There was this one time my Russian language teacher was wearing a beret and I said to her:sorry miss youβre meant to teach us Russian not French! She chucked me out of the classroom....you think I struck a nerve? π€£
I'm just picturing the person who would be all "This accent is offensive", while at the same time being all "Give me more of the homicidal Yandere girls." The world is an interesting mix of people. Love your work.
She was being incredibly easy on him considering he had so many lies on his resume. I thought she was gonna blackmail him. I don't see him working for the company for much longer.
Edit: Oh shit! I just made the connection between the listener and the bosses daughter! Well he's as good as fired.
I love the accent Kitti and the innuendos in this video made me laugh so fucking hard lol also bow chicka bow wow. Also I like Kasatka and I can't wait to see what would happen when we start corrupting her lol but anyway awesome video Kitti.
She asked me why sheβs paying me for the work Iβm not doing. I said itβs because she likes having me around the office. And thatβs why Iβm on the streets. π€£
Her: βyou type slowβ Me: Just call me slowhand then Her: βyou said you had fast fingersβ Me: give me a guitar and iβll show i have fast fingers
Kind of a sad state of affairs when you have to put a disclaimer just for doing an accent so as not to offend the thin skinned people out there 8o/ (though I do understand it for the other videos).
Well yeah, I broke the chair, and the pen; being good with my hands doesn't mean I can just fix things that are BROKEN. Have you ever tried to fix a broken folding chair? Fucking impossible. Lmao. πππ
This was absolutely stunning, I loved the character. I enjoy this very much! ππ
When you are up for it, I need a continuation, please god tell me were the boyfriend. That confrontation at the home or something I would be dying. ππ
I love this fucking channel so much.
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Truly a Work of art...π
No sarcasm was intended during the writing of the comment, thank you. ALSO!...GLORY GREATEST RUSSIA!!!
Katsaka: "What do you mean I can't fire you do you not know who I am?" Me: "F#@K YOU I'M IN THE UNION And I"M Having my way with your daughter" LOL LMAO
For me your voice leans more towards Britishness. I'm a Slavic person myself and if you want to try better for the future, go on YouTube and search "Boris squat like Slav", he is Ukraine.
"I could put a snail on your keyboard, and it would type faster. Argue that one."
Well, if you would put a snail on my keyboard, its weight would press down on a key and hold it down, and it would just spam the same letter until it moves. So, you'd be bullcrapping me if you could type words faster than a snail, because the only way you could type at the same pace (so not even faster), is if you held a key down and spammed the same letter.
And for my oral skills, I don't argue with you because talking back is rude, and it just worsens the conflict, so I wait 'till your done venting and I'd say: Okay.
I'm going to bed and not gonna finish this so I'll say whsts on my mind at 5:47 "listen I got a house with 7 rooms 2 cars and a 2nd job let's get this shit done"
By God I don't know where this accent comes from XD it's like a mix of German but changes to someone from India with a hint of a stereotypical Asian accent lol. Also did we really trick this lady to give us a job based on our "oral" skills and saying we are "very good" with our hands? I kind of want to pursue her just to hear her goofy voice in a scandalous position XD
Like I said I'm still practicing and learning I never said I was professionally trained! I was just trying my hardest to not drop into my most familiar accent which is Middle Eastern-esque given my actual cultural background.
It's ok! Like I said in the "Warning" it's meant to be funny and not taken seriously at all! The inspiration for the character was from a woman I worked for in a call center - she was from Eastern Europe when it was the Soviet Union. I never got in trouble but this one kid she went off on all the time and it was pretty hilarious (never fired him, I think she pitied him). To be fair he was incredibly slow and inefficient despite being on higher pay grade than others on the floor - I got through dozens of emails and calls a day with customers not just within the internal system and on a good day he got through internal stuff it was like wtf man? But my background is from the Middle East and despite that being my heritage I don't want SJWs jumping on me for using that accent for a character ( as much inspiration as I do have for a cute, shy hijabi <3 ) because I don't "look" it.
The traits are true especially with the pc also (if i where in that position and this happenned to me i would say this) m8 do you know how hard it is to work without meh concentration pills ?! I have adhd m8 (this is what i say when i would be in this position and also this would have happenned to me)
Fire me, ok well I guess I'm going to take my life and my money and my motorcycle and go north, then find a job as a cop or a wrestler heheheheππ
I honestly think it's pathetic as all hell if you're gonna get offended by a video or someone portraying someone in a video. It just shows you have insecurities and a mental weakness about you.
Nyet, comrade Kasatka. I no go to Gulag. You go to Gulag for waisting valuable work time on scolding a petty worker. Is only joke, why you heff to be mad?
Overtime work with no overtime pay that's illegal as all hell and can land someone in prison and this is why women can't run business BACK TO THE KITCHEN WITH YOU
"In your resume you said you were good with your hands. You also said that you were good with oral skills." "....... I feel I should explain the context." Lol
There was this one time my Russian language teacher was wearing a beret and I said to her:sorry miss youβre meant to teach us Russian not French! She chucked me out of the classroom....you think I struck a nerve? π€£
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Wolfsong 27 mabey do it 4 time more to see if you did
0 likesI'm just picturing the person who would be all "This accent is offensive", while at the same time being all "Give me more of the homicidal Yandere girls." The world is an interesting mix of people. Love your work.
1 likeMe: *is holding tape recorder *
4 likesBoss: I can hire a woman and pay her less
Me: you know thatβs a crime right?
Lol, the accent. When I heard the warning, I didn't know what to expect. XD It's like a mix of German and Russian. I love it.
2 likesYou're a incredible Asmrtist Kitty I love your work , don't Worry about the accent thing it's Great, nice Work
0 likesShe was being incredibly easy on him considering he had so many lies on his resume. I thought she was gonna blackmail him. I don't see him working for the company for much longer.
0 likesEdit: Oh shit! I just made the connection between the listener and the bosses daughter! Well he's as good as fired.
It was funny but the accent was sometimes Irish sometimes Russian and sometimes a hint of German lmao love it
0 likesPLOT TWIST: You ARE the one who's been seeing her daughter. I can see THAT ending well.
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Mother+doughty scenario??
3 likesRadical Thestral turns out we were!!
2 likesDaily good vibes point spent!
0 likesI love the accent Kitti and the innuendos in this video made me laugh so fucking hard lol also bow chicka bow wow.
3 likesAlso I like Kasatka and I can't wait to see what would happen when we start corrupting her lol but anyway awesome video Kitti.
She asked me why sheβs paying me for the work Iβm not doing. I said itβs because she likes having me around the office. And thatβs why Iβm on the streets. π€£
0 likesStill, great video, Kitti. ππ»
LOVE the accent, it does sound Russian though regardless love this and love you kitti πππ
1 likeHer: βyou type slowβ
3 likesMe: Just call me slowhand then
Her: βyou said you had fast fingersβ
Me: give me a guitar and iβll show i have fast fingers
Amazing ascent. You have very great talent.
0 likesKind of a sad state of affairs when you have to put a disclaimer just for doing an accent so as not to offend the thin skinned people out there 8o/ (though I do understand it for the other videos).
52 likesBAM! Dropping another Kittiverse connection on us :)
4 likesWell yeah, I broke the chair, and the pen; being good with my hands doesn't mean I can just fix things that are BROKEN. Have you ever tried to fix a broken folding chair? Fucking impossible. Lmao. πππ
0 likesThis was absolutely stunning, I loved the character. I enjoy this very much! ππ
Don't ever stop those vids are so good babe.
10 likesLoving the accent x3
5 likesDude if that happened to me and listened to that phone call my heart would have exploded with my mind going "oh F%#k oh s!*t"
5 likesWhen you are up for it, I need a continuation, please god tell me were the boyfriend. That confrontation at the home or something I would be dying. ππ
0 likesI love this fucking channel so much.
Truly a Work of art...π
0 likesNo sarcasm was intended during the writing of the comment, thank you.
ALSO!...GLORY GREATEST RUSSIA!!!
Ah Haello Comrade Boss Lady. I am simply listening to typical hard bass and drinking Slav vodka, do not mind me.
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Trolltastic Sniper Cheeki Breeki
2 likesi really love your accent Kitti question: was that russian or french?
0 likesThe moment she said Takara I literally winced like, ooooh I'm in trouble
0 likesomfg this is the most smooth resume in the world im fucking dying.
1 likeand then that accent tho! "all zees mahnee all zees mahnee" ππππ
Katsaka: "What do you mean I can't fire you do you not know who I am?"
12 likesMe: "F#@K YOU I'M IN THE UNION And I"M Having my way with your daughter" LOL LMAO
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OOOOOOHHHHHHH
1 likeShe is just critiquing my entire existence.
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Ah, I see a snail could type faster than me? I don't doubt it, have you ever seen the movie Turbo? That snail is Lightning McQueen! π₯
You can't fire me, I have the union backing me! Let's go Kasatka, I will square up! I'm about to fill this whole office with uppercut!
Just imagine someone smashing their palms onto a keyboard at work. Lmao. Mr. Incredible just stuck in a cubicle smashing his palms onto it.
I'm dying, I will need to listen to another one of your videos afterwards, I'm practically crying and I just don't know why.
I'm not making fun of this, I love it, genuinely!!! β€οΈ It's just perfection.
-The Red Russian
Nice, I loved it
1 likeFor me your voice leans more towards Britishness. I'm a Slavic person myself and if you want to try better for the future, go on YouTube and search "Boris squat like Slav", he is Ukraine.
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Brian BriGuy, no, is definitely not British, or anywhere near. I am an Englishman, you see, friend.
0 likes"I could put a snail on your keyboard, and it would type faster. Argue that one."
0 likesWell, if you would put a snail on my keyboard, its weight would press down on a key and hold it down, and it would just spam the same letter until it moves. So, you'd be bullcrapping me if you could type words faster than a snail, because the only way you could type at the same pace (so not even faster), is if you held a key down and spammed the same letter.
And for my oral skills, I don't argue with you because talking back is rude, and it just worsens the conflict, so I wait 'till your done venting and I'd say: Okay.
Please tell me I didn't miss hear that? Did she just say her daughter's name is Takara? If so...she is NOT gonna be happy...lol
0 likesMust be a Russian accent since Romanians are not pale. I think the spa ponies Aloe and Lotus have Russian accents.
4 likesWhen I said I could type fast, I never implied that I could type coherent sentences also
0 likesI'm going to bed and not gonna finish this so I'll say whsts on my mind at 5:47 "listen I got a house with 7 rooms 2 cars and a 2nd job let's get this shit done"
1 like2 Weeks Later:
0 likesGets a raise, 10 awards, and a promotion. I think I've done a good job.
Sounds like me trying to imitate Russian English accents and German English accents. XD I go on a tour of Europe with words.
0 likesGood job with the accent
17 likesThat is a sexy accent
Enjoyed video :)
1 likeHoly shit that accent is beautiful.
0 likesWell shit. You do really make us suck ass at this job.
1 likeWhen your boss is a Russian CS:GO player who shouts 'CYKA BLYAT' all the time...
0 likesI love it!!! hehehehe
1 likeIt weird for me because I work at a grocery store and Iβm one of the fastest cashiers
0 likes@Kitti Minx : Your Eastern European(Ukrainian/Russian/Rumanian) accent isn't 'thick' enough to be believable... :D
0 likesLooks like %80 of the survey agree with me. It's worth the risk.
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Jake Richardson dammmm right
2 likesfacts
0 likesWhenever you saying "yes" i can hear only "NYEZ" for some reason
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could be a russian accent i think?
0 likesNyezz bows
1 likeBy God I don't know where this accent comes from XD it's like a mix of German but changes to someone from India with a hint of a stereotypical Asian accent lol. Also did we really trick this lady to give us a job based on our "oral" skills and saying we are "very good" with our hands? I kind of want to pursue her just to hear her goofy voice in a scandalous position XD
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Like I said I'm still practicing and learning I never said I was professionally trained! I was just trying my hardest to not drop into my most familiar accent which is Middle Eastern-esque given my actual cultural background.
0 likesKitti Minx I know you're learning I just found this hilarious XD sorry if it came across as a bit mean
0 likesIt's ok! Like I said in the "Warning" it's meant to be funny and not taken seriously at all! The inspiration for the character was from a woman I worked for in a call center - she was from Eastern Europe when it was the Soviet Union. I never got in trouble but this one kid she went off on all the time and it was pretty hilarious (never fired him, I think she pitied him). To be fair he was incredibly slow and inefficient despite being on higher pay grade than others on the floor - I got through dozens of emails and calls a day with customers not just within the internal system and on a good day he got through internal stuff it was like wtf man? But my background is from the Middle East and despite that being my heritage I don't want SJWs jumping on me for using that accent for a character ( as much inspiration as I do have for a cute, shy hijabi <3 ) because I don't "look" it.
1 likenice work
1 likeRussian accent nice
0 likesThe traits are true especially with the pc also (if i where in that position and this happenned to me i would say this) m8 do you know how hard it is to work without meh concentration pills ?! I have adhd m8 (this is what i say when i would be in this position and also this would have happenned to me)
0 likesOh, Mother Russia, here we come. π€£π€£
0 likesI wanna hear her say "Blyat"
0 likesOr "Urod" xD
20 min in... shit, man, I sound like a terrible employee...
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They should fire you
0 likesDamn....she knows she knows "Soldiers" ABORT THE MISSION ABORT ABORT ABORT!.
0 likesYes i'm LIT at every meeting
0 likesOooooh he's is so dead (laugh out loud) tiki give him strength
0 likesNiceππ I found this video pretty funny
1 likeThis was funny
0 likesIβm getting flashbacks from β22 Jump Streetβ.
3 likesI can't help but to think of the theme of one Yoshikage Kira
0 likesI'm not a liar , your daughter can tell ;)
0 likesBut myself I'm an American who is Polish, Ukraine and Austrian.
3 likesA snail! Lol
1 likeTakara?!!?!
11 likesDid anyone notice that she referenced the "gender pay gap"?
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1 likeDo a french accent
0 likesgood job
1 liketakara the link between worlds
0 likesIβm one of that offended but this mint lol
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Decca T
0 likesBecause its so real?
Blyat wait i am explain why i am slow.
0 likesI drunk 9 bottles of vodka
I give it a 10
1 likeNot what drove the [Mature] tag
0 likesIβm pale too lol
0 likesFire me, ok well I guess I'm going to take my life and my money and my motorcycle and go north, then find a job as a cop or a wrestler heheheheππ
2 likesI hear a Blend or German and Russian
0 likesAlso lets not forget i here gun fire in the back ground
0 likeskinda sounds German
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SlayinZ really? I think it sounds rather like a French accent
1 likenever herd a french accent before might tho
0 likesSlayinZ do you know the character Widowmaker from Overwatch?
0 likesyeah
0 likesSlayinZ she has a French accent and I think it sounds a lot more like her
0 likesI had a friend from the Ukraine in college, this sounds a lot like her.
0 likesI honestly think it's pathetic as all hell if you're gonna get offended by a video or someone portraying someone in a video. It just shows you have insecurities and a mental weakness about you.
0 likesUh i think i sent in the wrong resume
0 likesI think it is more rusian
1 likeAnd on top of that, your character doesn't have proper oral skills either since she swears. Very unprofessional.
0 likesboop
5 likesIt just shifted to India
0 likesNNN died that day
0 likesBelieves in wage gap. Mabye I'm not multicultural enough for you.
0 likesAlmost forgotten what a native Swed looks like.
Nyet, comrade Kasatka. I no go to Gulag. You go to Gulag for waisting valuable work time on scolding a petty worker. Is only joke, why you heff to be mad?
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I love Russian ladies. They're voices are music to my ears... As well as Germans... And Scandinavian... I'll just... Go now
1 likeUuyes vieu
0 likesMe?
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0 likesIf you are offended by ASMR you need to stop listening and jump into a ball pit, you clearly haven't grown up.
0 likesHandskills- hand jobs
1 likeOral skills- blow jobs
What else you got
My work ethic is simple, kill till I am killed
0 likesthe wage gap does not exist.
5 likesTHIS WOMAN IS PISSING ME OFF I WILL BURN YOUR COMPANY DOWN
0 likesOvertime work with no overtime pay that's illegal as all hell and can land someone in prison and this is why women can't run business BACK TO THE KITCHEN WITH YOU
0 likesFOR THE MOTHERLAND, CYKA BLYAT
0 likesrush b cyka
28 likesComes from a region full off pale people πππ
2 likesI know what this guy meant with his resume ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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Lol so do I with a smug looklol
0 likes"In your resume you said you were good with your hands. You also said that you were good with oral skills."
2 likes"....... I feel I should explain the context." Lol
i think a majority of people know
0 likesJesus lady...who took a shit in your cornflakes? 0_0''
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Well when your resume is full of sexual innuendos.... XD
0 likesI think you did a good job with the accent. It's kinda sexy :)
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