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CatgirlJenni 2020-06-20 00:03:54 (edited 2020-10-17 10:48:28 )

https://pastebin.com/vuyW1zN0
Full logs

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Flamedramon68 2020-12-18 06:03:01

Dead link :/

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nibba really 2020-12-21 07:37:17

Dead link

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nibba really 2020-12-21 07:37:54

Bruh just make it a text file

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Amber Hawksong 2020-12-23 10:43:56

New link plz

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Optibinds 2020-12-30 10:31:20

NEW LINK PLZ

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Optibinds 2020-12-30 21:42:38

@c0mmie, TheGulags 2b2t Official someone on discord sent it to me thx

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Astroo 2021-01-09 01:26:02

@Optibinds send

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qwerty 2021-02-18 01:55:24

>that pfp
you will never be a woman

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Optibinds 2021-02-18 06:21:46

@qwerty fax

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PASTYLE 2021-03-12 19:52:51

ill provide my tag if someone has the logs? can someone swing them? please and thanks. the pastebin is down and doesnt work.

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Gaara 2021-04-12 13:42:00

@Optibinds do u got it?

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moon child 2021-04-16 00:40:19

pastebin is down. can someone send the logs?

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Jerememes 2021-05-26 18:28:30

@c0mmie, TheGulags 2b2t Official link it

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Jerememes 2021-08-02 22:59:50

@qwerty cope

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qwerty 2021-08-09 07:59:51 (edited 2021-08-09 08:00:02 )

@Jerememes Cope with what? He's probably dead from 41% right now, buried in a grave that's under a man's name.

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Son Gohan 2022-05-22 22:37:31

@Optibinds can u link

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Msozod 2022-06-18 12:07:13

@Son Gohan you can find a copy of the pastebin in The Internet Archive

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Son Gohan 2022-06-30 18:02:18

@Msozod thanks dude

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anon nona 2022-08-09 04:02:33

You guys can use the wayback machine to find the logs

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Blast 2020-11-17 04:43:26

Fit is like a teacher telling their parents what they said in class.

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Blast 2021-02-01 16:39:28

@Muffin I know, which makes this so much better lol

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Grammar Police Reject 2020-09-17 18:51:13

FitMC: Alright, the following logs are from December 25th, 2015 on 2b2t. I'm going to attempt to recapture the magic of this moment. Now there's over 900 lines in chat but I've condensed it down a liiitle shorter. It starts out with popbob saying

popbob: im out of alcohol

FitMC: To which Jared responds

Jared2013: Pop you can drink my semen

FitMC: popbob responds

popbob: shut the fuck up

FitMC: Jared, using greentext, says

Jared2013: > Having a 20 year old car

Jared2013: > Cant afford new one because that is ur booze money

popbob: triggered jared
 
FitMC: Jared responds with

Jared2013: pop you're obese

FitMC: To which pop responds

popbob: you fat fuck

FitMC: To which Jared* responds

Jared2013: because your parents drive used shit from 1970

FitMC: popbob once again

popbob: lose some weight

FitMC: And Jared responds

Jared2013: pop what's it like being 500 pounds over the national average

FitMC: popbob says

popbob: stay mad jared miller

FitMC: And Jared says

Jared: Stay mad alan shaffer

FitMC: popbob responds

popbob: yeah your name is miller because your ancestors were laymen fucking loser

popbob: you're so fat your ancestors were loser too lmao

FitMC: Now, this continues for a few more minutes but it climaxes at Jared saying

Jared2013: Go sniff paint you brain damaged kike

FItMC: popbob responds

popbob: i will fuck your ass fag

FitMC: Jared says

Jared2013: Not if i fuck yours first

FitMC: To which popbob responds

popbob: you're too weak willed and feminine for that

FitMC: I want you to let that sink in for a little bit...

FitMC: Now the rest of it, if you want t o read it go ahead but I've just condensed some of the.. uh.. more colorful quotes for your listening pleasure.

popbob: go play in traffic

popbob: YOUR FAMILY SHOULD ABANDON YOU

popbob: GO PRAY TO GOD FAGGOT

Jared2013: pop you're the result of countless generations of inbreeding

Jared2013: You're more autistic than Chris Chan

tuna: he's going to autism himself into an autism white dwarf

tuna: he will then eventually collapse into an aspergers black hole

Jared2013: Pop you're too scared to even fight me at imps

popbob: every1 knows about ur fetish for crossdressing jared

popbob: JARED IS 16

popbob: HE'S STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL

popbob: BORN IN 1999

popbob: HE IS FAT AS FUCK

FitMC: Now, if you would like to read the entirety of this exchange I'm gonna leave it below.

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gang kitty 2021-01-09 21:04:11

Fitmc be like

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gang kitty 2021-03-25 05:40:18

@sourcreampringles I believe it got deleted

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HaxxorElite 2021-08-03 14:21:51

oh god chris chan

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TheBaconHairy 2020-01-19 22:57:57

The world needs more things like this.

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Antoninus Larpus 2021-04-02 19:21:30 (edited 2021-04-02 19:22:46 )

I miss the old fitmc.


I will remember this shit for the rest of my life.

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Negative Ramos 2020-06-03 18:58:35

Y’all might not like fit but this is just pure shitpost and amazing

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Hurt 2020-08-15 22:31:59

It is and always will be a classic

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Athrixx 2020-08-31 07:08:39

0:49 lol the way he said it.

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Artmanz 2021-03-03 22:35:26

This all started because pop ran out of alcohol

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Syos 2021-03-06 17:59:18

I cried, this is too beautiful for this sinful earth.

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Ethan5914 2019-11-06 23:52:53

A mighty tale indeed

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LEL 2020-06-09 23:55:58

1:21 damn that sexual tension doe.

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Happy_Feet_ 324 2020-09-07 23:53:52

so is the length between your eyes

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zxzxz zxx 2021-02-27 11:48:28

hit the like accidentally but ur welcome

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edgycommunist420 2020-08-20 22:31:04

this has infinite rewatchability

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Nimbizol 2021-02-22 03:04:57

I laughed so hard that my inhaler ran out.

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Legogodzilla 2020-09-12 23:05:46

Lost it at "Aspergers blackhole"

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zxzxz zxx 2021-02-27 11:51:23

lmao same XD

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kp 2020-09-02 18:44:39

i like how popbob says jareds too feminine but i encourage you to look at popbobs namemc

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V Specialist 2021-07-31 14:30:24

He has become the very sex he swore to destroy

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FlangingNPhasing 2022-02-09 00:02:22

he was always projecting

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aagd 2022-06-08 23:02:33

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Van Gogh Fuсk Yourself 2021-08-10 13:36:28

Ironic to hear pop call jared feminine and having a crossdressing fetish when pop is now transgender lmfaoooo

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Playboi Carti ♪ 2021-08-11 04:08:28

no hes not slatttttttttttt

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mortified 2021-08-28 02:47:33

@Playboi Carti ♪ wassup carti

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PruCo 2022-05-16 20:20:34

that cant be real

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Habesh 2022-06-13 11:39:31

@PruCo popbobs account shows a trans flag and girls outfit, so either popbob is trans or he got hacked

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vamps never cry 2022-07-18 01:17:07

@Playboi Carti ♪ jordan 😍

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MrAllNet 2022-01-22 01:59:56

This is a certified old server classic.

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214ms 2020-04-05 21:38:02

Family friendly children’s book

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WolfTrooper 2021-04-09 18:35:59

"I want you to let that sink in for a little bit"

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mrmcnugget420 2021-08-21 15:34:03

Classic, love how they bring up chris chan

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Lynn Pelly 2021-04-04 01:20:18

Before fit became the leading cause of new friends on 2b

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Debug 2021-05-04 19:04:56

Feels like a weird fan fiction

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Marjorie Segui 2022-02-10 12:08:01

ikr

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basementbob 2020-08-08 16:25:16

LMAO, a fucking CLASSIC!

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aurora 2022-06-05 16:14:26

bro tells it like a ww2 veteran

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Chris D 2020-02-03 00:24:18

a true classic

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Chick Hicks 2022-09-02 06:37:26

Fits voice just makes it funnier

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Joe S 2020-04-16 16:20:39

This is beautiful

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hira 2022-11-11 13:16:20

this video lives rent free in my head

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Polar 2022-05-16 22:48:55

The best part is that this happened on chrismas

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Olype 2021-05-23 07:11:23 (edited 2021-05-23 07:13:16 )

I had goosebumps

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Cable Televison 2020-09-26 23:52:33

guys it think that jared won he kinda pogged off

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Maxcraft7050 2021-04-20 22:38:36

truly a good one

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5aturnius 2021-12-02 12:10:57

This is golden.

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acoolpiggy 2021-05-01 17:36:10

Reminds me of a fnaf phone call or something

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Isaiah 2021-01-07 12:58:54

"climaxes" lmao

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Camoboy31 2020-10-15 15:55:48

Please do more

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Scout 2021-12-22 10:41:24

This is gold

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swagcat777 2020-08-26 18:29:51

stay mad jared miller

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Jmoney 2020-01-28 17:16:19

does anyone have the transcripts from this

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Ocean Occupant 2020-11-04 04:57:15

In the description

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Chris D 2020-02-03 00:25:54

u should link the thing he said was linked below

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Syahmi Norizan 2021-07-09 11:19:04

The Pastebin link was deleted

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bluemymind 2021-03-18 16:03:21

I love this

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S3Fruit 2019-11-07 00:23:23

This is important

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The Tommies 2020-06-05 17:23:23

Sex Fruit nice name and pfp lol

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Strings 2021-01-23 20:01:43

Popbob wins just for the fact Jared is known as the guy who failed to make an incursion

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joker 2021-04-11 01:54:53 (edited 2021-04-11 01:55:03 )

I'm wheezing

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Cap With a K 2020-08-08 00:42:04

Epic novel

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Cat Girl Minty 2021-04-12 06:17:41

my elbows are wet

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Samuel Riggs 2021-08-22 07:17:16

1:39 lol

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Fox 8ball 2020-03-24 23:07:42

Strange af because when Jared rode the bed chains to kill jacktherippa because he was inviting players and broke the bedchain then popbob logged in and reconnected the bed chain

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White Obama 2020-05-20 10:18:45

His acc was prolly hacked

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matt 2020-06-23 13:30:55

@White Obama but why hack popbob when you can do it yourself

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White Obama 2020-06-23 13:47:09

@matt i commented this over a month ago where my knowledge of 2b2t was shit Popbob was apart of Tyranny and the acc was prolly used by multiplie people cuz why would he bother logging in for a couple of sec

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White Obama 2020-06-24 16:28:14

@3leven im real 😡😡🤬🤬

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Tyler Spence 2020-08-29 17:29:05

White Obama true someone hacked his account and used it to join 9b9t

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Thanasis Nakos 2020-09-29 19:08:27

Legend

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Emansp 2022-03-03 16:50:05

Popbob waz such a troll

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caterpillar H 2020-09-27 07:09:28

top 10 anime battles

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Hinozall Animations 2020-01-23 07:13:42 (edited 2020-01-23 07:13:57 )

1:39

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zxzxz zxx 2021-02-27 11:47:47

was not my initial intention to hit a like but here you go

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Univercius 2019-11-06 23:58:16

Epic

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Lofro 2020-05-11 17:55:35

0:25

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zxzxz zxx 2021-02-21 16:45:07

40th like ur wlcm

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jihad pro max 2021-04-30 20:11:49

I fucking love this

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nosanity_ 2022-02-16 21:15:40

do you have him reading jared's journal by some chance?

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Melancall 2022-03-31 18:20:04

The cool Brazilian wind makes it’s way to the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

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nosanity_ 2022-03-31 19:37:29

@Melancall dont tell fatmc!!!!!1

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Melancall 2022-03-31 21:07:03

@nosanity_ shitmc

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Buckle87 -2b2t ✔︎ 2020-12-03 03:30:26

1:36

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luphoria 2020-11-13 14:00:06

this is my favorite video ever

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Pathy 2020-10-22 11:00:54

Beautiful

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RedNeckInTheWoods 2021-08-01 16:28:15

2:24

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Thinking Mouse 2020-04-26 17:33:20

Sad that the 4th Reich channel was shut down... Why did it happen?

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Pan Szpieg 2022-07-07 23:09:55

Who channel was it?

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VintageToiletsRock 2022-11-20 07:21:48

@Pan Szpieg I believe it was jared's group.

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SeanCi 2021-01-26 19:59:22

0:21

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SeanCi 2021-01-26 20:02:36

0:25

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moose squared 2021-08-14 01:42:56

0:25

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iced 2021-12-16 16:48:04

does anyone have full chat logs?

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PenguinsCanFly 2020-03-19 15:27:35

wow

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Error123 2021-05-18 12:38:55 (edited 2021-05-18 12:39:56 )

1:34

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omEon 2019-11-07 00:01:00

ah yes

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popdycraft 2021-12-12 05:25:54

y e s

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Chloroformed 2020-09-14 07:47:05

Funni

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ocram's shave 2021-02-18 16:26:57

Lol

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Playboi Carti ♪ 2021-08-11 04:04:39

Slattttttttt

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joaq eds 2022-03-20 19:54:51

lol

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Ace of Spades 2022-06-14 03:29:45

Daaaammmnnnnn

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Reliavl 2022-10-26 01:38:04

This cures cancer

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Jared Garcia 2020-11-29 00:52:16

I didn’t say any of these things

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DustMug 2021-01-10 20:06:20

Stay mad




JARED MILLER

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Jared Garcia 2021-01-10 20:07:52

@DustMug 🤣🤣🤣

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Athrixx 2020-04-24 09:55:10

Waht

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UnicornzWillDie 2020-10-17 19:29:19

As much as I hate fit this is still epic

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Schlim 2020-10-25 17:47:44

Why would you hate fit?

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[NULL] 2020-12-29 13:32:30

@Schlim why would you like fitmc?

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Schlim 2020-12-29 14:21:21

@[NULL] because he is a respectable Youtuber

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[NULL] 2020-12-29 14:24:48

@Schlim have you ever actually joined the server?

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Schlim 2020-12-29 14:30:21

@[NULL] no. Queue is too long

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[NULL] 2020-12-29 16:20:43

@Schlim guess why the queue is do long? Maybe because fitmc makes videos targeted at kids, by lying, overdramatizing, and clickbaiting. Most of what fitmc talks about in his videos literally never happened.

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Schlim 2020-12-29 17:14:17 (edited 2020-12-29 17:14:26 )

@[NULL] Why do you assume such a thing. Do you have any evidence?

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Schlim 2020-12-29 17:17:34

@[NULL] I mean there's video evidence of that what he says in his videos and a community of Varterans backing him up.

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[NULL] 2020-12-29 17:29:13

@Schlim do you remember the video about the queue leaking base coords? Show me any video evidence of that happening, which isn't from fitmc's video. That's a hard challenge, because the queue never did that.
Or the video about Conner making bots with a neural network, which are able to beat people in crystal PvP? It's a very popular video, with nearly 2 million views. The only problem is that it literally never happened.

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Schlim 2020-12-29 17:36:16

@[NULL] So, what's your source of that information?

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[NULL] 2020-12-29 17:43:19

@Schlim
cdn. discordapp .com/attachments/667020765572628510/674369503697698836/Copy_of_trolling_fitmc.pdf

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[NULL] 2020-12-29 17:44:50

@Schlim sorry, past time I sent it it got censored by the YouTube anti-spam filter. Anyway here's a 50 page document about the baritone videos being fake. Where's your evidence?

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Schlim 2020-12-29 17:52:53

@[NULL] You can be any person, making you untrustworthy, while Fit is Verteran of 2b2t, knowing the place better than some stranger of the Internet.

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Schlim 2020-12-29 17:53:28

@[NULL] so what makes you trustworthy?

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[NULL] 2020-12-29 18:06:50

@Schlim I literally just sent you a 50 page document on why he's fake

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[NULL] 2020-12-30 16:11:32

@Schlim did you realise you're wrong or why did you stop replying?

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Schlim 2020-12-30 16:16:46 (edited 2020-12-30 16:18:54 )

@[NULL] I have stuff to do other than replying to YouTube comments. Besides, what should I be wrong about? I see nothing that helps your case. And I can't access the document, not how it works. Just tell me more examples and the proof. Maybe you can change my mind, who knows

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[NULL] 2020-12-30 16:22:17

@Schlim the fact that you're too dumb to open a pdf doesn't help your case either

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Schlim 2020-12-30 16:32:33

@[NULL] that is no PDF, that is text. We can argue all day about PDFs and who's dumber and whatnot. But you came here to show me the truth, so just tell me, without sending unfunctional PDFs, please.

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[NULL] 2020-12-30 16:38:13 (edited 2020-12-30 16:38:40 )

@Schlim you need to download it first. You do that by clicking on the link

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Schlim 2020-12-30 16:42:13

@[NULL] It literally says Copy_of_trolling_fitmc

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[NULL] 2020-12-30 16:45:40

@Schlim and fitmc made 6,000$ by being as dumb as you are and thinking it's real

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Schlim 2021-01-07 19:55:14

@[NULL] gg

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Budid 2019-11-07 00:54:59

c

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hjfgh 2021-11-26 22:02:20

thanks

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hjfgh 2021-11-26 22:02:33

no

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Cam 2019-11-07 00:30:29

Stolen content !!!

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CatgirlMatty 2019-11-10 21:17:51 (edited 2020-04-14 14:17:46 )

The original content comes from Fits channel when it was small, then he blew up and deleted it, so the 4th reicht reuploded the vid, but the channel got deleted so farmerjoe reuploaded it on his channel

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CatgirlMatty 2021-01-03 11:38:33

@xNospac1to idk before he blew up at least is all i know lmao

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