Any advice for a freshman in high school.

Freshman year is a complete waste of time, even if you take advanced classes.

Edgy The Hedgy drop out and get into a vocational school.

Be late to every class so I don't need to see you in the hallway

Yeah I'm gonna be a sophomore next year remember don't get involved in the drama and there's a lot of snakes in the grass, also most administrators are corrupt and let asshole teachers and bullies run rampant I'm also stuck with my reputation as a pothead who's always running from the cops who also roasts teachers who treat me like shit.

go watch papa franku m8, he gives the best tips

Macho Man Kool Aid Man <br>Don't talk to fucking anyone

Macho Man Kool Aid Man
Don't talk to fucking anyone

there's literally no difference between a kid that studied for 3 years more than you and yourself. But they like to pretend there is. Source: i'm an adult

Erketile Dysfunction You have it easy, although people will treat you like shit

@Waffen-SS Soldier heres my normal schedule:
Mondays & Fridays:
Each class is about 48 minutes long but you have to go to every class.
Tuesdays,Wednesdays & Thursdays:
You only have to go to 5 of your classes but each class is an an hour and 8 minutes longs.
Plus lunch is usually a pain in the ass as lunch is 30 minutes long which seems easy but it's usually 15 minutes of standing in line and 15 minutes of eating.

@Erketile Dysfunction It's true. But whats worst is those IEP which was is for people who need Special Needs. And for some reason the school system thought I had Special Needs because I didn't want to start reading books in 1st grade. So they treated me like I had Autism from 2nd Grade-12th Grade. I had to suffer being treated like I had "Special Needs" and every class I was small and was 90% made off people from other countries who I couldn't understand. I was doing the best IN EVERY CLASS AND GOT STRAIGHT A's so I thought by 9th grade would be the time I could finally be in classes with people who were smart as me, but the school system said "NOPE" and kept me in classes where it was MADE FOR PEOPLE WITH REAL SPECIAL NEEDS. And that's when I said "Fuck it i'm done with this shit." And stopped giving a fuck and realized that it was all useless and was just waiting for it to end. The teachers acted like I was disabled I would just say "Do I like look and sound retarded to you?" The point is DON"T BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY!!!

@Waffen-SS Soldier in my opinion school is just useless shit you don't need to learn after 6th grade.

@Erketile Dysfunction Well my life is much better because I've been done with school sense 1999.

My advice for a freshman in high school would simply be: Enjoy your time. Use safe sex and find out the things that interest you. Just take it one day at a time.

In my Freshmen year of Highschool I realized that all the shit they were teaching me was useless to what I wanted to do for a career. It was all useless shit I forgot the second we stopped studying about it. Science class was fucking useless I don't even remember a fucking thing, same for English, and the other Subjects.

@dtexs40 <br>Fair enough. Society hasn't given us many reasons to be optimistic, honestly.

@dtexs40
Fair enough. Society hasn't given us many reasons to be optimistic, honestly.

@Gaige the Mechromancer I've tried to be optimistic many times but society just keeps giving me reasons to not be. Although I'm not always down like I used to be, so I guess I would be a realist then. I don't really have any expectations for anyone/anything now, just observations based on my experiences.

@dtexs40 <br>That's pretty much my story too, depressed and on meds to apathetic about everything. Didn't give a shit when I graduated. Biggest difference is I turned into an optimistic person who loves everyone, and you...pretty much didn't.

@dtexs40
That's pretty much my story too, depressed and on meds to apathetic about everything. Didn't give a shit when I graduated. Biggest difference is I turned into an optimistic person who loves everyone, and you...pretty much didn't.

TL;DR
High School will make you feel useless for not being the absolute best student getting %90+ in every course.
It made me depressed because I thought my life was pretty much worthless at that point and I lost the desire to keep trying anymore.
Once you graduate High School, you'll realize all that shit they shoved down your throat was a load of crap to intimidate you. The world may be unforgiving, but it's not as unforgiving as High School makes it seem, so don't even bother listening to what they say.

High school will constantly be shoving two things down your throat 24/7. "Figure out what you want to do with your life". And "You'll never make it into post-secondary if you don't get the highest grades".
Ignore it. Completely. Pretend that doesn't even exist. It's all bullshit and does nothing but stress you out.

Throughout my entire 4 years in High School I hadn't the slightest clue what career I want to pursue, and to this day I still don't know. Every year that passed I became more stressed by the increasing amount of school work while simultaneously trying to find a part time job. Any job I applied for never responded back to me.

By the 12th grade I was depressed. Seriously depressed. Like, diagnosed by a doctor and prescribed pills depressed. That whole year I just kept thinking, "I'm a failure. I can't get a part-time job, I have no idea what I even want to do with my life, and even though I'm trying my best, my grades could still be a lot better than they are." This was coupled with the fact that the cost of rent and housing just keeps going up and I started to think that buying a house was some kind of fantasy.
Then the apathy kicked in. Now it wasn't just that I couldn't do those things, but I had no interest in doing them either. "Why even bother trying?" I thought, "I'm screwed no matter what I do. The only way out of this is to win the lottery or something." Even at my graduation ceremony I felt no emotion. Nothing at all other than, "Just get this over with so I don't have to see this place ever again."

But then during the summer, I started applying to colleges in the science & technology department, since that was about the only thing left I had an interest in. It turns out the prerequisites for most of them are really basic things like, "Grade 12 English credit, Grade 12 Math credit,  Some kind of tech course, and your High School diploma".
So I got accepted into a college pretty quickly, and once I started it, it was like starting over my life. There's much more free time to work on assignments, depending on your schedule you don't even have to be there the whole day, and the professors make sure you understand where your course can lead you in life and provide the necessary skills to do so.
So all that pressure in High School was for nothing. I was panicked and depressed for no goddamn reason and I'm still pissed off about it. The school system is horrendous.

*TL;DR*
*High School will make you feel useless for not being the absolute best student getting %90+ in every course.*
*It made me depressed because I thought my life was pretty much worthless at that point and I lost the desire to keep trying anymore.*
*Once you graduate High School, you'll realize all that shit they shoved down your throat was a load of crap to intimidate you. The world may be unforgiving, but it's not **_as_** unforgiving as High School makes it seem, so don't even bother listening to what they say.*

High school will constantly be shoving two things down your throat 24/7. "Figure out what you want to do with your life". And "You'll never make it into post-secondary if you don't get the highest grades".
Ignore it. Completely. Pretend that doesn't even exist. It's all bullshit and does nothing but stress you out.

Throughout my entire 4 years in High School I hadn't the slightest clue what career I want to pursue, and to this day I still don't know. Every year that passed I became more stressed by the increasing amount of school work while simultaneously trying to find a part time job. Any job I applied for never responded back to me.

By the 12th grade I was depressed. Seriously depressed. Like, diagnosed by a doctor and prescribed pills depressed. That whole year I just kept thinking, "I'm a failure. I can't get a part-time job, I have no idea what I even want to do with my life, and even though I'm trying my best, my grades could still be a lot better than they are." This was coupled with the fact that the cost of rent and housing just keeps going up and I started to think that buying a house was some kind of fantasy.
Then the apathy kicked in. Now it wasn't just that I _couldn't_ do those things, but I had _no interest_ in doing them either. "Why even bother trying?" I thought, "I'm screwed no matter what I do. The only way out of this is to win the lottery or something." Even at my graduation ceremony I felt no emotion. Nothing at all other than, "Just get this over with so I don't have to see this place ever again."

But then during the summer, I started applying to colleges in the science & technology department, since that was about the only thing left I had an interest in. It turns out the prerequisites for most of them are really basic things like, "Grade 12 English credit, Grade 12 Math credit,  Some kind of tech course, and your High School diploma".
So I got accepted into a college pretty quickly, and once I started it, it was like starting over my life. There's much more free time to work on assignments, depending on your schedule you don't even have to be there the whole day, and the professors make sure you understand where your course can lead you in life and provide the necessary skills to do so.
So all that pressure in High School was for nothing. I was panicked and depressed for no goddamn reason and I'm still pissed off about it. The school system is horrendous.

Pick the best lockers before the upperclassmen do.

Don't fucking stress yourself out in the first quarter

We all like to joke, but here's some serious advice from a 20 year old loser who fucked up her high school experience hard: DON'T BE AFRAID TO DO THINGS. If you're interested in a club or an event, don't be shy. Do it. Talk to people, every kind of person has a group they belong to. Work hard in academics, but don't be worried if you have no clue what you want to do with your life. Fuck, if you're a senior don't be worried about not knowing about your future. Your school is going to tell you to worry about it. They want you to know everything and have it all figured out by about junior year. Don't bother. I only just figured it out. Put schoolwork in your highest priority, but try to have a social life. Meet people. There's really too much shit I could tell you for one comment, but the biggest thing is not to worry. Be a kid, have fun. Try to make friends so you don't get lonely (even a shut in like me got lonely), but don't feel bad if you can't make many (I had very few during high school). High school should be a fun experience. Don't be an edgy, arrogant piece of shit like I was.

Try your best to not get involved with a shady crowd; it can end up ruining your life. Start thinking seriously about what you want to do for a career, so you can take the appropriate action when you get out of school (whether it be college or something else).  Don't fuck around too much, but try to enjoy it too; this is the last few years when you won't have to fend for yourself as an adult.


Glad I didn't watch this when this came out, cuz I was a shitty little freshman then


You went through all of Highschool without going to a party? Oof

Gavin is Gavin is Gavin is Gavin is Gavin


Can we talk to you if we <b>can</b> drive a car but are in a financially unstable situation?

Can we talk to you if we *can* drive a car but are in a financially unstable situation?


You cannot know strength UNTIL YOU ARE BROKEN


HOW THE HELL ARE YOU JUST STARTING SCHOOL!!!!

332211ggGHGFF "Sure - education's important, but what's the point if it doesn't get u a job and shit. Sure let's know all this shit and do all this work just to do a job that don't make enough for anyone..." Dude, that was so spot on. You nailed it.

None of the shit I learned from 1st Grade-12th Grade didn't gave me the job I have today which is a railroad engineer. And I don't even remember anything from the classes I took...

Hey education is key in life.
with that said ..... >>>> TOO BAD

Too bad schools and the committee or people in charge of the system ARE THE BIGGEST SCAM TO THE PEOPLE.

Sure - education is important, but what's the point if it doesn't get u a job and shit. Sure lets know all this shit and do all this work just to do a job that don't make enough for anyone...

Since Emp is venting I decided to do so also.

Oh. I hate High school! I feel like I being butchered with work

I fucking hate collages... I don't even have a smidge of artistic ability...


Be lucky you have lockers, my school only has half the lockers we need.


lol your schoolsystem sounds incredibly easy, we don't have lockers we dont have parking space and we have a shitload of rules. but at least our managment and administration is top notch<br>american schools really sound sad

lol your schoolsystem sounds incredibly easy, we don't have lockers we dont have parking space and we have a shitload of rules. but at least our managment and administration is top notch
american schools really sound sad


I don't like that you are two years younger than me and much more productive and talented.


My school tried to kick me out of 7th grade because I had anxiety 🎉🎉🎉


Huh didnt know my brother was around 2-3 years older than EMPlemon


Wait... Choosing lockers?.... 5 dollars!? what kind of school is this? I know shit changed since my day, but that shit was assigned and free, what is this scam?


I hated my senior year because all my friends graduated when I was in grade 11


This seems like a Washington kind of thing to do.


Your rage level hasint reached any level than any other person has taken


4:20 fucking hell im a freshman and I don’t even use my locker


My senior year caused a patch of my hair to turn gray. Shit sucks.


I liked the Shane McMahon instrumental in the background.


Im feeling the same way as a now 8th grader, fucked over by people who dont give a shit, Like you I Always did good in school all A's I also reached Nuclear rage, after my school didnt have their shit together, and fucked up people grades, including mine, gave me classes that intersected in time slots, so I could possibly make all classes, they told a lot of people including 2 of my best friends sorry we cant do anything when they clearly could do something, with grading cause they both had a family emergency that I knew of and could verify.


My school still treats me like a f***ing kindergarteners


I was given a random locker. Haha fun times all around dead memes woohoo please kill me just do it.


I never got the whole senior freshmen stuff, that's just an american thing


Weird, Senior year for me, my locker was assigned to me


You know, I was fine until you mentioned IB. IB IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE EVER BEEN CREATED. ALL YOU DO IS APEC ESSAYS NO MATTER WHAT CLASS YOU'RE IN. IN MY SCHOOL, EVERY SINGLE CLASS IS REQUIRED TO DO 1 APEC ESSAY ASSIGNMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR AND I ALMOST HAD TO DO ONE FOR FRIKIN B A N D CLASS. WHAT!!!!!!<br>Edit: but also I didn't have to worry about IB until I moved to a different county half way through 6th grade. It's useless. More useless than writing an essay in PE class.

You know, I was fine until you mentioned IB. IB IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE EVER BEEN CREATED. ALL YOU DO IS APEC ESSAYS NO MATTER WHAT CLASS YOU'RE IN. IN MY SCHOOL, EVERY SINGLE CLASS IS REQUIRED TO DO 1 APEC ESSAY ASSIGNMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR AND I ALMOST HAD TO DO ONE FOR FRIKIN B A N D CLASS. WHAT!!!!!!
Edit: but also I didn't have to worry about IB until I moved to a different county half way through 6th grade. It's useless. More useless than writing an essay in PE class.


Wait a minute... YOURE a freshman! (At the time of making this)


what version of another bric in the wall was that? the solo was different


that's why you shoulda skated by on the bare minimum like me.


holy shit emplemon lived belived in a hiearchy


I'm 6th grade I reached pure rage I broke a table


Junior year boiz, letszzz goooooo!!!11!1!1!


you have to pay for lockers? what the fuck?


Well, right now I'm in sophomore year of high school...


2:00 Dude when I was little school started at least a few weeks before my birthday. But this year the first day was on my birthday, August 10th


My senior year was the same as the others. Learn about shit, write shit, and get shit.


Nuclear Rage...i gotta start using that term


In what school do 8th graders get a half hour of homework!?


Damn getting deja vu here. Highschool is bad enough but when the administration is shit I get fucking infuriated.


High school sounds fun, but you should totally make Frying Dory

Finding Dory DVD Release Date November 15, 2016


bruh my senior year was the same and it was last year too


My last year at school was shitty too, I understand you


Beat up a freshman and take there locker, assert your authority


i´m from a different country so... how old are these 8th graders (btw i´m 16 and in my country thats 9th grade (aka almost out of school (currently at exams)))


man, every youtuber sounds like FUNKe all of a sudden


-little background: my dad was an abusive, powerhungry piece of shit, so my mom had to raise four kids by heerself. -I didn't even get a senior year cause I got my ged. Isn't that supposed to be dandy? Maybe, I dunno. I even went through an entire year of solitude ever since we moved. No contact with friends, just hoping that things will get better. Things only got worse. (I think attending our schools graduation ceremony might have been the biggest regret of my life). -tl;dr I fucking hate life and everybody in it, and there's always the way-out machine.

Unknown Failure what happened in the graduation ceremony?


In my high school there are two thousand seven hundred students way more than half are freshmen lunch is long to wait and foot traffic is bad and you got software who think they are better than freshmen even they are worse school can’t plan but so far school is just fire better than my middle school


I find it crazy to think a 17 owning a car in America is normal.


Oh shit, I'm going to do Ib, any advise?


Fuck, IB? That´s sad man, hope you got the Diploma


talk about Davey Jones fucking jump scare holy fucking shit dude


I’m about to be a freshmen but cmon man I can’t fucking drive a car at 13, I would really want to but the law doesn’t let me man. I do agree that seniors should get top priority because they work more than lazy asses like us 13 year olds.


The Downward Mental Spiral strikes again....


I'm a sophomore, does that make me better? (jk i know it does)


I am a fresh man but I respect you ... Frying dory


Wow, your real mood is way off from your social mood.


oh im a sophomore e.e cant we just skip senior year? XD


I am a freshman this year but o completely believe that I am no where near the top of high school


👏👏👏You got an advertisement from Bethesda


I go to a charter and experience none of this shit


My older brother is in IB. He graduated recently.


Doesn't your school give you a Agenda (Planner)


When the fuck does it make any sense to give freshmen priority


I graduate High school in 2021 (Currently a freshman).


I'm a fresh man and I just bike everywhere


As a current sophomore, I also hate freshman


I still don't even know where my locker is. Most people at my school don't bother with lockers.


is there going to be any big vids in the near future


My school is terrible as well as me having six more years of it ... How nice


You scared the shit out of me   with that ear rape


I'm gonna be a freshmen and I'm gonna take the bus


I’m reporting you for raping my ears far too many times. I’ll need therapy for this level of assault.


Well I'm in middle school and now I'm scared


If schools are going to be this bad, then they should get rid of the gpa system.


>tfw senior this year and fucking hating it already

every day I'm just killing time, I can't wait to be out of this daycare


It's funny this video ties in with your "Homer's enemy" analysis


Where i live school ends the 15th of June and ends the 6th of September!


I know im gonna hate that shit, thank god I'm still a tenth grader.


"The Library"
Insert Columbine footage here

"The Library"
*Insert Columbine footage here*


We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"


did we go to to the same school? i graduated in 2015 and the same shit happened to me the same year


At my school lockers and planners were free.


You had to try hard in high school? I had maybe 20 homework assignments in my entire four years of high school! Even with those assignments I didn't really have to do them. And even when I did get a bad grade the teachers just let me make it up. High school sucks but only because it's so fucking boring.


This is why my high school has a freshman center!<br>Which I’m at...

This is why my high school has a freshman center!
Which I’m at...


Wait, for you ib is school but expert mode? Well you see, in gemany that is actually kinda considered standard and Abi is considered hard, not to say I get wut ure talking about


senior was shit for me too, senior year is super overrated


You should be a wamen<br>People respect wamen

You should be a wamen
People respect wamen


I was stoned the whole time and got zero action. High school was terrible. All those people were idiots. Vapid people. I remember two people i knew died on two seperate instances within two days and that was horrible. High school was horrible.


jeezus they let the freshmen pick their lockers first?! What kinda shit is that lmao. fuckin opposite day


SENIOR YEAR TRIGGER WARNING! YOU'RE TRIGGERING MEEEEEE


God you really like using Pink Floyd music and visuals don't ya. Good man.


You said "soiled", but did not make a Spongebobo reference...


Wait... YOU HAVE TO PAY RENT FOR A SCHOOL LOCKER?! fuck that.  when I went to high school the locker was free but you bought your own lock..  Ive still got mine in a storage box somewhere all these years after finishing XD


At least they're not charging you $200 for spots that were previously free (minus the $50 parking fee)


i am a freshmen. My mother wont drive me. I take the shitty dinky musky bus.<br>And even i feel bad about your car situation.

i am a freshmen. My mother wont drive me. I take the shitty dinky musky bus.
And even i feel bad about your car situation.


As an IB senior whose school also seems to not give a fuck, and is also handled very shittily because my district is trash and can't get qualified administrators, I relate to this on a spiritual level.


YOU WERE IN IB!? FUCK YEAH! MY IB BROTHER


is a freshman, rides the bus, people who rides the bus{freshmans and some sophmores}. gets crammed every bus. misses 3 buses per day cuz every bus is full. bell doesnt ring, is late to class a few times. campus is big af. lunch is with the whole school. rains every 2 seconds, school starts at 8. wakes up at 6. also i have to buy bus cards every month cuz the district says my home is not 1.5 miles away. used to be 1 mile. yet some people who live where i live gets it. there is no time in school to do anything. and the classes are 1hour and 15 mins long. only 5 min passing. cuz of the new bell schedule.<br>but in middle school things where worst cuz they expected students to relate to things that i cant relate to.

is a freshman, rides the bus, people who rides the bus{freshmans and some sophmores}. gets crammed every bus. misses 3 buses per day cuz every bus is full. bell doesnt ring, is late to class a few times. campus is big af. lunch is with the whole school. rains every 2 seconds, school starts at 8. wakes up at 6. also i have to buy bus cards every month cuz the district says my home is not 1.5 miles away. used to be 1 mile. yet some people who live where i live gets it. there is no time in school to do anything. and the classes are 1hour and 15 mins long. only 5 min passing. cuz of the new bell schedule.
but in middle school things where worst cuz they expected students to relate to things that i cant relate to.


Bruuuh why couldnt the freshmen use public transport


What's your high school, EmpLemon? We should sue it!


I'm in Senior year now. And its okay. Not terribly hard like Junior year, not Easymode like Freshman year, just okay.


2004 Talladega. Nice.

Edit: and 2002 Busch at Talladega. Really nice.


Follow true with college man I didn't do it bro even if it's a trade


So... Did you litterally go to my school?


Cool story Bro.   i dont reeeeememeber high school.


Honestly not annoyed about the ear rape, I use headphones but I think it doesn't really effect me. But god damn, the ear rape when you were talking about your locker, made me jump. And then I broke my cheap ass chair.


I'm about to go to high school..... I no longer want to go to high school


The only reason school is relevant in getting a job now is because all the easy, medium wage, decent jobs moved over seas because theres no minimum wage. But seriously, school is a joke I have the potential to get straight A's but fuck it im going to have fun while not having any adult responsibilities yet and I'm just going to get decent grades, then go to community college, then attend a good college.

But seriosuly lockers suck, in middle school 6th graders got the smallest lockers, 7th the medium lockers, then 8th the biggest, but when 7th grade started the 6th graders got the medium lockers and we got the small one and my locker was the one a kid pissed in, then 8th grade they made us use the 6th grade lockers which we couldent fit our backpacks in because of how much shit we had to carry. Then high school 9th grade we got smaller lockers, and this year (10th grade for me) the lockers are so small it can barely fit a jawstring bag. Yeah, fuck school


And this is why I'm not going to Rosemont Highschool


Why do some countries start school in August? My school starts in the end of September


Am freashman, can confirm that we are all pretty much all little shits.  At least im self aware, right?


(Story Time). Thats where the clicks are


JFC you come off as super entitled. I mean you were a senior (at the time) it ain’t anything special.


Currently working on my schools communist revolution.


I get it, people treat freshman like black people in the 60's.


5:46 I was listening with headphones.9:56


When this happened, my city flooded.(Baton rouge)


Hey I'm in ib too. Sl marks come out this weekend. Suffer...


Awww... boo hoo. Let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin...


Well good thing I'm driving heavy equipment for my college course.


Our school assigns lockers, however, letting Freshmen pick first, is still STUPID! What the hell?!


Even i got angry from listening to this video


I'm a freshman and I ride my bike to skool


wait<br>americans have to pay money for their lockers

wait
americans have to pay money for their lockers


all in all it was all just bricks in the wall


I was a fresh man last year and I don't think that freshman should have been allowed to pick lockers first

Metal-X 2001 oh thank you for saying should have and not should of on the first try, thank you thank you thank you


They ran out of planners ... not good planning their part


I'm not sure why you would see this, but if you do, what did you end up getting in the IB?


I’ll be fucking glad in 9 months when I don’t need to be driven be other people bc unlike most people I actually like driving and I’ve got a good car lined up for myself no not a sports car or a super car bc rich parents no I don’t have  rich parents i work hard for myself


til that emp lemon is one year older than me.


EmpLemon your school sounds really fuckin weird. My school is nothing like that(Junior this year). We get assigned lockers by last name and grade(no rent). I go back after labor day and get out in mid-June.


My fucking god, don't put earrape in story time videos, english is not my first language so I had to turn up the volume fairly enough to hear you and interpret well.THEN THE FUCKING DAVID JONES LOCKER PUT MISERY ON MY EARS AND IT'S FUCKING ROOTED IN MY BRAIN GROWING DIRTY SOCKS ON MY EYEBALLS.


Hey im going into freshman year ESSKETIT


Supreme Lord Daddy Emperor President Trump


Did your english teacher make you write this lol


earrape at: 5:45 8:46 9:00 9:55

Be careful out there.


Last year of school is the worst, also yes, the locker situation is so weird, when I got my locker it was at the other end of the school, but that's apples compared to my own nuclear rage, I've become so angry that I'd lose all train of thought


You know, Maybe I'd watch your non-youtube poop videos if you wouldn't put annoying youtube poop clips in.


I was in fifth grade when you had your rage


Also don't do frying dory. It'll just be a loss for you and people can get over it


emplemon give me advice for ib history paper two


I lost interest 40 seconds into the story.


Traffic? LOL My high school is on Main Street.....


all in all its just another brick in the wall


What year is senior called in AU? 12th grade?


downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral


11:54 Ok, I get that some people are just lazy, but...(not trying to be offensive to you) WHO IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD COULD POSSIBLY HALF AN HOUR OF HOMEWORK IS AWFUL!? I mean, I get it if it's two or three hours of home-err...busywork like my schools handed out, but HALF AN HOUR!? That would, quite literally, be a god-send for me...

12:16 Also, I'm kinda (not fully, just ever-so- slightly) sad now, because now I'm a Freshman...

*THINK HALF AN HOUR OF HOMEWORK IS AWFUL!?


My summer holiday ends on september 20th XD


This dude went to that school from zoey 101


Is this going to happen to me in 2 years? (btw I'm in 10th grade right now)

Yea pretty much if everyone screws you like vince screw vince


What on earth did you put in the tags??

All of the related videos are pretentious vloggers whining about their sex life.


Wait im older than you?! Well fuck now i feel shitty


IB ooof. What were your HL exams? Our school couldn't even offer any HL to anyone who wanted to try them in any math or science tests. So got stuck in HL History English and Visual Arts. Thankfully the teachers were godsends in most of the departments. Especially history, our history teacher for IB was fucking amazing, she knew her stuff and made her lectures <br>really engaging. So the 20th century dictators turned out to be a bit of fun.

IB ooof. What were your HL exams? Our school couldn't even offer any HL to anyone who wanted to try them in any math or science tests. So got stuck in HL History English and Visual Arts. Thankfully the teachers were godsends in most of the departments. Especially history, our history teacher for IB was fucking amazing, she knew her stuff and made her lectures
really engaging. So the 20th century dictators turned out to be a bit of fun.

Only if you get the whole damn thing, One of my friends only did a couple of the Classes and he got screwed. Either you do the whole thing and get the full diploma, or don't do it. (take AP instead). But since I got the full diploma I ended up getting more credits than I wanted. (not that it helped which was due to my classes in college not matching the credits of my IB credits. Engineering vs Molecular Chemistry go figure). If you like the teachers and classes. (and can deal with fuckall amount of essays, one for each class. Math and sciences included.) Honestly the Teachers will make or break you. If you like your teacher for all but one Higher Level and 2 Standard Level classes, go ahead. Because there was no way I was going to pass History if for not the excellent teacher. So if you want to, do the whole thing, if not, not really worth it, unless you can get at least a 6 on the overall exam.

Ace1122331

Was IB worth it? Thanks for any answer. I'm currently in 10th grade IB so


the black stuff really kicked you into the downward spiral


My mom doesn't drive me my sister doesn't😂 XD


my guy
level with me.
did you go to BPHS


America have very different names for year groups. Here in Uk it is year 1 (5 yrs old) to year 13 (18 years old).

I call Jupiter Feminism 'cause it's a gas giant. Thank you that really helps me. :D

Tom 0101001 year 1 is kindergarten, year 2-9 are 1st to 8th grade respectively, year 10 is freshman, year 11 is sophomore, year 12 is junior, and year 13 is senior


the black stuff is just paint spoiled by moisture, nothing serious but I understand your concern at the time


You mentioned IB, Did you do Diploma program?

A lot of respect from me if he did that takes a lot of work.

he mentioned writing a research paper for every class, so he probably went for the diploma


Cool, so, USA students can afford a car lol

Usually it's their parents' car or something like that. I'll tell you from experience that neither me nor my friends can even come close to affording one unless you're talking about a shitty defunct craigslist beater car


I think you just MIGHT be overreacting a bit


oh boy I hope my year isn't as shit as yours


Sweet school is in now i can go to them parks


Is that the mr plinkett squeeze gats song at the end


You're not alone I hated my senior year too, but 6th grade is still the worst though


I'll never truly understand any of this cause I'm homeschooled

Aka objectively better then all of you (sarcasm intensifies)


Theres only 1 senior class son average where I go so senior parking is fucking ded. Most people take the bus because it's cheaper than wasting gas everyday because we live in towns far away from each other.


I wonder who unsubscribed because of the earape.


<b>T h i s  i s  t h e  f i n a l  s t r a w</b>

*T h i s  i s  t h e  f i n a l  s t r a w*


my school was so bad. I may tell the story of this.


What's the song that starts at around 7:47?


i’m a 8th grader, and bro i’m a lot like you, not as try hard, but i am a try hard too. -A all day baybay.


I'm a Lemon

I'm a Lemon

I'm meant to be disabled cuz' I'm a Lemon

LIke if you get the referance


hold on what

youtube said this was uploaded 11 seconds ago

go home youtube


All the other kids with the pumped up kicks.


Your locker system is nonsense.  Ours were alphabetical and every student had a locker guaranteed.  Why would you even have to rent a locker in public school?


i can only take so much earrape before fucking giving up. it’s too much. please stop


I'm a freshman, and I hate senior priority, but holy SHIT I'm sorry


High-school is a fucking joke. I fucked off still achieving everything that I wanted after high-school college, job, etc. If i could go back I would have given even less of a shit. Its just breeds fucking pointless mediocrity and the best you can be in their eyes is being the most mediocre. Find a passion that you want, fuck the system, and take a hard turn towards any opportunities you are presented.


am I the only person here who didn't have a car in their senior year

No, I didn't have a car in my Senior Year either. I didn't even know how to drive until a month after I turned 20.


Lets just all agree High School is shit for everyone except for normies that are rich because thats what basically happens


My school doesn't have ib program. I have have ap and honors


Have you ever been to Harmony school of political science its worse than this


Senior Year is a fucking lie. I have more funs as a Junior than a Senior.


This is why I'm happy I live in England.


Jesus what state do you live in that sounds absolutely horrible, my high school is nothing like that


in my system school start July 31 this year


Okay, but the video on your alt is set to comments only appearing with ((a p p r o v a l)) only which is about on par with removing dislikes, so kind of pointless to point us to that video.


I decided in high school not to go to college and just get a job, buy a gun, and play games. Senior year was easy as hell with the decision to just exist. Beyond that, I wanted to give as little effort into the socialist system of federal education as was possible.

Azzalack Socialism is worker control of the means of production. given schools are run by stste bureaucrats who dont work in them describing federal education as "socialist" is factually incorrect.


Yeah I would not say this but umm your high school has been a troll to you don't they?


"Story time"
Disliked. Unsubbed.
Fake story/20


Hi, freshman here. I’m so sorry for our bullshit.


I hate it when the system makes us go to school in August

kai crenshaw I start senior year Monday I just wanna die


IK I don't comment often, but I am not an empty subscriber.


Im doing ib right now but only the science and math classes (fuck covid) and it’s very fun although also very not not not fun at all so I know how you feel


just another brick in the wall, and by wall, i mean TERRIBLE TRAFFIC_!&'&#


1ST world problems come to india OGER .... there are no desks or shit just a floor and a teacher THAT'S ITTTTTT


What's the music used throughout the video.


Dafuq my school started around august 22nd


what where some of the songs that u used


I honestly fucking feel sorry for you that sounds like some fucking bullshit you shouldn't have had to go through that shit


Man, American high school sounds like shit


Some Funny meme that will die in a few months


I am only in freshmen year in high school


what kind of fucked up ass school makes you rent lockers instead of just assigning you one? and physical textbooks in 2015???


It gets worse our schools are getting soft


Was this Alachua County School Districts?


Let's just all agree that all of high school sucks huh


Get a scooter NOOOOB Holly Dank<br>Bottem text

Get a scooter NOOOOB Holly Dank
Bottem text


Did you go to school in Kenya or some shit?


what was the video of the car on the alt channel called


why are all the reccomended videos sex stories from minors


I feel you man. I'm a freshman and I'm taking some upper classmen classes that makes me do a buttload of homework. I sucks, but at least I'm removing some senior level work out of the way before senior year.


Best of luck to you, Lemon. I also recently started college and I agree it's a huge transition. We have to be adults for the rest of our lives. It's never ogre.


beautiful commentary, as a senior, I understand your feelings against freshies and administration, my district is trying (Middletown, ny anyone) but ultimately failing, teachers leaving left and roght because they're being treated like shit, my senior year got ruined cuz my favorite music instructor left, but we all get by


Hang in there, Emp. Just be thankful you don't have to rely on the dreaded PUBLIC TRANSPORT.


I love the passion you put into your vids. Never unsub


I've been watching you since 2013 and you've always made great content


I like these pod-cast type episodes. Id like to see more vids like this.


Wow, that's some BS. You had every right to be mad Lemon, that school you went to must've been on a downward spiral. Hope college is better for you!


I'm kind of reaching the same point in the tail end of my college career. It's not so much people fucking me, but more the amount of bullshit I'm sick of having to do is reaching my limit. That, and we've got this dumbass Portfolio requirement that's necessary to graduate which I'm just not invested enough to do anymore. I guess what I'm trying to say is... I feel ya, bruh. But you've got a lot more autonomy now. If you feel like you need to stop, never forget you can now.

Keep up the good work, Emp. You continue to reaffirm my subscription with everything you do, YTP or otherwise.


I loved my senior year. Nothing but studyhalls and I had friends in every class we played a lot of card games like kemps.


I'm a freshman, but I know how you feel, Emp.


I just graduated last year too. My school had this dual enrollment program that was what the smart kids were supposed to take. It would give you college credit for free during high school. It was also miserable. All I wanted to do was just be done with high school and start living my own life. And now that its over, I feel more lost than before. Its like you said, I've become an autonomous adult now, and its a big transition that you never quite grasp until you finally graduate. But also like you said, now that my asshole has been fully stretched out from high school, I can take just about anything the world has to thrust in me.


As someone who went to an Ib elementary school, I'm glad I got out of that shit fast before it got worse.


do you know what would make me feel better?<br>watching schoolhouse rock ytp colab. no really it is one good reason to be happy

do you know what would make me feel better?
watching schoolhouse rock ytp colab. no really it is one good reason to be happy


5:45 it's 1 fucking AM on a school night and I had my volume at moderate volume to hear you clearly and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna getting a beating in a second now. Thanks EMP!!!


Senior year this year sucked for me too! Glad to get through it


you're mad now, but give it a few years...you'll be looking back weeping for these days just once to live again


im pretty much goin through the same thing right now for my senior year. different details but more or less the same


Emp you're fuckin awesome xD good luck in college!


Thank you for that, was actually very helpful to hear all this as I am also starting University (College means university in America right?)


I feel very sorry for you and your experience during your senior year. :/


I sometimes forget you're younger than me Emp. lol


It's really hard to focus when your brain is singing along to No Chance.


What else would you expect from a US Student Mind Control and Indoctrination Center?


All hail the Red Fish Man!! All hail Emperor Lemon, may his citrus never go bad


This is all sure as hell different from when I when to high school (2006-10).


That's a shame. My senior year was FANTASTIC!


3:40

I guess you could say... They didn't have a "planner" for the planners... Ha.... No?

Okay I'll stop.


thanks for helping me fall asleep in 30 seconds


I also hated my senior year of HS. Especially thanks the the senior exit project


Man, that sucks! I can't believe the good people always get punished while others get what they don't deserve. Maybe the school system is trying to give the newbies an advantage so they can succeed morewhile not focusing on seniors because they already did well enough to graduate, but the way they're doing this is absolute bullshit!<br>You definitely deserve any of this, Lemon and I really hope they gettheir shit together after all this. And thank God I was homeschooledmost of my life and got a G.E.D instead of going to high school so Ididn't have to go through all this.

Man, that sucks! I can't believe the good people always get punished while others get what they don't deserve. Maybe the school system is trying to give the newbies an advantage so they can succeed morewhile not focusing on seniors because they already did well enough to graduate, but the way they're doing this is absolute bullshit!
You definitely deserve any of this, Lemon and I really hope they gettheir shit together after all this. And thank God I was homeschooledmost of my life and got a G.E.D instead of going to high school so Ididn't have to go through all this.


it sucks that you had to go through that dude, unfortunately, I don't really know how any of that feels


I'm in senior year right now. I started school on August 31st. Also, I'm watching this video in school.

My senior year was miserable. I'm glad it is over.

Additionally, I actually saw that other video a few months ago.


GOD DAMN. I was not expecting that Ear rape.


this is what we call a "fiasco" a complete and UTTER disaster.


My school used to give out planners for free, but now I'm swimming in assignments without a planner.


So how's college treat'n ya? Better than senior year?


oh heeyyyy,<br>this kinda reflects my High School rn

oh heeyyyy,
this kinda reflects my High School rn


SUMMER OVER?!?!??! I started school back in Late July!!! Where the hell have I been?!!


if this happens to me then i,ll be super sayin


You had to rent a locker? Lol wtf we got ours assigned to use but I never needed it.


This year at junior school year (can't fucking wait for what you went through in 11 months) the school is trying to "modernize" itself and I have 1 hour of homework on my computer a night on Google classroom. Wow, students like me struggling with procrastination are gonna have fun.


Damn boy, Imma Softmore except in Australia and wow this is just hard to hear.


wait you had to pay for lockers? concrete? ratshit? where did you go, Auchwitz?!!!


I started senior year pissed off because the girl I had been romancing for like the summer and the second semester of junior year didn't wanna go out for some vague reason


In my school we had to share lockers with other kids so I was like fuck that shit I'm just gona Cary my book bag every were I went


I'm a freshman and my mom doesn't fucking drive me and I still worry about college


Didn't he talk about this in the podcasts already?


Same class year as you, pretty much the same story and more except the locker.


It's funny how summer is finished for you but winter just finished for me


Yep. High school can be a real bitch sometimes.

"Sometimes"?? Dude, that's a fucking understatement.


so do you tell your new college mates you have a popular youtube channel


Hey Emplemon, what is your disposition on ads? Yea or Nay?


As a long time fan and fresh man I don't understand most of your hatred. Yes the majority of freshmen are, well, idiots, but why not treat them with respect if they treat you with respect instead of disregarding them due to their  grade.

@A Salamander /Troodons Rule\ Lel at the Garfluffball reference. XD It's no problem, man. ^^ Just happy to clarify things.

Yes and I must have internalized it.<br>Sorry Garfunkel.

Yes and I must have internalized it.
Sorry Garfunkel.

He doesn't hate or disrespect freshmen, he's just pissed that in his school, they get so much more privileges than the upperclassmen. Did you pay attention to that part of the video?


The mountaineers just beat the Michigan wolverinesssssss


I have IB At my school, and I know your pain. I fucking hate my school because of how they treat that place as a prison.


Hey this means you and me are in the same year of school life.

not that this really relates to the video but...


can you make (yiay) ytp<br>for jacksfilms?


not your normal content but it's pretty ok


When I got this notifacation, I thought you were "Plasma Empire"


NO CHANCE IN HELL am Doing the last year


At 9:49 the captions say: "mom
                                              no"

At 9:49 the captions say: "mom
                                              no"


can't really relate to your problems. since that an average high school in the U.S. is another dimension in comparison to high schools in  Europe.
where i'm from nobody uses lockers, we lug our books from home in a backpack to school for the whole day.
since the age for getting a driver's license is 18, nobody has a car, there are only 5 parking spaces for teachers, most just park their car outside the school.
and don't get me started on the stupid concept of your high school sports teams.

@Rusty Shackleford Just making a comparison, buddy. don't get your panties in a twist.

Wow, it's different in another country. I would never have thought!

Why do you sound so proud and condescending for being different?

when should we tell them about the absolute torture that is contact rugby?


+WeTalk440 I'll take "Ways to guarantee you'll get fucked in the job market" for 200, Alex.


No, he didn't fail. He passed relativly well. It was just torturous for poor Emp.


I'm taking Geometry in 8th grade hows that for advanced.


It's ironic that he says he doesn't like to complain.


Atleas t u dont have your seinor year in the pandemic


My brother did not really get one for the better or the worse


I think 8th grade is the worst year in my life because I got into legal trouble.


lol get used to it. College is so much fucking worse


Where di u go? I need 2 know because I live where u do


TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

Random news news network: this just in a shooting has happened in parkland...


The last time i was this early emplemon replyed


Parent pick up, in fucking highschool. What.

Rip Rip Freshmen not every high school has bus systems


yea dude you see the only way to get treated faurly today is being an idiot. like me


still not Frying dory, are you even trying?

what a sad excuse
I'm sure there are plenty of sources by now
>buying DVDs in 2016 lul

Finding Dory DVD Release Date November 15, 2016


I’ve done it....I’ve dived to the deepest depths of the comment section and lived to tell the tale


YES SIR. I KNOW MY PLACE. I WILL NOT TALK.

graduating in a week ahahaha<br>i'm going to college in the fall!

graduating in a week ahahaha
i'm going to college in the fall!

ok things are fine now
i've been making tons of improvements in my life
I am now relaxed

My parents don’t have to drive me around anymore. I am now a junior.


Youre entire hs experience was ruined bc you had to wait in the parking lot a little and your locker was sucky? I didn't think you were this fragile


The omniscient albatross numerically press because walk successfully found worth a low glue. filthy, like transaction


Bro, that is worse than fucking Ferguson


I know I'm late but im a freshmen and it sucks I hate telling kids I am


Oh boy a big city school boy complaining about his school not supplying opportunities that most schools already don't


In Germany there aren't lockers Germany is fucking better


Im junior year at an IB school and it sucks.


Lmao, IB sucks compared to DE and DE gives way better rewards.


Ruffekit COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN


Sounds like you're just whining. At least you have a school that gave you a competent education. Sounds like a PRIVILEGE to me.