? "Turn on subtitles "! Dead 😂


he is the biggest memer on the fucking planet


10.09 am pen/is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10.09 am pen/is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


What is she saying turn on the subtitles 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂


JiDion is becoming one of the greatest to ever do it


Can't wait for jidion first day at work 🤣😂


Bro came out countin register money like it’s his 💀


You needa do more videos with that pirate


Tyrone could learn a lot from the guy throwing the mardi gra beads


That dude with the microphone handled a couple hecklers before


Thou man hast putteth youtube on thee back for all 2021


That elf trying to protect his they/them was cringe. "i tHinK ItS TimE FoR U tO Go". We all know your punk ass would call the security over lmao.


On this day Jidion has officially gained my sub.


Lmfao you can’t be dressed up for a renaissance fair and act tough “it’s time for you to go. You would lose in a duel time to go.” you’re wearing a DRESS bruh


Why did that girl at the free sword fight get so mad 💀


Where is this place I want the naked Jinga 🤣


U have great content wtf how is this possible to drop bangers back to back


Nah fr the captain a real one man, please fr do something with him:)


Thank you…
THank you…
THAnk you…
THANk you
THANK YOU!


All jokes aside all jokes aside all jokes aside, I’ve seen 3 comments that say that. You know you got truthfully, honestly, and gotta admit


keep stepping different your vibration to others is noticed and bringing pure happiness I swear this one was hilarious!


11:58 nah dudes, oh fuck hhahaahahaha icant haahaha


He made the renaissance festival fun when I went there that shiz was boring asf they charge for everything even to sit “sky chairs”


this video is amazing. I AM CRYING LMAOOO


“I think it’s time for you to go” racially motivated


9:40 haha his voice changing from all those interactions to this had me


bruh i am currently paused at the point that he says his pronouns are pen/is. i dont think i can continue


all the bitches at that place bad asf i gotta go to one of those


6:23
 Dead crowd:
Demarcus cousins III: thats the spongebob intro😐


12:45 the sexual tension in the air 🥵😩😂😂😂


Yoo this nigha is tha biggest troll 😂😂😂😂


The captain needs a noble prize of peace


Awesome vid. You should defo take the job . Its made for you 👌


Next video getting fired from mid evil times crew 😈


at 10:56 jidion u sold look in the back gyatttttttttttttttttttttttt


Just found your channel from this vid and im here to stay. We need a part 2 fosho!


CAPTAIN WAS LEGIT. DEMARCUS FINNA GET A JOB


"i still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that i gave you" 😂😂


Bro please actually go to work for them 😂


Lmao this was funny brah. We need a part 2. The captain is a great guy!!


genuinely the best youtuber on the site now a days


Dragon girl (or whatever they identify as) was a baddie, ong.


10:28 nigga pulled up like a cinematic scene shit felt like a movie


Bro got a job just by being himself 🤓🥲❤💪🏽 Jidion Gang


This guy makes the cringe feel fucking awesome


Is that the festival in Colorado. It looks really similar


I felt bad for the captain he was so nice


"do you work on the weekends?"

"Im a sound cloud rapper so im free"


10:29 what a buzz kill of a dude was just jokes lmao with his few little dollars


Would love to have this dudes confidence and energy like wow amazing


Sorry for lizzo my guy she missin out fr


Literally just found your channel today and cant stop watching. Its 3am!!


I say we should all pitch in and get the captain a gift! What a legend!


Lmao them people were like how far is he on the Autistic Spectrum. We know he’s there but light bill is being paid in, installments.


bro the captain is actually the most nicest person ever


Liking so I can see DeMarcus Cousins the 3rd become a pirates apprentice.


I think most people think jidion has a disability or some shit😭. That captain was an amazing dude btw. He def thought jidion had some mental issues. And he treated him so kindly


Jidion should try to return a jar of peanut butter that got a hole down the middle for certain reasons and say, "It didn't feel as good as I thought it would."


That last screaming thank you did it for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jidion go back and troll the dude that was cock blockin😂😂


10:30 L mans it’s fuck the fake Harry Styles.


I know Shaq is proud of JiDion too <br>RIP Shaq 🖤

I know Shaq is proud of JiDion too
RIP Shaq 🖤


MY MIGGA U WERE AT THE FESTIVAL MY MOM WORKS THEREEEE


Bro got 150k likes in 3 days that’s crazy<br>Keep up the good work brother and stay safe

Bro got 150k likes in 3 days that’s crazy
Keep up the good work brother and stay safe


that captain is a w person has a w life w job


I'm from maryland!!! Jousting is our state sport!!!


made me cry what the fuck i just wanted to watch some pirate shit


I honestly want to see him join the captain


Bro this man is a menace fr like all of this is real 😂😂😂


I'm trying to get some merch what size should I get


Looks like jdion going to be going to go to work 160,000 likes you received


"This is bigger than Lizzo.... no pun intended" LMAOO


164 k likes my boy you gotta come back 😂


Bro you have to make a video where you come back and be apart of the crew 😂


10:39 bro I know jidion would kick that dudes ass


I love how you start conversations every 5 seconds with random people


Dude you don’t hold back man and I love your videos it’s amazing


The "thank you" part actually had me dying frfr 🤣🤣


Why doesn’t he have hoodies on his website anymore


When captain said you are such a presence all the homies felt that💯


Im not gonna lie, ive watched a few vids of urs, and i didnt like any of them, but this video so great i love it!


when he comes back it's about to be hilarious🏴☠


bruh isn't that man who said "gimme a dollar" from that one TikTok breaking down politics 😭


dude really hit em with the juice wrld lyrics LMAOOOOO


Demarcus Cousins III = greatest human to ever live on planet earth


The captain’s speech is enough to make a grown man cry


What festival was this plz someone tell me it was Houston


With that like/dislike ratio, you could argue those 400 people accidentally hit the wrong button.


I hope The Captain gets an even larger crowd


It was quite entertaining, didn’t take my eyes off the screen much


10:30 big boy elf is here to lay down the law


Pleeeeeeeease apply and go back for the video


The captain though😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😏😏😏😏😏😉😉😉😉😉🐤🐤🐤😌😌😌😌


I swear I didn’t see the name of the video until now…


I feel bad that the captain probably thought that he was like actually depressed and shit


11:38 "you just gon let her Ray Rice me"😂😂


I fuckin hope this guy goes back fr like please I’d watch the fuck outta this


10:00 I respect pronouns and all but how is that not a girl 💀


Bro mans at 11:53 got that buc ees Halloween special shirt I’m dead


1:12 that’s the dude who was went viral exposing the government. I would’ve gave that man a hug and cleaned him up


Part 2 better be coming like this so he knows

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/videos
frickin underated guys


Dude stg your the best YouTube ever you make such great videos bro what you put in is what u get out bro don’t stop the grind these videos are so fire bro

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/videos

frickin underated guys


My daily routine GMM, Danny Duncan, Tj Breese, Jidion amazing youtubers and make great content


How this video not trending

Might be my man's best work yet


Captain don’t play with that business he made 2 sales out of one and wants Demarcus to run up the prices 🤣🤣


W captain I think he really was sad when he walked off


At the time of making this comment this is currently the time remaining before jidions birthday
1 Month
3 Days
15 Hours
42 Minutes


I think he accidentally roleplayed as a make a wish kid instead of a mid-evil character.


@ 1:19 you can’t tell me this isn’t a cross between Pete davidson and the nerdy kid from cobra kai


Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU!


“Im portal number 69”
“I think it’s time for you to go”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


this dude needs to collab with Baylen Levine


THIS IS YOUR BEST VIDEO YET PLEASEE COME BACK


11:47 shit was funny asf for no reason💀💀


jidion u gotta go back n work a day with that captain he a real one


“My words exactly but you said it better”. “Fuc that n****”. “ well I don’t know that I would say that”🤣🤣🤣 3:29


Bro came in a youtuber and left a pirate

Life’s crazy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/videos
frickin underated guys


Petition for JiDion to go to the Call of Booty and get his "freak" on

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/videos

frickin underated guys


Captain efinitely needs to become a reoccurring character


Im convinced everyone else are just npcs and he is just doing singleplayer


tbh i’m going through something and u jus make my day better


Bruh you really be willing out 😂 please get with Danny Duncan


I love how Jidion likes being prestended as a dumbass funiest shit ever


Got my sub when u got the pic with “lil baby”


Yo that captin man is just an amazing person in general


Anyone else try too double like the video 😭🤣


Bro I fucking died when you said “I’m pen/is” 💀💀💀


The Captain was dope af. Funniest part is that dumb@$$ lil baby part of the video 🤣🤣


Bro that captain is a fucking legend bro


im subbing just to see you show up to that job lmfao this is gone be lit


Bruh you should totally take the captains offer man


Here since 50k every video still funny asf😂😂


been watching for a while i fucking love you 🏴☠


They fs thought brotha had some of the tism going


She said she wasn’t a lady so was she a man!! I’m confused


Bro started talking w juice wrld lyrics ily


160k likes my boy, run yo shit demarus the third❤


Were you in Turks and Caicos this past week


Bro I dead as my new fav YouTuber u funny af


We should all live by the captains words that man knows what’s up


Bro I go here every year I love your vids


Dude wants him to fatten the bids every day lmaoooo


This is the funniest video I ever watched


Oh I really hope Jidion really be part of the crew!!


bro this video was gold, I want to have this type of confidence one day bro has no fear  lmao


Dude was getting worked up about Jidion trolling his girl. 😂


he better take that job fr that whole place is just free content


"Oh we're doing pH u got hot girls?" "No dudes"


Dude you’re hilarious 😂 my new favorite YouTuber


“ i think it’s time for you to go “ <br>comes back as employee lmao much respect

“ i think it’s time for you to go “
comes back as employee lmao much respect

@HELLO KORO fr wtf was that interaction? The whole vid was wholesome but that part was jus awkward lmao nigga really came out the medieval hut countin cash to tell JiDion to get away from his girl or I mean his "they/them" lmaooooo wtf

Mans came in acting like he was countimg hundreds


10:56 bro the only girl that was actually felling you, you ignore her. Sheeesh man those Chico they don’t lie 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Dude went to go troll came back with a job😂


Captain looks like Uncle Larry from mcjuggernuggets


Being sus around a black man is probably one of the funniest things on earth 😂


Deadass bro I wish u was my best friend man not for clout or yt money just cuz u goofy fam and bro I see that u loyal to your friends man much love and appreciation for u


Bro captain was such a g get that man in another vid


He really took a bite out of someone chicken leg 😂😂😬


How the fuck does he keep a straight face? 😂😂😂😂😂😂


bro that captain is so fucken cool I wanna meet that guy fr fr 😭✋


Jidion proves that u don’t need to put money into ur vids to get like mans just mics up hits record and goes off


fuck all the cameras, that captain is the reason i still have faith in humanity


Im a soundcloud rapper so im free 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lowkey this guy just wanted him to come boost up the prices of items L00L


waky waky time for work lol ima be waiting boi


They honestly think this man is like autistic so they be giving him so much grace sometimes


Captain was such a legend. He was awesome


Funniest fuckin vid man i been here since 100k subs and never had a bad time Thank you jidion


I actually hope he turns up for the job once or twice


idk how u can go out to random people n act like this i wish i could its mad funny


"USE A STIMPACK!!!"

What the fuck bro 💀

"USE A STIMPACK!!!"

What the fuck bro 💀


where the fuck did you go for all of this to happen


JDion-“Has anyone ever told you that you look like Carson Wentz”
Officer- “who’s that”
JDion-“ He a scrub”
💀

@Creative intentions you a scrub too then lol

He my Qb so I couldn’t laugh but that was funny


Hey get off the fence! Oh I’m sorry had me dying 😂


Bro I had so many mood swings. Wow I cried


When he asked for a pic for the gram that junk had me dying


This ninja said his pronouns are pen/is I’m DONE!!!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “p-e-n-i-s” lmmfao


The captins a boi for that ngl love the vid


Crazy ass funny video!!💙💙 I just sit and wait for your videos, you’re such a vide. love you Demarcus cousins III😂


homie really spitting out lucid dreams lyrics to the captain😂


Your funny af I can’t get enough. Your yelling, your jokes, all perfect


JiDion carries youtube so hard keep doing your thing


:34 he continued the convo so flawlessly, bro said “my mistress” 😭


I am still single but I am bringing in that dough now and have enough money to save


The Captain is literally a great human 💪🏾🖤


The world needs more people like the captain


He be freestyling every single conversationnnnn broooo 😂😂😂😂😂


When he was dapping up sir Thomas lmfaoooooo


Bro you should totally do the pirate stuff


started spittin juice bars lmfaoo  14:28

started spittin juice bars lmfaoo  14:28


nah when he comes in for the job that vid gon be a banger since we hit 150k already


Seeing that 1m views makes me so happy to see love you Demarcus cousins III


Her saying she isn’t a woman while very obviously being a woman


bro the captain and thomas were so validdd


Imagine this jidion and baylen levine collabing. They are so alike


CAPTAIN WAS THE GOAT BRO😭😭never had more respect for someone


i wish jidion would tell the pirate it’s a joke i feel so bad for him 😭


10:30 dude was pressing like he was gonna do something🤣


Bro we need that caption in anotger video. Hes sweet asf


why is it everyone was good vibes asides from they/them smh


The 359 people that disliked are people without a job


My days the captain is such a nice guy omg


🤩Let the captains word shine brighter and sing louder than Lizzo 🤩


I love when you keep saying thank you it’s so funny 😂😂😂


Bros a menace to society, relationships and the seven seas


I just gotta say this video was so funny bro, keep it up


Not trying to be rude to people who are special but I think the captain thought you were special and I’m not talking about your acting which is special 🤣


lmao I think you're so funny!!!! lmao keep up the Best work


Ngl mad respect to the captain I mean dude just went along with it and then made sure he was okay 😂 I definitely wasn’t expecting that


Only dude that makes me genuinely laugh out loud


Bruh I just watch Brandon buckinghams an I thought I wonder if jidion would do it the 🐐 strike again


First time watching u n u fcking hilarious bro 💀


LMFAOO talking like a whole anime character"why would someone of your status  mess with me "


It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour


"We going on porn hub"
"Yall got some hot ladies?"
"Nah dudes"


I've never watched dude before, but I gotta say dude. I was fucking dead the whole video.


Doubting oneself only brings more turmoil and hate to one’s being, live life and strive for greatness, After all we’re only here once so take control and reach the highest heights. Only you can make that change inside and only you can change your outlook on the world we’re in. 💙

You may have an anime profile pic but you still a real one


This man Jidion got to be a kid for a day 🤣😂🤣😂


BROOO that Juice Wrld reference ahahahhaha


Oh no jidion finna get a job as part of the crew


This feels like the final episode to a season finale


10:03 Pen/is 😂😂

14:29 i still see the shadows in my room.... 😂😂😂
Damn his mind thinks fast


Its demarcus cousins the III world and we just side characters


yep he really finna come back Look at the likes


Go to the stall next to someone in the bathroom and ask if they’ve got your drugs😂


Bro was trying to buy you out bcz you pushed his price to 310 hahahahaha


This is bigger than lizzo <br>No pun intended 😬😂 damn

This is bigger than lizzo
No pun intended 😬😂 damn


This actually makes we want to go to one of these fairs


Go to the make a jingle place the girl  said


where the real ones that been here since 60k


Bro that chick that sold the dragons was actually bad af


“Are you a YouTuber?
“No, I’m a PornHubber”

Legendary response.


10:56 baddies alert in background lmaooo


14:29 "I still see your shadows in my room and I can't take back the love that I gave you"

Demarcus Cousins the lll
👑


aint no way the captain pulled out the dark repulsor from sao.


please go back and be a pirate I love this video


Why was the leather dragon dude being so annoying? The girl was literally going along with it and he had to go out and start shit


You gotta go back to this place to see the captains show again for what he did


Take the job plzzzzzzzzzzz I wana seee that video


The captain actually a real one. Can tell he actually means what he says


Imagine he fall in love w that job & quit YouTube 😭😭


I rlly hate JiDion, i get 2nd hand embarrassment and I'm not even there😂


Should definitely go back, you would fit in in that scene, plus connect with some cool people.


Gotta be one of the best uploads so far 😭, and also is that 151K likes I see ?👀


151,000 likes.. don't disapoint us demarcus cousins III


I laughed a lot and that captain/pirate was awesome


There isn’t too many like Jidion, i’m 17 and my high school football coach don’t play me either. Don’t get lost in the sauce Jidion


can’t even lie that they them was bad asf


Bro are u in Houston?? Cuz I was just there yesterday


This man is the definition of I don't give a fuck.


The Captain literally tried to hire him what a real one


completely surreal demarcus didn't get kicked out looool


Now you really have to follow through tho?...👀


“You just let her ray rice me” BRRRUUUYHHHHHHHHHHH HOWWW TFFFFFF


this is the funniest thing ive seen in a while 😂😂😂


Finally getting the exposure you deserve let’s go ❤🤝


150k likes, I'll be waiting for that video


jidion: I still see the shadow's in my room can't take back the love that I gave you to the captain.


יהלומה רובין


JiDion, I got an idea for an video if you could bring meat to a vegan restaurant (cooked if possible) then sneak meat into like a vegan burger and take the vegan meat out. Then tell them that you found meat in your vegan burger


That was fucking a great captain towards the end wtf. Why can’t all people be that nice fr


DeMarcus is basically Marshall D. Teach IRL without the devil fruit in this video, and the Captain in the end reminds me of Silvers Rayleigh


So no one is talking about dude at 10:30 ???


YO IF HE JOINS THE PIRATE GROUP LIKE FR IMA BE HELLA HYPE


Lmao…. I’m dead, I didn’t think you I’d be put in the video. My friend sent it to me and was like hey you are in this video


i love how that pirate captain managed to make tracking down demarcus to sell him a 10$ piece of plastic for hundreds a wholesome moment

He probably thought Demarcus was slow and wanted to spend his check

omg i commented to quick, i cant wait for part 2


I honestly have no clue who this dude is but he‘s pretty funny


"can yall not yell?"
next second
"LETS GOOOO"

"can yall not yell?"
*next second*
"LETS GOOOO"


Yoo I got more than 120k likes. U know what that means 💀🔥


Was the homeless dude doing black face or am I trippin


This dude comes across so much crazy things in his life like he in a movie 😂


I’ve been watching since a long time OG. great to you see grow ‼


Could make a whole movie about demarcus cousins


Anyone see the guy on the left in the background at 0:38


You should do a video where you become referee or an umpire for like a softball league and just be the worst ref/ump ever😂


The amount of references this guy makes. How


OMG I really hope you actually start working there for real! Those would make for LIT vids ! 😭😂😂


Why did I read the title wit a British voice


Nah this is the best none character breaker good shit  this the longest you kept your shit going


a wise man one said "you can say anything to anybody u dont know because they are npc's" he proves this everyday

true but u gotta watch who u say shit to if u not rlly bout it.. sometimes theres demon npc’s out there that dont play n you might jus get the blam 💥


this is the funniest video iv seen on youtube


Imagine the Captain just played his character


no one’s gonna talk about ‘dababy’ at the last part? 😂


10:22 Dawg needa take the job get at that female now they he cant kick him out if he work there 😂😂😂😂💀


This is in fact a cetified hood classic. 🔥 🔥


“Thank you captain”<br>- Demarcus Cousins III

“Thank you captain”
- Demarcus Cousins III


Bruh why I was between laughing and like shedding tear when jidion hugged that captain guy


You should really do that on the weekends frfr😭💯


These guys may seem weird but their so wholesome