Alternate title: "Michael Jackson makes train noises before falling down a flight of stairs"

I could make a joke about the sounds he makes but I'm sure someone has already done that.

Why is this not pinned? This is the best comment

This comment genuinely brought tears of laughter to my eyes. 😂

This may be the first time I’ve commented on YouTube but I had to say this had me wheezing with laughter!!!! 😂

It wasn't a train the first thing that came in my mind, but instead a sexual activity with a good ending...and i will not mention with who...

It’s gotta be the shoes. Wrong MJ, my bad.

Man, I haven't laughed this hard in a while...

Most liked comment in this comment section and yet somehow still underrated

It's three AM and I have been laughing at this for an hour.

After reading this comment I listened to it for the second time and now I haven’t laughed this hard in ages

this message the video insanely more funny

Now I've got to rewatch with that in mind

This is one of my favourite comments ever

Then oddly gets aroused as he makes impact with the floor below.

Reminds me of the train bit in accidental death of an anarchist lmao

Michael Jackson trying really hard at Super Mario Bros.

Didn't know Michael Jackson was in Omori

@some fellaI told you about stairs man I warned you dog

@Alexander Main No he made it 10x better!

He discovers that it felt good once he hits the bottom

Someone has got to edit these sounds over that one clip of Peter Griffin falling down the stairs

Did you know that Michael Jackson wanted to play James Bond? Which is ironic as his last words were "Dr Nooooo!"

I had to close my eyes, and listen to it again. Now I can't stop laughing.

Lol! Now listening to that again, that's all I can hear!

@andrew plot twist: shes a flight attendant

Lmfao this had me dyin. Funny ass comment


And he still managed to fit the slide whistle in. Legend.

@Phoebe Draper Damn indeed... I could've sworn i saw a comment staying otherwise but i must've mixed up some memories in mind. Thanks for pointing this out ;)

@paddotkliterally only took me one minute to follow the link in the about section bruh...<br>"Formed from the depths of musical boredom during the pandemic, There I Ruined It is the personal project of musician  Dustin Ballard."

@paddotkliterally only took me one minute to follow the link in the about section bruh...
"Formed from the depths of musical boredom during the pandemic, There I Ruined It is the personal project of musician  Dustin Ballard."

@loop321 wtf! I was sure I put the link in here too, probably even more than once and it just disappears indeed. At least I know I'm not going crazy just yet

@loop321 hm yeah i don't think that's a truthful statement. Probably that guy is trying to get people on his channel that way. The owner of this channel replied to someone in the comments that she is a she, that's how i know.

@paddotk He created the channel. It says so on his website. The quote from Caeser above is from the site. When I try to link non YouTube websites, the comment gets deleted, so I couldn't add the last part of the link. Where did you get the idea the creator was a she? From the smash mouth guitar video?

@loop321 i did and am none the wiser. What has he got to do with this channel?

@Caesar Tjalbo Dustin? Where'd you get that from

@Hokkid Drums "Formed from the depths of musical boredom during the pandemic, There I Ruined It is the personal project of musician  Dustin Ballard.  With the simple goal of ruining as many beloved songs as possible before it’s banned from the Internet, There I Ruined It has left a wake of confusion and disgust among those with musical taste, inexplicably earning millions of followers along the way."

@Caesar Tjalbo all slide whistles are shes

@Aaron Sam It is a siren whistle. They were ubiquitous when I was young but I can't find them anymore which is a shame because I have a lot of nephews and nieces who would love to terrorize their parents with it if only I could get them a siren whistle. My favorite brand is Heuler, they can be connected to balloons.

apparently it's a siren whistle but i still like to think of it as a slide whistle idk just feels funnier


I completely fucking lost it at the whistle, 10/10.

The Official "Guardian Units of Nations" Channel


I'm kind of in awe of YouTube's copyright detection systems for demonetizing this video in the first 6 minutes.

I'm kind of in awe of YouTube's copyright detection systems for demonetizing this video in the first 6 minutes.

@MrCoolman nowhere else to go really. as much as it sucks, it's kinda hard not to

@MrCoolman nowhere else to go really. as much as it sucks, it's kinda hard not to

To be fair you don't really need money for this one

To be fair you don't really need money for this one

@Jorge_super There are random people who claim copyrights on videos hoping they can take all the money it makes and the uploader will do nothing, but in this case the original uploader fixed it and the videos monetized as you can very easily check this online

Youtubers should do a class action lawsuit. This is 1000% fair use

Youtubers should do a class action lawsuit. This is 1000% fair use

It doesn't take much when the title of the video is "smooth criminal" and the audio contains sounds directly lifted from the song. You say that like human beings are going through all the uploaded content and manually setting the copyright flags on them.

@MrCoolmanWho said they were on the website?

@MrCoolmanWho said they were on the website?

Please do a parody of money money money to spite them

Please do a parody of money money money to spite them

It probably doesn't help that the artists names are in the titles. It probably recognizes the name and if it even has a snippet of audio it's gonna get you

@hawkeye5955 on top of that, they invested next to nothing in detection for scams that show for ads.

@hawkeye5955 on top of that, they invested next to nothing in detection for scams that show for ads.

I hope you were able to dispute it. That’s crazy.

I hope you were able to dispute it. That’s crazy.

@MrCoolmanhim being on it or not does not negate the trueness of his statement. QED. 😂

@MrCoolmanhim being on it or not does not negate the trueness of his statement. QED. 😂

I mean the beginning is the beginning of the actual song so no wonder

I mean the beginning is the beginning of the actual song so no wonder

OK, but the idea of actually going out and copyrighting miscellaneous Michael Jackson noises is kinda hilarious to me

OK, but the idea of actually going out and copyrighting miscellaneous Michael Jackson noises is kinda hilarious to me

@CHATO! [Prog] So what we've learned is, if you're going to credit the source of creative properties you use, do it discreetly so you can only find it if you're looking for it. That achieves the intended purpose of the copyright system.

@MrCoolmanWhat a dumb question. It has a monopoly on video/content sharing. Insta can only do reels and Twitch is for streaming. Vimeo is a competitor but stands no chance.

Or I mean… your title says SMOOTH CRIMINAL in it. 😅

Or I mean… your title says SMOOTH CRIMINAL in it. 😅

To be fair, there's nowhere else on Earth you can hear those sounds outside of MJ songs.

Keep up the struggle; we're rooting for you.

@mrcoolman6843 What's the alternative for the individual? Youtube basically has monopoly

@mrcoolman6843 What's the alternative for the individual? Youtube basically has monopoly

… you put the song title in the video title. That’s a pretty big hint.

… you put the song title in the video title. That’s a pretty big hint.

They can detect copyrighted content, but can they detect

f a i r u s e

They can detect copyrighted content, but can they detect

f a i r u s e

It's okay, we've all been there-<br>YOUTUBE STOP BEING MEAN

It's okay, we've all been there-
YOUTUBE STOP BEING MEAN

@MrCoolmanwhat a stupid question. YouTube has no competitors, so anybody looking for a video sharing platform like this is basically forced to be here, that reason is also exactly why YouTube pulls so much shit and continues to get away with it, no competition.

@Chris TucholskeThey certainly still do it. You just got a one-off survey. If you were picked as a household for ongoing surveys, you would've gotten a device you wear on your wrist that records audio.

@R3KedThey really don't though. No one is stopping people from using Facebook, Vimeo, or Dailymotion.

@R3KedThey really don't though. No one is stopping people from using Facebook, Vimeo, or Dailymotion.

@for commenting purposes onlyThe reason why they care about copyright protections so much is because a ton of major corporations would sue their ass, jeopardizing the site as a whole.

@sgt.vindoy3911can't be that bad if you like the content

@sgt.vindoy3911can't be that bad if you like the content

@hawkeye5955it's not really unusual considering that copyright strikes cost more to deal with than whatever revenue is lost from the annoyance of bots. I've been using YouTube since I was like 12 or whenever and not once have spambots ever made me consider leaving the platform. So I think it's just decision making rooted in budgeting, which I guess isn't really a surprise lol

@hawkeye5955 I mean, it makes sense, due to the world's broken copyright system, if they aren't really careful with copyright, they can be destroyed completely

@MrCoolman There's no competition. No alternative. No supply for the demand. Either suffer youtube or lose a main source of information and entertainments (and thus social capital).

@DaveyKanabus

They don't actually do that anymore, since everyone has a phone & tends to excitedly talk online about anything they're watching that they like, plus the streaming services & game systems can give exact numbers of viewers. Nielsen did send me a survey recently & that was about it & it was more focused on my offline activities than anything- what, if anything, I watched on public tv/ cable, what my hobbies were, where I was most likely to shop, how often I used my car, etc.

It's only gonna get worse as time goes on.  Coders are legit evil authoritarians.

It's only gonna get worse as time goes on.  Coders are legit evil authoritarians.

Youtube has a low IQ algorithm that benefits corporations at your expense. Its literally as dumb as to just go by title. I used to do piano tutorials and my videos would get demonitized because it had the names of the song I was teaching in the title

@mrcoolman6843 they have a monopoly on video sharing so we don't have a choice

@mrcoolman6843 they have a monopoly on video sharing so we don't have a choice

It'll be that opening stab that did it. Reupload without the stab and I reckon it would take them longer.

It'll be that opening stab that did it. Reupload without the stab and I reckon it would take them longer.

@MrCoolmanthe website is bad, the creators are not... at least some aren't

@MrCoolmanthe website is bad, the creators are not... at least some aren't

They straight up copyrighted Michael's voice

They straight up copyrighted Michael's voice

I'd say that it's because Michael Jackson (R) is a registered trademark.

Except that you didn't even mention Voldemort Michael Jackson.

I'd say that it's because *Michael Jackson* (R) is a registered trademark.

Except that you didn't even mention -Voldemort- Michael Jackson.

@Aradraugfea It is true, but the devices listen for a tone that's added to each TV station's audio to determine which channel has been tuned into at what times. It's not listening for the actual audio content of the shows themselves.

The older method of gathering this data was indeed forms and questionnaires that the viewers would fill out. I believe the forms are being/have been phased out by now.

Source: A class on television audiences I took at university in 2016 or 2017.

@hawkeye5955Part of the reason is they get fined or worse if a copyright holder decides to get mad about it<br>YouTube needs to grow a spine and defend creators, but a lot of this is bigger than the platform

@hawkeye5955Part of the reason is they get fined or worse if a copyright holder decides to get mad about it
YouTube needs to grow a spine and defend creators, but a lot of this is bigger than the platform

Once again, who's dab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhck5dVP9AA

Once again, who's dab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhck5dVP9AA

Probably cos the song was in the title or something

Probably cos the song was in the title or something

@for commenting purposes only sure, especially because the ads nowadays are getting ridiculous and some of the new "features" (dislike button, quality options, etc) actively make the experience worse. But the sad truth is that youtube wouldnt exist if they couldnt deal with copyright issues as effectively as they do. But youre right, id love to see some actually cool new features for the platform.

@Lukas my point is that they put more effort into things like protecting the rights of dead rich people than they do addressing the myriad of actual problems that the website has.

@for commenting purposes onlybut why? The copyright claim is 100% warranted considering that the entire video consists of copyrighted material and i dont even think youd have a good "fair use" argument here. This is just really impressive.

@MrCoolman You can criticize the site and still use it

@MrCoolman You can criticize the site and still use it

@MrCoolman because there isn't any other video streaming website that's as big or as popular as youtube?

you ever thought about that genius?

Even though each sample is no more than about a second...

Even though each sample is no more than about a second...

@hawkeye5955 Scambots are getting out of hand in this site...

@hawkeye5955 Scambots are getting out of hand in this site...

I’d imagine part of it was having Smooth Criminal in the title, it probably triggers some sort of automated scan

I’d imagine part of it was having Smooth Criminal in the title, it probably triggers some sort of automated scan

@MrCoolman I'm guessing because none of the other video platforms actually have any videos.

@MrCoolman I'm guessing because none of the other video platforms actually have any videos.

Well, to be fair, you did tell them which copyrighted song you used by putting it in the video title.

Well, to be fair, you did tell them which copyrighted song you used by putting it in the video title.

Surely you can fight that? There is nothing here that should be copy written.  That could be anyone making those noises.

Surely you can fight that? There is nothing here that should be copy written.  That could be anyone making those noises.

@Aradraugfea  I had a device for a while, but it didn’t sample audio. It wasn’t just a manual for for us. So as someone who was a “Nielsen family” for a while who had a device they shipped to track what we watched, I can say it was a real thing.

@for commenting purposes only blame your government,  youtube is just following the law

@for commenting purposes only blame your government,  youtube is just following the law

@mrcoolman6843 I a 80% confident thay ment the technical side not the people or videos . Although some people are but holes (blank stating not calling anyone one )

??? What's even the reason for demonetizing this?

??? What's even the reason for demonetizing this?

@hawkeye5955 One problem will get them sued for billions of dollars, the other just annoys the users who have no other equivalent online alternative. Having no competition is nice(actually shitty) like that.

I realized that YT seems to scan video titles, because I made the experiment and uploaded a cover, but didn't mention the artist in the title - bam, I could monetize it lol

@AR M That can be challenged. This might possibly be as well under fair use laws.

@AR M That can be challenged. This might possibly be as well under fair use laws.

@for commenting purposes only I'm still in awe of the time someone got a copyright strike for like 4 seconds of audio of a crow cawing. It was an actual crow that was just in his yard and he got a copyright strike.

Have Polaris Hub AB tried claiming it as theirs yet? They try to grab the copyright on everyone elses!

Videos of Sonic in the Green Hill Zone?

Appararently thats theirs....

Elder Scrolls Music?

Sorry Jeremy Soule even though you created it you apparently dont own the copyright to it.

Its all moo-poo, it really is. Shady companies claiming ownership for stuff thats not even remotely theirs, would be interesting to see if any money they get from bogus copyright ownership manages to somehow miraculously work its way back to youtubes coffers.... Would explain why they havnt and wont do anything about it....

@Davey Kanabus The TV thing isn't true.  I've actually gotten Nielsen Questionairees.  Me and everyone in my house sat down and took MANUAL accounting of everything we watched for a week and sent that in.  Each participant got 5 bucks for the trouble.

Nah, they are just monitoring your account at this point. A minimum wage office intern sitting there and refreshing the page, every 6 minutes or so. Not unlike the rest of us, but for a different reason.

Could someone write an AI that mangles the wave form so it’s unrecognizable by copyright detectors, but still sounds correct to the human ear?

Do a video about it then. Music from you is amazing

Do a video about it then. Music from you is amazing

@The Binge Gamer If I could give your comment more than one like I absolutely would

@The Binge Gamer If I could give your comment more than one like I absolutely would

hey, if you take requests, how about a wiggles death metal cover ?

hey, if you take requests, how about a wiggles death metal cover ?

See, it's not you that are ruining things, its YouTube.

See, it's not you that are ruining things, its YouTube.

@Dozenspeed : Well, two lawyers got in trouble for using Chat gpt to write their legal defense. The judge gave them a verbal execution.

You can hide that slide whistle all you want, but it's still going to come after you.

You can hide that slide whistle all you want, but it's still going to come after you.

It's a miracle of technology. Or maybe more like a diabolus ex machina.

It's a miracle of technology. Or maybe more like a diabolus ex machina.

Using immature AI in production is a disaster

Using immature AI in production is a disaster

Fun fact: Just about 100% of media copyright claim is based on audio waveforms, so this isn't surprising.

Even TV ratings are decided by paying select households to put a little device on their TV that listens for the audio to determine what is being watched.

@hawkeye5955 Bots don't have lawyers (yet)

@hawkeye5955 Bots don't have lawyers (yet)

@for commenting purposes only Then why are you on it 😂

@for commenting purposes only Then why are you on it 😂

It's funny how youtube invested far more money into copyright detection and invested nothing to stop scambots/pornbots.

It's funny how youtube invested far more money into copyright detection and invested nothing to stop scambots/pornbots.

bruh. youtube is genuinely just a bad website.

bruh. youtube is genuinely just a bad website.


I think what gets me most is how aggressive the "chugga chugga" is. You can feel killer intent.

@Mungo Finalfi no? They were the first one to break it so they broke the chain.

in "the fresh prez of d.c." videos in youtube, there's a michael jackson character, that it's a psychopath and his only words are "chugga chugga" XD <br>it killed me when I read your comment, the fresh prez is older !

in "the fresh prez of d.c." videos in youtube, there's a michael jackson character, that it's a psychopath and his only words are "chugga chugga" XD
it killed me when I read your comment, the fresh prez is older !


What's funny is knowing that, even without context, anyone who's heard a single Michael Jackson song will instantly know who this is just based on the sounds he makes.

It could also be Bruce Lee in this case tho

@Θώθ But hey, expect MJ songs to be promoted by platforms again cuz Sony is in talks with Jackson family and estate over the purchase of all of his work... So those mfs would do everything to make 100x of the investment😂

@Θώθ  Yea ofc, everything has a prime, be it a country, a king or even a planet sadly💀 GLOBAL WARMING NOISES ... A generation mostly chooses the stuff that is spoonfed especially in the internet era, u can even see its effects on hip-hop too like u would rarely find anyone listening to Biggie, Eminem, snoop, pac
and tbh in MJ's case, it isn't even the point of being in prime  or not since he sold-out 50 godd@m* shows in a jiffy in his final days of life at the age of almost 51, the point is he isn't even alive since 2009 to be as relevant as he was

@Θώθ  Yea ofc, everything has a prime, be it a country, a king or even a planet sadly💀 *GLOBAL WARMING NOISES* ... A generation mostly chooses the stuff that is spoonfed especially in the internet era, u can even see its effects on hip-hop too like u would rarely find anyone listening to Biggie, Eminem, snoop, pac
and tbh in MJ's case, it isn't even the point of being in prime  or not since he sold-out 50 godd@m* shows in a jiffy in his final days of life at the age of almost 51, the point is he isn't even alive since 2009 to be as relevant as he was

@koontent  •  2.9k views  •  22 hours ago               ..... Well yeah, that's the gist of giant labels (and any other media industry tbh). I never said that MJ is irrelevant, tho compared to his prime, you cannot deny that there's definitely a dip of relevancy, especially among the younger generation which I am in. The situation won't change in the near future, as you've said, giant labels have no reasons to promote his works, and the label's newer generation of talents would shine on the same stage that MJ once stood. No disrespect to him, there are probably tens of millions of active singers out there that was inspired by MJ, his songs may be forgotten by the future generations but I genuinely believe his spirit lives on through the enormous impact his works have on our bright up-and-coming stars.

@Θώθ Tell me why I live in the middle of bum fucked Egypt and the kids at our elementary school performed a whole concert of MJ songs a couple months ago

@Θώθ U gotta understand how digital music industry works... MJ ain't getting promoted by any giant label bcz they won't benefit from any of the MJ songs being played since MJ himself owns his work and nor does his estate put money into promotion since they don't need it as they are already the highest earning estate of all time with worth of over 3B usd... I'm myself (age 21) yet to come across a person (any age) who doesn't know him... What makes u think that he ain't much relevant is bcz no platform promotes him cuz they all have got a shitton of money flowing in from major labels who want big platforms to show the artists that they own... The more their owned artist gets promoted, the more profit they make

@Vlad Amir Al-Putin I'm not here to dunk on MJ, I truly believe his songs are great. My mom loves them especially. According to her, MJ's songs used to be broadcasted on radio stations around the world, that's why his legacy seemed undying and beloved by cult following even in remote parts of the world. It really may be anecdotal evidence, but my experiences are totally opposite from yours, most of the ppl I know don't know who he was and at most only heard passing mentions of his name. He might have left a legend in the music industry, but relevancy can't be kept forever as newer artists emerge and make a name for themselves.

@Θώθ Sweet summerchild🗿<br>I'm a teen and not once in my life have i ever met anyone of my age or younger or older who doesn't know him and I'm talking about 2023 and I'm not even talking about a first world English speaking country, this is MJ being widely known in 2023 in a third world country in an region where internet reached after 2015 and where English is the 4th language..

@Θώθ Sweet summerchild🗿
I'm a teen and not once in my life have i ever met anyone of my age or younger or older who doesn't know him and I'm talking about 2023 and I'm not even talking about a first world English speaking country, this is MJ being widely known in 2023 in a third world country in an region where internet reached after 2015 and where English is the 4th language..

@joeyvg07 lot of young kids/young adults.either don't know who he is or only know about the accusations against him, I'm 20 and mj was the only "secular" artist I listened to for years as a kid

@Θώθ that i find hard to believe, as someone from a younger generation

@preventable sufferingTell me you're a MJ fan without actually telling me you're a MJ fan.<br>Jokes aside, he's famous in the past, now not a lot of the younger generations know him and even heard his songs

@preventable sufferingTell me you're a MJ fan without actually telling me you're a MJ fan.
Jokes aside, he's famous in the past, now not a lot of the younger generations know him and even heard his songs

"people will recognize the most famous pop artist of all time's voice" truly insightful analysis


Michael Jackson did voice work for Ready To Rumble 2 which has effort/impact noises too

@Austen Anderson dear god sorry i forgot to say its a furry version oh the horror OOOoooo furrrry dont get scared now

@DAsh you also forgot to mention that it is a furry version of michael jackson called mike jackleson, just thought id point that out

You could totally pull this off in Photo Dojo

There's also a video titled "YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY"

it's Michael Jackson in a fighting game

someone did make a figher for Rivals of Aether called "Agent M" that pretty much uses theses sounds

@goolge pl There's also a Your Only Move Is Hustle mod that adds Michael Jackson (as the "Moonwalker"). Actually quite a fun character.

“This game’s winner is…”
“Hee-hee~!”
“Michael Jackson!”

Isn’t there a legit Michael Jackson beat ‘em up game that does this?

Interestingly enough, there's a fighting game called M.U.G.E.N where all the characters are community-made. A common version of MJ's character is pretty overpowered there

That's why you've been <b>struck</b> by a smooth criminal. 💥FIGHT!💥

That's why you've been *struck* by a smooth criminal. 💥FIGHT!💥


Love how it goes from sounding like dance moves to murder with a random moan at the end

Makes sense considering the theme of the song is murder.


great as always. would you consider doing a death metal cover of a wiggles song like "toot toot chugga chugga big red car" ?

any hard/death metal wiggles song would slap

Fruit Salad Yummy Yummy would be epic as a hard trance tune also


Love that you censored the moaning sound and didn't name it😂😂

@Dirty Dee Senpai  @Dirty Dee Senpai  it sounds like Luigi😂. Maybe "WoWaaaa"?

Lulz 😅 I don’t even know what vowels you would use for that moan


This might genuinely be the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.


There is an argument to be made that the third oooooOow is actually less intense than the second BooooOow

but that (sponge) OOOWAHHHHuhhhh was properly designated... admit it.

@There I Ruined Ityour efforts are much appreciated 🇬🇧

@There I Ruined It I laughed even harder when I read that comment than when I watched the video. Your sleepless nights are much appreciated.

These are the decisions that keep me up at night.


@Anry L. Studios It was so [censored] I came

It was so [censored] I felt it coming inside of me


I can feel the non-words getting more and more intense.


This is the way every Jackson song should sound 😂😂😂

I prefer Joseph to be completely silent.

Indeed, it is the essence of Michael. All you need...


Pro tip: repeatedly press 6 on your keyboard to make it feel you're playing Space Invaders

@ripidentityrepeatedly clicking this, it either sounds like weird lasers shooting or loads of people clapping

do the same with 8 for a more modern space invaders update

1, 5, 6, and 8 all make great laser sounds

@romabrii basically just jumps to a certain part of the video
 you can't rlly do much on mobile, but i guess you could try by clicking this --> 0:12
kinda sounds like a pew pew sound if you play it repeatedly lol

What does that do? I'm on mobile and want to experience this for myself; does it just set playback speed to 2.0x?


Well, this is going to be my ringtone for the next 3 months


I lost it on the part labeled censored. I hear the slide whistle but it's the one labeled sensor that really made me giggle


A bunch of closely cut together vocalizations always makes me think of movement tech in speedruns like BLJs.


The “ahaaw” in the end made me spit out my drink lmao 😂

@TayWoode hilarious? No if that were the case you’d be spitting out your drink 😂😂😂 Please stop taking comments so freakin’ serious dude. I mean you seriously try to argue with people about making a certain comment on YT…how about just getting a life. But if you really wanna know, I was drinking water..from a bottle. Is that detailed enough for you?

@YvieT81 no I find it hilarious that people all copy each other saying the same things for likes coz they don’t have an original thought, try coming up with something original.<br>Thanks in advance 👍🏾

@YvieT81 no I find it hilarious that people all copy each other saying the same things for likes coz they don’t have an original thought, try coming up with something original.
Thanks in advance 👍🏾

@TayWoode wow it really bothers you doesn’t it? Maybe stop reading cat video comments or videos with funny things or jokes in them altogether. Then you won’t have to pour out your undying frustration over other people. Thanks in advance!

@YvieT81 oh ok it’s just it’s usually the 🤡 that always say “I spat my coffee/drink/soda out laughing” or the other overused phrases:
I’m on the floor laughing
My stomach hurts from laughing
I woke my house up laughing
I’m crying laughing
I nearly choked laughing
I fell off off my chair laughing
I nearly wet myself laughing
I died laughing
I scared my cat laughing

They’re usually the same 🤡 that describe everything as “wholesome” or “heartwarming” when they watch a cat video 🤦🏾

Was it coffee? normally everyone says “I spat my coffee out laughing” if they didn’t fall off their chair laughing or were crying laughing


Still an absolute legend. You are missed Michael...


I need a 10 hour loop of this...for the end of the day relaxation sort of thing......wait, no I don't.


Apparently his producers used to put wasps in the studio because it gave his performance more energy.


It’s been a while since I laughed that hard dude you literally made my day 😂


Your channel's not really living up to its name, because you've definitely <i>improved</i> this.

Your channel's not really living up to its name, because you've definitely _improved_ this.


Just came out like two minutes ago and I have already watched this 3 times, these videos are always so funny


🤣 This deserves to be a ringtone! Like back in the day I had David Lee Roth Accha paella as my alert tones from “Running with the Devil.”


Feels like I just listened to the sound test menu for a Michael Jackson themed fighting game.


I really appreciate how you labeled all of the sounds too


That was so much funnier than I thought it'd be.


I always miss the slide whistle until someone points it out help 😭🤣


I don't comment on videos very often, but this is now my bad day need a a wheezing laughter video lol. I love it. Keep doing your thing!


I don't know why but somehow this just made me feel better about life. 😆


This is literally what the internet is for! Absolutely breathtaking work!!! 😂😂


sounds like a fighting game character whipping out the tatsiest combo


If Michael Jackson auditioned for a voice acting role in a fantasy platform adventure game, this is what he would have submitted.


The last sound was just- idk how to even describe it 😭💀


I wouldn't be surprised if he was hired to be Link's voice actor in Ocarina of Time


Seemed like a happy-ish ending. I slowed the playback to half speed, and then was able to understand a 40-something guy making these sounds.


There’s so many bedroom jokes to make about this. I love it.


You're right. It fucking is. Try it as 1.5 or 2x though


From reading the title i had no idea what this was supposed to mean, but after 1 second i instantly got it. brilliant


This is the opposite of ruined. This is my new ringtone


I don't understand the name of this channel, you are amplifying not only these songs but my life as a whole


The question isn't Annie are you Okay. It's Michael are you okay?


Every second of Smooth Criminal sorted by average pitch would probably sound really weird in a potentially funny way.


This somehow feels more inappropriate than the Taylor Swift Shake It Off noises


the last one is when you take a poop and you don't have to wipe anything.


I love that you made a text interpretation of the non-words


I heard this song on the radio today and all I could think of was your video of all the non-words


That was really intense, especially at the end.


I like to think whenever he's recording, he gets a paper cut from turning the pages or otherwise hurting himself in really mundane ways and they just keep his screams of agony in


I didn't need this but I'm so glad I have it now


The return of [Censored], and I still don't know what the hell Michael was doing inside that recording booth


Best... Michael... Jackson... song... EVER!


My dog is howling now - thanks for that 😂


Part of me wonders why I watch these videos and another part of me wonders why I ever watch anything BUT these videos.


That very last isolated noise had me so so weak


The first BooOOW at 0:11 absolutely killed me 😂


I have just watched this more times in a row than I am willing to admit...


I love how the last one is called “censored” 😂💀


Those Tom and Jerry screams at the end had me in pieces xD


Towards the end it almost sounds like Scrat 😂😂


This is it. This is the peak of modern civilization.


after the train noises it just sounds like he's rapidly taking damage in minecraft


And here I was, thinking that the slide whistle would be skipped


Some say he's still trying to remember the dance to make time pass in front of a grave on Windfall Island...


When you're 12 years old and sleeping over at the King of Pop's mansion and he gives you the ol' "Chigga dun chugga OWWWW"


Checking out the sound effects on the settings of Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for SNES be like


I like that all the clips are titled exactly as they sound


"When you're eating hot pizza, but you don't wanna spit it out because you're starving" 0:04 🤣


Me making it outta little kids with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🥶🥶


He sounds even more like a
cartoon than he usually does
and that’s saying something

because literally the only
other person in the whole
world to ever sound
more cartoony than
Michael Jackson is
none other than

the one & only
Jimmy Carrey

I feel like Robin Williams & even Emma Thompson (for instance, when she played Prof. Trelawney in Harry Potter, or the main villain in Beautiful Creatures) kind of have him beat.


What you hear as a little kid spending the night with Michael Jackson


No click bait.  exactly as described!   Short & sweet.


the last part being labelled "[censored]" made my day


I felt it when passed out at the end due to exhaustion


Kinda reminds me of the Absolutely No Words videos. Fun stuff! :)


He sounds like he’s stepping in a room full of Lego towards the end


This is the perfect replacement for the Wilhelm scream.


Here's me trying to decide whose ringtone this should be.


Could you do a slow blues version of I'm so excited?


Close your eyes and you'll hear a Michael Jackson Weeping Angel approaching you from all around you.


Micheal sounds like he's having a seizure while he's still trying to perform  a dance 💀


I cant with these videos 🤣🤣🤣 so glad i found this


i <i>kinda</i> want to sample this for a game

i _kinda_ want to sample this for a game


The last one is hilarious 😅😅<br>I might make it my ring tone

The last one is hilarious 😅😅
I might make it my ring tone


Sounds like the sound clips used in MJ's game on Sega Genesis


0:17

I’m not sure if it’s a flutter of pain or a sigh of relief…


For me, almost the whole song is a big combo of non-words. I can barely understand what he is singing.


This sounds like 98% of the low-effort,  user-created levels you encounter in Mario Maker😂


When he said “uuuhaaahhhhaaaaaa” at the end, I really felt that. 😢


I'm pretty sure this is never before released audio of Michael Jackson running over a bed of hot coals barefoot


It definitely sounds like Annie is not okay.


This is the sound coming out of Neverland Ranch whenever Michael had a sleepover


Groundbreaking work in information theory, and increasing message content with lower density


I always thought sensored was an actual lyric all these years.


The long floor of pins Tom had to endure from Jerry.


Lyrics (with increasing intensity):
fa'appa shugga
da'shugga
da da
Chugga chugga
Shugga Shugga
Shukka Chukka
Daaaa
Ah da da
Hoo!
Da Da Dada
Boooow!
Da Da
Hooo!
Hooo!
Boww!
Hooooooo!
Bowwww!
HOOOOO!
Hooo!
DOOOOW!
OOOOOW!
BOOOW!
Waaah...


thank you for your contributions to society


Someone, somewhere is probably gonna make a SSBU voice mod of his for god knows how many times


We need a version with Peter Griffin falling down the stairs


Listen to this at 0.25 Playback speed🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂  the BOOOWs at 0.25. Omg thank you.😂😂😂

The end sounds like he’s being tortured 😭


0:18 That last one is OP laughing at himself for making yet another weird sound clip.


can you please make a song using only the oooohs from heard it through the grapevine by creedence clearwater? thanks


This sounds like a Killer Instinct ultra combo


Do the solo from Like A Stone by Audioslave but with autotuned Owen Wilson going "Wow"


This is the sound of Michael Jackson falling down the stairs! 😂


I'm amazed that THIS hit a content match xD


This may be my new favourite video on youtube. 10/10


Thanks for making me realize I’ve been online too long 😂


MJ trying to shukka his way out of a spanking, receiving said spanking, and finally fainting.


Sounds like someone spamming the buttons in an indy 2D fighting game


I hope that, when the global killer asteroid comes for us, it at least makes this sound during its final approach.


0:12 and onward, you could probably place clips of Tom getting hurt from Tom and Jerry, and no one would question it.


The correct thing to call these would be non-verbal utterances if you want specifism


now you got to do the Alien Ant Farm version


Thanks, I definitely wanted to hear Michael Jackson's sex-sounds mixtape. Very cool!


The perfect sample for my vs Mj Friday night funkin mod


These are noises Tom makes from Tom and Jerry when he get into a rumble off screen with the dog


it sounds like somebody sleep talking, then dreaming about some questionable stuff..


This is why DARPA made the internet.<br>Bravo.

This is why DARPA made the internet.
Bravo.


Michael Jackson walks on a floor covered in Lego.


You nailed the ruination. Well done, Sir. Well done.


this sounds like an NPC enemy hurt sound compilation


ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 미치겠다
이 코메디는 한국인들 중 나한테만 통하는 건가?
한국인들은 이 유튜버를 왜 모르지?


that last one made me lose it completely


The sounds of Michael Jackson doing… it…


I have an idea for a There I Ruined It, but I don't have the patience to get the timing exactly right.. can I send you an Audacity file with clips on it?combines Star Trek, Jaws, and the A-Team


Just the soundtrack of your average Zelda speedrun.


What exactly did you ruin? You cleaned out all the impurities and left us with the refined product, finally finished. It's an MJ Scotch, aged 36 years.


Smooth Criminal (Remastered Radio Edit)<br>I wish, YouTube. I would laugh my ass off if this was played on radio.

Smooth Criminal (Remastered Radio Edit)
I wish, YouTube. I would laugh my ass off if this was played on radio.


Okay, if you could now do the same video with all of the non-words in alphabetical order then that would be a real achievement, wouldn't it, @There I Ruined It?  👍😎👍


Trying to get to sleep at Neverland Ranch and you hear this from the hallway...


You've been hit by
<br>You've been hit by a Smooth Syllable!

You've been hit by
You've been hit by a Smooth Syllable!


I was kind of vibing with it in the first half.


Michael Jackson voice clips in a fighting game


So this is Mike's last Words before he passed! 😏


Hey what if you took popular song’s lyrics, translated them into a different language then back to English, and then sang them?


Reminds of the sound test in old video games.


If MJ was a petrol lawnmower I imagine this is how it would sound when pulling at the cord to start him up


That's what Mike Patton hears when he listens to Micheal Jackson


"bOooooOoooOOOWW!" - Michael Jackson, King of Pop


ah yes, the famous michael jackson censored, his trademark sound


I'm here because I was sure I watched something like this before, and I'm getting a weird sense of deja vu...


Like someone walking barefoot through a bunch of Legos.


Michael Jackson showing you his impression of a train and then trips and falls down the stairs


Somebody's got a looooooooot of free time on their hands.


What happens when AI's got nothing better to do than answer humans.


My German Sheppard looked at me during this in astonishment.


Walking on cement barefooted on a 95 degree day


alt title: a singular drop of water hits your back unexpectedly


This is probably my favorite Michael Jackson song so this iwas cool and funny.


Can we get a time stamp for smooth criminal for the final noise?


with the amount of chugga chuggas at the start, it makes me feel like theres a little man in my bloodstream holding an artery shut all because i insulted his trains


Youtube. How did you copyright detect a scream.


It's like playing the Moonwalker video game lol


when you wake up and your leg is on fire.


Im pretty sure that Mario’s WOOOOOOOHHH would fit nicely there


“When you walk in the dark room but Lego on the floor”


Technically, "ow" is a word. It's in the dictionary.


POV: You're walking on a rocky beach without your flip-flops


i have an idea u should remix a song (you choose) but its sung like yoda example 'never gonna give you up' would be 'give you up i am not'


Michael Jackson if he voiced over an episode of Tom and Jerry


idk how the fuck i ended up here but i think its time to look for a billie jean version


press 4 repeatedly for a typewriter sound effect


Sounds like ... sound effects from a beat-em-up computer game.


Michael Jackson carrying a hot bowl of soup across a carpeted floor:


It sounds like Mickey Mouse falling down a hill


Can you make a full song of the meme I don't remember asking you a damn thing pls


my friend sent me this, i thought "smooth criminal" was like... a cop show or something... or judge judy thing... and that someone had gone through to find all the words ppl had said that were made up... but no. just Michael jackson


Okay, now pair this up with the Shake it Up shake/breathes video and you got something not meant for YouTube lmao


I like to imagine that they say at their computer like, "so iis this ooOOWww more intense than that oooOOWwww"


man rides in train, imitating the sounds it makes until it crashes and the screams of the man are heard while the train tumbles down the hill.


[censored] LOL! Love the names of the sounds.


Every Michael Jackson song in a nutshell.


try it on 0.25 speed at least once it is hilarious


This is what I sounded like when I learned to sew


Sounds like every scream from Tom and Jerry


Randomly given to me by youtube. I laughed out loud. +1


it's the sound sample when choosing you characters voice.


I'm so sorry but this is some of your best content


Michael wasn’t ready for his prostate exam


Micheal Jackson takes 15 seconds to climax, good to know.


Sounds like MJ got caught up in a combo attack by a Street Fighter character! (Ken Masters?)😅


You might have got away with it using Alien Ant Farm's version.


Michael is doing some weird shit over here ayoo


My boyfriend makes these same noises every night.


Slow it down to 0.25x, and you'll hear torture.


This is how locomotives started up back in the 1800s


Avatar the last Airbender credits song be like:


I'm pressing 6 & 8 over and over like I'm playing Asteroids


I had to turn off my phone at censored 😂


Michael Jackson plays with his toy trains and gets clapped by his uncle


The last sound got me like 😳 <b>*huh.wav*</b>

The last sound got me like 😳 **huh.wav**


The song of universal lego night walking.


Michael Jackson as Thomas the Tank Engine took him from behind


let me tell you i fucking snorted at the last one


The titles of the tracks fkin killed me😭😭😭😭💀💀💀


Thank you. I'm not sure for what, but thank you


seems like this criminal had a lot of friction


Shoco-choco shoco-choco... sounds like a strange cereal comercial.


<b>Michal Jackson as a Smash Bros. character getting launched off the screen:</b>

*Michal Jackson as a Smash Bros. character getting launched off the screen:*


Why does Michael looks like he is getting a organism   0:05


Please do one of mixing whataya want from me and wannabe.


You might need a towel after that last one.


play the last one in .25 speed and it sounds like moaning


Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)+Big Red Car (The Wiggles)
Gangsta's Paradise (Coolio) But It's In Pig Latin
Dancin' Queen (ABBA) - Mariachi Edition
Boom Boom Pow (The Black Eyed Peas) - Ragtime Edition


I could've sworn I saw this exact video a couple of months ago. Is this a reupload or just a redo?


Sounds like a fighting game. Like street fighter


Dogs when they hear a fire engine be like


The King of Ad-libs  #kurtmoradogotbeats

The King of Ad-libs  #kurtmoradogotbeats


That sounds like one of girlfriends way back in the day, before she became experienced.


They aren’t even words, more like sounds


the OwWwWWwW is soooo family friendly...


He sounds like he's being violently rammed


This sounds like a game of street fighter.


Play at 0.5 speed for the drunk version.


Request: Jupiter the bringer of jollity but it’s just farts


People in 1960's: sure there are flying cars by 2023.<br>2023:

People in 1960's: sure there are flying cars by 2023.
2023:


TV: Are you still watching netflix?

Someone's daughter: 0:13


Didn't the original have Michael Jackson moonwalking as well?


the last note came from an eight year old


Me: trying to sleep
The fox outside: 0:12

Me: *trying to sleep*
The fox outside: 0:12


Sounds like fight scene sound f/x from old cheesy Kung fu theatre flicks !!😵💥🤛🤨🤚!!


Ive never heard something so normal that feels like it shouldnt benon YouTube.


michael jackson when he sees an unsupervised child /j


alt title: Michael Jackson driving a train, shots fired, injured


Kind of sounds like someone doing something "adult".


This is pretty much what every virgin sounds like during their first time.


This plays like a dump of audio files from some bargain bin game.


My new favourite channel, subbed. I only found you tonight, are you using AI?


Jar Jar when he gets hit in Lego Star Wars


Tom from "Tom & Jerry" being repeatedly pricked by a needle


Oh no it’s one of Ruby Rhods tapes he was going to play after the show. LoL


Small mistake . If you switched the hoooo with the boooow  the order would be perfect


20 seconds of Michael Jackson getting beat up


This sounds like the moonwalker sega genesis game sfx menu


Plz do something with the Backstreet Boys


Did you get Link’s voice clips for the next Zelda game?


Bro's tom when Jerry stuck his tail into a mouse trap.


This time, you ruined michael jackson’s life

Doesn’t it sound like him falling down stairs? THIS IS HOW HE TRULY DIED!


Sounds more like Alannis Morrissette clearing her throat.


Sounds like a Mickey Jackson beat em up.


Super Smash Bros Sound Test - Michael Jackson


Send me the link to this music editor because I wanna make my own song


Sounds like recordings from the Neverland Ranch.


sounds like coke night at the chicken ranch gone wild.... oo ooo ah OWWW!


Okay for sm reason this sounds like Angry Birds


When I sing the song I sing, Annie chare you ok, channie are you ok, are you chok Annie?


first part is Joe, second part is Hunter


Some noises sound like adult Link from OoT


Sorry to ruin it by being pedantic, but I'm pretty sure 'shugga-chugga' is a word:

I shugga-chugga
You shugga-chugga
He/she/we shugga-chugga

Seems obvious, when you think about it(?)

Sorry to ruin it by being pedantic, but I'm pretty sure 'shugga-chugga' *is* a word:

I shugga-chugga
You shugga-chugga
He/she/we shugga-chugga

Seems obvious, when you think about it(?)


Sounds like Michael Jackson is getting beat up in a fight


But the real question is...
Is Annie Okay?

But the real question is...
*Is Annie Okay?*


This is what the neighbors hear when you let MJ babysit your kids


Where my Zelda fans at on all the quick little “Da”s and “Ah”s lol play it again and tell me I’m wrong!!!!


Michael Jackson do be (CENSORED) the (CENSORED) haha


better masterpiece than them as $oon as possible mumbling rappers


start a new channel, there i made it awesome 😂


pls do some of Ice Cube song. for example: better check yoursefl


IПFΣᄃƬЯӨ IПFΣᄃƬЯӨ


My wife thought I was watching porn again.

"what are you watching, it better not be any po-"
"It's Michael Jackson screaming"
"Oh, ok'


<i>[SAVANNAH.EXE has stopped working]</i>


Audience: transformative<br>YouTube: F you. Here is another F for good measure.

Audience: transformative
YouTube: F you. Here is another F for good measure.


I had to switch to p0rn cuz it was easier to explain


Александр Суперман


Michael Jackson falling down the stairs and landing on a d1ldo

this is the internet, you can say "dildo"


Could you please ruin the infamous Red Dress by Sarah Brand


Press 8 repeatedly if you want to heart an excited chimp! lol.


Fahhhhhkkkk sounds like a simpsons episode!


Sounds like Joe Jackson whooping him before a show


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this sounds like a child playing with sound while making sound effects to fit what going on


Why did google show me a notification for this video 😂. I don't subscribe to this channel


Make somthing idk what but with Michael Jackson he ha thing


Every song of his that has these clicks and hiccups is awful.


You don't HAVE to make a video if you are running out of ideas


M.J. flat out got sodomized on the very last one.


I knew he touched kids. No straight person sound like this when masturbating.


pov you are having sex with a guy who does Micheal Jackson impressions


It sound like a mentally ill person beating someone up


This sounds exactly like when I have sex, right down to the 20 second duration


This more than makes up for Youtube's part in the destruction of society.


𝓼𝑒ცω𝔯ყ (〃◕ ω ◕〃)


YOU DID NOT RANDOMLY INSERT A FUCKING WHISTLE


Michael Jackson having a series of increasing orgasms!


sex with michael jackson was always a thriller


Michael Jackson reveals his true form, monkey.


Sounds like someone's having sex with a clown train,or a train of clowns? Not sure which is better.