@SeaJay Oceans words against the Motherland? This cannot be tolerated. Send him to the gulag!

"Draw me like one of  your genocidal power hungry evil dictators, Jack."

@Trevor TornikАХАХАХХАХАХХАХАХАХ

@Trevor TornikАХАХАХХАХАХХАХАХАХ

@There I Ruined It Doesn't really make sense though, why would a soviet sub blow up a pro soviet ship?  Would make more sense if the drawing was of a US president.

"Draw me like one of your Bashkir girls"

@Dave H It's nice to see Jack take to Soviet Realist art.

"Draw me like one of your proletarian devotchkas."

Man, gotta tell you. You truly are a genius. <br>Love every video.

Man, gotta tell you. You truly are a genius.
Love every video.

@There I Ruined It your content is absolutely pure genius! I love it!

Thank you! That’s technically the only time I appear in any of these videos. My hand anyway :)


Wow how did you get Celine on board for this one?? She sounds better than ever!


@Daniel in Soviet Russia iceberg does not sink you, you sink iceberg!

In China: Your heart will be transferred to political elite.


This channel has strayed away from ruining, because you keep making them better than the originals


Every video in this channel is a gem. But this one is the best for me so far. The voice, the music, the "story" behind the music, the actual soviet clips and the drawing. Perfect!

Aww, thank you so much! This was a fun one to put together.


I LOVE Soviet music and this is so incredibly on-tune. I am giving you a standing ovation.

Wut? This one doesn't even sound like anything Soviet.


Finally a Céline Dion song I don't hate.  Well done!

Celine dion isnan amazing vocalist though

I've got ya covered: https://youtu.be/4tDvx6556HA

Entirely agree, I think the original was disgusting.

First Celine Dion song I could understand the lyrics.


I love that the effort is not only put on the  song but also on a visual story which plays like an awesome movie. Genius.


Absolutely brilliant. This is easily one of my favourite YouTube channels. Please keep producing content. I guarantee you it will take off and be huge soon.

@There I Ruined It hey bro whats the name of original soviet march


the little pencil drawing of Stalin was a stroke of genius


The video editing is nothing short of absolutely phenomenal.


Absolutely lost it at the Red October edits. This channel is a goldmine, I don’t think I’ve ever subbed to anything this fast.


"Paint me like one of your Soviet Dictators."


Наш сердца продолжат!

Наш сердца продолжат!


That fade shot of Ivan Drago made me nearly piss myself laughing. Amazing

YAASSSSSSS I lost my shit when I saw that.


Bestest Celine Dion song ever. And the whistle at the end, perfection.


This song makes me feel patriotic or something towards a country I've never been in.


Came for the DiCaprio, stayed for the siren whistle.


Everyone has an avenue in which they express themselves artistically. Some just do it in such a way that well… you get this. Earned my sub for sure.


"Wait a minute, U-571 wasn't about the USSR..."

Matthew McConaughey torpedoes the Titanic

"...oh."


At last! Not ruined, but IMPROVED!
You have erased the original ghastly warbling and made a new and glorious thing!
Thank you SO much….😍


It's only missing a few of those amazing old-school dancing soldiers.


мое сердце будет продолжать биться<br>(в тревожно груди)

мое сердце будет продолжать биться
(в тревожно груди)


never ever again can i listen to that song without having this version in my mind


Eduard Ivanovich Ramius, Captain 1st Class on the Soviet merchant-passenger navy vessel 'Titanovets'.
He was tragically killed in the line of duty after the steamer was mistakenly torpedoed by an American submarine whose crew mistook the ship for an enemy cruiser.

Eternal memory to the hero!

...both ships can dive, but Red-October can surface again...! 😉

Edward John Ramius, Comrade-Captain of the Soviet Merchant Marine Ship Titanskaya


Man I love your falsetto! It tops out Celines pitch by far and the result makes me wanna squad!


Well, this was unexpected even by the standards of this channel. I love it!


I can't stop laughing at this.  Amazingly well done hahahahaha


So good, Comrade Dustin!<br>Only missing an “Odessa Steps” sequence, but otherwise as wholesome as a bowl of my babushka’s borsch! 🫡

So good, Comrade Dustin!
Only missing an “Odessa Steps” sequence, but otherwise as wholesome as a bowl of my babushka’s borsch! 🫡


Comrades it is only right that OUR heart will go on!

Your heart will go on for the Party, for the Revolution, for Comrade Stalin, and the international expansion of the Warsaw Pact!


I love these so much! Next turn a cute nursery rhyme into death metal :) Basically an inverse of the Enter Sandman video.


Putin's new motivational video for Russian troops may need some work...


While I always found it a bit odd that a Russian submarine captain had a Scottish accent, it didn't take away from the movie for me. I could easily overlook it. Maybe because I was fairly young when I saw it. However I do prefer actors do a good job regardless of accent than do a poor accent of the character's country. It's like old movies where all ancient people spoke with British accents. Anyway, Celine Dion is a national treasure, great voice, and I hate her music. I will send this to my sister who loves her.

Technically he was Lithuanian, if that matters at all.


Ivan Drago's appearance was more unexpected than my father coming back home. Good job. Keep ruining❤


You have done excellent work comrade! A true hero of the Soviet Union.


Just discovered your channel.  You must be a reincarnation of Weird Al.  This stuff is brilliant.


We must crush those who's hearts do not go on.


I want a full, long version of this with some russian girl singing that cant perfectly pronounce the english words. That would make this sound perfectly like what the Red Army's takes on famous english songs sounded like, like "Its a long way to tipperary".   How did you make the orchestral sounds for this? Is this how far technology is that it sounds this well computer made? Cant be. Im a bit slow when it comes to technology...


You captured the dread of some soviet ballads towards the end.


The original song was my cousin and her husband's first dance at their wedding. Yeah, I know it's just about 1am, but I must send her this. 😂😂😂

At first, I thought you meant that the original Russian song was her wedding song. I’m tired 😂


Oh god im crying. You sir are a mastermind!


sweet lord, this masterpiece has so much meme content involved, absolutely love this shit


I'm 2 years late here, but Yeltsin double fist-pumping this is so good.


In Soviet Russia, Celine Dion sinks icebergs.


Superb!  Love all your stuff and it cheers my menopausal ass up every time 👍🏻


Our Titanic starting Jack and Joseph Stalin, a true love story that will captivate our hearts


When that torpedo launched... I felt something 😳


The most amazing thing I've seen in my entire life


The Red October sinking the Titanic is too fucking funny


Takes the Titanic, adds the Red October, and accidentally makes the Lusitania.  Brilliant.


i think this is one of the only ones where he just had to RE-SING the whole thing - i think melodyne failed this one bad lol


Forgetting to restore the playback setting from 1.75 turned this into a '20s musical number.


Absolutely hilarious.  Lost it when Sean Connery came on from the movie!


I wish I could like this every day for eternity.


The best part about this is that Celine Dion went down with the ship. Finally.


When the compass is flipped so you sail to Soviet Russia instead of the United States


The Soviet March song is actually good 😅


Adam Sandler sings 'My Heart Will Go On'... I like it. It made me laugh. Please don't do that again. lol


It's because our hearts are...... cold.<br>🎶COOOOOOOOOLD.🎶

It's because our hearts are...... cold.
🎶COOOOOOOOOLD.🎶


0:22 when he draw stalin got me in tears


Any change to this song is an improvement


ROFLMAO; My ribs hurt so badly they may never heal... 😂😂😂


Attitude going into this one:<br>Well, it can't be worse than the original...

Attitude going into this one:
Well, it can't be worse than the original...


That explains the cold war. The great battle of Titanic against the Iceberg. Heavy losses from the allied side.


Jack drawing Stalin at 1:17. That finished me.


The titanic... she was not hit by iceberg... she was hit by... CAPITALISM!


That was excellent. But I won't lie, I was hoping for a Red Army version, nothing but deep voices. Next time, baby!


“I want you to draw me like one of OUR French girls.”


Hell yeah! Another awesome song ruined! I love it.


Best channel subscription I've made in a long time

@There I Ruined It wouldn't expect anything else other than this pile of bollocks that I love!

Thank you! I’ll try to keep the bar as high as possible. And by high, I mean very, very low.


the Soviet Union was the Titanic and Boris Yeltsin was the iceberg.


Lovers of the world must know their own suffering .


"Paint me like one of your French girls!"<br>-Joseph Stalin.

"Paint me like one of your French girls!"
-Joseph Stalin.


Hello there,
The angel from my nightmare,
The shadow in the background of the morgue,
The unsuspecting victim,
Of darkness in the valley,
We can live like Jack and Stalin if we want...


Jack and Rose are from a society where class still matters heavily so they are often separated. But with the help of the comrades, they are together, happily ever after!


Kids in a soviet kindergarten were asked to draw their moms. It didn't turn out very well. So the teacher asked to draw Lenin. The results were remarkable: kids knew Lenin better than their mom.

<b>morgan freeman voice</b> this story never actually happened

*morgan freeman voice* this story never actually happened


Know I NEED to know the title of the soviet march.


This is a marked improvement on the original


this channel deserves more subscribers !


Drawing stalin cracked me up you got a new sub (yes that rhymed xd)


The fact that its red October sinking the titanic gives me fits


In the Soviet Union, the Titanic sinks you


Not everyone can be a Russian but anyone can be a Soviet.. Great rendition comrade...


Haha Ivan Drago randomly appearing made my day 🤭


I cracked as soon as Red October showed up 🤣


I just found this today. I am sad for the last two years. What a brilliant page.


Ahh... the Soviet Titanic!

Where all classes are equal.

(But some are more equal than others...)


"Jack, I want you to draw me welding my Kalashnikov"


Possibly the best YouTube channel of all time


I laughed so hard my mouth started bleeding


This would have been awesome if you had sung it in your natural voice or if you had gone to fiverr to find an actual woman to sing it for you.


I need to know what the original soviet version is called


Music for all the soviet canadians who have come out of the woodwork the last couple of weeks...


Am I supposed to believe that a russian Uboat sank the titantic instead of a iceberg near the arctic circle..?

Because I will


Sir, you do not have nearly enough followers. Please never stop.


I support you wholeheartedly to ruin more songs for us 💕 OUR support will go onnnnnn!


Time traveler move's chair<br>Time line:


I really really laugh thx (mash up is badass) \m/


Тысячи Знамён for the background instrumentals, good choice comrade!

꧁༺ᴍɪʏᴜᴋɪ ᴋᴏʙᴀʏᴀᴋᴀᴡᴀ༻꧂

@꧁༺ᴍɪʏᴜᴋɪ ᴋᴏʙᴀʏᴀᴋᴀᴡᴀ༻꧂ No idea if you can find the instrumental. From what I can tell, this cover only uses the parts from the original song that don't have lyrics

Where I can find Тысячи Знамён instrumental?

꧁༺ᴍɪʏᴜᴋɪ ᴋᴏʙᴀʏᴀᴋᴀᴡᴀ༻꧂


"The ship sunk because of a fire aboard"


Ackchyually Boris Jeltsin was the first P of Russia, so no Sovjet. Nevertheless Amazing video!


Score of Titan(ic) 2 is coming along nicely.


What if .... it really wasn't an iceberg?


Yet again you have failed to ruin it. Awesome


best supplier of political correct content. brighter side of life NK is my Fav.


Yeltsin is one of people responsible for the dissolution of the Soviet Union. his presence in this great video is an insult


in SOVIET RUSSIA
the iceberg comes to you
☁🚢


Евгений Максимов


Ah yes, my favorite James Kamrosch film, "MV Wilhelm Gustloff" 👍


fu i hat to laugh way to hard

this is just pure gold


Soviet song is "March of the Defenders of Moscow."


I legitimately thought the thumbnail was actual soviet propaganda for a second.


Is this what the fall of the Soviet Union sounded like


I just realized that Muse sounds like Soviet music. Interesting.


Oh, so THAT'S what they use melodyne for.


Briliantino Prihandika Kharisma Putra Sakti


Guys thats not Leonardo Dicaprio

That’s Leonid Dikapriyev


The thumbnail reminded me of a political cartoon I saw with Stalin and Hitler as a couple ☠😭


“Commies don’t take a dump without a plan, son” -Red October


For anyone interested, this is the background music on its own: https://youtu.be/4JTb79f7pvk (Тоска по Родине if link doesnt work)


0:13 "that is how i know you... go oh-ho-ho-ho-oh-ho-ho-ho-hoooooonnn!" lmao


I swear to god i heard this at my grade school assembly


This is at least 10 times more bearable than Celine. THAT is bad.


Sounds like Panic at the Disco at x1.75 speed


My heart will go on, until we establish the dictatorship of the proletariat.


In Russia, boat does not sink. You sink.


The Soviet Union was not yet born by the time the Titanic sank. Russia was still under the rule of the Tsar.


It is truly amazing! Btw who is the guy in the white shirt 0:35 ?

Boris Yeltsin, the first elected Russian president who shot at the Parliament with tanks.


Why does this put me in mind of Sadam’s song in the South Park movie?


Спасибо, дорогой друг.

Спасибо, дорогой друг.


Ah yes, blyatiful song from glorious movie about legendary warship Moskva that sunk due to a fire during great special military operation


In soviet union, iceberg does not sink ship, ship make iceberg sink


You forget the part where they go "LOI LOI LOI LOI! URAH!"


Titanic: Supership of soviet strength battle for proletariat supremacy.


I hated that song with a passion when it was new. THIS, is so much better.


In the thumbnail Leonardo DiCaprio’s face should be swapped for Lenin’s


Had to wait for it but there it was at 1:11 The ffuuuww whistle !


my sister says it sounds like spongebob singing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHSJSJALAHSSHHAGS


The algorithm has found my soulmate channel


Stalin:"Terminate Leonardo. I saw with with that redhead. Leonardo is mine! If I can't have him no one will. No homo".


I hate that song so much, this made it bearable instead of "Ruined"


That was absolutely horrible. Well done!


Draw me like one of the People's liberators, Jack.


Draw me like you draw your Latvian babushkas


Haha!  "There I ruined it productions".  Pretty much!


The Union may crumble but OUR socialism will go on


I was Stalin on clicking on this, but I'm I did.


Only reason i clicked is bc of Joseph Stalin


The KGB approves this video.
And if you do not like it..
We know where you live comrade🕵😂


Dolph Lundgren. lol 0:28. Haha such an incredibly annoying masterpiece!


I played this to the Titanic shipwreck <br>Now it's been raised by the Soviet Union and its colour is red

I played this to the Titanic shipwreck
Now it's been raised by the Soviet Union and its colour is red


i like that touch of drawing stalen.. thankfully not nude.


Heart will go ooooooo oooo ooohooh oh ooooooh ooooh onnnnonnn


Lol.. the woke leftist Leonardo Dicaprio hughing Stalin was the best🤣🤣


Ah yes Titanic, a symbol of bourgeois oppression and capitalism. Of course it had to be sunk for the glory of the revolution 😋


Idea is great, but the male vocal pretending to be women's makes this all look goofy

Максим Шилиманов


Uhm actually the ussr wasn’t founded until after the titanic sank


Looking forward to you ruining a lot more iconic songs 👍


Bracing curatives for our times, your sacrilegious musical meanderings are.


Was the dubbed singing voice that of a woman or a man trying to sound like a woman?  It's hard to tell.


soviet edition - puts Ieltsin in it... 🤣


I knew why i hated this song and this movie


Ehhhj it's not bad but it's not good either


Funny,  isn't ? Pretty close to the truth...


the GREAT MISTAKE is the 00:34 Boris Yeltsin: It's hard to find a more anti-Soviet person. Dislike.


False too much english and no tank imagery


This one's pretty bad. Doesn't even sound like anything Soviet.


I was really interested in the video, but the ads? Nah, nevermind I guess. I suppose you don't actually want people to watch your content.

Point well made. I'll go somewhere else. 🖕

Also, you know if you skip the the end of a video, you can remove ads

Hmm, I don't remember seeing any ads all the time I watched it? I've watched this about 5 times and haven't had an ad, except a 2 second one at the start sometimes


The true reason for russia attacking the west 💀


I can’t believe those capitalist pigs sunk the <i>Titanic.</i>

I can’t believe those capitalist pigs sunk the _Titanic._


😂😂😂😂😂😂 et oui ils ont des logements dans les bateaux en France titanic sur l'eau tu est sur de ne pas payer d impôt 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ je vent j achet pas connus la guêpe nazis part tout les moyens ça ne veut rien payer à bute non lucratif que des bénévoles 😂😂😂😂 des appartements dans des gros bateaux de croisière pas les petite croisière les grande croisière 😂😂😂😂


I have my answers. The goddamn Russians sank it!


What the fuck was that traitor Yeltsin doing on screen?


Funny, but inconsistent, like why would a soviet sub target a ship that is pro-soviet?  Would make more sense is if he drew a sketch of US president instead of stalin and she stood at the bow with a US president.  Then the triumph of the soviets blowing it up would make more sense.<br>Alternatively, have a US sub blow up the ship, but that wouldn't make much sense since the titantic is a western ship.

Funny, but inconsistent, like why would a soviet sub target a ship that is pro-soviet?  Would make more sense is if he drew a sketch of US president instead of stalin and she stood at the bow with a US president.  Then the triumph of the soviets blowing it up would make more sense.
Alternatively, have a US sub blow up the ship, but that wouldn't make much sense since the titantic is a western ship.


The Titanic didn't sink - it simply escaped to one of two places that haven't been corrupted by capitalism.


Your "heart" is a bourgeois social construct fabricated to sell consumer goods.   The State will go on.


roflmao - wait, what? The Russians torpedoed the Titanic? Don’t let GPT-3 catch that! Fake News!


I heard that if you can manage to stand up straight with your hand on your heart while staying completely serious and listen to all 77 seconds of this, then Comrade Stalin rises from the dead and frees us from our capitalistic enslavers.


well coming from Socialist Kanada? and a Socialist biootch who married an old fart? this would of course go well with communism


Any dislikes are from western capitalist aggressors and enemies of the people!


you guys should pray that Putin never sees this video making fun of Soviet Union/Russia.<br>You might end up with a Novichock "vaccination"

you guys should pray that Putin never sees this video making fun of Soviet Union/Russia.
You might end up with a Novichock "vaccination"


my heart.... no comrade our heart will go on to destroy fascist scum and the capitalist pig


In Soviet Russia, _Titanic_ sinks *YOU!*


АГСЛШТПУЗШС!!!!!

АГСЛШТПУЗШС!!!!!


Yes...sink that boat full of capitalist dogs!


suitably terrible...as per communist standards