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Dixavd 2011-10-15 02:27:38

I found the most squeemish part being the one shot of a bunch of ants all together. The parasite stuff didn't really bother me, but I hate ants - especially in groups.

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M3IDEH 2011-10-15 08:39:57

i already went through the initiation when i was in science class, i am now officially not scared of parasites anymore

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planclops 2011-10-17 04:23:56

I've watched this Leanback 5 times and counting! New Record!

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Grant Peterson 2013-06-11 21:22:03

This is the first leanback that i couldn't really lean back on...

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Moist Durians 2011-10-15 03:30:32

Now i cant sleep, eat, nor poop or pee... thanks to LeanbackVsauce... ==

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JMartinsATV 2011-10-15 02:19:09

Of all the themes and subjects on the internets... It WAS interesting, I'll give you that. But I'd rather learn about the other kinda stuff you normally leanback

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clay floudiotis 2011-10-15 17:08:32

already learned about parasites last year, i'll try to go through the videos, but can't garentee i'll skip some parts

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LadyGGcrafts 2011-10-15 00:32:21

he said if you cant handle it, don't watch it! its your fault for watching it to the end.! and these videos are cool and interesting!

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jgyuri 2011-10-14 19:18:55

I watch this before dinner like a boss.

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IceCregon 2011-10-14 21:06:18

My suggestion for you: Don't watch this if you want to sleep, eat or swim at least once more!

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Benny Jz 2013-02-17 18:32:49

That is only because they're outside the body to reduce the heat, it is uite the genius design. I know you weren't being serious I think that depends on what he said.

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ACCOQR 2011-10-15 13:41:12

this has to be my favorite leanback @_@

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NickatNight128 2011-10-15 00:25:44

This is like stuff phil likes....but really creepy

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Melonz 2011-10-14 20:08:08

I CANNOT UNSEE THE HORRORS I CANNOT SLEEP.

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Deathonate 2011-10-15 13:10:23

This is one of the things i did not wanna learn about...... now even farting makes me wanna check my ass

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Julio Veracruz 2011-10-15 04:06:26

If auto play doesn't work on mobile devices, put the links in the description!

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Showoftim 2011-10-19 18:01:08

How do you get these lean backs to work?

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Dankest Elf 2011-10-16 17:48:00

I didn't click the link the first time because I was scared. But i really want to know what happens... hope I don't get screwed :S

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ryan lyu 2013-02-12 18:09:13

I shouldn't of watched this playlist while I was eating :P

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Storm 2011-10-14 19:35:18

I watched it and came back just do say......DON'T DO IT!!!!! The last vid was horrifying!

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Olivia Wonka 2011-10-16 19:19:16

@1995sasunaru You need to turn auto play on for this to work, It's at the bottom of the screen, and click the round arrows :)

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SpyChicken720 2011-10-14 22:28:13

im gonna try and stick through this. ive seen scarier shit.

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Calum Mackenzie 2011-10-15 03:07:33

Guess whose not sleeping ever again. This guy.

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Saisai 2011-10-14 23:17:42

do not watch the leanback in fullscreen!!! it will make it start over no matter how far into it u are...

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PKL 2011-10-14 21:25:19

Gah...okay..I think I'm ready for this..*clicks play*

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Champagnie C 2011-10-15 05:47:03

Can you post the links to the next video in the description so i can still watch it on mobile devices?

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The VGC 2011-10-14 18:58:51

Dear Vsauce 2...NEVER FRICKING MAKE US WATCH STUFF LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!

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Connor Costello 2011-10-30 19:42:06

I'm a lawyer i came because it said parasites - welcome

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Sobycee 2011-10-14 18:48:46

Hello and welcome to VSauce 2 ... LEANBACK!

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Dewey Breaux 2011-10-15 06:35:07

Leanback on World Records

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silvakid 2011-10-14 19:37:55

and that's why you don't pee in the pool

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InsaneMagnus 2013-01-31 02:14:03

Balls are actually very strong, but a little heat and semen die

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rickochetproductions 2011-10-14 20:21:45

Scariest Vsauce Ever

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Buzz o' 2011-10-14 18:45:29

Yes! Leanback!

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zabacinjsh 2011-10-15 07:59:42

it's not a zombiesnail it's a f'in trojan horse :O

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HapplyFace 2011-10-15 00:11:05

@Tubaflubiscool I don't sleep anyways and it would be impossible for me to not swim anymore, even if it said you get aids from the ocean, because I love in CA and I could never give up the beach! D:

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Corneru 2011-10-14 19:31:33

Thank you! Perfect for my iPhone upgrade - iOS 5.0 FTW! :D

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Moist 2011-10-14 20:35:49

DON'T WATCH THIS UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP OR SWIM ANYMORE!!

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bubblemuffinxp 2011-10-14 23:10:59

LOL im watching it all. WHILST I EAT MY DINNER.

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isaiah park 2011-10-15 23:01:26

guys that are about to watch this...DO NOT WATCH...unless u dont want to eat for a week, have insomnia, or never swim

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Savaniel 2011-10-14 22:26:39

Woo! Let's do this! :D

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CcanCcaglar 2011-10-14 19:36:03

@lichang320 its better and easier to start the playlist like this

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Руско Тонев 2011-10-15 16:03:02

And not a signle HD video was found on that playlist

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Ill Mad 2011-10-14 19:35:51

Why the fuck ain't the autoplay working? I've tried everything I can think of, but all it does when reaching the end of the movie is give me the list of similar videos. It's not just this video, every other playlist seems broken to me.

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Ill Mad 2011-10-14 21:01:51

For some reason there's an "Enable automatic updates" for the comments section, but no "Play all" button for the videos. This pisses me right the fuck off. Guess I'll just have to give up on Leanback permanently.

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GuerreroXBI 2011-10-14 20:08:27

How do I make Leanback work, its never worked for me

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Gavinprior1 2011-10-15 07:50:28

@karakura322 you can't, mobile devise users can't view playlist's, it's not because V Sauce won't allow it on mobile, it is just to complicated to have playlist's on mobile.

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ThisNameIsBanned 2011-11-14 05:33:52

Can i buy your piece of headgear ? ^^ (the black one)

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mattlikesleep 2011-10-14 18:47:46

I know I'm going to regret this...

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Bjorn 2011-10-14 18:49:52

Why are you in a room full of wood?

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ducktape775 2011-10-14 19:57:13

gonna be having nightmares!

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NGstalagmite 2012-02-08 23:55:11

Lets face the argument head on... BALLS OR VAJ? WHO WINS!!!!!

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Zypher77777 2011-10-14 21:50:06

Why won't my playlist work?!!? :(

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Ill Mad 2011-10-14 19:27:11

@ptuku I am on a computer. My playlist function has been working perfectly up until now.

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Josh 2011-10-15 00:31:41

fuck this gonna be "stuff phil dosnt like"

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Leo Kouts 2011-10-15 03:54:18

Whats with all the timber in the background?

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Ra1nChaos 2011-10-16 03:35:44

Where do I find playlist!?

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SL1NGSHOT222999 2012-09-29 19:55:09

Quote from Betty White LOL

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5Element4 2011-10-18 06:51:42

@sxetree lol I wanted to use the full quote but I couldn't remember the exact words.

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jj_xcvi 2011-10-14 21:44:04

why won't my playlist work

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captain593 2011-10-14 19:25:32

Wait, let me eat first.

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Geronimo! 2012-07-02 15:31:50

Your a Super saiyan killer?!!! O_O

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ConstantinIV 2011-10-14 19:09:22

How do I get playlists to work? Nothing is happening

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VT 2011-10-14 18:42:27

Who stole my soup?

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Lan Pac 2011-10-14 19:46:01

At last all the like and dislikes aint working guys again the video has 302 views and mattlikesleep has 435 likes on his comment

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Kessie Knight Lopez 2011-10-18 22:13:08

I like your shed ^^

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meanizzy25 2011-10-14 22:29:36

noooooooooooooo not the bed bugs!!!! ewwwwww and the toothpick parasite ewwww and ooooouuuuucccchhhhh :O i will never be the same again D':

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adambelfast1 2011-10-14 20:01:06

@LanRous it takes a while for the view counter to update by now there is probably over a thousand views it just hasnt updated yet

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LoliSakuya 2012-03-17 10:19:08

How can I lean back when I have to check the top comments now and then?

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Brent Caramanica 2011-10-15 15:39:03

no more disgusting leanbacks

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Alexa 2011-10-14 22:04:41

im scared is it worth it

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karakura322 2011-10-15 06:55:55

Please link the video for mobile device users

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SideWinder1286 2011-10-15 07:24:13

Clean all the things!

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Ill Mad 2011-10-14 21:10:55

Edit to my previous comments: I found the autoplay button. Fucker was hiding at the very bottom of the page, almost blending in with the background. Horrible design, Youtube!

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Dunkable 2011-10-14 19:01:48

im eating goldfish!

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EnnJayy 2012-02-04 02:55:22

its funny when u keep pressing 1

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GeckoBarrel 2011-10-14 22:12:27

@mattlikesleep Video has 302 views and your comment has 1062 thumbs up. AMAZING

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MrIlikecomments 2011-10-14 20:57:53

@MrJoBilly you remember THAT from biology, but you don't remember how to spell biology??

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Reuben Campbell 2012-12-30 06:57:44

Worked on my phone.

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captianFlatulence 2011-10-16 20:32:24

yes i watch all them

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Tiril 2011-10-22 20:09:06

what? where do i go now? im comfused.

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matthewrockssk8111 2011-10-14 21:01:38

I'm eating, should I press play or not?

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OcarinaZombie 2012-10-12 06:55:54

btw, where are you? You look like you're taking shelter in an abandoned house and making video logs.

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Kara Kikon 2011-10-16 18:10:00

=( this is so confuusing!!! evrytime i click the damn link it just sends me to the intro

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🤔🍝 2011-10-14 20:04:46

me gusta

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GQuesnelle 2011-10-14 18:45:01

why does this guy like, live in a garage?

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Jan Slenters 2011-10-14 22:29:53

IM GOING INNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alonso Gzz 2011-10-14 23:34:44

Layer Not even a single video is HD or 720 or 420

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Fat Cat 2011-10-14 19:53:33

oh no... here we go xd

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ssutoh1 2011-10-14 20:24:47

I JUST THRICKIN WATCHED THIS FOR PPL WHO WILL WATCH THIS DONT YOUR GNNA DIEEE

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5Element4 2011-10-27 19:04:03

@phoenixgate789 yes. And for the 32146584654th time, I know. I couldn't remember the whole quote.

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Jessdmann 2011-10-14 19:47:49

@mattlikesleep I just watched them all. you will. oh god you will.

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josewuzzhere 2011-10-14 18:44:30

outa school then VSAUCEE

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GrahambertusJosepha 2011-10-15 15:26:51

@iani103 Betty White quotation: winning!

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Top 12 2011-10-15 15:42:35

@GrahambertusJosepha Charlie Sheen quotation: winning!

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PAKI NEWS NETWORK 2011-10-15 00:22:43

lean back aint working.

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nimaicupel 2011-10-14 19:44:03

WHY cant i see the video?!!! autoplay not working!!! HELP!!!

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lowrain xix 2013-07-21 03:20:35

HEY JOSH LOTS OF HAAATE XD

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5Element4 2011-11-18 08:13:27

@l3urton I will, once you grow some wings and fly off my back cause I already told everybody it's a Betty White quote so please get over it.

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MrJoBilly 2011-10-14 20:56:54

I know this from biologie

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Dusty594 2011-10-15 19:40:56

@iani103 You definately didn't steal that from Betty White... (extreme sarcasm)

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Luca 2011-10-14 23:03:09

DONT WATCH THIS, I ALSO THOUGHT I COULD DO IT BUT....JUST DONT WATCH IT !!!!!!

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Noooo 2011-10-14 21:50:47

im scared...

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Stat Games 2011-10-15 11:39:51

HE LIES! THERE IS NO HD VIDEO!

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Kara Kikon 2011-10-18 19:01:47

@oliviaw83 TY!! =D

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Unhitable1 2011-10-14 21:49:27

Man these fucking playlists don't work. takes me to a video that lasts 20 seconds.

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MrCheddahcheese 2011-10-15 07:38:32

@Tubaflubiscool thanks I just was about to lol

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Meatskin Wagon 2011-10-14 20:58:58

why didd i wachc this now immm scaredddAD

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MrIlikecomments 2011-10-14 21:01:54

@MrJoBilly haha respect

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Chapel808Pliskin 2011-10-15 02:01:56

im scared

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Viking Helmet 2011-10-14 19:05:20

... this is going to be... auguaguuajhaahug

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Tropicalboots888 2013-06-12 10:45:09

I was leant back

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dudeishca7 2011-11-18 10:44:57

@5Element4 i kick too the balls hurts but a kick up to the ovaries will ruin your whole day

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Gruntley 2011-10-16 06:01:42

@iani103 you mean a pounding, and stop quoting memebase...

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Top 12 2011-10-15 09:54:15

@SideWinder1286 Parody ALL the meme's.

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sergey Honiyan 2011-10-14 20:31:04

Am scared.

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Zack Watson 2012-08-17 22:57:51

Oh, Betty White.

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Arielle A 2011-10-15 04:48:03

@Tubaflubiscool Thank you for the warning... I didnt watch ahahahhah

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PrincessConsuelaBananaHammock 2011-10-15 21:35:19

@ian103 Betty white FTW! >:D

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Ill Mad 2011-10-14 19:21:25

It doesn't take me to the next video.

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TheInconspicuousWire 2011-10-14 23:02:49

how do i get ti to play?

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John Ibarzabal 2011-10-14 22:20:18

hahaha

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marius lemoine 2011-10-15 01:20:27

hapy nightmares

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Healthy & Happy Animals 2011-10-14 19:25:49

@Demonbenny just try to figure with your YouTube settings or get to a computer instead of a mobile device.

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MrJoBilly 2011-10-14 20:59:15

@MrIlikecomments oh c'mon... We aren't perfect

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Jonas 2011-10-14 18:42:22

FIRST, BUT LAST TO GET LAID. HECK YEA!!!

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BloodHunter96 2011-10-14 22:21:45

@mattlikesleep I already regret this ...

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Axel Punk 2011-10-27 18:57:28

@5Element4 you stole that quote from betty white didn't you?

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Alex Torres 2011-10-14 20:30:09

....Where's the video?

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zacementirano 2011-10-14 22:55:53

Its not that scarry

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Pascal Ringnalda 2013-09-17 20:21:36

If you read this im 2 vids a head of you

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GG 2011-10-18 01:11:25

@5Element4 lmfao...

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wyv3rn1 2011-10-14 23:35:17

@bubblemuffinxp As well!

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CBStein 2011-10-15 11:01:49

@Tubaflubiscool Stop whining I'm a diver!

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kappa10 2011-11-13 06:29:01

@5Element4 grow your own joke.

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GG 2011-10-14 22:25:04

@mattlikesleep wow 1112 likes

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Márcia Araújo 2011-10-14 22:17:44

where's the video???

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Artur Kurzyna 2011-10-18 04:40:20

@5Element4 nice job amazing atheist copier

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Moonman 2011-10-17 04:09:35

NOPE

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Dennisskater55 2011-10-18 19:15:16

Uhhh where's the video? I'm using an iPad btw

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Gabriella Mott 2011-10-15 15:26:00

Im sorry as much as its basic biology I find it discusting :(

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funky3ddy 2011-10-14 18:47:42

@GQuesnelle ..mom's basement, dude!

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Olivia Wonka 2011-10-18 19:07:45

@1995sasunaru NP! ^__^

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Jussi 2011-10-14 21:58:20

shit doesnt work

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Top 12 2011-10-16 14:19:51

@ChunderThunder1 No.

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D4sxysrb 2011-10-15 04:02:08

is any1 els getting linked to the videos coz im not..

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DaNamesJesus 2011-10-16 01:15:43

@iani103 u mad bro?

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The Boss 2011-10-14 19:46:32

@MsJelly6191 no

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LiveToRide 2011-10-15 05:05:18

Umm it's not working

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Top 12 2011-10-15 16:54:57

@carevadinromania Im a guy.

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ssutoh1 2011-10-14 19:55:17

Suscribe

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ZeaL 2011-10-14 18:44:44

262nd

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Legendknewl 2011-10-14 19:41:45

@lichang320

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Bassachusetts 2011-10-14 18:42:26

first

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Mr Fizzy 2011-10-14 18:44:08

7th ;d

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BlackCejaz 2011-10-14 18:45:17

10th

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MrZekrot 2011-10-14 18:44:55

15

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TapDancingGoat 2013-04-12 23:55:56

And just another,2year old girl with no mind!

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TapDancingGoat 2013-04-12 23:53:07

A penis can take more,BUT balls canot!SO GROW A PENIS!

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Naz 2012-10-11 15:16:04

Which moan when being fuck ?

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C Hale 2012-09-30 16:23:32

You found the next best thing to zombie apocolyps and the first thing that occured to you was.. What a great pest control, lets bring it home. Thanks ass hole from the human suvivors working at raid ant bait traps.

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Jack Stanton 2012-09-12 01:44:18

grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding * sounds dumb the way you said it. funny joke nonetheless

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Grizz 2012-08-12 20:43:11

Parasites? So we are talking about politics? Ploi- meaning many. Tics- blood sucking parasites.

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Dopamine 2012-07-02 15:45:02

Yep. Just like you're a.... whatever an icyysoulz is.

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5Element4 2012-01-11 06:11:14

@97ajf Lol same goes for vaginas, dude ;)

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97ajf 2012-01-11 00:43:58

@5Element4 Without testicals, none of us would be born.

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Uberriffic 2011-10-22 07:42:09

@SSJkiller I agree that it's just basic biology, but they have a right to be pussies. I guess.

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5Element4 2011-10-17 15:25:36

@SSJkiller why grow balls? They're sensitive and weak. If you really wanna be tough, grow a vagina, they can take a lot more.

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yaway20 2011-10-17 05:31:15

Fuck you guys I'm going home.

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logicgirl09 2011-10-15 23:51:28

@iani103 Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! " -Betty White Wow....I have to commend you on your attempt to avoid plagiarizing Betty White. Kudos on your futile attempt on making her idea your own

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Ivan Reynes 2011-10-15 15:28:20

lol weak and fragile lol that's what she said

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12101210 2011-10-15 09:22:42

@iani103 i'm a guy, but i agree VAGINAS RULE!!!!!

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Top 12 2011-10-15 09:08:14

@SSJkiller Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and fragile. If you really wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a punching! P.S. Fuck off nerdbag

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Ariel 2011-10-15 02:03:34

@SSJkiller they need to grow a vagina, there more tough xD

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Saskatoon_berries_are_lit 2011-10-15 01:05:23

i have a boner, is that normal?

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Dopamine 2011-10-15 01:03:10

This is just basic biology... you pussies need to grow some balls.

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nusaik 2011-10-15 00:04:47

You really fucked me this time Vsauce.

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totopoo123 2011-10-14 20:01:35

at 0:00 he was checking his dick for... well you will see after you finished the leanback

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JKDisback 2011-10-14 19:34:09

watch?v=kxcMVYsnXUs&list=LL6_pKYES6zua2NApqZ8fArQ&index=1

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Legendknewl 2011-10-14 19:17:07

@lichang320 ur dumb

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Mumbleblue 2011-10-14 19:01:39

This is like making a Leanback on George Bush's shits. "Welcome to leanback. Today we look closely at the excrement of George Bush..."

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More Rice 2011-10-14 18:52:24

pussies....

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BiiTrii 2011-10-14 18:46:24

Who gives a damn what number you are? ._.

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