Men, YouTube is just a fucking site in this wonderful ocean called Internet, is nothing without you and all the people who want to share what they like, YouTube will never disappear or change as long you and everyone go to some other site.

One problem with that: there are no other sites (that will stay afloat for long thx to youtube's monopoly)


Is that Simpsons hit and run music i hear?


<b>age restriction</b> looks like YouTube is mad

*age restriction* looks like YouTube is mad

I guess youtube can't even handle the tiniest bit of criticism 😂😂😂


Why is this being recommended to me NOW? lol


3 views
344 likes
124 comments
Seems legit.


Thoughts:
1. YouTube is by far the largest site of its type. It has essentially made its category a monopoly. No one can set up anything to rival it, and expect to win before going broke.
2. YouTube is not, and cannot be, regulated by any governmental entity anywhere as to its conduct or practices. The most any government can do is regulate the receiving end (i.e.,your or my ability to get it, within their borders).
3. YouTube has become a perfect example of a capitalist corporation in a "deregulated" environment, who has become a "winner" in its category. Capitalists dream and scheme of becoming dominant in their categories like YouTube is in its.
4. "Free-market libertarians", ancaps, and other right-wingers have claimed for a very long time that the Market or the Customers or somebody could regulate or punish a corporation like this in a "regulation-free" system where nothing is torn down but the rules. They swear up and down they can bring any 'bad actor' in that space to heel if they need to, without resorting to law or other statist means.
Well, guys, girls, Pepes; here's your chance to prove it. Go get 'em, and good luck.

D Snodgrass You started off good, but the second I pressed "read more" it spiraled into socialist bullshit. PLEASE for the love of god learn the difference between 'Capitalism' and 'Consumerism' before ranting about how the government should have more control.

By the way, Google rose because the taxpayers subsidized it. That means that wasn't the fault of deregulation especially when one: taxes had risen on corporations before Trump lowered it and two: we have anti-trust laws still on the books. If it was deregulation then why are people having problems to start their own company, a tech company? That has to be because of the red tape. Let me be clear on this: I am not an an-cap; I actually condemn an-caps.

I don't think many left-wingers, especially on the internet, aren't against lessening copyrights, and Google getting sucked off by politicians, pretty much applies to right-wingers also (The Democrats are essentially centre-right with centre-left elements) only really effects bribes - to change laws and regulations on Google's behalf - Google has the power in that situation and its uses that power, yet again, to simultaneously deregulate and unnecessarily privitise, a free and open internet. Anything you would call 'left-wing' about Google is in the social opinion aspect - and thats mostly in response to a generally liberal public.

They censor right-wing social opinions, like every corporation ever (inclusivity = more customers) - even in a Hillary Clinton Democratic America, you have the power of the corporations.

Wolfin I participated in the campaign against the Rewind; did you? Also,  there is no "hurry up'- feel free to take all the time you need. Just let me know when and where you're doing it, that I may choose to join in; if I like it.

"4. You said it can be fixed, now hurry up, do it - I'll sit back and watch"

shadowslayer205 I hear you, but that's a macro lens view, that obscures a tremendous lot of nuance. This is a specific case that provides a clear-cut opportunity to test the libertarian thesis that people can redress their grievances against a monopolistic corporate power directly, and make it comply with its own stated policies. You don't like that YouTube "picks winners and losers" on their platform? Make them stop doing it. If you can, you've scored a major victory for your ideology; by showing that it can work.

The Pope That's one factor, among others, Your Holiness. Because YouTube exists beyond the national level; no one government CAN essentially directly regulate it. Much like many, many other corporate entities in the 21st Century world; yours included. The best they can do is regulate whether or not it can be consumed within their borders (like China).

Piano Aquieu I'm sorry my comment was too complex for you. I can imagine those iq points are very precious, due to their scarcity.

Borz the Spectator OK, that's true. Do you have the leverage, then, over the advertisers to enforce your will upon YouTube? How many steps of remove  must you overcome to make them act in the way you believe ethically consistent? Can you overcome them all? Now's your chance to show us.

Shedewbeast 300 That's the "receiving end", buddy. How it all gets to you. As I spoke of.

I didn't say that "right-wingurzz are teh problem", geniuses. I said that right-wing free-market libertarians had an opportunity here to prove that they can compel corporations that are unwilling to behave in a consistent/proper fashion by normal standards to act right, without the help of state power of any form. Can you do it, or not?

It has been proven many times that 'regulation by the people' doesn't work for the same reason that majority rule doesn't work in every situation: People are just as corruptible as corporations and politicians are. It's actually easier when you think about it, because while there's laws and ethical standards that make bribing a congressman or CEO difficult and have to be done off the record, there's no law or even moral stipulation against giving people entitlements or free things. As long as corporations and governments keep throwing bones to the majority, they'll be complicit in everything said corporation or government does, no matter how much the minority suffers.

Wait hold on youtube and google is like this because there is little government regulation?

If YouTube profits from right-wing policies. Why do they promote leftist youtubers and censor right-wingers so much?

Youtube doesn't actually generate profit for Google and its users for the most part aren't the consumers Youtube has to pander to, they're the product sold to advertisers. Your snide remarks are sorely lacking in nuance.


You were kinda right.  The song is in that video, but it's actually called "The Little Ships."  Here's the link where I found the original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8AKP4Tw9sE

Thanks for your help! ;)


@Factualhat no we aren't <br>We are apes

DO NOT FORGIVE. WE DO NOT FORGET. WE ARE ANONYMOUS.

sounds like communist propaganda to me, but okay.

Rise! For sanglios, for the brotherhood, for YouTube!

The People of The United States of America

EmpLemon How come this isnt at the top of the comments

WE ARE RETARDED- YouTube in recent years

EmpLemon Please tell me, what's the name of the song at 0:00?

This video got fucking age-restricted. Fuck YouTube.

EmpLemon You should do a quick ytp on the get out of my car

took entirely too long for people the bust out the WuzKangz in this chain

EmpLemon You need to work to get to the top. You are the only one that can save everyone. You, EmpLemon, are the chosen one and will fix this mess.

+Cirno The Strong   I expected you to pull a Steven Universe.

Emplemon you should be the replacement of these lame brains watching this site so we can have an accurate description of #"BroadcastYourself"

Sorry you have to make these videos. You shouldn't have to. But I appreciate it anyway.

EmpLemon
At least they they ....
Hmm ... Well ...
... They should have kicked him

I say we as YouTubers should act accordingly to the fiery tornado of death this website keeps fueling. It's like they enjoy creating problems and watching people burn. It's time we extinguish the hell-fire of YouTube and reestablish what's meant to be here!

could all use a little change. Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the moldAnd all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

ALL HAIL EMPLEMON!

Jeez, that sounded creepy DX

*ALL HAIL EMPLEMON!*

Jeez, that sounded creepy DX

Welcome to the internet in 2018, where politics and money matter more than the actual platforms that they are broadcast on or earned from.

EmpLemon Did this video really get demonetized?

I feel bad for you. You need to take a break my dude.

DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL AHAHAGDHAGHGSHG

kai crenshaw No use, the amount of dislikes shrunk.🤔

EmpLemon I love your videos Man U have amazing content


Lol it’s so ez to bypass the filter loool

This is some hardcore shit up here in the EmpLemon channel, <b>**ADULTS ONLY**</b>

This is some hardcore shit up here in the EmpLemon channel, ***ADULTS ONLY***


Vimeo's too much of a shithole for any of us to benefit from it.<br>We need a GOOD option

Vimeo's too much of a shithole for any of us to benefit from it.
We need a GOOD option

If youtubers did that, big brother youtube would just buy vimeo


Trending page was made by Top programing Uganda's students.
I see no other way.
P.S.

Do you know the way ?  Red sonic is  бедзе нощы мем.

People ruined it by not using it right, going to a random video and commenting "do you know the way" isn't funny

What if I told you it was born a dead meme. Would you still hate it?

. I think most normies find it offensive so it's ok

It had unlimited potential, but the normies ruined it... But it can still be funny, if you use it right

Bene Why it isn't dead but it's painfully normie, so it's dead to me

Ugandan Warriors isn't dead yet.. But it will sadly die soon

. Harambe lasted for a few weeks; the Ugandan knuckles meme lasted for a few days

Jesus Christ this has been the shortest life cycle for a meme since harmbe

xxjezxx HAHAHAHAHAHA UGANDAN TAILS SO FUNNI 😂😂😂


13:32
"She is . . . of Russian Jewish descent"

Every
Single
Time


Lol this is gonna be taken down in 3 days, "incorrect or misleading metadata"


Lazy Panda La Yeah, but YouTube crushed it with its giant monopoly.

Lazy Panda La I think Vimeo may just be my new home for content creation


Google how to prevent a channel from unsubscribing (but chill, it's for a class project)
EmpLemon: nice save, bro. Go ahead.

*Google* how to prevent a channel from unsubscribing (but chill, it's for a class project)
EmpLemon: nice save, bro. Go ahead.


Preach brudah!
YouTube does not no de wae!!!
Dey are blind!!!!
Spit on dem!!!
Dey do not care for us!

Tommy As much as I understand the message yer' conveyin pal, please, no more of this for a while. Please? Thanks


3 views, 120 comments and 356 likes. Thanks youtube


i don't care that they promote bad shit but atleast promote someone atleast semi intelligent


🅱🇪 🇳1⃣🇨🇪 y'all.<br>God bless everyone 🙏🙌😇

ChristianCountryBoy i Love Jesus Christ!


This went on for about 4 minutes longer than it should have, but otherwise, you made some fucking important points. Just try not to ramble as much. :)


Who else is looking the "the one comment"?

I would like but its in nice number so I have to dislike


3 views 106 likes 41 comments... Seems legit

Youtube delays the view count so that it can determine if the views are legit.

Harry Grindell I love seeing these totally original videos on every single video.

SnivyDroid
This is totally unrelated
But i chose snivy as a starter

Harry Grindell get yo unoriginal comments out of here


stormin norman wtf it says “3 views” but when I go to the comments it says “1 views”

stormin norman when i first saw it, it only had 2 views.<br>Beat that!

stormin norman when i first saw it, it only had 2 views.
Beat that!


Jesus Christ this meme didn't even last a week


Ugandan Knuckles is the epitome of a unfunny normie meme. But ok, have fun.

Durdge-o You are mistaken my friend, we are not normies

oh wow that is a funny and relevant meme, i bet you spent a while thinking of that one

I tweeted you this and I'll ask it again: I heard it's not easy being verified, how true is that sentiment?


Emplemon, why don't yah talk about Ugandan Knuckles and your opinion on the meme.<br>Edit: Maybe you can explain on how it was ruined by normals.

Emplemon, why don't yah talk about Ugandan Knuckles and your opinion on the meme.
Edit: Maybe you can explain on how it was ruined by normals.

@Toolazy, I agree with you, it is only funny within the game.

Super normie meme, I thought it was funny when I was getting swarmed by stupid looking knuckles avatars in vr chat, then people just started saying it just for the sake of it, similar to the "mans not hot" meme.


Is the background music the simpsons hit and run song


Aaannnnnnndddddd age restricted just because of the title


Eyyyyy hit&run music in the background. Thatta  boi.


Downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral


In case you haven't figured it out. Pornhub.


I fucking love you EmpLemon, you actually did it, I really hope YouTube actually watches this and maybe will wake up for once! We need more people to stand up to youtube and show them what to do,  and fix there shit, at this rate they will look like EA, and we know how EA is


Its the only guy on YouTube who knows what's is going on


With every YouTube rant you upload, you further cement yourself as the definitive Karl Marx of this website. Love ya, Emp.


Since I do simple vids and don't have much subs, I'm glad that I'm not getting screwed over when problems like this happen. Great video EmpLemon!


I don't blame your downward spiral anymore.

Thanks for making this video emp.


I think the only way we’ll get them to do what we want is to physically protest outside of YouTube Headquarters. If they see that we are so upset that we actually got offline to confront them, then they’ll see how serious we are.


This is making me SERIOUSLY consider creating a youtube alternative, I wouldn't be able to pay the creators immediately, but my long term goal would be to gring youtube into a chalky dust. Youtube is an incredible huge ass and it's overdue for change.

This is making me *SERIOUSLY* consider creating a youtube alternative, I wouldn't be able to pay the creators immediately, but my long term goal would be to gring youtube into a chalky dust. Youtube is an incredible huge ass and it's *overdue* for change.


Call me crazy, but I actually want YouTube to screw up even worse, because then more attention is drawn to the situation, and <i>just maybe</i> something will finally be done to fix it.

Call me crazy, but I actually want YouTube to screw up even worse, because then more attention is drawn to the situation, and _just maybe_ something will finally be done to fix it.


I hope Twitch and Amazon team up and kick Google's and Youtube's asses already. I mean a lot of Youtubers use Twitch already and Amazon not wanting anything to do with Google devices it makes sense for them to be the next Youtube in a good way. Call me crazy all you want but I believe they are just one foot in the door in terms of becoming a streaming site that actually gives a shit about the creators.


YT’s CEO needs to step down. She’s an embarrassment to this damn site.


Damn you are crazy good at making a good argument. You probably get that a lot but damn


I wanted to rant, but waited for one of my favorite YouTubers to rant about Logan Paul.


This man should be the face of this platform


YouTube is on a mass  downward spiral and I hope someone can make a website that can compete with YouTube


Hey emp, do you get demonetizedon on your videos like these? Just wondering lol


The worst part about YouTube is that there’s no where else to go. We’re stuck here.


“Age restricted due to community guidelines”


We subject ourselves to this torture every goddamn day, and yet we still come back for more.


Serious talk, Emp Lemon should run YouTube. Oh wait, it would actually be a good webstie, probably lose a couple of dollars of salary per employee and then get fired anyway. Fuck corporations


I could run youtube SO much better than literally the entire youtube staff could. THATS HOW YOU KNOW WE ARE LIVING IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL


The problem is that we can’t really do anything. Unless competition actually starts.


"To build a new foundation you must first tear down the walls"


He's not just making YouTube poop, he's saying how YouTube makes the poop for everyone


We truly are living in the darkest timeline.


Ok they didn't hand pick logan for this they made a shitty self learning AI that mattpatt made a decent vid explaining its basics using a paper written by youtube's engineers. Thats more of a nitpick thing though since you might have been using hyperbole. Great vid my guy


The 48 dislikes are all YouTube Employees.


lol it’s been age restricted 😂😂 it’s sad tho


As I was watching this it got an age restriction


wonder if logan paul did it on purpose to see how youtube would handle their response.


tbh this is what i expected from a corporation


Video got Age Restricted. Youtube is at it again


Nice to see that this is age restricted now for some reason


FAMOUS CELEBRITY RIGHTS GOTTA LOVE HELLYWOOD FOR REPEATING THINGS OPEN AND OVER AND OPEN...AND OVERRR AGAINNN.


Seeing everyone still under the general assumption that YouTube is naive and doesn't know exactly what they're doing is just puttin me in the dumps, dude.

Tl;dr<br>They know what they're doing. They're being paid off by companies.

Tl;dr
They know what they're doing. They're being paid off by companies.

I might be grasping at straws, but it seems to me YouTube is just waiting for the monetization bot to learn enough so it works as intended, and is being paid off by several businesses (primarily Disney(For people like Pewdiepie, and the Paul Brothers being top dogs) and Walmart and other retail stores (for toy channels being able to rack up millions of view bots so their fake toy review channels get attention)) to manipulate the site and its users.

Everyone is thinking they have a dog in this fight but they don't. Excuse the cliché conspiracy one liner, but this is way bigger than any of us.

I fell as though this is not a far fetched hypothesis considering such blatant instances of this are in such a public display. Pewdiepie has the most subscribers on the site, and has about 9 million TOPS actually active. I believe Disney did what Walmart and other retailers did and pushed him to the top, since the pay for views scandal these toy channels were pulling was around the time he was teasing that he'd take his channel down at the 50 mil mark. They'd have the money. Fuckers bought Star Wars, for fucks sake.

If my theory is right, there won't be a third Disney client messing up like this.


and of course YouTube fucking censored this video by age restricting it, fuck off team YouTube.


The rant at the end is fuckin empowering, emp lemon for youtube CEO.


YouTube actually went to the downward spiral


YouTube Theory: YouTube isn't run by 40 year olds, it's run by 12 year old Logan Paul fans


Not just demonetised but age restricted. Why? Any video of the situation gets age restricted.


An Open Letter to YouTube about their Incompetence
Notice
Age-restricted video (based on Community Guidelines)

The irony


I don't get why youtube doesn't use its own platform to respond. Where is the uploaded video? Or did they take down their own video.


Ready for any reference to death to be demonetized too? I sure am!


I've been thinking (for about a year and a half) about making an alternative YouTube where it actually has management put into it. Anyone want to help me out on this?

xD ill see what i can do. Me and some guys are pretty good at website dev, and we all think that ther should be an alternate platform to yt. I'll hit them up, and if i ge the ok, we might just be able to start something


...And his video got age-restricted. Beautiful.


aaannnnd that my dudes is y i have logan n jake paul on wwe 2k17 so i can kick their asses all over the place in the game but anyways as usual emplemon is the only one here with common sense and truth the youtube out cuz youtube likes to cut corners and then eventually get to it like the logan vid within a week n 2 days or rather when they finally frowned upon it


If any important figure from YouTube is watching this video to do something to it or is looking at the comments to see how we are responding, skip to 16:47 if your lazy ass isn't gonna watch the whole thing.


Can't wait to watch this get annihilated by YouTube


Notice how the video  was age restricted

Notice how the video  was age restricted


I haven't even watched the video yet, and iI know this is gunna be good GO EMP LEMON!!!!

Oh no... YouTube has stated that they are being more strict with they're guidelines, "videos with top ads will be examined by human moderators and AI software," honestly idk what's worse a fucking hacker running YouTube Or YouTube itself? At least hackers are smart while YouTube is scracthing they're heads realing off of stars and publicity to pay they're buisness men bills.


YouTube: oh yeah this video has some good points, but...
nah... whatever... let's just... demonetize!!!

YouTube: oh yeah this video has some good points, but...
nah... whatever... let's just... *demonetize!!!*


Jake Paul had a strike, when he posted that video with "Lost my virginity", which it was actually a skying video.


If this is the begining of 2018 im afraid of 2019


I'm certain if a bunch of creators stormed into the YouTube headquarters the site would immediately shoot up in value.


They just age-restricted your video. For talking about a completely needed subject. As soon as it was uploaded.<br>Fuck youtube.

They just age-restricted your video. For talking about a completely needed subject. As soon as it was uploaded.
Fuck youtube.

The fact that they censored his video makes his points more right then before.<br>Probably because it has the words LOGAN PAUL in the title.

The fact that they censored his video makes his points more right then before.
Probably because it has the words LOGAN PAUL in the title.


:/ your video was age restricted...thank you for the video, I enjoyed it.


Do you really think it will be two whole months until YT's next big fuck up?


That 3D render of Peter Griffin is very distracting. Good job, the plan worked :)


The 49 people who dislike deserve to be ban form the internet


I was viewing on this on my phone then i switched to my computer

FUCKING AGE RESTRICTED

I was viewing on this on my phone then i switched to my computer

*FUCKING AGE RESTRICTED*


<b>don't get me started on the useless updates to make things "more simple"</b>

*don't get me started on the useless updates to make things "more simple"*


Is it time for the army of lemons to take youtube by force? Ill get a camera and join in on this shit if i have god damn it


The eyes were focused on the rotating 🅱eter the whole time


this video is not suitable for most advertisers
EmpLemon: FUCK!

*this video is not suitable for most advertisers*
EmpLemon: FUCK!


Yet emp gets a community guideline strike


You are so right. YouTube and Google need to give a shit about the content creators who actually want to do right and not idiots who are the "cutsey wutsey" for advertisers. It is just sickening to see how far YouTube has gone and how far those in charge are willing to take it. YouTube, wake the fuck up already and listen to those of us who actually care and not idiots like Logan Paul.


I got the good age restriction notice at the start of the video.


Uh oh! You've been age restricted you goober!


*_YOU FUCKIN' THINK, HUH?!?! YOU THINK?!?!?!_*


can some modders just copy and paste the site and slap a brand to it like someone did to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds


And now the video is Age Restricted... Hmmm wonder why


This is like Vince McMahon pushing Roman Reigns as his poster child


"I wasn't gonna make a video about x but y"<br>nice meme bud

"I wasn't gonna make a video about x but y"
nice meme bud


YouTube needs to rehire Jawed Karim. We need him back.


DeanStuff it's bullshit I was watching it earlier and now they've restricted the video. >:(

YouTube can't take the hate and picks on those who are giving the platform advice.


Honestly,you are the guy i respect the most on this entire website


Dailymotion should have an advertisers plan and everyone would migrate happily.


bruh this is finally the Paul brothers fall


This video was age-restricted. What the fuck?


You video got age-restricted after I watch the video YouTube trying to cover it up


🎵I'M SO FUCKIN' SICK N' TIRED OF *YOUTUBE MANAGEMENT*🎵 🎵SHOW ME SOMETHIN' NATURAL LIKE *DOWNWARD SPIRAL*🎵


The Simpsons HitnRun Car Select Theme makes the video really moody


Logan and Jake Paul are the physical embodiment of roblox characters.


Dang! I'm always late when you upload videos!


I subscribed a while back for your ytps and memes, but your rants are honestly quite interesting and entertaining to listen to. Its great to hear someone so passionate about the state of YouTube.

It's honestly great to see someone who commends emp for his rants, rather than just say something like "U WERE WAY BETTUR WHN U DID YUTUBE POOPS WHEN FRYING DORYY U STUPID >:(((99(((((((".

.....as an example.


Why is anybody even surprised about this


3:28 why on earth are you using simpsons hit and run music as backround music lol


The video got community striked

ffs why

The video got community striked

ffs why


The vids been listed as offensive, fucking YouTube


Guys... I think I just saw a hypocritical website....


They age restricted this are you fucking kidding me


Ok, but could you make more videos that aren't about YouTube?


UNION!! UNION!! UNION!! UNION!! UNION!! UNION!!


Why do you say pewdiepie drops the n bomb, when you drop the f bomb all the time


Youtube waited to see if the situation would blow over, and that was the right move, to my mind.  When pewdiepie said the N-word, it didn't take any time to figure out that people would keep whining about it, because racism was a hot topic at the time.
They should've removed the video from the start, but I don't see why they should've instantly ended the career of their new 12 y/o viewer magnet (which Logan was doing well as), like you say.
In the first place, having the video taken down and being given a strike is the standard punishment for breaking the community guidelines.  If youtube is going to cancel his youtube red movie and take him off preferred ads, waiting 9 days to decide to do so seems reasonable.
No matter how evil the suicide forest video was, it's just one video that happened to spark controversy.


>pop open a tab, son

thanks emplemon you really know your userbase


Video about youtube being incompetent and idiotic
Gets Age-restrictted

\_(ツ)_/¯


What the song that emplemon use around 4:15


downward spiral downward spiral downward spiral


Just imagine if Emperor Lemon becomes the next YouTube poster-boy.
Like, one of the YouTuber higher ups recommends him for the position after seeing one of his videos and thinking "Hey, kids like memes, right?", but is unaware that Emp will continue blasting the site while all his videos insulting YouTube are put on the trending tab.
Then he gets punished, but only, like, 8 days later.


What’s the name of the song at 0:00?
REPLY


Fuck this dumb shit happened on my BIRTHDAY?!


Wow, this may be the greatest video I've seen on the state of Youtube as a company. I'm impressed. But what are we going to do to stop Youtube from doing this? What's the plan to hold them accountable? Anyone have any ideas?


This whole YouTube drama over the past year made me really depressed, but then I thought "Wait, I shouldn't do this, I don't want to be in a Logan Paul vlog."


You're so good at what you do. Entertainment with facts.


Thank you for making the real issue be heard


I agree with you<br>YouTube needs to step it up

I agree with you
YouTube needs to step it up


I think it would improve the management of YouTube significantly to make sure someone HAD a history of running a channel before they're given any kind of power over the platform


You didn't want to make a video? No need to make an excuse up, man. Just make the video


"I'm just a guy that wants to make some videos and entertain people"
Respect +10000000

Lots of respect for admitting that, when a ton of other YouTubers act like they're gods for being mainstream trendy content creators. I also have a lot of respect for you also, because like me, You don't care about subscriber count.


I really like your content <br>And I wish it gets better and you get to make the content you want

I really like your content
And I wish it gets better and you get to make the content you want


i really hope the rumors of an AMAZON competitor to youtube is correct


keep it going lemon<br>just make sure you have fun along the way

keep it going lemon
just make sure you have fun along the way


We have to restore the timeline fast to ensure a good future!


EmpLemon I agree with everything you say. The only thing I have to add is that some youtubers like Bearing are using other platforms in tandom with youtube so that if their content is taken down they can still have it up on some sites like BitChute.


Every word that he said in this rant I agree with 100%


I also like how they cancelled his show, like, are you kidding me?
It's a total middle finger to all the other people that worked on the Thinning 2 that got affected by Logan Paul.

Same shit with PewDiePie.


The moment twitch realizes that they can have uploaded videos, like YouTube does, YouTube will die faster than a fish out of water.


Press F to pay respects for EMPLemon's sanity


What's the #1 run website on the internet? Google? I'm genuinely curious.


Serious question: if a new competitor to YouTube comes up that's actually better, would you jump ship?


Too bad that Susan Wojbitchi, or any other employee with some saying, never will watch this video. And even if they did, they wouldn't take any advise from it. Youtube truly is on a continuous downward spiral.
Please keep making videos like this, EmpLemon. They help me keep the little bit of sanity I have left, on this fucked up platform in this cucked up world.
Love from Norwegian femanon (<-- not a trap)


If only youtube didn't restrict the ability to show your video in the recommended section, so more people can actually learn about this stuff


Honestly your description of the youtube administrators is probably exactly right.


Why haven't we all moved to another platform yet?


If anything your rants/commentaries are pretty enjoyable in my opinion.


The intent is to provide channels with a sense of pride and accomplishment for getting ad revenue.


That bit where you mentioned how potential artists have chance to make it due to the clueless "yes" men


it seems like there is always some way YouTube can make this site worse 😑🔫


We need EMPLemon to be the face of Youtube.


“We acted accordingly after having our fucking noses rubbed in Logie Boi’s smelly shit”


If I could like a video more than once, it would be this one.


he said he was not editing this but he still edits


It took YouTube 4 years to terminate sernando


Welp. The Spiral Is Still Going. <b>But now it's worse.</b>

Welp. The Spiral Is Still Going. *But now it's worse.*


When you used the word "rant" near the end, in my honest opinion, I don't really like the word "rant" in this type of video. "Rant" sounds like when somebody speaks their mind without much thought or point, but this video is more of a "Vent", where somebody takes time to think about what they're going on about first, do a bit of reading on the subject, and then talk about it, which this video does .

Honestly I think people overuse the word "rant". I think "ranting" makes people feel worse when they're finished sharing their thoughts, while "venting" makes them feel better , because they took the time to think about it, like you did in this video.

When you used the word "rant" near the end, in my honest opinion, I don't really like the word "rant" in this type of video. "Rant" sounds like when somebody speaks their mind without much thought or point, but this video is more of a "Vent", where somebody takes time to _think_ about what they're going on about first, do a bit of reading on the subject, and _then_ talk about it, which this video _does_ .

Honestly I think people overuse the word "rant". I think "ranting" makes people feel worse when they're finished sharing their thoughts, while "venting" makes them feel _better_ , because they took the time to think about it, like you did in this video.


It's funny how Youtube is always recommending me to watch these videos after the fact.


so we all are going to do a massive Livestream/protest against YouTube or we just gotta keep getting D.E.M.O.N.E.T.IZ.E #youtubeuprising


Have you seen MattPat's response/suggestion to YouTube's tweet? Obviously it's not remotely a total fix, but what is your opinion?


Hoo boy.<br>Just when you think YouTube can’t get worse... it does.

Hoo boy.
Just when you think YouTube can’t get worse... it does.


If you want to make normal content so bad then just make it. you don't HAVE to talk about this, you don't have to talk about anything. I really like your content but this rant seems like you have some sort of hero complex going on by talking about youtube and it's problems.


This video makes me wanna get a college degree


This YouTube problem is just a part of the decaying YouTube shit cycle.


I would rather YouTube get rid of the content from the major six media companies off the platform that doesn't represent the express yourself industry. I don't like the Paul brothers but I don't think what any of what either Paul brother did is that bad it's just the biggest content creators on YouTube are attacking each other for views than say coming together to say Fuck the legacy media and support actual individual content creators who get chances to make original content. I'll take the Paul brothers over Smosh or whoever it was before. I honestly think it's jealousy from bitter content creators that's ruined YouTubes big content creators bc DRAMA! A hanging suicide victim isn't violent or graphic compared to monetized videos from Jimmy Kimmel and others. Stop eating your own when you content creators have a huge problem and that's the major media corporations rolling into the platform taking over YouTube. Who cares if they discipline Logan Paul, there's bigger issues with this site that we should be worried about over whatever Paul brother drama. YouTube is dead and you can blame both the company and the community


Off topic but I can't stop fucking laughing at the 3D Peter in the corner.


i wish the original people at youtube didnt sell it to google. like, google couldnt make their own shitty video website and let youtube stay good, fresh, and original?


Do you know what I don't get? He has been gaining subscribers all week!


they didn't cancel his movie, just put it on hold, meaning: it could still be released.


I guess these content creators aren't being commanded by YouTube were commanding YouTube

Sad


EmpLemon's going to be King of the YouTubers


what I understand what exactly YouTube's plan even is I just don't get it.


And Emplemon took 4 days to react to Youtube's slowness.


Well thus certainly is a great start to 2018.


Why don't we take the main uses and upsides of Youtube, and push them somewhere else?

This is the best tile to settle on because of the amount of advertisement ore, so your plan won't work.


Poor Emplemon. He puts up with so much shit.


I've seen multiple YouTube videos with corpses. One video has a guy getting blown up by a rpg and that video is still up


Holy crap YouTube has been knocked down on their glass.


actually logical statement

YouTube: sweats

*actually logical statement*

YouTube: *sweats*


YouTube has some piss-poor word choices to describe the Paul fiasco


can we just move to a different platform already?


<b>50's voice</b> oh boy, that lemon's at it again (although, once again with good reason)

*50's voice* oh boy, that lemon's at it again (although, once again with good reason)


YouTube is in the ultimate downward spiral...


I'm gonna guess this video isn't monetized, but that's the weird part of your channel: its like constant ad-block.

Thanks, I guess.  Sorry you're paying for my ad block with your livelihood.


YouTube is a monopoly. Vimeo doesn't count.


It's funny that youtube is defending logan paul


You should run for President of YouTube.<br>Though PresLemon doesn't have the same ring to it.

You should run for President of YouTube.
Though PresLemon doesn't have the same ring to it.


Welcome to the annual YouTube downward spiral reminder


Give youtube back to Chad Hurley Steve Chen and Jawed Karim


I tried to pay attention, really i did, but i just couldn't not with that Peter Griffen spinning


man this endless spiral is getting pretty narrow


Call Nine Inch Nails cuz EmpLemon is on a Downward Spiral


"Wishes for a good competitor, yet no one migrated to Vid.me"


holy shit i have to rewatch this cos I spent the entire video tryna figure out where tf the music was from

(SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN SHOP SCREEN)


love the simpsons hit and run music in there Btw


I didn't know thirty five YouTube empolies watched this


I don't know which is being worse. YouTube or Rockstar games.


Some of the background music is from Jon Bois' videos. I like your choice.


we need a place where we can migrate to.


At this rate YouTube will be dead in about 2 years


This is bad and all, but what about that Peter Griffin though?


Idiots eat idiots when one does wrong to keep themselves alive. Its that simple.


I can’t pay attention because I’m too focused on the spinning peter in the background


just a tip, your mic has a bunch of echo


Dat simpsons hit&run shop theme on point


oh boy we are almost hitting rock bottom


You know....you talk about no Youtube alternative.
There is one called Bitchute. It has design flaws here and there and it's a bit clunky, but the website is fairly new, they LISTEN to feedback, and gradually improve over time.
I would highly advise that you check it out.

You know....you talk about no Youtube alternative.
There is one called Bitchute. It has design flaws here and there and it's a bit clunky, but the website is fairly new, they *LISTEN* to feedback, and gradually improve over time.
I would *highly* advise that you check it out.


google doesnt know how to use the internet, funny


Remember when this was a goofy channel with green Simpsons?


Megatron: I will not settle for Youtube's incompetence.
¥egatron: lol who caฯes aB0ut V1d30s iF iT g1ves m3 l0ts 0F v1ewZ.

lemme eAt s0m3s t1d3p0dz


Is that The Simpsons: Hit and Run phone booth loop?


Did youtube just get 9/11'd? Like is this going to make the monetization and push towards super child friendliness go into overdrive?


Don't you get it? The dead guy is famous now. He heard Logan was in town, so he killed himself to end up in a video.


Well made video EmpLemon.

BTW I have a request to know the song you used at 9:30.
Thank you.


your shitstorms have a lot of neon in them. tidepods are expensive, dude. moms gonna b mad if you et em all.


The only reason susan is ceo is because she's sergey brin's sister in law


Logan Paul has made YouTube worse than it already is.


We're all a bunch of people looking for interesting things to watch. Like this.


Easier to use big youtube names than complaining about youtube directly. People will just go "oh, another youtube complaint". But the moment you use a big youtuber's name people go "OH SHIT! HE'S ABOUT TO GO IN ON THIS PERSON. BOY I SURE DO LOVE DRAMA BETWEEN YOUTUBERS" or "IS HE SAYING SOMETHING BAD ABOUT MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBER, IM ABOUT TO GO FLAME HIM IN THE COMMENTS". and that's why we have this endless loop. no actual profit to be made complaining about youtube because where else they gonna go?


<b>Everyone who has Twitter tweet this @ teamyoutube</b>

*Everyone who has Twitter tweet this @ teamyoutube*


Ever heard of Zenomite/Menozit.? You're saying the same stuff about YouTube he said about Valve. Clearly, you aren't ripping him off, just a little observation.

Alsu, mate moar tf2 letz plays plz.


Is that simpsons hit & run music I hear?


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
            Only this and nothing more.”

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
            Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
            This it is and nothing more.”

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
            Darkness there and nothing more.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
            Merely this and nothing more.

    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
      Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
            ’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
            Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
            Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

    Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
            With such name as “Nevermore.”

    But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
    Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
            Then the bird said “Nevermore.”

    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
            Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

    But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
    Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
            Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”

    This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
            She shall press, ah, nevermore!

    Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    “Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
    Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
            Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

    “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
    On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
            Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

    “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
            Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

    “Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
            Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

    And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
    And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
            Shall be lifted—nevermore!


InB4 this video gets taken down.

edit: i was right


a L L   y O u   E v E r   D o   I s   C o M p L a I n.

But seriously tho YouTube has become a joke

Also I couldn’t help but stare at that Peter Griffin model


Why is there a 3D Peter Griffin in the background


We've entered the 3321876th level of the D O W N W A R D sPiRaL


Garfield and tanks YouTube channel YouTube channel


God the CEO of youtube is 50? and a whamen? No wonder this site is failing.


Google buys things and then they go to shit


My name is the same as one of those parasites (my name is logan)


Was anyone else distracted by that hd rotating peter griffin the whole video?


why the HECK DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUTUBE AND THEIR MISTAKES? YOU CAN JUST GO TO OTHER WEBSITES LIKE VIDME.


l ɐ ɹ ı d s p ɹ ɐ ʍ u ʍ o p

l ɐ ɹ ı d s p ɹ ɐ ʍ u ʍ o p


I don’t even know Paul brothers...like at all


FUCKING AGE RESTRICTED sorry FRICKING AGE RESTRICTED


I'm sure that the next generation will make humans go extint


why did it they have to realize on my birthday


YouTube is run by individuals who understand accounting and here you are bitching about a platform you've profited off of. If you made the choice to be a full time YouTube creator you're just as oblivious to the reality of the way the internet works. Twitch works as an alternative plus building multiple new platforms isn't the issue it's finding a way to monetize it. If you think you're content stands out and deserves ad revenue create your own website and PayPal account avoid YouTube and Patreon and go straight to your audience. The community of creators complaining about this need to realize they have more power than they either realize or are letting on for a reason. I find your ending disingenuous because maybe I do blame YouTube but I also blame a lot of creators as well for the current status of the platform. Keep complaining nothing will change get realistic and adapt, challenge YouTubes market share on videos

Ah, I see now. You do have a point. No sarcasm intended, I just wish you pointed out how those complaining about the site could actually do something more than just complain and make their own. After all, there are many creators on youtube with skills that could accomplish this. Seems I didn't see that at first. Thanks for the (well-constructed, might I add) advice.

An0nymoose That's my point, if you need income go get a job, stop complaining about how shitty YouTube is, everyone is well aware of the issues facing YouTube as it is a subsidiary company of Google/Alphabet. There's nothing stopping a collective on the internet from coming together and creating a new platform for content creators that made YouTube, well YouTube and by creating a new platform in addition to eliminating a middleman like Patreon to where a creator can directly interact with their audience. This new platform would easily be able to monetize the content with ads as well because Reddit, Twitter, etc. can easily drive massive traffic to this new platform, the key to this new platform is that it needs a well built infrastructure and funding that could be the missing key from creating a popular video uploading platform that hasn't been co-opted by the big six media companies and creates a free marketplace unlike the one that exists now. Considering there are more than enough successful content creators and individuals who would work together to make this happen including myself. Unfortunately, the majority of creators haven't adapted to the changes and have made a business out of complaining and begging. The best course of action would be something similar to what DeFranco or Dave Rubin did for example as they created their own operations that were crowdfunded and sponsored by other companies through membership/exclusive content, etc.  YouTube is laughing their way to the bank as people complain and instead of challenging YouTube by adapting because complaining allows YouTube to kill off preferred content creators in favour of the dying mainstream media just look at the trending page. I believe there's absolutely nothing that can change the downward spiral that YouTube is currently in. If you want to be a "YouTuber" you have to adapt to the changes and make yourself stand out otherwise right now the idea of being a full time YouTuber has never really been a great career choice before all of this happened anyway, you needed to have a good deal of luck along with hardwork to earn that ad revenue. Why keep working hard on something that's not going to get monetized on this platform because of current conditions, if you know it's not going to pay out the way it used too? honestly creating online videos is a job if you have guaranteed income from it, so you could go out and try to use your skills to get a corporate job if you still desperately want to make a living as an online video content creator otherwise it should be a hobby that you do on the side as a stress release from your REAL WORLD JOB.

Odd for you to point that out. Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, quality content creators on youtube (such as this one) have already considered all of this, and just CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?? These are content creators. People, creative people, who started at the bottom looking for a way to express themselves to the masses. They wouldn't be doing this if it weren't their only option, otherwise they would have! Stop acting like these people only have one brain cell. Again, these are CONTENT CREATORS. And, right now, youtube is the only place (albeit one of the worst) where a video has a chance, although slight, to make an impact meaning anything in a world that hardly values such an impractical thing. *These are artists trying to fix their canvas*. If they wanted money, they would just stop making videos and, I don't know, get a job or something.


Actually this is his face /watch?v=R6LVD1sNfNE<br>(this is a youtube video so put it in the url where it goes, I can't post a link 'cause then the comment will get blocked)

Actually this is his face /watch?v=R6LVD1sNfNE
(this is a youtube video so put it in the url where it goes, I can't post a link 'cause then the comment will get blocked)


YEA!       ;/

YEA!       ;/


Oh look this got age restricted                      noice youtube fucking noice


Yo this whole thing suck but I love the Paper Mario music at 9:21

It's the Raven theme I think


Pewdiepie is the unoffical helm, and should be offical


vidlii.com has potential but we need more members to join


why the fuck is this age restricted?!?!?


Lmao ya see this is why Google wants to shut this shit down


EmpLemon And now fucking ajit pai will kill this site himself so youtube forces us to FUCKING PAY TO WATCH VIDEOS


lol this video didn’t show up in my sub feed


EmpLemon should be the new face of YouTube.


This is bullshit that dis vid is age restricted


Thanks for making these videos, Emp. It sucks that they even have to be made at all - and YouTube holds such a monopoly that nothing short of a mass revolt of major content creators (or legislation) will fix their problems - but your rants are both informative and entertaining, so thanks.


I love your passion here. Thank you for actually wanting things to get better.


Hah, YouTube caring about their site and community! If they truly cared, they would ACTUALLY fix the site and run a business. Not claim to fix a problem they helped support!


We need a new CEO for youtube.... we should make a responsible youtuber for CEO

WE NEED EMPLEMON FOR CEO


Glad to see that I still get notifications from your rants.

Maybe nothing significant is happening yet... but at least somebody is talking about this shit-show as it really is. Maybe YouTube will get off their asses and fix some of this.

But we all know that probably won't happen.


We should start mass writing letters/emails to the major ad companies that run ads on YouTube saying that we dislike their ads being on a site that doesn’t treat their users in an appreciative and appropriate manner as the 2nd biggest site on the web. We should also note that we would sincerely appreciate if these ad companies gave YouTube ultimatums of withdrawing their ads from YouTube unless they treat all of their users in a fair and less biased/unprofessional manner.

Unfortunately that would result in the third coming of the adpocalypse. It's people's incomes that are at stake here, and companies don't really care whether people get paid or not. If this problem goes too far, out goes the money. Then creators have absolutely no income. Luckily it's the mass exodus of creators that frightens YouTube enough into giving a shit.


I always feel bad everytime Emp has to make these. SOMEONE QUICKLY THROW HIM A ROPE!? HE HAS GONE DOWN TOO FAR?!


All Twitch has to do is make their own user video platform, and then Youtube would have an actual competitor. Amazon, get on this already!


You just gotta love how youtube listens to us!


You Emperor, are the greatest rallying call we all need in the revolution against this joke of a corporation!


“You’d think that YouTube would be able to make a site this big without making everyone hate them.”

Sounds a lot like Bungie


If Idubbz is The Content Cop, Emplemon is The YouTube cop. Great work on your video, man. I always love these kinds of videos


”But heeyyy.... I’m sure these guys are professionals, there is no way they can possibly fuck up this badly again!”

*”But heeyyy.... I’m sure these guys are professionals, there is **_no way_** they can possibly fuck up this badly again!”*


Its great how a YTP creator is pointing out YouTubes "shit"


even without your phenomenal editing, this video is great and makes a statement needed to be made about y- i mean uhh me too thanks


EmpLemon, smart YouTubers, viewers: "YouTube keeps making mistakes and have the opportunity to easily fix their public image"

YouTube: "hEy kIDs, YoU wANt tO Do tHe dAb?"


Downward spiral gone to EMPLEMON'S COMPLETELY LOST IT

EDIT: Yeah, I'm pretty mad too. But what makes me even more furious is that you'll be Monetized by Montezon and Susan Wojcicki and her BS

EDIT 2: OKAY SERIOUSLY?? NOT EVEN 4 HOURS AND IT'S VIEWER RESTRICTED. SCREW THE YOUTUBE CEO AND THE TEAM BEHIND IT

Downward spiral gone to *EMPLEMON'S COMPLETELY LOST IT*

EDIT: Yeah, I'm pretty mad too. But what makes me even more furious is that you'll be Monetized by Montezon and Susan Wojcicki and her BS

EDIT 2: OKAY SERIOUSLY?? NOT EVEN 4 HOURS AND IT'S VIEWER RESTRICTED. SCREW THE YOUTUBE CEO AND THE TEAM BEHIND IT


This is exactly why competition is important. YouTube has no competition, meaning they can lower their standards so much, that people will always stay at YouTube. #GiveYoutubeCompetition


I agree with everything you said and I’m glad platforms like twitch are coming back vine stars need to go to Instagram or something so little kids can get off this site and it go back to like it was in 2013-15 no demonetization and less clickbait


Ever since the commentary community got created by leafy then devolved into basically a civil war youtube has always seen anyone who is remotely edgy, complains about youtube and it’s problems, and isn’t family friendly pg clean as an enemy. And so they don’t care about them despite these channels having massive amounts of subs sometimes. Then when the adpocalypse hit everyone started complaining for maybe the first month and then stopped because newer things would happen. These commentary channels and most youtubers have powerful voices and if the commentary community could stop fighting amongst themselves, not make videos on instagram comedians and ricegum. And actually unite as one to make a massive movement against youtube then they might be able to make youtube finally change. Imagine if idubbbz dropped a content cop on YouTube itself that pointed out new flaws from the site and flaws we already know about, but more importantly called together all youtubers who are suffering to unite as one, set aside there differences and launch a full scale revolution. Then we could actually do something!

This comment is kinda cringey now that I come back to it


take a shot every time emp says "nine days"

might not be much of you left by the end


Why don't we just get all the best and underrated YouTubers this site is demonetizing, and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE???

Why don't we just get all the best and underrated YouTubers this site is demonetizing, and *PUSH* *IT* SOMEWHERE ELSE???


Thanks you, Emplemon. I like your content so much that I'm unsubscribing just so I can subscribe to you again.


Emplemon we got to pray to montizon that this won't ever happen again


Youtube isn't even trying to get out of it's Downward Spiral.
I guess there's Twitch.tv for an alternative...

Youtube isn't even _trying_ to get out of it's *Downward Spiral.*
I guess there's Twitch.tv for an alternative...


"It's like I just cleaned up this mess! Can you just... KEEP it that way? For TEN MINUTES!? <nervous laughter>"

"It's like I just *cleaned up* this mess! Can you just... *KEEP* it that way? For *TEN MINUTES!?* <nervous laughter>"


Net neutrality gutted, micro-transactions becoming more dangerous, and now this crap... God, I miss the mid 2000's.


I honestly think Susan should be fired from running YouTube and let someone competent to run the site.


To be quite honest, if there was a riot at YouTube HQ for all of this similar to the one in Charlottesville, I wouldn’t even be shocked.


WE ACTED ACCORDINGLY

Ha, talking about higher standards from YouTube like it's something to expect from them. We're past the downward spiral already, boys, we hit rock bottom a long time ago.

*WE ACTED ACCORDINGLY*

Ha, talking about higher standards from YouTube like it's something to expect from them. We're past the downward spiral already, boys, we hit rock bottom a long time ago.


I love how if you just replace YouTube with wwe and Logan Paul with Roman Reigns it’s pretty much the same situation, putting all their eggs into one basket and it failing completely


I know they're bad for your blood pressure, but I love these rant videos.

Also, "I'm not gonna edit this video"
edits it anyway

Also, "I'm not gonna edit this video"
*edits it anyway*


Why are you still here? Just to suffer? Every night you can feel your sanity and your ad revenue, the subscribers you lost.

I feel it too.


You thought Emp was already done with YT?  Think again!


Emplemon uploads a new video and sure enough hes in the advanced stages of downward spiral, today is truly a great day


The Google employees that believe they're skyscrapers probably run Youtube.


"Pop open a new tab, son. I'm not editing this shit."

Made me laugh


It was at this moment the site knew, they f❌❌ked up.


Youtube has become Hollywood

a groundbreaking artistic movement turned into corporate key-chain jiggling


1:57 Gotta get those coins to buy the plow king from Barney!


@emplemon hey so your right on everything and i agree i want you imput on the most recent memes that came out also love your content <3


Paul Brothers walk into the time-out room, they noticed Pewdiepie

One Bro: What are you here for?

Pewdiepie: Accidentally said an offensive word!

The other Bro: We show a dead body!

Pewdiepie: THE FUCK!?!

*Paul Brothers walk into the time-out room, they noticed Pewdiepie*

One Bro: What are you here for?

Pewdiepie: Accidentally said an offensive word!

The other Bro: We show a dead body!

Pewdiepie: THE FUCK!?!


I have a theory<br>All the dislikes on this video and videos similar to this one are generated by YouTube.

I have a theory
All the dislikes on this video and videos similar to this one are generated by YouTube.


Emp has ascended into a new realm of primal rage


This is why I never liked big Youtube stars in the first place. It goes to show how much Youtube has gone down the shitter lately.


New record!
Youtube fucked up the first time in 2018 on...
Day one!

*New record!*
Youtube fucked up the first time in 2018 on...
*Day one!*


Let's remember that not only did YT not remove Logan's vid, but it was flagged and they manually reviewed and approved it... They really are just useless


Youtube did lie, and that is upsetting, but good ol footface got blown. I am also the only person in my school wo hates logan paul. Plus, unlike logan i acctually tried but its hard when yer mic broke randomly before you got a channel


Unrelated: I feel like going to the store naked.


I mean, you don't ever need to use adblock on YT anymore. I never did, but now I check to see if it's disabled cause I never get any ads.


I thought the editing was alright Emp. It was a good watch tbh.


I think your videos are very well constructed


I love the 3D rotating Peter Griffin in the background LOL, also loved the Simpsons Hit N Run shopping music in the background


Not gonna lie, waiting on the next youtube fuck up because emp lemon is the best guy to watch for this stuff, properly logical and not just regurgitating the same thing


Much like the Queen on Diana's death;  took too long to respond while the rest was in total shock on what happened and they demanded a response.


Damn, Paul bros been on a D O W N W A R D    S P I R A L


I think that YouTube should be ran by professional Youbers such as yourself like how SEGA got independent Sonic fan game creators to make a 2D 32bit style Sonic game


Youtube has descended to a new level of Downward Spiral


WhAt tHe aCtUaL fUcK?!

YouTube has been going downhill since Google +!

*WhAt tHe aCtUaL fUcK?!*

YouTube has been going downhill since Google +!


The only thing close to what could have been a competitor to youtube was vidme, and now thats dead, where else can we go


My uncle keeps wanting to play doctor with me. Everytime we play he keeps doing this thingy called a colenoscopee or so something like that


i had to stop watching vinesauce to watch your video. that's how much i love your stuff :D


This would bring a tear to ol' Ronnie Reagan's eye


When emplemon gets so mad the music stops


It looks like money really does hang on trees after all.


I spent the entire video staring at Peter.


i bet you it will take shorter then a day for youtube to demonitize this vid


Pewdiepie: Is called a Nazi
YouTube: Cancel his series and throw him under the bus.

Logan Paul: Angers entire planet and has the entire wrath of the Japanese government come down on him.
YouTube: ... Oh uh, yeah, uh, he’s in time out.


+YouTube, you're gonna get these hands my friend!


Let us sacrifice YouTube's CEO's and Paul to our lord and savior Montizon. He didn't sacrifice his life for this.


One of us was to make a YouTube 2 (preferably not called YouTube 2 so no copyright issues come along).


Damn it emp its 1:00 in the morning now I have to watch this video


It's not YouTube, It's MeTube.....

Once you notice that, A lot of things become clear.


Woah, standard video growth? That YouTube algorithm to ensure I don't see this content isn't working yet


If only Emplemon was the face of YouTube


someone friggen animate this, it'd be pure gold


Who wins?
An entire site managing a monopoly of streaming entertainers and people. Or
One lemon and some tubey bois


Here are the next likely candidates for the next YouTube Poster Boys after Jake and Logan! (From most to least)

Casey Neisat
Jacksfilms
RackaRacka
JonTron
Nostalgia Critic
The Angry Video Game Nerd
ralphthemoviemaker
EmpLemon

Nope... too many of the people on this list make quality content.

YouTube stars in general have gotten worse as the years went on (with exceptions of course) so expect more toy channels, vloggers, and creepy  "kid" channels.

I'd bless my fucking life if Casey Neistat became the next poster boy. And that's saying something.


they dont handpick, the AI or whatever it is uploads shit that gains a lot of traction. when the news is shitting out this video, the AI or whatever selects it for trending.


Loving that Simpsons Hit & Run background music 👌


I wonder who YouTube's next poster boy will be


Cant wait for the next rant when youtube fucks up again


You should be the face of YT, there problem solved.


who's that man in the glasses? he looks very happy.


Ohhh you re gonna be blessed by the Montizon bad boy !


Wait Ms. W took over in 2014!? <b>That explains so much</b>

Wait Ms. W took over in 2014!? *That explains so much*


we wern't praying to montizon hard enough


The bumps on emplemons head look like a chilled smiley face


My secondary account was completely demonitized last week for "not getting enough views in a month"


was this video monetized lmao

love your content


Youtube is like an internet facsist regime.


This’ll be taken down soon enough, guarantee.


13:05 to 13:13 describes all of American politics as well right now


SACRIFICE LOGAN TO <b>THE GREAT MONTIZON</b>


Sorry for this emp man but what's wrong with showing a dead body? Frankly I'm pissed they don't uphold fairly but there's nothing sacred about a rotting fucking corpse.


It all keeps tumbling down tumbling down.


Since Logan Paul is dead, we need a new poster child for YouTube. What do you guys think?


I got to the video before the notification system told me.<br>Step it up notification system.

I got to the video before the notification system told me.
Step it up notification system.


Sure, but why the 3d nightmare-fuel rotating peter griefing


That Simpsons Hit & Run music is fire bro


Omg Simpson’s hit and run music! I love you!


I guarantee this video is going to be taken down.


Raphael the Raven is now stuck in my head again.


The idea that Logan and Jake Paul are not only allowed to make money on this website, but are promoted and backed by Youtube themselves, ALL WHILE people who are just playing games and saying swear words or simply having opinions are getting demonetized, is the single most insulting thing about this website.

Youtube is spitting in our faces and getting away with it.


Logan Paul’s channel is on a downward spiral.


>emplemon shows a simpson that isn't green

0/10


Spoiler Warning

How do you feel about emperor akbar dyeing in the starwars movie

*Spoiler Warning*

How do you feel about emperor akbar dyeing in the starwars movie


We're sorry to report that YouTube.com Is back at again.


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It's true. YouTube is really doing nothing. For example, they aren't really doing anything about all those Elsa gate cartoons.


at this point they should make Shädman the face of youtube...


inb4 YouTube takes this and other similar videos down.


Youtubers: Hey YouTube? Maybe these other YouTubers ruling the website are bad and we should try to put them in their place with the strikes they should have received?<br>YouTube: What? I can’t hear you through all the money we’re earning! Go away and maybe come back later once we crash and burn!

Youtubers: Hey YouTube? Maybe these other YouTubers ruling the website are bad and we should try to put them in their place with the strikes they should have received?
YouTube: What? I can’t hear you through all the money we’re earning! Go away and maybe come back later once we crash and burn!


2018 memes are trash so far. Show me da Wei and tide pod memes are trash


Im on mobile so I can't open another tab dad :(


Youtube is so dumb. Why don't you just make Idubbbz your poster boy? Everyone besides over protective moms and I loves him. I'll get to why I don't like idubbbz in a bit. I do agree that it was a good idea for Logan Paul to give an apology, but I don't feel like it justifies what he did. Also I the reason I don't like Idubbbz is because he literally just bullies other Youtubers for a living, but I agree that it would be a great idea for Youtube to make Idubbbz their poster boy because as I stated before everyone besides over protective moms and I loves him.


Was I the only one looking at Peter this whole time?


EmpLemon there is still hope, not in youtube,  but in another video sharing website, called Vidlii, it has the same layout as old youtube, and was created recently.

Idk If you would consider Vidlii a competitor to youtube


1:58 what is that song I can't put my finger on it

Oh also Earth was a mistake

1:58 what is that song I can't put my finger on it

Oh also Earth was a *mistake*


When I watched this

>586 views
>481 likes
>1 dislike

That views to like ratio my dude

oh, thanks dude; don't really know the inter mechanisms of likes to views like that

YouTube breaks a lot near video upload time. Sometimes the likes can be shown as way higher than the views, because it stops incrementing views for a few minutes for basically no reason.


watch MATPAT OR GAMETHEORY rant on logan paul. it really good


Pretty good video........BUT: I'm part of the problem when I make a video about this Logan Paul controversy am I? Okay, read this very carefully YOU CAN'T HAVE A PR DISASTER WITHOUT THE PR!! And I just love how you make it SO CLEAR in this video how much better you are than everyone else. Yeah, you're not those OTHER people. Those OTHER youtubers. I mean, HOW DARE THEY make videos about a popular YouTuber UPLOADING A VIDEO WHERE HE SHOWS THE BODY OF SOMEONE WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE. Yeah Emp, you're so much better than THEM. You AREN'T part of the problem. You'd never do a video on a topic that many other people have also done videos on. Because you're BETTER than other YouTubers RIGHT, EMP? And everyone buys it! Yeah, all those IDIOT MASSES OUT THERE! Because you're so much better than those OTHER people, RIGHT EMP?. You're the ONLY PERSON WHO HAS EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT WHAT YOUTUBE DOES,  RIGHT EMP??!! You're the only one who has EVER made a video about criticizing youtube, RIGHT EMP??!! There's NOBODY ELSE OUT THERE BESIDES YOU who cares about youtube and wants to see it improve and actually be a better website for creators, RIGHT EMP??? (But besides this, it was a pretty good video).

You keep deleting your comment when you get responses. You can't just sandwich a massive attack on Emp's video making style between two "good job" statements without people disagreeing with you. Which I do.

As I said before, on a comment you deleted, you're basically saying that Emp should have made a video about Logan Paul instead of this, because that's what other people are doing.


if YouTube's the 2# website in the world, what's the 1#?

P O R N H U B ? ? ?


Moral of story, you have to have Ebola to kno da wae.


i don't like the simpsons hit and run music


Who else wants to REPLACE youtube with me

@Coffin Cekkles completely understandable i had a situation like that not too long ago

@Kuino I forgot I posted this comment. Now I feel stupid for having it here. Imma delete it.

@Coffin Cekkles i think he just meant replace youtube


Why is this age restricted? It's not porn.


Ham sandwich Alt because of Susan wazowski's incompetence