I prefer the cute side of diva but this is good at least she’s sharing snacks with me I also feel like diva would be more of a tsundere The asmr is good so is the music and voice acting art work and sound effects
Her "don't bother me when I'm playing a game, and don't bother me when I'm eating" Me "now that you said that....I'mma poke you all the time during those events just to bother you."
Jotaro Kujo well, tsun tsun did come from the Japanese word “tsundere” - meaning the cataract we development of someone who started off cold towards a character, but warms up to them eventually.
Singleplayer, Hard as heck, levels. I assume she's either playing Dead Space 2 Hardcore mode, or COD4 on veteran difficulty. The PTSD is strong, but she's stronger.
You're impressed by my gaming prowess? Puts on smash sunglasses I am the 5th best young Link player. Thank you for noticing my obviously large controller.
50 buckets materialize from thin air and flood the room until I get glitched out the map letting me run out of the room therefore letting me complete the "trapped" section of the fucking dying speedrun
Is it weird that I’m thinking more about what kind of controller you are using for the audio? I’m pretty sure it’s a PlayStation controller but I could be wrong...
You:“I’m not a stalker perse” Me: I know your an observer (someone who is interested in someone and learns lots of things about that person) Also the reason I know what an observer is is because I’m an observer middle school sucks but it’s the worst when you are able to figure anyone out within seconds of meeting them.
You:”I wouldn’t peg you as a fighter” Me: Seriously I’m literally paid at my school to beat up other kids bullies because of my aggressions and I’m terrifying when I’m mad😊
I'm not much of a gamer, the best I could play are racing games whether it be fun and playful like Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing, or intense and epic like Need for Speed: Most Wanted. Anyone remember those games?
Trapped with D.Va? Hmm. I could handle that, although I'd love me some tea instead of soda. Oh, wait. I'm free to go? No, I think I'll stay if it's all the same to you.
Here's a challenge... What game is she playing? It's hard, single player only and requires a LOT of button pressing... So my guess is either Devil May Cry or Bayonetta.
Woah you played a very popular video game the day before happening upon a video based around that same very popular video game, on a site that has a plentiful abundance of content creators that base their entire channels around that same very popular video game?! Wow that's crazy!!
I just realised something bacon hotline: 911 whats your emergency... me: some girl is in love with me. Bacon hotline: rub some bacon on it. Me: (~^-^~)
Me:Stuck?! You think this mere trick will stop mwa from escaping? Her:Yep Me:Fool...activating ability! She- Her:soundproof, nice try Me:agh...impo...my ultimate.......noooo!
Well now this is interesting rig-set you've got here ma'am, but you might wanna make some adjustments in your private power grid for optimal power efficiency. 😒 (At least she's got the guts to admit what she did.)
"If I really am stuck here, then good luck with all the cleaning you're going to be doing: there is gonna be a lot of it after I'm done with this place and I finally escape here! ☠️ ⚡⚠️ ☣️ 🚨 🚔 🕴️📟 🤖 💂 👹 😈"
I have no idea how I came across this video but apparently I watch it last night and feel asleep to it. I don't remember this at all. I never listen to asmr. How the fuck did I get to this?
So let me get this straight she drinks my favorite soda on this planet what is the play video games has a cute voice and his head over heels has the hots etc. for my psychotic ass sighn me the fuck up 😂😂😂
Trapped in a closet with a hot gamer girl in a body suit? Don't mind if I do~ wait a minute she's jealous that I was hanging out with mercy? D.Va she's my doctor I only go to her when I'm injured chillllllllllll
If I’m stuck in here ima turn off your console if you don’t let me out and yeet your console out the window to get out and if that doesn’t work ima yeet the Mountain Dew on your tv
Hmmmm... lets see D.VA you are gamer .... have an awesome mech.. Fight well without the mech.... Are nice despite the odd welcome... Heck yeah id go out with you
So either we are in the same room Or we are in the situation where you are trying that hard where you are hitting buttons so hard it happens to ne louder than the game itself and the chat can hear them
D.VA if that's really you ( I hope its you) and I love you a lot and I love overwatch I only play D.VA because i like you and I dont think your a stalker I love you and I was talking to a blond girl and ill stop ok and I don't care if I'm stuck with you I want to stay with you all the way and thx for the all complements and I want to be your friends but I want to be more than friends and I really like you, and I LOVE YOU too and I think im falling for you too and I will never leave you and I want to say that I'm always here for you and you can tell me anything you want and ill make sure not to bother you when your playing your games or even your snacks :) and ill will mever leave your side and ill play games with you till the end ( not any thing wired like that or anything)
If you like me then why are you HURTING MEEEEEE?!?! And don't say "you hurt the ones you love" cause that is just bullcrap! more then friend? Oh God I'm going to die here. Wait I can go? I was never trapped here?! I really hate...that wasn't.... I'll be right back. Walks out door, faint screaming of anger outside of door. Okay I'm back. I'll stay cause I'm a forgivable person and you didn't try anything and I feel like plays some games so yeah I'll stay but you owe me.
My feelings are the same I love you D.va so will you please Marry Me you are so beautiful and so sweet D.va, I'm all yours I wouldn't want to be trapped in a room with any other girl I love you D.va
Honestly I would just play with her with the games but I would just tell her ill give her my passion but she doesent need to at lease capture me but I'm a boy so she give me the controller but I would be kind of scared what she would do if I just try to escape but ill just stay cause f$@k my life
yes you are right I’m not going back because you guys have to do it so you don’t know if I can do that or do something else to you get back together or not I don’t know how you feel about me but I’ll do be good I don’t know how you feel about it I just wanted you know what to doo I like to you do I do you know how you feel about it and it was like you know what I mean you know it’s gonna you like me I don’t want you I want you and you want me you know what I’m going through and you know it’s what you want me and you want to me I gotta is that you love you I don’t know how you feel like I gotta is that you like guys you don’t know how to you feel sorry you are not doing anything you want me anything I wanna is that I love ya you don’t have any money I want you I know I don’t know how you feel like I gotta is that you want me anything I wanna you know I love ya you don’t have anything you wanna I don’t know how you feel like you know it’s gonna you know it’s not that I don’t know how you feel about me anything I just want you know what you mean and you want to me I gotta is that you love me and you don’t have anything you wanna I don’t know how to you get it and it was like a bitch I was like you know it’s not gonna you know it’s what I want to you know I don’t want to do you have you guys do you have to go stop go over to your mom because you want me anything you want me anything I just want you know what you mean and I do love ya I know I gotta is that you want me anything you want to me I gotta was like you were going back and you have a good friend and day thank you for coming to my ted talk.
From the controller sounds and description (Hard single player game which is separated into levels) I guessed she was playing either Bayonetta or DMC...
What's with human creatures and video games I do not compute with this is waste of time going bounty-hunting is more fun explain yourself creature with headphones on head
Boba Fett is doing fine he's just doing what he does best even though we hate each other but I respect them and I always wish him luck and we hope we don't bump into each other and kill each other same time
I cannot return to Jabba's Palace no more and my ship is fine and I have enough credits the last me about 5 years cuz the plus side job is dead if anybody remembers that so I put my services as a mercenary
ig-88 the Bounty Hunter hopefully you find employment soon... how is your ship right now? Also I hope you have earned enough credits throughout the years... Have you talked to Jaba yet or he has no jobs/bounties for you?
ig-88 the Bounty Hunter hopefully your in a nice ship that is clean and you have good WiFi ya know? I bet that’s not a problem for you. However I’m sure there are good bounties out there... try talking to Jaba The Hutt... I’m pretty sure he has missions for you... considering you worked for Zero The Hutt... I’m sure Jaba will find your skills useful.
I am trying to gather information about this ASMR and there wasn't good bounties out there so I just stay here in ship and just watch you humans do what you do
ig-88 the Bounty Hunter what is a bounty hunter like yourself doing on this side of the galaxy/YouTube? Shouldn’t you be bounty hunting and killing people for fun right about now?
You think you're good at games? Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! You aren't good if you play modern games. They are too easy. Classic games like from the NES, SNES, or SEGA Genesis.
I love how casually she says the doors and windows are locked and I’m trapped. “Oh yeah, by the way, you’re trapped.” That cracks me up 😆
25 likesDva is love, dva is life. All I need to say❤❤
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Correct
1 likethe worst pain in the world is being stuck watching someone play a game and you've "trapped" me in here to watch you play forever
263 likesThat's not very cash money of you
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Idk, I'd rather watch someone kicking ass than me playing and having my ass kicked. I'm not really a gamer.
0 likesI WISH I STAYED HOME AND PLAYED THE NEW CALL OF DUTY THIS IS SO NOT CASH MONEEEEEEYYYYY
0 likesTasal That isn’t very country roads of you
3 likesAren't we all just random people, drifting through space without any real reason or purpose
3 likes@Rune Doom but which one are you dva or the random person?
2 likesI'M NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU! YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!
7 likesI watch my friends and crush play all the time but i pretty much beat everything
2 likesDva as a yandere is somehow very chill. I'm not the least bit fazed by all the red flags, and I actually have no desire to run away.
2 likes"First one to the game system wins."
*already there * You're too slow!
/reference
I've never been with a woman who would share her Doritos with me. So touching...
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As many chips as I'd like? Least realistic girlfriend ever.
1 likeBest Yandere asmr, this is the kind of niche Ive been looking for. S Tier
3 likes“Go to love those Doritos”
3 likesWords to live by
I prefer the cute side of diva but this is good at least she’s sharing snacks with me
2 likesI also feel like diva would be more of a tsundere
The asmr is good so is the music and voice acting art work and sound effects
I really like this one, you should do a miniseries of this
9 likesHey you! The one scrolling through the comments. You is awesome.
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🗿
0 likesWelcome to the future
0 likesThanks
0 likes@Redwizardgaming No, You is awesome! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_Kj5xgAcg
0 likesY to.
0 likesThanks.
0 likesThank you mortal. My crocodile is pleased to meet a kind human. I shall hope to see you again.
0 likesThx! :)
0 likesno
0 likesNo u
0 likesHmmm..a good human..you will live.
0 likesThx
0 likesRedwizardgaming Thanks
0 likesYour awesome to, Thanks
0 likesthank you
0 likesThank you? I don't know why you do the comment section telepathy but 'ey its fine
0 likesAre you is stupidnes?
0 likesRedwizardgaming no dude. You is awesome.
0 likesFuck off bitch
0 likesAw, thanks!
0 likesAww thanks I really needed that today
0 likesYes.
0 likesThank you for the boost of confidence! (No, Really)
0 likesIchigoMait he was the top comment for me, mate!
0 likesSedrick Shadden thank you you too
0 likesYou're breathtaking
0 likesThank You ^_^
0 likesYour awesome to :D
0 likesYour words are kind And I thank you for them
0 likesRedwizardgaming No u
0 likesDead channel It's for attention. I know this because it isn't relevant to the video at all.
0 likesmatt same
0 likesi want to die
0 likesRedwizardgaming damn straight!!
0 likesGood thing u didn’t assume if I’m a women or man
0 likesAwww Thank you
0 likesArigato!
0 likesYou are as well!
This isn't true. I'm not awesome
0 likesCommander E.X.E cause some people are self conscious and it is good to be reminded that you are awesome.
0 likes@don't trust me u don't get the joke?
0 likesThank
0 likesTanks i guess
0 likesYou is asome im a dick too
0 likeslol i is awsome, thanks.
0 likesAww, thx dude
2 likes🥺 really
1 likeWhat are you, a gypsy?
2 likesWhy thank you kindly, stranger
2 likesGimme that wholesome comment
3 likesConniptions
3 likesYou are awesome yea I’m a dick
4 likesSo are you!
4 likesIt seems you are one of the few people who have "comment foresight" it is a rare ability indeed and it will Aid you in the coming battle.
13 likesD.Va : Dont bother me when Im eating, and dont bother me when Im eating
5 likesMe: Thats all you ever do wooman-
"OKAY, I think now is as good a time as any for me to cut loose!" (BREAKS OUT OF HOMEMADE PRISON) "NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME! 🔊"
4 likesHer: “Hey tell me about yourself”
36 likesMe: I can shoot lasers out of my toes
Her: huh cool
Me:🙃
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I can get a ghost to the end of the second mission on reach
1 likeheh, who knew D/Va could be so mischievous~ Well, I'll look forward to learning more about you over time and test my skill in games against your own.
1 likei wish i knew someone like d.va
0 likesGaming, Doritos, and Mountain Dew
12 likesI guess you could say we have a WOMBO COMBO!!!!!!
Sorry I love me some MLG
Great job, kitti!!! Nailed it!!!
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MLG was such a mess and I kinda miss it
0 likesD.Va: this level is really hard here you try
0 likesMe: beats it first try
D.Va: 😮
Kinda want a Widowmaker one now.
0 likesHer: I say your almost as good as me!
32 likesMe: Aww, Thank you! I'm really good at video games misses a sniper shot on a person standing still My game lagged, don't worry
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SideskullPlaysGames church is that you
0 likesMe: Doesnt see the guy standing Beside's of me
3 likesAlso Me: HE HAD AIMBOT AND HE TELEPORTED TO ME HE CAN FLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bruh
0 likes@Komaenen I swear, the number of cheaters in this damn game... crosses arms
1 likedoesn't see the one guy standing on top of a car in pubg HES HACKING AND WAS INVISIBLE
1 likeI started laughing when she said “oh yeah you’re trapped here now”.
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Haha! You've activated my Trap Card!
0 likesNightmare Hunter I’m not trapped in with you
1 likeYOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME
But not for long yeets out the window
Her "don't bother me when I'm playing a game, and don't bother me when I'm eating"
60 likesMe "now that you said that....I'mma poke you all the time during those events just to bother you."
The scariest thing was: I said I loved Mercy and she replied, I saw you talking to that blonde girl.
0 likesD.va: let me finish this level
2 likesMe: your on a loop of the tutorial
I love this (and all your audios) but I’m more of a TF2 kinda guy.
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Same
0 likesspy!
0 likesNo one:
7 likesLiterally no one:
Not a soul :
Not a meme :
D.Va: Oh hi There
That beautiful controller asmr at the beginning tho
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@Tokyo/Rin Lmao agreed 😂😳
0 likesOopsie doopsie I did a fucksie wucksy owo agreed
2 likesAlso, great name lol
Now THAT, was the sexiest burp ever 😂😂😂
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Hydro Eyee you’re disgusting
0 likes@Rude 21:10 also fuck me, i JUST realized this was also suppoes yo be a mukbang as well, guess it explains my 1st time confusion
0 likesi figured d.va would b more of like a tsun tsun gamer gorl but this is a goog option too <3
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Jotaro Kujo well, tsun tsun did come from the Japanese word “tsundere” - meaning the cataract we development of someone who started off cold towards a character, but warms up to them eventually.
0 likes@Leif Öhman
1 likeWow That doesn't even mean that smh
what the fuck is tsun tsun sound weeb as shit
4 likesWhat’re my feelings to D.va? MARRY ME DVA!!!!
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ToxicHamster YT u revealed my secret..
0 likesThe Summoner I am the genji ranger if only she was real...
0 likesOh may goad
0 likesSam Gafford killer queen has already touched that reply button
1 likeNerf dis
0 likesZa Warudo! Toki wo tomare!
3 likesliked yo's
2 likesLove overwatch asmr
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Same 😂
1 likeThe background songs bringing back nostalgia 😭
0 likesSingleplayer, Hard as heck, levels. I assume she's either playing Dead Space 2 Hardcore mode, or COD4 on veteran difficulty. The PTSD is strong, but she's stronger.
0 likesMy kind of Yandere, she's just as obsessive as me!
1 likepart 2 plzzz anyways dva "ive been stalking you" lucio be like "dafug"
1 likeOkay as soon as I heard the Nightcore remix of Basshunter's DotA I knew I had to favorite this video.
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@WeirdGuyGTZ Hello
0 likesWow another war thunder player. Hi
0 likesI started losing it when that Dota remix entered the room. Made me feel fuckin'old
1 likeD.va:you can have all the chips you want
1 likeMe:*takes all the chips*
It’d a dam MIRACLE for a GIRL to legitimately RECOGNIZE my gaming skills!!!
0 likesNice video and background music choice btw
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iRandomTP hmmm Ill look
0 likesFuri I’m actually not sure... but it kinda sounds like something from Avicii... sorry
0 likesOr wait I mean like the 2nd
0 likesiRandomTP whats the song name dood?? It sounds familiar to me
0 likesWhile listening to this on my phone, the car radio’s playing “Somebody watching me”. Oh my god.
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🎶You better run to survive,
1 likeBefore she makes you her latest slaughter🎶
You're impressed by my gaming prowess?
7 likesPuts on smash sunglasses
I am the 5th best young Link player. Thank you for noticing my obviously large controller.
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Bring it I’ll fight you
0 likesShe found out i was hanging with mercy crap and im traped man thats awesome
1 likeI'm not sure what it is about cute yandere girls, but I really don't mind them! X3
0 likes"By the way you're trapped"
0 likes50 buckets materialize from thin air and flood the room until I get glitched out the map letting me run out of the room therefore letting me complete the "trapped" section of the fucking dying speedrun
I'd be cool with being trapped with D.Va I'd be enjoying watching her game lol
0 likesOh boy a bunch of DVA mains great I'm a reinhardt
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Addicionz Makez You got me there
0 likesThe real Sonic goddamnit if mortal kombat fighters can be friends so can we
0 likesAddicionz Makez I‘m a Bastion main, we‘re arch enemies
0 likesJunkrat main here
0 likesBut we can team up
0 likesI‘m Bastion, please don‘t rush me to death
0 likesWinston main
0 likesYou can let go of your body, but you can never let go of your honor
0 likesdva online! well, and
0 likeswidowmaker here
Tracer boys sucks in the meta since 2017
0 likesLucio, comin at you!
0 likesI'm reaper
0 likesLe im an ana main!
0 likesRoadhog ready to ride.
0 likesThe mighty Tirpitz I used to be a Moira main, I miss it but she’s usually instalocked when I play
0 likesWhen I played I was a bastion main
0 likes@spoof noo a mei main. God I use to be a mei then I went reinhardt
0 likesThe mighty Iowa The world is worth fighting for
0 likesIm genji mada mada
0 likesReinhardt and Brigitte but I can also flex
0 likesI main reaper but I'm not edgy. Big thonk
0 likesI’m a Reaper
0 likesMada mada
1 likeI'm a widow maker
1 likeIt’s roadhog time
0 likesMada Mada
1 likeGenji slices the competition!
2 likesThe name's McCree. Well, McCree main anyway.
0 likesSay hello to a bastion main. Don't judge.
1 likeI'm a Demoman main...
0 likesWait...
I mean Junkrat... Hehe... 😓
Reinheart is life
0 likesMmph mph mmpgh mmmph
3 likes(I'm a pyro main)
Big hammer uncle main ere
0 likesHey hold on! I was the hanzo main!
0 likesMercy main here and ready to heal
0 likesJunkrat primed and ready
1 likeI'm already Tracer
4 likesSorry.
Plz dont hurt me for im a bastion main
0 likes@Grill Cheasy Honor and Glory!
1 likeHonor and glory my friend!
1 like@FastaSwima_VA oh I forgot I was also a hanz main
0 likesHanzo at your service
0 likesI’m a mercy
1 like@Lord Maul oh jeez the flexing doomfist I was also a reaper
0 likesHa, I'm a Doomfist, although I can flex.
3 likesIs it weird that I’m thinking more about what kind of controller you are using for the audio?
0 likesI’m pretty sure it’s a PlayStation controller but I could be wrong...
D.va? Ok then I guess this is my life now. Ah Christ.
0 likesHer: I bet you'd come pretty close to beating this level
0 likesme: Of course I would, Who do you think programmed the thing
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@Cup Of Earl Grey Tea you get me
0 likesIsaac is disappointed in your actions
0 likesyour welcome
I want Earl grey tea now and I hate you
0 likesI HAVE NEVER CLICKED A VIDEO SO FAST
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D.Va? Check. Yandere? Check.
0 likesYou:“I’m not a stalker perse”
0 likesMe: I know your an observer (someone who is interested in someone and learns lots of things about that person)
Also the reason I know what an observer is is because I’m an observer middle school sucks but it’s the worst when you are able to figure anyone out within seconds of meeting them.
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You:”I wouldn’t peg you as a fighter”
0 likesMe: Seriously I’m literally paid at my school to beat up other kids bullies because of my aggressions and I’m terrifying when I’m mad😊
Wait if the room is closed and you know a ton about me then you would probably know that I have depression, anxiety, ADHD, and I’m claustrophobic.
0 likesI'm not much of a gamer, the best I could play are racing games whether it be fun and playful like Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing, or intense and epic like Need for Speed: Most Wanted. Anyone remember those games?
0 likes“Would you like to be friends”
3 likesOkay
“Or something more than friends”
You don’t mean best friends
We better be playing Undertale or else dva isnt a real Gamer
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@wearifulgold well said
0 likesThe best game for true gamers is definitely candy crush
0 likesminecraft for the real gamers
4 likes@watcher ofmemelords Megolovania starts playing
0 likesThis isn't undertale, at least not the first one, maybe a future episode of deltarune?
0 likesHer I’m going to get a snack. Me I’ll get it for you making the sandwich. Puts 20oz of poisin
0 likesNeat ❤️
0 likes"I'm very impressed by your gaming."
80 likes...bruh I'm silver at best.
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Im best bronze ever
0 likesI’m wood lol
0 likes@Audrey II's snack ha ha I’m GM in top 5 noob lolll
0 likesI’m hard stuck in gold. Help
Ruki at least you’re better than me, I’m pretty much bronze at best, in the long run most of the time I win because of a decent stroke of luck
0 likesI think she says this because I’m Bastion and she‘s trying not to make me be mad at her and start shooting at her
0 likesMe being In plat ✌️😔
0 likesI put my game on rookie even tho I play like All-Star
0 likesAnd im gavin
2 likesI'm the bronze king
4 likesBruh get good broo😜 jk
0 likesOnly 1:24 into the vid and i'm going to ask, Part 2?
0 likeswhy, Because it's a Kitti Minx video of course!
Kitti lowkey sounds like a girl at my university
0 likesIs it weird that I dont play overwatch but still watch this having no idea who she is
0 likesIs good but I really expected it to sound more like d va
0 likesHer: yep you're stuck in here with me
3 likesMe: breaks window well it's been nice talking to you I got to go home and eat dinner mom is probably worried sick over me bye
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the last Confederate I’ve seen enough video to know where that was going I also stole her gauze
0 likes@Jeremy Sorejian come on buddy at least I have a little bit of caution
0 likesjumps through a non broken window
0 likesEverything is pain but worth it
Trapped with D.Va? Hmm. I could handle that, although I'd love me some tea instead of soda. Oh, wait. I'm free to go? No, I think I'll stay if it's all the same to you.
1 likeHere's a challenge... What game is she playing?
14 likesIt's hard, single player only and requires a LOT of button pressing... So my guess is either Devil May Cry or Bayonetta.
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What about furi or cuphead?
0 likesYou forgott Darksouls with dodge rolling and light attacks
0 likesOr pretty much anything koei makes
1 likeOr level 3 of The Karate Kid for NES.
1 likeRoblox ROLF
3 likesN E R F T H I S
5 likesThis chaircher gorgeous just like you
0 likesD.Va for Guest Grumps!
0 likesPlz do a part 2 kitti
0 likesThat's not very cash money of you
2 likesAlso: why so cute
"Note to self: For now on Travel in the air. 🛩️"
5 likesI just played D.va yesterday. Wtf. 😂😓
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I used to main her
0 likes@Exentrixx Mind blown
0 likesWoah you played a very popular video game the day before happening upon a video based around that same very popular video game, on a site that has a plentiful abundance of content creators that base their entire channels around that same very popular video game?! Wow that's crazy!!
6 likesSee? I guess you played her right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5 likes"NOTE TO SELF: FOR NOW ON TRAVEL IN AIR, SO NO ONE EVER CATCHES ME AGAIN! 🛩️ 🚔 🚨 🕴️ 🚔"
4 likesCan someone tell me what the twist is? I keep falling asleep within 5 minutes.
4 likesHas anyone here thought of what it would be like if d.va was a yandere?
1 likeWait... The vid says she is yandere... RUN!!!!!!
Sees mech falling oh SH!T
“Dont borrow me while playing a game or eating”
0 likesso... never?
Never clicked so fast on a video before
0 likesI just realised something bacon hotline: 911 whats your emergency... me: some girl is in love with me. Bacon hotline: rub some bacon on it. Me: (~^-^~)
3 likesThe sound of a joystick
0 likesI didnt read the Yandere label ....
1 likeHelp me... i havent even hit gold i dont wanna die
Everybody: watching this because overwatch
1 likeMe: i play tf2 and im bored so ima watch this
I bet she's fighting Fume Knight Raime.
0 likesMe:Stuck?! You think this mere trick will stop mwa from escaping?
0 likesHer:Yep
Me:Fool...activating ability! She-
Her:soundproof, nice try
Me:agh...impo...my ultimate.......noooo!
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Flare Blazer runs and jumps through the window haha I love escape rooms
0 likesOw
By the way I PLEDGE TO NOT LEWD THE RACOON
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Is already too late
0 likesThe mighty Tirpitz yeah don’t lewd rocket trash panda
1 likeMay I get a Pledge not to Lewd the raccoon
2 likesMust protec racoon with life
3 likesS-sorry what was that? You kinda cut out all i heard was lewd raccoon
0 likesI protecc
3 likesWe must protec the racoon gurl
3 likesRising of the shield hero
1 likeSIR I WILL NOT LEWD THE RACOON SIR!!
1 likeThe H-Doujins would like to have a word with you, good sir 😂
0 likesIts already been lewd
1 likeHank Nichols best Han Solo voice I know
1 like@Sam Gafford its fun being weird
2 likesLmao. Y'all crazy bois!
1 like@Spartan 032 ok your good
1 like@AWACS Long Casterchannels inner happy from fairy tail...
1 likeAYE SIR!!!
@Auso you also SCREAM AYE SIR!!
0 likes@Spartan 032 SCREAM AYE SIR!! so I know you mean it
0 likesI could lewd but it's a big No No
2 likesRaphtalia is precious must protect the cute raccoon girl
1 like@Auso you either do not lewd the racoon way to pure for our world
1 likeHey man good for you
0 likesGreat job I need a job so I can donate
6 likesMMMMMMM DEM THIGHS!
5 likesYou got blood on my suit.
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This is scout, rainbows make me cry, over!
0 likesIt seems I burst into flames
0 likesOliver Queen No.
1 likeOliver Queen No
1 likeOliver Queen I'm afraid not.
1 likeOliver Queen I think not.
2 likesPerfect.
3 likesNice and cute video
4 likesReplies (1)
liked yo's
1 likeI don’t know if I should ask myself why am I here, or instead ask YOU why are YOU here.
0 likesthis is it chief
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CyP_Bulby 2512 then what is Sgt.?
0 likesThis aint it chief.
0 likesBattlefield Counterstrike and dude y call me a champ?
0 likesOh kay I get it Halo refrains so let me do 1 of my own. Cortana which way to the Cartographer
1 likeThis is not it marine
1 likeBattlefield Counterstrike why not hmm?
1 like@Snowy Plays it doesn't consern a champ like you
4 likesBattlefield Counterstrike who u talkin to
2 likesLove the Swedish song in the backround
0 likesEdit: the First one by the way
oh no, mom im on that side of the internet help
3 likesI am so royally NERFED!
3 likesI'VE GOT SOMEWHERE TO GO!
2 likesWhen is Tsuchi coming back ?
7 likesPretty advanced button mashing skills if I do say so myself
0 likesme says nothing yea that’s pretty interesting 😂😂😂
0 likesGod i wish i could eat some chips rn but i had my wisdom teeth taken out recently
0 likesReplies (1)
Zulema Alderete don't worry my wisdom teeth got taken out to
0 likesMe listening to the beat drop
0 likesI want to be tracer
1 likeHow to get out of this situation “up up down down left right left right B A”
3 likesIf you do want to leave
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Dylan06 you forgot start
0 likesWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!
1 likeMntn dew and doritos.....
SHE IS A TRUE GAMER!!!!🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮
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coolcat 158 true gamers play minecraft my friend
0 likesD.Va the DEVA am I right
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@Thomas . . . I think I lost some of my brain cells do you know a way where I can DEVAlope some replacements 😉
0 likesBottom line, I'm the crappy pun guy. Don't you try.
0 likes@Benji that pun sucked.
0 likesYou must be pretty.... DEVAstated
@Snowy Plays oh yeah yeah u right
0 likesBenji the Weeb maybe btw bad pun dude
0 likesD.Va is secretly the DEVAloper of Overwatch
0 likesPersona Of The People but thx for the correction
1 likeWell now this is interesting rig-set you've got here ma'am, but you might wanna make some adjustments in your private power grid for optimal power efficiency. 😒 (At least she's got the guts to admit what she did.)
1 like"If I really am stuck here, then good luck with all the cleaning you're going to be doing: there is gonna be a lot of it after I'm done with this place and I finally escape here! ☠️ ⚡⚠️ ☣️ 🚨 🚔 🕴️📟 🤖 💂 👹 😈"
2 likesI have no idea how I came across this video but apparently I watch it last night and feel asleep to it. I don't remember this at all. I never listen to asmr. How the fuck did I get to this?
0 likesD.va lookin thicc
0 likesI W A N A B E T R A C E R
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M A K E M E D I E A L R E A D Y
0 likesI M A L R E A D Y T R A C E R
0 likesLucio is going to be mad
6 likesSHE STOLE MY BUBBLEGUM
2 likesShrinks give me crazy pills
0 likesSo let me get this straight she drinks my favorite soda on this planet what is the play video games has a cute voice and his head over heels has the hots etc. for my psychotic ass sighn me the fuck up 😂😂😂
0 likes15:39 so always XD
18 likesTrapped in a closet with a hot gamer girl in a body suit? Don't mind if I do~ wait a minute she's jealous that I was hanging out with mercy? D.Va she's my doctor I only go to her when I'm injured chillllllllllll
0 likesLook man I just want some chips and guac
0 likesdon't mind pt.2
0 likesNeat
0 likesDo more
0 likesHow in the fuck did I get here!? I looked up MALE yandere ceo asmr😂😂😂😂
0 likesIf I’m stuck in here ima turn off your console if you don’t let me out and yeet your console out the window to get out and if that doesn’t work ima yeet the Mountain Dew on your tv
0 likesMa man, Some Junkrat main? No? We'll ok :(
0 likesWell this is unexpected but very much welcome
2 likesWhat's D.Va's opinion on pay2win?
0 likesAm i the only one who thinks this pick of D.Va is from a h doujin or artist?
0 likesHmmmm... lets see D.VA you are gamer ....
6 likeshave an awesome mech..
Fight well without the mech....
Are nice despite the odd welcome...
Heck yeah id go out with you
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Realises it's a fictional character 😢
0 likesSo either we are in the same room
3 likesOr we are in the situation where you are trying that hard where you are hitting buttons so hard it happens to ne louder than the game itself and the chat can hear them
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Lol
0 likesOk
0 likesfarther in to the video now
we are definitely in the same room
She sounds like joy from payday 2
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@jawjie yeah lmao someone please make a payday 2 asmr
0 likesdoesnt she?
0 likesIm guessing your favorite character Now?
0 likesShe almost got the pewdiepie ears
0 likesIs..is there a bathroom in there?
0 likesMinx where's the jessica rabbit roleplay? :)
5 likesWhat is the song at 9:14 ?
0 likesWait wouldn’t the locks be on the inside
0 likeswhat did i click on but to be honest if she liked you everyone would say yes and after that it wouldnt be a 12 + game and jump up to 18
0 likesSounds like game controller
0 likesI can Accauly tell witch buttons she is pressing and the type of controller possibly
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Maybe original or 360. I own a XB1, but don’t recall them being that clicky
0 likesBtw the controller is Xbox dont know witch one I never touched the new one
1 likeWait is that a korean i see grabs russian disguise it wont suspect im american now!
0 likesOhh, It's Not Locked . Okay bye
0 likesBout to head out
I really hope that's just a .mp3 of button mashing. Even if it is, I feel bad for that controller.
0 likesD.VA if that's really you ( I hope its you) and I love you a lot and I love overwatch I only play D.VA because i like you and I dont think your a stalker I love you and I was talking to a blond girl and ill stop ok and I don't care if I'm stuck with you I want to stay with you all the way and thx for the all complements and I want to be your friends but I want to be more than friends and I really like you, and I LOVE YOU too and I think im falling for you too and I will never leave you and I want to say that I'm always here for you and you can tell me anything you want and ill make sure not to bother you when your playing your games or even your snacks :) and ill will mever leave your side and ill play games with you till the end ( not any thing wired like that or anything)
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Dimitri Mcdonald dva is a fictional character and that’s not her voice actor
0 likesWhat’s the song at 11:42
0 likesIf you really know all about me, then you exactly how much danger you are in!
1 likeYes, I am master of games! I have skill! But also E rank luck, and cannot summon any good servant😞
0 likesI like this be part 2
0 likesActually, I'm more of a Tracer fan.
0 likesI need healing
1 likeReplies (1)
I need healing
0 likesLook out!
10 likesSHES UNDER AGE!
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This is false
0 likesInteresting. I'm going to be 18 in June. Maybe.......
0 likesShes 19 tho
1 likeFBI OPEN UP
0 likes@Boomerang its okay mate
1 likeThanks for the warnin man
1 like(Why do I do this to myself humiliating myself every where I go)
Well i'm younger than her
2 likesBoys false alarm she s 19
2 likesSuprise im the same age as her so im safe sucker
3 likesShut up clock in and load up it’s go time ladies
0 likesalguien habla español? :v
1 likeHAHA, JOKES ON YOU I BROUGHT HALO AND C.O.D!
0 likesdo Mia next
0 likesIm a genji main
1 likeIf you like me then why are you HURTING MEEEEEE?!?! And don't say "you hurt the ones you love" cause that is just bullcrap! more then friend? Oh God I'm going to die here. Wait I can go? I was never trapped here?! I really hate...that wasn't.... I'll be right back. Walks out door, faint screaming of anger outside of door. Okay I'm back. I'll stay cause I'm a forgivable person and you didn't try anything and I feel like plays some games so yeah I'll stay but you owe me.
0 likesFirst time hearing the intro😨
0 likesWhats 2nd the song? It sounds really familiar
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so Ive figured it out years later. it is Frontier by Doctor Vox
0 likesIs this easy mode?
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Pede pra nerfar Noob.
0 likes@Vth it not IT H-A-R-D MODE IT HING NOON
0 likesI GIANT GORRILA! WHAT THE FUCKKKK
0 likesZapperzac for me irl it’s survival
0 likes@alotosius I am in grand masta
0 likesI'm number 1!
1 likeStop.
0 likesNo.
0 likessigh AFK...
1 likeNo Parrisha you just keep letting the beast deal with your problems.
0 likesL.O.L hehe
1 likeOhhhhh
1 likeI just got r/wooshed
oof
@The Evil Gentleman haha, its a quote of hers from Heroes of the Storm.
2 likesZapperzac I wish it was
0 likesNo it's Sicko Mode
4 likesliked yo's
1 like@alotosius I don't even play competitive anymore
3 likesAre you bronze league?
2 likesNERF THIS
1 likeLmao whyyyy
I wanna eat chips now... Fuq
0 likesWhere we droppin bois?
3 likesReplies (1)
At tilted xD
0 likesI can hear the xbox in your controller. I've played to many games. I need to go see a therapist now.
0 likesIs that dota by bass hunter super speed up?
0 likes👍👍👍😎😎😎😎❤❤❤
8 likesReplies (1)
liked yo's
1 likeWelcome to Busan.
12 likesHere ur actually junkrat lmao
0 likesShe’s play GTA you can tell because she’s spamming x or she might be playing minecraft
0 likesDeadass what's the background music called?
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Ram ranch
0 likesNever gonna give you up by Rick Astley
0 likeseli Wilks DankRude - MemeStorm
0 likesOne sounds like a cover of pretty rave girl
0 likesdarude sandstorm
3 likesHobotist second song name plox
0 likesJeli Alt wow very helpful not like they have around 582 videos
0 likesJeli Alt your a God thanks
0 likesPersona Of The People k thanks I’ve been seeing
0 likesthis kind of stuffa lot and this helps soo much thx againPersona Of The People dude how do u do more than just Bold and normal text effects please tell me
0 likes1. Which?/what time is it at
8 likes2. 11:36 is Heroes tonight NCS most of the song in the video are from NCS so look it up
Michael Amicay y u saying “liked yo’s
6 likesliked yo's
3 likesI had an idea for an asmr video
0 likesElephant girl
Well at least somebody loves me
0 likesReplies (1)
XxGetNoticedxX I feel like that sometimes
0 likes1 Lensko - Let's Go
0 likesOy! Help me list the songs please!
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Doctor Vox - Frontier
0 likesI need healing?
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Mada Mada
0 likesMADA MADA
0 likesMasa Mada
0 likesNick Castell your fine
0 likesPart 2
0 likes😍😍😍😍😍
5 likesReplies (1)
liked yo's
1 likeAm I crazy or is that an xbox controller I hear?
0 likesThe button smashing and joystick hitting its border rim sounds way to similar to my xbox controller
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Same I was playing Xbox right now and I was like damn that sound sounds like my controller xD
0 likesNERF THIS
0 likesI can't stand watching.. I'll just make very annoying back seat gaming comments until I'm free, get tasty food, or you hand me the damn controller.
14 likesHer:oh you wanna stay.
0 likesMe: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT STAYING F*****
My feelings are the same I love you D.va so will you please Marry Me you are so beautiful and so sweet D.va, I'm all yours I wouldn't want to be trapped in a room with any other girl I love you D.va
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RadicalRobin 66 i hope you’re joking
0 likes11:48 name of song
0 likesChilldere
4 likesHonestly I would just play with her with the games but I would just tell her ill give her my passion but she doesent need to at lease capture me but I'm a boy so she give me the controller but I would be kind of scared what she would do if I just try to escape but ill just stay cause f$@k my life
0 likesWheres mah mountin dieew?!
0 likesRip me ima die in here
1 likeNinja in the room
0 likesIs there a link to this picture lol
0 likesI love emelia
0 likesIs this easy mode?
0 likesPart 2
0 likesI asked every second WHAT GAME
0 likesReplies (1)
also in my opinion zebra cakes and cream soda is better.
0 likesNERF THIS!
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xD
0 likesNerfs it
0 likesLegit
0 likesWhat is the deal with yandere being so popular
I don't get it
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It's really very simple, lonely guys enjoy somebody being obsessed with them. The sheer number of people who like it should say something.
1 likeEnters comment section 1 comment i see is "she s hunderage!!" Fook this im out boys
0 likesI'M A DVA MAIN AND I DISSAPROVE!!! SHE IS NOT ANY TYPE OF YANDERE AT ALL!
1 likeReplies (2)
@Melty Vampire sorry i get triggered easily
0 likesDon't worry. Near the end she reveals the yandere part was a joke.
1 likeSeduce me
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@Vault Boi "slaps" seduce me
1 like@Jetstream Attano no u
1 like"Your the most beautiful person Ive ever seen"
0 likesHey there hot stuff... I have a bucket of chicken-
0 likesExcellent No
0 likesbackgroung music at 3:51?
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@Kowalski idk either im lookin and Ill keep ya updated if I find it
0 likesit sounds familiar to me
background*
0 likesIs there a lewd on Patron?
0 likesI know more about you starts ruining
0 likesWhere you PS4 save money for ps5
0 likesWtf is she playing all I hear is jump and run
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Dark Souls
0 likesOh you do huh so you know how I like to turn off people’s consoles
0 likesbUT wHY?
0 likesim bi
0 likesThe fuck have i stumbled upon
1 likeYippee
0 likesNerf this
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I wanna be genji
0 likesYou’re right so Winston
0 likesDon't mind if I do
0 likesPlay shark puppet scream
0 likes
0 likesripyes you are right I’m not going back because you guys have to do it so you don’t know if I can do that or do something else to you get back together or not I don’t know how you feel about me but I’ll do be good I don’t know how you feel about it I just wanted you know what to doo I like to you do I do you know how you feel about it and it was like you know what I mean you know it’s gonna you like me I don’t want you I want you and you want me you know what I’m going through and you know it’s what you want me and you want to me I gotta is that you love you I don’t know how you feel like I gotta is that you like guys you don’t know how to you feel sorry you are not doing anything you want me anything I wanna is that I love ya you don’t have any money I want you I know I don’t know how you feel like I gotta is that you want me anything I wanna you know I love ya you don’t have anything you wanna I don’t know how you feel like you know it’s gonna you know it’s not that I don’t know how you feel about me anything I just want you know what you mean and you want to me I gotta is that you love me and you don’t have anything you wanna I don’t know how to you get it and it was like a bitch I was like you know it’s not gonna you know it’s what I want to you know I don’t want to do you have you guys do you have to go stop go over to your mom because you want me anything you want me anything I just want you know what you mean and I do love ya I know I gotta is that you want me anything you want to me I gotta was like you were going back and you have a good friend and day thank you for coming to my ted talk.
0 likesWhat😭
0 likesUm sir ima beast in only fortnite any other game I’m trash at
0 likesOh boy here come the toxic overwatch players and all the lewd loving weaboos
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I like how I say that yet my ass still liked the video😂
0 likesTrue
0 likesSomething for everyone.
1 likeIm... ALREADY..... TRACEEEERRRR
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morphs into turret beep boop (okay)
0 likesXbox controller?
0 likesReplies (1)
Ouya controllers are very clicky too including the buttons on the Shield controllers
0 likesD.Va is not a yandere
0 likes4 words gamer girl pee pee poo poo pooopoopopppopooooo
0 likesThis is false. Dva is a StarCraft player. Which is exclusively a PC game. The controller sounds are a LIE.
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Wiki plugs controller into computer okay so your point
0 likesWell, there’s Starcraft 64
0 likesCant u connect controler to pc tho lol
0 likesEdit: read your last post
Guys I was just making a bad joke.
0 likesFrom the controller sounds and description (Hard single player game which is separated into levels) I guessed she was playing either Bayonetta or DMC...
0 likesnot 100% true there is one starcraft game on N64
3 likesThere is the emote where she streams a game from her MEKA that uses a controller
1 likeMaybe D.Va is so good at the game she controls the mouse with analog sticks and the A button is a click Kappa
1 likeNot in this universe
0 likesThat is a lie
0 likesdear everyone I know,
0 likesplease do not look through my YouTube feed.
thanks,
My Dumb Ass
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
8 likesWhat's with human creatures and video games I do not compute with this is waste of time going bounty-hunting is more fun explain yourself creature with headphones on head
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Boba Fett is doing fine he's just doing what he does best even though we hate each other but I respect them and I always wish him luck and we hope we don't bump into each other and kill each other same time
0 likesig-88, how's Boba doing?
0 likesBounty Hunter mercenary it's the same thing if it gets me to action in combat it wouldn't matter to me
0 likesWTFrick to you mean bounty hunter
0 likesI cannot return to Jabba's Palace no more and my ship is fine and I have enough credits the last me about 5 years cuz the plus side job is dead if anybody remembers that so I put my services as a mercenary
0 likesig-88 the Bounty Hunter hopefully you find employment soon... how is your ship right now? Also I hope you have earned enough credits throughout the years... Have you talked to Jaba yet or he has no jobs/bounties for you?
0 likesBut Zero The Hut is dead so I'm unemployed right now
0 likesig-88 the Bounty Hunter hopefully your in a nice ship that is clean and you have good WiFi ya know? I bet that’s not a problem for you. However I’m sure there are good bounties out there... try talking to Jaba The Hutt... I’m pretty sure he has missions for you... considering you worked for Zero The Hutt... I’m sure Jaba will find your skills useful.
0 likesSince you contact me I'll be one of your subscribers so I am ig-88 at your service
1 likeI am trying to gather information about this ASMR and there wasn't good bounties out there so I just stay here in ship and just watch you humans do what you do
1 likeig-88 the Bounty Hunter what is a bounty hunter like yourself doing on this side of the galaxy/YouTube? Shouldn’t you be bounty hunting and killing people for fun right about now?
0 likesGoodbye
0 likesWtf is that
0 likesStalker much
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@Jeremy Sorejian I know
0 likesThe Dude no you’re picture
0 likes@Jeremy Sorejian Dva is now stalker
0 likesWa
0 likesAnd i'm the 666th who liked.
0 likesUhh?
0 likesOh yeah yeah
3 likesI'M NUMBER ONE
0 likesYou think you're good at games? Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! You aren't good if you play modern games. They are too easy. Classic games like from the NES, SNES, or SEGA Genesis.
0 likes*gaming with dva and kissing cuddling fell in love with her and made love to her and got her pregnant*marry me
1 likecan i kill myself now?
1 likeMY INNER LESBO CAME OUT! IM GAY FOR D.VA ITS OFFICIAL!😍
3 likesI didn't know how I come here, I'm seeing videos of Dylantero fome qliao pongan Twice.
0 likesAlso the thumbnail looks like D.VA has 2 sets of tits
0 likesD.va: sometimes I like to go the extra mile~❤️
0 likesMe: https://youtu.be/GAsUVbQHees.
This would be fine for me if she was sitting on my lap
0 likesSo Dva one question. and please answer honestly.
4 likesDO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY, DO I GET YOU RANDY YEAH!!!
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Calm down agent powers
2 likesiM ALrEaDy T R A C E R
0 likesAre you constantly pressing A or X to get out of a bad situation?
302 likesim going to like every one of you guys... so repay me with a like too.
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More like B or circle because Dark Souls
0 likesLike
1 likeI thought x was to teabag
0 likesWho’s raiding Area 51
0 likesNah, more like B
0 likesK I guess
0 likesNah b
0 likesPress X to Doubt.
2 likes@Nighttron I completely forgot about unturned. Miss that game.
2 likesthis is my company YO'S NOW GO GET ME/US SOME "YO'S" AND ILL REPAY YOU YO'S
1 likeyour still doing this yo?
1 like@MikeMotion20 no i do it now i am ur successer
1 likeThere is a lot of doubt going on
2 likesI meant like shootin games type thing. like doing the bunny hop ya know yo?
2 likesYes I'm pressing A ans X to kill 4 peoples with my dragonfang on unturned
3 likesuuh fuck no. its what I do yo
2 likes@FanserviceMuch ye like yo's
1 likeIs this "like yo's" a runnin' meme now?
3 likesLike yo's
5 likes