>Running a business He means working retail in any store since you know security is a thing most places will not have and if you try to stop a thief then you get fired.
I think the job requirements would be: Republican, a drinker, a smoker...or tolerant to alcohol and smoke, pro-Capitalist, anti-leftist, anti-Democrat, anti-Socialism, a closet racist, have to pick up MOUNTAINS of beer cans, pick up a microphone after it's thrown around, and be able to hear "MAH KEEDS" from customers all day long.
2 days later white teen walks into the store.
Ghost: Uhhh. Sir. You're missing seventy cents.
White Guy: Sorry that's all I have.
Ghost: Well that's okay. Just be sure you have the money next time.
I would've handled this situation differently.
I would have told the woman:
So you have four dollars to use to feed six children? Alright, ma'am here's what you can do. There's a Wendy's a couple blocks down the road from here. If you go there and order 3 crispy chicken sandwiches, it'll cost you about $3.30. You take the three sandwiches, go home, and cut them in half, and give your children each half a sandwich, and have about 70 cents left over. How's that sound?
True story from good ol Ghost from True Capitalist Radio, especially when everyone is dealing with the current state of the world.
2 likesThis was fucking hilarious, but very true.
3 likesBUT GHOST JUS' NOT UNDERSTANDIN' BABY HER KEEDZ BABY, HER KEEDZ!
5 likesstill a classic
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I still make these jokes around friends.
1 likeI tend to say MAH KEEDZ out loud when I’m home
0 likesJewnbug and T-bone were the ones that disliked the video I bet xD~
7 likesThat story always make me laugh.
0 likes>Running a business
0 likesHe means working retail in any store since you know security is a thing most places will not have and if you try to stop a thief then you get fired.
“I give you fo dolla” 😂
2 likesThis is perfect instrumental rap beat material
0 likesI can't believe I've only just realised the DOOR STUCK guy is also the dude who has uploaded all my favourite Ghost clips
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Seriously wow it’s a small world
1 likeI wana be employed by ghostler....
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I think the job requirements would be: Republican, a drinker, a smoker...or tolerant to alcohol and smoke, pro-Capitalist, anti-leftist, anti-Democrat, anti-Socialism, a closet racist, have to pick up MOUNTAINS of beer cans, pick up a microphone after it's thrown around, and be able to hear "MAH KEEDS" from customers all day long.
6 likesI would volunteer for free at one of his stores!
2 likesLmfao My sides hurt. I can't breath.
0 likesBrilliant stuff, I lolled :)
1 like2 days later white teen walks into the store. Ghost: Uhhh. Sir. You're missing seventy cents. White Guy: Sorry that's all I have. Ghost: Well that's okay. Just be sure you have the money next time.
7 likesBut I gots tuh feet mah KEEYITS!!!
2 likesso ghost is a cashier?
8 likesI would've handled this situation differently. I would have told the woman: So you have four dollars to use to feed six children? Alright, ma'am here's what you can do. There's a Wendy's a couple blocks down the road from here. If you go there and order 3 crispy chicken sandwiches, it'll cost you about $3.30. You take the three sandwiches, go home, and cut them in half, and give your children each half a sandwich, and have about 70 cents left over. How's that sound?
0 likesMAHH KEEDZ
0 likesJunebug and T-Bone disliked this video.
1 likeDOOR STUCK.
0 likesME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
0 likesHer keedz grew up and disliked this video.
1 likeDat Sunday dress tho.
0 likesFive Dollars and thirty cents. Don't cry about it. It's only a joke.
0 likesFO' DOLLA
0 likesMuh keedz
0 likesMuh hooves. Wait I didn't say that
0 likes"muh kids"
1 likeHmm, I wonder what race she was...
2 likesWay to copy my comment, jetsr.
0 likes@LouisAndPillz probably a hambone
1 likeWelfare gives you more money if you have more kids. I think.
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