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Salty Swede 2019-07-08 01:02:37 (edited 2021-10-06 04:18:02 )

I actually know a guy, Roy Henderson, who was in the US Air Force during the Cuban Missile Crisis. He was stationed at a nuclear missile silo and went through a similar scenario to Petrov's. At the time, they were installing a secondary communication system to add redundancy in case of a failure due to a nuclear strike. During this installation, the old comm line to the silo was accidentally cut... before the new one was properly connected. Now, in US military protocol, every silo is designed to be able to operate independently, in case of a nuclear strike on Washington D.C. and a subsequent complete and utter destruction of the central command. When the old comm line was cut, it triggered the alarm that is tied to this protocol, and completely locked down the silo; no one could get in or out. Also, the missile was automatically armed and primed for launch. Roy was the only guy in the control room at the time, and for a few minutes, he had complete control of that nuclear missile. Luckily, he was very much like Petrov. But unlike Petrov, he knew for certain that the alert was a false one. He figured that the construction crew accidentally cut the old line and he didn't fire the missile. Meanwhile outside, literally everyone, and I mean EVERYONE on the base got word of what happened and were screaming toward the silo in whatever they had -- jeeps, trucks, helicopters, you name it -- all in an effort to tell Roy that it was a false alarm. It was hands-down, one of the top 5 "Oh shit! Oh Fuck!" moments of all time for them. When he told my dad the story, dad told me that he turned pale. To have that kind of power, no matter what you know or don't know, is absolutely terrifying.

EDIT: Typo correction.

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[Gue Ton] 2019-07-08 03:03:58

This deserves more likes, that's amazing

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Void of Space and Time 2019-07-08 08:54:37

missile time fun time

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Oscar 2019-07-08 09:24:36

what would have happened if no one was in the silo? Would it just be locked until forced open?

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Kar amacı gütmeyen kanal 2019-07-08 09:28:51

is there any source that i can find about him?

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Salty Swede 2019-07-08 09:55:53

@Kar amacı gütmeyen kanal If you digged around enough in the DoD's records -and you had the proper authorization- you might find a report about the incident. All I am going off of is word-of-mouth from the guy himself, to my dad, then me.

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Salty Swede 2019-07-08 09:58:13

@Oscar Leaving an ICBM completely unattended? That's very unlikely. But on the off-chance it did happen? The people on the outside would probably just have to slowly drill through the door.

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RichyRich M 2019-07-08 10:23:56

I heard about that in an article from university. Not a lot of people know about it

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Salty Swede 2019-07-08 10:29:16

@RichyRich M There was an article on it? Nice! Is there any chance you could find that article again?

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Charles Peshek 2019-07-08 15:11:39

Don’t forget about the time that NORAD in Utah almost started global nuclear war because of the moon.

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Custer 2019-07-08 18:33:28

"Edit: Thanks for the 839 likes :)"

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Salty Swede 2019-07-08 18:40:35

@Stellvia Heonheim You must be fun at parties. :/

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Nicholas Obviouslyfakelastnamebecauseprivacy 2019-07-10 00:40:10

Holy shit


so Roy literally held the lives of everyone on Earth in his hands. That's insane.

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Marandal 2019-11-09 05:31:00

Hahah! that, is scary!

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GDNacho 2019-11-23 00:12:17

There will never ever be a man as powerful as Roy Henderson

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Khazuki 2020-01-27 06:36:25

@GDNacho at least not until the next time this happens. Again. Damn, we keep getting lucky don't we?

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Knightwolf1994 2020-02-10 04:47:27

He has the same last name as me. That's crazy.

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Skitty It 2020-03-07 09:55:58

So...he could've just said "eff it" and intentionally doomed the world forever?

Holy shit.

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:07:58

That's not the first time we had an oh shit moment...... Once a bomber plane accidentally loaded up and carried three nuclear warheads across the country when they weren't suppose to..... And another time a live nuclear warheads was dropped out of a plane and nearly detonated on impact......

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Ply Boys 2021-05-30 15:48:31

What movie was That?

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DGTerranItUp 2021-12-11 01:36:12

that guy deserves his own special fucking medal lol

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Casual Dog Lover 2022-01-01 18:18:58

@Void of Space and Time I heard missiles...DAT SH*T IS MINE!

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Chicken Foot 2022-02-07 07:52:42

just drop someones government who worked on a potential secret project…smh

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ATruePanda 2022-03-19 01:09:04

I couldn't find anything covering the incident, but I did find an obituary of a "Roy 'Tom' Henderson" who served in the Air Force from 1950 - sometime after 1973. That checks out with this story being during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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Cdog Thehedgehog 2022-03-28 21:43:57

@ATruePanda Lmao this is the rare case that the op is legit and has knowledge of classified government gossip. Glad to be here.

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The Rose Duelist 2022-06-15 12:33:53

@Cdog Thehedgehog We live in interesting times indeed.

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So confused 2021-01-30 09:28:13

For a single day, that man became the protagonist, the antagonist, and everything in between

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Really Useful Trackmaster Fan 2021-07-14 20:46:19 (edited 2021-07-14 20:46:33 )

Vassili akrupov: ok my turn

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watlat 2021-08-11 04:04:50 (edited 2021-08-11 04:05:05 )

@Really Useful Trackmaster Fan The last 3 presidents of the USA: Round 3?
sorta

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Matthew0640 2021-11-08 20:21:08

Sonder is the realization that everyone is their own protagonist.
On that day there were not many, but one protagonist

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Arctic 2022-05-06 07:24:44

Powerful line

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Bubbles 2022-05-06 07:55:07

that is just called a main character lmao

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Jason Skywalker 2021-05-18 02:53:23

Imagine being in Rome in the first century being like "yeah I just got this new vase, its yellow hue reminds me of the sun and it's even warm to the touch too" and dying in your mid-twenties.

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Zane Aguilar 2021-09-03 21:53:03

Hahaha

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I do not know you 2021-09-15 19:33:44

Modern uranium glass glows but does not irradiate at all due to the ceramic layering above the glass. It's only if this layer were to be damaged is it dangerous. Not sure about ancient uranium glass though.

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Randomly Entertaining 2021-10-08 15:37:22

Raw uranium isn't all that radioactive. You can hold a chunk of it in your hands and you'll be fine. It's when it's refined that it gets radioactive.

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IDGAF Productions 2022-03-22 18:21:28

@Randomly Entertaining True, but they still emit deadly radon gas.

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Cesar 2020-11-24 10:33:54 (edited 2020-11-27 07:41:30 )

EmpLemon is seriously the most underrated Youtuber out there. His storytelling is on a whole different level and his editing is top tier. How does he not even have one million subs when he's producing content like this?!

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The Chocolate Donut 2021-02-28 23:13:57

Fortunately he’s growing

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Trenos301 2021-12-28 17:07:02

to be fair, he did tell us to unsubscribe in the past

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GrandMaster Bruh 2022-02-11 18:52:41

By years end, he will reach the prophesied 1,000,000 Sub Goal,
It’s his fate

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Identite 2022-04-04 16:57:24

Almost there...

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Owen Murphy 2022-04-08 05:36:32

I have good news!

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Identite 2022-04-08 10:23:05

@Owen Murphy nice, wonder if he'll come out of hiatus now

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Ganer 2021-03-08 16:29:07

im rewatching the never ever series and HOW does this one have so few views, it's the best one imo

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Ganer 2021-03-11 16:34:00

like this belongs on TV, he should shoot a few emails to various media companies and see if they can work something out [and get the copyright deals and stuff in order]

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Hunter of Peace1 2021-03-12 19:45:25

@Ganer I've think it got copyright claimed. He explained it in one of the copyright law videos.
Wait...I'am looking for the timestamp...

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Hunter of Peace1 2021-03-12 19:52:00

Ok. Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvFGumd_esg
It's part 2 and the timestamp where he explaines it is: 13:13

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Rumble Bird 2021-03-23 01:06:21

Because it's symbolic

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the real mr mago907 2021-03-25 00:22:41

@Ganer yeah it dose

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WeAreTheDmitri 2021-03-28 13:12:53

@Ganer He should stay on YouTube. This is his home. The only place his remix culture can be successful.

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BananaCat 310 2021-04-17 03:40:40

it needs a million

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Aoshi 2021-04-26 04:22:20

In my opinion the best one is hungrybox's

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Adam 2021-06-09 15:56:07

@Aoshi Nah.

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Jackson Allen 2021-06-10 00:04:45

Because it’s historical. People care more about pop culture than history.

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Adam 2021-06-10 00:13:39

@Jackson Allen sadly, yeah

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CAP’N CRUNCH 2021-06-16 01:57:28

It has over a million now

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Orion 2021-07-01 05:36:21

This one is pretty creepy and dark, I can see why people don't wanna watch how the "world almost ended"

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Buggle Magnum 2021-07-03 16:19:32

@Orion late

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Davi Felizardo 2021-07-22 13:01:22

I still think that the Hungrybox video is a better narrative and it also had better production but the Cold War is a very close second.

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Saul Goodman 2021-08-29 13:20:11

"The world is never fair, so sometimes acting like Homer is the only option left"
- Emplemon in the last video

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Extremelightning 2021-08-30 15:20:46

Yes

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The mango man 2021-08-31 14:59:42

@Jackson Allen true then there's me who loves both

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The mango man 2021-08-31 15:01:17

@Orion yeah but its also the most real this and the dale Earnhardt video are my favorite videos on YouTube

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Jaap Brasser 2021-08-31 17:04:33

Because the people who dont already know the name Stanislav Petrov dont care enough to click...

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Orion 2021-08-31 19:54:12

@The mango man Nah I agree it's the most real and I love this video but that's prob why

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Prototype X 2021-08-31 20:20:54

@Aoshi i agree

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Exo 2021-09-01 13:21:56 (edited 2021-09-01 13:22:32 )

@Aoshi it’s either this one or Homer’s enemy

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Exo 2021-09-01 13:22:08

@Jackson Allen true

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I have aids 2021-09-14 04:28:54

I think it's the best video of his. It's so impactful at so many different moments. "I did what I was trained to do" is such a powerful moment, it really shows how lucky we are that Stanislav never thought that way.

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Ian Ingold・15 years ago 2021-10-24 11:47:35

i normally tear down checkmarks like reagan did to the wall. but you seem sincere. carry on.

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Ian Ingold・15 years ago 2021-10-24 11:48:29

@Adam this entire channel is a shrine to pop culture and its lasting historical influence. sooo

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Ganer 2021-10-24 12:01:08

@Ian Ingold・15 years ago make sùre to click œn the bell 🔔 and BUY SOME MERTC-C_C-CH

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Nicolas Galindez 2021-10-28 17:12:43

needs more clickbait

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Litemon 2022-01-04 11:40:28

@Ganer sadly, the type of tv that makes money these days are kids shows. The first episode is about one

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mam man _88 2022-02-27 10:03:35

this is the beast episode lol

[10:07 remix] PS I've been looking for this remix and I'm wondering is emp uploaded it some where plz help

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Ganer 2022-02-27 21:23:21

@mam man _88 If the remix isn't in the music list in the description he probs made it himself for that segment

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The mango man 2022-02-28 14:31:23

It really his magnum opus it's about something that affects everyone

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ArtificiallyFlavord 2022-03-14 03:02:34

The one before this literally made me cry so I disagree

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Jace 2022-05-20 18:50:23

TV nerds don't like history 🤷 I love all forms of emps videos he has a genuine heartfelt take that we can all relate too

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Empty Box 2022-05-23 06:34:00

Raise hell, Praise Dale.

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Rainkit 2019-07-08 00:20:45 (edited 2019-07-09 14:33:36 )

Stan Petrov
An unremarkable man
With an unremarkable story
Who would save the world
By doing nothing

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Mr Bones 2019-07-08 03:15:30

And denying doing something at all

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Fandom guy 2019-07-08 03:21:40

Stan Petrov saves the world by doing absolutely nothing. Reminds me of the Mario party videos. Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

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Sachiko Broomfield 2019-07-08 05:03:13

@Fandom guy Thats because he is bro

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Aflay 2019-07-08 05:14:21

Someone gotta make a video like that.

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AltCUT 2019-07-08 08:03:49

That's wrong. Even when you do nothing, you do something.

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Sachiko Broomfield 2019-07-08 08:21:39

@AltCUT shhhhhhhhhhhn

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Joshua Fahim 2019-07-08 10:34:41

AKArainkit “The fact that I’m doing nothing right now proves my resolve.”

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ssychosav 2019-07-08 11:28:27

I'd say he did the right thing.

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John Trustworthy 2019-07-08 18:12:31

And yet, by doing nothing, he did what is right.

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Michael Adam 2019-07-08 19:48:06

Oh Magic Conch Shell, what do we need to do about the incoming nuclear missiles?

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Big Guy 2019-07-08 22:07:26

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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Fandom guy 2019-07-09 04:20:47

@Sachiko Broomfield Stanislav Petrov is LUIGI?!

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:11:49

"A strange game......... The only winning move is........ Not to play"

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FazeThruWallz 2022-03-13 08:16:22

@Fandom guy To quote WarGames, “The only winning move is not to play.”

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The mango man 2022-03-22 16:11:28

I guess you could say that he's a real nowhere man setting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

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bathestyles 2022-04-08 01:56:59

Luigi looking on with pride

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cinnamon toast crunch 2022-05-17 03:24:21

the choice to not choose is a choice in it of itself

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Jace 2022-05-20 18:49:18

"A strange game, the only move is not to play" -Wargames

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InformerMaz 2022-02-24 04:25:19

Damn. Hopefully we have another guy like Petrov in these upcoming years. Scared to think what’s gonna happen going forward.

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Filip Rebro 2022-03-15 18:47:01

Im worried about my home country(Slovakia) because our government yes-men agreed to become US military base, which would resolve in war dragging to Slovakia as well

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Jack P. Richardson 2022-04-24 00:59:43

Idk I hope the button is pressed. The world makes me lose hope in humanity sometimes lol

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BoozerBane 2022-05-05 18:52:55

@Jack P. Richardson It sure would be quick..... Maybe it would be for the better.

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Riften Guard 2022-02-26 10:31:23

I certainly hope this recent conflict does not escalate to a point where we will need another man as powerful as Stanislav Petrov. Because I'm not sure anyone today would spare the world with the tensions rising now. Being in that hot-seat would be a hard place to be.

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Alexander Grant 2022-03-01 17:05:39

That’s why I’m back here too. Perhaps I’m reflecting our good boy Stan here across the whole Russian people, but even if it comes to destruction for all, I don’t believe the Russians will do it. Whatever I feel about the geopolitical climate, this video reminds me that we aren’t so different, what scares me is Hawaii man. If the end of the world comes, it will be on the shoulders of the aggressor, and I’m terrified it will be us, because we still as a nation don’t believe in peace.

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Ben_ Earthly 2022-03-29 04:04:02 (edited 2022-03-29 04:04:34 )

Governments are much more pragmatic than you think. Especially when it comes to nuclear weapons.

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littleferrhis 2022-02-27 22:56:55

“Many believe that a nuclear war is a scary reminder of the past. But I believe this opinion will change drastically.” -Stanislav Petrov

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blandpepper 2021-03-03 05:43:22

the fact stanislov is so underground and unknown makes me sad
he literally could’ve become the person with the highest kill count in history if he just picked up a phone

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R - G - C 2021-12-25 15:50:50

The person with the highest kill count now is one of the 2 general that fired the 2 nuclear bombs at Japan.

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Max Finazzo 2022-01-10 04:15:41

His K/D would've been off the chain

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Dray Does Things 2022-03-01 19:27:26

Vladimir Putin has entered the competition!

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R - G - C 2022-03-01 19:51:06

@Dray Does Things Not yet... not yet...

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SJWs ruins all, CRT discriminates asians & whites 2022-05-06 11:21:24

@R - G - C Huh? Mao is there, there's also Stalin, and there's also Hitler

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Toxic Pyro 2019-07-07 17:15:34

This man used a Dunkey clip as a metaphor for nuclear weapons

Bravo

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Baron of Bahlingen 2019-07-07 17:20:11

Toxic Pyro12 I thought it had skipped to my next video in the recommendations.

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scaly copperhead 2019-07-07 17:57:42

What vid was that from anyway

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Infomaniac 2019-07-07 18:05:42

bravo? you mean castle bravo?

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MeowTheRainbowX 2019-07-07 18:11:00

If I didn’t know the context, I probably would have found it fitting. This must be the mind of a YouTube Pooper, always thinking of ways to splice unrelated media together.

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Toxic Pyro 2019-07-07 18:11:55

copperhead scaly game difficulty

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Antek Michalak 2019-07-07 18:26:27

this might be one of the most impressive things i ever saw on the internet

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Natanael Esoxi 2019-07-07 19:01:57

Where was it? i missed it

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flowmacshit 2019-07-07 19:06:59

@Natanael Esoxi 11:03

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matthew fanous 2019-07-07 19:17:32

And it worked REAAALLY well, too

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texasyoshi 2019-07-07 19:51:50

not just nuclear weapons, but war as we know it.

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texasyoshi 2019-07-07 19:52:30

copperhead scaly if he has a video on platforming I bet it’s that

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Joshua Menefee 2019-07-07 20:06:44

I was just watching one of his videos on Mario Maker and I restarted the app bc I thought I ran into a bug

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MCXopjesh (Joseph Watts) 2019-07-07 22:27:45

@Infomaniac dangit, you beat me to the joke!

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Veto2090 2019-07-08 02:27:21

What's the quote from ?

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Regent Elk2 2019-07-21 04:58:26

copperhead scaly It was difficulty in video games 1 I think

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WRECKA 2020-02-02 02:57:26

And Sometimes






It Cracks

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Rental Snake 2020-02-18 18:51:47

Russia: nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, byebyeee.

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Yoshimallow _ 2021-11-27 22:21:18

@scaly copperhead Difficulty in Videogames

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Yoshimallow _ 2021-11-27 22:21:46

@WRECKA and your enjoyment is ruined

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Swedish Fish 2021-12-12 06:27:49

I thought YouTube was having a seizure playing a Dunkey audio clip over this video

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kalogio 2020-12-09 13:20:44

Stanislav is absolutely a hero! This video is so underrated and I feel like this story is one that many more people should learn from, but they simply haven't been exposed to it.

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kalogio 2020-12-09 13:23:12

I will never ever forget this

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Phantom Cat 2021-08-28 03:34:44

@kalogio me too

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Matheus Troan 2021-09-16 23:43:40

He could also have interpreted the "only 5 missile" as the only missiles the system were able to detect. This is the doomsday alternative universe he could have created

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Blonded05 2021-04-12 06:26:51

Stan singlehandedly saved humanity from complete destruction, only to be forgotten by it. Man, what a tragedy. I’ll always remember you Stan, even if it’s just me.

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Henry Crabs 2022-03-14 19:42:16

Lmao he's dead now Xd

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gorefairy 2022-05-22 11:57:06

@Henry Crabs ????? Is that how you normally react when someone dies

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Kingbanzzz 2022-05-31 10:35:28

@Henry Crabs bruhh wym "lmao he’s dead" imagine someone hearing about you being dead and they start laughing their ass off at you being dead

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Henry Crabs 2022-05-31 13:58:12

@Kingbanzzz you act as If I have empathy

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Kingbanzzz 2022-06-01 18:17:49

@Henry Crabs Ight but at least have some respect… I mean he is the reason we all still here lmao

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BoxCart 2022-06-07 15:14:36

@Kingbanzzz he’s just an edge lord ignore people like him

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Tucker Dennis 2021-05-13 15:52:52

the fact that i am alive today is due to a man who didn't get a medal, a big parade, a promotion, or bothered. thats the kinda hero i want to be.

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Mah-Dry-Bread - Gameplay & Streams! 2020-05-25 18:57:07

I don't think people tell you often enough just how phenomenal your use of sound is. You're damn good at editing your audio so that it really makes an impact

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Jordan Mills 2020-08-03 16:46:23

I'm sure he appreciates this dude, comments are good for the YouTube algorithm

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Loxu 2020-08-29 11:47:11

A lot of EmpLemons style comes from Jon Bois and he emulates it so well. If you want other examples of great sound design check jon bois out.

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Lσrd Drαgσ 2020-09-30 20:59:35

Wow your here too

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Ettrix 2020-10-24 11:56:17

Also the range and choice of audio "samples" is great and fitting

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The big W 2020-10-26 05:32:51

Yo I watch u Pokémon videos lol

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Water Drinker 2020-12-04 16:13:00

That is precisely why I love EmpLemon so much, the use of sounds and audio editing! They’re phenomenal!

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Jackie 2021-01-06 23:35:24

YTPs may sound and look like complete nonsense but they require mad editing skills. Emp's been perfecting the craft for years.

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kkmac 2021-02-26 20:53:24

@Nicholas Natale he has exactly 690k lol

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kkmac 2021-02-26 22:25:16

@Nicholas Natale no I know, it is funny that you made me look at it just now. Also, he is still underated

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Michael 2021-03-01 03:24:42 (edited 2021-03-01 03:25:04 )

Greatest use of sound was Dunkey on 11:19, the greatest man on Earth.

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Kevin 2021-03-07 02:23:02

Ending it with the coke song was a stroke of brilliance.

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Hansel Verta 2021-03-10 18:37:50

the comments on these videos are like a goddamn whos-who of youtubers

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TheWeasel 2021-03-18 01:36:27

@Jordan Mills funny reference to brr

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Ostan5000 2021-04-18 22:43:34

That is super true! The scene from this video that showcased the perspective of the Tsar Bomba explosion was definitely the most impactful part of the video.

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Evan Mayer 2021-04-23 19:05:34

Could not agree with this more. The best on this platform imo

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LukewarmBong 2021-05-14 13:43:24

22:33 is my favorite example of the genius editing/sampling in this

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LGP 2021-05-25 03:14:13

These videos are awesome and so are yours

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Buggle Magnum 2021-07-03 16:16:19

Nice profile picture powder puff

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Lakota 2021-07-17 18:57:12

nice to see you here as well w

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ASTRO 2021-08-29 22:48:05

This the YTP experience lel

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MPHswayze 2021-10-02 07:25:44

11:02 Mastapeace

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Thomas Wolf 2021-10-08 01:49:41

The dunkey break down FUCKING killed me XD

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John Whitney 2021-10-11 20:23:19

Oh what the fuck? Hey MDB glad to see you enjoy quality content.

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Michael Crockis 2021-10-12 03:46:43

I liked the music from Doom too.

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Dr. Ariel Finch 2021-04-14 10:12:02

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
~God, Futurama

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JasonX117 2022-05-29 00:14:40

That's what I thought of and said at the end of the video.

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George Cowsert 2022-03-20 01:13:36

I honestly love that little clip of Dunkey's voice over the bits of human history. Despite his words being meant for something completely different, it still captures the human experience at it's most raw: to conquer reality. The only difference between a game and real life is that when a game breaks, you can restart and apply your previous knowledge; but real life? When we break reality, there's no going back.

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LifeReadGuy99 2021-01-12 06:44:31

I've watched this video 5+ times and I can safely say it is my personal pick for the Apex of YouTube content. It may sound like I am exaggerating but this part of humanity's History (and, of course, of the one that most definitely saved us all) always brings a tear to my eye. I don't think it would have nearly as much of an impact if it wasn't presented in such a marvelous manner. Thank you, truly.

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Spider Cop 2021-12-14 14:35:49

Completely agreed. Hell, I would pay for an entire boxset of documentaries just like this.

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Michael Tanoos 2022-05-04 19:55:18

Completely Agree

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Amio 2022-02-28 04:01:41

Feelings of dread are rapidly closing in especially with recent events, but nonetheless I deeply hope we get to spend more time on this planet.

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BigBrainAnime 2019-07-07 19:36:05

there will never ever be an EmpLemon video on trending...
Because youtube hates quality content

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BigBrainAnime 2019-07-07 21:02:47

@Jared K Tru dat

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Inversion 2019-07-07 22:30:51

At least we still have iDubbbz.

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Friday Night Nicktoons 2019-07-07 22:39:44

They only do true quality stuff like buzzfeed news about mansplaining,Justin beiber and his friends singing, great hosts like jimmy Kimmel talking about how Republicans are bad,and whatever people are offended by this week will always be what's on there. Totally important. I love seeing Ariana grande....talk about donuts?...uh...yeah...love YouTube trending -_-

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Oh crap! He 2019-07-08 00:46:55

BOB IGOR RUINED STAR WARS NOT JUST KATHLEEN

Yeah. Why is a video of some pop star eating a donut trending when this video about a man who made a decision that saved 80-90% of the world isn't?

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 01:27:28

Youtube is in a big downward spiral

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MeWantMemesツ 2019-07-08 04:15:33

YouTube likes AWFUL CLICKBAIT YOUTUBERS
(ಥ﹏ಥ)

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Henry a carnivorous plant :D 2019-07-18 06:14:40

@Jared K 5 MiNuTe*. *CrAfTs

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Nekolu 2019-07-24 20:41:45

Str8 Krillin it i- I’m pretty sure I was introduced to emplemon because of trending…

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Inversion 2019-08-10 00:21:06

@Wyatt R. He did?

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Inversion 2019-08-10 17:01:15

We still have NigaHiga though. :)

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Mr.Freerobux 2019-08-10 23:59:05

I never even look at the trending tab its useless xD

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Tiago 2020-04-05 20:11:24

@Inversion Aged like milk

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sparex 42 2020-04-27 04:51:26 (edited 2020-04-27 04:52:16 )

@Friday Night Nicktoons Why are we still talking about political content like it's 2016? YouTube is a corporation. It's breeds lifestyle content to design lifestyle content to encourage more lifestyle content. The more people consume the more money YouTube makes. Money money money. That's what YouTube's about, that's what corporations are about. Seriously when was the last time man spreading or some shit has even been on the front page of YouTube?

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Tea Master 2021-03-10 22:33:33

The fact that some people in the comments say the video is biased in favor of the USSR and others say the video is biased for the US just proves how right he is

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Nicholas Coons-Levy 2021-05-09 07:19:57

god, emp is just the king of these kinds of video essays.
the writing is top notch, the editing, use of sound, the choices in footage, the wonderful transitions... you can not only tell the passion he has for telling these stories, but his mastery of how to tell these stories.
keep it up, big guy.

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Quadrenaro 2020-12-08 20:51:24

I've known about Petrov for about a decade. During all this, the USSR was on high alert because the allies were doing a training exercise that involved their radiomen giving mock orders and reports. This included nuclear launch reports. The soviets believed that if an attack were to ever occur, it would be during one of these exercises, as they would be unable to tell what was really happening. It was like a real life 'War Games,' which had coincidentally just came out two months prior.

The fact that we are even here now given what happened during that early fall morning, is so implausible that it has lead me to believe that we were not allowed to be destroyed.

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Luccaluke 2021-05-10 14:54:37

20:28 this whole part is inspired. How you slowly build up towards the Tsar and then the ultimate reveal is downright genius in it's effectiveness.

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Bel 2019-07-07 18:48:57

"I did what I was trained to do."

Chilling. I believed there was nothing else left to say at that point in the video, so the sudden realization of what that meant really hit hard. Amazing job on this.

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frimax12 2019-07-08 00:30:41

Same feeling, that part was chilling...

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Illucidate 2019-07-08 01:13:04

Ironically enough, In charlie Chaplin's words.
"You are not machines! You are men!"

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Logan Orlikoski 2019-07-08 01:23:15

Verdict: soldiers are souless human beings who cant think for themselves, and always trust your gut over the numbers.

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 01:25:45

No human is without a soul, that’s just what a human is capable of.

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Logan Orlikoski 2019-07-08 01:27:47

@*HellRay* I was making fun of the idea that soldiers dont function as individuals.

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 02:06:34

Logan Orlikoski
Yeah I got that.

A machine would just follow directive with nothing on the lines or thinking it over.

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Fandom guy 2019-07-08 03:16:58

It was a complete opposite of Stanislav. If their actions were reversed, the other guy would even be able to do anything because we'd all be dead.

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TheKaisama 2019-07-11 17:46:35

Eh? There's nothing chilling about it. It's not like the guy was even close to being in the same position as Petrov. Hell, look up the NORAD computer glitch from 1979 if you want to see the reaction to a similar situation. All that guy did was send out a warning. You can be mad at him for fucking up and being wrong, but to act like it some kind of mindless drone because he did what he was trained to do in order to potentially save lives is absurd.

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Logan Orlikoski 2020-02-11 13:39:40

@douglas wahid I made that comment 7 months ago. I've let this topic go and so should you.

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Tempest aka Krimps 2021-10-11 02:52:41

imagine being a time traveller in any given timeline, and standing outside of petrov's room: you know he has made a decision, and you don't know what the decision was, only time will tell. at that point, you're in the largest scale schrodinger situation humanity has ever faced, the world is both shattered to bits and perfectly fine at the same time

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Starky 2022-02-25 03:35:17

This is my favorite episode of Never Ever and would love to see more like this one.

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Pepsi Cola 1303 2022-02-25 06:09:35

Well with the way the world is right now let’s pray there is another man like Petrov, because the alternative is something I don’t even want to think about.

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Ben_ Earthly 2022-03-29 04:07:31

@Crazypug 2881 its unlikely, but not impossible

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Ryer 2022-04-28 05:24:14

This is outright my favorite video on YouTube perhaps, and it's really a bummer it didn't perform as well as the others because holy shit is Emp good at this type of thing.

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Otakumanu 2022-04-30 20:40:02

There will Never Ever be another Never Ever episode like "There may Never Ever be a man as powerful as Stanislav Petrov"

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Powmonki 2021-04-17 09:18:42

guy goes home and his wife is like "how was work honey?" "oh you know, just another day at the office"

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Phantom Cat 2021-08-28 03:36:35

Then a decade later. She finds out he had the power to end all of humanity but didn’t.. well i guess it’s just another day of good working

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Extremelightning 2021-08-30 15:59:31

Yeah

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mishael1 2021-03-01 21:35:33

I legit cried at 40:47 . I am so grateful; Thank you Stanislav Petrov for saving us all. Thank you EmpLemon for the video.

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obama joker 2019-07-07 17:47:27

2011 emperor lemon: ADMIRAL ACKBAR'S TRAPTASTIC SEXTRAVAGANZA

2019 emperor lemon: documentary about nuclear energy and the cold war

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Trancer 2019-07-07 20:12:59

Our boy is all grown up

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Noxus 2019-07-07 23:09:48

The Kekster educational!

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Loplop The Bird 2019-07-12 08:16:09

@Noxus Did you say... K E K ? >:-(

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Daniel Tarver 2019-07-29 01:05:22

Ay, but War....War never changes

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Preacher Jenkins 2020-08-17 03:42:01

Top tier character development

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bwkneetow 2021-01-23 02:49:54

@Preacher Jenkins a

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Gabe The Babe 2021-04-16 08:09:05

That title still gets me

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Sloth 2021-08-12 05:39:24

@Loplop The Bird K E K W

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Extremelightning 2021-08-30 15:58:50

Yeah

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Romandy 2022-01-21 16:24:44

Also, Nascar YouTuber.

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Negi1001 2022-03-24 15:21:58

and how one man prevented the end of the human race.

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Lucky Cherry 2021-11-05 16:40:43

As a person living in New Jersey, the idea of a single nuke dropped on Manhattan wiping out half the state in seconds is very chilling.

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Alex Melisz 2021-11-09 21:56:12

Emp, gotta say, you may be the best creator on this site. Entertaining, highly informative, insightful, eloquent. Your videos are bona-fide professional works and you should be very proud of them

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Partydude 2022-02-24 13:20:39

This is definitely the best episode of Never Ever. It seems a lot of work was put into it. The music perfectly fit the parts of the video. Thank you

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Ryer 2021-08-23 03:02:05

Over the past couple years I have come back and rewatched this video a few times. Truth is... This may be one of the best videos I myself have ever seen. The history of this obscure story, the implications of if it had gone differently, and the philosophical take on a lot of it (the idea of it being our great filter "judgement day" specifically...) All while having it remain grounded by focusing on the common person... It's phenomenal. It's frankly a work of art. The editing is superb, the sound design is excellent, and the overall composition is just brilliant. Fantastic job with this one Emp. You deserve every praise you get.

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Titus LaFrombois 2019-07-07 20:35:50

That moment when a YouTube shitposter makes a more emotionally moving, well researched, and engaging mini-documentary than most multi-billion dollar media organizations.

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 02:01:41

Those organizations are only in it for their narrative

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Ruby Acosta 2019-07-08 03:27:59

@*HellRay* so is emplemon ya know.......

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 05:56:48

Ruby Acosta
Yeah his own narrative, not what a hyper biased group tells him to think.

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Johnny Bensonitis 2019-07-08 09:19:35

Multi-million dollar media organizations are great! They work tirelessly to ensure the working man stands a chance in this world! Not to mention their determination to keep things fair and avoid operating in a manner than could be construed as manipulative. We're actually quite lucky because it could be much worse if they valued their profit margin higher than maintaining a strong moral foundation, and luckily they like to exercise being honest over on pushing any sort of narrative or agenda! Can you imagine?!

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MageBurger 2019-07-08 09:55:52

Titus Kent
Is he really a shitposter anymore?
I'm pretty sure at this point (based on his past NEVER EVER uploads) he's a firmly-established historian essayist.

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Spade 🇺🇦 2019-07-08 10:08:24

Go check out “Potential History” he combines shitposting with history. It’s hilarious.

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The PineApple 2019-07-08 10:11:27

I like to think this is the future of media, and the MSM rages and screams, facing its coming end.

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Place Placington 2019-07-08 10:38:51

The MSM organizations are the ones spearheading division and paranoia in the human race. In a manner of speaking, the vast majority of them would have no guilt in 'pushing the button' if it meant an end to their ideological enemies.

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LiQuiD FuSioN 2019-07-09 02:47:18

Wait. This is by the same person who uploaded the Hotel Mario YouTube Poop video(s)?!! Cool!

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Sasuke Uchiha 2019-07-09 12:34:07

@Alex Frideres same here

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Titus LaFrombois 2019-07-09 14:19:35

@Davin what's that supposed to mean?

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a 2019-07-10 12:06:33

you've obviously never seen history channel after midnight

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CapitalTeeth 2019-07-29 13:50:48

Folks like EmpLemon are the reason why the media you mostly see on TV is scared of YouTube. On YouTube you can watch whatever you want, whenever you want instead of being forced to watch one specific thing at a specific point in time on TV, depending on what channel you watch.


In fact, most of these multi-billion dollar organizations rely on boomers who still think TV is as relevant as it was decades ago. Meanwhile, slowly but surely TV's are becoming more and more like computers. There are TV's out there that can let you watch Netflix and other things through just a few button pushes. There is even an internet browser on some cases.
These are the two main reasons why i think things like YouTube is going to replace Television.

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iamhungey12345 2019-07-29 21:57:45

His video about the dislike button is one of my favorites of his.

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TwitchyTopHat 2019-08-14 04:23:58

What I love is the YTP influence in the relevant pop culture shotposts spread throughout the video. Something about them really drives home the point

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William Jordan 2020-01-23 10:45:36

@*HellRay* Oh, there's a lot of groupthink here.

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*HellRay* 2020-01-24 00:32:32

@William Jordan
And people that question the questionable aspects. That's what separates them from the others. They're allowed to debate and isn't considered stepping out of a line

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William Jordan 2020-01-24 09:45:31

@*HellRay* I never disagreed with that.

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Best Duo 2020-01-31 22:53:19

He's no longer just a shitposter though !

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NitroKlips 2020-02-01 04:41:37

my sentiments exactly

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Quinn Nosbod 2020-12-17 18:22:56

@Place Placington it’s not msm, it’s the capitalists, state, and pressure orgs that create the media narrative

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Quinn Nosbod 2020-12-17 18:23:56

His analysis of the soviet union and Reagan was kinda off and inaccurate, but otherwise an amazing doc

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Titus LaFrombois 2020-12-17 18:35:46

@Quinn Nosbod which part was inaccurate exactly?

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That Guy Called Philip 2021-03-14 21:51:43

I changed it to 4.8k. I know no one but me cares but it feels good to change something









In a positive way

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Gplgs 2021-04-01 22:56:57

@Johnny Bensonitis
The sad thing is that I can’t tell if you’re joking or being serious

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Johnny Bensonitis 2021-04-01 23:15:37

@Gplgs Thank you for your feedback! It's very important to us here! I'm always honest about corporations because without them innovation would be impossible and we'd all be better off dead if the world were different! It's important not to think about it too much and just consume and engage with your favorite social medias for a happy, healthy future!

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pure caesium 2022-03-01 05:57:10

Watching this video for the first time today. It's absolutely unreal to imagine that all these horrific options might be relevant yet again.

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DOC O.G. 2022-03-12 00:15:25

It won't happen, but I don't blame people for being afraid, it's a scary thought, but humanity can and will prevail through it

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brakorinspace o 2022-04-02 06:33:06 (edited 2022-04-02 06:33:17 )

Yknow whats honestly weirdly comforting myguy? Its ALWAYS been an option, we've always been minutes to midnight. And nothing has happened

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MiloCatArt 2021-01-10 23:10:43

Breaks my heart to think that he does't get the recognition he deserves, if it weren't for him most of us wouldn't even be born, and the rest would most likely be dead.

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Kai Yote 2021-10-26 20:04:14

The pairing of the Dunkee clip alongside imagery of the evolution of warfare eventually leading to nukes (so as to save the "player" from the frustration of the meta) was a God-Tier satirical analogy.

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BeBoChamp 2022-01-10 19:02:09

This makes me feel like we should wake up every morning and say "Thank you Stanislav Petrov" before we get on with our day.

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Demetra Economou 2019-07-07 16:54:43 (edited 2019-07-07 16:55:09 )

this channel has gone from youtube poops to Serious informative documentaries and I LOVE IT

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Toronto Transit Channel 2019-07-07 18:26:02

Demetra Economou more like serious documentary YouTube Poops, even better!

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Reshi 2019-07-07 18:46:31

I love it

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b00T 2019-07-07 19:33:22

Long time ago.I like both ytps and documental stuff

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Literally FF 2019-07-07 20:34:46

@Toronto Transit Channel I really like this format. Very few people do it because it is hard to do. I know a good portion of it but stil lwatch the video because it is so entertaining to watch.

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Jackklumber The Boiii 2019-07-07 20:38:43

I for one accept this future

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𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐯𝐞 2019-08-07 01:57:47

This is what the maturing of a YTP'er looks like!

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ThanosCube85 2021-10-12 01:22:47

@𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐯𝐞 with such a title like YouTube poop, they are some of the most mature people to ever live on this planet

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Loser9000 / Polyromp 2022-03-30 10:01:21

After rewatching this whole video, I gotta say...

Boy am I lucky to be taking strides to what I want to be. Probably because sooner or later...

My life could become one with the flowing air and ashes. Even if I don't get a nuclear warhead nowadays.

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Dr Bright 2021-05-20 00:59:39 (edited 2021-05-20 00:59:50 )

A few fun facts about Tsar bomba to give people nightmares;
-It was detonated around a mile off the ground, and STILL caused a medium-sized Earthquake
-The plane that dropped it was physically incapable of getting away fast enough to escape the shockwave, which caused all the engines to malfunction, forcing a mid-flight repair
-It was so bright that people over 65 miles away thought a second sun was rising seeing the blast
-It was over a thousand times more powerful than Trinity, Little boy, and Fat man combined
-It was only half as strong as it was supposed to be

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Muhammed Bugurtov 2022-01-16 14:26:48 (edited 2022-01-16 14:26:57 )

Its shockwave circled around the planet several times too

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Sunny 2021-07-20 20:15:49

Every once in a while I come back to this video. There's something about it all that makes it perfect. I say that this is EmpLemon's best video and is a masterpiece.

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AreoAnts 2020-12-31 20:32:09

It's a shame this one of Emp's Never Ever series has the least amount of views, because in practice I think this is the best of them. There's something to be said on how he used YTP editing skills to instead highlight just how tense the situation was. Rarely do I feel such an emotional payoff in media, much less a documentary.

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Otakumanu 2022-04-30 20:43:53

It's weirdly fitting considering how Petrov is not well known.

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Pidgeon Man 2020-04-18 02:24:26

“If Stanislav Petrov had mercy for the world, then maybe we all can too.”

Something about that line is so wholesome that it almost makes me cry. This is why you’re my favorite YouTube channel.

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Zaid Nava 2020-08-28 00:22:09

let's actually apply this thought in real life.

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Skies of Icarus 2020-08-31 07:03:08

@Zaid Nava I certainly hope we can, as things are looking rather bleak at the moment. I'm still holding out hope that we'll realize the error of our ways before it's too late..

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Zaid Nava 2020-08-31 07:26:29

@Skies of Icarus what can we do about it? How can deal with polarized people and bring people together?

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Skies of Icarus 2020-08-31 08:30:33

@Zaid Nava That is the tough part of this situation, which is why I mentioned that things are looking bleak. In fact, it might not happen in the next few years, which is the worrying part, as time is most critical.

This whole situation has been centuries in the making, with multiple factors leading us to this point. Of course, with those factors came decisions, some of which had no ideal solution; there would be conflict regardless of the decision.

One such decision (or in this case, conflict) was the civil war. No matter the victor, we would find ourselves in a conflict such as the one we're facing now. Since the union won in our timeline, the former confederates felt oppressed, so that added a bit of fuel for the equal rights conflicts of the next century, and the following few decades leading up to the present. If the confederacy had won (factoring out the socioeconomic/political differences brought on by a confederate victory), there would have, inevitably, been some form of conflict between the confederate government/population and the enslaved African Americans. Of course, there's no way to know that, as it's alternate history theory, but I can make a guess, as baseless as it could be.

As Emp discussed in the video, one contributing factor (debatably) may be the lack of a major threat to our nation (in regards to the ability to completely destroy our nation from the outside), which (debatably) may have caused our internal conflicts in our own nation in order to keep that momentum of fear or anger going that was built up during the course of the cold war.

Finally, things are especially tense this year as it's an election year, with both major parties having (in my opinion) a rather poor choice of candidate (also in my opinion, the larger of the smaller parties (the green party and the libertarian party) also have lame candidates). Because we're at a periodic point in our nation's calendar (deciding how the country is going to be run), both sides of the polarized groups are rallying behind their party's candidate. Because both parties are the textbook definition of polar opposites and make up a majority of the United States population, no matter who wins or who loses, a major group of people will be uncontrollably upset.

So what can be done to get back onto the right track? I don't think many people will take the time out of their day to read this far, they probably quit out when I brought up the civil war. But to those who read on, I have some major pieces of advice. First, vote for who you believe fits your values best, regardless of party alignment, but don't be upset if your choice doesn't win. At the end of the day, we need to make the best of the hand we're dealt, regardless of if it's a bad hand or a royal flush. Second, don't separate your fellow countrymen into categories like party alignment, race, sex, etc., rather think of them as Americans. We're all under the same flag, so we need to do our best to work together to make it work. Third, listen to other people's opinions and weigh them against your own. You don't have to agree with them, but hear them out regardless. Fourth, if someone is gloating or attempting to incite anger out of you, don't take the bait. Keep a calm, collected, and most importantly, positive attitude towards the person doing the gloating/goading. This will cause them to feel like their boastful nature is having little effect on the people around them, causing them to question the effectiveness of such actions and/or thinking. Finally, and this is the most important part, hatred is a terrible thing to feel, and you shouldn't feel any form of hatred towards anyone, regardless of anything they stand for, anything they do, and most importantly, anything they are.

Make of this what you will, as I'm just a faceless person leaving a comment on a platform that's known for untrustworthy comments on a video that isn't seen by even a majority of the people on earth.

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Really Useful Trackmaster Fan 2021-01-10 18:05:52

Vassili arkupov also saved the world

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AudiosurfArchive 2021-02-14 17:00:44

@Zaid Nava Bit by bit. Learning. Emotional intellect needs to be trained. Say hello to someone you see but never say anything. Maybe stick around for a few seconds to hold a door open for someone.
Ask if someone's got something on they're mind if you're gonna be strangers in close proximity for a while. Non-PAC volunteer services. Talk to the guy/lady you've seen quite a few times now, but never got time to perhaps get a coffee;, like Nardwuar says ad nauseam: _the strongest method of persuasion--JUST ASK. •́ ‿ ,•̀
It's legit advice, and can't emphasize how far its help.
I am glad I knew about this fella when my father died. Helped alot of perspective..

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Alpha Lax 2021-02-27 19:00:52

How is that wholesome

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Triple A 2021-03-06 03:03:33

I always found that the craziest part of this story was that Stansislav was a substitute for that day because the usual commander was on vacation.

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Caprisunaddict 24 2021-04-23 21:38:10

I feel like I've always learned something and grown as a person after watching one of your videos. Like I've been enlightened one lesson at a time. Thank you.

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Luke Warm 2021-01-02 13:26:33

Using a Dunkey reference to explain how it's human nature to take what at the time seems as a simplistic finding to the natural endgame of trying to harness it's power in order to essentially change the way the "game" is played to better favor the player is actually incredible in its comparison and articulation.

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Clutch Cartographer 2022-03-30 07:41:01 (edited 2022-03-30 07:41:22 )

This video and it's creator are the absolute pinnacle of YouTube. Nothing surpasses emplemon's prowess. If I could choose any editor in the world to work for me, it'd be my boy emp.

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tsob 2022-02-28 20:23:21

this video is a testament to how your editing and style of storytelling can give me chills even on rewatches

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brav0wing 2022-03-17 18:13:10 (edited 2022-03-17 18:15:32 )

Fantastic video but there is one thing I disagree with.
Petrov followed his training. He said so himself in an interview.
It was in his training where he learned that in case of a nuclear launch the US would launch hundreds of missiles. So he deduced correctly. Yes, a degree of his individual self also played a part.
Nevertheless, the man should have a statue both on Washington and Moscow.

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Kai Brady 2021-12-03 06:32:37

The Tsar Bomba edit dropped my soul. I knew all the stories before this video, but the video made me feel like I never did. I think people would care more about history if people told it like this video. With Passion.

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Jam Jammy 2021-08-28 22:56:39

I'd like to say that videos like these done by anyone else would often leave you with a sense of dread and fear that a crisis like this would come up again. But Emp really turned it around, especially towards the end, by pointing out how much thinking for ourselves is powerful.

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Andrew Sterrett Counter 2020-11-30 03:38:11

7:03 This gave me goosebumps, sent chills down my spine and gave me anxiety all at once. 1) This is a masterpiece EmpLemon very great! 2) The very threat of nuclear annihilation looms over our very being and we need to take action.

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Democracy Turtle 2019-07-08 14:44:31

"If Stan Petrov had mercy for the world, perhaps we can too."

Great quote Mr.Emp

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Hatred 2022-05-08 13:46:05

Petrov's wife: "He's hiding something, is it another woman?"

Petrov: "For 15 seconds I was responsible for the fate of humanity."

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Traitless 2021-04-19 00:35:32

Don’t know if anyone else has mentioned this, but I’ve seen some of the most creative youtubers on this platforms blossom, and you my good sir are one of them. Phenomenal audio choices and timings, from music to voice and clips from all the way back then. The visuals itselfs are amazing and on-track, waving through each image/video like the quietest but most smoothest rube goldberg machine.

This is further elevated by half of the audio clips you use, being from some of the YouTubers I watch on the daily. Adding that layer of connection takes your videos to a whole other level, and I have no doubt this series will become a staple soon enough. Keep up the good work!

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Jeremiah Felix Sobrevilla 2021-10-08 23:49:14

Wow. I was 2 years too late for this video.

I am fighting back tears as i am writing this. May there never be another Stan Petrov, if we can help it.

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Retro Reviews Movies 2021-08-07 12:35:02

Whether it’s intentional or not, I noticed that out of all the “Never Ever” episodes, this is the only one where the title says “There MAY never…” instead of “There WILL never...” Perhaps to highlight how there just might be someone with enough power to end the world, once again. But I don’t know, it could just be a simple error.

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ΩøøΩ 2019-07-07 20:30:07

I can't believe he went from funny ytp's to THIS




thank you, this almost certainly the best video you have ever made.

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Aflay 2019-07-08 05:03:25

ΩøøΩ

This is almost certainly one of the most important videos in history.

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Matthew Roles 2019-07-08 05:09:08

Except Ascended 3 of course ;)

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The Spanish Plague 2021-09-13 15:50:38

Thank you for this video. I've lived my life drunkenly telling everyone I can about Stanislav Petrov and have constantly experienced frustration at the lack of credit this man has received. I appreciate this video more than you know.

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BlazingRoman 2022-03-01 20:08:39

just noticed the change from "will" to "may" in the title

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Nory Levi 2022-03-13 09:44:42

the title has always been "may"

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testkill 2021-11-23 18:37:51

bringing it full circle with the hawaii false alarm and the man responsible saying he was doing what he was trained to do is genius directing. that part gave me chills.

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Kaihatsu 2022-02-28 00:42:19

With things as they stand today, I hope that there is another with the mercy to spare mankind a second time.

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Pangloss413 2019-09-02 03:06:17

Can we just take a moment to recognize this man's talent as a storyteller?

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Migolas 2020-06-14 18:55:28

He should dubbing some netflix history series, or something

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Raum 2901 2020-07-31 03:40:24

@Migolas He might be the guy who makes all the intros of Fallout

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memoOfJacoboArbenzJuanArevaloN MohammadMossadeghLLJ 2020-08-08 04:50:25

Long live the emperor of Lime.

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M13 Casey Yuan Pinos Otaza 2020-08-10 11:15:40

Epic editing skills

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Xuanathan 2020-09-03 11:59:17

Fr this guy made me care about Nascar

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Mohc 2021-05-19 05:29:14

On this day, 82 years ago, Petrov passed away. RIP to the man who saved the world.

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Patter Song 2021-05-20 03:01:33

...I think you need to check your math on that one. He died in 2017 (4 years ago), not in 1939 (82 years ago).

That said yes, RIP.

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James Hartzog 2021-04-17 15:22:23 (edited 2021-04-27 16:37:39 )

This is one of the best YouTube videos out there. Thank you emp for such amazing content

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The Nan0mech 2021-01-08 02:45:23

This is one of the only videos that constantly bring me close to tears with just how real it can sometimes feel. One of the best videos that I feel can not be shared enough. Thank you EmpLemon.

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Popsickle Pete 2021-03-02 23:26:22

Watching this made me realize: There will never ever be another comic book like Watchmen. For a couple reasons:
1. Watchmen was a product of its time, and without the threat of nuclear annihilation, no series can carry that sense of existential weight.
2. Attempts at adaptations, sequels, spin-offs and crossovers could not re-capture what made the series so good in the first place.
3. Alan Moore has not topped himself since writing the series.

There are probably other reasons, but I think Watchmen would very much deserve an entry in the Never Ever series. I have faith in you, Emp!

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Nate Graham 2020-11-11 18:09:13

We all need to take a second to admire the integration of dunkey talking about difficulty in video games to describe the increasingly sinister nature of warfare. Goddamn genius

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Lumbago 2022-03-20 23:28:03

@Juan Manuel Penaloza ahoy

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Mike KoolDude 2022-04-28 03:14:45

War has always been sinister

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Samuel Price 2022-06-16 00:45:26

This is without a doubt the best YouTube video I have watched in the past year at least. Great job man. If only history was taught like this.

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Penguino26 2022-03-02 03:29:27

2022 has added an entire new layer to this...

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Based Yoshi 2021-08-26 18:58:40

I was living in Honolulu when the false alarm happened. I slept through it. I was supposed to work that morning and I was late to work. My dad was also living there at the time and he said people were running trying to find shelters and bunkers to go to and people were screaming like their lives were going to end. Imagine the fear those people had in those moments, being on an island almost 3000 miles away from the nearest continent, almost certain that your life is going to end and that you can’t do anything about it…

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Awesome pieman4523 2021-07-29 22:45:59

I have watched this video 8 times and I still get chills. You are an amazing creator and I always look forward to your next project.

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Nexpo 2019-07-08 05:51:46 (edited 2019-07-08 05:56:55 )

This was one of the most memorable and well crafted videos that I’ve ever watched on YT. Impeccable job.


(also highly enjoyed that subtle nod to Local58)

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Debate Bro Neolib God 2019-07-08 07:18:11

Never thought I see you here

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꧁༺Maya༻꧂ 2019-07-08 11:24:48

@Debate Bro Neolib God lol me too omg nexpo

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imagen 2019-07-08 13:48:51

I happened to hear your theme song in this video haha

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Fire Marshal 2019-07-08 17:38:19

Just finished watching you video on local 58, earned a new sub!

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Karalia Brennan 2019-07-08 20:43:47

THINGS I WAS NOT EXPECTING: THAT

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Ernest Sacco 2019-07-09 01:24:30

Wow interesting seeing you here....and I completely agree

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CeresStriker 2019-07-09 14:18:18

17:09 not the victory position again...

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ts;cc 2019-07-10 10:42:46

I saw your comment when you had like a couple likes, lol.

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freddiemustdie 2019-07-10 21:44:25

My boy nexpo🖤🖤

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derpy penguin 2019-07-11 01:16:39

Love you Nexpo.

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Kacy Crockard 2019-07-13 14:03:04

When was that subtle nod?

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Jerry C 2019-07-14 00:05:34

@Kacy Crockard The NordVPN ad in the video at 16:03 and again at 17:09

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Ian 2019-07-15 21:06:40

What was the time stamp?

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zacmitchel92 2019-07-19 08:41:31

Nexpo glad to see you here. Glad to see a YouTuber with quality content watching another with quality content.

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jj_colombia97 2019-07-26 06:56:38

Always nice to see quality content creators interacting with each other

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insomnia dog 2020-06-07 23:54:30

Real Heel Ryan favorite horror channel and a favorite dank meme youtuber

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Generic Gaming Channel 2020-12-12 02:24:35

Yeah the local58 thing was pretty cool,thank god it wasn't the face thing though

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bruh moment 2021-03-04 06:34:38

Never Ever Local58 episode would be awesome.

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Frog 2021-03-11 00:17:26

Local 58 got me like

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SantosGT 2021-05-28 03:04:48

Is local58 something about aliens? I cant quite put my finger on it...

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Igotsomegirlsnumber Sittingheretalkingfor5mins 2021-08-07 20:50:38

@Generic Gaming Channel dude I hated real sleep, shit made me see shadow people in the corner of my eye for like 3 days

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Metalhead1565 2021-04-14 01:59:08

Sir, your videos are phenomenal. Especially this one. You're really giving all the documentary channels a run for their money lol

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Champigne 2021-07-10 15:31:14

You’re views on Kamikazi are very simplistic. Most kamikazi pilots were forced into it. Many were college students that had no military experience. They were not jumping at the chance to kill themselves. The Japanese were extremely fearful of being captured because they had been led to believe through propaganda that US soldiers would rape, torture, and kill soldiers and civilians they captured. Many women and children were killed hiding in caves at Iwo Jima because they were so terrified of being captured.

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Abaddon, the Lord of Avernus. 2021-09-12 09:09:11

@Ethereal and the Philippines too

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Romandy 2022-01-21 16:28:17

I can believe Kamikaze pilots being forced to become suicidal because of the society they are raised in. Of course most people wouldn't want to kill themselves for the sake of their country, but in those times, I think they would rather die than face the enormous shame and punishment that Japanese society will impose on them.

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Spencer Benisch 2021-08-19 17:22:47

You do such a good job of building importance before getting to the point of the story. Engaging the viewer with knowledge and context to up the effect of the video.

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Elliot Goodyer 2021-10-31 11:09:33

This is one of the most stunning pieces of art I’ve ever had the joy to watch

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Mergie 2019-07-07 16:49:14

there will Never Ever be another youtuber as good as EmpLemon

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Abd 2019-07-07 16:51:39

Correct!

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XComb 2019-07-07 16:52:27

You aren't right


But you're correct

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Preston Heit 2019-07-07 16:53:44

Ive seen this comment 6 times

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Robot Bjorn 2019-07-07 16:56:36

😚((

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sdk 2019-07-07 16:56:51

@Preston Heit and we should see it 6 times more

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Thomas Gibbs 2019-07-07 16:57:30

Ssethzeentach is even better

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SIREX__ 2019-07-07 16:58:57

Logan paul is better

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Tyler Hackner 2019-07-07 16:59:03

Fact. Emplemon is best lemon.

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The Police Department United 2019-07-07 17:06:02

I hope you aren't right because that might make the platform better

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Red Penguin 2019-07-07 17:08:40

Blessed comment

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Demetra Economou 2019-07-07 17:32:23

Cinemassacre is the only one i would think comes close

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Bean Reese’s 2019-07-07 17:43:03

Summoning salt?

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KoYorha 2019-07-07 17:54:07

Or Etika

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p_wac 2019-07-07 18:20:23

Absolutely right

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GameStart just a simple youtube channel 2019-07-07 18:36:57

there will NEVER
EEEEEEEEEEEEVER be

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Neisan Mo 2019-07-07 18:38:30

@Bean Reese’s damn right

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Ethan Nelson 2019-07-07 19:05:26

Damn you said it man, amen to that

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Coffin Cekkles 2019-07-07 19:47:32

@SIREX__ You mean the guy who has a foot for a face?

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Micahmossa ミカモッサ 2019-07-07 19:50:45

Like*

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Andrei Radu 2019-07-07 20:12:45

I have to agree with this

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Log Man Comments 2019-10-23 02:39:24

I like Rags more, but Emp is a very close second.

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Georgio Hyde 2019-10-23 16:39:25

There will never ever be a funny woman

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Rommel Jefferson 2019-11-16 00:55:31

I dunno, Lemmino is a pretty good YouTuner.

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Dampfwalze 2021-08-24 16:52:48

Damn, you really made me tear up a little at 39:32..
Amazing video, thank you for this documentary, and keeping the name of the man who most of us have to thank for our life... alive.

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Toritorer 2021-08-23 02:28:26

If I could, I would give this man a handshake and say "Thank you."

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Andy Johnson 2021-11-26 21:49:46

That edit of the bone from 2001 into the nuclear weapon (I think) instead of the spacecraft gave me chills. I'm blown away by how excellent your videos are.

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robolizard222 2021-03-22 05:40:39

These videos are the height of documentary youtube work. So much so that I think it should be submitted to actual film festivals. You are amazing at story telling and insightful review. Keep on trucking my dude.

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Last Man Standing 2019-07-07 19:13:27

Wife: "Hey Honey, how was work?"
Stan: "It was pretty regular."

Skip forward ten years

Wife: YOU WHAT!!!

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OptimisticScales 2019-07-07 22:22:47

"It was ten years ago! Why are you so upset!?"

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Matheus Nery 2019-07-08 00:49:25

"And I saved your life, and the world for that matter anyway, why would you be upset?"

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Jose Angel Monterroza 2019-07-08 04:52:40

you've never played tuber simulator?

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Ash 2019-07-08 05:46:22

@OptimisticScales he STANned green homer Simpson

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GenericRacer07 2022-05-01 18:32:27

I would like to see EmpLemon do a video on Joachim Ronnenberg, the Norwegian resistance fighter and his group who helped stop the nazi heavy water experiment. Watching the atomic bomb backstory part reminded me of him, and it would be neat for him to do a video on him.

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tapewormrage 2021-04-16 06:38:25

Imagine being the one guy who actually saved the world.

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Shrektacular2468 2021-03-13 21:28:55

It's only someone like EmpLemon who could use an audio bit from Dunkey to enhance the video as a whole.
Excellent work. This is why you're the best.

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Zoruacrossing 2022-04-22 17:49:47

Just rewatching this today, I noticed something subtly striking about this video... it's currently the only Never Ever episode that says "there may Never Ever"... not, "there will Never Ever"... of all the historically amazing people and events the series has tackled, this is the one that "may" never ever happen again... just shows how horrifying the nature of it all is.

Still, I remain cautiously optimistic that Stanislav Petrov will forever remain an example to follow, and not a lucky fluke.

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Carl 2020-07-09 04:38:47

“I did what I was trained to do” God that is that is terrifying, the way the world is now I genuinely don’t think we’d have another Stanislav.

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My alt account that I will barely ever use 2020-08-11 15:00:30 (edited 2020-08-11 15:00:41 )

We actually kind of did in Vasili Arkhipov who shared a similar story to Stanislav but on a Nuclear Submarine in the peak of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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Sara Skyline 2020-08-28 18:01:46

Dasnetta But was it as powerful as Stanislav Petrov?

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I Am Not Armed 2020-09-05 19:05:31

@Sara Skyline kinda, two of the three commanding officers already approved the launch of missiles (keep in mind they were underwater and had no communications with the outside world) but Arkhipov still refused to approve to nuclear launch

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craigandahalf 2020-10-04 02:58:22

Don't sell today's humans short. We have always been this dumb despite all the reasons we shouldn't.

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Alpha Lax 2020-10-05 20:46:43

@I Am Not Armed so a Twelve Angry Men sort of ordeal?

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Koolaid Man 2020-12-30 23:32:13

I think we all have a little bit of Petrov in our hearts

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jon 2021-01-02 15:43:42 (edited 2021-01-02 15:47:31 )

​@Koolaid Man we can only hope we do

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Alpha Lax 2021-01-02 20:26:07

How

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jon 2021-01-02 21:32:02

@Alpha Lax it's terrifying because it we know that's what most ppl would have done. If that was the man instead of stanislav you most likely wouldn't exist

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 18:58:30

The most powerful people in the world got there by not being petrov. But there are Petrovs in the world they are just always in a low scale environment.

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Dri Ven 2021-03-01 12:46:51

Nobody has to be alive for nukes to fire. On either side. Final say is in the hands of a machine. If no human response is detected and all sensors point towards nuclear annihilation. Do you think this system once in a while burps up like a copy of windows Me? You bet it fucking does! Despite mountains of poopy panted officers who had their Stanislov moment along the way....those systems are still in place. Fucking pray they dont go BSOD suddenly.

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Dri Ven 2021-03-01 12:48:10

We are an absurd species. The traits that are most harmful to the community are the traits that are flaunted in public as the most desirable. That takes a special kind of stupid.

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Michael McCarthy 2021-03-01 23:29:22

Would you rather he just ignore the alarm next time? It's not like he was in charge of firing off nuclear missles like Stanislav Petrov. He was thinking about others too.

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Jack Mehov 2021-05-14 02:00:00

There was only 5 missiles that were showing on the screen, there would be no way America strikes first with only 5 missiles and not 33,000.

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Jake C. 2021-06-10 03:13:08

to be fair, most of us would do what they are trained to... i sympathize with the poor guy who sent the alert, if he actually believed it was real

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g386. 2021-07-28 03:59:18

This comment has been approved by the Breadstick Comment Committee

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Ghosty 2021-10-17 23:26:04

It can be argued that the US had plenty of Petrovs/Arkhipov in the 1960s when they had the great idea to fly armed bombers with nuclear warheads 24/7 just to be ready for a nuclear retaliation.
I'm not even joking, this was a real thing (look up Operation Chrome Dome). I'm surprised we even made it through that decade tbh

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D. Sir 2021-11-30 03:50:18

He made the Hungrybox one, which I think has better production and storytelling, but still this one is trippy as hell

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Zoruacrossing 2022-04-22 17:49:38

Just rewatching this today, I noticed something subtly striking about this video... it's currently the only Never Ever episode that says "there may Never Ever"... not, "there will Never Ever"... of all the historically amazing people and events the series has tackled, this is the one that "may" never ever happen again... just shows how horrifying the nature of it all is.

Still, I remain cautiously optimistic that Stanislav Petrov will forever remain an example to follow, and not a lucky fluke.

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FazeThruWallz 2022-06-05 03:14:07 (edited 2022-06-05 18:48:48 )

I just realized something...
At 19:15, Emp shows a scene from TF2's Meet the Spy.
For context, the characters shown are Blue Spy(The guy that gets shot), Blue Scout(Left), Blue Soldier(Middle), and Blue Heavy(Right). They are informed that a Red Spy is impersonating one of them. I think each of the characters symbolizes someone.
Soldier(McCarthy) shoots the Blue Spy(Innocent person) because he suspects Red Spy is disguised as Blue Spy, when in reality, Red Spy is Scout. Best part is that the colors match up, Blue for US, Red for USSR

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Furious Demon 2022-03-12 09:05:40 (edited 2022-03-12 09:05:46 )

As far as his power was concerned, he had binary agency. To launch, or not to launch, the missiles.

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Ethan Marquardt 2021-07-22 06:11:19

38:38 holy shit that sent a shiver down my spine imagine if this guy had petrovs job

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Krzysztof Dolecki 2021-11-13 16:44:19

At The same Time - he really just did his Job. Petrov Was right with his decision but he disobeyed orders. I dont think Person who pushed Information about missle in hawaii is to blame, they paid him to do this and fired him when he did.

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Punlshed Snake 2019-07-07 22:36:52

Ah yes, quoting dunkey in a cold war documentary
10/10 never change

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lefu 2019-07-08 03:50:39

The madman actually did it.





Absolutely disturbing ending parallelism

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DoodleWill 2019-07-08 07:52:00

Stanislav Petrov actually calls up the USSR





" Hello, do you have the BEGG YOSHI? "

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Dangerousbros 2019-07-08 08:04:49

forsen1 i c baj

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Aidan Cullinan 2019-07-08 12:09:23

Which video is it?

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m a n a a i m j e a i f f 2019-07-08 12:40:57

It genuine had me shivering

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Elias 2019-07-08 12:51:24

@Aidan Cullinan The quote is from his "Difficulty in Videogames" video

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drayc 2019-07-08 13:20:09

Make reactsen react to this

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Manny _ 2019-07-08 16:02:57

I honestly thought it was some sort of glitch on my youtube

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Punlshed Snake 2019-07-08 19:44:15

@drayc forsenJoy Clap

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I was in the chess club 2019-07-09 00:12:36

@Dangerousbros Hello brother

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Jesus Villa 2019-07-09 00:14:43

This game makes you FEEL like you have the power to destroy the human race

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chiken 2019-07-14 21:39:43

Ah, I see you're a man of bajs as well. forsen1

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Sora_hoki 2020-06-17 03:50:30

You took the words out of my mouth, a true man of culture, this Emplemon

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Kadzu 2020-06-24 07:10:30 (edited 2020-06-24 07:10:56 )

11:01

For personal reasons

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Hanif 2020-07-05 10:35:35

Just got to that part

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Djwhiskers 2020-08-06 01:28:07

I WATCH VORSEN IN THE MORNING 😂😂😂 ANY VI VONERS??

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baj a blast 2020-11-16 06:04:46

@Kadzu your doing God's work my man

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sleepy 2022-02-27 15:46:28

man.. we haven’t learned since then have we

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GGOTheMadlad 2022-02-28 10:06:09

Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. -Winston Churchill

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Hugo Stiglitz 2021-04-19 07:45:27

I heard of the event but it pisses me off that most people didn't know his name. This man is a legend

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Britton Beggs 2021-11-19 03:47:00

Calling this event our “judgement day” in the context of the Fermi paradox is so damn terrifying. We came so close to failing the test

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littleferrhis 2021-03-01 03:41:13

Jon Bois: Doesn't release lost episode on the same subject
Emplemon: "I gotchu"

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shootie 2019-12-11 22:27:48 (edited 2019-12-11 22:28:01 )

Don’t forget the Tsar Bomba was halved in explosive size because the pilot wouldn’t survive and testing it anywhere at that size would cause too much damage for a show of force.

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Jam _ 2020-03-08 06:34:38

Remember though, the soviets really couldn’t have cared less if a pilot died. It would of done better because killing off the pilot would have done the soviets a plus by killing off the only true witnesses of the test.

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Lapsing Gravitas 2020-03-31 03:15:29

@Jam _ ah yes, thank god that the pilot survived to tell the tale of the time they discreetly tested a bomb that was so large it caused tremors to echo through the world multiple times. That pilots testimony was really the only way we would have ever found out about such a top secret test that definitely wasn't done intentionally to intimidate the USA.

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Khalil Barkallah 2020-04-04 18:29:22

@Jam _ ah yes, the pilot was the only one who knew a nuclear bomb of that magnitude was detonated. Thank god he didn't die and if he did the secret of the tsar bomba would never be unearthed!!!1!!1!1!

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Lazys The dank engineer [BACK] 2020-04-20 08:15:30

@Jam _ ah yes, of course a test of a bomb never meant to be used where many people were present was top secret

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Gary 2020-04-24 04:36:31

@Jam _ Nuke: annihilates an entire country and the pilot
Everybody in the rest of the world: i wonder what happened

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jimmyredd 2020-05-11 03:12:38

@Jam _ ah yes, the first rule of the scientific method: Never observe the results of a test

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planescaped 2020-05-16 03:42:02

@Jam _ Behold, the derp attitude of the cold war alive and well in 2020.

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Gameplayer1500 2020-05-24 07:18:26

May I see the source for this?

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Dean_L33 2020-06-28 05:11:37

@Sakboi2012 he might be wrong on the fact that no one could tell what happened but that piolet is eating dirt the moment he come ack to the hanger

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Elias P 2020-07-08 03:21:59 (edited 2020-09-11 14:57:15 )

it was more a matter of its creator fearing the effects of a 100 MT bomb exploding on the north of Russia more than anything so he halved the capacity with lead.

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Crimson Call 2020-09-11 14:46:02

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Elias P 2020-09-11 14:57:29

@Crimson Call Scary isnt it?

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Plank 2020-09-13 12:27:16 (edited 2020-09-13 12:27:59 )

@Ben Siener it was actually only cut by 1/3, the most explosive and radioactive material, And it was actually a last minute call by the designer too, as he had his Oppenheimer moment.

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Kalmin III 2020-09-28 11:19:11

@Jam _ ah yes, a common case of intelligence juice leakeage.

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GamingGranny 2020-10-26 18:08:49

It truly was-

THE KING OF BOMBS.

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Revolter 2020-11-17 19:17:02

@Jam _ That is the most stupid thing I have heard in a long time. The USSR detonates the largest Atomic bomb ever created and the other countries should wonder what happened? And why should the USSR ever hide it if it is a demonstration of its strengh? Use your brain for one second.

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Brandon 2020-11-29 22:00:00

I love how all of the replies on here are just people making fun of Jam_ for saying stupid shit. It's beautiful

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shootie 2020-11-30 10:40:46

@Brandon it really is

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Generic Gaming Channel 2020-12-12 02:21:20

@Jam _ ah yes,another comment insulting you

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Psybandit - 2020-12-18 03:22:51

im pretty sure it was just using it's energy inefficiently, because the taar bomba was never dropped from a plane

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Jam _ 2020-12-28 23:45:48

@Brandon Ah yes, indeed it is beautiful. Im genuinely enjoying it.

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shootie 2021-01-01 16:17:27 (edited 2021-01-01 16:29:02 )

@Psybandit - it was, specifically a modified Tu-95V, and it was accompanied by a Tu-16A, which was there to witness and film the test.

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Jackie 2021-01-06 23:37:19

And even then they still put his chances of living at 50% and he almost lost control after getting hit by the shockwave.
It's just inconceivable how powerful nukes are, and that was only ONE...

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Connor P 2021-01-13 02:09:36

Someone was murdered here, goddamn.

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CheeseMcCheese 2021-02-10 10:04:19

@Jam _ Man. You got destroyed.

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fastn't boi 2021-02-28 08:53:44

@Jam _ ah yes, another "ah, yes" reply

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Jam _ 2021-03-01 01:14:22

@fastn't boi ah yes, ah yes.

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I need no channel youtube! 2021-03-03 00:15:42

@Jam _ They literally publicized the test in a propaganda film.

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Jam _ 2021-03-04 04:19:26

@I need no channel youtube! ah yes, they publicized the test in a propaganda film.

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Jam _ 2021-03-04 04:19:47

this shit reeks of monty python skit energy

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Serge Romanchenko 2021-03-11 11:08:33

@Jam _ You you see USSR as whole thing. There were times 1917-1953 it was time when government didn't care about people.After Stalins death there was revision policy. People were freed from labor camps.They let Soljenicin to publish his book about Stalins terror times. Basically government was fee So i guess there were period 1917-1955 and 1960-1991 when there were kind of very socialist times Medical care , social care , free housing , free education was on very high level. My mom was born in far city. She received free education bacame a doctor. Went to work in hospital in Moscow and same year government gave her apartment 55 sqare meters not far from her work. If families had more children government was providing them with bigger apartments. I think 70s up to 85 was kind of golden years of soviet union. When gorbachev came to power started deficit of products 86 chernobyl it was heavily declining. Don't really understand why. When USSR broke thing got so bad that average life expectancy dropped from 78 in 80s to 65 in 1993.

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Sumvs 2021-05-13 14:57:04

Just a little note about tsar bomba, the cloud broke into space. And it was also only at half power. It was originally supposed to be a 100 megaton bomb, but some soviet officer at the plant where it was produced decided to change it.

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Hehehefunny Name 2021-03-01 03:46:35

Do you ever think we’ve had several judgment days with one persons morals being judged to decide the worlds fate?

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Problems 2021-11-04 02:09:51

I like to think it’s always a person of completely average morals for the time that is “chosen” to make the decision

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Obd1andDown 2021-11-15 17:48:17

You ever heard of The Mud Flood?

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Alexander Grant 2021-11-28 23:11:13

@Problems And as much as we seem to hate our fellow man, the mercy any of us average people contain is enough to keep this experiment going. I studied astronomy so I’m well aware how unlikely it is that we’re the first species to break past the great filter, but the optimist in me feeds off of comments like these. I think in the end, common people will be the true heroes when we make it to the next stage of our human journey, not the leaders, not the brightest among us, but truly unremarkable people like Stan, and that’s how it should be.

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TiddyTwyster 2022-05-04 13:20:01 (edited 2022-05-04 23:46:08 )

Had it been me we'd probably be in the stone age right now
I've been pretty interested in the atom bomb and the cold war for most of my life but something about this video really made me come to terms with it all
10/10 made me cry twice

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9000 Overall 2022-02-04 05:26:52

This is probably my favourite Never Ever episode, it’s just so interesting.

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Merry Christmas 2019-07-08 11:03:15

Emplemon: Youtube will never have as good production quality as traditional TV.


also Emplemon:

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Merry Christmas 2019-07-08 16:59:04

Use dat munie you use to buy a glock to donate to his patreon instead at that point.

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Schmucks24 Gaming 2019-07-14 18:22:02

I could actually see this playing on TV

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:09:45

"Fine I'll do it myself"

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AzureFire-Studios 2022-03-12 01:46:59

I might be sounding paranoid, but I just hope Putin keeps Petrov and his actions in mind, I really do...

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dyno 2021-02-27 00:12:50

The greatest birthday present I've ever gotten is knowing that on my birthday of September 26th, Stanislav Petrov didn't cause a nuclear war. I wasn't alive back then but it's a great birthday present every year knowing this information.

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FazeThruWallz 2022-03-13 08:24:24

Hey me too, glad that I can celebrate my birthday, and thank Mr. Petrov for not blowing up the planet.

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Razkanaz 2021-10-15 02:14:52

That beginning scene describing the missiles of Japan
Was terrifying
That was scarier than any horror movie will or can ever be
Because of the simple fact, that it's real

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pull 2022-02-27 16:13:57

rewatching because of, uh, "current events".

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Tentacle Dood 2019-07-18 02:12:25

This is honestly the best documentary I’ve ever seen on the web. It honestly feels wrong watching this for free. I am still rather young and I don’t even know if this comment will ever get any attention, but that doesn’t matter, what matters is: EmpLemon, you have outdone yourself, and you are an inspiration, and frankly I’ve been taking you for granted, many of us probably have, so thank you Emp for keeping YouTube tolerable, and thank you for being an amazing teacher.

First thing I’m doing when I’m finally old enough is get on your Patreon, because thanking you with simple words is simply not enough for me.

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typhoonfire8 2019-07-26 05:40:12

bro this was how good watching bill nye in 3rd grade was. honestly probably better

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Alex K 2019-07-30 06:44:41

Sai DESGRAÇA you rock

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Kacy Crockard 2019-08-04 19:45:31

I feel the exact same way!

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Gunner 609 2019-08-10 00:21:36

Agreed!

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Marfit 2019-08-24 18:55:28

Watch the channel "Ahoy". He makes documentaries mainly on video games and famous stuff pertaining to video games (famous guns like MP40, AK47, Minigun, etc.)

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Tentacle Dood 2019-08-24 23:21:26

Marfit That guys is one of my absolute favorites! His series on iconic firearms is actually what introduced me to documentaries on YouTube.

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Dave Chrome 2019-09-04 05:03:05

And I thought Idubbbz "Full Force" was the best. It's certainly still the most wholesome.

This video is absolutely incredible though.

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big dick nigga 2019-09-04 10:17:56

smart kid

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Gabriel Santos 2019-09-05 17:14:06

infelizmente sim.

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Figbender 2019-09-23 16:29:50

@Marfit +1. Ahoys documentary on the cold war affecting video games is genius. Hes another man that does all his own writing, narration, editing and even makes the music himself.

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The Holy Toaster 2019-09-26 01:06:18

For one who is of a young age, you are a rare, special breed of wisdom

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Sonyboj 2019-10-14 19:35:16

Then you haven't watched many. Hate these vids with sniveling kids talking like they know whit. Looks at cold war doc it's 10h

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Kārlis Ulmanis 2019-11-22 13:17:32

@typhoonfire8 nostalgia can make the worst of shit look tolerable

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Kārlis Ulmanis 2019-11-22 13:18:00

@Marfit oh hell yeah

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absolutely disgusting 2019-11-26 18:08:55

Sai DESGRAÇA This is the most adorable comment I’ve seen in my entire life. Good on you, buddy. You’re a pretty cool dude in our eyes.

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William Jordan 2020-01-23 11:11:46

There are other perspectives you should consider before worshipping this video.

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andré games 12 ultra gamer epic 2020-01-26 23:18:08

não sai não desgraça 😢

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Alpha Lax 2020-02-09 18:19:48

Aprecio outro fã brasileiro de EmpLemon

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Rusty Shackleford 2020-02-19 17:10:43

You should see Lemmino's channel. He's really good for documentaries as well

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deaththekid416 2020-03-03 02:34:50

@Marfit p o l y b i u s

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Jakob Esparza 2020-03-24 21:08:22

If you like this then you should check out lemmino

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D. Crocker 2020-04-16 05:09:15

this kid gets it

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AsRebel 2020-04-27 09:00:56

Damnnnnnnn you need to watch a lil more documentaries my friend.

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thanks 2020-04-28 14:58:25

Another great documentary is summoning salts quest to beat matt turk.

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Luca Tartaglia 2020-05-02 03:17:45

Another great creator of similar docu-videos is Jon Bois. He makes mostly sports videos but you don’t just have to be a sports fan to enjoy his videos. Emp has actually said that Jon is an inspiration to him in his Dale Earnhardt video I believe. He currently works and makes videos for SBNation and I recommend checking out his current Mariners series and his old series “Pretty Good“

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Chris Ramsey 2021-12-02 11:19:12

This is one of the greatest what-ifs of history, along with what if Gavril Princep never shot Franz Ferdinand or what if Charles "the Hammer" Martel failed to repel the Umayyad Caliphate's invasion of Europe

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Tristan Pierce 2021-03-04 03:23:06

This without exaggeration one of the best videos on YouTube. Puts the world in perspective that a few seconds of thought decided what the world would exist.

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Tyler Lamb 2022-02-10 06:16:02

This is downright the best YouTube video I’ve ever watched. Excellent work.

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Nero Mastic 2022-05-10 11:04:01

God I love stories of Cold War
One thing is for sure,someone like me that loves History,that loves the History of Cold war
Will always remember as much stories of people like Stanislav Petrov and to be amazed how destructive a human can be.
To learn from such History to be important and to prevent it,even in todays situation.

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Dapper Dill 2020-09-05 15:24:04

“When you’ve done things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:01:37

That's probably one of the best lines futurama ever said. It's basically eternal

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Circle Of Stone 2021-06-29 07:23:58

✊✊✊✊

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Hubert Farnsworth 2021-07-17 17:19:23

Greatest Futurama quote

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manifestgtr 2022-01-27 14:30:12

First I was god…then I met god!

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Vonskii 2022-02-05 08:11:13

This video makes me emotional in a way no other media ever has. When I want to just feel, I watch this video.

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shrimpboom8 2022-03-15 11:32:42

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

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Quillo Manar SFM 2021-10-31 06:29:39

There’s something to be said about how the most powerful person in the world was just some ordinary man.

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Kai Stitt 2021-03-02 06:45:27

The nuclear air strike drill is so terrifying, it really makes you feel like you’re about to see the end of the world

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Pang 2020-01-31 00:52:17 (edited 2020-01-31 00:52:45 )

Episode 1: Spongebob Squarepants
Episode 2: Pro Wrestling
Episode 3: Stock Car Racing
Episode 4: THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT OF NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION
Episode 5: Super Smash Bros

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MMFan2004 2020-02-14 12:16:58 (edited 2021-03-02 13:28:02 )

Episode 6: Godzilla

Edit: Oh shit. This is comment is outdated now.

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IsHudsonn 2020-02-25 01:44:03

No complaints

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lefu 2020-03-03 17:18:58

All is right with the World

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Richard Castro 2020-03-04 07:26:33

This is the best comment ever

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Zeoxis6 2020-03-06 03:12:55

Average thoughts for today's youth. I approve.

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Emi Grant 2020-03-22 01:09:36

@MMFan2004 Is it really?

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MMFan2004 2020-03-22 01:12:43

@Emi Grant Just wait and see.

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Gabriel Recto 2020-03-24 08:13:41

Funny, 4 can also mean death in Japanese from what I've heard.

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badboy420 2020-03-28 20:16:06

seriously, this guy has a very wide range of interests

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KI3L 2020-04-04 13:22:40

Pang ikr... I’m watching this series like WOW

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daniel roa 2020-04-06 05:45:05 (edited 2020-04-06 05:57:33 )

I think episode 6 is going to be about TF2. He has hinted it before, saying that it's his favorite videogame, and it has been featured in multiple videos. The title might be "There will never ever be another videogame like TF2." or something like that. If so, I'm looking forward to watching it.
But that's just a theory...

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Nhan Nguyen Trong 2020-04-10 04:42:10

Episode 6: Coronavirus

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ivanlovestodraw draw 2020-04-16 23:29:51

Im 1k like

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Silver Totodile 2020-04-27 13:04:57

Mario Mixels fan 2011 I’d totally be down for that.

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TES 735 2020-04-29 01:20:52

@daniel roa A GAME THEORY!

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John Myron Owens 2020-05-02 04:52:39

melee is no joke

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Lelouch 2020-05-15 22:00:21

I mean only Smash can top Nuclear Annihilation.

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Edd 2020-05-25 11:19:06

4 is unlucky in parts of east asia, after all.

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internet traveler 2020-05-28 02:17:15

Episode 6: BOING

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sara tolentino 2020-05-28 15:32:49

Episode 6: Falling

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DJ Salad 2020-05-29 17:49:49

I see we continue to reach more important topics

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Johnny Munz 2020-06-10 21:59:39

Episode 7:SLAVERY

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darktennisball 2020-06-24 04:01:29

Pang well that escalated quickly

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[GAMEKILLER] 2020-06-30 06:38:53

Ep.3 DALE EARNHARDT "THE INTIMIDATOR" Was the best video for me. It was enough to make a grown man cry. There will be no one, never ever a man who can live up to his name.

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JustWowNick 2020-07-24 19:51:53

Nhan Nguyen Trong episode 7: the heat death of the universe.

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Khem 2020-07-29 05:16:11

Ep 6: best fruit

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Ck ?! 2020-08-04 22:56:59

😅 good one.

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Generic Gaming Channel 2020-08-07 01:32:13

Episode 8: the existential crisis of inevitable mortality

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GenMogi 2020-08-09 09:47:24

What if Episode 6: The end of the Internet

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Kaptain Kommissar 2020-09-21 22:49:24

@daniel roa Yeah, probably

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Bahjur Bro 2020-09-26 04:50:55

These are very different topics but I like it

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TimeWarpDrive 77 2020-10-12 02:08:44

yeah

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Gabriel Pinargote 2020-11-02 21:52:36

This series was made for me

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MattyG 2020-11-03 09:27:02

"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"

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DrTocan 2020-11-16 19:07:59

@daniel roa You might be right. A lot of the Never Ever topics had cameos in his videos prior. Spongebob memes, Pro Wrestling fights, lots of Melee music.

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『D』『e』『e』『z』 2020-12-18 04:42:52

LMFAO FR!!

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Nathan P. 2021-01-03 05:34:31

Hotel: Trivago

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Turtlezrcool72 2021-01-29 19:00:55

Sounds like a coherent plot.

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Mr Morton 2021-02-24 17:27:13

We need more of these

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kkmac 2021-02-26 20:52:41

Episode 6: Simpsons

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ariamentio 2021-02-27 02:25:09

Mario Mixels fan 2004 Oh.

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Alpha Lax 2021-02-27 19:00:11

@MMFan2004 wrong

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MMFan2004 2021-02-27 21:55:47

@Alpha Lax Ok, you're right.

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Random Internet Toaster 2021-02-28 15:17:13

Episode 5: The Simpsons

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MMFan2004 2021-02-28 15:20:52

@Random Internet Toaster It's Actually Episode 6.

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Aflay 2021-02-28 18:14:49

6 was not about Simpsons

It was about green Simpsons.

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Kira Yoshikage 2021-02-28 19:14:08

Ep 6 simpsons

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Aflay 2021-02-28 20:57:10

@Kira Yoshikage
Green Simpsons

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ayo the pizza here 2021-03-02 13:22:25

@MMFan2004 it was actually the Simpsons

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MMFan2004 2021-03-02 13:27:31

@ayo the pizza here i know.

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IllusionistsBane 2021-03-03 06:20:44

Episode 6: The Simpsons' Last Hurrah, Homer's Enemy.

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Maxbotnick 2021-03-03 16:31:01

Episode 6: los sinson

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Daniel Vakser 2021-03-07 18:36:42

Episode 6: The SIMPS-ons

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supernintendude64 2021-03-07 23:59:58

Don’t worry we got the Simpsons next

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Rol Bailie 2021-03-08 00:22:19

Episode 6: one simpsons episode

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cow moo 2021-03-08 23:53:14

Episode 6: Simpsons

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Toothpaste 2021-03-09 14:16:53

Episode 6: An episode of The Simpsons

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OBESE_DUCK 2021-03-09 23:22:13

@Nhan Nguyen Trong there will never ever be another plague like COVID-19

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XxXVideoVeiwerXxX 2021-03-10 22:24:10

stop using my avatar outside of youtube

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Nick Jones 2021-12-19 14:11:02

I knew of Stan before this video. But I also watch and read a great deal of material related to nuclear bombs and their history.

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Kyuubi424 2021-05-03 11:52:10

You know Emp, I'll admit I never expected to watch this video from the fellow who uploaded some hilarious YTP's.
But, much like what you've discussed in this video, I am grateful.

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ThatGuyNamedFlash 2021-11-15 04:20:55

I wanna get in a discord with emplemon just to learn how he got so good at content creation. There will never be a better conversation than that.

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NAME NAME NAME 2021-03-01 20:12:37

"Are we doomed to fight like the savage creatures from which we came?"
No. We are doomed to fight like the savage creatures that we are.

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Loveshank 2019-07-08 01:42:07

The title being called “There May Never Be...” instead of “There WILL Never Be...” is chilling. But, as usual, This was fantastic.

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No Me 2019-07-08 18:00:37

Well he forgot the fire bombs dropped on Japanese city’s that where more lethal. One fire bombing was more lethal than Nagasaki and Hiroshima combined.

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ak24 2019-07-08 18:18:27

just know with how this world is going that a situation like this is going to happen again, on a greater scale because of the technology we have. I just hope to everything that the next person with this power is another Stanislav.

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MonkeSle 2019-07-08 23:31:00

@ak24 I find that the only wars people like us will be facing within the next 50 years will be either small wars from small countries, or internal wars. I believe that world peace is achievable if we just work on ourselves and others, but that means accepting and befriending our enemies as well. We would have to make amends with the middle east, which is slowly but surely happening, making friends with north korea instead of provoking it, which is slowly but surely happening, and making sure the other world powers can realize that globalist views do not work, but good diplomacy and nationalism will, funny enough, bring the world closer together. Most don't even realize that we live in a time of almost absolute peace with little tension around the world except for our own selves, and if we can bring down the tension, the world is on track to overcome itself and the great filter, I believe, will pass through us, and humanity can take to the stars.

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Zorro9129 2019-07-09 04:57:40

@MonkeSle If only everyone chooses to love their own people and respect others.

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jesus dont like that im gay but satans cool w it 2019-07-09 05:27:05

There will never ever be a game as great as subway simulator

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Morgan T. Dulaman 2019-07-10 03:29:25

well what do you know...

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Collin McLaren 2019-07-10 16:46:55

It would've been extra clever if he added in brackets (and why that's a good thing)

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Freya Wion 2021-08-03 05:11:42 (edited 2021-08-03 05:13:42 )

@MonkeSle I'd say the opposite.

We have: a war in Syria, a war in Afghanistan (which, it seems, is coming to a Vietnam-like conclusion), separatists in Ukraine, the Crimea crisis is far from over. And on top of that - Belarus (closest ally of Russia), China and the US have big internal problems.

What world peace if a single Russian cruiser that was requested to arrive on a parade in St. Petersburg heightened tensions in Europe as it was on the way from the Black Sea? And the fact that all 3 major superpowers (US, Russia with its allies, China) have internal problems?

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MonkeSle 2021-08-03 08:04:17

@Freya Wion I would like to say that many of my world views have changed in the last two years. I was in the American political pipeline, and I'm out of that now.

I appreciate your response. I truly do wish the world could get along, but it's never so simple. It always boils down to beliefs, history, and resource management.

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mason 2021-03-08 15:57:00

You are absolutely my favorite YouTuber on the platform. Keep up the amazing work!

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CLYDREX EZEKIEL ALZATE 2021-09-25 06:27:24

"We created a weapon to deter enemies, but instead the enemies is ourselves."

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Joey Keilholz 2020-12-19 09:38:25

Man, you're just above and beyond on this type of work

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JackBoyEditor 2021-05-19 02:48:06

That ending is probably the best ending I have seen on YouTube. I rewatch this video on a monthly

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Joe Copp 2019-07-07 19:48:36

Emp, your demonstration of the scale of Tsar Bomba made me break down in tears. Please continue to make these educational works. They are so important.

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Aflay 2019-07-08 05:06:35

My heart dropped.

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Timothy Blinn 2019-07-08 07:34:27

@Aflay just like tsar bomba

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Alex 2021-04-19 06:56:49

Consider a career in documentary editing. Take it from an editor with nearly a decade of experience, you would make a fantastic doc editor.

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Robotified 2021-07-13 21:06:46

This video gave me a new appreciation for my life. Thank you so much Emp

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zoloft dependant 2021-07-05 23:41:48

i dunno if it's the enormity of the situation described in the video or the perfectly placed half life music but i finished this one with tears in my eyes. thanks emplemon

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Janus 2021-07-09 04:40:15

im just watching this now, is it weird that this is making me want to cry? somehow the thought of how extremely and deeply the actions of few people have impacted human history forever is so crazy. its unfathomable. the kids were being taught with cartoons how to survive a nuclear blast (if it would have even been possible) the way humans were and are still seen as just.. things. "we have this many people and would lose this many if we did this and that" and so many wars and disasters have these huge death tolls that are so unfathomable. you cant ever mourn enough, its just not possible, so we just see the number and say "that was bad"
thinking about what japan did to the other countries around it, and then the absolute insanity that was unleashed afterwards.. so bad that no one wants to remember japanese war crimes, because it totally blows it out of the water in a way. if a few incestuos royals hadnt been war hungry a hundred years ago, a man like hitler would not have risen to power, the united states may not have put much importance into nuclear weapons (just yet, maybe something else could have happened) nowadays china and north korea wouldnt constantly be able to hold these nukes over our heads, so so so much about the fabric of the world would be different. i think we are the fortunate ones who live in a timeline where we avoided the cold war turning into a very very hot one. its unfathomable for one human to conceptualize any of this, i feel overwhelmed with empathy for all those people, but also with terror.

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Wobbmin 2020-07-11 03:31:32

The most ominous thing about this episode is that the titles of all the other ones say "there will Never Ever be..." This one says "there may Never Ever be..."

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GameDominator //XennonGDM 2021-01-05 11:35:36

Meaning its an uncertainty

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Eureka 2021-01-29 17:54:08

Hopefully it will always be the former.

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Pretzels With Salt 2021-02-16 10:48:15

Let's just hope, that may will mean will here

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Max Truchseß 2021-03-12 06:42:40

Although you could interpret it as optimism. That humanity will maneuver itself into a corner at some point in the future is certain, but... there may be outstanding people with hearts pure enough to be merciful to the world and save it

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BADASS CRUSADER 2021-07-01 06:34:33

There will be another cold war at some point in the future

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Fandom guy 2021-07-10 06:58:38

Anyone see the news? China is building up it's nukes. And Sino-American tensions have never been higher.

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g386. 2021-07-28 04:05:40

This comment has been approved by the Breadstick Comment Committee

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Extremelightning 2021-08-30 15:21:40

Yeah

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Ben Schultz 2021-09-12 12:53:43

I had never noticed that

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J K 2021-10-03 12:39:11

Very astute observation, I never noticed that.

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J K 2021-10-03 12:41:50

I've had my fill of life in general, personally. I'm ready whenever it's time to get off this crazy ride.

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Hubbes 2021-08-04 01:15:46

I come back every once in a while to this video, just to feel the power.

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Rafael Gabriel Garlini Dal-Bó 2021-05-13 22:04:37

Everytime I listen to a documentary about WW2 and/or Cold War, I can't help but feel like it's fiction. Like if it were just a sci-fi novel. Mainly because that's where most sci fi stuff got their inspiration.

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Andrew McCallister 2021-02-25 22:01:31

The scary thing is that the tsar bomba that got tested was smaller than the actual one they planned for, they made it smaller because they worried that even with the parachute and the high altitude and speed, the bomb would still blow up the plane, and even at this size the Shockwave nearly took the plane out of the sky

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Nate The Ohioan 2022-06-28 17:40:21

I like the point he made with the Hawaiian false alarm. Essentially if that man was the person who was in Petrov’s position, we would all not exist

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Omri Fertel 2019-07-07 16:49:41

Emplemon continues to grow and prove himself to become one of the greatest content creators on this website.
I'm just proud.

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DragonFruitXVI 2019-07-07 18:55:57

Definitely not the smartest. Just good editing.

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DragonFruitXVI 2019-07-07 19:07:40

@Khan Cool Cat not smart.

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DragonFruitXVI 2019-07-07 20:05:54

@Jared K if you want some people that actually adress why youtube is getting worse I can give you recommendations but these people get political, because the problem is youtubes employees are getting political.

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Olaedo_007 2019-07-07 20:19:00

@DragonFruitXVI what are your recommendations?

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DragonFruitXVI 2019-07-07 20:24:39

@Jared K mainstream media is completely authoritarian. All their authoritative source are just people who agree with them that happen to have experience in an area. You don't need school to be educated anymore and it scares them that they can't brainwash us anymore. We decide who we want to listen to now.

I listen to
(Political)
Tim pool
Sargon of Akkad

(Entertainment)
EFAP
Vee
Rekieta Law

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DragonFruitXVI 2019-07-07 20:26:42

@Olaedo_007 I left a comment already. Don't be afraid to disagree with them and try not to get upset when you do. I disagree with them alot but when they are right, the hit bullseyes.

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dankkonata 2021-12-08 18:14:54

I'm tearing up and I don't even know why, this is just such an intensely human story.

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Yeah Nah 2021-01-02 05:46:51

Man I get goosebumps everytime I hear that speech by Robert Oppenheimer

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ts;cc 2021-07-29 20:12:12 (edited 2021-07-29 20:18:35 )

A question requiring a Yes or No/Do or Don't answer can be world-changing.



Now imagine the timeline where the Soviet Computer itself automatically informed the authorities of a nuclear strike. Then you could say that Judgement Day had come and that SkyNet had come out on top over Humanity. Terminator technically becomes reality.

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Luke Thamann 2021-08-15 01:30:23

(15:18) That transition is beautiful, as is the entirety of the video, amazing work.

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The Music Decomposer 2019-07-08 03:44:51

Ep. 1: This cartoon is amazing
Ep. 2: This wrestling show is amazing
Ep. 3: This famous racer is amazing
Ep. 4: THE WORLD ALMOST GOT FRICKIN' DESTROYED

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Iahan 2019-07-08 17:51:40

There will never be a more dramatic jump

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John Trustworthy 2019-07-08 18:56:55

*This ordinary guy is amazing.

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aCanadian Eh 2019-07-08 19:56:02

Emp continues to blow me away episode after episode tho. Its not the subject's presented that's necessarily interesting ,it's how its presented as corny as it sounds. The writing & presentation is everything !!

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tryhard Shreck 2019-07-08 21:21:44

Ep. 4: this guy is amazing

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Zorro9129 2019-07-09 04:58:44

Ep. 5: This man broke reality

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dj_rippaz 2019-07-09 21:57:15

Ep 3: man of the year

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MooseGod 2019-07-10 03:55:01

do you mean never ever

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Ian 2019-07-16 16:31:53

WHAT'S EPISODE 5

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LinconBio 2019-07-18 23:57:09

no ads too

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alfa01spotivo 2019-09-19 17:56:08

Ep. 5: This video game is amazing

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Yağız Alp Camcı 2020-01-31 18:00:59

@Zorro9129 my name jeff

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Exdee 2020-02-08 18:04:56

@Ian This Jigglypuff player is amazing

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I need a better pfp 2020-04-03 20:50:37

alfa01spotivo A little off, but close!

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Cat 2020-06-29 03:34:04

Ep. 5 this gamer is amazing

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ProjectFM 2020-08-05 21:39:45

@Iahan *literally makes video about dramatic jumps

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Olive YTP 2020-10-01 01:19:12

@Ian Smash bros.

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Daubinks 2022-05-07 15:07:21

Seriously... I'm just wholesomely impressed by your creations.

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Alex Vazquez 2021-01-29 02:08:56

Despite being one of your least viewed episodes I still think this one was not only the most beautiful but also most thought provoking yet. Here's your coke, King

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Geoff Foster 2022-01-07 10:03:36

I've often wondered why it is there has never been an accidental detonation of an atomic weapon? Admittedly, the people who designed the atomic triggers were very, very smart. But - given that nuclear warheads have been accidentally dropped, set on fire, sunk to the bottom of the ocean, blown out of the top of an Atlas missile silo and so forth in something like eighty or more serious incidents (these are the ones we know about) and you can guarantee the Soviets/Russians/Chinese/British/French/Israelis etc. have all experienced similar screw ups you can only conclude we've either been extraordinarily and improbably lucky or there are properties these weapons possess we really haven't been told about. Yes, the safety protocols and failsafes are extremely comprehensive - but, these are human systems operated by humans and are thus equally likely to fall foul of Murphy's Law. The safety protocols at nuclear powerplants, nuclear processing facilities etc. might not be equally stringent - but they are getting there and yet there have been three major containment breaches at Mayak (in the fifties), Chernobyl and Fukushima (six if you count individual reactors), countless small-to-mid level incidents (Windscale, Three Mile Island, SL-1 etc.). And who knows how many we haven't been told about? If we can screw up this many times handling nuclear material it seems odd that we are pitching a hundred-innings no-hitter with actual warheads. Just a thought, tho ...

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AFrozen10-0 2021-04-11 00:31:57

Another “Judgement day” was during the Cuban missile crisis. A Soviet sub was forced to surface by US ships that were part of the blockade of Cuba. As part of the US protocol, they used practice depth charges that didn’t do a lot of damage but would be very noticeable by a target sub. When the soviet sub was hit by one of these charges, the captain and political officer both ordered for a nuclear tipped torpedo to be fired. However the sub also had a fleet officer onboard who had a say and voted against launching and instead surfacing to receive orders from HQ.

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Water Drinker 2020-07-24 01:37:10

The scariest thing about this video isn’t how it shows how close we were to nuclear annihilation, or how high tensions were between the US and USSR, but rather the surprising amount of people who would press the red button if they were in Petrov’s position.

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Guilherme F. Cabral 2021-07-23 21:11:14

Well thats what an culture shock does to rival societies,

At point everyone start classifying "us" as good, and "them" as evil,
Or us the right, and them as wrong, that have happened before in history, the problem is that our technology is just so powerful that, if this ever happen again, we might be gone, or at least huge amounts of people might be gone

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Notinghere 2 2021-10-01 23:33:33

@I do not know you No it's not, It's more present then ever.

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Liar With A Gun 2021-10-18 13:38:12

I don't remember the specifics, but I remember there was actually another situation besides this one where one person was a single button press away from turning the Cold War go nuclear. Its just that this one is famous and the other isn't.

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T R 2021-11-07 17:03:22

@Liar With A Gun I thought most launches required 2 or 3 people to turn the key

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Rudrank 2021-11-19 08:55:12

@Notinghere 2 It's more noticeable than ever before, that is not the same thing. People are actually starting to realize that these divisions only hurt us, we're moving towards a better future.

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Booker Lee 2021-07-12 15:38:10

I make it a habit to come back to this video once in a while. Strangely, it makes me feel better about my place in this world. I wouldn't have been born if this had happened and it's humbling to realize that we are getting better, it is a very slow process progress. It's so slow that it's hard to see, but from this video, I am happy that we are making some kind of progress, even if it is sideways sometimes. I'm sure the world won't be fixed in my lifetime, I'm not sure what a fixed world would even looks like to be honest, but it's videos like this that reminds me to live the best life you can, and to quote my dad, "Do the best you can, and live."

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BananaCat 310 2021-07-04 08:56:03 (edited 2021-07-04 08:59:25 )

this is one of the most important videos that will ever be made. I wish everyone watched this video. It allows you to fully comprehend how harmful humans are to themselves.

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Leone 2021-11-08 02:32:36

May you rest in peace, Stanislov Petrov

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Spider Cop 2021-12-14 14:32:00

This is painfully underrated and underviewed. What an amazing video my friend.

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Anish Bagri 2019-07-07 17:38:54 (edited 2019-09-25 01:19:01 )

Don't forget about Vasily Arkhipov, who, during the Cuban missile crisis, was the only of three officers to deny authorization for launching a counter-attack towards the US. Basically, his submarine was in unauthorized territory (within the US's Cuban blockade) and the American ships surrounding the submarine authorized the ship to surface and surrender. Because the submarine had lost contact with Moscow, the people on board had no idea as to whether or not war had begun because of the similar hostile environment that occurred in the 80s. Three officers were required to launch a strike against the Americans who told them to surface. Two of them did, but the third officer, Arkhipov, denied the launch of such a weapon against the American ships. Had he not done so, the American ships would've retaliated and war could've started between the US and USSR.

TL;DR : Vasily Arkhipov helped to prevent a war between the US and USSR by not authorizing a torpedo strike against American ships

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FreshPrinceOfSolaire. 2019-07-07 21:19:07

Anish Bagri He even had to probably say to their faces that he wouldn’t do it. Not only going against what he was trained, but his own partners.

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Minecraft Shield Worshiper 2019-07-07 22:17:53

@FreshPrinceOfSolaire. *comrades

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Mel Li 2019-07-07 22:30:42

@FreshPrinceOfSolaire. no. To save time they voted by turning the keys. He decided not to turn his key and saved the world

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coww 2019-07-07 22:40:20

i think i heard jordan peterson mention him

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Spagandhi 2019-07-07 23:20:16

Yeah I thought this video was about him

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FreshPrinceOfSolaire. 2019-07-08 01:46:36

Mel Li Oh alright

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FreshPrinceOfSolaire. 2019-07-08 01:46:53

RoMineMe Of course, my bad.

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Anish Bagri 2019-07-08 02:07:52

@FreshPrinceOfSolaire. *our bad

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FreshPrinceOfSolaire. 2019-07-08 11:44:22

Anish Bagri Wow, missing all of these Marx

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Pork 2020-12-09 01:08:04

This was singlehandedly the best video I’ve ever watched on YouTube. Thank you.

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gamerskater17 2021-05-22 07:38:44

This man really did make a video on the Soviet officer who prevented nuclear catastrophe, he's doing a service to keep the sacrifices of the real heroes alive

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Twisted Dickhead 2022-02-16 07:04:18 (edited 2022-02-16 07:06:22 )

I never really thought about what kind of awesome and terrible power was in the hands of only a few people, that the thought of the world we know could die from one misunderstanding. I was honestly surprised and disgusted with what did happen with nuclear weapons and how they would pale in comparison to bombs that would come later. Thank you, Mr. Petrov, for making the right choice and for being the better man.

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Sean McHenry 2021-09-23 02:58:32

Genuinely one of the best videos on the platform

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Sussy BakaTM 2019-07-07 17:53:46

I know you say you've been going on a "downward spiral" to the point it's a meme, but I honestly think you've improved dramatically since your yesteryears.

You went from YouTube Poops, to reviewing memes, and now to making informative documentaries.

Do you know you're one of the few content creators I look forward to whenever you post a video? I will literally drop EVERYTHING to watch your vids.

You probably will never see this or ever care, but if you do, I want you to know that your content is basically a saving grace for this shit show called YouTube.

And I hope you don't ever quit or get demonitized.


Thanks, Emp.

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Sagenerd 2021-08-13 18:30:04

Once and a while when I want to feel hope and faith in humanity again, I watch this video 🥰🥰🥰

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Ty Bowen 2022-01-16 04:56:11

I would like to point out, like I always do when I hear about kamikaze pilots, something I learned from Dan Carlin's Hardcore History: Kamikaze pilots were often chosen from the pool of radical thinking students that didn't buy into bushido. They were basically told if you do this we'll take care of your family.

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Lampy 2021-10-17 14:12:51

I would pay alot of money for editing classes from lemon man , the YouTube poops must be some kind of editing boot camp. Amazing stuff as always , I have researched every video at least 5 times , this one is a masterpiece imo.

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Terrence Moonseed 2021-07-10 00:39:25

Damn the way you obscured Petrov was emotionally spot on.

Art.

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Blaze of Glory 2019-07-08 01:04:00

I had never heard of Stanislov Petrov before this video.
And when you said he had died in 2017, only 2 years before today, I wish I would've known about him sooner.

Absolutely love this series you've made, Emp!

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Pilgrims Progress 2021-01-03 01:11:02

Emplemon is an example of who to properly invest in with Patreon

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DOC O.G. 2021-09-19 21:08:14

One of the best videos on youtube, the ending always gives me chills

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Blitzen the Summit 2021-07-22 07:14:22

I feel like many people have had similar choices and that the fact that we exist now proves that people will always choose for someone to live, even if not them.

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Nathan Pitek 2021-10-15 00:25:20

Yes he is a very influential person, however the man who saved us from nuclear war was actually the only one of the senior officers on the submarine caught by the US near Cuba, it was ordered to fire due to a system failure, and this was like around US ships. 3 people had to sign off on it and only one man didn’t

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B E N 2019-07-07 20:39:14

Damn. Emp has come such a far way from making YTPs to THIS. An amazing, thoughtful, well-researched documentary that gives me a little dose of hope for the future.

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Lucas 011 2021-09-20 20:56:16

Damn you’ve done this man justice !

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syk 2021-10-04 15:57:54

the dunkey quote was actually incredibly powerful on my first watch

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mr hater 2020-12-14 17:43:39

I shall never forget this video because it's one of few videos on YouTube that made my spine shiver in fear.

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Guilherme F. Cabral 2021-07-23 21:04:58

There's something deep in an Russian, an Soviet, the american greatest fear, being the one that in the end chooses to possibly save the world

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Memetastic 2019-07-08 14:59:21

There will never ever be a better youtuber than EmpLemon

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KBvids 2019-07-12 14:42:47

There will never ever be a shadier YouTuber than Memetastic

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LIZARD GUY 4 2019-07-13 16:56:24

There will never ever be a more true comment

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darktennisball 2019-07-17 15:10:32

Memetastic what about Fred?

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Lrod Shrek 2019-07-18 12:11:03

Memetastic and there will never be a more unfunny one than memetastic

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EC1 2019-07-18 20:08:39

There will Never Ever (insert something bad about memetastic)

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NinbendoYT 2019-07-19 16:20:18

Memetastic what about FilthyFrank

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Jack 2019-07-25 11:00:49

Thisguy lot

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Mergie 2019-07-27 00:17:09

+Memetastic
I already posted this

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Dead Lift 2019-07-29 02:44:55

Demolition D begs to differ.

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SuperNovaThomas 2019-08-01 03:21:55

@NinbendoYT I never really got into him. I'm more of a Vinesauce kind of guy these days.

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Vallis Daemonum 2019-08-06 08:27:42

MeiAids

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ItzUhVibeMan 2019-08-10 08:21:26

And that's a fact

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Vallis Daemonum 2019-08-24 02:15:35

MeiAids

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SiboSB 2019-08-31 02:24:22

Memetastic if you like him you should check out Jon bois, both are amazing

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Doom58 2019-09-19 15:49:31

*avgn

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Spooky Boi 2019-10-14 03:06:21

@NinbendoYT I think you can't compare the two because of how different their content is. Frank was the King of edgy and ridiculous anti-culture humor. But with informative videos about history, EmpLemon is the best.
It's like comparing Ali to Micheal Jordon. They are both the best at what they did, but what they did was too different to compare.

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Elegant Cat 2020-07-03 19:28:28

cr1tikal is up there I think

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Alex Wei 2020-09-24 19:55:04

Jon Bois has entered the chat.

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Danny Cheezits 2020-11-04 20:33:54

there will never ever be a man cooler than Doctor Penez, comedy gamer.

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adjunct_TimeCapsule 2021-04-17 17:26:21

Challenge accepted

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EpicJehovah 2021-08-31 07:38:15 (edited 2021-08-31 07:38:48 )

hey can you make a joke about my dead friend please i would be really happy

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JbBeats 2021-11-11 05:25:44

Agreed

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Iris Gaming 2021-07-09 18:09:00

Thank you, mister Petrov

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The Vibe Chamber 2022-05-18 07:14:13

This is the story of a man named Stanislav. Stanislav worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanislav relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanislav was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanislav, something he would never quite forget.

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Xerm 2021-01-04 20:16:09

wow, the Local 58 references really tie this together. Probably my favorite ARG.

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ecco 2022-03-15 22:30:27

I am not a religious man.

My God, we are doomed.

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SamSkey 2021-03-08 22:40:09

I can't stop watching this video. Beautiful editing and script.

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Dustin Mullins 2021-08-05 18:23:04

it’s so nice seeing documentaries/video essays with THIS high of quality

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Ranko 2021-01-10 20:05:55

Your videos are outstanding, and your ability to move my heart and drive such a message with your videos are mind blowing

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thefuzstache 2021-08-22 10:40:45

How… how the hell did this man get a videogamedunkey clip to send chills down my spine?

Fucking marvelous

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A-R-E-S 2019-07-07 18:05:07 (edited 2019-07-08 00:45:07 )

The Hiroshima-to-Tsar Bomba comparison actually made me reel back. That coupled with the Pulp Fiction quote made it a really powerful scene.

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Tchitchouan Inouane 2019-07-08 00:33:16

Absolute sublime editing

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Tone Deaf Tachanka Gaming 2019-07-08 00:39:25

22:09

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Haru Okumura 2021-04-14 18:18:36

Nothing makes me feel more existential dread than the thought of nuclear war

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chromeinox 2021-03-23 02:39:16

Even though it is evident that we live in a very special place and have incredible amounts of information within ourselves, many still choose to live in ignorance, as is their right to do so.

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hater of wackness real talker 2021-05-15 22:42:30

I did know about him before this but you put it in a way that I've always felt but never could put the words amazing video this is only the second video I've watched of yours and I'm blown away

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Martin Latvian 2022-03-20 02:08:46

Стас! Вернись! We need You! It is 2022.

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Magru Blue 2019-07-08 07:36:32

I think Emplemon is the only Youtuber who I always think his most recent video is his best one, and somehow comes out with another one that's even better.

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ItsAlxDoe! 2019-07-10 16:04:03

One ought to wonder if the equivalent of Moore's Law will ever kick in

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The Last Dankbender 2019-07-11 17:53:13

If you like it that way, I think Core-A Gaming might be something for you, my dude.

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Little fake bites 2019-07-16 21:27:03

Watch lemmino

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CrispyDog 2019-07-19 10:09:03

Don't know. That Dale video still gets me. So sad.

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ryuuhou998 2022-02-26 11:31:22

And now he is rolling in his grave.

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Xer0sama 2021-06-06 23:31:08

"There May Never Ever Be a Man as Powerful as Stanislav Petrov"
or
"May There Never Ever Be a Man as Powerful as Stanislav Petrov"

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Jessica M 2021-11-08 07:57:54

I've watched a lot of emotionally frightening youtubes, but this one takes the cake I think. there's creepy shit, and then there's true existential horror. The editing is great. Jesus christ, what have we done

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kilopower 2021-08-19 13:45:10

1 year ago, on August 19 2020. I saw a video of you in my recommendations about that blue Twitter checkmark. I remember being really bored and was like 'hmm, sounds like an interesting topic... let's see...'. I subscribed the same day. Soon enough you became one of my favorite, if not the most favourite, not just YouTube channel, but person. I've watched every single of your videos in a span of about a week. After an entire year I became a completely different person, but this video is still remains my favourite on this platform. Believe me, I've watched thousands of them. Thank you Emp, I think you really impacted me as a person. And I am really grateful that I found your channel on that not so usual date year ago... :)

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Spooky Boi 2019-10-13 21:51:09

Rip Stanislav Petrov, unironically the most important man in the history of life on earth.

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Ali 2020-08-27 06:04:07

i agree

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BananazNBacon 2020-10-03 01:40:59

There are more people like this sadly this wasn’t the only time the will of a single person changed history

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Xuanathan 2020-10-18 04:03:49

2nd only to that fish that decided to crawl onto a beach

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Milica Trajkovic 2020-10-18 10:42:24

Yea man I wish there are more pepol like him

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jon le blanc 2020-10-29 17:30:06

Just to clear up, he didn't have the power to launch anything though. it would've been revised by the Soviet high command and the Secretary General would've had to make the call (even the Dead Hand system is actually semi-automatic, meaning that it involves a skeleton crew of officers hidden under a mountain who have to make the decision if Moscow ceases to exist). but who knows what they would've done... I think the point of the video still stands. for all we know you just might be right.

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GuyFromSouth 2020-10-30 18:52:17

@jon le blanc he was the one to call command and tell them it was a glitch. Had he have not said this it could have ended badly.

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jon le blanc 2020-10-30 18:56:22

@GuyFromSouth of course it could. or maybe his superior officers would've deduced given that no other alerts were sounding that it was a dud. who knows. I'd rather not know, and thanks to Mr. Petrov we will never know. cheers.

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MF DOOM 2020-11-28 06:03:16

@Xuanathan goddamn that fish

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Frostbite cryo 2020-12-06 00:09:44

@MF DOOM the fish that started it all

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Morgan 2021-10-08 02:26:32

I've seen a lot of videos about nuclear testing and such and I've never seen such a startling representation of the size of Tsar Bomba. My jaw is on the FLOOR

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Dash's DDR Channel 2021-04-14 11:39:47

also, nuclear fears havent gone away, they’ve just been relegated to international relations people that the public doesnt really care about. russia straight up invaded ukraine 6 years ago and we’ve been incredibly tense with them ever since.

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Bennett Spear 2022-03-23 19:33:21

This video is so well edited, holy shit. Good job dude!

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Dank Hill 2021-02-28 05:36:47 (edited 2021-02-28 05:38:37 )

I'm watching this while tripping balls. I understand how the hippies felt. I'm sad, but in a good way. Thanks for the video Emp.

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AlternateHistoryHub 2019-07-07 18:49:56

The upward spiral of EmpLemon

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Robert der Kinderen 2019-07-07 20:22:42

Nice seeing you here cody from the alternatehistoryhub.

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Jaj Ukulele 2019-07-07 20:51:24

Collab?

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Mr. Hat 2019-07-07 20:55:47

Oh hi Cody. i didn't expect to see you here.

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KingDead 47 2019-07-07 21:14:18

Wow its cody from the alternatehistoryhub what a nice suprise to see cody from alternatehistoryhub a great channel i might add. i do love watching cody from alternatehistoryhub talk on his channel which is alternatehistoryhub.

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Silver 2019-07-07 21:33:44

Come on! My parents use that as a counter to the downward spiral.

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Wm7forthewin 2019-07-07 21:37:42

lol

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Wm7forthewin 2019-07-07 21:51:05

here before 1k likes

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Daniel Pacious 2019-07-07 22:01:37

This would be the single greatest collab of all time.

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Lucas Ward 2019-07-07 22:30:59

When worlds collide

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Faei 2019-07-07 23:46:37

just more of this empy, please more of this series.

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Monk Of Dark Times 2019-07-07 23:47:31

Cody what brings you here

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MPHJackson7 2019-07-07 23:58:04

>AHH watches EmpLemon
Noice

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Remington Bianchi 2019-07-08 00:14:35

AlternateHistoryHub I know! I haven’t seen this level of video-making talent since Brain4Breakfest passed, may he Rest In Peace

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 01:24:36

Wouldn’t a upward spiral mean everything else is going down?

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Mini 2019-07-08 01:47:34

Oh shit
It's a colab

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Ram Martinez 2019-07-08 01:49:16

Holy crap! Cody from alternate historyhub!

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qwerty keyboard 2019-07-08 02:45:03

Why are you here?

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AUSCANZUKUS fan 2019-07-08 03:54:08

Holy shit, the other superior channel.

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Alnair Yorim 2019-07-10 12:29:48

My wishlist is for you and EmpTigerstar to collab with EmpLemon.

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Cassandra Pantaristi 2019-07-10 23:34:15

Hey Althist!

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Roey Karpol 2019-07-14 08:43:45

I came because of your video on stalinslav and the cold war turned hot and found you bruh

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AJ or something 2019-09-24 01:34:15

Thanks cody from alternate history hub

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Reece8u 2019-09-24 13:46:35

@*HellRay* Its all relative

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BlazingRoman 2019-10-31 02:03:55

Hello Cody

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Austin Miles 2019-11-24 23:04:07

KingDead 47 d

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HOM3BON3 2019-12-13 06:04:01

how did you get here?

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SockEater4293 2019-12-17 23:59:17

and the downward spiral of you.

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that history is cool guy 2020-04-02 22:55:40

@SockEater4293 how?

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arlindo 2020-06-07 16:12:53

Hey, Cody.

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Eslam 2020-06-27 04:06:10

CODY!!!

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SdB SdB 2020-07-05 11:57:55

Impossible

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Caleb McIntosh 2020-08-02 13:58:10

I guess EmpLemon’s spiral doesn’t only go down.

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slaymaster999 2020-08-08 08:02:35

Holy shit its cody!

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Cringe Vids Hub 2020-08-11 09:18:14

Cody

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『D』『e』『e』『z』 2020-12-18 04:42:26

Downward*

Politics is horrid lol

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DJ Boston 2021-02-12 16:05:27

Honestly AHH’s what if the Cold War got hot is the only reason I knew of Stanislav Petrov

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grovetender 2021-05-04 22:59:08 (edited 2021-05-04 22:59:17 )

-(downward+spiral)

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Nana 2021-06-08 15:15:27

Nice to see you on here Cody maybe their could be a colab.

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g386. 2021-07-28 03:58:18

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Tina Aoro 2021-07-29 14:36:14

desc. says "Do you think God remains in heaven because he too lives in fear for what he created?"

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vDown_Fall 2021-10-11 22:39:56

an absolute horror of a video seeing that we’re on track for a second cold war at this very moment

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kilopower 2021-06-25 14:08:36

A moment of silence for people who will never see this masterpiece of a video...

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JuliaYnez 2021-01-12 00:31:16

this is one of the best videos I've ever watched on YouTube, insightful as fuck, got me thinking about the whole "other intelligent beings in the galaxy don't exist long enough to develop interstellar travel"... when are we going to go?

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The MCMaster 2021-02-21 04:23:33

Came here thinking it was going to be a story about oil (because I misread Petrov as Petrol), but left with existential dread. Please make more like this.

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Daniel Morgan 2019-07-07 18:05:00

I was in Hawai’i for the nuclear weapons scare. Asleep in my dorm room I awoke to an alert from my phone—that it was all an accident... I realized that I would have died, been turned to ashes, without ever knowing. I would have never told my family and friends how much I loved them and appreciated them. I lived a 10 minute bus ride from Pearl Harbor; I would have died instantly in the nuclear fire. No body to bury, no closure for my loved ones. I’ve been in car crashes and had other near death experiences, but nothing shook me to my core like seeing the false alarm notification for a nuclear war that never happened.

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Strong Bad 2019-07-07 22:49:13

Honestly as far as it goes. Being asleep throughout the whole thing is one of the better ways to go out. Better dying in your sleep than in full terror as the world collapses around you.

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o o 2019-07-07 23:23:02

I was in Hawaii at the time too. That moment really put a lot of things into perspective.

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Stravenson Gorglyforgly 2019-07-07 23:36:11

Did you tell your friends and family afterwards?

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Ice nuts Productions 2019-07-08 00:09:31

I was there to scariest thing I even been though

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Cudgel-Swinging Barbarian 2019-07-08 00:27:16

@Strong Bad Idk, it'd really suck to be shaken awake by the start of the apocalypse

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Grant Ward 2021-03-07 01:39:29

I broke into tears at the end of this video. Beyond words how well crafted this video is made. I salute you emplemon.

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Trond Becker 2021-04-11 19:33:23

I didn't expect an EmpLemon video to move me to tears... damn.

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KiwiTheFruit 2021-10-10 23:41:38

He's more than a hero

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Watsie 2021-03-01 15:14:53

That ending made me cry for a minute, the perfect video

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Vale Brücken 2019-07-08 11:27:53 (edited 2019-07-08 11:32:07 )

The whole video I was thinking, "Yeah I heard this before. It's pretty interesting, and the video's very well made."

But then you pulled out that clip of the American guy saying, "I did what I was trained to do" and that really, really stood out. I seriously can't identify what kind of emotional response it gave me, but it did something.

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BrightPage 2019-07-08 14:49:11

Both he and Petrov were in the exact same situation, and we got to see both sides of the decision. Thankfully the choices were made in the right order

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ellpoyohlokoh 2019-07-08 16:29:20

I believe what you felt was a hard dose of sobering empathy. The two sides of the decision are so vastly different and so impactful on global scale, it's extremely hard to not put yourself in his shoes and think of yourself making the same choice.

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PerniciousSeizure hellio 2019-07-11 22:17:01

Can you give us a timestamp

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Beatie G 2019-07-14 04:55:49 (edited 2019-07-21 04:52:04 )

@PerniciousSeizure hellio
38:24
I hope we're doing our jobs right

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Xera 51 2019-07-20 04:54:30

I had a very similar experience. Learned about this before, but that quote hit me so hard.

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TinyLordCthulhu 2019-08-03 00:26:23

Yeah i would be scared/dead if Petrov did what he trained to do

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IKHOMPYUTHA 2021-01-01 03:45:08

I see you tried to mimick the matchcut in the original 2001: A Space Odyssey at 15:19. Brilliant video as always :)

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Brave Ocelot 2022-03-27 19:48:55

You are actually good at writing and how you present stuff man. good job

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Wizard ish 2021-08-23 23:29:50

"Humanity is innocent, humanity is guilty, both states are undeniably true" - Scythe Curie, Scythe

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Desert Punks 2022-04-03 09:09:47

Drums and Riffs was a really haunting song choice here. Great work as always emp.

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smokie 2020-10-04 02:31:25

When clicking on this I expected the generic boring history video. I left realizing how important a single man was, and how he changed the course of history, and not just that. The editing style is very refined while still having his own spice on top. The biggest support here being audio, the songs and sounds you choose to represent what’s going on in the pictures and videos you see is top tier. as soon as the credits started rolling I instantly thought of that fact. Amazing work Emp. Definitely your best video. Can’t wait to see more.

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That Guy Called Philip 2021-03-14 21:59:10

Ok you deserve more likes.

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Juice Box 2021-03-22 20:10:38

Check out 17776 and Jon Bois if you like the editing.

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ancheta 2021-06-09 04:25:36

if this topic was made by anyone else, id be bored for my life. emp keeps me on my toes the whole video

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Edgar Fernando 2021-01-12 07:40:12

I came for the memes but your historical documentary videos (the donald trump one was amazing), are another level.

You should definitely do more of those! I am now subscribed, you legend

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Filthy Papist 2020-11-17 17:38:32

The Half-Life music fits perfectly with this topic. Amazing

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Ryu rc 2021-08-17 11:41:20

Not just halflife, but gran turismo 2 menu music..and I'm fairly sure at least 2 other games too

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Helperbot 2000 2021-10-18 22:59:46

@Ryu rc especially half life music simply because of what half life is

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T eagle 2021-09-14 19:27:27

You even make the sponsored pieces entertaining and usually hilarious

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PoonDestruction 2021-05-21 05:43:48

i suggest reading about vasily arkhipov; this man, singlehandedly, stopped the launching of nuclear missiles near cuba during the cuban missile crisis while the us navy was peppering his sub with signaling depth charges.

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Death Star 2019-07-07 16:52:37

This stuff really makes me realize just how close we were to a nuclear apocalypse.

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Tyler Hackner 2019-07-07 17:00:10

IKR? Fascinating and scary.

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Frosty Wasp 2019-07-07 17:41:09

We also have giant meteors from space that can knock us back into the stone ages as well.

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y 2019-07-07 18:05:39

*are

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Jux Cordaus 2019-07-07 18:22:09

Alex Reppert you should check out a book called Command and Control

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Aaron Landry 2019-07-07 19:03:06

Frosty Wasp With bombs this powerful, that meteor might as well be heading for Mars instead

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alex johnson 2019-07-07 20:15:12

Well it ain't the first time this happened

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Sandy Ross 2019-07-07 20:37:31

are*

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Shromp 2021-04-16 11:53:10

Me still waiting for this video to hit 1 million views cause Emp deserves it

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Temujin M 2021-07-04 14:09:13

I absolutely loved the homage to the '2001: Space Odyssey' match cut you did!

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R - G - C 2021-12-25 15:46:42

Stanislav Petrov is the embodiment of "With great power comes great responsibility."

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BitJit 2021-05-08 23:38:48

from YTP to compelling historical documentaries... what a character arc

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EDFmed 2021-02-24 19:29:13

The greatest hero in recent history almost nobody knows about him.

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Sandvich Muffin 2021-02-03 13:03:39 (edited 2021-02-03 13:04:01 )

This video accually really helped me in history class and it was super entertaining awsome vid bro!

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Michael Nelson 2021-05-13 23:19:59

Thinking about how close we all came to losing everything is more horrifying and unsettling than any horror movie or truecrime story. It's the same reason why "99 Red Balloons" makes me tear up every time I hear it.

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anthony lewis 2021-07-05 22:21:51

this is one of the few youtube videos that have yanked an emotion out of me

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AbstractTraitorHero 2019-07-07 23:51:12

This made me cry, made me think how amazing that it is that I exist today, because of this man. Going agasint his training and trusting his intuition.

This man despite what he said, is a hero and without him we may all be mere ashes or not even born.

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tryhard Shreck 2019-07-08 14:06:59

The wrong choice, the incorrect, false choice, is why we are here today,

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AbstractTraitorHero 2019-07-08 14:51:21

@tryhard Shreck Nah, he made the correct choice cursed image sempai

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Lizzy Sony 2021-02-03 17:00:09

He was there at the right place at the right time. just imagine if it were someone else in that night shift

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Navego 2022-03-27 02:47:58

honestly that ending of the quote with the music was probably the best you could do, words cannot do this topic justic

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Reater Jr. 2021-03-15 20:24:38

haven't watched it yet, but the quote in the description is nice.
can't really imagine you knowing Russian, but i might be wrong, anyway for those who don't know, the quote says:
"do you think that God stays in the heavens because he also lives in fear of what he has created?"

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hps362 2022-06-23 21:44:43

6:28 Took me this many rewatches to notice the mirroring of the "more than 2 billion" line. A dollar for every god-faring soul to bring about the nuclear age. Wow.

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Yoder Film Industries 2019-07-07 20:47:18

Damn. I've just been moved so deeply by a man who once did nothing but complain.
Incredible work Emp. You have my unconditional support, for there will NEVER EVER be another man like you.

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Some-Weeb 2022-01-20 01:46:51

7:37 There were actually 4 made, the 4th being broken up into the "demon core" after WWII.

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Gabriele Ronchese 2022-04-02 09:10:53

I watched this and the whole time I thought to myself "...This guy has stolen the name of a guy who made Spingebill YTP years ago, the best contributor on the Spingebill Colab." Imagine my surprise when I found out they are one and the same. Well done, excellent video your sourness.

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EZMoney 2021-08-12 04:20:54

I once heard a story of an Israeli fighter pilot making a routine flight, when all of the sudden he spots something not right. In what was clearly a school playground a small missile launcher was being assembled by soldiers of an opposing country. The pilot knew that if they succeeded in building the launcher, they would load up a rocket and destroy part of his homeland. He had a very important decision to make. Bomb the launcher and risk the lives of children, or let it go and hope that not too many people get killed by the missile. Of course, the pilot wasn’t in a prop plane. He was in an F-21 Kfir. A plane capable of traveling at speeds over 2,000 Kilometers per hour. Which means that whatever thinking that needed to be done was in less than 10 seconds. Bomb it, or let them bomb. If he circled back around, the builders would probably shoot down the plane with their own armaments. There was no other hand. He needed to make the decision, and he did. He bombed the school and stopped the launcher from being built.

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undercooked spaghettios 2021-03-25 15:07:16

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched this, it’s your best video by far

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Defcon 1 2021-03-06 21:31:01

I guess its time to think about our decisions and understand what it will do. Because Stanislav knew what he was about to do, so he didn't do it. Great Job! loved it

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Soldier Stride 2021-01-09 05:48:56

I've thought of this kind of thing before. And I'm sure it is some kind of trope in media. Where one would-be ordinary guy has to save humanity or something, and have almost no one know they ever did it or even existed. Heh. Who would've ever thought that it actually happened. Farewell, Stanislav Petrov.

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Roundpan 925 2021-03-26 20:03:05

love how you replaced "will" with "may" in the title. nice touch

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Mark Anthony 2021-03-01 00:28:51

I guess I should thank Stanislas Petrov for my existence in 1998.

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mr bait 2019-07-23 23:27:46

So basically, the story of a nobody who saved everybody

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Monkey Gaming 2020-01-02 11:38:28

Chunky Chum turns out that nobody is somebody now

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IsHudsonn 2020-02-25 01:43:06

Somebody made nobody make a choice that only somebody could make, turning that nobody to a somebody, while saving everybody

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setsers1 2020-03-23 03:48:54

Oof

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Dallas Chavez 2020-04-12 03:41:55

@IsHudsonn bars

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Exu 2020-04-17 09:26:54

Mr Bean's art teacher: DA BODEY

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Enrique Lopez.E 2020-05-19 18:49:36

Half life in a nutshell

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harlodi 1 2020-05-31 12:17:17

megamind(colorized)

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The Cobra Commander 2021-12-05 05:49:30

The scary thing to me about nuclear war is that if it happens I think I'd go outside and let my self die, I'm too close to large population centers for surviving to mean anything but extended suffering.

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Sunny 2021-02-28 05:37:19

The fact that the title of this episode has “may” instead of “will” haunts me.

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GeneriK Name 2021-03-26 13:03:42

Idk why, but the part showing Tsar Bomba exploding actually scared me. Guess I wasn’t expecting it to be that big

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Daniel Gómez 2022-01-27 01:28:32

"He lived a Quite uneventful life" I mean, compared to that, anything seems pretty uneventful.

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Benzep 2019-07-07 18:48:39

This guy is like the Soviet officer that despite being outnumbered 2-1 by his peers in a submarine during the Cuban blockade, decided not to shoot the American fleet despite everyone in the submarine thinking that the nuclear war had started, if he or the guy in the video followed the protocol we would all be dead, kinda crazy in my opinion

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Jacob Campbell 2019-07-08 00:23:06

Yeah, I thought that the video was originally about him

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1337n00binc 2019-07-08 00:26:57

Vasili Arkhipov, yeah. Really strange how he's never brought up.

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Marouane Lemghari 2019-07-08 00:27:17

@Jacob Campbell dude, same, i heard about him from an Oversimplified video

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BÆN FRANK 2022-02-02 21:31:32

Dude, how are you not a Netflix show yet? These are the best films I have ever watched.

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Teddy Furstman 2022-03-25 18:07:00 (edited 2022-03-25 18:23:22 )

I hope we won't have a WWIII. We would be screwed. This guy is such a hero for avoiding near WWIII.

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Craf227 2022-05-20 22:43:06

heard this story a hundred times never made the connection between it and the hawaii false alarm and i got the chills BAD man

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ancheta 2021-06-09 00:02:21

god this video is so informative. this could be shown in a world history class on stanislav petrov. when i was done watching, i was about to sleep and i kept thinking of what i just watched.

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protolan han 2019-07-08 00:34:09

"I did what I was trained to do"
Holy shit EMP keep going!

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Lelouch 2019-07-08 07:04:12

So... the moral of the story is....

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Spyder 2019-07-08 13:38:25

Be a human being

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Rayvin 2019-07-08 14:19:54

@Spyder not a human doing

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PizzaPatriot 2019-07-08 14:27:37

@Spyder You and Rayvin made a good quote.

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The Desert Fox 2021-11-18 01:02:20

Still can't believe I shared the same birthdate as this event, the video still gives me shivers everytime

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Crazyjedi2 2022-06-14 21:23:20

One of the worst things about that day is if he ended up making the decision to follow protocol, most of humanity would've been wiped out and there would be no investigation or anything afterwards to find out it was a mistake that wiped out humanity.

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TheNoid 2021-04-25 02:43:51

After watching this countless times after it was uploaded, I can’t say how much the Half life 1 and 2 ost fit.

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Master of Blinchiki 2021-12-09 22:01:13

I didn't read the full title and thought to myself: "He means Stanislav Petrov?"

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Teris 2019-07-08 20:08:33

From what I've heard, Tsar Bomba was detonated at a reduced payload.

The idea that it could have been even larger is terrifying.

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Enigma 2019-07-10 22:02:57

They probably have bombs capable of obliterating the entire USA now.

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sssawfish 2019-07-16 21:03:44

The full capacity of the bomb was said to be up to 100 Megatons, easily wipe out the biggest city and surrounding areas

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Tidy Heidi 2019-07-16 23:51:39

They originally wanted it to be 100 Megatons, but decided it was safer to test it at 50 Megatons. Which, of course, was so insanely devasting in scale that to think they almost doubled it is absolutely fucking insane.

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roberto 2019-08-04 03:09:28

Yes, there was a concept for a bomb 2x stronger than the Tsar Bomba.

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Marcus Webb 2019-08-15 06:35:45

The absolute horror is only further seen when you realize the detonation occured multiple miles above the ground.. There was no actual contact with the ground, most nuclear bombs we see actually, are not nearly as power as they should be because the deliverer of the payload actually needs to survive

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Aleksandar Sokerov 2019-08-26 17:24:13

The tsar Bomba was 100mt but they wrapped the core in something if I'm not mistaken which effectively reduced the payload to 50mt

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unkono 2019-08-31 05:41:45 (edited 2019-08-31 05:42:18 )

@Aleksandar Sokerov I think it was lead or graphite. Tsar bomba was a clean bomb that didn't release much nuclear fallout. The blast could be heard and felt around the world.

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THE BRAIN SPECIALIST 2019-09-05 08:03:05

The problem was that if it were any larger, the plane dropping it wouldn'y have had time to get away, and they needed the data from that plane

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Dylan_Not_Dillon 2019-09-08 16:08:51

The bomb was supposed to be twice as powerful. 100 megatons.
It’s terrifying

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tygonmaster 2019-09-22 02:20:25 (edited 2019-09-22 02:25:11 )

@Enigma Russia? No Russia's ballistic technology really has not advanced that much since the 80s. It is largely why astronauts that have to go up to the International Space Station are constantly bitching about the rough ride back to Earth since NASA Astronauts have to rely so much on outdated Russian tech to get them up there. Russia has not made jackshit in advancements to their nuclear Tech. At least as is known by the International Community. Now the bombs that the US has or has technology to quickly acquire....well... let's just say if they were detonated the concept of sides in a war become largely irrelevant. No one would survive. Additionally every major power in the world now has access to submarines that would ensure no one survives.

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Enigma 2019-09-22 03:37:32

@tygonmaster I was just talking about the world in general, not any country in particular, I was using the USA as a size reference.

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Toronto Bud 2019-10-01 22:40:11

Enigma I’m fairly certain science is probably are capable of a nuke that would level the whole world.

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scoomplers 2019-11-10 03:52:40

@THE BRAIN SPECIALIST what about the person inside?

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Chrono 2021-04-09 03:29:48

i already knew the story so i never watched this one, glad I came back. one of your best

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Andrew Davis 2021-09-01 21:54:46

Listen man, future humans will unironically watch this video and deem it a record of the events of WWII and the Cold War, and by using that Dunkey quote at 11:00, you've legitimized our community permanently in the annals of technological history. No one alive now can know the lasting impact of your creative effort, nor will they appreciate this sub-cultural society we share because of it.

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Oof 2021-02-27 19:10:18

extremely well written and well edited

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JJ 2021-10-05 02:12:07

Vasili Arkhipov. This man also saved the world.

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Bane 2019-11-30 16:51:27 (edited 2019-11-30 16:52:54 )

That decision was almost certainly tied for the most influential binary, "yes or no" decision that's ever been made, and for the most important decision ever made. (I'd say it's tied with Vasily Arkhipov's decision not to launch the submarine's warhead during the Cuban Missile Crisis for both.) Given how much people from the USSR hated people from the USA and vice versa, I'm amazed that we avoided the end of the world not once but twice. And both times it ended with the USSR making the correct decision. I hate what the USSR stood for (authoritarianism and forced annexation). I'm honestly grateful for those two people and their decisions more than I'm grateful for 99% of Americans.

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Owen Tucker 2020-12-29 09:16:19

Agreed, I think it’s reflective of the reality that the people of the Cold War powers were not inherently bad, but the systems and power structures in place could only lead towards conflict.

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Hypertech 116 2021-01-11 04:10:48

Yeah after Hitler no great evil emerged but the ideological conflict man.
The USSR was not worse than World War 2 and Cold War USA.

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madmonkeys88 2021-01-27 03:34:06

@Hypertech 116 yes, it very much was. Not to say that the USA was doing all fine and dandy what with the internment of the Japanese and the whole red scare. It was still a much much much better place to live than the USSR, I would say no contest but the people putting others in literal work/death camps usually lived pretty well, until THEY got thrown in as well.

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Hypertech 116 2021-01-27 14:44:45 (edited 2021-01-27 14:45:58 )

@madmonkeys88 well
I mean the top leaders. They didn't really care much about other countries and everything except diplomacy and managing anything that wasn't related to the economic race (if there was any) was strategy during the cold war.
But the combination of freedom of speech and democracy is just generally better than how communism is implemented.
As long as the people in power play nice, nothing's gonna go wrong to the point of downfall if everyone can keep them in check (and we should whenever we can, that is the whole point). Even if there's a devious politician or something the media is allowed to expose them and BOOM they're not allowed to become politicians again. And everyone can help however they want.
Communism didn't even work at all even with different perspectives because there's no way everyone actually wants to develop the country. 100% of the humans in a communist country have to follow orders and cooperate all the time.

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Zaraza 2022-03-15 04:28:08

Stanislav Petrov deserves a worldwide holiday.

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Salty Shackle 2021-08-26 05:09:39

I didn’t watch this one when emp first uploaded it. It was a real big mistake. Probably his best one.

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That One Pseudotwin 2021-04-16 03:42:48

we have stanislav petrov and vasili arkhipov to thank for being smart enough and level headed enough to not have ended the world.

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Helperbot 2000 2021-10-18 22:41:39

24:03 not sure if it was an oversight, byt the soviets developed the first nuclear missiles, using the r-7 semyorka, the very same platform that carried the first manmade satelite into orbit.

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jonathan 2019-07-07 21:52:19

You probably won't see this comment but this is honestly the best documentary I've seen on youtube. Great editing, script and use of historic clips. Really an amazing video all around. Maybe it's silly since I don't really know you outside of your videos but I'm proud of you! Good job.

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nate 2019-07-08 06:04:28

jonathan I think he reads all his comments. Lucky you!

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Ricardo Hernandez 2020-11-15 22:09:11

I love you that I found this channel. It makes 100% best and interesting content

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Z3R0 _0000 2021-04-08 02:09:00

My great grandmother was a survivor of the bomb she was working in the train stations at the time in Kure,Hiroshima

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Roy The Wyvern 2021-03-10 22:15:51

Well, I’m obsessed with this channel now

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Idkhowtonamemyself 2021-04-15 13:43:22

Damn, what a down to earth man

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Tom Tommerson 2019-07-16 17:10:48

"I like to think that Sept 26, 1983 was our judgment day."
That has to be the most powerful words I heard a youtuber say.

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typhoonfire8 2019-07-26 05:45:11

yoooo I thought i was the only one that thought that. i dont know why but i started laughing in a sort of shock because emp popped off right there

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Marandal 2019-11-09 05:28:29

Judgement day, and we were saved. Thank you Stanislav Petrov.

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Alejandro Crespo 2019-11-26 01:09:16

I had that same feeling and it overwhelmed me with an emotion that i don't know how to describe, thought only I caught it...

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ivanmegafanboy 2019-11-28 22:07:50

So did we surpass the filter, or is there something worse?

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AndiParkour 2020-02-03 15:06:29

@ivanmegafanboy Kurzgesagt made a video about the filter to help you understand the theory better. But basically the filter is not something we can pass. If such a filter exists, it may be a virus, a comet or something we cant even imagine yet. But in the end, every intelligent form of life will fail to overcome that filter.

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Sly Seal 2020-02-05 02:06:51

@AndiParkour What? The theory talks about what is necessary in order to not be affected by these filters in the worst way, not that they will happen inevitably.

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Doggo 2021-02-13 23:22:07 (edited 2021-02-13 23:48:20 )

Originally the Nagasaki bomb was supposed to land at Kukora another Japanese city but it was too cloudy to drop the bomb precisely
Kukora was spared because we couldn’t predict the weather just a few minutes ahead of time

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Ophelia 2021-10-07 06:06:50

Rest in peace, comrade petrov. Shit was sick

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Swa_ 2021-04-07 05:07:49

great topic, story telling, editing... heavy and enlightening stuff

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LoryBrooks 2022-05-26 17:30:38

I enjoyed every bit of this video. just awesome

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Shallot 2019-07-07 23:22:33

Using your YTP editing skills to make documentaries is working wondrously

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Gabe The Babe 2019-07-08 19:00:46

It’s honestly the most interesting style in terms of a video essay. It’s amazing how a fun little method of making weird funny videos also meshes well with a serious video

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EdAttack 2019-07-08 20:25:50

@Gabe The Babe indeed

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Grzegorz Przewoźniak 2019-07-08 21:22:44

@Gabe The Babe quite

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Lukas Fuglerud 2021-11-24 20:17:44

This guy should have he’s own national day

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Dynadem 2021-05-26 19:49:21

The editing of this video is phenomenal!

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Sam Feller 2021-05-13 03:17:28

To the few who have watched and appreciated this video; we are truly the real ones.

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Makselord 2021-03-03 09:36:09

The "Emergency Alert" thing at 8:00, for some reason, I just find chilling to listen to.

Bravo, Emp, on fucking me up for the next week, lol.

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BoysOurRoy 2019-07-07 17:50:25

I never expected to hear Dunkey in a documentary about nuclear warfare

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DJ Cogdill 2019-08-21 06:13:59

@Stravenson Gorglyforgly That's one of my favorite videos of his

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LZTR Films 2022-01-26 05:03:19

That Tsar Bomba blast radius build-up edit was insane !

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rudi kurniawan 2022-03-22 15:35:37

this is the best youtube channel, for now, for me.

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Boxhead 2021-08-31 12:53:57

What a beautifully crafted video. The end is a work of genius. Unbelievable.

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Chad Cuckproducer 2021-05-06 07:00:01

The ending of Wargame scared the everliving shit out of me as a child.

My parents had terrible choice in movies to shown to kids lmao

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I have to wait 90 days to change my name 2019-07-07 16:50:15

5 months from now, this channel is gonna be an indie documentary channel and not a meme shitpost one

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Dicc Chocolate 2019-07-07 16:52:57

It already has been for a long time

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Spartan SC 2019-07-07 16:57:28

Dude, why do I see you everywhere I go?

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Preston Heit 2019-07-07 16:58:13

I hope so, his meme related jokes are shit most of the time

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ElSaltaCohetes 2019-07-07 18:16:22

The only thing sure about emplemon, is that nothing is for sure

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Moss Hive Network 2019-07-07 18:31:03

No more funny videos?

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Blaster .M 2019-07-07 18:33:04

@Preston Heit big bruh moment from a fellow annoying orange pfper

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L O L 2019-07-07 18:35:28

Lemmino time

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Casual Goats 2019-07-07 18:47:26

@ElSaltaCohetes paying attention^

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Cam / The Unstable Nerd 2019-07-07 19:23:27

And I’m here for it.

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xavier 2019-07-07 19:34:56

Life is a meme shitpost

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Anti 2022-05-06 03:13:58

It'd be great to see another video like this but on another individual in much the sMe circumstances: Vasily Arkhipov, who was aboard the B-59 submarine in the Cuban Missile Crisis when it was being shaken by signaling depth charges. Although the captain wished to launch a nuclear torpedo (yes, a torpedo with a nuclear payload), Arkhipov objected to it. He had the same choice, with almost the same exact result, but in what was likely a much more stressful scenario. It'd be really awesome to see you do a video on it, plus it'd be a great dive into the Cuban Missile Crisis and the middle years of the Cold War.

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Power Gekko 2022-06-29 19:12:44

I'm so happy I'm not the only person who thought of the Arms race when Dunkey was talking about League, god bless you EMP

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Cheap Cars 2020-12-02 06:45:06

Seeing tsar bomba made my jaw drop, that kind of power is terrifying...

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karhanenn 2021-01-10 18:46:34

Funnily enough, Tsar Bomba translates as The King Bomb.

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afmbf 2021-08-31 18:09:53 (edited 2021-08-31 18:10:15 )

15:30 this is the version from Falco symphonical (Vienna calling). I can tell because I listened a million times to that album

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That’s a Human Person! 2019-08-16 13:13:44

“It was a system failure and I did what I was trained to do”. H A U N T I N G !

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Marandal 2019-11-09 05:27:45

That is one of the scariest things i've ever heard.

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Rradical 47 2019-11-29 16:35:55

I felt chills on my back

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Ippy 2019-12-19 19:09:55

@Maspunch Nath that's a human person

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Matchsticks 2019-12-22 05:01:09

@Ippy We can make a religion out of this.

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IzzyJ. 2019-12-26 20:55:08

@Matchsticks No don't.

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test 2020-01-13 00:43:46

never felt chills like that in my life from a youtube video. fantastic

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uranium54321 2020-03-06 03:48:46

@Matchsticks if we make a religion out of this, we need to call it Deus ex Machina

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test 2020-04-02 01:29:01

@Ghosssty Yolk seems good to me

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LockeRobster 2020-04-25 10:35:46

There are roughly 76 million military personnel on Earth currently (1% of the total population) and there may come a time when one day, someone among that number will either do as Stanislav did OR do as the "trained" Hawaiian worker did.

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CJ the Actual Child Gamer 2020-05-29 10:33:36

i cried when i heard it

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Mikeology 2020-06-21 01:55:24

It’s not too chilling when you realize what he meant was that he was doing a test like he was trained for, and the outdated system made it very easy to press the wrong button, since they were both literal hyperlinks right next to each other.

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Big Lenin 2020-07-17 06:59:40

@Ippy exactly!

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Cody Produtions 2020-08-09 05:22:20

I like how they censor his face when he forfeited the right to protection when he almost fucking caused the end of the world.

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Younus Bendame 2020-08-10 21:41:39

@Cody Produtions i dont think he did, he just triggered an alarm and caused mass panic. the rest of the country and world knew what was going on

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Carlos Orellana 2020-08-11 17:00:43

Not gonna lie, that really made my heart stop for a moment

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hmmm. 2022-05-28 06:18:24

38:38 Holy shit, the mix of that chilling line and the Triage at Dawn music hit me like a ICBM.

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incinium z 2021-04-21 17:16:18

4:40 But at what cost? That was horrific. Now I really understand. Never ever should something like this be used, such power and destruction in the hands of reckless humanity. Only in truly dire emergencies.

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Eddie D 2021-01-29 02:06:21

Fun Fact: The original target for the 2nd nuke dropped on Japan was Kokura, but since it was cloudy, the pilot had to move to the secondary target, Nagasaki

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Boyan Rushkov 2021-02-16 12:53:27

Von Braun didn't have much choice in ww2. He wanted to make rockets that would reach other worlds and since he couldn't leave Germany he either had to forget his dream or become an SS member so he could work on rockets.

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Maria Senchikova 2019-07-07 21:44:48

This documentary is amazing. Thank you for your unbiased view on history. The only remark: not Stan. Short for Stanislav is Stas.

With great respect and gratitude for your amazing work, a fellow Russian.

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Michael Hird 2019-07-08 05:20:31

he used stan for humour and to get us to relate more, it's clearly not correct. would we call a vladimir vince? yes, because it's funny

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1337n00binc 2019-07-08 07:44:30

@Michael Hird no, because its not even fucking close

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stan malash 2019-07-08 07:54:21

I'm more used to being called Stan than Stas by my friends

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Michael Hird 2019-07-08 11:19:44

@𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓮 that's better

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CDSpratt 2021-12-31 00:32:18

Germany actually did develop something extraordinarily close to nuclear weapons, but never brought it to production, or beyond testing.

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John Gardner 2022-05-07 15:09:12

12:08 Does anybody else find the sight of Stalin chilling next to Churchill and the US president to be kind of surreal?

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Saylem 2020-12-27 23:27:33 (edited 2020-12-27 23:33:42 )

Fun Fact (kinda): A quote from Albert Einstein about the Atomic bombs "had I known that the Germans would not succeed in developing an atomic bomb, I would have done nothing."

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PsyMar 2021-05-07 00:14:26

I knew about the incident. But prior to watching this video, I did not know what it meant to have a chill sent down your spine. I do now.

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Fredrick VonTater 2020-08-25 05:16:00

the part about the space race reminded me of my grandpa, he worked for a company called Rocketdyne and was contracted to design parts for the command module and the f1 engine on the saturn V. He was of Sicilian descent, and worked with a German scientist, and a Japanese scientist. The guys at NASA simply called them "the axis powers".

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Controle Quebrado 2020-10-23 12:26:57

Weirdly wholesome

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:05:40

That's a dark kind of humor right there......

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Stem Artin 2021-03-09 11:53:55

I wonder what they called the Nazi Von Braun?

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XchampionXFTW 2021-04-19 01:30:16

Haha that's awesome

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RaptorJesus 2021-09-04 20:42:08

@Stem Artin Probably "Sir".

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Stem Artin 2021-09-04 21:07:46

@RaptorJesus 😂👍

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Monitor 2021-11-12 19:00:24

surprisingly this is common even in south america, im of italian descent, and in middle school i had a friend who was of german descent, and a friend of japanese descent. people used to call us the axis.

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Quantus Mechanicus 2021-10-08 23:37:16

I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I think this is the best vid EmpLemon ever made.

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Thebracc 2021-03-31 19:58:01

The amount of rewatchability these have are amazing

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BulkClover 2022-03-29 03:24:37

I started to play this video in the background while playing Fallout 4. I paused the game to actually watch the video. What a fitting game.

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Mr. Draws 2021-05-30 09:04:34 (edited 2021-05-30 09:04:58 )

38:07 That False Ballistic Missile Threat here in Hawaii was personally the scariest shit I've ever experienced.

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Boundary 2020-07-28 23:31:03

You can’t tell me that this is not EmpLemon’s magnum opus. I have rewatched this whole documentary 5 times at this point.

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Nutticus 2020-08-02 17:14:57

Try 15

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XchampionXFTW 2021-04-19 01:28:32

I'm at around 7 I think, this is by far one of the most criminally underviewed videos... ever!

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Cowboy Curtis 2021-07-29 03:37:47

I would argue that the Dale Earnhardt episode is Emp's magnum opus, but this one is certainly excellent.

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Ray 2021-08-03 23:01:35

This is time #3 for me!

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seraphine 2021-10-08 20:40:18

This is certainly up there, but I find the NASCAR videos (specifically the Dale Earnhardt one) to be their magnum opuses

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Nory Levi 2021-10-11 00:55:15

dale earnhardt one is his magnum opus. But this one is the best one imo. Like the dale earnhardt one is his most important video, it easily make people feels emotional and connect to more people but this video just do everything perfectly

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Paul is a person 2021-10-14 01:44:19

Earnheart

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alfa01spotivo 2021-11-04 18:58:53

i feel his dale earnhardt just has that feeling to it, like i can feel the passion he put into it

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DDDPLAY 2021-01-30 19:11:00

what a fucking cinematic masterpiece. take this to a movie festival this shit is beautiful

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Connor Brown 2022-02-09 04:59:32

i just noticed that his videos are very jon bois-esque. clearly a big inspiration

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XPL0SI0NMAN 2020-12-07 23:31:22

7:26

This.

This clip.

This clip can spark fear in anyone who thinks the atomic bombs are not scary.

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emP 2022-04-29 19:13:22

Such a fantastic video, really great job all around.

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レイ·ライト -Raylight 2019-07-08 09:02:05 (edited 2019-07-08 09:07:58 )

Never thought I'd enjoy 40 minutes of history
EmpLemon just made a history video more interesting than my history teacher in a classroom
I wonder many people do nothing like him when the tension is high and false alarm is everywhere
There's a guy who refused to launch nuclear in submarine near Cuba (need 5 people to launch nuke, he's one of them)

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D1V15OR 2022-03-31 22:07:06

I think most people know what the "ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones" but it's almost like the quote means more when I realize that ww2 hadn't even ended at that point

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May Be Something 2021-09-19 21:05:50 (edited 2021-09-19 21:06:34 )

Emplemon: Posts an add about NordVPN in the form of a USSR controlled US Presidential announcement.
Me: Laughs in Canada.




Great video, as always, Emplemon. Keep up the great work!

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Malcolm Alexander 2022-05-26 05:49:37

Goddamn I get goosebumps from so many parts of this video. fucking amazing work

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The Intellectual Rapist 2022-03-09 06:13:23

Great taste in music love Scriabin, his 5th sonata is pretty good.

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The Intellectual Rapist 2022-03-09 06:13:57

turns out I was wrong

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D1V15OR 2022-03-31 22:33:03

I think the great filter is more of a general concept than referring to something specific like nuclear weapons. The great filter could be behind us, like developing life at all, developing intelligent life, or still ahead such as nuclear weapons. Any number of things could be the great filter.

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Speedskid 2021-09-01 02:15:04

"Lately, many of us have given up trying to find a formidable foreign foe, and we've instead shifted our intention within our own borders, and turned much of the paranoia on ourselves."
Current-day America in a nutshell.

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Khookie 2020-12-13 04:53:42

80% better than most Cold war documentaries out there!

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Charlie Tomes 2021-07-01 11:18:30

As a degenerate who watches / listens to YouTube 18 hours a day, you are genuinely the best creator out here

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PossiblyRita 2019-07-24 16:58:38

That safety video gives a true feeling of the tension at the time.
“What are you supposed to do when you see the flash?”
Not “if”.
When.

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NateTheReaper 2019-08-23 11:14:17

Chase Gillingham 15 (STUDENT) I just told people to run for the basement.

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Dylan_Not_Dillon 2019-09-08 16:07:26

Oh damn.

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Goose McBruce 2019-09-11 05:25:19

@Chase Gillingham 15 (STUDENT) duck & cover is a good way to avoid burns if you get caught in fireball range but if you're in the blast range you're fucked

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Dylan_Not_Dillon 2019-10-01 22:59:37

Yeah, I don’t know anyone who wants to live for a small amount of years after the blast, with pain and suffering, or just painlessly die.

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Mad Machanicest 2019-11-27 02:31:20

The ture horror of it hit home for me when i tryed to think of what i would have done. I have alway been crazy smart but tradable with people so i would have refused to do a buck and cover drill because i would have understood emeditly that doing so was pointless.

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brandon torres 2019-12-05 20:47:10

@Goose McBruce trust me, u think duck and cover is gonna save u from a 1.2 megaton nuke ? It would destroy anything in a 25 mile radius.

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Frequent Man 2020-01-28 02:06:16

@Toronto Bud do people still think it was necessary to Nuke Japan? Propaganda really works wonders

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ok 2020-01-28 14:06:09

@Frequent Man mUh PrOpAgANdA

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Frequent Man 2020-01-28 19:31:56

@ok muh Uhmurican laaves. America interned 120,000 people. Dropped 2 attomic bombs killing 200,000 people(majority were civilians) and starved 1,000,000+ germans war prisoners AFTER the war when they had a food surplus. They firembombed civilian cities and destroyed the railway lines and blame the Germans when their pow's starved

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Frequent Man 2020-01-28 19:32:40

@ok Nanking didnt happen btw the red cross disputes it

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Zeoxis6 2020-03-06 03:30:41

@Frequent Man Bad troll. This is one of the few instances where America, specifically the administration, was absolutely right. Japan was weakened, but would never surrender. Millions more on both sides would have ground each other down for a long time. The hatred would have run deep and long too.
This broke the conquering nature and spirit of Imperial Japan, which was necessary for any lasting peace. It showed the world the true nature of atomic warfare and served as the original warning against future slides toward it.
It ended the World War 2, it served as the baseline for negotiation into the successful relationship the U.S. and Japan have today, and it was going to happen in history eventually. Instead of an unknown wonder weapon, we know it for the doomsday device it is.
And there are pictures of Nanking, like I shouldn't even have to say this but you're obviously trolling anyway so whatever. Hope you enjoyed the wall of text if you made it this far!

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Frequent Man 2020-03-13 05:55:01

@Zeoxis6 not trolling. The pictures are Chinese communists wearing Japanese uniforms incorrectly and you didn't even address the Red Cross disputing it. The census numbers dispute it as well. You can argue that everything turned out for the best but thats because your line of descent went on and theirs didnt. It was for the best because it serves your self interests . Plus I don't know how you can criticise Japan for Nanking when the US literally vaporized 2 cities like wtf what kind of moral consistency is that!?

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Frequent Man 2020-03-13 05:55:52

@Zeoxis6 hey as long is there is some degree of punctuation I don't mind reading. I just dont want a headache

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Frequent Man 2020-03-13 05:59:49

@Zeoxis6 also didnt address America starving 1,000,000 Germans to death after the war when they had been allocated the food for them. That's probably more people than what actually died in the holocaust( 6,000,000 is a joke dont @me)

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GameStart just a simple youtube channel 2020-03-26 22:43:25

it's ironic that this is how they're teaching kids how to handle mass shootings

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Mad Machanicest 2020-04-02 10:42:02

@Ghosssty Yolk ((ya that was a bit egotistical of me and i am a social clueless person most of the time. ))The main point i was trying to make . this video made me think about how i would have attached as child back then and how the seeing every thing spell out in numbers really made all this hit home for me.( the crazy smart should have been more like Crazy\Smart.)

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Putrid Moldyman 2020-04-10 01:01:31

@Mad Machanicest
"I have always been crazy smart"
"emeditly"

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Mad Machanicest 2020-04-10 04:50:13

@Putrid Moldyman ya guy claiming to be smart miss spell something . trust me i use to it by now i have had problems with spelling a write most of my life. I will have them most likely for the rest of my life. My brain scrambles anything i try to write or type. There is nothing i can do about it. I wish somebody body would relate to the point i was trying to make and mot bad mouth me for my dame grimmer and spell.

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Ernesto Acosta 2020-05-15 16:29:25

Frequent Man seems like raping a whole city is different than dropping 2 bombs to end the war, the rape of Nanking was for what? There wasn’t POWs or allowing retreat, the Japanese killed and rapped many in that city

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Ernesto Acosta 2020-05-15 19:10:10

Frequent Man so what about those mass graves too?

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Bendy Snowball 2020-05-29 00:16:19

@Ghosssty Yolk Exactly, along with the fact that they failed to spell the word "immediately", doesn't make me think they are "crazy smart".

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Bendy Snowball 2020-05-29 00:17:34

@Mad Machanicest Did you graduate high school, or middle school for that matter?

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o m 2021-05-08 15:58:48

@Frequent Man
Look man, I disagree with xou, but since this comment is older than dirt and I'm tired anyway, I don't want to argue. I do want to ask for a source on the red cross disputing it, I did some light google searching and couldn't find it.

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Zadamouse 2021-03-24 14:54:38

Honestly surprised there was no mention of the amazing quote "Now we are all sons of bitches" by Kennith Bainbridge after the trinity nuclear test.

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Jesse Swimshorts 2021-02-27 21:27:50

that moment when the video is so good you watch the whole sponsorship

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Feast On Yeast 2022-02-25 21:35:14

Need this now

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The EngNeer 2021-08-14 04:57:13

Makes you wonder how many times this scenario has happened and the world never even knew. How many heroes died for humanity without humanity even knowing

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w mannix 2020-06-03 02:52:23

Amazing video emp, probably my favorite. However, there was another Russian who almost caused nuclear war. Vasily Arkhipov, a Soviet submarine vice admiral was off the coast of Cuba during the cuban missile crisis, when many of the crew members mistakenly believed that war had broken out. Three people, Vasily and two other officials, were required to authorize the launch of the submarine's nuclear torpedo. The other two officials agreed to launch it, with only Vasily refusing.

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Psychlops 924 2020-10-18 06:06:33

I thought that’s who this video would be about when I saw the title.

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Tobie 2020-10-26 04:35:18

@Psychlops 924 same, but I've watched it about 5 times now and each time I've got tears at the end of the video :)

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Smith 2020-10-27 21:15:35

@Tobie Well. Hard fact but world peace cannot be achieved through the USA.
Socialism is the answer.
Or more a socialist market economy.
Stop looking away from the crimes, which the USA is doing.

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Tobie 2020-10-27 22:55:10

@Smith How can socialism bring world peace in a way that capitalism can't? And why are you bringing the USA? I'm not even from there.

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John Smith 2020-10-29 17:35:19 (edited 2020-10-29 17:36:06 )

@Tobie the best argument for an inherent evil of capitalism is its coersive nature. Under capitalism, your only method of survival is participation in the system. Socialists view food, water, and shelter as a human right. Under socialism those things are supposed to be provided. Under capitalism you have to gain currency to partake in those necessities. To gain currency means that you have to work within capitalism. In the age that we are in today, all participation in capitalism is unethical. Working at an insurance agency today means that you are taking advantage of others to stay alive. Buying food by using your money from work is unethical, since you are abusing the labor of a south american indentured servant. Buying an iphone means that you are perpetuating child slave labor. Of course, none of this is your fault since having food, water, and housing is mandatory for your survival. So world peace under capitalism is impossible, since it requires taking advantage of another's persons autonomy or freedom. Hopefully this answer is to your satisfaction. Have a good day.

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Tobie 2020-10-29 18:02:35 (edited 2020-10-29 18:02:48 )

@John Smith I appreciate your response but I don't like it. It's easy to criticize the in-place actual system, but what I was asking for what concrete solution does socialism has to fix those issues?

To me, socialism is still capitalism, but to a much larger scale, between countries. Each country tries to be as rich as possible, and the country rules every aspect of the economy. So you would have the same problems: some countries would be really rich on top of other really poor countries. We saw that happening when the Usa cut every export to Cuba in the 60's, and since then Cuba has never recovered financially and socially. It was the rights of the US to do what they wanted to do.

Also, I was a socialist too few years back but I changed my mind. So yeah, I know what socialism is.

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John Smith 2020-10-30 01:17:44

@Tobie I don't think that socialism has a concrete way to create world peace or a perfect society, but it does have concrete methods to increase quality of life among the citizenry. No economic system can solve the world's problems on it's own, but some systems make achieving world peace a lot easier. My question to you would be do you view socialism as the government owning business and property, or the public? There are a few separate interpretations and in order to answer your question effectively I need to know what you think the term really means.

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Tobie 2020-10-30 01:43:18

@John Smith I think for socialism to work, there has to be someone to be in charge of it all, a person or a group of person that will decide how much food each person will receive, etc. So there's always a form of government or coalition, something that links people together. But it can get pretty complicated.
Living in a democracy and voting for a president and his government that will decide is very different than living in an autoritarian country that the same party keeps power years after years. Either way, the government owns the companies and the goods. If the people do, that's capitalism. Even an agricol union or things like that is still capitalism, it's just that profit is split between all the owners.

So yeah, the government :P

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John Smith 2020-10-30 17:03:37

@Tobie your perception of socialism seems a little restricted. You seem like a decent guy so I guess I'd recommend that you look into more libertarian forms of socialism. Believe it or not socialism or even communism can exist without a strong authoritarian government.

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Tobie 2020-11-05 20:33:49

@John Smith (sorry for the late response) maybe, but yet there haven't been one.

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Brandon 2020-11-29 22:25:46 (edited 2020-11-29 22:28:02 )

@Tobie
Except there has been, and there currently is, you're just not looking.

In the early 1900s there were 3 prominent examples of not only socialist societies without an authoritarian state, but ones completely lacking a state.

During the Russian Civil War, there was the Free Territory in Ukraine that lasted from 1917-1921. It was a federation of directly democratic communities organized along an anarcho-communist basis. That society fell as a result of the sheer strength and numbers of the Red Army invading. (Who later went on to imprison, exile, and murder many of the leading figures).

During the Spanish Civil War in 1936-1939 anarcho-syndicalists and trade unions governored massive portions of Spain and much of the economy was collectivized. They failed because the USSR Stalinist backed forces betrayed them (they threw many of them in prison), which eventually lead to Franco and the fascists (whom were backed by Nazi Germany and Italy) taking over.

In Manchuria near the border of Korea there was the Korean People's Association in Manchuria which lasted from 1929-1931. They operated on a similar basis to the Free Territory. They were eventually destroyed as a result of a combined effort of Imperial Japan and the nationalist Kuomintang invading.

As to right now? There is Rojava, a predominantly Kurdish region within Northern Syria. They're a democratic confederalist society. They've existed since 2013, there's tons of videos on YouTube you can watch to learn about them.

There's also the Zapatistas in Chiapas Mexico, who in 1994 revolted against the Mexican Government as a result of NAFTA. They have controlled nearly half of the Chiapas region ever since then.

If you'd like any sources, I can provide a couple books and some YouTube videos.

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Tobie 2020-11-30 02:29:18

idk why you guys just started talking to me about communism and stuff, wtf did I do for that x)

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Brandon 2020-11-30 17:11:03

@Tobie
Ask theredcat dude, he's the one who randomly brought it up outta nowhere. All I did was reply to your reply that was talking about it.

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Tobie 2020-11-30 17:14:14

@Brandon yeah I know lol

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TomatoP 2021-03-01 03:02:15

Why cant we have capitalist and socialist countries and just idk leave each other the hell alone ._.

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Humongous Hongonggolongus 2021-03-06 23:15:14

@TomatoP conflict of interest, as long as you have two people in a room, there will always be tension, as we have different perspectives on a common subject.

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John Smith 2021-03-07 15:52:36

@PKFireFawx bro I was just having a polite philosophical discussion with a nice man. You've gotta chill out. I didn't even start this conversation, I just answered a question someone had to the best of my ability. You feeling ok?

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i_cooped_my_pants333 2021-03-09 18:42:54

I think it has to do with Petrov being the lone man who could’ve given the ok, while Arkipov had a couple of crew mates with him

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Crossed Winged Airguard 2021-03-13 23:12:05

Imo arkihpov was way more powerful

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Nfvoodz 2021-04-09 01:54:06

@John Smith no you don’t you could live off of food stamps. In either system if a majority of people didn’t believe in it, it wouldn’t work.

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Jack Dullboy 2021-04-22 08:09:11

@Smith Socialism is evil, and needs to be purged from this Earth.

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FazeThruWallz 2021-05-07 20:19:10

Yeah I was thinking about that.

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Tennessee girl 2021-06-08 06:33:18

I was just thinking about him and was going to make a comment like yours. Thanks to these 2 great men. It's amazing this happened twice and by the grace of God these 2 men was at the right place at the right time.

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Ray 2021-08-03 23:04:45

If I heard correctly Vasily was not even SUPPOSED to be on that sub.

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Ramen Dude 2021-08-27 06:00:55

@Smith wow I want to vomit. Have you tried not having laughable ideas for a moment?

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Fork 2021-09-09 14:36:48

This is just so engaging and interesting to watch. Incredible work

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Jux Cordaus 2021-01-19 20:53:54 (edited 2021-01-19 21:18:39 )

If anyone wants to read a book detailing how close the USA came to internal nuclear disaster, they should check out a book titled "Command and Control" by Eric Schlosser. Fantastic read.
Edit: Reminder that the US-Russia 2010 Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START), unless extended into 2026, will expire in February of this year.

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Vanu 2021-12-16 07:11:49

This is one of the best videos on YouTube, no joke!

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Reanimated Jesus 2021-07-06 15:38:14

A true work of art

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emiliano bustamante 2020-05-29 04:12:11

This is deadass one of the single most terrifying things I've ever watched. It sorta feels like I'm living in an alternate timeline where Petrov didn't alert abt the nukes. Sorta like this isn't the main timeline, but a second chance at not complete annhilation. Feels weird.

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Little Babyman 2021-07-08 16:37:03

I know, it feels weird.

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Jefferythemoonworm 2021-07-27 03:50:34

Feels like someone playing a video game reloaded the save file to make a different decision

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J. Eazy 2021-06-03 03:04:25

W's in the chat for Stan🤘🏾

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Angel Ocadiz 2021-02-26 23:07:14

GODDAMMIT. I JUST DID AN ESSAY ON. THIS GUY AND JUST DISCOVERED THIS

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ashrasmun 2021-03-13 19:38:49

I wish the title would be "there must Never Ever be another man as powerful as Stanislav Petrov"

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Jamaal Gondal 2022-03-28 22:24:54

Vasili Arkhipov arguably had more impact during the cuban missile crisis when he refused to launch nukes

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Natalia Borys 2019-07-07 18:53:24

I absolutely love your Never Ever series. You just taught me more about the Cold War than I ever understood from school. You're an underrated YouTuber, I wish you had more subs (and not empty ones. People who honestly watch your great videos.)

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Trent Loos 2021-12-31 05:59:22

22:35 is extremely freighting. I have used nukemap, but it has never hit home like the context he gave.

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Nunya Bizz 2021-03-23 18:46:13

Came for the history lesson, stayed for the soft machine

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Aki Bru 2021-08-28 01:36:47

It’s hard to think a 41 minute video can give you a completely different perspective on the world but It

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Max Finazzo 2022-01-10 03:32:30 (edited 2022-01-10 04:13:33 )

At this point, with the weapons we have, I pray there will be no WWIII, I know there will be no WWIV.

God this video is so fucking good 👍

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the real mr mago907 2021-01-27 01:15:19

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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The mango man 2022-02-28 14:22:55

Im back because of the conflict in Ukraine if we go to war with Russia then were fucked

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Um Cara Normal num Planeta normal 2021-11-06 13:12:36

4:11 Holy shit i literally just searched for this survivor on google and he died october 24th this year, RIP

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PeachyKeen31 2022-02-18 13:12:32

37:30 onwards is some of the best video I have ever seen. Thank you.

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My Mom 2019-07-08 02:37:41

Vasily Arkhipov (another Petrov like figure during the missile crisis) and Stanislav Petrov

Thank you for your service to humanity.

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Ondřej Němeček 2021-09-10 16:26:43

38:40 I've got goosebumps when I heard path of borealis

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Austin 2020-11-30 10:38:12

Crazy to think Petrov thought of what he did as nothing.

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mr freakout 2021-07-19 00:13:11

You know a youtube video is good when it almost makes me cry

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Megalon9631 2021-04-28 22:51:58 (edited 2021-04-28 22:52:51 )

3:45- I never knew it was that bad... instant crying, just... dear, dear god. I knew it was terrible, but still

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Random 2021-03-17 15:02:20

Do you think God remains in heaven because he too lives in fear for what he created?

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L Martinson 2021-11-04 22:29:54

You used a quote from Dunkey to symbolize the invention of nuclear weapons... and it was probably the most effective quote you could've used.

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General Jack Ripper 2021-08-13 22:30:40

The true heroes of our species are those who simply go out and do a good job.

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Never Gets The Joke 2021-08-28 03:15:53

This gave me chills

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raspymorten 2019-07-07 20:47:38

From Spongebob to the Attitude Era, to NASCAR, to Nuclear Warfare

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Andrew Meyer 2019-07-08 05:23:11

Definitely very similar subject matters

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Thumb 2021-04-25 18:48:58

You make a good history teacher.

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Stuff stuur 2022-02-20 18:40:39 (edited 2022-02-20 18:41:19 )

Another guy, Vadillo arkophov did something very similar in the Cuban missile crisis,:so there was the crisis and within the crisis there was a submarine near the us with a nuke under it,(this part I’m not sure about)and there was a person who couldn’t come and had to be replaced by Vassili (back to facts) And they thought that nuclear war had already started so the held a vote and 2 of the three voted to send the nuke and vasilli voted no and they needed a unanimous vote so they didn’t detonate

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Jake Test 2021-12-12 10:53:42

This may just be my favourite video on the site. Thankyou, thankyou so much.

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Vanu 2021-12-16 07:12:25

Same!

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Abyss Moon 2021-10-28 03:04:43

The intresting think was it was the 2nd(i know) time a gut feeling saved our world so will there be a 3rd time or maybe without our knowledge there where many more ? 1st i know goes to Wassili Alexandrowitsch Archipow who saw himself in a similar position but in a sense even more bad the chance of him even being there was low the chance that under pressure of others him not doing it was even lower but at the end he didnt its like for a moment people can realize in those moments that it gives lines that shouldnt be crossed maybe some deep Instinkt that tells us after that it will end dont do that but will the next time it happens be it someone who can follow that feeling or will it be someone that was so trained to do somethink that he dosent care anymore.

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Brandovichie 2019-07-07 18:03:55

Amazing storytelling through editing and timing. You really set up the surrounding well and it has this dark but hopeful mood.
Up there with your Earnhardt video, this is definitely one of my favourite youtube series!

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Kevin 2021-07-01 11:37:55

History made fun. Seriously, this guy is a genius at editing

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Matt Bell 2022-01-23 02:47:47

"The axis powers lost access to ......." I liked that word choice haha maybe unintended but still

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Lost in Rhodesia 2021-09-04 10:32:50

I want a holiday to celebrate Mr. Stanislav he's a true hero

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Julien Bertrand 2021-10-12 04:23:34

You're missing a lot of info on how the US came to develop the atomic weapons.

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Alec Petsche 2021-03-15 17:26:57

I initially didn’t want to watch this video, it seemed less interesting than the rest of the Never Ever videos. It’s been my favorite since I watched it.

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JJ Keeney 2021-11-11 08:01:58

That dunkey voiceover was perfect.

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Matthew Sawczyn 2021-04-10 17:32:51

"I was simply doing my job and I did it well."

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mk 2021-10-31 06:20:48

Holy smokes you are an amazing storyteller

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R - G - C 2021-12-25 14:50:19

Remember, this was back in WW2 where the weapon weren't as strong, imagine what would happen if a bomb with much higher power detonated today.

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Utibe Umoh 2022-01-12 20:11:10

even in the world war 2 era, the power would be enough to not allow both of us type this comment.

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strongocho 2021-08-29 04:48:01

16:38 Usually I hate advertisements in videos, but this one for NordVPN was really well done and added to the video tbh

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dewydewback 2022-04-30 08:19:39

I just realized that out of all of the Never Ever episodes, this is the only one that says "there may Never ever be" instead of "there will Never Ever be".

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magpie0430 2022-02-27 01:53:06

hey you, yeah you, you just clicked "most recent" expecting some dark humor over this, yeah we scared, but we shall grow from this.

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Daniel Pacious 2019-07-07 20:28:19

The man saved the world and most people don't even know his name...

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Andy Kim 2019-07-08 03:29:18

hes Saitama

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Aflay 2019-07-08 05:04:04

I still can’t spell his name.

Stan Petrikov? Stanison Perikeet. Damn reds.

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GOOGLE TAQIYYA 2019-07-08 06:23:45

His name is Donald John Trump Sr.

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Pianonian 2019-07-08 06:51:25

There was another man who saved the world, his name was Vasili Arkhipov.

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V R 2019-07-08 07:48:38

@GOOGLE TAQIYYA don't forget all the other guys who helped him before and all the guys afterwards.

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J K 2021-10-03 12:43:01

"Entering Gracefully" is such a fuckin banger. This message will repeat, until there are none left to read it

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Unknow0059 2021-02-24 02:36:48

Great video.
40:12 Define World Peace. Lack of conflict?
As long as differences between people exist, conflict shall, too.
World Peace is a stupendously simplistic idea with horrendous consequences.
To suggest it means to erase people's differences.
Even the rising neoempire could never achieve it, as internal conflicts would exist due to ethnocultural differences. If you magically erased that, we'd still have conflicts over resources.
Achieving it would require transhumanism; a population in their perfect VR worlds, free of their "Darwinian pathologies", overseen by a being, likely an AI, since it'd be unethical to leave one person missing out.
I'm fine with internal conflicts, thank you very much. Let us celebrate our differences.

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James Humphrey 2021-12-08 16:11:45

I love the use of the Half Life soundtrack, it sounds so ominous and alien

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Aidan Matthew Galea 2021-01-07 10:23:12

stan was more powerful than jesus for a whole hour

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Speckledorf IV 2019-07-08 02:09:18

This is honestly one of the best YouTube videos I've seen in a long time. These Never Ever videos just keep getting better and better. Keep up the great content man.

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Prince Lorian 2021-04-21 06:38:11

thanks to this guy i gotta go to work and pay taxes....god damn it

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tzif 2021-03-06 22:19:55

in this ep we learn about the most epicest man in the world that made the epic victory royale

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Carlos 2021-07-30 15:13:39

Great video. However, I would revisit the statement about how soldier are trained. I would say it is very simplistic.

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Andrew Prahst 2021-03-06 05:36:42

I want to watch another video after this so that Youtube recommends it to more people, but I'm really not in the mood.

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north korean defector 2020-04-13 07:23:41

40:51 this drove me to tears. the man who saved every single human life on earth doesn't even see himself as a hero :(

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HellSpoon 2021-01-26 16:16:23

Good people don't see them selfs as good people.

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groovy 2021-02-26 13:54:14

He's not wrong. Simply doing his job of signalling and reporting airborne threats and he did it right and well.

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:00:44

@HellSpoon they tend to just see themselves as people.

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Harald Maul 2021-03-16 16:59:14

commenting for the youtube algorithm so more people can see this masterpiece of a video.

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rajveer 2020-12-29 18:13:13

god this made my stomach churn in terror a little...

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Really Useful Trackmaster Fan 2021-01-10 18:02:45

Vassili arkupov: hold my also saving the world

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Jobel Thirty1 2020-12-09 23:57:16

This is by far your most special and insightful video.

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ThatGenericYoutuber 2019-08-02 18:04:34

I cannot believe that it took me nearly a month to watch this video.... Emp, you truly are one of the most hardworking individuals on this site. Keep doing what you’re doing man.

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atur chomicz 2019-11-22 16:36:08

me too

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Total Organ Failure 2021-04-25 18:43:05

Elevated to more than a man for he was a god
And this god choose to be merciful

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Hillarys Emails 2021-08-26 04:41:54

24:15 By 1950 the USA should have demanded that the rest of the world limit itself to only 5 nukes each.
By 1955, it should have unleashed its nukes upon Russia for refusing to stop making bombs.
By 1965 Russia had enough bombs, that BOTH nations would lose in any nuclear exchange.
Thus, the 1950s were the time that the USA should have prevented nuclear proliferation, and enforced Pax Romana, otherwise known as Pax Americana for the Nuclear Age.

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chazzeo 2021-10-12 11:41:38 (edited 2021-10-12 11:41:51 )

"What would you do if satellite picked up 5 intercontinen...."

(Me in 2021): *CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*

"OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING DUDE??!!!!"

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henl 2021-04-05 17:20:12

Best one yet. Phenomenal content.

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Kyle Zagers 2021-10-09 03:43:42

the Einstein quote to the scene from odyssey. chills.

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John Paul Turla 2021-02-28 11:57:49

The spiritual death of a nation my ass. Most of those killed in the bombings were in some way connected to the military. And the first bomb did force the Japanese to surrender, saving far more civilian lives than it killed (No one dying would've been a better outcome though, and I'm not defending the second bomb. It was by most accounts unnecessary). In my opinion, as one of the people whose nation was mercilessly conquered and raped by the WWII Japanese, I'd say the bombing (The first bomb) was a necessary show of power done by America. Japan was WAY WAYYY worse than the Nazis with the peoples they've conquered and this "wE WeRe BoMbEd" narrative just makes them sympathetic when in truth their actions were far more horrific and dare I say EVIL by all extent when compared to the German Nazis.

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Kenan The Fabulous 2021-02-28 17:40:39

The "Bombed to force surrender" is a myth. Japan was already way on its way to surrender.

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Hugh Mungus 2021-10-22 10:11:20

and that was just the strongest nuke *tested*. the soviets made a 100 megaton tsar bomba (x2 size of the one tested) but it was never used

blasts that big would have a world wide effect

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Adrian 2021-03-09 22:41:04

just seeing the atom bomb explode really hit me, like i think people really underestimate that shit

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Swiggity 2019-07-21 02:36:26

That Tsar Bomba visualization gives me chills every time

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The Desert Fox 2019-09-18 17:42:00

Me to man, it's scary to think about to

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bennygoat 2019-09-22 12:58:33 (edited 2019-09-22 12:58:51 )

22:34 for those looking for the timestamp

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The Desert Fox 2019-09-22 15:22:21

@bennygoat thanks man appreciate it

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Lelouch 2019-10-18 16:39:32

The whole state of New York would be Thanos'd

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The Desert Fox 2019-10-18 16:41:09

@Lelouch gone...reduced to atoms...

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Carl 2019-10-23 01:47:50

@The Desert Fox welcome to the club

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The Desert Fox 2019-10-23 01:59:26

@Carl thank ya m8, I'm glad to be here

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Zecknel-A 2020-01-28 19:11:36

Despite multiple rewatchings, it’s no less chilling. At each detonation sound as well.

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XchampionXFTW 2020-02-02 15:55:03

As someone who lives next to the city yeah this gives me super chills

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R.J. Tammaro 2020-02-05 02:05:35

I thought that 22:40 was the radius and was like "Holy shit that's a lot," and then the actual simulation was shown

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Ace360x .MLG 2020-04-07 19:53:18

@douglas wahid it is insane to think that it was 50 years ago and 25 years after the first nuclear weapon. The fact it was at half capacity becomes more terrifying when you think how much more powerful we could make them today.

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Daihatsu Midget 2020-04-29 22:03:19

I'm the 1000th like :)

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Eli Kernaghan 2020-05-12 12:35:24

The video at the beginning is so chilling too

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mort 2021-08-30 06:55:00

This is genuinely the scariest thing ive ever known about or will ever know about everything of anything

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Grateful Wizard 2022-04-13 06:22:46

Well said Sir, well said indeed.

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Pope_ 2021-03-07 00:41:50

i sincerely wish the title didnt have to say "may" before never ever, i dont want any one person to ever have that much power

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Mantis con Sombrero 2021-03-09 21:08:24

the man who bought the world

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Game Generation 2019-07-08 01:24:45

From shitposting to intellectual documentaries, you provide the best of content that this degenerate site has to offer.

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That Youtube Guy 2020-12-20 20:12:17 (edited 2020-12-20 20:13:48 )

emplemon: I wonder how far apart Russia and the us are?
casually ignores left and up
emp: oh so about 5000 miles, cool

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boiledelephant 2021-12-13 12:10:53

Nuclear weapons produce temperatures as hot as the sun and wind speeds approaching 1000 miles per hour.
Official distributed advice from the British government to its citizens: board up your windows, hide under a desk, stockpile drinking water.
That's the kind of advice you give when you know nothing will work, but you're just expected to give advice anyway.

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Hermes Bouza 2021-03-01 23:35:01

-Please, stop making nuclear bombs, we'll all die.
-What? Oh! You mean shut down perfectly operational nuclear power plants? Sure, we can do that, we love fossil fuels!
-Wait, no, not like that...

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Sandy Ross 2021-03-01 00:07:02

24:18 Hold on! I never thought I'd see Roger Dean's art here, of all places!

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Shooting Star Ships Primary 2019-10-13 09:36:53

I remember watching this the weekend after the fourth July, and as person with military background, it allowed to reconsider so believes I had, as well be able to see beyond what people discuss my circles. I just want to thank you for educating me on something that I struggle with from time to time: Mortality and Humanity.

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Murad Beybalaev 2021-10-11 11:34:52 (edited 2021-10-11 12:05:21 )

18:48 Says "authoritarian" as he slides in a poster literally saying "Power to soviets! Peace to people! Land to peasants! Factories to workers!" [The noun "soviet" in Russian means a local democratic council at every workplace that includes every worker.] Great illustration..!

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Julio Cooler 2020-11-20 09:19:02

Never thought a dunkey quote would make it into a ww2 documentary.

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Jack Talia Steinberg 2021-02-01 00:58:16

More Cold War I’d say

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Ido Gonen 2021-04-21 12:43:03

Did my man just quote Dunkey talking about balance in video games, but making it seem relevant to the context of war????
thats hilarious and genious simultaniously

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OPShingle 2021-03-16 22:00:24

we need more historical episodes

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LVGHST 2019-07-07 17:01:26

Did you really use a Dunkey quote as a metaphor for war and humanity. I love you.

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Pan-Semitist Communist 2021-03-04 04:12:23

The only way to win a game of mutually assured destruction is to not play at all. Stanislav is more than a Soviet national hero, he's a hero for all citizens of the world. Salute to you, Comrade Petrov.

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BlinMachine11 2020-11-23 12:56:53

The dichotomy between the guy in hawaii and stan petrov genuinely terrifies me

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zeon-911 2022-06-14 19:36:20

Love the use of grand turismo music on this channel. This anxiety of the opening song is just right on point

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si2foo 2021-10-07 22:45:01

we will achieve world peace when virtual reality comes to the level where it can serve as the battle field instead where we have champions fight for us instead of hordes of mobs on a field to die.

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David Espinoza 2019-09-27 03:11:11

I remember reading about him long before he died. It always baffled me how important he was and how little recognition he got. Later on I found out that he died in an article on Twitter, I wasn't surprised by the little recognition he got but I figured he liked it that way, such a decent and I would say humble guy.

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cursed mailman 2020-09-08 19:37:45

I'd argue that the man who prevented the death of billions of people is just a bit more than decent

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Nana 2021-06-08 15:16:33

This is the best video you have ever made!

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rockandrollken 2022-04-24 15:39:48

The buildup to 22:42 is so fucking good, then the followup a couple of seconds later is even more incredible.

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Hobo_Shuruken 2022-03-18 22:23:25

March 2022, hoping this one becomes a documentary too.

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EmeraldBlade98 2021-02-27 12:50:09

Stanislov is really a genuine hero

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Turtalia 2019-08-18 03:17:25

First episode: there WILL never be
Second episode: there WILL never be
Third episode: there WILL never be
Forth episode: there MAY never be


chilling

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Hotpies 2019-09-24 22:13:39

When will it be

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Natalia Borys 2019-10-14 14:09:08

[PRESS HERE] to start World War III

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Zachary Hentze 2019-12-12 00:53:54

Natalia Borys I’d like the think this comment ended the world

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Elliott Hannam 2019-12-15 01:18:56

there never SHOULD be


but humanity doesn't deal in "should we?", we deal in "can we?"
I hope to be proven wrong

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Dragonman Destructinator 2019-12-31 06:36:45 (edited 2019-12-31 06:37:06 )

We hope there will never be

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Tabby3456 2020-02-06 02:54:46

there will be never be a "there will never be" again


...emp?

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William Jordan 2020-02-09 19:23:58

Actually, nuke capability has killed world wars in their tracks. Nothing even close has happened in 75 years.

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JinJX 2020-02-14 02:33:15

there be

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Marco 2020-06-04 05:50:10

*fourth

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Ross Keskin 2020-07-07 20:54:31

@William Jordan At what cost though? In a parallel universe (if you believe in that sort of thing) the entire world was annihilated because Stanislaw made a different decision. Mutually Assured Destruction brought us peace but every time world tensions reach a peak as they did during the cold war we risk that total destruction again. Sure it isn't imminent right now like it was in the 80s but it will be again one day, trust me on that.

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Grilly Grilly 2020-07-15 15:25:16

He is being optimistic.

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The mango man 2021-08-31 14:58:55

who else started to tear up watching this ?

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Robert Kesselring 2021-08-17 18:49:33

Thank you Stan

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Jesus 2022-05-16 01:57:30

Stan is such a normal name, showing that maybe, even if not known, we can be a hero ourselves.

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Big Man Big House 2022-04-05 15:53:58

This may be one of the best videos on youtube

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S Y 2019-07-08 03:14:51

You summarised a year's worth of junior high History classes in the span of 41:38.

Top tier content.

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Oda Swifteye 2019-07-09 10:48:58

Don't be surprised if teachers use this video for their studies.

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Jetman999 2021-10-15 19:27:35

I can't be the same people who instinctively heard the opening of Burning in the Skies after the Oppenheimer speech right? ...right?

Great video.

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Zalleus 2021-05-11 00:51:42

I remember learning about Stanislav Petrov a couple years before he died on TVTropes, and ever since then I try to spread awareness of Stanislav Petrov day, September 26th. I regret that I never tried to make him aware of how grateful I am for what he did.

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Gamey 2021-12-15 17:05:53

Imagine learning about history from TVtropes

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Brandon Ireland 2020-12-17 05:19:10

Make more history videos !!

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Dynamic Duck 2021-03-09 05:21:15

Did this guy seriously use a dunkey clip for his video about bombs? Bravo Emplemon, bravo.

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Omar B 2019-07-08 10:34:40

These Never Ever episodes just keep getting better and better. You need at least a week to contemplate what you just watched and how incredible it was, and afterwards re-watch it another 5 times.

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Cassandra Pantaristi 2019-07-10 23:26:31

I binge watch these episodes over and over.

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Giovanni Trujillo 2019-08-08 10:46:13

Dont forget about his YouTube Geographic series

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Cassandra Pantaristi 2019-08-08 13:29:12

@Giovanni Trujillo Those, and echo MEME Theory. 😃

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StreamLine Gaming 2021-05-07 23:12:55 (edited 2021-05-07 23:13:41 )

I absolutely love the old 70s commercial for Nord VPN. a witty, creative way to plug a sponsor that for the first time I didn't want to skip. bravo sir. other creators should take notes!!!

now back to finish the doc 😉

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I'm bad at zombies 2021-11-07 01:26:26

2:42 I'm so happy to hear that song from Half-life. I love the songs you use in your videos.

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Rescal 2021-01-08 04:54:44

RIP Stanislav Petrov

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Jacob Smith 2022-05-01 15:19:41

This was incredible

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Arcane 2019-11-30 01:22:12

This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of content you can find on the internet.

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Emma RMS 2021-07-03 23:08:44

goddamn it emp! im crying now!!!

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Perfect_Rain 2022-04-26 07:10:20

Probably one of the top 25 videos on this platform. Idk how objective I am, but genuinely amazing video.

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The mango man 2022-02-28 14:35:36

This should be shown in schools

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Kerdukie 2022-02-27 23:22:52

Greetings from Europe in 2022. Hopefully I can greet again in 2023.

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The Embodiment of Spite 2022-02-28 10:31:13

Marked

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Joshi 2019-07-08 09:20:25 (edited 2019-07-31 15:01:02 )

I feel like the spirit of YouTube Poop will never leave your editing.

And I like that.

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Solekian10 Neo 2019-07-31 14:41:29

goombalpha

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Jacob Rzeszewski 2019-07-31 19:31:12

Or he's just slowly boiling it out.

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pineapplvevo 2021-05-02 17:36:10

that realization that if a nuclear bomb dropped on New York you would be dead even though you don’t live there

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Travis Garcia 2021-07-26 11:00:56

Dude your shit is the bomb my kids are learning with ease thank you for your dedication for history

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Max Vreman 2021-08-19 16:05:35

This may have been one of the best YouTube videos I’ve seen.

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Mike D. 2021-02-27 03:21:47

I cried at the end

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Klevino 2019-08-06 21:48:22

This video has made me realise that everyone who watched this is living their life, normally but what if on a one normal day what you don't realise is that on the other side of the Earth a single man had decided not to push the button. Yesterday when you went to bed that sleep could have very well been your last.

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Yağız Alp Camcı 2020-01-31 11:34:55

my name jeff

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deep fry 2020-04-28 02:15:40

@Yağız Alp Camcı a fitting reply

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Triple A 2020-06-20 20:21:58

The craziest bit is that he was not even meant to be there. He was just the substitute for the regular guy who ran that post.

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Brady Henricks 2021-11-12 22:10:27

The most polished series YT has ever been blessed with

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Kevin 2021-03-07 02:07:44 (edited 2021-03-07 02:07:53 )

God, it's all the waiting and anticipation that just gets me. Can't we just have a nuclear war an get it over with, already?!?

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JustARandomShyGuy 2020-12-16 19:17:21

This is the most insane episode of never ever

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Trainboy17 2021-10-26 18:22:36

Thank you Stan

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LogicalFool 2019-07-07 16:49:53

How do you even find the sources you use in these videos...and then edit the clips so professionally into a 40 minute video documentary that is both informative and entertaining.
This channel is very underrated.

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TacoCat_the1 2022-06-07 00:37:31

I’m sorry to say it but this is the best video on YouTube

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slay3r 2021-09-05 18:50:31

what the hell,this guy saved the world in the most literal sense possible

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Guivi 2021-02-13 03:14:10

I DEADASS CRIED DURING THE ENDING

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North American Pichu 2021-11-20 17:40:07

We just watched this damn video in history class yesterday

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FreeToPlay Scout 2019-07-08 06:23:57 (edited 2019-07-08 06:24:12 )

Once again the YTP squid meme man cranks out a glorious masterpiece. This is honestly the best telling of this story in my opinion. I know this video will never make it on Trending, but it doesn't need to. It accomplishes its purpose all the same.

Can we say for certain that Petrov saved the world? How do we know that someone else wouldn't have put a stop to it? The truth is that we don't, but because of men like Petrov, we've never had to take that risk. Due to his handling of the situation and the subconscious hope for a better world inherent in every man woman and child, we've never had to cross that threshold. I like to believe that the hand of God was guiding him that day. I mean, my dad was a young man then, and I'm glad he was able to grow up as a result of people having the fortitude to abstain from pushing the button. There are so many incidents like this occurring throughout history and across the world, but yet the world doesn't know of them. Thanks to Petrov and his contemporaries, it doesn't have to.

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Bijuium 2019-07-09 06:34:26

We do not know if somebody else may have pushed the button or not but let’s be glad Stanislav Petrov didn’t push it and that we are able to to still be alive.

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Tina Aoro 2021-07-29 14:29:56

22:09 is my favorite part

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Eric Gulseth 2021-03-03 02:37:24

On September 26th, 1983, I was 6 years old. I don't remember that day at all. Thank God I don't.

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John McWay 2021-02-28 10:04:13

I off an on return to binge watching your vids every now and then. Shocked to find out you're under a million subs. Wow.

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Juniper Brooker 2022-01-24 20:58:57

There’s a really good video by Shaun that goes over the dropping of the bombs, I highly recommend it after this one.

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Mr. Gible 2019-07-08 17:18:08

I showed this video to my dad, who's more in line to traditional documentaries from the history channel, and enjoyed it enough to watch it in one sitting. If that says anything, it means you did a great job appealing to the younger and older generations

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Abbott Mac 2021-06-14 00:16:13

What a fascinating perspective!

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kitsube 2021-11-13 12:34:33

honestly the way i act, if i was in stan petrovs shoes i would have ended the world

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Captain Ghosty 2022-01-03 01:40:01

My grandpa was a marine veteran and served during the Cuban middle crisis, he has said he was on the boats that were supposed to deploy the troops in case of the us went into Cuba.

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Mr Morton 2021-01-23 04:05:16

New idea:

There may never ever be another king like Henry VIII

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erik shefcik 2020-04-14 22:32:06

"One of the greatest scientific achievements in human history was built off the back of one of it's greatest atrocities."

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paco ramon 2021-02-28 10:25:45

Nazi rockets go BRUM.

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Mark Anthony 2021-03-01 00:32:37

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."
- A quote I don't know

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Hiruy Abebaw 2021-03-01 01:26:25

when did this man get deep

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Final Dragon Sage 2021-04-07 16:58:12

666 likes.

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TackyWhale 2021-04-13 12:40:25

...Eh, I kinda disagree with him, there.

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Hiruy Abebaw 2021-04-13 20:14:37

@TackyWhale on what exactly ?

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Hiruy Abebaw 2021-04-15 04:38:32

@TackyWhale can ya specify cus that pfp isn't giving the best implications here

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DGTerranItUp 2021-12-11 01:35:50

the fucking video game dunkey reference was fucking amazing

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Eric Cortazar 2021-02-02 06:24:00 (edited 2021-02-02 06:35:00 )

this is one of his best videos and it's not even reached a million views, prolly because russians and nazis being on the video and edit: the two most powerful nations in the world are not the world dude, why you say all humanity comes to an end when those TWO nations collide?

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Nfvoodz 2021-04-09 01:50:45

These are all works of art.

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Marc Moran 2021-04-17 16:42:40

This is criminally underrated

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dragster racecar 2019-12-12 04:39:29 (edited 2019-12-12 04:41:39 )

There are few videos that I ever feel truly satisfied when watching - and this one is one of the few. You managed to mix education of an uninformed topic, something that is generally boring to make interesting. You managed to make something engaging for 41 minutes, something informative and unique. I have never heard of this man before your video but every once in a while after watching this video for the first time.
This is also one of those videos you can't stop watching- you perfectly closed the circle of information. When I'm older(I'm 15) I will definitely get money for your patreon because you deserve it

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Noah Adams 2021-03-13 01:28:37

There can never be another man like stanislav petrov. We have evolved as a species and as such our concept of right and wrong have become blurry. If we somehow find a way to make the world black and white, it will mean the end of the human species.

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F4Rt 2021-10-31 03:38:35

It’s scary that this type of “system error” isn’t unheard of….

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Istvan Fünfgang 2022-01-15 01:33:05

As tragic and unnecessary as the downing of this aircraft was - but did US generals and/or the president really suggest total nuclear war as retaliation? Seems a bit extreme.
Or was this scenario more in the heads of Soviet leaders, multiplied with the general paranoia of the time?

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Tom Bray 2021-09-27 09:28:13

I suppose you have never heard of a man by the name Kyriakos Grizzly

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Bachelor Sensei 2019-11-16 11:14:16 (edited 2019-11-16 11:18:56 )

"I'm not a hero, I was just at the right place at the right time."
- Stan Motherfucking Petrov

The button : "You would save the world, but the world will never know about what you did."
And the man smashed that button.

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Bachelor Sensei 2020-02-11 09:50:28

@douglas wahid So you're telling me that you would blow up earth if you were not on it? xD

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Bachelor Sensei 2020-02-11 15:05:00

@douglas wahid You're missing the point here. It's not obvious when you're being brainwashed by your Government that the war is imminent. In fact, a normal person's obvious response would be to take the false alarm as true, in other words, jumping to conclusions. And we should be grateful that Petrov wasn't that kind of a guy.

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Thel 'Vadam 2021-02-08 03:01:52

@Bachelor Sensei amen

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ya-boi-mees 2021-04-28 12:36:19

Alternate title: There never ever should be another man as powerful as Stanislav Petrov

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Guiel Koschnivski 2022-02-04 01:44:58

37:31 What if the real evil empire was the crimes we committed along the way?

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Airehk 2021-09-02 22:07:05

16:02 my heart sank and I was thinking of a bad storm in Massachusetts.

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Arco Games 2021-03-18 16:03:18

Dr. Evil had really low standards to hold the world hostage for just 1 million.

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Carl 2020-07-09 04:36:03

I think I might name my first born son Stanislov, he’d be black, but I’d tell him I named him after a very heroic Russian who really doesn’t get enough credit.

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quetiapine 2020-08-01 02:48:21

Not to be an ass, that's a good choice. But, be sure to spell it correctly. Stanislav with an A. :]

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Beef Hardcheese 2020-09-25 07:35:36

call him stan so he doesnt get bullied

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CrunchyCoochie 2020-10-14 14:51:57

@Beef Hardcheese in Russian short for Stanislav is Stas, not Stan

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Amber Sugar Simp 2020-10-19 23:01:41

@CrunchyCoochie were assuming this guy is in america doe so stan would be way better

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Филип Радојковић 2021-02-06 10:33:08

@Amber Sugar Simp maybe name him Sash? Or Sasha? I know its not the same but its cool name. Also you could name him Petrov, i know its last name but whatever. Peter, perhaps?

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Rick Rhone 2021-02-28 15:38:38

@Филип Радојковић ah yes, Peter really evokes the legend of Stanislav Petrov.

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Филип Радојковић 2021-02-28 15:53:37

@Rick Rhone Stanislav Griffin

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Favila Mendez 2021-03-08 19:46:11

Stan peter

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WdBros 2021-03-09 08:31:29

just call him peter griffin and get it over with

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Salamanderman 2021-03-10 22:52:22

As fine a name I’ve heard as any.

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Œ Jelly-fash 2021-05-24 12:37:46

@Beef Hardcheese you have the best username.

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Cybernaut13 2021-07-12 07:24:07

Thank you.

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Ray 2021-08-03 23:01:03

did you end up doing it?

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Extremelightning 2021-08-30 15:59:53

Pog

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Noe 2021-10-28 21:24:31

Bro do you know how FUCKING awesome it would be if you did that 😂

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Michael McCarthy 2021-03-01 23:23:24

These descriptions are beyond terrifying, but this also kinda reminded me that Imma be just fine for as long as I got.

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Dustin Mullins 2021-08-05 18:36:44

thank you Mr. Petrov

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Dylan Gaines 2021-03-08 06:24:39

The best YouTube I’ve ever known. Emperor Lemon. The name fits

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Jeb Fezos 2022-06-30 06:37:08

This is like the trolley problem but a million times the stakes.

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NovaCrusader727 2019-08-07 12:04:17

The Tsar Bomba presentation was spectacular. Pacing, Sound Design, and Direction on another level than most video essays on YouTube.

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Dongbong740 2020-02-11 02:14:23

I was always told how big Tsar Bomba’s explosion was. I was also shown how big it was, but I cannot express enough how they were nothing like Emp’s presentation. None more impactful and awe-struck it’ll leave you.

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IakKire 2020-05-29 12:10:56

It was great!
The moment Tsar Bomba exploded over Manhattan, and the sound that came with it...
Just wow

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Chris Hernandez 2021-08-23 18:43:51

What an excellent video. I think your channel will go down as one of the greats.

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frozenbinarystudio 2021-09-11 18:30:48

On the other hand, one man could have single handedly prevented EA from existing.

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Sylvis Robertson 2020-11-30 02:14:43

Where’d ya find the image for the mutually assured destruction intro? I really like that art style.


Not glossing over the excellent video, but I’d love to follow that artist.

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PuKI 2021-02-26 21:06:13 (edited 2021-10-11 17:41:25 )

This is quite possibly the magnum opus of never ever

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a 2019-07-07 17:08:06

One thing I never thought EmpLemon would say is
“Germany invading Poland”

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Natalia Borys 2019-07-07 18:49:44

I dunno why, but I somehow felt the need to rewind 10 seconds just to hear that phrase again. (I'm a Pole)

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Citrus Blast 2019-07-07 19:59:28

Why?

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Jerrell 2019-07-07 20:06:19

oliver dreyer Sława Polska

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Frankie Warman 2021-08-30 22:38:42

I like to think if I was in this situation I probably wouldn't of fired just to prove in our last moment that we were better then what they thought.

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magicwindow 2022-03-12 05:19:39 (edited 2022-03-12 05:22:20 )

I thought based on the title it would be some strongman wrestler and got confused on the start lol (I knew the story but forgot his name of course)

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Feral Animation 2021-04-15 22:35:34

someone who got his start making YouTube poops using a dunkey excerpt for his Cold War mini-doc is prob the most internet thing I’ve ever seen, and my fave thing abt being online

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Ben Banned 2022-04-25 07:37:46

This was a thought provoking emotional roller-coaster

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Philagelio 2019-07-08 11:46:00 (edited 2019-07-08 19:43:04 )

In cinema, they say comedy is the hardest genre to master and some of the greatest directors started out with comedy. Emp started with Great YTPs and now releases hit after hit with this never ever series

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『Bocephus』 2021-11-09 06:32:57

I can’t honestly say I wouldn’t press that button in his shoes. That’s the scariest part.

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Lil Kiwi 2022-01-12 06:26:29

Emplemon: Guys here's a cool video about spongebob

Emplemon: here's a cool video about homers enemy

Emplemon: here's a cool video about super smash bros melee and the rise of Hbox

Emplemon: here's a cool video about nuclear Armageddon and the fear constantly looming over us of the destruction of the world

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Mckenzie Africa 2022-01-06 04:13:08

He made the choice to not fire because he knew that we didn't hate each other enough to end the world. Let's hope that someone never has to make that choice ever again.

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Carlo Sevilla 2022-03-06 16:19:08

Worth watching❤️

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Curo Risluodi 2019-07-07 16:55:31

“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”




― George Sand

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Sojjjer 2019-07-07 17:57:29

Wow, that’s the single most poetic thing a furry has ever said
Bravo

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fartface8918 2019-07-07 18:19:06

If I had a nickel

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BlueSatoshi 2019-07-07 18:30:29

And that's precisely why postmodernist art is trash.

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JakeSpacePirate E 2019-07-07 18:56:59

@Sojjjer I'm a Furry, and I have an original quote that I did not just steal from someone, I made it up myself!


"Self-Awareness without Self-Improvement ultimately means nothing."
-Me, 2019

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Nutty Noah 2019-07-07 20:40:33

@BlueSatoshi actually a lot of what we call pop culture can also be considered pomo (like the simpsons or family guy and (of course)postmodern jukebox).

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dork triogamer 2021-06-16 03:44:09

the preceding of tsar bomba by slj preaching gospel, even as an atheist, was a stylistically masterful choice

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steven _ 2021-05-17 05:47:30

18:55 crazy seeing my hometown just outside the zone

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Guillermo Oliván 2020-12-02 13:18:53

The tsar bomba is definetely the scariest shit I have ever seen

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DND Geek 2021-02-02 14:04:33

EmpLemon: speaks history

Me: I see you’re a man of culture as well

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Cade Mihalek 2019-07-07 18:30:23

"The US and Russia are separated by about 5000 miles"


The Diomede Islands:


"Am I a joke to you?"

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Mr. Hat 2019-07-07 20:56:42

Nice

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Monk Of Dark Times 2019-07-07 23:48:11

You can swim arcoss it

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Juan Duenas 2019-07-07 23:57:33

"I can see Russia from my house."

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Mr. Hat 2019-07-08 00:11:31

@Monk Of Dark Times in the winter you can walk across

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ichtoza vuzovsky 2019-07-08 01:45:45

yes

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András Fábry 2022-06-25 08:27:31

wow i believe this is the single best video i've ever seen on youtube.

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Sean N 2022-01-29 04:32:08

Netflix should have you make a series your work is amazing no matter the topic you get me engaged.

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Tristan Laird 2021-04-12 07:04:41

Amazing work

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Egriff 2020-11-30 16:12:30

this is an AMAZING video.

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Johnny Jerkwad 2019-08-06 07:25:16

"Because if we're lucky... there will never ever have to be another man like him."

Christ that gave me chills.

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ElevationSickness 2021-11-21 03:29:11

"lemme tell you about this one guy"

"so humans first found uranium in..."

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Lori Morgan 2021-12-18 00:17:55

If you want to explain it, you have to go back to the start.

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Weird_Boy 2021-03-13 01:17:05

I hope EmpLemon gets to 1,000,000 subs.

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Auritro Hasan 2020-11-26 11:17:51

Bruh I got chills watching this episode

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Neferpizza Studios 2021-08-10 00:16:03

Thank you Stanislav Petrov. You opened the door for Shrek to invented

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Ayy Lien 2019-07-08 07:01:55

Stanislav decides not to launch the missiles but trips and falls face first on the button
SEINFELD THEME INTENSIFIES

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TA Beagle 2021-08-22 12:25:44

This is the greatest video I’ve ever watched

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Eduard Peeter Lemming 2021-10-07 09:45:40

stanislav petrov and that russian submarine general saved the entire earth

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Scott Hayse 2021-12-08 03:19:39

I’m reminded of the last line from Christopher Nolan’s Tenet: “It’s the bomb that didn’t go off that has the power to change the world”

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MagnumEagle 2021-06-30 19:00:51

It's June 2021. Canada is suffering unprecedented heat waves in the West, resulting in hundreds of deaths. While climate change and its challenges will be even worse in the coming decades, I still find solace that on September 26th, 1983, one man made a decision that gave the rest of humanity the ability to choose how we will face tomorrow.

Every day since then has been a gift, no matter the current circumstances, and I will try to always remember how fragile and transient happiness in life is.

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Angelus 2019-07-07 23:41:05

Quite a sobering realization ain't it Emp?

Thankfully, Stanislav managed to stave off our annihilation. I hope that we don't soon forget his act, even if we don't remember his name.

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William Lehman IV 2021-03-20 17:25:54

Damn good work making these videos.

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MadDogMatt 2021-07-14 18:06:42

this video made me cry

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Assistant to the Regional Sith Lord 2021-10-06 18:51:18 (edited 2021-10-06 19:06:53 )

I highly recommend watching the courier with Benedict cumberbatch it gives a unique view of the cold war

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Nick Manning 2021-02-05 01:25:00 (edited 2021-02-05 01:25:21 )

29:32 Very happy with the use of Gran Turismo music. Instant rush of nostalgia

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SerbianHero 2019-07-07 20:38:34 (edited 2019-07-07 20:39:11 )

Here we have another Vsauce.
Started by doing shitposts and is now producing top tier youtube content




I just hope you wont do a youtube red series and then leave for 2 years

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Vanja Arsic 2019-07-08 03:28:19

This isn't only top tier youtube content. This is top tier content period.

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caveman 2019-07-08 04:02:34

Just watch Michael go crazy on D!NG (yes it was always called D!NG what do you mean).

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x3 seal 2019-07-08 07:17:06

What do you mean,he helped howtobasic to promote his merch

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mosh 2019-07-08 08:26:05

Vsauce did shitposts?

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Seth Leoric 2019-07-08 08:59:01

@mosh the did?

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caveman 2019-07-08 09:23:26

@mosh Well, for him it's the other way around haha flashback to watching the pot boil

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Ian McShane 2020-12-11 16:06:35

This deserves more views

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dog in boat 2021-09-01 09:10:40

This might just be my favorite video on youtube

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Jeffrey ten thije 2021-04-20 18:53:17

22:40
My litteral reaction out loud when seeing the blast radius going from a city district to possibly an entire island: Holy F.

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ze o_o 2020-12-31 17:18:12

this was really really great

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TwitchyTopHat 2019-08-14 04:21:52

"We must either love each other, or we must die" has to be the single most chilling sentence I've ever heard

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Jimi Jam 2020-07-04 07:36:19

@douglas wahid If humanity escapes to the stars, humanity's next invention will be how to bring war to it.

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Kuba Pinek 2020-12-07 20:03:01

this gave me immense shivers

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Blukester 2021-04-26 14:42:19

8:33 when you pause the video but the siren is still going

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Michael Knackstedt 2021-05-12 23:39:21

remember when EmpLemon just made YTPs?

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The Cataphractal 2020-11-30 21:15:51

Why is one of my favorite videos is from someone who documents the history and state of a website and other things a history video on nuclear annihilation?

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Just Another Imperial Fist 2019-07-07 19:14:11

It's like the lovechild of National Geographic, Local 58, and YTP.

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Rhett Hathaway 2019-07-08 01:13:47

Also Jon Bois

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Saul Goodman 2021-08-29 13:38:27

31:31 "Khan" just means "King"

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Kars Perry 2021-10-21 08:19:02

Relating to the creating of the nuclear bomb, I’m actually FDR’s 7th cousin on my mother’s side.

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Costa 2021-08-31 06:03:39

what I would do is this even if I found out it was true and there was missiles I still wouldn't fire
my reasoning is that if I fire the world would get destroyed
however if I don't fire yes our nation is gone but humans would still be there living on

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Yohdem 2021-10-29 02:01:39 (edited 2021-10-29 02:16:44 )

i voted yes on that telephone pole in 1983

also I can confirm that walking around in Berlin at the time was tenser than walking in Detroit




also stop blowing up New York >:(

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Mike234 2019-07-08 07:46:12

"I didn't believe I had done something extraordinary. I was simply doing my job and I did it well."

You're goddamn right.

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Scarface 2019-07-21 07:03:49

Mike234 technically he did his job horribly but I’m glad he did

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Mr. Bao 2019-07-27 13:09:14

@Scarface well I suppose the base directive was to guarantee the safety of the soviet union, not knowing he actually guaranteed the safety of the whole fucking world.

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Saul Goodman 2021-08-29 13:27:41

It's so uncanny seeing Russian language in an Emplemon video, probably the Americanest channel

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Eric Doe 2021-08-25 03:38:24

The whole space go to the moon thing may have been plausible deniability for the development of the ICBM.

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krerm 2021-01-17 17:29:23

36:22 me when I'm Russian and understood English in this this video more than Russian

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Xsidon 2021-02-13 21:20:37

your music choice is on point. great content

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TVB 2019-07-07 17:19:40 (edited 2019-07-07 17:20:06 )

For someone who took Russian class just last semester, I can safely say this is without a shadow of a doubt... POWERFUL.


Another excellent video as always EmpLemon. Amen.

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Carmelo pearman 2021-05-07 22:23:24

That donkey clip on the explanation of the history of war was brilliant

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That Guy Called Philip 2021-03-14 21:43:06

Never knew videogamedunkey would be so quote worthy on a serious topic

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Austin Fritz 2021-03-30 23:07:32

Emp, what about the guy on board the russian sub off the coast of Cuba in 61, 62, or 63? Wasn't he in a similar situation? I thought he was the third guy to make the call to launch the missiles or not, and that he opted not to.

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Didokell 2021-10-10 00:26:29

Vasili Arkhipov was another man that was as powerful as Stanislav Petrov.

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Akram Safirul 2019-11-29 19:16:02 (edited 2019-11-29 19:17:38 )

This remind me of a full length animated cartoon called "When the wind blows" about an old civilian couple who survives a nuclear attack where everyone else in the neighborhood burned to the ground.
They 'tried' to act like everything is okay, oblivious to the nuclear fallout when they slowly die while huddled together

It's the most surreal and heartbreaking cartoon ive ever watched. Go check it out. It paints a picture about how war only bring misery for everyone involved, especially us common civilians

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MASKED the CREATOR 2020-07-29 19:29:56

At least they were old and died together. Some people don't get that.

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Rossel 2020-12-21 20:57:18

Reminds me of “barefoot gen” a comic written by a survivor of Hiroshima. It focuses mostly on the culture in Japan before the blast, with the actual bombing and fallout only being a few pages. But because the people it shows dying are previously established characters, it impacts you all the more. One of the only books I’ve read where I had to sit down for a while after finishing it. Definitely recommend it

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Akram Safirul 2020-12-21 21:01:34

@Rossel oh yeah i've watched that too, quite a disturbing one that was
More so that it was based on a real life event

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mojoJoejo15 2020-12-13 23:34:27

My home town developed heavy water for these bombs back in the day. Strange to think about...

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AzeXiR 2021-04-11 18:34:35

I like how at 17:32 Finland has its own category

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Joe Thelizard 2021-06-03 02:51:20

the implications of that "may" is truly terrifying

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0xLich 2021-03-30 02:47:56

So EmpLemon and Don Draper worked together to make this video? That sounds right.

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Jack Bailey 2020-04-01 09:39:11

The transition from the thrown bone falling, to the nuke dropping was genius.

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Kevin Finkbeiner 2020-11-06 09:22:32

He’s paying tribute to the same kind of jump cut Stanley Kubrick used in 2001: A Space Odyssey, which is where the bone scene comes from.

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Saul Goodman 2021-08-23 15:32:50

That Coca Cola ad reminds me of Don Draper too. One of my favorite show finale on TV.

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Aarantula 2021-01-20 06:19:08

Man. I wish school was as entertaining as these videos. I'd actually care to study.

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7OWN 2021-10-05 19:42:57

It is only a matter of when they will go off. As long as they have a reason to exist its not an IF question. When that day becomes reality we need to have our society secured in a way that they can't harm us in a lethal way.

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Waving Waters 2022-03-21 00:22:17

14:57
With each passing day in 2022 the quote becomes more and more plausible

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Poncho Dog 2020-11-25 21:59:29

11:02 Is the best use of a Dunky Clip I have ever seen

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Cinna-man Spice 2021-02-16 17:08:12

Quite a happy end for such a delicately deadly subject matter.

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Joshua Salem 2022-01-17 02:41:03

I’m curious as to how his station was the only one to receive the attack call?

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Byoshi 2021-04-30 22:52:34

Quality content

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Peyton Manzer 2019-09-25 23:53:43

Most interesting reuse of a dunkey quote ever. Makes me think of how art imitates life. We are just a game and War is the combat system. If we push back and break the code then it's game over.

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the real mr mago907 2020-10-14 00:33:53

life is a joke and we are the punch line

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Francium Monkey 2021-03-18 22:56:55

well after seeing that nuke explode I remember the quote "Now we are all sons of bitches" which was said by J. Robert Oppenheimer after the first successful nuclear bomb test

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Cassandra M 2022-05-12 01:53:48

Interesting the US government crying over 260 innocent civilians on the South Korean airliner, yet no problem with a couple hundred thousand dead in Japan. Those atomic bombs were not aimed at military operations, but directly into huge cities full of innocent people. Shaun did a great video about Hiroshima, which is a great companion piece to this great work. Never mind the incomprehensible destruction to the environment, Ocean life and anyone living in the South Pacific where they seemed to drop nukes just because “great flash big noise!” for innumerable years.

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Nolan Holmes 2021-08-05 00:06:35

This needs more views 1 million is not enough

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Alexandre S. S. M. 2021-03-19 04:46:34

24:22 that Doom soundtrack really caught me hahahahahahha

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craigandahalf 2020-10-04 02:53:38

I had read about this guy. He is brought up in the introduction of a book called "War: What is it good for?" But before that, I had never heard of this incident. It is similar to the event where a Soviet Submarine was deciding to use nuclear torpedoes during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Usually, the Commanding Officer and Commissar both decide whether that happens. On this occasion both agreed. However, there happened to be a third man on the sub who, for reasons, also had to agree and he decided against it. I don't remember the reason why he was even there, or why he had any veto power, but because he was, it seemed the cooler heads were able to prevail in the Crisis. However, I understand why you didn't bring it up. The other incident is much more well know, and doesn't really need as much of a spotlight. Also, during the crisis, war could have still happened regardless of his decision. In this case, Stanislav was the key actor in preventing the thing from going overboard (if that's really a good way to describe nuclear Armageddon).

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SilverDogMat 2022-01-30 01:17:55

That man was Vasily Arkhipov

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Jacob 2022-02-04 22:30:24

He was chief of staff for their submarine flotilla. He wasn't assigned to any one specific sub, he just happened to be on that one at that time. Had he been anywhere else, they would've launched. I actually thought this video was going to be about him at first.

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Anareel 2022-02-26 03:43:30

Here after the SHIT popped off, can't wait for this 2.0

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pawi 2022-02-01 19:32:57

It never occurred to me the parallel between Stanislav and the fake Hawaiian missile alert, but damn, it blew my mind.

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lmaoo xdd 2021-05-13 13:55:45

I love how he didnt destroy the vibe while adding an ad to video lol

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loafofSandwitch 2021-04-16 06:32:49

this is the best video i have EVER seen in my entire life and im not a bot

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SanMaster17 2019-07-07 20:02:52

Incredible production. EmpLemon is an inspiration to all of us, and I really hope he knows it.

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Nicholas DJV 2021-04-29 20:04:26 (edited 2021-04-29 20:04:38 )

13:48 he only signed that, he didn’t write that. Probably knew that, but for those who don’t, Albert Einstein did not write that letter.

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squad master 2021-10-10 02:49:03

Dunkey was the last person I expected to hear bro I thought I was going insane

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Mac Carter 2021-03-17 05:13:06

Thanks Stan👍

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admdub 2021-10-10 04:07:11

Unexpected 🔥🔥🔥 use of a dunkey quote

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TBD TBD 2021-03-24 09:26:11

One of the best video's on YouTube

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Coronise 2022-04-04 04:10:51

god i FUCKING LOVE THESE VIDEO DOCUMENTARIES

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KJ TD 2021-10-21 22:12:55

God dammit i started binge watching all of these after the Nascar episode.

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therealdudeski 2021-07-10 23:12:25

That dunkey reference was beautiful

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Nojoe365 2020-11-16 03:18:52

Based on the Aestheic, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you recently watched Local 58. If not, I highly reccomend it.

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John Dillermand 2022-01-22 19:09:00

I like the choice of DOOM music after mentioning M.A.D., very fitting

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CepGamer 2021-04-06 22:41:46 (edited 2021-04-06 22:42:20 )

FYI in Russian "Stanislav" is usually shortened to "Slava" and not "Stan". Which is ironically also a literal translation of a word "Fame".

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erikbarrett85 2021-01-16 01:49:32

It's ASTONISHING that ppl still cause harm to others. Literally the most absurd thing.

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BigBird1848 2019-08-23 18:50:13

russian man saves the entire human race form being vaporized
Emplemon: "this man is so unremarkable I am only mentioning him now, I will barely talk about him"

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Skitty It 2020-03-07 09:51:15

@Connor Boyce A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose.

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Connor Boyce 2020-03-07 12:30:12

👏👏👏

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Aron 2020-05-04 23:42:48

@Skitty It but a heart attack can lmao

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Star Wars Real Talk 2020-11-30 15:28:13 (edited 2020-11-30 15:28:32 )

35:37 I love this.

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Daniel Scott 2022-02-24 18:16:41

I'm sure tensions would never rise that high again, oh wait...

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MortazaviGames 2021-03-14 11:51:04

You’re the best Youtuber ever

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Luke Tully 2022-04-16 00:27:57

From where I live in New Jersey, if that bomb was dropped on New York I would be dead

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Noired 2019-08-02 16:00:56

Your content is in an upward spiral for years now. Love the Never Ever series and the huge amount of effort and work you put in to it! Thanks!!

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Koopa1018 2021-10-30 01:27:59

30:45: The morning's Garfield strip...an elegant, beautiful way to drive home the normalcy of it all. Well done.

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Samuel Stonehouse 2021-10-05 02:09:22

I honestly think if I even knew an attack was happening I wouldn't press the button. Even if my country is destroyed I would want some of humanity to have a chance.

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Carlos Sanchez 2021-03-01 23:47:32

Wow loved it

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Al 2021-04-13 07:04:08

Man that Tsar bomb sequence made me shit my pants

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Lorenzo Pagani 2019-07-08 00:32:49

For a brief moment in that cold september day, Petrov held the power of a God in his hands.

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Tyomik Shkolnik 2022-01-25 02:11:30

Sure, nuclear weapons are bad, but imagine how much war it stopped. Millions of deaths.

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Rocket-Rakun 2021-05-05 19:19:46

Thank god its gotten to 1 mil veiws, more people needed to watch this

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Rocket-Rakun 2021-07-23 19:43:48

@Cryptrik what

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Cryptrik 2021-07-23 22:04:42

@Rocket-Rakun holy shit I put my phone down to go do something and the touch screen must have activated certain buttons before it locked itself... Sorry about that 😥

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MadHot 2021-05-26 21:41:17

your editing is incredible.

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Agus Puig 2021-02-14 17:38:50

9:23 hey he was pretty handsome you at least gotta give him that

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DragonTooth65 2019-12-07 19:03:00

Comrade Stanislav Petrov, Hero of the Soviet Union and Earth

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DVF 2020-08-27 01:58:15

Hero of all of Humanity, of all time, and forever more

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Red Hippopotamus 2020-11-08 13:50:00

Hero of all life

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Generic Gaming Channel 2020-12-12 02:23:36

Savior of humanity,unknown hero to all

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N0 P011ED 2021-01-01 03:57:05

Him and Valisi saved the world

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Nvm 2021-03-12 04:22:22

Every body gangsta until the title says " MAY " instead of WILL

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Chard askie 2021-11-04 10:24:48

The entire world had been fucking around for decades and this man single handedly kept us from finding out

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Tucker Tooley 2021-01-29 03:55:01

luckily most russian nukes were trees covered in sheet metal

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TRIARII117 2021-04-11 04:59:14

apparently petrov wasn't even supposed to be there that day. i think i saw an interview with him saying that he was covering the shift for someone else.

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weird internet person 2019-12-08 05:14:02

I cant believe this is the same guy who made the uncredibles

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Daihatsu Midget 2020-05-02 04:21:57

I thought the same when i saw the Dale Earnhardt video

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Keshaire!!! 2020-05-07 07:12:51

Haha fr huh

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Xanthopathy 2020-05-07 11:52:07

@Hapen cringe

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SdB SdB 2020-07-05 12:12:19

Xanthopathy bro,








cRiNgE

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No name A 2020-07-12 16:14:37

I also heard he has the world record for Bowsers Big Bean Burrito

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Boeing F/A-18E Super Hornet Multirole Fighter 2020-07-18 18:20:40

Lightning McQueer

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weird internet person 2020-08-10 17:25:49

@No name A
Impossible, drunkey has the world record and he doesnt even own the game

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Sara Skyline 2020-08-23 09:27:43

SdB SdB T-Pose Fox > T-Pose Falco

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Henry Paleveda 2020-09-02 15:58:16

that's right; just makes quality stuff,weather it's abstract (roughly abstract)or an analysis/summery of the medium of new media and social political implications thereof.

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Xuanathan 2020-09-03 11:58:52

Those commentary videos and Dark Souls lets plays are by the same guy as MLG teletubbies

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joeben 2020-10-14 10:27:41

@Hapen cringe

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Tobías Chaparro 2020-12-02 22:49:17

Yeah how can a single mind be capable of these two masterpieces

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I'm a racist 2020-12-11 07:02:35

@Hapen cringe

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Hapen 2020-12-12 00:52:36

@I'm a racist who

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Aflay 2021-02-28 18:41:15

This is the man behind the downward spiral

His true magnum opus

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souls1lver 2022-05-03 02:50:09

Surprised he didn't get a Nobel peace prize

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The Silver PikPik 2021-07-09 05:42:41

Was NOT expecting a Video Game Dunkey quote in this video
But odly enough it fits well
Its odd, and out of nowhere
But it fits well

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Keegalmon RBLX 2022-03-25 01:46:17

18:43 If you count alaska they are about 55 miles apart

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Thauã Aguirre 2020-11-22 18:19:46

Not to diminish the importance of Petrov, but there was no consequence at all for ignoring the warning.
The nukes would have struck anyway. There is no tried and true defense to nuclear ICBMs to this day. And it's safe to say they would be aimed at military launch facilities.
At worst, his dismissal would have curbed the retaliatory capability of the USSR slightly. In a parallel universe where this exact same event happened and the only difference is that the missiles were real, Petrov was court martialed and imprisoned for his inaction. If we assume there was an USSR to trial him to begin with.

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Sandy Ross 2019-07-07 20:53:57

"The spoils of WWII were won by the victors..."
-EmpLemon, 2019

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WHEN THE 2019-07-08 05:43:59

Well, winning has to be good for something, right?

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Deivid Kutter 2021-03-07 06:58:32

This channel gives me Lemmino vibes. You just got a new sub.

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Geurworx 2021-12-23 07:07:47

this is what we show a machine to show we will live as a race, or aliens.

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Burzi 2022-02-27 04:07:10

this didn't age well

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Henny Boi 2021-04-12 18:20:50

Important videos like these are the reason I love youtube

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bailey125 2020-02-08 15:02:38

Thank you, Stanislav Petrov.

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Circle Of Stone 2021-06-29 07:11:20

That nord commercial!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 great job!

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Piet van Diemen 2021-04-05 22:58:31

Yes. I do think God fears what he has created.

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Mister Chispa 2021-03-15 22:40:47

Had the decision relied on Reagan, we would be fighting with stones and stick now...

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animeking1357 2020-11-12 18:53:19

Russian guy: Accidentally forgets to put away his yellow redstone.

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Jacob Norris 2020-12-29 05:11:46

I had to double check my video when i heard dunkey start talking 😂😂

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Dr ugs 2021-04-14 17:44:50

i got chills from the visuals + samuel l jackson... im so scared rn jeez lol

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Shade Pizza 2021-07-09 14:58:41

And there was never ever anyone with that much power again, until master chief on installation 04

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Kings of stuff 2021-01-06 17:17:36

Please never stop making videos

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Juvenoia Child 2019-07-08 04:31:06

"-it stops being fun" -Dunkey
Showing WW1 footage


Gave me a hearty chuckle

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Jonathan Mendez Perez 2021-02-27 23:08:05

I can't believe that you used a Dunkey quote in a video about nuclear weapons.

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Ben Dover 2021-10-31 09:14:54

Big Shout-out to Alessandro Roberti for soundtrack around 3:50

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watlat 2021-08-11 04:21:48

Вы думаете, что Бог остается на небесах, потому что он тоже живет в страхе за то, что он создал? Как вы думаете, к 2050 году мы все погибнем от собственной власти?

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GD Iris 2020-12-31 20:57:38

this is my favorite video on all of youtube

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Biodegradable 2019-07-08 02:29:48

The man who saved the world and most people don't even know his name. Awesome video, Emp. Your research alone is impeccable.

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Jose Vallejo 2020-12-24 06:49:27

Pls make more of these

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Anhedoniac 2021-01-26 07:42:07

Stan Petrov is a G

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Running Amok 2021-10-12 01:06:45

Kinda funny how we shot down an Iranian jet just like the Soviets did to Korean air but for some reason Iran didn't get asked by telephone poll how they felt by Ted Koppel

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Brokenegg Studio 2022-01-30 19:18:35

That goes into the hall of honor of this building of World of Legends

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Braden Cunningham 2019-07-08 03:25:11 (edited 2019-07-08 03:25:37 )

There will Never Ever be a better way to spend 41 minutes and 38 seconds of your time.





Also, nice way to include Dunkey into this great video.

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Karxy 2019-07-08 20:22:58

Until Emp makes another video lmao

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Braden Cunningham 2019-07-09 02:33:30

Karxy key word: until

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Ian Ingold・15 years ago 2021-10-24 11:46:16

"tsuka, amerikinsci fired 5 nukes!"
"is soviet tech. is garbage. opah!"
cheeky breeky intensifies

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tommy 2021-11-12 22:25:23

so amazing

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Aria Jacobs 2021-04-14 01:06:23

I refuse to believe that you used the version of the National Anthem from Local 58 and then immediately used the song Nexpo uses in his intro card by accident.

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the real mr mago907 2021-01-27 01:28:04

i haven't felt this empty since reading issue 6 of watchmen

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Darkbreaker97 2021-07-26 22:20:56

Am I the first person to cry to "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke"?

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Psyke 2021-08-05 18:31:49

This might be my favorite video of yours

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ethan 2021-03-15 21:27:21

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Aidan Matthew Galea 2021-01-07 08:20:20

this is the nation equivalent of lamar roasts franklin
franklin: does not want Lamar to stay over
lamar: over cooks franklin by 100*C

Japan: Bombs a harbour
USA: now you can eat sunlight!

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Isaax 2021-07-15 19:24:08

I was playing Half Life Alyx when suddenly Triage at Dawn started playing at 38:41, was thoroughly confused and delighted

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Brohoshaphat G 2022-04-15 22:37:58

You have exercised utmost discernment, far beyond that of the layman.

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Daniel Savitz 2021-03-02 15:04:26

Will the real Episode 4: Stanislav Petrov please stand up

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Noah Kincaid 2021-10-31 06:10:49

That was such a cool story

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Vezonmodder 2019-07-07 22:00:07

RIP Stan "The Man" Petrov. Let's be honest, dude deserves that nickname. Thanks for thinking for yourself, Stan. And thanks for the video, Emp.

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Not Sure 2021-03-07 04:50:51

God damn, everything Joseph McCarthy was worried about came true.

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Plutinum 2021-09-28 20:37:48 (edited 2021-09-28 20:38:14 )

What makes this feel weird is that we dont have control over our destiny. You see the flash, you will likely die

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Territories Of le Greater British Empire /Reaper99 2022-01-13 21:26:38

But man, respect.

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Jiggynomics 2020-11-26 08:15:01

*few people laughed, few people cried.....I can assure there was more than 2 people in that situation LOL

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Kevin Saginario ( Student ) 2019-07-17 19:50:09

I have a feeling that this was one of Emp's college projects but he decided to present via youtube.

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MageBurger 2019-08-26 11:23:11

Kevin Saginario ( Student )
Considering his last "Never Ever", I doubt it.
But interesting thought.

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alfa01spotivo 2019-12-02 17:08:04

@MageBurger wait what! Its his last? How do you know?

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nate 2019-12-04 05:06:28

alfa01spotivo no he means the last one, the NASCAR one.

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hand over the stromboli 2020-03-02 17:26:14

this is why you proof read

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Nhan Nguyen Trong 2020-03-26 15:28:51

It feels too good to be a std assignment

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Windmill Hills 2021-11-17 00:39:47

22:08
Pure catharsis.

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Rolled Potatoes 2022-01-16 06:29:10

That dunkey clip fits too well

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colby bohannan 2021-09-01 13:47:32

This EmpLemon dude makes some darned fine videos... even though nukes are fake, and no Man has ever stepped foot on the Moon.

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Dante Alejandro 2022-03-13 22:19:41

30:00 Come April 28, 2020 and that all changed or rather be clearly and officially declared that they're existence has been confirmed

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Epic1 Gamer 2021-05-09 00:19:55

Awesome vids! 👏

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The discount spy 2021-03-03 21:00:13

if you do something right people don't know if you did anything at all

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Bingus Head 2022-03-03 05:10:03

If I was a teacher, I'd show this video

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Bingus Head 2022-03-03 05:20:43

to my students if that was not clear

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CAP’N CRUNCH 2021-06-16 01:56:21

Human life is older than 200,000 years…

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Zane Jacquot 2020-05-21 21:07:26

I was living on Hickam Air Force Base in Hawaii when the alert went off. I like to think that was a test of what I would do if presented with guaranteed demise. I made roughly five phone calls to my closest friends, and my family was right along side me. I wasn't expecting the scare to show up in this video, but I'm glad it did. It was a nice reflection of a current event I'm old enough to recall, being as I didn't live through the cold war. I may have only discovered this channel and this series a few days ago, but I am really impressed with the thought and exploration presented in each video. I look forward to future content.

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Zane Jacquot 2020-05-21 21:10:28

Edit: I did see the spongebob episode sometime around the time it came out, but this was on a 3 am youtube binge. Everything else is true, and I only made the connection after the fact.

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OL Thomas 2021-07-11 04:35:44

Gonna be honest. I would not have pressed the button only due to not being able to make a decision. I’d be too worried to make such an important choice

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ø 2021-07-08 19:27:41

To think a Dunkey rant is surprisingly fitting for an analogy to weapon research.

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Panzer Of the lake 2021-11-08 04:46:39

Bro one of the scariest things is nuclear melt down the masks the invisible death how painful the death to the radiation is said to be it’s horrific it truly horrifies me knowing how many nukes are in hands of country’s that are far from friends of the u.s.

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Bobhydro 2021-07-07 22:51:35

I think of I was in Petrovs position but the situation was real I would just not fight back. Why guarantee mutually assured destruction and the end of humanity when I could maybe let my enemies win but atleast not end the world out of spite.

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Matt J 2019-07-07 17:50:25

It's chilling to watch those clips from the 80s. People casually insisting that nuclear annihilation be delivered because of one big mistake.

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POISON SUMAC 2021-04-13 21:49:45

the way you used that dunky clip is fucking iconic

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Aidan LeMay 2021-03-01 02:58:15

17:31 I love that of the three colors on this graph, one of them is just for Finland

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Mothost 2021-05-02 16:55:04 (edited 2021-05-04 16:38:15 )

The ironic moment when the one who saved the world wouldn't be america, but by a single soviet

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lol lol 2021-02-27 18:47:35

Incredible video

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Spinofan 2019-07-07 17:47:10 (edited 2019-07-07 17:47:22 )

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones "




legit chills holy shit

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TBoneTony 2021-11-30 12:20:50

Who knows, he may have been on a toilet break and never found out about the missile warnings on that day in 83.

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juniorsofjumping2521 2021-04-12 13:17:45

that EAS alert tone made me turn on all the fucking lights and I had to make my feet go cris cross with my chair

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SuperCringeTeam 2021-08-06 00:39:47

This is the best YouTube video ever made

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mr cocoghambo 2021-10-23 18:06:38

22:40 that shit made me fucking start crying

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Marty ScorchedEarthse 2020-01-16 00:13:42

"Many thought they had died and gone to Hell" that gave me chills, man.

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Chris Blahblahh 2021-05-26 08:23:18

Scary ... and necessary. Thank u

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gtr9s 2021-10-03 04:54:04

Mano preciso dizer que as legendas em português não estão boas

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Paulo Henrique 2021-09-02 21:08:36

I will never understand HOW people dropped a NUKE in a city.

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AA ron 2022-03-11 21:38:06

I got my history class to watch the vid ppl liked it

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Rasquatch 2020-04-24 18:07:19

Pretty sad that I've learned more about the history of nuclear weapons from a Youtube Pooper than I ever really did in school.

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Guivi 2021-02-13 03:21:48

FAX

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YuboiJackson4 2021-03-05 18:23:58

FaX

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KaptajnKaffe 2021-03-11 07:24:05

As a teacher, I have this video on my list of "if your interessed in this subject, check this out" emp is good at wngaging young people, so it is a blessing for me and my students 😄

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Guivi 2021-03-12 13:51:46

@KaptajnKaffe send it plz

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Lord Jackass 2021-03-15 01:41:39

@KaptajnKaffe You're an awesome teacher.

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jas per 2021-04-13 14:06:43

Maybe cause you didn't pay attention in class

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Dash's DDR Channel 2021-04-14 11:42:35

it’s actually a way more important issue than people give it credit for. nukes haven’t gone away and we’re still enemies with russia, china, iran and north korea. navigating these problems in the 21st century will be more difficult than ever before, but people dont bat an eye towards foreign policy because it’s outside our borders.

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incinium z 2021-04-21 17:17:20

Yeah man. Emplemon knows and cares about his stuff.

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KaptajnKaffe 2021-04-29 19:24:23

@Guivi I have to edit it, because I teach in Danish.
But sure, I can share the updated version 😅

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Guivi 2021-04-29 23:38:25

@KaptajnKaffe thankz

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Ciaran Is THE BEST 2022-02-24 21:46:54

Then 40 years later Putin decided to make the same exact mistake Petrov tried to avoid

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Le Peña 2022-02-25 05:24:29

Putin respected this man. As a leader, he must follow Petrov's vision.

This war must not escalate any further.

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Ranko 2021-01-10 10:11:51

I probably shouldn't have watched this at night. This is very scary and sad, to put it lightly

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Alex Petrich 2021-08-07 11:28:10

It's like Jon Bois but with more existential dread

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kwhyes 2021-04-15 11:06:34

Ending humanity is my dream

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Richter WLK 2020-04-23 20:47:14

This is like a longer than normal metal gear cutscene.

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Luigionsoap 2020-08-27 14:02:13

Gaymingg

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MayoChiki 2021-03-29 07:50:06

shorter*

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Huck Mart 2021-04-04 02:05:51

Lol i was literally thinking the same thing!

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Caleb Cachagee 2021-05-17 04:58:36

Kojimbo

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JankThunder 2021-03-08 04:12:06

I don't get all this doom and gloom about a nuclear apocalypse, even at the height of the cold war the deployment of every single nuclear warhead in the most efficient manner from the perspective of killing people would not have come close to endangering the human race, and as for the ice age thing, humanity has survived such conditions before with far less advanced technology, there's no reason to believe we wouldn't be able to do it handily these days. The fact of the matter is that the aftermath would probably not even be bad enough to prevent the Warsaw pact and NATO from having a great big war immediately afterwards.

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Lim CW 2021-10-10 06:50:41

those who were at Hiroshima and Nagasaki were the lucky ones compared to what happened to civilians throughout Asia in 1940-1945

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Legendary hero Fap-man 2021-03-04 20:33:34

You know, I don’t like communists, I don’t like Soviet’s. But Stalinislav petrov saved the world, he saved all of us, for as much as I hate the communists, as much as I hate the soviets, he saved the world, he deserves not just a medal, not just a video, he deserves a fucking city sized memorial, or atleast in my opinion, god bless him.

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Eric 2021-04-09 10:08:05

God I wish there had been an apocalypse then I would be here dealing with this shit

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Darian 2021-04-15 00:45:37 (edited 2021-04-15 00:47:27 )

16:02 Local 58 reference?

edit: yeah, definitely. I see you have good taste, Mr. Lemon.

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R - G - C 2021-12-25 15:52:07

There should be a movie where they would explore what would happen if Stanislav fired the missile.

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Ethan Sparkman 2021-02-07 02:58:03 (edited 2021-02-07 02:58:54 )

love the video but why "Stan Petrov" why not Stanislav Petrov? He is the reason this video was made and the reason anyone is here to watch it. Say his full name lol

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Red Dawn 1 2021-06-05 18:56:02

Fermi paradox assumes other intelligent civilizations are warring against each other , what if they are a unified civilization ?

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EagleEye319 2019-07-07 16:50:04

Thank god for Stalinslav. We would be green dust without him

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Average British Guy 2019-07-07 17:15:08

More so anyway.

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Knockrotter 2019-07-07 18:22:27

dusty old bones... full of green dust

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Adam 2019-07-07 18:50:19

cant even spell his name right lmao

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Smogfellows 2019-07-07 19:40:53

Knockrotter DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST

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your father 2019-07-07 21:28:59

Why are the dust green

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X-Rex 2021-06-13 15:25:28

Problebly the scariest video Emplemon has made

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Skiles 2021-12-09 21:43:29

These videos are like if Jon Bois decided to do non-sports-related content.

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Cera 2020-12-29 04:22:27

I love that Dunkey was even in this video.

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mmm garlic bread 2022-02-09 23:11:57

It's not "two people laughed, two people cried" its "few people laughed, few people cried"

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1995tbone18 2019-07-08 05:44:01

I just want to say to you, EmpLemon, that you make some of the most insightful, interesting videos I have seen on YouTube. So much truth, wisdom, and honesty put into your videos and I hope you keep making more in the future!

Well done, man!

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Cybernaut13 2021-07-12 07:21:37

Stanislav Petrov only used 0.1% of his true power.

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ESTI 2020-11-25 01:59:10

i think vasili arkhapov was actually more powerfull in the cuban missile crisis

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Lord Super Succ 2020-11-29 03:58:47

Not really
It took the decision of 3 to launch a nuke in Arkhipov's case. It took 1 to do the same in Petrov's case.

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MysteryKár 2021-01-02 10:47:25

3:03 the fact that the landscape here somewhat looks like a distraught/horrified face only makes the scene worse

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PHIL TEA 2021-03-10 14:47:56

Thank you for your humanity, comrade Petrov

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Thumping Thromnambular 2021-03-02 22:31:59

I love this channel right now.

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Darcy Walker 2021-03-04 03:06:13

I don't blame you one bit

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dankin mcspankin 2021-11-07 01:49:23

damn straight that day was our judgment day and ever since then the world's soul has died

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Cole Tobin 2021-08-06 17:38:07

Chuck Norris: Am I a joke to you?

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Benda 2021-08-10 11:28:14

this should be taught at schools

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Joshua Patrick 2021-10-25 03:03:53

Finally Someone researching the real cause Of climate change….

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Jared Taylor 2021-06-08 01:59:20

See, that's the difference between empLemon and everyone else. I'll watch the ad because he makes it funny whereas the rest either bolt thru it, apologize for it, or try to make it seem like they really actually dig the product.

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Sgt. Sushi 2021-03-04 05:03:54

Hearing the Local58 music during the ad read actually made me flinch

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Marsbased 2021-03-09 22:19:24

Did you... did you use a line from a dunkey video in reference to a video about nuclear annihilation?

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Tongue-Tied 2019-07-07 18:59:35

I just finished my history gcse and this video could genuinely have been played in one of my cold War classes, it's that great

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LongHardLee 2021-11-14 01:14:36 (edited 2021-11-14 01:16:14 )

Larry McDonald. Chairman of the John Birch Society at the time of his death. Forever remembered

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1 Khiron 2022-04-04 23:00:45

Watched your Nascar videos. amazing. Tho mentioning NS you dont seen to realise what evil was coming from the East, starting with the ''russian'' revolution. The evil that was coming, had to be fought by a strong power. NS bad, i know the establishment statement but still....you should watch Europe: The last battle. Find it, give it a thought. If it doesnt convince you then you lost 12h of your time...For your research should be a fraction of your time. God bless, truth fears no investigation.

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Ionut Abroham 2021-09-06 17:20:00

I shat myself when he applied the tnt hissing sound as I was playing Minecraft while watching this.

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The Nihilanth 2022-03-26 13:39:48

2:41 when You used of the Best Half Life songs I suscribed instantly

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Lightning Cayo 2019-07-07 19:38:52

I find it funny that my step father was there to help tear down the Berlin Wall. He even got exchanged hats with a Soviet soldier after the wall fell. Lucky step dad

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Sachiko Broomfield 2019-07-08 05:02:51

Wow thats lucky, i live in asia

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DjLeonard 14 2022-05-04 14:30:42 (edited 2022-05-04 14:31:23 )

37:34 well that's hasn't aged well

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『D』『e』『e』『z』 2020-12-18 04:41:50 (edited 2020-12-18 04:43:11 )

GOOD, there shouldn’t be. There shouldn’t be too much government involvement. 💀

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Confusion 2022-03-15 01:21:43

my two favorite youtubers in ONE VIDEO?!

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Succ Meister 2021-05-07 22:37:17

Put me right in the ol existential crisis

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Jac_Har 2019-07-08 06:11:36

You know Emp's gonna say some real shit when the Gran Turismo music starts

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Scott Upton 2020-12-28 02:27:37

23:08 childhood music

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Russell St.Martin 2021-05-20 22:35:30

If there's a holiday celebrating St. Patrick, it's inexcusable that there isn't one for "St." Petrov.

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daniel67248 2021-12-01 05:16:44

"I'd like to think that September 26 1983 was our judgement day."

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Sage 2021-07-26 07:00:34

This series is Pretty Good

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Fidel 2021-04-27 23:55:19

This guy is so cool that he has slav in his name

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LamproieStudio 2021-03-14 02:36:28

this is such a good video

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Psych O'Chaos 2021-10-24 07:22:18

"Lets make america great again" WAIT WHAT WAS THAT REALLY THE SLOGAN BACK THEN

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Eric Cleckner 2021-02-20 02:40:35

16:03
Those are some pretty intense Local 58 vibes

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Empolé the Taco 2020-11-03 10:16:22

I pray for a season two of never ever, its the best content i think emp will make, not because they are factually the best but its too complicated for me to describe, i want to say they're the most important but he could upstage it, i might explain it eventually but just know i think these will be the best

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gr3 2021-04-23 01:14:39

i feel like i shouldnt be watching this for free

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Jack Charbonneau 2022-03-02 00:03:45

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.🙌

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Murad Beybalaev 2021-10-11 11:10:16

13:57 It was the red ensign over Reichstag in Berlin that ended the war.

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piingoo 2021-07-10 13:25:38

it’s criminal this only just scraped 1m views. this is so well put together it’s UNREAL

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Dredguno 2019-07-08 02:12:47

This is, bar none, one of the greatest, if not the greatest documentary I've ever seen. The second in line being another one of your Never Ever documentaries. Your videos are golden, and you're craft is true talent. Keep it up Emp

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ZenoTheMeano 2021-11-20 18:34:38 (edited 2022-03-02 20:06:18 )

Rumors are they are planning on making a sequel with China

Edit: Nevermind. Guess China comes in later in the plot...

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Thighhighsenpai Oof 2021-01-16 03:50:42

That commercial break sounds really trust worthy to me, goodbye Nord VPN, there’s no need for you

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jonas1015119 2021-05-19 12:27:41

that dunkey clip is art

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Xanthan Gum 2022-03-18 07:17:42

Love the dunkey bit in this

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Arbiter099 2019-07-08 11:57:14

Thank you for this wonderful documentary. Powerful editing skills displayed again. I knew of the story of Stan Petrov before this, but hearing it presented again like this was incredibly moving. Thank you!

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Overlady Alicia 2021-05-10 06:09:34

I clicked on this video expecting some wrestler or bodybuilder

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Capt. Pro 2022-03-19 00:03:07

I think we got this close a second time now

-2022

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Stuart Smith 2021-12-14 04:10:05

Mother of god, what a banger.

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My Movie's Better 2022-05-08 02:59:27

The Dunkey feature is amazing but always makes me think my YouTube is broken

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Rin- Joh 2019-07-07 17:01:17

This man over here using Half-Life music. Nice.

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Delta225 2019-07-07 18:12:13

It makes sense, actually. Half Life is a term used in chemistry to describe the length of radioactive decay.

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Yayo' Ariowibowo 2019-07-07 20:48:55

@Jerrell Not everyone does, no need for the passive aggression

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Delta225 2019-07-07 20:55:54

@Jerrell Over half of the Half Life community probably go half their lives without ever actually learning what a half life is.

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Infernal H 2021-08-16 00:50:09

1 million people now know who their lives are owed to

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nazar En 2022-01-30 19:41:08

Интрсна тема 👍👍

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Christian Fox 2021-10-21 11:33:43

3 minutes in and I think I know the titular character.

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Tobias Tho 2021-12-28 23:43:21

Please do a deep dive into the milgram experient. Something is really off about it. There seem to float so many perceptions and counter arguments around the net...

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Z3BRA 2019-07-07 23:21:08

Absolutely god tier content, insane editing, and really well written and structured.
I love the never ever series, emp you're a legend.

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Uriah Miller 2020-11-26 02:48:09

Love the doom music at 25:00

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Dash's DDR Channel 2021-04-14 11:17:55

lmfao that dunkey clip is hilarious

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Nedmac3000 2022-02-10 01:23:13

Barefoot Gen’s depiction of nuclear fallout in Japan is some of the most horrific media I’ve ever witnessed

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đabe stari 2022-04-06 00:29:45

Media be like: Billie Eilish unfollows everyone on instagram❗😱😱
Meanwhile nobody knows who is Stanislav Petrov

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Little Babyman 2021-07-08 16:26:13

The more I think about this, the more it terrifies me.

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lighthouse keeper 2021-07-08 07:04:03

11:02 Genius

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Weeb VJ 2022-02-25 01:09:19

Good video sir. I hope you have a great career in corn milling!!!

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ComradeCat 2021-03-19 00:29:06

i like this channel it can actually just show a neutral picture of trump and just leave it alone

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The fergotten Op 2021-04-05 18:06:47

Mention that much because he wasn't that important by the way he almost ended civilization just because of a thought

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Glen Ericson 2021-05-14 14:39:23

How many quantum entanglements do you think were needed for the world to end, and what is the percentage that we all would be dead that moment

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ZombieSlayer 2021-10-12 01:15:24

now THIS is how you make a youtube video.

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outdawazoo 21 2022-05-17 04:29:11

the dunkey quote was insane

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Colton Salguero 2019-07-07 20:51:50

Never Ever should be nationally televised. These are extremely informative and interesting. Thank you Emp

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tree lord 2021-01-11 13:59:29

This is the best youtube channel

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NCR Trooper 2021-09-18 23:05:58

I still find it sad that this man saved the entire fucking planet but his personal life is so uninteresting that nobody gives a shit.

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Gavilloo 2020-12-06 22:23:06

God is a man and he's Stanislav Petrov

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Kyle Sterritt 2021-05-08 23:01:29

Ths may sound odd comng from a American but Stanislav Petrov is the greatest human ever

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64BitCube 2019-07-09 03:09:55

The NordVPN advert was incredibly well done. I hope they pay you extra for it.

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Robbie Showers 2019-11-24 01:34:21

LOCAL58 MUSIC INTENSIFIES

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AstroDoctor 2022-05-05 03:10:06

great video emp

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SgtIceColdWater 2021-01-04 22:41:45

Though Communism isn’t as bad as it was in the 80s, I still fear it.

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Robert Lewis 2021-03-04 23:20:36

Don't slander McCarthy. He had a very good point.

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Cyynapse 2021-03-06 05:41:05

if you could save the world and get no recognition, would you do it?

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Jack Wilson 2019-07-07 18:21:36

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
-Albert Einstein

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Magic Loaf 2019-07-08 00:10:03

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing

-Albert Einstein

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1337n00binc 2019-07-08 00:28:49

and you don't need to make mistakes when you can just steal others' research and claim it for yourself, aint that right Albie?

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zomdiehunter 115 2019-07-08 01:36:40

Hay nice profile picture

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Kack Jelly 2021-03-07 20:44:17

He was Russian, he knew that the system was broken as fuck.

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supremechaosbeing ت 2021-08-02 17:28:21

Why is there a dunkey quote in a video about nuclear bombs and why does it work

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RollDOWN 2021-11-15 18:24:21

I was so fucking confused when a dunkey audio started playing

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Brot Esser 2021-08-21 06:44:35

We need to build one big ass fucking statue of that guy.

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Marcus 2019-07-16 19:58:23

Emp I'm surprised you didn't come across Vasily Arkhipov in your research, virtually was under the exact same conditions at old mate Stanislav during the cuban missile crisis.

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bit 2019-08-08 23:34:03

In that case,that was 3 people.Petrov was the deciding factor

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huh wow 2020-04-04 17:20:25 (edited 2020-04-20 02:27:18 )

@bit There were 3 people who had to give the green light for launching the missiles. Arkhipov was the only one who said no, and was able to talk down the other two.

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Voix Abyssales 2022-03-03 22:34:34

Well emplemon… what now….

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Tim Noonan 2022-03-05 05:56:48

You have to have faith that the Russians who now occupy Petrov’s place, will do the same as he did, should the opportunity arise. That’s all that nearly all of us can do.

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Kirbo The Wirbo 2021-07-04 15:12:25

What a guy.

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Justin Colin Manansala 2021-08-09 02:49:06

Your gonna give me a heart attack

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The Slayah 2019-07-08 07:48:07 (edited 2019-07-08 07:48:26 )

The fact that I can watch a documentary of this quality for free is amazing! Thank you Emp, and thank you Stan!

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Mittens 2021-03-26 10:04:39

that telling of what happened in hiroshima was so... sad

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Hiroka Akita 2022-02-28 06:59:59

Whoever came here by Youtube recomendations without knowing this channel...

I know. He does pretty good videos. But Youtube's sense of humour is starting to be scary.

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Noah-n Cares 2022-03-28 19:58:31

it is ungodly unfortunate how poorly this video and its point has aged. never ever? more like a year from now... SMH

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Barichello 2022-06-12 16:10:29

Superb editing at 9:10

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EdEddnEddyRocks 2019-07-07 22:41:00

I genuinely think this is my favorite video you have ever made. Thank you, EmpLemon.

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TheWitherWarrior 2021-03-17 11:19:44

Ah yes, ofcourse dunkey was refrencing atomic fission in his video, not video games, we all knew that mhm yup yes

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Jon Atkinson 2021-03-08 22:56:05

quality content. ads are even good lmao

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Mason The 2nd 2021-11-19 02:51:43

I just love 22:08

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disscowboy 2021-04-10 11:40:46

emplemon is the best youtuber

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The Mad Tinkerer 2019-07-08 13:44:14 (edited 2019-07-08 13:45:24 )

10:17 EmpLemon: "In the first century, Greeks used Uranium to color pottery."

11:03: Dunkey: "Nuclear physics is like finding an exploit in a video game."

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Scythe Wise 2019-07-28 16:55:19

Hence dominant Strategy

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DoggyNGT 2021-06-08 15:41:30

the fact the title says may is menacing

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TheGoldenWarrior12 Productions 2022-01-17 03:26:21

7:26 Me when I stumble upon a Minecraft village

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Cesar CL 2021-03-15 04:06:47

I already dreamed with nuclear war three times hehe...
It's horrible...

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danny martinez 2020-11-11 17:32:23

You out did your self Emp. Amazing video

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Social Account 2019-07-20 19:48:58

What I subbed to EmpLemon for: Haha funny video, when frying dory?

What I stayed for: In depth, existential analysis of the world around us. Conveying a constant theme of "not as good as it used to be, but hope for a better tomorrow"

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Juan Stamos 2020-03-09 00:19:34

CAN YOU UNSUBSCRIBE?

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Connormario 2020-04-08 03:24:50

Juan Stamos CAN YOU UNSUBSCRIBE?

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Eivind Arenth 2021-03-07 23:24:01

A So amazingly great video

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Brandon Ireland 2020-12-17 05:15:09

Teachers need to be playin these in schools. At least someone would be tellin the truth

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punkywaves 2022-02-06 13:49:30

Why is this so underrated

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Luke 2019-07-07 18:25:49

honestly, more videos like this please. This was genuinely interesting and intriguing to watch

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Super Top Secret Area 2021-11-08 19:36:12

20:24 Get back to work Mr. Squidward.

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AKurbyBurby 2021-05-04 00:18:42

he has a memorial on the cache remake in csgo

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Ali S 2021-02-28 22:09:32

Great vid nice research

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Todi Podi 2021-01-16 12:41:57

This video is really good.

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AscraeusOrange 2019-08-15 20:10:28

I need to show this to my history professor, or someone else who will appreciate this as much as I do so we can both mutually have existential angst and hope at the same time

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James Asker 2021-09-05 23:57:24

17:35 the victors of ww2 apparently did not include the french or british...?

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Rylan Osborn 2021-06-18 02:21:43

Until 40k becomes reality

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Pope_ 2021-03-07 00:44:40

You think petrov would go to heaven or hell?

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Yuh Bruh 2021-03-04 17:42:14

you quoting dunkey was too much for me ahahha

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Wobbmin 2020-07-11 03:09:53

The description reads: " Do you think God stays in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he created?"

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BananaCat 310 2021-01-07 00:20:23

- Spy Kids 2

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:03:03

Only Emplemon can weave together a 4D 200IQ joke like putting a profoundly deep quote from a Robert rodriguez kids movie sequel in russian in the description

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Reater Jr. 2021-03-16 08:00:38

i'd argue it says "Heavens" in stead of "Heaven", as there is a specific word for "Heaven" in Russian, but the meaning stays the same basically.

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10res 2021-01-30 00:19:42

why in the hell are the only available subtitles in portuguese

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TonyDaHero 2021-03-02 00:04:33

I like the Local58 reference for the NordVPN ad. It's a nice touch

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Gabriel Smith 2022-05-24 17:14:44

Watched this video to study for my APUSH test

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Wulfleyn 2021-01-04 07:08:14

A legend who deserves to be remembered.

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stribs 2019-07-07 21:24:47

Einstein: You better build some nukes before Germany


US: Ok, can you do it?


Einstein: Yes, but I don't want the responsibility

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Jesus Villa 2019-07-08 01:30:04

Yikes, but at the same time you cant really blame him since he couldn't stop them

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Aflay 2019-07-08 05:13:08

When the smartest man in history decided to refuse power, it speaks levels.

Let me put it this way:

The strongest forces tend to be the most violent, and the smartest forces tend to be the most pessimistic.

The most neutral tend to be the most obedient, and seemingly powerless.

However, when it comes down to it, those who are neutral have the least to lose, and the most to gain. The strong will never give up strength. The smart will never go against their wits.

But someone who is neutral has nothing to lose, so they have everything to gain in making the decision that someone with too much strength, and too much wisdom, are too chicken to make.

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AcidHydra101 2019-07-08 12:56:59

I think he simply didn't want to be known as "the guy who designed the bombs that killed hundreds of thousands of people".

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stribs 2019-07-08 13:12:39

@Aflay He wasn't the smartest man in history. If he really thought the German nuclear program was a threat, he showed a lack of ethics in refusing to help the US develop the Manhattan project, just because he didn't want the blame of being only one of the men who made it. The guy also cheat on his wife with his teenage cousin.

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I don’t know 2019-07-08 13:54:20

Nice flying, Einstein!

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Noah Beauregard 2021-10-21 20:39:55

22:44 I would have died and I live under north brunswick by 30 min

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A_dead 2021-02-04 18:59:31

was petrov the same man mentioned in one of exurb1a's videos?

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nikenit 2021-10-03 14:42:26

FYI short form of a name for Stanislav is Stas or, sometimes, Slava

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karasu 2020-12-03 11:21:03

20:29 tsar bomba part

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Andy Tantowi 2019-09-15 11:46:31

22:08 is truly a masterpiece, I felt the chill down my spine on this section

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paco ramon 2021-02-28 00:46:10

11:13 Why is Dunkey talking in a video about nuclear war.

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The Artisan 2021-02-08 23:12:40

Being proud of eliminating over 350,000 people in seconds.... Is inhumane, ungodly.

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The Artisan 2021-02-08 23:12:14

Being proud of eliminating over 350,000 people in seconds.... Is inhumane, ungodly.

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Kyle Dodson 2022-02-06 05:28:06

I may not be here if it weren’t for the bombs. Thank you Manhattan project.

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RIP_ Martinum 2021-05-14 12:53:14

Has anyone found the music at 38:40? I'm talking about a link, i believe that the music is named "Unknown Hero", but i have not find any link

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Au-Lac Nguyen 2021-06-01 21:07:58

Its from Half-Life 2, the song is called Triage at Dawn

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RIP_ Martinum 2021-06-01 21:13:50

Holy f...THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR

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Roniel Alado 2021-05-10 16:22:08

Did people just forget about Japan's war crimes that somehow what the US did is the most gruesome and horrible thing they have done?

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Alec Pedraza 2021-11-18 18:18:46

Can’t believe Emp forgot to mention operation snake eater

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sam 2021-05-18 17:34:37

hero

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DikerdodlePlays 2019-10-14 00:55:32

Every time I see this guy's name pop up, I'm reminded of the theory of Quantum Immortality. That you can determine you are functionally immortal through a clever use of the Many Worlds Theory. Put yourself in a situation where it is statistically impossible to survive, and if you survive, you can declare yourself Quantum-ly Immortal, because you just so happen to exist in the world where you cannot die. Maybe the reason the Fermi Paradox is so evident and we're still here is that humanity itself has Quantum Immortality in this world, and no other civilization does.

But if this is true, it also means that in almost every single other timeline in existance, humanity is snuffed out, and it's likely that many of these deaths are due to this man, and other nuclear incidents. I think we should all remember that - even though things look grim, we've been the lucky ones so far. Maybe we should try to keep that trend alive.

Anyway, great video, very eye-opening.

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JGC 2021-01-05 22:46:07

I put it down to the Providence of God.

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Rhazien 2022-01-05 01:03:03

no, no fucking way that was a nordVPN ad, you sir have made the best advert I have ever seen.

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Chand The Man 2021-11-21 02:14:57

Dunkey is the greatest mind.

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Colin Christensen 2021-04-08 17:14:22

I’m fucking shook by this quality

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Christal Taylor 2020-12-26 16:06:49

basically why one above all is not the most powerful character

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Steven Powless 2021-04-26 16:32:35 (edited 2021-04-26 16:33:14 )

We stubbornly refuse to take care of our neighbors we judge as unworthy for whatever reason, so we forever doom ourselves to arguing over whether they should take care of themselves, or the government should take care of them

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Δομαρ Τ 2021-05-02 21:40:38

How the fuck does one make such an awe inspiring video

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Nhân's goofy videos 2021-03-19 23:49:13

Maybe God still loves us.

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ant 2020-12-27 12:35:34

we still need the jon bois video on this

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Helperbot 2000 2021-10-18 22:28:30

Intended or not, music from half life fits well wity this video in more than just the music itself

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Andrew Combs 2021-05-10 22:02:45

bruh at 16:26 i cried

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CessnaFun 2020-11-17 01:05:44

Nobody:
My PC when it tries to run Minecraft on "epic" settings: 1:52

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tpx _warcat 2021-01-03 03:15:48

How are these even YouTube videos anymore? They’re full on documentaries mate

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Jackyl 2021-05-02 19:34:44

My old teacher showed your video in his class

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Secretariat Belmont 2022-06-18 03:51:51

It’s annoying when people assume Einstein was the smartest ever just because pop culture says so

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Chad Thundercock 2021-04-24 13:13:55

I dropped my phone right as the dunkey clip kicked in and thought I accidentally changed the video.

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Grogu 2021-05-18 03:35:51

That sponsorship though.

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Luigi 3K 2022-05-10 00:58:13

congrats on 1 mil!

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Luigi 3K 2022-06-24 05:01:05

:D

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Előd Pásztor 2021-08-14 14:50:38

13:35 wow would you look at that! thats hungary

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Ginger Ale 2022-04-14 14:00:16

No one man can have all that power

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hps362 2022-06-23 22:28:47

I'm livi

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Konrad 2022-06-18 01:19:11

nice one stan

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Midge 2022-02-26 09:20:10

and now here we are.

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High-Velocity Mammal 2021-02-27 12:13:58

12:46
*United Kingdom
until they got the US on board with the idea.

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nulu 2021-05-13 02:59:35

what if he just fell asleep on the job and was too ashamed to admit it

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Otto Vonbonesmarck 2021-04-16 17:28:09

Its kind of ironic. Arguably One of the worlds worst villain was american (oppenheimer) and the worlds greatest hero happened to be a soviet russian. Even evil ideologies like communism can still produce heros

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Tyler lafontaine 2021-10-07 01:31:20

11:40 Did you just take a clip of dunkey playing halo on hard mode

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_T-R-D_ 2021-10-20 21:10:40

This channel is golden

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Betorockmetal 2020-12-03 13:23:45

Never Ever: Michael Jordan please!

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Niners Robb 2021-01-02 14:56:56

There have been players like MJ.

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Niners Robb 2021-01-02 14:57:19

Wilt would be a better video tbh

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Christopher 2021-02-15 11:46:43

I hear Dunky I upvote

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Pablo Schröder 2021-08-06 14:27:58 (edited 2021-08-06 14:28:37 )

19:09
Ahh, yes the 6th continent, Spain

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DerÖsiFlo 2021-04-14 20:33:24

The fucking gran turismo music killed me xD love the video tho

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Riley Hawkins 2021-10-31 22:10:05

What’s that classical song played at 10:37 I’ve been searching forever lol

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Merit Host 2021-11-03 19:23:00

Carmen -- Habanera

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JetStream S76 2021-04-12 18:22:26

That song at the is from a gran turismo game on the ps3. I dont know exactly but I have nostalgia memories

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Good username 2019-07-08 04:19:28

This man really out here citing Dunkey in a video about nuclear bombs at 11:02

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Mister Tago Mago 2019-07-08 10:57:10

Literally one of the only Dunkey videos ove seen but damn did it fit.

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Syfoll 2019-07-08 11:13:27

@Mister Tago Mago What's the video?

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Gastón Silva 2019-07-08 11:39:15

@Syfoll Difficulty in Games 2

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Arthur Borges 2019-07-10 23:03:44

that was REALLY tone deaf..terrible idea

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Mario Alfredo 2019-07-11 17:41:57

@Arthur Borges Tonally, it is jarring. But, I think it makes sense in the context of the video. If life is a game, than the discovery of atomic weapons demonstrates humanity "cracking" back at the natural slow disadvantages of antiquated weaponry.

I dunno, I'm sorry if I seem pretentious, I thought it was a clever idea.

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Tangy ™ 2019-07-12 21:12:51

@Arthur Borges Is it? War being viewed as a bad thing is actually a fairly new concept, throughout most of human history warfare was praised and glorified. I think it works well to show the attitude to war humans had over the years.

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Samuel Gulliver 2022-03-23 18:00:49

Loved the dunkey colab

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Baccarah 2021-04-15 12:22:11

37:05 The germans did, nobody else.

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james kilgore 2021-02-12 01:08:04

The half-life music was a good choice

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skunk 2021-07-25 19:19:06

this video is insane

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PUFFY 2019-07-07 19:45:11 (edited 2019-07-07 19:45:50 )

(When we make nuclear jokes)

Same shit dat makes us laugh
Makes us cry

---big smoke

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joao limão 2019-07-07 23:21:51

"We are blessed, and cursed"
-Harris, Melvin

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Tchitchouan Inouane 2019-07-08 00:33:49

"What fucking book"
-Carl johnson

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 01:59:53

“I had enough of you and this miserable planet!”
-Frieza

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Sheev boi 2019-07-08 03:18:17

I am the Senate
_Sheev Palpatine

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nernerman 2019-07-08 04:39:47

Humans, willing to sacrifice their own when overcome by greed. They... are a Foolish race
-Black Doom

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Aflay 2019-07-08 05:02:42

>be a meme
>have a tragic death

Shit’s deep.

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Just A Fan 2019-07-17 00:44:15

This string of replies is just perfect.

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LBboarding b 2021-07-21 13:06:24

Did I just hear Dunkey get used as a nuclear war analysis?

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Spike Spiegel 2021-01-12 11:24:47

damn good video

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Thom Baum 2021-02-06 09:17:17

this is like Metal Gear Solid but more infographs

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limitless pulls 2021-07-25 12:53:13

And during all of this the Detroit Redwings of the NHL were sneaking hockey players into America, they later would win a championship and kick of a dynasty that lasted from the 90s to the 2000s.

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Felipe Jaquez 2019-07-07 17:30:06

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter

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nobodys_winds 2019-07-07 21:20:48

Wrong account

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Zadamanim 2019-07-07 21:47:07

Are you patrolling the Mojave because of the earthquakes? Thank you for your sacrafice if you are.

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Yonas K 2019-07-07 21:50:06

Perhaps those earthquakes might be the awakening of something far more interesting than a nuclear winter...

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Meat Rubber65 2019-07-07 22:27:08

When I got this assignment, I was hoping there would be more gambling.

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Nuggy 2021-10-07 08:08:52

That is the slickest sponsor cutaway I have ever seen

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Redofreko 2021-01-26 19:36:41

It felt like 40 minutes just went by but im only 8 minutes in the video

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PunkerWithABoner 2022-03-19 15:38:42

I hate how nuclear warfare has become relevant again.

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Dr Oofinsmirts 2021-04-14 19:02:35

God I love the quote from videogaming dunkey

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ucantbeme 2019-07-07 17:04:17

Never has Dunkey sounded so intimidating.

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WhensMahvel 2021-03-22 02:12:12

You make tight videos. Subbed.

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Criptoblad3 2021-03-08 23:05:01

vasili arkapov: sad soviet noises

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ren shino 2022-03-02 01:56:37

and now Ukraine happened

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Huck Mart 2021-04-04 01:38:10

This is honestly really scary.

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andrral 2019-07-14 01:02:14

Wait a minute, this freaky deaky intellectual just tricked me into learning about the cold war.

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Kimg Komg 2021-01-06 21:43:20

So you're saying that a Kiloton of Tnt could Kiloton?

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Ricardo Hernandez 2020-11-15 22:11:59

Mainy thought they died and gone to hell.... That's a scary after-thought

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D 2022-01-12 03:53:29 (edited 2022-01-12 03:59:22 )

15:10 they still don't he has a book called Why Socialism? And it's about why capitalism is bad.

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Ryu rc 2021-08-17 11:43:51

So halflife, gran turismo 2 menu, and how many other video games did you borrow music from? Its used fantastically and really adds to the overall theme. Nice.

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BananaGal 2019-10-04 21:32:24

I remember back when you made primarily YouTube poops, so it is really interesting to see your channel's progression in to a more educational style, while still retaining some of those old elements. The editing is done very well, and you seem to put in a lot of effort and research to get these videos out, and I love it. I also really like the music choices for the videos you make, I even noticed a couple of tracks from half-life in this one. Keep up the good work, Lemon.

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The Zhevlakov 2021-06-24 17:25:02

Anyone know the song that starts at 23:08?

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RGM 2022-03-15 04:26:55

Been 8 months but the song is Weatherscan Music - Track 3 hope u enjoy

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Water 2022-06-13 04:36:11

@RGM thx

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Jack Dawson 2021-02-27 19:44:17

Just learned the first atomic bomb set off on my birthday, neat.

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Dylan Mullen 2021-05-11 19:39:43

👍

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DeadLock 2021-04-13 20:38:10

isn't the music at 16:03 the same used in local 58?

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Darkerdays 2019-07-08 06:33:04

Humans: * cant even get over having their order at McDonald’s being wrong *
Also humans: * somehow haven’t already obliterated themselves in a nuclear skirmish*

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Espalorp 2019-07-09 01:49:19

For one moment,
the illuminati, god, hollow earth reptillians, secret world controlling governments, supernatural entities of all kinds were beholden to the whims of one Russian with a phone.
Kinda fucks with a lot of worldviews simultaneously.

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Cassandra Pantaristi 2019-07-10 22:20:45

@Espalorp Wow, that's really deep dude...

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TheRebelOfChaos 2020-12-04 00:29:42

Holy shit. Seeing California red for Reagan LMAO. It's like a fucking paradox

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Jonathan Gutierrez 2021-05-04 04:24:50

Emplemon please do never ever ufc

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T S 2020-11-27 00:45:54

Brb im about to go tell my moms boyfriend he has a communist to thank for his life

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Joshua Patrick 2021-10-25 02:51:18

Russia is so big that my house is closer to Moscow Russian than Moscow Russia is to Vladivostok Russia…I live in Louisiana USA…

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MrDuck_ Man 2019-07-08 21:50:42 (edited 2019-07-08 21:50:52 )

Tsar bamba, the one that was detonated, was actually Half the power they could have made. Russia scaled back, for obvious reasons, like how much damage the bomb could do.

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Ctrl+Alt+Del sama 2021-01-07 03:53:45

I was born in Oak Ridge, Tn, they just finished demolishing the old buildings used for the project

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Dag_Will 2021-03-06 22:55:01

I love the Local 58 references

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acutelychronic 2022-04-24 14:13:23

this is very compelling viewing

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aitehs 2021-03-08 22:18:30

Slava, not Stan

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wicked monroe 2020-11-13 09:49:31

milgrams prison experiment was rigged look it up, using it is lazy academia (I love your videos)

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Amy Sutherland 2021-08-23 05:45:40

how did spongebob ytps turn into WWII information

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John Henry Eden 2021-03-11 13:34:33

my mans really just did make a local 58 YTP

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JackulousB 2021-03-16 22:06:46

triage at dawn hits different after this

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someone else do it 2019-07-08 07:08:32

This video was amazing, just god damn amazing, You did an awesome job explaining world events, Great editing and good references, Such as the reference to Local58 when you did the ad bit, You did an amazing video Emp, Like always, Great editing, Amazing explaining, Awesome video.

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Donkey 2021-08-21 08:53:18

26:00 "The year 2021"

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sunshine day! 2021-09-28 15:39:22

this is one of your best videos
but dude... fix that thumbnail !

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Matthew Housham 2021-02-28 01:17:21

Surprised Doctor Who hasn't made an episode around this yet.

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Automaticist 2021-09-16 01:22:28

How is this in the same series as a video about a video game player?

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ellpoyohlokoh 2019-07-08 16:23:48

Thank you for this phenomenal video, Emp. Including the Hawaii false alarm clips was absolutely brilliant. It actually brought a tear to my eye, seeing the juxstaposition of the two events next to each other. And the way the he tried to shift blame from himself to the system... Imagine how impossible it would be to sleep with the guilt if the situation had escalated.

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Cassandra Pantaristi 2019-07-10 23:32:58

Had Petrov not been there and if it was anybody else, you could say that would be the end of the world.

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Potato Bot 2022-06-13 00:19:25

whats that website that show the bomb stuff? like how big they are

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Brandon Barr 2021-05-05 21:22:48

Nice video

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Minethecraft636 2021-02-14 07:28:58

If you ever want to see what might happen if he did push the button play fallout, that is the entire premise of it.

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Daniel Harvey 2021-07-21 09:06:50

you should do the 80s tv show Cheers.

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Dr. Pepper 2021-10-21 12:21:42

21:08
Emplemon : "The largest manmade tnt explosion was the Halifax disaster"
9 y'old me with the TNT World mod installed :
"Are you sure about that ?"

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Nathan McGarity 2022-01-23 02:19:05

Atta boy Stan.

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aiden4life 2021-02-09 09:56:45 (edited 2021-02-09 09:58:25 )

the half life music is kinda fitting

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Richard Rawlins 2022-01-17 23:50:55

Crazy cause I was actually born the next day wow

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Mark Zuckerburg 2020-01-18 19:32:27

38:33 sent chills through my whole body

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SanitaryMailbox - 2022-05-18 19:45:16

I straight up thought I had accidentally switched to a dunkey video there

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Abelsm 2022-01-29 15:58:42

I'd probably have pushed the button tbh

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Santi 2021-10-28 00:05:06

Wasn’t expecting dunkey

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IICQBII 2022-02-12 03:57:58

I have to comment before the video is finished because that ad is just beautiful.

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Scissorkick 2020-11-27 01:22:20

The biggest hero in American history was Russian

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watlat 2021-07-29 04:22:27

Time to reconsider my existance, weeeeeeeeeeeee

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Celestial Waffle 2021-08-09 18:51:03

Vasili Arkhipov is just as cool

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Jake302 2021-05-16 09:35:12

34:00 Lego Yoda Death sound first known appearance!

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SolarChip 2019-07-08 01:41:46

About to sleep, oh no a 40 minute emplemon video, I'll just watch the first 5 minutes.
(40 minutes later)
OH BOY 3AM

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shibacacti 2019-07-08 09:05:22

SolarChip bro im watching this at 4AM

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Pie Pie 2019-07-08 09:19:24

@shibacacti 5 am for me

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lebron James 2019-07-08 09:50:57

literally finished at 3 am lmao

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William 2019-07-08 16:43:05

0240 for me. Crap.

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DomStu 2019-07-08 17:38:24

Takes bite of Krabby Patty

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ClassicHenke 2021-02-12 11:58:38

Biden: Hold my executive orders

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Russell Weymouth 2022-05-10 01:39:51

Dunkey would be proud

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ilusions4 2021-03-01 10:51:14

Nord ad claiming that VPNs are all-in-one security .. Fucking epic

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A Friendly Llama 2021-04-13 03:42:39

I like the LOCAL 58 references during the ad break.

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candletube 2021-06-23 08:02:08

Short for Stanislav is Slava, not Stan lol

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FLINT 2021-08-01 07:35:08

Gawd, give me them feels why dontcha. Fucking hell Lemon

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deimose 2021-03-20 17:10:35

good video

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Lethauntic 2021-03-09 17:07:15

40:08
Well, looking at Twitter, I'm not so sure...

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DaScruffy0ne 2019-07-08 03:40:36

That audio clip of Dunkey talking about difficulty in video games fit perfectly into this video

awesome work as always!

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KyrosQuickfist 2021-03-21 07:16:37

MAD isn't like Chicken.....In this comparison both people must swerve in opposite directions or both people die (which is why its a bad analogy).
ALL people on ALL sides needed to be on the same page to stop the chain reaction from happening. The results of the cold war in its entirety wasn't a low point in human history, I argue that it was a high point.

There was no paranoia then, the threat and result of a nuclear strike was very real and communism and its effects were very real and both of these already had historical events to reference. All of the possible outcomes of a nuclear strike were VERY possible. Heck, even this video explores one of the millions of possibilities that could have led to a near-extinction event. It was not paranoia, it was very real. The gravity of knowing the consequences of this, led humanity into directing every single one of those millions of outcomes in the right direction.

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WarioOurGod69 2021-04-06 08:33:28

was not expecting the dunkey clip lol

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jekanyika 2021-08-11 23:44:59

18:41 The Earth isn't flat.

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Deus Ex Machina 2021-03-02 05:44:42

Edward Teller is more terrifying

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Boeing F/A-18E Super Hornet Multirole Fighter 2020-07-18 21:32:09 (edited 2020-07-18 21:32:41 )

I’ve watched this so many times since it was first uploaded and I just wanted to say that this is my favorite video on the internet. The Never Ever series has such a perfect style that I don’t know any other way to describe. This video in particular fascinates me because of the Cold War topic. Overall I just think it’s a complete Masterpiece with a capital M.

Tl;dr: vid good great job emp

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L.L Company 2022-03-01 07:36:10

40:40 mad men ending

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Sythll _ 2021-06-26 10:30:06

I may be Australian but shits still scary!

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Sirmattington 2022-04-14 17:00:36

watching this in 2022 hits diffrent

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Chris Ramsey 2021-12-02 11:16:23

Ahh the classic ad that the despicable Lyndon Johnson used to smear his far superior opponent Barry Goldwater. Democrat tactics still have not changed in 60 years

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Lawton Friedland 2022-05-04 22:26:16

Dunkey cameo is perf

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Oiopquatro 4 2020-11-26 21:10:14

best. NordVPN. add. ever

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CsyeCok The Soldier 2021-05-07 10:34:19

Petrov didn't retire, he was fired for not reporting.

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Caix0te 2021-08-27 23:35:29

Why Stanislav looks like the RussianBager?
They are so similar that is scary

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Jimdog6125 2019-09-15 18:20:21

That moment when Emp puts a Spy Kids 2 quote translated to Russian in the description.

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Thomas 2020-01-02 20:09:01

Jimdog6125 is it the “do you think god stays in heaven” quote? If so god damn

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Sober Slav 2020-01-09 06:46:34

Thomas it is

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CupaHotNoodles 2020-06-05 04:51:46

Don’t even need to know Russian to know what it says lol.

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O D 2020-09-28 10:41:33

Emp is the type of guy to make you wonder about what the average man's value is to the powerful forces that control him and then play the audio from a Videogamedunkey review.
He's truly a special Youtuber.

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Frian 2021-02-21 08:19:30

да, я так думаю

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Wizard ish 2021-10-08 23:15:45

Возможно, друг, возможно

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_racoon_777 2021-01-05 04:58:07

Ima write a song bout this bc this cant go on anymore...

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Truwu 2022-02-13 23:34:43

i wish Goldwater had won

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Anton Nadeshkin 2019-07-07 17:18:26

9:12 “сила” - stands for “force”, “power” or “strength”

Maybe it was intentional, just wanted to make it clear.

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Seamus McKeon 2021-02-27 19:22:16

I’d launch the missiles.

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Raptorking18 2022-03-15 06:28:26

Lmao as the new chapter begins with Ukraine

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Ole Drippy 2021-01-05 03:13:30

Can I just get the clip 11:02 - 11:27 with dunkey

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BananaCat 310 2021-01-07 00:28:58

It’s one of the videos on difficulty in video games I think. Just watch both to be safe.

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CatRass 2021-07-10 08:05:10

An unremarkable person, with an unremarkable name

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Kincaid Nichols 2022-02-23 20:28:38

If I were to get the 'you're about to die' signal, I'm really not sure how I'd react. That's that me's problem. If I don't think about it until it happens then if it doesn't.. I win :) but sucks to suck if it does happen though :/

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Lelouch 2022-03-04 15:53:32

Even if it maybe be difficult to think in such little time. About life and looking back. Would you be able to try and think, should you punish a country for what its powers do? Do you let it hit you, or do you retaliate even though certain death is near?

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Joshua Nations 2021-02-16 13:26:40

Good video man, my only complaint/objection I guess is that you kind of gloss over that many many experts say that the US didn’t actually need to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki to win the war, and Japan was well on their way to surrendering, especially if the US had met them on surrender terms. The soviets joining the allies spelled doom for Japan well before the atomic bombs did.

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Vanno 2022-02-27 08:29:50

This video is seeming a tad more scary right about now……

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board 2021-08-15 14:04:40

Art

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JimJam 2019-11-03 03:05:31

This video is a masterpiece. God bless Mr. Petrov. Thank you for telling us about him.

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But here comes sebastian vettel 2022-06-01 09:14:18 (edited 2022-06-01 09:15:04 )

28:26 Dale what are you doing here you should be kicking ass in nascar

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StellarsTwo 2021-03-09 16:09:40

Why was the use of Dunkey so good

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c memo 2022-05-01 04:52:08

my favorite video of urs

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Yi Zhang 2021-03-29 05:18:26

38:38 the contrast

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Rusted Can 2019-07-07 18:18:06

That was masterful explanation of the scale of those nuclear bombs. What is it with you and exceeding expectations every video?

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Hattless Foe 2021-05-10 22:10:44

I watched this well playing Minecraft :)

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Richard Rawlins 2022-01-17 23:51:03

Wow

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Kyriunx 2021-01-01 20:49:59

i hate the fact that this video exists. 5 stars

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Seemoose 2021-02-26 23:10:27

Can’t be the only one changing usa though out the whole video

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Ayy Lien 2019-07-08 07:01:06

The ONLY human that could beat Thanos (w/ 6 infinity stones)!!!!!!!!

but only for those 10 minutes

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Cassandra Pantaristi 2019-07-10 21:56:38

Thanos can teleport though. Once he'd see the nukes, he would say "Fuck this, I'm out."

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Kek Kekiaten 2021-04-26 14:22:13

i cant take this seriously

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Duderino Rossalino 2021-04-03 13:03:50

oof I know I know this song, but I don't remember where its from 3:10

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CRAZYCRAZYMAN75 2021-08-23 05:08:53

Ha HAHAHA mortally is an absolutely absurdly abstract. It is only a connection to death and the reality of our monkey brain.

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Cole Joyce 2021-03-04 06:21:58

Makes me think.

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rajveer 2021-02-05 20:06:53

Shit that's good

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WooHooLad 2021-05-24 17:34:16

That song at the end.......

Oh no...

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Martin McFly 2021-12-04 10:38:32

Thanks from New Zealand.
Idea: 1981 South Africa rugby union tour of New Zealand

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Lilitu, The Betrayer 2021-02-27 17:51:07

Stanislav is not Stan, it's either Slava or Stas in Russian

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Rabbit the One 2021-11-04 19:09:11

Why didn't you, at 13:52 also adjust the number of employees for inflation? That's how it works right? Like a balloon?

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Gerrit Time 2022-06-10 16:42:35

i am not making this up, but typing the entire name of the video into the YouTube search bar, doesn't get you the video. i don't know if this is only for me, but YouTube probably did something behind the scenes

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Placeholder 123 2022-03-05 03:41:50

Or Vasili Petrov

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fullthrottlewrx 2022-03-18 15:26:11

25:55 $2-$3/gal for gas....lol

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Saturn 2019-07-09 12:33:09

Your content is so amazing. It's actually crazy that only one person produced this.

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ohh blivious 2021-11-13 07:10:17

This is a lemmino video called "grazed by the apocalypse"

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Legate Lanius 2021-01-02 05:32:25

I feel no sympathy for what we did to Japan and if you know anything about the Japanese war mentality in world War Two than you will too. The total death count from the bombs is a drop in the bucket compared to what overlord would of have cost EVERYONE

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Niners Robb 2021-01-02 14:50:57

Ah yes, the country that had no functioning air force and had a blockade around it would've caused immeasurable harm to our military. We didn't lose a plane for the last months of WW2. the nukes were people in power showing off their shiny new toy.

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Niners Robb 2021-01-02 16:33:37

@Legate Lanius We didn't nuke Japanese military, we nuked civilians

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NumNaut 2021-01-04 21:49:00 (edited 2021-01-04 21:49:10 )

I’m going to have to agree with OP here. Yes dropping the bombs was terrible but so is war.
The war would have been more drawn out, and you forget that a normal invasion would have killed more civilians due to how painful it would be to take over the whole island. Hell look at the German civilians to see that an invasion would kill more than one bomb. They wouldn't have surrendered also, it took TWO bombs before they did. Even when they did, some of the emperor’s generals tried to kill him and take over so they wouldn’t. A traditional invasion would have killed more people in the long run than the bombs have.

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Niners Robb 2021-01-04 23:15:47

@NumNaut Even after 2 bombs on a country with no functioning air force with a navy blockade around them the war hungry still wanted more. We wanted unconditional surrender, they wanted to keep the emperor, if we gave them that we wouldn't have had to drop the bombs.

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NumNaut 2021-01-05 02:31:32 (edited 2021-01-05 02:31:42 )

We needed a unconditional surrender, they're the people who did the whole "Death before dishonor" . Lets say we did, signed a peace treated. You know what would of happened? In order to regain their "Honor" they would of done Operation Cherry Blossoms at Night, maybe you should look that sometime.

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Niners Robb 2021-01-05 02:45:48

@NumNaut We got the unconditional surrender.... with the condition that Japan got to keep the emperor.

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Niners Robb 2021-01-05 02:46:46

@NumNaut Luckily I highly doubt that they would've been able to pull something like that operation off given the state that they were in by the end of the war.

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Jett Dominick 2021-01-08 01:07:14

I don't get it, am I or am I not supposed to get nord VPN? That commercial was pretty persuasive

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Stefano Scacco 2022-01-21 13:50:28

Is really nobody talking about the local 58 broadcast style used for the sponsored part of the video? Hidden pearl

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Filip Frondelius 2021-04-14 06:38:07

Using nukes and civilized in the same sentence is not a good sign.

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P8nda #sadcaba 2020-10-17 14:28:19 (edited 2021-10-28 23:13:05 )

I went in not knowing who Stan was and I went out feeling grateful that he existed

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Carl S 2020-07-24 23:10:42

Watching this again and I must say that this is absolutely phenomenal. Your use of video, audio, storytelling, and cultural references are incredible. Usually I class YouTube videos as entertainment, but this is art. Very well done

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Biggie Beanz 2020-08-01 23:45:38

This series is literally the best on YouTube. Well researched and it discusses important topics in an interesting manner. Great job, lemon man.

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JinxReloadVEVO 2020-10-29 01:10:54

I've unironically learned more history from this video than any history class I've ever been in

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helado vegano 2022-02-27 01:25:11

But you sleep at the middle of the class?

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Ben_ Earthly 2022-03-29 04:08:33

@helado vegano not north american by any chance?

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Ali 2022-04-07 08:15:21

take apush

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helado vegano 2022-04-30 14:57:03

@Ben_ Earthly ok you already won the debate

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Gui 2020-07-23 14:14:46

I seriously love the new genuine/down-to-earth documentary style of your videos, it makes me think more of the lyric, “it’s all uphill from here.” It always seems like the upward ascend of one’s awareness and wisdom is instead a terrible path towards unimaginable suffering. I know you’re getting this quite a bit now, but I feel reassuring you of your definite “glow-up” in style, while seemingly unnecessary in the moment, can definitely make just a bit of an impact, no matter how small, that can remind the truly level headed person of their honorably charismatic accomplishments, and their reputation as a whole. As much as things may ever seem like they won’t improve, I believe the “downward spiral” meant to strengthen us all, and motivate us to push against the waves. Thank you so much for being one of what can feel like the last batch of genuine creators on this site.

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the tf 2020-08-06 08:33:45

I’m happy to know I already knew about this man before watching this, absolutely saved the world from Armageddon. Arguably one of the most important figures in history.

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mgltd 2020-08-29 01:22:52 (edited 2020-08-29 01:27:58 )

First of all I want to say that this series is excellent, and I hope we have many more episodes to look forward to ahead of us. You've turned me on to so many stories I'd otherwise never have considered either because of ignorant prejudice or just relative obscurity.
...But your song choice at the end of this video went from a melancholy, hopeful look to the future to a fucking savagely hilarious, ironic, bittersweet, bait and switch nuke of its own. I haven't laughed that hard in months. Brilliant.

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Josh Armstrong 2020-10-31 11:26:38 (edited 2020-10-31 14:11:22 )

Why do videos like this always make me cry a little bit? Guess there just that good.

I knew stanislav Petrov before it's quite amazing how the very reason he is exceptional is because he was so ordinary if found himself in such a difficult situation must have been extremely difficult for him considering he was basically getting told by the system that was ment to protect his land that was all going to be wiped out.

who knows maybe the great filter was that very moment.

That terrifying split second before the doomsday Clock chimed it's deathly song
In my opinion that is the very closest we have ever come to true Doomsday 11:59.59pm on the doomsday Clock

If I remember correctly stanislav Petrov was also on a submarine in the Cuban missile crisis and he also prevented a nuclear torpedo from being launched making the similar assessment that if they fired they would trigger a nuclear war that would kill their loved ones as well as them

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Joey V. 2020-10-07 21:56:07

The utilization of that Dunkey quote is just brilliant

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Bubba's Big Blast 2020-11-05 18:38:53

He knew it was a false alarm, because there were a lot of false alarms that had happened in the past, which is terrifying in its own right. What's scarier is the captain who was told to use a nuclear torpedo against a US fleet during the Cuban Missile Crises if they blocked his sub, but didn't. I think he was executed for it, but I don't remember.

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Tom Conte 2020-08-30 00:40:35 (edited 2020-08-30 00:49:13 )

Great video, as always, so I am not detracting from its informational value by saying the following:
English speakers rarely get russian language stresses. While EmpLemon did pronounce name "Stanisláv" correctly the last name is pronounced as "Petróv".
I am rarely bothered by this, when watching english-speaking content, but this man at least deserves to have his full name to be pronounced in a way he would like it to.
Again - I am not critisizing any content on display here, but maybe at least someone will find this information interesting or useful.

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Muhammed Bugurtov 2022-01-16 14:26:07

Also, just to point out, short name for Stanislav is Slava, not Stan.

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neomechaleon 2020-09-21 21:44:38

great video :)

feels nice living on the downward spiral of this timeline , keep up the good work

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ztykowork 2020-08-05 02:15:43

Watching this video always makes me feel heavy. The fact that many of us would not exist today is really something else.

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Boop 2020-09-04 19:57:14

This is one of those timeless videos that you could watch 10 years from now and it would still be relevant

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TheGipper 2020-08-05 05:01:46

21:45 this small section is amazing. It truly brings the power, scale and prowess humanity has made at destroying itself. And it helps that a clip of Samuel L. Jackson is being used

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Shredow2 2020-09-07 07:36:03

The subtle humanist message that you build through this video is phenomenal. Juxtaposing the Reagan era rhetoric of the USSR as an evil Empire while presenting the fact that it was a Russian who decided to give the US the benefit of the doubt and spare the world nuclear holocaust. I'm not ashamed to say that the beauty of the video brought tears to my eyes.

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Daddy’s Daddy 2020-08-04 11:43:27

Along with petrov we can thank Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov who refused to turn the key to launch the nukes in the Cuban missile crisis. Love your vids btw

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Jacob Music 2020-08-16 12:24:36

Why EmpLemon got me in tears with this series rn

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Katcher Eye 2020-10-27 20:02:29

Emplemon, you are unironically one of the smartest people I’ve ever seen.

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SpamWPuszce 2020-08-26 15:49:15

Hey, what about the guy on submarine, that was the last man on the vessel, that needed to confirm the actual launch of the nuke, but despite the orders, he refused to confirm and he basically prevented nuclear war.

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Lσrd Drαgσ 2020-09-30 21:00:49

I must say you make some of the best videos that can be watched over the whole internet

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Dante 2020-09-19 00:43:44 (edited 2020-09-19 00:44:12 )

22:35 That part gave me chills

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Mark Andrew Bryer 2020-09-07 02:20:17 (edited 2020-09-07 02:29:14 )

I'm so happy Whang mentioned your existence in a livestream a few weeks back. Since then i started with my first EmpLemon video Operation Red Herring: Further Down the Wormhole continued in backwards upload order till the VidCon (Q & A) video. At that point i decided to go to where it all started. I pressed sort by oldest and buckled my fuckle. I was not ready for the ear rape, but quickly your YTPs gave me that sense of discovery i had in my younger days finding the graffiti and punk scenes. With your back catalogue down i have reached this video and look forward to the continued journey through the Downward Spiral. Now off to EmperorLime, keep up the great work.

A few questions: 
What is your opinion on Empty Subscribers and what's your new average?
Do you think Mumkey deserves his own Geographic now even though you made a video on the subject already?

PS: Pretty sure GamerfromMars got inspired by your old videos. The day i watched your original BehindTheMeme video he uploaded his that night, as for the day i watched your school shooter rants he uploaded his youngest ever video.

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Charles 2020-07-31 06:52:20 (edited 2020-07-31 06:54:45 )

So after watching 5 of your videos it seems clear. You're one of the gods of YouTube. Your content is so damn good.
Update:... I wrote that comment before he used Videogame Dunkey as a sample... this shit is art.

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Treeizure 2020-10-20 23:43:17

I’m still impressed this man used a Dunkey quote to describe the evolution of warfare

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JustWowNick 2020-07-24 19:52:35 (edited 2020-07-24 20:43:34 )

Someone needs to nerf warfare, the meta is getting too strong.

Also, on a more serious note, despite the heavy subject matter this is may favorite edition to the Never Ever series. Phenomenal job.

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t3hFluff 2020-09-14 07:04:46

I just discovered you're channel due to memes but your history lesson here is very important. Thank you

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iSuckAtGamesGG 2020-08-17 09:18:38

2020: this year cant get any worse
1947-1991: welcome to the club

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Actic 2021-06-21 15:23:34

1939 - 1945: Anybody said something?

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VISTA GREAT 2021-09-09 15:35:46 (edited 2021-09-09 15:35:53 )

@Actic 1912-1933:

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VISTA GREAT 2021-11-19 01:17:54

@Stevesouas how about before the 90s?

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rykr 2020-08-03 23:23:50

23:00 that weatherscan music hit always works so goddamn well

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Weasel 2020-10-23 03:07:11

This reminds me of October 27th 1962 when a Russian submarine off the coast of Cuba was intercepted by a U.S ship which started to drop dummy depth charges on it to get it to surface. The submarine had an ICBM on board and no communication with the USSR. “ which would make it impossible to know if the war had started or not.” Usually there are two commanding officers on board of a submarine and the decision had to be unanimous on wether the missile should be launched or not. But it just so happened that there was a third officer on board, who instead of retiring chose to return to service and was placed on the submarine in this story. Both other officers who were normally on the submarine agreed that they should launch the missile. Putting him in a near identical situation to Petrov. He however disagreed with the other officers which caused the missile to not be launched and therefore preventing a nuclear war in a very similar way to Petrov.

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D Ke 2020-10-26 14:48:45 (edited 2020-10-26 14:50:24 )

It was a torpedo (ICBMs on submarines are not common even today) but otherwise quite correct. If anything what Arkhipov did was more significant than Petrov as there were others in the chain of command who could have prevented the launch if Petrov had not while Arkhipov was quite literally the last man standing.

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David Rodrigues 2020-08-02 23:48:13

I always cry at the end of EmpLemons videos.

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Toothpaste 2020-08-04 16:17:54 (edited 2020-08-04 16:22:21 )

there are over 2 billion people who believe in a god
do you think any of them stopped to thing that we were the gods?
that's such a chilling quote

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Water Drinker 2020-08-13 02:51:23

I can’t stress how much I love this video and this channel

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Kilroy was Here 2020-11-08 00:07:55

It would be amazing to meet this man

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Kelper Moon 2020-09-02 19:37:47

Hi, my names Stanislav Petrov and your probably wondering how i got into this mess...

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Infinite Beak 2020-10-11 13:55:33

This is as good or better than a lot of professional made documentaries by actual production companies

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Jonathan Elliott 2020-11-05 05:56:50

This video is incredible. Without a doubt one of the best documentaries I've ever watched.

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SwaggerNauts365 2020-08-06 05:55:55

Never stop making never evers. Greatest series on youtube.

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Veronica Daugherty 2020-08-13 05:03:38

And are we going talk about Stanislav Petrov without mentioning Vasili Arkhipov who during the Cuban missile crisis stoped the firing of a nuclear torpedo?

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Ettrix 2020-10-24 11:55:24

Damn dude... the way you worked that Dunkey sample, and made it apply to atomic science, was awesome!

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theantgre 2020-11-06 17:30:52

Thanks, Emp. I'm using this video among other sources for my university exam :)

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Johnny 2020-09-06 11:07:06

Stanislav Petrov is literally the quote "One can save millions but millions can't save one" except he saved 4.7 billion people and all 4.7 billion people couldn't save him

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Mr. Mars 2020-10-29 03:23:57

Coincidentally, this is the least viewed video in the Never Ever series

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Ettrix 2020-10-24 12:01:03 (edited 2020-10-24 12:01:21 )

I'd also like commend you. That was one of the most creative ways , across all YouTube, that I have seen a NordVPN + Patreon Ad worked in (the way it should be done, fits the video, and keeps the entertainment level going)

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Zadamanim 2020-09-22 03:19:30

This is one of the best videos on all of YouTube.

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Pepe Viyuela 2020-08-10 23:43:26

Your content is just amazing. Extremely top quality... Fcking love your voice and videos. You're becoming my favourite content creator of this website..

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AaronThePerson 2020-11-03 23:19:35

Thought it was gonna be about one of the three dudes who went in Chernobyl and saved nearly all of Europe from radioactive clouds.

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kuszynier 2020-08-01 16:44:48

my god your content is so good I have no words I HAVE NO WORDS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS PERFECT

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MG1231 2020-07-30 00:24:27

This man legit used half life music in a Cold War documentary

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Crocmaster McGeezax 2020-11-01 22:41:36

Anyone who tells you anything about nuclear weapons other than that they're responsible for one of the most peaceful and productive periods in human history is tragically misinformed or has an agenda.

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Ben Bostic 2020-08-28 18:41:04

My dad actually works in Oak Ridge now as an engineer at Y-12. He has one of the coolest jobs in the world

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Phyco Buzzaxe21 2020-07-27 07:34:13

Humans had access to nuclear weaponry before compound bows

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nightracker kingmaker 2020-07-31 11:43:27

Man's greatest torture, being tricked by what you believe in most to making such a weapon it will destroy humanity as a whole.

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-Attack of the youtube copyright bots- 2020-09-28 21:39:08

the man who saved the world

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Dkangarew 1022 2020-09-10 18:38:25

I think that this is my favorite video on the internet truely a masterpeice

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Duh Tim 2020-11-08 16:00:29

This mans presentation and transition is so high above other youtubers

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Monty Boon 2020-08-05 14:12:16

Another man with the decision of nuclear war was varsille arkipov (butchered spelling i think) he was the captain of the submarine units in russia during the US blockade of cuba and decided to get on one because he wanted to know how well they were working and the route they were taking for getting around the US blockade to see Pros/Cons, This submarine was armed with a torpedo which had a nuclear tipped warhead ready to fire with the comformation of the 2 commanding officers. So this sub went beneath the blockade in which it had lost contact with Russia and was spotted by the blockade via radar, to get the attention of the sub the US dropped a dummy explosive in the water which would do no harm had it made contact, believing War had broken out and with their contact with russia severed, they had the decision of wether to fire the torpedo, the 2 commanding officers in charge of the decision both were in favour of firing the torpedo, however Because Arkipov was on board he was also required to decide, he decided they should resurface inside communication lines instead in which they could contact russia to gain conformation to attack. And thats the reason your living, one mans decision to get on the submarine that had he not gotten on would have started nuclear war shows how lucky we are

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Feng Yuan Kwik 2020-07-31 11:20:01

love the dunkey voice clip, amazing editing:3

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John Doe 2020-08-04 00:16:24

The use of the Half Life 1 ost is one of the best parts of this.

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Repugnant_ _ 2020-10-30 03:42:13

I've marked may 19th in my calendar as stan petrov day, I wont forget him.

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Gamey 2021-12-15 17:07:37

Ey thats my birthday

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Sevelyn 2020-09-26 06:49:11

I just realized it's probably the 37th anniversary of this event.

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David Getui 2020-09-08 03:59:10

Happy birthday Stanislav petrov!

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Andres Ramirez 2020-07-31 16:27:16

It's funny to picture a alternate reality where Petrov did launch the missiles

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shodanxx 2020-09-10 08:45:47

We can only hope it nevers happens again that a single man has the possibility to destroy the humanity with a single decision.

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Mason Wade 2020-09-09 01:02:11

I think it is fair to say that Stanislav Petrov is the man who saved the world by not ending it.

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Myles H 2020-08-23 08:40:43

24:23 Music is "The Healer Stalks" from the Doom II soundtrack.

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Poop 2020-09-08 04:44:42

i live in south east tn and oak ridge is not far from me. i also had a nutty econmics teacher that liked to tell stories of his youth about being a bouncer that collected fake id's from people that failed to get into bars and kept all the fake id's. he even had a clip from mtv that proved his story. (and gave himself a little credibility in my eyes) he also told us one time he lost his dog in a park near east ridge ridge and came upon glowing mushrooms and was confronted by men in hazmats suits.
he couldn't prove that one though.

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Wowerine 2020-08-11 09:03:31

Thanks, Stanislav!

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BOB poop 2020-09-20 08:09:33

I can to see a well made independent documentary after seeing a comment on a coca-cola commercial. I left crying with existential dread. Thank you.

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Joe Stanton 2020-08-23 05:18:01

The beginning was actually gut wrenching

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Jonah Petitt 2020-10-09 00:35:50

Thank you stanislav petrov

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James Myco 2020-08-28 11:50:44

Beautiful video. Thank you

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Hattmannen 2020-10-09 19:50:41

Great video.

Could've atleast mentioned Arkhipov tho

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Derek_DrummMm 2020-08-26 00:58:13

I wish i could like this video a thousand times

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Yomom12388 2020-09-20 12:08:59

That Pulp Fiction clip with the Tsar Bomba visualization... Holy fucking shit. You’re my new favorite creator.

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Dead Children Playing 2020-10-20 22:31:46

"there may"
freaking chilling.

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Nemezio 2020-10-09 16:37:18

Vasili Arkhipov also saved the world in 1962

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dr.faustus 2020-10-24 02:40:10

The ending gave me fucking chills

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JellyMonster 2020-09-20 21:03:24

Your the only youtuber I think deserves more subs

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CalgarGTX 2020-08-22 20:29:07 (edited 2020-08-22 20:51:26 )

25:58 the newspaper has an article about US oil consumption being stupid high and how they should stop building windowed towers and shopping malls, 50 years later nobody still has gotten that memo...
EDIT : People shouldn't think that because the number of warheads has been reduced we are less at risk than before, quite the opposite in fact. Modern missiles and warheads are more capable, harder to intercept, more accurate, each missile carries dummy warheads to fool counter-measures and several real warheads to make sure that the target gets obliterated even if one or several warheads fail. Oh and the TNT equivalent of each warhead has gotten bigger too. THAT is why they can make do with less overall weapons because that make them cheaper to maintain and stockpile, with less risk of them going missing... those treaties were a farce and more unstable countries have gotten access to nukes as well.

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kate 2020-10-11 20:00:27

this is actually the best video on youtube

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emiliano zamora 2020-08-21 03:23:28

To think there is a alternate universe where all of us would never exist, the world would have ended, and life as we know it would all end

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Gronite Serpent 2020-09-27 22:20:03 (edited 2020-09-27 22:20:48 )

There may never be a downward spiral like emplemon

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taintedtapper 2020-09-26 12:37:15

thank u for telling me that if a YouTube Pooper can graduate to some of the coolest documentary/video essays, anything
can happen

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Swagger Dagger 2020-08-14 19:51:04

If the Hawaii guy was in Petrov's place...

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Ariana 2020-11-02 09:40:34 (edited 2020-11-02 09:53:41 )

30:10 Not exactly a good description of Great Filters. There are considered to be many many Great Filters, only one of which is self destruction at the hands of the species own technological advancement. When you say "The Great Filter" and then discuss the self destruction of a race, you make it sound like that is the extent of the theory of Great Filters. Could have just said "Great FilterS", plural, and said that ONE of them is self destruction. Self destruction is not the only reason we dont see other intelligent species everywhere we look...
But other than that, great video, seriously! A well earned like for sure!

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Joel Wenhardt 2020-09-04 20:14:20

Did you make Petrov the story episode four in tribute to the lost Pretty Good episode 4? Or am I just projecting?

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Mattias 2020-08-13 22:53:16

lol i was so caught off guard by the dunkey comparison that oddly makes a lot of sense

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8T7 2020-10-11 19:13:46

This should be on Netflix or Hulu.

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Danny Caracciolo 2020-10-16 21:45:13 (edited 2021-02-27 18:59:44 )

Stanislav Petrov took a gamble with the fate of the world and Humanity itself........... And he won............... This makes him the luckiest man in the history of the earth.

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Ken Tackett 2020-10-27 21:30:13

Watching this after reading a book called The Girls of Atomic City which showed life in Oak Ridge from the perspective of a number of the women working there.

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A Person 2020-08-29 23:38:29

A weapon to surpass Papa John

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An Amusing Idiot 2020-09-12 22:55:35

'Nuclear Bombs: When you push the game to it's limit.'

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Tyrese Johnson 2020-10-01 15:17:53

22:33 legit scared me

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Ciaran Is THE BEST 2020-12-19 04:18:17

Me too bro

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Bonjour Jacobs 2020-09-27 10:36:19

your video's production quality is so much better than television.

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zachary klincko 2020-08-05 23:23:34

we basically would be in fallout rn with my stannis the mannis

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Grimkahn 2020-08-05 03:09:01

Repeat after me, The only winning move-

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iSuckAtGamesGG 2020-08-17 09:02:26

"scientist were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"

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D B 2020-11-06 21:14:42

Jesus, I love your content.

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Meowdab 2020-09-27 01:14:48

I want a Never Ever episode on Undertaker

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Ryu Kusanagi 2020-08-11 10:06:58

11:02 and here we may have the Best Out of Context Use of Dunkey ever made

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Yoshimallow _ 2021-07-17 16:56:37 (edited 2021-07-17 16:57:31 )

Indeed. I basically have that whole bit memorized verbatim.

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MUG Fan 2020-08-28 05:37:28

I think that this is my favorite video on YouTube

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MASKED the CREATOR 2020-07-29 19:28:20

When I first saw the title I thought it would be a video about Vasili Arkhipov

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UnknownRager96 2020-07-25 21:31:44

When EmpLemon doesn't make a video on you
*sad Vasili Arkhopov noises*

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Dr. Suckfudge 2020-08-27 15:59:26

I love all the Half-Life OST.

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Sam Dyke 2020-10-21 09:21:03

Incredible.

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Doc Holliday 2020-10-28 15:15:13

That path of borealis hit hard

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BOT Riley 2020-08-26 20:42:07

It really creeps me out how nonchalant Truman was about nuking Japan

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Neon Spartan 2020-07-31 06:10:08

Ahh yes the two victors of WW2 the US and USSR

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Mat860000 2020-08-12 15:21:15

the story of Vassili Arkhipov is very close to this one.

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ThunderChungus 2020-07-22 11:58:37

The best comrade of comrades

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MUSTARD _OWL 2020-08-10 17:39:13

I love this

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Something64 Official 2020-09-02 12:54:36

Am I the only one who knew about him before watching this video?

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LET’S TALK ABOUT 2020-11-06 00:16:35

Where can I find the Chernobyl call, it sound horrifying and interesting.

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Tony Montana 2020-08-25 19:04:38 (edited 2020-08-25 19:08:32 )

I wouldve pressed the button almost immediately, what a fucking god stanislov was... Respect

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Astrospect 2020-08-11 02:38:46

You're documentary style videos are awesome dude. Thanks for the free content from the bottom of my black, lifeless heart.

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KLiMAX KiD 2020-08-07 11:59:31

I can respect that you put half life music in the video

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Arionid 2020-09-11 12:00:11

Everyone: noooo you cant just start WWIII

me: haha button go click

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Teddly 2020-10-04 10:53:25

I love the Local 58 references and Dunkey cameo

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Danny Sodano 2020-10-06 11:11:25

Incredibly well produced as always. Unsubscribed

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-Attack of the youtube copyright bots- 2020-09-28 21:42:28

he died for us

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ultrahenk 2020-09-22 08:37:08 (edited 2020-09-22 08:38:16 )

Wasn't this supposed to be the lost episode of Pretty Good?

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the real mr mago907 2020-10-14 00:31:29

i have become death destroyer of worlds Robert Oppenheimer the inventor of the first nuclear bomb

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GoogleSucks 2020-09-29 23:56:59

How did China get so powerful?

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Gringo moderfoquer 2020-08-24 13:18:11

The last thing I would expect from this video is a Dunkey quote

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Kimg Komg 2020-08-26 19:04:33

Britain would've survived

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Lushe 2020-10-21 18:54:39

There will never ever be another show like never ever

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Liam McNicholas 2020-08-03 14:52:24

This is the same man behind Frying Nemo.

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Miles Long 2020-09-30 23:35:52

Just wanna take this moment to condemn Tankies

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Winnie the Fooh 2020-08-04 06:00:35

8:04 chilling intro

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F1 Bobby 2020-10-12 21:42:33

Reminds me of Black Ops Cold War.

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Freakmenn 2019-07-07 20:16:33

Everyone has already said this but this series is fantastic. Great job as always Emp.

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Rai Aqila 2019-07-11 12:50:01

Children: Duck and Cover!
10 Megaton Nuclear bomb: VISIBLE FRUSTRATION

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Doom58 2019-07-15 11:27:43

A History videos not complete without a polandball commenter

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TheDoomslayer 121 2019-07-17 01:56:15

10 megaton nuke: SLAMS TABLE

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ACErusea 2019-07-25 22:46:17

Children: Duck and Cover!
Hydrogen bomb: I don't think so

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C Porter 2019-08-02 18:37:11

for some reason, people like to think that we told our kids "If you duck and cover, you will survive and everything will be fine." No one said that, it is your fault to think that. We had said from the very beginning that it all depends on your Location to the blast. Duck And Cover is just the 1st step of many.

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Chaos 2019-08-05 11:02:14

@C Porter Monke

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Evan Merwin 2019-08-13 23:55:32

@C Porter lol yeah a blast went off, instead of going to the underground bunker just duck and cover

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C Porter 2019-08-14 00:03:38

@Evan Merwin But that's not what they said. That's what people want you to beleive they said.

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Gorka 2019-10-01 18:50:34

You sound like the guy who would have pressed the button

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C Porter 2019-10-01 19:30:12

@Gorka sorry if it sounds like that, but I just hate how people Actually Beleive that Duck And Cover doesn't work.

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Dylan_Not_Dillon 2019-10-01 23:01:23

“Duck and Cover children”
I.C.B.M: I’m about to end these children’s whole lives.

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Buscat 2019-10-14 08:09:50

The duck and cover program was informed by observing the outcomes of Japanese survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Obviously if you're at ground zero you're screwed, but it didn't take much distance from there before the difference between being caught in the flash or being slightly sheltered meant the difference between life and death.

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C Porter 2019-10-14 12:29:41

@Buscat there we go. Someone who knows it too!

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Balpindo 2019-10-18 14:08:48

@Doom58 suprisingly enough,this guy isnt polish

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Rai Aqila 2020-07-07 09:39:48

By the way, what's the song at the end?

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• cuppajj • 2020-08-14 18:37:30

@C Porter r/woooosh

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true romani 2020-10-02 11:54:54

he act
he protec
but above all



he does not report the attac

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Haris 2019-07-09 12:54:52

18:41 "the us and russia are sepearted by 5000 miles"
Alaska And Siberia: am i a joke to you

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Bakaroons 2019-07-16 09:52:23

Lol i suppose he's going by capital

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sssawfish 2019-07-16 21:00:14 (edited 2019-07-19 14:39:33 )

Alaska and Siberia are known to mostly be wastelands of cold and wildlife, maybe less with Alaska but still

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Haris 2019-07-17 06:14:12

@sssawfish i know, but it doesn't stop them from being geographically close to each other

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sssawfish 2019-07-19 14:39:18

Average Guy Whoops, typo

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MeowTheRainbowX 2019-07-25 18:44:17

All I can think when hearing Alaska and Siberia together is a combination of Tuvan and Inuit throat singing. Wouldn’t that be amazing to listen to?

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MeowTheRainbowX 2019-08-10 13:44:34

+Toori Baba Umm, you can find oil, mine coal or gold, cut down the coniferous trees for wood, test nuclear weapons away from civilization, study the wildlife, try not to disturb the natives who hold the land near and dear, rehearse missions to Mars, set up research stations, launch rockets, create early warning systems, etc.

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Tecwyn Jones 2019-09-23 23:24:08

@MeowTheRainbowX Yes, great, but when we're talking about nuclear war, are you seriously going to bomb a place with a population density of 0.5 per km^2 or are you going to bomb actual cities?

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hotmojoe 2019-09-25 21:08:29

@Toori Baba Do what the US did with the little islands we got in the pacific. Use it as a nuclear test site!!

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Dadgurt 2019-10-08 04:51:01

Got EEEEM!!!!

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MeowTheRainbowX 2019-10-10 02:10:52

+Tecwyn Jones Are you implying that the only valuable places are ones that can be bombed by nukes? I assume you’re not (since that would be ridiculous) and that I misunderstand you.

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TheLetterL ᨆ 2019-12-03 01:29:11

Toori Baba take advantage of the oil and be able to get to Washington state in a few hour boat ride from Ketchikan(my hometown) to northwest Washington.

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TheLetterL ᨆ 2019-12-03 01:30:04

Tecwyn Jones my town has like 12,000 people and it’s a small town

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Not FLAZ 2019-12-07 11:50:48 (edited 2019-12-14 23:11:18 )

you ever see something on youtube and feel guilty for watching it for free?
thanks emp.. May the spiral be in your favor.

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Salamander 2019-12-12 18:45:50 (edited 2019-12-12 18:45:58 )

You can always donate.

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Not FLAZ 2021-01-06 07:01:03

@Salamander i do ;)

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EZR 2021-02-10 09:57:43

No

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Kole GreyEyes 2020-09-11 02:04:04

I need someone to tell me the timestamps of the eas beeps in the video because those honestly scare me.

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Kole GreyEyes 2020-09-11 02:12:17

Nvm I found it
8:04 is where is starts
8:48 is when it ends

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xXx_AAA_xXx 2019-07-07 18:09:21

Let's hope so no other Stanislav Petrov is never ever needed again.

Another amazing and well put together video, EmpLemon, it's nice to enjoy your work.

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Jacob Ellison 2020-10-28 02:54:35

For just once, we were better than ants!

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First Name Last Name 2019-07-07 17:29:14

world peace is almost impossible. thank god petrov existed. nice video

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Red is dead 2020-08-14 00:22:17

I know that version of the american anthem, local 58 is terrifying

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Jorge Hernandez 2019-07-07 18:32:01

In Cuban middle crisis a Russian suarine heard some banging and thought it was nukes. 2 out of 3 people said it launch sub nukes and only one person said no. That guy also saved the word like Stan.

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Pirated Vegas Crashes Alot 2020-10-18 22:40:40

this video is fucking incredible

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typhoonfire8 2019-07-09 01:57:36

i literally just spent a good 5 minutes saying "wow", "holy shit", and "jesus christ" while laughing in pure awe of how good this video was and the fact it was this good for all 2,497 seconds of it. didn't even skip the outro and was still watching and paying attention and loving, basically, the comedown of this video.








im also decently high which just made this video so much more powerful and interesting

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Russel Justine Burgos 2020-08-25 17:37:21 (edited 2020-08-25 17:37:35 )

10:20 what is the name of the song in the background?

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Chatian 2019-07-07 16:49:44 (edited 2019-07-07 17:32:37 )

stanislav petrov wasn't as strong as








death is the permanent cessation of all biological functions that sustain a living organism






seriously though, this is genuinely one of the most beautiful videos i've ever seen, i cried a good 5 times while watching it, honestly, death is the beauty, death is the good, life is the ugly, and the bad, but to get to death, we must go through life, and everyone must go through life, two things:


think of death at least once daily


and remember that stanislav is the reason you can think of death

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Frosty Wasp 2019-07-07 17:39:58

everyday i think is Death the true ending ?... or just another door to the unknown ?

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Chatian 2019-07-07 17:55:49

@Frosty Wasp death is the road, your soul is the driver, life is the car, and the destination is nirvana


what we call death is just our soul stopping for gas

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Blaster .M 2019-07-07 18:31:53

but when we die doesn't the brain stops functioning and our bodies turn into soil?

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popopop984 2019-07-07 18:43:20

Chatian Death is stupid.

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Blackjack 2019-07-07 18:47:04

Momento mori

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JakeSpacePirate E 2019-07-07 18:57:49

@Chatian Hey Chatian, remember me?

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Chatian 2019-07-07 20:06:01

@Blaster .M there's the thing that's you besides the brain, your consciousness is not physical, at least not to me

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Chatian 2019-07-07 20:06:12

@JakeSpacePirate E yeah

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Noah carter 2019-07-08 03:06:41

I love how you used the editing tricks you learned making YTPs to create masterpieces like this. Keep it up!

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retsz 2019-07-07 22:00:26

Damn dude, from YTP to legit, quality, thoughtful videos. You've come a long way baby

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Zorgor 32 2020-07-31 17:11:43

The dunky part... just chapó

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Alex Greb 2020-08-18 22:09:56

Didn't know Google maps was a thing in the 60s. Damn.

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Dave2.0 2019-07-08 12:56:28

i am 100% genuine when i say this is a really great video. you can be proud of this video. the quality is outstanding. you did a good job. i will be looking forward to more videos like this if you decide to keep making them.

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gaby 2020-07-14 18:50:47 (edited 2021-05-09 15:36:50 )

the "Как вы думаете, Бог остается на небесах, потому что он тоже живет в страхе за то, что он создал?” in the description translates to
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he created?

I could not agree more.

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DragosBox 2019-07-08 06:13:49

This video proves that Never Ever is the spiritual successor of Jon Bois's Pretty Good
You're doing a stellar job, Emp

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Atavy 2020-10-23 22:15:11

Using the local 58 music for the interval was a nice touch

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Ashley 2019-07-07 22:26:37

As a non-American, I knew only vaguely about the events of the cold war as it was barely mentioned in my history classes. This video was extremely helpful in regards to that. Thank you EmpLemon.
Also, Hooooly shit, we were that close to nuclear annihilation?

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13th Hour 2019-07-08 07:28:20

Yes and many more times.

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Filip Rebro 2020-10-24 07:05:20

You know, i wonder what would happen if USSR liberated western Europe

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Golag Is watching you 2020-10-30 22:43:39

''liberated''

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LlamaMusicChannel 2020-07-30 10:28:46

Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing

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Jac Thwakk 2019-07-11 04:51:56 (edited 2019-07-11 04:54:33 )

"Crazy to think that this generation's Ken Burns started out making YouTube Poops."
-people in the 2020s

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Anarchist Edgelord 2020-02-05 00:45:33

Can confirm.

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JJC 2020-10-06 00:58:33

Is never ever the new pretty good, cause it seems like it

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OF clown 2020-10-16 07:59:56

not like jon bois makin pretty good anymore, and never ever is a pretty good stand in

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a human being from the earth 2019-09-15 22:42:52

this will probably sound silly, but i want to thank you for making this video. it was one of the most engaging, informative, and moving things i have ever seen on youtube. as another comment below me said, it feels almost criminal that i can watch this for free.

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Kusko Kun 2020-11-01 02:56:26

when you have a more that 99% like to dislike ratio ;

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Empolé the Taco 2020-11-03 10:06:14

What version of id like to teach the world to sing is this?

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R3n3gad3 2019-07-08 00:07:53

1960s - War on Communism
1970s - War on Nukes
1980s - War on Drugs
1990s - War on Pollution
2000s - War on Terror
2010s - War on Us

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Wayne Sanford 2019-07-08 01:27:44

Im afraid of what the 2020's hold

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Wildfire悪魔 2019-07-08 01:56:02

@Wayne Sanford war on us, part 2

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Patrick Lloyd 2019-07-08 03:02:56

@Wayne Sanford War on Us: Actual War Boogaloo.

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Cyber Coltz 2019-07-08 03:48:09

2020s - War on our Thoughts

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Sachiko Broomfield 2019-07-08 05:02:07

2030s Furries take over europe

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Kneight 2019-07-08 06:49:43

2040 - War on Furries
2050 - War on Non-Furries

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Lelouch 2019-07-08 07:14:50

@Kneight2060: War on Aliens

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Hauntological Wittgensteinian 2019-07-08 08:00:18

@Kneight inshallah

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Bobby Grossman 2019-07-08 08:49:50

Kneight I hate what that entails

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Lelouch 2019-07-08 08:59:08

@Bobby Grossman 2077- Cyberpunk 2 is released.

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The PineApple 2019-07-08 10:14:55

@Sachiko Broomfield Now things are getting interesting

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Isacraft 24 2019-07-08 11:27:04

@Sachiko Broomfield "I don't like where this is going" - JonTron.

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AcidHydra101 2019-07-08 13:01:20

2020s - Canada Rises
2030s - Earth is Canada. North America is North Canada, South America is South Canada, Europe is Canada 2, Africa is Wide Canada, Asia is East Canada, Antarctica is Antarctic Canada, and Oceania/Australia is Southwest Canada or Down-Under Canada.
Earth itself is Canada.

Source: I'm Canadian.

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Dinosaurus Rex 2019-07-08 13:14:11

@Wayne Sanford China, probably.

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Dario Ferretti 2019-07-08 15:41:49

@AcidHydra101 I'm italian and I unironically would love this.

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Vermin 2019-07-08 16:18:06

2050s - War on Astroid rainfalls

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Spiral God King 2019-07-08 17:35:52

@AcidHydra101 Yeah, keep dreamin' canunook...

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AcidHydra101 2019-07-08 18:31:24

@Spiral God King It's canuck, and it's called a joke.

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Spiral God King 2019-07-08 18:39:22

@AcidHydra101 I'm joking too, man.

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AcidHydra101 2019-07-08 19:44:31

@Spiral God King Understandable

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Aratharr 2019-07-09 00:26:46

2010 was more of the war on privacy, with edward snowden leaks, facebook and Cambridge Analytica (hell, fb in general), etc. I believe 2020 will be the war on thoughts/speech. It's probably already started

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Zorro9129 2019-07-09 04:55:51

2020s - War on Europa

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Espeon 2020-10-10 23:28:46

Nice Dunkey reference! Nice video!

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roberto 2019-08-04 03:11:24

One of the greatest videos I’ve seen, beautifully directed, written, and edited. Thank you for this masterpiece, Emp.

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Delta225 2019-07-07 18:00:03

The way you use memes is just amazing, unlike anyone I have ever seen. You use them in a way so subtle that even those that have never visited YouTube in their life could still get the point you're trying to make, and for those that do get it, it's a pleasant surprise instead of making the viewer cringe. The way you used audio from one of Dunkey's videos to convey public opinion on the dominant strategies in each war, saying how a nuclear weapon had the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire city as a subtle reference to Toy Story, and your use of Google Earth and NUKEMAP to convey the size of each explosion.


You know a video is good when the change in size from Hiroshima to Tsar Bomba legitimately made me say, out loud, "woah!"

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Bo M 2020-10-01 23:36:20

"...boarded the Enola Gay.."

Me:. Hah, he said gay

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:10:34

That's like the one instance where hearing the word Gay is kinda hard to laugh at .....

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Snidbert 2019-07-10 07:47:20 (edited 2019-07-25 01:41:20 )

I haven’t felt this much existential dread since last time I watched a Kurzgesagt video

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Nope DoubleNope 2020-02-01 01:56:01

Have you watched exurb1a?

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jackie thompson 2020-09-06 20:11:59

DEER PARK drinking water...the next evil empire

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Edy the lurker 2020-08-08 04:07:09

It's ok the people who died don't matter

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Nathan Murphy 2019-07-08 15:51:57

Love this style of video! Definitely would love to see more of these. Keep up the good work! 💪🏻

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Kyle H 2020-08-11 00:11:22

666k views on the video about nuclear annihilation.

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KKenan K 2019-07-07 17:00:42 (edited 2019-07-07 17:02:30 )

I Wrote an assignment about Stanislav Petrov a week ago For School. A nice coincidence. :D

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FooJay 2020-10-28 04:43:20

the half life music tho

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Lukas Noecker 2020-10-29 17:48:45

This video reminds me of Jon Bois.

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Daniel Savitz 2021-03-02 14:47:38

I wonder if that's why this is the 4th episode of the series.....

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Webbot10 2019-07-08 08:08:11

Though I'm just happen to be Russian and not anyhow connected with Petrov, I suddenly feel humbled.

Thank you. Your work is amazing.

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Just A Fan 2019-07-17 00:47:50

Not many of us can admit that we were not humbled watching this video.

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Psychlops 924 2020-10-18 06:40:47 (edited 2020-10-18 06:41:05 )

What’s the difference between the USA and USSR? The USA could coexist in the same world as the USSR. The USSR could not.

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Brown95 2020-07-01 05:37:14 (edited 2020-07-01 05:43:42 )

My sincerest salutations go to you, Mister Petrov.

More than having been the most powerful person in modern history, you sir are the one true tovarich.

/O

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CancerousCornDog 2020-09-11 17:56:14

wow.

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STEVE PETERMAN 2020-07-29 20:36:15

Worst thing humans ever did was split the atom and create the deadliest element to humanity ever

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DJ SoupStain 2020-10-24 22:22:04 (edited 2020-10-24 22:23:16 )

He put the Soviet spy named Igor on a pink background hehe

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Sunwave 2019-07-14 22:58:58

Pretty good video, but Chernobyl had less of an impact on nuclear disarmament than the TV movie The Day After giving a President Reagan strong pause about continued nuclear buildup. With the controversy over Pershing missiles in Europe (later withdrawn), the concept of eliminating a class of nuclear weapons became politically feasible and expedient. So the Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (now defunct, but the current spat is over cruise missles which have comparitively negligible value relative to IRBMs) came into effect and gave momentum to nuclear disarmament and current strategic postures (roughly 2.5k deployed warheads each for US and Russia among a nuclear triad) which now tend towards counterforce (military/command targets) rather than countervalue (economic/population targets) as a result of a smaller number of more accurate weapons making disarming first strikes on enemy nuclear forces far more feasible and attractive. In essence, nuclear war is more decisively winnable than ever.

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John 2019-07-07 23:10:57

Fess up Emp, you just wanted to make a video about the cold war.

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Butch Deloria 2019-07-08 07:03:40

Its a very interesting topic.

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The PineApple 2019-07-08 10:13:47

A more strange time, I do not know

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notachannle 2019-07-08 11:58:11

the framing was powerful and it fit the series anyway

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Jon Shah 2020-09-03 17:38:53

whats the painting at 24:19

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Higgins Walsan 2019-08-31 16:03:01

That’s terrifying. We almost had a real life version of Dr. Strangelove occur...and nobody even knows about it.

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B G 2020-06-29 13:08:54 (edited 2020-06-29 13:09:08 )

I'm going to make sure my kid sees this when she's old enough. You're a legend, Emp

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Vincent Keehl 2020-08-15 17:51:18

I cannot believe you connected this to dunkey

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mrjanemba 2020-08-01 19:21:25

....did emplemon just fucking local 58 me?

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StormCloudTheory 2019-08-06 02:54:08

I'd like to buy Stanislav Petrov a Coke for saving the world.

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User 2019-11-08 04:23:16

he's dead now

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GodBloodSpilla 2020-02-05 11:44:13

Coniver Divide nawww,really?

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User 2020-02-05 20:27:59

@GodBloodSpilla yep, unfortunately he passed away in 2018

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Adam P. 2020-04-16 11:05:56

I'd probably buy Stan Petrov something that has significant meaning to him. Something that would have reminded him of the incident, and how critical he was to saving humanity.

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TaipeiJoey101 2020-06-01 23:11:24

Ethereal Coke

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aydan khaliq 2020-06-10 16:22:51

But if he was alive get him a pepsi not a coke.

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nexus thunder 2020-06-14 10:41:41

@aydan khaliq LMAO

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C Ra 2020-07-06 21:04:55

Take hime to a pizza hutt, will remind him of the last leader

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Jacob Floyd 2020-07-10 20:52:13

Just do it in heaven. Easy shit.

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Elegant Phish 2019-07-07 22:54:51

This is legitimately Oscar winning type shit. The video was so we'll made and thought me so much I forgot I was watching a YouTube video and thought I was watching an Oscar winning documentary. Great video keep it up

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Reed Plays Games 2020-10-16 17:16:46

BUSHIDO DIGNIFIED

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The Dark Soul 2019-12-05 10:07:48 (edited 2019-12-05 10:08:07 )

Very well put together, no wonder you hate the bland and repetitive type of content thats sploon fed to normies.

Very interesting, and my attention was 100% focused on the subject/topic

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Daniel Hanson 2020-08-01 08:42:25

Political power comes out of the barrel of a gun.

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Gamer Idiot 2020-09-18 12:43:48

I don't like people who say Japan surrendered because of the nukes

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lakamokolaka 2019-07-07 20:24:02

I did not expect a history lesson from this channel but I love it

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Player 2 2019-07-07 17:01:45 (edited 2019-07-07 19:31:34 )

Holy crap this is great!

And that dunkey quote is so fitting

Edit: My god I just finished it, this is the best thing you have ever made

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Xenronnify 2021-08-23 20:12:01

hail hydration

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Locantora 2020-08-09 03:22:21

11:04 my favorite game is outside

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Micro P. 2021-01-03 01:44:15

i whould have sent the nukes thb

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The pyschedelic project 2021-09-08 03:44:11

Happy b-day once again.

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Yuti 2020-07-14 21:52:32

Can we all just appreciate how much work was put into this?
One man made this whole video, he wrote, edited and made this
And it’s basically television level quality
Emp is truly an amazing content creator
He practices what he preaches

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Jose Casas 2020-05-18 04:10:21

I think you're one of the best creators on this platform, i've already seen all this series and it's so perfect

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Joshua G 2020-05-30 17:30:46

I really hope that the amount of views compared to other videos in this series doesn't deter you from making more content like this. In my opinion this has been your greatest video you have made to date and I look forward to more like it.

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Thumb 2020-05-08 10:01:55

This channel qualifies as being amongst the greatest on the entire website.

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Nathan Boatright 2020-05-24 19:05:35

I done a project on this man for school. I believe he's the most important man who lived that no one knows about.

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Murray Stenhouse 2020-06-10 19:48:38

Ever since hearing of him two years ago I post on the anniversary of his death, thanking him. Maybe it would be more appropriate to post on his birth, as he allowed me to be born, but I have only the utmost respect for this man. He, and he alone, prevented death on an unimaginable scale. WWIII is yet to happen, all thanks to one man

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The Saint Edgelord 2020-05-03 17:59:10

It is incredibly sad that this is the least viewed episode of never ever, when it is by far the most important, perhaps Mr. Petrov just has this effect in a sense of grand irony by the universe

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Bendy Snowball 2020-05-30 17:36:22

I actually teared up a little bit knowing that I will never be able to thank Stanislav Petrov for what he did. What an amazing guy. I guarantee that if anybody else had been in his position, you wouldn't exist.

I guess all I can do is be thankful that Stanislav Petrov, as he himself put it "I was simply doing my job and I did it well".

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Victor Varas 2020-05-17 01:08:36

The end makes me cry everytime. We were so close. Thanks for your work Emp

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hert_man 2020-06-29 04:10:57

imagine fighting with guns and bomvs and shit and then the enemy summons a tiny sun on one of your cities

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Big Lenin 2020-07-17 06:58:26

That was an incredibly power ending. Bringing up Hawaii. Very powerful indeed.

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Wobbmin 2020-07-11 04:13:45

22:45 This part is honestly terrifying.

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Ernesto Acosta 2020-05-02 15:39:18

It’s crazy that he doesn’t consider himself a hero, when if there was someone else at that same time and scenario with all the current tension then maybe the world would cease to exist. He truly had mercy for his fellow man, and was willing to let his home die without justice in order to see that the nuclear age would calm down to a halt

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Trilly Locke 2020-04-28 07:45:11

I like that before even watching this, I know this man, and his importance in history.
Heck yeah. This is going to be good.

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Guivi 2020-05-04 01:25:04

IM HOLDING BACK TEARS THIS VIDEO WAS SO POWERFUL

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LegitToaster 2020-07-10 06:26:41 (edited 2020-07-10 06:29:22 )

This is incredibly well-edited, there are so many little details (and jokes of course).

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Ernesto Acosta 2020-06-06 03:10:16

Tbh if I was a history teacher I would show this to my students if we ever had a day to watch a video

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Bethany Lowe 2020-06-26 16:09:56

Oddly, in a sense, Stanislav Petrov is the closest individual we have to a traditional god. On the press of a button, he had the power to annihilate the majority of natural life, and even if he didn't have control over what he would cause, he had such a degree of power, that he is the closest we can say to a man who truly is a god. I'm not trying to say that a cult should be started. I'm trying to say the ideology of a benevolent god is truly, really, a reflection of the deepest parts of human nature, and even if we have the capacity to destroy, we have equal capacity to create, to give, and to be kind to all, be they our own in species, in colour, in political spectrum, in gender, in anything. All lives are as one, for all lives matter so much, every one with the power to do so much. Our enemy is not, in truth, ourselves, or the people whom we differ from. Our enemy is who we were, and our aspiration must be who we wish to become, then we shall be destroyed. International nuclear disarmament is not a matter of fighting as a political party, a religion, a group, but as a species, and for the good of all life that is, and ever will be, we must stop our conflicts, shake hands with our fellows and neighbours, and resolve the fractured nature of our own societies which drive us apart, or risk annihilation. We must stand together, or we shall not stand at all.

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KATintheBLACK 2020-06-01 23:26:08 (edited 2020-06-01 23:29:52 )

I love books and games about nuclear fallout, post-apocalypse. But man I felt kinda scared when my family in Hawaii sent a text to all of us saying they loved us. It must’ve kinda felt like that constantly decades ago

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HejjoDude 2020-06-06 19:11:29 (edited 2020-06-06 21:22:43 )

14:36 - 14:56 That’s just... I haven’t the ability to utter the words to describe how overpowering that quote is. That is deep. Truly deep.

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Alex 2020-06-29 01:25:14

I know that we currently throw around a lot of names to remember. But if you can remember the name Stanislav Petrov, or even Stan P., the lesson from one man can extend to a million and one lessons on why we are here and who we are.
A million and one ways to hate people who we have never met.
A million and two ways to find a reason that we are in this together.
To quote a top comment from the next video in this series,
"If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we would find in them enough sorrow and suffering to disarm our hostility" - Henry Longfellow

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brainfreak 2020-05-04 14:14:13

It's really interesting how someone who came from making YTP developed into someone who makes interesting documentaries about various subjects.

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Dunsparce Meta 2020-07-13 18:16:08

That Dunkey quote sent chills down my spine. I can't believe how well placed that was.

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:15:11

Only Emplemon can make a Dunkey Quote send chills down your spine

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OG Wei Xian 2020-05-05 17:10:35

may he rest in peace and he shall not be forgotten

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Seth1299 2020-07-13 05:22:52

The way you used samuel l jackson's monologue to precede the tzar bomba detonation gave me chills. Excellent use of audio!

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Jett Ronin 2020-05-29 14:44:46

watching this you can tell that this is one of the most important videos on the internet in some way or another

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gg_Zay 2020-05-05 21:54:42

idk how i didnt realize it before, but the excerpt from Videogamedunkey fits so beautifully in this video, and im so glad that syou had the foresight and understanding to use that quote. You are such an awesome fucking youtuber bro, i love your content. Keep doing what you doing for all of us. Much love from California.

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planescaped 2020-05-16 03:35:58 (edited 2020-05-16 03:36:13 )

37:30 I've been saying this for years. I wish more people would see it.

Thanks to your video a lot more people did.

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djentlover 2020-05-29 21:19:36

Holy fuck this was incredible. Made me emotional

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philipcy 2020-05-29 20:04:34

You are such an amazing creator, these videos are miraculous.

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Yulia Klimenko 2020-05-19 02:23:55

Well... we actually know him well in Russia. He is in history books and this episode is often mentioned in documentaries. As a Russian, I really appreciate you made this video. Not just because the hero was Russian, but because nowadays it is important to remind the power of propaganda. We are all people. We are all the same at the end of the day :) Peace!

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PR P 2020-07-15 19:48:45

Legit left tears in my eyes

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Hana Diva 2020-05-19 11:07:21

A lot of ppl: Wow, this guy saved us.
Me: Это же тот дядька из 5 подъезда!

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Ernesto Acosta 2020-05-01 16:52:30

I’d like to think that Stanislav Petrov is in heaven thinking more about his decision as he sees humanity and its potential from the afterlife

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The Hat wearing Servant 2020-05-19 12:42:23

Real heroes don't call themselves heroes. If they perform an action that the people see as heroic, they will be deemed heroes by those people. This man is certainly a hero to me, because i feel like he comes the closest to being an example of a hero who truly saved the world from total annihilation by themselves.

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ct3000 2020-07-06 23:16:26

Using a dunkey speech about games breaking as a metaphor creating the atomic bomb is probably the smartest thing anyone has done ever.

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Ian Lindblom 2020-07-07 03:21:16

had goosebumps at the end and shed a graceful tear

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w1ndex 2020-05-13 09:44:44

My great aunts both worked at Oak Ridge when it first opened. My brother has their plaques for being part of the first 250 people to work there helping with the American atomic effort. They both died of cancer.

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FranzG 2020-06-04 07:27:10 (edited 2020-06-04 07:29:22 )

EmpLemon is one of, if not the only youtuber, that i will watch in-video ads for.

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JWil42 2020-05-12 05:09:04

“The US and Russia are 500 miles apart”
Bering Strait: Am I a joke to you?

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Texas Forever 2020-07-04 05:37:08

Even if we had really attacked and he failed to launch a retaliation it would of still happened because of the Dead Hand system the Soviets set up. If if signals were disrupted between the Dead Hand computer and the communication center, it would automatically assume the Soviet Union had suffered a nuclear attack and it would automatically retaliate with all available weapons.

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Ikelos 2020-06-02 16:05:47

There will never come any sort of understanding between people, so long as conflicts for each group's right to self-determination are obscured behind easy and empty platitudes about "prejudice".
Humanity came close to the brink of annihilation to determine where to go as a species, to say that this conflict took place because the two sides just kind of didn't vibe with each other, is ridiculous.

Besides that, if Stanislav Petrov was as you said "the protocol", it's hard to paint the US as "the evil empire with no regard for human life".
One man of no importance was "the protocol" that stood between humanity and nuclear annihilation.
If this story is to be believed, the Soviet Union as a whole was irredeemably evil, the kind of evil that sprouts from utter stupidity and that cannot be reasoned with.
If it is true.

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DMadd519 2020-06-23 07:08:50 (edited 2020-06-23 07:18:13 )

it’s 2:09 am, and now i’m scared lol
btw i learned of another day during the cuban missile crisis that could’ve ended the world. it was october 27th, 1962. a soviet leader in a submarine thought the united states was attacking them, and 2 out of the 3 people on board agreed to attack, expect that leader. because he didn’t say yes, they couldn’t continue.
edit: here’s where i learned that https://youtu.be/BR1q9MRwHdQ

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Retr0 2020-05-06 07:23:32

When the Hawaiian official said "I was just following orders" I freaked out.

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Jack 01101110 01100101 01110010 01100100 2021-01-27 00:37:17

Good soldier

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winter 2020-06-19 17:48:24

i still wish there was more videos like this

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MR. Bucket 2020-06-28 01:37:25

If anyone is wondering why the mushroom cloud for the tsar bomba illustration looks weird and flat, simple.
The explosion was so fucking big the mushroom cloud that resulted reached the atmosphere and as a result spread outwards as it couldnt keep going vertical

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Destroy Ihosh 2020-07-01 03:24:44 (edited 2020-07-01 03:25:28 )

Dude i discover your channel because of thevideo you made with Internet Historian about YTP and i didn't expect this kind of content from your part. Amazing video, the transitions and the music are so on point. "I've come looking for copper but i find gold" xD saludos desde Costa Rica uwu

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Obeese _Monkey69 2020-05-26 23:45:44

I wish they taught history like this haha this is so engaging

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7tambu 2020-04-28 06:43:14

This is absolutely your best video. You are truly an Emperor I would die for. バンザイ🎌

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Hotel? Trivago. 2020-05-09 04:32:59

I found the ending song perfectly fitting for the tone at the end. Amazing vid. Glad to have found you after watching your Spingebill vids years ago.

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DJ Salad 2020-05-29 17:51:34

I would look into Sergei Koralev for another one of these.

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Henrik Grimstad 2020-05-07 01:53:50

Thank you, Mr. Petrov

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Nick 2020-05-19 21:55:06

You should do one on vasili arkipov! Same story but arkipov was even more powerful

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clueless 2020-05-28 17:41:33

This video is powerful. I know for a fact I’d have pressed it.

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tybler 2020-07-05 17:11:12

what a time to be alive

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Onii-Chan 2020-06-06 16:35:24

I feel like harry truman had it rough. I mean, the dude was tasked with passing judgement on those who he had no right to do so and likely lived with years of regret and trauma for it. On top of that he wasn’t even revered as a hero by his own country for the most part.

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Medic Olkie 2020-05-20 22:39:50

16:04 Oh God, that music gives me chills...

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Triple O 2020-07-16 12:22:10

My coworker who grew up in Soviet Union didnt even know who this was.

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David Reyes 2020-05-21 00:58:27

How do keep making these absolute masterpieces

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Wladyslaw der Streiter 2020-04-26 19:03:23 (edited 2020-04-26 19:07:54 )

Thank you Stanislav Petrov from the bottom of my hearth! <3

...for doing the right thing.

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Daniel Cardona 2020-06-29 21:41:32

Vasili Arkhipov: “Am I a joke to you”

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Thomas Hertfelder 2020-07-02 01:57:13

I love how he ends this with the Coke song, a subtle nod to the victory of capitalism.

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Warcrimes Incorporated 2021-06-03 23:22:48

You should look up "Pizza Hutt Gorbachev." Literally the premier of the USSR in a pizza hutt commercial. If that's not the victory of capitalism I don't know what is.

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Disassociation Interrogation 2020-05-06 19:13:32

i love how you used a clip from a dunkey video to visualize the evolution of warfare lmaoo

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Anthony Vasco 2020-06-22 00:20:43

22:09 THATS HOW U BUILD SUSPENSE

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coopertaro 2020-07-14 04:35:18

When I was watching this and the “atomic bomb contingency notice” we had a tornado and the sirens were going off, I feared death

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Vargr Lif 2020-07-05 18:25:03

Von Brain wasn't really a Nazi, you look at how late he 'joined' the Nazi party, and how he was arrested for a "defeatest attitude" for the fact that he joined out of necessity. He was a scientist who only had his mind on space, it looks bad now in hind sight, but I completely understand why we strapped our wagon to him during the space race.

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ember 2.0 2020-07-06 18:43:01

Wow, great job man. You really have a gift for video making..

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Griddy Boi 2020-06-29 11:10:04

Emplemon: makes a documentary of The Cold War.
Metal Gear Stans: It's Showtime

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Quimbo 2020-05-29 17:24:02

The Hawaii part gave me chills

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Kenzo Valen 2020-05-06 03:39:59

Imagine being the servicemen who dropped the bombs

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SquealingSalamander65 2020-05-11 23:41:13 (edited 2020-05-11 23:41:33 )

15:20 can we talk about how perfectly framed and positioned this transition was

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Raven800 2020-06-01 14:10:05

A true hero is not one who sees himself as such, but only feels that what he did was right.

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Daihatsu Midget 2020-05-02 05:01:55

Can we get a F in the chat for comrade Stan?

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Peter Duprey 2020-06-05 05:02:53

15:21 THAT TRANSITION WAS GODLIKE!!!

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SHROOOOMS 2020-05-08 18:53:58

i cannot stress how good the use of that dunkey clip was

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Frogchip 2020-04-30 20:51:26

Came here for a Stanislav Petrov doc


Stayed for the nuclear arms race doc

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Zachary W 2020-04-30 19:16:01

What about during the cold war when the Nuclear Submarine political officer said no to firing a Soviet Nuclear Torpedo at the American Blockade of Cuba? He also was a pretty powerful man.

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Lord Super Succ 2020-05-03 05:47:39

Thats a different story.
Besides, almost everyone knows about him.
Stanislav Petrov is a bit more obscure.

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Obama bin Laden 2020-07-03 21:03:02

emp, you've outdone yourself

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Aaron DX 2020-05-10 12:02:35

Heres all the tracks used in order:


Soft Machine - Slightly All The Time (Live 1972)
Half Life Soundtrack - Drums and Riffs
Gustav Holst - The Planets - Mars, the Bringer of War
The Cherry Blossoms (Sakura Sakura)
Prokofiev Piano Sonata No. 7 in B-flat Major, Op. 83, "Stalingrad" (Pollini)
Wizard of Oz Soundtrack - Cyclone
Georges Bizet - Carmen Habanera (Instrumental)
Franz Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody No.2 (Orchestra version)
Half Life Soundtrack - Vague Voices
J. Strauss: On the Beautiful Blue Danube (2001: A Space Odyssey Soundtrack)
LIMO Recording Studio - Entering Graciously
Ross Bugden - Black Heat
Tchaikovsky - Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy
Weatherscan Music - Track 3
Doom II OST - The Healer Stalks
Gran Turismo 4 Soundtrack - Race Menu 1
OC ReMix #3199: Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA) 'Chasing Waterfalls' [Cascade Capers] by Blue Magic
Tourist Trophy - TT Mode: Menu Music (Far East)
Half-Life 2 Soundtrack - Path Of Borealis
Coca Cola "Hilltop" Ad
RAW Paste Data

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[Light Space Man] 2020-07-15 21:43:34

Damn it Petrov. You had one job. You could’ve stopped the bleeding right there. Now we have to limp on acting like it’s not gonna come back around.

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destrierofdark 2020-07-10 04:23:05

Forgot to mention that the guy knew the system far more than is let on here (basically not at all); ie his judgement is not purely shirking orders, he knew that the system was unreliable, just how unreliable, and that this was far more likely a failure of a system he knew to be shit than an actual attack. Remember Hawaii? Dude didn't know the system, hence the ICBM scare.

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Maximo Namitzhian 2020-07-16 01:58:18

Does anyone remember the name of this soviet stop motion film, where two different "nations" of matchsticks fight against each other, they escalate a conflict and at the end burn one of their rivals only for the flames to propagate into the others side and burn them all?

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kevin 2020-07-24 21:04:37

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyrF77-hahg

I'm not sure if you've seen it before, but if you haven't, here it is. the title is just 'matches war'. Not sure if that is the original title or just a mock title.

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Dandiel Wolf 2020-05-24 03:19:50

imagine you could control the soviet union

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RNB_clean 2020-07-02 01:53:55

I literally just finished watching the spongebob video and I couldn't even go a minute without seeing another spongebob reference just like he said how nobody could go on social media w/o seeing spongebob lol

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Mohammad M 2020-07-12 05:36:34

This is one of the most important videos on the internet

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Cornbread IsBetterThanPizza 2020-07-08 20:46:30

Love him or hate him, we wouldn't have any human rights and live under a dictatorship if it wasn't for Reagan winning the Cold War.

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NotFine 2020-07-08 10:06:00

the fun parts of these videos for me are the quotes.
some really get me.

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19822andy 2020-05-14 09:27:44

If only people knew just how close we've come to oblivion, numerous times, because of human error.

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Nutticus 2020-05-30 17:20:03 (edited 2020-06-03 22:58:21 )

This objectively is the best video on YouTube

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ohenry 78 2020-06-18 20:56:54

Damn, I miss Peter Jennings.

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Trilly Locke 2020-04-28 07:54:07

Your use of the nuclear warning message is chilling

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Hanif 2020-07-05 11:04:13

The Fermi Paradox, Maybe its because they're just too far away. The way light travels, we wouldn't notice any aliens because if they do exist we would be looking at the equivalent of apes. Not after the nukes but before.

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Cuda Tom 2020-06-18 03:51:16

Stanislav Petrov remarkable in deed.
Pearl harbor, Oh that's just our planes.

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Ben Place 2020-07-05 19:24:37

I love this guy

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mmm garlic bread 2020-07-12 21:18:15

HOW TF did you make dunkey sound like a philosopher

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Penzija Mirovinić 2020-04-28 20:41:58

he didn't disobey orders per se; you see, USSR and other east bloc citizens love their countries to death, but they are wery suspitious about their own technologies.. Thats probably one of reasons why Petrov stopped and think about. Hell, if kicked monitor maybe 12 ICBMs could showed up instead of 5.

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randomizer6000 2020-07-03 05:09:51

This must be what Krillin felt holding the spirit bomb

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Daniel Rovinsky 2020-07-09 20:29:28

Your best video, by far.

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Daihatsu Midget 2020-05-27 04:25:04

19:06
USA: THE RED MENACE
Also USA: Our nation

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Mladen Pustivuk 2020-05-14 17:27:10

37:29 Yugoslavia was never a part of the Soviet Union.

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9911rey 2020-05-31 09:59:27

Как вы думаете, Бог остается на небесах, потому что он тоже живет в страхе за то, что он создал?
Do you think God stays in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he created?

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Kristaps 2020-06-28 18:49:20

everyone should know what Stanislav Petrov did for the humanity

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PP2370 2020-05-28 01:10:26

Good to know that in any other world timeline the world would be destroyed

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paulgascoinge 2020-05-30 11:53:12

the dunkey clip works so well lol

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Commie Mothman 2020-07-15 20:37:05

I hope I’d be a person who wouldn’t push the red button. The idea that pushing it would bring justice to anyone is flawed. Making the choice to kill millions of innocents as revenge isn’t justice, it’s injustice. Even if the missiles are incoming and my loved ones have only minutes to live, I would never take a life in retaliation.

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Peterfromfamilyguy 2020-06-15 22:22:43

The worst thing about nukes is that the tsar bomba, the largest nuclear bomb ever, was created in the 60s, and that means that humanity have had over 60 years to develop a bomb more powerful than the nuke that can give you third degree burns from 60 miles away.

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Ezra 2020-07-18 10:49:31

This is the best YouTube video to every existence

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Václav Kokeš 2020-07-04 00:09:31

thanks,stan!

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bert 2020-07-17 01:25:54

He actually quoted dunkey in a cold war documentary

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Peter Todorov 2020-07-12 13:18:08

Stanislav Petrov really sounds like a bulgarian name :0

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Migolas 2020-06-16 20:05:02 (edited 2020-06-16 20:05:19 )

20:29
Everyone: No you can't just use minecraft content in a historical vide...




Emplemon: haha TNT goes bum

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Sebastien Petit 2020-07-12 23:46:49

This video was great but could not stop thinking about the other Russian who prevented an all out nuclear war during the cuban missile crisis! Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov

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Nick M 2020-07-15 00:07:39

Vasily Arkhipov: am I a joke to you?

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JMaster 2020-05-06 05:38:33

September 26th is Petrov Day.

Spread the word.

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cloudandsurf 2020-06-22 09:20:10

Thanks for this

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Miles Clyde 2020-07-01 17:58:33

When you use a dunkey quote in history video

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Dummerbrella987 2020-07-10 00:45:33

The USSR missle alarm system "Malfunctioned". Yeah right, Somebody was trying to start some shit, and gave The USSR due cause to do so. I'm just glad there was a cool and level headed commander on watch at the time.

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Daftlander 2020-05-29 20:30:24

Fucking YouTube. They never told me you uploaded this one. It's brilliant as usual.

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made on Earth 2020-04-27 07:13:01

Your videos are better then mines. But just slightly ;)

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Waco Paco 2020-06-21 19:04:44

This is the weirdest YTP I’ve ever watched

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TATRZ 432 2020-06-06 06:55:58

Holy shit that opening

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Icu2_999_hotel_hotel 2020-07-14 17:44:33

production value is insane

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Dylan Allen 2020-05-28 01:37:34

Fun fact about the Little Boy and Fat Man, the Uranium used to make the suckers explode was extremely impure, and could've the explosions could've been 50 more powerful. What a society we live in.

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azhurelwarrior 2020-06-13 20:27:28

Soft Machine playing in the background at 34:32? Dang, good taste in music Mr. Lemon!

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Davis Johnson 2020-04-30 04:46:48

So now we know that we can just send five nukes and win :D

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Alex Alex 2020-05-04 02:46:12

He protec
He atac
He doesn't call Moscow back

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SKIAnway 2020-05-13 20:55:28 (edited 2020-05-13 20:56:19 )

29:30

Ah yes, the next step in human evolution:


Chicken Wings

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saturnnz 2020-05-07 00:25:15

Always love to see a shout out to the Miracle on Ice

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TheWilliamPlays 2020-07-04 02:04:08

Just wanted to point out that tsar bomba was fusion, not fission

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Flaccid Ween The II 2020-08-07 11:36:30

It was a 3 stage H-Bomb. We don't have Fusion power or bombs yet my child.

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TheWilliamPlays 2020-08-07 12:27:36

@Flaccid Ween The II are you sure? Anything I have read said it uses thermonuclear fusion. We don't have controllable fusion for energy yet of course, and a big reason for that is because of how hard it its to keep stable, which makes it great for a bomb. Saying it's an h-bomb literally means its fusion. They use a 2 stage design, a fission bomb is detonated within, the gamma rays and x-rays from the fission reaction compress and superheat the hydrogen atoms,(the isotopes used are tritium and deuterium) causing them to fuse and produce massive energy that causes the explosion. I can link multiple sources if you want me to, let me know.

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TheWilliamPlays 2020-08-07 12:40:30

@Flaccid Ween The II you were right about it being a three stage h-bomb, but what that meand is that the fission bomb still goes off in the first stage, causing the fusion in the second stage, but instead of that fusion being the main blast, the energy is instead used to start the third stage, which houses much more hydrogen, meaning more fusion meaning more energy for the blast.

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Flaccid Ween The II 2020-08-07 23:36:51

@TheWilliamPlays ok yeah I'll give you that one, I wrote that comment while semi drunk and only doing 5 mins of research on the construction of the thing myself at the time. We're both right but you're more right than me :3

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TheWilliamPlays 2020-08-08 00:37:02

@Flaccid Ween The II yeah, its honestly crazy, also looking back on it I was snarky in my reply, sorry about that

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A B 2020-07-11 15:32:37

amazing video

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H. Becc 2020-05-29 19:37:05

Great video

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Bad Badgerz 2020-05-24 13:04:00

10:04 how did he get here, how did we Get here, do you have 90 minutes

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Michael Anderson 2020-07-08 12:16:03

A truly chilling video

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Hyveegasgatoraid 2020-06-26 02:38:28

Thank you

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HejjoDude 2020-06-06 19:06:26 (edited 2020-06-06 21:23:50 )

10:57 I love that you quoted Dunkey in a serious manner.

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Isaac Lowz 2020-04-30 00:20:27

Hey great job with this video

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Michael Kraut 2020-04-27 15:54:42

the dunkey quote at 11:01 lol

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White_Meat_Breast :0 2020-06-02 19:57:39

Triage at dawn is probably the most fitting song in the video

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HOMBRERAYA 2020-05-03 08:55:40

What´s the music that plays from 11:07 to 11:19? Is it from Kirby? It sounds just too familiar

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SkullSquid 2020-06-25 22:19:35

A red spy is in the base?
He’ll turn red aaanny second now. Any second.

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TrippaMazing87 2020-07-06 23:12:44

So, stan, a soviet, did the right thing. But an American today, says "Oh It WaS A SyStem FaILUre!" Unbelievable..

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MrGeroge 2020-05-08 04:25:17

that spy kids quote is chilling

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Theophilus Tan 2020-05-06 11:29:25

Quality content at 500k views after a year? What is this bull

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Frogchip 2020-07-18 04:06:36

“Now we’re all sons of bitches.” - Kenneth Bainbridge, following the successful detonation of Trinity, July 16th 1945

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Pxl Ninja 2019-07-07 17:50:33

The way you advertised your sponsor was awesome, dude. I wish people could sneak it in more creatively, other than transitioning with "speaking of which.." Keep this good content chugging, dude!

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69oggabogga69 2020-06-04 06:07:49

this video has a little something for everyone

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Travis 2019-09-21 16:58:47 (edited 2019-09-21 16:59:09 )

"Why did the bombs get so big?"

Those chickens are up to something

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Wtf Samus Idk ! 2020-02-10 05:55:39

Chicken run

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Szorstki smukły 2020-07-18 15:30:09

Chicken powered nuclear bombs

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Pasta la vista 273 2020-08-08 17:21:37

This is why you can't trust the chickens hail the pigs!

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• cuppajj • 2020-08-14 18:31:19

Why doesn't this have more likes

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Ereder 2020-06-19 20:16:48

40:00 pointless wars that no one will ever remmember ?
Tell that to the country USA chose as target for their "casual wars" I bet they have already forgotten :^)

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Scott Upton 2020-04-29 00:50:20

damn. just damn.

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willowchair 2019-07-07 17:08:44

10/10 Learned more about history than in a full semester of school.

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Ten Gauge 2019-07-07 17:25:21

You haven't watched the video yet

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Douwe Van der MAden 2020-07-16 14:50:50

My man quoting dunkey himself

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Salt 2019-07-07 19:26:51

Stan Petrov uses FACTS and LOGIC to not DESTROY the world.

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Juhziz 2019-07-08 11:57:36 (edited 2019-07-08 12:16:40 )

When a YTP artist makes a documentary it results in a masterpiece.

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Cat 2020-06-29 03:43:32

Albert einstien:yo you should make some bombs to end ww2

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HeyItsRitzy 2019-07-31 04:35:45

your use of Mars: Bringer of War was so well timed and perfectly edited what a fantastic video

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John Bendt 2019-07-07 18:00:01

Nice. You’ve proven that this series can explore not only media, but the human condition as a whole. Keep it up!!

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Столевар Литейник 2020-07-16 09:58:07 (edited 2020-07-16 09:58:20 )

It's glad to see correct russian signs in the video

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身赤 2020-06-27 06:19:30

Remarkable

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Pawel Dziurawiec 2019-07-20 04:37:17 (edited 2019-07-20 04:37:35 )

Scientists in the 1940s: Ah who are we kidding, this nuclear fission stuff isn't a bad idea. I mean c'mon, have you ever seen an atomic bomb fly?

HOME's" We're Finally Landing" plays

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ryeinc 2019-07-25 05:21:02

**1987 Winston 500 - Talladega, Alabama**

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Brandon Porter 2019-11-29 19:33:29

Pawel Dziurawiec [Summoning
Salt Intensifies]

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Frog 2020-06-15 21:12:12

7:15 Few people. Not two people.

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Retro Man1 2020-05-24 13:56:32

Your commercial cut was wayyy to close to local 58 for me to be at all comfortable watching it lol

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Chill Polecat 2019-07-07 16:54:27 (edited 2019-07-07 16:55:02 )

Emp you can do pretty good history videos!

also i didn't get a youtube notification

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smokie 2019-07-07 18:13:22

Click on his bell and press all

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Chill Polecat 2019-07-07 18:28:51

@smokie I know that but youtube didn't give me a notification until 5 mins after the upload.

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Ashatistic 2019-07-07 18:35:27

@Chill Polecat I got mine four minutes late.

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nochtczar 2019-07-07 18:39:20

Five minutes isn't that long

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Chill Polecat 2019-07-07 19:00:08

@Ashatistic I never wanna be late to an emplemon video
because he always makes great content and he is a great creator

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ChordsBoy 2019-07-07 18:38:19

My god, this is amazing. I'm so glad to be alive now. Thanks Emplemon :)

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Jetskizze 2019-07-08 00:48:41

*Thanks Stan

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ChordsBoy 2019-07-08 00:50:32

@Jetskizze Fair point, but without Emplemon I'd have no idea about Stan, so thanks to them both ig :P

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Jetskizze 2019-07-08 01:40:11

at the same time, if it wasn't for Stan, you, me and Emp wouldn't exist

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ChordsBoy 2019-07-08 01:54:47

@Jetskizze Indeed :D

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Clayton S 2020-05-20 01:10:18

I'm using this for a school project

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bradenwille 2020-05-19 13:15:14

Based Lem has ascended

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William Rowden 2019-08-21 00:32:02

This was the most well made documentary that I've seen in a very long time thank you and keep making these they are very good!

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MarkaVar 2020-07-05 15:48:15

22:09 this is for myself

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XxLegato666xX 2019-07-11 08:14:22

Jesus, that 2001 edit and that ad break these videos are so well done. Never stop making these, take as much time as you need but never stop making them, thank you.

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Skelly 2020-07-05 19:34:50

This is, in my opinion, the third best Never Ever succeeded by the Hungrybox and Spongebob episodes, yet it has the least views out of all of them? Seriously? This is some good shit for people of all ages and of every audience, and it will be a challenge to make the sixth episode of this series better than this one.

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Jorlando 2019-07-08 04:23:48

The old timey footage and sound of the voices really just gives me a weird vibe aswell as the defcon alarm

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epicsauceness100 2019-07-08 00:58:14

Using the Half Life soundtrack on a video about nuclear weapons.

I see what you did there.

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AlinaGray88 2019-07-09 01:09:38

heh, half-lives

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Dr Bright 2019-07-07 16:59:04

The gods may have given us fire, but the nuclear bombs were made by man. What does that say about how powerful our species has become?

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Max Mcdonald 2019-07-07 18:19:48

Nice saying, Dr Bright

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DJ BANANA PEEL 2019-07-07 20:50:31

Man invented god, god invented man. The words become more interchangeable by the years that pass by, as our strength and knowledge grows.

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tryhard Shreck 2019-07-07 21:09:55

We can stuff the power of a Star into a small metal canister

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Dr Bright 2019-07-08 03:40:16

Evolutionary Pinnacle Your reply made me remember why I developed a passion for commenting.

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NAME UNDECIDED 2020-07-05 00:08:30

jesus christ the LOCAL58 vibes really threw me off

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Algernon 2019-07-08 16:31:40

Looks like the record labels yoinked this video because of a Pulp Fiction scene they don't even own. This world doesn't deserve you, Emp.

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Busta 2019-07-07 16:49:18

Absolute Mad Lad saves the World against the will of others.

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Casualverse 2019-07-07 17:05:17

I wish this was ready on the 4th of july. I feel like I'm the only one that salutes this literally world saving man.

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Don’t at Me 2019-07-11 13:57:25

Dude..... I’m a big fan of your channel. This is your best video yet. I watched it last night, and as soon as my nine year old son woke up this morning I showed him. Keep up the good work

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That Other Boi 2020-07-03 20:49:34

forgot it was about stanislav

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Storm 2020-05-29 08:42:36

7:36 bruh really be using the minecraft lightning sound

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Wobbmin 2020-07-11 03:41:06

What Dunkey episode is the bit at 11:02 from?

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JackInOuterSpace 2019-07-16 17:10:47

Honestly what an amazing video...
I got the chills multiple times through.
Great work

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Chad Gunner 2019-07-07 22:42:32

I'm sorry but I can't hear "I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony" without thinking of Zone-tan

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CelestAi 2020-04-27 07:17:19

lol, I didn't expect the reference to that weather channel - I thought I changed videos for a second

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Petis Parkus 2019-07-07 18:20:10

When I read "there may Never Ever be another man as powerful as", My mind auto completed it as "there may Never Ever be another man as powerful as Shaggy"

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Harrison k Fisher 2019-07-07 19:10:51

Fun fact about the Cold War:
If it wasn’t for the former sellafield nuclear power station in the north west of England,the entire western world wouldn’t have found out about the Chernobyl disaster, simply because the nuclear alarms went off at the power station and some meteorologists tracked it to the Ukraine.

Considering the fact that If this didn’t happen maybe the us and the Soviet Union wouldn’t have started talking politically for a few more years at least

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Fandom guy 2019-07-08 03:27:48

God just imagine. "Holy shit are we leaking? No, radiation seems to be traveling by wind from the USSR, they must have leaked big.

. . .

HOLY FUCK GET YOUR SUIT ON!"

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Harrison k Fisher 2019-07-09 21:19:58

Fandom guy when you realise it isn’t your power station that’s leaking radiation

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boonie bears 2020-05-21 05:34:47

local 58 vibes or is this just what old american television was like

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Whatever I'm Doing 2020-05-07 21:23:09

You sound so much like Raycevick

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nernerman 2019-07-08 04:41:23

From YTPs, to complaining, to this. Just who the hell, or what the hell are you?

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The Fanatic guy 2019-07-08 12:50:01

God

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192mait 2019-07-08 13:22:14

a person

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The dood 2019-07-08 15:25:08

Stainislov Petrov

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anon 2019-07-08 15:31:39

Jeff

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Coffin Cekkles 2019-07-08 18:49:46

He's an emperor. An emperor of the Downward Spiral.

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Bush 2019-07-08 19:41:17

Бог

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A.S.K. Air 2019-07-08 21:35:24

All you ever do is complain

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AlinaGray88 2019-07-09 01:11:30

I'm crying bro wtf

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Raptyrn 2019-07-09 02:20:51

He is the man sitting above the downward spiral.

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Saturn 2019-07-09 09:58:06

The evolution of his channel is truly amazing.

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Raddy Surrname 2019-07-09 10:33:44

perhaps... his spiral was actually an upward spiral

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Raptyrn 2019-07-09 12:41:20

Perhaps he remained in the same place and the spiral kept going down around him, leaving him above it all.

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Saturn 2019-07-09 12:45:36

@Raptyrn Perhaps the spiral is actually the world.

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Raptyrn 2019-07-09 13:33:55

@Negev And perhaps the world is all of us. We should strive to be more like Emp.

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Party Poison 2019-07-10 18:05:26

The only thing that's for sure about EmpLemon...

Is nothing's for sure.

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ItzLucaaa 2019-07-11 02:51:13

YTP’s represent being a child

Complaining was the awkward teen phase of the channel

Now it’s adult documentaries

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Johnny Munz 2019-07-16 18:38:37

A TRAP!!!!

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wummrs 2020-07-02 06:41:06

Video was great overall but you could’ve certainly trimmed a lot of it. The beginning section on ww2 and history of the nuke was unnecessary and drawn out. All of your viewers know this shit by now.

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Your Sensei Shouyou 2020-07-12 05:30:55

I appreciate his consideration of newcomers like me who know nothing about world war history

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wummrs 2020-07-12 17:28:43

Your Sensei Shouyou I could summarize the whole video in a minute, it was very drawn out. Russia and the United States were in a tense feud (on many levels the most important being capitalist vs communist) that did not see any actual bloodshed. In an incident on a submarine three men had the decision to make on a submarine to fire a nuclear torpedo due to a false perceived threat. Two voted yes and one voted no. Had he voted yes nuclear war would’ve ensued. 45 minutes was unnecessary.

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DiJiorno 2019-07-07 16:51:54

Make a never ever on how discord single-handedly ended Skype's career

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Nicholas Obviouslyfakelastnamebecauseprivacy 2020-05-25 22:50:37

The thing is, Reagan was what America needed as Carter was a pushover who ultimately was the one that lost the Vietnam war. In fact, due to Reagan, the Reykjavík Summit was nearly successful, which would've meant the end of all nuclear weapons in both countries. The only reason that it never came to fruition was because Gorbachev wanted a theoretical nuclear satellite defense grid from being tested, as that would lead to the end of the cold war and likely the beginning of a far hotter war. Reagan, though, wanted safety for America and to have that safety in American hands.

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TheBigShot 2019-07-12 02:16:24

19:00
Ah yes, my favorite portion of the Cold War, Texas vs the USSR

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Silver Spoon 2019-07-26 18:34:52

Engies vs hoovys

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Dominga Larraín 2019-08-03 05:54:44

Or Chile vs the URSS

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Casual_Ice_Consumer 2019-08-17 16:51:09

Or Liberia

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The berk 759 2019-09-19 20:54:38

Lol

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XoferWalken 2019-09-23 14:02:21

TEXAS: YOU YEE'D YOUR LAST HAW


USSR: NYET!

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Coolboy Supermega 2019-10-14 21:04:28

somalia vs the USSR

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Joe Shmoe 2020-06-14 19:34:45

imma be real camps did not create space rockets thats such a dumb analogy

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Brady Ferris 2019-07-08 02:23:21

Emp makes such quality content.

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Delta 118 2020-06-01 21:51:48 (edited 2020-06-01 22:06:36 )

You are an excellent storyteller. You had me frozen in horror through half the video, at least.

Small edit for my last thoughts: On the concept of world peace, I'm rather a pessimist. At least in this modern era. There still remain many conflicting, incompatible ideologies, and extremist believers ready to fight for supremacy over all others. Earth is a big place, and while I don't think it'd be impossible for everyone to get along relatively peacefully with the right set of circumstances, the current world situation has me thinking there will be at least one more truly global conflict. And all it takes is one nuclear weapon in the wrong hands for everything we've built over 4000 years to come crashing down around us. Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, is my opinion on the matter.

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Pennsy 2019-07-07 18:04:31

As a video game series once said, “War..... War Never Changes....”

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Max Mcdonald 2019-07-07 19:44:16

The Fallout series.

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Gresh11990 2019-07-07 20:48:04

Yeah metal gear

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Guy43 2019-07-07 21:21:03

Gresh11990
Metal gear said
“War has changed”

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Steven Beauchamp 2020-04-29 20:39:00

Klaatu barada nikto.

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The MN Railfan 227 2020-07-09 22:26:57

6:20 Are you sure that’s not the French lol?

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Boop 2020-01-04 04:42:22

God that ending gives me chills everytime incredible video on the level of multi million dollar documentaries

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1,000 Subs With No Videos 2020-01-15 21:45:05

I know you’ve already made a “Never Ever” episode about WWE, but you should totally do one about how “There will Never Ever be another wrestler like The Undertaker”

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Connor P 2021-01-13 03:55:15

Super Eye patch Wolf did a video about the Undertaker, you might like that. Although you probably might have seen that video already.

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RudyMakesMusic 2020-04-07 23:04:56

Man, I gotta stop binging this series. Each one leaves me in tears, each time for a different reason. One of the best set of videos on this platform, by far. Thanks, EmpLemon. Keep on keeping on.

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Ajax 2020-03-31 18:12:22

Thank you for making this. The majority of my generation and those younger seem to forget that the world as we know it was almost annihilated less than a century ago.

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GSG 2021-03-18 01:31:05

Those who do not know their history are doomed to repeat it

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JuicyIsMyName 2020-02-04 08:23:42

honestly man, I have to express my greatest respect for EmperorLemon, all the episodes, especially the Dale Earnhardt one, I was almost in tears at the end of each one, keep these videos up dude, thanks for the awesome content

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NitroKlips 2020-02-04 04:23:30

This documentary really moved me. I have no words as I'm still processing the feelings this brought up.


Tremendous work Emp. Please keep making content like this!

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CloneKiller 2020-03-30 22:44:02

I've come back to this video to admire the purity of it. EmpLemon, you have had my respect for 8 years now, and i think these videos have made me view you as a role model. This is easily my favorite video you've made, and probably among my favorite videos on this site period. I have saved your Never Ever videos and am putting them onto a DVD to keep as a memory for myself. You are a good man, thank you for such astounding content. :) ❤

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Ray 2020-03-06 03:54:30

This video is fantastic! Thank you so much for making it, and also thanks Stanislav Petrov for his level head and clear thinking, I hope he rests in peace :)


Holy shit, this has happened more than once, more than one time did the fate of the world depend on one man, it also depended on the decision of Vasili Arkhipov. He was on a submarine carrying nuclear missiles by mere coincidence, he was not even assigned to be there, but vetoed the captain's orders to attack, effectively ending human civilization. This happened near the Cuban Missile crisis in October 1962.


link:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2208342/Soviet-submariner-single-handedly-averted-WWIII-height-Cuban-Missile-Crisis.html?printingPage=true

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Qotice 2020-03-31 17:29:06

I’ve binge watched this entire series, it’s incredible and engaging, bravo 👏

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Deso Taku 2020-04-23 23:20:02

22:40 i literally got goosebumps from this.
You are one heck of a storyteller man

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Piggythebeast 2020-02-11 19:21:06

There is another man who did something like this. In a nuclear submarine in the carribean, during the cuban missile crisis some officers thought a war had started. Two out of three of them decided to push the buttons for launch, but It needed all three. Thankfully the last man did not believe there was a war yet and did not push it. One button push and nuclear fallout

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Gary 2020-02-04 14:02:23

Aw, this is my favourite Never Ever episode. Sad to see it be so underrated in comparison to your other episodes.

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Rogaciano Diaz 2020-03-02 04:18:00 (edited 2020-03-02 04:28:49 )

The editing in this video is amazing.the audio,visuals and the content itself pure quality.I know you may not see this but I would like to say thank you for this masterpiece of a video. the Manhattan Project was extremely overshadowed by the Berlin Wall and other stuff,in my opinion the Manhattan Project is just as if not more important then the Berlin Wall.

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CptKosher 2020-02-13 00:00:57 (edited 2020-02-13 00:01:40 )

I found it interesting that you interpreted that Roger Dean painting at 24:18 as a metaphor for mutually assured destruction. I never would’ve thought of that painting that way. Really good video

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R.J. Tammaro 2020-02-05 01:50:58

I never thought I'd hear Dunkey's voice in a video about the Cold War, but somehow Emp incorporates in naturally. Well played.

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Diego De Alba 2020-02-02 19:37:50

Also known as the most powerful powerless man, I feel like he is often forgotten and schools don’t really ever teach about him

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Rental Snake 2020-02-17 03:44:22

You have a serious talent for making documentaries, and with such variety too. Keep it up man.

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derek 2020-04-24 04:14:17

Hey I have been watching your videos for quite a while and I just want to say how your editing is the best I've seen. The high level of production and editing is amazing and remarkable. The topics you choose are capturing and you make them fascinating to watch and I credit you so much for having such top-tier videos. The best part is how these are all free, it should be a crime. You really are a gem on this website. You have opened my eyes to see a much bigger picture of analysis and depth. Thank you, EmpLemon.

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Vann 2020-04-06 04:14:19

I found this to be a very good video, one you normally wouldn't see. It's well produced, first off, but most people don't even think about being alive. To be alive at all is a huge game of chance, and most people don't realize how easily that life can be ended.

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ZarHakkar 2020-02-19 10:26:33 (edited 2020-02-19 10:28:42 )

It's very appropriate that you decided to have that "may" in the title.
Sometime soon, perhaps not this year, or maybe not even in this decade, although I have personal doubts about that, we all could find ourselves once again at the mercy of a single someone... or something... that could determine the fate of our entire species at a whim.
If... no, not just "if", but when an entity emerges that possesses such power, pray that they emerge merciful, like Petrov was on that day.

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Aaron S 2020-01-30 05:46:55

The scariest part about visualizing the tsar bomba is that it’s only showing half of the bombs capabilities. The destructive power of tsar bomba had to be cut in half because the explosion was so large and so fast that there was no feasible way for the plane to make it out of the blast zone fast enough

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James 2020-02-10 19:16:16

38:40 is the most chilling part

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Mr. Chang 2020-03-10 03:45:49 (edited 2020-03-10 03:57:09 )

You seem fairly interested in this, you should read "The Making of the Atomic Bomb" by Richard Rhodes. Very informative and you get, really, a general understanding of the foundations of our modern era and the men who built the atomic age from the ground up. One correction it makes is it wasn't actually Fermi who theorized the chain reaction, it was actually Leo Szilard theorizing how to get energy from the atom after the discovery of the neutron.

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Danic C. 2020-04-09 02:59:34 (edited 2020-04-09 02:59:59 )

"So why did the bombs get so big?
Chicken."

Me: OF COURSE! The Soviets always did envy the West's poultry production!

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:08:37

I don't think any country envies our meatpacking industry

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Zachary White 2020-02-03 06:49:10 (edited 2020-02-03 06:49:52 )

Hey just wanted to say that your sense of kinetics is impeccable. Your WWF/WCW/WWE video was astounding, how you stitched images together to convey the scene without risking demonitization -- similar here. You've turned the limitations into the art itself and that's pretty neat

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SnowFireBlues 2020-03-31 20:37:55

This series usually ends with "there will never ever be", but this episode ends on a more solemn and maybe ominous, by adding two word to the formula, "have to". For everyone's sake, I hope it's true that we will never ever HAVE the need for a man like Petrov.

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braxaculee 2020-04-08 19:36:16

It sucks that this type of amazing informative content can’t be monetized because it respectfully discusses topics like ww2 and nazis.

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channel5980 2020-01-30 11:18:18

This is my favorite episode of Never Ever so far. The fifth one is also very good, but not as good as this.

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Rikorage 2020-01-30 02:06:34

Thank you, EmpLemon, for giving the world this gift. It shouldn't matter what you are or where you come from, the merit you bring to the world should be based on a simple act of saying no when the world is screaming yes at you. I feel lucky to be alive, all things considered, and I don't want to waste the gift Stanislav Petrov has left us all.

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sic 2020-02-08 19:39:56

24:33 there was a russian man assigned to a nuclear sub off the coast of Cuba and they thought nukes had already been launched. 2 out of the 3 crewmembers voted to launch the nuke at Florida but the third man, who had picked that sub rather than the one he was assigned to, saved america and the world from a nuclear war

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Captain_ Shredder 2020-02-14 16:30:12

May God rest soul and thank you Mr.Petrov! Coming from an American!

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Ace360x .MLG 2020-04-07 19:54:34

I still come back to this video after many watches and knowing the story in full beforehand because this video is just that good

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shotgunner777 2020-02-14 19:59:53

One thing I would have like to have mentioned is Stanislav's wife. At the time, she was at home, dying of cancer. Petrov, due to his security clearance, never told her. She died shortly after, Stanislav never remarried.

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Ian McNally 2020-04-24 17:27:43

dam, almost didn't watch this episode because the subject wasn't interesting to me.


Of course, it had to be the best one, all thanks to lemon's amazing storytelling abilities

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ArgyNarg 2020-02-28 01:26:34

Was this video censored or something? I never remember getting a notification on this one and it also has far less views than all of the other 'Never Ever's. It just seems weird that I didn't realize this was here until now, when I actually went to your channel to see what recent videos I missed.

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Incel Sympathizer 2020-08-29 21:27:40

Could be because it's a pretty niche hard to hear topic

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Porschè 2020-02-08 23:07:03

one man was in a position to be god and he, as such, was our savior

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JKerman511 2020-02-04 09:24:41

This guy really just used Half-Life music over a serious documentary and made it work well.

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SupremePickle 2020-03-26 23:27:57

One of the greatest stories I’ve ever heard.

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Stanley Johnson 2020-03-29 17:35:32

Fascinating and well produced. Thank you

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Mr. Hippo 2020-04-16 17:16:01 (edited 2020-04-16 17:18:24 )

Genuinely high quality content. Wasn't much a fan of the changes to the visual edits particularly toward the beginning, but you can kind of get used to them. The source names in big letters are a little distracting, mostly, kinda like how subbed anime makes you stop hearing the words that re being said because you focus on reading. Nice idea, but maybe make it take up less of the screen in future. Other than that a thoroughly entertaining video boyo.
edit I just realised this video came out a year ago and i never knew it existed. f. Your editing's improved.

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Maggerama 2020-02-04 02:28:48

The video's so good it gave me chills, man. Thank you.

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Cacutor 2020-02-23 04:29:53

Vasili Arkhipov
Actually stopped the cuban missle crisis because his fellow generals were ready to put their keys in and press the button but he said no due to this decision he singlehandedly stopped the cuban missle crisis

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TSG_Frank 2020-04-05 17:24:37

I like to think that on that day the universe spilt in two timelines, one where human civilization effectively ended and this one.

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FrogiMen13 2020-04-04 12:41:16

This is a good video, but the bit about nuclear bombs ending WW2 omit the part where japan lost its last oil producing facility shortly before the bombs were dropped, and that Soviets were moving troops to fight japan, which the Japaneese tried to avoid the whole war after they got completly destroyed during the undeclared border war, they were going to such lengths as letting US convoy ships with land leese through to help out Soviets insted of sending them to the bottom of the sea. Sad truth is that US had a new toy and wanted to test it before the war ended.

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BananaBuns 2020-03-28 22:04:18

thank god he thought "if it was real, why would the US only sent four missiles?"

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onlycollect 2020-02-28 21:44:02

I keep coming back to this video, and at this point, I think that it's definitely my favourite video on this website.

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Shree 2020-03-30 19:15:06

The build up to the"I did what I was trained to do" clip along with the punchline itself outdoes anything I've seen on this site. Damn.

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Shroomer 2020-04-09 21:16:14

The initial part was so crisp that I almost forgot that you are the same guy who made YTP, and the ⬇️ ➿. AND then you hit me with the Local58 reference. You are the tree that keeps on giving but which at the same time explains how we live in a SOCIETY.

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That Coffee Guy 2020-02-11 12:57:32

This got me crying. Beautiful.

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qk jack 2020-01-31 21:43:20

MY GUY REPLICATED THE 2001 MATCH CUT! WHAT A GOD

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Rod Guidry 2020-11-27 19:06:23

the what now?

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Ansef Pyreaus 2020-02-22 03:44:13

Just wanna point out that the two nukes didn't really trigger the end of the war, Russia invading did. Japanese cities had been getting firebombed for years by the US (most of the buildings were wood so this was especially devastating), the nukes weren't realistically that different to the firebombs. Using the nukes had been a gambit to end the war before Russia joined in so as to prevent Russian claims on Japanese territory as opposed to a 'necessary evil to save American lives'. The war was going to end either way (and in fact analysts think Japan would have surrendered earlier, just not unconditionally.)

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Alex Gard 2020-03-16 04:27:28

11:03 I’ve never seen a more perfect dunkey quote

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Oththisissobad 2020-02-23 01:26:38

22:41 that gave me chills

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mina ruumes 2020-04-04 11:53:44

Just sent this to my history teacher. He was alive and lucid for the Cold War. Let's see what happens.

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Warded Thorn 2020-02-06 06:02:02 (edited 2020-02-06 06:02:12 )

Stanislav may just be the man I respect most in all of history.

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Khoa Vo 2020-04-03 14:52:09

After years on the platform, this is the greatest YouTube video ever!

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no thank you 2020-01-31 00:46:01

also the way you did the famous 2001 "match cut" but with a nuclear weapon... really really good editing!

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Matthew 2020-02-02 00:13:39

This is unironically the single best video i have ever watched, Period.

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Kawah Ahmed 2020-04-03 17:52:55

The tsar bomba was only half of it's intended size and they wanted to make a bomb 2× more powerful

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Boop 2020-02-15 02:25:55

This video deserves so much more attention

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theadhdagenda_ 2020-02-06 00:58:17

I loved this. Keep it up!

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Toasing Toast 2020-03-25 05:38:26

This man....this man is a beautiful man.

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Xenophagia 2020-04-25 11:35:50

Thank you Mr. Petrov.

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Chris Bullock 2020-02-27 08:07:01

what a fucking incredible video... i mean really as a human being one can only hope to act as selflessly as stan petrov did that day. I hope with all my being that should the situation present itself, there is another person like stan in a position to stop humanity from destroying ourselves.

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Mark Chase 2020-02-17 11:27:45

For an idea of how big the Tsar Bomba reference was at 22:43, I grew up about an hour drive from Manhattan, and my home town was still just inside the outer circle.

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korsakov92 2020-01-31 22:01:47

If our good guy Stan Petrov would have made the wrong decision, we wont be here now.


Got the biggest chill of my life.

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Gomeshock 2020-03-09 00:15:50

29:29 - 30:50 Using that date, we get 38 years since Hiroshima and Nagasaki and 26 years since the launch of Sputnik. In terms of space-time, that leaves basically nothing in our close range space neighborhood to observe any advanced technology we ever achieved and only 0.013% of our existence that we've been able to send out information to space. Granted we now have another 37 years on that total but we almost didn't. Given that, what hope is there that anything out there would be able to contact us deliberately?

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It’s Called Fishing and Not Catching 2020-03-17 20:31:12

This is the closest we will ever get to pretty good episode 4

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Potential Propaganda 2020-04-06 20:48:00

7:09 I think it's "few people laughed, few people cried..."

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:09:02

It is.

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Sword Flay 2020-02-26 02:10:06

The Einstein quote about WW4 really struck a chord with me

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Crazy Arceus 2020-04-23 20:31:02

i just want to say thank you, lemon. im not sure why, but i have this feeling that i need to say this. call me crazy but, thank you.

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DAVID Charles 2020-02-13 13:54:34

Never ever be a man as powerful as Petrov. As powerful as Petrov. So someone can be more powerful but not as powerful as Petrov?

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Dead Baron 2020-01-30 19:34:02

There was another Russian, on a nuclear sub, that came close to allowing nuclear war to begin.

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Shorts Central 2020-04-23 12:31:56

Whay a documentory man! This is amazing. Should be broadcasted on TV or netflix and made a series

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He The Boy 2020-02-10 03:53:26

this is so fucking amazing dude holy shit. this video is so good I can't put it in words.

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Hekken 2020-02-13 08:39:50

Stan Petrov is that one first-name-only desk guy that makes that one teensy A or B decision that could shift the entire story one way or another. Here's to some Russian guy who didn't follow protocol.

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weenievevo 2020-04-06 22:48:46

beautiful ending, shit nearly made me cry

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unprecedented 2020-04-02 22:33:20

this is so good, history channel aint got nothin on the boy EmpLemon

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StudioSappy 2020-03-10 10:11:13

my new favourite youtuber. keep it up amigo, with love from Australia <3

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Greedy Animal 2020-02-18 23:43:56

So when nuclear apocalypse comes, I'm supposed to duck and cover and NOT run like hell?

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Dick Urkel 2020-02-03 23:32:46

Small nitpick, but the letter to FDR to pursue nuclear weapons was only signed by Albert Einstein, Leo Szilard actually wrote it.

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Kronecker 2020-02-08 20:07:43

And both Castlo Bravo and the Tsar bomba were fusion bombs, not "refined fission" bombs.

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Village Commenter 2020-02-23 19:45:57

The advertisements used for the Patreon and NordVPN are very nostalgic.

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slack 2020-04-11 12:31:18

In order to reach world peace we have to accept our differences, not brush them under the rug.

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One-Soul-a-Time 2020-04-09 15:15:31 (edited 2022-03-30 11:34:16 )

"We have been judged by Stanislav Petrov and found unwanted."

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no thank you 2020-01-31 00:42:57

i appreciate the amount of half-life music in this video. very fitting

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DoctorJ 2020-04-15 19:28:46

Dunkey was the last person I expected to hear quoted in this video about nuclear war ngl

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Herald 2020-04-03 10:39:06

The Half-Life OST was used very well here, good job.

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Micro Mints 2020-03-29 11:26:56

This is one of the most terrifying videos I have ever watched.

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Kronecker 2020-02-08 20:05:33

The Halifax Disaster was not a TNT explosion, it had many other explosives including powder and picric acid.

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Jamie Jinks 2020-02-23 14:17:31

Great Doc.. loved it and felt it. Just watch thats all.

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ಠ_ಠ 2020-03-05 19:32:43

Astonishingly good, thank you Lemon

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Anal fabrics 2020-02-04 21:55:52

A lot of misinformation about the USSR but a well made documentary

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DignusFerox 2020-04-21 00:34:17

That has filled the void left after the copyright takedown of Jon Bois' video on Stanislav Petrov. Thank you.

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Eik Rasmussen 2020-02-18 21:01:13

Absolutely brilliant vid!

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snouflake 2020-04-23 02:56:37

absolutely great incredible video good work

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[89thAH] ArmA III:Optre Shenaniganus Maximus 2020-02-25 16:23:14

Maybe if Operation: Unthinkable had been enacted in the time before the Soviets had access to Nuclear weapons, meaning they could not retaliate, then the Cold War may have been averted. The oppression of the Iron Curtain may have been averted. There were millions of lives affected by Soviet oppression, perhaps dropping one bomb and steamrolling the USSR in a quick series of strikes may have been worth it. Alas, this did not happen.

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Swalfire 2020-03-05 16:19:50

Thanks for not ending with Imagine by John Lennon

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Leonel Leyva 2020-04-26 16:39:48

What would you do if you had the choice to decide humanity's fate in a few seconds.

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TheZestyCrocodile 2020-03-29 12:46:37

Never Ever is to EmpLemon as Pretty Good is to Jon Bois

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Atlas 2020-02-10 11:23:58

Τhis moved me to tears

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Inspector Sock 2020-02-15 04:05:41

Stan Petrov and Vasil Arkhipov.
Remember their names.

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[89thAH] ArmA III:Optre Shenaniganus Maximus 2020-02-25 16:13:14 (edited 2020-02-25 16:13:21 )

Damn EMP that Ad break was Aesthetic AF

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chose bine 2020-04-01 16:17:27

imagine we find a new alien civilization and the very next day we witness their judgement day before we could communicate

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smokey plane 2020-04-02 13:50:53

That would actually be kinda freaky, imagine how many books and movies would be made, and if it was the other way around. Damn, thats a good idea!

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Danny Caracciolo 2021-02-27 19:13:03

That would be a pretty good idea for a Short........

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Adam P. 2020-04-16 11:12:22

Holy shit, I can't believe humanity was saved because someone gambled... What luck!

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Wewk 2020-04-04 15:17:23

Actually the president could fire nukes on a whim. The checks and balances are for lower level personell. There is essentially nothing to stop the US president from "pressing the button", because if there was, America might not get their missiles in air before the enemy's missiles hit.

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GodBloodSpilla 2020-02-05 11:34:42

Soooo....This is what happened to emperor lemon while I was gone.....wow.

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Brian BigBoss 2020-04-21 19:32:46

I'm from Halifax, it's referred to as the 'Halifax Explosion' not 'Disaster'.

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sic 2020-02-08 19:36:42

21:21 wow someone actually used nukemap I mess around on there all the time and I've never seen someone else mention it

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Infernal 2020-02-17 22:18:15

dude, i used to do the same thing on Nukemap

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Kronecker 2020-02-08 19:53:16

Fun fact, einstein did not write the letter, Leo Szilard wrote it and then persuaded Einstein to send it to Roosvelt under his name to begin the Manhattan Proyect.

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BeaSt 2020-04-23 23:07:11

I just cried man. I was here to have a little laugh

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Turcanu Dan 2020-02-09 15:21:55

Very good video, but there's one major mistake. The atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki did not force Japan to surrender, a different event made them commit such an act.

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Ollie York 2020-02-06 00:49:03

What about the Soviet officer on that submarine in the Cuban missile crisis who voted no to launch the nuclear missiles aboard after a American destroyer launched a dummy depth charge to tell the submarine to come up knowing its radar and communications were turned off even to it's own fleet and they freaked out, and all but the political officer wanted to launch a nuclear missile thinking war had just happened I forget the name but yeah

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K C 2020-03-04 03:16:02

This is why we need to build Peacewalker.

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XㄥЯㄥC 2020-04-09 01:35:33

You did good Comerade

You did good

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NitroKlips 2020-02-05 05:01:36

I wonder why I feel like watching Dr. Strangelove now?

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MisterMelvinheimer 2020-01-30 04:35:59

38:43 chilled me to the bone.

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Bread Accountant 2020-02-02 19:10:33

Holy fuck, I have never got the chills like that in my life

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It’s Bubs 2020-02-01 11:23:35

I know this comment will not be important, but I feel like I must say it. Stanislav, though I will never meet you, never get to thank you in person, I want you to know that I am grateful to you. If not for your right decision, I would not exist nor would the love of my life exist. Humanity as a whole would be gone, and I, being before your time, would have never know existents. So, I thank you, for being the right man, at the right place, at the right time.

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MattyBoyRocks 2020-03-20 11:59:24

Amazing video mate

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Terence 2020-04-14 07:55:54

How do you edit so well

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Lauren 2020-04-02 11:46:04

and then able archer happened two months later

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Evan Freshwater 2020-02-18 18:17:36

It's a good thing humanity learned from Petrov and stopped idolizing celebrities for the shoes they wear and worshipping athletes for playing children's games.

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Pipleaf 2020-04-12 09:36:09

This man used to do YTP

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Milgos 2020-02-15 18:22:57

Very good documentary

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John Smith 2020-04-08 10:58:59

ну офигеть)

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dappitydingdong 2020-02-05 16:27:42

It’s absolutely disgusting that anyone thought that dropping the atomic bombs were necessary. So many innocent children dead.

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Desert Guy 2020-02-08 03:22:48

It stopped the deadest war in human history. How many lives spared it could be looked at it.

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SpaghettiToaster 2020-07-07 10:48:59

If they hadn't, the war would have continued for many years and many more innocent children would have died. World War 2 wasn't very epic overall.

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Rom 2020-08-05 02:20:13

It was a choice of either Dropping the Bombs or Invading Japan until they surrendered (they were unlikely to surrender until destroyed). The latter was likely to cause millions of more Japanese deaths and up to a million extra American deaths. War is not justified, but the choice Truman made to end it was the only logical one.

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Mike Oxlong 2020-10-07 12:59:42

UNIT 731

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ExtroGio 2020-04-26 07:41:33

20:25
Is that Squidward? You can even see his nose if you look at it hard enough.

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Novikov_Principle 2020-02-09 10:34:32

... I really should get around to watching Dr. Strangelove...

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incrediblejonas 2020-02-20 15:10:29

The statistic at 4:33 is misleading. Why are you comparing all US military deaths some time after WWII to an event that happened in WWII? There were 418,000 American casualties in WWII, 3x as many as were killed at Hiroshima.

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P8N Priv TV 2020-04-06 22:31:24

the one claim you got from this was from A SONG THAT SAMPLED THE SAMUEL L JACKSON LINE?????? unbelievable. You're three part series about the copyright system being busted is no joke.  
Amazing video!

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tyler page 2020-03-02 17:02:59

If I could get a clip of 22:00 - 23:00 i could find many a use for that

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Marcara081 2020-02-01 21:28:40

Fear of SJWs and runaway progressivism is not paranoia when we have historical precedent for precisely what it leads to and what the ultimate outcome of it will be.

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Thomas Kwei 2020-04-11 18:40:41

Oak Ridge was not the headquarters of the project, Los Alamos was. That was where the main effort was located.

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Robert der Kinderen 2020-02-05 20:29:25

Stanislov petrov died on my birthday. That's sad to think about.

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Dragon20051 2020-03-13 23:40:32

I am scared that this is the only never ever video that started with there may not there will

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Kronecker 2020-02-08 19:47:22

10:43 Radiation is not a chemical property.

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s 2020-04-15 23:18:19

16:12 this music is hellishly familiar

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DozleZabi 2020-04-19 20:41:08

500k view on this is fucking criminal, this should be shown in schools

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Alessandro LaVolpe 2020-02-12 02:36:13

If you want to honor someone, at least try to pronounce his/her name wrong. At least put the the accent on the right syllable. It ain't hard.

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Shrubchucker 2020-04-17 22:55:12 (edited 2020-04-17 22:56:31 )

US and Russia are ALOT closer than 5k miles. Like 50 miles or some shit

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[89thAH] ArmA III:Optre Shenaniganus Maximus 2020-02-25 16:10:06

Why is a YouTube Pooper such a great Video Essayist? Emplemon you have changed, for the better! I mean I still miss having the occasional YouTube poop, but this is even better.

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Mysterious Meme Thief 2020-04-05 11:43:54

I come back to 22:08 every now and then.

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John Smith 2020-04-08 11:15:23

Isn't that ironic that less than a month after this video INF treaty was cancelled.

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Ayoraster 2020-04-02 13:31:18

Love the local58 references.

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bojarck hooseman schnarf 2020-02-06 17:13:25

Do Vietnam! Do Vietnam!

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Paketiq 2019-07-07 17:20:48 (edited 2019-07-07 17:21:08 )

9:12 "Сила" doesn't mean "good". It's "power"

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Bari 2019-07-07 18:23:19

Paketiq that may have been an accident but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was intentional.

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supra107 2019-07-07 18:51:21

That would be "добро", I think.

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Paketiq 2019-07-07 19:35:14

@Bari seems totally plausible

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Paketiq 2019-07-07 19:35:57

@supra107 correct

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Some Guy 2019-07-07 21:40:59

What does the word representing America mean, unless it just means evil.

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Mishkata 2019-07-07 21:51:20

@Some Guy
Зло means evil, yes

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Alexander Korol 2019-07-07 22:06:45

I thought that "vlast" meant "power" and "sila" meant strength

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SiMe 2019-07-07 22:19:24 (edited 2019-07-07 22:19:45 )

@Alexander Korol власть ("vlast") means power in the sense of authority. It's more akin to the word "rule". Whoever rules over anything (usually a country/kingdom/empire/etc) is the vlast of it and its people. The United States government is the vlast of the USA. Kim Jon Un and his party are the vlast of North Korea. A chief of a tribe and his direct support are the vlast of the tribe - because the scale here is so small, other words like глава (head) or whatever the word for ruler is are used instead but I don't think using vlast here is entirely incorrect, just that there are better choices.

Russian is my second language and English is my third, so I'm sure there are better explanations of this and I am definitely missing some of the nuance of the vocabulary, but this should be fairly accurate. Hope this helps a little :]

Side note:
In Hebrew there is a direct word to vlast though: שלטון (shilton)
Not sure if this is useful to anyone but there ya go.

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Alexander Korol 2019-07-07 22:23:38

@SiMe What's your first language?

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SiMe 2019-07-07 22:34:35

@Alexander Korol Hebrew. I live in Israel (guess who's under constant nuclear threat and other regular threats xD) but my mom is Russian. So she taught me Russian while the surroundings taught me Hebrew. I started using the internet around 7th grade and there I had no choice but to learn English and so I did. Learned some French in school but didn't do any of the homework (as all classes go) so I ultimately failed and have an extremely small understanding of the language. Learned a little Arabic in 5th/6th grade and my dad (he is from Iraq) taught me a tiny bit but it too is not sufficient to do anything with. Currently learning Japanese so I can read some of the untranslated comics (manga) that exists there which is often more interesting than the more popular stuff in both art and story. Really enjoy learning languages. It helps expand thinking and integrate concepts, percepts and ideas better. Highly recommend anyone pick any language and learn at least one extra. If you plan to have kids, get them to learn 1 or 2 extra languages early on you'll see some amazing results. My nephew's speak 3 languages and they are only 4 years old. Their dad speaks only Hebrew with them, their mom only speaks Russian with them and they live in Canada so their environment teaches them English. Pretty cool :]

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Alexander Korol 2019-07-07 23:39:34

@SiMe What manga do you read? If you haven't read them already. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Attack on Titan, The Promised Neverland, and Mob Psycho 100 are all pretty great.

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SiMe 2019-07-08 00:20:04

@Alexander Korol haven't gotten into JoJo's or Mob yet. You can see everything on my channel (mainly the collection video and the ones afterwards). There is just too much to put in a comment. Some very cool things to see imo if you enjoy the medium and especially the physical volumes. My taste is not very orthodox so I can't really make recommendations aside from the consensus masterpieces.

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Paketiq 2019-07-08 04:29:21

Well, I'm really glad my comment attracted some weebs

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Alexander Korol 2019-07-08 12:55:50

@Paketiq I don't think you know what a weeb is

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Alexander Korol 2019-07-08 14:14:33

@Paketiq fine I guess

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Miðgarðsormr Apophis 2019-07-15 01:28:09

"The spiritual death of a nation." I had never actually considered it like that, but now I realize it is obvious true. Jeez.

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外国人 symbiote 2020-02-09 03:40:28

na , that title goes to my NC brother who singlehandledly dropped the biggest kill count in history

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PogoRoo 2020-01-03 03:57:14

We need another petrov

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Internet Name 2020-03-26 06:21:10

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG THAT STARTS AROUND 5:20 PLEASE

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Internet Name 2020-03-26 06:28:44

ALSO AT 11:40 DAMNIT

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bad land 2020-02-14 00:58:11

he should have pushed the button

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GY1415 2019-08-19 23:47:00

i just noticed it's "there may Never Ever be" instead of "there will Never Ever be". that's perfectly chilling.

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Corous 2020-03-11 22:28:52

There should be a fucking statue of this guy made out of pure gold in front of the UN building.

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Reifenverlust Deluxe 2019-11-07 17:55:47

This is actually a higher quality documentation than you can see them on TV

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braxaculee 2020-04-08 19:39:47

Feel like 16:02 is a local 58 reference if so good work honestly

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braxaculee 2020-04-08 19:41:31

Yeah just watched it definitely a reference

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Rick Avory 2019-07-07 18:12:02

If there was a standing ovation button I would press it my friend. Great video.

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MakeYourMeaning 2019-07-08 00:22:52

Watching this video while thinking about the uncredibles is something very strange. I know that was so long ago, but I can't help but think of your YTP roots. Regardless, this was a great video

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The Big Sad 2019-07-07 16:51:27 (edited 2019-07-07 16:51:42 )

Why isn't the nord VPN link in russian? WESTERN SPY

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Strionic 2019-07-07 17:13:29

Nordic spy*

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Kiki 2019-07-07 18:46:24

:D

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white ch. 2019-07-07 19:58:18

Love ur name

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Sageofsong 2020-02-10 05:44:05

Who said the line about pushing a game to its limit? I wanna find that

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Alex Arthurs 2020-01-29 22:53:57

29:39 that song is from gran turismo 4 a spec on the ps2

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Stordøy 2020-02-03 01:50:03

"Bombs that would end ww2"




EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nilly00 2019-12-07 21:11:35

22:47 i was legitemately SHOCKED. I had no idea of the sheer size of JUST the explosion. That is absolutely terrifying.

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Cave Johnson 2019-12-20 03:56:46

That test was a scaled down version of the bomb as to allow the planes crew to survive as well.

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Valerie 2019-07-06 19:53:03

Beautiful

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Treydemark™ 2019-07-07 16:48:38

Valerie yes

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xD3n15 2019-07-07 16:49:00

how

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Tazio Benfanti 2019-07-07 16:49:06

How was this commented 20 hours ago

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Adam Henry 2019-07-07 16:49:09

True!

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Dankius 2019-07-07 16:49:23

how

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Zach 2019-07-07 16:49:25

What

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Condescending online Man 2019-07-07 16:49:26

Congrats, you- WAIT 20 HOURS AGO?!

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Abd 2019-07-07 16:49:29 (edited 2019-07-07 16:49:53 )

@Tazio Benfanti PATREON

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Mergie 2019-07-07 16:49:33

+xD3n15
Patreon support.

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StreamTrollMike 2019-07-07 16:49:56

🤔

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Rabbid4240 2019-07-07 16:49:59

Wait how did you post this 20 hours ago

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Abd 2019-07-07 16:50:03

@Condescending online Man PATREON BOI

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Steffsh 2019-07-07 16:50:10

wow emp lesbian confirmed

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Kadin Rogers 2019-07-07 16:50:17

Wut

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Kambli Kritarth 2019-07-07 16:52:06

Guys she is Emp's real life gf.

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sssawfish 2019-07-07 16:54:26

Torque and Thermo ooohhh ok

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Honkamania117 2019-07-07 16:55:24

21 hours ago!?

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KyoKari4 2019-07-07 17:14:38

Hello from 21 hours later!

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Manuele Novelli 2019-07-07 18:45:03

time traveler confirmed?!

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Brian BigBoss 2020-04-21 19:50:30

I sincerely hope you're not still on the right after researching this.

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Zeiga 2020-04-25 21:54:18

I should have known this episode was better than the other ones, cause it's the only one that doesn't pop up on my recommends.

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c@mbaz 2020-02-08 15:08:06

I would push it.

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KesorodaBlk 2020-02-14 07:03:50

36:02 I hear Tourist Trophy!

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George 2019-07-07 17:30:33

"We are now gods, but for the wisdom"
- Eric Weinstein

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TheBfutgreg 2020-04-02 12:23:56

The hypocrisy on that Red Menace poster is hilarious

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Officer Miniwheats 2020-03-01 08:07:20

Dude is this just 10 high school lectures in 1 or what lmao

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sega616 2019-07-07 17:31:20

“Will there ever be world peace?”


N O

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Gilbert 2020-02-18 23:26:00

I hate the fact that the most recent video in this series is related to videogames (1.5 million views as of February 18, 2020), while this video, with a very serious and scary topic only has 400,000 views

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Church of Mattheism - Anarxist Sect 2020-02-17 09:53:49

"searching for the next evil empire" maybe try a mirror?

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Baron Julius von Brunk 2019-07-07 22:33:22

14:58 – Hey, it's nice to see you collaborating with Mumkey again!

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Mr Coco Loco 2019-07-08 01:20:15

You got me! I was like when? Than I saw the clip XD.

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*HellRay* 2019-07-08 02:01:00

Can’t dunk the Mumk.

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Chef Remy 2019-07-08 05:08:52

@Goodie Spastic?

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Goodie 2019-07-08 05:12:08

@Chef Remy idk about other countries but its a pretty common insult in australia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also could use "spaz" instead

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Bororus Rooroo 2019-07-08 06:50:54

@Daniel Bull I don't think Mumkey wanted to leech off of sheepover at first when they became gf and bf but I think Mumkey was corrupted

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Butch Deloria 2019-07-08 07:05:13

@Daniel Bull chill man , he is going through shit

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Chef_Roach 2019-07-08 07:49:45

Oh hey! I feel like I recognize you from somewhere...

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Butch Deloria 2019-07-08 07:51:29

@Chef_Roach who?

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Daniel Bull 2019-07-08 10:45:01

@Gyaku okay my bad but everything else (I think) is true

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Daniel Bull 2019-07-08 10:46:39

@Void of Space and Time okay i fixed it

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Daniel Bull 2019-07-08 11:00:46

@Butch Deloria I'm not angry?

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MMFan2004 2020-03-22 04:08:57

Emplemon just cloned bunch of mumkey jones so they can start in a Bruno Mars music video.

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soap 2019-07-08 12:55:07

The comparison to the Hawaii false alarm is haunting. Brilliant analysis. Absolutely brilliant.

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edgy psychic 2019-07-10 07:28:53

When you go from talking about cartoons to wrestling to racing to a man who for 12 seconds what's the most powerful person on earth

PARKOUR

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Smoke & Pressure Company 2020-02-04 23:57:33

Chilling

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Cassandra Pantaristi 2019-07-10 04:05:15 (edited 2019-07-11 23:12:57 )

Everyone before September 26, 1983 should thank Petrov for still being alive, and everyone after September 26, 1983 should thank Petrov for being born.

I hope this comment doesn't get buried....

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Spyrelle 2019-10-07 01:58:51 (edited 2019-10-07 02:00:45 )

Mark your calendars. The twenty sixth of September's a day we should all remember.

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Al-Hashashin Iraj Kazaak 2019-11-27 13:30:44

@Vir ofc i do, life is prison for soul

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Strothy2 2020-02-11 09:20:31

talking about big decisions in life... o.o

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Jam _ 2020-03-08 06:18:30

12:12 , Me an da bois finna stop Hitler

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WildeMike49 2019-07-07 21:30:48 (edited 2019-07-07 21:33:07 )

Mirin' those production-quality gains Emp, keep up tbe good work!

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that history is cool guy 2020-04-02 23:10:29

What about Vasily Arkipov

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Shrreder2017 2019-07-22 03:12:15

The segment at 22:09 is truly terrifying to imagine if it occurred in reality

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Addurite 2019-12-22 01:37:40

Well, the Tsar Bomba was detonated, so in a way, it happened.

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PokeAust 2020-01-28 03:44:11

It wasn’t sent on civilians, it was just tested. So it was still set off, but imagine if it were used on a major city...

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Goop Videos 2019-07-08 00:56:31 (edited 2019-07-08 01:24:12 )

This might just be your most well edited video yet.

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Seven Churches 2020-02-01 04:06:06

22:42 made me feel sick

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ghost 2020-02-02 20:02:28

24:45
Texans: 😂

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nimrod 2019-11-12 02:21:01

“Now I have become death, Destroyer of worlds” - J. Robert Oppenheimer

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Juan Stamos 2020-03-09 00:18:15

i never noticed the local58 part in the middle


local58 is great

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Curtis Bonneau 2020-03-26 04:17:01

Juan Stamos local 58 is amazinf

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Heavy Pokelover 2019-07-10 03:26:53 (edited 2019-07-12 16:26:12 )

The title should be named “There should never ever be a man as powerful as Stanislav Petrov”

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Ocean Breeze 2019-12-15 04:25:03

Man, the timeline we're on is freaking weird

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Yağız Alp Camcı 2020-01-31 18:01:24

I agree.

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Lv2089 2020-06-03 14:31:19

@douglas wahid Earth's civilization is more than just lucky.

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Connor P 2021-01-13 03:48:29

We got goddamn lucky. I don't want to nor know how to do the math, but there's more than a handful of zeros that would accompany the number of odds against us getting to this point I bet. Nothing short of a miracle.

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Christian Maas 2021-02-20 09:01:26

Its not weird because we're lucky...its weird because we prop up sick people as super human, and let people like Petrov fade away.

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BlackFloral 2020-04-24 01:41:19

After I hear that Campaign Advertisement, everytime I think of Fatboy Slim's "Bird of Pray" lol

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Kerdukie 2020-03-18 04:00:25

Always hated these VPN ads back in the 30th

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Entity 2019-07-07 17:01:37

"Do you think God remains in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he has created? Protect your information today". Brought to you by Google Translate

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supra107 2019-07-07 18:51:46

Nigga I didn't even need Google Translate for that.

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DefinitelyJustCJ 2020-09-05 20:03:26

Ronald Reagan was one of America’s greatest Presidents 🇺🇸

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Jaws 8889 2019-07-08 05:32:57

Never ever will there be someone like EmpLemon. Glad iv lived to see you my friend.. 😶

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colton carson 2021-11-06 16:49:48

dont't watch this while eating

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Ezra 2020-07-18 10:15:23

Is that general Sam?

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Kutchop 2020-03-26 01:06:50

Yay Dunko in this

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Freak in the South 2021-09-15 19:45:38

Yoi could make a religiion kut of this

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brianer 2019-07-07 19:01:10

Short form of Stanislav is Stas not Stan (Basically every Russian name has a short form, it does not have to be logical (example Wladimir - Wowa))

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Meyanda Wahyu 2021-01-14 15:28:40

what ending song

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MAMA Cherry 2020-04-19 21:38:25

Best like dislike ratio ever

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nate 2019-12-07 05:30:58

Thank you for these recent videos Emp. I think this documentary type style fits you way better than making videos about recent stuff on YouTube. The episodes in Never Ever and YouTube Geographic are some of the best things you’ve made. I’ve been watching you for years, and this video has hit me hard. Keep it up.

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ModemMT 2019-10-19 18:01:21

Man if I wasn’t a broke college student I’d become a patron in a heartbeat. I honestly feel guilty watching this for free.... this documentary is just, incredible really.

Emp, if you’re still making documentaries like this in say, 4 years, expect to receive a donation from myself

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lexikiq 2019-10-30 01:27:15

your never ever & youtube geographic series is genuinely one of my favorites on the website, and an inspiration to my video editing... keep up the great work dude, can't wait for what's next.

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Nolan Kanski 2019-10-17 17:26:38

God damn it Lemon, I truly think you make some of the best stuff on this entire website. The fact that you are just some guy who used to make youtube poops, and that now you, a normal guy, make highly passionate videos about anything and everything, is just so REAL. There's no fakeness involved with what you make, and you divert so much care and passion into all of it. And when you handle topics as powerful as the Cold War, and the complete nuclear annihilation of the planet, that same passion that leads to movie-length videos about meme theory or spongebob lends it so much credibility, it's amazing. You made me cry, Emp. You just made one of the best documentaries I've ever watched, to be honest.
Thanks for all you do, and truly, do whatever the hell you find yourself passionate about. That's what we love about you and everything you make.

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Azure the Scale Tipper 2019-12-30 22:42:44

22:09 - 22:55
Probably my favorite moment from the video. To think that a while after making a YTP revolving around Samuel L. Jackson, he would use him again for one of the most impactful illustrations of nuclear power I have ever seen. The biggest thing is this: there were weapons made after Tsar Bomba more powerful than Tsar Bomba. And it took one man to call launching them off.

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Player 2 2020-01-29 04:06:58

This one resonates so well it’s just amazing the quality of it and it reflects the sheer passion of the series as a whole

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Blucario90 2020-01-28 02:20:42

EmpLemon has truly ascended past regular video composition. No franchise or media company will ever produce the way he can. I dream of one day becoming as good or even better than him.

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EverestBlizzard 2019-11-25 20:34:41 (edited 2019-11-25 20:34:58 )

This is absolutely phenomenal, one of the best made videos on youtube that I have ever seen, bar none. However, I would like to highlight something that is even more obscure than Stanislav Petrov, something that was essentially glossed over in this video.

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, during the blockade where American and Soviet ships were facing off, just like in Berlin decades earlier, 3 Admirals on a submarine had the option of firing a nuclear missile, which would have inevitably lead to world destruction. Two admirals said yes. One said no. That one man, like Stanislav Petrov, saved the world with his critical thinking.

You ended this video with the hope that there will never have to be another man like Petrov. However, I would argue that he was the "other man" to this Admiral, who did something so eerily similar years in the past.

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tookour jerbz 2019-10-31 16:23:03

I am absolutely fascinated by your editing style and incredible content quality and research. Keep up the good work, emplemon. Do you have merch?

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Connor Boyce 2019-10-22 00:34:14 (edited 2019-10-22 00:34:58 )

This is honestly one of the best researched and best edited video on YouTube. Fantastic job. This deserves more views than it has.

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Water Man 2020-01-28 17:32:47

Holy shit this is so good, like I’ve been a fan of your never ever series since the spongebob one, and they’re just so well done. Also that dunky clip caught me so off guard.

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will722 2019-10-09 16:31:48

Man, I only started watching these Never Ever videos just yesterday, but god damn these are so well produced
Keep up the good work, Emp.

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Mugaka Murakumo 2019-11-25 08:33:07

Thank you for enlightening us about this great man! 💜

We take existence for granted.

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Daaave 2019-12-02 03:05:25

For school I’ve written papers on the Cold War and the Manhattan project, meaning that I didn’t learn much new information from this. But this video is full of great information and one of the best documentaries on the Cold War I’ve ever seen.

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ᴇɴᴛʀᴏᴘʏ 2019-11-07 06:38:28

This documentary is just so unrealistically well done! Outstanding work!

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Diego Ortega 2019-11-30 18:28:12

It would be pretty dope to see maybe a music never ever. Something like that will never ever be another song like this one or etc. it feels like that would be a cool and interesting video to watch since the other have been about pretty surprising topics, it would be interesting to se what a creator like you could do with a concept like that

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Kevin Bosso 2019-12-09 09:39:39

Absolutely amazing content. Please continue making these for mine and everyone elses sake

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Emu Nilsson 2019-11-06 15:25:53

This is the best show on YouTube and there may Never Ever be another show as creative and compelling as this one

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Lucas Finzi 2019-12-11 18:05:02

Hey Emp lemon big fan of the series and your channel. I was wondering if maybe you would consider making a never ever on team fortress two and it’s impact on the video game industry. It seems like your a fan of tf2 and as someone who grew up playing the series I’m also a pretty huge fan. But overall I hope you continue the series no matter what you make next.

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Leviathan 2019-10-21 20:20:07

I Was Honestly shocked by this whole documentary, you do better work than most Big budget corporations. Needless to say, I'm Impressed and glad i watched this

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Chyngo 2020-01-28 09:44:18

While watching, I knew I recognized the music, I had no idea how truly haunting the half life soundtrack could actually be. Fuck. What an amazing video Emp, thank you for so much hard work.

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Sergei I 2019-11-22 21:47:42

Wow this really hit home.... thank you for creating such a fantastic and thought provoking film!

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John Howell 2019-11-07 01:17:08

Another insightful and amazing documentary. Bravo Emp!

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Shawn Babcock 2019-11-23 17:54:55

1983 had another moment where nuclear war came close. During November 4th-7th, NATO conducted a war exercise known as Able Archer. The soviets felt as if the games were them actually preparing to do a first strike, so the Soviet premier Yuri Andropov was ready to launch the Soviet Arsenal in his hospital bed if he felt if even in the slightest that the allies were going to attack

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John Doe 2020-01-18 17:49:22

That part about Japan in the beginning is my favorite, what with perfect music, visuals, and a good topic as a lead up to how making the Japanese surrender was a big feat.

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Shoggo 2019-12-14 02:49:34

I like to think that some meta force created the false warning just to see if humanity could be trusted to continue or not. Seeing that one man, despite all of his training, still had faith that both his country and the enemy he’s lived all of his life hating would never usher in the apocalypse on a whim warmed their hearts. We passed their test.

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MMFan2004 2019-10-24 06:04:12 (edited 2019-10-24 06:04:19 )

A year later...

"There will Never Ever be another Giant Monster like Godzilla (Gojira)"

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exactly 2020-01-02 05:36:52

Note: this isn't the only time something like this happend during the cold war.

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Greg Wayne 2020-01-01 09:58:45

Your video work is incredible. I don't know how much time you spent making this and other great videos of yours but Thank You.

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Ani Kol 2019-10-25 20:35:25

As someone who was born in the former Soviet Union, but grew up in the US, this type of content is super interesting

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Grugg 2019-12-23 22:00:24

I honestly think that there have been and will be many more times where the worlds fate rested in a single persons hands, but nobody realized it at the time or after

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LaterGator 2019-12-10 16:51:53

even with 300k views i feel like this documentary is underrated

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theresa42213 2019-12-07 10:56:08

GREAAAT stuff Emp! l LOVE that you're into the Prog music too! The Roger Dean Yessongs Album artwork blew me away! l bought that album in '81, eight years after lt came out!

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General Ceasers 2019-12-17 05:55:33

Congrats emp, you made my favorite never ever video but also my new fear

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Wasteland Wanderer 2019-11-28 15:32:03

That commie saved us! Thank you and God bless you Stanislav Petrov! Great video emp, these always get better and better, I really get the feelings and emotions from this vid. Thank you man!

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SynthDriver 2019-12-14 07:45:52

In all seriousness, technically we've had multiple judgement days. Anyone remember the Goldsboro B-51 accident where a bomber carrying two nuclear bombs broke up at 9,000 ft? One of the bombs did arm but thanks to a malfuntioning high voltage arming device, it never exploded. The first one was disarmed by only one of four arming mechanisms. Think about that. I also believe we have another judgement day coming up. Our maniacal appettite for resources has already resulted in us using more resources in one year than the earth can supply. We're polluting at an alarming rate. The issue with this problem is that since its consequences aren't immediatly felt, I worry that our collective tendency to procrastinate on issues that aren't banging down the door will be our inevitable doom. I hope we come to our senses before its too late. But that's just another hurdle in the fight for survival. Remember, you're here today because every one of your ancestors fought and overcame their existential challenges. This is not a time to give up but to fight.

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Victor Primal 2019-11-07 01:29:34

Good video EmpLemon. Fat chance you are reading this but for your next Never Ever episode, can you make There Will Never Ever Be Another Pitchman Like Billy Mays. He died 10 years and 4 months ago.

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JooseIsTheName 2019-12-29 20:04:55

I've been watching you since the uncredibles, I know I'm a bit late to this video but it amazes me how much respect and research went into this video. You should do more video essays in this style

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Deego 2019-10-22 05:38:51

You have an exceptional talent. I hope you continue to develop and hone this talent.

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Adrian Rodriguez 2019-12-26 07:27:11

This video is really well made, thank you

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Dr. Dahz 2019-11-26 01:43:38

This was masterfully done !

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Thrill Cosby 2019-11-25 22:03:31

I think you've found your calling dude, these videos are some of the best I've ever seen on this site.

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DoodleWill 2020-01-27 11:18:46

All of the other Never Ever videos: There will* never ever be-

This one: There may never ever be-
Never second guess humanity's power to place people into doomsday scenarios.

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VicRattlehead34 2019-10-29 22:32:41 (edited 2019-10-29 22:39:00 )

In the 60s during the Cuban missile crisis something very similar to this happens in a Russian nuclear submarine and they almost launched the nuclear torpedo thinking world war 3 all ready started but the final commanding officer in the submarine didn't approve the launch therefore stoping the launch

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k 2019-12-12 06:50:08

I like that it pays some respect to him, cause thanks for not blowing us all up

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The Ungulate 2020-01-28 01:42:24

That re-contextualization of the dunky quote was genius.

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B Sa 2019-11-11 22:05:37

man never thought id see the day a ytper become a history channel for one vid

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DeepFriedOddish 2020-01-29 20:34:51

Also worthy of note is Vasily Arkhipov, another Russian (this time, aboard a submarine) who had to make the same call: approve the firing of nukes towards the U.S. and essentially destroy the world, or disapprove. I'm sure you can guess what choice he made.

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Anjolie Barrios 2019-12-14 01:59:09

7:25 So that's where that comes from. Fitting how it's being used to describe nuclear fallout.

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Vozil 2019-11-30 23:35:16

Vasili arkhipov was in a similar situation in the Cuban missile crisis

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An_Annoying_Cat 2019-11-02 20:46:29

16:40 that musical reference is clever.

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Leocommander 2020-01-12 01:08:32

If the parallel universe theory is correct that means that there’s a universe where he reported the missiles and a nuclear holocaust ensued. Just let that sink in for a moment.

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Frank the Lizard 2019-11-23 23:34:35

He saved our lives.

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mapucheeddie 2019-12-20 21:58:41

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THIS IS THE BEST DOUCMENTARY I HAVE EVER SEEN!

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Joshua Sites 2019-12-21 18:16:08

Brilliantly done.

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Sagar Patel 2020-01-26 10:34:34

7:02-7:35 what an unbelievably powerful statement

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Fitfolu 2019-12-01 13:53:39

Your videos are insanely good


Thank you

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Mad Machanicest 2019-11-27 02:09:29

Thank you
This is the best most engaging video on this topic i have ever seen. If you never make another video then you can bie happy Becouse you have truly in reached the heman race as a hola with this work.

I loved every moment of this video and spent 3 time longer the the video it self researching every point and running all your numders. Only to have my mind blown by what i found. The zare bomba bata my should was one of the most nightmarishly deep rabbit holes of All consuming Alsome i ever encountered. That scene for pop fiction but it perfectly. Ture werth of god shit. Its one thing to hear about it an another to do the math to the point you can feel the blast it self. Seeing it so completelt eclapes the Hiroshima blast as to make it completely eralavent is laterally something i will never forgot or be able to un see. Thank you

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Ксеркс 96 2019-11-29 08:33:42

There was alot of sumillar situations on both sides.
I heard story that Soviet submarine almost launch all of it payload because it lost contact with HQ

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Jäger 072 2019-11-19 00:59:47

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CONFORMING AND USING THE METRIC SYSTEM!!! <3

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DavidRSAT 2019-11-11 23:13:34 (edited 2019-11-11 23:13:44 )

I can not find words for how awesome 11:02 is!

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ThunderDomeBoxingTalk 2019-12-26 05:58:55

I gotta admit i would have pushed the button. Wow THANK YOU Stanislav for making the correct choice

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Braedon 2019-10-14 02:11:33

Honestly this is one of the best videos I have ever watchdd

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Clarence Brug 2020-01-09 13:57:51

I really like this video, wish you'd make one on the US and the middle east

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Matthew Burnside 2019-10-10 03:39:25

I am proud of my city for making the nuclear bombs and nuclear power plants.

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Slim 2019-11-16 14:20:06

If you ever do another one of these about a sports player for the live of god please get Jon Bois in on it

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Luke Hartley 2019-10-25 22:51:28

This video has such a powerful effect on me

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Daaave 2019-12-02 02:58:54

Did Emplemon use VideoGameDunkey to describe war using a video game review?

This video is a masterpiece.

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Vozil 2019-10-27 00:38:43

Emplemon: Nuclear warfare has remained in the realm of fiction

japan: am I a joke to you

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TheLetterL ᨆ 2019-12-03 01:33:18

As an Alaskan, Cold War 2 would be catastrophic for me

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phephemigi 2020-01-28 20:25:54

Lemmino makes video about the apocalypse. Ends with a song from Aphrodite's Child called End of the World. (Stanislov Petrov was mentioned)

Emplemon makes a video about the development of nuclear weapons and the threat of annihilation. Ends with a Coke ad about love. (Stanislov Petrov was mentioned)

A double feature of two kinds of perspectives.

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wales doesnt suck 2019-11-02 18:35:18

Mentions the victors of WW2

Doesn't mention the UK, nice

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Zed Boi 2019-12-14 19:44:33

This dude saved the world, and his name is forgotten by most. HOW IN THE FUCK?!?!

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Monseiur Hestmeister 2019-11-24 02:03:49

The void stared back and Petrov didn't blink

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Bodee Weichel 2019-10-31 21:19:55

Can you make more never ever videos that have to deal with the military in some way? NORAD maybe?

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Ique 2019-12-13 20:59:37

11:02 just here to leave the dunkey time stamp

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Scalyfoot 2019-11-22 01:19:58

that pulp fiction section was chilling to the bone

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Keeper movin’ 2019-10-29 05:11:18

We started as people of creation and ended as gods of destruction

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ghostboy1225 2019-11-22 06:38:39

can we appreaciate the fact that at 3:00 he is playing half life music?

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dkskcjfjswwwwwws 2020-07-08 13:04:32 (edited 2020-07-08 13:04:46 )

Yes kelly bailey is a legend

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The Karp King 2019-10-24 06:17:25

My American pride wants me to say that there will be a man more powerful, but this Russian did one of the most American things you can do, trust your gut and stand with your instincts.

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Amelps Xett 2019-12-04 21:00:32

imagine if Stas Petrov just slept

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Marty ScorchedEarthse 2020-01-18 22:01:04

15:16 love that jumpcut

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Chrisma20 2019-12-13 23:34:08

I love this video so much.

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Santiago Ramirez 2019-12-09 04:26:13

16:03 Emp, are you secretly part of the local 58 project or something?

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Aquapod9 [Nightcore] 2019-12-07 06:31:21

The tsar bomb section...








holy fucking shit dude oh my God

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Ben Cheevers 2019-11-25 09:38:48

It happened all ways, multiverse bro, we're just here observing the only possibility that lead to us being able to observe.

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SpaceJamSham 2019-12-31 04:23:10

Fuck it, I’ll still form the Brotherhood of Steel

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Gage Heibeck 2020-01-02 00:34:30

The usage of a quote from videogamedunkey was genius.

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Just Vibin 2019-12-17 04:03:13

22:08 best part of this video

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Jiggynomics 2019-12-14 02:22:21

Requesting there will never be another creator like Stan Lee

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Briar Black 2019-11-25 03:50:17

EmpLemon is the up and coming youtube creator.

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8T7 2019-11-01 12:14:11

there may Never Ever be another athlete as fast as Barry Sanders

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Slenderman12342 2019-10-19 14:53:49

Loving those Quentin Tarantino references

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Pablo I 2019-10-15 03:39:31

Make a “Never Ever” about Avatar the last airbender

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varhah 2019-11-29 17:05:13

this video is amazing

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Boladorn 2019-12-25 14:05:22

Last I looked you made a video about leafyishere going from nothing to something and to nothing. Now, today, I see this. I got goosebumps several times. Bravo, fantastic.

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Leocommander 2020-01-12 01:14:19

We where all saved because one man dare disobey orders.

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Robert Curtis 2020-01-26 14:23:05

I like it Lemon, but there is just too much that's glossed over or moderately incorrect without proper context.

I can't go into everything, but you should have also focused on the exact moment more than the history. The history overall is too much to talk about and you do a disservice to history.

Not a bad video, but there are some issues

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CJ Syblik 2019-11-25 18:33:56

Hold up was this your version of pretty good episode 4? The lost episode? And it's the 4th of yours too. Wow.

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where is my jam 2019-12-04 17:13:27

Amazing

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mahmoody 2020-01-26 00:19:14

What if i didn't wanna be born and wanted humanity to not exist, does that make him my enemy?

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noob2243 2019-10-27 20:49:42 (edited 2019-10-27 20:49:57 )

18:40 "The U.S. and Russia are separated by about 5,000 miles"


Umm... (looks at the Bering Strait and Diomede islands)

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Alexander Shatrovsky 2020-01-02 17:27:26

YouTube documentaries...

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Skitty It 2020-03-07 09:59:11

You'll notice the line is drawn from Moscow to DC.

Their capital cities - as in where the countries are administered from - are 5000 miles apart.

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Lv2089 2020-06-03 13:54:26 (edited 2020-06-03 13:54:45 )

Also it's worth remembering that while Alaska has population centers, they aren't on the scale of LA, NYC, Chicago, or DC. Also Russia is really just tundra in Siberia, and the only major Russian city on that side of the map I KNOW of is Vladivostok. Considering this, EmpLemon isn't exactly wrong...

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Vishrut Iyengar 2019-11-15 14:51:39

This is an underrated video.

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Mason Theurer 2020-01-18 22:01:07

please do never ever on kevin vandam for fishing or kelly slater for surfing

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Bob turtle 2019-10-10 20:43:17

Another amazing video

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screamsauce 2019-11-23 12:27:48

This video is art

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DrPringles 2019-10-29 05:04:35

I love and hate these videos because they interest me yet terrify me at the same time

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Leo 2019-10-12 13:13:54

I dont like this assumption you have of how the military works. The human element is the first and foremost component of any kind of warfare and the idea that the military trains people be robots is absurd.

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Calvin_Coolage 2019-11-07 05:32:31

He's still overall right, especially considering the Soviet military's much more rigid nature, but it's still painting in very broad strokes.

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BrantMKW 2019-12-02 03:25:28

the topic of nuclear annihilation really scares me. fr keeps me up at night. dont be stupid humanity. 🤞🙏

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The Wolf Organization 2019-12-02 05:07:25

This is one of the most scariest videos i've ever watched

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Folfie Lukather 2019-11-22 06:43:42

HOW DID I MISS 4 OF YOUR VIDEOS

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Willy B 2019-11-30 04:06:17

I made a video for school about this 2 months prior, just now finding it!

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Misanthropic Servitor of Mars 2020-01-27 18:42:44

I feel like your explanation of Bushido was poor. But oh well. This isn’t a Japanese history video.

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ROlF And Co. 2019-11-16 17:13:23

trying to fight back the tears

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Mysterious Meme Thief 2019-12-18 11:53:16

I used 22:40 to test our new subwoofer.
It works

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Buscat 2019-10-14 00:42:52

I was so confused when Dunkey came in.. I had paused just before it, and when I unpaused he started talking and I was like "hmm some kinda youtube bug" 😂

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bieltanman 2019-11-16 11:54:10 (edited 2019-11-16 11:55:13 )

they were warned that the city would be firebombed like tokyo did they should have listned oh and both bombs are still lower deaths then the tokyo firebombings

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king dirtbag 2019-10-27 18:45:15

what do you use to make your videos?

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stale cheese 2019-10-15 22:22:00

I can’t believe this documentary is free

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Blueis Notgreen 2019-11-24 21:35:21

You said none of us know how much time we have left but what about people on death row?

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Hugh Jass 2019-10-31 09:04:14 (edited 2019-10-31 09:04:45 )

you should make a never ever about the WRC and the group b racing

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Overloader7 2019-12-06 12:35:25 (edited 2019-12-06 12:36:03 )

9:11 it says "strength;evil" and what narrator says "good and evil"

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Samurai 2019-11-14 19:02:02

USA: Hey Japan
Japan: Yeah?
USA: Vibe check
Hiroshima and Nagasaki gone

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Undead 2019-10-21 13:37:57

The Stanislav Parable

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Kagatsuo 2019-10-19 02:41:59

8:04 I know this video is pretty old (and as such there's not much of a reason for you to respond), but I'm wondering how in the world you got such a discoloration/vhs effect going on?



hahah why is my brain so flimsy

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ABC DEF 2020-01-28 18:37:28

You cant have agency without power lol

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El Catrin C 2019-11-25 03:05:47

A true Slav man

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El Catrin C 2019-11-25 03:15:42

i really cant comprehend what goes inside the minds of those people, they have the power to destroy life at a massive level, and they still can sleep at night.
Sure, drop the bomb, you will erradicate all your enemies, but you will also cause all the suffering for everyone else, including your own people.
imagine waking up, all is nothing but cinders, no building, no plants, no people at all, just the sound of the wind and the smell of hell, and knowing it was all your fault.

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Flyin Mike 2020-01-15 08:01:04

COME ON YOUTUBE LET THESE GET MORE VIEWS DAMMIT

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Jack Z. 2020-01-05 04:54:26

Emp, did you just use an entire segment to reference Local58?

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alfa01spotivo 2019-11-01 19:41:28

There Will Never Ever be Another Game like GTA: San Andreas

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Chase E 2019-10-09 11:07:37

There will Never Ever be another band like Nirvana

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Galax Operi 2019-10-16 02:24:13

Nobody : ...
America : *puts atomic bombs near Russia *
Russia : *puts atomic bombs near America *
America : I’m a good guy!

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SumthingSumTHingS 2019-12-08 05:07:04

Do “There will never be another GTA IV/San Andreas”.

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KATZ MOTEL96 2019-12-11 05:26:18

The videogamedunkey quote was a nice touch

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Gaming. 2019-11-17 01:46:38

>Emp puts local58 in the video
ah, a man of culture, i see

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Robin Reel 2019-11-11 04:10:46

16:40 It's the US Anthem from Local58 - Contingency!

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Olive YTP 2020-10-01 01:22:42

Fitting.

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Cptn d 2020-01-16 00:25:46

fuck yeah, great Soft Machine track

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# lakewood20 2019-12-05 00:10:46

There will Never Ever be another Never Ever video

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Ogeenock 2019-12-18 06:29:27 (edited 2019-12-18 06:29:40 )

Suggestion: There will never ever be another game like Minecraft

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Soft Boi Sam 2019-11-13 23:25:06

The conclusion that it was a false alarm doesn't seem like a difficult one to come to, I'm sure only the dumbest of people would've pressed the big red button on that, luckily Stanislav wasn't overtly stupid.

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ReeseKilroy 2020-01-19 05:26:13

There Will Never Ever be Another Newspaper Comic Like Calvin and Hobbes?

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TovenOvideoRPC 2019-10-29 13:47:23

28:35 Ya'll didn't mind killing 200k lmao, there was no good or evil side

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Stryking Warlock 2020-01-28 02:56:18

It was either that or fire bombing, which would have resulted in more deaths.

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aaron 2019-11-02 03:44:37

loved the 2001 cut

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pigtailsboy 2019-12-05 05:10:35

Thanks for continuing to try.

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C Porter 2019-10-13 04:56:40

why don't they play this in classes instead of the mostly BS and Oversimplified documentaries?

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Skitty It 2020-03-07 10:05:36

Oversimplified is another good creator.

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Alexander Korol 2019-07-07 22:08:57 (edited 2019-07-07 23:39:47 )

The 50th anniversary of the Moon Landings is in 13 days!!! Also, the description is a Russian translation of a certain famous quote from Spy Kids

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cole train 2019-07-08 05:43:34

Is it possible that you could translate? I’d love to know what it says.

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ceraypx123 2019-07-08 06:03:22

@cole train Do you think God remains in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he has created?

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cole train 2019-07-08 07:02:51

@ceraypx123 Ah thank you very much. The translation is appreciated.

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Nate Dawes 2019-10-17 21:55:44

Ooooooh a Fermi paradox reference with an allusion to the Easter islanders. Nice

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Eriq Affandi 2019-07-07 16:50:10

Simply Astonishing sir !
You deserve the best !

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Torgny Haartveit 2019-07-07 17:39:08

You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job. - The Comedian

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Beer-Battered Aggie Syndrome 2019-09-01 23:26:50

I fail to understand how you made a 41 minute video on the 1983 nuclear alarm incident.... and somehow didn't even make a single "99 Luftballons" reference. Maybe you hid it too well. I'm impressed.

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Swaggless 2019-10-18 20:53:46

Dont think I missed that slick Local58 reference

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Eddie Plachno 2019-09-28 17:03:28

22:41 I didn’t realize how scary a nuke was until now...

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Martin Luther King from Walmart 2019-07-18 05:11:15 (edited 2019-07-18 05:11:33 )

according to google transalate, the description says, "Do you think God remains in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he has created?"

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Thomas Finton 2019-11-14 04:24:20

That first NordVPN ad you put mid video, that background audio was made by the local58 channel on their "contingency plan"

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HARKNESS 2020-01-24 04:08:39

We are now 100 seconds away from Midnight
Sleep tight brothers I hope for the best

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King Henry 2020-01-27 18:47:59

2020: Plague Wars

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Fluff the Sergal 2019-10-24 15:11:33

Да, приятелю мой. Я тоже думаю Бог не лубит свой создал. Мы очень страшном.

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Fluff the Sergal 2019-10-27 11:41:17

@JSA Gaming Нет лол.

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JSA Gaming 2019-10-27 12:42:00

@Fluff the Sergal Вы говорите по-английски

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Fluff the Sergal 2019-10-27 22:29:13

@JSA Gaming Да я могу. Почему ты хочешь познаьсят?

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JSA Gaming 2019-10-27 22:45:47

@Fluff the Sergal ok

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Fluff the Sergal 2019-10-27 22:49:35

@JSA Gaming Why did you say "Fuck America"? xD

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Joseph Luke 2019-11-05 04:59:33

Ok ivan

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Isaac DiSanto 2019-09-02 03:19:29

Using a Dunkey audio clip as a parallel to the nuclear arms race is the best thing I have ever seen

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William Jordan 2020-01-23 11:06:44

Dude, you don't have to look hard for equivalents of the "evil empire." Just ask North Koreans, Crimeans, Georgians, east Ukrainians, Tibetans, Chinese muslims, middle eastern gays, Kurds, Russian dissidents with radioactive poisoning, French cartoonists, 9/11 survivors, etc. What fucking universe are you from? Stop with the relativism. That's such a tired trope.

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yeggog 2019-07-07 22:56:22

Well if we can't have Jon Bois' Pretty Good Episode 4, we can always have Never Ever Episode 4

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Kodeb8 2019-07-13 01:19:31

38:39 That legitimately sent a chill down my spine.

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Alexey Saranchev 2019-11-26 19:30:47

I feel so bad for that man. He did everything right and yet is probably hated for it.

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Ganjaman 2019-12-10 01:53:30

The realisation that, if that man had been in Petrov's place, we would've all died, terrifies me. It doesn't just send a chill down my spine, it genuinely scares me.

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Daaave 2019-12-02 03:04:00

Bruh he used local 58 as the music for the sponsor I’m shitting my pants.

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ChrisC7498 2019-07-08 04:58:55

Wow. Truly breathtaking video Mr. Lemon. 15/10

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Tzer 2019-11-15 09:56:58

why isn't stanislav petrov the ruler of the world.

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Josiah Calhoon 2019-07-22 14:52:26

It went from spongebob to nuclear warfare

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Jordan Schoenenberger 2019-11-24 07:47:30

Lol, anyone else here because they watched alternate history hub and were smug because they knew what the video was about?

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Мбн Цринге Бох 2019-12-19 13:07:50

Next Episode: There will *Never Ever* be another video like "The Death of H3H3"

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Kurosan007 2019-07-31 02:02:20

EmpLemon is an internet treasure. Damn this video is good!

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RedMZ 2019-12-30 20:51:28

Make one of these about formula 1

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GrargKnathe 2020-01-29 07:05:07

I love the local 58 look in the ad

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GrargKnathe 2021-07-29 04:07:42

When is local 58 gonna upload again?

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Mr. Mikelvich 2019-12-04 07:09:09

Petrov looks like bajur deadass

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Colby Holbrook 2019-07-09 05:43:07

6 months later...

"There will never ever be a YouTuber like Mumkey Jones"

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Lee Torry 2019-07-23 14:37:05

@Darren Barten whay the hell happened to the guy? his videos dissapeared n shit.

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tangy 2019-07-30 03:32:39

Lee Torry his channel got removed. Look it up. He recreated a new one named “simian jimmy” or something

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bitelaserkhalif 平家boy천궁파워서플라이 2019-09-23 01:06:11

Downward spiral, eh?

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romans revenge The third strike 2019-12-01 03:23:28

2 months and a new state of YouTube video away

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Pedro 2019-10-14 04:25:15

Yeah, I've got time.

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ᴅʀ.ᴅᴏᴏᴍ 2019-07-07 17:51:53

I love these never ever videos keep it up

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ossi_ 2019-10-22 17:19:42

Не делайте

frantic backspace

DO NOT PURCHASE

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Fonzo 2019-07-08 02:16:12

God damn that production quality is A1... You deserve more views... One of my favorite videos on YouTube by far!!

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Technicide 2019-07-08 09:40:16

you're like a mix of john bois and summoningsalt, but turned toward pop culture and memes. (you even used some of the same music as salt in your last NE video)

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Guakstick 2020-01-04 11:06:55

Welp, time to look back at this video considering the current political situation (Jan 4th 2020).

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Jett 2019-07-08 02:53:30

wonderful music, voice, and sound work. The Half Life songs fit especially well.

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Sam Nassirharand 2020-01-29 02:22:40

What’s the music at 9:16

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Damian0816 2019-07-07 18:04:04

Do you think God remains in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he has created?

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Frodo Baggins 2020-01-02 23:17:29

I got my coke after this.

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freddiemcfred12 2019-07-07 16:49:36

There may never be a man more powerful than Soulja Boy

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LimePesto 2019-07-07 17:34:03

All you wanted to be, a soulja, a soulja
All you wanted to be, a soulja, like me
All you wanted to be, a soulja, a soulja
All you wanted to be, a soulja, like me
All you wanted to be, a soulja, a soulja
All you wanted to be, a soulja, like me
All you wanted to be, a soulja, a soulja
All you wanted to be, a soulja, like me

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Nkegoa Ekokobe 2019-07-07 18:17:05

@LimePesto Is this bone thugs?

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Frederick Proctor 2019-07-07 19:42:52

Fucking great video again. Backed by the Half-Life soundtrack and all

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Just A Fan 2019-07-08 00:23:56

It’s only fitting.

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NightRaven 2019-07-08 00:52:10

I need to play that oneday.

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Noah Fessenden 2019-07-08 01:05:54

@NightRaven it's on sale currently. And absolutely worth it.

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Gary King 2019-07-08 03:57:47

welcome to city 17

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SplendidCoffee0 2019-07-08 08:12:42

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.

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Dblanch 2019-07-07 18:04:34

Your documentary skills are getting stellar brother

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PROFESSOR_TV 2019-12-12 11:49:34

well yes, because hilary clinton has that place now

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Alexandre 2019-07-07 17:03:59

The Art of War - DUNKEY Tzu

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Solid Steak 2019-07-07 22:22:28

DUNK TZU SAID THAT AND I’D SAY HE KNOWS A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT GAMING THAN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT, AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!

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Alexandre 2019-07-07 22:34:04

@Solid Steak UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

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Chankiri 2019-07-31 20:16:51

thanks Emp, for reminding me i have coke in my fridge. now i can have a coke AND an existential crisis




but seriously amazing video.

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Donald Olivares 2020-05-02 10:50:06

Some of your editing reminds me of nexpo

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finaleee official real 2020-08-03 05:00:18

20:25 why tf does it look like squidward

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Sekizen 2022-06-04 05:10:20

Huh I didn't know that Zone-tan song was a parody.

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Moataz Seada 2020-06-14 12:48:17

This episode is F•••••g silly

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MeanMiner11 2021-12-06 17:26:56 (edited 2021-12-06 17:28:33 )

Is 16:02-17:30 a nod to Local 58?

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Peppy Sweetheart 2022-06-01 00:30:08

Jem of the 21st Century

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MF DOOM 2020-11-28 06:00:36

Great video. Wtf bro.

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Cousin Vinnie 2019-07-07 19:43:52

Love the use of Half-life soundtrack. Surprisingly fitting.

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Nutticus 2019-11-25 20:52:58

nice spy kids quote in the description

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Jabben099 2020-04-04 04:21:20

someone been watching local 58, haven't they.

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Netherspawn, Spawn of Netherspawn 2021-05-17 06:35:47

God, I hope President Joe doesn't have the nuclear codes

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Solidest Snake 2020-11-08 17:15:55

Serious Local 58 vibes

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mildlymenacingmeem 2019-09-21 20:09:32

Emp: "On July 20th, 1969, man would walk on the moon..."

Me: Nice.

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Cannedscourge 2019-09-23 18:15:38

39:39 Literally made me tear up in public. Thank you EmpLemon. You won the heart I didn't know I had.

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Cole Mach 2019-09-01 00:44:27

I love the fact that I can finally show my family an EmpLemon video and not get weird looks from them.

On a serious note, your commentaries, documentaries, and just all-around production value just keep getting better and better with every video. I never realized how important storytelling was for documentaries until I saw this and your Dale Earnhardt video.

I hope one day my editing skills will be at least on par with yours (and my mic wasn’t so shitty lol) and I can produce content as quality as this.

It’s hard to believe that this is the same guy that made the Uncredibles 6 years ago.

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Ignat Remizov 2019-09-25 16:04:47

This is an absolutely well done documentary on Stanislav Petrov. Thank you for making it. This is worth showing in history classes across the world.

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Hugh Masson 2019-09-29 10:48:31

May sound a tad hyperbolic, but you genuinely give me hope for the younger generations. Your production and editing skills are second to none and the content and delivery is top notch, too. If I could buy stocks in a YouTube channel, I'd plough as much as I could into yours.


Keep on spiralling, Mr Lemon.

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apex698 _ 2019-09-02 20:56:05

Thank you for making this video, this was always I story I thought every person alive should here. How one man had the fate of the world as we knew it in his hands, how he trusted his instincts despite the cost, and won a silent victory for humanity

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Joseph Guttmann 2019-09-25 01:51:28

Without a single shred of doubt, I can say this is the greatest video that I've watched that you've made.

Please, keep up the good work.

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Danzyr 2019-08-31 21:24:38

This is some god tier work mate. I was already aware of this incident but you've presented in such a cohesive and compelling manner that I couldn't help but watch all the way through. Keep the spiral going

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The Sock Puppet Guy 2019-09-13 16:16:59

I actually cried at this, at work, god damn man you deserve every recognition sent your way

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ledboi 2019-09-07 04:24:35

I love these videos so much. EmpLemon, that scene with Sam Jackon's quote from Pulp Fiction. Sent chills down my spine how badass it was.

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Adam Bacon 2019-10-01 23:18:23

Emp, I'm a bit late to this party, but I have to say, your skill in choosing exactly the right facts to say, but more importantly, creating the perfect imagery for the commentary and message is unparalleled. I always knew the nuclear arms race was terrifying in principle, but you gave me chills about it as if you lived through it, and neither of us have, and you did through this precise and effective imagery. Well done!! I appreciate that this series for you is about what you feel like talking about, and is thus eclectic, but I really would encourage you to start a separate series about major historical subjects like this.


Everyone really deserves quality history like this.

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Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz 2019-08-26 10:26:26

I genuinely teared up by the end of this video. Great work.

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Amirul 2019-08-16 16:04:22

Actually there was another man just as powerful.
His name is Vasili Arkhipov, the one man who cast a vote against launching a nuke during the Cuban Missile Crisis.


I mean that did happen way before Petrov's incident, but let us not forget this man's great deed too, cause I noticed that there wasn't a single mention of him here...

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Ram Ram 2019-08-16 01:41:47

Great Video. Schreibe nur selten Kommentare aber man merkt wie viel mühe in deinen Videos steckt, besonders das Ende hat mich zu Tränen gerührt. Du bist eine Inspiration für mich und sicher auch für viele andere Menschen. Mach weiter so!

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Nathan V 2019-09-22 20:59:55

Great subject matter. Amazing story. Wonderfully edited. A masterpiece.

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Dr Cringe 2019-09-20 23:04:25

Another situation happened similar to this involving a soviet submarine that lost communication during the Cuban missile crisis. Real life lore made a pretty good video talking about it

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Agastya Wiwekananda 2019-09-15 06:58:53

wow, how come people like you dont get famous here, such a well produced video. keep it up, proud of ya

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Matt Reynolds 2019-10-08 02:19:35

I find it interesting how the man who saved the world was born a few days after the start of the war that would ultimately lead him into his situation

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Matthias Campbell 2019-09-29 00:12:14

This is phenomenal. A mix of the beauty and humor of Jon Bois, and the glorious EmpLemon. Well done sir.

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Alex Nikiforov 2019-10-06 03:08:27

Very well written and produced video. The Kubrick cut and the Pulp Fiction scripture are my favourite examples of great allegorical work to emphasize a point. Well done. Truly.

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imomo_b 2019-10-04 01:26:51

I cannot believe I have found such an incredible collection of things that I enjoy so much, so well polished and good, I can´t believe it's free. From a former YTP creator and recently a maker of agry rants that didn't cease to swear every five seconds. This video made your channel take a huge turn for the better. The music, the voiceover, the tone, it was all so perfect. All I can say is thank you, you made my day.

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nicolas B. 2019-08-21 05:09:40 (edited 2019-08-21 05:22:26 )

This story has been told many times over, but you added so much to it. Very well done. (Also best sponsor promotion I’ve ever seen)

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eons1993 2019-09-24 02:07:58

it may be because I'm sick and not fully here, my inhibitions are at a low, but this video really made me tear up. Thank you EmpLemon. this was a fantastic video.

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Bas Ingold 2019-09-07 06:46:30

EmpLemon makes some of the most beautiful videos I've ever seen, and not just on YouTube but on all media platforms yet has 1/200th the suscribers of Pewdiepie. Not sure how to feel about this......

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Omnipotent Mitzy 2019-08-29 22:54:17

Definitely your best work to date. I think it will be hard to top this in whatever kind of video you make next.
I'm glad the we were stuck with you.

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Cypof 2019-08-15 17:23:24

Im so proud i knew who he is because there was this article in this history magazine and it was about a guy who stopped the nuclear war.
Thank for telling the stuff that happend and need to be know to this generation by the way im 12.

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PlumlineLTD 2019-09-15 19:22:55

holy shit man, i was just talking with my coworkers about this story the other day. I was not ready for the heavy weight of this video. Very well made.

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legodude19999 2019-09-22 19:17:12

The utter production value of these episodes are ludicrously good, YTP taught you well lol

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Chicote de la acera 2019-08-16 14:19:17

Terrible how this man was treated. Read this story a few years ago, and seems that thanks to this video and other sources people are getting to know this instance of heroism. Hope some statue gets build someday if not by Russia by other country

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Daniel Still 2019-08-14 10:38:35

Making me tear up man! This is a work of art! 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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C C 2019-08-18 11:52:08

This kind of content is wat I subscribed for I have never known any of this an now I'm grateful that I do keep it up U Absolute legend

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DyxoXinoro 2019-10-09 00:02:45

This isn't the first time I heard the story of Stanislav Petrov, but this is the first time I've heard his name. The story itself isn't that rare in the circles I'm used to. The Russian false alarm that decided the fate of the world. But what is normally a five minute story, tops, about an event that's played off as being the single most tense moment in history was turned into an hour long documentary about what I agree was the world's Judgement Day. And a nameless, faceless Russian soldier was transformed into the single most intelligent, humble, and calm man during the cold war. And when compared to that incident in Hawaii not too long ago it truly solidified that the most powerful man in the world is a position that, with any luck, nobody will ever take the title from.

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Cadetri 2019-08-18 17:13:01

Easily one of the best YTP's you've ever made

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lagsmith 2019-09-07 11:58:36

Damn it all to hell, I shed tears at the end. Been while Sir Lemon, been a while.

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Patrick McElrath 2019-10-07 23:04:43

Never stop making these I don’t care if it takes you 15 years to make part five

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screaming 2019-09-29 18:32:10

good video but way too many people overlook the fact that there have been MANY other times this situation happened but only stanislav gets attention

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Абдуллоعبدالله 2019-09-22 15:01:44

Incredible video as always.
Unbiased, fair and educational.

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Dare Run 2019-10-29 16:06:43

unbiased, lol...

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Абдуллоعبدالله 2019-10-29 18:44:32

@Dare Run What exact biases did you find in the video.

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Charles Castle 2019-08-23 17:48:20

Thank you, Stanislav Petrov.

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andyhines12345 2019-08-16 02:36:16

this doesn't have even 1/100th of the views it should have. incredible work, lemon!

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yosh 2019-09-16 22:56:22

Ah yes, Never Ever, my favorite history class

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Gabriel Garcia 2019-08-15 13:27:01

I think that the Pulp Fiction clip used is really perfect, but in more ways than one. Without the context of the movie, it simply illustrates how nuclear weapons has given humans God-like power. However, using the context of the movie makes things more interesting. At the end of the film, Jules reflects that he thought he was the righteous man smiting evil, but was actually the evil tyrant, and truly wants to be the shepherd protecting the weak. Depending on your view of nuclear weapons (and which particular country possesses them) they can be seen as the shepherd protecting the weak or the evil tyranny.

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Voltigeur 18 2019-10-07 20:57:53

This is the most incredible and moving thing I've ever seen

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Kiiwimies 2019-10-02 17:47:19

There's a documentary about this incident on youtube called Able Archer 83. It explains quite well the situation and the mindset around the events of '83

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Charles Dunne 2019-08-14 17:12:59

1986 I would have died during one of the happiest time in my life........thanks for nothing Stan.

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Solid Hyrax 2019-09-26 12:26:34

Unfortunately, what you said in the end is exactly what is going to happen: We have, are, and always be in a conflict with ourselves. The only way to stop this biology within us is somehow transfer away our humanity in what we call today, trans-humanism.
You must understand that this internal conflict is what brought up as big intelligent life form. A double-edged sword, really.

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Markymarc63 2020-09-28 04:43:47

Is this a joke. It needs to be

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T Henoze 2019-08-16 15:23:19

Didn’t ask for the feels but I welcome them anyway

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Toffy 2019-09-05 09:54:13

Another amazing work! <3

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JuanK Gonzalez 2019-09-21 19:24:58 (edited 2019-09-21 19:25:53 )

Putting Dunkey's commentary over the war montage was a masterful decision

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Max Johnson 2019-09-23 03:11:26

It's because he was from the soviet union, which is why nobody knows who he is. nobody would ever be taught to learn about anything from there. Just like how we were taught that the first man in space was john glenn, but it was actually yuri gagarin.

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AscraeusOrange 2019-08-15 20:12:16

im going to watch this over again, thanks for the existential angst mate

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Quinn Stanton 2019-08-19 11:33:17

Beautiful video man. Wise beyond your years.

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Ultimate Thot Slayer • 999 years ago 2019-09-01 20:08:02

It's scary to know what we can do to ourselves and our planet

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Raw som 2019-09-24 11:47:24 (edited 2019-09-24 11:47:32 )

He did what he was trained to do. If circumstances were different it's possible the US could've fired and the world would've probably ended

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ultimategotea 2019-08-22 00:01:56

I may be a little late, but these close calls were way to common. If you understand the idea of immortality through quantum suicide, then you can see the point I am putting forward. Maybe there are an infinite number of universes where these weren't close calls, where millions and billions of people were uselessly killed in an instant of pure human intuition. If the many worlds interpretation is correct, then maybe, as a society, we are... immortal.

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Chris Grib 2019-09-22 20:55:36

I love these lengthy informative videos.

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Crimson Cosmonaut 2019-09-21 17:41:55

I love the editing new style. I have not seen anything like it. great job man. : )

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GioCk 2019-09-30 22:16:59

there may Never Ever be another channel as good as EmpLemon

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Tobias Petersson 2019-10-06 16:13:33

R.I.P Stanislav Petrov!

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IcebatWage 2019-08-23 03:14:15

So I'm only just finding out this video exists because the last EMP lemon video I saw in my subscribed videos was the NASCAR Never Ever and I wanted to make sure he was still alive. Thank you so much for just straight up not showing me EMP's videos Susan W

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Yesn't Non't 2019-08-23 15:59:45

IcebatWage basically same

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Lord of dinosaurs 2019-09-02 16:15:05

Damn Stan we were this close to the Irl fallout, what a lost opportunity

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edog813 2019-09-30 20:35:27

Y’all know its YouTube when a meme channel makes you contemplate existence

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rfosco 2019-08-21 02:58:35

Incredible video, outstanding!

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Theif McLarsony 2019-10-07 16:47:59

I think the point abiut stopping to think if we became gods was very strong. But I think its instead the idea of forgetting where we are in relation to God. The postmodernist and Neo-Religious view that we are the Gods of this universe in our own respective reality is what leads to massive nuclear casualties and the equally staggering abortion casualties. Please make more videos like this.

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shotguhn 2019-08-17 15:37:42

Emp, you made a comment about loving jon bois videos in the Dale Earnhardt video and you took it so far that you LITERALLY MADE A PRETTY GOOD EPISODE.

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Elijah Almacen 2019-10-02 01:45:49

Emp talks about the iron curtain
The video: a literal curtain

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Officer -157- 2019-09-29 02:09:46

The use of Half Life music near the end suites this video perfectly.

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Neo2266 2019-08-29 00:07:45

2:45
Is that Half Life music my ears have been blessed with?

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dkskcjfjswwwwwws 2020-07-08 13:03:48

Glad im not the only one that noticed

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Neo2266 2019-08-29 00:13:07

Oh that’s cool, I didn’t know the Japanese Flag can be easily repainted into a WarFlag

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Da Dude 2019-08-26 20:33:36 (edited 2019-08-26 20:58:42 )

unfortunately, the mentioned cases weren't the only ones of soldiers deciding to go against protocol, in order not to cause the destruction of all human life in the northern hemisphere (and most in the southern).
you'll find more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_close_calls


and then we haven't gotten into the cases which haven't been open to the public yet, due to secrecy.



about 10 years ago, Russia was getting hostile towards Poland and Czech Republic due to the building of anti-missile systems being installed (which were first mistaken for ICBM's). the result was threats going back and forth, regarding nuclear annihilation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_missile_defense_complex_in_Poland
the Obama government then reshaped the plan to this (due to public backlash in Poland and Czech Republic, making these nations in the frontline of future nuclear attacks, making them primary targets, together with locations such as Washington DC, LA, NY, Moscow, St: Petersburg, Tel Aviv and Teheran):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aegis_Ballistic_Missile_Defense_System



even though the cold war has ended, we are still close to nuclear warfare.
and if that day comes... we're all fucked, to put it nicely.

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Flarm3 2019-10-08 01:15:58

This has made me the most uncomfortable but intrigued I’ve been watching a video. Fantastic.

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Juan Manuel Penaloza 2019-09-05 05:56:45

One of our world's greatest heroes: Not a God, not a Leader, not ambitious. Just a guy doing his job.

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Edward Tanujaya 2019-09-06 10:54:32

Or was it, a guy not doing his job?

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Ez Gregory 2019-09-12 19:03:05

My man went from a shitposter to a history teacher

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the real mr mago907 2019-09-20 19:42:27

man wasn't ready for that much power

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A snek 2019-09-23 10:12:58

This is like a goddamn documentary, how does this not have any more views?








No wait actually i think i know why

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Sam MaxGoof 2019-10-07 15:22:54

Back for the 4th time because quality content is always rewatchable

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Lerchs 2019-09-09 13:45:44

Splendid work.

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Cloudy Bird 2019-09-19 01:50:34

description: Do you think God stays in heaven because he also lives in fear for what he created?

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with a side of fries 2019-10-02 01:40:36

Cant wait for the next video keep up the great work

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LateNightMenace 2019-09-04 03:38:29

another masterpiece emp

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Noah Van Hyning 2019-09-23 02:07:28

Best video that I've ever seen, and the best video on this entire site.

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Magna - Zone 2019-09-22 01:14:32

the editing in this video is so fucking good dude

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PlumlineLTD 2019-09-15 19:55:32

all i could do is laugh at the horror of "i did what i was trained to do" at the end of the video.

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Tha TROOPER 2019-09-21 02:39:49

HERES TO YOU, STANISLAV! NOSTROVIA!!!! (basically means "To your health" hen cheersing)

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The Walrus 2019-09-29 01:01:22

There will never ever be another band like The Beatles

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ban1me 2019-08-18 22:42:40

I'd actually never heard the original version of the ending song, just the Zone version.

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さんききやま 2019-08-15 05:59:01

Does that mean if the theories of alternate universes are correct, then in some obscure reality, the world really ended in the 80's :/

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Xlydrs 2019-08-19 19:54:15

Emp should do a never ever on filthy Frank, or perhaps a YouTube geographic.
It's true. There won't ever be another youtuber like Filthy Frank ever again. Not in the direction YouTube is going, at least.

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Alexandrie Diana 2019-09-07 20:40:52

my favorite video ever. i can't believe this only has 200k views wtf fuck youtube the world needs to see this

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nrl tingz 2019-09-26 10:08:19

I like the part about the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962

Keep it up emp!

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Daniel Cardona 2019-09-09 23:44:54

Cmon. Stanislav deserves a national holiday

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Shadedraxe 2019-10-01 17:36:29

An absolutely amazing video

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Omega Centurion 2019-09-05 10:53:30

EmpLemon 2014: makes great YTPs
EmpLemon 2017: YouTube has been on a downward spiral
EmpLemon 2019: we are all gonna die

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Monsieur Seal 2019-09-30 00:27:54

This is kind of video you watch in school, but the narrator has emotion.

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Will B 2019-10-06 13:05:20

Everything about this screams Ahoy and Local 58 and I love it.

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The Pathetic Zoteviet 2019-08-29 15:21:16

Possibly the only time Emp was historical.

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ᒪᑕᗰᑕMΣDIΛTBK [The Broken Kitsumanoid] 2019-10-02 10:07:20

there will Never Ever be a better political-type YouTuber than EmperorLemon

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ᒪᑕᗰᑕMΣDIΛTBK [The Broken Kitsumanoid] 2019-10-02 10:07:38

There's your request, mate. Well done on this series.

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bailey randall 2019-09-30 22:58:02

This is so cool emoji!! Keep it up

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legodude19999 2019-09-22 19:38:26

And this scares me, that city map puts it into perspective and it's terrifying

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João Marçal 2019-09-05 14:21:45

You are amazing emp

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Masaharu Morimoto 2019-09-25 00:00:00

Wow! Amazing doc my dude!!!!

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Homeless Jackie 2019-08-25 01:47:20

Post WW2 documentary, written and edited by, YouTube Pooper

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NateTheReaper 2019-08-23 10:58:52

While its true i miss your poops, you still make incredible content regardless.

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Cawag 2019-09-16 23:28:01

War.
War never changes.

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SquidCultist0 02 2019-09-23 22:38:37

5:31 FOR THE EMPEROR

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IdioticReborn 2019-08-16 22:28:24

Episode 1: will
Episode 2: will
Episode 3: will
Episode 4: may

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Isaac Clorke 2019-09-29 13:32:06

Not all heroes wear capes
Some wear Ushankas

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R C Towse 2019-08-29 21:02:17

EmpLemon you’ve done it again

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Lidl Phoon 2019-09-30 00:15:26

this editing is so fucking good

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Poly Blank 2019-09-25 03:40:58

Emplemon I love your work but I really do think that this piece could be cut in half. You need to decide whether or not this will be an informational or opinionated essay, and it appears that you are attempting to convey an information essay from the beginning. Later however you begin to tell the viewer on how Petrov only managed what he did due to disobeying orders and debate the ethics of millitary comforming tactics. I believe that this hampers your essay and you should either make it clear that this piece has an opinionated viewpoint near the end or keep it purely information, primarily because youtube audiences are quite impressionable and you should make it clear that they should form their own judgement.

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Dare Run 2019-10-29 16:05:04

yeah, I was thinking something similar.

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Calvin_Coolage 2019-11-07 05:41:34

Petrov's quote at the end really hammers it home how off Emp is here. It was literally a part of his job to determine whether or not a projected missile threat was accurate enough to warrant a counter launch.

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Elijah Washington 2019-09-25 19:12:33

I wish I saw this in history class, I might've actually gave a shit

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Neo2266 2019-08-29 00:29:03

20:30
EmpLemon used nostalgia

IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE

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Justin Keith 2019-09-25 05:26:48

this is the most metal youtube video ever created

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Tabby3456 2019-09-02 02:55:32

Craz ppl: The End Is Near!
Cold War: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
chernobyl: Is a thing
Cola: 40:39

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Tabby3456 2020-02-06 03:25:54

I'm not gonna lie
this video made me consider life more than any pasifist
despite not being a forgiving guy

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ZorroCeleste1 2019-08-22 14:36:44

Stanislav Petrov was a true Patriot.

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Bryan M 2019-09-02 17:22:49

Amazing

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GRØZÅ 2019-10-02 08:44:35 (edited 2020-03-22 08:06:14 )

I really enjoyed the Dunkey reference at 11:01 lol

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Ticker Chicken 2019-09-21 18:02:39

Supervillans are in power and are threatening each other with their 'ultimate weapons' over black gold.

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Oboe lord 2019-09-08 20:02:05

I recognized the use of Jupiter from the planets.

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Nightly 2019-08-23 16:43:54

There will never ever be another video game series like Metal Gear

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Liquid snake 2019-08-27 03:56:04

NightlySquigly agreed

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Kelvin 2019-08-23 01:32:05

Girl's locker rooms: "OMG have you seen Rebecca's new boyfriend?"

Boy's locker rooms: 14:58

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ItsMeAspara_Gus 2019-09-04 21:10:51

Fallout VR would've been wild

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loa 2019-09-02 17:53:11 (edited 2019-09-02 17:53:18 )

Stan slav petrov

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Gabriel Fiol 2019-08-18 17:34:26

There will never ever be another Steve Irwin

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Smug The Mugger 2019-09-24 01:53:57

Hey, I could use this for my ninth grade history report. Help me and my gang write out this report so we can use it for school.

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Raw som 2019-09-24 11:39:28

Matthew 24:21-24:22

For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now--and never to be equaled again.

"If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.

Honestly It feels like we're already in a judgement day.

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CIB8282 2019-09-26 21:08:53

It's hard to tell since people have continuously been giving false alarms about it for generations. I don't dismiss it completely but it's not something I see happening in my lifetime.

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dirty pure 2019-08-27 02:04:56

You might be a genius, bruh.

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Alexander Thomson 2019-09-01 07:53:04

Bro this video is 41 mins long and theres no ads

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Falco 2019-08-31 00:49:35

14:49
This is the same guy that plays tails in sonic high school

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kiwi toothpaste 2022-03-25 19:28:42

You mean emplemon was the voice actor in internet historians video?

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NightWng120 2019-09-02 22:21:19

Superb

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jackmeup 2019-09-03 03:42:13

this gives me jon bois energy. i love you

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Rév Up 2019-08-19 22:50:44

Marvelous

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Polybius 21 2019-09-21 17:00:13

YouTube is terribly fucked, I have notifications on for this channel and yet I had no idea this existed even two months after it was uploaded.

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LinusRatTips 2019-08-21 23:30:47

I did a report on this man in 9th grade

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LoveKnife 2019-08-30 16:05:10

that dunkey clip holy shit

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Marcel Cummings 2019-08-16 16:43:08

40:42 I thought to g o d that that was Zone-Tan

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kristoking 2019-08-19 22:07:05

why did i remember this video being about Rusev?

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ok 2019-09-24 03:06:01

Nuke Alarms give me paranoia.

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Josh Sobchak 2019-10-05 19:40:29

There will never ever be another person like Chris Chan

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XchampionXFTW 2020-10-29 03:20:56

Oh really? Look up Dragonlord, he's basically Germany's Chris Chan

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Trey Trent 2019-10-02 05:08:52

am i losing my mind or was that robot wars music at 4:25-4:50

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mattster h 2019-08-14 18:51:52

Lol why are you comparing us troops death since 1975? Wouldnt it be more accurate to show us troop deaths during the pacific war?

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Mediocre DeadGuy 2019-08-16 23:58:15

You kinda missed the point, it's not meant to be a comparison in that sense, it's meant to show that the bomb was so incredibly devastation, that its kill count was that much greater than ALL of our military casualties since the 70s.

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mattster h 2019-08-17 18:09:54

@Mediocre DeadGuy i know that it is to show its devastation but why do it since the 70s? why not troop deaths in the pacific, people who were involved in the conflict with japan and what lead up to the use of nuclear weapons? Its misleading not using these statistics.

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Monarch 2019-08-27 18:26:40

Yugoslavia was not part of the iron curtain. Just wanted to correct that.

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Sad_ Rod_Official 2019-08-17 01:58:53

250,000 people now are more grateful than 42 minutes ago

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༒ꕥ• Substatik Animatik VIDEOARCHIVŒ •ꕥ༒ 2019-08-20 18:15:22

There may Never Ever be another videogame as GTA San Andreas

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Kastrenzo 2019-08-23 13:23:28

I see someone's a fan of Local 58... The music tracks used during the advertisements are almost identical

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Davy FishyStick 2019-08-14 04:56:30

Ах, я понял это описание

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Cosmic Chameleon 2019-08-31 05:04:49

Japanese:bombs pearl harbour and gets nuked: America get nae nae’d

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Caleb Crouch 2019-09-21 22:03:58

Don’t you know nukes aren’t real?

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Griff 2019-09-19 01:41:13

Hey EmpLemon, how did you get Nukemap3D working? It's been dead for years for me

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Germa 2019-08-22 12:03:39

Local 58 never fails to spook me

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Magru Blue 2019-07-07 21:28:38

People think nowadays "What would happen if someone like Thanos can along and wiped out half the universe?" The answer is he already came, he just decided to go against his beliefs and spare us. Amazing work emp.

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TEAM LID; J D 2019-07-08 16:53:02

Ep 1: Spongebob :)
Ep 2: WWE Raw :OO!!
Ep 3: Nascar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ep 4: NUCLEAR WAR

… Well that escalated quickly…

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HAHA ISN'T IT FUNNY? 2019-08-02 05:24:49

Team Lid you escalated quickly

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Kneight 2019-08-02 08:48:49

Escalate me quickly daddy

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Check My Playlist 2019-07-07 16:48:49 (edited 2019-07-07 16:49:01 )

All Russian men are already powerful enough

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Frog Glen 2019-07-07 17:03:27

@Robot Bjorn

Tfw Germany still lost

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Frog Glen 2019-07-07 17:03:45

Twice

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First Name Last Name 2019-07-07 17:21:29

@Frog Glen germany kicked russias ass in WW1,and almost did in WW2 though?🤔

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Ivan 2019-07-07 17:52:52

@First Name Last Name mass murdering civilians is not "kicking ass".

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Wilbur Demitel 2019-07-07 18:23:08

@Ivan Correct, that's why you shouldn't be praising the Soviet Union or it's genocidal leaders, at any point of their history, be it in the revolutionary phase or the final, rotting years.

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IndigoAlkali 2019-07-07 20:48:58

I remember hearing about Mr. Petrov in Lemmino's Grazed by the Apocalypse video.

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Galomortal 2019-09-20 19:40:59

the half life music... is great

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TG300 2019-07-09 02:50:12 (edited 2019-07-09 02:50:39 )

There will Never Ever be another movie like Shrek.

Come on Emp, you know it’ll work.

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Rainkit 2019-07-08 00:19:18

Man. Those Youtube poops gave you great editing skills
I'm glad you made this. I found it very inspirational.

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daidabus 2019-09-23 20:21:58

yugoslavia was not part of soviet union tho.

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Ashatistic 2019-07-07 17:13:47

17:30 EmperorTigerstar + EmperorLemon


In the words of Mr Peanutbutter, "Is this a crossover episode?".

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Trolmaster - 2019-07-07 18:06:00

The 2 emperors

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Cass Pcola 2019-07-07 18:15:22

Sam Satore The Diarchy of Shitposting and Mapping lmao

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MeowTheRainbowX 2019-07-07 18:19:17

+They could found a new field: shartpostography.

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Alnair Yorim 2019-07-07 19:37:54

How I wish these two emperors would meet.

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mxpph 2019-07-07 19:17:50

Love the use of the Half-Life music...

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Amine rami 2019-10-09 08:33:25

I FUCKING LOVE U MAN

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Amine rami 2019-10-09 08:39:14

YES I FUCKING DO LOVE YOU

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lenin, the beanie sou hacker. 2019-09-25 00:15:49

i loved that mrmeatman audio clip.

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stɐlla 2019-09-21 22:57:44

that nexpo music hit me hard

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It's all good man 2019-07-07 17:17:00

straight outta nowhere dunkey voice, almost forgot I was watching emp

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Charlie Hartman 2019-07-07 16:48:56

Never been faster to click on a vid. Thanks for another master piece Emp!

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Sainguin 2019-07-07 17:51:44

I don't think I've ever regretted clicking on one of your notifications. How do you keep raising the bar with every video, dude?

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Hi I'm ALT 2019-09-15 16:10:35

EmpLemon listens to Soft Machine???

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neil 2019-09-23 19:28:58

the way the sponsor was shown gave me local58 flashbacks

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Rubigo 2019-07-08 04:17:09

actually a good video, breath of fresh air for this website

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shane foster 2019-09-17 21:40:50

Never ever: the Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Legoluigi26 2019-07-07 19:15:09

🎵Standing.
On the edge.
Of the crater.
Like the prophets once said.🎶

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José Hernán 2019-07-08 01:07:24

God tier song my man, the metal gear saga is something else

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ShimSham 2019-07-08 03:44:40

And the ashes
are all cold now
no more bullets
and the embers are dead

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José Hernán 2019-07-08 03:54:31

Whispers
in the air
tell the tales
Of the brothers gone

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Toadtoad12345 2019-07-08 04:35:41

Desolation
Devestation
What a mess we made
When it all went wrong

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José Hernán 2019-07-08 04:49:02

Watching
from the edge
of the circus
For the games to begin

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Michael Hird 2019-07-08 05:18:36

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dvrk 158 2019-07-07 17:06:58

This is very similar to jon bois, and I like that. Great job with the series, emp!

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MeatwadMeatwad 2019-07-07 16:56:02

Jesus christ you just got instantly claimed, rip.

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Daniel C. 2019-08-15 01:30:28

I didn’t even get a notification for this video wtf

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Babar 2019-07-08 06:50:55

Man you've came a long way from your origins as a Youtube Poop maker.

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Niklas K. 2019-07-09 02:37:07

Damn you make me cry at 04:30 am
"I did what i was trained to do."

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# lakewood20 2019-08-30 22:05:13

When’s 5 coming out?

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Tusk 2019-08-30 07:31:31

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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Gabe Yee 2019-07-25 15:16:19

There will never ever be a war like the war on terror

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Dalton Robert Pepple 2019-09-24 04:23:22

22:41 WOAH

I just farded and shidded my self.

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ekisacik 2019-10-04 04:04:17

I recognize those local58 samples!

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lagsmith 2019-09-07 11:19:56

POI #436
Internet Persona
EmpLemon

We act on behalf of our government.
We act in the name of peace and survival beyond a single solar system

You have been selected for our cloning and genetic preservation programme
Detais for collection of your genetic material to follow soon

We hope you share our vision.

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Hayden 2019-07-08 07:19:19

Loving the Local 58 vibe and music!

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Kungfupandacam 2019-07-07 20:31:20

EmpLemon has gone full Jon Bois.

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Nifty 2019-07-08 08:47:01

Kungfupandacam Even has similar text too I’m glad to see youtubers going in Jon’s direction

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Austin Setser 2019-07-07 16:58:49

I love that the title says “may”
There’s still a chance that this could happen again

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Ya'akov 2019-08-22 00:40:34 (edited 2019-08-22 00:54:11 )

half-life music very nice

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SonicBro 64 2019-07-07 17:06:28

Didn't know that EmpLemon was fluent in Russian.

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Diego Saavedra 2019-10-02 03:34:38

Did you put the pink Bbckground on Igor Gouzenko as a Tyler reference?

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Jay Gatti 2019-07-11 04:51:35

I genuinely wanted to crack open a can of Coke after the vid ended, but all I have is Pepsi! :(

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Countsponge01 2019-09-24 21:25:48

10:27 what is that song ?
10:27 what is that song ?

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Sirduck Ouf The North 2019-07-07 18:02:56

the sponsor part was cool, had effort put into it gj dude

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the real mr mago907 2019-09-20 19:46:27

this song though

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Just Some Guy with a Mustache 2019-07-07 18:44:55

Idiot me thought Stanislav Petrov was a YouTuber and we were talking about how there will never be a meme that is more meme'd than the atomic bomb.

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joao limão 2019-07-07 23:28:48

I thought he was gonna talk about the guy who fought rocky balboa

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Noah Fessenden 2019-07-08 00:57:16

I thought that was Stalin's real name.

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Dalton Robert Pepple 2019-09-24 04:38:28 (edited 2019-09-24 04:38:34 )

Russia and the US are separated by less than a mile of water. Lol.

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Fredrick Tall 2019-07-16 02:38:14

I’m calling it, there will never ever be a video game like team fortress 2

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why my pee pee hard 2019-07-18 00:22:51

he might do minecraft and ride the minecraft train on YT rn, but tf2 is more probable

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Christhefast222 2019-10-04 09:11:58

Good vid

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Cynical German 2019-08-14 08:11:49

Downward spiral

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Alphox 2019-07-08 01:23:33

This is probably the best channel on YouTube.

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ZOMBIESTRESSIN 2019-09-01 15:52:59

donkey made the atomic bomb

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Doctor Mantis Toboggan 2019-09-23 21:11:14

Why does nobody talk about the korean airline massacre?

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Militant Pacifist 2019-07-07 17:26:30 (edited 2019-07-18 09:08:41 )

Ironic how Einstein’s work was involved in the work of the atomic bomb even though he a pacifist.

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Calvin_Coolage 2019-07-07 17:49:08

Was he a pacifist before or after the bombs dropped?

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Max Mcdonald 2019-07-07 18:34:30

@Calvin_Coolage He was a lifelong pacifist which was one of the reasons he renounced his German citizenship as doing so would prevent him joining the army as his views were opposed by Germany's militant views which became more apparent after Hitler became the leader of Germany.

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Calvin_Coolage 2019-07-07 18:37:44

@Max Mcdonald I see. I knew he was a pacifist, I just didn't know he always was. Hell, I thought the reason he left Germany was because of the Nazi party's stance on Jewish people, not anything to do with his pacifism.

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Max Mcdonald 2019-07-07 19:04:52

@Calvin_Coolage Pacifism was one of the reasons, not the only reason or even the main reason for him leaving as Nazi Germany's hatred of Jews to a extermination of the religion and any people who are Jewish including Albert Einstein as him staying in Germany would cost him his life so he went away to America, he never forgive Germany, his home country for committing the holocaust.

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Calvin_Coolage 2019-07-07 19:08:21

@Max Mcdonald I just never realized his pacifism made up part of his reason to leave.

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Max Mcdonald 2019-07-07 19:14:37

@Calvin_Coolage If you want to know more about his views, you use other sources of information as i am no expert in history.

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zanec14 2019-08-26 14:22:27

The world doesn't need religion, it needs understanding.

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