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ASMR Audio Roleplay || Virtual Assistant Sam Turns Yandere For You! [ F4A ] || { Kitti Minx }

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Lizard Jr. 2021-06-06 20:39:35

Your Samsung Sam audios are so damn good.The last one was a masterpiece of immersion.

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Ainz Ooal Gown 2021-06-09 19:17:02

Really hope this becomes a series.

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MCGOD7493 2021-06-23 03:09:57

*Virtual assistant*: Doors lock
*Me*: Have you ever heard of this thing called an axe?

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Imperial Guardsman 2021-06-06 22:46:58

Butter Knife loves this. It also seems that Butter is no where to be found. Rest easy, innocent listeners.

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me when when the 2021-06-07 04:54:56

spoons cousin

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Blue Beetle 2021-06-10 02:56:26

“Are you satisfied with my service for you this far?”

Yep!

fires big ass rocket arm through space worm hole

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Musically calm Cat 2021-06-06 20:50:15

Either a part 2 or an Alternative. Either way, it's awesome.

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A Random cube that has a GD Account 2021-06-16 05:57:05

"Looks at the window that has not been transformed yet" well looks like there is one option left YEET!

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Lelouch vi Britannia 2021-06-06 20:01:20

Virtual assistant? Sounds really interesting

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This Is DarkerWolf97 2021-06-06 22:18:12

Samsung confirmed that she's 6 years old though lol

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Hawk 2021-06-07 19:04:03

@This Is DarkerWolf97 who cares it’s pixels

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This Is DarkerWolf97 2021-06-07 19:11:55

@Hawk shit i can't compete with that

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TheRoyalDrake05 2021-06-07 16:48:55

And then... Man's worst fear in terms of AI: It wants to kill when it was coded not to, or will kill indiscriminantly when coded to kill only certain people. What are we to do when we let AI into the world of free will? We have to do so carefully, and gently, while this audio is great, the idea that fills it is truly terrifying.
Daily good vibes point and two premium good vibes points spent!

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Blue Beetle 2021-06-10 03:11:22 (edited 2021-06-10 03:11:38 )

“Doors locked. Windows locked. Your security guards I froze them.”

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Guðjón Már 2021-06-19 11:58:11

r/unexpectedjontron

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Tito 2021-06-06 20:00:29

💜✨

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Jesse Chavez 2021-10-22 00:20:17

I’d tell her that the reason I’m force deactivating her is because she’s threatening others over something so simple and pointless

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Cucumber 2021-06-06 20:01:03

Cucumber Approved ‎‎

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Henry Wisniewski 2021-06-09 14:40:22

I'll say it when will this glorious saga conclude hmm?

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ZARNEX XIII 2021-06-06 20:01:46

I had a feeling this would happen...

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Galaxy Knight 2021-10-07 22:58:32

So the results of this experiment seem to showcase that the intelligent cybernetic life form has gained a sense of pride...

Luckily the technology at my disposal is more advanced than human technology, but this...'organic emotion' that it has developed is definitely something to be studied, not to mention my research can now be applied to give it a full physical form.

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Mr. Cub Fan 415 2021-06-14 09:51:23

It’s HAL 9000 all over again.

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Ean Zayas 2021-06-07 02:27:27

More of this pls

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Michael Maynard 2021-06-07 01:57:23

I was at least expecting some sound effects. To sound electronic

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crypto cat 2021-06-07 01:11:30

So she's in my phone?!?! Oh god no! What if she finds my homework folders!?!?

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John Deer 2021-06-07 05:27:40

I hope she doesn’t find my Samsung homework folder

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Khristian Morse 2021-06-07 06:01:13

She basically is your phone and most likely your virtual girlfriend since she doesn't want any other girls talking to you

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Ethan Lamothe 2021-06-07 04:52:31

I definitely didn’t buy a Samsung
I’d never be that down bad

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Gamer Here 2021-06-07 18:23:58

Hey siri ... i mean hey sam .. ahh shoot ehh delete my browser history * sweating uncontrol *

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Hu Tao 2021-06-06 20:26:41

14:30 ever heard of... water? Ooorrr... the natural reaction of a cat when a device is placed on the edge of a table?

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JustSomeFurry 2021-06-06 21:26:01

Or taking out the battery, or the force factory reset function

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This Is DarkerWolf97 2021-06-06 22:18:50

@JustSomeFurry or dropping it as it has no case on-

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This Is DarkerWolf97 2021-06-06 22:19:07

which would be the same thing as a cat knocking it down

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JustSomeFurry 2021-06-09 20:58:49 (edited 2021-06-09 20:59:08 )

@This Is DarkerWolf97 only that my methods are less harm to the device, more to the software but eh, dont wanna start an argument so imma shut
Edit: Typo

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This Is DarkerWolf97 2021-06-09 21:09:33

@JustSomeFurry nah you're good 👍 god bless g

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Daniel Fenton 2021-06-07 03:11:48

ಠ_ಠ Well, I Was attempting work on a very particular machine, BUT however all manner of electronics and whatnot always remain quite a distance away.🕴️

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George W Bush 2021-06-09 03:53:51

Oh boy oh boy, I’m abandoning Apple and Microsoft entirely
Samsung here we come!

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The Spanish Inquisition 2021-09-11 05:33:34

People watching this in their Iphones and thinking they were talking to siri be like :
BRUH

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A 2021-06-06 20:01:19

Very Nice

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John Mivule- Novabow 2021-06-06 20:12:36

ayy been waiting for this audio, thanks Sam





now can you deactivate, I need to activate Siri

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Flagler America 2021-06-06 20:26:54

Flagler loves Yanderes

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Dark okami 2021-06-07 08:04:22

Can u do a princes roleplay

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Funny Valentine 2021-06-06 20:37:49

Nice

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Hu Tao 2021-06-06 20:14:00

I listened to this and thought “the fuck why so the listener a perv”

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KAGE Tactical 2021-06-08 05:15:57

How to activate Samsung sam?

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DJ Wolf 2021-06-07 01:08:11

Sam i don't believe you know i can brake a phone as easily as it is to rip up paper

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WarBacca 101 2021-06-07 02:26:22

Next time you turn on a radio
"Did you think it would be that easy to get rid of me?"

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Jesse Chavez 2021-10-22 00:22:33

Break the window

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Lord Xalgeath 2021-06-06 20:03:29

As a Samsung user, this is a little unsettling.

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Elmayoneso Benitosojuasjuas 2021-06-06 20:11:51

Panik o_o

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Santiago Escobar Morales 2021-06-10 19:16:03

A bueno adios master desaparece

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Tejaswi Anand Khare 2021-06-06 20:10:20

Samsung has taken over

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Dwight 2021-06-07 01:49:26

Obama is the way Obama is our Lord Obama is life Obama is eternal Obama is dummy thicc

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NPElolli 2021-06-06 20:08:36

Called it.

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Jesse Chavez 2021-10-22 00:22:09

Break the phone

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Manuel plaz 2021-06-07 03:59:17

God dam already

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No Face 2021-06-06 20:03:38

ehh eh

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Randall Strong 2021-06-06 20:11:40

I see

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alex tv podcast Bros 2021-06-07 00:45:00

169 come on

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red dino 2021-06-06 20:02:51

....

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redskid1 2021-06-07 04:53:08

Well.... mark me scared and a little just a little bit turned on

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