This website needs to die, it just has to but as long as there arent any competitors and YT still owns a monopoly on video streaming that wont happen. Im sick of this site and I dont want to end up watching cable tv bullshit on my phone.


You gonna do one on Disney-Fox drama wherher it passes or not?


The spiral in the corner is hypnotizing.


Oh god not the mainstream trying to suck the life out of the internet.  Kill me.


♫ Because youtube is, where the NEWS is. EH EH-EH, EH, EH, EHHH♫


YouTube surprisingly kept shoving this video down my throat. (Not that I’m complaining)


You should do all your videos with this tone of voice


The only news i trust is the 2 anchorman movie with tim burgundy


As long as YouTube doesn't put thier dumb news in my front page I'm fine.

That or can I have my countries news that isn't baised at all???

They have to give it a tab like trending so I can ignore it right?

As long as YouTube doesn't put thier dumb news in my front page I'm fine.

*That or can I have my countries news that isn't baised at all???*

They have to give it a tab like trending so I can ignore it right?


Love that simpsons hit and run music at the beginning


You're not my favorite youtuber.

But you're damn well close...


EmpLemon, I dont think you understand that YouTube's core audience is NOT made up of people who subscribe to channels like yours or PewDiePie's or even Jake Paul's. I can guarantee that the majority of YouTube's views come from embedded videos in social media websites, people who leave autoplay on and watch music, and people who watch compilations of mainstream shows on autoplay.

Me, an avid YouTube user will probably watch like 15 videos a day or more, worth maybe an hour or two of video a day. That doesn't even compare to the family who opens the YouTube app on their TV and falls asleep on their 20th video of American Idol compilations. And then autoplay plays nearly 100 more videos overnight, each one peppered with midroll ads.

The core YouTube audience don't have YouTube accounts. They don't care about content creators. They see us as savage millenials off the path of God. We are the vocal minority of the platform, and practically irrelevant.

We should definitely keep complaining but we should understand the scope of the decisions being made. Nearly everything YouTube has done has been sensible from a business perspective, making it easier to base everything around autoplay and let you blank out to "family friendly" content. It's corporate and soulless but it's our reality and we need to understand the thought process behind it before we hate on it.


What happened to Poland in 1939 needs to happen to that polish CEO


Emp sounded extremely depressed this video.


Funny, I don't really think I've seen much Fox News content on Youtube. Could just be me. I probably just haven't been paying attention.

I’ve seen some, but yeah, it’s mostly CBC and BBC and other channels like that


I'll be honest I prefer your scripted commentary vs your unscripted commentary. Thanks for experimenting though.


Never would I thought I'd see the my favorite youtuber reference another one of my favorite youtubers (Stuart K Riley), holy H E C K


How is the earth flat, when my life is in a constant downward spiral


This downward spiral is only speeding up the closer we get to the center.


Someone should make an EmpLemon edit at 4:24


That description of the Kakistan flag was so cringe and funny at the same time


YouTube news is the worst thing since IHOb.


Wait, Susan W became YT CEO in 2014... Apple released Mac OS Yosemite in the same year... IF WE USE El Capitan or Sierra instead of it! Come on Mac users, switch to mavericks or El Capitan! Then good ol W will resign!


I thought it was electro magnetic pulse lemon


You can't beat you're meat if you are vegan

Vegans don't beat their meat...<br>They ravage their cabbage

Vegans don't beat their meat...
They ravage their cabbage


EmpLemon but every time he says Youtube, its replaced with two more cringe worthy comments


Upvoting for Don Henley's " Dirty Laundry " being played.


Also i guess the addpocalypse was no big deal since youtube has 25M $


1:25 giving me veitman flash backs to hit and run


YouTube just let the fox in the hen house and gave it a shotgun.


My my I'd love to have some of those Scrercs!


Who watches mainstream news anymore but normies?


This is more of a result of TV's slow, agonizing demise in the grand scheme of things. With our generation (and the one following us) abandoning television programming in droves, companies are getting desperate. Seriously, the rare occasion I watch satellite it's 5 minutes of actual show vs 10 minutes of fucking commercials. So now they're going to the option of FORCEFULLY getting in our faces to try and remain relevant before all the baby boomers are gone.


"Trump gets two scoops of ice cream! Terrible! I can't believe that guy!" Wait who would watch that anyway, that's just a slow-news-day news report with a "classically youtube" clickbait title.


I want more UNSCRIPTED COMMENTARY VIDEOS!!!😃😆


YouTube became like nick,  more corporate. They are only interested in what sells rather than what could be objectively defined by the masses as good. YouTube's spongebob is shit like the Logans and then they make dumb decisions to promote it


Anyone else ever wonder how Youtube can spend 25 million on anything when they consistently operate at a massive loss?

Protip: Jews


I liked the non scripted vid didnt even fell like it was unscripted


D  O  W  N  W  A  R  D  S    S  P  I  R  A  L

D  O  W  N  W  A  R  D  S    S  P  I  R  A  L

MILFSHAKE this meme is never going to die!


O hi there mr commentary man I see the downward spiral is still in full effect


5:47 a pathetic attempt at trying to appease normies


I peed and shidded and farded on the floor

Shuckable now everyone walk the dinosaur


looks like drama alert got some competition


emplemon makes vid about news stations youtube im gona ruin this mans whole career >:3


Watching this gives me the reasons why PewDiePie says pew news is the most trusted


Emp, your voice sounds really burnt out, and tired... are you alright? As a viewer who genuinly cares I ask that.


The fact that I didn't get a red dot telling me that this video was uploaded says something.


I actually got the thumbnail thing. It's actually pretty nice


They should have gave more trusted news channels the 25 million. Aka Youtube poop news, drama alert and pew news.


SHH! YOUTUBE SHUT UP! EmpLemon released a video!


Blinded by the light, wrapped up in s swamp, another ogre in the night.


My lips are sour from drinking your truths


third time ive heard simpsons hit and run soundtrack on this channel, good taste.

RAVIOLIEO THE DISGUSTING SUPERMARKET DESTROYER


Her second name is pronounced V-oi-ch-ee-ckee apparently.


Blaine Better have a fucking license. The mere possession  of an opinion can topple my own certified, 100% objective opinion.


i like how emp poops his voice after recording


I only get my news from Emp. Etika is another story.


Someone better clip that "The News" segment.


It's been several months and youtube is only just now recommending this to me. i've never seen this video before, i'm subbed, with the bell. Idk what's goin on


CNN is Fox News for Liberals and Fox News is CNN for Conservatives. When it comes to politics, no one wins.

Hector⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻


Honestly, this video feels scripted because it doesn't have pauses or stuttering.


This wasn't in my subscription box, you mighta got censored again


Every day. Emplemon goes further down the rabbit hole.........

ImmaLittlePip I never really watched him, so how did he overdo it?

Marcus
The red pill is strong
But hope he doesn't over do it like Jontron did


Well shit, what's next, News simulator 2020 on steam for just 5 easy payments of $19.99?


Well I just removed the trending and home tabs from my YouTube app so it won’t be my problem :D


If only someone higher up at YouTube could see and understand this


Want news, and absolute cancerous channels out of your feed? The get the Video Blocker add-on for Chrome, and at least feel like YouTube is a better place.


I swear you’re the Nostradamus of YouTube


Ayy Lmao <br>Limited stated and blacklisted


In my recommend from THIS video: 2 Fox news and 1 nbc video. It's begun


1 fucking word to explain this all :

M O N E Y

1 fucking word to explain this all :

*M O N E Y*


Any opinions on Pewdiepie? His meme reviews are pretty much spoiling memes, like, in BTM levels of cutting meme lifespans short.

 I do like Felix as a person, but I can't stand how many memes he has spoiled already.


Great video, but I prefer scripts for videos like this.


0:26 "SUMMER TIME AND THE LIVIN'S EASY, ROSS IS ON THE MICROPHONE WITH MY MC"


They're just spitting in our faces because we're ants.


Nice use of Don Hewlett's Dirty Laundry.


This isn't showing up in my sub feed. I only can see it because of the notification.


At this point im gonna assainate her...and make emp lemon the new ceo he knows what to do to make youtube like the good old times


lemon is a bit too quiet in this video

im concerned


Stone Cold Steve Austin has sold his soul.


You should run for president(for real tough)(pls)


Ik you're not Justin Y, not that I'm saying that you're trying to trick people, since you have a different name, I'm just putting that out of the way.

Anyways, that was a good one. Genuinely gave me a chuckle

Ik you're not Justin Y, not that I'm saying that you're _trying_ to trick people, since you have a different name, I'm just putting that out of the way.

Anyways, that was a good one. Genuinely gave me a chuckle


I don’t know what side of the spectrum NBC and ABC are on


How did you manage to not get demonetized holy shit


They probably couldn't stop the deal now even if they wanted to. Might as well keep sucking up for brownie points.


I love that EmperorEddy right there, anyone know the source for it?


The Pope yes, it is bad, (makes hand gesture) "SEND THIS ONE OFF TO THE GULAG, SO HE CAN LEARN HOW TO PRAISE THE MUGHTY STALIN, MAKE SURE HE IS WITH COUNT DANKULA AND PEWDIEPIE"

Is it bad whenever I see "The New York Times" I read "The Jew York Times"


I say we take to the news networks YouTube page as well as some others and dislike their videos and comment our thoughts


Hey Emplemon. You seem to have a downward spiral in your video. You should probably take care of that.


Josh Peck is the only journalist I trust.


I hate talking heads as much as the next guy, but YouTubers rarely cover political topics, they just talk about pop culture and drama B.S.

Otherwise, YouTubers who DO cover political topics happen to be far more biased than actual news networks.

So where is the compromise here? I love the video, and you're totally right, but I don't hear a solution. A l l y o u e v e r d o i s c o m p l a i n

I hate talking heads as much as the next guy, but YouTubers rarely cover political topics, they just talk about pop culture and drama B.S.

Otherwise, YouTubers who DO cover political topics happen to be far more biased than actual news networks.

So where is the compromise here? I love the video, and you're totally right, but I don't hear a solution. A l l *y* *o* *u* e v e r *d* *o* i s *c* *o* *m* *p* *l* *a* *i* *n*

I thought Remain In Light was a pretty steady album tbh

I think the main difference here is that YouTubers who tend to be biased in their worldview are pretty upfront with the very fact that they are biased, so there is refreshing honesty in that... you know what you're getting from whom.

The MSM at large will do segments and thinkpieces that are clearly biased, while claiming to be objective arbiters of truth (a perfect example being CNN on air telling viewers that it is illegal to look at Wikileaks, but it is different for them because they report on it).


Man, that stone cold and Vince bit was a throwback.


I WAS NOT NOTIFIED OF THIS VID EMPLEMON PLS HELP


Do: CAPTIAN, LOOOK! For minute memes

(Or wario calls people)


I'm betting youtube will only have 100000 users as soon as this comes up and buzzfeed worth it videos gets more prominent.


The Onion is the most legit News... Thingy


Hey Emp, what do you think of the new "Momo" meme?


Hey EmpLem, why not make a video about the Simpson's D O W N W A R D S P I R A L?


>one of the best fucking channels and one of the best videos
>100k views now.

God I love YouTube.


A hacker group known as <b>4 C H A N</b>


Ooh nice. Love unscripted commentaries.

And Simpsons Hit and Run Music. Here are all the tracks for your convenience: https://donutteam.com/forum/topic/183/


news media more like noose media am i right gamers?


e gg and I wish I could go to the store so I could eat some <b>BEAN</b>

e gg and I wish I could go to the store so I could eat some *BEAN*


0:27 ah yes, Doin' Time - Sublime

Catchy track, that one.


that doom cover in the bottom left is great


We got leafy was here now we need skydidminecraft. Please! I love your YouTube geographic series


Who can forget about legendary custom thumbnails like FIRST TIME JIZZING?


Haha if only we knew just how bad it would get. Losing a game of bball to Ted Cruz really seems to have radicalized little Jimmy.


THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT, IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT


...and the need for a successful competitor could not be greater.


Now the Incredibles 2 is out you need to do the UNincredibles series again.


Okay, just for the record, we still all agree that the news is important right? Yes, if the source is bad, then we shouldn't get news from them, but news itself is important to making sure that the world is connected. There really needs to be a point where we just suck it up and say "News may not be interesting, but it is still important to the functioning of the world, so we'll at least try to stay informed." This video seems to be anti-news. Youtubers can't cover everything that happens in the world, which is why corporations that CAN do that exist. I understand if you don't prefer corporations, but to say that "No one cares about the news" and act like that's completely fine is wrong. The belief that we can just brush off things that we don't like has become WAY too popular, and I think that's a side affect of the internet itself. Let's just remember that we can't have EVERYTHING we want.

Also I think scripted or unscripted, the best part of your videos is always the edits like 2:53, 3:34, 5:46, so as long as those stay I'll watch either kind of video. :)

The idea that you can find unbiased info on social media and the internet is laughable. Have you not been paying any attention to what these new forms of information have been doing to our brains? This fake news nonsense started because there was a PREDICTION (aka a estimated guess) that one president was going to win and the other one did. I want you let that sink in. You're addressing a problem that DOESN'T exist. Journalists (like scientists and many other professions) already watch over each other's work and there is NEVER a time when there is only one source of news. There's leagues of journalists out there all over the world, leagues of fact checkers, historians, scientists, lawyers, etc, keeping each other as honest as possible AND with expertise to back it up. They existed well before the internet existed. We do NOT need pedestrians acting like they're an authority to news.<br>This "fake news"  moniker is the internet's fault. It's a culture bubble problem, not a journalistic one. CNN sucks. Fox News is an embarrassment. The 24/7 news cycle makes no sense. So...Find. Other. Forms. Of. Legitimate. News. There are many.

The idea that you can find unbiased info on social media and the internet is laughable. Have you not been paying any attention to what these new forms of information have been doing to our brains? This fake news nonsense started because there was a PREDICTION (aka a estimated guess) that one president was going to win and the other one did. I want you let that sink in. You're addressing a problem that DOESN'T exist. Journalists (like scientists and many other professions) already watch over each other's work and there is NEVER a time when there is only one source of news. There's leagues of journalists out there all over the world, leagues of fact checkers, historians, scientists, lawyers, etc, keeping each other as honest as possible AND with expertise to back it up. They existed well before the internet existed. We do NOT need pedestrians acting like they're an authority to news.
This "fake news"  moniker is the internet's fault. It's a culture bubble problem, not a journalistic one. CNN sucks. Fox News is an embarrassment. The 24/7 news cycle makes no sense. So...Find. Other. Forms. Of. Legitimate. News. There are many.

I think he means that we as several younger generations don't care for obviously biased news sources that try to tell us they are objective, unbiased, and right for us when they heavily report for older people and heavily sanitize what they report to fit their agenda. Yes, the news is important, but if every major news source is slanted one way or another it doesn't matter that they have more research capacity, they are stuffing you full of "fake news", though in reality the saying should be "made news", as they made it into something other than the original. As to what we can do, is look up on the internet and find alternate sources, whether from a YouTube personality or an international source, who will most likely still be slanted but more honest or in a way that affects you less since they aren't trying to get you on their side by brainwashing you as our media outlets are.


Honestly I prefer scripted commentaries, but I can still enjoy unscripted ones.


5:47 Put in a fucking disclaimer, man. I threw up in my mouth for god sakes


i had neasol rating in my house growing up .... The number are not accurate !


Wtf? This wasn't in my reccomended tab, despite you being one of my main reccomended when you upload. The only reason I even knew this existed was because I got a random subscription email.


Philip deFranco can’t be put in the same list as Scarce and Drama Alert, Philip covers actual news while scarce and keem cover drama


Y'all ever just subscribe just to not get videos in the feed?

Im lovin' it


Glad to hear the classical music on some of your videos. To be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ to----- jk :D


Oh shit... It's gonna be the 'Preferred' monetisation status all over again innit?


Can you do a YouTube geographic on GradeAUnderA lemon in the same style that you did with Leafy?


“YouTube is dangerous for children.” No shit, there’s a reason why you had to be 13 to create an account before the whole COPPA bullshit.

[89thAH] ArmA III:Optre Shenaniganus Maximus

Fun fact: YouTube kids is actually illegal


5:29 how fucking dare you say kekistan is fictional.


Friend i hope your doing well, fried dory tho


I'm more mad that you can't skip straight to places in mobile videos now


Yes yes amazing video now interact with your fans on discord<br>Please?

Yes yes amazing video now interact with your fans on discord
Please?


Well rather than latest icon on my cable YouTube I got news to replace that icon so......


>Barely over 10 mins
>lower quality effort
Is this the true downward spiral?


Again this is yet another case of YouTube turning into Tvtube instead


I don’t want to have news about fucking 50 people getting gunned down in my recommended. I want to see things like “Mr. Beat donates 50,000 dollars to Ninja for cancer research” that shit is just depressing


This video is being recommended to me exactly 1 year later...


It's like I smell the sweaty merchant hands


This right here. This is why we're losing the dislike bar.


You cite Phillip deFranco as independent, and use an ancient clip of a man who no longer has an affiliation with the network, to talk them down. Are you sure you are as aware as you think you are?


can you please do a YouTube geographic on Kony2012?


Drama Alert > CNN

At least one is not fake news.


Youtube is gouing to hell, But i am pretty sure we didn't have all these problems in yt 2014,so why doesnt youtube reset the algorithms and guidelines to the old ones?
It would fix the monetisation,the the weird algorithm for home and trending(we should just get rid of trending) and the thumbnail and subfeed problems.

Really,cant youtube just load an old version of the site and leave it?


A bit random, but are you ever gonna make a YTP anymore?


"oi! you gotta a licence for that preference?"

wait, the news station or the porn search term?

didn't they just take fire for claiming video games cause violence

Aren’t they government funded? If so, don’t dare trust em.

Vsauce 7 They’re just British CNN. Just as bad, if not worse at times. Fake news

I guess you're talking about TV licenses, they have a website like all the other news channels.

4Head You must be talking about a different BBC.

They're as bad as CNN only difference is Brits have to pay for their fake news

4Head they do other things that make them lower that both Fox and CNN.

At least they can talk about Trump without either Praising him as the next jesus or treating him like a cartoon villain.

BBC lol? They're basically the British version of CNN.


No one else may of noticed but i saw the 2 scoops at 3:51

Rip piana man


Make the meme 2 minute drill for June. Or has Minute memes died?


Why isnt anyone asking the real questions like who is this 4chan


I'm going to not care, we should all do that, and pretend it's not happening.


Love the steamed hams skinner in the background


Ted cruz beat kimmel because he knew his zodiac


You showed a tweet from Ryan Malis. He's pretty cool.


Got a YouTube Music ad on this video, so it seems YouTube liked it


Yep, just had those channels pop up as a recommendation


Lego Star Wars custom character, I know this gon' be great


At least most people won't pay any attention to these embarrassments of mainstream media.


The only thing I use these news corporations is for seeing if school is cancelled for the half a centimeter of snow outside.

Or a shooting

Funny story, Last year, when I was in 8th grade, The whole school went on lockdown. The High School and Middle School are right next to each other, so we were both at the same "risk." Well it turns out that someone at the HS brought an unloaded gun, so we went on lockdown for an hour, and then we got out of school 30 minutes early.


Can't wait until all these youtubers get fed up with all of YouTube's bullshit and start a civil war


Hey emp can you release that song at 4 minutes as a standalone?


You do know that the original song dirty laundry by don Henley isnt even on YouTube.


You think this'll get age restricted like the January L.Paul video?


Is that music from The Simpsons Hit&Run? You're patrician AF, EmpLem


EYYYYY Emp thanks for using my Fan art I appreciate it


Good news!!! I just saw an ad on this video


When I see a video I don't want to watch, I hover my cursor above the thumbnail and click the three dots that appear. Choosing "Not Interested."


wow shocker youtube is in the same bed as corporate media.


can i buy that sega mega drive game: MEME THEORY


Oh why did the wii news channel have to go!


i may sound dumb but what can we do about this?


Hey, EmpLemon, I’m not sure if you respond to comments that often and I also know this may be unrelated to the video itself, but I want to know your opinion. What do you think of Animeme? I know you have strong feelings about memes in general, so I wanted to know what you thought about them. If you don’t know about the channel itself, it’s a channel that animates memes. It used to do a lot of old ones, more specifically stuff from 2012, but it’s recently been doing videos about the newest memes as well.


Hmm.. That's weird. I didn't see this in my subscription box... YouTube, your fly is down.


I better be seeing The uncredibles 2 emp


Jesus this pretty damn grim EmpLemon, we're truly fucked


Youtube hasn't been suggesting your video's!!! even though i watch a fuck ton of them, and I am subbed... Halp


Maybe they should give those 25M$ to all the content creators they've FUCKED over throughout the years


Nine Inch Nails.<br>You sir, have great taste

Nine Inch Nails.
You sir, have great taste


Thank god for IGTV. Too bad they want that shit vetical, tho.


Hey Emp,  we all know you a marvelous editor but do you think you could best Sinn3d_tragedy at editing skill? I know you don’t make ytps anymore but it’s be cool if you could edit like he did ( I say did because he hasn’t uploaded in a year last time I checked)


This didn't come in my sub box. YouTube did it again.


2033 Rewind has, News and Movie stars! LMAO


The only reason i watch the news now is for the fucking weather.

And that is probably all lies.


Where's Emplemon's Bummer Summer Vol. 2?


It wasn't always like this<br>It wasn't always this bad

It wasn't always like this
It wasn't always this bad


KICK SUSAN DOWN! SHE'S WORKING AGAINST US!


It seems you've been using your summer well.


Are we not going to talk about the premium thing?


Sorry youtube, but I only watch Pew News


DramaAlert and Scarce is the best place for news


Fox is ok but I don’t really care for the news as they like to add shitty jokes into the main story.


Michael Jordan < <b>TED CRUZIN' FOR A BRUSIN'</b>

Michael Jordan < *TED CRUZIN' FOR A BRUSIN'*


Omg I’m fed up with Susan bobinski can’t she do her job properly


how the hell do you get all these memes together? do you just fucking google search keywords?


Is it custom thumbnails or no thumbnails at all? Tf are they getting rid of


i'd prefer the better thought out older videos.


I keep getting voting shit and I've got a feeling it's related to this cnn fox shit, I'm 15 for fuck sake I can't vote


10K likes to 100 dislikes...<br>I’d say people liked it.

10K likes to 100 dislikes...
I’d say people liked it.


sooner or later youtube will remove the view counters


I think the music is too loud at some points


Susan wicka-wicka-wicka-wicka- word life this is basic thuganomics


That studio looks familiar. And why does it smell like Skunk in here?


I prefer scripted commentaries mainly because there's more structure and its more neat and tidy


lets watch this before this gets taken down


I really like that i dont get thumbnails anymore


i bet the 2020 president election is going to be a train wreck.  :0


its awesome that this video didnt show up in my notifications


Why the hell would they even tell people they investes 25 million into this?!


as if the trending page wasn’t shitty enough already


just watch sir swag news without the bullshit instead


new emplemon viedo huh<br>better get h y d r a t e d for this

new emplemon viedo huh
better get h y d r a t e d for this


Once again YouTube did not give me a notification for this video


I get my news only from royal citrus space calamari


Say whatever you want, Tucker is a YouTuber to me.


STONE COLD IS SHAKING HANDS WITH MCMANN!


Nice narrating on Mumkey Jones' new video my dude


Wait there's still people who use the home page?


You are a gift on this wretched FLAT world


Wait. Are you telling me I was one of the 0.3% of people who didn't have thumbnails? How unlucky can I get?!


Top 15 Secret Messages in Live Broadcasts


Enough of this YOUtube, how bout we make OURtube?


Why ain't this monetized by the great montizon?


I wasn't notified for this even when I rang the bell


I prefer scripted videos for organization sake.


the music at one point sounded so much like friendlydads.net and i couldn't put my finger on it for MINUTES it was painful, its not friendlydads but it reminded me so much of it


the only reason to see news is for the weather and maybe international shit


Honourable Judge John Stone Cold Steve Austin


good vid but can someone tell me the name of that sweet orchestral piece playing in the background is?


Where do you get your emplemon...photos.


Just what YouTube needed more bashing on Trump. (It's not like people make overused jokes and bash on him twenty-four seven.)


dude, you didn't tell me to unsub, are you ok?


I didn’t see this in my sub box

We’re on to you YouTube


I didn't hate the lack of script, but I do prefer scripted. So either is fine as long as it's both not one or the other


What a pity that Susan did not announce this new propaganda on her... Youtube Channel.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!......Wait, this isn't news.....welp....back to eating tide pods.


F16 АlЯFОГСЕ


That spinning flashing shit is seriously pissing me off.


Im getting channels im not subbed to into my notifications


You can't just blame Youtube, people are literally witch-hunting a guy commenting.


I meen keemstar is kind of in the pockets of G-fuel,and probly a bunch of other sponsers that could be considered big corprations...soooo.


Is this background music from the Simpsons Hit & Run?


Pew News vs Fox News and CNN who would win?


Wodge-kick-ee. That's how you say Wojcicki.


First, Elsa and superhero clay animation videos keep getting spammed in my recommendations, now THIS!?


This is why a social justice warrior should never be a CEO. EVER.


AHAHAHAHAHA

THE NIGHT COMETH, YOU WHO DWELL IN THE DUST

AHAHAHAHAHA

*_THE NIGHT COMETH, YOU WHO DWELL IN THE DUST_*


Why would you work more on unscripted commentaries? The scripted ones are far higher quality.


What’s the song that empleon used to refer to summer. I remember it from a game


We should make a better site called <b>OurTube</b>

We should make a better site called *OurTube*


HOLY SHIT my drawing's in there just above the middle!

UrgotHasCancer the one that's reddish white


Is YTP News fake news about YouTube Poops?


Lol, had no video suggested about this, not even in the sub box. Just wanted to see your previous vids.


I have a slight suspition YT fucking hates Emp.


Unscripted videos like these don’t have the cometic affected like the rest of your videos you’ve made


my life is a downward spiral one like equals one spiral upwards


Damn, Youtube has fucked us so much that we barely even care anymore.


Wait it's emperor lemon and not electro-magnetic pulse lemon? Unsubbed.


Unscripted is fine, but I prefer your videos scripted


Propaganda incoming. Mark my fucking words


I from now on call Susan Wojcicki, "Ol' W. (Dubya)


Age restricted vide based on video guidelines.


This woman, Susan Dubya is probably the YouTube version of Ajit Pai.


IDK i think you unscripted stuff is too much rhetoric and not enough original ideas. Its fine once and a while but I can imagine it getting stale quick.


<b>t h e d o w n w a r d s p i r a l</b>


GUYS HELP ME I KEEP FINDING NEWS ON MY SUGGESTED I NEVER WATCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think if you talked a faster i wouldnt mind it being unscripted


Ur the only pro trump ytber I watch. Quite the pallette cleanser tbh


M O N C A L I M A R I                 NEWS

M O N C A L I M A R I                 NEWS


2021 Here , and yes there is so much NEWS!!! !WTF >>> THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE ANYMORE !


I prefer ur scripted content but this is still litty


Im sorry, I love you, but please keep the scripts...


This is a half good half bad thing. On one hand its a dumb corporate decision to stay afloat. But on the other hand this means that the likelyhood of another Adpocalypse is less likely. It would have to be another news source outside of YouTube and the partnered news sources.


It is 25mil they might pay indie creators to promote the crap.


I thought you were a ytp channel when did you do commentarys


Help my class thinks 21 is funny and dabbing is cool


Susan "Hip with the kids" wica-wica WOJCICKI!


This just showed up in my feed. Why didn't I see this a week ago?


Wow Barber of Seville, nice choice of music


Is that the Simpsons Hit & Run soundtrack?

ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Unscripted and yet 10 minutes with a few extra seconds? Hmm


Stopped at 0:09 no point in commentary that doesn't have some thought out jokes slid in. Someone tell me if it's actually funny, but dark souls saved me is the only good suddenly unscripted video on this site. :* bye babes


HEY L00K IM A MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS S0URCE TRYING T0 BE C00L!!1<br>GIVE ME ATTENTI0N MILLENIALS!!!!1

HEY L00K IM A MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS S0URCE TRYING T0 BE C00L!!1
GIVE ME ATTENTI0N MILLENIALS!!!!1


so your pfp is a mon calamari..? who knew


Emp, your political opinions are showing again...


ever think about doing a commentary on WWE stuff?


1:55 what’s that song in the background?


Atleast I saw your video in the home page


I prefer the scripted style. You seem very low energy in this video.


Fuck YouTube. I say we all jump ship to VidLii instead.


lol new company ,, says youtube bad for ur kids ,, l"ook at the utube stars getting in truble , dont let ur kids watch "   utube come and hand the new comany money ,, new comanpy new head line " Youtube Grate for kids with Youtube kids App"  lol , the abuse of power in mind bogaling


STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HAS SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE WWF TITLE


Who do you think <b>owns</b> the press? Hello.

Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello.


I give a shit about the CBS Evening News.


can someone please tell me the song at 1:55, i know its popular i just cant remember its name


Bottom right of the video. Is that LEGO Star Wars?


THERE IS A PROBLEM. I HAVE HIT THE BELL ICON BUT I STILL DIDN'T GET A NOTIFICATION. THE VIDEO DIDN'T GIVE NOTIFICATION


Let's not watch them, and only click the video to dislike then leave.


youre not my favorite youtuber that would be sam o nella or internet historian


No music list in the description? tRiGgErEd

No music list in the description? *_tRiGgErEd_*


Please stick to scripts, my duder. No diss, but your scripted videos are way better and I'd hate to see the quality of your channel dip to this


Huh, I have your notifications on but I didn’t get notified. Weird.


A commentary? Where's the Surfing gameplay?


Let’s get rooooooiiiigghhhttt into da noooooooosee


Emp, sweetie, Trump isn't a good politician simply because people are treating him unjustly in the news. Grow up.


why didn't this show up in my subs feed?

oh yea

I'm not subscribed.


I sense 3 letters in the beginning<br>And they are y t p

I sense 3 letters in the beginning
And they are y t p


We need to spam this to Dabya Wajizzjizz.

влад орехович


At 0:26 song is Doin Time by Sublime if you wanted to know


The algorithm is against me, nobody ever sees my comments!


Why the fuck they didnt sponser Bikini bottom news

JJRam 02
Enlighten people only get their news from
Mail call mail call maaaaail call

It's a letter from our friends


8:13 Cou, Cough ,,, Bindin ,, Cough , Joe Bindin  cough


iF yOu DoN't MaKe UnCrEdIbLeS 6 In ThE nExT 72 hOuRs I wOn'T uNsUbScRiBe.


I like the content, but i dont see the purpose.


My girlfriend knows you and snapchated you about me


Guys, emp lemon is litterally just Funke.


I think Emp Lemmon does like Donald Trump. And I'm ok with that.


Who owns MSNBC General Electric about companies News Corp Fox ABC Disney NBC the same company' 'as GE CNN Turner and at the same time Comcast also owns MSNBC which also owns the corporate' interest at least you'll get my news from a lease trusted source like dramaalert scarce or even sometimes Philly D but I am skeptical of his source if you look at the name of the day always seems they're all teams' seems kind of corporate structure against YouTubers in general viciously hating on them well how else do they actually promote oh yeah not the YouTubers replying to me in the comments what's the age of of the 'actual news media the answer even CNN he's 65 Fox News is 45 ABC yes yes most of the news are not' personality-driven so even the leftist and right-wing fake news will pop up on most occasion all the 'corporate structures are on sides of each other even the on the Legacy Media so be skeptical in your news media and where'd you get it from


what a shame, he was a good man.

what a horrible way to die.


Hey Aaron
That's your real name
EEEEEYYY

Hey Aaron
That's your real name
*_EEEEEYYY_*


Personally, I like you for your humor and personality and of course, das memes, so I'll watch anything that YOU want to make, forcing yourself go make something makes it infinitely worse


Damn, this was pretty well-made and decently structured for being off-script.


YouTube can do whatever they want and they will continue to get away with it until there's another platform that challenges it. Until that happens there will be little no consequences, you and I will continue to use this site.


It's always a good day when EmpLemon uploads!


More like this please. Actually, just more content from you in general.


Thanks again for making yet another video. Appreciate the unscripted aspect of this one, can't wait for more.


I really like this, I'd love to see more unscripted YouTube news videos from you


I was actually going through all of your videos this morning and I wondered when you were gonna post again. Question answered. Thanks Emp!


It’s like a 10 min podcast, unscripted well done! 💦


It seems like that no matter what YouTube as a company does, it just digs themselves into a deeper hole, and the worst part is that all of us good YouTubers get stuck down with them


too bad theres no way to stop youtube's downward spiral I was interested in making good youtube content myself but nope! time for me to find a new hobbie


your reliable in analytics but you give it in a excessively Zaeny, edgy and imperfect way which make it so much better


I like how you mentioned the GMA piece on sml as how YouTube would be able to control pieces like this easily now. I would also be interested on a YouTube geographic on the rise and "fall" on sml in the future


Jesus, how bout they make their own news program separate from YouTube.. that way we don't get conservative/liberal propaganda. EmperorLemon, you are a prophet


It was ok. It only made me chuckle like twice from the clever editing,but I'm not going to consider that a con because it was a more serious topic.<br>I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

It was ok. It only made me chuckle like twice from the clever editing,but I'm not going to consider that a con because it was a more serious topic.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.


It doesn't really matter whether or not we like it, it seems like you enjoy unscriped vids (probably because it requires less time for scripwriting (not that there's anything wrong with that)), and that's what is important. If you want to do more of these, feel free to do so. <br>When you get tired of it, we'll welcome back your scripted videos with open arms. It's just important that you enjoy what you do. As long as you enjoy it, and make it with legitimate enthusiasm, I'll love it.

It doesn't really matter whether or not we like it, it seems like you enjoy unscriped vids (probably because it requires less time for scripwriting (not that there's anything wrong with that)), and that's what is important. If you want to do more of these, feel free to do so.
When you get tired of it, we'll welcome back your scripted videos with open arms. It's just important that you enjoy what you do. As long as you enjoy it, and make it with legitimate enthusiasm, I'll love it.


i can tell that EmpLemon is LIVID already. TIME FOR THE SPIRAL!


A site that prided itself on being different from Television is now becoming Television


You are the SCSA of youtube. Now give this man a "Hell yeah"!


This is what happens when something get into the mainstream


Jeez this downward spiral never seems to end.

Don't Worry These Pizzas Are In Good Hands


Mumkey is my god, thank you for collaborating with him


THANK EMP LEMON YOU'RE HERE WHEN I'M IN THE WORST TIME


I mean retrospectively, this all seems kind of inevitable.


4:43 OMG I could never see the day where I could link EmpLemon to SuperMarioLogan!


When you get your channel terminated due to uploading a twitch announcement


I'm a simple man. I see an EmpLemon video, I click.


You forgot to mention Pew news. Youtube's favourite show.

Ps: I enjoy the unscripted videos :)


This decision is not going to help YouTube. The damage to their image has already been done. It's going to take effort from YouTube themselves to show the positives of their website. They can't get someone else to do it for them. Of course, they're not going to, otherwise they wouldn't get as much revenue. ...I don't think I worded myself very eloquently here.
(It's Susan Voy-seats-key, just in case you're curious.)
Also can someone link me to the clip of the guy saying 4chan


When will you go back to high-quality YTPs, Emperor?


What’s disturbing was that CNN was in my recommended just as I was watching this video


7:57 Look up the Google memos and internal chat board archives. There's your answer.


What a great thing to calm down with after scamming an orange long and other goodies on animaljam. =D


Just now I already have breaking news recommendations, because trump did another thing that is "T E R R I B L E"


keep us informed if you get these unscripted videos monetized.


this unscripted video doesn’t sound much different from your scripted videos


I love YouTube but hate it so much at the same time.


I like these for the in between times of the longer vids


Yes and then corporations will fund prominent youtubers to spread their propaganda...so what is the deal?


Unscripted is good because it makes whatever you say more genuine.


If it's not the club penguin times i'm not having it


When you’re a popular news reporter, it’s because a team of a few people thought you were good enough to be in front of a ton of people and read a script that someone else wrote. When you’re a popular YouTuber, you have been deemed interesting by your core demographic with a sample size of thousands or even millions of people.


Scripted videos are better. It’s more organized, this was kind of a scramble


I'm not having the best winter of my life i got to say.


I'm making a Doom WAD that mimics the edited Doom cover in the bottom-right corner.


this is a good video, but honestly you should stick toward the scripted videos. The scripted vids' points come off smoother and honestly is a lot more funny.


i just finished watching your Jimmy Kimmel video and now you upload a new one, i feel so speciao


All joking aside
This is actually bad
Am starting to fear for content creators now...


why does emp sounds so depressed throughout the video


EmpLemon, I'd prefer if you went back to scripted commentaries. Your scripted videos are generally more organized and more entertaining, not to mention you sound a lot less grumpy in them. Though I like the YTP integration thing you've got going on here.


We'll never let the corporate brain into our heads, tide in and tide out needs to leave, 2 scoops needs to leave, all we want is free thinking and we will never let it go.

This sounds like an Alex Jones quote and that makes me super uncomfortable.

This is the generation of the people and I hope the human spirit prevails over right wing and left wing bullshit and money hungry power houses.


Ahh, So thats why a shit ton of news are popping off on my recommendations and sidebar


Emplemon, YouTube has done some extremely sketchy and shitty things lately, please look up Doomsday.exe, he made two videos and unfortunately left YouTube due to their shitty scummy antics. This needs serious coverage


Your pronunciation of Wojcicki is absolutely beautiful


That’s a lot of fanart.

Who made that custom LEGO Star Wars 2 custom character for you?


no i am going to call emergency services i am so worried emp is a threat to himself, and others.


Welp this site is fucked so goddamn hard even twitch is getting on top of youtube


Those YouTube custom thumbnails with the faces make me angry


This is why we should all just start watching Info Wars.


No one is going to see this, but if you do then I recommend the Max Headroom tv series. I think it’s pretty topical now.


Left, Right, it’s all stuff that I don’t really care about bb


Format is not that bad, but you need to work on audio quality and default background


news shit is already popping up everywhere


yo, i got a question, in your vids u use alot of simpsons gifs, can i ask why are the characters green? it is really strange...


Wouldn't be surprised if Youtube was shut down 2 years from now.


haven't watched the vid yet but Cool video mr lemon


you got a source on that? YOU GOT A SOURCE ON THAT? Y O U G O T A S O U R C E O N T H A T? NO, I DON'T MEAN A BIGOT YOUTUBER, I MEAN DAILYMAIL OR BUZZFEED SOURCES.


Background is the best thing in the video


<b>Let's see what on the news:</b> Politics, Trump-bashing, more politics, weather, sports, politics, more Trump-bashing, something bad happened on the internet and YouTube should be ashamed, politics, a celebrity accused with sexual misconduct, more politics and political-correctness, politics, some terrible shooting or natural disaster, Trump-bashing, politics, oh hey something positive, sports, weather, then more politics, the world is shit now. OK have a nice day. Good night, rinse and repeat!

*Let's see what on the news:* Politics, Trump-bashing, more politics, weather, sports, politics, more Trump-bashing, something bad happened on the internet and YouTube should be ashamed, politics, a celebrity accused with sexual misconduct, more politics and political-correctness, politics, some terrible shooting or natural disaster, Trump-bashing, politics, oh hey something positive, sports, weather, then more politics, the world is shit now. OK have a nice day. Good night, rinse and repeat!


A N G E R Y Lemon give RAW UNCUT opinion on CoRRUPTION (GONE SEXUAL)


So this whole video was just to show that bitchin' ed edd n lempy oc?


3:43 T A V I S H  F I N N E G A N  D E G R O O T  I S  /N O T O U R G U Y/

3:43 *T A V I S H  F I N N E G A N  D E G R O O T  I S  /N O T O U R G U Y/*


☑ ｄｏｗｎｗａｒｄ ｓｐｉｒａｌ

☑ ｄｏｗｎｗａｒｄ ｓｐｉｒａｌ


Google are you fucking kidding me why would you let me pick such a retarded username


Can someone tell send me a link to the doom poster in the corner??


You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.


Nevermind, it's from the simpsons hit and run


What's the song at 1:56 I cant remember the. Name


Honestly Empy can you talk about something positive for once?

thenewguyinred What's with everyone being so scared about what's going on in the real world?


Am I the only one who think EmpLemon's name should be pronounced Emple Mon?


What's the music at the beginning but more importantly Epic Video


Sorry but scripted commentaries are better. These are still good but scripted is fantastic.


Unscripted commentary is ok, but scripted is better


Emp complains about selling private information, yet his discord has a bot that could do exactly that...

This is a shitty comment on purpose, dont at me


Hey, quick question: what'sup with your Admiral Ackbar avatar?


This is why I'm repairing Liberty Prime, we need to destroy these corporate monsters and liberate the commonwealth of it's enemies. AD VICTORIAM!


As a very small YouTuber with 73 sud's trying to get 100suds soon this just makes me less encourage to keep making original content. And now  I just want to maybe jump on a dying trend ride it out. But I digress


Damn, was excited to have stumbled across this channel until his politics became clear.  Disappointed


Yeah it seems that the combination of 'news' and 'corporations' don't exactly equate to unbiased media, go figure :P


Your voice is really soothing to listen to, even if it's usually about subjects that anger you.


Another quality video that is going to make my day 👌


Very reliable news channels that contradict each other


First Emplemon was in a Mumkey Jones video, and now he uploads a new video. This really is my lucky day.


please upload more of these good videos more often i love em


Screw Ant-Man, I gotta get my Downward Spiral today


The most trusted names in news...

According to the news organizations


I'm a simple man, I see a Emplemon video. I click.


In all honesty,<br>You probably are my favourite youtuber.

In all honesty,
You probably are my favourite youtuber.


OMG I just watched the Munkey's video featuring you and this popped into my subscription page! Coincidence? I think NOT!


i think they just put the final nail in the coffin


Great vid even though I haven't watched it yet b/c that  makes sense


just got done re watching the behind the meme video. Nice.


I’m taking a shit right now, I’ve been awake for a couple minutes. Great start to my day :)!


UnDownward Spiral World Tour Extremely Monotizerz


Yay, more commentary! Throw out the scircs, my dude!


Good boy. You narrated one of Mumkeys new videos.


oh shit this video is unlisted, I must’ve got here super early


hey guys equals 3 studios here and here’s who I’m voting for E

hey guys equals 3 studios here and -here’s who I’m voting for- *E*


holyfuckamoli i arrive here early. that's the first time i've seen a like ratio of 0:0, even though it probably isn't like that now.


That moment when the vid has 5 views but 134 comments


I have a youtuber for you: raptor dissident (hope you canunderstand french)


kinda hard to have energy when you don't make enough from your content alone to sustain a healthy lifestyle.


Stopped watching you suggested that foreign names are a source of humour.

It would take you 30 seconds to find out how to pronounce Wojcicki.


Its hilarious to me this channel makes whole videos bemoaning the corporate takeover of everything. But then apparently supports trump, as if trump is doing jack shit to diminish corporate power. Hes making it even worse not better.


Here's an unpopular opinion:
Fox News is one, if not the most, reputable, credible news outlet in the US.
Then you're gonna say "Hurr, durr, he actually believes in fox news huuuuuuur".
Yeah. You yourself say you don't watch TV. You just parrot around what you're told. So, can you dispute my claim? Withouth any data, you're just a guy with an opinion and an internet connection. So original.
Somebody actually crunched the numbers and found out that in the biggest channels of the mainstream media (CNN, CBS, ABC,...) 91% of the media coverage about Trump has been in a negative light. Fox news has been 51%. Pretty good, huh? Sure the guy isn't perfect, but the Market likes him, and people are feeling it in their pockets. His popularity is climbing steadily, in a lot of ways thanks to the truly independent media the stablishment is trying to silence (guess why...). Not somehthing that suggests a 91% negative coverage. It's a clear agenda push.
What's interesting is that the oposite was true when the kenyan was seating in the oval office. Those outlets portrayed Obama in an overwhelminghly positive way, at 80% of the time, while fox was 60% negative. Still much closer to the 50-50% rate that is to be expected for true impartiality for an average president. You know that old saying "journalism is reporting on what some people don't want the population to know. Everything else is propaganda"? Well, fits like a glove for the Obama era coverage. That was when Fox was literally (and I MEAN literally) memed into being just a bunch of unreputable, conservative crazies. Something similar happened here in Brazil. We call it "reputation murder".

I don't like the idea that you can't be impartial, as much as it is true.
But as long as you made your bias known and don't try to hide it, separating your opinions from the news is called "journalistic integrity". Philli D. is a master at it. He considers himself a centrist, has an admitted liberal leaning that seeps through once in a while, but you can respect the guy wherever you are on the political spectrum. What's worse than being Buzzfeed tier biased is pretending not to be so. Look what happened to CNN. Even Stephan Molyneux used to say "Turn on CNN and see what is going on around the world". Then the guy they didn't like won the election, and look at them now.

What you must understand is that these corporations are all about power. They're the mouthpiece of the political stablishment. And if you thought Youtube was any diferent, oh you poor, innocent fuck... At the very least I'm glad they're bringing in Fox to put some balance (even if it is still 4 to 1) in the force.


We're literally losing the dislike button because of shit like this. What?