I must like Pearl Jam a lot because that sounded great :D


I'm not familiar enough with Pearl Jam to be sure I'm not getting trolled and this is actually the original song.


Imagine actually trying to be a sign language interpreter at a Pearl Jam concert

@Inconnu 49 It's not crap if it's true, tho. And ge was a freak to start with.

Winds of March Journey/Perry tribute band

Have you ever heard of REM?  Michael Stipe got the same crap!  Try listening to the 'Green' album, and write out the lyrics . . . .good luck!


That borderline sensual "HeUh" right after he winds up at 00:32 is God tier. Especially when you add in his fucking face, holy shit


R.I.P to my friend Frank Gappa he loved Pearl Jam, but this is how they sounded to me 🤣


Yo, this slaps like my grammy on Thanksgiving morning


I like the real version...and also this version lol. And I still have no idea what the lyrics are for either.


I love pearl jam, that being said this is hilarious!!!! I've watched it a few times, still makes me bust out laughing


This is how it sounds to people who like Pearl Jam as well


Hahaha 😂
I really like Pearl Jam (the band - ahum), but even though this was the first album I liked, after a long time of trying to find new music that I liked as much as a lot of the older stuff I used to listen to, I had to turn it of after ‘Jeremy’ because …, well, because of just this. Get to the point guys!

I’m still happy I found this album though. I almost lost my love for music until this came out.


As someone who isn’t a fan, I can’t tell the difference 😂😂😂😭😂💀


This was funny, but in all seriousness..The song Black by PJ is one of the most beautiful songs ever written..


Hilarious but you could also just play Adam Sandler doing him on SNL too. 😂


That slide whistle at the end was perfect


Omg this explains everything, that’s exactly what they sound like to me


There should be more of Eddie smiling demonically at the camera, but this will do


I think this is funny. Im a fan but was a huge fan when I was in mid teens. I find it funny that people can’t tell that it’s an extended jumble of time if the lyrics from the song in the comparable bars from different verses.


The sad part is, I can probably identify every correct vocalization, and where every "incorrect" syllable comes from. I liked them okay, but I got into music as grunge was heating up. They were everywhere (even the HS dance) and I learned the songs via osmosis! 😂

I feel sorry for you.  Hopefully you can recover from your trauma.

0:31 as he turns his head is from Once, right?


Tbf, this is a pretty concise wrapup of my memory of seeing them in 1992.


I'm not familiar with Pearl Jam, but I liked this video, so now I'm going to check them out 😊


As someone who was and then wasnt and then was and then wasnt and then was a fan of Pearl Jam, I can say this video definitely changed my mind two or three times.


It still sounds good because Dave Abbruzzese is drumming.


The comedian Tim Minchin does a great parody of Eddie Vedder in his song “Dark Side”, it’s hilarious.


I like Pearl Jam and this is hilarious!!


I was once served pearl jam on toast.  It tasted exactly like this.


Have a tonne of respect for them, but will always be number 4 in my Seattle list, and that's only when I can sit through Eddie's vocals without needing to change to another band. So this is pretty accurate.

It goes Soundgarden > Alice >>>> PJ > Nirvana.

@Ben Cool but heeeee's... He's still alive

Eddies the only one left.....Andy wood dead...Layne dead...Cornell dead.....Cobain dead..... Mark Lanagen dead......


If somebody had told me this actually was Pearl Jam, I wouldn't have known the difference.


I remember when this one first came out. Pretty sure I had the best Pokémon deck on the block at the time


There’s more to Pearl Jam than their first album


Im a die hard fan, this is hilarious. This is how my husband hears PJ


This somehow is more incomprehensible than their actual music


I love Pearl Jam but this was hilarious. Keep it up😂


I was seriously like, "what's different about this from the original?  Isn't supposed to sound like this?"  I still am confused about any differences, to be honest.


Do Hinder and Seether now. Who else sounds just like this that I am missing? This was really good haha


Who doesn’t like Pearl Jam? That’s insane 😂


Even though I looked this up, I genuinely thought this was the real song


LOL there's a place in heaven (or hell ha) for you whoever you are my friend, hopefully I'll be in the same bar. I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time...and at so many of the other ones you've posted, too. Thank you very much for the twisted laughs, keep 'em coming!


It’s such a shame because he stopped this style of voice….. he was very set back and less overwhelming in their 4th -6th alhums


It sounds like Eddie needs to pass a kidney stone. I think that was it zipping away there at the end.


I don't know what pearl jam is supposed to sound like so I guess this is canon


PJ fan here, this sounds accurate 100% 😎👍


Genius. I do not like Pearl Jam and this is exactly what it sounds like to me.


I love Pearl Jam and I love this, and after this I still love Pearl Jam. But yes, this is exactly what they sound like.


the best part is where they switched drummers in the middle of the song


I loved Adam Sandler's "Opera Man" impression of Eddy Vedder.


Bout time someone ruined it, too beautiful a song for such a horrific message ❤


Love the part where Eddie goes "hibbbiwwwubbbbbibby haaooooorrrrr oooowwwwwwwwwwww haaiiuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr".<br>Just a real personal moment for me as an 80s/90s kid. 🤘🥲🤘

Love the part where Eddie goes "hibbbiwwwubbbbbibby haaooooorrrrr oooowwwwwwwwwwww haaiiuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr".
Just a real personal moment for me as an 80s/90s kid. 🤘🥲🤘


No kidding, was waiting to hear something different. It was almost over before I realized this was apparently different. 😂


No edits? This is just a normal video of Pearl Jam

@Boss351Healey I never gave them a dime and I still feel gypped.

They were just trying to be funny in this

I love PJ and I'm a drummer so I noticed that it's also a PJ drummer reunion. PJ really gives you your money's worth. It's really classic that they have the sign language gal in there, she's working overtime.

It's like that meme with Pam from The Office. "They're the same."

With the slide whistle.  Subtle, but powerful.


I like Pearl Jam and I could see how they could hear that 😂😂


I dont know Pearl jam but i think you improved that song :D I found the orginal to compare and they should add some Hyeahhhhgh! :D


I was heavy into Nirvana and Soundgarden back in the day and bought Perl Jams "Ten" on CD back when those things were expensive. I never could stand the vocals for some reason and you're spot on with this.

@Saitama it's not the timbre of Eddie's voice that sucks, rather the way he uses his voice. He's a terrible singer.

@Saitama Robert Plant. In "Nobody Ever Asked me About the Girls" rock writer Lisa Robinson said Plant was devastated by people saying he was basically unintelligible and whiny sounding.

For many, many years, he was upset about it.

I couldn't either. And I was forced to sing the song with a live band.

@Renato Doughty Would hate to have you hear Jim Morrison, then. Or any deeper voiced rock singer who doesn't enunciate super clearly for that matter! lol

Today's kids will never understand how expensive CD's were back in our day. $4.15 minimum wage and $14.99 per album.

I was in hs when they came out. To me it sounded like some old drunk mountain man someone found in the woods, and played 70s rock music to his ramblings,  with modern equipment.


You should have really done more with the part where Eddie climbs up to the ceiling then drops.  Maybe just have him falling infinitely.


I love Pearl Jam and that's Hilarious!!!


Video hasn't started but I already know what its gonna sound like. Lol


The kazoo at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂

10 outta fucking 10


What? But that IS exactly how they sound. Eddie is in my top 10 easily, maybe top 5. No ruining a thing here. Guess what I'm going to listen to now lol


This is absolutely brilliant!! Please make more videos of this kind with other bands!!! Like Ghost, Megadeth, Dream Theater, Pantera.. or other iconic bands you like, I just suggested my favorites! XD Cheers, great channel!!

I nominate Soundgarden, Alice In Chains & Stone Temple Pilots.


i dunno what you people mean this is fantastic!


This is honestly WAY better than the real pearl jam.


Feels like when I’m watching TV in another language and I can only pick out a few words. Concrete was the only one I heard.


This is hilarious. It will always be hilarious. We need more!


that self mosh at the end is most excellent


Wait....is this the actual song or not the actual song? I'm confused. Anyway, sounds great 😁


This is worth at least five rewatches in a row


I love Pearl Jam and this is exactly what they sound like to me


You know it! I remember hearing the major HYPE around them before actually hearing their stuff. Then of course when I actually heard them, I was like..."THIS, is the sh*t that is supposed to knock my f*cking socks off"?!?!?!? GTFOH!!!


As someone who doesn't know Pearl Jam, I... actually kind of like this lmao? Minus one or two hyeahhhhghs, but like now I'm intrigued.


😂 I'm okay with Pearl Jam but I've also had some really crappy stereo systems and I couldn't tell the difference 😂 but im also high 😂


As someone who loves Pearl Jam this is hilarious and I'd love to see the band actually do this.


Eddie Vedder has an amazing voice, but I am not a fan of most everything he sings. The track Hard Sun is an absolutely great track and utilizes his voice perfectly.  Sadly, very little else has come close to that........


This is more or less what it sounds like to people who like Pearl Jam too. Even Eddie Vedder doesn't know the lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter.


Yep... I make those same noises when I'm constipated, too.


I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan and this cracked me up. It's an acquired taste, for sure.


As someone who watches too much youtube, I found this a reasonably well spent 47 seconds


This actually sounds more interesting/better than real Pearl Jam to me.


Eddie does this at live shows for some of the songs he can't remember, so he must not be a fan of Pearl Jam


I've never listened to pearl jam, but that might change now.


I showed this to my son (in his 40's) and he, like I, thought it was hilarious.  👍🏻🍻😄


As someone who is not generally into any of these caker style musics, this sounds to me like upgraded boy band pop rock.


This is incredibly accurate. Similar to Radiohead


My dentist's office was playing a Pearl Jam channel today and I preferred the sound of the drill.  Multiple drills going down the hall.  My ears were in more pain than my teeth.


0:31 😂😂😂 cracks me up everytime, all does grunds made me imagine
Peter Griffin from family guy
Doing  this while Taking a dump after eating Indian food  !!!😂😂😂


Wonderful editing.

When EV says “…again”.  That encapsulates the impression/grunge/90s/listening to Evenflow the first time.

Thank you for the laughs.  🥰


No you did not ruin it, you improved it.


Any else feel like they got blue balls from not hearing the chorus kick in? EVEN FLOW!


My body hurts from laughing so hard. 🤣 And I love me some Eddie. ♥✨


To the creator of this channel youre a genius.....im laughing my ass off 😂


I was a teenager when they came out. I always thought Nirvana, STP & AIC were waaaaay better.


I love Pearl Jam, but this shit is hilarious. Your best yet! I can’t stop watching/sharing.


As someone who has hernias, Pearl Jam really understands me.


Actually started listining to the real song after this, and I hardly could tell the difference xd...


I like Pearl Jam and this is what they sound like to me 😂


This sounds on point for Pearl Jam. Nicely done


They are like my 8th favorite Seattle band.


I'm trying to pick the lyrics out of the original song. Maybe I'll come back later
Verse 1: Freezin  understand He'll see xxxxxx lookin through the paper xxxxxx made of concrete
Verse 2: Oh Feeling maybe He'll see a little xxxxx  Now to something  xxxxxx   Better set of days


Hell that's what it sounds like when you do like pearl jam


great now this rendition of the song will be stuck in my head, extending longer all afternoon


LOL!  This is aesthetically pleasing. Thanks


On my drive home everyday since 2008 I will hear Nirvana and Pearl jam back to back. Never fails. Hate em both


I worked in a factory for a while in the 90s and I can attest that this is accurate.

And I worked in a warehouse in ‘92 and yep, heard this song three times a day at least. I loved this song, even if Eddie sings like he has a mouth full of marbles.


It actually took me 17 seconds to realize it was actually edited, good work!


I went to spotify and played the very top song of pearl jam and can’t tell any other difference between this video and that song except for some key change.


And that's exactly how it sounds to people who like Pearl Jam too 😂😂😂😂


Hahahaha.  😂 they have good comedy music.


Oh my gosh, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Brilliant editing, captured everything!!


0:32 is the most Vedderish thing I ever heard and complete kill me the first time I hear it


I don't understand the video...the part where they said,  'people who don't like pearl jam,' what does that mean?

Also, this is probly one of the Best parts of one of their BEST songs.  Thanx for taking the time to make this for us.  😁👍


That made me laugh out loud … and I didn’t mind PJ but I’m rethinkin it now
Bwha ha
Thanks for the laugh


This is what it sounds like to people who like Pearl Jam too tbf, we just like it.


Now I am going to listen to Pearl Jam all day!


Even after you f'd up the song, it still sounds 100x better than the sh1t that passes for music today.


So there was this vocal trend in the 90s called " hey let's stick a bunch of rocks in our mouths and then sing"

Apparently it  sold albums.


DAYUM i like this new version of Even Flow


The way he chews his words is very unique. doesn't mean it's good tho


For once, you can understand the lyrics of a "Pearl Jam" song without needing to Google them. So, this is a "made better" situation.


Well.. can't stomach anything from pearljam, so this was extra funny to me😄


As someone who pearl jammed a music never died has never truly lived.


This sounds better than the OG minus the wimpy noise towards the end


Bro, you did not ruin it, you found the butter man.


I remember this song on the radio in the 90's. Did you even change anything?


Oh my gods, this is 100% accurate. I'm dying.... 😂


🤣...there are PJ songs to this day I still don't know the words too.


I like a little Pearl Jam and I gotta say, yeah, they do sound like that.


I've been mock singing nonsense in this style for years, I've never purposely listened to pearl jam, so I had no idea what they sounded like. so I always associated it with Creed, but quicker.


Those little whistle accents make everything perfect, good job.


I Love Nirvana, and i never really understood perl jam being lumped in with them... Honestly this sounds more like Creed (which i also somewhat like).


It is not pc to say to a pearl jam fan, but I used to love them in the 90s until they started making sub par music because in their eyes it someone made them more authentic. Vedder changed his signing style and the music got more generic. First two albums were great


I like Pearl Jam and this is what it sounds like to me.


its literally the only song i know of them. i guess i played it a lot on gzitar hero 😂


😂 funny! Unless, you’re drunk ….it’s a no for me!!

Not anything like it!! Found it amusing though 😂


Lyrics:
Freezer
Rrleh see seer little gonna baby domma daze
Lookin' through the maper though we
Night as on the lettuce never
Showdown mad at concrete
Mmluaeh, hmmuh, hrr yeah
Oh, feed 'em
Baby, here they'll seer little
Night as on the chodas ne'er
Showed a stand so wider up
I'm feelin' through the tween
Oh, the better her say "Na dazuh"
Girl
Nuuh-euughh
Ohh, hmmmm
Hmmleugh
D'owww
O'guueah
Ooo'weh!

Lyrics:
_Freezer_
_Rrleh see seer little gonna baby domma daze_
_Lookin' through the maper though we_
_Night as on the lettuce never_
_Showdown mad at concrete_
_Mmluaeh, hmmuh, hrr yeah_
_Oh, feed 'em_
_Baby, here they'll seer little_
_Night as on the chodas ne'er_
_Showed a stand so wider up_
_I'm feelin' through the tween_
_Oh, the better her say "Na dazuh"_
_Girl_
_Nuuh-euughh_
_Ohh, hmmmm_
_Hmmleugh_
_D'owww_
_O'guueah_
_Ooo'weh!_

I think you just summoned an Edrich Horror.

Something primal came out of him in D'owww

Thanks for sharing with us some of Eddie Vedders wisdom.

@knightkrawler omg, that's unironically SO true!


As someone who doesn’t like Pearl Jam I thought this was just an unedited version at first


It took awhile to realise the song was altered. Good job 😂


correction: this is how pearl jam sounds to everyone


So hearing them live 30 years ago and hearing it now ....no difference even with my hearing aid lol


Here's how you make "what Pearl Jam sounds like to people who don't like Pearl Jam"   Dissident is a major third away from Alive, so the entire song of Dissident would be the verse, then the chorus would be variations on "woo oh, uh huh I'm still alive" for 45 minutes, then Dissident again, repeat 3 times.  Throw in either guitar solo -- or both -- first Dissident and then Alive, and once you've produced that two hour song, that's what Pearl Jam sounds like to people who don't like Pearl Jam.

I'm just saying.  Or you could play a random Hootie & The Blowfish song, because Eddie Vedder, intentionally or not, made that singing style dominate the 90s.


Eddie Vedder’s grunt at 0:19 sounds more like James Hetfield’s


When Veddie Edder goes "Ohhh hnnnnnnh hmnnnnghhh AAAAAAAAaaaoh againuh" it gets me everytime


I fail to see a difference between this and the actual pearl jam version... except maybe the lyrics here are more cohesive and audible in his vocals


Exactly how I always heard it since I was a kid. Don't even get me started on "jurahme spokane"


You cannot simply post the original audio from "Even Flow" and pretend you "ruined" it. 🤣


This is basically what Pearl Jam sounds like. Except more grunting.


I love the 10 album. After that just got way too granola for me.


Well... "Grunge" in particular, is a you kinda had to be there to understand it's popularity thing. After decades of top 40 contemporary pop it was a breath of fresh air to hear your angst as a teenager in song form. I wasn't ever a huge Pearl Jam kinda gal but I loved Nirvana and AIC. Thankful I got to see both bands live.


Reminds me of that old Adam Sandler gag from SNL where he imitates Vedder.


absolutely hilarious! I have 2 factions of pearl jam songs that I like and dislike - this is a pretty good depiction of the ones I dislike.


Brilliant! The slide whistle knocks me out every time.


This is how Pearl Jam sounds to those who like Pearl Jam.


Pretty much sums it up for me, this band had potential back when it was called Mother Love Bone, Andrew Wood was still alive, and Eddie Vedder’s grating voice was giving estimates to people who needed their cars fixed.

@Dan Buckner Old school metal head predominantly, I played in an Iron Maiden tribute band for 3 years. I listen to a lot of other stuff both in and outside the rock paradigm. I did enjoy some of the pre-Nevermind Seattle stuff, and Alice In Chains was decent. Part of it was just never finding the music appealing, but I also a ton of negative experiences in Middle and High School via grunge culture.

Honestly, had guys like Jerry Cantrell and Andrew Wood been the ambassadors of the Seattle scene instead of Kurt Cobain and Chris Cornell, rock probably wouldn’t be in the sad state it’s currently in.

@hellsunicorn Alright, you don't like grunge. Fair enough. What kind of music do you like and appreciate?

@Dan Buckner I get that a lot, but it’s not just contrarianism, I genuinely despise the vocal trend that Vedder started and I think their music took a nosedive after Ten, in part, because they took Kurt Cobain’s inane criticisms of their music to heart. I detested most of the grunge movement, but one thing I will say in Vedder’s defense, he was far less of a hack douche bag than Cobain was.

@hellsunicorn I can understand not liking something but calling their whole discography past their first two or three albums "drivel" makes you sound like you just enjoy being a contrarian lol

@Dan Buckner Their early stuff was superior to the drivel they’ve put out since. Ten would be a solid album minus Vedder.

Another Wacko The majority of people haven't heard of them... yet some music grew off of them. What do you have to say about that?

They've also changed a lot since the time they were young... sure, a lot of people will call it dad rock (which it is), but Pearl Jam has become much much more than harsh guitar rhythms and incomprehensible lyrics if you look into most of their stuff beyond the 90's.


It sounds like Eddie’s trying to pass a stone


The guy who knocked Eddie out at The Abbey in New Orleans still drinks for free . LSD (lead singer's disease) is a real thing


This is on par with “This Is A Trent Reznor Song” 😂 Be-yatiful. I have no notes; keep everything.


This needs to be a whole song lol. I jam out to Pearl Jam.


In the immortal words of Fez from That 70's Show: "...I'm not hearin' a difference."


Good ole Eddie “I’m in a trance on purpose” Vedder


The random groan during the second verse sends me.


Now that I think of it,  jam made out of pearls sounds both expensive and hard on the teeth


This is what Pearl Jam sounds like. I get that this isn't how the real song goes, but do me a favor. Turn up the volume, hit play, and go into another room. It sounds exactly like pearl jam doesn't it?


This is everything I love about the band in 47 seconds


This is beautiful and funnier than shit at the same time.


Ok the grunts are killing me. I liked this way too much.


CAN'T FIND THE BUTTER MAN<br>CAN'T FIND A BETTER JAM

CAN'T FIND THE BUTTER MAN
CAN'T FIND A BETTER JAM


Yup checks out, pearl jam at 100% fidelity.


The irony is evenflow is one of the few Pearl Jam songs I actually enjoy.


I don't love or hate PJ, but this is pretty accurate.


to be completely fair, im alright with pearl jam and i still think they sound like this


Never was crazy about pearl jam.... temple of the dog, however, was amazing


IDK what pearl jam is but this is great.


Bro I am a PJ fan and this is still HILARIOUS


Anytime a song by Pearl Jam comes on I can’t help but to make fun of the vocals.


This is exactly how I singalong even though I know the words.


Whoever makes these makes life a little more bearable and “happy”


Andrew Wood is rolling over in his grave with laughter at this.


I love Pearl Jam and they sound like that to me yoo


Wait, I love Pearl Jam and this is what they sound like to me... especially the slide whistley part at the end.


Still didnt ruin it man, you almost got me with the wobbly hand person but its still good!


😂 ok that was funny , some of PJ songs are dope others do sound a little like this 😂😂😂


I’d like to have someone post the lyrics to this vid.


I don't know how to describe what I'm feeling right now, but I laughed.


The album ten was awesome. Even flow to me sounds like,  heeeeeeeeehawww, it's their one hit wonder, the donkey song.


Yup. How I remember it from over 25 years ago.


Regardless of the songs, i have always thought Eddie has a super sexy voice.


I love pearl jam and this is hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂


My karaoke rendition of Yellow Ledbetter has no actual words. I love to not sing that song so much.


I am indifferent to Pearl Jam. One of my good friends loves them. I can appreciate a few songs, and I guess “Black” would be my “favorite”; however, when she starts that, “they are the best band everrr” crap, I’m like, nahhh, that would be Led Zeppelin.


Correction: this is just what Pearl Jam sounds like.


The slide whistle at the end is just <b>Chef's Kiss</b>

The slide whistle at the end is just *Chef's Kiss*


I swear at first I thought Eddie Vedder was just riffing.


We need a Pearl Jam and KoRn mashup lol.


Bro, as a long time Smashing Pumpkins fan, PLEASE enlighten me as to what all my long-suffering friends and family have been hearing all this time.

Yes! I was a massive SP fan in highschool.  All my friends didn't understand why and use to complain about Billy Corgan's vocals.

It would just be someone screaming through their nose over every type of 90's rock


As a kangaroo who got sucker punched for trying to kill a dog, I can confirm that this is accurate.

I once wrestled a bear, but lost. I hate bears.


You just got me hooked on Pearl Jam. Will I now be disappointed?


Is there a full feature length version of this original, unedited song somewhere? I can't find it


Wait, that wasn't Eddie Vedder? Impressive 😁


Even tho i love PJ, this tickles me in such ways 😉


As someone who dosen't like Pearl Jam, this sounds exactly like Pearl Jam.


Highly accurate, but Eddie sounds like Toni Childs instead.


Pearl Jam just sounds like Creed Shreds to me. Always has.


I only ever liked this song when I'd play co-op on GTA: San Andreas. And this.. I don't even know what to call it now. Lol


I heard this song about 17 million times before the year 2000, so this is exactly what I hear after another 22 years of it getting pounded into my head. A bunch of gobbledygook coming out of an establishment shill that claims to be anti establishment 🤦♂ But I digress

@Inconnu 49 I’m convinced something terrible happens to people once they’re famous. Too many become narcissistic megalomaniacs, and a select few eventually walk away when they see the writing on the wall.

@Eric Wanderweg They were SOOOO phoney!  And the ONE chance I had to hear them play, they stood on stage NAKED, except for 1 strategically placed sock, and just played feed back or something!  So disappointed!

@Torgo1969 exactly. Or my favorite “rage for the exponential expansion of the size and scope of the machine”.

Pearl Jam was signed before they were even a band, and more like a studio created New Kids on the Block boy band, then any true Seattle garage grunge band.


‘Oh feline—maybe he’ll see a little Vedder said a daisy…’ 🐈🌸


I literally would not have noticed it wasn't the real song. Still can't tell the difference.


He places his eyes in the strangest places.


This is just what the majority of Ten sounds like as a No Code/Yield fan


As someone who used to hate Pearl Jam and has recently been converted to the point that I have them on vinyl, you did a good job.


Playing some Eddies live concert drunken ramblings would work too.


As someone who knows what pearls are and occasionally puts jam on toast, I see nothing at all.


If the caption just said Pearl Jam……. I would have thought that was how the song actually went. No lie


Me as a 70’s and 80’s rock fan tolerating 90’s rock.


This has been a household joke for years 😂 love me some Pearl Jam but I honestly don’t know what he’s saying most the time 😅


I thought this would be a montage of people saying the truth about the band that shall not be named now I need a bath


BAHAHAHA.... Yeah. That is one band that really should have included lyrics on their albums... FACTS


This is better than pearl jam. You actually are an improvement to pearl jam. 👏🙂


It took me 38 out of 47 seconds to realize this wasn't the real song. I took me that long to figure it out from the comments.


I used to hate Pearl Jam before I watched their unplugged session, and I remember them sounding exactly like this before I liked them.


Enunciation, Eddy.  Learn it, live it, love it.


So you're telling me this <b>isn't</b> actually a Pearl Jam song?

So you're telling me this *isn't* actually a Pearl Jam song?


Is this not just an actual recording of them lmao


I like Pearl Jam and this is exactly how they sound.


Don't lie, we have all made our own vocals to this song specifically, freeeee deeyyyyyy yadaabadabingadingamodobodayyee


Mookie's music is great. Hard to understand the mumbler<br>Yes, Vedder mumbles.

Mookie's music is great. Hard to understand the mumbler
Yes, Vedder mumbles.


dude listening to Nirvana this is exactly what  heard everytime my buddy tried to make me listen to PJ. "Listen it's just like NIrvana" "-the hum was never gonna be hum de say de ohh..."


this is what Pearl Jam sounds like to me....and i like Pearl Jam. lol. this was funny.


I really tried to get into Pearl Jam when I was a teenager, and discovering Nirvana, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin and many others. I even bought four albums and told myself I was a fan but eventually I had to admit defeat. There's just something about them that leaves me cold. So yeah, this is some funny shit 😂

@Richard Dunne Yeah I was the same. But I've come to like the whole package. So much atmosphere and it feels like a time machine back to the early 90s. Interestingly, the band hates the production on Ten which makes me like it even more.

@Old Aussie Ads I don't think I could listen to the full album but I do enjoy random songs here and there from different albums, including Ten.

I wasn’t into them either. But in hindsight, I really enjoy Ten. All the other albums not so much.


I love everyone saying this is how their music sounds, and it's so funny or they agree... it's literally THEIR music. Of course it sounds like them 🙄


That's about right. <br>That said, "Ten" is in my Top 10.

That's about right.
That said, "Ten" is in my Top 10.


I fucking love Pearl Jam. I don’t see an issue with this. Sounds great.


literally just sounds like regular pearl jam lmao


You forgot the part where he very sensitively whines in overdone fake emotions for 5 minutes straight and then in the next song tries and fails to manifest the ghost of Jim Morrison.  But it was still enough to hate, well done!


i like Pearl Jam, but i'll admit that Vedder's vocal style was a blight on rock music cause it lead to all that terrible singing from the early 00s


I actually prefer this version to the original


Now that's real talent  (Did my sarcasm show through there?).


This actually sounds better than hearing Pearl Jam 😁

@Justice for ALL The Beatles AND MJ is ALIVE brought to you by Carl jr

@Justice for ALL The Beatles AND MJ is ALIVE your brother was Bolsonaro? 😧

at least the mix highlights his voice better

I'm a fan of creed.

My brother was the messiah so I relate to the lyrics and whatnot

@no youtube name actually mother love bone and green river 💁 touche

@no youtube name more than Pearl Jam?  Actually true...but I don't care for Creed much either, so....meh


Alt rock grunge etc whatever you wanna call it Gen Xer here - some of us actually experienced a cringe effect that permeated through to our left central endocrine system (even back then) when confronted with the whole "ooo I'm mEnTaL" persona that was a thing at that time. at times the effect caused eyes to roll back so far to travel past the brain stem and get lodged into the lower lumbar region. prescription was magic middles and jolt cola.


This is also what Pearl Jam sounds like to people who like Pearl Jam 🤘


way better than the heaving ton of shit spewed out these days, grunge rules forever !!!


Actually...evenflow is PJ's best song.....😅😅


I knew exactly what thos was going to sound like before I clicked it. And I like Pearl Jam 😂


Indistinguishable from real Pearl Jam audio


Growing up in this era was hilarious. I remember a couple of dudes in my town thinking they were just like Eddie. They did quite well with the ladies until the rent was due. Turns out being an unemployed, 22 year old  alcoholic with a guitar doesn’t pay so well.

@Winds of March Journey/Perry tribute band Vedder's vocals aren't my cup of tea either. I wasn't saying Pearl Jam were great (though they've grown on me as the years have gone by). Just that to be a successful band takes a lot of drive and business sense - Not just musical talent.

@Old Aussie Ads If they worked "so hard," he'd learn to avoid singing like a bleeting sheep with a head cold. Any decent voice coach would beat that out of you on day 1.

@Old Aussie Ads They worked hard on overdosing and not bathing. Thats about it.

That’s the paradox. The image grunge bands portrayed was laid back slackers. But the reality is they worked very very hard. The real Eddie Vedder paid his rent a hundred times over.


I'm not entirely sure that Eddie Vedder opens his mouth when he sings.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this was a classic. Can you ruin a Wu Tang track for me. 😂


Pure genius, only slightly exaggerated. Im not big on pj, but def prefer them to barry manilow.


As someone who hates a majority of 80s, 90s and 20's rock equally, this is accurate.


Yep, that’s exactly what it sounds like to me. Thanks for killing the guitar solo… effing ‘poet’


You should do one of these for Primus. Except it would just be unedited Primus.


Ironically this is the only Pearl Jam song I like. 😂😂


Reminds me of when I was younger and their songs sounded like this to me and I had no idea what they were about. I told my cousin Jeremy that he made me think of the song "Jeremy" 🙃


thank you i always wondered what they were spitting


I can't think of a single Pearl Jam song I like aside from Jeremy.


lol... now do The Smashing Pumpkins, please!


You can sing any PJ song by saying vowels!!!<br>AAAAAAA EE I I I I OOOO UUU

You can sing any PJ song by saying vowels!!!
AAAAAAA EE I I I I OOOO UUU


But this is just how Pearl Jam sounds...


Just like nickelback<br>People choose to say they don't like them to be a part of the group think. Meanwhile supporting musicians with no talent at all because it's popular just as it's popular to hate on Vedder. Well, I enjoy the band tool but I believe 90 percent of their songs sound the same with derivative lyrics that are the same thing worded differently yet Maynard is revered as one of the best artists ever by people who are like minded and can relate to the music aside from it all being the same. On the other end pearl jam was very if not the most influential grudge band aside from nirvana and any try to heart relatable grunge fan knows they are the epitome of grunge and the lyrics are truly unique and one of a kind. The way Vedder performs the songs is next level. Say what you want most bands don't compare to the talent and influence of Pearl Jam.

Just like nickelback
People choose to say they don't like them to be a part of the group think. Meanwhile supporting musicians with no talent at all because it's popular just as it's popular to hate on Vedder. Well, I enjoy the band tool but I believe 90 percent of their songs sound the same with derivative lyrics that are the same thing worded differently yet Maynard is revered as one of the best artists ever by people who are like minded and can relate to the music aside from it all being the same. On the other end pearl jam was very if not the most influential grudge band aside from nirvana and any try to heart relatable grunge fan knows they are the epitome of grunge and the lyrics are truly unique and one of a kind. The way Vedder performs the songs is next level. Say what you want most bands don't compare to the talent and influence of Pearl Jam.


This version had way more legible lyrics. 😂


So.... it's just a regular Pearl Jam song with a slide whistle at the end?


In all fairness, this is how it sounds to fans as well


Sounds like Pearl Jam to me. I just found out today actually that another song I thought for my entire life was Pearl Jam is actually STP. Shocker! The only grunge band i have an undying passion for is Alice in Chains. Nirvana is okay too, never listened to much of Soundgarden but I should, i love chris Cornell's voice. But as far as Pearl Jam and STP are concerned i just hear a toilet flushing whenever they're on the radio


Also what they sound like to people who love them, funny enough.


As someone who deejayed in a bar that Eddie Vedder came into when I wasn't there, I don't think this is accurate


Love me some PJ. Soundtrack to my life. But that's pretty funny


Thank you. Your case was stated clearly and precisely.


This is how I feel about dave Matthew’s and the dead.


Can’t ruin this. It was already ruined at the moment it was recorded.


5 octave vocal range. Haters gonna hate. But people refer to rap as music.


Sounds unedited to me, and I kinda liked them back 20 years ago lol.


Portlandia nailed this like 20 years ago.


Never get tired of Pearl Jam, even Pearl Jam parody. And BTW Adam Sandler did it better. LOL


I have always felt like, Pearl Jam was the least interesting band...of the "Big Grunge 4"...Nirvana [crazy punk sensibility,  catchy, poppy hooks and destruction] Soundgarden [dissonance,  heaviness and Kim Thayil] and AIC [the grind, the heroin sheik and Laynes' voice]. Pearl Jam always felt like the music that would accompany a drunken dorm party, circa 90's...I remember being at drunken parties in the 90's [barely]...the bulk of the folks swayed towards PJ, less challenging...musically.

I’d say Soudgarden was the most experimental of them too


Try James Reyne! He is the king of rock indecipherable lyrics. Anyone for Reckless?


Still sounds great! I don’t know what’s wrong with people.

@Rocket Eighty Seven I’m with you. The classics and Eddie’s ukulele stuff and I’m set.

That was when I loved Pearl Jam. The tone of Ten is incredible..thanks mainly to Stone Gossard and Jeff Ament who pretty much wrote all of the music for that album. Ed wrote some killer lyrics and it was phenomenal. I was a die hard fan for several years...but I don't know why it began to get boring after awhile. That didn't happen for me with bands like Soundgarden or Alice in Chains, but it did for some reason with Pearl jam. I don't know...maybe it's just me. I feel like Yield was their last good album and Lightning Bolt was a great comeback...but I don't know why I got tired of it. Still love the old stuff though and State of Love and Trust is probably my favorite song they did from that era.


That was actually better than Pearl Jam.


As someone who really likes Ten but still thinks they're the weakest of the Grunge Big 4... Yeah


Pearl Jam fan here.  This checks out, 100%


Playing the actual song would have been a more accurate representation.


A radio DJ in 1998 referred to this kind of music as "donkey" music.  More "Hee-Haw" noises are needed in this video.


@XxXDanceInTheDustXxX Yes! Both leads have such distinct vocals.

I would love to see this done with the Smashing Pumpkins or Rush.


Still sounds a million times better than most rock n roll these days


Cobain would have laughed at this. No doubt.


I don’t know- I thought the lyrics had a fairly even flow

I don’t care what you think as long as you don’t call me daughter


Oh boy, I had to pause this on the ad before the video starts. I know I'm going to love this.

...

Accurate. So darn disfunctional and GenerationX-y. Interestingly, same lyrics different tone for Yellow Ledbetter Blues.


What's the difference between this and what Pearl Jam sounds like?

Also, can we discuss the name "Pearl Jam" please?

Is it jam that is made out of pearls?
Is it a bunch of pearls jammed together?
Is it pearls musically "jamming"?
Is it the act of jamming a pearl somewhere?
Is it a pearl which has been jammed somewhere?
Is it a pearl of a jam, like a good kind of jam?

It's such a stupid name for a band, no wonder they're all dead now from having vacuum overdosed

Hey!  "Vacuum Overdose"!  That's almost as stupid of a name for a band as Pearl Jam.


Oh, it's like Dave Matthews chugged a Red Bull.


It's like Ted says.....
🎤🧸" All 90s rock lead singers just use vowels,
IIIIIIIIIII EEEEEEEE UUUUUUU OOOOOOOO AAAAAAA EEEEEEE OOOOOOOO IIIIIIIII OOOOOO"


I agree with that, I just hear a bunch of mumbling when i hear them on the radio.


i think you’ve actually fixed pearl jam for me


Just last night i listened to pearl jam and i hate it but the gf like it so we gave it a whirl. Disgusting echoing melancholic depressing shit. Eddie vedder voice is gold though. Love it


The joke is that this is what they sound like, isn't it?


Sounds just like every other song they play.


wait, was that not just a pearl jam song?


Alternate title: Sounds I make on the toilet in the morning.


This sounds basically the same apart from a few rhythmic / hip-hop-like additions in the vocal lines.


I watched vedder perform solo once. He played an an acoustic guitar. After about the third song, I don't know if it was the really good weed I was smoking but it all sounded the same, just sayin


Still better than Metallica before the Black album. ☝😁


Beauty. This was a very good chuckle. Time to share it around.


Freeeeeeeeezer!
Run a see see,
Little dumbo baby,
On my face,
Looking through the papers,
Going out to something that has never showed an OH MAN,
And concrete!
OOOOOOAAAAAAAGH!
UUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
HHHHHUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHRRRRR!
Oh, feeeeeeeeed him,
Baby he'll see,
Little not his,
On the Jonas,
Never showed us as a weather of a fueling through the treats
Not a better,
Her scent and Dayza!
HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Birth noise
Oh, HHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
HHHHHUUUURRRRGGGGHHH!
DOOOOOOWN!
Again!

Freeeeeeeeezer!
Run a see see,
Little dumbo baby,
On my face,
Looking through the papers,
Going out to something that has never showed an OH MAN,
And concrete!
OOOOOOAAAAAAAGH!
UUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHH!
HHHHHUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHRRRRR!
Oh, feeeeeeeeed him,
Baby he'll see,
Little not his,
On the Jonas,
Never showed us as a weather of a fueling through the treats
Not a better,
Her scent and Dayza!
HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
*Birth noise*
Oh, HHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
HHHHHUUUURRRRGGGGHHH!
DOOOOOOWN!
Again!


I dunno, I had a hard time telling them apart!


I’ll give you $1 million if you can write down the lyrics of any Pearl Jam song ha ha


I nearly effing choked on my melon!! Awesome video. From someone who loves Pearl Jam and thinks they sound like that anyway!


Like a movement from the body while on the porcelain god


I thought that was the original recording but improved.


Surprisingly the closed captioning does not work for this very well....lol


I like Pearl Jam and can't tell the difference


As someone who doesn't like Pearl Jam, this is just Even Flow. I thought you were going to make it different somehow


Pearl Jam was playing at my work one time and one of my younger co-workers asked me if this was Nickelback. I said “No, it’s Pearl Jam.” and she replied “what’s the difference?”

Nirvana vs Silverchair, what's the diff?

One band's from Seattle, the other came from the seventh layer of Hell.


Lyrics:

Freezing,
Rests his see a little don't know baby dye my face up lookin' through the paper though he neither something matters never showdown any concrete,
Hoowah
Hrrah
Hyeah

Oh feeling,
Maybe he'll see a little neither something showdown nevers shunderstands a weather or the few and do the tween (hrrgh) all the better set of days,
Hyeah
Ngugh~
Oooh-HRNGH
Oowuh
AAAAAAAAAAAOW
Again, hooyeh


Bold of this channel to just straight upload a Pearl Jam track without any editing.


What Pearl Jam sounds like to people who listen to Pearl Jam


Wait. This is just "Even Flow" from Pearl Jam without any editing.... right?


I thought this was one of those isolated vocals from the original track


Bro that was just the original song. Am I missing something in this meme?


I've seen the bread ,,,, I've seen the jam,,<br>CANT FIND THE BUTTER MAN !

I've seen the bread ,,,, I've seen the jam,,
CANT FIND THE BUTTER MAN !


im really not sure what's wrong with this as an average music listener


until the extra grunts, I thought this was unedited


Pretty subtle uploading an unedited Pearl Jam clip. I wonder how many people will pretend they spotted the "difference"

Dont quit your day job!  Unless your day job is being a comedian.  How old were you in the 90's when Pearl Jam was popular? We all made these jokes back then!  Thats 30 years ago! Thats how old this joke is!  You had to still be in diapers or something!

The difference is the slide whistle. Duh


I piss off my wife, who LOVES Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder by comparing his singing to the Swedish Chef


I had this friend back in the late 80s/early 90s, we met our freshman year of college. He came up to me because I was wearing a BL'AST! t-shirt.  We hung out a lot for a few years and then just stopped, I never really considered why. But thinking back now, I remember one of the last things he ever said to me was "I dunno man, I think Pearl Jam is actually pretty good."


I am not sure of what was happening, still sounds the same 😂


I want to take all the little noises he makes and call it tourettie vedder


Wait, that’s how it’s supposed to sound?


The only song that I understand him is Last Kiss and that's a cover.


Lyrics:
Freezin'
Rests his see a little on a maybe time a face a-lookin' through the paper though he now to something that has never showed him any concrete
(Moaning)
Yeah
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little now to something showed has never understands the weather of the few and through the tween all the better set of days
Yeah
(Moans)
Oh
(More moaning)
Doubt
Again
Ooh yeah

*Lyrics:*
Freezin'
Rests his see a little on a maybe time a face a-lookin' through the paper though he now to something that has never showed him any concrete
(Moaning)
Yeah
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little now to something showed has never understands the weather of the few and through the tween all the better set of days
Yeah
(Moans)
Oh
(More moaning)
Doubt
Again
Ooh yeah


I wanted to make a sassy comment, but I kind of enjoyed this. Well done.


The only Pearl Jam song I like is 'Black', probably because it doesn't sound like every other Pearl Jam song and probably because it doesn't sound like this. 😂😂


When he said why are all these lights on i thought it was a rock show and then went into Eeeveen Flooooow!


i dont get the joke , didnt you just play the original song ?


This is good.  Also watch Adam Sandler's version.


I'm a Pearl Jam fan... why didn't you change anything other than adding a slide whistle?


I think I need some of your Red Hot Chili 🌶, if it's as good as Pearl Jam well then..........


Keep in this in mind:  the face that musicians and singers make, when they’re really in the groove, is the same they make during coitus. <br>Makes watching live performances much more interesting, and often disturbing. As it is here. 😶

Keep in this in mind:  the face that musicians and singers make, when they’re really in the groove, is the same they make during coitus.
Makes watching live performances much more interesting, and often disturbing. As it is here. 😶

my father once asked, "why does lars always look like he's chewing on a bad piece of meat?"


Eddie Vedder is a very creative and talented guy, and from what I can tell I like him as a person. Pearl Jam was way too irrationally political though (marxist), and dumbed-down for my taste. Never thought much of them musically, and their marxist messaging grated on my nerves.

@Mike Huyler - Oh totally. Rage Against was way too angry. No one’s that angry in a private jet. I never bought into their bs. Bulls on Parade kicks ass musically, but I always ignored the lyrics. Never bought an album or a ticket.
Whenever I see a Pearl Jam live clip in passing all I can think about is Eric Andre’s ‘ranch’ 90s character.
Now, Audioslave nailed it. I love the song Cochise because it spells out exactly how I broke free inside from the stupidity, misery, and addiction happening all around me. It’s like: yeah motherfuckers - while you bottom out on your terrible ideas I’m working out, eating steak, and digging the Joe Rogan podcast. My former friends can go to hell - and that’s Audioslave in a nutshell. If you ask me, I think Chris Cornell was Epsteined.

Don't forget the biggest culprit of all...Rage Against the Machine. They literally and proudly display the image of a (in)famous Marxist.  Meanwhile they profited millions from selling albums to grumpy teenagers...so I guess that makes them capitalistic communists?  Wuh?  And would you look at that, with the current political climate and a new generation that's even more dumbed down, they're back playing shows and looking to capitalize, yay!!!  I thought back in the day, and still think the actual music itself rocks.  The lyrics were fitting for their age at the time, but seriously, are they still actually that angry in their 50's?  They're a band that just got stuck in a bubble and never evolved.  You can at least give Pearl Jam credit for that.  I think you're right that they are probably marxists to their core, but rarely does their music reflect it.  Eddie's lyrics have always been more introspective, and at most, maybe being angry at himself, rather than the world.  I just can't take RATM seriously.  It's more like Rage on Behalf of the Machine.


As someone who doesn't want to be left out, I'm just making a comment in the same style as almost everyone else.


as someone who likes pearl jam, i don't hear any difference


Concerts without phones everywhere people in the moment


Isn't that just a Pearl Jam live video? lol


I'd say that pretty much nailed it. Pearl Jam annoys me, and always has. To each their own I guess.


Hold on. Is that or isn’t that the actual lyrics? I’m confused.


This is considered a cardinal sin in Seattle.


This just reminds me of wwe and 40 year old bearded men


Jearl Pam is what I used to call them, all these years later ..yes that sounds like dog farts. Pantera was my jam back then


I actually thought this was Pearl Jam until the "huuueeeh😫"


He also needs to sound like he's sitting on a clothes dryer that is extremely off balance.


This is Fnnnn perfect!!!  The gay moans and the constipation grunts... 😅


Bro you ain't have to do pearl jam this bad 🤣 I personally don't like pearl jam because people consider them grunge when they're not , they're alternative at best and they only made afew good songs. But the rambling and run on sentences and the grunts are fuc*ing comedy bro 👏🤣


I love Pearl Jam. Did you change something? I'm confused.


I'm trying to figure out the "There I Ruined It" part.


I like pearl jam but I agree with video lol


The fact that Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley and Chris Cornell are all gone and we're stuck with fucking Eddie Vedder is the least fair thing of all time


Just showed to my girlfriend, she didn't understand 😂😂


I kinda like that better, almost a rap version.


I see your point and think your right but I still like pearl jam.


You forgot the "Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!"


I had to listen twice to figure out what you'd changed.


I see you just recorded their song from a radio then? xD


I’d argue it objectively sounds like that, in general


0:30 It ended up like a severe case of Tourette's and verbal excess (Bipolar disorder).


I listen to Pearl Jam and this sounds the same


The best thing about pearl jam is asking 20 something about them and they respond who.


As a person who is blind and hearing impaired the unlikelihood of my randomly mashing what i assume is a keyboard doesn't pearl remind me jam so 90s.

- most comments


I kept waiting for the remix to drop. Maybe next time.


I wanna see the one for people that don't like rap that hear
N....N....N... Gangsta...Btch...Ho...N...N... Money...Etc
Probs can't do that one😕


Also what it sounds like to non English speakers.


I don't get it. That is exactly how pearl jam sounds.


Lyrics:
Freezin, rest his see little dont know baby time ag- faces
Looking thought the paper though he not the someone that  has never show them any concrete

Oh feeling, maybe he will see little now to someone show him has never show understands the weather of a feeling though between all the betters any days


as a persone= who loves Pearl Jam... this is funny....


Makes me think of Portlandia.."He's gotta tattoo of Eddie Vedder on his arm. I can't date him." 😄


Fill your mouth with peanut butter and stale bread and you got it


LMFAO!!! You got one for Dave Matthews???


Why is there a moan lol 😂 btw I love pearl jam but Its true lol


0:25 That poor sign language interpreter.


You can't even edit Eddie to make him sound bad.


More like Pearl Jam meets the Barenaked Ladies singing “One Week.”


I always think of Adam Sandler's Operaman and his Pearl Jam imitation. "Eeeeee-yooooo zamma gamma dammma ..." 😂  https://youtu.be/aU4n0JVaLqw


Stone Temple Pilots sound like that to me also.


This is still what pearl jame sound like yo people who like Pearl Jam


Aaaaaaand...."Even flow-ho....ran off the road, hit a butterfly  yeah...."


This guy:

Me: “People don’t like Pearl Jam? 🥺”


I clicked this thinking it would justify my dislike for Pearl Jam, but it was just a Pearl Jam music video. I got got.


As someone who doesn't like them, it took the comments to know anything was different.


Wait… that’s not what they sound like? 🤔🤔🤔


Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two songs: they're the exact same song.


Isn't this just an unedited clip of pearl jam?


There’s a difference? I thought it always sounded like that.


What kind of person doesnt like Pearl Jam? Not the kind I'd want to know.


Was that girl doing sign language😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Its the 3 Stooges sound at the end for me


"Hearts & farts & thoughts... faaade away."


I must not like them 😅 cause it sounds legit the same LMAO


It sounds like he is speaking in tongues.


Yeah, I've heard this song somewhere, several times.  Sounds about the same time in every version.  Just set up a beat and mumble nonsense into the mic like you're high off shrooms and meth, basically the same thing.


As someone who did cocaine with Frankie Muniz I watched this


Oh dear I thought that was Pearl Jam and I was waiting for the parody.    Oooops


Can't stop laughing please send help. The comment section made it worse.


Pearl Jam is  like unseasoned, over cooked chicken


0:07 Freezin, rests his head little don't know maybe down my face looking through the paper though he now to something that has never showed him made of concrete!
Ooh, errr, hare

Oh, feelin, maybe he'll see a little not as something showed him never understands the weather of few and through the tween all the better, set of days.
Hare, ough, oh hmm, ohh, aahhhh
Again, ooh eah

(You're very welcome 😆)


So you're saying this is <b>not</b> Pearl Jam?

So you're saying this is *not* Pearl Jam?


The deaf people don't need to worry because the hearing can't hear the words either.


Is this the actual song?  How is it ruined?


This isn't what Pearl Jam sounds like? I'm no fan of Peal Jam, and it sounds like every one of their song I've ever heard.


ok so now do a video explaining why their fans think theyre good


HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Brilliant!!! 😂😂


Head office has asked for people to find 10 differences between these two images


No voice like Eddie Vedder… if you don’t like Pearl Jam or never heard their music.. listen to Black


dude - all you had to do is play Yellow Ledbetter.


Like can you do a<br>"MORRISSEY FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE MORRISSEY" one please and stuff? Like thanks or something.

Like can you do a
"MORRISSEY FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE MORRISSEY" one please and stuff? Like thanks or something.


Honestly, I couldn't tell the difference. *twiddles thumbs


(Grunt) (whimper) (Grunt) (Female orgasm) (Grunt) (old lady grunting) (Constipation)<br>Did I get that right? 🤔  🤣

(Grunt) (whimper) (Grunt) (Female orgasm) (Grunt) (old lady grunting) (Constipation)
Did I get that right? 🤔  🤣


Wait...there are people who don't like Pearl Jam???


Lyrics: FREEEEEEEEZER,  Ranaseeseealittledonnababynotmyfacelookinthroughthemaplethoughthenightisonthemetasnevershowdown, manaconcrete. Hyea, Hynnyea, Helh.


I don’t think you changed anything here. Just played a clip of a Pearl Jam concert.


00:32, 😂😂😂😂😂😂

00:32, 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Pearl jam is the last of their generation


Why did you just upload a Pearl Jam video without any changes?


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Why does he always look like he’s possessed?  BTW I love him and Pearl Jam but seriously he always looks possessed or something.


i like the song where Eddie goes uuurrrr


I think you posted a regular clip from them, and not your parody. Lol.


I had to come to the comments to learn that this isn't actually the song. I was never a Pearl Jam "fan". They're OK.


I like Pearl Jam, though not a fan. There's nothing like a live performance of any band to see all their faults, warts and all.


This but far less understandable. Slurr your words more XD


i could never understand eddie vedder, but thats because he never showed me any concrete.


0:32 - he accidentally wrapped the cord around his nuts.


Best song ever! Berlumdigajumgeeketchalongedoohehajagumba dodo.


I can't even tell which parts have been changed, if any, so I guess I don't like Pearl Jam.

I actually don't mind them, but I've just never got into their stuff. It all blends together. I always preferred Nirvana.


Hahahaha why does the <b>excessive moaning intensifies</b>

Hahahaha why does the *excessive moaning intensifies*


So basically, it sounds the same, we are just able to say they’re extremely mediocre.


I can not stand pearl jam. I said that once to a pearl jam fan and it almost ended in a fist fight. 😮


I always loved Mother Love Bone, but disliked pearl jam 'cause they sound like this. Spot on!


As someone who never, ever like Pearl Jam. This to me sounds way better.....Nah...it doesn't , but this video is great!


Weren't you supposed to change something about it? Sounds just how i remember it


I don't get it. That's just the studio release.


I can't tell the difference...is this some metahumor or is there an actual difference I'm not picking up on.


I like Pearl Jam and this is def what they sound like ❤

No it isn't. Their other songs aren't like this.


Aren't these just the original lyrics? I don't hear the difference!


A friend of mine loved em. I couldn't bear them. He also liked G n R. Couldn't tolerate them either. Loads of bands out there, that have just got this..ick about em. Can't explain it


Bro how have you not gotten copy write strike


As someone that doesn't like his singing, you needed more goat/sheep vocals.


Turned the Caption on and all it gave me was "girl"


Freeeeeeezaaaa see the limousine a feelin semen demon flamin cheato bingo lingo jalapeno on the concrete, HNNNGH!!!


Evenflo<br>This song is about baby bottle s

Evenflo
This song is about baby bottle s


They named their band after semen. They used a colloquialism for semen and named themselves with it. They must really love semen.


I love pearl jim. But I also don't bother with the lyrics.


Great work! Look for Adam Sandler impression and we'll see that he ruined it Live, hahaha!


😂🤣 freeeez- in - garble - garble  -snort

😂🤣 freeeez- in - garble - garble  -snort


I used to love Pearl Jam, then I grew out of them like Stan did in South Park (with a band he loved), and now Pearl Jam is pure garbage to me.


The true tragedy of losing Andrew Wood! Lost an amazing band for this pile pj!


I never liked Pearl Jam, even when they were popular. Since they are no longer important to the music industry, I feel like my time spent disliking them is completely justified. 😂


So…you just uploaded a video of Pearl Jam?


Wheres the part that was changed? 😅<br>I honest to God cant tell the difference

Wheres the part that was changed? 😅
I honest to God cant tell the difference


I don't like Pearl Jam, and I honestly don't get it XD


For people with zero taste regarding the right balance of different sounds in music...


I hate Pearl Jam. This is 100% accurate.


Never liked Pearl Jam and I can confirm that this is accurate. Don't get me wrong, they are good musicians. I just don't like their music.


why did he just reupload pearl jam footage?


This is like one of those ai generated images where you think you know what something is and then you look closer and it's just random crap


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Talkin' bout dang 'ol, even flow, m'kay?


I swear this song sounded great on Guitar Hero, but every other version I've heard sounded really bad


did you really think you could just upload a pearl jam song and fool us?


This is how Pearl Jam sounds to people who doesn't speak Washingtonnesse?


Google Closed captioning only showed 1 word, "girl". lol (is girl even in it?)


I object to higher pitched whines, don't recall ever hearing that in any of Pearl Jam's music.  Prince on the other hand...


Got to be the easiest video ever made for this channel


i hate cclickbaits, this is just regular pearl jam.


As someone who only knows 2 songs by Pearl Jam cause they suck.. I can concur


so what did you even change in this at all?  it sounds exactly like pearl jam always sounds like normaly.


That is exactly what that crap sounds like. Back in the mid 90’s all my friends thought I was crazy bc I couldn’t stand Pearl Jam. I still think it’s the worst, and I appreciate almost everything. but this, this was just garbage to me.


First album... great... each subsequent album... a little less great.


Reeeee, Dan Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo do do!


I didn't like PJ when I was young, I guess my ears are fucked up enough to listen it now.


Look at all those fake citizen of the world in the world. “The noble punk fan” lol


Free zin freaking he ma ba data doo ,Scooby-Doo Scooba deeda..oh yeH


I don't mind 90s Pearl Jam songs. They really need to STFU about politics.


So what you're saying is people who don't like Pearl Jam can't comprehend English.


You know it's illegal to post others works underated to the internet


You accidentally uploaded the original song.


This is barely any different than the actual song.


Raaaa-wreeeee-rrruuuhhhh,babe
Uh mumba-jabba-dubba-rawah-buddah-be-yeah,babe
Huuuuhhyeahh


Lost interest in them after the second album.  A few good songs on Vitalogy.  The stint with Neil Young killed them for me completely.


I'm sorry,   did you change anything  ?     :-)


Only song i ever liked was evolution. Everything else yes it sounds like this 😅


You can’t just post the actual song and act like it’s edited


i never listen to these bands but yeah i just don't like this sound<br>and the band name would fit some 30s jazz music more

i never listen to these bands but yeah i just don't like this sound
and the band name would fit some 30s jazz music more


I don’t get it. What was different about that?


Im sorry i love pearl jam, but you cant just upload their music without changing anything. if you had done some editing or something, you have a fair use case sure, but this is just piracy


Eh. All you did was add more syllables. Instead you should have replaced the syllables with random ones and increased the slurring.


Iv been hating these guys for over 20 years...


Who is this person that doesn't like Pearl Jam? Is he Chinese? I bet he's Chinese.


Clearly the same vocal style as Nirvana.


eheheheh

never liked Pearl Jam exactly for that


Pearl Jam is intrinsically ruined!.. the proof; I couldn't tell the difference.


then they obviously have bad music taste


Nah, you're just trying to trick us by playing the actual song and pretending you did something.  We're onto your scheme.


Cool, now do all the male "crybaby" singers....


You didn't really do anything did you, just found some old Pearl Jam Clips and reposted them.....


Spot on!  Great band - crap singer.  And way over rates IMO.


They sucked in the 90s and yep they still do


This is like Joe Biden's speeches. Not surprising since Eddie is a Biden guy.


I like Eddie Vedder, I just don't like Pearl Jam's music.


Lol.  Someone who gets it what is hard to explain.  But it was the remake of Last Kiss that did it for me.   “Oh where ‘o where…”.  Cornball gimmick cover of a cornball gimmick horrible song.  Sorry 😢


You’re gonna get a copyright strike if you put others peoples music on YouTube like this


I tried....tried to like this band back in those days, but man I just can't stand that dudes voice and approach to belt out a tune. Tons of better bands out there. Good interpretation. 🤣


That wasn’t any different. <br>Clickbait!


Click bait. Just a copy of track 4 on their second album.


Pearl Jam sucks.. only popular grunge band i didn't really like..<br>Weiland did a lil bit of that kind voicing for a time too.. but i like STP much more than i ever could PJ

Pearl Jam sucks.. only popular grunge band i didn't really like..
Weiland did a lil bit of that kind voicing for a time too.. but i like STP much more than i ever could PJ


Hate pearl jam and don't notice a difference. I expected more.


Wait what? That's how crappy they always sound. Was there anything different presented?


pretty lazy tbh.  I expected you to change it up somehow not just play a clip.  I still get chills when he says "mmh hmmmmaaaaa nimaaa naa douhhhhhh dooo weeeee ... yea!"


The reason I don’t like Pearl Jam is the same reason I don’t like Motörhead. It sounds like the lead singer is trying to take a dump while singing.


Pearl Jam is a vibe.  Idk wtf this is though lmao, you ruined it for sure


it sounds like a dead layne staley and a long dead kurt cobain it is the refuse of audioslave. its  nysync with a bieber frontman its all that korean gay stuff


I don't like em.  Always sounds like he's crying or whining


Anyone who can make fun of Pearl Jam is alright with me.  That's the most over rated, belly acher band of all time.


Yea, I hate pearl jam and most everything from that era. I think they sound far worse than this.


as someone who thinks only cretins start sentence with "as someone who" i find your comment section highly offensive.


I don't get it, sounds the same as always


Well, they suck hard, but not as hard as Rap.


I personally found that video as distasteful as listening to pearl jam.


What is different about this video and the song? I don't get it? Oh well. I hate pearl jelly.


Peral Jam and Nirvana both sound like the singer is constipated.  I call it "pissed off music", and I'm not a fan.


Pearl jam totally sucks! I think this is probably how they really sound anyway.


This sounds like normal crappy Pearl Jam.


I can't stand Pearl Jam and the Black Crows.


just sounds like that Pearl Jam crap, is this different?


HAHAHA!  All that 90's grunge shit was trash


As a 90s kid, I never got into Pearl Jam. All of their songs sound the same.


As someone that thinks people that start comments with "As someone...." are tards, I don't really like the singer. He is a faker.


Pearl Jam made maybe one good song long ago. The rest of the work is garbage.


I’ve heard mumble rock before but this was terrible


Monotonic yelling while mumbling at the same time.  Meanwhile every instrument behind is playing exactly the same limited lines to match the monotone vocals.  Drums simply follow the same basic pattern without any sort of changeup.  I couldn't stand this when it was new and it's not improved with age.  I could fart in a mud puddle and it would sound more appealing than this.


Forgot the part where he goes "nhey hey" with that dumb voice


I truly loathe Pearl Jam, the worst example of Gen X rock. It astounds me people like their sound


one of the worst bands i've ever heard.  i cringed when i first heard them as a teenager in the 90s, and i cringe when i hear them now!  your video sounds like they always sound to me! LOOOOL


Pearl jam are guff. Not really a grunge band, too conventional musically. Just a rock band dressed as a half arsed grunge band.


I dont like pearl jam or smashing pumpkins. Both are crap to me.


I hate Pearl Jam, I think they set music back decades.

I didn't have to click the video to know song would be parodied

"EEEEeeeeyeuuhhhh rigadigalidamidawigavimaroodughconcreeet! Ughgyiahiyaheaann"


I am not a jam band fan at all ! All jam band suck. The worst jam band is Phish!


Pearl jam is the worst grunge band change my mind


It sounds like a desperately constipated Dominic Toretto, after a full year injecting oestrogen & oxy, suffering in the stall next to you.
It sounds like that thing female singers do when they're utterly talentless & surrounded by 'yes men'.
Sounds like a lobotomised fat smoker's idea of phoning it in.

It sounds like Cher, if Cher was hooked on 'T' & became a lobotomised fat smoker from a trailer-park full of toilet moonshine.
It sounds like lady gaga's post-traumatic ideology of what a "straight" man is.

Pearl Jam sounds like a 1994 'hit-piece' against humanity.

[And still manages not to go as far down the toilet as Metallica]
Which ofcourse sounds like ufo-demon-spawn pretending to have creativity.
Or a Tonka-Truck or Action Man commercial from the 90's.
Or Frankenstein's Monster after a post, post-mortem, post re-animation moonshine-Stroke; on crack.


Sounds like the usual ass band they are.


My God this "band" sucks @$$ really hard


I never liked this overrated shitpile noise. Someone paid me to go see them, and.........zero stage presence.   His voice is the EASIEST to mimic. Tells you how fake it is.


☆𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫 ℜ𝔲𝔡𝔡𝔶☭


Freezing. StandingInTheColdOnADarkStreetCornerSearchingMyPocketsForAOldBolognaAndPeanutButterSandwich
Feeling. TearsStreamingDownMyEyesAsISeeTheSnowComingDownBuryingMyFeetAsIWalkThroughTheGloom
oh oh oh hunh ahhh hurr guh woh oh


This man has the face of the devil. The band is alright, got no issues with em. <br>His face when singing though, many have agreed with me.

This man has the face of the devil. The band is alright, got no issues with em.
His face when singing though, many have agreed with me.


Proof of how the internet allows idiots a chance to display their stupidity.


I don't like Eddie Vedder and what he sounds like to me a fkng hypocrite.  Oh, i already pisted here. Why this recyled in my feed...


true story.

Oh, and Eddie Vedder is a twat.


Eddie Vedder loves having his hair combed and caressed by Biden. He also loves when Biden goes to kiss his skull.


If you don’t like Pearl Jam you have shitty taste in music……


No one really likes Pearl Jam. I feel the same about the Beatles and Pink Floyd. You are just told you have to like them and your confirmation bias usually agrees. And if it doesnt, you are some sort of idiot. Well...this idiot is a happy idiot not liking Pearl Jam, the beatles or PF.


These guys suck. I never did like Hurl Jam


Pearl jam is what you put on toast if you like jizz on your toast


Sounds just like the original.. equally stupid and annoying


@NemVemFLN It's 90% people that are white /  not termed  " white people "  anymore .

Says the man who lives in a country with 90% white people😅


Shite...they sound like Shite

They sound worse than Nirvana


I grew up with them when they were in their prime. I never liked them much but most of my friends practically wanted to blow them.


Mmm, this is WAY better than how I hear them. Try slowing it down and adding more whining like the "ugh" at the end. Useless garbage "band".


I more or less have a bigger problem with fans of bands like this than the actual band.

Musics music, play whatever you want. But when you turn into a god damn zealot over a band to the point you start gaslighting and verbally attacking anyone who doesnt like them, then you're not only a douchbag, but you're pretty lame for being that hardcore about a group of dudes who play songs.


What it sounds like ? … sounds like Ed the dbag giving you an as$ backward political speech in the middle of a concert when you just wanted to listen to music . That’s what .


I f*cking DESPISE Pearl Jam. To me, they sound like an audio bowel movement.


most overrated band ever. their live recordings are such a trial. warbling, note-search that never ends and undisciplined boring pentatonic wanking. <br>awful

most overrated band ever. their live recordings are such a trial. warbling, note-search that never ends and undisciplined boring pentatonic wanking.
awful


I can't stand Pearl Jam! They had one or two songs I could TOLERATE. Otherwise......THEY SUCKED!!!!!!!! I REALLY think their lead singer is possessed!!!!!!! The way his face looks with that ODD smile and what he does with his eyes really CREEPS ME OUT!


Just shows how untalented they really where.


He sounds like a constipated auctioneer.... <br>You're welcome for the image

He sounds like a constipated auctioneer....
You're welcome for the image


Laziest video ever. Not even a change. Just isolated the vocals smh… /s


same as Bruce Springsteen, sounds like someone is singing while taking a dump.


what do heavy metals do when inside a human again...


Nah.  It's worse.  Much worse.  For a start it needs to go on for at least eleven minutes.


Dude i used to hate this band.
But know i super hate them
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂


they are still better than Metallica.... i.e.. the most overrated band in history.


This definitely sounds like something worth disliking lol.


I like Pearl Jam and this is exactly what it sounds like to me


This is what Pearl Jam sounds like to people who like Pearl Jam


♫ ♪ ♬WHOOOOOOOMMM DAH HAAAAAAYYY
WHOOOOOOOMMM DAH HAAAAAAYYY
WHOOOOOOOMMM DAH HAAAAAAYYY
WHOOOOOOOMMM DAH HAAAAAAYYY♫ ♪ ♬
- Eddie Vedder, "Every Single Pearl Jam Song Ever Written."


Pretty much it. Never liked them. Preferred Alice in Chains.


To be fair, they don't even know the real lyrics to their songs


lol. they sound like peppers chilie pepers. Can't understand one damn thing.


as someone who dislikes pearl jam, please believe me when I say this is what I hear


Isn't this what Pearl Jam sounds like to people who like Pearl Jam as well?


I don't hear any difference aside from the little breathy "uhhh" thrown in 🤣


So I just watched the even flow video and I can’t tell a difference


Lol that’s what pear jam sounds like period… whether you like them or not


Usually after that all I hear is "EVEN THOUGH" something something something....etc


i would be so happy to never hear another pearl jam song in my life.


No different than an old person in the 70s listening to Rolling Stones or Aerosmith and saying "what is this racket?" Enjoy your Bieber or Taylor Swift pop normie.


I love it's Mike Patton in the background


Its pub rock done bloody poorly.<br>He sounds like a cat being interfered with

Its pub rock done bloody poorly.
He sounds like a cat being interfered with


4444 comments as of when I write this one. There I ruined it.


This is what they sound like whether you like them or not


I knew it would be on this song, lol.<br>I think it was SNL who did something along these lines years ago.

I knew it would be on this song, lol.
I think it was SNL who did something along these lines years ago.


Plot twist:<br>THIS IS HOW THEY ACTUALLY SOUND

Plot twist:
THIS IS HOW THEY ACTUALLY SOUND


I don't get it. That is what pearl jam sounds like. Am I missing something?


ppplllleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee do this for led zeppelin


Even Flow very overrated song and PJ are my 2nd favorite band.


You can say this about all music. It’s all on the hater


It sounds like that to us who like Pearl Jam as well lol :)


sounded exactly the way I remembered it...


Yeah, Pearl Jam is dreadful.  But to each their own.


Um, all you needed to do was watch Adam Sandlers brilliant impersonation lol


all grunge is shit, I love you

(and grunge)


Eddie Vedder makes it easy to impersonate him, at least.


Nailed it! I can't explain it, I just can't fucking stand them guys.


I looked away for a minute then was laughing at how ridiculous the mumbly lyrics were...  Then I realized that autoplay put me into a real Pearl Jam song already. D:


I hate pearl jam... although, the Yield albvum is pretty decent. Everything else just does not do it for me.


As someone who hates the way people talk nowadays, I can't understand why every single YouTube comment begins with the words "as someone"


0:30 pretty much sums up Vedder and Pearl Jam.


At the time when they came it was Grunge for Girls, like a boyband marketed for teen girls but they tried to ride the Nirvana Grunge train of new money so they tried to sell it as Grunge instead of another Shitbox 20 power ballad group with some fuzz


i like pearl jam, but their "bur rurr nuh rrunr rurr rurr" singing is kind annoying,


I hated entire genres that were determined to suck.


This is what Pearl Jam sounds like, isn't it??


I like a lot of music I can't understand the language of, so this fits that category


now i like pearl jam. thanks for nothing


Its actually more bearable to me when he does mumble its when he tries to tell a story clearly that Pearl Jam gets annoying, like that Jeremy song I HATE that song its the most annoying song they ever did I cant stand it.


I like pearl jam, and this is what pearl jam sounds like to me.


Hey man you cant just post the original song


Not a fan of Pearl jam, but video was cool. Give me Alice in Chains, the best Seattle offered


Love pearl jam. Raised on ten. This video is great


Pretentious mumbling.
That's what they sound like.
They've always been overrated.


😂😂😂😂😂😂 even to people who like pearl jam, at some point this is what pearl jam sounds like


What is the difference between Pearl Jam, Bush and Creed?

The name of the band and its members.


Another "as someone who comment", I'd have to say never was a fan of pearl jam, but it's still way better than the garbage this current generation has.


People who don't like Pearl Jam probably listen to Ed Sheeran.


The only band in the world that makes me ashamed to be a white person.  Vanilla Ice doesn't even come close.  And by the way, Pearl Jam literally means cum.


Men On Pearl Jam.
"Love it!!!"
(Two snaps and a circle!)


Eddies "hurgnh" and the rest of the lyrics is language from a planet called "alternative awsome". If you don't have access to this planet by taste, you can try mushrooms.


I like that his hair grew instantly 0:39


Tonsil on the Concrete. Pearl Jam tribute , coming soon!


I never liked Pearl Jam. This clip has them sounding better than ever to me. If they sounded like this all the time, I would maybe like them.


No idea who pearl jam is, but now im kind of interested lol


thats basically every non-english speaking person who tries to sing songs in english

Антонов Максим


they suck so bad, the back of his throat is bruised from chugging monster @*&^


I don't get it. Isn't this just Pearl Jam?


𓂀 Bᄂₐ𝚌𝓴Sₐ𝐩𝐩𝓱ᵢᵣₑ𓂀


"oh HMMMM... nnng... AHHHHHH..... again" xD


Wait until people find out what a "pearl jam" actually is. And no, it's not man juice.


Lmao kind of. I do like this song though


I don't hear a difference.  Did you do something to this?


I have always hated them. Overplayed x 10


This comment section is like a preview of world peace.


Can I get a copy of them lyrics
I really wanna learn that song
Thanks for the ideas


???????????? This is just 40 seconds of a Pearl Jam song??


Now do one titled "What pearl jam sounds like to people who don't like pearl jam after they turn 30" for comparison


I don't like Pearl Jam.   I like Nirvana and some other 90s grunge bands , they were both popular in my school years. I cannot explain it, I just don't like the voice of their lead singer.  and I guess I don;t care much for their signature sound.


This is exactly the way I hear Pearl Jam, never was a fan.


Didn't know Jack Black was part of Pearl Jam


Whas funny is this is indistinguishable from what this song must sound like to people who don't like Pearl Jam


Pearl Jam kinda sucks sorry they have like 2 or three songs ! Who ever has Jeremy spoken a favorite song probably needs lots of help !


I was just thinking about this at work cause I was listening to Even Flow and wondered who gave this the okay 😂 I can’t understand what he’s saying


Be careful.  You can't just post pearl jam music like this.  It'll get a copyright strike in no time.  I'm getting some weird audio artefacts though.


What the 😂i though this was a actual song ....


Pearl Jam is the musical equivalent of an unflushed public toilet.


As someone who doesn't like Pearl Jam, I think there is no edit in this video.


90’s rock was horrible…by and large. I’ll take Van Halen w/ Sammy Hagar, Def Leppard, Whitesnake and Bon Jovi any old day.


Ohh so Pearl Jam sounds like a Dawn Power-Squeeze soap commercial?….ohh wait nvmnd that was the ad.

They are actually a homeless man slurring jibberish on the subway.


Do you have the real lyrics? Is that first word FREEZER.?


I could never like it. It always sounded extraordinarily muddy, the register of his voice was off-putting, the yeahs...


Sounds like regular live Pearl Jam to me 😅


Вячеслав Чернышёв


I fucking hate Pearl Jam, am 50 years old, and was heavily into the grunge scene in the early 90s, and this is exactly how I sound when I make fun of Pearl Jam.  "OH WA HURNG GRUNH HEMMA GLOBBA GOOBA GA BANGGYA....OOYH YA.  ERRUNG HERNG GLOMG, HEMMA DURBA DONGA TOPANGA...OIRE YEH."


What about concrete in the times of climate change?


Freezin' rests his silly little donna baby dima base a look into the papers always not a some of a that us never show them any concrete.
Oough!
Huuurghhh!
Heah!
Oh feelin' maybe he was silly little nod us on the toad us never understands a wiper of a few and through between (huuuugh!) awas better silly days.
Heah!
Deep breath
Oh huuuugh ummagh aaahhhoow again!
Oooou yeah!

Freezin' rests his silly little donna baby dima base a look into the papers always not a some of a that us never show them any concrete.
Oough!
Huuurghhh!
Heah!
Oh feelin' maybe he was silly little nod us on the toad us never understands a wiper of a few and through between (huuuugh!) awas better silly days.
Heah!
*Deep breath*
Oh huuuugh ummagh aaahhhoow again!
Oooou yeah!


Never was a big fan of Pearl Jam . But in all honesty, I’ve always wondered if I lived in a world where grunge fans in the 90s weren’t the most pretentious , full of shit , trend following , jerk offs who were masquerading ass down to earth “real music fans” …. Maybe I could’ve been more of a fan .


As someone who doesn't like Pearl Jam, I can't tell whether this has been altered.


😂😂😂😂😂😂😮😂😂😂😷😵🤒😭😭😭😭🤣😵..  I actually Gained so much more respect after time had gone by.. but during those peak Seattle movment days.. this song did sound like this to me.. and because of this Damn video.. it's gonna be worse all over again!


Never really got into them. Until this.....


freeeeeezer abu day de daru namu adunara haydoo concrete, oo yeah.  hrngh!


You can't ruin Even Flow for me, you just can't. And I'm not a pearl jam fan.


Pearl Jam SUCKS.....as does ALL that Seattle Grunge Crap......
......Right along with that Rap Crap and Punk Rock Crap!
They are ENORMOUS wastes of vinyl!!!


I refuse to believe this isn't the original.


I fukin love Pearl Jam and it reminds me of so many good times… but this is hilarious🤣🤣especially the « whoo….yeah… »👍😂


I married one of those "pearl jam" locker poster type <br>girls from my high school. grad 95.........   she still loves it.......  METALLICAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I married one of those "pearl jam" locker poster type
girls from my high school. grad 95.........   she still loves it.......  METALLICAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Rest his head on a pillow made of concrete, oh yea. Evenflow like a monarch buttery fly..oooooh he don't know. So he chases them away yea yea. Someday I will begin my life again...

Something like that


this is just a normal pearl jam song though?


Its fair, i like Pearl Jam, but well played.


Ok now I need a video on What Avenged Sevenfold sounds like to people who don't like Avenged Sevenfold


The B roll of the sign language chick is great!


Even flow is a baby car seat fellas come on lol


Pearl Jam is, in my opinion, one of the most overrated bands in the history of rock.  Everyone likes what they like.  I get that.  But they really are pretty one-dimensional in the their sound.  Just have to appreciate the humor in poking fun at rock stars - they all take themselves way too seriously….  Love the Ruttles, by the way, which, for those not familiar, was George Harrison (Beatle) and Eric Idle (Monty Python) poking fun at the Beatles….


That is pretty much correct . He’s no Andrew Wood .


Pearl Jam is just social justice/woke Hootie and the Blowfish.


have to watch it more than ten times! nhgrh


LOLLLL!<br>IF a similar video was made about Biden- it would be a bunch of bowel movements!

LOLLLL!
IF a similar video was made about Biden- it would be a bunch of bowel movements!


Pearl Jam fan here....😂😂😂🤪👍 that was hilarious 😂....killed it


This is exactly what Pearl Jam sounds like 😂


I thought it went "Areebaaaa, a yabba dabba do dabba doo ayeebaaa!"


The crazy thing is even like this they sound good


Grunge was fake and a bunch of people fell for it.


😂 Is nobody going to speak of the fucking 0:26 SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER?!?! 😂

😂 Is nobody going to speak of the fucking 0:26 *SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER?!?!* 😂


So what does classical music sound like to those that don't like it? The same riff by like 50 violins over and over again?


I don't understand. I heard this pearl jam song on the radio, and  that's them live?


Way Overrated!

Average Grunge band from the 90's


Never liked pearl jam and this is exactly what I hear, if I accidentally hear them.


I lost it at the lady signing at a music concert, for all the deaf people at the show😂😂


Opiate influenced sound. At least it seems like it to me. It is well documented that heroin use was quite prevalent in the early grunge scene, circa early 1990s.


...they are kind of overrated....but its good pop rock...depends on the taste...


Even flow, comes around like butterflies. He don't know, so he chases them away.

Like any band, they are great in small doses.

I'll hold the pain, release me!!! So much fucqing passion in their first album.  Who cares what the words were?  Not even a big Pearl Jam fan, but look at the Beatles.  What are you doing in the Yellow Submarine?

Yeah, not even on any mind altering drugs at the moment.


Maybe “people” who don’t like Pearl Jam don’t like them because they’re a bunch of political activist 💩 bags 👍🏻


Eddie Vedder must write lyrics while taking a dump.


LOl. I detest PJ and the whole genre but can recognize they're at the top of their game and Eddie's an amazing vocalist. But yeah - this is everything I can't stand about PJ!


Of all the grunge bands, definitely my least favorite.  Except for Better Man ... that's a great song.  And yeah, this is pretty much what they sound like to me.  You should do a video ruining James Brown if you haven't already.  It would be a lot like this one except more variety with the "huh" and "gffaww" and "ugh" sounds.


As someone who's indifferent to Pearl Jam I can say that the worst thing about the band is the other bands that try to sound like this band.


Hate, not like, dislike, be indifferent, these are all different things


Honestly the song should already be like this...


Yep! Pearl Jam was pretty bad! And pretending to like them is high-school was the low point of my development as a young man.


Do one called “what Dave matthews sounds like to people who don’t like Dave Matthews” PLEASE


I like (old) Pearl Jam and I gotta say this was funny AF 😂


Do a metallica like this. James has the need to throw in a YEAH after every line or a SHAAAAAA. Super annoying i used to like Metallica a lot and that has totally ruined them for me.


Accurate. When I think of Pearl Jam, this is what I hear.


Whatever, try getting a ticket to their concerts.


Hahaha. I love pearl jam but its still funny


I can't actually tell what's different. Can someone explain?


PJ isn't in league with Alice in Chains, Nirvana or even the Posies. I remember my friend referring to STP as Stone Gossard Pilots and I said, WTF? PJ is mediocre. Just okay


Is the name "Pearl Jam" slang for spooge ???


Of the Seattle bands, I'd say i disliked pearl jam. Never understood their popularity.


Pear Jam sounds like a garbage truck unloading its trash. 😂


This outtake is exactly why I hated Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam with a passion.  These little Seattle punks ruined what was a great genre of music.  Fortunately Grunge died a quick death by the late 90s.


For a second I actually thought it was a pearl jam song


Legit! Well in fact, I liked this better than Pearl Jam; it was shorter.


jeremy spoken, spoken, ehyyehehehehhAAAY


Most of the million views are from me peace


Definitely dont like pearl jam or soundgarden. Music tone changes my mood and the tone of this makes me bored and depressed.


I’ve scrolled to far down the comments and disappointed to not find the (approximated) lyrics


Yep that sounds just like the pearl jam I hate😂😂


I Like Pearl Jam... are you saying they sound different than this? 🤣


I like eddie as a person... i don't  care for his singing... the only time i enjoyed his singing was when tom petty had him sing "the waiting"... so i guess if he sings anything but his own songs it ok


I haven't heard much pearl jam, so for the first few seconds I thought this was actually how the song went but was just off pitch.


Loved early PJ but later everything just sounded the same


Hilarious, because I hate Pearl Jam and that’s exactly what it sounds like to me lol😂


Is this pearl jam or a parody? If its Pearl Jam, then its better than their other shit 😆

And that bloody grin he pulls (especially in jeremy)... looks like a right muppet.


This is also what Pearl Jam sounds like to people who like Pearl Jam.


Wammalammadingdong... nacho cheese yeaaahhhh


Yup, that’s about right.

Is this their only song?


Pearl Jam sounds like Bob Dylan raping an alley cat…


Someone should type all these lyrics out haha


At the beginning, when it was just the actual song before the babbling started, I thought the joke would be that both fans and haters hear the exact same thing, except the people who don’t like them have the correct reaction. 🤣🤣🤣


Still makes more sense than Yellow Ledbetter...


I've never liked Pearl Jam and I hear no difference.


Gjsngyabduavdhjai neva gave him any concreeete!!  Bars


Pearl jam sounds like fecal matter if it could sing


Some music is like fine scotch. Should be properly aged.


This reminds me of the Weird Al "Smells Like Nirvana" parody song - except incoherent from the start.


I like his voice not his words. So I don't mind


Hey that wasn't bad. I actually did click not wanting to like it.


I can't tell the difference, what's the gag here?


I like Pearl Jam but cannot understand any lyrics unless they are in front of me when I listen to the song.


I could mute this and hate them by their vibing fans


I think Adam Sandler covered it way back in the 90s


I had to listen to this song five times to realize it was a parody


Sounded like rap music, with musical instruments.


I don't like them much for the same reason I don't like Dave Matthews band much. The songs just like.... Idno they're not songs


Pearl Jam... slightly better than toe jam.


lol you were a lot kinder than I would have been. Screw hurl spam! Can not stand that band or that jackass "singer."


HRRRR RRRRREEEOOOOO HARRRRROOOOO WOOOOO WEEE HERRRRRRRRUHHHHH


As someone who doesn't like Pearl Jam, I actually think they sound a lot worse than that.


Freezin' grassy sin a belladonna babymomma Vagisil looking through the matrix something something sage...

Classic


I like them and they sound like this to me


How did you ruin it. All you did was play the original song right?


Where is the ruined version? This must be the Original version right? Hyeaaaaahhhhhgh!


So they just play part of their song and call it satire?


oh freeeeezing shudadubaflubbadubba concrete hyuh


I don't know Pearl Jam and so to be honest I don't exactly know what the "joke" is 🥴


I thought you were going to show the Adam Sandler parody - which was pretty cool too.


Eddie Vedder sings in Minecraft enchantment table


The real song sounds far worse to me. This version is objectively better in that its only 47 seconds long.


Hey now, I'm Seattle born and raised!  That's our national anthem you just shat upon! 🤬


Fun fact: <br>I don't know anyone who doesn't like Pearl Jam!

Fun fact:
I don't know anyone who doesn't like Pearl Jam!


Nailed it. It's the noises someone makes when they don't know what music is. There's a reason the music I grew up on it what makes up over 90% of streamed music, and not this noise.

@daryl foster - Taylor Swift?? LOL.

I heard the 90% statistic on the radio, but I found this older article at The Atlantic from last year...

"Updated at 5:20 p.m. ET on January 31, 2022.

Old songs now represent 70 percent of the U.S. music market, according to the latest numbers from MRC Data, a music-analytics firm. Those who make a living from new music—especially that endangered species known as the working musician—should look at these figures with fear and trembling. But the news gets worse: The new-music market is actually shrinking. All the growth in the market is coming from old songs."

Yes, this means music from the 1960's, 1970's, and 1980's. Notice all the "reaction" channels on YouTube of people in their 20's and 30's discovering and reacting to songs from these eras.....and LOVING them....and their channels have many subscribers. There's a reason for that. I see many of them claim they had no idea there was music like this, and if their commentors hadn't mentioned the songs they would never be aware of them, and they are so thankful. Listen to what they have to say about that music. Maybe even listen to some of it for yourself.

Noise? A top 10 band of all time. What's your music? Taylor Swift?


Hahaaaahhaaa..that was funny. Good work.


Pearl jam sounds best played from speakers in your basement while upstairs.


Jajaja, in my case is with just breathe, instead even flow


That’s what they sound like to those who like them!


I like Pearl Jam and I think this is hilarious🤣


Whenever I hear STP  I always think it's pearl jam for like a while minute


Never liked them never will. Tried so hard. Them & STP.


The difference is hardly noticeable.  It's ok


I had the shittiest roommate once upon a time, who I mistakenly told how much I fucking hate pearl jam, and how overplayed "Evenflow" is on the radio. His response was to argue with me about how much Pearl jam rules and to play Evenflow  as loud as possible on his concert speakers he owned (for some fucking reason) to convince me otherwise. Anyway, I hope he and the whole band died of covid


im pretty sure that this what they sound like  to people who actually listen to them on purpose.


The video: Oh Frreeeeeeezzzzzinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnshshsjghsiekgnfosgrhfnchgjrjdbfjfhgmadeofxoncreetttteeee huuuhhh hhhhnngg hhhhyeaahhh

Transcript: Applause, girl, you


Never particularly cared for them and I honestly thought it was a joke and there was no editing.


Did he just throw in a yaba,yaba,yaba, do yeah.


I don’t like Pearl Jam and also I don’t like Britney Spears. I also don’t Like the cranberries and also I don’t like no doubt. I don’t like Linkin park and also I don’t like Metallica later after the 80s. I am so glad the 90s are over where I have been forced on every occasion to hear them. God bless the free choice that the modern internet has given us and also bless god he didn’t give me another job where a fucking radio is Omnipresent all workday. Funny video though!


For one this is hilarious and secondly I'm late to the party!


As someone who cannot stand Pearl Jam, this is 100% how I hear them.


Wait...I thought those were the lyrics! 😅


I bet the old spice ad sounds better but I aint sticking around to find out


Whenever I think of pearl jam, I think of that song from the last of us.


I mean, this is just what Pearl Jam sounds like, full stop :p Whether you like them or not


😂 that's about how i remember it ...<br>Now i have to wonder, did they make one for non Pink Floyd fans?

😂 that's about how i remember it ...
Now i have to wonder, did they make one for non Pink Floyd fans?


Yep This is what I hear. And I loved the whistle at the end.


I can't stand Pearl Jam and this is 100% accurate


i don't get it, you just posted a pearl jam song


Well guess I ruined It, I bet you were a fan of tiny Tim in the 1960's since you don't like Pearl Jam.


this is also what it sounds like to someone who Loves pearl jam.


I send this to any white person i know its amazing


Pearl Jam is the greatest band of all time!  My wife thinks they sound like Creed.  Thank you for not playing Creed!!!


PJ just don't sound right, no matter what


Eddie Vedder wasn't known for singing something clearly!


Im not a huge fan of PJ. It doesn't matter to me their geographical origins, or if they are from Seattle, or any band for that matter. Too much hype ruined the times these bands came up in. For some reason, I just never have gotten into Pearl jam,  no disrespect intended

Have you listened to their albums properly though? I wasn’t crazy about them either until I actually listened to them. They’re not top tier for me but they’re an objectively great band.


Oh fuck, I like Pearl Jam but this fucking sent me


Ridiculous. Jerry O'Connell was not the lead singer of Pearl Jam.


Sounds like he shoulda wore the white pants.


Bro, why you gotta do Eddie like that? 😂😂😂


The cut to the sign language interpreter obviously giving up! Oh my god


I love pearl jam and I hear no difference


As someone who doesn't like Pearl Jam, I don't see what you've changed. Sounds like all Pearl Jam songs to me.


me on my third can of brake cleaner with the garage doors closed


Lyrics:
Freezing
Rest his see a little don't know maybe time a face looking through the paper though he now to something that has never shown him any concrete
(Ooh yeah, hnnnngh, Huuuurgh)
Oh, feeling
Maybe he'll see a little now to something shown has never understands the weather on the few and through (hrrnnnngh) between on the better set a days
(hurrrggh, Nnhhuhh~)
Oh, HNNNGH
NGGguh
Now
again
ooh yeah
🎉


hahaha, very funny, I get it. Posting the song completely unedited.


would be funnier if you had left the song as it is


I feel bad for people that don’t like Pearl Jam. They’re probably  the kind of people that hate puppies, laughing, and wished The Nazi’s had won WW2 😂


I don't understand? What's the difference?


I like Pearl Jam but this is how they sound to me lmao


Freezin;
Rest his see a little don’t know baby
On my face lookin through the paper
Though he not knows better never show them any concrete. Hmm-uh. Hrrg. HERNGH.


I like this, Im guessing thats why I love pearl jam...


If I was Eddie vedder, would you like me any better?

Probably not because we can't hear what he's saying.


This is just a normal upload of their music.


Isn’t this just and exact copy of the track? I don’t get it.


The sign language interpreter was a nice touch


I don't get it, you played their song lyrics. What's the joke?

/s