I swear JiDion will make it to the hall of fame one day 😂😂

@Justice G monkey I don't see you getting anywhere in life why u hating

his vids are cringe ngl hes not making it to any hall of fame


i physically can no longer click on anymore JiDion videos, the amount of second hand embarrassment is making me cringe into my spine 😢


Yo the key and peele reference is amazing 👌😂


Wow the last girl was so sweet, we need more people like her in society it would be a better place.


😂😂 just started watching you loving the videos


13:54  the second thank you and the face he made BRUHH TOO FUNNYYY IM DIENNN


When be was holding up the sign that said he had warrants I giggled


“I’m giving them memories” No you’re giving them flashbacks lol


Last girl definitely wifey material, handled everything well, stayed calm while you were screaming and helped you calm down ❤

@Shuyab she may not be the prettiest but she’s the sweetest

Guess y’all don’t know wifey material then 😭


The audio tapes are a key and peele reference. Truly art


this man never fails to make me laugh to the point where my stomach hurts so much


To think some people actually don't wear seatbelts is wild


this is one of the funniest videos ive ever seen


the jordan peele voice audio on jidions terms is amazing🤣🤣


12:41 is the funniest shit I've ever seen bruh LMAO ur amazing JiDion, keep up the great work brotha


idk how someone could keep a Strate face doing things like that


Jidion: how would you feel if your balls fell off

Synthia: uhm.. I don't have any


The reason why I never call an Uber and get my lazy ass up and drive:


Bro when he played the audiobook & it was him screaming 😂😂😂😂


YuldsPlug you aint making it out the hood homie

YuldsPlug you don’t even make similar content as him bro


The crying at the end got me dead bro I laughed too hard at that 🤣😂"shut the fuck up Siri'


Idk what Tyrone did with Jidion but this hatred will never end


how do you not at least smile while doing this, im depressed and i am on the floor at the part where the loud audio is


This is genuinely the hardest I've ever laughed at a Jidion video and I've been on this since back when he was recording with Shaq bro this is a GEM

Exactly I've never laughed this hard at a Mission Vid 😂


Can't believe you played the Key and Peele skit 😂


Man you should be an actor...." when i see her, i am going to chris brown her" left me dead on the floor🤣


I lost it on the "I'mma Chris Brown her!" 🤣


Man your pranks are top tier, this was the first time that I've ever laughed so hard that I actually had tears in my eyes lol


9:44

Jidon: “How would you feel if your balls fall of”

Lady: “i dont have any”

Me: Dying😂💀


OMG! The beer flying all over the car and should I "Chris Brown" her!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂


“I’m gonna Chris brown her” that’s so hilarious bro ong, jid bro ur funny asf


When he started playing his Audio book I fucking lost it 😭🤣😭😭😭😭


dude i was rolling bro when his girl said he was cheating and he was just balling 😂😂


I agree with the whole story thing but the last lady ide have to he in on it after 😂 she was so too sweet.


The last girl praying for u is what we need in this world. Just a helping hand


The fact he never reveals its a prank makes it so much better the second people realize its not real it stops being funny. Gave these people an experience theyll always remember


12:20 would've been funnier if he started speeding and saying "I loved her bro" and started threatening to crash the car.


Please sell that tape to me. Pleaseeeee? This shit is so funny.


The last one was the best part the other ones were just rubbish. Do more fake breakup ones


I hope we get more ride along videos like this one. I could not stop laughing man! JiDion is genuinely a funny guy. Thank you for putting this video out.


I love YT algorithm  for recommending it to me, that was so fucking funny and insane at the same time lul


Bruh said testing my urine to make sure I'm still human 😂


Bro the way he throws the "beer" while shes says "excuse me" and "its okay"


I'm still dying at the "I have warrants" sign 😂😂😂

It was "I have warrants", mans been on a spree😂😂


"I've been seeing Tyrone" There, there, it's gonna be alright.


The shut the fuck up seri gets me every time 🤣😂


Bro, that's Key and Peele throwback right there


”IM GOIN TO CHRIS BROWN HER” had me dying


The last like 6 min of this vid might be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen


"How would you feel if your balls fell off?" "I don't have any." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bro I am still unable to breath from the fake breakup


You know its gonna be a fire weekend when jidion posts 🔥


I wonder how you dont laugh while prankıng😂


The girl trying not to laugh is so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Well they definitely have a story to tell over a family dinner now.


this had me crying "jayden taking a DUUUUUUMMMPP!"


Do non alcoholic beers still smell like beers? Cause I’ve always only been able to drink liquor cause the smell of beer makes me sick and everything else doesn’t so I’m just curious as if I was the passenger if I would be able to realize pretty quick it’s not real or not


You are begging for likes by writing the most generic comment

caped baldy endowed with gigantic melons


but from the perspective of them this is actually scary af

@Theo HI think he meant cuz of the drunk driving but ok

Aint nobody gonna kill you in an uber every ride is logged and the drivers have identity linked to the account. It would be a close and shut case.


wtf is this guy xD, he is acting so better than any other youtuber lmfao<br>Thats so epic these videos and original holly molly

wtf is this guy xD, he is acting so better than any other youtuber lmfao
Thats so epic these videos and original holly molly


I got genuine discomfort for all these ppl. Jidion is amazing for making me feel this way


Bro I’m dying for the where he has mental breakdown with drink 😃


broooooo, it been months that i havent laughed so hard on youtube🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


That girl at the end was so sweet. What a good girl


must be one of the funniest ive ever seen out here


dude you're actually the funniest person on this platform, you make me laugh more than any other youtuber


I really wish I can donate on the YouTube platform!


"welp my moms balls are going to fall of" was golden


he started laughing  when they were praying


Jidion never fails to come out with a banger bros been putting out banger after banger


The key and peele inspiration is amazing


From now on the two girls will be like:
"Hey how do we get home?"
"We could uber"
"Sure... or we could just walk the 10miles carrying our bags"
"Yeah 10miles is really not a big deal"
"True its probably easier and we will safe money"
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
"Lesgo"
"Mhm"


The key and peele reference is hilarious


Bro I was diying on the floor at that last bit 😂😂😂 OMG that por women got drenched in fake beer 😅😅


Someone please hire JiDion on a comedy show. This man has some hilarious stuff!!!!

Hire? This man can host his own show and sell out the entire building😂

*-ṜṒῩΛⱢṪῩ -*


Brooooo you came back with a vengeance these latest videos are hitting harrrddddd


THE ORANK CALL WITH TYRONE GUY WAS KILLING ME WHEN  U SPELT THE DRIN KEVERYWEHERE


I liked the reference to Key & Peele with the audio tape while driving


Bro the fact tht she was so careing about him breaking up with his girl had me dying


the moment she wants to open the door but its locked


Bro put on a hell of a performance with the last victim 👏🏽😂


Danke Bruder, dass du einen Drink auf Deutsch gemacht hast


those two girls thought they were about to get kidnapped lmao


We all need to have the confidence of Jidion in public.


love the audios word for word from impractical jokers💀


yo u need to give cynthia a reward she was so sweet


Bro when she said compared to yours I started crying


I never watched your videos until yesterday and I was laughing every vid I watched this the funniest the cris brown😂


Man spilled his beer all over the last girl and didnt even break it to her xD


6:15 got me dying 💀. jidion is prolly one of the only YouTubers to actually make me laugh lmao

Bro what the fuck is going on in the comments 💀💀 y is their a war going on ☠☠

@Koon the Goon if u dont like this dont watch it, like i said people have diffrent type of humor.

@Koon the Goon he didn’t drive slow on purpose. He probably went quicker than most Uber drivers as most of them would take the longer route to get more money

@Legos Brought 2 Life Dog the fact that the visible discomfort on these  poor peoples faces brings you joy is unhealthy, get a therapist bro.

@Legos Brought 2 Life Hey not to mention, none of these people consented to having a part in this fuckery, they were unwillingly inconvenienced by this dude so he could make a buck off YouTube.

@Legos Brought 2 Life Or the lady he spilled his fake beer all over. What if she was on her way to an interview? You think she wants to show up to an interview with spots on her outfit and possibly smelling like beer?

@Legos Brought 2 Life You don't consider someone being late for work because of this dudes "prank" getting hurt? What if the dude was already on bad-standing with the boss, and then being late gets him fired. You think that's going to hurt him? What you don't seem to realize, is that peoples actions have consequences.

@Koon the Goon then dont watch the video, people have different types of humor. At the end of the day they aren’t being hurt.

@Koon the Goon it’s not harassment, your just soft

@Sean ;] You watch some bad youtubers then, this shit is more harassment than funny. Watch Ross Creations if you want actual funny pranks that aren't ruining the people days in the process.

😂 same for me, haven’t laughed at a YouTuber in so long but this video almost had me in tears


We ain't gonna talk about him breaking the sound barrier


"i do a lot of weed, mushrooms, and DMT" "What happened with the facial hair?" "bad trip" bruhhh llololololoolo "ask your mom what a heinieken is" " Is that beer?" "id like to get out now" this video was insane lol.. haha


This is the most  ive ever laughed i think


10:59 That boom I do with my son.... I like JiD a little more now.


“SHUT THE FUCK UP SIRI” dude this shi had me dying💀


I swear if I got an Uber like this, I’d be cracking up.


That queen at the end is worth holdin onto forever 🤩 what a wonderful human


"i'm gonna chris brown her" that got me dead💀


Bro this the first jiDion video I’ve ever seen, oh my god 🤣🤣🤣


Jidion bringing a smile to my face in these dark times


dude that girl at the end... that was the most hilarious shit ive ever seen like i dont think i can laugh at anything else anymore


Probably the best video I've ever seen ahahahah


12:32 what a kind lady. Oml, I can’t with the breakdown 🤣🤣🤣💀


I can´t the girl at 12:34 was so wholesome how could you do this to her x,DDDD She was so pure


the last one had me ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤


Nah the girlfriend and the screaming audio was soo funny😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


That last one went too far she was actually terrified


These pranks are actually levelling up from already high ass quality content bro this guy is truly goated there’s no doubt.


when you started crying I couldn't hold it anymore 😭


Omg I love enerie🤣🤣

She so casually said “Ernie  is short for ERNISTINA” 🤣🤣 like her name is a normal name🤣😩🤣😩


The last one was the funniest f*cking sh*t I've seen all year.


JiDion is one of our few true YouTubers left that we really need to cherish

until Youtube fucking ban him for no reason


this was the funniest shit i have EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! the uber ride is the best lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13:35 She had to ask God to Pray for him!😂😂😂😂


need more this girlfriend cheat prank🤣🤣🤣🤣


Never laughed harder at YouTube video in my life


brilliantly written jidion. love it and keep up the good work! it’s good to have you back.


Bro when he started crying over that fake phone call I sorta felt bad for him fsr but then burst out laughing when he had a fuckin temper tantrum


I’m sorry but that black woman at the end was such a wholesome person🥹 even tho he was yelling she was worried about him


14:03 how lil bro's be switching up after you got an ass woopin

💀


Cynthia is a nice person she prayed with jidion and was never bothered by him or annoyed


When skeeter saw the moustache, by instinct he said “I’m skeet Hansen with the predatorial investigation unit”


I love how that chick was all pissed off about it being in water, but failed to mention that water is the most important element on planet Earth. Everything you have ever touched, eaten, drank, or even seen came from water. Drunk people suck.


Damn JiDion you're out here keeping that promise AND getting through that takedown unphased. The Goat fr💀


"I'mma put her in the Khabib sleep!!" SSHSSHSHSHHH  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*"I'mma put her in the Khabib sleep!!"* _SSHSSHSHSHHH_  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


i hope the guy didnt need his uber account anymore lol


Giveon playing in the background makes ts 10x funnier


Imagine the last girl sees this video, what is she thinkin? 😂😂


I have to say thank you JiDion, I’ve been constipated for 2 days, but after watching this vid, I can happily say that’s no longer the case.


If he added ginger to it, it would've gave it a more acholic taste.


I haven’t laughed like this at a YouTube video in so long. We need you to keep it up, this shit is too fire


Need some Cynthia merch. That was so beautiful.


The woman at the end is a real one fr😂😂😂


The ride with the breakup physically hurt.


Cynthia is African descent! There's plenty of Africans who are confident, polite and calm as Cynthia.


Oh my God the voice diaries were incredible


Hilarious. But shout out to that girl at 12:50 so kind.


I love how he fully took the head restraint off😂😂😂😂


That last sweet woman.... only several thousands left on this earth.  💖


Bro the sound barrier broke atthe start 😂😂


He’s a wild man 😂 no prank reveal is next level


14:10 when you finish character is so funny


bro the most replayed [art got me lauphing so hard


if i were in that car i would instantly notice its a 0.0 beer


Cynthia was actually so sweet. Jidion’s acting is master class though lmaoooo


Bro I've been watching you since you first started your Channel first video was crazy


The guy that borrowed him the Uber account is deffs looking for a new job you need to help him


Right when he said “well my mom balls are gonna fall off”  ad came in “AT BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU RULE


this is lit af haha very funny brotha, you always keep it real with everyone💪🏽💯🙏🏽


Bro I’m cryyyyinggggg u playing your voice recordings 😂😂😂


“Imma Chris Brown her”<br>Fuckkkkk that shit was so funny 😂

“Imma Chris Brown her”
Fuckkkkk that shit was so funny 😂


idk how jdion still have a neutral face even when the situation is so funny


jidion would be the funniest fucking uber driver ever


Bro ngl But you gota have WON the fucking Oscars😂


13:02 THE KHABIB SLEEP HOLD IS CRAZY 😭😭😭


Bro you should do this again and blast because tonight will be the night that I will fall for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤


"well my mom's balls are definitely falling off " bwahahahaha


“Imma Chris brown her” I’m screaming!! 😂😂💀💀💀


Man, you just know that last chick has had to have seen some shit to be able to handle JiDion's antics. What a legend.


[TLOZ] ヒノカミ神楽


I think I just experienced second hand embarrassment😳 5:59


<b>sips bear</b> "hey could you put your seat belt on, Safety first."

*sips bear* "hey could you put your seat belt on, Safety first."


Watching Jidion is like watching a very good Anime, time passes by very quickly that you wish would last longer and you forget all your real life problems for a brief moment in time , thanks for the Mind breaks Jidion you are a God send..


Step it up a notch and try doing Uber and pick up your mistress while you are driving a passenger.  Then, have your wife call and set a meeting point to discuss your infedility while you are working. Make the Uber rider pretend to be related to the fake mistress to cover while you meet your wife. The mistress then plays with the Uber rider pretending to be horny. Eventually, your wife demands to be taken back home because of your Uber rider and crazy mistress distracting your wife as you both are trying to resolve your infedility.


“Im going to Chris brown her” shit had me dying


After she “broke up” with you, you should have sped up and said, I loved her


the fucking audiobooks GOT ME! im crying


The last video was such a good video, can’t believe they took it down.

@ItzDen there's something called premieres

yeah they be mad that jid always taking ws

How this mf got the video before us lmao

Are we gonna ignore the fact that HOW DID THIS MAN UPLOAD 1 HOUR AGO IF THE VID JUST CAME OUT

Wtf how he comment 1 hour ago if Jidion just uploaded

@Blueberry  bruh I'm pissed I didn't watch that video....jidion takes random breaks and then uploads alot

@Leon Tasholli he made Gatorade employees try prime, one of their competitors and they had no clue he even snuck into Gatorade headquarters for the video 😭

What was the vid abt, never got a chance to watch it


12:25 his acting and her reaction made me laugh hard as hell 😂😂much love my guy, keep slipping these laughs off my chest 😎💯.


Last girl was thanking god she still alive and that this man didnt start swerving like crazy because of the breakup.


How is it that this man hasn’t been signed professionally as a comedian ❤

@Jl nah bruh just different types of humor I admit it is childish but who dosnt love abit of lightheartedness in this age of darkness

@TheGamingnugget this might be funny if you’re like 12

@Jl he’s literally hilarious and he’s a sick actor only just found him this is the first vid I’ve watched

comedians aint rappers lmao. aint no signing they gotta go out and get their own work


Imagine being the person that let him use his account and car lolz


Nobody said football was the most dangerous sport. American football players also wear protection everywhere


America is so scary everyone can be an Uber 😭


“STFU SIRI” is mad relatable tho when ur upset fr😂 you be mad at everything


Lmaooo I love how he doesn't even tell them he just let's them think that it was real forever 😂😂😂


When the last girl said “calm down” he should of started playing that song  “baby calm down” 🎶 at max volume as he sobs 😂


Jidion: “Put on your seatbelt, safety comes first.”

*Proceeds to drink beer while driving🤣


Bro permanently ruined the Uber driver’s reputation😭


Lost my dad to drinking and driving. Thank you for your message, Demarcus 😂❤


Jidion acryally did the key and peele skit 🤣🤣


The same people on uber who dont tip are the same people who will slam your car door


You genuinely deserve an Oscar for this vid alone


Holy shit this is so funny I had a hotel employee come to my room and tell me to stop laughing hahaha keep up the great work Jidion.

@Snipr9”hey stop laughing!🤬jovial ass nigga”

Should have to told his ass to worry about getting bitches


response to "imma chris brown her" had me crying bro "noo, dont do that" <br>jidion out does himself again man, dude lost the gatorade video but still managed to get back up and win, much respect

response to "imma chris brown her" had me crying bro "noo, dont do that"
jidion out does himself again man, dude lost the gatorade video but still managed to get back up and win, much respect


"My mom has testicular cancer" best part 8:38


What a hero the last girl was. I hope you sent her a big bag of cash


When he started crying at the end bruh 💀💀


12:42 when that one 5 year old get's mad at you 💀


Lol she felt so bad she asked God to pray for him


I appreciate how Jidion cares about his fans. He really makes authentic videos not script he really the one who started this!!


I would have liked to see you reveal it as a prank...


This is the content Jidion wanted to get back to, love to see it


Bro spilled beer in a car that isn’t even his💀💀💀


bro jidion deserves an oscar for this lmao made me laugh hard!!


This shit the best content on all of YouTube


JIDION DID IT WITH THIS VIDEO 😭😭😭😭 HARDEST IVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG


Only thing I'm thinking about is what if he crashed and the lawsuit that would ensue.


We definitely need a part 2 and part 3 💀


JiDion had me at "do you not like my audio books?" 🤣🤣🤣 6:40


BRO I LAUGHED SO HARD & ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CEREAL 😂


I absolutely love this guy he is genuinely so funny


That last girl was so sweet such a nice lady honestly we need more people like her !!!


How does he not laugh while pulling these pranks. I'd be crying of laughter


Coming from someone who does do shrooms and dmt, that bad trip joke was good 😂 i can just imagine tripping balls, walking up to a mirror and getting scared by a beard and shaving it off

I did that to me wife before she left me.


After watching this video 10 times I can say this is a certified spoonkid classic

The way he defended smoil 👌 that guy in the mini didn’t stand a chance


this came at a good time, my days been shit. thanks for making this video bro🙏


Thanks for not disappointing us Jidion thank you I can forgive you now you've come through twice now

You are begging for likes by writing the most generic comment


Jidion never fails to make great content


I literally almost spit my food out when bro came out holding the sign with the bottle girls lmao


Absolutely lost it at “I’ve been seeing Tyrone” 💀


I haven’t laughed this hard in a year 💀💀💀


I honestly didn’t even know Jidion would have made this type of content


the last girl deserves some cash for being so sweet


Cmon guys let's appreciate the good work he's doing here 👍 🙌 👏


haven’t laughed this hard at a jidion video in a while 🤣🤣🤣


JiDion figured out how to make videos without being mobbed by fans 💯💯💯


dude this is the hardest ive laughed in a bit. this vid had me dying.


bro from 12:15 to 13:55 i was crying with laughter 💀


Where can i find the audio book cuz it's straight heat🔥🔥🔥🔥


That girl was really rude😢to you don’t let her ruin your day like that


Don’t drink and drive
Nah I’m a professional…

I have no idea what that means and he locked the doors which is wild 😅😂


Bro siri turning on in the worst moments like always had me dying


The audio tape where he just started screaming had me dying LMFAOOOOO

The original is from “key & peele weird playlist “

The audios tapes are a key and peele reference 😂


Omg Bro i spit out my drink laughing 12:40


12:40 I'm fucking dead. This will go down as the best prank in history.


Imagine being at a stoplight and seeing what happens at 12:40 😂😂


Real ones know the voice diaries are from Key and Peele


This man was drinking one time at a takeout spot I ordered ordering fro. A tall beer


Watching this whole video stoned is literally crack up on a different level 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


"my mom has testicular cancer"   "her balls gonna fall off"


The audio was stright out of key and peele skit. 😂😂😂


The last girl in the Uber gives me hope for humanity. What an amazing person Demarcus was tweaking lol and she was still trying to calm him down and prayed for him that’s dope. Prank was funny as shit though


He went through the 5 stages of grief with the last one 😂


they looked so uncomfortable dude she called her mom


The last girl had a heart of gold. Bless her soul ❤


The subwoofers just had to break that mic


The last girl is the most stable well grounded person I’ve seen on one of his videos In a while


Those voice diaries remind me of Key and Peele.


13:54 imagine doin all dis shi for a 5 star 💀🤌


You gotta make a video with Cynthia… she deserve it for staying calm with you in the car 🙏🏿

From what I saw this looked like it was a video with  Cynthia. Him and her were totally in this video together.


You mean like in a dream?...walking past him?...lol


"You shouldn't drink and drive."<br>"Oh I'm a professional"

"You shouldn't drink and drive."
"Oh I'm a professional"


Jidion is a savage. We love you Jidion ❤

YuldsPlug okay I’ll give you a fair shot 👊


this video was so funny may sister peed her pants. Im being dead ass


7:51  Telling her to put on her seat belt safety comes first when you are the one "Drinking" and driving. Man how do you come up with this, it's hilarious


Holy Moley! Mr Jidion this video really changed my perspective on life during the period of 1993 when my lovely son was born, hes now 41 and living life to the fullest! He loves watching your videos every day and night and day, mostly during the day tho! Thankyou Jidion! (my wife is calling me)


He should’ve used <b>THE BLUE LABEL DE JOHNNY WALKER</b>

He should’ve used *THE BLUE LABEL DE JOHNNY WALKER*


This man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


He scared those 2 girls so much they cut the trip early and walked the rest 😂😂😂😂


bro when you was staging like your girlfriend cheating on you i litteraly cried fr


12:20 u shouldve been like "i did everything for her" in a serious tone and then just hella accelerated ☠

I mean his job was to give everyone PTSD that would've been perfect


I thought that when he called his fake girlfriend it was gonna be a dude on the other side 🤣


Homie had the key and peele weird playlist😂. Jidion will forever be a W 6:03


11:30 😂😂😂😂 funniest part of the video!!  W video as always Jidion!!

@Defnotjaxonmembers get to watch content before it was released

@Kaïhe must’ve gotten a link or something lmfao

How you seen that it was just uploaded like a min ago


Woman: "You probably shouldn't drink and drive" <br>Jidion: "Nah im a profesional"

Woman: "You probably shouldn't drink and drive"
Jidion: "Nah im a profesional"


In that last one Bro is a Hollywood actor that’s CRAZY


You can tell the last girl is such a humble and nice person


Bro made me do a backflip and turn into a skeleton when he had that break up


so weird that nobody’s commenting that jidions contact name for d’aydrian is dy’adrian 😭


13:46 onistly W passenger she was so understanding


BRO I WAS CRAWLING LIKE A ROACH ON THE FLOOR WHEN HIS GIRL BROKE UP WITH HIM


Heineken still has alcohol in it bro just like a small amount


12:27 dream stans when he finally does a face reveal


Bro please tell me you told that last girl it was a joke 😂


Nah honestly i feel horrible for those girls bru they were scared asf


"If i see her imma chris brown her" got me


you bobbing your head at 6:11 to the "music" is what killed me🤣


Water in german means Wasser not wassur 😂


7:09 bruh her face when she grabbed the handle and the door wouldn’t open was fucking hilarious 😂


"if i see her ima chris brown her" is wild😭😭


@A: Is it cool if I play my audio book? ⏯
@B: Yes, sure
@the_au_diobook: 😳
@B: Chilling and laughing


I easily watched to two times in 5 months apart


10:47 Jidions out here giving people PTSD💀

*-ṜṒῩΛⱢṪῩ -*


so funny when bro left him hanging lol😂

8:25


bro that last one snapping on siri and shaking the beer i was fucking dying i would have told old boy let me out that bitch lolololol<br>😃😃😀😀😀😀😀

bro that last one snapping on siri and shaking the beer i was fucking dying i would have told old boy let me out that bitch lolololol
😃😃😀😀😀😀😀


8:53 bull shit, growing up I always raided my moms purse for mad change to hit up the ice cream😂


bro drove over the curb at 10:52 and thought we wouldnt notice lol


Im dying right know with his reaction to girl and breaking up


They Def gon deactivate bro Uber account cuz of u🤦🏿♂🤣🤣


12:22 man said how big is compared to mine starts crying lol


7:40 YEA I ARGEE WITH THAT
LMAO THAT MADE ME LAUGH ☠


Imagine if you did one of these acting emo 👹


im out here watching this wit some off brand dr. pepper called dr thunder, its bussin but i get to 13:15 and start dying bro, shi was coming out my nose and now its hurtin


"Next time I see her ima Chris Brown her" 🤣🤣😭😭💀


surprised no one recognized the key and peele audiotapes lmao


@GameOn he has like a Fortnite battle pass


"What happened to your facial hair?" 🤨<br>"Bad trip" 😔

"What happened to your facial hair?" 🤨
"Bad trip" 😔


He was acting lol but his acting is pretty good


Bros gonna be banned and trespassed everywhere 🤣


Nah bruh the audio books and the call at 11:45😂😂bruh I’m dead


"how would you feel if your balls fell off." "i dont have any"


9:23 well my mom's balls are falling off😭😂😭


5:55 That Key and Peele audio book reference tho lmfao this guy


The fact that the white girl made a nasty face about drinking water 💀💀


14:39 - is the best part of the video. I was dying

So funny and original I'm on the ground laughing rn

@PRANAV VASHISHT but.. but.. 🥺🥺🥺 why would i want jidions video to end its so funny and haha 😂🤣 so please don’t hate 😭😭😢😢


Please tell me you got Brody’s car detailed!


2:59 Bro bout to steal the chipmunks after this💀


lmao the key and peele was a noice touch


2:54 the pain in his eyes cuz the guy didn't give him a hug


𝔻𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕖_𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘


ahhahahahh the one how big is it was rlly a good one hahaha


11:00 ay I dont know about yall but I was not expecting that at all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


The things he played is from key and peel<br>😂

The things he played is from key and peel
😂


Crying at the voice diaries. "AAAAAAAAAhhhhHHHhhhHHHh"


Omg that lady was such a angle Tyron really stole your girl like that


Hey Jidion, just wondering when you are going to clean the car you borrowed it has fake beer all over it bro.


should I ray rice her or Chris brown her 😂 13:23


they care about breast cancer but dont care about testicular cancer 😔😔😔


Missed the turn ? Sorry bro, it was the heinies  : ))


4:26 felt like I was deadass in 2016 again


9:19  “her balls are gonna fall off” wtf

9:19  “her balls are gonna fall off” wtf


nah bro 11:10 bro is acting from experience


If I see her I’m a Chris Brown her 😂😂😂😂😂😂


if i see her imma chris brown her 🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that's wild


Noo i feel so bad the last girl was so nice😭


2:25 it’s like a silent film from the 1920’s


The girl that started comforting u I can’t😭😭😭😭😭


12:31 it would  be funny if he had that tantrum then was like can I get your number 😎


"don't ask females, we don't carry money" is exactly why men need to stop paying for their dates, drinks, food, etc. Gross


Don’t forget guys 2:30 those are people’s daughters 💀


@Smart Pasta that's the punchline Sherlock👏


Lmaoo my brothers name is Ernesto and my sister is Anastasia.


0:50 Wasser wird nicht so ausgesprochen. The W, Makes a V sound and the R is silent. So it sounds like "vassa"

Ich glaub der hat es nur für den “slang” oder so gemacht.


They guy’s Uber account he used now has like a 2 star Avery’s probably


5:53 cmon bro why you gotta be stealing jokes??

U do know everybody copies other people's jokes ☠


Bro he ruined the other dudes Uber account


Bro how do y’all do this with a straight face


nah let him prank me one time imma get him back


@Da Don you typed the same comment bro did 🫵😂

Why do people write “SAW IT FIRST!!” Ya must be virgins…

Bro trynna get his comment hearted by jidion 😂😂😂


I'm upset that he never tells them that it's a joke. That's gonna bug me all day


That girl that comforted him down is a Giga chad


Is your Uber account is still active after this lol


that one girl at the end is hella wifey material


It was funny kick him out of the section.😅


u should tell them its a joke so they dont fire the guy whos account that is


"-How would u feel if your balls fell of?"<br>"- I don't have any 😭😭"

"-How would u feel if your balls fell of?"
"- I don't have any 😭😭"


To the last girl......Your a sweetheart.


bro "jus wassur" is not "just water" in german hahahaha


12:29 bro I’m screaamimgff lmaoooooooooo


13:09 bro how does he yell at Siri in character


Yo bro Im german and nur wasser means only water. It was so funny to see the ˋˋcomercialˋˋ


I'm gonna Chris Brown herrrrrr 😂😂😂 death has come upon me


12:57 this nigga got me so fuckin dead w that shit 😂😂 stfu Siri!!!


Bro no way w the fake phone call from Jayden


Was it just me or did brake the sound barrier for like 10 seconds


feel bad for the guys car cause yiu spilled the beer


10:40 ant no way people still be where maskes


i swear to the heavens i remember the hearing a similar audiobook in key n peele


Them yitches need water 😂😂😂 talkin about its water


3:16 yo can anyone explain to me why they said they’re gonna arrest you to him don’t understand what he did wrong?


Also Jidion said to The old women How would you feel if your balls Fell off Old woman:I dont know i don't have any


You should’ve said Tyrone is my fing uncle


a giveon song is playing in a club, get me in there tf


10:30 zipper head just slammed the f door


Lol this vid was cool and all, but can I just say the outro song tuff asl bro


BRO THE VOICE DIARIES LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bro you sprayed beer all over that poor fans car lmao wtf


you KNOW thats a non alcoholic heineken which taste awful


I donkt know when you will be deactivated for endangering the people’s lives becaue if doing a fake video but be careful stay safe stay rocking.


POV: Your dad dies when he tried to get the milk 12:43


You're supposed to tell them its a prank. You just screwed over that guys job.


IF I SEE HER I'M A CHRIS BROWN HER HAD ME IN STITCHES


Nah cus this shit could get you arrested tho lol


Who else caught that key and pele reference here


If I see her I will Chris Brown her is crazy😂


Oh so I guess they just aren’t audio nerds


13:38 did she really say "God please, pray for him" 🤣🤣 god praying for somebody else is not a god 🤣🤣


Nigga said ray rice her 😂😂😂 I had forgot about that 😂😂


Bro just shot hieniken all over this random dudes car


Wtf "wasur"? xD<br>It's called Wasser in german

Wtf "wasur"? xD
It's called Wasser in german


Wassur 💀
My inner grammar teacher died right now.
For the ones wondering, it's WassEr, not WassUr


The one at 13:45 funny then a mf she started praying


scream is good to watch if you root for scream


Bro asked if he should khabib or chris brown her lmaooo


That last woman is adorable. PS: Don't just use black men as negative (Cris Brown, etc) it's not cool and spreads stereotypes.


5:26 shoulda said ‘ah nah I was doing BLM’


Should have tried to convince them it's a new type of alcohol designed to be as easy to drink as possible/taste like water. Then, make up some bullshit, and say that it's made up of alcohol, however, some of the molucules were removed that arent necessary to get you drunk, that are also the same ones that make it taste of alcohol the most, and each batch gets filtered 50,000 times over through a carbon fibre vibranium alloy diamond encrusted nano fibre filter to make it taste as absolutely close to water as possible.

To take it a step further, you could say that you've nearly perfected it, but aren't quite there, so you can taste the alcohol a bit. Then, you could get alcohol free vodka/something similar, and add enough to each bottle so you can taste it, but just a bit.

If i managed to convince people lemons used to be called leemons, because they were first discovered on an island where lemurs lived off them, and the lemons were named after the lemurs, but had the bame changed a bit, but the word leemon was eventually changed to lemon, then I reckon this would work.


I'm dying when he said shut the fuk up siri


SHE WAS THE ONEEEE   STFU SIRI.... i just gonna play this audio tape AAAAAHHHH..... capared to your dich HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


that was fucked up  on the last customer

that was fucked up  on the last customer


3:22 is that like crazy playing in the background?? lmfao if it aint tell me the song name


2:20 the song was loud until it got muted


The voice diaries were literally word for word stolen from key and peele


Jidion all these ppl can tell its fake AF


Wassur doesnt mean anything in german. Wasser indeed is water in german


What’s crazy is a Uber driver make less then 10 bucks in 14 mins 10 millions views sheesh😢


Get me the last girl's phone number, I wanna marry her


suddently german xd KAMPFWAGENKAMPFPANZER


The voice diaries is i think is a reference to key and peele


how would you feel if your bals fall off


When I see her imma Chris brown her 😂😂🤣🤣


I am going to Chris Brown her. I'm going to put her in the Khabib Sleep hold. Shhhh GO TO SLEEP 😂😂😂😂


Burgers are good but bro it’s not going to be a good thing


bro not telli0ng them is the willdest part is Crazy


Wtf why tf she say frmale dont carry money and then they say they are independent


Inspiration from the key and peele sketch??


This makes ppl really uncomfortable and I don't like mean humor. I'm out. Gd bless u all.


this the video where the meme came from i found it


0:22 jus wassur it shows on the bottle 0:25 it shows nur wasser 🤔


Asking an Asian to tip is hilarious!! Especially an Asian woman!


lol one time I shotgunned a beer with my uber driver


Man i hope my balls wont fall off💀 My name is Anastasia btw so uhm


Bro u account is already and  Off on Uber Account, I bet you even the Uber computer technician will defiantly make sure the phone use on Uber account never come back to Life.


LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Im gonna chris brown her PHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


I dare you to do it when getting pulled ovef


bro jit got dumped and then cryed like a baby and pulled out the can i get a five star?


btw ive been going on omegle copying and pasting links of this vid


Dude you should fart really Loud and make ugly faces in a Uber video next ahahahahaha


13:04 was so funny "shut the fuck up Siri"


13:38 god please pray for him, hahhahh like wtf we pray to god, not god prays for us hahaha


My moms balls are falling so no money for the balls jar


Straight stole audiobook thing from a key and peele skit


“God please pray for him”

PRAY TO WHO?????


I don't understand how anyone can laugh at this...


'EEUUUUHUHEUGGEUEGUEGEUEHUH😭😭😭😭😭'....    'wow.'


Wassur is not water is german it is Wasser


please type the letter g in the word God capital thank you Jidion love your videos as usual.

@ilan bandary Im telling Jidion to make it capital.


What where you doing in my neighborhood at the volleyball court


10:50 nah bro you're potentially traumatizing them, imagine if you are a girl and there's a huge dude being weird, I laughed myself at this video a few times but I don't think its so funny for them, why do you don't do that with men who can fight back theoretically ?


Wasser is water in German the tag makes no sense in German


That girl was very kind and sweet. And in this situation.. :D


Please please please do a part 2!!!!!!!!! JIDION!!!! PART 2!!!!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!


enas tupas htan ellhnas apo to uber drive fr


what's up my love my honey bun my snigr program


3THÅÑ_ŠÏMPŠØÑ


Remember Romans 6:23 the wages of sin is death


It’s incredible. Affirmative action has given so much.  Good for you.


Females don't carry money JiDion... <br>What's wrong wit you?

Females don't carry money JiDion...
What's wrong wit you?


the one to sit on a watch and be on time :)


water in german means wasser not wassur, small difference

Well there’s a water works company called wasser


PLEASE DONT DRINK AND DRIVE IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A FAKE SKIT.


Hzhahzhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahhaha hahaha haha hahaha hahaha nah that Audio hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha


voice dairies copied from key and peele sketch


Iam a be honest with yo jidion I love your content and stuff but can you please relax with the weird minor jokes please and can you please stop with the weird  jokes towards women please cuss honestly it makes me uncomfortable and a lot of people uncomfortable and again I love your content have a blessed day my brother


i love the video but you really need to be careful with the mock prayers homie im not sure if your christian but blasphemy is a very dangerous sin to commit


This isn't funny. I mean it's kind of mean and manipulating. I get it's a joke but still it's not how you should conduct yourself..sorry :<

idk wth is ur problem old man but this is funny ash💀💀💀


you do not condone so u u promote driving while intoxicated


You filmed a couple of minors in this video and it needs to be removed.


Copying key and peele cuz you can’t think of anything original


Wtf was that women meaning by you don't ask females?? Its 2023 they want equal rights but want men to remain traditional?


Those two girls wearing the masks are so dumb lol


Females don't carry money? Nah bitch you're just as likely to have it, and there's a higher chance you have change 😆


How would you feal if you balls fell off


I LIVE IN HOUSTON AND I SUGGEST YOU GO TO ANDRETTI GO CARDS, ITS NEAR MAIN EVENT NEAR 99 AND I-10 - ITS LIKE MAIN EVENT ON CRACK - THE GO CARTS ARE VERY FAST AND I CAN IMMAGINE YOU WILL LOVE THIS PLACE FOR PRANKS !!!


Cringey Af and really rude. Unsubscribed

Nobody cares bro, leave. You're very irrelevant


Direct copy of key and peele that car skit. What a loser


“Yo Jaden’s mom, tell Jaden to stop being a pu$$y and join up on Heine time”

Got me laughing for at an hour💀💀💀


That lame ass alcoholic shorty in the club such an L


that SHUT THE FUCK UP SIRI was real bro that was not apart of that prank bro


she said i will pray for u naw she is def gon be praying on ur downfall she like i hope that women's balls fall off


That ain't even your car and you splashed the water fucking everywhere at the end


“stfu siri”💀😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

“stfu siri”💀😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣


You don't like this guy. The peasant thinks he's funny and his films only annoy people, poor prank


DO A VIDEO WHERE YOU ACT AUTISTIC WHILE UBERING


i need to get me that audio book 😂 shits funny af. two square...... penises 🤨


You just know why these 2 fingers are not painted as well 12:55


You should release the audio tape. thats js me tho


what made me mad as a german person he mispronounced “nur wasser” 😭💀 but i mean besides that it’s so funny how a random dude let JiDion use his acc


"yeah could you put on your seatbelt ,safety comes first"


Ay man I love your videos but it’s sad to see you praying to god as a joke :/


Jesus loves you. Please repent of your sins and read the Bible!!! ❤❤❤


"this is the only time this is happening"<br>"alr see you next week"

"this is the only time this is happening"
"alr see you next week"


It starts out so normal, but it turns crazy 💀💀


ngl this prank was evil, making people feel that their life is in danger regardless of if its a prank is not something you should be doing. thats why the you didnt get any good reactions out of people.


IVE BEEN LAUGHIGNA T THE TWO LITTLE GIRLS FOR 10 MINETUES BRO OMGGGGG


You alr know the last girl thought she finna die when he started screaming 😂


Those girls were pissed it was water. He’s trying to keep y’all hydrated you dumb bishes.


when he said wha happened to ur fácil hair nigga said “bad trip”😭


Be an uber driver and just confess the most randomb things


12:20 until the end is madddd I cried of laughter


There's something wrong with kids if they are in college and that offended about road beers. You're visibly not wasted and to be that offended is crazy. We're doomed.


I like hoe you can tell who is going to be a Karen because ther face is blurred 😂😂


12:24 he should have started speeding up😂


bro that "i have warrants" part in the club, nahhh im dead rn


The fact he had a straight face with the audio


HAHAHAHAHAHA THE FREAKING OUT IN THE CAR


lesson of the day, do not drink and drive


Bro i am German and ts Wasser Not wassur


me as german dude felt the jus wassur too bad😅


BRO IM CRYING BAHABABAHAH THIS VIDEO IS WILD


Son I was rolling on my bed  laughing at the first audio tape 😂😂😂


"SHUT TF UP SIRI" Ill be waiting for people to make some tiktoks with that one 😂


God please pray for him🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 God don’t pray you pray to God😭


PUT THE NAME OF THE SONGS YOU USE IN THE OUTTROS LIKE DAM JIDI


Nahh u wrong Chris brown her is crazy then u said Khabib Hold 🤣🤣


Heres a free idea, do an audio book of how to kidnap ppl while youre driving uber and play it for ppl while you drive them


dude those 2 college girls looked so freaked out lol. i felt so bad for them


I started dying when he played that audio book wtf


Bro watching to much cobra Kai thinking he Johnny


Takes sip, “You should really put your seatbelt on. Safety comes first.”


AMEN💙💙✝✝✝🙏🏾💙✝💙🙏🏾🙏🏾💙✝✝✝✝✝💜✝💙✝💜✝💙✝✝✝✝✝✝💜✝💙🙏🏾


Jidion: literally drinking a can of beer<br>the radio: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Jidion: literally drinking a can of beer
the radio: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS


Hahahahahahhahahahahahha this is one of funniest videos i have ever seen 😂😂


Bro y everybody a buzz kill . If I heard his journal thing I’d fuccing die


Digga was ist das für ne Werbung zum Anfang ?


Thats not how you type water in german waser is the right one


buddy said " whats that over there" lmao


Cynthia asked God to pray for you….now thats sumn! Lmaooooo


THE SCREAMS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

THE SCREAMS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


I guess her balls are falling off that whole video made my day


4:46 is probably a romanian has it (definitely not me)


OG's know that the voice diary is from a key and pele video


I almost fucking died eating when he screams 6:14


You should act suicidal and then pretend your gonna drive it off a cliff


WHY DIDNT YOU TELL THEM IT WAS A JOKE 😂.


Marques brownlee is a D-1 ultimate frisbee player


man make a uber acc just to mess with people okay dont do any pranks jus mess with them its so funny without the fake beer lmao


i cant watch this holy the 2nd hand embarrassment has me pausing every 2 seconds


if i see her im a chris brown her is to funny


The last girl was so nice I feel so bad lmao


11:31 that mf is trying so hard not to laugh


Rip bros uber account job less but we upp 🗣🗣


Bro the voice memos fucking killed me 😭😭


bro said nuwasa as a german i find that really disrespectful


Bruh how did I jus find ur channel!! Shit funny af 😂😂😂


One time a driver offered me Hennessy as he gulped some down.


I'm pretty sure uber kicked him off the app after this 😂


Bruh that audio track straight from key and peele 😭


6:17 nah that got me laughing so hard😂😂😂


“If i see her I’m gonna Chris brown her👹” 💀


I would've started laughing if i was her💀


Funny is customer wanna out of  uber on middle of drive usually driver wanna kick  customer out For bad behaviour or trying to traver free XD


nah the girl in the back while your "GF" called about Tyrone probably feared for her life like you were gonna drive off a bridge or something haha


Not gonna lie if my Uber driver offered me a beer I'd be so gassed, Definitely be getting a fat tip haha


nag bro that woman was trying her best not to laugh abt jidion getting heart broken


Bro ur litterrally the best Acter in the world bro  even I would belive that this is true ur so damn god at acting like bro have u ben training or something


his uber driving account has to be suspended. this is crazy.


Cynthia bouta have the best story at dinner


why did he turn off the audio, bad editing is it?


I have never related to something more than when he yelled, "SHUT THE F*** UP SIRI"


12:22 she is such a nice women
she could have been like, oh Imma just cancel this ride because you acting hel*a crazy
but she wanted to make a positive impact don't the world wow


Ahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahagagaha broooo im deaddddd those audio books or whateverr lmaooooo u screaming and shit 😭🤣🤣


Lmao 12:45 when the beer went everywhere 😂


Bro how did you capture me dating my evil ex gf… bitch ass cheater did me so wrong when I was being genuine and wanted a loving relationship stayed loyal didn’t cheat… didn’t fuck one bitch till 7 months later when her friend finally gave me proof she was cheating on me

I turned into her because I realized it’s what those bitches wanted from the beginning was for me to fuck em all but I didn’t because I was in that mental of just dating one bitch and being loy

I mean I didn’t snap I was already fucking two other girls… before I found out from her friend the proof… so I was more like eased into it not caring because I knew she was cheat… some part of me always wanted to have doubts but nah her friend showed me proof proof on the dot time and everything matched, posts, etc. me being blocked on nearly all social media sites towards the end to hide the fact of some newly started relationships behind my back

I never ever fucked any of her friends just saying… I fucked other bitches once I found proof of her being a cheat and always being one but once her friend gave legit proof of one person she was dating while dating me and others too that’s when I snapped and planned the best break up ever lmao

I shoulda just fucked with her friends I guess lmao I shoulda fucked all em they was all asking for it… but me doing the right thing still I got punished like me doing the right thing was wrong… so ima do the wrong thing next time lmao

She believed I fucked her friend because her friends wanted to fuck me… but I did what my girl wanted even though she added her friends bf on snap after saying I can add her friends and she rubbed it in my face that she added her friends bf… same one that shows her sucking her exs dick and her friends bf which is her exs friend both were getting action in a dream well nightmare to me lmao so yeah I had so many dreams of her being a cheater

She switched spots with her friend to fuck someone else

At the worst but any evil person working against me to them is a perfect timing

Caught her ass switching spots with her friend twice but somehow ran out of ohone storage and it all got erased

Second I saw him run over I knew I was right it was first solid proof I had besides one time we video chatted in the morning coming back from beach because she wanted too

She was taking a shower… she just got out she neeed to dry hair but the hair dryer broke so it took her over a hour to get out and he was in there for a hour too

He ran over realizing I was watching trying to hide around shit running across

And at the end before finding proof of her cheating from her friend I saw the neighbor run over to her house when she told me to leave the street she was on making excuses she normally used but I didn’t listen

She said she didn’t fuck with the neighbor that freshly moved in that wanted to buy addy from her… but I can tell he wants more than that so I said no to her associating because she was like that with me with girls and shit… she said she never talked to him only her fam did… then I have a dream either before that or after of her fucking with this dude who seems like the next door neighbor and they having a picnic happy

I have deja vu of all this in life like every day of my life I have to live everything all over again… no matter if I cause it or not

She got me so emotionally scarred inside like ropes were getting tangled and pulled… that’s how it felt that I would have ticks and explode and it ended up me destroying a brand new 2011 Honda Accord coupe ex l V6… damages costing upwards of over $30k… $12k being cost of whip, $8k plus of personal money, and $10k plus of engine and other damage from car for using it as a outlet of my anger flying down the road at 100mphs even in town on twisty roads and shit hydroplaning I’m the water as it storms

What comes around goes around but still yeah that bitch would lie and deceive me she used to be truthful but once she realized I wouldn’t be able to handle her truth she hid her truth from me… cheating, lying, even when dreams, intuition and proof with my own eyes even tho it was like eh proof but still enough to know some up and sus with her… yeah she was a cheating whore the whole time and even told me she was before she met me… once a cheater always one… still can’t believe they trapped me in that relationship with that bitch just to turn me into a fucking hoe myself because before that I was shy of everyone now I’m not

Knowing and not knowing tbh… but fuck it guys would do me in like that with any girl I date

Once I found proof I fucked so many different bitches some even being in relationships


should i chris brown her or ray rice her?<br>i think ima oj simpson 💀

should i chris brown her or ray rice her?
i think ima oj simpson 💀


Yo I need that song you know I been eating on some hot fries way back


The tip jar for my canser mom got me 😂😂😂😂😂


9:27 well, my moms balls are falling off

9:27 well, *my* moms balls are falling off


I feel bad for the employees rating and probably termination of service


wow i havent laughed this hard in a while lol


"If I see her imma Chris Brown her"<br>I was dead🤣🤣🤣

"If I see her imma Chris Brown her"
I was dead🤣🤣🤣


re watched this shit in my history class almost died at the screaming


That girl who was there when his girlfriend broke up with him was so sweet


Should i ray rice her or should I Chris brøwn her 🧛🏼😂🫵🏿 Ømm øn my fuccin momma 🧛🏼😂🤷🏻♂ - $BG


God bless you guys aswell and turn to Jesus Christ and away from your sins He was put on the cross so that we can have a way to riahteousness. Jesus Christ is coming


I was dying with the girlfreind one lol atta boy


honestly bro is just hydrating them bitches, they should be grateful lmao


lmfao they just dont even know how to react <br>they just get upset when u dont know how to react

lmfao they just dont even know how to react
they just get upset when u dont know how to react


Wtf I searched up drake and then jidion comes up first lmao


bRO WHEN HE SAID HE WAS GONNA CHRIS BROWN HER ISTG I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER NOW ITS ON MY CARPETTTTTTTTTT


WOAHHH NUR WASSER THATS WHAT I NEED luv ya man your vids always make me happy


Praying for whoevers uber account that was


bro ruined that dudes uber drivers career


The key and peel voice audio had me dying


Damn jadion you going to have these ppl taking a xanex or valium every time they take uber or lyft if they ever take them again.


INS'T IT LIKE THE AUDIO BOOK FROM THAT ONE EPISODE FROM KEY AND PEELE 😭


John 3:16 For GOD So Loved The World That He Gave His Only Begotten Son that whosoever believeth In Him shall not perish but have Everlasting Life.

Get Saved Now!


if i see her ima chris brown her is CRAZYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭


I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video


nobody here understood the jordan peele reference to the audios


that shit was fucking funny this has to be the funniest video i have ever seen nigga


yo its yo boy gangsta jay its like i'm riley from the boondock and i am 8 i am using my moms account and it was also funny that he said 'im a chrisbrown her'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂


out of all names bro could've said he says my mom's name


John 3:16 For GOD So Loved The World That He Gave His Only Begotten Son that whosoever believeth In Him shall not perish but have Everlasting Life.


yo this shit is funny when he said his moms balls were gonna fall out


Me an my dad jus watched this and laughed our asses off shit was so funny


It took me 40 mins to get through 15 mins. Don’t think I ever rewinded a vid so many times


Im so fucking dead during the girlfriend break up call


WHY DOESNT HE SAY ITS A PRANK AT THE END😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ITS SO CRUEL 😭


3 more months HER balls are gonna fall off🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


the bro got deleted of off uber right after this


SORRY THAT YOUR SIRI IS SO STUPID JIDION WE CAN JUMP EM TOGETHER 😡


Cynthia was terrified you were going to crash the car


The audiotape is a straight rip from a Key and Peele skit


this is my second favorite video, the first being the haircut at the nba game


My man said his mom has testicular cancer lmao


Also bist du von Deutschland oder was hast du deutsch gelernt (I also can speak English)


Bro straight up ripped off an entire key and peele sketch


JiDion tanked this random dude's Uber reviews.


i can see the inspiration from key and peele


its beer aint nobody getting drunk with a beer


IT would be  so funnny asf if you screamed like i show speed


Dude 2:23 the sound got broke of bc of the earrape, tf


Clicking on this video hoping it’s real, let’s see…


How does he do this with a straight face 🗿


7:22 "awkward"

camera cuts

shots  shots  shotsshots shots shots

7:22 "awkward"

*camera cuts*

shots  shots  shotsshots shots shots


Key and peele had a skit with that audio tape


this is what a icall being at the wrong party.


It's sad they won't let a Alpha male be this successful....he's so gay, embarrassing


blud rly said mr world wide to a bald mf😂😂


nah that breakup call went waaaay too far


Should I ray rice her or should I Chris brown her?


Can I play my audio files for you 😂🤣👍🏾 that was it for me 🙈😂


she was so weirded out but still so nice saying its ok LMFAOOOOOO


"If i see her imma chris brown her" 💀💀💀💀


AYOOOOOOOOOOO. @7:38 You are a DEMONNNNN. LMAOOOOOO


12:42 lol this was crazy look at the women’s face


This guy has the biggest balls out there 😂😂😂


THIS MAN IS FUNNY FUNNY I SEE WHY HE HAS 6 MILLION VEIWS


bro i started dying when he said IMA chris brown her xD


yo this is soooo ode and funny af people were def on the phone with uber support lmfao


Stopped in to thumbs down for making all these poor people deal with this shit.


Imma marry that black girl she was actual good person   wow  she even prayed for him


what is wrong with these people with such low eq that cant read the prank( dont ask females like wtf) females tip strippers so they clearly carry cash


Bro, why did I think those two guys with the same people?


CΩLΣMΔΠ HΩШΣLL


All by my self stared playing when she broke the news 😂


Who else knows the voice memo idea from Key&Peele? Anyone?


That last one got me dead 😭😭😭 Fck Tyrone


Dide this vid had me dying of laughter 😂 goddam that audio was funny


wait was the ive been seeing tyrone thing fr?


Bruder, mein Lieblingsgetränk ist nur Wasser.


Um…. Actually Wassur is not water in German. The German word for Water is Wasser 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


If you don't pull over and let them out, they can charge you with kidnapping or false imprisonment... Just saying watch out ya know


BRO IS GONNA GET CANCLED 😭😭 theres no way this shits allowed💀


i feel like this might be a cancelable video😭


Copyright is some trash 🗑 sometimes. The music was playing in a club and YouTube removed it?


THIS VIDEO HAD ME SCREAAMINGGG HAHHAAHAHAHHHh 😭😭😭


“Mom…there’s like 4 cameras in here”

“Jayden whatchu talking about my man”


My name is Jayden and it is spelt like Jadon it is a Hebrew name of biblical origin.


The breakup was so funny bro it got em dead but damn that was by far the nicest and most calm lady


Bruh. I ain't gon lie at 1st I thought this content was lame but bruh you won me over


they will never take uber again kinda fucked up lol


The only time it’s happening
See you next week
😂😂😂


When bromsaid imma Chris brown her imma Chris brown her 😂😂😂😂😂


i dont know how he does it id bust my butt off doing that


I won't lie to you man, I aint feeling this one, these people legit thought their lives might be in danger and to add to that you deliberately did not tell them it was a prank. Yeah its funny to think that a weird encounter will live rent free in their heads for a while, but its a different story when that rent free scenario was their primary method to get to work. Some of yall have been taking these pranks too far at the expense of others and although an unpopular opinion I really think shit like this needs to stop. Do more pranks where the joke is on you and not making people believe their life is in danger.


9:31 well my moms balls are falling off (i died with laughter at this part XD)


YOOOO😂The car audio is unmatched bro..🤣MORE OF THIS


Oh this was hard to watch but i couldn't stop hahaha


The last one was so out of pocket what the fuck XDDDDD


I like jidion but he straight ripped that whole audio book thing bar for bar from key and peele


Ong when he was crying v he was prolly laughing just making a crying sound


My moms balls are falling off in 3 months.


Brooo give credits to Key and Peele for the audio thing


That last woman is amazing! That’s the kind of woman you should look for.


9:34 girl at the back put her phone in her bag😂


Bro his whole car smells like beer now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I hope you hit Cynthia up after this cus shes a genuine person frfr .


lmao jid calling himself marques brown-lee


No way he used a key and peele audio 🤣🤣🤣🤣


😂 You a fool... sneakin a swig when she looked away


12:01 bro that deadass made me uncomfortable LMAO


ahahahahahahahahahhahah when he was crying and drinking the beer i thougt of spongebob in the boarding school


W emotional support for that breakup lmaooo


I lost it whenever the car started talking and he said shut up Siri 😂😂😂


i just got to the part where you said im oj simpson lmao


Him:How would you feel if your balls fell off?Her:I don't have any😂


I'm a fan but I ain't gone lie bro that Drunk Uber prank was just mad weird .. you made them girls mad uncomfortable in every way. And you made some of em walk. You ain't helping nobody but yoself.


i dont know how he does this without laughing🤣


I will Chris Brown her or should I Oj Sympson her? Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


The part where he shouted at siri was soooooooooooo! funny


No i actually feel bad for that one rider that had to deal with ur fake breakup


Damn whoever marry Cynthia is fr blessed. That girl was everything American girls are not lol


Sinthea scared you gone drive the car off a ledge.


That last girl was the best haha god bless.


Bro look like james harden before he grew his beard “James Harden Arizona state” #13


nah for the last one wwyd if a custoemr said  bro lets pull up on tyrone rn


If I was in this car, I would be freaking pissed. I dont care if its a prank. The things he said and insist people give him money is disrespectful.


Yo boys Uber account gonna be messed up 🤣🤣


The last one the best part she was so nice but it was also the funniest<br>SHUT THE FUK UP SIRI😂😂😂😂😂😂

The last one the best part she was so nice but it was also the funniest
SHUT THE FUK UP SIRI😂😂😂😂😂😂


Are we just going to ignore the fact that the "water" has white foams in it and isn't clear? 12:47


She started out the prayer thanking God for this food, then realized it didn't make any sense and then asked God to pray for him.


what a prayer lol...asking God to pray for someone she's praying for took me out.


I just genuinely hope they actually explained it to all the passengers involved that it’s just some sort of prank or else the person assisting him do this video by giving him access to his Uber Driver acc and car is probably gonna suffer from super baddd reviews and heck even get his acc permenantly band for making passengers felt uneasy but most and especially the drink driving which caused danger to altogether. I mean we all surely know it’s not what’s happened but do the passengers end up informed that it’s just a prank?

I am almost sure Jidion already figured that out and have that covered, but just the thought of it makes me feel sorry for the actual owner of the uber account if they didn’t actually clarify and he received bad feedbacks or even complaints. 😅


Bro its 5:50 AM im trying to sleep and u just exploded beer all over the CAR LMFAO . IM TRYING TO SLEEP BRO U CANT BE THAT FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bro why would you not tell them it’s a prank??? It’s not your uber account you’re using


Damn you fucked up letting that black chick out the car she coulda got this dudes uber driver account terminated


I’m gonna be honest that’s not a funny prank


If ya'll didn't know, the audio tape is pretty much a direct copy of a Key & Peele ep


12:30 she think what if this n*gga drive me off a lift


why were they calling the cops i nteh club im confused


There should be a part 2 diz sht hilarious


Those pathetic girls in that club were mad because it's water? Weirdos


Bro I hope your payer enough because you have a bad record, but lol this got me laughing.


Make more super funny uber pranks like the one at 11:41


loved the vid but that’s not water in german


Someone’s been watching some Key and Peele😝. Hella funny audio tapes


“SHUT THE FUCK UP SIRI!!” Omg I was rolling😭😭😢🙂🥺😖😊😂🙂🤫🥶🫢😨🫥😱


how wild you feel if your balls faled down

قصص نايف حمدان


Ive never heard of anyone asking for god to pray for em


Should I Chris brown her or ray rice her...<br>I'm gonna OJ Simpson her 🤣🤣😂 I'm fucking crying

Should I Chris brown her or ray rice her...
I'm gonna OJ Simpson her 🤣🤣😂 I'm fucking crying


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA..............that was insane!!!!!! I loved the two carpet munchers and their groceries HAHAHAHAHA


“How would you feel if your balls fell off”🤣🤣🤣


ngl kinda funny when he said would you like it when your balls fall of and she said she aint got any.


Bro the voice diaries were literally key & peele


My dad drinks fake beer and beats me at night!😂


7:24 broooo at that point I wouldve dipped ahahahaha.
Such a funny vid, especially the Cynthia part


good thing i watched that video before it got tookin down, such L's


I guess it’s all type of people in the world, dry ones are the worst


Lol when he yelled shut the fuck up Siri. I died


Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Just let them know it was a prank that's what I would do , but hey to each there own


That was funny at the club people thought it was alcohol  😄 there reaction said it all


went from clubbing with drunk, naked girls to God is with you.


brooo jus wussur is not german ahhahahhahah


Nahh after this he is the real menace💀💀💀💀


I feel bad for the ladies. Even the guys. They must have been scared as fuck!! <br>That was not so funny to me. Oh well, what's done is done.

I feel bad for the ladies. Even the guys. They must have been scared as fuck!!
That was not so funny to me. Oh well, what's done is done.

@David R. Done, oh, is done well what's.


you gonna get my boy fired with the reviews he about to get 😂


do it with a fake joint or like fake cocke


How is nobody wondering why his mums balls are falling off 😂


People taking his moms testicular cancer seriously 🤣🤣🤣🤣


when the girl said she will get out i thought he was gonna say "you must be fun at parties"


The last one is sweet and kind little girl


Can u please do another one but be exited asf and cry when they get in


"Student Card, CashApp, Venmo?? How would u like it if ur balls fell off?? PayPal, Apple Pay??"
I swear on everything that shit was too fuckin funny!!!!

Edit: Should I Ray Rice or Chris Brown her?? I'm gonna O.J. Simpson her...

Ok, call the morgue cuz I'm officially DEAD!!!

ᴱᵃᶻʸᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ ʙɪᴄᴄʜ


bro dont condone drinking and driving but all those drugs LMAOO


Why drink and drive when i can smoke and fly


0:54 Bro said hi like a NPC and waved like one and nobody talking about this💀


Jidion got the audio book bit from key&peeles video called “weird playlist” lmao


Stfu siri this is literally a classic 💀💀💀


Whats wrong with him?!?! She was so calm...<br>🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whats wrong with him?!?! She was so calm...
🤣🤣🤣🤣


im in florida iv smoked weed with my ubers a few times thoes trips are always lit one time i was legitimetly scared tho dude who picked me up was cracked out his mind and did bumps of stuff while driving


j like that one key and peele episodes with the voice diary 😂😂


you make funny content bro, but spashing your drink on that girl was just too rude maneeeee


That's it my mom's balls are falling off..


Wtf Wassur don’t mean Water in Germany. Water is „Wasser“ in Germany 🇩🇪

Greatings love you so much


I literally can't watch this peek it's too cringy lmao


I enjoyed the 1st part more then the 2nd part


Why do you have rewinding the video to see Wassur and Wasser?


Is his Uber account ok tho? Or was he not doing it anymore?


The girl @ 13:00...You can tell she's not American. God bless her!~


My nigga with the voice diaries left me speechless


Omg the last girl was so nice i feel so bad🥺🥺🥺🥺


U dying of laughter when she was praying for u😭


Bro they’re not questioning the testicular cancer part what 😂😂😂


“Should I Chris Brown or Ray Rice her?.. okay, I think ima OJ Simpson” 😮😂


This nigga is a world star actor bro Fr 😂😂😂


That Gatorade video was in my watch later and it still says it’s in there but when I open it, it says it’s hidden💀


I let the Uber driver hit the<br> weed vape once

I let the Uber driver hit the
 weed vape once


Im german myself and i was Like "why IS the Beer called Just water?" 💀


No FUCKING WAY you re-created that key and peele skit in real life with the "audiobook" lmfao 😭🤣😂


This second hand embarrassment hits harder than usual


What’s the name of the song that was playing when he was holding the I Have Warrants sign?


the 12:35 prank wasnt even funny, that girl looks genuinely horrified. This is like shit you should go to jail for


nah you need to do more pranks like that one you did for cynthia


If I see her, I’m gonna Chris Brown her”!!😭😭😂😂


If I see her I'm gonna Chris Brown her 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


lofl bro just ruined a random persons uber job but shit was funny af!!


The add saved me from peeing when the voice recordings started


saw title and started laughing b4 I clicked


Bro made a crazy mess in someone else’s car that’s ducked


i died of laughter when he turned on the audio book


ngl I lowkey started to feel bad foe jidion for the break up thing even tho i know it fake 💀☠


At the most awkward moment he says awkward I’m dying.


Everyone is thinking about the last girl but im thinking his friends face when he see hes car drenched


YO HE FR SHOULD TRY TO FIND HER, TELL HER WHAT WAS HAPPENING, AND REWARD HER SOMETHING!! CASH, DESIGNER, ANYTHING, FR SHE WAS SO SWEET.


im 16 and Im drinking one of these rn AM I GOOD LIKE IS THIS OK OR NAH CUS I KINDA LIKE IT I almost spat it out at first tho

Start when ur 20 -23 , not rn. <br>First learn a hobby / sport.

Start when ur 20 -23 , not rn.
First learn a hobby / sport.


What's really sad is that you really do need prayer but at the current you're too busy laughing. Won't be funny at judgment when you're being judged for your foulness and self-absorption.


Dude works at TopGolf and doesn’t know what Heineken is? Lmao


I don't have the courage to be this stupid  😂


I hope you told them it was all a joke before they got out of the car else you would mar the image of other black uber drivers and that is just sad and really despicable


I get high off the second hand embarrassment, that’s why I watch these


Cool that he blurred Thier face that's mad respectful


This GUY GOT ME FUCKIN DYING !!! My dude whaaaaa the fuck did I just watch!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


12:45 I was taking a sip ginger ale and I almost coughed up a lung


"How would you like if your balls fell off"😭


I was watching this on the toilet and I shit simultaneously with the scream voice journals


why he did it to Jayden bruh bro otp with his mom


“If I see her, imma Chris brown her” I lost it.


I'm guessing the real Uber driver of this car is never planning on driving Uber again right?  Lol.


I remember my father is always driving drunk af ! on vodka ! and these pussys freak out over some beer !


Damm u went to far w some them old ladies but Damm respect the commitment to awkward and everytime I do funny skit sht I always think of it the same way they have a story to tell forever


People taking advantage of other peoples concern and kindness too much these days …. Looks like there’s a reason why people don’t care about other people anymore.


You prob can chris brown a chick he was able to bounce back from that why can't you?


Where are these places you’re going? I want to go there by the chance I’ll see you.


Bro you should’ve speed up when you started crying about your girl breaking up withnyou


i died when he said: SHUT THE F*CK UP SIRI!


How can I get me one of those “100% free Alcoholic” beverages?


Bro this is the craziest actin bc like u got they lives in your hands so erybody just like yup valid


you just know the last girl is african 😂


“If I see her ima Chris Brown her” had me dying


Atleast he was keeping the females hydrated 🤣🤣💪🏾 I would a been like this water!! Can I keep it I need it 🤣🤣


One of my best friends died of drinking and driving don't do it and then another overdosed with a lot of alcohol.....drink responsibly my friends


Me and JIDION have the same eyes j? Do you have toxoplasmosis also? It's ok me and you know


I get so darn uncomfortable watching these 😭😭


I'd be upset i want vodka not water lmao


Bro fr spilt beer in some other dudes car 💀


Wasser means in German water and not wassur


Can you turn that down?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


The last women was so kind but she was so scared thank god she had god with her


JiDion: “MR WORLDWIDE!!!!!! PITBULL!!!!!”


Bra uber need to change they laws asap 😅lol


Bra 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bra 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


How do you do this without laughing lmaooooooooooo


My StepUncle was unfortunately diagnosed <br>with Chestiular Cancer, pray for Jimantha 🙏🏽

My StepUncle was unfortunately diagnosed
with Chestiular Cancer, pray for Jimantha 🙏🏽


😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭OH MY GOD!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭OH MY GOD!!!!


“Ray rice her or Chris brown her?” 💀 💀 💀 😂😂😂


You've got to be the most dumbest person on earth to trust JiDion with your account.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha bro the last ride has me deceased 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Lol solo cup for cancer donations lol 😂😂😂


Re-Upload the vid of you talking with the medium😭😂💀


The best part of this is my MOM has testicular cancer


She was the one 😂😂😂 I couldn’t stop laughing


Bro this vid just hit different, I'm boutta wake everyone up cuz how bad I'm laughibg


Wow that's a bar? "Uber everywhere, prerolls in my vip. Holy fuck that shit is definitely trash. Lil wayne could rap that at 6yo probably, nigga went platinum at 14yo before everyone was on social media across 383838 different platforms to get their shit heard. Now wayne a goat and we get 99% garbage, there were so many more talented artists before social media blew up and every thinks because they got 10k followers their nice, nah you just got the suckers who are to cool to listen to pac.


Na this man be too distracted sometimes 😭😂goin wild in the drivers seat when his girl called bout Tyrone


"how would you feel if your balls fell off?" <br>"I dont have any😦"

"how would you feel if your balls fell off?"
"I dont have any😦"


💀 if I see her ima Chris brown her " no" ima khabib headlock her


Voice diaries remind me of Key and Peele


yo the fans uber account that Jidion took over bout to look like some rottentomatoes ratings


Yooooo this guy tweaking 🥶🥶🥶😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


My moms balls are going to fall off had me rolling 😂


I really hope these people in the video see this video and see that it was a prank bruh


LMFAOOO WHEN HE WAS DRINKING AND STARTING SHAKING IT EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE CAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


"Ima play my voice diary"
AHHHHHHHHHHhHhHHahAHahHHh...
aHHhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhHhHhhHhh ahAH ha hh h H h.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHsHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


The fact that the video starts at five minutes was so annoying


oh i am gonna chris brown her lmnaoooooooooo


Feel bad for the person who’s car u borrewed ngl


It's crazy the lack of a sense of humor in this country


The way he reacted in 12:43 is like so scary for the passenger xDDD


Click the like below to let Cynthia know we all respect her! 💯🍸


this is the kind of youtube videos i miss lmao


Bro the first time I did shrooms was fuckin crazy


"I am gonna Chris Brown her. I'm going to put her into the Khabib sleephold" 😂😂🤣


Lmao 😂😂😂😂 last girl spilling that beer everywhere had me rolling, hahahaha


The audio book could've been a whole video and the last clip 💀


0:30 bro that's literally water. "Wasser" is german for water...


<b>When I see her I’m gunna Chris brown her</b> dat shi had me ded 😭

*When I see her I’m gunna Chris brown her* dat shi had me ded 😭


Last girl is the one we need but don’t deserve


The dudes Uber reviews is gonna be ruined after he let you borrow not only his account but his car

@Squoosh facts bro got 0 reviews and reported by every except for the last girl just for someone else YouTube video


💯💯💯🔥this the best youtuhe prank i have ever seen ~Yxmg Redemption Music Artist


“Uhh can you turn that down pleas-AUHHHHHHHHH”


alternate video title:<br>Inspiring people to get their own driving license

alternate video title:
Inspiring people to get their own driving license


That one girl is just miserable good gawd I’d hate to be around that


Well actually to say water in German, you pronounce the W like a V


bro you shouldve sped up, And said “She was my world” and started drinking 💀


"If I see her imma Chris Brown her" is nastyyy work. 🤣🤣


You can tell that last girl has experienced some things in her life. This didn't faze her.


Should’ve blasted the fuck Tyrone song when she said they been seeing Tyrone 😂


that african girl is not american ! she way too nice and understanding to be an american


As a survivor of testicular cancer you right ts funny ash


Bro Loy key cross eyed, 😂 was lookin at the road and us at the same time


Bro geil das du des am anfangs auf deutsch geschrieben hast liebe grüße aus Österreich hahaha


braaa the screaming audio tracks & the facetime'ing your cheating girlfriend sent me😭😭😭😭


Last girl was so nice, you know she finna be laughing when she comes across this vid😂😭😭


Dawgggggggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dawgggggggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Yoooo the key and Peele audiobook is crazy idk you watched them


legend has it those people never took the uber again lol.


Ima chris brown her no i think ima Oj her lol savage


w jidion i used to intentionally not watch your videos because your a Nelk copycat but i dont care anymore this is some funny shit.


If I see her imma Chris brown her took me clean out🤣🤣🤣🤣


I was running low on oxygen with the break up one


do more videos with the girl saying she been sleeping with tyrone🤣🤣🤣


This was great!!!!! haha props to that last girl. wow!


Can you come pick me up, gotta take my mom to the hospital she has ball cancer.


SHUT THE FUCK UP SIRI has me in tearsssss


When my man was in the club holding the I have warrants sign I was dying 🤣🤣💀


Mannn he gon ask that man was he taking a dump 😂😂😂


I’d tell you to Jeffrey Dahmer her ass ngl


the WAY they HARRIED up and got out of the car 😂 lmao..that hit home, I’m from the projects why do everyone around here say HARRY UP and ITS CRICKET (Crooked) 😂


bro I'm  dying you are so funy and the video is so fuunnyyy keep it up am actually heading to the hospital


the last person is such a blessing hahaha


No we want to see u tell them it’s a prank


Bro “ima chris brown her” and “god pray for him” is funny af


That one girl you should’ve told her your name cuz she was a party pooper even the tourists were better


that last girl reminds me of how id act towards the potential school shooters when i was in highschool. give them all the empathy in the world and make em think im there for them but really im just not tryna be a target lol.


shut the f*&*k up siri!!!!! ... so should i chris brown her ? lmaoooo


bro said he would chris brown her and put her to sleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and Oj simpsion


Lmao I love the key and peele audio skits in the Uber


Guys we will never find a girl as compassionate as Cynthia. Focus On You


Whats the clubs name u went to and where is that?


I hope you gave this guy some money for getting his account deactivated im sure he lost his account


I SWEAR Dijon man you are Hilarious 😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I Love ❤ your videos!


I challenge anyone to watch a jidion video from start to finish without pausing due to cringe


To me. This shows that most people go along with uncomfortable situations. Most people put themselves in situations that they don’t have to be in. As soon as he turns that shit on the the radio it’s sir please pull over. I’m getting out.


I'ma put her in the Khabib sleep hold ahhahaha


you should make a video drinking fake beer while ubering but the prank is that it’s real beer


That was the funniest sh!t ever, make more of this vids plz😂😂😂


He got that audio from Key and Peele lmaoooo


Definitely better not to tell them it’s a prank lmao


Now THIS is what im talking about jiDion!!! Hell yeah! Funny asf I couldn't stop laughing!! 😂🤣


This nigga jidion lovked the door bruh 😂😂


Please more content jdion your 1 of the last youtubers i really enjoy watching your humor is exactly the same as mine im laughing my balls off everytime.


Jidion literally pretended to be Johnny Lawrence from Cobra Kai 😂😂😂


The last girl is so sweet she has such a good soul


13:38 She asking god to pray for him lmao


6:04 nice to see Jideon watches key and peele too. That episode was funny asf


I just realized something today, this guy is a psychopath.


I swear i lost my shit when he said Chris Brown


bruh nigga said wanna lsiten to my audio tapes


Bruh when JiDion gets his own network it's over. Ratings will be record breaking.


The funniest shit I’ve ever seen 🥹🥹 Couldn’t stop laughing Frfr


Bro it was so funny whenever he stopped crying whenever she was gone and he started smiling 😭😭


“When I see her I’m gonna Chris Brown her” 🤣🤣🤣


Bro I’m cryin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bro I’m cryin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


This Nigga even made me feel bad in the last one 😂he a good ass actor 🤣


Shoutout to Cynthia 🙌🏾💯❤😅she was able to deal with this madness


Scary asf seeing you do anything for views. Thats ffking scary. Im SO glad im not your mom. What a dissapointment.


8:36 Bro said "my mom has testicular cancer" 🤣🤣


I had to pause like 13 times, I was too embarrassed to continue 🤣🤣🤣


Omg the last customer that made me cry 🤣 the beer everywhere


That last one was the funniest thing I've seen in a while


hilarious af.. shoutout to the sweet lady at the end


Bruv every one of his vids are hillarous


I’m gonna Chris brown her and put her in the khabib hold 😂😂😂😂😂


i lost my shit when you starting throwing the heini everywhere lmao


Yk what woulda been funny if when she broke up with you you just be like she was the one and start speeding


If I see her I'm gonna Chris brown her lmfao


How could you completely copy the key and peele skit


As an uber driver, this is particularly fu**inn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣


10/10 content. But what’s the song a the end😭


Hey used the key and peele video as reference for the voice diary😂😂😂


thank you thank you so freakin much you don't know how bad i needed to see this right now i litterally lol


12:50 massive W for comforting you as a stranger lol


The last prank was had me lmaooo this is one of the funniest pranks I’ve seen 💀 “So should I ray rice her or should I Chris Brown her?” 😭


takes some balls to make people uncomfortable lmao


How the fuck does he not break like he is not human if that’s any normal human the burst out laughing there actor on the come up built different


Today is my first time seeing this guy’s videos he’s hilarious!


Wtf kinda channel I walked in on lmao😅😳😐💀


12:30
MY HEAAAART...
I LOVEED HEEAAAEEERRRR....


After the break up phone call you should been like ima finna crash this bitch


Are you not actually drinking beer tho? 😭


bra idk who you are you got me dying laughing


German here, water in german is Wasser not Wassur xD


I thought  I was deef fir a second  bc  I had head phones


12:40 LMAOOOOOO, i haven’t laughed this hard in a while.


Say “Wassur” fast 3x😭 you’re now fluent in german


What is song playing when the “I have warrants” sign comes up at 3:05


They put a fitness ad before I played this jidion is a true fitness influencer


That guy at the end looked like his dad💀😂.


Chit not a “prank” if the ppl not aware of it….smh


laughiung at this shit the voice diary part had me rolling


The screaming part sounds like that one time Patrick was screaming 😭


bro aint that the under cover fbi agent that accused 3:15


i‘m a turkish girl who lives in germany and i fell honored just because jidion said something german😭


bro jus wussar doesnt mean only water its nur wasser


Your too funny dude i don’t know how you do it


God fearing people are best type people. They truely sympathise with you.


This is the funniest video I’ve seen in months 🤣🤣 love you jidion


I really thought he was finna say some shit like "yeah she's turning 15" when he was talking abt his girlfriend's birthday bro 💀💀💀


I died when he said I'm gonna put her in the Khabib sleep hold


Bro no way the call at the end had me crying 😭


I’ve only just discovered Jid I can’t lie, I’ve lost count how many times I’ve re watched 12:31 “she was the oneeeeee” 😭😭


jus wassur is not german^^ "just water" in german is "Nur Wasser" ...."jus wassur" sounds french but im not sure if it is really french


NO ONE does it like you do, you always push the people in the vids to their limit


Buddy said “If i see her ima Chris Brown her”


Lmao 👉🏽12:57 😂👉🏽13:03 - 13:06 🤣👉🏽13:10 that was hilarious Lol Like the vid 💯👍🏽


You could make a whole video out of you just interacting with the passengers. You had me in tears with the audiobook talking about the Lego I watched that 5 times


0:27 he says with 2 wine bottles behind him.


REPENT TURN TO GOD NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN AND START A PROSPEROUS FRUITFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND FOLLOW GODS
COMMANDMENTS AND PRAY EVERY CHANCE YOU GET AND SERVE AND PRAISE HIM EVERY CHANCE YOU GET AND IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SPREAD THE LORDS AMAZING WONDERFUL HOLY GREAT WORD AND TURN TO HIM NOW
BEFORE ITS TOO LATE IN JESUS CHRIST
PRECIOUS RIGHTEOUS PROSPEROUS HOLY
GREAT RIGHT AMAZING JUST PERFECT
AWESOME AMAZING GRACIOUS GLORIOUS
HOLY JUST GREAT NAME I PRAY AMEN👑👑✝✝💟💟🫶🏾💯🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤🤍🤍🤍😊😊


REPENT TURN TO GOD NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN AND START A PROSPEROUS FRUITFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND FOLLOW GODS
COMMANDMENTS AND PRAY EVERY CHANCE YOU GET AND SERVE AND PRAISE HIM EVERY CHANCE YOU GET AND IF YOU KNOW HOW TO SPREAD THE LORDS AMAZING WONDERFUL HOLY GREAT WORD AND TURN TO HIM NOW
BEFORE ITS TOO LATE IN JESUS CHRIST
PRECIOUS RIGHTEOUS PROSPEROUS HOLY
GREAT RIGHT AMAZING JUST PERFECT
AWESOME AMAZING GRACIOUS GLORIOUS
HOLY JUST GREAT NAME I PRAY AMEN💯💯❤❤👑👑🫶🏾✝✝💟💟🙏🏾🙏🏾🤍🤍🤍😊😊


Noo waaay lol  this guy is gooooood if i see her im going to Chris Brown her


I appreciate the Key and Peele reference 🤣


Bro those girls got terrified during the screaming audio part 😂😂😂


“If I see her I’m gonna Chris brown her”💀


12:25 that “it’s ok” from her a plea for help while you driving… she was like uhhh my life matters yo… be cool😅


bruh the audio book straight out of key and peele lol


Not the driver that wants to talk instead of letting you listen to your air pods 😂


Bro the last girl was defo shitting herself


The second hand embarrassment is preventing me from breathing


These are great bro! I hate your disrespectful content but these are funny lmao


The Chris brown part I started crying laughing


Ima play my voice diaries… AHHHHHHHHHHH💀💀💀


Lol that guy’s Uber account is gonna be IN SHAMBLES! 😂😂😂


BRO THE LAST ONE BROOO U R BUILT DIFFERENT


Thought you were gonna blast “fck Tyrone” after the call


Bro ik those voice diarries are from key and peele


Lost it when he said he was gonna Chris Brown her🤣😭


so much second hand embarrassment i gotta skip a few seconds ahead 😂😂


What does being a girl have anything to do with carrying money 💀💀


😂Do another Uber driver video 😂 I was laughing so hard this is the funniest thing ever!


14:03 NAHHH aint no way bro just acts like nothing happened bro lost his sanity wtf


Bro you chirping the Uber passengers, I’m getting too much secondhand embarrassment rn 😂


Man I am crying dawg ! 😂😂😂 first time watching his videos. The part where his girl was seeing Tyrone


i thought you were gonna tell them after brooooo


That girl was so pure dude. Gentle ass soul


bro please post another one of these videos, this shq had me laughing 🤣🤣


yo jidion ive been here since you had 1 mill subs and your still killing it my guy... blessings to you my bro


WHEN YOU PLAYED YOUR AUDIO BOOKS AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH


How do you save the best for last hahahaha bro when you shook the drink LMAO


“If I see her imma Chris brown her” “noooo” 😂😂😂😂


Bro this is the funniest thing I have ever seen


13:35 shorty don’t even know what to say in the prayer 😂😂😭…she’s so taken aback


11:48 is gonna be the meme of the future 😭😭


borrowed the guys car and got fake beer all over the mf interior 😂


13:09 “SHUT THE FUCK UP SIRI!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


The car audio tape bit was based off a key and peele bit


credit to key and peele for the audio idea💯


bro its the audiobook for me way too funny😂😂😂😂😂


Doflamingo captured
Luffy captured
Roger
Whitebeard
Marco
Kaido
King
Big mom
Katakuri
Oven debt etc captured


"Think you can uhhh,  put on your seatbelt? Safety comes first." Her eyes... She's livid 😂


such a good video: be my uber driver, drive me to my SATs this saturday!!!!!

Иван Иванович


last girl was tryna calm you down till she got out the car😭 she was terrified when you started screaming


Nah how does man Come up with the craziest ideas


not gonna lie that was shitty to do to those young people bro


The fact he got bros car dirty and wet lmao


THE STUFF HE WAS PLAYING ON THE RADIO IN THE UBER WAS GOLD 😭😭😭😭


The dudes Uber account you used definitely got banned Lmaooo


I feel bad for the guy you borrowed the account from.😂 bros rating went down to 2 stars in 4 hours 😂😂😂


That's great that gal prayed for you after you broke up, even with the yelling at Siri and spilling beer everywhere! 😂


MY NAME IS ANASTASIA IT SCARED ME SO BAD WHEN HE SAID MY NAME 😭😭


Plz tell me you gave them their money back 😂


Please do this with a bunch of ratchetes


Mann I feel soo bad for these people haha


Bro literally craziest prank ever in history 😂😂😂


Cynthia is amazing. The last girl is amazing. Hope MAJOR blessings for her.


That last girl was so nice, I guess I judged her way too quick.


Yo I just stumbled across this guy😂😂 I’m now 5 videos is n laughing all the way through 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


This video had me cracking up until he let a majority of the people get out the car thinking he was seriously drinking and driving or seriously asking for money in his tip jar.

My boy, you gotta cut the joke a little earlier, otherwise you're low key traumatizing people lol

Hopefully they'll all eventually see this video and laugh it off, but if they don't, I guarantee you they'll go on to never forget about the time their Uber driver was literally drinking and driving while he played audio of him screaming at the top of his lungs. That one chick was so uncomfortable she was damn near ready to roll out of the car while it was moving lol. Home girl definitely not taking a Uber for a minute.

Love your content for the most part bro, but especially in this case, you gotta cut that joke a little quicker. You're lucky little homie's mom didn't call the cops on you without you knowing after her son told her you were sipping on heinekens

Edit

Just finished the video, still stand by my original comment but that last part was fucking gold lmaoo. Again, keep doing your thing brotha

This video had me cracking up until he let a majority of the people get out the car thinking he was seriously drinking and driving or seriously asking for money in his tip jar.

My boy, you gotta cut the joke a little earlier, otherwise you're low key traumatizing people lol

Hopefully they'll all eventually see this video and laugh it off, but if they don't, I guarantee you they'll go on to never forget about the time their Uber driver was literally drinking and driving while he played audio of him screaming at the top of his lungs. That one chick was so uncomfortable she was damn near ready to roll out of the car while it was moving lol. Home girl definitely not taking a Uber for a minute.

Love your content for the most part bro, but especially in this case, you gotta cut that joke a little quicker. You're lucky little homie's mom didn't call the cops on you without you knowing after her son told her you were sipping on heinekens

*Edit*

Just finished the video, still stand by my original comment but that last part was fucking gold lmaoo. Again, keep doing your thing brotha

lmfao yeah he was like 'im making memories' like no ur traumatizing people LMAO


That girl that prayed for him is a real one!


Man said if he see her he woulda chris brown her heeeeeheeee


the laady who was praying for you was too nice to you after all you did lmaoo


You look like a funny creep drinking beer hollering at girls in your uber


im not joking when I say.. that was an Oscar worthy preformance bro


Bro change title in to taxi. Uber people be watching aswel 😫


An alternate universe where he’s the most likeable Uber driver there is


bro this the funniest nîgga ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


bro dam i see u my boy i was here when had 254k subs  keep going i love you


13:38 she said God should "PRAY" for him 💀


"So should I Ray Rice her, or Chris Brown her? I think I'mma O.J. Simpson her." 😂😂


Cynthia was like jid needs prayer from God😂😂😂😂


man's more of a threat having to pee 100 times than actually drinking beer lmao


5:53 lol Jidions a big key & peele fan i see


real ones know where the audio recordings are from 😂


Was it the ""I have warrants" sign that got him kicked out the club?


Bro literally got mans Uber account flagged. Swat will be at his door in 3 days


Damn if this wasn’t one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Haven’t laughed that hard in too long


RIP 💀that friends rating on his Uber account💤😴😴


“Oh im sorry sir i literally dont have any cash”<br>Then why the hell are you in a uber

“Oh im sorry sir i literally dont have any cash”
Then why the hell are you in a uber


Bro it’s hard to make me laugh anymore, but this video made me laugh uncontrollably


They definitely switched to Lyft after that


The acting during the breakup gave DreamyBullXXX energy 💀


Mightve teard up on the last girl ngl fo


Bro when you started throwing the “beer” and crying I couldn’t stop laughing 😭


The voice diary part was from that one key and peele skit bro 😭


Yo jidion keep up the good work this was a banger fr fr😂😂😂


Bro its creepy honestly man some where scared like honestly


bro Cynthia cared so much. I actually respect her alot.


okay but we need to see the uber reviews


12:28 she is probably the only one that cared


My boy hit them with that key and peele audiobook


Could not stop crying when he started playing his voice diaries 🤣


i havent laughed out loud in so long thanks for making me laugh


14:06 bro got that little shit look in him 😭


hope your still doing this Uber shit cuz ima be there


Been going threw some shit and this made everything better , bro your fucking acting is Great keep it up


JIDION U GOTTA ACT HOMELESS WITH A CARD READER IF PPL SAY THEY DONT GOT CASH


Bro with the uber account better have gotten a bag 😭


12:18 first time i see em break character by only a little tiny bit lol


Oh shit man gatorade dont nobody to know their competitor is better than them lnao


Lmao made me cringe at what you were doing but was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. It was great.🤣👍🏽


Someone find Cynthia and bring her to this video, she might still be unaware!

Jidion is the funniest YouTube prankster right now.


Someone needs to reach out to her and see if she’s up to date on the prank and this video


😂😂💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the break up ride has my fucking rolling.”SHOULD I CHRIS BROWN HER”😭😭


Sry but like the girl that prayed  was  like so sweet even tho he was like that


bro ur funny and all but bro this is literally insane wtf these people r literally scared for their lives thats insane


Honestly shocked no one here recognizes the key and peele reference


What’s funny is he would actually be a good Uber 😂😭


Bro’s pranking the dutch too by drinking Heineken


“Weed ,mushrooms and dmt” idk if hes joking or not😯😦🤯


holy shit that last girl was the sweetest!


Did dude know you'd be splashing Heineken all over his ride lmao that killed me no lie


I actuallly died when u said should I chris brown her.


OMG 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OMG 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


When she said no after he said Chris brown I'm couldn't stop laughing 😭🤣


"I have warrants" has me crying broooooo😂


Jesus loves you guys please repent but the fact that she asked God to pray for him is funny lol


That end ride was the funniest shit I seen in a while 😂


I was all good till he said shut the fuck up siri


That last girl is so so so so so so so so so so so sweet. That's what the world needs more of.


lmaoo  that audio book from key and peele


bro its pissing me off why dont you tell them its a joke


"you dont ask females, we dont carry money" yaa shit we all know why 💀


Half of the time I couldn’t tell if u were laughing or crying


I’m ngl I can see how you can make those girls uncomfortable though and cause trauma and trust issues with Uber


The Australian institute of science showed 2 pints of beer a day reduced the risk of dementia by almost 40%


This one the funnest videos on the internet 😂😂😂


When is it time to tell him wassur is not water in german haha!


Bruh had me dead wit his girlfriend calling


The best pranks in the world are the ones where they never knew it was a prank 😉😉😉


It’s the fake crying for me 😂😂😂 give this man a Oscar


"I don't usually drink" the two champagne bottles in the back: Am I a joke to you? 🤔


Not gonna lie, Jidion would actually be such a chill Uber Driver.


I dont know who tried to fuck with you, but that does not mean just water


I’m like really done this top level shit


One moment kids don’t drink then the next weed mushrooms dmt hahah


Lmfao he would be a dope ass Uber driver


Omfg the Key and Peele reference I'm fucking dying LMAO


That poor girl was about ready to hop out of moving car I hope she sees that it’s a prank 😂


Ok but was the dude cool that you had a beer shower in his car I gotta know😂😂😂😂


Gatorade is an L for taking down your video bro.


13:30 that poor woman was so sweet bless her heart 😭😭


THE ONE WHERE HE WAS CRYING WAS MAD FUNNY


It would’ve been cool to show the ratings they gave you


when i saw the title i thought this shit better not be jidion

then i see jidion


damn bro,i liked you but straight copying “weird playlist” from Key & Peele word for word isn’t cool


I’d be pissed if he brought me water tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


People are gonna think he is a serial killer or sum shi 😭😭


Jidion is on a different stage of consciousness now😭


“You think you can put on your seatbelt? Safety comes first” 😭😭😭


its so hard to watch your videos but they're all so good


The part where he threw all his fake beer over him was hilarious


hahhaha the screaming part was hilarious i was lit dying


The screaming audio tapes is craaaazy 😂😂😂😂


I enjoy your content so much man! You have to be one of the BEST youtubers on this platform xD Keep on the AMAZING work! And I promise you, these vids ARE WORTH IT!


Imagine he said "she was the one" and he just floored it.


Imagine if he bought Cynthia a car so she wouldn't have to use Uber anymore