Shit would be funny and icing on the cake if they would’ve let him stay and he bowl a 280 lolx


“If they’re your boys I can definitely whoop them”


Back for part 3 of old people having a short fuse


My stomach hurts from laughing so hard...well to be fair I always laugh at a JiDion video


“Kyle Rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate” lol😂


How did that 10 year old boy grow so tall 😀


Tell me why the cops are always more chill than the managers 😭😭😭


Holy shit that old lady takes bowling really seriously


jidion is a legend, I dont know how he keeps going when the average person would stop after the first threat of getting kicked out lol

Kay flock opp Yus gz shot footage 👀  https://youtu.be/7XSLAJPO4cE


“You are not him ☝🏼“  that’s hilarious. People so cray.


She was ready to throw hands like her husband died during the bowling wars of 1945


Cool dude supa bob extravangza pizza grande mike😎


“I’m Kyle Rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate” That shit had me dying 😂


I mean a 280 avg would get him into the hall of fame and arguable the GOAT of bowling


"Kyle Rittenhouse, Im Deadly Accurate" 😭🤣💀💀 IM DEAD LMAOOO


The only problem with demarcus is that he puts himself on the line way too much for yall entertainment. Honestly give him a clap for the effort.


The “Just tell them Kyle Rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate” got me😂😂


@7:55 that was the ,ost calmest realest reaction bro was literally just fed up atp


When he was telling the lady he averages 280 the other guy said not bad😂


you know it kinda hit when she pointed to the sky saying "you're not him" when the discussion was on a 280 average


the fact that he said tell them kyle rittenhouse im deadly accurate got me so fucked up LMFAOOOO


I'm a bowler and Im embarrassed by how these people are acting lol


Whenever he asks someone on a legitimate day they are always gonna ask to go somewhere and he is going to say he has been banned from each place


that you are not him you are not him is too iconic


When the second guy started to walk away then turned back around he sounded like he was about to cry


that cop was so good, fr clowning on them


They took him way to serious I would literally make jidion mad I would literally laugh and ignore this guy


brodie almost cried when he said “I’m losing my fxcking patience” 😂😂😭😭


7:47 - HE KNEW IT WAS ABOUT TO GO DOOOWNNNNN AHAHHAHAHAHAH


"I know i have a coconut but you're going coco right now"<br>Shit has me dead bro

"I know i have a coconut but you're going coco right now"
Shit has me dead bro


6:38 This be Russell Wilson on the team flight to London 😭


I love how the lady points up to the sky cause she thinks Jidion is claiming he's god when in reality bros just heavy trolling them


Dude when I saw it say bowling alley one I knew this was gonna be a banger


Which ones better watermelon or coconut? Watermelon : Is bigger and slower. Coconut : Smaller and faster. Watermelon : Takes down more pins. Coconut : Takes down less pins. Edit: Also I think da coconut got out the fastest.


This man is the definition of “fuck you” energy (listen to distractible ,markipliers podcast)


Jidions the type of guy to use a coconut as a bowling ball

Nah he wouldn’t do some dumb shit like that


JiDion is peak second hand embarrassment


Duuuudeeee! HAHAHAHA no regrets subscribing to your channel! 🤣 This is so funny to watch.


“Names Kyle Rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate”💀


LoL he just said " tell them I'm kyle Rittenhouse, I'm deadly accurate😂😂"

יהודה לוטרמן


I feel you, you gotta run duos :0<br>Hahahaha

I feel you, you gotta run duos :0
Hahahaha


Tournament director doesn't own the alley... he can't make you leave lmfao


They way jidion looked at the camera when the cop said he ain’t want the finger condom


The way jidion stays in character is crazy Cs I 4suree would have fought somebody 😂


7:30 and on is the funniest shit ever oh my lord🤣🤣🤣


“its more aero dynamic”

literally hits one pin 😭

“its more aero dynamic”

*literally hits one pin* 😭


"My name is Kyle rittenhous  I'm deadly accurate" that's wild


Jidion is the best YouTuber to watch while eating food

Архив раписа


Just tell them I'm Kyle Rittenhouse, I'm deadly accurate. Bro I'm done 🤣


The cops Ain your video always pass the vibe check they’re so chill


that getting out the trap house and the bowling is the success he needs to get out of it bro, that shit killed me 😂


Honestly if there were walnuts big enough just pull up with one and play the music from walnut bowling from PvZ


He should do a Prank were they ruin a Bass Fishing Tournament by acting like it's a Bass Guitar Tournament were they scare all the fish with the Vibrating water

Shana Uncry (Orlando FL - Sea WDW Univ Passholder)


i’m going bowling today so this is perfect to watch

edit: it was really fun!


“THAT’S BULLSHIT! Y’ALL NEED TO LEAVE!🗣🤣


7:32 "Either you go or you go to jail"
"I’ve already been to jail" 🤣🤣

Mann I died at this line, and the expression of the guy, he just gave up 💀


I like your videos usually but this one was a bit over the top because the coconut could damage important machinery and cost thousands of dollars. I don't think there was anything wrong with the funny PE like warm up before the bowling though lol :-) also you shouldn't wear crocs for bowling but I don't think it matters.


so serious about throwing balls into cons lmaooo


that's the smallest coconut I've ever seen


“I’m Kyle Rittenhouse Im deadly accurate” 😂😂


This guy is real asf! He even shows clips of him being turned down 😂


Jidions intro song makes all his vids hype


Tbh sometimes I’m like damn why is he just fw people but anybody who takes him seriously and can’t just laugh is taking a L.


Just found you via the Lofe collab. "I've already been to jail" lmao. I'm subbed!


jidion is your unemployed friend on a random Tuesday


Jidion, you’re a legend. All of us here agree on that.


Bro that you are not him was just killing me for some reason. Keep up the good work


my favorite part was when he bowled with a coconut


Go make a video with Rickey you won’t regret it you guys would make a banger


Jidion is hilarious man, how haven’t I seen more of his vids before 😯


He was to op with the melon so he had to down grade to keep it fair


Bruh can we give the cop some w’s like he could’ve become a op real quick


Thats the skinniest cop ive ever seen even with the standard  kevlar vest


"You don't know nothing about bowling" - 🤓


That kyle rittenhouse joke got me rolling man it goes so low key 🤣


Yo the rittenhouse pickup line got the subscribe.


This is my bowling alley I grew up at. Apparently they weren’t happy about it 😂😂


"I know I have a coconut but your going coco"


Nobody picked up on how he said “I’m<br>Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate “ multiple times

Nobody picked up on how he said “I’m
Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate “ multiple times


Thank you man you make my day better for real


Bro I wanna see him actually enter and play, talk shit to everyone, get all the old people pissed off


How does this guy still do dumb stuff infront of the cops and stay chill lol


Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate is the funniest thing I have ever heard


These people were mad as shi then the cop was so chill 💀💀😭


I been subscribed for nearly 2 years and I never missed a video this man is hilarious


Was really hoping he did actually bowl a 280


The second hand embarrassment is paralyzing in these videos.


Guy literally paid to be there and they call it criminal trasspassing 🤡🤡

Well they asked him to leave and he was pleading his case.


Adding Wii Bowling music to this, while he was drilling the coconut, was the icing on the cake… beautiful.


He should have come back in with a costume on


It’s a clear difference in how Jidion and Kai are treated compared to YouTubers like Airrack ….. just sayin


so this is where the "You are not him" trend started


No matter what, we'll never please everyone. And that should never be the goal. Jidion truly doesn't care, I've been on the opposite end, where I cared about every little interaction and it's absolute hell. This right here is liberating. Only care about God's opinion and that is it. Jidion is exhibiting one of God's qualities to a T and it shows. This is just one of God's amazing qualities. Let us become more like Christ everyday. In Jesus name, amen!!

@EEZY PREDATOR It's not about what "EEYZ PREDATOR" allows. Who the heck even are you. It's about what God, Jesus allows

Kind of a reach with the God stuff but I'll allow it

@Avilla didn’t really do anything wrong he just got in their heads so they got mad

Being an asshole and going places to mess up people's day is God's work?

I’ve been there bro know exactly what you mean


I’d be pretty pissed off too if someone was doing that annoying warm up run down the floor like that


<b>I don’t a coconut but you’re going coco right now</b> -Jidion😭😭

*I don’t a coconut but you’re going coco right now* -Jidion😭😭


Lmfao they get so mad and your so calm I love it 😂


Lol "I'm Kyle Kittenhouse, deadly accurate."


This is where that “you are not him clip” came from?! 😂


Jidion the only man that got beef with the bowling community


Use a vice when drilling, especially into something as slick and round as a coconut. You easily could have messed your hand up.


The lady “you know how you carry 2av average” her studded for me lol


He said, "My name's Kyle Rittenhouse, I'm deadly accurate"  LMAO WTF


My boy was really getting his haircut court side at the wolves game 😂

Kay flock opp Yus gz shot footage 👀  https://youtu.be/7XSLAJPO4cE


Ngl this has to be the softest bunch we've witnessed.


Jidion: I’m he/him
Woman: you are not Him 👆
Im dead 😭😭😭😭


So that’s where the “you are not him “ meme comes from


its ok guys he averages 280 i think he knows what the pbh regulations are


I know u don't have a coconut but you're going coconutd rn you're going coco LMFAO


Saw him at the mall of America today!! Realest one out there💯💯, you can tell he loves his fans more than we love him🔥

he definitely doesn’t love us more then we love him

I create skits, I bet 90% I’ll make you laugh, if not you can come and tell me 🤣


Why was everyone at the 2nd alley so sensitive he ain’t even do anything yet before they was trying to kick him out lmao, Manz was going to kick Demarcus out for trying to make amends but wasn’t going to say anything when they other dude was literally cursing him out and slandering 😭


You should go around and tell people that there gas tanks are open


What would be JDion's bounty if he was in one piece


Dude what is it with Jidion and cops😹😹😹? They r always falling in love with him


People hating on fruit when you use it to bowl<br>Society is fucked

People hating on fruit when you use it to bowl
Society is fucked


lmao that old woman felt hurt whe  he said 230 is amateur 🤣🤣


Another great entry in the “Bowling with fruits” series


280 average would mean you bowl a 300 2/3 games every time you bowl... You say something like 240-250 people might believe you xD I used to bowl amateurly so yes this sort of shenanigans at an actual PBA sanctioned event is not going to be treated casually as we all saw. Keep up the trolling but just be mindful when you're doing it, stay safe.


“You wanna put money on it?”<br>“Shut the fuck up!”

“You wanna put money on it?”
“Shut the fuck up!”


Jidon whats ur ritual before shooting one of your vids? U mad in flow brother it takes insane skill


As a bowler this was funny but tbh that lady had no reason to intervene like that she should’ve let the employees take care of it


Bro doesn’t feel embarrassment😂 He never breaks character


“Ye tell ‘Em Kyle rittenhouse im deadly accurate” 😂😂


She ain’t doing no playing😂 ready to slide in the name of bowling


He needs to have a list of places he can’t come back to or he’s going to forget at some point 😂😂


Cant believe they robbed him of his coconut like that, that aint fair


its more aerodynamic, you could hit more pins.<br>hits one pin

its more aerodynamic, you could hit more pins.
hits one pin


For being a leisure sport, some of those people didn’t seem very leisurely.


Have a girl camera-person. That can come in handy in situations where people get angry


So nobody gonna talk about 9:26 😵💫 whole lotta movement back there -👨🏿🦳


“You are out here making fun of people with a 230 bowling average” 😂😂


lmfaooo dawg no way you did this at emerald, i grew up here xD


I been searching for this meme for months… “You are not him 😡👆”


the sequel: went bowling with a cantaloupe


Bowling isn’t that hard ngl. Me and a group of friends did a league for fun and it lasted two months. None of us had any experience and the worst of the group was averaging 190-230 a game by the end of the league.


7:58 out of respect for the bowling alley xD


Actually kinda felt bad for the Father at 5:04


6:25 got me feeling bad for the old man lmfao


@2:15 "It's more aerodynamic., you can hit more pins - watch this" proceeds to hit only 1 pin ... LMFAO


The fact they are speaking to him legitimately offended like he’s really trash talking them 😂😂


Omg😂 I just about went int cardiac arrest when she said YOUR NOT HIM bro I couldn’t breath


She was like don’t disrespect the bowling rep


I love Jidion but if I ran a bowling alley I’d be pissed about the coconut… it can completely destroy the ball return and cost thousands. It can basically set the alley back a few weeks

Kay flock opp Yus gz shot footage 👀  https://youtu.be/7XSLAJPO4cE

Can you please blank blank me $10.35 at $DenellWest so I can get home I just got out of jail. I with pay you back April 8th if you do 🙏🏽


JIDION PLEASE GO BOWLING WITH A MANGO (sponsored by ksi)


"I know i have a coconut but you're going coco right now" how does he make it up ON THE SPOT😂


they said its a leisure sport and take it more competitive and serious like i havent ever never for ever seen before


8:05 i didnt even realize you was doing all that crap in crocs 💀


Never knew people took bowling this seriously


Those bowling balls aren't bowling balls They're coconut balls Cheap money from the store


Those were the chillest cops I’ve ever seen.


This man will be banned from every business known to man by 2040 bro my lord.😂😂😂😂😂😂


i work at a bowling centre. someone did this and broke the machine. cost them a few thousand to fix 💀


I rewatched 8:10 20 times 😭😭😂😂😂 “U AVERAGE A 2 EIGHTYYYY??” How mad that Karin was had me crying 🤣🤣🤣


No way thats where that meme came from "you are not him" great meme


First it was a basketball, now a coconut? What’s next?


that lady at the second bowling alley took bowling wayyyyy to serious


5 months later you are not him is the biggest meme


"Why you live in a Trap House?"
"Bro I'm tryina get out, that's why I'm bowling" says that whilst holding a a custom made bowling ball coconut
Lmfao

"Why you live in a Trap House?"
"Bro I'm tryina get out, that's why I'm bowling" *says that whilst holding a a custom made bowling ball coconut*
Lmfao


I don’t think that old lady has ever heard of a joke


Bro doesn’t ever break character😂 Carrying YouTube right now


For not a real sport they seem to take bowling very seriously


For those of you looking for the “YOU ARE NOT HIM…. It’s at 8:09😂


Kyle Rittenhouse 😂 kyle would never be disrespectful like that.


Jidion is the best YouTuber to watch while you eat your food

How many subs do I get from this comment?

How do people not notice this a spam leecher

@TJ also a great thing to do while watching jidion

https://youtu.be/_jd-SnjxZD0
Yes, the sequal is here

https://youtu.be/_jd-SnjxZD0
*Yes, the sequal is here*


Bro I didn’t know that meme was from you😂💀💀


Lol that "I'm Kyle Rittenhouse, deadly accurate" joke was deadly 😂


Oh shit this is where the clip is from😂😂


Dude I didn't know people are that rude in USA. We would all laugh it off in my place


“My name is Kyle Rittenhouse, my ain is deadly accurate” 🗿


imagine talking to me crazy n i got more going on than u do 😂😂😩 those ppl should argue wit their pockets


a ball of aluminum the size of a bowling ball would weigh 31 pounds. ain't no way that's happening bro 😂


I don't know how I've never seen this guy, but fucking hell. My names Kyle Rittenhouse (spelling?) I'm deadly accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lol had no idea that meme came from this guy


The origin to the “you are not him” sound


Stupid but funny :) that lady was so offended haha


Bruh this man trolling the fuk out of everyone


whatchu mean coconut? oh there is your- 💀💀💀💀


The goat amendments will change because of him


Yo I’ve been to that first alley before 🤣


I had no idea there was context to the “you are not him”

Brick                                        house


The cops were barely keeping straight faces


so many failed attempts now.. <br>build your own bowling alley 💀

so many failed attempts now..
build your own bowling alley 💀


Me thinking of the song while she says “you are not him”


2:14 bro that coconut gotta be edited or something cus shiee🤣😂😂


8:02 She is the kind of person who would know all about it lol. TOXIC as hell bru


This video is so old jidion dont even got his hairline yet.Still love you bro


that police officer takin the DR disrespect look too far...


This is hilarious it's funny how triggered people get 🤣🤣


How is it possible that Youtubers always get the “good” cops


“My name’s Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate”


The man cop was too sexy. I’m praying for his safety


man literally said it was a leisure sport, why was he so heated


8:28 is where that one tiktok trend started ☠ where ppl make all those edits


6:34 that indian family tryna get out 💀💀💀


Little does she know, that infact, he is HIM ! 😤


mohniish loved this video! Maaya too!!!!


"My names Kyle Rittenhouse I'm deadly accurate"


"ik i have a coconut but yoiur going coco right now"


"you are not him YOU ARE NOT HIM!" i told a bih im him quit playin 💀8:26


bro decided to go to florida for this shit


Idea: put actual condoms and try to shake people’s hands saying they are used condoms after lol.


2 in the pink 1 in the stink wtf pmsl bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏


bro the way she didn’t wanna touch the coconut w her bare hands is WEIRD


I literally know the first alley and their customer service is always rude asf


Have y’all seen him at the timberwolves game getting a cut 😂


When that Nigga said 130 in the bowling alley that was hilarious 😂


Imagine taking fucking bowling that seriously 😭😭

bro i used to be on a bowling team and shit, i did not take that seriously but mfs will go so far to take it seriously it’s actually crazy 😭 <br>like i would try to do small talk with opponents and they just ignored me lmao.

bro i used to be on a bowling team and shit, i did not take that seriously but mfs will go so far to take it seriously it’s actually crazy 😭
like i would try to do small talk with opponents and they just ignored me lmao.


i love how i got the liberty mutual bowling ad with this video


“Nah he’s just live streaming, he’s doing a subathon, like chats going crazy, their saying W cop” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Little did we know that you are not him line would be famous now


I need some of this YouTube money for a bag of stardawg 😢


3:48 “my name’s kyle rittenhouse.. i’m deadly accurate” bro 😂😂😂


"Finger herpes be flaring up" rotfflmgdao!!!


Ayyyoooooo I’m in tears bro 😂😂😂😂😂 dudes face at 7:48

I make funny Videos Like jidion And I bet I can make you laugh 💯 if not leave a dislike :)

Lmfao I literally burst out laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kay flock opp Yus gz shot footage 👀  https://youtu.be/7XSLAJPO4cE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3qOiVlDn5c

this was almost as funny as this


My names Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate lol 😂


6:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


What’s crazy is he scored higher then me, while using a coconut


Nah, the lady that said "You are not him." I'm not gonna cap but she sounded like she was gonna cry


When you see Jidion on sports center where they show him getting a haircut at an nba game. Can’t wait for that video


2:50 imagne beeing the dude getting that coconut on like the thingy when they plop out with like the other bowling balls 😂 ”dat mans instant reaction ”theirs gotta be some nig**a around in these corners and im out to get him”


Jidion:  I’m him
Karen: You’re not him 👆
Jidion: I’m not him 👆, i’m him 👇
Karen: Your a dumbass

This man is hilarious.  Keep it up 😭😭😭


People who dis like this aren't the real ones who know that jidion probably went back and apologized and gav money to them or somet


3:15 I don’t have a coconut but your going coco right now 🤣🤣


Why does the Manager look like a mix between Tuco and Mayonaisse Ed.


Fun fact don't be people like this bc you won't able to go to the "FuN" Bowling alleys anymore.


Bruh why is no one talking about you’re not him, bro that’s such a famous line


3:49 lol "my names kyle rittenhouse I am deadly accurate" lol no he didn't.


I just heard of this dude bc he was getting a haircut at the T wolves game. He got me cracking up


Anyone else just relish this is where that meme came from? The “I told him b*tch im him”.


coconut is exactly like a bowling ball, the holes


9:24 demarcus got cake for dayss lawd have mercy


Not the Kyle Rittenhouse deadly accurate 💀💀😭😭😭


Why they so pressed about bowling averages 😭


7:02 Bro built like a discord mod bruh 😭


Everything is 🔥expect u talking abt his son


kyle rittenhouse im deadly accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


partner cop looking thique I am surprised you didn't try to get her digits


Police always in the intro its hilarious


"Out of respect for the bowling alley" Bro this rundown building isn't Madison Square Garden chill 😂


2:13 "you can hit more pins" *hits one* 💀


I actually know this place, been bowling here before


Why do bowling people get so angry 💀 the cop was cooler than them 🤣


Bro I had no idea this was in my hometown Pasadena 🤣


3:55 "oh nah its giving bozo in here" 💀💀


1:53 imagine Jidion slapped dudes ass 🤣🤣🤣


L BOWLERS<br>You don't know if he bowls a 280 or not

L BOWLERS
You don't know if he bowls a 280 or not


How does the coconut come back in the machine


Why can’t we all be like the dude at 7:59?


bro no way he said something abt buying weed to the cop


Came here after catching him on ESPN getting a haircut courtside. Disappointed that I just now heard of this dude. Time to binge.


Love how this women was used in the him song 😂


HE SAID IM KYLE RITTENHOUSE IM DEADLY ACCURATE


These people Fr take bowling way too seriously 😭 get over yourself 💀


“ you are not him, ☝🏼you are not him☝🏼” I TOLD HER BITCH IM HIM QUIT PLAYIN


Bro said I’m “Kyle Rittenhouse in a sniper”


When he said, “I’m Kyle rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate” I was dying XD 4:50


That old lady at the end needs to find at least a couple of other hobbies. It's hilarious how people take themselves so seriously.


Employee's reaction straight out of a comedy!


Why was the cops the ones that dint get butt hurt😂


"Do you not know bowling alley etiquette?" 🤓🤓👵👵


Never knew that the you are not him came from this video. Shits crazy


I pray that everyone is having a blessed day and night so far in the Lord Jesus Christ name amen!.


Sir. What do you mean by “if you wanna ball with my boys?”


Bro there was like 50 Karens in that building “YOU ARE NOT HIM 👆🏼” 😭🤣


Yus gz shot footage 👀  https://youtu.be/7XSLAJPO4cE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3qOiVlDn5c

this was almost as funny as this


@3:26 this was nikolasomilana in an old man costume!!! We see you you sly bugga!!


Bros mere presence is enough to challenge God. This Karen was baffled


LADY AT 8:32 LOOKS LIKE SHES SEEN THE DEVIL🤣


Oh I love it so much when these stuck ups are getting angry it fills me with joy 😄


Man at 5:39 is a retired professional rawdogger


Funny lol it’s more aerodynamic lol jidion the best


yknow its been another year and you could roll a rockmelon or pineapple


The bowling dude looks like Big Ed, ngl💀😭😭7:42


These people are such nerds lmao “you don’t know bowling alley etiquette”


Is it just me or is that guy who kicked them out the first place from breaking bad


What’s your name ?

Him : “Kyle rittenhouse”

😂 omg


just tell em i'm.... kile written house im deadly accurate ...lol


Legit i know where the 2nd bowling alley is i go all the time. I didnt know you were the one they were talking about


paint watermelons to look like bowling balls


You’re not that guy JiDion, you’re not that guy 0:06


Didnt know lazarbeam also works as a police officer


bro really said its just the cosmetics💀💀💀💀💀


how tf does bro think of these random ideas


you need to make a vid called "Went Bowling With A Human Head!"


ok just learned what deuces means, was like wtf is it food? ty to 8:40 girl


@0:50 My guy used the Wii Sports Bowling 🎳 Music  🤦🏽♂ 😅😂🤣


0:42 this looks like a hotel I stayed at


Me making sure I read the title correctly: 😳


He is between the funny and asshole line


0:01 that coconut fast it ran the speed of light


6:38 Russel Wilson on the plane for no reason


Why the lady in the thumbnail look like every Chihuahua that starts barking when someone walks by?🤣


9:50
^ I don’t even smoke weed, but I feel high when I’m next to you bae use to be my girl use to be my boo thang. Now I’m telling everybody you my boo thang🎤🎶


so that's were the you are not him meme comes from'


The people that do this type of stuff have the watermelon balls bro

Katie Sigmond went bowling with a pumpkin - that did not have a good outcome


Why they mad over some bowling game like if there life depends on it.


Why are they so mad and upset over someone using a coconut? lmao people take life too serious sometimes

@Cole Allen haters (it makes sense i just like chaos]

Because it opens the door for other people to use whatever they want - you can’t roll anything other than a bowling ball down those lanes as it could break the machine which is expensive to maintain and repair


Bro gets in trouble with the po po every other video


missed out on using the clip of the lady saying “you’re not him you’re not him” at the end of the video


Why get so personally about howling bro 😭😭


The subtitles really said mini orgasm 2:40


Yooo you went to armadilla lanes!! That's my bowling ally


Brrrroooo people are taking life too seriously…


Yeesh. And it’s people like her that vote


“You’re not him”. How did she get that from “Im him”. It wasn’t even that deep🙄😑


W Cop 😂😂😂😂😂😂

W Cop 😂😂😂😂😂😂


My school bowling team this is for you
4:37


Bro im Kyle Rittenhouse im deadly accurate 😹😹


dam she actually said <b>you are not him</b> when in reality you are though 🤔

dam she actually said *you are not him* when in reality you are though 🤔


How many subs do I get from this comment?


Why do all of these people take everything so seriously??


Hell those ppl at the bowling alley are assholes

It's weird to me that everybody hates cops and yet they're more chill than the civies lol actually friendly and understanding


The guy in alley 2 was cute man ain’t never


5:17 This guy looks like Kendall Schmidt on Heroine


Ive probably seen jdion and never noticed bcs I didn’t know he lived here in Houston


7:03 is that Tuco Salamanca from breaking bad?


4:26 that is just tuco salamanca from Breaking bad no cap

Lmao and the guy as 5:14 looks like walt jr


You should go bowling With mango or apple


bro what was that music in the beginning when he was drilling in the coconut🤣


No diss but… why is the pro raw Dogger using his own head to bowl


Trolling is fine but cmon.. that coconut (im just guessing here) could mess up the lane mechanism and that means the bowling alley would lose money.. its ok to troll, to an extent, but risking damage to other’s businesses or private property is crossing the line. Its no longer funny, just juvenile.. maybe a lil funny.. but please, no mo


I told her "Bitch I'm him, quit playing".....


Why does the dude that pointed out the ninja turtle backpack look like that one actor that I can't remember the name of


https://youtu.be/_jd-SnjxZD0
Birds birds and birds

https://youtu.be/_jd-SnjxZD0
*Birds birds and birds*

https://youtu.be/_jd-SnjxZD0
Yes, the sequal is here

https://youtu.be/_jd-SnjxZD0
*Yes, the sequal is here*


Bruh I j realized that’s my home bowling alley jidion come to it on thursdays


@treyisbadyou can’t say that. That’s racist


Dear Demarcus Cousins the III, this video educated me about how you are not him. Thank you.


Nigga said “call me Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


@Law Bringer i meant ben from the app the one that goes yes no hohoho


4:58 why is he looking like no neck ed out here. smh


Bro really said it's a cosmetic like he playing fortnite lmao


Imagine getting vexed over bowling 🎳 how sad ur life must be


That 2nd bowling alley is crazy competitive. Ive been yelled at bc i got lucky on a few frames during a league😂


1:25 wait what’s her name I wanna look up her stats


I have idea for pt. 3 u collab with Mark Robber and get his remote controled ball and just beat everybody


This video is just a yikes 😂. He really desperate to make his money’s worth at the bowling alley even after getting told to get out.


Hi Karen, told you you’re not better. When is the Kamrun search on YouTube?


That’s where the meme came from ooooooooo


8:25 my god some old people are clueless. Take a joke or ignore him, lmao.


bruh that literally my uncle brother bruh wth on 5:24

@Estevan Pineda So your dad or your other uncle?💀


You legitimately give me so much anxiety


My Names Kyle Rittenhouse, Im Deadly Accurate LMAO


Bro the director looks like tuco Salamanca from breaking bad


never thought bowling could be such a toxic sport


Doesn't the owner kinda look like Tuco Salamanca?


LMFAOOO IM HIMMM LMFAOO THAT GOT TO HERRRRR LMFAOOO


I’ve been to the armadillo lanes place before bro they always mad


Lol these people make good marks and content cuz they take shit WAYYYYYY too seriously... like their blood pressures and heart rate must be highly unhealthy


People were back then really mad bcs of the war probably.


I thought that was a man in the thumbnail 😂😂


This is fucked as I used to bowl heavily in high school and know how serious people take it. The watermelon would probably do more damage to the pin retriever with all the juice and debris


"B*ch im him quit playing. Tryna ride with a boss well b*ch get in''


9:10 should have send he keeps following me around


These African dudes gotta chill with the BS. We don’t do this corny stuff over here lol


wait does he mean trap house as in like with aaron, corey, sam, jake nd colby?


This is where they get that edit for the u are not him that’s crazy I never knew it was from this video


Estoy en el zoo con los leones y apes y bears probablemente no la haces ahi


THIS WHERE THIS YOU ARE NOT HIM CAME FROM OMGGG


You are not him you are not him I told a bitch I’m him quit playing 🎵 🎶


AMEN🙏🏾💜✝✝💜✝💙🙏🏾

AMEN🙏🏾💜✝✝💜✝💙🙏🏾


You can do PED's?
Ya.. Bowling is not an actual sport
😂😂😂


OMG THE ORIGINAL MEME OF YOU ARE NOT HIM


Bowlers are the biggest schlubs society can produce besides bingo players.

Because they asked to stop acting stupid


Cume play with my boys! Ok watch me cocoNUT ON THIS FLOOR


The guy was acting like an irritating child


bro it's crazy these nobody cult like out of shape bowlers get blasted in front of 8.7 million people and then get recognized in public and act like they are famous now. They owe JiDion money.


I've hit 240! And 230 and I don't think I'm the Best WTF! I've only played like 4 times!


That Kyle Rittenhouse had me so gone. I barely listen to the rest of the video.


Bro's gonna be banned from the country soon


"You are not him!" "YOU ARE NOT HIM!" christians are weird bruh 😂


Who cares what average he said?, she’s getting all heated.


it wouldn't be a funny video if the people were chill


"i COULD USE SOME OF THESE ACTUALLY" OOHG HH NAH then he said "IM A TWO FINGER GUY" OHOHOHOHOHOH NAHHH k.


Do me a favour make a part 3 but you do it with a orange


What is the song called that he plays in the start of the vid


MY names kyle Rittenhouse I'm deadly accurate


is this where the u are not him thing came from?


Man bowlers rlly think they be like the top shit wtf dude


I'm an actual bowler, understand the anger of the staff and other tourney members. Used to think this shit was funny but now its lowkey annoying...


She said she don’t believe u average a 280 cuz I think she racist lol


can anyone tell me whats the song at the end🙏


I think I know more about 280 averages than you do genius


y she point up bro wtf no one said hes god LIKE WHAT LOL


bro THIS is where the you are not him lady is from?


8:27 xD i'm the best god there ever was why is that lady pointing to the sky? du*bf*ck


Funniest shit is that the police always becomes involved. "Bowling with a coconut" police in the intro.


You have a current of the owner at you, so you’re not better


Why do these people get so pissed about f ing bowling


This dude is the definition of cringy 😂😂


He is so disrespectful to authority. A horrible role model. He can be entertaining without being a jerk.

He's not even funny at all. The only funny bit was the woman saying "you are not him". Imagine trying to work and earn some money and then this prick comes in and makes your job harder


"Please don't start talking about my son" - Says the man who brought his kids into the conversation in the first place by offering them up as a substitute opponent for himself, 'cause he didn't want the smoke. If you don't want people talking about your kids, don't even mention that you have them. Easy fix.


Its always the female cops who be too serious


Not funny and disrespectful. I used to work at a bowling alley and whatever you throw back there has to come back through the ball chute and that coconut could get stuck and cause major damage to the lanes. Also there is a huge bowler fan base. They sign up for bowling leagues and come once, twice, maybe three times a week to bowl with their friends. They call it their second home. I swear social media f***ers these days would throw away respect for clout in an instant


The name of the song at the beginning please ?


Your vids are funny af but don't waste food though, that's legit idiotic.


yooo what happened to trisha paytas 0:06


Jidion is just menace of BLM to be honest


The comments are funny but a lot of it is just annoying and instigating its not that funny to ruin peoples days for views...


280 av Haha jidion scores a legendary 300


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people are so silly!! He's a YouTuber and her is extremely funny!! So I don't want to hear people cry and get angry over someone who is just plain hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂


小さいココナッツでボウリングって😂投げるなら大きなやつでやれよ

小さいココナッツでボウリングって😂投げるなら大きなやつでやれよ


Follow the Ten Commandments and God please 🙏🏽


When tourists visit America, this is the stereotypical image of pissed-off Americans. And the really scary part is, pissed-off Americans also lose their cool and behave very confrontational towards well-behaved people and bystanders if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Makes me appreciate cultures that uphold non-confrontational ways of resolving problems and disputes.


Jesus Christ will return tell people to spread the gospel


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I dunno, this is kinda like bringing a banana to a football game and telling the players throw this. Its just a little... not funny and not bright either. The league guys can have a stick up their asses at the best of times and even if you are chill league, there is always that group of stiffs that are going to make the night suck for everyone. No offense but as a someone who is chill league, the second you pulled out the fruit I'd calmly ask you to take a hike too man. Just not worth dealing with that stuff.


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I’m confused, do people actually think this is funny? No punch lines, no jokes, just pretty much harassing unsuspecting people


You are not him

I told the bi I’m him
Quit playin


Well that's one bowling rink I'll never put a single penny into. People need to learn how to "live" a little.


You don’t know nothing about bowling<br>If you think that is a amateur average 🤓🤓🤓

You don’t know nothing about bowling
If you think that is a amateur average 🤓🤓🤓

средний любитель


No your are him😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

No your are him😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊


That’s low key messed up bowling with coconuts, what if you mess up the machines? Also it’s disrespectful to the spirit of competition


It takes tens of thousands of dollars of equipment to operate a bowling alley. This guy is begging for a lawsuit.

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Why is it funny going out of your way to bother people doing something they enjoy I just don’t really get what’s funny

Yeah he's not even funny. I saw the "you are not him" clip so I was expecting the original to be a really funny video. But he is just acting like an irritating teenager. I think it is only kids who like his videos


Anything for attention. Anything for content. Personally, i dont think what you did is funny, at best it was corny.


@Liams_Phillies_Franchisedid you just laugh at your own comment?


None of this was funny bro. Disrespecting ppl with your lame jokes ..

It was funny when the older woman got pissed at the end but the fact this is living in your heart as a proud achievement dude that’s pathetic


As a european this is painful to watch to see how much you dogmericans care about bowling lmao


what this video has taught me is that professional bowlers are some of the biggest douchebags on the planet


Bowlers have to be the lowers of the low loosers


Wow.. annoying everybody and thinking its funny, what a sad guy you are.


being an asshole in public for youtube views, welcome to 2022, just report this shit for bullying/harassment.


what was the delusional dumb, idiot woman pointing at


White people really think they can talk to black people like they’re some piece of trash or something 🤔<br>Yet, with other white people, they don’t do that 🤔🤔🤔

White people really think they can talk to black people like they’re some piece of trash or something 🤔
Yet, with other white people, they don’t do that 🤔🤔🤔


Terrible N.A. humour. Purposefully antagonise people who are enjoying their passion. You have to be a <80iq 12yr old to find this guy funny.


How pathetic of a man do you have to be to act like this. Smh wilf


If BLM was right this man would have been shot 10 times over.


It's cool that severely autistic people can do so well now days


I’m gonna pull up to school with finger condoms just to ask kids “hey sir, want a finger condom?” Even if they are a lady I’m calling them sir 💀


"Officer, would you want a finger condom? 🙂" 💀💀


9:46 Jidion: hey officer would you care for a finger condom?
Officer: im good man


Can’t wait for jidion to pull a Michael Jackson and become white so less people call the cops on him for stupid shit


You are not you are not him a told you b!tch I him


boomers are kinda mad at you dog haha :DDDDD


He clown em all 😹😹😹😹 smother than ur dada


I honestly don't know how jidion let's people talk to him like that, half the people that disrespect him like that I probably would have slapped the shit out of 💀


Nah but nobodys talking about how he asked the cop if he wanted a finger condom😭😭😭


4:25 he looks like a fat verison of tuco


These niggas really think bowling is a leisure sport💀


i badly wanted that grandma to have a heart attack. hahahahahahaha


"officer, would you kinda like a finger condom?" LMAO


Lol dude you just insulted the white bowling nation and they are mad as heck  hahahahaha


How does it feel to know your parents failed you so badly?


I would have left the first time, they’re obv arseholes


I wouldve thrown the coconut at his head an ran

𝓝𝓘𝓐𝓗𝓢 𝓜𝓨𝓢𝓣𝓘𝓠𝓤𝓔🦋


The most fakest thing about the video is that the cops didnt shoot you 50 times throughthe head for being black

This is a joke...

maybe


Tell me where Brody Got a Fucking Coconut 😂


mf didnt just say im kyle rittenhouse i got a deadly shot


Why? The tiktok guy was acting like a complete dbag


i hate chocolate people

they are always like "hey u wanna buy chocolate" and i say no and then i say why did u chose to be a chocolate person and then they say " i didnt chose to be a chocolate person" and i say chocolate people suck!!!


fuck me these bowling marks take themselves seriously


This shit was racially motivated as fuck!😡🖕


Warning Jesus ✝is coming✝copy and paste this✝so more can see this✝share the gospel


8:30 I told a bitch I'm him quit playing


There’s kids getting blown up in Ukraine right now and these old racist yt dustbags getting heated over a coconut and a 280 average but we the sensitive shits that complain about everything apparently 😂😂

So If I started pissing you off constantly you wouldn’t have a right to be annoyed at me because of people dying in ukraine?


Teehee look at me potentially ruining the equipment in the bowling alley so no one can enjoy it, then the bowling alley has to pay to fixed it while I chase dumb internet clout. If a bus hit you and killed you instantly it would be too good for you


Im an older Christian Yo old white people seriously learn to laugh or the last days will be horrible. Youre not true grit youre soft, were fat varicose vein cream puffs give up the true grit jeezzzz!


Duck them, 280 is elite man, eir old ass can’t average 230 at all


8:06 that girl was full of shit. These are approved for bowling


HES THE ONE FROM BITCH IM HIN QUIT PLAYING


how fucked up is it that this bowling place threw him out when even the kkk didnt throw him out when he visited them.


Am I the only one that's always scared for this dude while watching his pranks????


Man shoulda said that he gets a 280 average cause he goes by ‘they/them’ pronouns, so he gets double points 😂


I have noticed one thing, Americans cuss more times than others . Cant they just use normal sentences with normal tone to explain themselves.  They all see its a prank, like chill dude, have some beer, take a deep breath


Why they always hating on dawg being a YouTuber


"you are not him" quotes by Karen herself


The face the dude made when you pulled out the coconut 😂😂😂


How isthe guy gay ngl those tiktokers that never be shit are so fucking racist


Well the girl saying you are not him aged pretty well. 🤣🤣


Yo bro I met you irl at Disney world you became Spider-Man taking pics of my ginger mum


this is on tik tok the lady: U aRE NOt Him :then tik tok vids: i am him wall some shit like that


Bro. I lost it when he threw that first shot and it went bouncing


8:27 I told the bitch I’m him quit playin


New subscriber, your content is awesome right down my alley 🎳 😎


Black people harassing and then play the victim card


“You ain’t throwing down that down the lane are you?” Nah it’s just for cosmetics


Was he in Brunswick? That man had a Brunswick shirt. I gots to meet him


I told her I am him b!tch quit playin 😏😏😏😂😂😂😂 jidion if this posts please like this you the real one ☝🏾☝🏼 it’s bigger than black and white


It's so crazy how you could keep your cool . Personally I would NEVER EVRRR let a old white lady speak to me like that and call me an idiot but that's just me .


8:50 Is that an actor cop? He looks like a twig.

8:50 *Is that an actor cop? He looks like a twig.*


alr but bowling at the bowling alley but on the wii


@3:46 ji really pulled up to the bowling alley in Pasadena tx ykyk 😂


"I'm kyle Rittenhouse I'm deadly accurate


it's hilarious how mad people get about the most random, insignificant shit


Had no idea the audio came from this video


People be entertained by bullshit. Clown


According to skilled bowlers, professional bowlers average 225-240. Therefore 230 is an average score. Ole girl was butt hurt.


"You are not him,you are not him<br>No I'm not him I'm him"😂😂😂😂😂

"You are not him,you are not him
No I'm not him I'm him"😂😂😂😂😂


“You are not him you are not him” <br>I told a bitch I’m him quit playing

“You are not him you are not him”
I told a bitch I’m him quit playing


This channel is so degenerate. The fact he gets these views show where our culture is or he’s being boosted. Prolly both lol


I love the videos but bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh mix the audio! I'm laughing 1 moment and deaf the next from the music! haha If you need someone to mix the audio, hmu


08:41 why does she hold the coconut like it’s poisonous


turn that music down bro your killing me


not cool to go in a place and act up like that just for views


Is it just me or u watched this video and when the lady said u are not him u are not him u thought of the sound on tik tok


I saw this scene on tiktok and I thought she was just being a Karen so I searched for the whole video and realized it's jideon lmao


Do you know how to carry a 280 average!?
You gotta be him, i am him
You are not him, YOU ARE NOT HIM!


First video of yours I’ve had recommended to me. This is painfully unfunny.


My names Kyle Rittenhouse, I'm deadly accurate lol


He said "my names Kyle Rittenhouse, im deadly accurately"


I even think the women relized she became a meme


Or would be more funny to report videos like this for harassment. REPORT pls


8:28 my favourite part “YOU ARE NOT HIM!” 😂😂


"It's not a coconut, but your going coco" 💀💀


Lady at 8:02 definitely yells at her husband and acts like the victim afterwards.


Everyone in that bowling alley looked like they're related XD


lol I love rewatching this bc that lady that said u r not him and u made the trend thing 😂


So is he actually good at bowling or is he just trolling?


Police officer is like a night school kid 🤣


you are not him you are not him i told a bitch im him quit playing turn around with a boss get head i stay in school like the michelen man


"MY names Kyle Rittenhouse and im deadly accurate" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 booolldddddd


Is that where the i told the bitch i him quit pkayin sound is from😂


bowl with sports balls like soccer balls footballs basketballs tennis balls


God bless you all , Jesus loves you all only he can save u repent and turn from your sins and accept Jesus as Lord and saviour and you will be saved. He is the only way to eternal life in heaven once you pass away its too late . ❤✝🙌<br>....

God bless you all , Jesus loves you all only he can save u repent and turn from your sins and accept Jesus as Lord and saviour and you will be saved. He is the only way to eternal life in heaven once you pass away its too late . ❤✝🙌
....


The short was funny... This full video was cringe...


That watermelon one doesn’t sound funny. That could of destroy all the bowling equipment and cost thousands to fix


He remind me of this one actor. His latest TV show was "invasion" he play as a marine or something like that.


Wooooooo these people are tight asses lol


the cop was controlling high laugh lol ong


Dear God. The amount of people in the world with no humor is hilarious.


You really need to learn proper bowling alley etiquette


This man said “they all on PEDs” at a bowling tournament I’m dead 😂😂😂!!!


Has he been cancelled by the bowling community?🥴😂


People are so fucking sensitive these days


bto just imagine going to the bowling alley and you see a coconut coming out the machine ontot the rack💀


“My name Kyle rittenhouse, I got killer aim”


Bro he said I've already been to jail while people were watching and hearing it  💀💀💀💀💀


Here is the part y’all are lookin for 8:28


U are not him u are not him” -whateva big yavo said


Yeah i respect the grind, but your troll game is off. Just comes off mad disrespectful yet doesn't make me laugh.


"you are not him" 😂😂😂 make that into a meme


You don't know nothing? So he knows everything? She knows nothing about math.


It’s funny cause they don’t take him seriously yet he’s making more money than all of them


“I know i have a coconut but your going coco”😂😂😂


“I told a bitch I’m him quit playin”- Big Yavo


“You are not him “ and boom a legend is made


Don’t mind me just coming back for the “you are not him” sound :)


“Kyle rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate” 😭


It takes no intelligence to constantly get reactions out of people like this, it’s not like making jokes, it’s not the same mechanics as being clever, it’s just edgy bullshit this guy sucks


Bro… you’re so freakn dumb…. I love it!!’ Hahahaha


walter would filp if this guy was at the alley


Bro looked like a victim in the short, but he's just an asshole


I'll call it, the next JayStation. Bet it will get worse over time, 1 year , maybe 2. 😉


6:25-6:28 😂😂😂😂🪦 dead he just walked off so disappointed


bro recalled payed 60 bucks for this vid


8:31 bro realizing his girl is gonna be a meme


“I’m loosing my patience”
What don’t be mad

“I’m loosing my patience”
*What don’t be mad*


Everyone in this video acted appropriately to absurdity . Lol  great content! You got balls! Im glad you stop when it starts getting disrespectful


Not a single bowler in the world: "I average 280."
JiDion: "I average 280."

As an actual bowler I'd actually be mad if this happened at a tournament.
Also, as a nigga that likes funny shit on Youtube I'm weak.


6:28 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6:28 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I didn’t even know people tryhard in bowling lmfao


These boomers take bowling way too seriously


u know he can use his head as a bowling ball


This where the your are not him meme come from 😂😂😂


This is how you prank! This could be a jackass bit 100% instead of those “ROBBERY PRANK IN THE HOOD” videos


"I'm Kyle Rittenhouse, I'm deadly accurate" Broooooo 😭😭


Using the “kyle rittenhouse” name without anyone even noticing lol


If anyone wants a religon baptism or baptist is a religon (basically a branch of Christianity) and god can be present in your life if you can believe in him .


this man hates the modern society, and the modern society hates him


Lmao this shit is fucking funny who doesn’t love triggered old people


Next you should do is bowling with a cantaloupe


This is where that u r not him I told her bitch I’m him quit playing


This guy doesn’t let people do their jobs


That guy running the tournament had a horrible attitude. Cant stand seeing people like that. Reminds me of how some people act in my town.


People that take bowling and sports soo seriously are the most BORING AND ANNOYING PEOPLE ! They are Karens! lol


When you said coconut thought you meant a person of colour who acts white


“I don’t have a coconut but you’re going coco right now”💀💀💀💀


Bro she's a meme now bet she's embarrassed 💀


Damn in the hood, bowling at emerald bowl. Someone just got shot and killed there couple nights ago.


No but im being so fr its always the white old ppl that dont get jokes💀


Dawg I know this place. I go bowling there on the weekends. This is Armadillo lanes in Pasadena Texas 😂😂😂😂


literally half the place hates him lmao. the camera gives him confience that atleast we like him


God bless you all , Jesus loves you all only he can save u repent and turn from your sins and accept jesus as Lord and saviour and you will be saved. He is the only way to eternal life in heaven once you pass away its too late . ❤✝🙌....


7:48 the class when the student punched the teacher


4:56 "Just tell him I'm Kyle Rittenhouse I'm deadly accurate" Bruh 💀


How many places has jidion been banned from lmao


“You are not him, you are not him” I told her bitch I’m him!!!


is she saying god has a 280 average in bowling?


Officer would you kinda want a finger condom? 😂😂😂


damn bruh she was laughing when he asked for her number at 3:54


@HerveyShmervy nah I’m him is just a saying it could mean a number of things like I’m that guy or I’m valid.

@Exhibit6 ah. Is that what JiDion meant too? That whole interaction confuses me

I think she means god. That’s why she pointed up


😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 6:38

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 6:38


No way he talking to police bout weed prices


So this is where you are not him came from


Kyle rittenhouse im deadly accurate🤦🤦☠☠☠


You are not him you are not him. I told her bitch I’m him quite playing


Bro I have literally been to Armadilla Lanes


When dude was ready to kill him and demarcus said "oh dont be mad"


Wtf is a 280 lol why it’s a big deal in bowling

It’s a really high and unrealistic score for someone that isn’t a pro. Max you can score in bowling is a 300.


bro where the fucking fuck you get these ideas from


americans are so rude wow, i would literally fight someone if they spoke to me like this..6:50


jidion has to go bowling with a pineapple and when they kick him out he has to yell “I WILL SAVE YOU SPONGEBOB” and then smash the pineapple on the ground


go kicked out by a member 😂 he ain't a worker ! just tryna be a hero that's all


That guy who said “there yo coconuts right there” 😹


Bruh he used my boy Kyle Rittenhouse lol.... Deadly accurate... That made me die.


(you are not him you are not him) I told a bitch I am him quit playing


“You are not him” “You are not him 👆” I tell a bitch I’m him quit playin


8:04 the way the camera goes down at the shoes 😭😭


who sees the edit when she says you are not him you are not him


8:25 "I told a bitch I'm him quit playin"


You are not him you are not him. I told her b*<b>*</b> I’m him quit playing. That’s all I heard when I saw that lady

You are not him you are not him. I told her b**** I’m him quit playing. That’s all I heard when I saw that lady


Do you think it hurts to sit with these people having sticks up their asses sideways? 😂


I finds this dude disrespectful, like childishly disrespectful, what if someone talks to ur mom like that dude, i understand you doing this for youtube but it’s just disrespectful.


I went to the 2nd bowling alley before that shi was dead


I think I’ve watched every video in the past 2 days


“I average 280” <br>Some random lady: “and I took that personally”

“I average 280”
Some random lady: “and I took that personally”


280 JiDion…? Everyone knows that amateurs don’t bowl 280s… I bet you don’t even know how to properly apply a finger condom for maximum bowling penetration. You make me, a proud PBA CARD MEMBER SICK! You are a disgrace to bowlers everywhere.


“My name’s Kyle Rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate.”


I have a strong feeling they said some side eye racist shit after he left


My finger herpes been flaring up lately 😂😂😂😭


I told her bitch I'm him quit playing wanna ride with the boss? Well bitch get in


“I know I have coconuts but you going coco right now”


8:27 I TOLD HER BITCH IM HIM QUIT PLAYING


Nothing more annoying than golfers and bowlers


“I would never do some dumb shit like that”


Idgaf if your a famous YouTuber or something, like said from a fat man at an alley 😂😂


People take themselves way too seriously


u r not him i told her bish im him quit playing


Bro why are people so angry over something like this 💀


I remember I watched you a wile ago when you only had like 400k subs now your 4 million


The whole joint is ready to kill him hahahahahahahaha


Why did I think coconuts were way bigger


That’s where “ you are not him” came from 💀


You are not hi- <b>random ass motivation music with some dude pumping.</b>

You are not hi- *random ass motivation music with some dude pumping.*


I need that shirt we’re i can get one 😂😂


“I’m Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate.” 💀💀


Who would call the cops on a guy who has a coconut?


I didn’t even know that thats where this meme came from


Went to a bowling alley without knowing bowling alley etiquette. Fuckin amateur I’m unsubscribing Demarcus


Bro you trolling the cops got me scared you gotta stop doing that😭


“You ain’t gonna get in my head”<br>I think I’m already in there” 🤣🤣💀

“You ain’t gonna get in my head”
I think I’m already in there” 🤣🤣💀


Nooooo SHOT anyone found this funny. This is like a Dollar Store version of Nelks bowling alley vids lmaooo


You are not him u r not him. I told em b*<b>*</b> I’m him quit playin

You are not him u r not him. I told em b**** I’m him quit playin


“My name is Kyle Rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate” ayoooooo 😭😭😭😭


Lmao people really getting mad over coconuts 🥥 😂


People in bowling alleys are full of cranky old people 😂


It makes me sad that people get so mad so quickly 😂😂😂😂 like at least calmly explain to the dude that it's bad for the machines or something lol and if it's not bad for the machines then wtf is the problem


"Your veneers are nice man but.." bruh💀💀


your not him your not hiim i started lmao


Ngl ppl in this video snow flakes so sensitive like damn let da man have some fun he aint doing nun to nobody


This nigga be using the wildest cheap drills 😂😂😂


lmao ik 100% that cop found the coconut ball funny asf later


YOOOO WHY ARE PEOPLE SOOO BUTTHURT 🤣🤣🤣 GETTIN MADS OVER ANYTHING 🤣🤣🤣


"Tournament going on in the hood" , Pasadena aint even that ghetto lmaoo.


I can already hear the tiktok edits of that lady


omlll it's cringeworthy seeing how seriously people take bowling like that lady lmaoo I was on a bowling team and I wasn't serious at all I had <i>FUN</i>

omlll it's cringeworthy seeing how seriously people take bowling like that lady lmaoo I was on a bowling team and I wasn't serious at all I had _FUN_


'Two in the fink one in the stink" hahahah


Hey bro I just subscribed today you know you’re so cool I just love the way the Lady said that you can  280 Only god could do that so why did they make a number up is 280 never understood that anyway bro love your video first time


“Bowling director” looks like the fat version of TUCO from Breaking Bad


So dude shows up and acts like an asshole and gets praised?


Dudes on a speedrun to get banned from every place of business in his city lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Q6S6IRmNY&ab_channel=Shabellow10

Went Golfing with Lemons


“Chats going crazy they are saying W cop” XDD


Damn, bowlers are kinda dicks eh?  Guess thats what happens when you take a silly game so seriously.


And if you do call the cops they will harass you and ignore what you say and let the other person go. I used to live in this apartment complex and the people above me fought alot and I never thought much of it but one night she was screaming her ass off yelling for help and I called the cops and they got confused and came and searched my place (no warrant)  and didn't believe me when I said it was the people upstairs and didn't even go up to check. A week later I found out she died that night. They didn't even bother knocking on their door even after I told them what went on but they kicked in my door and let my cat out. Fucking cops. Retards and bullies not smart enough to get a real job become cops. They could have saved her. She died because they were more worried about bothering me and letting the killer get away.


tell them i’m kyle rittenhouse deadly shooter😂😂


the guy in yellow looked so happy to talk to him :)


theres no fucking way he said you wanna meet on the hard wood floor😭😭😭😭😭


Bro said “call me Kyle rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate” noooo 😂 you crazy with. But great


8:28 who knew this would become a meme, and I wonder how the lady thinks about this 😭


Y'all should get girl camera people so the people that are trying to get you out can't touch her


Bro why are these people so tense gawd damn


Bro that lady was about to cry when he said I’m him


Shame on you for rewarding a little punk who thrives off ABUSING his baby momma!!
 He literally almost killed Kaylen and the baby, and you go reward that behavior with applause and money???
If this poor girl and/or her baby wind up in the hospital or dead you Sir along with TLC have ownership in that possible tragedy !!


Whyd she point uo like u was talking abt ur god like what the hell girl shes weirdd


You are an insufferable little man and your videos are only funny to boys that also share your level of maturity.


YOU ARE NOT HIM YOU ARE NOT HIM<br>I told the b- I’m him quit playing

YOU ARE NOT HIM YOU ARE NOT HIM
I told the b- I’m him quit playing


Next go to the driving range (golf) with little tikes golf clubs😈


VIDEO IDEA: DEMARCUS COUSINS MEETS DEMARCUS COUSIN


sorry kyle rittenhouse joke's repeating more and more shows its inadequacy :[ Otherwise genius video.


The girl who said you are not him you’re not him became a trend on TikTok


Who’s here after jidion became a famous tik tok sound ?🤣


That one guy cussing JoDion out was racially motivated 💀


Literally just found out about this guy from skeeter jean and i am deaddddd lol


U r not him u r not him I told a bitch I’m him quit playing


The you are not him tik tok brought me here 😂


I thought my man was a rawdogger but your wearing condoms now? SMH


This is hilarious but seriously jidion, what if this shit broke?


I still don’t understand why that lady is so heated


Why the guy at the second place look like big Ed from 90 day fiancé 💀🤚🏻


8:04 wth ? now they tell u what to wear, what's next,  they tell u how to shave ?


Bro has 4.69 million subs perfect number


bro when she mentioned the shoes and the camera man showed the crocks i was fucking dying


Imagine going bowling and a coconut pops out the machine😭😭


“What’s going on man” holding the vest

Ahhh man you got a chill ass cop 😂


“My name’s Kyle Rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate.” 💀


Thought he said you wasnt gon get in his head


watching this while drinking soda was not a good idea


the old lady in the beginning looked like that one girl from halloween


"i know i have a coconut but youre going coco right now"


Tell them Kyle rittenhouse is deadly accurate😆


“My names Kyle rittennouse im deadly accurate”—JiDion


Legend says hes average of 280 in the blood


Damn these bowling alleys really be racist then a mf


A black guy is Bowling with a watermelon and coconut, what comes next? Are you going to throw Chickenwings ?


Still confused with how a watermelon could be put inside the bowling machines with the balls 🤔


I have an idea on how to actually bowl with a coconut. Buy some real bowling pins, and use the coconut.


U got balls man if i did that shit i would be shiting my self


Bowling to make it out of the trap house


Bro that is so rude why would you do that like it's not funny you really like to mess up people's day just bc you fill like it like get a life


Why they do passionate about bowling 😂

It’s not even some world class tournament


bro even the cops cant stop jidion like mans the g


“You are not him you are not him” I told her <b>**</b> I’m him

“You are not him you are not him” I told her **** I’m him


in the hood lmfao i live like 5mins from there


“My name is Kyle rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate”


Ephesians 5:4 in the Bible: nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving


John 3:3 in the Bible: Jesus replied, very truly I tell you, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless they are born again


i can't believe some people are so crazy about bowling breh


I legit did not see him doing anything wrong it’s just other people wanted to complain a YouTuber I like is reacting to the sky and that’s how I found them it’s just him messing around I actually don’t see why anyone got so pissed off about


What are your averages? “About 130” just walks away 💀😭


Nigga's collecting places to get banned at like Thanos.


Man said, he living in the traphouse. hahahaha


8:20 bro on the left was trying to believe dat 😭


That artist guy made 5 star content and he don't even know it.


Bro really said I know I have a coconut but your going coco


Pasadena, Tx. Wow, been here numerous times. Hilarious 😂


"Sir! I know got a coconut right now but you're going coco" 😭


kept getting rejected in the vid guys acc a W man


Damm white people always taking shit seriously 😓😂


8:26
^ Where tf did she get that information🤣


This guy is clever, but what he is doing is wrong. He’s lying and breaking rules. He could damage the ball return in the lane with his coconuts. All for YouTube views.


“Haha I fuck with local businesses and piss people off for views! Please laugh!”


Believe that Jesus Christ is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, and you will be saved..Be baptized and repent of your sins. Repent simply means to turn away from your sins. God loves you and so do I.


Bro told the cops that the weed is going up and he live in a trap house 💀 😂


I don’t care about your pronouns wake up


I thought that bowling alley looked familiar turns out that’s the one right down my street 🤣 🤯 wtf yo


I was in a zoom class watching ur videos and i got kicked out of my class after i said i was a professional rawdoger and i almost got suspended respect


That lady at alley two was a little too pressed


It is time to get right with Jesus. nobody is automatically gonna go to heaven at the end of it, we all have lied or stolen or had sex before marriage and the punishment is hell. Jesus died so you can get a clean slate and forgiveness of a future sin when we confess and forsake it. When you start to follow him you have to strive to obey what he commands. Read the Bible!!<br>No one will enter heaven without the blood of Jesus. No other way but through Jesus

It is time to get right with Jesus. nobody is automatically gonna go to heaven at the end of it, we all have lied or stolen or had sex before marriage and the punishment is hell. Jesus died so you can get a clean slate and forgiveness of a future sin when we confess and forsake it. When you start to follow him you have to strive to obey what he commands. Read the Bible!!
No one will enter heaven without the blood of Jesus. No other way but through Jesus


That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.  Romans 10:9 ✝


He said he’s doing a subaton, chat going crazy 😂


Yoo so I already know that nobody is going to see this but I literally go to that same bowling alley btw it's the second one and if you could get jidion to see this it would be crazy


I’m deadly accurate had me dying 😂 so fucked but funny


“I’m him that guy”
“Your not HIM☝🏻”
No I’m not HIM I’m him”


Gotta be the coolest cop ever though. Dude vibe seriously like these people can’t take a joke I get it but if you come back you going to jail 😂


Coconuts are just big round chocolate nuts, its in the name


This shi gives me so much 2nd hand embarrassment bru 💀


mad cuz im flezing my 280..LMAO bro you are the goat right now. your videos keeping me up at night ahahahahah


Bruh what was the mph on those coconut throws


Is this funny? You're just ruining people's good time/hobby


Bro just proves we’re living in a simulation and you can do whatever


Next video: Went Bowling With JiDion's Head!


Way to build a relationship with someone and then completely abuse their trust and disrespect them


Stupid people find other stupid people and this is why this dude has subscribers. Lack of wisdom


See the thing is… he’s disrespecting the sport.  No respect for this internet clown


Can’t believe tiktok made a video with her voice over it 😂


So nobody knew who Kyle Rittenhouse was 🤦🏽♂


3:50 “my names Kyle rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate”😳


i wanna believe ole girl was a hall of famer i wonder what her name is


“my names kyle ritten house i’m dead accurate”😭😭


5:00 kyle rittenhouse im deadly accurate 💀


this bowling alley looks like my grandmas house.


Wow thats a pretty extreme reaction over that u could say they went coco nuts over it...


Liked before video even loaded. New this was finna be a banger


Bowl an actual turkey and say you got a turkey


bro why's everyone at a bowling alley so angry 😭😭😭

cuz they like 600 years old and dont know what else to do with their lives


Why do these people get so tilted I’d be dying of laughter


Its so funny that they're mad coz of a coconut


Fuck I lost it when bro saw the coconut 😂😂😂


“You are not Him!” Shut up lady. Get over yourself and your hobby.


Do people actually find this funny? He's just a public nuisance 🤷🏻♂


what's the name of the song in the intro


I'm using that kyle rittenhouse deadly accurate thing from now on


So what are the names and locations of these places?


Damn that joke was dark and pushing it but damn funny


When the cop saw the bowling ball he was about to burst with laughter hahaha


yo where he get the finger condoms from I need them for my uh... fingers


these bowling guys are serious about bowling


Bro is try to single handedly undo 50 years of progress 😂 this shit was stupid but funny asf


the bowling worker when he saw the bowling ball 😭


Bro how do u do this i cant do that everrrr😂😂


Brodie didn’t say his name Kyle Rittenhouse 😂😂


8:28 it’s the way she chose to misunderstand and get herself upset lmao


Damn it would be annoying having to deal with this dude in your establishment or having a serious job like being a cop and having to hear his BS.


What’s the name of the second bowling alley he went to💀


Why these people getting so pressed about bowling😂


This dude is just annoying lol but it’s cool


He started talking to the cops about weed😂


Watching white ppl get so mad is hilarious 😂


Wtf are these bowling terms. How good is a 280 average 😂


Wtf with old white ppl. Dont really dont like black folks


That woman took the "280 average" p way too seriously, lmaoo


Yo the people at that last bowling alley were salty as hell 🤣 why did the guy who was cursin get to stay?


Yo what’s with u and bowling with fruit🤣🤣🤣


Bro that one dude wearing the deca state bound shirt, every one went to state this year 😭


This is mad disrespectful to the bowling community honestly


Bro no WAY HE HAD THAT CONVERSATION WITH A COP


“Tell ‘em my name Kyle Rittenhouse I’m deadly accurate.” BRO😂🤣


My name's kyle Rittenhouse 😂😂😂 i lost it there..


Honestly funniest guy on the planet.  Bro you have the biggest balls in the fucking world. Like you have no fear cause you literally will do anything. Respect to you for the only YouTuber I know who has never faked any prank. You are the fucking G.O.A.T NO CAP


This mf was in Pasadena, right down the road from me 😂


Bro this nigga is going stooopid, at least three million views every video


So funny JiDion, Keep up the good work! Love, your biggest fans, Evan J and Katey G... ps. will you come to my birthday party? it was ninja turtle themed but I changed it because you said that was for babies.


ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ!!!

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ!!!


8:30 “no I’m not him, I’m him” “you’re an idiot” had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣

This part the only reason I picked out the video


Tell em' to get Kyle Ritennhouse because im deadly accurate


“It can hit more pins” then hits only one


Dude you really need to get a life. You are just being disrespectful to these people who just want to have fun. Grow up

@Rambling Rob no shit, i never said it was fun for those grumps

@Confused Dodoling bro he got kicked out lol that means the owners didn’t think it was fun lol

You taking this seriously?<br>There was no disrespect just fun lmao

You taking this seriously?
There was no disrespect just fun lmao


8:18 lmao dudes wife was all angry and dude was just amazed LMAO


"I'm here to win it all; rent money is due."


This man got the Balls to Ask the cop for a Finger condom 😂


Bro please bring PLAINPOTATOES out of retirement


2:15 when he threw that coconut the first time 🤣🤣🤣


Sensed a Lotta racism in that 2nd place☠☠


I didn't know bowling people were a bunch of salty losers LOL


Lmao I used to go to this bowling alley back when I was younger


The second bowling alley took a huge L when they kicked him out for apologizing to a dude being a dick.


Damn they be having females partners in the police force


This man lives in indiana or something bc the house is built really similar


Jidions life is a funny ass movie man lol, god bless


imagine calling the cops on a guy using a coconut as a bowling ball


“ Gas prices are going on and that’s effecting exotic weed prices “ bro do you think of this stuff on the spot LOL


Yo wtf I swear u just hit 1 million a few months ago ‼ Now u at 4 mill …Congrats bro you doing it ❤🔥❤🔥


No way he’s walking to cop about weed bros kids gonna be legendary 😭😭


At nigga said I already been to jail lmao 🤣


Bro was saying sorry to the dude and they kicked him out for it wtf


That woman defo got a 230 average or else she wouldn’t be that mad


Without Jesus and holiness no man will see God. No Muslim is holy
No Buddhist is holy
No religion leads to true holiness. It is only found in a relationship with Jesus Christ!
You don’t have religion with your parents do you? Neither do I with my God. He’s real and wants to know you! He will send you to hell if you continue to be a child of the devil. How do you know you are a child of Satan? You commit sin! The bible says he who sins is of the devil!

1 John 3:8-9 KJV
[8] He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. [9] Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Cry out to God in humility and watch him change your life. Start to obey Jesus and follow him


He will be known by every cop in the country 🤣


Why dude at 1:33 look like Damien Lillard and Jidion combined 😭


You know what they all say , no cuts no butts and no coconuts


why do younger cops always start off with the "whats going on man" its so funny


imagine getting called by a FURIOUS KAREN on the phone to report to the police someone has a coconut….


Damn these bowlers are bunch of snowflakes lmao "young generetation is soft"


Right the cops actually get the jokes and are chill JiDion is harmless that generation of people have no sense of humor or fun


There were like 40 ads on this video so annoying lol


Bro said "I'm Kyle Rittenhouse, I'm deadly accurate" LMAOooo


AYO! JIDION IS RELATED TO DAMARCUS COUSINS! HE REALLY THE THIRD! Basically, can you make a video breaking ankles?


Bro said “say Kyle rittenhouse is here I’m deadly accurate” 😂😂


Names Kyle Rittenhouse <br>I'm deadly accurate 💀💀

Names Kyle Rittenhouse
I'm deadly accurate 💀💀


Lmfao bro that cop was actually mad chill


That one karen at the end thought someone cared about her being a 🤓 at bowling


Dude these people freaking out be the clowns


my girl just ended eveything with me by blocking me on eveything i couldn’t sleep and decided to watch u bro ur videos bring so much laughter to me been here since like last year love ur vids dawg


"I'm kyle rittenhouse. I'm deadly accurate"


Bro I wish you pretend to dash on the cops when they let you sit down 😆 🤣

W vid


Bowling and god is all that lady has. She was ready to snap😂


Bro didn’t hold back telling a police that 🍃 prices where high😂😂


Why did them old people look like they were about to cry over some bowling 😭 <br>they must’ve realized he’s him 🏂

Why did them old people look like they were about to cry over some bowling 😭
they must’ve realized he’s him 🏂


One day, JiDion will have been banned from every place in America.


I didn’t trust the video so I watched it for the first 6 mins without the audio on 😭😭💀


I didn't know Walter White was into bowling.


at the end of the vid you always gotta turn down ya phone


Broooo i swear it’s like i can’t watch these 😂 😂


"my names kyle rittenhouse im dead accurate" 💀


what most people don't understand is that those machines are designed to pick up only AND ONLY bowling balls. You force the machine to pick up any other stuffs, it can damage those machines. So i do understand the fustration of the staffs. But still funny as hell


bro the lady who was mad ab him joking about his average LOL


this dude is still not in jail??? he pushes everyone, even joe biden, to they 99% limit and just pops out at 1%


The amount of Karen’s at bowling alleys is appalling


One day jidion gon be banned from everywhere in US


why do these people get so offended over fucking bowling jokes


Jidion only guy that will say anything infront of a cop🤣😭


This is very funny to watch, but you shouldn't do this. Bowling lanes can cost more than 50k (I think) and the thing you are doing can damage the pin setters.


“Two in the fink, one in the stink” lmfao


People are sooo butthurt lol, tripping about the shoes 🤣 what does it matter?


Bro i cannot be watching this guy when my roommate tryna sleep, I laugh too much I wake him up.


I fell behind on watching and so I’m tryna get caught up now and I wish I saw this when it came out cuz I would’ve been way happier


When I was like 13. I threw a bowling ball with a healium ballon taped to it and the ribbon jammed up there machine. it was so funny. Haha


James 3:10 From the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers, these things ought not to be so. Also Jesus is king God is king


jidion do acting like a empployee at targer


People are so uptight man I can't believe it.


Why she brought God into this 😂 “you are not Him” 😂


Repent before Jesus Christ before he come back to get his people before it’s too late ⏰ .


Jidion heads looks like a coconut, he should roll and be a substitute for a bowling ball.


I need the money please don’t kick me out🤣🤣


My favorite menace... How does he do these things and not feel some kind of way,  I would break so fast😆😆😆


That was not a month ago that was like almost the beginning of the year🤣 I love u man and I love ur vids😂


I know that cop lmaoo hes cool he pulled up when this guy hit my car n helped


“My name is Kyle Rittenhouse.. I’m dead accurate.” Oh nahhhh 😭😭😭


“My name Kyle rittenhouse I’m very accurate”  🤣


LMAO. too funny. like seriously. TOOOOO funny.


230 average is a beginner. I get a 300 average. I’m him as well


Im kyle rittenhouse and im DEADLY ACCURATE😭


was col rittenhouse supposed to be like cory in the house


THE Bowling community is full of great people


im tryna bowl to get out the trap 😂 yo how many bowls did you hit before you did this one lmao


I need that finger condom but I don’t do bowling


Since I found u on YouTube a while ago ur probly my favorite youtuber


Yoooo when he said he was Kyle rittenhouse lololol


Damn people so serious about their bowling.


She had to nerve to really use her sleeve so she won’t touch the coconut…people I swear


Lol he definitely was in that dudes head lol


OMG...Yea That's the trap house...🤣💀...That was golden 🤣😭🤣


Bro it’s bowling why do they care so much 😭😭


Why they getting vexed over bowling averages 😭


"Bro can you run back and get my coconut real quick"


Jidion should I turn my cat into a bowling ball?


bro jidion you live in my home town dawg


This shit got me cracking tf up why people be so mad lmao I would be dien 🤣🤣


why are the cops always nicer than the karens lmfao


john 3:15-18 KJV❤ 15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.


By 2024 JiDion gonna be banned from earth


I have no idea why idiots like this exist. Clout is helluva drug man


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I enjoy the content but, he like doesn't care that he's banned from his local bowling alley anymore?


my names kyle rittenhouse im deadly accurate


White lady really thought he meant God😂😂


watch out the 5'3 guy is losing his patience


Watermelon is just cosmetics
Proceeds to bowl with it
Lmai


That coconut looking like it smoke backwoods 😭😭


This is 911 emergency services how can I help you?

"Hi, someone is using a coconut at a bowling alley and I'm a grumpy lonely person who can't have it when younger people have fun."
"Please get him out of here"

*This is 911 emergency services how can I help you?*

"Hi, someone is using a coconut at a bowling alley and I'm a grumpy lonely person who can't have it when younger people have fun."
"Please get him out of here"


So why have to be that embarrassing to get people watching this video


* mini orgasm * as the subtitle when she just sighs, lmao


Why do people hate there lives so much Lmaooo


This is the most unfunny dude I’ve ever seen, I can’t believe y’all made this popular


Those people are mad over a little joke. <br>Legit pissed someone off cuz of offering finger condoms. Lmao

Those people are mad over a little joke.
Legit pissed someone off cuz of offering finger condoms. Lmao


5:15 I just found the wish version of Ash Cash


Watching this while cooking but "I'm deadly accurate" thew me off lol. He ain't right


What's your name? "Kyle... Rittenhouse " had me dead


Boomers are so damn sensitive damn 😭😭😭😭😭


Imagine you made this and said it’s cia approved


Bruh I read the title and started cracking up 😂💀


The second bowling alley is in my home town how funny!


Im so glad you had beef with Poki LMAO i mean.. im happy but sucks about you getting banned. <br>It's just without her i wouldnt have foundout about you and Im glad I did bc your videos are fucken hilarious LMAO

Im so glad you had beef with Poki LMAO i mean.. im happy but sucks about you getting banned.
It's just without her i wouldnt have foundout about you and Im glad I did bc your videos are fucken hilarious LMAO


5:46 that man was the only one who  was kind enough to assist you on putting the finger condom love 😂😂❤


“Can you run back, and get my coconut real quick” 😂


no way he offered a police officer a condom


why was that lady taking it so personal😭😭😭


I wonder if he got the coconut from a swallow


bowling alley #2 wasn’t having it wit u today😭


the bowling ball after the video : 🎳 —> 🤰


Opinion of Bowling Alley #1 - What a bunch of stuck up self-righteous bitches lol.

Opinion of Bowling Alley #2 - What a bunch of stuck up self-righteous bitches lol. Also the old lady "Don't know nothing" .... really lol?


How you keep getting away im hella dead W cop tho


Now bowling alleys gonna end up checking your ball sack lol


All these people mad at him and he’s literally could buy the entire place lol


Jit trippin you look like Matt from wii sports


This shit was pretty funny and I find this dude slightly annoying


YOURE NOT THAT GUY PAL, YOURE NOT THAT GUY


I thought u were calling the woman a coconut


That's it! I'm starting a band called Screaming Palm Trees.


no way people take bowling that serious jesus man


Cant believe they robbed him of his coconut like that, that aint fair


man said "just call me kyle rittenhouse im dead accurate"


THIS IS SO FUNNY THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE GETTING SO PRESSED ABT BOWLING HAHAAHHA


Didn't u did this with a watermelon B4 you blowed up


there's no way I just saw a black man gag at coconut water


Yooooo that’s Armadilla lanes in Pasadena I go there all the time


Thinking it's over until bro pulls out the coconut 🤣


Alright it’s funny but I feel like the clean up of the watermelon and maybe even a coconut if it breaks would be difficult


The part with the officer is funny asf!😂


DDDDDAAAAAAAAA🤣🤣🤣THIS MF DID NOT PERFECTLY KNOCK THAT ONE CORNER PIN DOWN LIKE THAT..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣MILK CAME OUT MY NOSE SEEING THAT AND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT..I HAVENT HAD A GLASS OF MILF IN 20 YEARS...😭


Why do people act like jackasses in public. Like what the fuck is wrong with people.


Bowlers and Golfers are the most unchill people.


To anyone reading this Jesus Christ loves you have a blessed day❤✝🙏


Ok imma say it. .Jideon is the fuckin goat.


Yo Jidion, you should do a part three of going bowling with an orange 🍊🎳


the guy from the second alley kinda looks like tiko from breaking bad if he met dunkin doughnuts


Ohh they’re mad racist in that second bowling alley


"bowling is a leisure sport" 5 seconds later.... "do u not know bowling alley etiquette?!?" bruh i thought it wasnt that serious


As a bowler, this is both funny and disrespectful


"Chats going crazy, they are saying W cop" 😂😂😭😭 i'm deadd


"I could actually use these i think" lmao what 5:40


give scoob mod back please and ty and also I fw your videos heavy Widion


bro last time i watched you, you had like 500k and that was 3 months ago, and now you have 4 mil lol It was a big suprise


i applied for a job at the first bowling alley he went to and they never called back


People take themselves too seriously lmao


how long does it take for his merch to come?


Video idea: try to get into the press room from an nba game and ask stupid questions to the players


For the "Its bigger than black and white" merch you should make the word "Its" bigger than "black and white"


You and RossCreations carrying the absolute fecal matter out of youtube lately


You woke up my cat running with dat hahahahahahah


Did u give Karl Lemmons a ring yet? Mans wants u to meet his snowbunny


The tournament director was very unprofessional by the way he cussed you out in front of everyone.


“**mini organism**” 💀💀💀💀💀 im dead bru LMFAOOOO


I love this man but man these pranks put my anxiety through the roof


"You are not him" has to be up there with "Its Giving Bozo"


these arent even funny.. it’s disruptive. i get thats its meant as a joke but this is just 0 common sense behavior 🤦♀


i hope he never gets chased by the cops cuz his enormous balls gonna slow him down


She was like “u not him👆” like she thought he was talkin abt Jesus n shit😭


You gonna upload the video of you getting a haircut at the T wolves game. I saw you and was dying


“Im kyle rittenhouse im deadly accurate”


8:10 “is that the type of guy you are? You’re wearing crocs” 😂


You no scout or 280 average?<br>Pft…… peasant.

You no scout or 280 average?
Pft…… peasant.


“Rittenhouse? <b>proceeds to write down</b> “

“Rittenhouse? *proceeds to write down* “


while i do think this video is funny throwing a coconut down into the machine is like ruining a car engine or breaking a clock those machine are so intricate and very hard to clean its theres no way for them to take the machine apart and get whatever scraps left from the coconut was left
your pretty much looking at at least above 400 dollars in lost revenue because the machine would be down for at least 4 to 5 days maybe longer
if you think im exaggerating look at the brunswick a25's there's some videos on them


Lmfao "You are not him" <b>Points up to the lord when the lord is right in front of her</b>

Lmfao "You are not him" *Points up to the lord when the lord is right in front of her*


Bro was bout to will smith you bout his son 🤣🤣


My uncle is a pretty big bowler averages high 200s goes to Reno every year and would probably just laugh like what a moron and go about his day people are so sensitive w video


YOU ARE NOT HIM, points to the sky. Does she mean God, like what? Lol


NAH BRUH THAT COP CHILL BRUH. WHERE YOU LIVE? I WANT A COMMUNTITY LIKE THAT


Damn they got so mad I mean as long as it don't do damage I don't see the problem


You gotta put the “YOU ARE NOT HIM” at the end now💀💀


Lmfao when said I’m him and she was asking with the might of god himself


If you’re reading this Jesus Christ loves you unconditionally and He will never leave you 💛❤💛❤💛❤💛


you are not him! 👩🏻🦳 ☝ you are not him! bruh theese karen’s need to fucking chill


I didn’t know you uploaded a new video until now


8.00 he’s wearing crocks while bowling 😂😂😂


Turn to Jesus people he died for your sins, Repent of what the New Testament describes as sin. Believe the gospel obey the teachings of Jesus documented in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Jesus is the only way to be saved, be baptized if you have faith in Jesus then you will live life with him as your example. If you need prayer i'll pray for you. If you want to keep contact with a brother in Christ i’ll keep contact with you. The love of God is beyond our understanding. God bless.,.


I just got shot not with a bullet but with your upload schedule


I know the second guy his son had that backpack because he has autism.....not cool but you probably did not know


Yo, 69,000 more subs on jidion premium and he hits a mil, not a coincidence


"My names Kyle Rittenhouse, I'm deadly accurate." 💀💀💀


I’ve finally figured it out, Borat/Sasha Cohen.  JiDion is the black version of Borat


The fact that I know where this bowling alley is In Houston makes it funnier since I go there a lot 😂😂😂


bro this content is stale i want you to be funny so bad


Jidion go to the world fishing fair this week in Springfield


Broo that the cop  took me in lmao shoot out htx


So funny how they are getting heated over boiling


3:48 “My name’s Kyle Rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate” 😂 bruhhh


"you are not him!, you are not him! ...yes ik☹


Do YoU nOT kNoW bOwLiNg AlLeY eTtIqUeTtE


do you not know bowling ally etiquette⁉⁉


best troll on the web man i fucking love it


I get second hand embarrassment from yo videos 😂😂


you are not HIM <b>points to the heavens</b>


hahahahaha him trolling people with under developed brains is the best thing in youtube!


This the only YouTuber I laugh every video


Do they not know that a professional rawdogger is standing next to them?


why they kick him out tho when he went to apologize to that guy?


“If I bowl a strike can I come back in?”

Heh


To think I was at the 2nd bowling alley a week before this was uploaded could’ve been there


Homie was really finna call his boys to come bowl you 😂


I mean she does have a point on the bowling etiquette, dont you know you are supposed to wax your ball before you bowl. I think thats why they were really upset


This dude is 10% funny 10% rude 80% obnoxious.


@jidion you made it to espn my guy!!! https://youtu.be/2JrZceK0jGk


Hey Julian Long time you were here been watching you since you love Lizzo and you since you got knocked out in the fucking boxing match just want to say you’re great I want to ask a question. Are you going to do a April fools special?

I did all this by push and it’s all on talk to text so your name is Julian on this but I meant to say jidion.

Ps. I had to type it by the way


Someone need to find all they kids and tell em how lame they parents is


For a video drop a breefcase full of  n word passes


Jidion stop this old focks can't handle the stress bro<br>Relax

Jidion stop this old focks can't handle the stress bro
Relax


Hello everyone who is watching this video! how are you feeling?


WOW I didn't realize the people who bowl are in a cult. These people are nuts!


have you heard of kev wills the leader of the street gang?


“Chat sayin W cop” had that cop blushin 😂


Bruh, the karen at the end complaining about the shoes always gotta say something. They never know to just stfu lmao. Always gotta get they 2 cents in


they sent the recruits x)<br>most of all.. this video felt.. routine.

they sent the recruits x)
most of all.. this video felt.. routine.


LMFAOOOO JIDION BETTER WATCH OUT WITH THEM WHITE FOLKS


I would of hit the first guy with the coconut on his coconut head lmao


Ok I’m sorry but they gotta stop hiring skinny cops it literally anybody could body slam him I know my limit’s cause I too am I skinny guy 8:47


Officer would you care to want a finger condom?


Jidion used to be funny now he’s just obnoxious asf!! His YT Shit is kinda annoying but I fuk with his live streams!!


Jidion can we please get merch of you getting your haircut court-side.


Maaaaaaaan i was waiting for him to say “woah woah woah Black Lives Matter! They kicking me out cause I’m black” 🤣🤣


CAN'T WAIT ON THE "GETTING A HAIRCUT ON THE SIDECOURT" VIDEO


These people got me going coco 🤣🤣 And then he got a permanent ban by the cops 🤣🤣🤣


“You are not him” lmaoooooo she really said u not dat guy


Bowling is trash.. bowling with coconuts is the life


thats nor cool there just trying to work at their jobs man


Ik copper field bowling alley when I see it, I can smell the cigarettes thru the phone


I told you he was next up

https://youtu.be/IuRAoi_6KS8


Ayo I took a girls v card in the parking lot of the second bowling alley armadillo lanes good times


Wtf I just found out YouTube randomly unsubscribed me…but I’m back!


I subbed to you about 3 days ago you are awesome cousins


Dude has no limit doesn’t give a fuck bout nothing and I fuck with it


I just found out about your page. Did I miss the Tyrone shirts?


get a haircut while at a basketball game lol


What all star lanes were you at for the first one like what state


Bro jidion strait Wylin bro he be the coolest dude on YouTube na screw that he he the coolest dude in the world


I dislike people that cuss people out for no reason


JiDion you should go to the worlds most haunted hotel no faze rugging


Man did not get his coconut back, what a sad moment in human history.


I’m fucking dead bro, I’m so glad I found this channel


they so mad over bowling bro the least talked abt "sport" the biggest and oldest mfs out here getting defensive over bowling bruh shit funny


As a bowler, this shit would get you knocked out.


Man what? how does this man have 4 Mil let give this man 5 Mil


You should do a video of you legally changing your name to Demarcus cousins the third


this mf does the most insane shit I love it


"I'm Kyle rittenhouse deadly accurate"😂😂😂


Why did they kick him out for trying to squash the beef 😂


I can't wait for YourRage to react to this 9:26 (pause it and look at the bottom right) ;))


Bro started crying after he heard “1v15” 💀


damn, I hate bowling purist. So annoying.


bro Jidion be making the most creative shi BRO IS BOWLING WIT A COCONUT 😭


My merch jus came in today; best purchase ive made in a while


Shit got me mad they treated my nigga jidion fucked up🔥🔥🔥 vid


yo jidion you need to crash weddings for a video


A watermelon and now a coconut🤣 man you are hilarious!


Jidion my parents bowl at the first place i have a picture over by the vending mechian and theres a light skin guy with braids who works the cook area


Jidion dont listen to em, YOU ARE HIM!!!!


Jidion go on America's Got Talent Tyrone diss track


Damn everyone hating on jidion😂 gets yelled at by a man girl n two girls then Karen’s now a old man n a fat dude


Why does the cop look like he’s still in high school lmfao. Cops are a joke.


Before watching this karl better be in it


What is Guzman el chapo doing in this video 😂


The exotic weed has gone up reallllllyyyyyy holy sht


What is the song called that in on at his outro


This Karen took it so personal like does she even watch YouTube and think it’s a joke does she live in her house staring at the wall n not knowing wtf is going on in the world like pls stfu 🤫😭😭😭🥶🤣


I don’t get why ppl can be so dumb and not think it’s a joke and pranks on YouTube ppl just acting so mad got me laughing 😂


I hate Karens if u don’t know about the AVERAGE of bowling u must be dumb like Karen is for show this was funny asf 😭😭😭😭


Is that a real tat or just for bowling ??


This was hilarious but that’s some expensive equipment the first people had every right to be pissed lol that’s there life right there.


Old people be getting so fucking mad 🤣🤣🤣


The laddy with the glasses rly was mad dude


You are a terrible example for black youth across America


its a prick move but its fucking hilarious


Did the guy win though we know he’s subscribed


I get ur gonna piss people off but damn people get so mad lol. You can tell people just hate their lives. I used to get mad about the little things but if I seen this shit in public i he laughing my ass off. People need to realize it ain’t that serious 😂😂 but still love the content brother. Makes my day easier.


I admire how easily you can put up with these fat racists !!!


it ain’t a public jidion vid without the police getting involved 💀


how these people so pressed about bowling 💀


That one guy “  you stop the clowning around or get the fuck outta here” 😂😂


its ok jidion enjoy ur time im next up imma take ur spot reeeeaaaaaaal soon


JIDION UR THE GOAT MY BROTHER FOT THAT COCONUT


8:28  when you finally meet up with the guy you have been talking to on  facebook


“I’m him” YOU ARE NOT HIM!!! 😂😂😂 no not “him”


i remember you had less than 100k bruh now you famous as fuck


LMAO dude this is mad trolling. love it. and the weed prices to the cop LOL


Why do they get so pressed at a n obvious joke. Coconut down the lane is maybe the worst he did.


Wtf but its pba approved tho i got the same one


This mf so fast but so stupid at the same time it’s impressive 😂😂😂


This reminds me of nelk before they fell off from pranks.


Yo, I go to the the first bowling place frequently. It's right in front of my middle school. I live like 5 minutes from it. Dang I really wanted to meet him. 😆


We need more sports content shits dumb funny n


Jidions pronouns are
Kyle Rittenhouse/Marques Brownlee/Demarcus Cousins III.
Also where can i buy a finger condom, been searching one that’ll actually fit, iykyk


I hate people like them the dudes at the tournament


What kinda of bowling shaped like a coconut I’m asleep 🤣💀💀


YouTube unsubscribed me from your channel for not watching in 3 weeks lol


”My name is Kyle Rittenhouse, I’m deadly accurate”💀💀💀


Bro how many have u got banned from going too


Nah Demarcus lowkey u did too much in the second bowling ally by throwing the coconut after they asked u to leave


You should come to Reno Nevada and go to coconut bowl and bowl with a coconut💀💀


You are not him gotta be the next it’s giving bozo


jidion should go to a yu gi oh tournament <br>like if u agree

jidion should go to a yu gi oh tournament
like if u agree


Yo J when da vid coming out where you get a hair cut court side in a basketball game


You can hit more pins

hits exactly one pin


Bruh this is all fun and games until this shit fucks up the pinsetters that can cost upwards of $100k each. Also it is rude as fuck to show up to a tournament and pull this shit. There’s nothing wrong with taking a sport seriously. Everyone wants to enjoy themselves, but this guy needs to find a way of doing it without fucking up other peoples experiences and bowling lanes. I’m really surprised the bowling alleys weren’t more brutal. Imagine if you really liked football and you were having a big game and some fucker just came in and sabotaged your equipment.


bro was talking about weed in front of the feds ☠☠


3:54 barely walks into the bowling alley
“Oh yeah it’s giving bozo” 🤡😂😂

3:54 *barely walks into the bowling alley*
“Oh yeah it’s giving bozo” 🤡😂😂


this ish does not sound like a leisure sport LMAO


All those ppl needa b beat tf up for their attitude real talk


24 hour livestream doing this shit for charity. Let’s save all those Nazis in Ukraine


i swear some ppl are like too fucking awkward and dont have a sense of humor bruh