Yo i wouldnt NEVER be so extroverted as this guy, honestly he makes my day, well everyday 😂


W captain bro never seen someone like him in jidions videos


The girl that was like Im not a lady had me dead just that whole little shop gave me overly woke vibes

@nara I don't use gender pronouns, I have common sense. If you're triggered see a therapist

@Rice Girl i’ll let u in on a secret, I, you, he, she, it, we, you, they, him, her, us, them, my, your etc. are all pronouns, i sincerely hope you’re joking.

I don't use pronouns, I have common sense

@D.I.P no those are genders, we’re talking about pronouns

@nara
vagina=girl
Pig benis=boy
That’s why

@D.I.P how come y’all use the wrong pronouns even tho they clarified their pronouns

@T R she was cute.<br>Mans was probably only a coworker.

@T R she was cute.
Mans was probably only a coworker.

Same, and the fucking white knight elf lmao.


you better go work a day as a pirate and upload that content, cant blue ball the captain twice!


14:45
Captain: you left me hanging
Jidion: I blue balled you
How does he come up w this so fast😂😭


Is this man that boy in the meme years ago, holding a drink.


Haven’t laughed like that to a YouTube vid in a minute, Bro’s bringing back that old YT content. Never change g.


How did you not break when he started offering you a job. TRUE TALENT


the wit and confidence Damarcus Cousins III beholds is immeasurable


Random guy: “You got hot ladies? Jidion: “Nah dudes” 😭

If you are bored!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7IAuMlxmxI


i genuinely cried when captain gave that cute speech


When he started yelling and jumping when they were throwing the necklaces 😭 😭😭😭

JiDion got exposed so bad for scamming
👉https://youtu.be/hMO4ZeOEgBk

People seeing a grown ass man excited for those necklaces is funny asf


Of that captain dude was born in actual medievel times he would foreal be the Captain Mans a born leader


His improv is fucking god tier😭😂I still see shadows in my room,.quoting juice wrld outta no where brooo


New favorite line: “Im like the invisible man without the bandages” just sounds so interesting

He caught me lacking that was a good reference.


this is weird video where people think they control the sidewalk, general public and areas around


I love the fact he uses terms from games, "Oh so, you're playing single player." LOL 10/10 Content right here so far.


“I still see your shadows in my room, can’t take back the love that I gave you” 😭😭 14:29


That captain was cool asf, the follow up vid gonna be insane


Jidion :“Bro can you like be quiet “
Guy : “NO , not about it “
Jidion : LETSSSS GOOOOO!!!!!
2:16

@Micah Martz YOU obviously don’t understand my comment ,it was to bring a section of the video that people thought was funny but didn’t comment it their self . So all they would have to do is like the comment. Please don’t comment if you don’t understand the assignment.


@Eh Bee Family Racist im on a school chromebook so I cant delete my history🥲

@Eh Bee Family Racist Bruh now that shits on my history😭


10:25 She was there in that dyke-confident pose and still needed a man to help her deal with another man xd Biology is a hell of a fact.


14:27 This guy spoke juice wrld lyrics to the captain. subtle things like this make jidion too funny 😂😂

MAV-0207 nah from all girls are the same


I need to know where to find that captain dude


Low-key wouldn’t be mad if you left us to be a pirate stuff was dope😂


Dang we need more positive pirates like this in this world “Arrrrrr” god bless you jdion F…Tyron 😂


Bro started singing lucid dreams (R.I.P. Juice Wrld🕊)


- "Free sword fights! "
- "Yes! Do I get to fight kids?"
- "No."

😂😂😂😂


“I still see shadows in my room, can’t take back the love that I gave you” lmao

If you are bored!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7IAuMlxmxI

I was like wait a minute that’s a fucking juice wrld reference


I went to this same place during winter break.


that dragon girl was actually pretty hot tho


“Y’all are the only ones yelling here like nobody else is yelling” <br>* proceeds to tell his vocal chords out*

“Y’all are the only ones yelling here like nobody else is yelling”
* proceeds to tell his vocal chords out*


Who else noticed the juice WRLD lucid dreams reference


Bro the captain guy is legit monkey d luffy


This entire vid I feel like I'm just playing a singleplayer RPG game with a hilarious character


Pretty sure they used correct pro nouns in the renaissance


The captain was being so nice it’s actually wholesome


"I still see shadows in my room, and I can't take back the love that i gave you"  shit took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kind of annoying how he doesn't drop his character and get real with the captain to be honest.


@ooter all good dawg when you get older you’ll understand that there’s more to life than that

@Ionly biceptcurl yeah and while he entertaining us middle school kids he makin more money than u

Nah i think it was only this vid cuz when the captain made him the star of the show and he was jumping n shit it was a lil corny

@Ionly biceptcurl I feel like it was just this video cuz he’s usually funny in the other ones

@John S I was thinking the same thing dawg.. it’s like he’s trying so hard and it’s just so immature to the point it’s not funny. Probably kids in middle school making the comments

Yo no disrespect but as I hit a couple minutes I scrolled through the comments to see what reactions were  like. I find it unwatchable idk how you can say that.. just that yt hurtin?

@BigleDucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7WPRyhcqk

Such a fucking good vid and super underated guys


the guys like “i have a feeling he’s said that before” meanwhile that’s like the 4th time he made that joke😂


There was only one dude who was mean asf


The they/them’s boyfriend was so defensive like the dude said “what’s you’re portal number” man can’t be that serious.

He talked that talk but he knew he didn’t want to duel Demarcus Cousins III aka DC3 aka Damascus Cousins, soon to be swashbuckler.

if a guy came up to my girl saying that shit, I’d let it play out cus that shit’s mad funny

lmao bruh thought his pronouns were that/nigga the way he came out counting 20s😂

Not a boyfriend. Just a whiteknight coworker lol

@Keanu Mead The girl never mentioned having a boyfriend and seemd fine with talking to jidion, so he prolly wasn't her boyfriend

yeah fr they were just talking and he ruined the vibe

Bro when he pulled up I was so mad. Way to kill the fucking vibe bozo

@Francisco Silva he either was or he was trying very hard


YO DID HE RE-VISIT THE PIRATE CREW?!?!?!


you hit the like goal like 3 times over, WHERE IS THE VIDEO


I feel bad that the captain actually thought he hurt him


Dang I didn’t know they sold Katana’s last time I went there 12:00 (look at the background of the shop)


Dragon lady: “it’s they/them”

JiDion: “aye, I’m pen/is”

@You=Trash One way of looking at it: Imagine he were gay and he was approaching <b>*you*</b> in the same manner, asking for your number or contact info in several different ways after you've said no several different ways. Obviously no one's getting physically molested here, but deliberately making someone uncomfortable in a sexual manner long after they've said no is kinda cringe.

@You=Trash One way of looking at it: Imagine he were gay and he was approaching **you** in the same manner, asking for your number or contact info in several different ways after you've said no several different ways. Obviously no one's getting physically molested here, but deliberately making someone uncomfortable in a sexual manner long after they've said no is kinda cringe.

Jeremy Thiessen quit watching the vid if u have a problem my boi

@You=Trash Asking for digits constantly in a round about way and sexual jokes. I mean if some random dude came up to me doing that for like a straight minute I'd feel uncomfortable too, sheep just watched this one woman get raped on a train until the police showed up, so whose to say you won't get another pervert coming up to talk to you? It's not like they made a big scene and started to threaten to get violent with him like most scummy sheep, they just told him to leave. Not a big deal.

Jeremy Thiessen bro acting like he sexually abused her 💀💀💀all he did was make her uncomfortable how is that being sexually agreessive

@Rickyfffff the dude told him to leave the them person

@Jeremy Thiessen<br>No, you're right. I see what you mean and definitely agree. I absolutely love this style, Brandon Buckingham and Hooligan Christian — But I admit, with Brandon AND JD, I get equally uncomfortable for people when they push it too far. It's not being a snowflake, it's just genuinely not funny to watch people in such discomfort like some of them are.

@Jeremy Thiessen
No, you're right. I see what you mean and definitely agree. I absolutely love this style, Brandon Buckingham and Hooligan Christian — But I admit, with Brandon AND JD, I get equally uncomfortable for people when they push it too far. It's not being a snowflake, it's just genuinely not funny to watch people in such discomfort like some of them are.

Jeremy Thiessen yeah most pranks make people uncomfortable we shouldn't treat her differently because she has pronouns..

@Kobinho rah I was basically asleep when I wrote that 💀 I meant the salad who told him to leave would have his bonce removed 💀

If I was a big built black man I’d of swiped his bonce. The type of snowflake with drug, alcohol and control issues. Probs did a madness to his sister😭

Jeremy Thiessen bro they shouldve told him to leave

Ayooooo I had to rewind I missed that 🤣🤣🤣


jidion where’s the video of u going to ur first day of work???


JiDion got exposed soo bad for scamming
👉https://youtu.be/hMO4ZeOEgBk


It's funny when he started to sing a part of "Lucid Dream" when the wholesome Captain was talking to him.

He's said "I still see the shadows in my room "


All jokes aside…The Captain was a great guy. Anybody knows whats this place called? Im gonna have to go support! I love what he's doing!

Texas Renaissance Festival in Huntsville


Bro really scream soo hard that fell of my chair


“What is she sayin? Turn on subtitles!”<br>Had me dying

“What is she sayin? Turn on subtitles!”
Had me dying


when is the next appeareance to the fair and collab with thou captain


Only if everyone was as nice as the CAPTAIN dude wow the world would be a much better place!! 🌎❤


10:30 This dude trying to act all tough when clearly Jidion is joking is so sad. No one is intimidated by you my guy.


When he started quoting Lucid Dreams I lost it

Same I’m suprised there aren’t more comments about it


Jidion: can u guys stop screw you guys are the only ones screaming
5 seconds later
Jidion:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🎉
🎉🎉🎉


I know you were just playing with him. But that dude was def genuine and mice to see he gave you a job that was funny shit. Maybe he thinks your Slow or Special.


“The invisible man without the bandages on.”  Dudes a genius 😂😂


its actually thine not thou, thou is like you, thine is like yours


I’m a big fan of Demarcus Cousins love his game. I do admit I did love him more when he was younger.

JiDion got exposed so bad for scamming
👉https://youtu.be/hMO4ZeOEgBk

You Stole this concept from Brandon Buckingham who posted it 2 weeks ago: https://youtu.be/fHNskQ7daf8


Holy shit thats crack santa who s saying that both parties are being controlled by the same people


This Video is funny asf, but literally everyone at that place was so Nice


By far the best video to date. Road to 69,000,000 subscribers⛽

We need a jidion and top notch collab all it takes is one of them to reach out to each other


Honestly if y'all are W's you should send me a dollar fr 💀💀 $ThemenWNBC


Lady: They/Them
Jidion: Pen/is
I died at that point💀

@Kathy Glass yea he shitted on this jokester alright

@Toby so i identify as a billionare ... yeah i didnt became a billionare... that's as ridiculous as saying you are a power ranger

@Toby Woman: Adult human female. Most prefer not to adhere to social constructionist's confirmation bias riddled pseudoscientific delusion

@Ty StillAlive some dumb sjw shit im not part of just aware of

@Paul George what does that even mean bro

The dude who comes out like a tough guy.....too serious

@Malodos  pretty much got some mental issues if they do that shit

@Toby yeah that's also called mental disorder

@Michael George somebody got the @ of they/them?

@YvanYvanovich Dont mind it, it's trying to argue about pointless things, clearly the thing had no father figure.

You didnt clear anything up, you sound delusional

@Malodos  there‘s the female and male sex, which is assigned at birth. then there‘s genders which people identify themselves as. they identified themselves as they/them and were born female. glad I could clear that up 👍

@Whyisdomhere? You're a child because you care about a stranger's viewpoint, a stranger on the internet at that.<br>No grown individual with responsibilities  got time to care for other's opinions.

@Whyisdomhere? You're a child because you care about a stranger's viewpoint, a stranger on the internet at that.
No grown individual with responsibilities  got time to care for other's opinions.

@Malodos  a child? you’re the one who’s too immature to actually listen to someone else’s viewpoint.

@Whyisdomhere? Maybe i just don't wanna read an essay made by a child on how people can be something other than male or female, you tell me..

@Malodos  If you’re too uneducated to read a paragraph just say so “lil buddy”

@Whyisdomhere? "🤓" Says right before typing the nerdiest essay, I ain't reading allat little guy.

@Malodos  “She’s a chick - 🤓” Just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean it does not exist. It’s a new concept sure, but non-binary people have always existed; they just didn’t have a way of knowing why they didn’t feel comfortable in their own bodies. You’re probably homophobic too because it “isn’t natural.”

@Whyisdomhere? That doesn't exist, she's a chick.

@Malodos  They’re non-binary, why do you feel the need to be an asshole?

She was fr like "I'm not a lady" 💀<br>You'd be blind and still tell.

She was fr like "I'm not a lady" 💀
You'd be blind and still tell.

@Michael George I’m tryna be the them to they ngl


Trolling to provoke people only to discover that most people are decent, honest human beings.


If he comes back and works with the captain than that’s gone be a w


i think the captain thought demarcus was mental


10:28 🤣. That dude really acting hard dressed like that counting his money 🤣🤣

Mans acting like he’s part of the Medici family.


i really hope he doesn’t just abandon captain


Okay like when the captain started talking about that heart to heart stuff he probably should've turned off the persona imo. However Jidion is probably the funniest dude i've ever seen! reminds me of content from Danny duncan in a way!

Captain came out with that wholesome shit, probably should have turned the character off. But I hope he understood it was a joke, but wanted someone with the joke. If he goes back hope he isn't rude and disruptive to they crew.

@David Yeah I really hope atleast in private jidon explains to the guy what was happening here and how he can't actually work for him that way the captain isn't letdown thinking he had a potential great worker and just had him be a no show.

Yea that was weird to watch. I know all the smooth brains and edgy teens get off on watching him never break character, but in real life, it really makes you look like a hollow shell of a human being.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5jJkHb6JE5To9aKwAC_AA/featured

absolute fukin legends


12:17  "This is the biggest moment of my life. This is bigger than lizzo. No pun intended"

😂 Nice save


What’s up with that dude telling you to leave? That’s her/they’s bf?


Captain definitely thought you rode the short bus there but he was a w

“Demarcus cousins the third you are so special” 🤣


we used to have a park just like this open all year but it went bankrupt and doenst exist anymore the land of ever will be missed


13:27 is this a JiDion video or is this a TLC show 🥺


bro the captain is tryna be real nice and JiDion is just singing xxxtentacion lyrics


Is  THY girlfriend single.  Thou means YOU.


@Fern he responded to “enardo” with the thumbs up emoji

I love u Enardo men you are my forever men!!!

bruh no way my favorite Rust youtuber watches my favorite irl youtuber


I feel like the captain thought he was autistic

Lowk cuz that’s what Jid was doin but he still a nice guy you gotta acknowledge that


7:36 “why do I have the feeling he’s said this before” I’m deaaaddd


One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates-🎈

Ok nice u copy and paste your comment like a million times bruh💀


why did the captain pull out the elucidator from sword art online


0:27 bro is dressed like a Tokyo revengers character


Who else saw that video of the jester who said “gimme a dollar”


Anyone taking him serious seeing a camera following is delusional


Captain is the real one he gets the n-word pass for free🎉


The Renaissance festival in Larkspur Colorado, has the same town crazy screaming at you for a dollar


Who tf is Pablo!?? Lmao, he just says things


Myra, how might I be able to call or email you?


Bro now I know why Demarcus Cousins The III stop uploading he is working for the Captin.


The girl on 1:59 is actually talking  very poor german


7:56 go slow motion, is that kid cosplaying zoro


JiDion, all the the capitals in JiDion? JD. D, D is the first letter in different. Different has two Ns in it. You know two words that start with n, natural and nice. First vowel in both words, A and I. AI. AI is smart. Smart rhymes with shart. Sharts usually smell bad. Bad, Breaking Bad. Walter White. White. JiDion is secretly white.


Captain guy looks like the one from gravity falls


That shirt is buttyman shirt support..lol


The way the pirates was talking they prolly think he special


What’s the address? They gave such a good experience and you gave no shoutout????


MY GUY GOT FUCKIN DARK REPULSER FROM SAO IN THE DARK TIMES WTF!?!? 8:09


10:32 HUHHHHH????????? Who is this guy???!?!?!?!?!! Mans needs to back of of JiDion’s rizzz!


Why was captain shit face holding the dark repulser from sao in the second half 😂😂


The cop in the beginning looks identical to Chris kyle


10:13. Shit was CRINGEY ASFFFF. “But I am beautiful” “I would” . I mean be confident but why do they have to be so pretentious and corny 🗿🤦🏼♂


Was that old man that asked for the same old man that spoke out against politics or something like that ?


This kinda allgasnobreaks content is so fuckin funny


How can I finish without my Demarcus- 👴🏻


You so funny. But stay away from my woman :)


lol she's fanning his underskirt at the beginning @38


Ay W captain but nobody ever told him were the brothels were


The internet is making is making our future generations fucked.


na i lowkey just started watching jidion im fcking with him bro got amazing vibes


yea bro i just heard it was looking for this


Bruh did you keep in touch wit da captain


Gimme a like if you've seen the captain at a Ren faire.


They/them pronouns back when people had real problems? More like daddy/issues


THE XXTENTACGHUIOKJN LYRICS IM CRYIJNGFVFGHGVCV


oh that dude trying to "stand up" for his boy/girl (whatever the fuck she is then) is the funniest thing. I come back to this part of the video every now and then. He's so petty. The way he comes with money counting in hand, the look in his eyes. Lmao. What a petty dude.

they are probably not even in relationship


9:46 dat girl fine lookin like gwen stacyy ouuuuuu i need me dat anyways captain real🥷🏾frrr


bro on 0:25 is that the guy from the backflip videos from the phone repair videos


JIDION FUFILL YO PROMISE U GOTTA GO BACK

if JiDion were to work full time as a pirate, he'd go broke when he's out spending 40k on personal jets to make WNBA videos


Jidion by any chance do u know where is the location of this place is and  which State is it?


is jidion the only black guy in these festivals?

in the video he came across the guy he calls lil baby


When is the next pirate video dropping ? Your at 550k likes demarcus III


It's this the same person who do that asmr shorts and say sup faaaam


Bro that girl went from a 10 to a 5 real quick


MY COUSIN ELI WAS THERE HE SHOWED ME A PIC OF U WITH HIM


I'm so inmpressed by the leather dragon master im deleting YouTube,


What's the name of the girl making those dragon things?


Didn't know why that dude was so fucking sensitive and petty for no reason till i came to this video and saw 10:00 ,i can definitely see why now.


Why that officer look like Bradley Cooper ?


Yo u got more then 120 thousand likes when u going back there


bro, where you at not gonna lie that place looks dope.


another guy with really big nickname huh []


Where is this fair at? It looks familiar


9:55 .....broo these people 🤦🏽♂🙄😒 ......


Anybody ever tell you you look like Carson wentz?

Who?

 he's a scrub  🤣


Did he just said somalia are not the fun pirates


Ain't among the living though but good sentiment I guess.


We do not want to start a world war.

However,


everybody being nice to the black guy out of fear.

@Hi I'm Beautiful what kind of privilege?

@nfals yeah, cancelled in real life lol. no one talks or notices the minority privilege.


is no one gon talk bout how the "they/them" dude @ the dragon builshit literally look like a chick, idk mayb im buggin but shits gettin outta hand i rlly dont know who gotta peen no more

That is a chick… are you dumb? She just identifies with the terms “they them” which is ridiculous but that’s obviously a female


Yo that girl straight up transcended gender and became plural.


In the medieval sense, only the wife of a nobleman was a lady. If you were a peasant woman, you would never be considered a lady.


Who needs fucking YouTube when you get a pirate guy that fucking loves you that pirate guy was top G


Oh no not the they/them in the renaissance 😂 pretty sure there was no non-binary bs beck then .. not very authentic pretty lady from portal 7 ..  her  boy got so defenses hahaha he felt the pressure around damarcus Cousin the 3rd 😂


10:30
Something tells me this isn't the first time Toast Malone over here has said that to a POC. Guy had crazy racist vibes all over.


is there not 1 white NBA fan there come on i thought everybody knows Cousins

how would someone in the crowd have reacted differently if they knew who DeMarcus Cousins was tho?


Thy title is ungrammatical. "Thou" is a nominative pronoun, not a possessive. Thou canst say, "Is thy girlfriend single," or "Thou art my girlfriend.".


Omgawd this so cringe <br>U got the center of attention 😅

Omgawd this so cringe
U got the center of attention 😅


@Corey In the house thanks man appreciate it!


too bad reporting doesnt have options for stupid content

@jules Im repenting because Im a Christian, and when God gave me a new heart, I gained a natural desire to be holy.
Like it says:
He who is unjust, let him be unjust still; he who is filthy, let him be filthy still; he who is righteous, let him be righteous still; he who is holy, let him be holy still.”

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName that’s a sin, that’s a lukewarm Christian. repenting is horrible. eben ik that.

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName so your repenting to only go to heaven?

@jules So what are you saying? I should listen to a 16 yr old instead of the Bible? <br>Im not saying I never sinned. I wasnt always a Christian. Im saying I dont live in sin and when I sin by mistakes, I repent.

@jules So what are you saying? I should listen to a 16 yr old instead of the Bible?
Im not saying I never sinned. I wasnt always a Christian. Im saying I dont live in sin and when I sin by mistakes, I repent.

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName so your saying, you’ve never sinned in your whole life time? your winning right now arguing with a 16yr old when ur like mid 30s, we get it your insecure, in your moms basment, and still a virgin

@jules believe what you want. Jesus said, "So then, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of My mouth."

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName what r u on about, ur a full grown man arguing w a 16yr old, that’s embarssinggg lol

@jules Im quoting you a Bible verse. That people who sin willfully aren't saved.
There's a difference between living in sin (sinning willfully), and accidental sin you repent of (stop doing).
And if you say to yourself (Im going to sin and repent later). Or (Im going to sin because eveyrone does), Or (Im going to give into temptation).
Then youre guilty of living in sin, and arent saved.
You're arguing, Im debating. Speak for yourself.

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName what? everyone sins, you sin, you arguing with me is a sin. we’re both sinning right not, what r you on about? everyone sins, r u mentally ill? Your acting like you’ve never sinned in your lifetime, which you have.. that’s disgusting, no one is perfect expect god and Jesus. Jesus never sinned, but we sin.

@jules "Whoever abides in Him does not sin. Whoever sins has neither seen Him nor known Him." 1 John 3:6
<br>"For if we sin willfully after we have received the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins"

@jules "Whoever abides in Him does not sin. Whoever sins has neither seen Him nor known Him." 1 John 3:6
"For if we sin willfully after we have received the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins"

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName everyone does sin, you sin, even the most holiest Christian’s sin, everyone does. everyone expect Jesus. <3

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName it’s literally in the Bible, got will always forgive. no matter what sin we do, he will always, expect the unforgivable sins ofc. god will always forgive, do you not know that? if we apologize and pray to him he will. <3

@jules if everyone sins, like you say. then explain this verse:
"Whoever abides in Him does not sin. Whoever sins has neither seen Him nor known Him." 1 John 3:6

and if God forgives, like you say. explain this verse:
"For if we sin willfully after we have received the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins"

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName everyone sins, hes jsut doing it to make people laugh, I mean we have all acted like he’s acting before. We just need to ask got for forgiveness, god always forgives.

@Big Rig  believe what you want, and be tolerant all you want. one of us is wrong

@inJ͟͞e͟͞s͟͞u͟͞sName aside from religion you are entitled to your own opinion. As a Muslim I tolerate all religious beliefs.

@jules believing in God means nothing. In fact, Jesus says many people who call Jesus "Lord" wont be saved. Because they sin

jidion is a Christian, idk I noticed Jesus in ur name but he believes in god


ahem, ahem.... the correct lingo would have been is "THY" girlfriend single... just sayin.


You’re manipulating people - not cool tbh


Anybody else find him loud and obnoxious here? I would not want him near me when making videos, lol.


I actually am not sure how people find these videos funny.


the caption prolly thought he was autistic


The chick at 9:47 is really pretty. Too bad she's insane...


"Dont put me on no pornhub witchu. Got some hot ladies on there?"

"No dudes"

"AW fuck"


That they/them bullshit.. how are you not a lady?? You’re a damn lady


sir Thomas or whatever can't use that word


Bro rizzz up that girl pronouns they/yhem boyfriend came in cock block


When a girl says that her pronouns are they them, it's time to stop


lmao they them in medivial, americans aint mentally stable


Bro that captain dude was trying fuck you like can't people see that tht whole part with the captain was just fucking ridiculously lokey some rapist type Shii asking the booty for the job 😶🤣😂


You should of asked for a bag of the captains pubes 😂😂😂😂


Jid: fuck that nigga
Sir Thomas: he's a Spaniard
😂😂


Fuck that ninja...... He's a spaniard lol


Hahahah when that angry dyke started beating you with the stick, damn she was out for blood 😭😭


I know his big ass didn’t just snatch that hoe out the air lmaooo


Do you actually think the captain does this for white folk?


Fuck that nigga 🤣 “I don’t know if I would say that” I’m wheezing


Dis guy jidion a hypocrite mayb he was jus trolling but he told dat guy to be more quiet n cuts to him fucken screaming🤣🤣


"arrrg .. Give me your booty ....NOT LIKE THAT THOUGH ..." pure genious


<b>Bruh...we not gonna say anything...that mf on the ground who said "give me a dollar"..was he wearing some sort of face-alteration from a make-up artist? Mf look like Thanos and Jada Pinkett made a love-child.</b>

*Bruh...we not gonna say anything...that mf on the ground who said "give me a dollar"..was he wearing some sort of face-alteration from a make-up artist? Mf look like Thanos and Jada Pinkett made a love-child.*


The captain defo thought you were Autistic or smth


These whites can see through the racism. It’s weird.

"these whites" nice to see your not part of the problem... totally.........


Bro idk how the fuck you keep a straight face saying all that 😂😂😂😂


HEY IDIOT. THE PISTOL IS CALLED A FLINT LOCK >:( STAY IN CHARACTER


you do realise he is 1 out of 46,000,000,000 people right? so since sharks are rude and in the ocean everything in the ocean is as mean as a shark? or the favt colbine was shot up by white kids does that mean every white kid is a school shooter? fr gain some prespective


Who are this guy's subscribers? White people who have never seen a black dude? This isn't funny. He's just acting like a normal outgoing African-American male.

But yeah alot of reactions are weirdly different sometimes than white you tubers. I am saying that as a Dutch white male and I think that you are not wrong.

He's overacting a bit though for the videos but he's funny as hell so no complaints here 😂.


Dude you are disgusting and you think you are funny but you are just disrespectful.


he's got autistic levels of eye contact frs


I think the captain literally thought he had a mental illness or something


Wow this dude walks around trying to start fights or antagonize with people half his size. Why?!


Bro just fucking trolled a man into giving him a job while not trying to get a job


At first it seemed like you were genuinely keen but then you were just a dick most of the time... cool video bro.


Learn to lighten up and take a joke, dork.


1:07 isn't that the guy exposing the deep state government


they/thems are the most annoying humans on earth.


reminding of the good ol days when sla cough cough dies...


Jesus fuck, that woke couple. "I'm they/them" "Mine are pen/is" So fucking toxic man.


Our kids our fucked. "I was born a male but want to be a female that identifies as a male." people that identify as anything other than what they their chromosomes say they are need to be put in a fucking psych ward


Congrats on out-weirding the weirdos lmao 😂


i think the captain thought he was special


He was sayin gime a dollar cuz that’s all that blk ppl ask for wen they’re in middle school lol. & yes, go in there acting like a fool, nice.


Thr caption dude def watched this video 💀


Jidion - you need to go back, find that captain dude and find out about him - his personal circumstances - he might be someone struggling in life. - you trolled him throught and took advantag for your video.


one of the only black guys there, and ofcourse the most obnoxious person of all. This is why people get rascist, cause you people never respect other people.


jidion is so hot and sexy and should pin this comment


Damn mr white knight trying to save the day 10:35

He want that medussy if you know what I 😊mean


jidion is the black version of filthy frank


العقيد معمر القذافي


"Im pen/is" hahahahaha im shitting my pants


that is a female, imagine playing into the delusion that she isn’t?


Omg bruh your so funny and now I totally have to go a Renaissance faire


Ask the woman and find out if she’s single


You commented on my freind Amanda’s tiktok where she try’s to trip someone then he smacked tf outa her if you don’t answer this you fake “if he can’t break bread he fake” lemme flex


This dude isn't funny hes annoying...wtf


Cant believe that man let him eat off his turkey leg😥


"He did cheat upon me.."
"Fucking bitch bro!"

LMFAO


I just wonder what he is think when he was talking to him..


im never buying those leather dragons from hide from that 70s show ever again


"They/them" lol! How many people live inside her?!


Shes doing medevil, they /them  smfh. Woww


Teenie youtubers are unfunny af .. yall retarded


Of all the people, girl in the thumbnail is the only one that cosplays as something fictional in real life too. 🤣


cuts out the part where he gets his ass beat by the girl lmfao!!!


9:55

Pronouns didn’t exist in medieval times. Dumdum


I like how the comment 'All jokes aside. The captain is honestly a real one.' From  @PanthersFan123 really got 433 comments of the 500 saying just fr. Lmao. I liked every single one and looked at every single comment lmao. Ima play cod now


10:38. I cant tell if this is in character or not lmaoo


They always act like giddy excited children. All this "WOOOOOOAAAHHHHH, WOOOOOAAAAAAHAHHHHHH" infront of crowds..... If a guy like me did that, instant tackle to the floor and arrested. When they do it, we just collectively roll our eyes and let them get a free pass.


eh they were alright he probably just got a little anxious about a dude rizzing up his baddie i might do the same

@MightyKingYoung the woman/person was fine

@Ninshu dude definitely wears a fedora on a daily basis

@Ok_Imagination She's fuckin' HOT though. Guess she's that typical "mean girl" stereotype.

Lol people really need to learn how to lighten up. My man is clearly trolling, talking about portals and messenger pigeons and shit and she's taking all of it seriously while jokingly feeding into it at the same time. Then the Twitch mod steps out of the tent with permabans in hand lol.

Dude they're the worst humans I've seen all week!!

woke? this guy was being a massive disrespectful cunt. since when is it woke to want to be treated with respect?


Yo who used "They/Them" in the middle ages <br>F that whole booth yo, especially off brand Whang

Yo who used "They/Them" in the middle ages
F that whole booth yo, especially off brand Whang


Can’t believe he saw lil baby that’s crazy


"Im not a lady, They/Them"

"And thats my que ti exit, cya!"


yoo the guy just place lyrics of lucid dream haha


11:33 the way she hitting him got to be racist jp jp bro damn how tf u lose lol


10:25 i was thinking like damn thats a pretty girl 💀

turns out she needs a doctor and looney asylum


That was lame af for you to mess with the captain he was such a genuine guy trying to be nice to your stupid ass and youre fucking with him


they needed jidion in the crew for diversity reasons


The person at the dragon stall looks like the wizard from clash royal😭😂


I love the Captan he's suck a lovely guy


@†eeπ × ? shes a karen sjw who cant even stay in character at a medieval festival, thats terrible taste.

@MightyKingYoungsorry to inform you but i do have standards, it's just that your tastes aren't as good as mine

lmao i'd love to see a boxing match between that white knight talking that shit


When he started to say the lucid dreams lyrics had me


I can’t take it serious when they keep saying Demarcus cousins the 3rd 💀💀


10:27 bro been listening on the low and came as soon as she was about to slip🤣🤣🤣


5:55 ELITE BARB. HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE COSTS 3 ELIXIR HOLY SHIT. ELITE BARBARIANNNN


How tf is that not a lady at 10.30? Lol I went back and watched it 3 times like no way that’s a dude


Bruh I really hope you still pop out there once in a while


Nah bro, we don't deserve you in this reality, you deserve more than this 💀


lmfao "what she sayin? turn on the subtitles" i died lol


You all talking about the captain it seems like a good guy but I'm more curious about that person he was talking about the dragons too do you think he was getting somewhere with that person


👁👄👁 “500?!?” 😂

👁👄👁 “500?!?” 😂


Thats probably how lil baby would've reacted 😂😂 omg that's funny asf


Dude was salty as fck JiDion hitting on his dragon chick


1:07 Homeless dude asking for a dollar is an internet legend. I wonder if jidion knows ...


Global north: can I get a bite?
Global south: hands over turkey
*Micronomics in a nutshell*

Global north: can I get a bite?
Global south: hands over turkey
**Micronomics in a nutshell**


Ay looks like you found your people fr on this one😂the only dbags were the dragon people. Go figure🐲


11:00 call of booty nah she matched his energy fr xD


Bro really started reciting juice wrld lyrics at 14:29


They definitely think he’s on the spectrum


10:30 a real gentleman 👏 🙌  the best always!!!
You are amazing ❤
I don't understand why a lot of people follow someone like this dude.


As if gender language was a thing back than 🤮


Who lives in a box in the back of the ship? I was like wtf did I just hear 😂


I gotta go to one of these these people seem amazing 😂


Living his best life and then there's me... Heha f*** this sh*t


10:04 You're not my thing man but pen / is - you cl/owned her good bruh


3:23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

3:23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭


Theres no way he just said his pronouns are Pen/is


All you feeling sorry for the “captain” that probably threw most fun he’s had  doing a show. He’s clearly a comedian cause he knows how to deal with a heckler. You think he wants to do a knock off spongbob show at renaissance fair? He actually got to put some jokes on JiDion. You all are some baby Karen’s in the comments 😂


She really thinks they/them existed in medieval times


Bruh that captain guy is a fuckin real one


I still see your shadows in my room😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


There isn’t a single funny moment. You’re jus obnoxious and annoying

someones jelious they arnt as fun and viberant


Bro I was about to comment on how awesome the captain was but I saw everyone else was doing it so I thought instead of spreading happiness I’ll spread the negativity. How about the guy in the shop? What was his problem? You were just tryna spit your riz and he had to come out there and blocketh your cocketh


Bro you gotta go back to the captain in a future video


"You guys motivated me so much after this I'm going to Somalia to become a pirate"


3:45 why would you dress up as a slutty police officer at a renessaince fair

Lol i didnt even notice them, what were they thinking


Bruuuuh. The “I think you should go now” guy was such a little bitch 😂 What a tool lmao My god


Tod mission I used to work construction on that very renaissance fair. I was eating lunch while working on this cafe when a helicopter crashed into the pond out back.


the captain probably thought he was special


Eww she’s a they/them woulda walked away instantly..🤮


When he told that cop to unequip and go get a musket 😂


No gon Cap. The Captain moved some cardiac muscles in me . Big W


I went to this last year, going again this month


They guy asking for a dollar is the dude exposing the government in the videos that went viral 😮


Captain is the only one who didn’t kick him from the place


the kid in the captain america costume 😂😂 10:50


that captain crunch looking guy is a real top g


I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE I GAVE YOU. TRUE POETRY🥲🥲🥲🥲


Bro really gave you a bite of his turkey


Hahaha 😂 you gotta bounce outta there when she has pronouns


It’s fucking 00:27 and I’m fucking crying this is too funny man


i find it so funny they lowkey think he got mental problems lmaooo


I think I came to this place like a year before Jidion


Why do black people like to always make fun of white people, but make fun of them and there shows up black lives matter🤣


I honestly don't know if they were being sarcastic and they thought Demarcus was retarded or sumn but this shit is funny asf🤣🤣


10:27.... Buddy thinks he saved they/them. what a White Knight


not the mini penny wise 1:41 - 1:46 lmao


"I think its time for you to go" says the ugly nerd out of nowhere like an NPC. Bro if JiDion wasn't a nice guy and a youtuber and it was someone else I would tell him to get fucked. Also the blonde was a solid 8.


"thank you" "thank you" "thank you" "thank you"


This dude fr just joined white beards crew


everyone talkin about the captain but I wanna know what the "homeless" dude from that one video of exposing the government is doing there


So wheres the follow up vid? Sitting at 500k likes my friend lol


that captain def thought that jidion is autistic lmao


11:33 she was enjoying that a bit too much 😂😂


Anyone peep that homeless white guy with tge broen


Idk no why he makes me so mad! Dude sounds like he gets mad at stuff he does! Only high IQ gets that. Some stuff be funny, but a lot be weird and not funny


you gotta go back ! be part of the crew !


But really what’s a tag for that caged hottie?


Ngl pretty cool but also cringe! But I love the vids


rubbed one out just for the captain cause he a real one


No way bro started singing juice wrld lyrics<br>Captain a real one fr he jus trying to make people happy

No way bro started singing juice wrld lyrics
Captain a real one fr he jus trying to make people happy

Didn’t know that I was able to have 50 letters lol


al ne covjek je retardiran al na dobar nacin


Honestly tho the LADY was pretty attractive until the whole "they/them" bullcrap


I would pay 299 to see him and kim jong un in the same room


Can you put fu ck Tyron at the end of the vid 😊


how is no one talking about the ringtone LMAO


Why did the pirate have a sword from SAO😭


I hope he stayed in touch with the captain


14:28 I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM, CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU


Bro is too powerful, he needs to be stopped


Bro I get so much second hand embarrassment that I think if I watch this long enough I wont ever get embarrassed irl


the 'they them' shit makes no sense lmao


when he started saying lines from Juice wrld 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


I love how people are fucking dumb xD "they/them" wtf is that planet of apes? XD nicely executed "mr" pen/is xD


Moral of the Video:<br>holy crap captains r sick

Moral of the Video:
holy crap captains r sick


shoulda gave that guy a dollar hes a trip


I love the DAO music in the jousting event


wtf this the ren fest in houston. i’m here every year i was prob there when you were that’s crazy


It's a pronounce for mentally disabled people


How does this dude walk in doing the most absurd shit and walk out with a job application


Bro almost got eliminated the sword fight lol


Dude yall know who the gimme a dollar guy is right? He's the dude that was talking about how the government is trying to divide the weak from strong, left and right..


That pirate is a fucking guy man got love him


i wonder if they think you’re special needs 😭


a musket during that time? you mean a sword and shield ?


"how can i finish without my demarcus"  14:52


Did you ever fill out the application? I feel sad for the captain...


that pirate guy prob thinks Hes special needs


1:06 wasn't that the guy who was wearing like a Christmas hat and spouting stuff about the government


Bro the fact that the auction guy prob thought he had autism or sum disability and was genuinely disappointed and upset


I like how his name is Demarcus Cousins but he not  DeMarcus Cousins


Captain was so humble , and this MF was rapping " i still see shadows in my room "😂😂😂😂😂😂, he is the best YouTuber ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭


The captain thought he had special needs or something lol


Black people doing very VERY white people things is entertaining


0:38 the guy in the back cooling his privates 😂😂


"I think it's time for you to go".......... They/them can't speak for themselves? Jealous boyfriend/theyfriend lol. What a simp


"I think it's time for you to go" <br>That guy has 0 maidens

"I think it's time for you to go"
That guy has 0 maidens


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"You're a youtuber!"<br>"No I'm a pornhuber"

"You're a youtuber!"
"No I'm a pornhuber"


Brooo literally started singing juice wrld 😂😂😂


10:28 Look at him trying to be the hero 🤣


they were way more nicer to you than they were to lofe


10:26 shordy is actually cute why the pretty ones gotta be onnat weird gender shits🤦🏽♂🤣


The guy bidding jidion on the sword is planted by the people selling the swords. Make more money by upping the price


i became a drunken pirate a  medieval faire myself  P:


bro that prick in the blue defo thought he was the main character


this the funniest dude i have ever seen lmaooooo


What that guy in the left at 0:39  tryna do


You should go back to this place and shoutout the spot on your social medias to bring your fan base there. Bring out the boys to the pirates treasure action snd turn that bitch up for the captain


10:31 why did the guy tell him to go? Wish there was more context

@Pixelander cuz JiDion was macking on her

What more context do you need lmao. He was obviously white knighting for his work crush


Just don't lil durk me idk why that killed me


LETS GIVE DEMARCUM CUSIN THE 3RD A SHOUT OUT FOR MAKEING MY MOK THINK UTS A MOVEI 😂


ngl you forgot to get a pickle from the pickel man in the back, in houston


He basically played the kahjeet role irl 😂


I’m so pissed off that a pretty woman like 7:05 wants to be a they wtf is going on in this world

@acereject modernity embrace masculinity


9:46 idk about you but the pen/is pronouns made me loose it 😂😂 ☠

Nah 11:40 is better 😭


they definitely think he’s special needs


DAMN THE CAPTAIN IS TOO REAL! DAMN. ssssshhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh


bruh there's no way they actually be using pen and paper😭😭I thoight all of it was an act but idk


“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.”
John 3:16


“Feels like I’m back in the good old days!”
Slavery: exists

“Feels like I’m back in the good old days!”
Slavery: *exists*


Yoo Brody should donate to the captain. That guys cool as shit


When the elf came out of his hut to defend his girl 💀

@Fresh gamer_233 guess she was just bein polite and he said what was on her mind since she did not intervene

@Fresh gamer_233 thier jargin is strange but he was wed to the it

Really tho what's the context cause they were really just talking it wasn't that weird why did dude tell jidion he hade to go I don't get it


whats the quickest way to marry the captain guy help


I really think you should go back again and see the captain


Bitches are tomboys then swear they’re some special pronoun lmao


we love the captain, but that nigga got the sword from SAO💀


"....cause i still see shadows in my room, and i cant take back the love i gave you" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha son


Captain actually thought you were depressed


He should’ve respected her them/thou pronouns


“How can I finish without my Demarcus… my Demarcus Cousins the third”


Dude said that’s a Sponge Bob intro and everybody got quiet! 😂😂😂😭😭


At the end when he said nobody has ever acknowledge him like he was a man In bandages I’m the same I was sick✌ For school after the day was over I texted my friend to see if anybody noticed I was gonna nobody did😥 nobody cares about me expect my fam👨👩👧👧


This mf just completing extra missions in the world and we getting these rare cutscenes


Bruh where in the bat shit have i seen that couple in the thumbnail


Damn, of course the prettiest girl out there is some mentally unstable weirdo, calling herself they/them lol.


Too bad all the other black people got stuck at the Civil War exhibit. The Asians must be visiting the the Railway museum.


“What is she saying? Turn on subtitles” lmao this dude


14:29 "I still see the shadows in my room, can't take back the love that i gave you"


Am I the only one that feels like the captain may have some freaky anterior motives here?


I fucking love this man💀💀 and the captain dude i fucking love thisss💀💀💀


God sent his only son to earth not so the earth will be condemned but so we might have everlasting life. We are saved through the blood of the lamb!!


Bro walked in there for a joke and walked with a job 😂


How many wars could have been solved with a hypeman like DeMarcus Cousins III.?


bro istg they all thought jidion had autism since they coped w his bs so hard lmaoooo and offered support


how tf do u say shit with a straight face lmao


Captain is a bigger W than me and my middle name starts with W 💀


You know what man i fuck with this. Been watching some of your vids after eceryone bashed you cuz i figured i might as well form my own opinion, and man they were all wrong. My channel isnt jack shit, but Id collab with you before damn near anyone lol Just not on pornhub


Lollllll. 😂 😂 😂. What the fuck did I just watch?


Jesus Christ is the truth reach out, nothing but respect


1:47 hey Brody, when did da baby go medival?


The real question is: "where the brothel is ?"


yooo when the dude that came out counting money that was gold.


That dude counting the money was insecure AS FUCK lmao


Bruh lmao this renaissance festival is so close to my house, been going since I was a kid 😂


Gay people got attitude issues but than again they are lost in the brain of the gender.


They low key thought jidion was a make a wish kid


Bro had me dead when he started reciting juice wrld lyrics


Bruh my uncle was the big red head in the black at the end 😂😂


Captain really gave Demarcus a whole pep talk based on a fake festival shits down bad


Bro anyone else see johnny and amber turd they/them im pen/is lol


He’s Spaniard, not my parents being from Spain


this is so stupid but its great at the same time. also your mom........


ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE HES BANNED. PLEASE FINISH THE AUCTION SCENE.


No way the captain didn’t think you’re mentally impaired.


Jidion, my man did you get part of the Crew I have to know now, like this is you’re childhood right here


We got the 125k likes, now we gotta see the follow up


Is his name actually Demarcus Cousin III???


14:34 it’s until the point where i love and i hate you


10:32 When the 100 lbs pirate wizard pulls up counting cash nobody is playin games anymore.


This was one of his worst videos he’s ever made


that captain bro please tell me that you actually joined him


I love the captain. He is bringing happiness to the people.


"What is she saying?"<br>"Turn on subtitles" 🤣

"What is she saying?"
"Turn on subtitles" 🤣


Yooo stop you not coming Somali 😂😂😂 🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴


Bro started singin lucid dreams to the captain


The pirate remind of The Rock for some reason 🥲🥹


Whenever I feeling shitty I watch the part with the captain. That man has got a grasp on life


I'M PEN/IS ROFLMAO XDDDD I also love how he starts juice wrld lyrics out of nowhere.


"I was drinking coke and when he said "turn on subtitles" i on god deadass spit it all over my setup


I’m 15:21 in the video and I just noticed yo shirt said homiesexual


This whole video was and emotional roller coaster


10:10 you can always tell them by how bitter they look 😂😂  just a distinct look they generally have lmao

10:10 you can always tell them by how bitter *they* look 😂😂  just a distinct look they generally have lmao


they/them was diggin’ it - hoping you would have rescued it from the pimp ass doorknob counting a third of next months rent money!🤣


@jidion them likes ran up bro where’s the follow up video?


8:08 ain't that krito's sword from sao 💀


you need to make a video w the captain! he was so sweet


I love when the dude said I feel like that was not first time you said that


This became a funny ass video to joining the straw hat pirates to find the one piece ong


This reminds me of that one Clarence episode


bro you need to go back and work there i would watch all of it!


im from europa and this is so good. more of this videos plz 14:47 thasts whast i mean de marcus cousin  the 3rd hahah


ǝɔux˥ǝɔuxɥƆ⇂


LEGENDS SAY HE SAILING ACROSS THE SEA KNOWN AS DEMARCUS COUINS THE III


All jokes aside. Cap is literally W mans


“Turn on the subtitles” bro that killed me💀💀


The way he quoted juice wrld das some respect fr fr


Captain boutta make me cry I love that man


man that captain is a geniune good soul thats so rare i love him <3


disniga the captain stay rocking that sword art online sword dark repulser 8:08


This dude is LIKE SOOO OH MY GAWDD WHITE WASHED... LOL... So white inside and out. Lol... Name should be Pete stevens! 😂 like TOTALLY


16:40 ay the vid got almost 480k likes need that video of him comin back 👀


Łüķå vëłjåñøśķï


The Captain is the best thing on this planet fr


He really used a juice wrld lyric to the captain


I really wish instead of dababy at the end it was "GIMME A DOLLA" like he said Great vid btw


7:26 is the best bit "bro i'll do whatever you want!"


nah he was just scared you was gonna come back with a<br> mp5 and shoot up the scene for his low-key racism that and he wanted 300 hunnid extra

nah he was just scared you was gonna come back with a
 mp5 and shoot up the scene for his low-key racism that and he wanted 300 hunnid extra


he even threw down a whip that's kinda wild


I think that whip joke was kinda outta pocket


Though the Captain was tremendous, sir Thomas was hilarious hahaha. "well idk that I would say that" 😂


bro i was crying when the captain was giving that speech but then i started dying laughing when he started singing lucid dreams


Damn the captain has such great energy, love it when these vids end on a wholesome note


10:30 bro was not tryna lose his wife he knew jidion riz was too good


He straight trolled the captain so hard.  Hahahahaha


“ because like I still see the shadows in my room” “and I can’t take back the love I gave you” bro that was the funniest shit I’ve ever heared


The guy that said “you the TikTok guy?” Is literally wearing a Tokyo Revengers coat


its either the captain thought jidion has autism or hes just an amazing person


bro im still waiting for hime to be a pirate


That captain is such a fucking great person man! ❤❤


they thought he was special ed and tried to give him a job. nooo this is so sweet. part 2?


Yo what’s going on in the back left at 0:38 💀💀


Bro really quoted juice world in the middle of that convo I love it


I just wanna go to show respect to the captain! What a fucking G!


ur the funniest human being ever i swear


that dude at the dragon shop counting the money is a scumbag coming out hatin cuz he gets no maidens


i started crying when the captain showed up


I’m A sound cloud  rapper so I’m free😂😂😂

I’m A sound cloud  rapper so I’m free😂😂😂


Kissing the homies good night is not gay its Homiesexual


Boy said that's a big meow meow that got me good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


The captain made my day and almost tear up DeMarcus cousins the third will forever appreciate this


No offense Demarcus Cousins The III but the captain prolly thought you were special💀


Captain 100% thought jidion was autistic


bro made the strongest bond with the pirate captain.


Bro had me geeking 😂 u gotta do 1 say with captain


11:57 "u got some hot ladies" nah dudes "oh fuck"


I love that that kid just let him take a bite of that turkey leg😂


Why do I feel like the captain thought jidion was autistic


hey jidion you are bluffing bro you can't come to somalia . yow actually that is good idea for a video (i became a somali pirate)


I hope you actually stayed in contact with him


I feel like the captain thought he was mentally challenged


I still see shadows in my room can’t take back the love that I gave you real cousins


Bro captain dude lowkey almost made me cry bro. Sh*t was moving fr.


lol you should have dressed as a slave at the renaissance festival...


10/10. Authentic AF. The quality of the content, depends on the love put into it.

you can say this to any video on this platform, and I'm pretty sure you have. Copy paste


Man that captain blokes a true MF, his words of wisdom & just outright heart & passion for what he does.<br>You need to go back & show him your appreciation his words spoke out for all your fans

Man that captain blokes a true MF, his words of wisdom & just outright heart & passion for what he does.
You need to go back & show him your appreciation his words spoke out for all your fans


999 i still see your shadow’s in my room can’t take back the love that i gave you, lit my bro 🔥


“F*ck that Ni**a!”

“Now I don’t know if I would’ve said that-“


I love the captain. I love this place. I need to be there.  😁😁😁


bro this channel some of the funniest shit ive ever seen love from london hahahah


10:29 "i think it's time for you to go" - 🐶👹


Bro said "if you don't got a job, you need to step up your game" 😭


10:40 clown...tryna be a white knight so bad


bro you have to at least go back once or twice and do the job. that would be hilarious and awesome. help that guy out. he believed in Demarcus cousins the third!!!


This man’s just ability to go up to strangers and just be a straight up menace to society makes me uncomfortable on a different level


The one fucking day i didnt go he does. And in my town


bro this captain mf is actually such a good dude


Can I just say how bad that  they them was


this man really said wheres the kings wife lmaoooooo im dead u a real one so is the captian hes a great dude


When bruh started “ I still see your shadows in my room”😂😂😂


I feel like the captain is being extra nice to this guy because he boosted sales by 30% item was going for 200- Demarcus the cousin 3rd bids it up to 280 on himself and puts that energy out to get outbid. Straight up pirates robbing people  8:12


Can you unequip the Glock and change to a musket 😂


When he says “feels like I’m back in the good old days”😂


The Captain is the biggest GOAT I’ve ever seen


honestly that guy was so wholesome i need a friend that him


12:47 based based based - W man W - based based based haha - gr8 guy- man w jidion haha + w content n editing^

7:30 i have to bcareful how i say whip it out💀💀- w jidion bro literally shatters th rgdsms shxt ^


if everyobd did cash app him a dollar he would be a millionaire 🤩


Captain was a good guy I wanna meet him real bad


I like how this is the first time that he got pulled aside and is not getting in trouble or arrested.


Who lives in hell who never comes out Devil  scare pants


Such an npc 😂😂😂 I think it’s time to go, i think it’s time to go, i think it’s time to go 🤫


<b>When he got hired by the pirate that was life-changing to look at good for him hopefully we get more videos with the pirate we need more pirate videos immediately</b>

*When he got hired by the pirate that was life-changing to look at good for him hopefully we get more videos with the pirate we need more pirate videos immediately*


My Guy actually believes he's special needs 🤣🤣🤣


13:38 🥺🥺🥺🥺 omg this is so warm and wholesome I love it.


whats the dragon girl @... at the 10:25 mark


Demarcus Cousins the III needs to be apart of the crew


thou captain shall now reciveth infinite bitches


The employee yells at the other employee for hitting him too hard😂😂😂💀💀💀💀


The star pupil part was lowkey wholesome


the bidding scene ad for your merch was impeccable


Captain: You left me hanging, didn’t you?<br>Demarcus Cousins III: I blue balled you, fuck 😔

Captain: You left me hanging, didn’t you?
Demarcus Cousins III: I blue balled you, fuck 😔


I kinda hope he actually does the Renaissance festival and is apart of the captains crew


14:30 "I still see the  shadows in my room, I can't take back the love that I gave you"💀


THIS IS THE FUNNYIST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEENENNNNN HOLY SHITEEEEEE THIS IS ONG THE  THE 0IHWrwehBNRHPOJWEg[ok gweP[KGWE


the editor didn’t add in the gimme a dollar


I'm here sick ASF with COVID and just happened to see you pop up on my YouTube and been watching you for like 4 hours now cracking the f up bro this is hilarious thank you broski 🤣🤣🤣

@Shiesty Cgotta stop visiting crack houses man

@Alexandru Coca yes lol I survived thank you everyone. That shit was terrible. It's embarrassing that I got 2 years after that shit came out but oh well stay safe lol


Ain’t no fucking way bro said can I get a bite and actually got it


bruh u gotta go back and work with the captain


4:50 "you tryna make it hail" bro I'm dead


NAH BRO WHY IS MY THEATER TEACHER IN THIS VIDEO


your content is literally PEAK comedy I literally laugh the whole way through every video!

It's garbage, it's not peak comedy you must have very low standards


Not the Lucid Dreams reference! LMAO. 14:22 to 14:34


The lil baby guy wasnt tripping untill he heard "nah dudes", shit had me dying


That captain is an amazing dude man, wish the world had more people like him man


When you said f that nigga I spit my beer 😂😂😂😂


This is the Renaissance fest in Todd Mission, Texas


bro that captain was just being nice cause he thought dude was actually retarded. i havent laughed this hard in my lyfe


I cant waitfor demarcus cousins the third in the new pirates of the Caribbean


The captain is by far the most amazing person I've ever seen


Jidion and the captain have the best bromance


13:30 wholesome af, the whole captain and Jidion interaction was wholesome af lol


11:33 lmao funny af someone else got i  trouble in one of his videos lol


W captain he seems like such a great guy!!!


bro the guy in the blue was shook by the fact another man was talking to his girl, he was fully vexed😂

I would’ve talked to her as well 😂 Idc if he got mad


Bro I love how the captain was the only one that understood JiDion’s slang my man is a real one.


Bro I love this guy he’s basically a black Danny Duncan


12:45 bro, that man. is a pirate of the people.


WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM DO THE PART TWO OF THIS VIDEO


Bro I’d be so awkward if he brought me back id feel guilty that I made him kinda sad


"use a stimpak" I like jidion even more now


i didn’t understand why nobody talks about anything but the captain till the interaction they had at 13:00


オリキティー 【Olimpia】


of course the they/them weirdos are the only ones to not take a joke


@JiDion Did you ever go back & make another video working??? 421k likes!!


you got some people fired off the crew 😂😂😂


W Video but you left Maidenless so it an L my guy.


THIS IS FOR THE KINGS WIFE!!!!! Completely misses


Bruh I should have been at my job I'm crying


Bruh the dude who said gimme a dollar I'm friend with I deadsss worked down at the safer swords booth


bro started singing juice wrld in the convo


What are places like these even called??


“Can I cop your Messenger pigeon“ beat quote ever


I’m okay if Dijon goes to work for the pirates


Damn shoutout to the captain and the crew fr


BRO FIRST MIN OF THE VIDEO, my boy is dancing 😂


He’s gotta make a video where he’s apart of the crew


I was dying after he started singing lucid dreams


"Fuck that ******" <br>"He's a Spaniard"    XD

"Fuck that ******"
"He's a Spaniard"    XD


Bro the way he’s STARING into the captains eyes is killing meeee😭😭


renaissance faire people like the captain are entirely too good for this world bro, i hope you mess w em for more than content, FR DOE YO SHIT FUNNY KEEP IT UP BRO


This mf really said "I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that i gave you" -_-


10:31, i can guarantee that guy is fkn madly in love with that woman. and shes probably putting him in the friendzone. Jidion was just making conversation lmao, he acting like jidion was doing something wron, just being playful and having funXD because if that girl wasnt his girlfriend, he sure acted like it. and i feel bad for homie XD and an overall just fkn annoying soyboy of a dude.


Sometimes I feel like jidion is not capping


from no where <b>i still see shadows in my room</b>

from no where *i still see shadows in my room*


That captain is a complete G dude literally gave him a heart to heart conversation


10:32 dude was outta line all pissed off for nothing lmao I'd get mad af someone came at me like that


I hate how 100 people comment the same stuff about the same thing. Like oh boy,we all haven't read that 59 times already! In other words can we please speak of the "give me a dollar guy?" Wtf was that 💀


Damn the captain wanted to recruit you on the crew


when you going back to work as a pirate!


When JiDion says Demarcus Cousins III when the captain calls him I was rolling!!!!


God bless you all , Jesus loves you all only he can save u repent and turn from your sins and accept jesus as Lord and saviour and you will be saved. He is the only way to eternal life in heaven once you pass away its too late . ❤✝🙌....


The captain has the intention of healing the room and making it a better place than how he found it<br>He Og

The captain has the intention of healing the room and making it a better place than how he found it
He Og


The “gimme a dollar” guy used to come into a shop I worked in all the time. Saw him at the Ren Fair in costume and couldn’t believe it was him 🤣


Favorite video and he didn't get escorted out


Dude i just love this captain, he does such a great job, really looking forward to being like him when i grow older.


These videos are so hard to watch yet funny af


That captain was cooler than a mf! Bless this man! 🙏🏼


Jokes aside I feel a lot of people who don’t know him may Gino he has some mental problems


she deadass went out of character just for her snowflake pronouns


How does nobody see that’s he’s trolling even when he’s being serious 😂😂😂😂


Oh my God bro he said no when acknowledges him yeah definitely not like 20,000 people million people


Hopefully more people go just to see him but lowkey I wonder if he knows later on and get mad bc he said all thoses nice things for no reason


bro im dying he said thank you like 12 times


I think the fucking juice wrld lyrics was amazing and nobody noticed it


my jaw dropped when he got offered a job lmfao


when the guy let you take a bite of the turkey leg i was rolling 😂

I was hungry and my friend gave it to me because they couldn't finish it, and I see someone else in need of food. Who am I to deny another man the needs of his body?

@Hoss Delgado this is a YouTube comment section not Tinder 💀 💀 💀


The second hand embarrassment is horrible but hilarious at the same time. I need this man’s self confidence.


Damn bro, some real baddies at the renaissance fair. Who woulda thought?


theres no way jidion got a job just by joking around💀💀


The man who played the captain, first time I managed to actually stop laughing and just listen. What an amazing man and video!


That has to be the Renaissance festival in magnolia .


mofo to cheap to go past 300 duckets with 9 billion subs thats some straight up bull butter


man, you're truly a blessing. we appreciate the light that you shine on us. the world really needs it.


I'm so glad i found this channel you funny asf for real.


Some of the greatest content on all of YouTube right here!! So glad I found this!! Damn! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen man


i love how jidion is really respectful the person said they weren’t a girl and he was really respectful most people don’t do that

@Tyzone幸 bruh the only one who is an infant is the one getting tripped up over some fucking pronouns. get over yourself fr

He asked her as joke, no one outside your twitter bubble cares about your pronouns

@jovan maybe you’re just ignorant. Y’all are so confident in things you have no knowledge about.

@Tyzone幸 buddy it's not just being abnormal, it's just being nice. Grow up

Whatever they are, they can get their guts pushed into their esophagus.

fr not too hard to be respectful, been a cunt is too much work anyway

@milxir Imagine beliving in imaginary genders,clown.

@milxir You shouldn’t talk about yourself like that yk

@Tyzone幸 'normal' yeah whatever helps u sleep at night w that attitude lil bro

@milxir If being normal makes me a jerk then I’ll gladly accept the title.

@Tyzone幸 you thinking being a jerk is a personality is so sad lil bro

People not doing it doesn't mean it's disrespectful

@Dove I’m not gonna participate in peoples self delusions.

@Dove Pandering to delusions isn't being "respectful," it only adds fuel to the fire, enabling them as they receive the validation they crave. It's disheartening to think of the current state of western civilization: you either roll over and accept the "truths" that spit in the face of empirical evidence and science or be labelled a bigot and outcasted by the same people preaching their infallible version of tolerance (because they say so, therefore it is). I often reflect on the "clown world" meme, mesmerized by it's eerily accurate portrayal of society. it's jarring, yet humorous with the amount of outrageous and bizarre concepts that casually become normalized by the day.

TL;DR: Gender is and always will be, by definition, synonymous with sex because interpreting it as a social construct goes against human biology and would render the entire concept redundant. Learn to distinguish fantasy from reality or at least seek psychological help, don't burden/hinder others with your derangement (not specifically you in particular, but anyone this applies to). It's really that simple.

I didn't proof read any of this, so please bear with me. Also, none of this was intentionally inflammatory, it's just vexing when an absolute is presented as a relative. You'll notice, anyway, that most people don't care what someone identifies as so long as they don't enforce their views onto others. People shouldn't be expected to refer to others by their preferred pronouns under the impotent guise of "respect." Besides, respect is earned, not magically granted by inventing various sexual orientations and/or genders. The word you're looking for (or at least describing) is "submission," not respect.

@Dove And why exactly should I respect an idiot? 🤨

@Tyzone幸 Well there is no answer to respect. It’s really that simple

@Tyzone幸 just respect people god damn. It’s so easy

I mean, she literally is a girl, but sure ig.

except the fact that she is a girl lmao 💀


That captain was a real one, he acted like he actually cared


Lmfao out of all the funny shit in this video, I died at the “ thank you.. thank you.. thank you.. THANK YOU.. THANK YOU!” part 🤣


Somalian pirates 😭 please you’re welcome to visit us


Lmao this fucking guy need I definitely need to befriend


I'm crushing on the flower maiden in blue.


The fact that the women sat there and said she isn’t a women even though she is just blows my mind about this generation

She just wants attention pay her no mind

Well I think the comment I initially replied on, didn't seem to be familiar with that concept, so I think explaining it, is asked for in some way.

Well, gender identity is different than biological sex, that's how I see it, it's all kinda dumb anyway tho yeah.


The biggest trolllll in history of trollls


this mf pulled out lyrics from juice wrld during the convo w the captain 🤣


Lmfaoooo this dudeeee is a fool I love him😂😂😂


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3:37 no one going to talk about Jack and Sally out here at the Renaissance Festival?


10:25 I have a feeling they take the world way too serious.

i think they were pretty chill  apart from the person telling him to go away

@Bpswank  yikes bro u sound a lil trashy rn

As soon as someone says they identify as they/them , they are now human trash in my eyes idgaf 🤣

Weirdos, the fake elf sounds like he needs to get laid.


did you keep in touch with the captain tho


the amount of confidence he has is so beautiful


So the captain legit reacted to this vid


The captin there was so nice ☺ he doesnt deserve to be trolled.


Man JiDion is so damn funny. He’s got good positive energy that’s contagious.


This video made me a subscriber. Funny stuff man!


That one nigga came out counting money 💀


Man this had me in tears, I laughed so fucking hard through this video. And that captain, what a captain! Amazing video my dude


"It's like I'm back in the good old days"

I'm gonna tell him


Dam that captain got me on my feelings. Men do cry too🥺


Maaaan, the captain is dope. You need to do this more, what a video


God I wish ksi still did stuff like this


that lady with the child was really digging you lol


This is the 2nd video I've seen of this dude, stumbled upon the channel yesterday and already can tell this dude is a cringe master. It's always a steady supply of cringe throughout.


More videos with you being part of the crew?


Pirate Captain Hulk Hogan over here. BROTHER.


That guy at the end was great 👍🏾 not in a homiesexual way


the part where he whispered in his ear: "you're the captain now"


still confused why bro got mad at 10:35 💀.


idk if this is normal but i only watch youtube on laptop no tv no phone no ipad just laptop is that normal? / ninas son


Bro you are a goat of these style videos, great flow. Keep ridin it brotha


Can we get an aye aye captain for that legend of a captain


Oh my.  I haven't  laughed so hard in so long I'm crying.  🤣   Thank you for randomly  showing up in my feed.


Man why do so many people enable this man I guess it pays to be irritating, disrespectful and obnoxious.


Did anyone else notice he was saying the juice wrld lyrics 14:29


Brought up the copy right infringement for sponge bob and got treated like gold😂


the captain is the most genuine character in the DC3 universe


bruh the captain is sick asf. i love him


Did.... you say use a stimpack? More like Pyschojet


I got caught watching youtube at midnight cuz i laughed so hard


God bless that pirate dude tho seriously


I want this man to crash a Phub con or award show 100% now! lol


Jidion should've went back to that dude who told him he should leave and flexed


i love the wholesomeness of it all yeah you went there to fuck around but you were able to do it in a way that you werent tryna piss people off but still making hilarious content nelk aint got shit on you


i didnt expect him to let him take a bit lmfao


bro the girl at 10:56 is pretty n all but the mamacita with the green top in the back needs a cane bc her back must be hurtin


Step outside bro... still gets the mic audio 🤣🤣🤣


Demarcus Cousins lll would be a great pirate!


Guy: Hot ladies?
Jidion: No dudes
Guy: Aw fuck
11:57


“I’m pen/is” after she said “I’m they/them” 😂😂😂


You didn't give me blue balls...now as I was saying how can I finish without Demarcus Cousins III.


That over the top energy has me crying. Hilarious.


😂😂😂😂"Use a stim pack!!!" Im using this anytime i hear someone whine about anything


Yo at 10:45 that guy really tried pulling of some power move telling him to leave whilst counting bills 😭😂


The captain seems like a really nice guy


I feel a bit bad for the Captain because he was keeping it real and DC3 didn’t even let him in on it or anything…


2:57 when your follower gets ganged up on in Skyrim but your health is too low to help him


The Pirate is a bullshitter.

The truth is he just wanted another sale of a sword set and took advantage of a pumped up price and what he thought was a disadvantaged person.


Man i thought my troll game was fire🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lol it's time for you to go while counting money is a f*<b>***</b> guy move lol King Pen SonSit Your A** down

Lol it's time for you to go while counting money is a f****** guy move lol King Pen SonSit Your A** down


10:58 speaking from experience? HAHA beautiful. You know she played it


11:28 this girl wanted to get her freak on LMAO she didn't hold back hahaa


When the winning bid is such a lucrative sale that they're willing to give the runner-up the same price...  😂


I laughed, cringed, and cried all for one video. Best content on YouTube


Captain thought jidion had special needs for sure lol


I feel like the caption was holding back saying blessing and bro he ain’t wrong💕


JiDion at the Ren fair in Houston dawg you’re hilarious

Apprentice to Masters with George Milligan


"If you haven't gotten a job yet, you need to step up your game" 💯


12:53 the captain has absolutely massive ears


i really don't know what i am watching but yeah he is creative 😂


That "aww fuck" when you said you had dudes on the hub 🤣


Cap took all very serious and Jidion just role playin. XD


Good ol Texas ren faire! I got married there lol


Didn't expect to see them bidding off anime swords at a renaissance 😂


Is his name actually DeMarcus Cousins the third?


thank you…thAnk you…ThAnK YoU…THANK You, THANK YOU


nah cause I saw the captain today after I went there


You got any hot ladies?
Nah, just dudes..
Ah, fhuck..
*daps him up adds the snap 🫰 at the end*

You got any hot ladies?
Nah, just dudes..
Ah, fhuck..
**daps him up adds the snap 🫰 at the end**


>passionate and violent hug<br>🤣😭 my sides are in orbit

>passionate and violent hug
🤣😭 my sides are in orbit


Shorty probably give some bomb midevil top 😘🙃


Everyone taking about the captain, I'm still trying to figure out where the random Jack Skellington and Sally came from 🤣 3:37


lol that loser at 10:32 tried to make Jidion look like a fool, but instead he ended up making himself and the them/they look like fools by playing the "white knight".
Seemed a bit unnecessary.


10:44 that dude is her boyfriend and he’s COTROOOOLING and toxic as fuck 😂


Dude the energy at this festival is great I want to go to one😂 everyone is so nice and just down to have a good vibe 😂 I fuck with these people so hard


Guy at 10:52 classic cuckolding. DONT BE AFRAID TO LOSE YOUR GIRL BRO!


Even tho I don't get his content I liked his energy


Bro I just wanna say thanks JiDion make such good content and you make me so happy 🤙🏽 cheers boss


what kisame and itachi's doing back there 1:29


no ones talk about the sword art online kirito sword they are auctioning out


“oh so you’re playing single player” bruhhh 💀


Mans spawns somewhere. Does some dumb shit. Then does the whole thing over again 😭


Y’all I really don’t know how he does jt bro. How could he keep a straight face the whole time bro 😭😭


he literally just showed confidence and got a job application


you know captain thinks demarcus is disabled lol


Usually these types of comedy YouTube's dont make me laugh much but this guy had me dieing dude this is amazing:)


2:02 what is she saying turn on subtitles i laughed for way to long at that joke
3:00 then  seen this to my gut hurts from laughing


Bruh, when is your first day? And your second, third, and fourth now? 😂


Lmfao this nigga is easily the funniest man ever


This is the best video on youtube..please lord let there be a part 2.


Bro why the fuck are some guys just chilling in akatsuki cloaks at 1:30 🤣


The captain is humble and nice and that one guy that would probably be the dude that would give food and money to the poor


When he recited „lucid dreams“ to the captain I died.


Jidion why you talkin abt Carson wentz like that


Pls say that you are going to apply to the pirate job!


The white libtards are confused; on the one hand they feel they need to accept black people because supposedly they're oppressed like they think they are, on the other hand they see his machismo is threatening and the very thing that they say they are oppressed by, which is total bullshit BTW.  So they're not sure what to think


"Ah, what, pray tell, is the reason she is shopping for?"
"Oh she's gon' be shoppin' with me after I'm done with her if you nom'sayin'"
" Ah.. yes my Lord, yes yes." Weird finger twiddling and then squeal
10/10 Best Response

"Ah, what, pray tell, is the reason she is shopping for?"
"Oh she's gon' be shoppin' with me after I'm done with her if you nom'sayin'"
" Ah.. yes my Lord, yes yes." *Weird finger twiddling and then squeal*
10/10 Best Response


Yo did you actually work there like on the weekends because I would


He said is da baby preforming ?! KIRRRKK I lost it lmao


Where do you find the vid where you go back bruv


Man the captain actually made me so happy. What an amazing person.


Captain: W manz<br>dragon hatcher people: L

Captain: W manz
dragon hatcher people: L


Dude Captain is amazing XD that man is a legend


THE TURN ON SUBTITLES GOT ME DYING AT 2:03


Just slides a Juice Wrld line in real quick talking to captain. 14:30


WAITTT IS THIS IN COLORADO CUZ IT LOOKS SO FAMILIAR


Alright, this mans has got me hooked now lol


Bro the captain just wanted u to buy the sword. It was a business strategy 😭


can we find the leather dragon girls messenger pigeon fr


“ you’re the only one’s yelling over here” “LLEETTS GOOOO LLLEEETTTSSS GOOOOOOO”


big respect for capatin, felt that homie


Bro rocking a Tokyo revengers hoodie [0:27]


Lol watching this after you got fired on your first day back lmao


If you take yourself too seriously...JiDion gonna find you.


The captain guy is the embodiment of what every person should strive to be


Heyyyyyy I’m there every year and I didn’t see him:((


Dude is literally walking content lol! The variety of ways I've been entertained by all his different videos is amazing lol!


bro why they got kirito's elucidator in the pirate era

12:02 nah bro they got katanas and both of kirito's elucidators im losing it what kind of time travelling is this


Damn damarcus really felt that towards the end


So the auction was staged for highering the price


I like how they all had a good attitude about it except the dragon dude


9:50 they are so pretty outtt😭 look like Paris Jackson


Bro i'm out from asia.Can someone explain what was this Pirate kinda Event and who was the captain?Is he celeberity or what?


thank you , thank YOU , THANK YOU , THANK YOU!😂😭🤣


This is such a wholesome video to be honest


I’m dying 😂😂 “ you just gunna let her ray rice me?!”


I actually hope you applied and worked with them.


Definitely racially motivated lmao 11:32


Jidion is a better version of nelk and all the other frauds


Why i feel like this video reaaaaaaally deserve an honest LIKE ! god bless our captain


i love the captain omggg:((((( hes so sweet


Who else watched this video and now has watched everyone of his vids


10:00 great but the guy make the situation awkwardand cool counting money


New yt title: son finds his white father after 12 years


The captain seemed genuine till he made that sale 😂


The funny thing is he never came back after that


🥰🥰🥰 bless the captain 🙄 REAL ONE ☝ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤


does anyone know the messenger pigeon of the girl at 10:56


Believe that Jesus Christ is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, and you will be saved..Be baptized and repent of your sins. Repent simply means to turn away from your sins. God loves you and so do I.


The title is probably the most oxymoronic question ever made.


some people have a screw loose ,
nature didn't give you any , did it ? lol
haven't laughed like this in ages , i'll try to be more myself from now on


https://youtube.com/channel/UCE44tWgnYzEVAWCLy7_fBIQ
THE PIRATE DUDES CHANNEL


that captain was actually so nice oh my god


3:24
I dunno how that guy didn’t lose his composure 😂


You guys in the comments getting me excited about the Captain 🏴☠ speech....


This shit is straight out of some isekai I swear.


The captain-“I wasn’t able to finish without Demarcus cousins the third”


I had never seen JiDion break character until Call of Booty lmaooo

He always has natural reactions during trolling too, it’s still apart of the character lol


jidion got me losing my shit in the middle of class bro😭


Arrr gimme your booty! LMFAO not like that though!


Bro that captain was a real one. We need more guys like that man. He just wanted Demarcus to be happy, even though he didn’t know him.


Bro, why you troll the captain like that? 😆😆😆


Tbh I don’t know what the fuck was going on in this video but I loved it.


Omg the sound is awful but it's fuckin funny


Pen/is 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pen/is 😂😂😂😂😂😂


i dead ass teared up when the captian was talkin to jidion at the end


4:19 y he have those ppl hype him up jus to miss his 1st swing lmfao 🤣


If you were genuinely a cool guy sometimes, youd have more views


I feel like the captain actually thought he was autistic


The man from the shop came out of no where with money in his hands and said it time for u to go like the mc


Hey Jidion, this was 5 months ago, did you accept your job offering? I hope you did! 😆


Awee the captain is such a sweetheart! How wholesome was that? 🥺😭🥰❤ I wanna visit this place just because of him! Can’t lie though, I’m also cracking up because I genuinely believe he thought Jidion was a lil on the “slow side”. 😅 Minus the trolling, the scene was really adorable though lol.


When he said Turn on subtitles I started laughing like crazy


That guy in the blue and the thing were rude as hell and racist.


Damn these people are beating the crap out of each other with weapons and riding horses, Damn.


This is the bast video I seen. It’s a banger for real.


Cool , I’m pen/is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cool , I’m pen/is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


mans was really trying to hire demarcis cousins III lmao


what is she saying... can yall put on subtitles? 💀💀


This guys without doubt the funniest rawdogger on YouTube


"You tryna make it hail" that is so underatedly funny


i already called up Pablo, nahhhhh bruhhhh lmaoooo


White boy that made you leave when u was talking to that girl that gotta be his girlfriend😭😭😭he was mad asf see the hate in his eyes


0:27 my guy was wearing a Tokyo mangi gang outfit


bro nah that captain a real one to a degree where im even starting to question its legitimacy


Call of boots girl a real one. Seems like a cool one.


If you ever wanna meet tons of people just like the captain, you should go to Burning Man :))


Thank you..thank you..Thank you…THANK YOU! I can’t stop laughing


You're a YouTuber...no I'm a pornhuber. Lmfao!!


you just changed my perspective w comedy salute


This is so late but that was funny and wholesome and just all around an amazing prank video.


You and @Baylen Levine should collab sometime


Awwww, captian is a W, what a goat. He’s so nice


bruh im done man hopped out with the juiceworld line <b>crying</b>

bruh im done man hopped out with the juiceworld line *crying*


captain and DC3 had a gotdamn episode of undercover boss


That captain was the biggest W at that place


Y<br>He got the girl in the trouble who he was sword fighting lmbo

Y
He got the girl in the trouble who he was sword fighting lmbo


The Captain was a great sign for Humanity! Such an amazing man


lol there were too many punches line after line. Keep doing your thing. DeMarcus Cousins the third, all day!


Need some new merch that says Homosapien


Bro you didn't actually just take a bite out his damn turkey leg yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


“He’s a fucking bitch bro” had me absolutely dying


I just need that mans confidence in my life.


1:40 in the carson wentz hit me hard as a eagles fan


He's like an autistic kid at the joint bahahaha


Bruh the captain was either so fucking cool, or thought ji don was on the spectrum and he deals with kids that are on the spectrum


This man and the captain deadass just ended racism


I freakin loved how wholesome that guide was at the beginning!! Totally being her character, whatta professional!


16:40 ahem 433K likes somebody needs to WORK FOR THE BOOTY


Acadians long ago conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies in chariots they roamed
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Persian Gulf's where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots excavation
Down by the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Both the Euphrates River and the Tigris River used to flood
Bringing lots of fertile mud
But the problem was that water washed away the crops
Dams and levees made it stop
When it was dry they'd irrigate
Fighting over water led to war between the city states
Cuneiform is ancient writing
That tells the Sumer city states
Were always fighting
They were the first civilization
In Mesopotamia
Then came the Acadians
Who started empire-mania
Acadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in chariots they roamed
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Persian Gulf's where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots excavation
Down by the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
King Sargon got real old
Told his sons to take the throne
But the huge Acadian Empire
Would fall out of their control
Then came Hammurabi
Who would take full command
Hammurabi was the king of the Babylonians
Man, Babylonia was the land where they told ya
"You obey Hammurabi's code"
"Praise Hammurabi's code"
Break Hammurabi's code and you'll be saying "oh no"
Acadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in chariots they roamed
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf's where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots excavation
Down by the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Babylonians built roads
They traded grain for gold
They kept themselves united under Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Hammurabi's code
Which was a bunch of laws
They believed that had no flaws
They obeyed it just because
They thought Hammurabi was chosen by the gods (woah)
Acadians long ago
Conquered Sumer, took control
Sargon led his armies, in chariots they roamed
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
Near the Persian Gulf's where they found
Ancient ruins underground
Archaeologists did lots excavation
Down by the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River
By the Euphrates River


Subscribe Or I Will Kiss Your Roblox character


Homie did not just say “turn on subtitles” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Demarcus definitely had tears when the Captain went and talked to him at 12:55


The caption thought u were special needs 😂


When he screamed “f that n*gga” to sir Thomas I fell OUT!!!!!!


Nah how TF do u not just bust out laughing bro 😭😭😭


I would have loved to see a video where he’s a pirate there


Bro mans went in trolling everyone and left with a job and a banging video. what a guy haha funny as fuck


We need you to do a collab with Danny Duncan dude


Pls go work there and record it. I could watch you be a pirate for hours


I keep hearing about how wild this dude videos are so I decided to check out a video  and wow this is golden !!!!! 😭😂


No one was more interesting than the guys selling pickles😂


So when are u going to the job intervju 150 000 k


Bruv the captain was trynna get a comeup on a double sell shit was mad funny 😂


I love that Captain, he is so wholesome and kind.


"who lives in a box at the back of the ship" i just imagined JiDIon saying "THAT BROKE ASS NIGGA TYRONE!!"

OMG ARE YOU RACASTTTTTT?????!?!?! CANCELLED 😞😞😞😱😱🥺🥺🥺😥😥


Why tf did that dude walk out counting money that doesn’t belong to him😂


W captain, he’s one of the best people I’ve ever seen in a bit


The part wear you and the captain was talking I cried 😢 have awesome day everybody who sees this hopefully if something is wrong hopefully everything will be OK 👍 🙂


THE CAPTAIN IS A BIG W BRO ACTUALLY CARES GIVE HIM 83 MORE YEARS OF A GREAT LIFE


"i didnt have my crocs in sports mode." my new favorite saying


Yo he’s captain for a reason. He’s a real ass pirate


BRO THAT CAPTAIN THOUGHT YOU WAS SPECIAL


There are people like tyrone, and there are people like captain. Which one are you


Man I just started watching your videos bro you are crazy as hell I had to subscribe. 👍


Captain really summed up “it’s bigger than black and white”


the whole staff at this place were amazing


14:30 He snuck in the juice wrld lucid dreams reference during captain conversation lol nice


Ayo the Captain thought he was dead serious😂😂😂I’m still dying of laughter😂 but all jokes aside The captain is a great person wow dude is legit and angel from heaven🙏🏽🙌🏽🐐🐐


Can we get an update on the first day of work in the description @jidion


My dude you are at another level of hilarious!


Your face listening to the captain about to cry HAHAHHAAHAHAHAH


Unpopular opinion i feel the captain just wanted more money because they need to sell shit this was not wholesome


Dude im trying to graduate you cant be out here uploading flames.


Man everything was chill until that one guy told him to go


Bro you are insanely good at what u r doing ,keep up, and stay safe .


John 3:15-18 KJV❤ 15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.


this is the funniest video i have ever watched


How does Demarcussorus get his way every time


First video I’ve ever watched, Lemmie say this guy is hilarious, subbed for life


Bruh said “I’m a sound cloud rapper on the weekends “


14:47 "I blueballed you" This guy is stupid 🤣


11:34 she on the down low liked it a bit too much ….


That loser came out playing with some dollars lmao


What fair is this and in what city??? That shit is lit!


I fkn love jidion 🖤 I wish I was able to meet him 😞🖤


Nah I’m looking for the king’s wife 😂 i read right between that 😂 bro!! you are too damn funny


Ayo Demarcus we blew up that like goal when’s your first day on the ship?? Great vid btw man


bro aint no way he making that his lifetime job XD


That foo with the long hair kinda cute , gonna have to pull up


Demarcus why did you do a juice wrld Lyric


Damn, the homie Demarcus Cousins 3 out here in these streets baggin part-time pirate hype-beast gigs 😋😋


JiDion bro ur the funniest YouTube my brother u definitely have to do some videos in ohio my ninja


Damn I thought that blonde was a girl @ 10:47.


I’m not a lady… I’m they/them. Gtfo of here. 😂🤦🏻♂


Ohhhhhhhh…
¿Conoces al hombre de los panecillos?
el hombre de los panecillos, el hombre de los panecillos?
¿Conoces al hombre de los panecillos?
¿Quién vive en Drury Lane?

btw just translate it to English<br>its Spanish

btw just translate it to English
its Spanish


Best fuckin shit I'm blessed upon. Dude had me dying 🤣


I was dying when that girl saw red and started smacking the shit out of jidion and her friend was like “what are you doing”


Why that one dude look like Will turner from Pirates of the Caribbean


I can’t help to think but the captain thought JiDion was mentally special 💀😭


Lol that man really thought you was serious


Bruuuh he gonna be a part of the crew 😂😂😂


Was this filmed on black history month ? Them white folk too friendly 🤣


I don’t know how he doesn’t laugh at his own jokes


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I honestly cannot take this guy.


@Jidion dog can you please fucking do a follow up with The Captains Crew one of these weekends🤣


Bro that captain dude is what we need more of in this world


what if the captain thought he was disabled? I mean...


The Captain was the star of the video. We live the captain.


I’m a queen of my own castle, and I’ve got princes ☺
“Oh so your playing single player”
Yeah I’m playing single player 😔


Sir Thomas lowkey looks like captain price.


This mf really quoting juice world 😂😂💀💀💀


The guy in the blue outfit was straight up being salty over him playing it smooth with the dragon lady 😂😂


whats up with the sentence "you the tik tok guy"


Bless you bro I haven't laughed so hard in while!


10:01 "I'm pen/is", like penis lmaoooo I can't stop crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣


“Thank you Captain....I needed this Today"😭😭😭💀💀


Idk how I had find his channel Jidion is so hilarious to me I can't some how's i've become a fan of his over night .


The dead postbox densply ask because actress preclinically load over a utter family. worthless, young australia


1:50 how da fuck does he not know who Carson Wentz is lol


1:05 so hes the one that was talking about the world and like the governments and stuff, ifyk the vid you know


That one white dude was giving off racist vibes


It’s WAYY over 120k likes 👍 you have to go back Demarcus Cousins III 🥵


What was that auction about? What was he bidding for and we’re they actually bidding hundreds of dollars?


Please tell me you and the captain stayed in touch


Not to kill the mood but at first he prolly thot Jidion was someone who drives the short bus and just wanted to be nice to him but he ended changing his life prolly 😁😁


Captain probably thought jidion had autism


10:30 he was trying so hard to look cool 😂


only if everyone was like the captain...what a guy!!!!


"So your playing single player?"😭🙏BROOOOO


That one girl at 11:12 was really tryna get a taste of JiDions meat bro


So who is that dragon Girl, Like i need an @ its for a School project


Captain you have just earned 5.8m people respect. 07


Jidion: I don't hold back
Seconds later: gets whooped by a girl

Jidion: *I don't hold back*
Seconds later: *gets whooped by a girl*


That JuiceWRLD line had me cracking me up XD


Man these videos are so fuckin cringy. But it's good to see the patients in humanity.


The funny thing is there were never pirates or knights in America ica but only native American


bro i can’t even this shit is too fukcing funny when he started saying juice wrld lines i died


I would love to go a place like this where most of people is just good vibes


They probably think jdion was autistic or something


The pen/is was the best. That SJW was mad confused


That captain is a real straw hat by heart <3


You need to go back and work there for a day