it me ur valentine

THIS IS SO WELL DONE THANKS FOR THE DATE

“I’m half joking, I also think I’m great”
Well if that ain’t me-

this is main channel worthy

Dodie: buncha reasons
Me: i could deal
Dodie: not great with dogs
Me: nope

omg this is cute and pretty trueeeeeee

Pretends like I didn't immediately click my way through the videos so I would end up with dodie

I like when she sings "Undateable" and on the Uke plays "Wah wah wah wahhhhhh" like she lost on a game show or something. That was a nice cherry on top.

Dodie: here are some reasoms not to date me.
Me, would date Dodie in a heartbeat: hears every reason why I should date Dodie

Imma sing this to a guy that likes me

yes, I'm a horrible person

sorry

Literally all of these are reasons to date you

Incase you don’t know the backstory to this- Go to Evan’s channel and watch his Valentine’s Day video (it’s in the description!)

I was listening to this song when I noticed a fly I had been trying to kill and around 0:41 I started madly dashing about the room trying to swat it and about at 1:09 I finally killed it, so the tempo of the whole song matched my efforts to swat a fly. Thank you Dodie.

WHAT ARE THE CHORDS TO THIS MASTERPIECE

I thought this was an old video but your hairs just long lol

I wasn't even playing the game but I came across this and I LOVE IT! Always love the music Dodie makes 💕 ❤️

Did my own version and I thought I’d post it here :)

I sleep in late
I’m not in shape
I’ll annoy you when I’m bored
My Rooms a mess,
Host every sesh,
My mental age is 4

I’m always drinking,
Bad at speaking
Losing the will to live,
Socially awkward extrovert
...If that’s a thing?

My lungs are black
My tempers bad
Not photogenic
Quite dramatic
Don’t like kids
Can’t open lids
Not that smart
Don’t have a car
Crave attention
Got depression
I’m lazy and I’m louddddd

Insufferable
Uncomfortable
Incapable
Undateable

Rhyming a bit dodge lmao

What a cute lil' perfect song

I absolutely love this! It actually reminds me a lot of her older songs like from 2014 and it’s so cute and uh my god

Short, original, musical, cheerful content... this is my favorite dodie.

(I like the #realtalk too, but this is the sort of thing that makes me love you)

Best wishes dodie, on any day. :)

I always start blushing when dodie sings or even speaks ☺️

dodie: says she's undateable
me: falls in love with her more

Does anyone know the chords for this? Also I love it Dodes <3

i’m late but this is the best valentines gift i’ve ever gotten thank u dodie babe 💞

You are the greatest Dodie, you are unimaginably talented, you are so beautiful, and anybody would love you no matter what you think "Is wrong with you." 💖💖

You rock that look so well, yes dodie!!💓 also the shortest songs always end up being the best songs i realized, at least for me lmaoo loved this

After taking a nap and eating cheesecake alone, this was a very pleasant surprise!! Did not disappoint, Dodes, did not disappoint💕

"I'm half joking, I think I'm great"

SAME

This is exactly why I friggin' love dodie with every ounce of my being.

Hey Dodie! Could you do another tutorial for absolutely smitten on the uke? Love you!

I love this so much!!! You have a beautiful voice

"I'm half joking, I also think I'm great"
Me as HECK

Song is lovely but my favourite part is in the end where she says "I'm half-joking, I also think I'm great." This could be a huge inside dilemma, but Dodie just turned it into a sweet song and a witty comment. She's so honest, so true <3

Chords? Please 🙏
I really love this song (all your songs are great tbh) I would love to play this on my uke

Great song, love how touring and boring rhyme with your accent.

I love this so much! (I adore the song and see myself in a lot of it! XD)
But only if you were Fully joking, cause all of these things definitely don't make you undateable. ;)
You are great <3

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING AND I'M SO HAPPY.

If you were my Valentine I'd probably pass out from sheer bliss. You're perfectly imperfect and so relatable.

Daw... well done Dodie. I loved it :)

Could you please do a tutorial on this, I'd love to learn how to play it❤️❤️

Omg dodie I missed you so much!!! I love you so much, and I love this song and you look so beautiful in this video!!

wow i can't believe my heart expanded 5x times its size for dodie after this song !

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I CAN RELATE TO 😵

MY GOSH DODIE YOU'RE THE BEST

This was so wonderful and relatable, thank you!

this is the most beautiful thing i've seen in the history of my life

this one wasn't hard to guess:

music + ukelele = dodie, everyone knows that.

Literally I love this so much this is so well done wow

😂😂😂❤❤❤ Happy Valentine's Day Dodie!!! Love the song!!!

“i’m half joking...i also think i’m great! okay bye!”

*video ends*

me:....that was the best think i’ve ever seen in my entire life

dodie, I love you so freaking much. Subscribing to you is one of the best things I've done.

i saved this video for today, and i'm so glad that i did. laying in my mom's bed, sobbing over a dead mouse in my bedroom (it's the little things, y'know?) and honestly this has made me feel a lot better.

Dodie I love you thank you I needed to not feel alone (also you look like an over enthusiastic train conductor and I’m livING FOR IT)

29th on trending im so proud of u dodie!!! Xxx (this was amazing btw)

This is literally my anthem. I want this played when I walk into a room

Hahahahaha dodie trying to fool us into thinking she isn't the sweetest person on this planet NICE TRY

same... but singing, that I can't.
Great video. Perfect "first" impression. Love it, would go on a date again. 5 stars.

I love this song so much!! I can’t stop listening to it!!!😂😂😅

Love everything about you Dodie ! Bathroom floor included. Ha Ha !

Your hair is getting so long! This video was so nice and funny to see on Valentine’s Day 😂❤️
Literally so relatable

this song makes you even more attractiv oh gosh what a crush

This was awesome, thanks for making me feel a little less lonely on good old v- day :P

Dodie, how dare you say that.....you would be an amazing valentine's date. I would total want my date to just make this sort of goofy song to tell me of all their flaws, I think it an awesome ice breaker :)

The truth in these songs and videos makes my heart hurt. I love you Dodie!

MY ANTHEM!!!! You're the best dodie!

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CANNOT EXPRESS LIKE I LOVE THE CHORDS AND QUICK STRUMMING AND HARMONIES AND DODIES HAT AND GLASSES AND DARK LIPSTICK AND CAN WE HAVE A SECOND DATE

Right when I heard this I immediately wanted to sing it to friends

i love dodie so much like what the hell how can somebody have so much talent like is she human

I'm late, but I just wanted to say that this video essentially saved me on Valentine's Day. I was at a friend's birthday party, and my best friend has recently got a boyfriend - which has been tearing me apart as we have a bit of a "She" situation going on - was on a 15 minute lovey dovey phone call (to above boyfriend). The only thing that stopped me from breaking down was the sight of this video in my notifications, and I was able to hold on until I got home before the emotional waterfall flowed!

Basically, thank you for being there even though you have no idea that something is wrong. You help so many people, without trying, and I want you to know how much we appreciate that.
Okay byeeee❤✋❤

okay wait so when are you gonna release this on spotify so i can leave it on repeat forever

wha...how? how have you just made everyon fall in love with you more than we already had by singing about your flaws? you are just a magical human being.

I WISH I WATCHED THIS ON VALENTINES DAY, IT WOULD HAVE MADE THAT DAY A LOT LESS TERRIBLE

I’m a perfectionist
I’m always stressed
And I might leave you on read
My sleep is bad
I’m always sad

And I’m quite insufferable
I’m uninspired
And you’re probably tired
Of all my dramatics

I’m out of shape
I stay up late
I’m quite depressed
My rooms a mess
Unphotogenic
Unimpressive
Insufferable
Incapable
Undatable

I made my own version, sorry if it’s crap it’s quite late at night

I ADORE YOUUUU

But through all of those things you're still perfect 💛

Petition for Dodie's next video to be a song with a list of all the reasons why you should date her cos I'm all about spreading the love x

I love how her whole body shakes when she's strumming real quick

But Dodie all those reasons are part of why we love you! ❤

I'm short on words to describe how incredible, magnificent & magical this is. Pure GOLD ☀

what are the chords for this song? I love it!

Every single line made me fall in love with you more and more 😭

haha dodie. you can never make me love you less ❤️

Can you put this on iTunes? Lol I need this in my life all the time!

That was surprisingly good! Amazing!

she's so creative. she's a true musician who can express herself true music. i aspire to be like her.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE ❤️

Chords pleaseeee. Also you're an adorable human being who wouldn't love you??

here some reasons why we actually should date.

Your rooms a mess? Same.
You usually dress like your 12 years old? Cute!!
Your tempers bad? Same tbh.
Your mostly sad? Sadly, me too.
You complain when you’re cold? Same!! We can complain together.

You’re usually touring? I could go with you ;).
You’re usually boring? im pretty sure your not boring but alright!!
Enneagram 4? That’s okay, we can be sensitive together.
You lose your keys? Oof, me too, so that’s kinda a problem but we’ll work that out.
Ill never see your bathroom floor? Welp, i guess that that isnt that big of a problem.

You cry everyday? Me too :)!
You’re always late? I’m always on time, but we’ll work that out.
You chew your pens? Everyone does that, right?
You’ve not seen friends? Me neither lol
You’re not good with dogs? I’m a cat person so like same.
You monologue? I’ve said it alot now, but s a m e.
You pick your skin? I do that too.
You drink too much gin? I actually dont drink alchohol, but it’s alright, i mean alchohol isnt good for you but-

You’ll leave me on read? I do that alot too, so we’ll leave each other on read i guess...
You have a loft bed? They’re kinda cute tho!!
You never unpack? S A M E, i hate unpacking so mutch!
You are always jetlagged? If ill go with you, ill be jetlagged too, so that’s okay ;).
You’re insufferable? You probably aren’t.
You’re uncomfortable? Same, we’ll be uncomfortable together then.
You’re incapable? You arent!!
You’re undateable? You’re not, and i just proofed it.

Literally me😂😂😂😂

Love you dodie❤️

Lovely chords, and song, and performance.

Does anyone know the chords? Because that song is just too good to not play it 24/7 💓

Dodie you could give your voice to a disney princess. Great song !

I love cleaning, though if you like the mess I could lean that way
The way I dress people say I am of similar age
I come from a family of Tempers so I can deal
If you're sad and also cold we could snuggle up I'd be your man of steel

I'm supportive so I'd love that you're always on tour
We could have a good time I hear you're and Ennegram 4
I'm a 9, We'll be just fine, Always got keys on me
I'd be fine if your bathroom floor I never see

I'd never leave you when you're sad I got a watch to count the time
Got Pens for days, I'm not phased, Not seeing "Friends" ain't a crime
Not a fan of dogs, love hearing monologues
It's fine if you drink (Takes long pause) Sorry for that awful pause

Fine being on "read"
I'd sleep out of bed
I'm great wih clothes
make sure your jetlag never shows
More than
Bearable
Agreeable
Suitable
Dateable

Me the entire song: it's okay I love you for all those thi—

Her: I haven't seen friends

Me:.......You haven't......but.....*sigh* still love you but that's on the to do list

i love the line about being enneagram type four, thats so funny. as a type 2 who has a tendency to turn into a 4 i can definently relate.

I NEED TO HAVE THESE CHORDS I LOVE THIS SONG

Cute song and I LOVE your glasses! 😍

I got it two years ago and here we are again. So glad we’re on a second date took you long enough.

this will never stop me loving you dodie

All of these lil insecurities are just what make you perfect!!!!







Also I am literally Dodie on so many levels😭😭😭💖💖

Well you know what dodie,

"My room's a mess and so are we, but you and me are good as we could be 🎶"

No? Okay.

This look is everything! I love it!

Saying bad things about yourself has never sounded so nice! (You rock Dodie)

I love you so much and this song is way too relatable. I guess that's why I didn't get you in the game, there can't be two "undatables" in one relationship

d7, g, g7, c, d, d7, a7 are the chords i used to play this 💞💞💞

You earned like $5 today just from me today because I watched like 3 hours of your videos. Keep doing you, dodie.

She reminds me so much of grace vanderwaal but you’re amazing tho absolutely love you’re voice and songs too

Amazing voice !!!!!

Dodie! So I’m sitting in my car rn because I went to meet this guy for a date and he didn’t show up. I was trying to find cool lyrics to put under a photo for Instagram of the one coffee cup at my table (yikes). I found this video and I loved it! I identify with it so well! And it’s not in a bad way. I think all of these traits are beautiful and love-able. Thank you for creating such beautiful art! Love, Nat (a fellow 4 😉)

Aaaaaawwh :) I would totally go on a date with you & do at least half of the things you sing about

Even if it took 50 takes its amazing. Happy to be your valentine 💕

SHE’S AN ENNEAGRAM FOUUUURRR!
Everything makes sense. I’ve always felt that I related to you so deeply, but that never made sense because it’s only the internet.
I’ve also felt a little alone in the world as a 4 lately, but I feel a little bit better knowing of someone else! :)

I LOVE IT.♥️

this is immaculate, you're absolutely wonderful

despite all this, you're still my fave Valentine. 🌹🌹

I thought I was straight until I found Dodie

This video made me feel loved since I've never had a gf to give my love and affection for my 17 years of living

I have never seen your videos before but that was AMAZING

I would love this if it were on clarinet so I could change it to fit my SAXOPHONE WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I sang this to a guy that liked me, and, at the end, sang, "I also have a girlfriend."

you are the cutest person

This was lovely and the look is adorable.

god I love dodie, she's so adorable

This made me happy because my boyfriend broke up with me on Valentine’s Day :(

I’m so glad I got dodie! I have no valentine. Thanks for cheering me up fam.

these are all the things that make dodie, well, dodie. and they are all the things i and a lot of people love her for.

You look really cute in this video, and I love your hat!❤️

You have no idea how many times I’m gonna replay this song

wow! This is such a cute little ditty! Maybe going to try to cover it, but try different lyrics so I relate a bit more 😂

If this taught me anything, it’s that I’m not the only one that’s a mess

OMG YOUR TRENDINGGG!!! DODIE IM SO PROUD OF YOUUU !!!

But I'd totally date you though... Also I loved this ❤️❤️❤️

i want her to do the voice thing for audible! her voice is calming !!!

my heart broke when she sung “not great with dogs”

Can i just say your outfits on fleek!

DODIE WAS MY FIRST DATE BUT I WAS CURIOUS SO I WENT BACK, BUT DODIE WAS MY TRUE DATE.
LOVE YOU DODIEEE

This is adorable ❤️

I would still be happy to go on a (platonic if you prefer) date with you, dodie

Is it possible for anybody to constantly exert perfection the way you do?

IF SO, THEN WHY IS THAT EVERY VIDEO OF YOURS MAKES ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN LIKE THE FIRST???!! EXPLAIN PLZ

I love this, I would so date dodie because she is so amazing and funny and cute and kind and smart so aw

Gosh I love your voice 😍😍

I love at least half of those things about dodie!

dodie i love you and this song, but not great with dogs? im uh sorry i’ve just remembered i’ve uH gotta be somewhere else ?? shoving breadsticks into purse goodbye

Dodie, I truly don't believe you will Not see this comment, I love you, truly you are someone I deeply care for- you don't even no me- it makes me so so glad to see you happy, when you smile, I smile, because I know happiness comes and goes- I love you Dodie. Sincerely, A Stranger <3

The things that hit me hardest were "I haven't seen Friends, I'm not great with dogs" 😅

i found this video without watching evan's video so i was extremely confused but now i get it and i'm happy

Sounds like my girlfriend 😅 shes lovely and I love her a lot. Dodie you are such an amazing person we love you ❤❤❤

You may think that you're undateable when really you're




















FRICKEN AMAZING AND RELATABLE ❤️❤️❤️

I LOVE IT SO MUCH <3

How does she edit her videos bro?? shes so amazinggggg

Everything was fine until, "I'm not great with dogs." That is the deal-breaker.

The flaws you mention are so common and so acceptable and I think that's why this song is so heart breaking.

They’re all the reasons why I’m so very single

Whoever Dodie gets with should make a parody version of this but with all of the things they love about her 🙏 I'm waiting

I'M SMILING LIKE CRAZY THIS IS SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE

i love dodie even if she says she's undateable
i don't love myself and that's why i'm undateable

In other words, imperfectly perfect 😍😍

i’m 100000% happy with this ending

Despite all that, we love you and you do wear hats well!!!😜

Loved it!!

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE CHORDS PLEASE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

My YouTube's malfunctioning and whenever I restart it, this video comes on, and this just shows how obsessed I am with dodie.

You honestly are always my valentine Dodie 💛 I genuinely do love you and I don’t care how many reasons you have against it 😁😁

hi Dodie can you please do a cover of one of songs from The Last Five Years?😍 please please that would be amazing

ok you lost me at leaving me on read sorry hun

I still wish I could go on a date with Dodie

i want to send this to the girl i like that likes me back and make her realize im not worth it

It's a shame that YouTube only has a Like button because I adore this so much. <3

i am living for this look😍😍😍 also yes be my valentine😂 please

Darlings hello does anyone know how the strumming pattern goes? Cuz I would love to learn to play this like she does?

I love this! ♡

Sounds great to me!

this was actually so cute and u look so cute in that hat i love it!

Yay! This was my first try and I got one of my faves!

Dodie- You can subscribe if you want to
Me- Yes, I would like to ❤️

Very beautiful but way too relatable omg happy Valentine's Day

I knew it


Anywayyyys
Love ya lots
Have a good day

You remind me of the girl I like, you are sooo awesome

I relate to this too much. I love you!!

I'd srsly date you Dodie and I wouldn't care how many reasons you'd give me. 💕

Maybe I should cover this song, I'm genuinely exactly the same as you describe yourself 😂

(except I'm Enneagram 2w3 and I don't have a loft bed because I don't have a loft)

but Dodie u will always be my valentine no matter what ! ❤️ you are you and that's what I loveeeeeeee

is it just me or I can literally imagine dodie is a disney princess singing this song

I might be a year and four years late,
But thanks Dodie for the date.

This is literally amazing

We have a ton in common Dodie. #relatable

Here are the chords and lyrics for anyone that might want them:

(Suspended D7)
It's the day of love (G)
And I guess I'm your date (D7)
You partook in a YouTube game (D7)
But we can't call it fate (G)
'Cause if it wasn't (G)
Manufactured (G7)
If it weren't (C)
Pretend (Suspended Cm)
Here's a list(G)
Of reasons why (Gdim)
You wouldn't date me (Am)
Again (Suspended D7)

My room's a mess (G)
I usually dress (G)
Like I am twelve years old (D7)
My temper's bad (D7)
I'm mostly sad (D7)
I complain when I'm cold (G, then D7)

I'm usually touring (G)
Usually boring (G7)
Enneagram 4 (C, then Cm)
I lose my keys (G)
You'll never see (Gdim)
My bathroom floor (Am, then D7)

I cry every day (G)
I'm always late (G)
I chew my pens (D7)
I've not seen "Friends" (D7)
Not great with dogs (G)
I monologue (G)
I pick my skin (D7)
Drink too much gin (D7)

Leave you on read (G)
Have a loft bed (G7)
Never unpacked (C)
Always jetlagged (Suspended Cm)

Insufferable (G)
Uncomfortable (Gdim)
Incapable (Am)
Undatable (Suspended D7)
(The last bit is the same fingering for G, starting at the 6th/7th fret, going down to G)

I figured this out by ear, so please feel free to correct any mistakes I may have made. Enjoy 😊

Love this 💕

your style in this video is just so cool 👌🏻

i feel slightly less alone even though its not valentines day 💓💓

“i’m just joking, i also think i’m great” got me good

YOU ARE SO AMAZING DODIE

I love that almost all of these all apply to me

thanks for the date dodie :)

edit: i literally relate to her

Can we have a video of Dodie just snapping

Dodie says she’s undateable, but I think I’d like to put that theory to the test 😂😂💕💕

my new theme song. a legit anthem to the mess that i call my life.

im gonna cry i dont know why but like this video makes me so happy i feel like im not alone

This explains me perfectly except I’m not touring and I’ve seen every episode of friends

all those reasons don't matter because you are amazing .

I relate to this song so much!

This is amazing!

No dodie your amazing. Honestly we are the same except slightly more extroverted. Please be my friend ugh xx

o how glad i am to have matched with you ! my favourite valid musician

All of those things....but still wonderful! <3

Wow, after that now I see how alike Dodie and I actually are.....

I'm really out here a year later jamming out and being alone.

Funny thing I watched this video, not knowing about the game then I played the game and got back here within 2 minutes, I guess it is fate 👍🏼

the only person that can look that adorable in a train conductor hat

ah oml Dodie this is so great ilysm

Wow I love this ❤

OMG I LOVE IT LOL

Such beautiful voice

ayo demons, it me, ya valentine boi

I lovveeee youuuu, but on another note, where did you get those glasses from? I HAVE to know!

soooooooo....
it's valentine's day 2019....
we still appreciate your loveeee

when you sang 'usually touring' i thought you'd said 'usually Tory' and i was very 👀 for a second there

Dodie omg you're so amazing though

I love this <3. It gives me Mary Poppins vibes. Happy Valentine's Day!

You look real cute in this video Dodie x :)

ukutabs better jump on this shit immediately

I absolutely love this (and you)

i'm gonna cry this is so cute aw

also i broke up w my bf the sunday before v day and this was a much needed smol happy cheesecake so thank u dods

I KNEW I WOULD GET YOU YOU LOOK SO PRETTY IN THIS

That is so cute - Cheers Dodie

You have the sweetest voice

"I chew my pen" HAHAHA 😂😂 definitely me hahahahaha

One of your best. A Garfunkel and Oates vibe. You should add a chorus and put it in your repertoire.

I need to play this for my girlfriend

First off, wonderful date. Second off, I'm pretty sure we would all date you. If we had the chance, because you are an angel.

who needs heavy metal when you have this? (starts head banging)

THIS IS AMAZING IM IN LOVE

I purposely clicked to dodie so fasT

why does your song describe my life perfectly is the question

I WOULD SO DATE YOU DODIE~!💖

can someone give me uke chords this is too good

You are so SO beautiful. Thanks for the date, love ya! <3

this 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 why 👏🏻 i 👏🏻 love 👏🏻 you👏🏻

Dodie: Hey! Hello everyone it's DODIE!!! AND I'M YOUR..
me: Valentine, pls i'm desperate

going through the list i was like "same, same, same, same, same, same" I am always those things except on going on tour no one wants to see me on tour and jetlagged i'm too poor to go to places where i'd get significant jetlag

I'll date you cause I am all of these things and you are so goddamn adorable

why did this video make me fall in love with her even more tho???? sorcery

this song perfectly describes why you should not date me
on the other hand who wouldn't want to date dodie? i'll fight them

its sad that she had to think of all these things while making this song :(

this was oh so cute and lovely and HELLA relatable

Need a tutorial of this asap ohmygod

Yay dodie!🌼💛

LOVE THIS DODIE

I don’t see any reason for someone not to date you, your just sweet and so cute.

I really enjoyed this ahh 💕

Got dodie on my first time.
NO DODIE I WOULD DATE YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE GONNA BREAK MY HEART. 6 years isn't that much...

This date was a 6/10

I ALSO THINK I'M GREAT lol gotta get that self love in there somewhere

best bday gift ever. thanks dodie

I need to figure out how to play this song!

DODIE WROTE ME A SONG DID YOU HEAR THAT??? DODIE WROTE ME A SONG.

*offers you a breadstick

I've never related more to a song in my life! also today's my birthday (lol) so this is a great birthday present, love ya!

Except Dodie.. I think that our problems would cancel each other’s out which would just so happen make us the perfect couple

This was live??? Dodie you are a goddess

how ironic is it that my boyfriend and i broke up yesterday.. valentines day...

Dodie is life. 💓

Hi dodiee!! You probably won’t see this but it’s my birthday today!! (on Valentine’s Day pretty crazy) and i would probably have the best bday if you ever responded to this. Mmkay love you <3

Omg, I love this! 😂❤

how did this make me even more in love with you ????

Haa! That was great. Pure gold.

you're so amazing!!!

I'M HALF JOKING I ALSO THINK I'M GREAT omg hahaha I love this and you

HAHAHA AWESOME this would be so so funny to do for a real date😂😂😂

Would still date. 10/10. Especially with this look wow

This... this song... it... it sums up my life... so much

I WANTED TO GET HERE (and I don't regret it AT ALL)

you know when yotubers don't upload for like 3 months and then they upload a video that doesn't rly have a point but its just so you know they're there. Every video of dodies recently is like that

This Like From a Musical ... So cute ❤️

I do the same things so we’d be perfect for each other!!

Omg I love your glasses!!! Where did you get them from?!! 😂 x

I’d still date you ❤️

i wanna cover this so bad and i can't even play the uke or sing

I 👏🏽love👏🏽you👏🏽 DODIE👏🏽

My crush gave my best friend a heart pillow they're selling in school, I've always wanted that pillow.

I nEED this as a full song it would be soo good and catchy

you so precious omfg 💛 also this is so relatable 😹

I love this <3

OMG i love this song too much.😭

You dress so much better than me when I was twelve dodie what are you on about

YOU LOOK GREAT MOM AND SO IS THIS SONG

You literally described me 😂

Whoops, 10/10 would still date you Dodie

EVEN AFTER THOSE REASONS, I WOULD DATE YOU

BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU!!!




goddammit dodie why are you so cute....





:(

love your look here!! great song :)!

I was going to be like 'none of these flaws matter to me' but...




YOU HAVEN'T SEEN 'FRIENDS'?

HECK I’D DIE FOR DODIE

This is wonderful, thanks for the date

SHUSH CHILD EVERYONE HERE LOVES YOU

Dodie, have you seen The Greatest Showman and, if you have, can you PLEASE do a cover of a song from it?!?!?!

you look like the songwriter girl from high school musical here and i love it

how can some someone make me this happy?

im legit crying bc you are so good

I WOULD LITERALLY PAY YOU TO BE MY FRIEND. OMG WOW

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!

Now please a song about why someone should date you!!!!

i find it funny that she said "ive not seen friends" bdcause i just realized right there that her get-up/style in this video sorta gave me a bit of rachel green vibes

I GOT DODIEEEEE HELLL YEAHHHH

all of these reasons just make me want to date her more.

Hey so dodie needs to write for a musical anyways because this was so satisfying to listen to she’s like a genius the wah wah wah Chords progression at the end was genius and this is catchy even her dumb fun little songs are incredible I don’t get it

Aw dodie dont put yourself down❣️

this song is soooo pretty
and so are you

my first date is the best person possible. i love dodes

lovely song Bravo Bravo!!

I need a tutorial or sumthing. So i can sing it if somebody will ever like me. (Will not happen, but maybe...)

I love her so much omg 💕

Chorei muito viu

Omg, I got you first try, also most of those things you said in the song, are me, so, we would be perfect. :D

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE HEARD ALL WEEK

ALL OF THESE ARE REASONS I WOULD DATE SOMEONE!

LOVE IT

29 on trending! Congrats!

writes me a song on the first date. intense. 🤣

I’m honestly the same. I’ll be your date today too!

When all the reasons you think you aren’t dateable are the same reasons I think I’m undateable..😅

Between the hat and the glasses, she looks like the girl from high school musical 😃

Hey, guys. I'm Brazilian and I would like to put Portuguese subs for my friends in Dodie's videos. So how do I do it?

"Dont date me"

Same

"i cry every day"
"i'm always late"
fuckin' same whoa

Simply gorgeous

someone please reply with the chords to this!! ^^

I would still date you besides that. We all got flaws girl, flaunt it. :)

Love ya dodes but "leave you on read" I've um got to go sorry can't have that happen again. The wounds still fresh.

When this makes you love her more

OH how I love you. This is too good.

ENNEAGRAM 4. OMG. I FEEL YOU GIRL !!!

IM IN LOVE WITH THIS

Dodie is best girl
10/10 would call again

You've left out: ADORABLE! :)

Why do I have to be such a fucking mess
No one would date me if they tried
I've only really had one mutual crush and I messed that up
Happy valentine's day, I guess

Ok so the thing is this song only makes me want to date you more-

Imma just stay here and replay this a bajillion times

honey don't say these things about yourself!! someday you'll find someone who loves you for YOU, including you daily crying and constant jetlag and etc. (also if you wanna date me hmu because i have all the same problems and ily)

This is so great😂

If dodie was my valentine i think id faint

I would date you in a heartbeat dodie

The fact that you'd leave me on read is nothing. That's like the norm

I would actually LOVE to buy this song

Hi Dodie this song describes reasons to love you if you ever come to Scotland feel free to hit me up if you want to see some of what we try to pretend is nice things to see also i make amazing tea(not hitting on you trying to be nice sorry for being creepy)

my heart, this describes me so much but I'm dating this really cute girl.

I just played Evan’s game, and I got you! I may be gay, but I’m not angry at this :)

Classic, authentic dodie

THIS IS SO PURE

Do you do any color correction to your videos? And what lens do you use

ATTENTION!!!
REASONS WHY dODIE IS LOVELY AND WE DONT DESERVE HER: (what i could briefly fit lol)
{i hope she sees this because SHE NEEDS TO KNOW but im pretty sure she wont so letttsgooooo}
shes so lovely
shes so kind
she understands us
when we act mean and uncooperative, she still appreciates us and gives us quality content
shes a style queen like aesthetics YES PLEASE
shes always trying to make herself better and undermines herself even when she shouldnt
shes so relatable and approachable
she makes AMAZING content
shes so confident now
shes so sweet to her fans and fandom
shes so hardworking
shes released 2 eps??? (buy you on itunes)
shes just like us and fangirls and doesn adorable things we relate to (only better)
shes just bloody lovely as a person
shes the human personification of sunshine and rainbows
shes bi and pro-lgbtq+
shes amazingly talanted
shes so gorgeous and has impeccable style
shes british
she makes you feel amazing and like you can do anything
her songs are too good to be true and get you right in the feels
love you dodie, we all do;
happy valentines day!

This is so lovely but pleeeeease I need to know where this hat is from

I'm sending this to the guy who has a crush on me because same.

Haha this was so cute ❤️😍

wow this was the best date but all of those reasons sound like reasons i should love you and DO love you. just a thought LOVE YOU DODIE

and still u are my muse Dodes <3

Why is she so perfect omg

Dodie idc I’ll still marry you 😂

You evee fall in love with a voice of a singer and then you basically fall in love with them? Like you know it ain't true as you don't personally know them, but something about headphones makes youtubers feel so close, almost your own imaginary friends you can see past the age of 10. I can't explain it, and i really don't want to try to label it with words. Basically i guess it's asmr but in emotional sense and not a physical reaction sense. Happy valentine's day everyone, keep your chins up

Thanks for reminding how bi I am

I’d date you, no matter your flaws or weaknesses

I THINK YOU'RE GREAT TOO, LOVE <3

Even after that everyone in the whole world still wants to date you

10/10 would still date dodie

IS MY DREAM COMING TRUE AT LAST OMG

I'm already subscribed omg heeey your voice is so sweet

I drink too much gin too Dodie it's ok 😂

gawwwwd the little mouth noises gave me tingles at the start

I’d still date you my love ❤️❤️

MY DREAM DATE

When dodie knows her audience lol

You are literally the best person for me that's a YouTuber

Still love this :)

I was good until Dodie said she hadn’t seen friends... rip

Well your very pretty and you can sing
nice song! valentine

I was like ‘wait these are reasons why NOT to date you?’

Everything she sung sounds like me

It's been a year. How many times have you been married since you made this video?

you are the sweetest human being i know 💗💗

That was great !!!

HOW DO YOU DO THOSE INTRO HAND MOVEMENTS I CANT EVEN SNAP MY FINGERS

Amazing!

I'm an enneagram 4 too!!! (first time I feel happy about it)

This is so greeeeeatttt Omgg 😍

I'd still date the shit out of Dodie.

Sounds perfect.

i love you

This is awesome. Date me. I love you.

"I cry every day"#relatable

Chords to this pleeeaaase.. Anyone?!

Oh God It's so cool! <3

Ur the sweetest bean

She looks gorge 💖

YOU'RE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD

DODIE WHAT R THE CHORDSSSS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME

iM SO HAPPY THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME V HAPPY

But like this song is LITERALLY ME!!!!!!!

Can u please do a cover of lost boy PLEASE (ps I love you)

your voice is the most calming noiseeeee

No lie I’d still date dodie though...

I'll still date you babe 💕💕 ily dodieeee

O shiiiiit. I got a doder

I can’t wait until she writes music for broadway

Nah - I'm not convinced. I'd still date you!

ok but this was just in my recommended i didnt even play the game lmao but its still cute

Oh so we're dating right now?
after listening to your song
Omg same can we become friends?

i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew ittttttttt

This is so cute!

this is amazing

lol, this was cute and i feel less alone now

i watched this so many times because issocute??? and im still watching!

i am so glad i clicked uke.... 🧡

this is too perfect

I feel like some of her songs would be so nice for steven universe

Omg this is awesome but un true love ya and hope you feel better about yourselves

I LOVE THIS

I LOVE THIS

Why do I feel like you’re a real life person that belongs in a comedy/Slice of life sitcom. Example: New Girl XD I love you!

This is literally me in a song

DODIE THANK YOU SO MUCH

Aaaaaaaah! You are the most adorable human ever!!!!

Love the poem

I would still date you, Dodie

CHORDS CHORDS SOMEBODY BLESS ME WITH THE CHORDS

Never related to a song more in my life

this reminds me of the movie Frances Ha ( if you haven't watched it, watch it now it's so good )

Reasons I would totally date Dodie

Watch this on 1.5x speed, 10/10 recommend 😉

I changed the lyrics a lil bit to match me.

my rooms a mess I usually dress like I am 12 years old
My tempers bad I'm usually sad I'll complain when I'm cold (or hot)
when I sleep I'm snoring I'm pretty boring
enneagram 4
I lose my keys (and everything else)
theres paint stains my bedroom floor

I cry every day
I'm always late
I chew my pens
watch TOO MUCH friends
obsessed with dogs
I monologue
I pick my skin
never empty my bin
leave you on read
always in bed
never laid back
eat too many snacks
insufferable
uncomfortable
incapable
undateable

luv u dodie i dont care if your flaws make you mad you are a fucking queen

ok im in love here

I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this

Perfect, she's just like me

Happy late Valentine's Day <3

the only thing on this list that really put me off was that you’ve never seen friends

It me, ur boi

I still think she's great

Yay I’m not lonely on Valentine’s Day because I can’t find the guts to just ask the girl out

How funny. I accidentally watched this video first so I clicked the link and played the game, but it took me right back here.

Yaaaaahhhhhh I got Dodie❤❤❤❤

you are the most beautiful human inside and out.🥰😩💗💕❤️💓

I SWEAR I heard you say "I chew my pants" LOL

I’d date you dodie! Xx

Omg... I am an enneagram 4 too, and we are literally a mess.

10/10 would definitely date

Love the lipstick

This made my day

So gooood and funny! :) <3

You sound like the perfect girl

This song is a description of my life

But lovable

I think you underestimate me Dodie

D O D I E IS B A S I C A L L Y M E

i keep watching this over and over

dodie you're the best love

eeeek yay I’m yo valentine

Lol all those reasons made me fall in love with you.

ahhh i need the chords

This and dodleodle are my favourite channels

Did you get your teeth fixed? How lovely you are, Dodie!

But we love you anyways 💕

YESSS YOURE TRENDING 👍👍😍❤️

IM LATE BUT OH GOD ITS SO ADORABLE GAAAAHH

But like ... that’s exactly me lol

need to be the undateables theme song :')

I’ve somehow become gayer

Literally please put this on iTunes

i 100% relate 🤷🏼‍♀

I would really like to go on a date with you, friend. Bro. Master McCool. Yep. Okie thanks bye😅

Evan got me here and I couldn't be happier I got youu

Same... so Tuesday?

I sent this to my girlfriend 😂😂😂

Damn i actually relate to everYtHiNg you summed up yikes

I wasn’t even playing, I just saw this in my subscription box 😂

Omg! This is my new favourite song... I mean.... same

Lucky me ☺️

I'm enneagram 4 also and Im right there with ya girl

FINALLY I HAVE A VALENTINE

Me after I found out my friend had a date

<3

Your perfect besides leaving me on read

none of this would ever bother me dodie dear

BITCH ME I LOVE YOU DODIE OMG

I’d still date you❤️

wow im gay

Do a tutorial oh this please😊😊😊😊😊

I got the impression that Dodie subtly dumped me

Ugh what am I gonna do I still like you ❤️☺️

I feel like she could be in a Disney short film

Meeeeeeeeeee

This was the most relatable vid yet

Her voice reminds me a bit of Lilly Allen

YOUR FASHION IS SO LOVELY!!!

Chords? :)

Dodie, I want to die and no one cares, I don’t know what to do...

....I'd still date Dodie😂. Let's admit...we r all gay for dodie

YOU WHOLESOME PURE BEAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I feel like this was meant for Elle Mills...

tin foil hat

you remind me a lot of someone named christina grimmie. I hope I never lose you.

why the heck are all these comments from 2 days ago

hey there. this is a bit off topic, but i think dodie should do a sweater weather cover. yep.

I would still date you <3

This is the sweetest thing and I’m inlove with u

YOU ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST PERSON ON EARTH OH MY GAAH!

best date i’ve had in YEARS

I’ve never related to a song more

girl version of ed sheeran THIS IS AMAZING

i'm back here because it's almost valentines day and i'm sad

This song is literally me

#29 ON TREDING!!!!

I watched this before i found that youtube game and I was so confused 😂😂

Yooo this reminds me of Dodie from like 3 years ago for some reason

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I'D DATE YOU ANY DAY

I'd still date you♡

Hold it, you've not seen Friends?
Well that's our first 236 dates planned

THAT VOICEEEEEEEE

Don't play with my emotions like this

Seems like we've got a lot in common ;)))

Love ur look gurl!!!

I love this

This is adorable

you're so beautiful im so blessed

I would go out with I like u r amazing

can this video be turned into chords for guitar?

I want a second date though

You are the most date-able huMAN IN THIS WORLD, HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOURSELF LIKE THIS, WE WILL SLAP YOU WITH OUR LOVE, QUEEN. SLAY.

PLEASE TELL ME where did you get your glasses? I want them so bad but I can't find any like them!!

wow i love THIS

Dodies on trending!!!

I LOVEEEE UUUU 💗

LIES! You aren't my date, you never respond to any of my proposals :'C

This is a look 💕

I fucking love dodie

I'M THE SAME WAY!!! i guess i'm undateable then... :(

12/10 would still date

Not only was I alone on valentines as I have been my whole life.I was fired from a career I loved more than anything.The reason I was fired....they couldn't explain it but the managers had concerns about my performance.Every time I asked what those concerns were they changed the subject or simply didn't answer.Be very careful managers of the world, if you have concerns about your employees but bring them to the employees attention and don't simple go straight to the head office, you might just ruin their career and their life.If I wasn't such a coward and could just kill myself, none of this would matter, but I can't.

subbed and done! I love yourmusic!

I dunno if you and /I/ would be compatible, but I'd never say you're "undateable"! ;) It's all about learning to balance your life; you will only ever be as busy/ available as you make yourself be. Find the balance that's right for you, then fight tooth and nail to keep it that way. <3 Love ya, Doddleoddle

AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT GOT MAD WHEN SHE SAID SHE ENT SEEN FRIENDS

I would date her in a second

THIS IS A FUCKING LOOK DODIE OH MY GOD

person: you are not dating dodie clark.
me: shows them this video

Fuck! I always knew you were an ENNEAGRAM 4. thanks for confiming hahahaha

I would still date you lmao

YAYYYY I GOT DODIEEEEE

We had a date? Wow, I think it was very good

i’d date you for all these reasons tbh

can someone please tell dodie to listen to new year's day from taylor swift's new album because i have a very strong feeling that she will fall in love with it and hopefully end up doing a cover of it

Doddie can you please please please do a cavetown cover

dodie please can you write me a song like this, but we're in love? pls, i'm high and i wanna fall more in love

Anyone knows the chords?

the bop starts at 0:15

I relate-


I'm undateable

10/10 would date again

this is perfect

permission to send this to any potential girlfriends i might have? please?

lol I loved this

this is so good and cute, also marry me

Thank God I'm not the only one who hasn't seen friends lol

Can we talk about those glasses tho where'd you get them

i will gladly date grunge dodes

I'd go straight for dodie

I’d still date you. Into you always xx

Ahh what a perfect late date I got

I LOVE YOUUUU 💛

AHHHHH I FINALYYTT UNDERSTAND!!!! If you haven’t already GO WATCH EVAN (edingers) video rn!

Nobody what gender or sexuality you are, we all love dodie

tHIS IS SO CUTE AND AWH YOU LOOK SO SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL

Yuck? I’m enneagram 4 too dodie! 😭

DATE ME DODIE <3

Amazing.

I've never related more to a song..

I relate to this

this belongs in a disney musical omg

omg all my qualities in a song wow

Loving the look

Thanks for the song love.

im screaminG this is so fucking pure

I got "A Duet With Myself" vibes... just me?

WAIT LONG HAIR DODIE CAME BACK AND NO ONE TOLD ME???

i don’t care bout anything you said, i still wanna date you

She looks so much like Lily Collins in this video

I'd love to date you dodie

this gave me Sound of Music vibes for some reason

This is literally me

i mean hey i’d still date dodie

anyone worked out the uke chords? :)

You’re basically me

NOTHING WILL DETER ME

AHHH I got dodie 🙂

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL human and other than the doggo part you are fine (actually sound like me, oops!)





hi

you're my new favorite person on the internet. I had a question for you... really off topic but... you said you were starting "CBT" for your Derealization... any luck?

PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE

There is someone out there for me! I knew it! They exist!

YOU LOOK SO CUTE <3

10/10 would date

This has such charlie mcdonnell vibes for some reason

I counted and I am 13 of these lol 🙃 (including undatable)

This is so cute wtf

this is me but i am good with dogs and terrible with cats, but hey i am dating someone so... it's not that bad, right? anyway, it is a cute lil song i like it a lot

THIS ADOREABLE

Train conductor hat is my everything just wanted to throw that out there

TBH the only deal breaker in that song is not having seen friends.

Chords chords chords!!! I need them!!!

im so in love. hmu dodie i’d date u

Boi how are you so beautiful. Like... Bitch ur stunning

lol i have this on replay

love your glasses :)

But I'm in loved with you

i mean most of these are true for me, so ..... rings true!

ESSA MÚSICA SOU EU

I got you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

This song is me in a nutshell.

Wow I 100% would still date you if within the age range and given the chance

everything you said bad about yourself is me so i mean lets be undateable together

well...great song but I'd still date you.

dodie why did you write a song about me i feel exposed 😧

Not good with dogs? Great! I have a cat. Does that work? ;)

Dress like I’m twelve years old she says with a postman (or women) cap on with massive glasses J.P

TOO BAD! But okay...but we can still be friends

thanks for the date m8 i needed one

honestly me too dodie

Where have I heard this chord sequence before?

i’m sorry but i’d date dodie even with all these quirks. she’s just really cute.

MY HOMOPHOBIC STEPDAD SAID HE WOULDN’T MIND IF I DATED YOU LIKE YOU’RE FUCKING GORGEOUS

Never related to a song more

You look like the girl who plays the piano in High School Musical

this is so relatable aaaaaa

That was brill ahahahah

DODIE PLEASE DO A COVER4 OF Janelle Monáe – Make Me FeeL its basically the Bi anthem!!!!

what are the chords??

I get you every year lmao

Brilliant!

Well, I'd date you.

Although there is a big age gap difference so on second thoughts....

It's my dream a date with dodie

Thanks I thought I was going to be lonely

I wish this was real 💔😱😘

ugh im in love

Very dateable in my opinion... I don't mind the dirty floor. (:

yO THATS LIKE,,, ALL OF MY TRAITS AHNDSINSOAJSKS WE'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER DODIE

I'VE NEVER RELATED TO SOMEONE MORE HFHDKFJFJDJ

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU!

wow we have so much in common

i love your nails!

1. omG I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FRIENDS
2. best date ever :)

MY HEART

enneagram 4 <3 4s are lovely! <3 (its my wing, i guess im biased)

This. Is. So. CUTE AHH

Can you do a cover of the good side by troye sivan???

none of these sound like dealbreakers to me

this is art

I LOVE U SO FREAKING MUUUUUUCH i wanna date u

But she's still my lovee

Please date me. Oh my goodness.

I AM IN LOVE

Pheone that can actually sing

I'm low key really curious about the clicking of your fingers on every video?😂 I do something similar on Xbox thanks to ocd lol

#29 ON TRENDING

Same for every single one of those lol

All of those things are reasons to date someone.

You’ve not seen friends!! 😂

i mean what's there not to love??

This sounds like it would be in a Disney movie

you are your voice are/is soo pretty

why is this whole song like my national anthem?

This is my theme song

Why so perfect

I’d still date you

Girl I do the same things we would both be messes together.

Love your glasses

So this is like the opposite of 1-800-DATEME

Omg I’m sending this to every guy

im half joking i also think im great. ok byyyyyyyyyyyyye

this is so me lol

Dodie I love you

The song is great and relatable and all but I'm just staring at the lipstick ok sorry bye

does smb know the chords?

That hat is so cute I luv it

But that's what I love...

SAME DODIE, SAME

There is something I would like to tell you I figured it out some time ago

LUV UUUU 💖💖💖

You mean my theme song😂

i dont think these things make u undateable
also marry me pls thank u ily

I was so confused about what game she was talking about until I clicked the link 😂

Aw, thxx, Dodie! ( ^ v ^ )

HONESTLY ME IN SONG

every fucking thing she does iS ART

Never loved a girl so much

i would definitely date u, if we wouldn‘t be so much alike

I sent this to my girlfriend because i'm not sure if our thing is working. Ugh, i want to break up and be frienda but aaa idk what to do.

I’m I loveeeed this

I remember getting you the first time i did this game!

Best. Date. Ever.

You're the exact same as me wth

Lol this makes me want to date u lol

We have alot in common.

ahhh im in love with you

watching this a year later bc i learned i'm an enneagram 4 haha sucks to suck

LOVEEEEEE YOUR GLASSESSSS

i’m learning this like now

Ok so I'm really late but I really wish you would start a pod cast just saying

ı cant relate to this because I DRESS LIKE IM 13 YEARS OLD HOW DARE YOU!!!!

i would date you. 100%

but i'm not real.

so, bye!

it me the person who relate to you apart from the no good wif doggos but I can liv wit dat coz u dodie and i luv you even tho am gay

i think i could deal with it

WHY IS THIS SO ME

WHAT ARE THESE CHORDS HELP ME

This shud be one of disney's soundtracks

The only thing that bothers me is I love dogs and you better not leave me on read

My life in one song.

You seem like you’ve changed a lot from your panic at the disco song

I'm super sad that i didn't realise this was a game!

i love you dodie 😤😤😤😤

Your hair looks fabulous

29 on trending! Ahh!

okay but I'd still date you

Ur song make me happy

ME OMG THIS IS AWESOME

your teeth look so good now 💙

This is my fav.

I'd still date you

that sound like my routine. loll!!!

She’s so cute wtf

I'm an enneagram 4 as well yay I'm not alone

As long as you like snakes im fine with all that cuz im the same way. Especially the cold bit cuz i live in Texas

I still want to date you

hey where are those glasses from? I need them

Me when someone ask me what my problem

NO LOVELY GAL I WILL DATE YOUU

Guys, I need the chords for this song


Plz someone smart help me


Edit: Nvm I figured it out!

me: sends a video response solely in the form of a link to coldplay's "fix you".

This reminded me of Mr Cellophane XD

i luv u i luv ur look in this video i lov u dodes

YOU ARE SO CUTE. I LOVE YOU

she's not lying so give her some credit

gets given list of reasons not to date Dodie
Only hears reasons to date Dodie

I've yet to hear why not to date you.

Souds perfect for me

you're just so dateableeee

idc you're a keeper i love you.

youre one of the most beautiful girls in the world

I would still date

She looks like Janis Joplin 😍

The only "UL" needed here is "BEAUTIF-UL"!

yeah........ i’d still date you.

Same girl. Enneagram 4.


Feels shitty

U look like a cute li'l bus conductor who u can share all ur secrets with!!

Queeeeen gorgeous in all ways

YOU LOOK LIKE KELSI FROM HSM and also SDFGHJKL THIS WAS GREAT

Where is your hat from I love you !!

BRO ENNEAGRAM 4 IS SO CUTE

'undateable'
hmm
questionable
as long as we can look past the dog thing we good xoxo

heLL yE i actually got dodie !! <3 :)

I need a tutorial

sums up my life

i can relate

Aww sweeting love you I saw you at Billie Eilish but I was too shy to say hi (I was the odd girl in the camo and brought sunglasses to a concert)💔

I’D DATE YOU.

Haha ! Amazing

Ohhhh this song is for ELLE, now i get it 😂 go check elle's channel where she talked about dodie hahahahahah okie

I want date u 100 times!

WHERE DID U GET UR GLASSES

THANK YOU

fck, I’m in love

Well at least I got one date (although a second would be cool ;)

that hat is a LOOK and you are single handedly bring it back

Music YT was such a troll fest this year.

Guitar: No date for you sIKE

Uke: lol you really shouldn't date me i'm a mess

arent these the same chords as her 'I'm Bi' song? Still a grest song tho

How easy it looks like :)

i would still like to date you though

This is a good explanation of me, sadly lol

Me; Same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same.

THE OUTFIT

dodie nooooooo ur wonderful

omg you are so gorgeous

introducing me but make it dodie

This song is me though

i’d be ur valentine

i’d be ur valentine

wants more now than before to date you

i'm preparing for feb 14th 2019 already wow

You should make an asmr channel but longer videos

this video is the fattest mood of my LIFE

Dodie i think everyone else is unlisted their valentine video except you

1:35 where did that ""to"" go tho?

her mic makes it seem like she has a hairy chest 😂😂

IM CRYING

You look so cute!!!!!! 😊

Why is this song relatable to me just that I'm not as good as music as her I mean I have a piano

But wait ur dateable

PLEASE MARRY ME

I Dislike valentines day because it's a commercialized product of the capitalist world.... Also because I've been single for all my life and never experienced real love. But you made valentines day good :)
I'm a straight woman but I would date you!

Thanks for the date and the lil song

would still date tho tbh

Going to ur concert in April woooo

Listen gurl.
What are your mic settings!?
I have the same one and wanna record music like you. Aka a pro. Thanks!

Okay but can I marry you ?

I got doddddieeeeeeee!!!!

I L O V E Y O U

Youre adorable but I think we should see other people

Omg so nice

Okay well then you just described the kind of person i would love to date i like a challenge besides the bads don't always out way the goods so yeah if i where some guy going on a date with you i should be counting my self lucky to be there with a great person with just as many ups and downs and the rest of us whether they no it or not sometimes lol now i've turned something silly into a thought point for those of you who ether thing your perfect or think your awful there are two sides of everything and we as humans are to complicated to just be one thing don't you think ask around see of you are what you think you are cos you will be suprised at what you find nobodys perfect but everybody has the good somewhere even if it's hidden you can find it if you try trust me i know.
Add on tho doddie seriusly that is just being human and having a life like yours trust me you are quite datable if you try there are going to be people out there who fit your life perfectly there has to be cos quite frankly you just describled my life in a nut shell if you take out the dog part and add in unorgonised to the point of failure 9/10 times so yeah if i could i knowing all that i would happily date someone like you not you cos we live on oppisite sides of the country but you get my point

The best part? I subscribe, so I was able to win a date with you, without all those hard questions. LoL

and i love this song

UNDATABLEEEEEE

Relatable

forget my boyfriend i wanna marry u

Who can relate?

asks for Dodie’s hand in marriage

I miss your videos dodie

AAAA 💕💕💕

A cover of when i met you by Ethan Nestor and Dan Ring?

Holy gosh I love you

i love you sooooooooooo much!~

This is so me

i'm enneagram 4 too!!!!

I Don't Feel Lonely Anymore

Story of my life

I saw this on twitter a few days ago? I'm so confused??

I’ll tolerate you if you tolerate me

this song is me LOL

lol i'd still date

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FRIENDS

Did anyone else watch this before they watched evan’s video and got confused?

How can a human be this cute¿

STOP BEING CUTE :) thanks

My bestfriend is like a massive fam of you

I didn't think I'd ever see a roast yourself video again

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

U LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL

Dodie , I can not believe you are actually coming to Germany, I am one of the misfortuned who were not fast enough to get a card , but I wish you all the best and a great time in our potatoeheadcountry.

you're so cute I love you so much

I'm an 8 on the Enneagram and most of that sounds horrible... but I'd still date you.

10/10 would not date again

I RELATE TO THIS TOO MUCH????

I WOULD DATE YOU AGAIN

Do u think we could go on a second date ??

I’m getting a strong mario vibe idk why maybe it’s the hat ?

Damn it this was another one of Evans games wasn't it?

WHY IS THIS NOT ON YOUR MAIN CHANNEL THO

What the fuck Dodie, now Elle will think that you don't want her around lmao

You didn’t convince me

you look so cute omg

We have to many things in common that’s not even funny don’t leave me

Why are you so cuuuuuuuuttttttteeeeee

people dislike loft beds?!

MARRY MEEE

But still cute

two undateable people makes a dateable table date

TAKE ME PLEASE

Did you say.... ME?

Oh well, still love you

<3

GREAT

Thanks for the company <3

Not good with dogs?!????

But dogs are great with everybody.

Dodies trending!!

Chords?

💛💛💛💛

id still date you

id still date you

How have you not watched friends?

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

You ma Valentin ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

accurate description of me

This wont discourage Elle of the mills haha

how are you so hecking cute

the most adorable human

it me ur valentine

I got Dodie!

MARRY ME

That's a BIG MOOD. Like it's a QUOTE. Like OOF RELATABLE do you know what I mean? (hehehe) <----My three main statements through

Why is this me

i can relate to this song hA

So I guess it was opposite day...

The only undateable thing about you is that you have not watched friends how is that even possible??

Love love love

I would date you

I still love you

I still love you

Still think you're great.

I could one hundred perfect deal with that

gets down on one knee

<3

I need that hat. Where is it from? Please mum.

She sounds like Kate Nash!

i love you :(💗

Let me date you.

Thanks bye now im depressed again now

i fucking love you

Gotcha!

i kinda watched this without the game ... whoops

None of that would diminish the prospect

got the best date bruh

Me too fam me too

but
dodie is me??

relatable

YESS I TRIED

My anthem

I just busted all my uwus

you're so cute in this what

your hat

If you're undateable, then I don't think any of us have a chance anymore. Bye, humanity

i never unpacked tooooooo!!!

Mood.

Can you marry with me? I'm not bi..... But i love you :c and... Nobody loves mes :,c

Wow pls date me in 3 years when it’s legal

I’d still date you if you didn’t live like half way around the world and weren’t so much older than me lol

shoutout to all the enneagram 4s!! (ily all)

I love ur lip colour

You should take a break from touring if thats how you feel. I don't know your situation but it does seem like you need a break

🖤🖤🖤

So relatible

Whats wrong with type 4? Just kidding im a 4 i know

still love you tho 😛

ILYSM ❤️👬👫

Ily dodie

you look like you would look in an older video idk aha

S H O O K

❤️😍👌

drag her!! lol i love you

still wanna date u tho

Mood

honestly same

sooo... we're married?

can someone give us the cHorDs wowiieee

Why did I just now get a notification now for this video?????

Why are you so cute!!

just realized this is lowkey a diss track

yeah but that voice

i don‘t want u to have a boring girlfriend you know?

SAME

SAME

SAME

💓💓

Thanks babe

i am obsessed with your hat?

this is confusing out of context

Honestly same

I mean I'm everything she listed

This is me

This sums me up too r we the same person

first world problems: trying to sing this song but always screwing up and saying “i chew my friends” instead of “i chew my pens” and getting weird looks from everyone within earshot

Anyone here going to the concert in Paris next week? :)))

strumming pattern?

This song is meee tho

Charlie is so cool like vibes

oH MY GOD

we also think you are great

ilysm skskkdkd

wHAT ARE THE CHORDS

I’m love you 😘

Valentine's was my birthday :)) ,but I was sick w strep

❤️☺️🙃

So basically every girl? Jk don't murder me

WHAT ARE THE CORDS!!!1!1

Dear Dodie,
That was cool.

Why have I never seen this

I think she meant relatable but ok

Where my undatable squad at?

I’m all of these

I. Love. You.

Enneagram type 5 so it's ok

Why does this song describe me? Though the only difference is that I am 12 but dress like 17

ughnsjakvak i wish i could be friends with dodie

Oh you cutie!Xx

<3 swoon

hi love u dodie

TRENDING AAAAAAAAAH

hello to whoever is kind enough to answer this question of mine, preferably Dodie, but it's ok if it's not Dodie, so erm what genre is this song? Answers are greatly appreciated ok thanks bye... really thanks! I need this for my English project.

“Not great with dogs”
K BYE jk ly

wait i’m enneagram 4 :(

ill deal with you.

Why the yuck with Enneagram 4?

The best roast yourself challenge out there

Ok bb wher u get them glasses tho 💖

💓💓💓💓

i have..the biggest crush on u

yaaaaaaaaas I found you

i love you thanks

Um, Big Mood

undateableeeeee

Same. Just same.

OH GAWD I'M BACKZ

you look like a bratz doll in this video, which is not a bad thing at all btw.

Me too.

The only reading I wouldn’t date you is because I wouldn’t want to date myself and I can get over that honestly hmu

Hi, marry me please, thank you

te amO mucho

did anyone else think of frances ha when she said undatable!!!!!!! frances. undatable

It’s opposite day

I think I’m gay now

she cute tho

hi i wrote my own lol here it is

my life’s a mess
i’m always stressed despite all that i’m told
i eat real bad
i’m not so rad
i’m somehow always cold

i’m usually rehearsing
always cursing
and sleeping on the floor
own too much tea
you’ll never see
my bedroom floor

i’m always busy
never free
forget my split ends
i hate to spend
not great with time
never feel fine
i hate my skin
i love to win

too much caffeine
don’t like to clean
afraid of love
shirts always tucked

insufferable
uncomfortable
incapable
undateable

my life.

I love you anyway

I'm really bisexual....

also the end reminded of of frances ha

How did I not see this

Umm. Well we’re basically the same person

mood

ok but this song is LI T E R A L L Y  ME

We love you Dodie!! Happy Valentine's day babe ❤️ you got so many of us through some awfully tough times and make literally hundreds of thousands of people smile. You're a gift to this world and you inspired me to follow my dreams. Thank you for existing you sweet sweet gem. 🌼

Ten seconds in and I liked this video !! Happy Valentine's Dodie!! Xx

😭😭😭 we love youuu Dodie SO MUCH, Im so glad I found your channel 5 years ago I honestly can't believe it's been so long

This video is sweet and so dodie, though I can't stop from crying just because I have had an awful Valentine's day experience today and I'm honestly just ready for it to be over. I hope everyone enjoyed their Valentine's day either way, You lovely amazing people~
♡♡♡

dodie is the most precious being on youtube and needs to be protected

I love this so much oml, also that lipstick looks fantastic on you, and the glasses omg

honestly there is very little i wouldn't do to spend time with dodie<3

You are so sweet and awesome! I look forward to your videos and they always make my day. Some one will make your day everyday someday hun ❤️ they’d be crazy not to

Dodie makes me happy. Happy Valentines Day everyone.

Ahhhhhhh why are you so great. I relate to this song soooo much and all your songs like dang dodie you’re just great

This is like Introducing Me from Camp Rock 2, but the opposite. 😂 Love you, Dodie! We'd all date ya. ❤️

As someone that travels for work (and has little to no motivation to straighten up when i do get to be home..) I relate to so much of this song.

This makes me want you to be my valentine even more😭❤️

I mean.. You're not changing my mind. I'd still like to take you on a proper date.

The honesty of this song just makes you all the more appealing :D

We still love you dodie! Even if you think you are Undateable that doesn't mean you not unlovable, have a happy Valentine's day❤❤We all love you.

Dodie is the only valentine I need❤️

This makes me love and want to date you even more.❤

This reminds me of that really old video of dodie being like "hi i'm dodie and i'm your valentine"

My theme song, awww thanks Dodie!!

THIS IS SO GOOD OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU DO IT

LOVIN THE LOOK AND SONG AND YOU IN GENERAL (+ i'd love to know where the glasses are from bc i need new ones ha)
also happy v day to all of you lovely people!

you're sad most days
but you still try to make other people happy
you say you're boring
and yet thousands of people love watching you talk to the camera
you're always late
but even if you don't want to come you still do

dodie, your "flaws" make you human and make us love you even more. 💛🌻

Wow this immediately made my day 1029283010182x better. I love you so much, these are also all the things that make you adorable and unique and amazing and I love you eternally💙💜💙💜💙happy v day!

Im going to get the same glasses as the one your wearing in this video but with silver frames and light yellow lenses(?) instead. (<3)

This makes me so happy on a day that’s been shitty

time to learn this and sing it to my already taken crush lmao wish me good luck

omg as always I’m loving the look here!!!

I relate to this song on a spiritual level

Is it bad I do all these things? Nahh....... maybe..... nah (not gin tho ) love this laughed till I cried LOL guess I do cry every day

all these things make dodie all the more adorable

Wish Dodie would be my valentine 😳❤️

I watched this and then decided to play the game... and now I'm back because I actually got you! <3

I love it❤

Sees reasons to not date Doddie... wants to date her more XD keep it up Doddie!!!! :D

10 out of 10 would date Dodie immediately.

I love you Dodie!

10/10 rhyming, that alone makes me want to date you

Honestly you sound like a great person to date lol

I see dodie... i click, no matter what I like

its ok, we can watch friends together and everything else is not a problem :)

This is the best early birthday gift XD and Dodie I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHATTTTTT ♥️♥️♥️♥️




Haha my birthday is February 17 XD HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE

She is pretty much me. So I mean we have a lot in common, I'd still date. I'm a mess.

why did i start crying because of this video in my fifth time watching it ??

This song is me except it's me trying to figure out how I have a gf

Lol! That was amazing 😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you so much I needed this

So I'm not gonna lie, what part of what she said there makes her undateable? Seems fine to me lol.

(Completely random) Last night, i had a dream that Dodie came to my school with Ellen DeGeneres and I was so excited. I was then sad when I woke up because I knew it would never happen.

I love you Do! 😘❤

this song just attacked me
she literally said all the bad things about me im-

Aw this is so cute 😊

this is SUCH A LOOK I LOVE THIS

You can't tell me what to do. I'll date you if I want to!

UNBREAKABLE
SHE’S ALIVE, DAMMIT
IT’S A MIRACLE

You sound perfect to me!

THIS IS SO ME THANK YOU