Lesson: It is always safe to trust the d.

Lesson: It is always safe to trust the *_d._*

@@d.2249а конечно тебе нельзя доверять

@@d.2249а конечно тебе нельзя доверять

@@b1.7.3 how did you put an emoji in your reply?

@@b1.7.3 how did you put an emoji in your reply?

@@unknownaccount4783 he is a channel member

@@unknownaccount4783 he is a channel member

Роман Белов what

Роман Белов what

@MUHAMMAD RAQIEM BIN RAZLIE Moe i am already subscribed

Роман Белов 👅👃👀🧠

Роман Белов 👅👃👀🧠

Lesson:make sure your computer is hacked

Lesson:make sure your computer is hacked

So that's what OneNote was preparing for over a year...

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Good thing it was on a VM, I can tell because recording software does not record startup or winlogon, since it can't start there?

the d: come look at this picture!
picture.exe
Me: nop3

Trust the d.

W̴̡̧̛̺̫̖͎̲̝̲̭̯͕̞̦͚̲̞͙̜̹̜̜͑́͋͆̉͗̉͐̿̎͛͋̽̿͗̔͊̅̆̇́͒̎̌́̚͘̕̚͝͠͝ͅę̸̢̥̖͚̤̫̪̻͔̠̗͓̠̳̹̟̺͎͈̬̺̹̤̜̜̬̮̤͎̳͆̓̾̿͜ ̴̨̧̛̖͓̥͈̪̠̩̰̩̖͇͖̎͗̓́͑d̸̢̨͓̘̲͖͉͔͙͎̖̙̓͛͐̈́ő̵͈̝̲̹̦̳͎͈̦͙͔̠̤͓̙̮͖̥̺̪̯̦̰̜̱̼̳̮͈̅͐̂̚̚͜ͅ ̸̧̺̗̣̤̩͙̜̺̗̣͉̫͉͕͓̯̼̃͐̑̊͗͑͂̅͋̏̎͑̚͜͝n̵̨̨̜͖͕͕̥̹̮̻̼̫̣͍̰̥̠̦͑̐̂͝ͅŏ̶̢̡̠̮̻̗̩̜͎͓̠̹͙̗̜̱̮̲̾̀͗͂͌̽̇͌̈́̇̌̈̀̍͌͒̑̓̽͂̇͠t̴̢̢̛̫̘̟̹̙͎̘̺͖͔͔̙̯̠̜̳̰̖̠͉̹̭͆͆͐̏̒̀̄̋͆͋̋͐̄̃̓̍̒̄̅̓̇̾̏̏̂̌̈́̚̕̕͜͜͠ ̷̧̧̧̛̭̞͕̮̣̗͓̬̼͖̯͔̮̥̮̤͔͓͚̺̰͓͇̩̲͆̉̈́̾̊̋̃̒͂̾̉̋̈́̊̂̀̚͘͠ͅt̴̺̂̐̀̎̈́̈̈̓̈̐̇̉̔̓̌̀͊̈́̋́̈́̃̄͐̈́̈́͒̕͝͠͝ͅa̵̧̛̬̖̣̗͉͖̪̖̹̦͙̮͆̐̆͂̈́̍͒̈́̊͑͘ͅḻ̴̢̟̮̳͚̙̱̙̻̥̪̬̝̹̠̗̹͔̰̀̆̒̕̚k̶̡̡̠͎͓̪͚̻̠̳̰̤̻̗͉̟̜̈͊̾͛͛͛̀͋̒͠͠͝ ̸̨̨̛̻̦̹̩̫̰̣̠̥̮̱͆́͆͛̅͛́͆́̌̌͐̎̐́̉̌̂̊̊̎͗͠a̷̢̧̖͖͕̪͙̘̹͔̫̤͈̩̰͕͚͉̮̖̥̱̼͔͎̘̙͓͔͚͍̽̀̒͌̌͑͌̈́͂̎̓̌̋͒̔̐̉̈́̔́̈́͋̄͊͆̋͘͜͠͝b̸̨̩̹̠̬̮̞̦̤̞̗̻̟̗̲̮͚̹̹͕̳̮̭̣̜̻͉̦̓̋̾̆̒̓͋̏̀̇́̈͜ͅͅô̵̢̰̠̞͓͕̤̲̮͇̮͖̖̳̥̥̰̺̪̭̮̮̫̺̆̐̀̆̈́͜ư̵̧̛̟̳͉̱͈͖̝̯̳͈̝͛̋̋́͂̎͗̋̏̀̄͗͒̃̈͆͆̽̈̀̅̓͐̒̔́̍̆̕̚̕t̴̼̺͓̳̯̞̪̙͐̄̌̔́̋̒̑̾̾̔͆̅͗͗̈̔̅̕͝͝ͅ ̵̡̢̣̤̯͍͓̬͓̗̎̈́͑̄̈́͐͒͋͌̀͒̔̂͊̏͐̾̕͝͝/̵̡̨͉̙͍̹̺̼͚̪͖̜̣̩̘̘̯̪̀̄͗̐́́̀̔b̶̡̧̠̣̮̳̙͎̝̠̞̯̞̣̞͖̮̻̽͋͋̀̾̎̆́͑̎̄̒̆̎̉͘̚͘͝͝͠ͅ/̸̨̢̢̨͎̗͇̗̰̪̞͉͇͈̰̮̳̠͓̞̩͖̫̗̦̯̪͙͓̘̓͊̾͑̽̏́̒̊͜

Ты сделал мою ночь до утра!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ты сделал мою ночь до утра!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@@d.2249 поверю тебе.

@@d.2249 поверю тебе.

@РусланАрхипов-э4у

@犬用下着ソース入り消臭剤

Avery Puhl <br>Hello everyone who wants to follow the best part about

Avery Puhl
Hello everyone who wants to follow the best part about

@@d.2249 Что вы хотите сказать ?

@@d.2249 Что вы хотите сказать ?

@@b1.7.3 how do you do pog even tho you're not a member

I don't have a computer, I can't understand this :(

I don't have a computer, I can't understand this :(

@@amourdominik idk but he pinned it like 30 Minutes after the video was published/premiered.

@@amourdominik because of russain D letter "Д"

@@amourdominik because of russain D letter "Д"

Other lesson: The school computers can’t do nothing a part of open Google

@@d.2249а вообще пиздец

@@d.2249а вообще пиздец

@КостяЛуговой-в9ш

Use this video to get rid of NoEscape : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYpA_CxHCeA

Because he is recording virtual machine from normal pc

Dont ever download Something ending with <b>.exe</b>

Dont ever download Something ending with *.exe*

𝚈𝚎𝚜. Especially If It's Something Related To The Word Death

@@Zennyee bam, bam. It seems I’m running out of ideas

Trust the d. , be cause he gives you uncopyright content you can upload and get  1 million views

@@d.2249 АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХ

@@d.2249 АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХ

Bsod Error Memz Error No Error Fuckted Error Discord hardware Bsod<br>Lost connection Error Server Hardware

Bsod Error Memz Error No Error Fuckted Error Discord hardware Bsod
Lost connection Error Server Hardware

Тут есть русские урааа

Тут есть русские урааа

Me in kitchen: i make tea
enderman: new video
I look in the kitchen
me: WHERE IS MY KITCHEN?

Me in kitchen: i make tea
enderman: new video
*I look in the kitchen*
me: WHERE IS MY KITCHEN?

Откуда тут столько русских?

Откуда тут столько русских?

dont trust any friend they can share a computer virus

I will never ask anyone how to delete it again lol

I will never ask anyone how to delete it again lol

Huh?? What Does That Even Mean?<br>Oh Wait, Now I Get It

Huh?? What Does That Even Mean?
Oh Wait, Now I Get It

@@unknownaccount4783 he has taken membership to YouTube

The <b>d.</b> is the most trust worthy person

The *d.* is the most trust worthy person

@владимирвладировичпутин

@@d.2249 прохладно

@@d.2249 прохладно

@Avey Puhl I am now scared of the video it doesn’t work on my computer windows 10

I don’t want to try never ever please don’t join this thing because it is no escape and it will kill your computer

Xperia 1 III Official Product Video - Speed and beyond: https://youtu.be/z6YWLieclaI

@@d.2249 whats the music name pls tell the music when the virus affected

why are people speaking a different language

why are people speaking a different language

@@unknownaccount4783 ОНИ ВСЕ РУССКИЕ ПОТОМУ ЧТО ЭНДЕРМАН РУССКИЙ

@@d.2249 прохладно

@@d.2249 прохладно

Кто русский?

Кто русский?

I think the d means I discard so no viruses

I think the d means I discard so no viruses

It's dangerous to run this no.escape exe

It's dangerous to run this no.escape exe

Хорошо, сделаю.

Хорошо, сделаю.

@@d.2249 АХАСХАХЧХСХСХС

@@d.2249 АХАСХАХЧХСХСХС

It's always safe to trust the SoundOFPuhl

It's always safe to trust the SoundOFPuhl

If i were you i will not download that link and i will not trust People if i know them

no its not! that is a virus! if he was trustable he would say to take cortana off the start menu, and maybe delete files cortana uses so it cant start

@@keytester2733 someone didn't get the joke<br>How- 💀💀

@@keytester2733 someone didn't get the joke
How- 💀💀

@@a7linked your reply somehow got deleted

@@a7linked your reply somehow got deleted

@@unknownaccount4783 I have a {ritical €rror speaking in a different /anguage.   Are you speaking Russian¿

Привет d.
мы с тобой не когда не видилесь !
подписышь на мой канал !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@@somerussiandude21 я могу 😢😢😮😮😮😅😂😅😂😅😅😮🎉🎉🎉

@@somerussiandude21 я могу 😢😢😮😮😮😅😂😅😂😅😅😮🎉🎉🎉

i will return to windows eXPerience since there's no cortana !

@@unknownaccount4783 ижм нот Руссиан бут иф ыоу спеак Енглисч, реплы анд саы “hi”.

@@d.2249 ахахахах жиза

@@d.2249 ахахахах жиза

@СофияГубарь

Значит ты знаешь русский

Значит ты знаешь русский

2:37  me: hears the banger music start dancing

2:37  me: hears the banger music *start dancing*

cortana is not usable anymore it just says Cortana is a standalone app as depicted


And the worst of all... cortana was still installed:(

@Sarthak Soni cortana is much more worst than a stupid virus

@Sarthak Soni he is the creator of the virus

Delete: restarts. ok, its restarting to delete it. sees virus. what? cortana is still installed. exits life and excepts defeat.

Delete: restarts. ok, its restarting to delete it. *sees virus.* what? *cortana is still installed.* exits life and excepts defeat.

Ehh, never mind about Cortana, tho... It's a system app, tho.

Winaro twicker can do that "disable Cortana"!

@@lukamirka9697 what are you doing here? Aren’t you my Roblox friend?

CORTANA IS THE MICROSOFT WINDOWS ASSISTANT AND IS REALLY USEFULL!<br>(I'M NOT SARCASTIC)

CORTANA IS THE MICROSOFT WINDOWS ASSISTANT AND IS REALLY USEFULL!
(I'M NOT SARCASTIC)

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@Resortofthat is that a <b>f</b> referance

@ΒασίληςΑναστ

@Resortofthat i-is that a j-jojo reference?

Cortana said “fuck this, he can handle it.” <br>😭😭

Cortana said “fuck this, he can handle it.”
😭😭

@@500deadweasels press 5 to destoy<br>press 8 to terminate

@@500deadweasels press 5 to destoy
press 8 to terminate

@Musab KineMaster / google fan 2021 HMPH.. 😡

Press alt f4 to get rid of cortana and delete system 32 to get £1,000,000,000

Everyone:F

Me:I'm gunna ruin this guy's career👇

a

Me .haha haha<br>Did you know Coronta has an app

Me .haha haha
Did you know Coronta has an app

Honestly it's a good thing he used this on a test computer

@Sarthak Soni HOW DARE U MESS UP "F" CHAIN!

@Sarthak Soni HOW DARE U MESS UP "F" CHAIN!

Cortana is the FANTASTIC Microsoft windows 10 assistant!

@@The747Hamster No she not. She is super mega ultra trash pro max.

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yep i cant delete it too:( BUT I REALY WANT TOO

@@rynetimothycontreras4709 F Says "Fun"???

@@rynetimothycontreras4709 F Says "Fun"???

@Jayden does content samsung girl is better

@Jayden does content samsung girl is better

Wait, shouldnt cortana be hidden somewhere in system32? Warning: deleting a system file can be the equivilant to deleting your own system, ask a admin before touching files in system32.

Cotrana fought back it wasnt a virus read B.’s comment

@@josuebelike what is meaning for that letter F

"Ḟ̴̧̜̳̺̪̲̜͍̹̪͕̬̳͇̦̭̰͙̫̞̲̿̀͌̉͊͊̿̐͌̿́̈́̑̕͝"

"Ḟ̴̧̜̳̺̪̲̜͍̹̪͕̬̳͇̦̭̰͙̫̞̲̿̀͌̉͊͊̿̐͌̿́̈́̑̕͝"

S U P E R F 6 4 (MANDELF)(BURNINF SHIF) FFFFFF

"it's not a mistake✨ IT'S NOT A MISTAKE, IT'S A MASTERPEICE✨" and also F

It was removed, but along with everything else

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "SCREAMS IN INTATINAL PAIN"

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Microsoft sayin that cortana is one of the important part thing in windows so there's no way to delete it

More Like And The Best Of All...  Cortana Was Still Installed:)

The goddamn microsoft official Bonzi buddy!

The goddamn microsoft official Bonzi buddy!

@Торнадоплюспетарда


Enderman: Stupid discord kid

Enderman 4 minutes later:
Bruh

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1:10 Enderman: Eh What can Posibbly Go Wrong

Me:Oh Boi Alot Of Things can Happen

@@Skyler2.0_Youtube why your account image among us??

@Pigman He is not a kid.

He's a true hacker but young.

@Pigman *He is not a kid.*

*He's a true hacker but young.*

@@unknown.6445 you are currently browsing the web


@@Endy3032 how are you supposed to interpet that as a joke

@@Endy3032 how are you supposed to interpet that as a joke

@@grease1224 You guys have a lower sense of humor than i have...

@@excalibur5377 nah theyre lower than me

@@excalibur5377 nah theyre lower than me

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro dont use r/wooosh

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro dont use r/wooosh

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro this isnt reddit 9yo

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro this isnt reddit 9yo

@@archived2383 but if the pc powers of that software would die.

@@archived2383 Recording softwares record your screen...

VM’s are in your screen and don’t interfere with your actual machine

it can record the VM? :O

The recording softwe is stronger thn arceus

The recording softwe is stronger thn arceus

@Dmitry9000YT did u get the wrong person?

@Dmitry9000YT did u get the wrong person?

joshua martin and below lol angryiest youtube comment thread

joshua martin and below lol angryiest youtube comment thread

@@Endy3032 not even a funny one, I would call it pathetic

@@Endy3032 not even a funny one, I would call it pathetic

It can be a capture card too<br>(If it wasn't a VM)

It can be a capture card too
(If it wasn't a VM)

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro its not a reddit

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro its not a reddit

@@cristad3474 remember Sr dialga plakia and giratina?

@@cristad3474 remember Sr dialga plakia and giratina?

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro “r/wooosh” is so cringe stfu reddit pussy

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro LOL! xD super funny

@@areyouseriousrightneowbro LOL! xD super funny

This is a vm and he is recording this on his actual desktop

This is a vm and he is recording this on his actual desktop

@@Endy3032  do you even know what is vm its not a joke hes showing an experiment or how to remove it for the victims

it was made by indian tech support personell

it was made by indian tech support personell

@@cristad3474 it was made by indian tech support personell

@@cristad3474 it was made by indian tech support personell

He had a good camera focused on he's pc (unconfirmed theory)

He had a good camera focused on he's pc (unconfirmed theory)

@JoshuaMartin yeah i know the Recording Software is been through a lot

this is one of the longest fights on youtube

this is one of the longest fights on youtube

Either it is a cam or he is using hdmi capture card

Either it is a cam or he is using hdmi capture card

@@kiato_meu880 surely i will<br>r/woosssshhhhwith4s

@@kiato_meu880 surely i will
r/woosssshhhhwith4s

Well... You can record directly from the monitor itself...

Well... You can record directly from the monitor itself...

@@div_100 capture card belike : am i a joke to you ?

@@div_100 capture card belike : am i a joke to you ?

@fallingfridge I watch Pewdie pie and I’m 20

@fallingfridge I watch Pewdie pie and I’m 20

@fallingfridge but he's playing Roblox - ToH

@fallingfridge but he's playing Roblox - ToH

there is no way the virus keep showing up once you reinstalled windows you install new files and the virus is not there obviously

@@gurglemurgle5 you missed the joke idiot

@@gurglemurgle5 you missed the joke idiot

The rec software is fine with the exploding glitchy firworks.  :)

BTW he is doing this all in a virtual computer via VMWARE

BTW he is doing this all in a virtual computer via VMWARE

@@Endy3032 I wish you were on r/gachalifecringe

@@Endy3032 I wish you were on r/gachalifecringe

@@cristad3474 that’s very offensive to my kind

@@cristad3474 that’s very offensive to my kind

@@excalibur5377 sense of humour is what you find funny it can not be higher or lower

@@speedymagoo48 that comment is like 6 months old, and its a joke and pls dont reply to this reply notifications suck :/

1. he was using a VM (specifically VMware)<br>2. he was most likely using a separate camera (like he was at the end of the video)

1. he was using a VM (specifically VMware)
2. he was most likely using a separate camera (like he was at the end of the video)

@@gurglemurgle5 yes And im spanish.        Ñ

@@gurglemurgle5 yes And im spanish.        Ñ

god, even the recording software has the same power as the camera man

@UCFzPP7uBNToLPKqYXQARTeA that's the joke dummy! Better luck next time!

@@vps_xddd660 That's the joke, Dummy! Better luck next time.

@@vps_xddd660 That's the joke, Dummy! Better luck next time.

@@grease1224 so basically your saying the “this is fine” joke doesnt exist.

Obs: (Eh he can have no escape) also obs: (MINECRAFT bleh :P)

like i say camera man is the god of gods

like i say camera man is the god of gods

@@excalibur5377 you see, humor is subjective Einstein

@@excalibur5377 you see, humor is subjective Einstein

OBS : <b>Becomes proud to record no escape</b>

OBS : *Becomes proud to record no escape*

Its all fun and games until you realise he is recording through a phone..

Ik this is a joke but for people believing the computer is actually infected, it's a vm so don't worry.

@@gurglemurgle5 it’s called a joke that flew over your head

@@gurglemurgle5 it’s called a joke that flew over your head

@@grease1224 the “this is fine” is literally a meme

@@grease1224 the “this is fine” is literally a meme

Someone: Makes a joke in the comment section<br>Everyone: BuT iT It Is A vM yOu IdIoT

Someone: Makes a joke in the comment section
Everyone: BuT iT It Is A vM yOu IdIoT

@@Endy3032 Hi Endy, I'm Endy!<br>You're Endy3032, I'm Endy27876.

@@Endy3032 Hi Endy, I'm Endy!
You're Endy3032, I'm Endy27876.

I think he’s using some kind of virtual box or just virtual box itself

Ik it's a joke but he uses a VM, pretty sure he has a Linux host

Obs: just do your thing you are not invalved

Obs is the kid that records the school fight

@@Alejandro-gg7oz then try it yourself, but don't come crying when the file is still there

@@Croshest if you're the one with the Minecraft issues then it's a computer problem

@@quantsgameryt6458 Finally, someone spells it right!

@@quantsgameryt6458 Finally, someone spells it right!

@@syllvanis_ Bro Please make more sense.. seriously.

@@syllvanis_ Bro Please make more sense.. seriously.

@@Croshest If you were the one who was having issues with Minecraft, it was probably a computer issue because OBS doesn't usually hate Minecraft

This proves the theory that Camera Men are invincible

This proves the theory that Camera Men are invincible

Recording software? more like Cameraman in the computer

Recording software? more like Cameraman in the computer

Okay my brain Hurts from reading the replies.

Okay my brain Hurts from reading the replies.

The recording software is the most powerful creature ever

The recording software is the most powerful creature ever

Nah it’s his main pc, cuz he actually took the time to change the wallpaper and remove the search bar, he wouldn’t do that on a vm

@@gokugod2010 Doesn't mean you can't use subreddits

@@gokugod2010 Doesn't mean you can't use subreddits

video capture card: what will you do to me?

video capture card: what will you do to me?

The recording software is completely fine meanwhile the software on fire: AAAAAAAAAAAA

@@gokugod2010 says the intellectual named "goku god", also no one isnt allowed to not r/wooosh someone, its just for comedy purposes

What the fuck is wrong with people in the replies lol

What the fuck is wrong with people in the replies lol

I aslo had the same malware no escape.exe the second laptop had 000.exe do you know that malware

@@excalibur5377 jdjhsdCjnacdsnuoewfqijfeajnrfaejkfare haverhilmueghua rile hiprageuho pgear

@@Hecker-Cat-1 cjdoyfyovhv uguodtdyifpug0ub9uvvhobv0ug0ufoyev vuchv g07ruol

@@gurglemurgle5 the malware still destroyed the normal pc. Unless he was using a VM inside of a VM but the hardware

@@grease1224🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@@grease1224🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

ender needeed that orange group tech tut

ender needeed that orange group tech tut

@@marcelord8372 Это виртуальная машина.

@@marcelord8372 Это виртуальная машина.


Hydra, Minoxide, and all the other viruses: "We're better!"<br>NoEscape.exe: "You think so?"

Hydra, Minoxide, and all the other viruses: "We're better!"
NoEscape.exe: "You think so?"

Hydra: Not very harmful
Memz: "Solos everyone" my ass, it can be taskkilled by cmd
Minoxide: Haven't seen it
NoEscape: Best of the ones we have said as of now

@catermelony Huh? Doesn't Memz bsod the OS when you kill it with task manager?


No Escape virus: you can't defeat me
Enderman: i know, but he can
"Linux has been successfully installed"

Linux: What's up MotherF*cker's. <br>NoEscape.exe: Ah sh*t, here we go again.

Linux: What's up MotherF*cker's.
NoEscape.exe: Ah sh*t, here we go again.

Cortana: hahaha!<br>Noescape: please.... no.... PLEASE!!!

Cortana: hahaha!
Noescape: please.... no.... PLEASE!!!

@Pedro Gabriel how ? Its only on mac books

@@EndyDoesStuff avast payed is safe but if its noy payed it may harm your computer

Dominik Tősér :facepalm: How dumb are you? If your not downloading from the official website of course its not safe but if you are it is safe

@@Noob-bu8nk Have you heard of hakintosh?

@Pedro Gabriel Macintosh is the pc brand, MacOS is the Operating System. You can't compare a pc brand to an operating system.

NoEscape: Drops tons of Registry Keys
Me: Let me Paint my Last Moments...
Me again: Starts Doom And Boots to MS-DOS And destroys NoEscape
NoEscape: Avoids
Me: You left me no choice,TIME TO CODE A MANAGMENT TOOL BOOTLOADER ON MY OLD ACER LAPTOP,THANK GOD I CAN CODE BITCH
codes managment tool bootloader
boots into it
destroys Registry Keys
NoEscape: NOOOOOOOO!

Thank you for Using My Bootloader, Your Hard drive Partition has been successfully Recovered

The End

NoEscape: *Drops tons of Registry Keys*
Me: Let me Paint my Last Moments...
Me again: Starts *Doom* And Boots to MS-DOS And destroys NoEscape
NoEscape: *Avoids*
Me: You left me no choice,TIME TO CODE A MANAGMENT TOOL BOOTLOADER ON MY OLD ACER LAPTOP,THANK GOD I CAN CODE BITCH
*codes managment tool bootloader*
*boots into it*
*destroys Registry Keys*
NoEscape: NOOOOOOOO!

*Thank you for Using My Bootloader, Your Hard drive Partition has been successfully Recovered*

The End

@@borjanvalchanov8245 steve: wtf did i invent apple???bill was better...sobsobsob

penguin has been installed

Penguin: removes every virus

No escape: NOOOOOOOOO....O.O..OO..

*penguin has been installed*

Penguin: removes every virus

No escape: NOOOOOOOOO....O.O..OO..

@Pedro Gabriel MacOS cannot run .exe files. Virus go brrrrrrrr.

Malwarebites was successfully installed antivirus was successfully installed windows security was successfully installed
No escape: welp...#### I gess there was a escape

*Malwarebites was successfully installed antivirus was successfully installed windows security was successfully installed*
No escape: welp...#### I gess there was a escape

Linux:noEscape.exe is not compatible with this computer,please talk to the developer to get a compatible version

Kali linux KDE Plasma has been installed

MS-DOS Has been installed successfully and setted as your default OS

Cortana has succefully reseted WINDOWS 10

NoEscape.exe quitted because of an error. LETS START A MEME WITH THIS

"just by installing new os is not enough to abort me"

"No escape Ubuntu version has been installed"

Let me change my computer.

V1rus spreads throughout the house.

YOU HAVE NO ESCAPE

Mac, Linux, and Ubuntu have been installed.

ITUNES HAS BEEN INSTALLED.


noescape.exe: DO NOT TRY TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW
enderman: auto clicking at the X

noescape.exe: DO NOT TRY TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW
enderman: *auto clicking at the X*

u cant the system will crash if u click the x

@@tanic2productionsonly minecraft players understand

@@suraki8541 Never click 2 times when screen loading

@@iSomeDood Endermans name is Andrew if you didnt know

@@0.r0 yeah, but it's still correct to call him Enderman

@@SOTP. the only way to escape is da <b>X</b>

@@SOTP. the only way to escape is da *X*

@@suraki8541 huh im a minecraft player i don't understand that


NoEscape.exe: Do you want to enjoy last minutes of you pc?
Enderman: yes
NoEscape.exe: Good luck!
Windows: Here is painT

I will add virus to your phone

Jn1jqkdjmdl1p1ieiq8iw  enor  phone has crashed into a problem reset phone if hapins again follow these  steps
  smash phone wilf a hammer
Or kill it by opining severity hacker box in phone and take it out

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 no one believes you that it is a real virus

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 oh no :(((

Very sad

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 go hack me bitch skwjwhswkwgqusueiwjw

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 o n oe!! m ypohne hsa vrisus nwaoew!!!!!

hmmmmm thanks for the likes i am not amazed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 does that virus even exist?<br>If you answer yes then you're a dump, stupid, 3 yr old.

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 does that virus even exist?
If you answer yes then you're a dump, stupid, 3 yr old.

@@lychezr Me: Guys I downloaded NoEscape.exe and nowI only have a minute with my pc
Them: :(
Me: Well bye guys I hope I can get a new computer

@@Slimerite bro nobody liked ur comment but i hope it will get popular ;)

lol

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 imagine being a 1 year old

@@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkirbyyyyy u srs i am 13 and i am from other country for this i cant well speak english, everyone watching this video cant very well lol

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 let me redo what you did but with good spelling, "I will add a virus to your phone.

Jn1jqkdjmdl1p1ieiq8iw Error phone has crashed into a problem resetting your phone. If it happens again  follow these steps.
Smash phone with a hammer,
Or kill it by opening severity hacker box inside your phone and take it out.

@@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkirbyyyyy yesyesyes i got it the weird comment who i cant commit understand wtf

@@Slimerite lol did u even think about liking ur own comment

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 yo dude why are you using normal youtube go back to youtube kids or something

after downloading: i live in paint without the T

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 bro I just typed this comment on my windows 10

¿wtf u mean¿

@@lychezr I, Too, Have No God Damn Idea What's Going On.

@@JustJaidenism yes just I am typing on my phone's keyboard lol

just I hold a random key łøł

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 .exe has stopped working
Please download No.Escape.exe to solve this problem
Your welcome, ~Windows

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 enor hapins wilf opining

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 the virus was added to your phone instead

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 what the.. im not even using a phone..

@@skelly2200 here is taskk... An error occured. Please <b>restart</b> your pc (2 minutes earlier) DONT RESTART YOUR PC.

@@skelly2200 here is taskk... An error occured. Please *restart* your pc (2 minutes earlier) DONT RESTART YOUR PC.

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 you forgot to use the usb killler!

@@justsomeone3041 dump 😎😎😎😎😎😠😠😠😡😎😡😡😎😡😡😒🥶😞🥶😒😓😒😒😓😒🤗😒😶😒😪😒🤮😒🤮😒😵😒🥱

@@kylensplaysdanesls1820 LMFAO THATS SO CRINGE YOU 5 YEAR OLD

Windows: <b>I am spain without the s.</b>

nah it's not windows :<br>d was so kind he opened paint for him

nah it's not windows :
d was so kind he opened paint for him


This tutorial was well detailed. Earned a sub. I can confirm this is legit.


"WinCustomize. exe may be dangerous."

Eh, what could possibly go wrong

"WinCustomize. exe may be dangerous."

_Eh, what could possibly go wrong_

@kot barsik естественно

@kot barsik естественно

Привет канавник

Привет канавник

No, I make a useful software named WinCustomize and now it's ruined.NO!!!!!!!!

It's a Trojan virus but since Enderman doesn't know it, that's why he says it

Lol that virus was renamed so that it could pretend to look like system utility.  >:(

@@claireobrien9698 why do people still watch this lol


"I even reinstalled Windows, what does it want from me?!"
Me: aight time to try installing linux to get rid of this bad boy

"I even reinstalled Windows, what does it want from me?!"
Me: *aight time to try installing linux to get rid of this bad boy*

If you reinstall windows and a virus is still there, then it's a rootkit which has modified the system BIOS, meaning you have no choice but to buy a new computer period.

@@Kristibek technically u can just buy a new mobo right?

@@Kristibek technically u can just buy a new mobo right?

@@Kristibek malware cant infect the BIOS its hardwired and its content cant be changed by software.

@@Kristibek If you can, just format disk, install normal BIOS and install Win again

@@Kristibek If you can, just format disk, install normal BIOS and install Win again

@@DebuggerKnight With RWEverything and in some manufacturers you can.

@@DebuggerKnight With RWEverything and in some manufacturers you can.

@@Onlymedomt what do you mean fake VMware?

@@Onlymedomt what do you mean fake VMware?

<b>*laughs in installing Windows XP*</b>

@@malwaretestingfan still impractical. The bios cant understand the operating systems filesystem so it cant make changes to it.

@@DebuggerKnight Malware could just overwrite the MBR and then write to NTFS from there, it's not difficult to do so even if surviving the system initialization is difficult for a proper bootkit nowadays, you can use the method Pitou used to bypass the Kernel Code Signing Policy and write to NTFS using NT APIs as kernel driver.
For UEFI, you can use HackingTeam's UEFI rootkit NTFS code to access NTFS disks from there or just the native APIs (in some cases).
Also, implying a malware has necessarily to write to the disk.

@@malwaretestingfan i read more about hacking teams uefi rootkit the attacker needs physical access to the computer so he can dump the rootkit trough the uefi shell. Still very interesting tho also can a uefi update or reflashing the uefi wipes it out?

@@RobloxElevatorGuy your English is garbage

@@RobloxElevatorGuy your English is garbage

@@DebuggerKnight then how does updating it work

@@DebuggerKnight then how does updating it work

@@Kristibek or you can just flash a new bios it's really not that hard you just have to find the correct bios for your motherboard make a flash drive with dos put the bios on it then write a few commands and boom you're done

@@Kristibek no if thats the case and it would be stored in the mother bored mayB the storage but in that case you only need a new mother board and a storage thing

@@RobloxElevatorGuy Me I'm French and I have 11 years old and my family is Portuguese ( bom dia)

@Héctor xD tu ingles esta pro bro, tu tranquilo

@Héctor xD tu ingles esta pro bro, tu tranquilo

ADD MAC I DONT CARE IF THE FBI ROBS YOUR HOUSE

ADD MAC I DONT CARE IF THE FBI ROBS YOUR HOUSE

the data are in the hard drive anyway so it costs around 20$ to get another one soooo

Manjaro Openbox with wbar as dock and rofi as launcher! And mimicking unixporn's i3 ready for fall rice! And with papyrus icons!

malware: takes control<br>me: bunsenlabs live system that i have on my stick go brrr

malware: takes control
me: bunsenlabs live system that i have on my stick go brrr

Héctor xD  no i just have to put a new partition

Héctor xD  no i just have to put a new partition

@@franchufranchu119 he should learn english before writing in the public, i always check my spelling

Black Hat Or buy a new hard drive or ssd if the efi partition is on the diak and not the motherboard

@@Kristibek or u can change the motherboard

@@Kristibek or u can change the motherboard

@@RobloxElevatorGuy Why do you have the chanel photo???

@@RobloxElevatorGuy Why do you have the chanel photo???

@@tqueTheIdiot if it's real, how would he record that whole thing? By just a camera in a dark room? That would possibly not make any problems!

Kristibek or flash the bios

Or get a new mobo

Kristibek or flash the bios

Or get a new mobo

then it keeps going as a Linux virus then I install apple

then it keeps going as a Linux virus then I install apple

@@Kristibek You can reset the bios or install other OS

@@Kristibek You can reset the bios or install other OS

@@Kristibek Kali linux, Kali linux, The solve to all problems. (well if you know how to use it at least)

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A virus that could stay even after a full wipe of the os would be very bad, but it should be impossible.

time to completely remove BIOS and UEFI and reinstall windows iso

time to completely remove BIOS and UEFI and reinstall windows iso

I have linux on my old computer....<br>Bec/se memz des/ed   my windows

I have linux on my old computer....
Bec/se memz des/ed   my windows

@@Kristibek <br>Secure boot: y yo que estoy pintado o que!!!!.ini

@@Kristibek
Secure boot: y yo que estoy pintado o que!!!!.ini

@@luihum1287 Can't you just remove the solder, reprogram the flash chip and resolder it? You can't infect "hardware", only the firmware inside flash which is software.

@@Kristibek Or just change the BIOS chip....

@@Kristibek Or just change the BIOS chip....

Kristibek theres this magical new age disk partition method called GPT and a new firmware interface named UEFI

aight time to install haiku to get rid of this bad boy

aight time to install haiku to get rid of this bad boy

@@MalwarePad Arch go Braaaap Stutututututu

@@MalwarePad Arch go Braaaap Stutututututu

@@RobloxElevatorGuy same but i can spell it correctly

@@RobloxElevatorGuy same but i can spell it correctly

@@Kristibek eeeh Depends on your Operating System I think because as long as it's not Executable for every other OS out there then I t go think there might be a slight chance that Linux can still be Useable in that Situation

Edit: And Depending on your Motherboard Manufacturer(Asus as an Example) you can get Updates and the Software for it on their website I think

@Héctor xD bro you are so dumb you said your age to the entire internet wtf

@Héctor xD bro you are so dumb you said your age to the entire internet wtf

@@virusyrel771 envy, if you delete the comment you typed Fuck U

@@virusyrel771 envy, if you delete the comment you typed Fuck U

@@mundotecnologia1207 br? Ta porra kjjkk

@@mundotecnologia1207 br? Ta porra kjjkk

@@Kristibek I'm pretty sure that won't happen if you use a different operating system with a different kernel, filesystem and everything.

I think install Debian Linux. It is the best!

I think install Debian Linux. It is the best!

@@RobloxElevatorGuy your copy ender man's logo

@@RobloxElevatorGuy your copy ender man's logo

@@Kristibek im pretty sure you can go back to BIOS and install windows with a usb since thatll install every windows files again

@@Kajssbm in this case no because most viruses are specific to windows, so this virus would most likely not work if he did that

@@Mr.Tacoman999 Yup, so i would wanna use Linux

@@Mr.Tacoman999 Yup, so i would wanna use Linux

@@Kristibek But linux aint giving shit about that.

@@Kristibek But linux aint giving shit about that.

The real fix is just use a PROPER antivirus and PAY for it. I’ll block dangerous websites and malicious downloads / attacks. Just be smart and do not get shit like this in your pc ...

@@Kristibek which is impossible nowadays

@@Kristibek which is impossible nowadays

Instructions unclear, Linux turned on me after clicking on a super non suspicious real download button.

@@jaycenotsoanimations9216 no it's os x idiot

@@jaycenotsoanimations9216 no it's os x idiot

@@BW-fh9ij are you stupid? a .deb file is a debian package file, how stupid are you? don't emberass yourself if all you used was the linux beta on chrome os to install minecraft

@@RobloxElevatorGuy tu ingles es malo, pinche pendejo

edit: portugeus es muy estupido

@@RobloxElevatorGuy por que usando un traductor xD <br>or your english has improved alot, good job

@@RobloxElevatorGuy por que usando un traductor xD
or your english has improved alot, good job

@@RobloxElevatorGuy ??????? que? no habla portugeus lo siento

@@RobloxElevatorGuy ??????? que? no habla portugeus lo siento

Your computer is affected be virus so you cant do anything! This virus is in team destroyer so hes more hard to be destroyed and that unclear imagine maked me think about this virus is very dangerous and deleted some files. That restars make your computer more low and if i say correct that restars delete your files! Your computer is destroyed anyway make me think that virus is not exactly a virus, and i think its a human who hack your computer after you accept to be infected because a virus dont can talk!

@@Kristibek You can manually reflash the bios with an arduino. It's pretty simple if you know what you are doing.

@@virusyrel771 Arent you read rules? No swearing

@@virusyrel771 Arent you read rules? No swearing

just backup the EFI and format the whole disk

just backup the EFI and format the whole disk

@@Kristibek there is a way to get rid of no escape which enderman made a vedio of

@@Kristibek there is a way to get rid of no escape which enderman made a vedio of

@@Kristibek If it can modify the BIOS in that way, it can modify it back.

@@Kristibek If it can modify the BIOS in that way, it can modify it back.

@@Kristibek You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Re-installing Windows gets rid of most malware, but some nasty ones can infect the disk's first sector, which contains the partition table and boot code. It is possible for malware to reside there - if it happens, all you have to do is go on Linux and type the following command:

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdX bs=512 count=1

(replace sdX with your infected drive, usually it's "sda").

There, malware removed. Just backup your data first.

@@Kristibek *proceeds to destroy half of my computer and replaces the other*

Fear me you stupid virus

@@Kristibek **proceeds to destroy half of my computer and replaces the other**

Fear me you stupid virus

@@Kristibek I mean if you use Linux this might be solved. This virus is coded to work on Windows so it will be pretty useless on Linux


virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
me: no
virus: ok ;(

virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
me: *no*
virus: ok ;(

Virus Ending
virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
me: yes
virus: >:)
me: NO!! THIS BACKGROUND & APPS!!! APPS ARE TELEPORTING!! BACKGROUND IS RED!!!!


Enderman: uninstall Cortana<br>NoEscape.exe: instructions unclear, uninstalled the whole computer.

Enderman: uninstall Cortana
NoEscape.exe: instructions unclear, uninstalled the whole computer.

@Hongsheng Toh it’s a simulated computer...

When you made the real Windows Customization tool.<br>Andrew: Wasn't expecting that. But anyway.

When you made the real Windows Customization tool.
Andrew: Wasn't expecting that. But anyway.

@Djurj Christian uhh idk but i use virtuabox from orcale, hes not lying, its safe, u need an iso and the app

@Djurj Christian disc image, you can get the windows one from microsoft , it will give u the media creation tool, using that, choose make an iso

@Nyan Cat  yes VMware is better than virtual box  I use it but it is a paid software VMware is best

@Djurj Christian hey don't worry this is made my the brand that made the Java. This is safe just you require a good pc

@Nyan Cat How do you download vmware thing and is it a paid thing?

He couldve just used winaero tweaker to use it and disable cortana from there

@Hongsheng Toh didn't you see the vmware boot logo

@Djurj Christian its not a virus, I can seriously run a circa 1996 version of Windows on Windows 10 using virtualbox

@@applesiri2381 ok did you ask you know you don't have to use Windows pe you just have to boot into safe mode and do the other steps but there is one thing that you still have to do you have to go to auto repare then open up the windows registry editor when you delete some keys open or idk I am sure its system ki modify than any name of the key delete Schoogug map whatever it's  called delete the key and done now you can have to delete the keys disable command prompt and disable Windows registry editor


d. : "Do you trust me?"
Enderman : "with every cell of my body."

d. : *"Do you trust me?"*
Enderman : *"with every cell of my body."*

@@Xeodez di-

The name of the guy give enderman the link to noescape.exe

@@Xeodez deez nu-

I was advised not to continue this joke

d just want enderman computer to be gone along with all his files (at least it was on a vm)

@@donquavioussquintillioncor2261 the nuts nuts

@@Xeodez di-

My mom said its my turn on the xbox :)

@@Xeodez it means..

DING DONG YOUR AMAZON PACKAGE IS HERE!!!!

every cell of your body proved you are wrong

@@XeodezIt's the fourth letter of the alphabet of the english language, also can be used as a variable in math.

Come on man, finish the entire thing it stands for "d!Ck"@@jakethedawggg


Plot twist the software wasn’t malicious, that was just cortana fighting back

Ayo b. Were u da guy who infected him da guy who   did was d.  Edit: wat am I doing what was I supposed to write?

Amit Chand how do I pause while using that

Lmfao wait, d. B. !!!!!!!!!!! Its d. Guys dnt trust them

actually, it feels like cortana was the malware

@@WalkingBrainTheMathNerd But Cortana is the least malicious malware, but it's overused on davemadson

Cortana Let Me Get Revange
Cortana Pretended to D
Cortana 👩💻
Cortana Click on this
Enderman: Shit it’s that Virus Again
Some guy Just Plug out the Internet

@@your-local-dustbin what is BFDI file??

aka that the virus doesnt work on any versions of windows except 8, 8.1, 10, and 11. But i dont beleive it if thats what you mean

cab gnathic amatory tusk saw that ,suoicilam erawtfos eat twist top

i was just gonna comment something like that

Yes Agree But I'll Still Not Download That

@@Thegamer-li3pz I got a subscriberi!! 😍

@@your-local-dustbinAN OBJECT SHOW FILE COOL!!


Enderman: Lets See Whats This....

a few minutes later
Enderman: OH DEAR HEAVENS


Enderman: when did I get my VM infected again?
NoEscape: MAKES A MODDED WINDOWS INSTALLER

Enderman: *when did I get my VM infected again?*
NoEscape: *MAKES A MODDED WINDOWS INSTALLER*

@Lil' Red Crewmate srsly kid. it's obvious he's fake. he only did it cuz he is a fan of skeppy

i think it went to the BIOS and fucked up the computer

@Lil' Red Crewmate then why the hell did you

id just use my own boot drive at that point

@@DanteDMCry34 i think it because the winnt32.exe

Ummmm my skip ad button went way off my screen

@@DanteDMCry34 no that would be next to impossible, there is almost no space for bios, like 512 bytes i think, so you couldn't fit it, or even just connect to the internet. likely what it does is hide a reinstaller in %appdata% which is kept when reinstalling windows (i think), the reinstaller would detect when the no escape damage was slightly reversed, and redo it.

edit: for reference, this comment takes 415 bytes to store. (1 char is 1 byte) and the windows bootloader doesn't fit with the maximum alotted space for the bootloader, so it is a launcher for the real booloader, so it would be infeasible to fit even a basic socket connection in there. (socket connection for internet to download code)

@Noah - Des astuce et jeux vidéo !yes, however it is not irreversible, you can fix the boot sector quite easily, the partition table requires a backup however

@Techdude17 it might be downloading from tthe internet somehow or smth?


<b>"There's actually an escape. But it's just really hard to find."</b>

*"There's actually an escape. But it's just really hard to find."*

There is: it’s a usb drive with a win 10 installer!

There is an yt video for it for an escape

@@aminathmohamed4387 no, same guy who made this

Is one of the escapes using task manager to close the executable no escape.exe that is a fake windows customizationtool

For the kids searched for this
https://youtu.be/PYpA_CxHCeA
Bruh..

Just like a legend said<br>If there is noscape then therr is escape and you can find it

Just like a legend said
If there is noscape then therr is escape and you can find it

There is an escape its called dont be stupid and download malware or SMASH PC AND BUY NEW ONE

@@beamwh I always keep one of those handy

Thanks to Orange Tech Group we can escape

wait maybe it’s a hidden full screen windows! So try using alt+f4

not really just take out your hard drive set it on fire smash it with a hammer boom its gone

Hard To Find? On My Keyboard Is Escape XDD

@@Nexus.Finance and that dude is called The creator of no escape xD

Just say no At the last mins... It only make you draw if you say yes plus it will break your bootloader which kills your hard drive.


This virus was one of the things that first got me into this type of content!


My little brother: look I installed free minecraft!

My little brother: look I installed free minecraft!

@@BT00L5 since i downloaded it my computer started blue screening on me and everytime i open it it blue screen then after that im unable to start my pc

@@BT00L5 it downloaded it in the right website

@@BT00L5 it downloaded it in the right website

@@jefflim3097 Tlauncher aint the problem had any game crashed recently?

@@jefflim3097 Tlauncher aint the problem had any game crashed recently?

@@jefflim3097 if a game of yours recently crashed the blue screen would occur.. what is the stopcode of it?

@@jefflim3097 tlauncher is a virus I got the same problem as footballmad 188 and bro stop defending a pirater this also teaches me to not download pirate video games any more.

@@BT00L5 i still dont know what your talking about lol im not like highschool

@@jefflim3097 bruh ok don't listen to me ;-;

@@jefflim3097 bruh ok don't listen to me ;-;

@@jefflim3097 well if your not gonna take my word than i dont know what else man

@@BT00L5 my laptop got fucked up. Just because of a lag.

@@BT00L5 my laptop got fucked up. Just because of a lag.

@@BT00L5 I recently got a new laptop with Windows 10

@@BT00L5 I recently got a new laptop with Windows 10

@@accountdisbanded windows 10 is awful unless you have alot if ram so do you have alot of ram?

<b>laugh in mineshafter and never got problems with it</b>

*laugh in mineshafter and never got problems with it*

@@accountdisbanded thats more than enough!

@@accountdisbanded thats more than enough!

@@milanek1527 and you can run windows 10? Thats cappin

@@milanek1527 and you can run windows 10? Thats cappin

@@BT00L5 thanks for telling me thats more than enough:)

@@BT00L5 thanks for telling me thats more than enough:)

@@milanek1527 did I? I said to Gd Qapchaqay yours is to low idk how you can handle you prob have a good processer

@@jefflim3097 uh tlauncher isnt a virus, i haven't had any problems and can uninstall it easily

@@Shikanori i have tlauncher, not a virus, maybe you installed some fake tlauncher

TLauncher = NoEscape.exe (Creepypasta) 😂

TLauncher = NoEscape.exe (Creepypasta) 😂

@David Vaca you cant have 200gb of ram, the max a computer can hold is 64 or as much 128, even tough only 64 gb of ram is overkill, also, you dont need to be a ´´computer expert`` to install windowns 10, i installed it myself whitout worries , because is extremely easy

@@копейка-1 ты говоришь по русски, но у tlauncher нет вирусов

@@копейка-1 ты говоришь по русски, но у tlauncher нет вирусов

<b>laughs in actually paying for games</b>

@@jefflim3097 <br>My Pc that has over 9000 viruses but still alive: Pathetic.

@@jefflim3097
My Pc that has over 9000 viruses but still alive: Pathetic.

@@Shikanori tlauncher isnt a virus bruh, i never had blue screens with it.

@@anton7669 he's probably like a dumb 10yr old

@@anton7669 he's probably like a dumb 10yr old

@Lenniks [YT] another dumb 10yr old I see?

@Lenniks [YT] another dumb 10yr old I see?

@@jefflim3097  did you download it from: https://tlauncher.org/en/

@@jefflim3097  did you download it from: https://tlauncher.org/en/

Oh ya thats why my old computer broke... CUZ I INSTALLED FREE MINECRAFT EVENTHOUGH I HAD THE ACTUAL ONE

the combined age of this entire reply section is less then 5

the combined age of this entire reply section is less then 5

Aw shit here we go again

Thats why i use t launcher

Aw shit here we go again

Thats why i use t launcher

@@BT00L5 I have 1000 gb, which is a terabyte

@@BT00L5 I have 1000 gb, which is a terabyte

@@sampletext69420 tlauncher (minecraft cracked launcher for:linux, windows, mac os. have mod button: tl mods. totally safe (even if you add your email and password))

@@jefflim3097 i played TLauncher from 2019. it doesn't effect to my laptop? and it's a very low spec laptop and old?

@@jefflim3097 tlauncher is not a virus, had it for 2 years now and nothings different

sorry if u dont agree, just sharing my experience

sorry if u dont agree, just sharing my experience

@@GoldTyanox its not cracked its on the same website

@@GoldTyanox its not cracked its on the same website

@@waynee_ i had it 1 year from now and its still destroying my computer

@@waynee_ i had it 1 year from now and its still destroying my computer

@@jefflim3097 oof, i don't know really. Maybe you can try to delete it? right click and click delete.

@@Shikanori we should buy a game not do piracy

@@Shikanori we should buy a game not do piracy

@@Shikanori maybe cus the real is from tlaucher.org/en

@@Shikanori maybe cus the real is from tlaucher.org/en

@@jefflim3097 in appdata u can find files of tlauncher just delete the files like tloader and everything with possible with TLAUNCHER

@@jefflim3097 my friend used tlauncher for almost a year nothing happend

@@jefflim3097 my friend used tlauncher for almost a year nothing happend

@@jefflim3097 i think it's other files you have

@@jefflim3097 i think it's other files you have

@Windows Power <b>sigh</b> Someone please explain to this idiot that tlauncher is not a virus i repeat

@Windows Power *sigh* Someone please explain to this idiot that tlauncher is not a virus i repeat

@@derthar_dummy3491 rly I have both and they are working perfectly

@@derthar_dummy3491 rly I have both and they are working perfectly

@@jefflim3097 Tlauncher ia a virus? I've been playing it for a long time !
I can uninstall it
I... Guess i Will buy Minecraft

@@muffintersbakery3355 you can defently have over 128gb of ram but noone would really need it. there are server computers that have  terabytes of ram

@Gaming With Anku you pirate a 25$ game and you have a RTX 2080Ti?

@Gaming With Anku you pirate a 25$ game and you have a RTX 2080Ti?

@Lenniks [YT] you prob have a 200gb harddrive but def. not 200gb ram buddy

@@jefflim3097 you should update your drivers if it causes blue screen, I've been using tlauncher at my 2gb RAM and windows 10 version laptop with old video graphic drivers for a year and it's completely fine. (Drivers are now updated)

@@randomdude2465 there is maleware that is designed to be hidden to the user.

@@jefflim3097 all you need is to delete java and t laucher icon

@@jefflim3097 all you need is to delete java and t laucher icon

@@ryansean4819 really? you've been using it for a long time, your computer could've instantly crashed / bluescreened.

@AMD Power your computer (probably) already had a virus, windows security could've already alerted you.

I've never been alerted by my 5 anti virus about "tlaeunher virus inunstall nowww

@@GoldTyanox I shortened your reply to stop "ahah me is troll and me nut haev cirus"

I love how people here just fighting over TLauncher is a virus or not

I love how people here just fighting over TLauncher is a virus or not

<b>why u even pirating the game smh smh</b>

@@jefflim3097 I have tlauncher and nothing happened to my pc I think your brain isn’t working today

@@jefflim3097 when did you get a laptop or pc lol

@@jefflim3097 when did you get a laptop or pc lol

@@jefflim3097 i virus scanned about 10 times to see if tlauncher is a virus, McAfee always says I'm virus free.

@@accountdisbanded mines a lot more than that

@@accountdisbanded mines a lot more than that

@@Shikanori well im poor and i pirate it with tlauncher soo fk u

@@Shikanori well im poor and i pirate it with tlauncher soo fk u

So is everyone gonna respond to the comment or yall respond to my comment becuz of tlauncher

@@jefflim3097 HEY PEANUT SIZED BRAIN Did you download a fake one like from tlauncher.real/download/ or sumthing

All the replies are fights with tlauncher if it's a virus or not

All the replies are fights with tlauncher if it's a virus or not

Oh no.... My brother installed tlauncher

Oh no.... My brother installed tlauncher

@@muffintersbakery3355 Linus Tech Tips: building a computer with 2 tb ram

@@muffintersbakery3355 Linus Tech Tips: building a computer with 2 tb ram

Thats why i never give my little sister acces to install any game on my pc

@@ShikanoriI NEVER had that issue with tlauncher somehow

@@ShikanoriI NEVER had that issue with tlauncher somehow


"There is no escape."
"Ok. Can I at least get a last installation?"
"Ok."
insert indian tech support music swag mlg mlg moment

"There is no escape."
"Ok. Can I at least get a last installation?"
"Ok."
*insert indian tech support music swag mlg mlg moment*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEE
EEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE
EEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@@spongebobfunnyy some dude made a video on how to remove the virus

And <b>insert HELLO YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS</b>

And *insert HELLO YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS*


Enderman: guys how do I delete cortana

Me, a Korean: You guys are getting Cortana?

In Indonesia, no one used cortana (maybe only content creator and workers used cortana)

@@3ndz All of you are so lucky... Here in Mexico, we can't get good education, but cortana, of course that's 100% important!

@NEXO Ich auch nicht, aber es funktioniert halt, In russland und korea halt nicht

Cortana sucks, shes useless and sits on your storage sys taking up space

Contana:  U cannot use at korean<br>Me:S**t

Contana:  U cannot use at korean
Me:S**t

Send me a copy of Korean windows 10, I'm intrigued because cortana on builds of windows that it's on is actually crucial for the start menu to work

@@GeoBaer Some feaures are removed on Windows 10 on some conturies.<br>Like me: Candy Rush Saga is removed on Vietnam

@@GeoBaer Some feaures are removed on Windows 10 on some conturies.
Like me: Candy Rush Saga is removed on Vietnam

Not get too sad its just an eavesdropping bonzi buddy re-skin

@@3ndz im indonesian too i didnt use cortana

Haдад Кортана Монголд байгаа

Haдад Кортана Монголд байгаа

@@3ndz cuy di indo cortana gbs wwkwkwk kecuali region ganti

Me a Bulgarian: these guys are getting cortana?

go to quintillions of keys and delete the cortana one

guys how to install cortana in a turkish win10 version

@nope. как научиться говорить по-английски, просто читая мемы?

@nope. что ? Я не понимаю вас, пожалуйста, говорите по-английски, потому что я могу общаться с вами только с помощью переводчика, надеюсь, вы понимаете.

@nope. Но я знаю несколько простых русских слов.

@Sarah Avakin It's not related to countries, people from Egypt, Russia, United States, Denmark and other countries can get cortana.

I think the joke was saying, you guys are getting corona? But Cortana version.

"해당 지역에서는 Cortana를 사용 할 수 없습니다"<br>:(

"해당 지역에서는 Cortana를 사용 할 수 없습니다"
:(

@@windowsagent981 sAquEnMe dE lAtiNoaMerIcA

i live in south korea but i enabled english on windows 10.<br>and, it's work!

i live in south korea but i enabled english on windows 10.
and, it's work!

@NEXO ICH BIN NICHT DER EINZIGE DEUTSCHE HIER?!?!?!

@@GeoBaer SAME I SPEAK GERMAN?! WHAT THE F**K

I'm in Bulgaria and cortana is just fine

Me as polish person: dude I know what you feel(':

@@gracjanszmyt1442 wdym i thought i seen cortana on polish w10

@@nuriadofai Cortana: You Cat Use Me In Russia!<br>Me: Fuck You Cortana!

@@nuriadofai Cortana: You Cat Use Me In Russia!
Me: Fuck You Cortana!

@@meowtabby5369 KrisAnimate Downloaded Cortana As A APK File

@@unavailable292 I Want To Get Cortana On Windows 8.1

@@calvingaming2897 Me: FUCK NO! WE ARE GETTING CORTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!


No escape: I'm gonna destroy all the computers in the world! <br>Chrome, Windows, Antivirus: No you aren't.

No escape: I'm gonna destroy all the computers in the world!
Chrome, Windows, Antivirus: No you aren't.


Me:installed the deadliest virus on windows
Windows: P A I N T

Me:installed the deadliest virus on windows
Windows: *P A I N T*

If its the deadliest how did someone remove it in 12 minutes

Virus:do you wish to spend your last minutes with you computer?
guy:yes
Virus:can i offer you microsoft paint at this trying time?

Yea I thought it was gonna draw something lol

yes, paint. it's the best thing to pass the time.

Windows: " Here you go you muffin head, go <b>P A I N T</b> "

Windows: " Here you go you muffin head, go *P A I N T* "

@@jhaybryanpros964 deadliest is memz trojan

MyDoom that was $31 billion dollars costly Be like: Am I a joke to you?

@@spongebobfunnyy memz is not deadly, I mean it is but it doesn't spread like wildfire.

@@Lazar-tt4uq viruses are just that bad apparently.

@@birdbones31 I am a professional Ms paint player.

@@spongebobfunnyy I mean it's a big boy virus but not the worst

@@Lazar-tt4uq because he's the creator, bruh

@@Lazar-tt4uq memz is the most dangerous for real it makes ur pc unusable and i bet you cant turn it on after a day


Enderman: I want to delete cortana<br>Uninstall Tool on desktop: Am I joke for you?

Enderman: I want to delete cortana
Uninstall Tool on desktop: Am I joke for you?

Instead of making a video on this virus he could have just terminated cortana


Don’t worry, no computers were harmed in the making of this video.

Yep youre right i had 4 years and i told my dad that i'm cleaning laptop and accidently delete system32😂😂😂

yeah! it was all just a virtual one after all, no harm indeed!

Hi, its me, the guy whos logo you keep desteoying. How about stop it?

Flame Distributions I went absolutely thermonuclear while and you did nothing other than sending me 2 messages... LOL

@@PixelCodes no i only know english and Polish i'm from Polish and i'm watching enderman

light 2tkani Yep, at the end, I found a “VMWare” text.

Dominik F. You can’t delete system32 because windows just says “no” so you are legally required to not delete system32

@@jaycenotsoanimations9216 You Can, If You Modify The Ownership Of The Folder

PhonePC-games What are you talking about?

@@domi.f im 8 years,and completing This thread I M B R A Z I L I A N

Yeah “there is no escape now”

“Wincustomise.exe may be dangerous” 😂

@@OriginalNameDefinitelyOriginal <i>[in GLaDOS’s voice]</i> Its been a long time since then…

@@OriginalNameDefinitelyOriginal _[in GLaDOS’s voice]_ Its been a long time since then…


ngl this is the best vid i've seen in my entire life its creepy and fun i hope i see more vids like this in the future


He just casually adds chill music, as if he doesn’t care about the situation

@team lolpippiou greetings. we meet again

take one look at the album cover of the song


When you install VMware and install a creepypasta virus:
oh, cool lol
When you realize that you accidentally installed it on your real PC instead of the VMWare:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Creepypasta virus: hahaha pc goes brrrrrrrr

VMWARE logo on bootup : *leonardo dicaprio

@team lolpippiou what? i don't see any comedians here?

boi vmware usage for vids on this channel go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I downloaded it to my vm and ran it. The Problem was, that I couldn't set a password, just a pin so after the machine restarted after running the virus, I couln't even log on so I had to reinstall Windows on it

@@aikesscs Yeah, it's kinda hard to see yourself.

@team lolpippiou pls dont fight in the comment thread i just wanted to be funny (or at least try) and make someone laugh


Title : creepy pasta<br>Background music: lEts party boIs

Title : creepy pasta
Background music: lEts party boIs

@Demon Girl, I guess? I have all istruction for Destroy The Virus In 2 sec

Scary music then plays after the party music. Its not just the party music that plays.

@@wizc00
Approaching Nirvana - Even While

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pQu97wMOhc


If you ever run into malware, before its too late, go into safe mode. Apparently safe mode is a tunnel through lots of stuff. If im correct safe mode can be booted into by mashing f8 while turning on your computer. If you were too late and the virus has done lots of damage, best case is that it hasn't destroyed it completely and you can re-install windows.

then how can u re install if its destroyed

@@laossuk1mCarrot-f2f the same way you install windows at first time. It doesnt really destroy your pc it destroys your system

But malware CAN infact brick the bios, but I think removing the cmos battery fixes it, maybe it doesn’t

@@JuliCraft411 Nope. There was a virus like that but it was a couple of years ago. And also if the virus like that would damage your bios clearing CMOS doesnt give you anything. You would need a program programming tool for modules like bios. Desolder the bios module, put it in and copy all of the code from that bios from internet. But you would have to change serial numbers which is hard cuz if you change the serial number of one string the whole bios wont work

@@korekd6524 i know memz was one of them. But now I know 👍

@@JuliCraft411 I dont think so. Memz was known from locking your bootloader and you could unlock it with a simple cmd command

@@korekd6524 oh it was boot loader? I thought actually bios

@@JuliCraft411 Nah, only bootloader. You just could go to pe, open up cmd and type bootrec /fixmbr and it fixes it

@JuliCraft411 ok but
000.exe disables de task manager
can you make it undisabled?

Or you can install linux then it doesn't work lol


Plot twist: the exe file that d. Sent actually deleted cortana, but cortana was the only thing that kept a malicious ghost malware away from the computer.

@@skirainas3033 it would be awesome if it was.

@OMGPandaYT it's obviously a plot twist joke

@@yhfhdcf he disabled his antivirus blindass

@r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕t̲̂̓ͩ̑ẹ̿͋̒̕1̨̹̦͍̀6͙̜̤ͩ̆2̷́̃̉̕1̨̹̦͍̀ bẹ̿͋̒̕ ṇ̤͛̒̍ṇ̤͛̒̍o̯̱̊͊͢o̯̱̊͊͢o̯̱̊͊͢o̯̱̊͊͢w̦̺̐̐͟ ỉ͔͖̜͌ ḣ̖̻͛̓ā̤̓̍͘v͒̄ͭ̏̇ẹ̿͋̒̕ ĝ̽̓̀͑ỉ͔͖̜͌f̵͖̜̉ͅt̲̂̓ͩ̑ f̵͖̜̉ͅo̯̱̊͊͢r̴̨̦͕̝ y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ ư̡͕̭̇ ư̡͕̭̇ A̷͙ͭͫ̕ A̷͙ͭͫ̕ā̤̓̍͘ā̤̓̍͘


"what could go wrong"

Almost everything

"what could go wrong"

Almost everything

Hey engie, don't go off teleporting bread ok? That goes for you to red engineer


"no computer silly boy go outsie to play"<br>isn't that from resonate 2 of danooct1's viewer made malware?

"no computer silly boy go outsie to play"
isn't that from resonate 2 of danooct1's viewer made malware?

Fred Durst says: no computer today silly boy go outsie to play

@@bananapsychopath1468 He's very active in videos by Siam Alam and Danooct1.

@@EMOTIONOGRAPHY I love these guys. They make great content.

@@Endermanch you albo making good content

@@Endermanch Are You Dead? Or Virtual Machine?

<b>fred durst says: no computer today silly boy go outside to play</b>

*fred durst says: no computer today silly boy go outside to play*


I love it when he is the creator of NoEscape and he acts like a victim to NoEscape for our entertainment.


VIRUZ : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your computer?
Enderman : Yes.
VIRUZ : *Opens Paint*
Enderman please give me a ❤

VIRUZ : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your computer?
Enderman : Yes.
VIRUZ : **Opens Paint**
Enderman please give me a ❤

corona : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your life?
Evrybody : Yes.
corona : Ok!
earth is dying

corona : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your life?
Evrybody : Yes.
corona : Ok!
*earth is dying*

@@anthonydelamare8612 not funny didn't laugh

I mean it could have been funny but u made the joke be embarrassing

If he said No to the question would his PC die instantly

<i>"Now let's paint a little happy tree right here..."</i>

_"Now let's paint a little happy tree right here..."_

HA PAINT LOL I KNOW WHY IN THE SCRIPT IT SAYS ``open paint and draw you died ``

@Milan Milan your a boomer corona is real you dumbass

@@anthonydelamare8612 corona vaccine:im about to end this mans whole career

This is not a thing you should be whooshing,but I won't care if you whoooosh.<br>The code made itself say "yes" so it's not enderman saying yes,it's the virus

This is not a thing you should be whooshing,but I won't care if you whoooosh.
The code made itself say "yes" so it's not enderman saying yes,it's the virus

i saw this comment when there was 696 likes, now it's 697 cause of me!

es VIRUS no VIRUZ

he speaks spanish, so i spoke spanish so he can understand what i said ................................. .. .... yes i used google translator because why ... why yes

@@ruanamongus3820 what the fuck are you saying

Ok, you will filled with determination :-)

lol lemme just make mac book from that laptop

@@anthonydelamare8612 not funny did not laugh

Yes you can’t delete winnt32 because it gives your computer BSOD. Only delete winnt32 when you fixed your bootloader.    :)

@@creativegamer_03 with the happy flower

@@disorganizeddweller  dude watch orange tech group he says No

maybe the virus was a artist, and opened paint

@@creativegamer_03 <i>"And then make an apple hanging, a person lying down happily :)"</i>

@@creativegamer_03 _"And then make an apple hanging, a person lying down happily :)"_

@@creativegamer_03 <i>"And take a picture! Ah, it looks so nice"</i>

@@creativegamer_03 _"And take a picture! Ah, it looks so nice"_

Yo ur profile and my discord profile is the same lmao


i love how the beat drops the second  he opened the virus.

(1:33)


1:33

The last note of the piano piece hit when NoEscape.exe screwed up the PC xD


Your videos were the ones I watched the most during the pandemic. Especially this one. Maybe that's why I didn't lose my sanity XD


"eh,what could go wrong"<br>last words before the disaster

"eh,what could go wrong"
last words before the disaster


“Alright, let’s remove this useless piece of junk now”
NoEscape: Wouldn’t that make you, interested in getting your bootloader deleted?

“Alright, let’s remove this useless piece of junk now”
NoEscape: *Wouldn’t that make you, interested in getting your bootloader deleted?*

GNU GRUB: <b>There's still an escape tho</b>

@@aervnu yep there is an escape but it's really hard and complicated. This is a really bad virus don't underestimate its power.

"Hippity hoppity, your bootloader is now my property" -NoEscape, probably

@@flamingdog9207 "Hippity Hopptiy Your Code is Now My Property"<br>-Dani Making Muck

@@flamingdog9207 "Hippity Hopptiy Your Code is Now My Property"
-Dani Making Muck

Lisa Gaming Roblox <br>Hey that's bad channel

Lisa Gaming Roblox
Hey that's bad channel

@@flamingdog9207 `It likely isn't just the bootloader, as windows can repair the computer if the bootloader is gone. More than likely that it deletes the whole boot sector.


Reminds of 000.exe, it's overall like a big deja-vu.

Yeah it def gives out 000.exe vibes. Especially with like a million icons on the desktop

@@Endermanch You really can't reinstall it!

EXE WINDOWS 10: HAHA PC IS DONE HAHA me: how to download windows 3.1

@@Endermanch was this Ur real laptop that's now dead?

@@milanr.8685  No it was a VM. Because it had the vmware boot screen.

@@danieleremin1924 okay wasn't paying attention


What could possibly go wrong?<br>- Last few words from Endermanch

What could possibly go wrong?
- Last few words from Endermanch


Alternate title: Windows, but every time you restart something weird happens

𝒀𝒆𝒔 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 Ņ̵̝̟͙͚̗͚̭́̏O̶̢̧͕̺̟͈͉̖͕̠̟͖͖̰̼̐́̐͋̄͝Ę̴̛̙̹̬͕̘̼̀̚Ś̶̙̲̗̫̞̰̯̌̔C̸̛̘͓̼̟̯͓͇͈͈̺͇͚͈̯̈́͛̎̈͘̚͜͠A̷̳͊̒͝P̴̢̧͙͉͔̬̞̲̪̻͇̩̎Ȇ̵̡̛͍͉̏͑̓̋̒̎̿̈͝.exe


Name of the song at 2:05 to 6:07 is called "Even While" by Approaching Nirvana, in case anyone would like to know

Thanks! I love that music and wanted to know the name


“I will rather ask some experienced people”

goes to discord

“I will rather ask some experienced people”

*goes to discord*


1:45
You know something's going wrong when the loading screen is W I D E

1:45
You know something's going wrong when the loading screen is *W I D E*

HHahahahahahhahahahahaha somehow i did relate to this when  i messed up with my screeens refresh rate

that's normal with VMware boot up, sorry to break it too you.

how is this funny this is literally normal and always happens

@@enpmenk6797 no,  the loading screen is usually optimized to fullscreen

@@railgun_osu yeah ik that always happens that's why I'm saying

The Moment When You Realize U Just Fucked Up


Noescape.Exe: Enjoy The Last Minutes Of Your PC...
"Opens Paint"
Enderman: Yes I Will Enjoy The Last Minutes Of My Computer Just Painting‽

Hey windows key, can u do windows key + g? I need to screenshot.

@@alliuumduo Oh yeah, don't forget Cortana can help you

@@alliuumduo windows key + print screen sys rq = SCREENSHOT!!!!!

@Liam Ashton-Boyd We at should get Minecraft or at least the chrome dinosaur game!


this : exists peacefully

the anti-virus i never turn off :

H  E  L  O

this : *exists peacefully*

the anti-virus i never turn off :

*H  E  L  O*

Funny how mine is always turned off lmao

@@kbvbvk1473 yh same cuz of that little number in my top corner

ok guys there’s like this download button that says totally not malware and I clicked it and made it administrator I hope this free totally legit the best ever anti virus works

I not a windows NO ESCAPE password pllleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@@BlackChevyImpalaSS has a normal life of NO ESCAPE password error

@@iliawolftv897 i like your funky words theory man

@@iliawolftv897 the password for virus is death

@@circleubuntu I use avast and it actually blocks viruses and it helps- 💀

That would be the only way to save your PC if you got scammed by this file security gun boiiii


A cautionary tale that you can't download all sorts of exe files, even if your friend sent it to you.


This is the thing that gives me anxiety...

not being able to open your computer? i have had like nine BSODs before and my computer is fine


Pc: im dying!!

Recording: eating popcorn enjoying the movie

@Lasercat i wouldn't recommended doing this though as some viruses can penetrate through VM'S

@@stonksified1264 so dont enable reading main pc drive, and dont enable networking:)

@@SOTP. advanced viruses can still get through

the thing is that i was actually eating popcorn-

its a vm and he’s recording in his main pc

Hes using OBS minimized and scared screen of VMware


Songs used:
0:00 Kevin Macleod - Breaktime
2:25 Appriaching Nirvana - Even while

finally, after 2 years, i have finally found it, thank you for your service son.


Enderman: how to remove cortana

Uninstall Tool on his desktop:
h e l l o


A lesson(not always true): it's safe to use a virtual machine when given file

its not really safe.

if the virus is advanced enough, it can see that you are running it on a vm,
and it can somehow jump into your host machine. so not really.

enderman always uses a vm when recording a video like it is even apparent that he is using a vm and did not infect his host machine because i saw the vmware thing that appears when you boot up a virtual machine in vmware

@@TheWindowsAddict he does show his host sometimes but most of the time he uses vms

@MarbleXeno i dont really know either, but i think it is possible.

i found this about the topic:
'There have been outbreaks of viruses which can actually "break out" of virtual machines, which has been documented in the past. While an arguable solution is to disable x86 virtualization, any modern (decent) anti-virus software should be able to protect you from these viruses within limited reason.'

but i still dont really know. i do not really test viruses, and i do not know how the virtualization layers work, so i cant tell if it is true, or not.

so dont really take my answer as truth and accurate, it may be not.

@@vertexxdev usually it's possible only if you share things with the VM (like folders), otherwise I don't think that's possible

...and if you have some money left, buy an small pc, install vm on it and done, 2 layer security boiiiiiiiiiiiiii

@@howcas8744 at that point u dont even need a vm.

just every time u test something on it, just reinstall the os. done.

also disconnect it from the internet and things like that, so the virus cannot spread

@MarbleXeno it can go through, but most of the viruses dont

@@vertexxdev Yea and then your bios gets targeted lol

@@Shinkaaaa my thoughts as well. That would be fire lmao

@@vertexxdevbetter yet, purchase a physical HDD switch with multiple options and physically turn off your main drives while running the infected drives. Cannot cross contaminate without physically turning the drive on. Or use hot swappable drives and just yank the main one while it’s turned off and slot in an infected drive.

@@auroraas4077 then just launch a vm in Linux?

@MarbleXeno wrong viruses can escape but you dont need to worry most viruses cant as the method is very tedious and not known by many people!

@MarbleXeno it may be possible if the wifi spreads through wifi

If a virus is known to infect hosts, the best way to do it is use a throw-away computer.

Or just use a VM inside of a VM inside of a VM and so on.

Mostly yes,though when running a file that you suspect is dangerous you may want to diable the network adapter and USB controller


How to escape from noescape.exe:
1. just freakin break your pc / laptop

2. Yeah thats all

1. Jump into Step 2
2. Repeat Step 1

Me: instructions unclear, didn't understand

@PlasmaTaco oh, you are a sonic / tails fan? Cool!

3 yeah they can get your address or whatever

1. just freakin break your pc / laptop

2. repeat 1.

an easier alternative is to install PC Speed Up (TOTALY REAL(NOT FAKE(NO VIRUS(ACTUALLY REAL(DOWNLOAD NOW(PLEASE)))))

Have a <del>fungus</del> Linux Operating Syste.


Imagine scanning that QR code but it rick rolls you

Ok here’s my video on the rickroll QR code :
https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10

@@TheRealOderless635gnat yeah no I don't trust it

Imagine doing that and getting Rick rolled infinite times

@@TheRealOderless635gnat isnt that  a new link?

@@sayonahota7013 good* and capitalize LOL

8:33
Me: scanning the QR code to upgrade to windows 8
Never gonna give you up

8:33
Me: *scanning the QR code to upgrade to windows 8*
Never gonna give you up

Yea I’m not gonna trust it but what was actually in the QR code?

Lofing ur veri dunni by the wey toudau is my 6th birthday!!

@@ChrisSpartan the regular stop code link

Much better than having a virus on your computer

@@terriyonveasy1292 no it just wipe your bootloader/mbr

@@cat1554 its just the normal windows stop code page

Or it takes you to a specific website called-

Just wanna reply to this comment that im still alive


I don't even care if you add ads to the download you're just such a goat  ❤ ❤ ❤


Can we just appreciate how nicely he set up the VM.

@@cactooos9972 vm stands for virtual machine which is basically a virtual pc on a real pc and what ever u do to the vm does not effect the actual pc

@@cactooos9972 it’s basically a PC inside a PC. VMvare and Virtual Box are platforms to make vms

@@cactooos9972 this person through he destroyed his real pc

@@Luca64Bit Unless its a virus copying itself from the VM to the Host via Networking stuff.. I don't know, how that works.

@@Luca64Bit some viruses actually affect the vm and real pc

@@Luca64Bit It does affect the host, if you aren't careful enough

@@cactooos9972 Its a Virtual Machine Its Emulating Inside your pc using your PC Resources

@@Luca64Bit unless you’re connected to wifi on the vm and it gets onto the wifi. then you’re screwed

@@thebladerx so thats why i see people intentionally running virus on a vm disconnect its wifi first

Viruses on vms can affect the pcs but rarely.

@@cactooos9972Virtual machine, they are virtual computers

@@Luca64Bitbro forgot to mention hyperjacking<br>Basically when u install a hyperjacking virus thinking that it would do nothing and u install it will also affect ur host pc

@@Luca64Bitbro forgot to mention hyperjacking
Basically when u install a hyperjacking virus thinking that it would do nothing and u install it will also affect ur host pc

@Валентина-и5е9д


"I know where is it i shall delete it before its too late!"

Later...

"wHeRe iS iT?"

"I know where is it i shall delete it before its too late!"

Later...

*"wHeRe iS iT?"*


Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?

Cortana: Don't mess with me.

Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?

Cortana: Rages Don't mess with me.

Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?

Cortana: *Rages* Don't mess with me.


thank you very much friend, I urgently needed to update my drives and you saved me, THANK YOU SO MUCH


Linux <b>SUCKS</b> windows and Mac is better

@@adminguy1719 Linux is useful for some people like programmer

@@adminguy1719 GNU/Linux is nice, it runs fast, you have compete control of what your computer is doing, and everything makes sense.

@@adminguy1719 I'd say that Windows is slightly worse than Linux, mainly because of bloatware (I am saying this as a Windows User). However, Apple is definitely worse than both of them. Apple has an OS with significantly less freedom and higher cost for less hardware. Yes, Macs do have some uses which make them slightly preferable for only said use, but if you don't use them like that, or want to do things like gaming, then Mac sucks.

Linux Malware :
Kid!
You DON'T KNOW the half of it...

@@injamamulhaque3703 YOU KID I AM AN ADULT

@@adminguy1719 hell no linux is way better then mac os and wouldn't be affected by that

Edit: I just saw you posted you use linux now good job


Plot twist: the QR code on the bsod was actually a rickroll qr code

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/14238/windows-10-troubleshoot-blue-screen-errors is the link in the QR code. It wasn’t custom just a generic QR code found in blue screen errors

@@smayansahu1070 congratulations, you played yourself.

@@smayansahu1070 congrats, you didnt take a joke

bruh i wanted to check<br>whats wrong wiht that??

bruh i wanted to check
whats wrong wiht that??

@@smayansahu1070 woooosh achievement unlocked

@@smayansahu1070 it's a plot twist so not real

@@circleubuntu <br>omg guys i 100% have reddit now i’m gonna r/wooosh

@@circleubuntu
omg guys i 100% have reddit now i’m gonna r/wooosh

@@Kangahrooo I have reddit. Not the reddit app but the desktop app. I have an account. My name is u/RTOS41000

@@smayansahu1070 Thanks for the information, ignore these people.

@@circleubuntu why did you give us your username dumbass? ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait i just scan it and it take me to indihome packet phoenix ads


The piano music at the start stops when he activates the malware, thats a good detail

what's its name i keep hearing it but idk the name

@@heromahdi the name of the song after the malware activates or the piano intro music? You can find the the names in the description

@@maxifire32 i cant see it<br>its not there

@@maxifire32 i cant see it
its not there

@@maxifire32 it's not there, he didn't put it there.


for those wondering what music is on at 2:23 its called Even While


Enderman: what can go wrong<br>no escape.exe: a lot of things

Enderman: what can go wrong
no escape.exe: a lot of things


The worst part is that after the virus attack, Cortana was still on the system.

F in the chat for Cortana.<br>She didn't deserve this.

F in the chat for Cortana.
She didn't deserve this.

@@zollieditz1 <<See that? It tells everything you little kid.


beginning me: lol this isn't that scary

end me: wow you can't get rid of it

uhm you can just fully format your hard drive

Ahem,that doesn’t affect your bios,it is just saved in the hard drive,if you format it,your drive wipes everything,including the malware,since it can’t save itself on the hard drive

@@埊 that’s the problem,task manager isn’t fully connected to the drive,it’s only connected with the system itself,so it’s kinda pointless


NoEscape.exe Is Way Too Powerful That I Cant Even Do Anything To Stop It, Im Sorry Enderman, I Have Let You Down!


<b>"Your mom.pdf has been installed"</b>

No number of Yottabytes (Yes, that’s a real byte) could hold it


Virus: 6:59

Cool kids with the power of command prompt: what bout you

Virus: 6:59

Cool kids with the power of command prompt: *what bout you*


Bad ending, Cortana is still installed.

God damn!

Exodus 20:7: Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
JUST STOP IT WITH "GD" AND "JESUS CHRIST!" ALREADY
I HATE THE SIN OF BLASPHEMY
STOP IT
STOP IT
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Exodus 20:7: *Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.*
JUST STOP IT WITH "GD" AND "JESUS CHRIST!" ALREADY
I HATE THE SIN OF BLASPHEMY
STOP IT
STOP IT
*STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!*

Mwhahahahaha... You cannot delete Cortana in Microsoft Windows, it’s system application.

@@mediocreweirdo god damn god damn god damn, are you gonna have a heart attack now?


NoEscape: You shan't defeat me.
Me: I know, but he can
The Linux Pak X40 Distro 60GB TM

NoEscape: You shan't defeat me.
Me: I know, but he can
*The Linux Pak X40 Distro 60GB TM*


Cortana will be with you forever. Wait! Your computer has been destroyed.

not forever if u install win10 debloater

@МаркоБоснић

Mom saying is do not download to Windows 10.exe!

@@Lightman137v2 so you can easily uninstall Cortana...
https://thinkmobiles.com/blog/how-to-uninstall-cortana/

@МаркоБоснић

Can't have cortana if you don't have a pc anymore 😎😎

I mean, if your computer's destroyed, so is Cortana.


The part with paint actually made me laugh XD. It was all creepy and stuff and than this happens XD

wanna enjoy your computer while it lasts?

then play mario paint lol

wanna enjoy your computer while it lasts?

*_then play mario paint lol_*

You didn't even get the Pain in paint xD


When you forget you have “UNINSTALL TOOL”

쓰으으으ㅡ응으ㅡ으으으으으으으으으으으ㅡ으으으으으ㅡ으으읍
흐으으으으으으ㅡ으으으으으으으으으으으으으ㅡ으으으으으으으으ㅡ으으으ㅡ으으으으ㅡ으으ㅡ음
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thats why it called "uninstall" tool. It's for uninstalling stuff

I suppose the virus uninstalled the uninstall tool


The recording software: the cameraman never dies.


Cause it's no escape, but Linux has an escape :)


noescape:die everything off<br>Cortana: How can i help you?

noescape:die everything off
Cortana: How can i help you?

Cortana: Help!<br>No Escape: There is NO WAY

Cortana: Help!
No Escape: There is NO WAY

No escape.exe: THERES NO ESCAPE YOU CAN TRY BUT ITS USELLES HAHA
That one guy:There is an escape. Saves his computer and posts the video from how to do it.
No escape.exe: NOOOOOOO

No escape.exe: *THERES NO ESCAPE YOU CAN TRY BUT ITS USELLES HAHA*
That one guy:There is an escape. *Saves his computer and posts the video from how to do it.*
No escape.exe: NOOOOOOO

noescape: Hack other computer<br>Cortana: Sure.

noescape: Hack other computer
Cortana: Sure.

Cortana: Help! There Is A Monster Trying To Kill Me!
<br>No Escape: There is NO WAY To Survive Cortana!

Cortana: Help! There Is A Monster Trying To Kill Me!
No Escape: There is NO WAY To Survive Cortana!


Lesson number one: Never trust random Malware that you don't care.


Recording software:Man can i record this<br>Virus:sure man do ur work

Recording software:Man can i record this
Virus:sure man do ur work

Capture cards can also record almost everything.

@@berlin5588 Everyone knows we just keep it as a joke


“Eh what could possibly go wrong”

PROCEEDS TO DESTROY COMPUTER

“Eh what could possibly go wrong”

*PROCEEDS TO DESTROY COMPUTER*


"Yes, that is common. Thank's a lot"<br>Top 10 sentences before disaster

"Yes, that is common. Thank's a lot"
Top 10 sentences before disaster


Homework: never drive a car without gasoline


Me: "turns off the computer and destroys the computer"<br>NO ESCAPE: wait you werent suppose to do that

Me: "turns off the computer and destroys the computer"
NO ESCAPE: wait you werent suppose to do that


no when your pc desktop is a incredible piece of art


"Eh,what could possibly go wrong..."
Everything.

"Eh,what could possibly go wrong..."
*Everything.*

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Plot twist: He ran this on his actual PC and his PC brand was VMware


I love when he says: I know where is it! <b>5 Seconds Later</b> Where is it ?!

I love when he says: I know where is it! *5 Seconds Later* Where is it ?!


Cortana: trying to get rid of me? your computer is mine


3:15 me: jamming to them beats
Everyone else: watching the actual video

@@youraveragedegenerate1 idk I just like the song

Found it, it’s Approaching Nirvana - Even While

@@youraveragedegenerate1 you are a legend

@@youraveragedegenerate1 it's been a while but i finally found it.


Just remove the "No" and there's a escape!

@@Eptasrandomstuff i mean facts is facts

Who are you.... <b>and why are you so wise in the ways of computer</b>

Who are you.... *and why are you so wise in the ways of computer*

Finally someone smart in comment section. Everyone just typing only memes here and you are smart here.


Hello
How are you
Im unda the water
Pls help me


“Guys, do you know how to delete Cortana in windows 10?”
Me noticing I have windows 10 an I have “Talk to Cortana”:  S W E A T S  P R O F U S E L Y

“Guys, do you know how to delete Cortana in windows 10?”
Me noticing I have windows 10 an I have “Talk to Cortana”:  *S W E A T S  P R O F U S E L Y*

same woth my big sis's computer wich im using to reply to dis comment right now

We all do its standard software, a.k.a ur not special

@@LCRandRC mk I don’t care, as what it says on the Bible: “pray for you’re enemies” so, your lucky you’re an enemy to me

@@Noelleinnit huh what does  the bible have to do with this lmao

waht does cortana actually do ?<br>bc im a windows 8.1 person

waht does cortana actually do ?
bc im a windows 8.1 person


Thats sad for you😢 I liked and subcribed


Person: i just wanna safely uninstall cortana :)<br>Person 2: Action time

Person: i just wanna safely uninstall cortana :)
Person 2: Action time


Dude enderman makes the most interesting content no doubt :)


NoEscape.exe: launches
Me: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our Battle shall be legendary!

NoEscape.exe: *launches*
Me: *Finally, a worthy opponent. Our Battle shall be legendary!*


Ah yes, a windows creppypasta.

Now i've seen everything.


"Fred durst says no computer today silly boy go outside to play" hmmmmmmm.... now where have i seen this?

It says "fred durst says: no computer today silly boy go outsie to play"


6:21 Enderman:Oh no! Not this background again!
Me: Hey that's pretty cool!

@@Sewbetan No that was my personal opinion the Background was good


moral of the story: never trust anyone with clyde as their profile picture


Ok, im really obsessed with this video..

He's my favorite youtuber 🙂


Virus: your computer is mine

Enderman: No.

Virus: how?

@@at_mne I must do 100k lines of code for google

if i would need to delete this thing... I WOULD YEET MY COMPUTER INTO THE LAVA


Cortana : Wait, I’m useless?
NoEscape.exe : *it always has been.*

Cortana : Wait, I’m useless?

NoEscape.exe : it always has been.
Cortana : Cries

Cortana : Wait, I’m useless?
NoEscape.exe : it always has been.
Cortana : *Cries*


NoEscape.exe: no escape!<br>Avast: and i took that personally

NoEscape.exe: no escape!
Avast: and i took that personally

@@ultraaatf viruses are usually made with the intent of bypassing WD so people download third party avs.

@@asosa249 I AM SUPREME I HAVE NORTON DELUXE

@@ultraaatf Well if you aren’t downloading any malicious software or visiting any phishing/dangerous website, then windows defender would be enough, but if you are not a careful person, you can easily get tricked and visit a malicious website or download a malware then you should probably use a TRUSTED third party anti-virus software, because windows defender can be easily bypassed, not to mention it has tons of false positives, for example a software where it is from HP or other brand that is installed by default, and while it tries to do an action on your pc which requires to read stuff in a system folder, it still get blocked by the windows defender.


Love how The recording software is invincible


title: creepypasta<br>music: bE hApY eVeRYdAy

title: creepypasta
music: bE hApY eVeRYdAy


as soon as his background turned into flames i knew what was abt to happen


No escape.exe : Your computer is now done for anyway <br>Recorder : Its fine

No escape.exe : Your computer is now done for anyway
Recorder : Its fine

@@EternalBliss. ik but why did he just close the laptop then?


This was Better than a Whole Netflix Series.


The song started playing at start
Me: ahh no more error sounds and ear rape 😁
After watching video
My mom: come and eat dinner
Me: eh?

@@santiagogonzalez3736 i was going to say that


"no computer today silly boy go outside and play" 💀🤣🤣

@@MrBayleaf outsie

it is like that in the comment, and even the meme speels it like that.

@Infected123YT hey buddy… thats the joke….


NoEscape.exe : Your PC Is Mine Now.

Linux : Oh So You're Approaching Me?

NoEscape:I can't hack the crap out of you without getting any closer.


NoEscape.Exe: No one to get rid of me hahaha what can you do now, it's impossible to get rid of me!
Enderman: We'll see about that
Me: Why does Enderman using paint all of a sudden?
Enderman: Because i'm trying to delete a virus
Enderman finds a virus and deletes it
NoEscape.Exe: NOOOOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU DELETE ME?!
Enderman: That's what you get!

NoEscape.Exe: No one to get rid of me hahaha what can you do now, it's impossible to get rid of me!
Enderman: We'll see about that
Me: Why does Enderman using paint all of a sudden?
Enderman: Because i'm trying to delete a virus
*Enderman finds a virus and deletes it*
NoEscape.Exe: NOOOOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU DELETE ME?!
Enderman: That's what you get!


No escape: I’m the worst virus you’ve ever seen

Coronavirus: are you sure about that!

@@LCRandRC they're different jokes, idiot

@@LCRandRC See the joke? Nah, it flew 1k mph as soon as you saw it. Flew right above you, couldn’t even see it.


Me: I have a Toshiba.  Who wants to trash a Toshiba?<br>Enderman: There is no escape...

Me: I have a Toshiba.  Who wants to trash a Toshiba?
Enderman: There is no escape...

I also have a Toshiba,  who wants to hack that?


Part 2: How to remove NoEscape.exe

Edit: what is my reply section?

Edit 2: I knew it

Part 3: How to remove remover of NO ESCAPE.exe

@@twohito part 4 how to remove remove remover of NO ESCAPE.exe

@AARYAN BHARDWAJ Part 6: how to remove remove remove remove remover of NoEscape.exe

@@itzblobbygaming8989 heh, Part 7: how to remove remove remove remove remove remover of NoEscape.exe

@@krajstofik here is Part 8: How to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove of NoEscape.exe

@@gensti here is part 9:how to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remover of no escape exe

@@boskolasta Part 10: How to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remover of NO ESCAPE.exe

@@hostbit1393 Part 10: How to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove the remover of noescape.exe

@Adhitya Pradipta Part 13: How to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove the remover of NoEscape.exe

Idk it doesn’t make sense cause every comment doesn’t make sense because they are all remove remover because you can’t remove remove
it would make sense if it was Part 11:
Remove the remover that is removing the remover that is removing the remover

Part 14: How to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remover of NoEscape.exe

@@enderite_fox part 15 how to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remover of noescape.exe

Part 16: how to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remover of NoEscape.exe

@@funnyhevman  part 17: how to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove  remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove the remover of NoEscape.exe

@-_JAMP_-2008    part 19: how to remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove  remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove remove the remover of NoEscape.exe

@@lamucchinaofficial6 part 20: remove your PC

@@MillySilly-1 part 21: Buy a new PC and re-download noescape.exe<br>Then remove the remover of noescape.exe

@@MillySilly-1 part 21: Buy a new PC and re-download noescape.exe
Then remove the remover of noescape.exe

this reply section is just removeception


i didnt expect it to work wow thank you so much bro


So wait. Not even reformatting would get rid of this trojan?<br>Jeez... this is actually lowkey terrifying.

So wait. Not even reformatting would get rid of this trojan?
Jeez... this is actually lowkey terrifying.

Reinstalling windows on top of your install won't fix it, but a complete reformat will


1:32 the beat synced with the background changing and the disable UAC toast appearing


Me: hah with happy music its not scary

Later:

Me: 0-0


You: oh no my computer infected with viruses!!!<br>music: what

You: oh no my computer infected with viruses!!!
music: what


even 1 year later, i really love this virus, you did a grat job man!


Moral of the story: Never download unrecognized files<br>Me in the background: Let’s party NAHAJAHAHAAJAJSJSJSJWJSDES

Moral of the story: Never download unrecognized files
Me in the background: Let’s party NAHAJAHAHAAJAJSJSJSJWJSDES


D: im about to finish this man's whole career
Enderman: uno reverse card

D: im about to finish this man's whole career
Enderman: *uno reverse card*


8:55 Enderman: I gonna never use this PC bye

wait that computer is a gaming laptop. the things people do these days...

He's actually using a vm, it looks real because he probably enabled exclusive mode, which hides everything related to the vm


4:47 this is what happens after hours, it gets darker in the day!


"When did my computer get infected?"<br>* 3 minutes ago* "Eh. what could possibly go wrong"

"When did my computer get infected?"
* 3 minutes ago* "Eh. what could possibly go wrong"


Your Laptop: WHY YOU DO THAT WITH ME BRO:(

Enderman: Bro Its Normal


5:07

honestly this part gives me a chill down to the spine


Ah, yes.  Nice, lovely music to go with this virus.<br>Edit: Tysm for the likes.

Ah, yes.  Nice, lovely music to go with this virus.
Edit: Tysm for the likes.

The bad name <del>> creppy virus <</del>


Me: Waiting For New Video
Enderman: Brand New Video
Me and Everyone: run into Enderman's Video :))))

Oh these are the dudes that make most trash comments than funny comment


The sad thing is that cortana was still running :(


"bruh not again, but ok im not really scared of the worst virus ever" lol


At ending you be like:nah it's enough I need to take a break from playing on my pc

He's following Fred Durst's advice and going outsie to play because no computer today silly boy


the virus:YOUR COMPUTER IS MINE YOU CANT GET RID OF THIS MALWARE

me:oh you think so?

Grabs a format disk

the virus:YOUR COMPUTER IS MINE YOU CANT GET RID OF THIS MALWARE

me:oh you think so?

*Grabs a format disk*


windows defender: I CANT BE DEFEATED THIS PC WILL ALWAYS BE PROTECTED NO MORE MALWARE!

NoEscape: BET


Me: Always uses antivirus, and never turns it off, and lets it delete the viruses
Enderman: Turns off antivirus and trusts a virus to not do anything bad
Me again: noob!
Enderman:

He actually just run virus to make video to viewers.

@@TheLightingPerson its supposed to be funny ok? >:(

@@TheLightingPerson On a Virtual Machine, too.


plot twist: cortana was still unistalled because of NoEscape.exe

Plot twist: Cortana was uninstalled but it replaced it with siri

@@chippie4595 why with siri? answer becuse mac is too strong and only mac can`t be destroyed in 100%


I like to imagine this as a like a movie when your friend sent u into an no escape realm (as a prank or something) where you have to escape the corruption somehow


7:07 I would of said "Did you know your mom adopted you?"


Crazy! You need to make a behind the scenes video about this!


watching something with "creepypasta" in the title at night while home alone is a good idea...

I literally got this recomended at night and said nope and put on watch later for tomorrow ;-;


Enderman; "eh it can't be dangerous" NoEscape.exe: *H3LLO00 Y0UR C0MPUT3R H45 V1RU5


Mounting the EFI system partition is a bloody lifesaver sometimes for me

Try NTFS Partition and Mount EFI System Partition something like booting correctly


when one clip is shot in september and another one in january: "bruh"

The things that happen are dat dependent and he just changed the system time


I know you are in a VM for not infect your real computer and this lesson: It is always safe to denied and scan the file in a VM!<br>Thanks a lot for showing it for safety when there is no escape like the video!

I know you are in a VM for not infect your real computer and this lesson: It is always safe to denied and scan the file in a VM!
Thanks a lot for showing it for safety when there is no escape like the video!

sometimes viruses can go through vms or just into other vms


Hmmm. I like that! How did you make this?


This seems like a perfect video to watch at 2am considering the "(creepypasta)" in the name

Computer enthusiasts: OoOh THiS is VeRy SCArY


"you need to turn off your antivirus first"<br>What could possibly go wrong?

"you need to turn off your antivirus first"
What could possibly go wrong?


Virus : There is no escape.
Me : Casually wiping off the hdd
Virus : bruh

That wont help this type of virus will go into the ram/computer so you will have to remove all 9f the parts of your graphics card and ram and probably mother board too so you have to get new ones it also can get on your betwork and once you go on it ot immedietly downloads it again :(


The good ending: His computer is safe because that's a virtual machine.<br>The Good Ending

The good ending: His computer is safe because that's a virtual machine.
The Good Ending

Bad ending: that is a custom version of NoEscapr.EXE that can bypass all antiviruses and is one of those viruses that leaks through VM and latches onto the host PC


NoEscape.exe: here's nothing. No escape.

Me: Goes to the door
NoEscape: are you kidding me?
Me: comes back with hammer
NoEscape: wait. waitwaitwait WAIT !
Me: GET REKT

NoEscape.exe: here's nothing. No escape.

Me: Goes to the door
NoEscape: are you kidding me?
Me: comes back with hammer
NoEscape: wait. waitwaitwait *WAIT* !
Me: GET REKT

Who needs hammer when you have lego gun with lego bayonet<br>Just shoot to computer then stab with bayonet lol

Who needs hammer when you have lego gun with lego bayonet
Just shoot to computer then stab with bayonet lol

@@goktugyldz574 Who Needs a hammer when u could just throw you're computer out of the window.

@@obcscripter3731 it isnt stronger than lego weapons

but what is stronger than lego weapons do you know

every possible weapon in 2b2t
(32k tools, furnaces, books, enderdragon eggs etc)

Most logical option since all your data is gone.
Remove the storage devices and wipe any other components that store memory. Then buy a new hard drive or ssd and replace it.
Something you could do before downloading it. make a restore point
Obviously restore points aren’t do all fix all but they do fix somethings

Most logical option since all your data is gone.
Remove the storage devices and wipe any other components that store memory. Then buy a new hard drive or ssd and replace it.
Something you could do before downloading it. *make a restore point*
Obviously restore points aren’t do all fix all but they do fix somethings

@@aesirofgames we are joking here why are you serious<br>(i can ban the malware with a book)

@@aesirofgames we are joking here why are you serious
(i can ban the malware with a book)

GÖKCRAFT GAMİNG <br>I know, but I just made a random disruption in the chain for fun. The best way to do it is grab a limited edition all might figurine, get all might, he trips on the figurine onto your computer and the malware leaves your computer and consumes all might.

GÖKCRAFT GAMİNG
I know, but I just made a random disruption in the chain for fun. The best way to do it is grab a limited edition all might figurine, get all might, he trips on the figurine onto your computer and the malware leaves your computer and consumes all might.


1:31 me feeling PAIN opening administrator files