Wow, we got to go to Area 51, see whatever stuff was in there, and save an Alien Girl at the sametime... That's some Triple Win stuff there... Albeit being trapped there I guess...
Well, I'll admit, curiosity got the better of me, and while I ended up being imprisoned, at least it's in the very place I invaded! Well, maybe that's not the best thing to celebrate... But hey, now I get to share curiosity with a lovely extraterrestrial girl who has some idea of what love is, but not completely on the human idea of it. So... Win-win? Daily good vibes point and four premium good vibes points spent!
I came here to find a Reality warping clown that is extremely angry at a guy called Hank, and is pretty much an endangerment to all of the world but this is fine.
The intro gives me anger issues. Because that's EXACTLY how my siblings would wake me up and I hurt my hand cause I punched my wall thinking that was them cause they would SHUT THE CRAP UP AND LET ME SLEEP!
Mar the Wanderer2021-11-08 20:46:11 (edited 2021-11-08 20:47:10 )
"... up to ten before your mind starts going stupid." ...Excuse me?
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Michael A Burns2021-11-04 20:18:50 (edited 2021-11-04 20:23:04 )
Well we got confirmed that we have a robot explore Mars orbit. Finding some resources to be habitual. I want to help you out. You seem pretty nice for an E.T. (Extraterrestrial).
Me: Bonjour. Je m'appelle Dante Hasselhoff. J'habite à Paris. Zola: So, you're from Paris. Where is that? Me: It is the capital city of France. And thanks to its romantic atmosphere, it is rightfully known as the City of Love
In the monitoring room "Subject has initiated contact with the extraterrestrial entity. Efforts to introduce the topic of reproduction through exposure to books and media proved successful. Subject will likely engage into conversation with the extraterrestrial entity, in hopes of familiarizing with it. Chances of intercourse are now within nominal numbers"
"About damn time! I thought these Weebs were all about hot alien waifus and that stuff"
this is a much better option than the official punishment for breaking into government high-security research and military bases. summary execution without trial.
That naruto runner needs to bust the blue space babe out of this joint and blow this thing wide open :) and then take her onto a grand tour of the planet and culture :)
Zola: Why are human languages so confusing…?
26 likesAlso Zola: Has a universal translator.
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Because they are mostly written completely different
2 likes@WolfGamerv2 I see. So it's basically Google Translate with a larger database.
1 likeI haven't gotten asmr tingles like this in a while. Thank you.
5 likesAs a fellow guardsmen i must say,
12 likesHuman are superior race! GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!
Hope this story continues : )
2 likesI’m imagining she’s an SCP and The Foundation assigned a D-Class employee to be her emotional support animal
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Hawt
2 likesLol
2 likesWilly Wonka approves this video
8 likesHave a Wonka Bar 🍫
Wow, we got to go to Area 51, see whatever stuff was in there, and save an Alien Girl at the sametime... That's some Triple Win stuff there... Albeit being trapped there I guess...
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Triple win and single loss culminates in a win-win
2 likes@WDinATX: Observer of the Listener Bloodline fair enough...
1 likeWell, I'll admit, curiosity got the better of me, and while I ended up being imprisoned, at least it's in the very place I invaded! Well, maybe that's not the best thing to celebrate... But hey, now I get to share curiosity with a lovely extraterrestrial girl who has some idea of what love is, but not completely on the human idea of it. So... Win-win?
2 likesDaily good vibes point and four premium good vibes points spent!
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That’s quite a few, but I understand
0 likesCute alien girl, huh ?
9 likesI think I'd like to be around her a bit more, for you know…………Scientific reasons, nothing else 😌
That heckin birb x3 You did some amazing improv acting there hun, if I didn't know about them, I woulda thought you added birb in post~
4 likesI came here to find a Reality warping clown that is extremely angry at a guy called Hank, and is pretty much an endangerment to all of the world but this is fine.
3 likesAh yes this beings back nostalgia of when we stormed Area 51 and clapped those aliens cheeks and got experimented on...sigh those were the days🤨
0 likesI honestly thought there was a dog whinpering in my home listening to this
0 likesThe intro gives me anger issues. Because that's EXACTLY how my siblings would wake me up and I hurt my hand cause I punched my wall thinking that was them cause they would SHUT THE CRAP UP AND LET ME SLEEP!
0 likesIf only I didn't neglect my Naruto running, I could have escaped the guards
0 likesMmm, five more decades brother? 😴 rolls over and starts snoring
1 likeIt's horrifying how they removed her two extra arms.
0 likesI'm glad the protagonist didn't take advantage of her... um... request
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4 likes"... up to ten before your mind starts going stupid."
2 likes...Excuse me?
Well we got confirmed that we have a robot explore Mars orbit. Finding some resources to be habitual. I want to help you out. You seem pretty nice for an E.T. (Extraterrestrial).
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E.T. phone home so we can get married somewhere that isn’t a lab.
2 likesET is scanned to be an annoying little... But they seem to be strangely have a feminine figure
1 likeThat moment were u kept saying up honestly made me keep watching
0 likesLets be honest we would go all Captain Kirk on a cute alien girl
0 likesI boldly go where no man has gone before if you know what I mean
Me: Bonjour. Je m'appelle Dante Hasselhoff. J'habite à Paris.
0 likesZola: So, you're from Paris. Where is that?
Me: It is the capital city of France. And thanks to its romantic atmosphere, it is rightfully known as the City of Love
sounds like a bird swaking in the background
0 likesCucumber Approved
2 likesMe and the boys ate about to make this a common thing
0 likesSeptember 20th: IT AINT OVER TILL ITS OVER
0 likesYour Fox girl character looks like it would be Silvervales sister or something
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I had my Neko design before Vtubers were a thing
0 likes@Kitti Minx cool
0 likesThis is nice
0 likesIn the monitoring room
0 likes"Subject has initiated contact with the extraterrestrial entity. Efforts to introduce the topic of reproduction through exposure to books and media proved successful. Subject will likely engage into conversation with the extraterrestrial entity, in hopes of familiarizing with it. Chances of intercourse are now within nominal numbers"
"About damn time! I thought these Weebs were all about hot alien waifus and that stuff"
Oh fun! Cheers
1 like21:00 I most certainly would 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
0 likesFucking demi Lovato, y'all really told her
0 likesThird yay
1 likeFirst
3 likesthis is a much better option than the official punishment for breaking into government high-security research and military bases. summary execution without trial.
0 likesCut off your legs cuz you what?!?!
0 likesThat naruto runner needs to bust the blue space babe out of this joint and blow this thing wide open :) and then take her onto a grand tour of the planet and culture :)
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