Colgate (MLP in real life)

No, her name isn't Colgate. But her fan name is. Since Hasbro doesn't give us much to work with as far as a character bio, we've chosen her fan bio, which labels her as a toothy hygienist that cares about other's teeth.

Should've used Crest or Rembrant :P

So Minuette wanted the guy to choose Colgate toothpaste but instead he chose Aquafresh. Then Minuette gets angry and attacks him.

This is why 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Colgate

I've been watching HowToBasic too much, now even that toothpaste change brought it to my mind :P Great video btw, the animation on Colgate was glorious, so big ups for BAST Brushie :3

STORMXF3: throws Colgate toothpaste away
COLGATE: So you have chosen death!

Much needed laugh after a long day at work. Thank you my dear friend. /)

And THAT'S why we always use Colgate toothpaste! 😂😂

Can you make something with Luna? That's gonna be awesome!

*throws away colgate* *replaces with aquafresh* "Arm&Hammer Baking Soda+Hydrogen Peroxide" would have been better...but Aquafresh is good too.

Oooooooooh, I understand! He didn't use 'Colgate'! XDDD

Tosses away the Colgate toothpaste

Colgate: So you have chosen...death.

Happy that these sorts of videos are still going strong

Very good animation especially for one of my favorite ponies.

"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, AND IT MADE ME FEEL-"

Hate to see your hospital bill.

"so how did you break your bones again?"

"I replace a toothpaste and a pony apear and used magic stuff to push me to break bones."

"What?"

Animação por computador parece tão real.

YES! I’m not the only one who thought her main and tail looked like toothpaste!

Why do you always get them mad at you?

I like Colgate more than Aquafresh. I've had Aquafresh so many times and finally grown tired of it.

Do you intentionally piss them off to make them use their magic?

This made me go to my bathroom and realize i was safe with my colgate tube sitting on the counter.

The answer is..... Ponies don't like you.

come on : everybody know Signal is the best toothpaste ever! ^^

I love it when her eye twitches.

Aqua fresh, the superior toothpaste brand. (Unless you live with Colgate.)

I like how he always pats his objects XD 0:06

Your videos remind me more and more of the "How To..." YouTube series. This pleases me.

I have that exact tooth paste :D love me Colgate x)

*actually gets up and checks toothpaste* I used to use Colgate... now I use Crest. Uh oh.

lol! great job as always! ^_^

Ah, so this is how Storm got transported to Ponyville.

I've gotta admit, you do some mighty fine video tracking.

Apparently Colgate is everyone’s favorite fan pony.

Wait... Is StormXF3 HowToBasic? They both throw food around, and in the Vinyl Scratch one, he throws an egg on the radio and kicks it off the building. Seems pretty much the same don't it?

It is amazing how a man can piss off so many ponies and never learn his lesson.

This reminds me, ALMOST of How To Basic.

Oh right when that colgate was thrown I started laughing XD

Man, Colgate is just too cute, I cant stop staring at her

For anyone who is wondering, her official name is Minuette.

I choose Colgate to make Colgate happy <3

Colgate rules!

Never Make Colgate Mad

looks amazing

And that my friend is how you replace toothpaste.

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned three things: 1. Never partake in oral hygiene product selecting when Colgate is around. 2. Never get on Colgate's bad side. 3. Never carry filming equipment while making decisions or pulling off stunts near ponies, I thought it was bad enough with Rainbow Dash. I mean that's the 5th camera this week I've broken! -Your Faithful Student, StormXF3 P.S. Is there a cure for 3rd Degree Magic Burns?

I just got finished watching my little dashie for the first time... This makes me feel better

I lost it when I saw the Colgate toothpaste product XD

Her name is actually Minuette (minute). It means you should brush your teeth for at least a minute. Lol

I LOVE YOU COLGATE YOU TEACH HIM WHO'S BOSS!!!!

P.s. it sounded like she was shot by a 12 gage riot shotgun that was silenced lol.

I'm w/ Colgate on that one!

Screw the health plan, I want to know how to get these ponies.

I think Colgate is awesome. And me and her have the same coat color.

And Time Turners FAN name is Dr Hooves but that doesn't mean that is his official name, that means that is the name the fans dubbed him. Colgates official name is Minuette, once again, up to Hasbro to decide what their ponys names will be and hers isn't Colgate.

Isn’t Aquafresh also the name of a pony in the show?

I love Colgate!

Colgate : WHY YOU LITTLE SH-
Him :*throws a plastic of candy at Colgate*
Colgate :*screams*

Never should've Thrown that Colgate Toothpaste, Man. Am i Right?

cant get enough of this

Couldn't help but notice the French label. Je trouvais aussi que l'environnement avait un air européen. J'aimerais bien qu'on ais des endroits comme ca au Québec :P Continue le bon travail!

So... What if unicorns could use their magic to fry a human's brain. Or circuitry.

Meh, I don't need Colgate, I got Aim. It 'aims' against cavities! :3

couldn't stop laughing

Toothpaste companies be like:

As Manager I approve this video *gives you gold star sticker*

I need to replace my toothpaste in my bathroom back to Colgate. Now!!

Nice job with the shadow and everything ^-^

Lol

Because Hasbro would get sued for trademark infringement. Oh... I guess that doesn't explain why Colgate doesn't sell pictured toothpaste.

(doesn't see colgate the pony and throws away her brand into the grass)
She sees and throws you into the air* Well you failed.

That was excellent.

That look of betrayal.

Wy is he chaging his toothpaste in the backyard and not in the bathroom?

Awww Colgate looks so cute

may be short but its always nice to see one of your vids pop up

Colgate's new marketing scheme: Switch brands? You'll loose your teeth. (one way or the other...)

You know what they say? Love is painful XD

I feel bad for this guy since he has gone hit by how many things since he mad pony's mad?

Never make Colgate mad.

She'll calm down... In a minuette.
...
I'll see myself out.

Colgate: "You have defied me human. Now suffer the consequences."

Je l'adore!!!

Colgate? Hah! I choose Pepsodent!

This guy has died more times than Diovalo

Love that lol

Nice One, Colgate!
Colgate: Thanks! That was for that Guy who Thrown the Toothpaste with my Name on It.

I would use colgate if I didn't have to use prescription tooth paste for my braces

Top 10 anime betrayals

Good thing I use Colgate :D

Wow that was FUN TO WATCH!!!

I have converted to Colgate for I fear for my life and my hospital bills.

to be honest....i prefer sensodyne over Colgate and Aquafresh

XD she named after tooth past

That sounded painful by the glance... Well done!~

I Need To Start Using Colgate Again...

I don't think a genius like him is french or russian :D

Next time, look before you decide to replace colgate with a cheaper brand.

Storm i love you forever xD

Do one with Lyra

0:03 That's ruining the environment! Serves you right

How did she got the name Colgate? Just because of her looks? It was confirmed that her name was Minuett so why do people still call her Colgate?

Haha something new! I like It! :D

How high is your medical bill?

"Chunks the Colgate tube"
lol :)
"Puts Aquafresh in it's place and pats it"
LOOOOL XD

XDD love it

I get it
Her name is Colgate
And the toothpaste
Is colgate

The abuse never ends, huh? Do one with Lyra?

go colgate!

It's like some sort of flashbang spell.

dude awesome! keep up the great work!

Agh, you anger these ponies, but you do it for our amusement XD
Now tease Twilight about the book series, let's see you survive that X'D

Awesome! Just awesome!

I love her "Da fuq" face at 0:11

Lemme guess. You're gonna reach out to the bronies who have OCs next, aren't ya?

I didn’t know Minuette liked Colgate toothpaste.

Ouch! I'm glad I use Colgate toothpaste and then brushing my teeth and then she will be happy to see how I use Colgate.

Where’s that concussion at?! You’d been hot enough times to be called the new hero! “ CONCUSSION MAN!” \\(^^\)\

why do you piss ponys off?

I always use Colgate.

Can you do an animation of Pinkie Breaking the 4th wall?

Kids, remember to always brush your teeth. Or else Colgate will come after you.

Oh goddamn it her name is Minuette not Colgate

As soon as he tossed that tube into the grass I was like, "You fucked up!"

Reminds me of howtobasik. And that raises traditional question-where do you use the egg?

0:11when the dentist saw you set all the toothpaste on fire

Making friends, I see. Princess Celestia will be pleased with your progress.

"Colgate, recommended by Dentist worldwide."

This would be a great commercial.

0:12 yes Colgate pony I don’t use that toothpaste often I use aquafresh every single friggin day

StormXF3, how are you still alive after everything that's been done to you by these ponies?

That’s not Colgate,
That’s Minuette

THIS IS SO FUNNY

another great video storm, but how much do you have to pay for the hospital? xD

I think I am going to stick with colgate tooth paste.

I love that eye twitch.

Your toothpaste wont work on whitening Colgate. gets out a tube of charcoal toothpaste i have to use this

At first I thought she was going to cry, and I /almost/ got feels, until she blasted the fuck out of you three seconds later.

I may be a lioness, but I prefer Colgate...

*places box of Colgate total toothpaste* And that is why I brush with Colgate Total Toothpaste.

Colgate uses Colgate! It was VERY effective. o-o

Why does everyone call her Colgate? I thought her name was Minuette!

Thumbs Up This Guy Can Make A My Little Dashie Movie

The toothpaste is called Colgate and she is named Colgate
He replaced it with apuafresh

She's my favorite pony

That pony name is Minuette! Does she likes toothpaste?

Mlp pony colgate te calienta demasiado esta muy linda color azul colgate pony 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

ahh geezz...It's a good thing I use Colgate...

He always gets owned

Man, Minuette wasn't happy

Honestly I would of done the same thing. But for a different reason. As in why the heck you don’t use Colgate.

You really like messing with these ponies, don't you? Now what have we learned from all this?

Someone needs to show this to AnthonyC.

Luckily I use Colgate!

AW SNAP I MUST GET SOME COLGATE FAST!!

Colgate: That'll teach him... Me: Really? You HAD TO CRUSH HIM?!?! Colgate: YOU WANT SOME TOO?!?! Me: I'LL TAKE ALL OF YOUR TEETH OUT!!!! *epic fight*

this is my favorite one

okay... I better use Colgate from today. :~:

lol I use any brand of toothpaste, and I thought her name would have been Minty because there was a Minty in G3

LOL! BE SURE TO ALWAYS USE COLGATE! AND TO ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH... WITH COLGATE TOOTH PAST!

Do the Internet Explorer pony next! XD

I would never change from Colgate

Best videos every can't stop watching them

Ⓘ ⓁⒶⓊⒼⒽ ⓈⓄ ⒽⒶⓇⒹ

The pony's actual name is minuette.

Stares at a tube of Colgate......-throws it- Omg XD

So this is where ponies brush they're teeth from

*sees colgate* GET THAT OUTTA HERE *puts on fresh Aquafresh*

I thought her name was Minuette... Ah well. It doesn't matter. What DOES matter is how this guy isn't dead yet 😂

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OMG I have to switch toothpaste brands now o.0 Colgate please don't hurt me!

Colgate is both a toothpaste and a pony, your argument is invalid.

What if Fluttershy gave you "The Stare"?

News flash
Her real name is Minuette
Colgate is a uncannon nickname

Aquafresh blancheur intense, pour des dents saines :D

Where did you get that Colgate animation???

Lol I am going to stick with colgate now. XD

If you were have a dog named Colgate and it saw you do that you'd be chewed up.

You know, her name is actually Minuete. She is on the my little pony app. Sorry guys. I like Colgate better though

Taking This One Colgate Down, You need Milk And 100 Swordsman.
These Will Destroy Pony Skins And Other Types.
And Eat Them.

I'm never using that type of tooth paste again 0_0 lol

Retch, Vomit, Cough, Sore thought and Gag
I am NEVER picking colgate again.

And later she found out her name was Minuette xD

I personally prefer Aim, but that's just me

I love Colgate

yea colgate rocks like heaven!

that's why I use Colgate toothpaste.

You sur have earned a new subscription

0:11 She's Gotta Be My Best Friend!

NEVER DO THAT WITH COLGATE!

But . . . Shouldn't she be happy that you're brushing your teeth that all?! Damn Colgate, you scary!

Omg so funny :,)

When i saw that colgate fly my mind said, run!

This joke is only understood if you know Spanish

Colgate,

Colgate de esta

If you thought the Tooth Fairy was tough, you haven't met angry Colgate.

Colgate would probably hurt me too since I use Crest.

I alone went to the bathroom to look at toothpaste, a new pearl. That's the name pasta

Colgate just shot him with a 50Cal of friendship.

Omg lol now I know why they call her Colgate lol cause that's a toothpaste brand lol she looks like one

Aquafresh? Screw that… use Colgate

Do cupcakes in real life.

Ne jamais provoquer Colgate, quoi qu'il arrive

Every time you steal something from a pony they hit you

My response to this video? "Serves you right!"

hahaha funny xD

Oh no... I trashed the Colgate! (Well it was nice knowing you guys...)

For this pony, i will take now on Colgate

Colgate knocked you clean out. And then she cleaned your teeth and charged extra.

I use wubs to clean my teeth. :D

how many times do you usually get punch from ponies?

Every time I hear that pop! sound when she uses her horn I think that his head popped

thanks I just didn't think a pony would be called colgate jeez

Never again change toothpaste!

Cheating on Colgate? For shame.

LET THE TOOTHPASTE WAR BEGIN! 

#aquafresh  for aquafresh!
#chrest  for chrest 
#colgate  for colgate 
#other  for another brand!

Storm : Colgate, I Hate Colgate, Aquafresh Is More Minty
Ice Pony : What The , Why You Little
Storm : Ow

good thing i always brush with colgate

after it showed 0:05 I knew colgate was going after Storm

Colgate's better than any other toothpaste tbh.

The Dentist that GIVES you cavities

Wooooah. Didn't know she was so passionate about brands.

I'm actually brushing my teeth right now

they way you threw the colgate is so..."howtobasic" like

THIS IS SO COOL

you need to find a way to take that pony's horn away

Jajaja cuando desperdisiaste el regalo de tu amiga xD

That look and eye twitch XD

you seem to piss off a lot of unicorns and end up getting knocked out for it

Colgate is cute :3

Saturday's episode is going to put this video out of commission. Her name is neither Colgate nor is she a dentist.

This guy's talent is getting ponys mad and beating him up...

Colgate over all other toothpaste brand. Your argument: INVALID AND OVERRULED

Ok ok, How do you keep surviving these horn shots? I mean HOW MANY HOLES do you have?

this guy gets K.O.'ed a lot, doesn't he?

i wonder what vinyl and octavia would do to you. say you toss out some dubstep and cladical for county or rock...

Nobody:





Colgate's Shadow

TEA TIME!

*Throws away Colgate paste and puts aqua fresh paste on table* *Sees Colgate gasping* Me:its not what it looks like........

Never stray from Colgate or you will die!

Pretty sure her real name is Minuette...

this guy isn't very smart. always remember that unicorns are the master race.

She microwaved your head!? DAYUM unicorn magic! You lethal!

perfect

Who is Colgate? I HAVE NO IDEA.

That must have hurt just by the way it sounds

Her real name is Minuette

guess im not swiching my toothpaste I don't want colgate to punch me

Do a video in which you break a subwoofer speaker and Vinyl Scratch gets you. Either that or you pop a bunch of party balloons and Pinkie Pie gets angry with you!!

I Like Using Colgate I'm With Her

okay, throwing the toothpaste reminded me of HowToBasic....

Ahahah. That was funny.

it seems ponies get quite violent when you upset them

CUUUUTE Minuette (Colgate XD)

I actually did not understand this, I saw so many Colgate realted in MLP fandom. And I didn't understand, I'am new to this fandom

If ponies existed on earth (not just inside computer memory chips) mankind would be dead. That's why they don't exist and they are much more malicious than they look.

Colgate is mah favorite toothpaste!

You toss blue related products, you insult a blue pony!

So true xD

Never go with Aquafresh.

Her mane looks like toothpaste. Is that a big enough hint for you?

Shee's soo cute ! i wont to hug her right now!

Lol Aquafresh its been so long since i've seen one of those.

AHHAhahaahhahaa...AWESOME!!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXD

next time, she'll get the drill lol

Minuette is my also my favorite Pony

Why is he ALWAYS trying to get that daring doo book!

I didn't even know about this pony and I use colgate

I recommend Colgate toothpaste

Every one of those ponies are out to kill you...xD

Short & sweet.

When will this guy learn?

0:00 .......... that toothpaste

YOU DON'T REPLACE COLGATE! COLGATE IS AWESOME!

you shouldn't pick aquafresh you should pick Colgate why did you throw colgate you have to not do that at this instant

Question: why did you VIOLENTLY throw colgates toothpaste while she was around? XD

You must not drop the tooth paste from the floor!Colgate  will come for u

You just love provoking these ponies, don't you?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT???? MINUETTE IS NOT COLGATE!!!

Because he didn't want colgate to see he was going to trash it.Little did he know,colgate was tailing him to scold him for not brushing that morning.And you know the rest.

I found the 1 out of 10 dentists.

*Goes out to buy Colgate toothpaste*

It's like HowToBasic...But with PONIES! *Cue explosions with dolphins and ponies*

How many broken bones do you have?:all of them

Really... next time, I want you with Lyra, but PLEASE!! DO NOT DO SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE HER ANGRY AND CRUSH YOU!!! PLEASE DO SOMETHING NICE FOR A CHANGE!!!

cute

Does he know how to use Colgate

Goddamn great stuff

I died. :D

Sooo cool

that's why I use Colgate... she's always watching 0.0

Colgate, 'nough said

I wonder what would happen if you chose Crest.

D'aaaaw, that little eye twitch XD

G
A
M
E
O
V
E
R
G-A-M-E-O-V-E-R
GAME GAME GAME OVER!

I prefer Spongebob toothpaste insert swag here

Your throwing style and camera view reminds me of howtobasic.

Rest in Peace Camera Guy 19/07/2013

This is truly a win.

Can you pleeeeas do Fluttershy?

so funny

Nice Worke! Or how i like to say ,,Well done!" :D Did the guy just Exploded? xD

Man, how can you survive all these!? Can you tell me how to piss off these ponies? :D

We learned. JUST COLGATE

Reminds me of a certain Basic youtuber...But with a pony pony twist!

but colgate is the dentist we deserve but not the one we need right now. so we'll hunt her because she can take it. she's not our doctor. she's a silent guardian. a watchful protector of teeth. a minty fresh knight.

Ouaaaaiii ! Je te suis depuis le début de tes vidéo et j'aurais jamais cru que tu serais Français :D

I use sentidine since I have Senistive Teeth and Colgate know that

Can i have a sequel to this

Replace Colgate to aquafresh?
Switch back Colgate!!!!

Boy, you sure do keep pissing off them unicorns!

She has the same colors of that Colgate😅😅😅

Cero Aquafreshm. Aguante Colgate!

At least it's toothpaste Colgate

rest in peace human... many times again...

0:12 We all know whst comes next!

RIP Storm killed by throwing coolgate and using other kinds

Aquafresh FTW!

..Dat splat.. can't be healthy.. xD

Thats what happens when you dont brush your teeth...You get your butt whooped!!! I say good job colgate. /) ^_^

Here comes the toothpaste pony

Colgate white plus ayuda a combatir germenes por 24 horas
HowToBasic MLG Style

I chose crest toothpaste

And at the beginning, Colgate toothpaste

you know just what to do to piss off the ponies it seems... :)

Colgate I will always brush my teeth

Crest & Oral-B are the best!

you sir got a sub

Don't mess with a Time Lord

why do you always have the ponies attack you? XD

Well someone woke up int eh wrong side of the bed to not use colegate.

Is Colgate a real pony!

I will never use aqua fresh again!

CHANGING TOOTHPASTE!!!

you won't be needing that aquafresh after what she did to ya

Never say no to colgate

oh my GOOO!!!

😍Colgate is beautiful and thata girl😀

reminds me on HowToBasic xD

Aww! My eyes!!

i didn't know Colgate was that aggressive. oh and don't tell Colgate that I use aqua fresh as well >:D

So much love and tolerance

Why does nobody use rakija for their teeth?

How dare make my Colgate angry?

Dude never use aqua tooth paste around Colgate ok

I'm not gunna get beaten up cuz I use Colgate

Hahaha I see what u did there

0:04 what... have you.... DONE?!?!?!
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!

At least don't throw the Colgate on the grass, no wonder why she's made at you.

Don't clean teeth. puts on glasses

I Suggest Diamond Tiara Next, You Steal Her Tiara For A Plane Ride To DisneyLand

It's actually minuette, not Colgate.

Me: GET HIM!
Crook #1: Oh No!

Am i the only one that thinks he brushes his teeth outside and rinses out with the hose?

It's all about Colgate.

That makes sense

That'll teach ya' for using Aquafresh.

And yet technically her name isn't Colgate and nor does she have anything to do with toothpaste, brushing teeth or toothbrushes...

Dat eye twitch

You seem swell with the ladies.

At least he's brushing

O.o Now if I were that guy "ugh I don't want that. throws colgate toothpaste thats better" gasp "... Oh Fuu..." poof. 6/10

Colgate ...... ITS JUST TOOHPASTE

don't make Colgate mad /)

if in your life have a ponies who want to kill you, you can take a portal device or a gravity gun or a... aaaa.... some headcrabs with you

Her name is minuette too.

#COLGATE4LIFE!!!

haha i got you good

1: XD 2: Wasnt that a skyline? ( The black thing that was seen for al half second or so)

He's thinking with toothpaste

Why in almost every video with you and the mlp in real life shorts do you in the end get knocked out or at least hit?

She just want to environmental Protection

XDDD lol I use Crest so she'd hurt me too lol

She castes a toothpaste spell and covered u in toothpaste man I bet u smell pretty minty right about now

Do applejack

trixie love colgate she killed you for replaceing it lol

Do cheerlie because of her lols

Dude, you're taking so much abuse!! XD Have you tried appealing to their better nature?

Surely Dodge Though Unicorns!

Oh, so this is how people whiten their teeth!

XD.
Ever thought of doing a Discord one of these?

Mate, you must be inspired by HowToBasic, I presume?

#choosecolgate  

he just grow like HowToBasic

You have a very nice videos

Me: Picks a different toothpaste over colgate
Pony: Gets mad at my opinion and zaps me with magic
Me: Hurts pony so bad that I almost kill her

He looks at her like "wut?"

R.I.P StormXF3...

Солдат)))

The man wants aquafresh

😂😂😂😂😂

This guy is the dentist number 10

I perfer colgate.

glad i don't live with Colgate cause I use aquafresh

I prefer Crest.

I saw what you done there.

That spell, what is it?

Sounds like a Head explosion ._.

who even has toothpaste with them outside

Colgate? a real sprinter chooses PUMA!!!! sees colgate OH &%"! Vettel Team Radio OH I'M OUT CRASHED SOMEBODY HIT ME IN THE ***** REAR TURN 2 AND THEN I GOT HIT IN THE ***** REAR AGAIN IN TURN 3 FOR ***** SAKE HONESTLY WHAT R WE DOING HERE me to Vettel ok I know who it was...
Colgate: GOT YOU NOW
me: I don't think so...
Colgate: why
me: SPEEDBREAK!!!!! disappeares
Colgate: ****************************************

hahahaha

Yumi : Colgate is Kamen Rider Diend.

/watch?v=QnhiC2-2kjQ The Vinyl one

So, you ticked off Vinyl, Colgate, BonBon, and Rainbow Dash. Who's next, RoseLuck?

what’s that unicorns name?

If you was me I would run!

I thought her name was Minuette.

I`m using colgate ^-^`

На самом деле её зовут минуете а не колгейт

Isn't her name minuette?

Her official name is Minuette, but we the fans named her Colgate because her mane looks like the toothpaste.

MLP meets HowToBasic?

are you french because you have a french toothpaste ''aquafresh blancheur intense'' ?

I brush my teeth with wubs.

wait a minute i just put colgate in my mouth not 2 minutes ago. but i use TOTAL colgate not maxfresh.. she gets at all the stuff mexfresh misses :p

I also use aquafresh

это уже 3 поня которая знает заклинание вреда!(тоже самое с зелькой вреда)

All these comments about you getting hurt... I can't breath XD

Turettes guy is going to have a problem with Colgate then.

Cool

sorriso kkkk

Why change toothpaste??

DAT WAT YA GET

this video's was sponsored by... my little ponie






pinkie pie: 🥳

P.p.s lol that eye twitch.

wow

Hevy" Never never fuck with unicorns"

I think she will kill me because I didn't use Colgate toothpaste

Best joke

XD

THROWING FLASHBANG!!!

it's all about that aquafresh

Wow

0:11 HIYAAA take that Colgate because this is what you get for assaulting me and assaulting a man is a serious offence

lol nice

Are you Canadian? :D

Why does every Ponys hate him ?

Must...I must...not...gahhh.... *collapse because Colgate's cuteness*

Lol xD

What if you do my little pony with another cartoon movie

teach me to speak french please? btw her name is actually Lyra

They keep attacking you XD

hahaha

Me: are you okay?
You: (groning) no.
Me: .................OK THEN!

Your breaking the rules of resurrection! You only get 3.

Why you gotta be so savage

What's with you getting zapped and hit and destroyed by magic attacks?

That's what I was JUST about to ask? XD

LOL~

I would choose Colgate! I'm not trying to get hit soooooo

At first I thought I was about to watch a HowToBasic video.

Haha lol kill him Colgate and Lyra yeah go Colgate! XD

are these made with howtobasic?XD

Don't throw my favorite toothpaste

Plz do princess cadence plz

w... what? it's just tooth- oh..... I'm sorry.

0:12 imma firin mah lazer oof

Aquafresh LOL!

use Colgate forever :I

BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!

Hehehe funny

what? its just toothpaste

Oh no. It's Mr. Crocker.

XD

XD

Pinkie Pie in real life pliz :)

Best pony

serve you right!

Her name is Minuette

ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕪? 0:11

Colgate hah I choose closeup toothpaste not anything else

acTuAlY hER nAme iS Minuette

LOL

Can you have a day whit the ponies without getting hurt?

jajaja

jajaja

The poor gent recording probably did too.. o:

But her mane looks like toothpaste so...

Why is her name a toothpaste

LOL COLGATE THE TOOTHPASTE AND COLGATE THE PWNY XD

:3

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

Always ends the same way why do you keep annoying ponies.

Head shot !

Lol!

Her name is NOT Colgate it's MINUETTE and she just like EVERY OTHER PONY IN EQUESTRIA doesn't CARE if you THROW AWAY TOOTH PASTE

is that Colgate minuette

You missed the point. It's meant to make fun of the entire idea whether or not it is a fan name.

BOOM HEADSHOT!

What? Is new colgate XD

MAKE ONE WIRH OCTAVIA

Colgate win!

I brush mine with rainbows...

Fire fox and napsta in real life

You get beat up by ponies all the time don't you?

Out of nowhere u like throw it lol

It's just toothpaste don't hurt me

It's just toothpaste

xD

XD

I'm ded. 😵

XD

Headshot!

you remind me of how its done

..It reminds me to the how to basic videos

There is no such pony as Colgate! Her name is Minuete! If you look at her Cutie Mark (an hourglass, like doctor whooves') you will clearly see that! In my understanding, she is supposed to be Doctor Whooves' TARDIS in human form.

MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP

i stoped useing colgate toothpaste too.... D: R.I.P Sky Davis

DUDE IT'S A FLIPPING PONY THAT CAN DO NOTHING GET A DANM GUN!

I choose aquafresh

She did dress up as a dentist on nightmare night.

Why are you so mean to these inanimate objects that ponies are named after, IN THEIR PRESCIENCE! Can't you just perhaps and try to get along with your pony friends StormXF3? They can be really sweet if you just try to be nice to em!

DO ME NEXT!!! XDDDDD

LOOOOOOOL

Colgate optic white renewal. (I think lel)

why is it that you're the one that get's hurt in almost every video you make?

Lol HowtoBasic style. Without the eggs.

I like how your just a doush to all the ponies

COLGATE IS A DRAMA QUEEN!!!!!!

Did the toothpaste give you the idea mate?

I prefer Crest

I don't use Colgate.

Was Rainbow Dash on vacation or something?

official payback.

Headshot!!! LoooL!!!

StormXF3 Are you french ? Because on the Aquafresh's tube its french StormXF3 Est-tu francais ? Parce que sur le tube d'aquafresh, c'est écrit en francais : Blancheur Intense !

My tube of Colgate is empty Oh Fuck !!!

I dare you to do nothing and see what they do to you

This is like hot to badics messing with ponies

ROF LMAO

Lol

Why does he get hurt a lot?

SHE KILLED YOU! Or did she wreck the camera?

Colgate wins. Fatality

I wonder how many time did he got beaten up by ponies.....

Why 😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like she shot you

Why did I think this was made by HowToBasic xD?

What is the name of that pony

Ouch that hurt

her name is minuette

What did you do to upset her anyway!?!?!

Still using Aquafresh.

HE GETS BEAT UP BY EVERYPONY DOESN'T HE?

i noticed that evey pony u meet hates u XD

The rate your going, you're never get any cute mares to date. Your luckbwith the mares don't seem to be that good XD

Colgate sounds like twi

Also her eye twiches

Derpy in real life no what's even better Lyra in real life huh huh?

Zendium is my choice

You made colgate cry?

Well dude all the pony killed you R.I.P LOL

OWNED

I use crest though...

Come on now, calm down and talk about this

Don't mess with Colgate or else... /)

une fois de plus tu te fait massacrer par d'autre poney X'D

Wait, thats not her voice right....

Your just giving them an excuse to hurt you

I use aquafr-gotta go

owww bro! Do they do that alot?

Well hay at least he's brushing right Colgate?

16 people like to use aquafresh

minuette is better like romana in doctor who

All these ponies are so violent. D:

aquafresh LOL

Why was your toothpaste outside?

Colgate Total Pro

you are now A TOOTHBRUSH!

so there's vinyl hi vinyl -Stardust

Blancheur intense !!!

Thus here, is a win.

50Col of friendship because Colgate oh just never mind

so we meet again...

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Why must you piss them off?

A new video!

AHHH!! D:< *BASH*

man this guy cant win

Rainbow Dash's Precious Book Colgate (2014) (FilmNARU Animation Studios) Seoul, South Korea

This is why I use Oral-B

don't mess with da paste

STORM FX3 its star😂😂😂😂

Ouch that did leave a mark

Dude you gotta stop getting beat up by ponies.

I see that, not you. its Colgate with french description no ?

Colgate is ausome

My Little Pony
from Warner Bros and Hasbro

Lol

Lol

Lol

Lol

Lol

... pony are realy violent in fact

Ponies keep beating him up

My brand!

YEP.

you deserved that

who is that pony?

lol

lol

lol

I think you need to brush your teeth.exe

DED.

From rainbow dash 2 Colgate

JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ AQUA FRESH JAJAJAJAAJAAAJ

StormXF3 is french ?! Bonjour à toi ami brony !

You better not mess with them...

Is this the how to basics guy?

jajajajaja

HowToBasic Style ._.

Why do you always get hurt all the time?

Huh, guess you like to anger everypony

Never using Aqua fresh

I Use Colgate D:<

he's french

Almost all of the ponies endup smacking u or something.Y?

anyway colgate is beter then aquafresh

You got ZZZZAAAAAPPPPPED!!!!!!

at first I thought this was HowToBasic

Aquafresh is best pony

aquafresh..... WHY IS THE DUTCH FLAG ON THERE?!?!?!?!

ok, first of all HOW eggsacly do you put mlp in your vid?

I forgot to brush today.

Exactly.

maintenant je suis sur tu es francais XD !

Aqua fresh really? Bro the best ia Colgate

Aquafresh is best pony.

Why keep making that cheap sound/visual effect for every background pony? You could try something else for once.

I Wil never choose Colgate again😀

Why it was written un french ?

Lol this is so funny and y do u like making them mad

colgate hit you

me at :11 : reallly? you ujust had to do that

GOD THESE PONIES ARE JUST HATIN ON YOU MAN!!

cool profile pic

Storm... You Traitor!

She said YOUR EVIL

What is col?

Umm...












I use peroxide...

Colgate is minty and fresh wait is that another rainbow dash uh oh

that sounded painfull.

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED STICK!

Tothpaste not Colgate the pony lol

Minty Fresh Beatdown

oh do twilight :DDDDDD

baaaam lights out :D

Yo Storm, are you just getting used to ponies beating the crap out of you? Seriously, Iron Will, Applejack, Trixie, Rainbow Dash most definitely, and now Colgate. How's your health plan and where can I get it?

Head shot

Wait... doesn't Colgate mean hang yourself in Spanish or something? O_O

minty fresh

Jajaja pobre pasta cplgate

Im suprised u dont get a concussion cuz every single video u get knocked out XD

do you always get hurt?

I kind of am on your side stormxfg

Why do ponys hate his and if they beat you up kick them out

Ouch.

hmmm i pick aquafresh wait no COLGATE COLGATE COLGATE

Owwww

I use Pepsodent

What does your smile do

Aquafresh is better than Colgate, just saying

He does NOT have good luck with mares.

Yeah he is french

I would be pissed too if you were using Aquafresh >.>

LOL i like colgat its better LOL

я все еще не понимаю как работают рекомендации

Is there another pony dentist called aquafresh

Hey matey, try to arm, or fight.

Want a pistol,
That'll be 70 bits

Colgate

what about crest

Lol Aquafresh

Are you HowToBasic's brother?

Derpy and Dj Pon3 ones

Morale of the story: If you don't use Colgate, you are fucked.

smoker smoker!

PRODUCT PLACEMENT!

Do you brush your teeth in your back yard?

как приручить единорога

u get hurt whenever you meet them.............. maybe you shouldn't meet my oc.................. like for real

STORRRRMMM !!!!! *Brush witch signal* Hmmh ? what ? =)

hit him he diserve it for replacing your stuff colgate

I THOUGHT IT WAS minute

Why is she mad at him

why everyone hate him

это даже в России смотрят!!!

this guy gets hurt all the time

Why does everypony attak this guy?

Are you like purposely pissing off ponies man?

Look This Guy Shes Throw The Toothpaste Shes Like A HowToBasic

whats wrong of aquafresh??

Man, this guy is pissing off everypony, isn't he?

you forgot how to hygiene

I like crest

lol 666k views 😂😂😂😂😂

Lol

oh my

are you getting hit in every video?

That's what you said in your video response.

Is That an advertisement?

No congate pls!!! D:

xd

Don't fuck with Colgate...

you seem to like making ponies angry

I don't like Colgate I like aquafresh

Do Luna playing portal or raibow dash sees pacif rim say AWSEOME

Pony just hate u don't they haha

Rarity

Stop pissing off ponies :o

I Love You.

You get hurt... A lot... XD between dash and everything else... Yeah

stop pissing off the ponies

Haha too bad your not sponsored

lol aquafresh

BRUSH UR TEETH!

Stop doing ones when you die do peace ful ones like my little dashie

How to brush your teeth

Aw SHIET

lucky

BOOM colgateshot

Where do you live? It's not looks like america ....i think..?

Oh my god... he f**ked with colgate.

Hate to see your hospital bill

OK pissing pinkie pie off would = hospital bill ahem ITS OVER 9000 WHAT 9000

French people spotted!

RIP

her name is minuette :T

stop getting beat up by ponies

Que s'est-il passé ? Qu'a fait Colgate ?

im screwed , im using president...

Get an scp 173




It can do th ejob

How rude of you!

why xd

Somehow u all ways get punched, lol

Thats gota hurt

You must have to go to the hospital a lot

ADD THIS WRYYYYYYYYY

Colgate is better

oh ok Tans mieux moi aussi !

fuck yes

I think she beat the crap out of you

Oh thats would hurt in a week

we got kidding me

0:11

COLGATE IS BEST TARDIS

0:08 lol french

why do you hate these colorful ponies.

French brohoof ! /)

hey storm u ok?

R.i.p

I use atomy

WHA WHA Blakaamaka?umm ok nev

because they didn't got their hay

ded

Is he kill?

Help him please

Um. Colgate shot you.

Are you serious?!!! Really bruh...

What? What happened?

i guess not :P

SO WAT HE DOSEN"T USE COLGATE I DON"T

that pony must die!

It's not aquafresh

You do a lot of error with the pony

O.o

Yeet 0:03

Then go back to it.

How Could you?

Crest is better

how is you r knee dude ? was it bad?

My my my

Eso ya de ha visto

:L

NOT AQUAFRESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HowToBasic what is the name chicken and fox squirrels is going on here

DERPI IES BEST PONW

realy ;-;

Avada Kedavra

Oral - B is best

yup hes dead

why why do they all hate you

T'est français?

french spoted

00:04 that is nesesari???

Optic white

0:10 0:12

Oops.

what
: (????!!??.!!??

lol no

Her name is Minuette not Colgate

Uh oh...

What the and holy cow

That’s not nice

i dont get it... o.O

Doctor whooves

Los humanos son nacos

HowToBasic what are you doing

Howtobasic?

Troll lol lol lol lol 😂

howtobasic?

Haaaaaaaa

I don't get it!!!!

Oh s...

fourth!

First!

Y u make them mad all the time

why thee always are hitting

Colgate you me sex now wait with the hell did she come from was she standing there the whole time

Y do ponies h8 u?

Ok.....

Are u trying to be HOW TO BASIC??

I choose auqament

* Minuette

He*

nope

I DONT LIKE THAT TOTHPACE ETHER

.....

Здесь был русский.

What the

ów poo poo pop

...

Lol bad english

I hate Pony





Gah,this is bad

Yeah

Yo

Colgate de esta

could you please not be

Hi.

rolf

maybe

AquaFresh is best !!! ... oh shi* ! fsadddddddddddddd ... ...

storm xf3

Are you more girls

dis is racist...

No

The fnck she do?

Aquefresh heh

Lunaaa

Crestpls

Btw her name is Minuette not Colgate somebody made EVERYONE BELIEVE HER NAME IS COLGATE

Crest

Now this video sucks, is howtobasic now.

f colgate