9:07
Enderman: Fuck yeah
"Sorry, this is a Christian support. No swearing please." (hangs up)

@@Bitscuit that was just captions cause f**k is a bad word

@@comp1ext but someone wrote the captions lol, they could just write it

@bitscuit use 100% volume and 0.25% playback speed

@@Bitscuit enderman wrote the english captions, and the russian captions

It was Arabic. What a shame he didn't know it.

@Xactver Come on is retard OS dude, but one thing  i love about the XP is sound theme...LOL

@Xactver XP cannot open some application, they said no more updates for XP , so if you live in a cage with no internet  XP done well..

dude use boss revolution for international calls

@TecHno InFo  the f word is bad and you can’t include swear words in your captions I don’t think

He should have called the Klingon support line instead.

i bet Enderman is tired of youtube auto generated captions

some updates still working.. like windows anti malicious tool

@@Sparkle_Chan you can i think,its just that enderman’s content is generally not explicit,so he changed captions and censored him saying the f word

no swearing allowed no conservative pro-TiFa allowed <b>hangs</b>

no swearing allowed no conservative pro-TiFa allowed *hangs*

@@kristina-and-taliaa No swearing, LOL. YOU COMMENT IT! HAHAHAHA

@@andikarya2528 BRO ITS A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD OS WHY DO YOU EXPECT WINDOWS 10/11 PROGRAMS TO WORK THERE ARE YOU STUPID???

@@andikarya2528 People are talking about old times when that os runned everything,leave youtube and learn how to understand what people are saying dumbass

@@Bitscuit no enderman (idk or andrew idk lol) wrote the captions who will write the captions if hes on himself on his house

@@Bitscuityou’re delusional maybe in 2006 but a bot writes it.

@@comp1ext DO NOT HARASS BECAUSE BLOCK YOU

@@Bitscuit DO NOT HARASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Gospel of Jesus Christ. John 3:16 For God So loved the world that he gave his only Begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him should not Perish but have Everlasting Life. Jesus Christ Died on the Cross for all the sin of the World, and now we can be Forgiven of all of our sins and be washed clean by the Blood of Jesus Christ for our iniquities trespasses... now all you need to do is Repent of all of ur sins (Repent means Change ur Mind turning away from sinful things and being truly sorry with all ur heart, and if you Repent and still go back to sinful things nothing will happend but if you are truly serious Lord will change ur life forever) (example of repenting Father God I ask in Jesus Name please forgive me of all my Sins I acknowledge that im a sinful man/woman I am truly sorry and trust in Jesus that he lived suffered and died on the cross for me and my sins so I can be Forgiven was barried and that you rised him on the 3th day please wash me clean with the blood of Christ make in me a new heart that can love and forgive Lord change my desires change me Lord Jesus come into my life change everything about me make me a new creation fill me with ur HolySpirit...)is what sin is Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of eternal life in our Lord Jesus Christ. and the only way to heaven is Trough Jesus Christ there is no other way! John 14:6 I Am The Way The Truth And The Life No Man cometh to the Father Except Trough Me. and you are saved by Grace Trough Faith not by works, we cannot save urselfs from sin we don't get to go to heaven because
we don't get to go to heaven because we are a Good People we are not!, we cannot earn ur salvation it is given to us as a Free Gift all we need to do is receive it! Romans 3:23 For All have sinned and Felt Short of the Glory of God. There is none Good but God!, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10: Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelation 21:8 KJV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO8mvu7I2xg

he did say fuck yea but the text said heck yea

Không chửi to .chửi nhỏ thôi .được không ?

@@AllOSes1234 bro why are ppl still responding 😭😭😭I wrote this when I was in 7th grade mb guys


Bot:
Speaks French
Enderman:
Is this Chinese?

Bot:
Speaks French
Enderman:
Is this Chinese?

@@heavenlyfloop i am speaking french a i am vexed

@@heavenlyfloop i am speaking french a i am vexed

You know, French felt like Chinese to me.

You know, French felt like Chinese to me.

Actually it really sounded like chinese for me. xD

Actually it really sounded like chinese for me. xD

我在這裡說普通話 哈哈 skl

我在這裡說普通話 哈哈 skl

@@ngspace9829 i am a Half Chinese and Filipino HAHAHA i speak both.

Im french And the voice said '' to continue in french press 2 ''

Pour continuer en français, appuyez sur le 2.

Pour continuer en français, appuyez sur le 2.

I WAS FUCKING TYPING THE SAME COMMENT AND THEN SAW YOUUUUUU

@@SoftBlade7 so thats why he didnt understand shit

@@SoftBlade7 so thats why he didnt understand shit

@BGMine 13 bah du coup tu peux lui répondre en français

as french i can confirm this is china Language

as french i can confirm this is china Language

@@Kiki79250CoC who allow you to do that ?

@@Kiki79250CoC who allow you to do that ?

Omg comment il respecte pas le français ( This is french text ok )

@@_help_ Myself, because I'm a french citizen.

@@_help_ Myself, because I'm a french citizen.

中文：你才说法语 你全家都说法语 lol

中文：你才说法语 你全家都说法语 lol

@@SoftBlade7 he is russian, he must know thats not russian

tous le monde on fais une révolution française pour le respect de cette langue

was about to comment this as I am Chinese

was about to comment this as I am Chinese

@@someguy1428 不，这是加拿大法语。为什么这么问？和为什么要写繁体字？<br>Yes, that's about what the most basic part of the Chinese Duolingo course got me in a few weeks at the side (apart from the "繁体" literally meaning "traditional" from '繁'='complicated' which I looked up). Somehow I still find it easier than Korean due to the latter's almost impossible pronunciation. I now get why Mandarin chose dozens of homophones over an easy writing system. Just me?

@@someguy1428 不，这是加拿大法语。为什么这么问？和为什么要写繁体字？
Yes, that's about what the most basic part of the Chinese Duolingo course got me in a few weeks at the side (apart from the "繁体" literally meaning "traditional" from '繁'='complicated' which I looked up). Somehow I still find it easier than Korean due to the latter's almost impossible pronunciation. I now get why Mandarin chose dozens of homophones over an easy writing system. Just me?

@@jadedjaden8751 私は冗談を言っています。 グーグルが翻訳するのは楽しいです。

@@jadedjaden8751 私は冗談を言っています。 グーグルが翻訳するのは楽しいです。

@@aoelp はい！ ^ _ ^取って翻訳してくれてありがとう！

@@aoelp はい！ ^ _ ^取って翻訳してくれてありがとう！

Im french and when Enderman is saying : "Is this chinese?" I said : "WTF"

I typed the exact same comment without even seeing this.

Trust me, I literally wheezed while reading this lmao

@@SoftBlade7 nah, russians speak at 500 words per second and have a weird R

@@n1xz_sh toujours cool de trouver des français ici mdrr

@owo グーチmoshi hmm no but i i speak french

@owo グーチmoshi hmm no but i i speak french

It a French person with a Chinese accent lmao

It a French person with a Chinese accent lmao

yeah like xD i'm french and when he say is this chinese i was like : man 😢 couldn't you see the difference between french and chinese xDDDDD

@@le_minecraft_yt2747 rip notre langue 😭

@@le_minecraft_yt2747 rip notre langue 😭

@@Foxxa_the_sleepy_fox me too i speak french

@@Foxxa_the_sleepy_fox me too i speak french

i'm french so i laugh so hard at that XD

i'm french so i laugh so hard at that XD

"FTG" If u understand that, gg <br>Good luck

"FTG" If u understand that, gg
Good luck

@@le_minecraft_yt2747 on est d'accord la voix du bot fr il est fatigué à mort

@@le_minecraft_yt2747 moi aussi mem si je m’appelle xing jing ping

@@le_minecraft_yt2747 moi aussi je parle fr (us : me to speek french)

@@win_1042 mec le français est ma langue première

@@win_1042 mec le français est ma langue première

I think that number is Canadian not US, that's why it was speaking French instead of Spanish

Les gars, soit vous parlez FR, soit vous parlez anglais, mais faites pas dans les deux (surtout ceux pour qui parlent encore moins bien anglais que moi, alors que je suis déjà approximatif)

@@turnernator100 how think like that ? the chinese is so far from the french

@@le_minecraft_yt2747 A fond surtout que c'est bien dit "français" ;)

@@macintosh_8629 trop cest pas gentil, REVOLUTION !!!

lol u can tell he is russian by him saying french is chinese

Bot: * Speaks baguette *
Enderman: “What the fuck is this shit?”

Bot: * *Speaks baguette* *
Enderman: *“What the fuck is this shit?”*

@@carlos21612 Tres bien daiyo tres bi u UH

@@carlos21612 Tres bien daiyo tres bi u UH

Pour continuer en français, appuyer sur le 2.

Oui je parle super bien chinois merci beaucoup xD

@@_1onlychxrry sorry it's already broken

@@_1onlychxrry sorry it's already broken

I wonder why it was French though. Perhaps they use the same number for Canada.

@Zaide LLC  你暴露了 说中国话的人不会写“我说普通话”的🤣

@Zaide LLC  你暴露了 说中国话的人不会写“我说普通话”的🤣

es-ce que le taux de pourcentage d'apprentissage de la langue française à progresser aux États-Unis ou diminuer

@@kabutodestinyfaith16 honnêtement chep mdrrr

@@kabutodestinyfaith16 honnêtement chep mdrrr

@@404Joe chep ? Désolé peut tu me dire ce que chep veux dire =)

@@404Joe es-ce une expression français Canadien   (ché pas) =)

@@kabutodestinyfaith16 aaaah c'est pas du français canadien, mais c'est bien comme "ché pas" 😂😂

@Thetommymaster 723 ?<br>I'm afraid I don't quite understand good sir

@Thetommymaster 723 ?
I'm afraid I don't quite understand good sir

French -> Europian china <br>in korean joke

Bot:
Speaks French
Enderman:
Is this Chinese?

Bot:
Speaks French
Enderman:
Is this Chinese?

Like am i the only French guy watching his videos ?


operator: please put these numbers
enderman: *puts these numbers*
operator: no

operator: please put these numbers
enderman: **puts these numbers**
operator: _no_

you're too fast man, only time traveler can that smart

Not an operator, but an Microsoft's answering machine

Automated systems like this often have issues with speakerphones, especially on smartphones.  I've had phones from multiple manufacturers that I simply had to turn the speaker off in order for the bot to understand my button presses.

I think it may have been struggling because "three" sounded a lot like "три" / "tree" the first few times. Not really sure though, everything else was super clear.

I've never seen a phone system not understand touch tone responses so bad lmao


The activation procedure is more complicated than launching a missile.

Microsoft:  makes a telephone menu which doesn't understand dial codes properly
User:  finds a way to make it work
Microsoft:  starts using a voice-activated menu which works even less
Just like MS's "ideas" about an OS to replace 7.  4 attempts, 4 failures.

Microsoft:  _makes a telephone menu which doesn't understand dial codes properly_
User:  finds a way to make it work
Microsoft:  _starts using a voice-activated menu which works even less_
Just like MS's "ideas" about an OS to replace 7.  4 attempts, 4 failures.

@@achtsekundenfurz7876 Would have worked better for him if he used a DTMF dialer box. Anyway XP means eXtra Problems, I just didn't realise that it refered to the activation.

Used to be very quick process via phone years ago, just phone type in the numbers and wait for the numbers to type in to be read out

Ha ha ha... You hit me hard man... ha ha ha ha...

I know it had to be easy to activate, because my MOM installed mine as a kid, and she used to be so bad with technology it physically hurt me. She's a lot better now tho.

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE TRYING TO DO ? DAMN IT, THIS MISSILE BETTER WORK !... :-I

Microsoft is protecting very important info in WinXP

I was thinking the same avout a doomsday ICBM and couldn't stop laughing in the good sense, because we know when that day comes, all will be over i mean, peace for eternity

To be fair, the missile launching process is designed to be fast. The activation process is designed to be hell on Earth.

If it took this long to lunch we wouldn't stand a chance lol.....20 year old product requiring this is ridiculous

Skip and change windows serial to a leaked lmao

It's a mystery to me, that Windows, soooo complicated, has gained so much success. When you could just install Linux, and yes run it, without any registration or activation.

Except its not, you just have a fear of CALLING people.on the phone for some dumb reason.

@@insoft_uk yeah but these kids cant even phone their friends let alone do business on the phone

Shut up crabron my mama beecho no it’s not. Dick weed

I guess nuclear launch codes are easier than that bro 🤣🤣


Fun fact - There is a lot of software that still relies on XP and even older operating systems. This is why the activation is still important. If Microsoft shut it down, many services, such as gas and electric companies, process controls and others essential services would no longer have the ability to operate. Some of this software is so sophisticated and complex that recreating it with current versions of Windows would be too expensive.

nope, they're left to fend for themselves literally

@@ethanwasme4307 You are correct in the sense of support, however, activation is still available for any older version of Windows that requires it, this will never change.

Its not that complex.
The problem is requirement.
Windows XP is just so light and some old Machine arent upgradable

@@syarifairlangga4608 You are thinking to narrowly. I work for a process controls company, and can bet every dollar I have that if Windows XP or or 2000 were to stop working, every gas company in North America would shut down. This is due to how tightly engrained it is into how their systems work. The issue is extremely complex, period.

I''ve worked with a lot of industrial machinery that runs windows 2000 and windows XP. I don't doubt at all that the original manufacturers have absolutely no plans of upgrading the machines to support newer versions of Windows.<br>Whoever thought running a bunch of pneumatics and motors on Windows would be a good idea is beyond me...

I''ve worked with a lot of industrial machinery that runs windows 2000 and windows XP. I don't doubt at all that the original manufacturers have absolutely no plans of upgrading the machines to support newer versions of Windows.
Whoever thought running a bunch of pneumatics and motors on Windows would be a good idea is beyond me...

We still use it at my work for a few systems

Even Windows 98 is still used in certain countries software is made still compatible for Windows 98 I bought a usb camera for my telescope and that was 98 compatible

How ever when try Phoebe activate Windows XP and or Windows 7  I could not it tell me this feature  No longer  available this was this year

yep. I read somewhere a Canadian train service still uses like a Windows 95 or 98 computer for stuff like that. I use to work for a factory (and they use big machines for making parts) and the machines were running either windows 95 or 98. Things were about 30 year old (which really is actually a young machine (despite the Operating system). That also being said, there was a machine there that ways 10x as newer and the thing is they were always wanting you to upgrade to windows 11, as compared to the old 30 year old machines they didn't say squat about any upgrades.

even some doctors office and other working areas use XP or 7! My grandfather has to use XP to duplicate discs. (He runs a rec studio.)

Fun fact: The XP activation process has since been fully hacked.

@@southernflatland <br>Wait a minute, how??

@@ChaseMC215 How? I dunno. Where? Was leaked on Reddit within the past 3 to 6 months or so under the windowsxp sub (in comments). Works perfectly too.

Sorry I can't link it though, you know how the net is these days...

@@ChaseMC215 If you stumble into my own drunken YouTube channel recent videos, you won't find a direct reference to it, but somewhere buried in my microxtest3 patch is an archived copy of it...

yes some militaries still use it including the states

most of the stores in my country use windows xp for their OS on the cashier screen

@@PhrostyGaming this will never change as long as Microsoft still creates windows and there isn’t some huge breaking thing that they have no choice but to stop activations

Altho Microsoft is somewhat too big to fail, but people said the same about face book and they are just plummeting into oblivion rn

nope it's mostly lasiness of producers, which have deep in a*s security...

My father is an office worker at a gas company and every single PC in is work area runs Windows XP.

Fun fact - There is a lot of software that still relies on XP and even older operating systems.  This is why the activation is still important. If Microsoft shut it down, many services, such as gas and electric companies, process controls and other essential services would no longer have the ability to operate. Some of this software is so sophisticated and complex that recreating it with current versions of Windows would be too expensive.

@@Theunicorn2012 you coppied just this comment above...

Its mind blowing how the entire countries infrastructure is 2 decades old.

Infrastructure doesn't need a new OS because we don't edit videos or play games<br>Infrastructure only needs to support infrastructure, so as long as it meets that, an older one with a known solution for problems is better

Infrastructure doesn't need a new OS because we don't edit videos or play games
Infrastructure only needs to support infrastructure, so as long as it meets that, an older one with a known solution for problems is better

@@user-山田一郎 It needs new software due to possible attacks.

@@PL_chochlikman
No. The infrastructure is not connected to the WWW.
The infrastructure is not connected to the WWW, so it is less likely to be attacked and cause problems than a PC with your latest OS.
Try a standalone PC with Windows 2000.
Play just Minesweeper there.
How can it be exposed to attack?

@@user-山田一郎 If it's in any kind of network (LAN etc), where any of PCs has Internet access (I don't care if it's WWW or not) there is possibility of attack. US in 2022 and 2021 showed us.

@@JarnoKai Microsoft probably thought it was a good idea because it would make them money.

Chemistry instruments like HPLC are still utilizing old versions of Windows as well. :)

Actually there's an application called xp_activate32.exe that basically replicates what the phone activation does


Imagine that old server being off for years, then suddenly an employee at Microsoft sees the old machine fire up again after almost a decade of no service

if they worked there for a long time it would have probably put a smile on their face.

better yet, some employee was sitting on the server thinking it isn't active at all, then suddenly firing off

Imagine you are a almost retire windows xp  call activation engineer who almost kill yourself due to boredom and suddenly your sv start to fire up

They might just react way I reacted when one of my employers remotely managed ovens went on "HOLY SHIT!!!!! IT'S ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!"

Windows is like 80% of the market and there are tons of Windows XP copies over the world, as well as it is one of the most famous and widely supported systems (drivers and software). I expect these activations to continue AT LEAST until 2035. I still have windows XP machine running up-to-date opensource soft in my play room. Remember: Windows XP supports 4 gigs of RAM, SSD and overclocked Core i7 and GTX 980ti in SLI combo. It is VERY powerful machine to these days and can last many, many years to go.

@@alansteyrbach6926 you have no sense of humor, geek

Yeah it's not gonna suddenly fire up. They have a couple of hundred of these still everyday

@@marioluigi9599 Well I would say Windows XP is good for something like managing your network switches using CLI and programming.

And let's not forget, the lure of space invaders, minesweep and solaris might be too strong to resist :P

@@Kilzu1 Righttttt YEAHHHHH... my "network switches"

@@marioluigi9599 Yes. Some people (like me) use for example Cisco Catalyst switches, which support console management. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2-QHMQPqAU&t=0s). Heck even my firewall isn't manageable without it.

SSH isn't really a thing when you manage switches and firewalls due to obvious security risks it brings.

Because serial doesn't require network, all it requires is console cable, CLI client and a device which can run those.
SSH and WebGUI both require network connection, if your network connection is down or something is misconfigured or disabled, you won't be able to troubleshoot using SSH or WebGUI and you have to reset device to factory defaults.

Console allows you to fix for example misconfigured routes or see if why network is down without having to reset whole thing.

Security is also another thing which console has advantage of, but only if you make sure that only computer that can access console, is computer to which you need to attach KVM, because it should not be connected to even your own local network.

I don't know why Microsoft did this, but XP was las windows OS that had CLI client which came with the OS (can't remember the actual name, but it was serial something found in control panel of all places).

Nowadays you have to install Putty or use Linux or FreeBSD to be able to use serial connections -_-

@@Kilzu1 Why do you talk without articles? And why would you even need all that network?

@@marioluigi9599 Because I got couple of NAS and media servers running + Smart TV, a WSUS server and few wireless acces points for my wireless door cam.

All network gear I have are really just 2 24 port switches and a firewall.

My network is tiny compared to many others I know

@@alansteyrbach6926 It can support up to 64 GB using a PAE patcher tool.

@@alansteyrbach6926 Since when WinXP supports SSDs properly? When Win7 came out and SSDs started to be more common, the saying was don't use an SSD with WinXP, because XP handles SSDs as HDDs, does not support the TRIM function of SSDs, so they will fail waaay sooner than they should.

@@alansteyrbach6926 x64 Professional Edition is better, supports more RAM, is based off Server 2003, and runs faster. An i7 on XP is a waste. Anything more than a Core Duo or Core 2 Quad really. I think I will stop at the 32-bit Core Duo.

@@alansteyrbach6926which i7, I REALLY need to know.

Gospel of Jesus Christ. John 3:16 For God So loved the world that he gave his only Begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him should not Perish but have Everlasting Life. Jesus Christ Died on the Cross for all the sin of the World, and now we can be Forgiven of all of our sins and be washed clean by the Blood of Jesus Christ for our iniquities trespasses... now all you need to do is Repent of all of ur sins (Repent means Change ur Mind turning away from sinful things and being truly sorry with all ur heart, and if you Repent and still go back to sinful things nothing will happend but if you are truly serious Lord will change ur life forever) (example of repenting Father God I ask in Jesus Name please forgive me of all my Sins I acknowledge that im a sinful man/woman I am truly sorry and trust in Jesus that he lived suffered and died on the cross for me and my sins so I can be Forgiven was barried and that you rised him on the 3th day please wash me clean with the blood of Christ make in me a new heart that can love and forgive Lord change my desires change me Lord Jesus come into my life change everything about me make me a new creation fill me with ur HolySpirit...)is what sin is Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of eternal life in our Lord Jesus Christ. and the only way to heaven is Trough Jesus Christ there is no other way! John 14:6 I Am The Way The Truth And The Life No Man cometh to the Father Except Trough Me. and you are saved by Grace Trough Faith not by works, we cannot save urselfs from sin we don't get to go to heaven because

we don't get to go to heaven because we are a Good People we are not!, we cannot earn ur salvation it is given to us as a Free Gift all we need to do is receive it! Romans 3:23 For All have sinned and Felt Short of the Glory of God. There is none Good but God!, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10: Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 21:8 KJV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO8mvu7I2xg

that's what happened here, that's a real woman, not a robot

I like to think they were servicing the machine, and some fan started up and chopped them, as it has happened to me many times.


For future reference, when trying to navigate computer voice menu systems, speakerphone is much harder for the computer to process than the phone's internal mic. Also, when you're using touchtones, push the number buttons longer, and mute the microphone. It helps keep the signal clean for the computer to process the beeps.<br>Source: 20 years working with telco Voice Response apps.

For future reference, when trying to navigate computer voice menu systems, speakerphone is much harder for the computer to process than the phone's internal mic. Also, when you're using touchtones, push the number buttons longer, and mute the microphone. It helps keep the signal clean for the computer to process the beeps.
Source: 20 years working with telco Voice Response apps.

But the mic is the same... 🤔 There's only the internal mic unless he was using headphones (which he wasn't).

@@brunoshure When using speakerphone, the phone applies some noice canceling in order for the audio from the speaker to not be sent back. That's why audio is a bit worse for the receiving side when speakerphone is used.

Yes but you shouldnt have to know this in the first place. Barely anyone knows this and the phone doesn't tell you that. So its not your fault its theirs.

@@milanek1527 Life experience teaches you some things. This is a thing that many people know. And now that number includes your fine self. Pass it on when appropriate. :-)

Damn, i had no idea that the numbers actually got sent through sound, thanks for that cool fact! Fuck the strange people in your replies being assholes for no reason...

@@oscarandersson2818 why? I am not killing anyone. Im not insane

@@aadarshroy3216 do not insult us conspiracy theorist by comparing us to him

@@milanek1527 Insanity is the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy.  A person can be insane and not kill people.

the signal-to-noise ratio is much lower when you get so far away from the mic compared to being right next to it.

No don't mute the buttons some telecom robots actually depend on the sound!

@@shirosurfer8864 he didn't said mute the buttons

@Michael O'Connell it just proves microsoft is lazy. And I dont see any differences other than graphical changes and a few features in windows 11.

@Michael O'Connell and wtf I didnt get scammed 3 times

@Michael O'Connell OH I AM SO STUBBORN FOR MICROSOFT MAKING ME USE TRICKS ON THEIR OWN SOFTWARE THAT THEY SAY IS OPTIMIZED WITH THOUSANDS OF BLOATWARE. SORRY MY BAD.

I thought it's using dail pad tones for number recognization.

You can't push the buttons longer on a cell phone anymore, try it. They're all VoIP now (VoLTE) and touch tones are sent as discrete events outside the voice channel. It gets sent as one packet, including the duration of the event. So that the tone isn't sent when you release the button, most endpoints send a fixed duration. If the number is using TDM, you'll find the media gateway uses a fixed length. If the other side is VoIP peered, you often won't even hear the touch tone at all, it remains as a event.

A lot of smartphones don't execute a longer dtmf tone even if you hold  which is dumb but probably whoever designed that has never used a corded phone or landline in their life.


I wonder why the hell I’ve spent 14 min of my life watching a windows XP activation video in 2021

And also why I spent 2 Minutes of my precious time for telling peoples :D

@@sabirsaleem4520 to prove how much we love xp

i wonder if you are spending now your life time for reading replies

@@abdaal123 And you're replying and reading replies :D

@@abdaal123 Everyone here is wondering.....:D

Dokter : what kinds of problems doe you have.

You will be spending all your time think the time you have wasted than do anything else stop now before it too late.

Lol same. It’s midnight and I have classes. Why I’m watching this, idek

Because we're dinosaurs and this is our idea of fun now... :-)

Because if you’re like me; you were immediately captivated upon the Bot method, and had to see how someone else works with those frustrating machines

Jeez that was annoying! 😂 Anxiety levels just went through the roof when I thought it wouldn't give you a valid serial..

Because you love the nostalgia of it just like the rest of us! :)

I wonder myself. Please let us know if you know why! 😅😅

Me too.. that’s crazy. But I still watch till the end.

Just because I wanna play that Pinball game again

And then why i've spent 25sec to watch these video😁

And less likely to tried that method ever since

maybe far inside your self, like history subject 🕵😅☕

What about watching it for 14 minutes jn 2022 lol

I'm thinking the same while watching this in 2023. 🤣

I wonder why the hell I've spent 14 min of my life watching a windows XP activation video in 2021

Bro I was at the edge of my seat the whole time

I have a volume license right into my head form 2007

It was definitely a 14 minutes of your “time”that could’ve been used for something “better”

Gospel of Jesus Christ. John 3:16 For God So loved the world that he gave his only Begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him should not Perish but have Everlasting Life. Jesus Christ Died on the Cross for all the sin of the World, and now we can be Forgiven of all of our sins and be washed clean by the Blood of Jesus Christ for our iniquities trespasses... now all you need to do is Repent of all of ur sins (Repent means Change ur Mind turning away from sinful things and being truly sorry with all ur heart, and if you Repent and still go back to sinful things nothing will happend but if you are truly serious Lord will change ur life forever) (example of repenting Father God I ask in Jesus Name please forgive me of all my Sins I acknowledge that im a sinful man/woman I am truly sorry and trust in Jesus that he lived suffered and died on the cross for me and my sins so I can be Forgiven was barried and that you rised him on the 3th day please wash me clean with the blood of Christ make in me a new heart that can love and forgive Lord change my desires change me Lord Jesus come into my life change everything about me make me a new creation fill me with ur HolySpirit...)is what sin is Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of eternal life in our Lord Jesus Christ. and the only way to heaven is Trough Jesus Christ there is no other way! John 14:6 I Am The Way The Truth And The Life No Man cometh to the Father Except Trough Me. and you are saved by Grace Trough Faith not by works, we cannot save urselfs from sin we don't get to go to heaven because

we don't get to go to heaven because we are a Good People we are not!, we cannot earn ur salvation it is given to us as a Free Gift all we need to do is receive it! Romans 3:23 For All have sinned and Felt Short of the Glory of God. There is none Good but God!, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10: Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 21:8 KJV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO8mvu7I2xg

Dude I am still watching in 2024 at 12pm😂

2 years after and yet I'm still here hehe

XP is still less bad than Linux in 2024 lol.


They have to keep this alive for legal reasons, or otherwise people would complain that they cannot use software that they purchased. (Later software gets around this by including a clause in the Terms of Service that it's "licensed, not sold". Adobe learned this the hard way when they were forced to deactivate the activation servers for their CS2 products from 2005 for technical reasons, and as the software's ToS didn't have that clause, they had to release the whole suite DRM-free for anyone to download online.)

dang I remember this, and I still have the copy of Adobe HTML page of CS2 in my PC lmao

Wait what??? Why have I not heard of this until now? 😕

It should be like this, if a company isn't going to maintain a product or make it available for purchase then it should be publicly released. Imagine "buying" or "investing" in a software (whether it be a videogame or work program) to find out you can't use it anymore because the company behind it stopped existing or they decided to remove it entirely and hence not allowing you to use it because it requires internet connection.

Where did they put it though? I can't seem to find it.


"This call may be recorded or monitored"<br>Enderman: Oh how the turns have tabled!

"This call may be recorded or monitored"
Enderman: Oh how the turns have tabled!

@Zark Hussain Just admit they were right, haha!


When activating Windows feels like a College quiz. Contains Listening, Clicking, and typing

True it's really hard for me to hear through phone bcs iam not a native speaker in addition the audio quality is poor

@@dbramper3942 not being native speaker is hard. I hardly understand videos in english without subtitles.

Nope it feels like doing 12th grade final test with all chapters


Operator: 82
Enderman: 82
Operator: Sorry, that didn't match

@@SStarlight9614 I don't think it relies on the beeps. Its probably sent digitally. Correct me if i am wrong.

@@ProgrammeerMeneer I would also like to know this

@@SStarlight9614 still its old and outdated number

@@ProgrammeerMeneer it's some code from the beeps, endermam just entered the numbers to early and the system didn't say when to enter it.

@@SStarlight9614 I've tried activating 7 but it doesn't work

@@ProgrammeerMeneer I guess it relies on DTMF tones. They are generated when you press on a button.

@LinuxFanboyPL yeah, I don't blame him cuz this happens to me.
And my accent isn't even that thick.
In the same place I life.
With a bot that's ment to understand my accent.

Guys.. I just realized the windows channels profile picture is the windows 11 default background blurred

Its probably 22222222 the correct answer

about this, i'm sure that's a phone tone identifier (that old phone's beep noises when you touch a number). That thing recognize every one of that beeps to read what number are you pressing. But enderman's phone isn't making any beep lol. that's why it doesn't work

I am thinking it isn't working correctly because his phone doesn't make DTMF tones that are long enough for the system.

@@SStarlight9614 DTMF Dialer Box fixes that problem.

@@nurci67 i have activator for windows 7 if you want.


Everybody: cant wait to see new Windows 11<br>Enderman: heres how to activate windows XP with phone number

Everybody: cant wait to see new Windows 11
Enderman: heres how to activate windows XP with phone number

Im the only one who dont care about windows 11 and just preferx Windows 98? xD

He stole this idea from one of Russian YouTuber's

Windows 11 windows 10 with a reskin and just as much spaghetti code

Enderman is internet explorer confirmed?¿?¿

@Mahrad Team why video not sponsored by cdkey ? ^^

@@S3vRne7 I've already installed a leaked copy. It's pretty sweet on my crappy old laptop. Much quicker than Win 10 and reasonably stable for a leak.

@@somerandomgamer3233 Yes, now add music with alot of bass and that annoying subscribe green screen and a 10 min long video

who cares about windows 11? yet another bloated adware garbage with boring, soulless flat design

oh how to activate windows 98 with phone number

@@233xzhao6 smartphones didnt exist back then

me in 2022: time to have windows 7 as main computer

@@SuP-yn4bx you are wrong, he made this and the Russian YouTubers stole from him. They ALWAYS steal the video


That Microsoft employee getting called 20 years later: <b>Who is this?</b>

That Microsoft employee getting called 20 years later: *Who is this?*

B̸̢̡̢̧̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̭͈͇̫̝͍͓͇̳͔̬̰͚͚͉̤̩̳̜̳̳͙͔̬̪͍̥̜̥͖̤͇̭̫̙̜̩̹͓̦̰͕̳͉̬̬̥̗̘̺̗͍̰̪̯̻̗̟̪̖̖̗̮̠̮̹̗̹̼̩̱̫̦͈̪̭͖͎̩̫̌͋̿̈́͆̑͗̿́̎̔̽͒͂̆͆͛̏͆̆̒͒̅̌̂͂̋̉̈́͗̆͑̀͛̂͆͗̄͊̇̅͊̉̈́̓̂̆̾̀̒͛̊̑̈̇́̈͆͗́͐͒̔́͛̂̿͗̏̊͌͆͂̏̊́̈́̉̇͛̅́͛̉̀́̓͐̂̾͛̌́̄̅̓́͐̓̍̍̐͗̈́͒̈́̈̿̉̎̈́̾̅͂͊͛̅̃͊́̀̉̽̇́̀͑̄̏̓́̈́̉̀̌̾̄̄̓̋̓̽̿̋̉͘͘̚͘̕̕̚͘̕̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ơ̴̧̧̡̢̡̨̢̡̡̧̢̨̢̧̡̡̡̡̧̧̨̡̧̖̲̱̭̙͙̖͍̻̼̬̣̺̘͕͚̜͍̲͇̙̘̠͔͍̯̤̤̰̯̻͙̰̭̱̠͚̺̖̙̭̹͉̯̯͕̻̹̞̦̝͈̗̮͙̣̦̻̪̞͉̥̫̪̱̤̪͓̣̼̭̞̬̙̦̟̺͈̲̭̣̱̲̺̰̯̝̳̼̰̖̦̖̯͓͚͈̮̠͓͚̳̳̙̭̯̲̭̻̣̱̳̝̰̗͈̞̯̥̟̫̳̖͇̞͍͈̦̤̫͍̪͇͔̹̠̪̯͎̭͈̥̘̳̟͓̪̻̺̤̮̝̬̘̟͕̫̗̗̤͉͍͕̻̫̖̙̗̯̰̞͇̹̫̰̮̲͇͎̥̥̩̪͓̟̹̯̹͉̞̥͚̝̝̹̻̝̦͙̺̮͔͔̣͚͔̜̱̥̻̭̝̮̺̫͚̥̿͐́͋̔̊̄͌̈́̓̏̾͑̈́̀̇̂̅̓̆̔̿̀̽͛̆̅̔͊́͛̃̅̃̓̑̈̿͛͂̾͒̄̌̐̐͊̑͆̄̀̽͋̃͂̆͊̀̌̎̈́̎̊͌̈͋̊̈́̋͐̾͌̾̈́̏̑͋̅͗̔͂̈́̓̈͐̄́̑̉͑͂̀̐̓̇́̃̈́̅̎͋̅́́̌̏͌͋͆̂͌̏̾̐̓͆̆̓̒͂̀͂̈́̂́͆̾̂̾̌̈̄̍̎́̄̈́̃̾̓̂̃̈̉̍̀̋͂͋͌̈́̀̋́̈̇̄̓̊͆̀͆̒̉̽̉̏͒͗̋̏̂͑͗̍͂̅̀́̊̀̈́̄̓̽̒͌̎͊͐̀̊͗̈́̓̾̏̓̓̒͂̉͊́̏̉̌̽̓̏̎͂͆͗̐̇̽̔̾̏̆̅̒̑̑́̌̋̾̆̍̄̚͘̕̚̕̚͘̚͘̕̚͘̕̕̚̚͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅt̷̡̡̡̢̡̧̨̧̡̢̢̡̡̨̧̡̡̢̨̨̧̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̹̤̬͈̥̥̺̳͕̭͖̖̬̻̘̳͕͖̳̭̠̮͍̯̠̺̤͙̰̳̤͍̮͎̖̖̥̪̖̫̰̙̯̫̗̰̺͇̞̣̹̜̳̥̱̟̥͖͕̰̼̰͖̙̫̺̝͚̮̘͈͇̼̻̬̞͈̟̭̙̗̣̙̳̣̫̬͈̝̗̦̭͎̞̭̯̮̭̗͉̬̞͙̘̩̯̺̫̯̬̣̙̩͓̘̲̦̤͈͓̱̫̻̮̭͉̝̠̪̰͎͍̮̬͍͇̞͖̜̙̦̫̮̩̝͔̮̥̺̙̯͚͓͔͓̻̱̼͎̥̦̟̙̳̩̥̫̩͈̠̜̦̻̺̲̜̭̟̩̤͇͚͕̘̙͙̲̤͍̹̥̻͙̲͚̫͓̜̳̘̞̗͙͎̬̩̫̰̦̭͔͇̙̜̗͉͇̰̘͍̣͇͗̿͑̎͑͐̎̾͐͂̀̐͗̓̓̀́͊̽͑̈̋̀͌̈̔̑̈̈́̎̍̍̀̎͂̓͑̄̆̔̾̌̇̈́̇̌̔́̔̾̀̈́͂̀̋͛͒̀̆͂̇̆͂̀͑̑̇͒͗̒̎͊̽̑̉̃͗̐̅́́͌̅̇͗̔͆͋̇͂́̿̂͂̃̒̍̀̐̊̐͑̀̆̓̍̋͋̆̈̽͋̇́͛̀̏́́́̋̑́͋̂̒̃̓́̀́̎͋̊͗̓͂̈́̔̈͛͒̍́̓̽͌̏́͑̏͛̐̆̐͊́͛͆̎̓̔̀́̈́̐͌͑̈́̑͂͂̂̆͋̉̈́̇͑̄̽̈̂͌̊͋͆̑̈́́̈́͌̓̕̚͘͘͘͘͘̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ

Phone number was changed so somebody else got that exact number when getting a number change and they get called to activate Windows XP Lol


I appreciate that you have subtitles in so many different languages! some big channels don’t even have English CC.

Yuh, he makes the English ones and his fans make the other ones.

I speak Spanish, appreciate English subs

i just finished translating the whole video to Swedish lol, hope he sees the email i sent him with the captions

I am deaf I glad they put English subtitles

Well i understand a little bit of english but i use Spanish subtitles

And if don't have english you use their own yt cc which is treeble

@@realdianac yeah, this is Romanian subbtille

You should appreciate all of the people, who spend time making subtitles

I appreciate that you have subtitles in so many different languages! some big channels don't even have English CC.

frr! as someone with an auditory processing disorder and dyslexia, it helps a ton when i can have cc to help know what's being said entirely :3

I didn’t know there were cc subtitles before I saw this comment. Although the cc subtitles provided for the video are not in Chinese, I can still use YouTube subtitles for translation.

Gospel of Jesus Christ. John 3:16 For God So loved the world that he gave his only Begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him should not Perish but have Everlasting Life. Jesus Christ Died on the Cross for all the sin of the World, and now we can be Forgiven of all of our sins and be washed clean by the Blood of Jesus Christ for our iniquities trespasses... now all you need to do is Repent of all of ur sins (Repent means Change ur Mind turning away from sinful things and being truly sorry with all ur heart, and if you Repent and still go back to sinful things nothing will happend but if you are truly serious Lord will change ur life forever) (example of repenting Father God I ask in Jesus Name please forgive me of all my Sins I acknowledge that im a sinful man/woman I am truly sorry and trust in Jesus that he lived suffered and died on the cross for me and my sins so I can be Forgiven was barried and that you rised him on the 3th day please wash me clean with the blood of Christ make in me a new heart that can love and forgive Lord change my desires change me Lord Jesus come into my life change everything about me make me a new creation fill me with ur HolySpirit...)is what sin is Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of eternal life in our Lord Jesus Christ. and the only way to heaven is Trough Jesus Christ there is no other way! John 14:6 I Am The Way The Truth And The Life No Man cometh to the Father Except Trough Me. and you are saved by Grace Trough Faith not by works, we cannot save urselfs from sin we don't get to go to heaven because

we don't get to go to heaven because we are a Good People we are not!, we cannot earn ur salvation it is given to us as a Free Gift all we need to do is receive it! Romans 3:23 For All have sinned and Felt Short of the Glory of God. There is none Good but God!, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10: Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 21:8 KJV. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO8mvu7I2xg


9:29 , the bot got sick enderman existing 💀


Bot: Please say yes or no
Enderman: Yes
Bot: Sorry I can't understand
Enderman:
YESS


Never knew having a legit copy was such a hassle. It's so smooth with a keygen and you always have a cool 8-bit tune to listen to.

@Dylan I wonder if it is possible in newer windows os?

@@Trigger719 there is a quite basic cmd command that can activate it. i don't have it on hand, but i used it after building my little brother's computer

if you're using a keygen you're doing it wrong.

@@benstein7506 <br>And what the right way to do it , i activated Windows 10 with KMS pico without a single problem

@@benstein7506
And what the right way to do it , i activated Windows 10 with KMS pico without a single problem

@@nekowife is it working with windows 10 ?

don't remember it like that. I remember it like this:<br>call. Select Windows on keypad. Type in the number from your screen. Type in what's said

don't remember it like that. I remember it like this:
call. Select Windows on keypad. Type in the number from your screen. Type in what's said

You know, whenever I hear the word Keygen, I think of Spamton G. Spamton. Help me please.

Yeah, I should come into your house and steal all your stuff since it's a lot easier than paying my bills.

@@LaurenGlenn It is not going to be easy and the only thing you gonna pay with is your life.

@@Theunicorn2012How do you do that? I’m super tired of constantly activating Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 because I’m constantly switching HDDs.

@@brol0af I have never heard about this. Can you or anyone else supply the full path for the registry key(s) that need to be changed? I am super curious to just try this for fun in a VM.


Internet explorer:
Enderman is the first guy in the world to activate the new windows xp

Internet explorer:
*Enderman is the first guy in the world to activate the new windows xp*


Oh I was really hoping he was gonna get transferred to a representative. That conversation would've been amazing!

It’s actually easy to get it activated that way. Instead of trying to say the long code, you may just send it to a rep thru email instead.

Michaelsoft Rep: “Hello??”
Enderman: “uh yeah I’d like to activate Windows XP”
Michaelsoft: “Bruh”

@@TwyIsTheGuy MichaelSoft's Messenger Le Bill Gatęo

Thanks for the heads up lol, was the only reason I clicked on the video, to see if someone picked up 🤣🤣

"So you are the guy that made them made me stay here for almost 20 year?"

@@TackKeyNack To having to wait for multiple days? I'd rather call

@@julianw1010 no, what i meant is that you call and the info is exchanged via email because product keys are protected info that we’re not allowed to say over the phone.


Alternate title:

“Russian hacker struggles with American customer support bot for 14 minutes”

Оо, ещё один чел который верит даунским стереотипам.

@@kavelquu повторять дважды не буду.

@@kavelquu повторять дважды не буду.

@@cifrus9601 оо еще один чел который не понимает рофлов

@@doodocina тебя самого не задолбали эти стереотипы? Ты даун кста.

@@cifrus9601 первый день в интернете?

@@cifrus9601 первый день в интернете?

@@hckr_ ты походу нулевой.

@@hckr_ ты походу нулевой.

@@cifrus9601 аргументированно и конструктивно


"It's for content it's all fine.." - Enderman 2021

@@PabloHenzoYT when I saw the comment it was on 69 lmao

@@girishchandra6453 i know i saw that when i woke up lol


All the wonders of technological progress since 2001 and activating a Windows product is just as difficult and frustrating as it was when new!


microsoft is mad, this line gonna get blown up by people trying to activate windows XP in 2021

Breaking news Microsoft restarts windows XP security support due to many people activating it again

@@Foxxa_the_sleepy_fox yes would be to good to be true 🥺

@@timdasilvamickley we want Windows xp back microsoft


XP8BF-F8HPF-PY6BF-K24PJ-TWT6M

It's been almost 7 years since my teacher teach me how to install windows xp with that product key and I still remember it

People from non-first-world countries: "You guys pay for Windows?"

People from non-first-world countries: "You guys pay for Windows?"

Why do u need teaching? Everything is there black and white

Why do u need teaching? Everything is there black and white

My dad found an old win 10 pc at his school and gave me the code lol

@Alaa Haliko ayn kanka baya kaynak var cmd ile aktifleştirmek için

@Alaa Haliko ayn kanka baya kaynak var cmd ile aktifleştirmek için

@@Mustlight Pek fazla güvenmediğim için okulum aracılığıyla kendime education sürümünü lisanslattırdım hangi sürümü yüklesem otomatik aktifleşiyor hocam ama dediğinizi bir denemek lazım.

JC4Y8-J2V9R-4JGY6-Y69W4-TYCMQ Accidentally memorized that about 2 decades ago and it still won't stop sticking in my head. PC shop used it all the time and I hung around and helped out... fun times!

@Alaa Haliko sadly that cmd method is not permanent

@Alaa Haliko sadly that cmd method is not permanent

@@teko2839 yorumlar Türk forumlarında bilgili kişilerle dolmuş ._.

@@teko2839 yorumlar Türk forumlarında bilgili kişilerle dolmuş ._.

@@flyingcat1121 Derken hocam iyi anlamdamı kötü anlamda mı :D

@@flyingcat1121 Derken hocam iyi anlamdamı kötü anlamda mı :D

@@teko2839 iyi anlamda herkesin birbirine hocam demesi çok garip geliyo 😅

This product key will be ingrained into my brain until I die 🤣

This product key will be ingrained into my brain until I die 🤣

I still have my Windows 98  product key.

I still have my Windows 98  product key.

H99DJ-6VP4T-23K89-GYHJ2-YDD6G<br>Seriously why do we remember such useless things haha.

H99DJ-6VP4T-23K89-GYHJ2-YDD6G
Seriously why do we remember such useless things haha.

@@TheOnjLouis well that just shows how crappy windows XP was you had to reinstall it so much you remember the product key.

how the hell did you even remember that I can’t even remember what I ate yesterday

Yeah, my dad had a bunch of keys written down on a label on the installation disk

@@megabyte3044 also Indonesians: "You guys use a PC?"

@@megabyte3044 also Indonesians: "You guys use a PC?"

1. install Windows then activate using kms tool
2. upgrade to newer windows
3. enjoy your original windows

@@teko2839 cmd ile etkinkeştirmek seni kms sunucusuna bağlıyor yani güvenli değil

Lmao im like you but i still remembered counter strike 1.6 key

Lmao im like you but i still remembered counter strike 1.6 key

That's amazing. I can't even remember the last phone number I had lol.

I remember my first oem key for xp too :) i install it so many times because of unstable releases :) then i installed os2 and afterwards linux :)

B77QF-DP27W-4H68R-72B48-78RPD gold serial, it still lives in my brain

You were using XP 7 years ago still? Man im sorry for you.

You were using XP 7 years ago still? Man im sorry for you.

Used to be K2KB8-D... Forgot the rest of it 😂

Used to be K2KB8-D... Forgot the rest of it 😂

@@TheOnjLouis like how do you even remember it. I just copy and paste all the time from the web.

I used to have a 7 digit code that activated windows no questions asked I got it from my step dad who worked for Microsoft.

7qvt6 t2738 wrkjb ykrfq xbk98 . Still remember it too. LoL

7qvt6 t2738 wrkjb ykrfq xbk98 . Still remember it too. LoL

You're make a little mistake guys...XP8BF-F8HPF-PY6BX-K24PJ-TWT6M

You're make a little mistake guys...XP8BF-F8HPF-PY6BX-K24PJ-TWT6M

After so many windows xp installs this code got stucked in my head. 72HHJ-8YR4B-2XT62-TJGMV-JBP68

@@AlexeBriand2002 The commenter might not bee that old either. A lot if not most of internet users today are not that old...

@@VRGamercz  you use win 10 or 11 today? man im sorry for you XD

@@VRGamercz  you use win 10 or 11 today? man im sorry for you XD

mf3u-w9a9-oahc its my wifi password 9 years since

mf3u-w9a9-oahc its my wifi password 9 years since

Not fun fact: I am Russian and any existing key for all XP work

Not fun fact: I am Russian and any existing key for all XP work

I always used this one, didn't really memorize any others:
QW4HD-DQCRG-HM64M-6GJRK-8K83T
I used to perform clean installs after every few days just for fun. So this key automatically came to stick in my head.

@@WTFBOOMDOOM confirmo (spanish from colombia)

@@WTFBOOMDOOM confirmo (spanish from colombia)

@@mochamadwaysalqorni , It would be nice if can use those keys to activate Windows 11

@@ptootie5657 You realise you can just find them online lol

@@ptootie5657 You realise you can just find them online lol

Microsoft be like- wait that is illigal :(<br>🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Microsoft be like- wait that is illigal :(
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@@Knixks They're likely registered to their owners, so you couldn't activate with it.

@@MatNaryo looks like an xp corporate code

@@MatNaryo looks like an xp corporate code

Will you please delete the product key up above that starts with XP8BF It is still iligel to post the code Microsoft some how still keeps track of them even if they discontinue there software's.

@@elixier33
Agreed.

XP is very easy to install and the on screen prompts are easy to follow.
The only thing you could perhaps do wrong is delete a partition then create another partition not big enough to hold the installation, drivers and games & other software.

NB: it’s very easy to create a partition & format it to NTFS is preferable for NT based OS’ such as 2000 (pro & server), XP Home & Pro, Vista, W7, 8 & 10.

If you chose to format in FAT32 and want to install an NT based OS then although it’s possible and people do it, NTFS offers more security & easier to set file permissions plus the fact that the system should be more stable than using FAT32.

NT 4
2000 - NT5 workstation (pro) & server
XP - NT 5.1
Vista - NT 6
W7 - NT 7
W8 - NT 8
W10 - NT 10

Has anybody seen the XP corporate key starting “M3RTY” before?

Don't be a fool. If you share your XP product key, it will be black listed. If this is a VLK, you screw everyone else using that key. Support may have ended in 2014, but Microsoft downloads can still block you.

"It's an older code sir, but it checks out.."

"It's an older code sir, but it checks out.."

If anyone can edit their post, then please hash (#####-#####-#####) out some of your product key, unless your goal is to burn that key.

@@WTFBOOMDOOM we do pay, but usually just 1 to 10 dollars. Depending you want to get a COA sticker or not.

@Omorfi nah this is not true, there are far more Windows installation than Linux. Most of the pirated, but now a days, a lot buy Windows license for 20000 to 150000 rupiah. Depending on you want to get a COA sticker or not.

@@brianmadonna2873 i STILL have win 95 for programming my security gate and dial numbers for my building.

Everyone who knows has been through this key 😊

Everyone who knows has been through this key 😊

Is it bad to put product keys on a public comment?

Is it bad to put product keys on a public comment?

I knew my windows 98 key by heart for years but now I don't remember it sadly :(

@@beratdikmen6117 that's for half-life lol

@@beratdikmen6117 that's for half-life lol

@@Tw3akst3r THMPV-77D6F-94376-8HGKG-VRDRQ doesn't go from my mind too

@@randompirates4824 did this lots of times on my computers and did this yesterday on my girlfriend new laptop

@@airapples I can’t remember what happened this morning without racking my brain

WTFFFF How do you even go by remembering that?!?

WTFFFF How do you even go by remembering that?!?

solo 7 años? yo la última vez que lo usé fue el 2007 xd.

solo 7 años? yo la última vez que lo usé fue el 2007 xd.


Imagine the people at Microsoft listening to that recording.

They are like:
Worker 1:"Guys they are calling"
Worker 2:"Bro wtf they are calling for Windows XP"

Alternative universe:USSR continues to exist

@Апоп Курляндский Worker 7:Uhm...

@Апоп Курляндский Worker 7:Uhm...

worker 8: we need to build windows XP 2022 edition

@@provodev Worker 9 - Hans:Probably, but we need to prepare and plan the system UI, appearance and functionalities first.

@@alixsims Programmer 1 - Pauline:Good idea, Hans.

Worker 10: Why do people even continue to use such old and outdated operating systems? Are they unaware of the fact they are not supported anymore and extremely vulnerable to security problems?

@@noahater5785 Concept Designer - Denise : Mostly because nowadays, we have nostalgia and the security system is shit. Plus, don't blame us, blame the terrible coding made by the programmers.

worker 11: Let's play with this guy, make him suffer 🤣

@@ErrorGamingReal worker 9 has been done try worker 10


2:47
Automated voice: Pour continuer en français, appuyez sur le 2.
Enderman: is this Chinese?
French dude: hold my baguette and croissant.


I am still impressed that you can still activate XP right now

support is ended its scam. free money for product (you bought)<br>welcome 2021. we give win11(win10 last version)(win11 its still win10) FREE! its win10+ADS bcoz peoples havent updated win10 microsoft not make money. AND you get EDGE browser lol its chome with microsoft ads

support is ended its scam. free money for product (you bought)
welcome 2021. we give win11(win10 last version)(win11 its still win10) FREE! its win10+ADS bcoz peoples havent updated win10 microsoft not make money. AND you get EDGE browser lol its chome with microsoft ads

@@JarppaGuru Microsoft doesn't care that much about normal OS users, people have used unactivated windows 10 since release, but more about their market share and businesses, enterprises and their subscription service stuff.<br>But i can confirm that windows 11 could be named windows 10.1 and it would be accurate.

@@JarppaGuru Microsoft doesn't care that much about normal OS users, people have used unactivated windows 10 since release, but more about their market share and businesses, enterprises and their subscription service stuff.
But i can confirm that windows 11 could be named windows 10.1 and it would be accurate.


In my experience, some (foreign country) touch tone systems have trouble picking up the touch tones when you are on speakerphone and your side is not muted. apparently the static noise is too high or the system may pick up echo of the tones played locally (if your phone does). Mute your side and recognition will be better instantly. (The touch tones will still be sent).

legit works 100% of the time 60% of the time!


This reminds me of the fact that someone figured out the Wii Parental Controls deactivation password algorithm so that you can turn it off without calling Nintendo about it


Bot: This call might be recorded

 Enderman: Oh how the turns have tabled!

Bot: *This call might be recorded*

 Enderman: *Oh how the turns have tabled!*

imagine explaining that one to Microsoft yeah I like windows xp pro x64 over windows 10 or 11 lol

@@05brackets50 microsoft makes those????? I thought they just copied like they do with everything

At least we still have a backup incase we lose one!


Him : is it chinese ?<br>Me (a french) : NO, THIS IS PATRICK

Him : is it chinese ?
Me (a french) : NO, THIS IS PATRICK

@@BastienStudio what the bot said in france?

@@titok0018 pour continuer en français, appuyez sur le 2

@@BastienStudiomoi aussi je parle français

@@titok0018 to continue in French, press 2


Alternate title: Enderman spends 10 minutes dealing with a bot for a simple key.

And I'm sure the phone number cost money

@@cooolgameralt Yes, because he was Russian and calling the American number.


Разумеется, небольшой акцент присутствует, но я просто хотел сказать, что у тебя чистейший английский. Сам изучаю и представляю, как сложно так разговаривать. Продолжай в том же духе!


"Is this chinese"
Me, a baguette land guy : why are we still here, just to suffer?

"Is this chinese"
Me, a baguette land guy : *why are we still here, just to suffer?*

Ah bah voilà je suis pas là seule francophone

Everybody gangsta til the baguette speakers go to the reply section

oh f*ck didn't notice the number of like, my comments usually don't go over 5.

y'a beaucoup plus de français que ce que je pensais ici mdr

J'ai beaucoup rigolé également 😂 nous parlons chinois actuellement !

En même temps elles sont cools ces vidéos

That hurt me a lot. Ça m'a beaucoup touché


The fact this man took the time out of his day to activate such an old version of windows for nostalgia is crazy and amazing. Thats a sub from me

And it cost him money so that we could hear it in English

What a legend

@@thegaelicgladiator665 Do you guys know how much he earns on this content? It already has over 1,3 million views..

@@CrystaliiCode How much he earn? For 1.3 million?

@@rcrotorfreak like 0.05 cents per view i think or its 0.01 per view i dont know


2:02
>YouTube Vanced

Ah, I see, a man of culture.

@@Vexcited Большинство комментариев тут на английском, о чем ты вообще?)

@@-SeventeenF it's a meme (btw i don't speak Russian)

@@Vexcited Shh.. no one needs to know that. Also, must be tough, being banned from Google Translate.

yeah but why doesnt he have the newest verison

@@mareikestatt4520 no you dont know the features of vanced

@@mareikestatt4520 new pipe is dogshit, the UI sucks, vanced is pretty much normal YT just w the useful features

@@mareikestatt4520 if you have time to kill vanced is an option. but seriously, i didn't know, i'm using the stock app

@@mareikestatt4520 where do you put your google account on newpipe

@@mareikestatt4520 wow you really think the app controls you ... the app only controls the weak.

Вансед удобнее чем обычный ютуб. Фоновые процессы, темная тема на 8 андроиде, рекламы 0 ( хотя в обычном у меня не было рекламы )

@@funkysmokee8764 I don't 'think' that the app controls people, I can be absolutely certain. Designers get paid millions to make proprietary apps as addicting as possible, I think everyone is aware of that. Now nobody's gonna tell me that an app that is designed to be addicting and engineered to use state-of-the-art machine learning algorithms to recommend videos tailored to your behavior is NOT and app made to control you. I'm sure you haven't heard of the Free Software Movement, but it's basically that. The world needs less closed software which exploits users, deprives them of their privacy and so on. "The app only controls the weak", yeah... It is certainly true that the weaker you are the more you can get controlled. But the intelligent move to make here is to just not use apps that try to control you in the first place (control in the sense described above). It's the same with everything in life. You don't achieve something big by brute force will power, you achieve it by changing your environment. Change initiates from within but can only last from outside. Nobody who cares for freedom is gonna tell me that NewPipe is inferior to YT Vanced or the YT App. The meaning of freedom has broadened extensively over the last decades.

ура кто то русский

ура кто то русский

@@mareikestatt4520 at the end of the day, it's entertainment. the amount of hours and videos that you watch , in my opinion, even if you get recommended x videos, is still up to you. Regarding to newpipe vs vanced, i haven't even heard of newpipe, which i'm sure some people have, but the majority of people just use vanced so they can play in the background and have no ads. people don't care about anything else. i get that your into this free software thing, and i agree, closed source apps are closed for a reason, because they're shady AF . and again, this is just entertainment for people, a way to relax, people don't wanna think about the deeper meaning and what's going on in the backstage. and that thing is never gonna change. people just want to chill and watch some videos, regardless of what app/platform they use.

@@funkysmokee8764 If you're watching YT for the sake of entertainment, I 100% agree with you and everyone else

@@mareikestatt4520 isn't that what YouTube is for? I mean you have that whole educational side but that can also be considered entertainment... just wondering what you were talking about :)

+ Also "Join us now and share the software, you'll be free, hackers, you'll be freeeeeee"

I'm typing this from YT vanced right now lol.

Yeaaa

Sent from YouTube Vanced for Android

The ability to auto skip intros and sponsors with Sponsor Block built in is also amazing.

@@mareikestatt4520 agreed I've d-googled my phone and use newpipe and bromite to comment

@@mareikestatt4520 altho the ui should be better

@@Ghost-vx4yb bromite... I'll look into that one

@@mareikestatt4520 it's a browser like kiwi browser but better for privacy

The funniest thing is that if all his viewers used vanced then he would wouldn't make any money from his content.

vanced is great but sometimes it wont load and I have to force stop microG! Anyway to stop this?

@@Ghost-vx4yb , Thanks Info!! What Better Brave or Kiwi ??

@@One-ww2vowell brave  and kiwi are basically the same like ad blocker and what mot but kiwi is better bc brave is spyware if i find the prove I'll put here but bromite is the best by far


8:00 it was asking just for the last digit (not the whole word), that's probably why it refused your repetitions and also the phone input.


imagine getting a call from someone asking to buy windows xp

@@bokexd3173 just like the price of windows 10 pro

@@kushagrashukla8653 thr operating system would be 30 years old and prob written onto a history book


I use xp for older games. I use this activation method when I need to wipe the system and do fresh installs. Amazingly it still works, but there are other ways to simply get rid of the activation process altogether. You can also bypass the activation crap in all other versions of window too. I just play along and do it as intended as long as it still works.

Well, You're A Better Man Than Me Because I Have A LEGALLY PURCHASED Copy Of XP & Can't Activate It. I Never Hated Microsoft More.

And here I am with a copy of Windows 10 that I installed myself using Microsoft’s media creation tool that still needs to be activated to do something as simple as changing my background color or wallpaper, which is kind of stupid IMO

@@noahater5785 why else would anyone actually buy it then?

@@noahater5785Just pirate it or buy a dirty cheap OEM key (They're like $5)

@@thewatcher5271 There's no reason to capitalize every word.

it is possible to do this activation method without recording the call?


YES FINALLY YOU SPEAKED IN YOUR VIDS! I liked your voice since that one live stream lol

He spoke and speaks a lot on his second channel


im impressed that this way of activating windows xp still works, its been 8 years since windows xp support ended, yet it didnt mean that you cant activate windows xp using telephone 8 years after the support ended


Windows 11 prewiev is out, everyone tries to know everything about it
Enderman: uploads Window 11 video
Enderman: confirms its a garbage
Enderman: Okay, I understand why Internet Explorer is so slow, lets go back to XP guys!

Windows 11 prewiev is out, everyone tries to know everything about it
Enderman: *uploads Window 11 video*
Enderman: *confirms its a garbage*
Enderman: Okay, I understand why Internet Explorer is so slow, lets go back to XP guys!

It's not even a preview version, it's a leaked one.


Enderman: "let me check my phone bill for that video."

600$ For Some Dang Telephone Service??? Welp, That's What I Get For Trying To Activate Windows XP In 2021 And Not Selecting Russia From The Country Selector And Trying To Make A Video About It

@@popstargaming2172 it was for content so it's ok

Phone bill? You Americans don’t have unlimited calls and texts like we Indians?

@@Firetech2004 no, out of country texts and calls can cost money if it isn’t applied when getting it on the monthly bill.

@@googa9965 huh? I was talking about us to us calls

@@Firetech2004 in thr developed world we tend to get less stuff for free because we make more than a euro a day

@@Firetech2004 ah, okay. Sorry for confusion.

@@googa9965 no I didn’t understand. Do y’all have unlimited calls for in country calls?

@@PanosPitsi oh ok. So you guys don’t get unlimited fiber internet too? (Unlimited- 4tb download 1tb upload per month. Yeah we don’t use more than that so)

@@Firetech2004 no we have to pay for shit

@@Firetech2004 we pay monthly for in country cell service. Out of country can cost per out of country call or you can pay more monthly for unlimited out of country calls. Make sense?

@@Firetech2004 yes we do.. he’s doing out of country calls.

@@googa9965 yes It does. Even in India we pay for unlimited isd and std calls and texts. But we don’t have any separate plans for that. My brother lives in Canada so my mom is paying 2000 inr (around 30 dollars) per month for postpaid. It has 1tb internet data with unlimited speed, unlimited local and international calls, unlimited local texts and 1000 international texts, and subscription to Netflix (standard), Amazon prime, Voot, Disney Plus Hotstar premium, zee5, discovery Plus, Airtel Xstream premium, wync music premium and Spotify premium.

@@googa9965 the plan is great but it’s also too expensive. 2000 ain’t small cash. I can eat outside food (fast food) for a week 3 times a day with that cash. Or I can buy groceries that will last a month.

@@PanosPitsi what are you talking about? Y’all have free schools and public healthcare while we don’t, and india isn’t a developed country 😭


I would've never thought a telephone answering machine from 2001 could recognize what you said so well lol, nice video really interesting topic

The answering machine mentions smartphones around 6:07 so it's not that old

@@cheesofthefleece7956 the term smartphone existists since the late 90s, of course it's not like what we have today but they did in fact exist, some examples are the iPaQ, Nokia mobile phones, Ericsson mobile phones, Siemens SX45 and Motorola phones.

@@cheesofthefleece7956 because the telephone activation service can be used for windows 10

@@windestruct i doubt it's linked to  the windows 10 phone activation, it's most likely from right before vista

@@JLnGD No, I've heard things about Windows 10 in that line while activating my XP

Actually, in around 2001, an actual human representative would pick up the phone.

@@electronichaircut8801 Yeah, something i would expect

Eh. Here in Australia we had a directory service around that time from our main telco provider that did voice recognition pretty well - you could say a name, it'd confirm it for you, then dial their number - I used to just dial it for kicks. I think Macs had some basic voice recognition thing too in the late 90s going on as well.

@@electronichaircut8801 I had to do it as late as 2015 in the Middle East and sometimes I would get to speak to a representative. Sometimes the representative themselves would read out the activation key to you or transfer you to the machine, who would do so. Never had to give a reason why,

I found out that you would get the machine almost all the time (type in the codes using the telephone keypad), when you call after 7 pm.


[french voice]: Pour continuez en Français, appuyez sur le 2.   ( to continue in french, press the 2)
Enderman: is this chinese ?

Me and the french audiance boi:   coming to town


Love the math homework in the background


I know some people want the next videos with your voice but one of the reasons I subscribed this cannel was for those videos with subtitles. I mean, vids with your voice it's fine but I want those subtitles too, if you put subtitles even when you have your voice in it, I'll appreciate:(

making subtitles when he constantly talks like this can be very time consuming

@@wushiwashi yea true, it can be time wasting lol

i think voice was pretty necessary here<br>if he just put music over him activating windows by phone that would be boring

i think voice was pretty necessary here
if he just put music over him activating windows by phone that would be boring

@@wushiwashi yeah, I spent 1,5 hours adding those. Sucks, but the Superlasek has a good point.

@@Endermanch youre a legend for doing this my dude

@@Endermanch I believe the viewers can submit subtitles too. Not sure if you have to enable something for it, but I've added subtitles to a random YouTube video before.

@@Endermanch pls help me my windows is stucking in the startup pls reply

@@woutuuur Youtube removed that feature again... of course.

@@LaZZeYT accepting the translations via e-mail at realendermanch@gmail.com. People can tell me they want to contribute, I send them a ready SBV file with timings. So they only have to do the translation bit, they send me the new SBV file and I import it - simple. But not as simple as before.

Wow! A YouTube who actually listens to the comments!

Youtube captions: <b>Do i exist to you?</b>


The Bot: 82
Enderman: 82?
The Bot: Sorry, That didn’t match
Enderman: w h a t

The Bot: 82
Enderman: 82?
The Bot: Sorry, That didn’t match
Enderman: *w h a t*


Windows XP will NEVER die! I use it and enjoy it in a virtual machine every day. It is the most iconic OS Microsoft has ever released.

XP was so popular back in the day (and rightfully so), that Microsoft had to support it for literally 12.5 years (or 17.5 years for ESU), which is a significantly longer lifespan than any other OS ever released.

XP was the sole version of Windows to include ONLY improvements compared to its predecessors, in every single aspect -- stability, security, performance, appearance, interface, features, customizabilty, and more. Unlike any other version of Windows, XP did not remove any useful features and gave you complete and total freedom to customize the look and feel of your PC without having to rely on some hacks or third-party tools.

Not to mention its unique and iconic sounds, as well as its default desktop background, which is by far the most calming and beautiful among all Windows versions. It actually became the most recognizable picture in the world, thanks to XP's huge popularity and people's understandable refusal to upgrade for so many years.

For these reasons (and many more), XP will always have a special place in the hearts of so many people. Even today, 22.5 years after release and a full DECADE after support ended, XP is still used on approximately 9 million PCs around the world. It is insane, but not really surprising given how perfect this OS is!


Image typing the wrong phone number and hearing:<br>"Yourz computerz haz a viruz"

Image typing the wrong phone number and hearing:
"Yourz computerz haz a viruz"

<b>*in strong indian accent*</b> Hello this is John from mIcRo$oFT suPpoRt

**in strong indian accent** Hello this is John from mIcRo$oFT suPpoRt

@DamiBro <b>yeah going on with that accent</b> So we need a plan that costs your entire bank details

@DamiBro *yeah going on with that accent* So we need a plan that costs your entire bank details


Prerecorded French message: exists
Enderman: Is this Chinese?

Prerecorded French message: *exists*
Enderman: Is this Chinese?


Omg this is like an English exam. Listening and speaking tests 😂

Like, from foreign countries? In English-speaking countries English exams usually involve writing several page long essays and remembering weird grammatical shit lmao


Still works in 2023. I activated Windows XP using this method a few weeks ago


Operator: 753

Enderman: 753

Operator: Sorry, that didn't match


International call took more money than the OS itself

What's funny is that this dumbass could call them for free from Skype. I live in Russia, and I always call US toll free numbers from Skype. It's free.

there's got Russian toll-free number that is still working for phone-activation. I don't know why he is used the us number

@@Mr.Kotovski Because the RU toll free number is probably in Russian. So he called the US number so anyone could listen and understand what the bot says.

@@DRGomes-wo6hj it's not hard to add subtitles later

@@DRGomes-wo6hj probably. But i used Russian toll-free number to activate Windows XP. It works in 2021!

@@TheSkyNlnja You should try adding subtitles then you will know that it's not that easy either :D


I thought it would never work after Windows XP was discontinued lol

But if we look now, it would work until the end of Microsoft entirely

Much agreed Windows XP is definitely appearing immortal at this point - Alpha

@@ower396 sorry but I couldn't recognize you

@@serenethenightkittypngtube4969 glad to see you here Alpha! :)


Its so odd to me that they presented french as the second language option. Maybe its regional, but where I am in the US spanish is a common second language and I see spanish everywhere. French is a common second language in some parts of the US, but I see it as a second language more often in Canada

It's because the US and Canada uses the same (+1) toll free number

pues claro el español es el segundo idioma por que ustedes tienen en su mayoría, decendencia de méxico y muchos países ispanos. además que es un país de migrantes.


operator speaks french

Enderman: is this chinese? 😂😂

*operator speaks french*

Enderman: is this chinese? 😂😂

That's fucking true/c'est putain de vrai.


Phone interface: *works in English*
Backround: М а т е м а т и к а

Phone interface: **works in English**
Backround: *М а т е м а т и к а*

Он русский)))

Он русский)))

Some technology nerds worldwide set their computer interfaces to English, because since it is the lingua franca of computing, it makes some things easier. For example, looking up an error online.

ШПОРЫ ОСУЖДАЮ

ШПОРЫ ОСУЖДАЮ

@@rmseven7yt626 *no, he is* -ours- *Russian*

@@soshok51 потому что ты гдшер😘

@@soshok51 потому что ты гдшер😘

@@user-rm5df5lo5d я сам не понимаю, причем осуждание шпор (я кстати не осуждаю шпоры, если ты учил предмет и знаешь его, но перед контрольной забыл) относиться к тому, что я гдшер

@@soshok51<br> из за ГД протухает мозг, на химии и биологии рассказывали

@@soshok51
 из за ГД протухает мозг, на химии и биологии рассказывали

@@user-rm5df5lo5d какой? если спинной то странно

@@user-rm5df5lo5d лол, причина твоего хейта гд?))

@@user-rm5df5lo5d кстати, ты противоречишь сам себе - я "осуждал" шпоры, и ты говоришь что это из за гд, что из за гд "протухает" мозг. то есть по твоемушпоры - это хорошо, и не надо ничего учить, ведь можно списать, это есть признак ума? а учить предмет и готовиться к нему это для тупых?

@@soshok51 причина моего хейта за то что мне забанили аккаунт из за того что я набил 58к звёзд за 3 минуты


2:10
enderman: calls to united states
also enderman: математика

2:10
enderman: calls to united states
also enderman: *математика*

@@needywallaby2030 matematica it's math in Italian 🤣

@@ilburrito0059same in portuguese and probably all latin based languages

@@umapreciadordemacacos1001 <br>Yeah, You're right

@@umapreciadordemacacos1001
Yeah, You're right

@@ilburrito0059 it is also maths in Polish

@@ShiroCh_ID  Математика. ВОТ КАК ЭТО ЧИТАТЬ

@@FishFishYTон не из России

@@FishFishYTон не из России

@@user-fh2ih2uu5e похер, главное сказать ему


Phone: Speaks in French
Enderman: iS tHiS cHiNeSe?
I’m not hating i just found it funny lol

Phone: *Speaks in French*
Enderman: iS tHiS cHiNeSe?
I’m not hating i just found it funny lol


4:00 maybe try holding the numbers for a second or two. That way the sound of the number (it just sends a specific tone for each digit) is transmitted longer and has a better chance of being picked up properly. It always works for me.


2:43 : "Is that Chinese ?" Me, as a french guy : Well, not realy

Me is chinese but this heard is like not Chinese

Ah bah j'pensais pas su'i' y avait autant de francophones ici

@@i_love_ar_4789_my_husband not at all. he doesn't even know what it sounds like.


Operator: Please put your "activation-id".
Enderman: *Put the activation-id*
Operator: NO

Operator: Please put your "activation-id".
Enderman: **Put the activation-id**
Operator: *NO*


You were doing this at 4 a.m.? 😂 I love you!


2:48
BOT: *Talks French*
Enderman: Is This Chinese ?!?

I can't breath (i am french oof)

2:48
BOT: **Talks French**
Enderman: Is This Chinese ?!?

I can't breath (i am french oof)


Phone: enter the numbers for security purposes enderman: does what it asks phone: no 😊


That’s so interesting, me and my friend actually tried this and it actually said that ‘this service was discontinued’. I was quite surprised to see it worked for you!

I don’t know if it works in some countries and usa and other countries are discontinued

It works for me too. There is even an option to fill in the stuff online instead of using a phone call.

@@WolfieMar even online? Like just on a website?

@@TheTotallyRandomGuy Yes. It's on a site. Really nice so i can activate Windows XP easily.

@@TheTotallyRandomGuy It's a microsoft.gointeract.io site by the way.

@@TheTotallyRandomGuy I do think you need an ID from support.

Website is just a white screen ._.<br>maybe because I’m on Mac?

Website is just a white screen ._.
maybe because I’m on Mac?

@@WolfieMar and oh shit, it’s prob a IP grabber

@@pompomaddons It's not. It's from official Microsoft Support from the number from Windows XP. The blank page is cause you need a generated ID from the support to access it. Should i make a video about the site?


Didn't expect to hear such a voice. Definitely strange to hear Enderman talking...


"At first, I thought I was simply Russian, not understanding English words correctly." Metro 2033 protagonist right here, guys.

@@onyxeron idk tbh. I was rlly high and I think I picked the wrong comment 🤣


02:43 "Pour continuer en français, appuyez sur le 2."
Enderman: "Is this Chinese?"


That awkward moment when windows xp activation has better security than the capital building 🤷♂😂

Capitol*

The US president would never be able to launch a nuke if the system is like that :D


Now imagine that one microsoft employee just looking around and seeing some guy that activated xp by phone recently...

@Windows 7, you have the best name, this is best OS


That beautiful voice. Let's hear it more

I like his voice but I still prefer the texts because I can more understand because I'm French xd


"Pour continuer en Français appuyez sur le 2" --> "To continue in French tap 2", then" is this chinese" got me dying


I was so happy when they switched to an automated system instead of actual people back in the day. It was so awkward to read out this enormous number to a person

It would be cool if there still was a real person on the other line after all these years.

The actual agents were extremely rude and demanded to know why you were activating. I was always tempted to say "Fuck you. That's why" but it was my job to activate the computers. :(    I imagine a lot of the scam callers are those same agents.

Actually there was a human agent listening throughout but kept rejecting your codes just to have a good time…..


Absolutely a great video!
So proud to subtitle this hahaha.
Thanks for everything Enderman!

Abraços do Brasil!


In summary, the Windows phone activation system works about as well as Windows itself.

@Swamp Expert Extraordinaire thats the joke

Why don't you do something about it, genius. You have a whole task force behind you, plus the great L himself (if I'm talking to your pre-Episode 25 self).

@@prodky33 You clearly didn't get it. But I can't really explain because it will be ruined for ppl who are gonna understand.

@@salmanazam9444 seriously? Why the attitude?

Maybe I should just delete my comment. No one gets it...

@@salmanazam9444 clearly its from some obscure degenerate underground anime

Dude, I didn't know Death Note was an obscure, degenerate, underground anime.<br>Anyways, I was just joking around. Wasn't showing attitide like y'all are thinking.

Dude, I didn't know Death Note was an obscure, degenerate, underground anime.
Anyways, I was just joking around. Wasn't showing attitide like y'all are thinking.

@@electricant55 Dude this was from a year ago get a life


I was not even paying attention to the call half the time, I was too busy looking at the double angle formulae in the back >:)


That brings back memories. The automated phone activation when I did it back years ago seemed more reliable, probably because I did it on a landline calling a local number.


Microsoft : windows 11 in 6/24 !!

EnderMan : Naaaaah ... Windows Xp


The startup sound make me feel super nostalgia


Thanks.
I did this 3/16/23 and was impressed.
In my specific case I had a P2V (Physical to Virtual) VM (specifically a Dell Latitude D830 from 2008) that has a Dell OEM Windows license. When running in VMWare Workstation (on a recent Dell desktop running W10) the XP OEM VM needed to be activated (safe bet that XP noticed a significant HW change going from the 2008 laptop to the VMWare VM). I called the number, spoke to the bot and had the bot text me the Microsoft generated magic numbers. The VM activated. I was very concerned that it wouldn't work in the VM due to the Dell OEM XP version, but it did in this case (maybe becauue of some kind of Dell BIODS/UEFI pass-thru???) . Why do this in 2023? We have OLD HW/SW that ONLY runs on XP.  This was just a test with a scrap laptop: the VM and actual laptop will be scrapped/recycled.


Activation PBX: "For service in French press 2" <br>Ender: "Is this Chinese?"

Activation PBX: "For service in French press 2"
Ender: "Is this Chinese?"


Fun fact! This still works on server 2003 and plenty of versions of office as well! Very useful when you can't activate online.


I love how the algorithm gives me videos that provide answers to questions that I didn't know I had.


that startup sound still makes me so happy. I remember this to be the first gaming windows.


6:56 that Russian accent is killing me 😂


This madman spend 30 mins just to activate win xp via calling.<br>Truly amazing keep up the work!

This madman spend 30 mins just to activate win xp via calling.
Truly amazing keep up the work!


enderman:lets activate windows xp in 2021<br>enderman again: why is this taking so long

enderman:lets activate windows xp in 2021
enderman again: why is this taking so long


6:12 "Carrier texts & Gatorades may apply"


I was wondering why is there a triginometry rules cheatsheet.

He's probaly graduating high school and getting ready for exams


Would’ve loved for you to have spoken to a representative to see their reaction 😂😂😂

Yeah that would have been amazing, if they somehow linked those numbers to their current numbers


11:10 the 7 sound reminded me of windows 7's trailer when 7 was repeated in the ad😔


My man have world record for legally activating Windows XP in 2021


this is absolutely fascinating, I'd love to see how to activate other operating systems in these weird roundabout ways if there are others you can show off

windows 10 still have phone activation, via slui.exe 4

Exactly the same as this one except the UI looks a bit more modern.


2:03
Even Enderman doesn't believe in YT Premium.


omg this unlocked a CORE memory of my trying activate Win XP on the first family computer, that was in the year 2007.


The moment when it purposely kept saying "Sorry that doesn't match" in an effort to take more money

Microsoft doesn’t get the money from the call…

@@orestisgeorgatos6725 I know, it's a 3rd party that operates the number. Just saying

@@Isaac1995 neither do they. It costs that the call is international, not that it’s support


Operator: oh you were one of those who shared Windows 11 on Internet?


So I just tested this on a clean installation of Windows 7 Home Basic with Acer's OEM key entered and it still works just fine. They do note that the way you did it is for Office and volume licenses of Windows this time, then offer to send a link for activation instead. I'm lucky enough to be able to receive texts from Microsoft so I just went for it and 2 minutes of cross-border call (which didn't cost me a single penny thanks to Vodafone) followed by 4 minutes of entering codes back and forth, I was done with the activation.

I used your exact same method last year too, if I'm not mistaken about the time, then by calling from a Google Voice number I had, on Windows 11, which listed it as an official method too. So I guess phone activation will go on as long as Microsoft keeps using it on their latest versions of Windows no matter how old the version you test this with is.

So I just tested this on a clean installation of Windows 7 Home Basic with Acer's OEM key entered and it still works just fine. They do note that the way you did it is for Office and volume licenses of Windows this time, then offer to send a link for activation instead. I'm lucky enough to be able to receive texts from Microsoft so I just went for it and 2 minutes of cross-border call (which didn't cost me a single penny thanks to Vodafone) followed by 4 minutes of entering codes back and forth, I was done with the activation.

I used your exact same method last year too, if I'm not mistaken about the time, then by calling from a Google Voice number I had, *on Windows 11, which listed it as an official method too.* So I guess phone activation will go on as long as Microsoft keeps using it on their latest versions of Windows no matter how old the version you test this with is.


As I can see you are learning sin/cos/tg/cotg formulas :D I'm learning it now too. Good luck with that. It's pretty boring to remember every single of them :D

Remembering sin, cos, tg of 30°, 45° and 60° is easy peasy. The worst part of all is when you have to use sin, cos and tg in trigonometry, and even worse in Physics

Russian is greek to me but I recognise the formulas. Math is universal

Don't remember, understand. Try to derive these formulas and all of them will fit in your head


Enderman: Ok bye my work is done<br>The bot: No wait! I wanna troll you more!

Enderman: Ok bye my work is done
The bot: No wait! I wanna troll you more!


I'm impressed they kept that server/phone number online after all these years considering windows XP is completely dead and vulnerable to every virus in the book.

I have (for fun) XP 64bit, and it works well, no virus or hacks this year. I think the 32 bit version had more problems, but mine is working well and 24/7 on internet (doing nothing)🔥

@@VicGreenBitcoin there is basically no difference bwtwen x32 and 64 bit configurations. Why would it have more problems?

Not really.  For the average user, the viruses of concern aren't OS dependent anyway.

Tbf that activation server isn't exclusively for XP afaik

@@elixier33 probably because of 4gb ram structure. In 2022 its difficult to use such a small ram

@@VicGreenBitcoin x64 or itanium 64-bit?

@@elixier33 I think there is a huge difference between Windows XP 32 or 64 bit


Bot: Speaks French 🇫🇷
Enderman: Is this Chinese? 🇨🇳

Bot: *Speaks French* 🇫🇷
Enderman: Is this Chinese? 🇨🇳


@Enderman: My Experience was that the activation phone bot was a bot anytime. But the old one was without voice recognition, so you always had to type in the numbers, which worked everytime and i prefered (in combination with a real phone with real keys that also means you could type the number blind and be faster). Because voice recognition sucks no matter what.


Bot: *speaks french<br>Enderman: "Is this chinese?"

Bot: *speaks french
Enderman: "Is this chinese?"

@@yuoeaswryk you could start with shutting the fuck up and minding your business

@@yuoeaswryk you're calling me an idiot but u record windows 7 beta and you use bandicam bruh 💀


I was getting so pissed of at you putting Spain over and over again

Dude me too , And when he was wasn’t typing block A and B 😂


Although the cc subtitles provided in the video are not in Chinese, I can also use YouTube subtitles for translation. It seems more convenient to have cc subtitles.


Wow. That's exactly what I need! I have a superb Core 2 Duo with quad core and a defunct XP installation. After changing the hard drives I couldn't reactivate XP and Win 8 didn't support my perfectly working hardware. Grrr<br>Now I will finally be able to use it again with old games and music software.

Wow. That's exactly what I need! I have a superb Core 2 Duo with quad core and a defunct XP installation. After changing the hard drives I couldn't reactivate XP and Win 8 didn't support my perfectly working hardware. Grrr
Now I will finally be able to use it again with old games and music software.


A lil tip, you can also press the keypad numbers to tell the automated agent what option you want instead of speaking windows or yes or no.

Thing is, which number are the Windows product or confirmation answers.


0:12 So refreshing. Also bringing back so many memories. I miss my childhood 😭😭😭


Windows XP telephone activation servers are always active because the telephone number used is the same as for Windows vista, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10 and Windows 11

Once I had to activate Windows 8.1 with Bing over the telephone. That was an adventure


Enderman: Im my self from RUSSIA <br>Me in my MIND: His accent is not like any RUSSIAN

Enderman: Im my self from RUSSIA
Me in my MIND: His accent is not like any RUSSIAN

He's accent is fr like russian, no-one outside Russia says тхри and зиро, there are actually no sound  Эр like we used to say in Russia

@wateraekln89 I dont understand what Asia has to do with it

@wateraekln89 nothing asian here, pure Russian one

Serious question，why are you typing like an idiot? You could have just written “I am russian but he doesn't really have a russian accent”.

Do you talk like this around your friends family when you express your thoughts ?

@@sciuresci1403 Who asked? We are in youtube, not a family gathering

These replies are making my brain hurt. Russia is in Eastern Europe and Asia.

@@sciuresci1403 We are in the Internet you dickhead, here people type as they please

My accent is not like any Russian too<br>P.S. Да, я тоже русский

My accent is not like any Russian too
P.S. Да, я тоже русский

@@actiborproduction ты кого удивить пытаешься?🤔

He has pure Russian accent bro. If you think that every Russian talk on English like a drunk idiot, you are wrong, I'm Russian too and I speak English same way he does.

@wateraekln89 the asian part of Russia (Siberia) is inhospitable and there are barely any natives there, most Russians are from the European side.


I've always activated over the phone, it's honestly much easier to deal with a human albeit they tend to ask too many questions like "Why do you need to reactivate". But it's much faster than the automated system


9:42 “Got it, ~thanks~”
Nice attitude, lady.


Enderman minute 7:46 you sound as Lui Kang from Mortal Kombat that's preaty,and your videos are so cool,keep going!!!!

Imagine Lui Kang activating a copy of Windows 7 over the phone.


I did the same a few years ago. Had to do a software rebuild of an instrument pc running old software that runs on XP. Ended up phoning the UK for activation, as it was no longer done in my country. It all worked out, thank goodness. I don't recall voice activation, I think it was all done via the keypad (so much easier on standard landline phones).


Very exciting and nostalgic at the same time. Wish we could get to hear what it was like with a real human back then... awesome video as always Enderman <3


I just watched this while installing windows 7, awesome vid btw, love old operating systems, such a bunch of nostalgia and kinda fun to mess with them.

Exactly<br>But so frustrating and time consuming

Exactly
But so frustrating and time consuming


That dog and poney show certainly brought back unpleasant memories. Don't feel bad, I live in America and speak excellent English and still had trouble with the bot understanding me and that was a long time ago. I think one time I even tried saying the numbers phonetically like they do in the military but no good. You really have to have the patience of Jobe to do this sort of thing. By the way, I've got two copies of XP which I've been thinking of installing on a newer computer, plus a Dell Latitude with XP already on it, man, I love that OS.


Can you imagine how soul destroying that job must have been with a real person, having to get numbers from someone and then relay numbers back... All day...


You definitely need to hold the numbers for longer when typing them in on the phone. As they are tones it takes half a second or so for an accurate recognition.

@@Endermanch What a legend, you still reply to these half-a-year old comments! Awesome!

@@Endermanch Oh you are still here! Awesome!

@@septercat Oh! Did I just start a loop?

@@jajtic  Oh you are still here! Awesome!

@@danieltucker9330 I'm always here... watching every step...


we gonna ignore the fact that it took ender 3 attempts to scroll down to united states


This is still a thing on Windows 7, when I had a machine that didn't have network drivers I used this method back in 2019! I'm pretty sure it still works on Windows 11 nowadays, since it's a line.

yo siempre usaba microsoft toolkit y ya recientemente uso KMSpico portable , ese es mucho mejor que el viejo toolkit.


"Windows XP was released almost 20 years ago" <br>And our school still has got Windows XP Professional 😐

"Windows XP was released almost 20 years ago"
And our school still has got Windows XP Professional 😐

US military, Science Labs, medical machines and some systems in Pentagon still runs XP due to compatibility concerns and downtime it would take if they migrate to other systems. They still use this OS so dont be sad.

My School Which Still Uses Windows 95 Professional: Despite Nothing Works It Will Do       Me: Windows 10 Is Free

@@jamilangon5798 Well, if what you use works, what is the point to switch? Especially if you are on  a dedicated system that is not connected to the internet and only had to run self coded applications.

I wanna do the same for Media Center edition. Makes me want to find an older laptop and install it.


Thank you. It was very entertaining watching your video.<br>Come to think of it, it wasn’t your fault, DTMF (tone dialling) has always been a challenge for analogue and digital/IMS lines.

Thank you. It was very entertaining watching your video.
Come to think of it, it wasn’t your fault, DTMF (tone dialling) has always been a challenge for analogue and digital/IMS lines.


Не знала, что мы земляки, оказывается, Эндерманч :")<br>Ыххх калужане! Здорово почему-то стало от этого факта :D

Не знала, что мы земляки, оказывается, Эндерманч :")
Ыххх калужане! Здорово почему-то стало от этого факта :D


Phone: 82

Him: types 82

Phone: that is incorrect try again 82


Just a tip, those call-tree software things will often take a 1 for yes and 2 or 0 for no. Also lists can often be entered on the keypad too so windows, office, etc might be 1 for windows, 2 for office... May not always work but when it does, it can save a whole heap of aggravation. I had a whole multi-option thing with pauses and all programmed into my phone as a contact for getting through to the right place on AT&T's internet fault reporting line.


Oh man, I definitely missed XP. It was the absolute best OS in my opinion


This is still the best operating system the world has ever been graced with.

I mean if you ignore the absolute nightmare it was security-wise... sure I guess.

@@markcorneliuslau how do you get verifed

@@Remilya by copying verification emoji and adding in front of channel name :D

@@MohsinExperiments no check this in pc its real

Excuse me,  my XP stopped working on the year windows announce its stopping the support.  So everytime I opened my laptop where it is the OS,  the window opens and JUST GIVE a message on screen that the system  in now over,  EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT CONNECTING to internet,  just want to run software in it but IT SIMPLY wont continue.  I GOT MAD just  smashed the laptop and bought a new one... I guess thats how WINDOWS milked the world for their money

@@OzzieWozzieOriginal you literally could of installed Linux on that laptop instead of smashing it like a barbarian.

I've a few old think pads running puppy and other Linux flavors from USB sticks for years, saved loads of laptops and PC's from landfill for friends etc.


Неплохо<br>Всегда хотел увидеть, как активируют XP по телефону, но не думал, что увижу как это делают спустя 20 лет после релиза системы

Неплохо
Всегда хотел увидеть, как активируют XP по телефону, но не думал, что увижу как это делают спустя 20 лет после релиза системы


did you actually have to pay for the windows xp license or was the only cost the toll?

He showed he has a physical box in his tech collection so I think he just uses his own license key and activates it


Absolutely even i activated my Windows XP like this about 12 years ago. And the pc is still working


This service is still running but now they will send you a link to your phone connecting to a web page were you can enter the data - thankfully


number 3
Enderman : три
Bot : чо за фигня, кхм incorrect number


2:43
Enderman: "Is this Chinese?"
Me: "wait a minute"


The voice recognition robot thing was waaay ahead of its time imo.