adventures of Annabelle bloom Kiki Tracey jewel

@Griddy Boi, I despise it now.<br>But I can say that the original version was so much better when it used to broadcast during the early CBeebies days

@Griddy Boi, I despise it now.
But I can say that the original version was so much better when it used to broadcast during the early CBeebies days

The shitty reboot of this show, is a part of the CBeebies hell 🤮<br>The original version of this, broadcast during the early CBeebies days was total perfection 😭

The shitty reboot of this show, is a part of the CBeebies hell 🤮
The original version of this, broadcast during the early CBeebies days was total perfection 😭

YUUUUSSSS I AGREE WITH YOYR OPINEEON!! I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!

IM REALY ANGRY AND I HATE ANYONE WHO DISAGRES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM REALY ANGRY AND I HATE ANYONE WHO DISAGRES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YUSSSS I AGREEE TULUTUBBYS EES GARPAGE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

YUSSSS I AGREEE TULUTUBBYS EES GARPAGE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

MAKE PANFRYING DORY AND DEEPFRYING DORY.

MAKE PANFRYING DORY AND DEEPFRYING DORY.

I AGREE ACTUALLY LIKE ACTUALLY I AGREE ALL CHANGES TO GOOD THINGS ARE BAD I HATE MINECRAFT 1.14

I'd (ahem) agree that Enter's older content was pretty unwatchable, but I'm not subbed to both him-and-your-self for nothing.

But po (the "blue" one ) is purple not blue

But po (the "blue" one ) is purple not blue

wait you're making a review show, or is this a parody

wait you're making a review show, or is this a parody

7:31 It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye, a Patty bun with ten seeds instead of eleven. I wasn't about to stand idly by and watch a customer to go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun," I said. I dashed into action. "Excuse me sir." "What a diligent and charming individual." That's when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creak. And that's when the chain snapped! And then SLAM! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed and lay for nearly six hours, crying softly for help. The worst part, though, is that I never got that kind gentlemen his new bun.

@Ablur How about both? This was an April Fools' Day shitpost. 😂

@Ablur How about both? This was an April Fools' Day shitpost. 😂

Disgust your video friend I disagree ,:v

Disgust your video friend I disagree ,:v

I'm with you I liked the old Teletubbies dipsy's dance was my favorite and laalaa wit dance of some sort

I just found out that james a williams loves the teletubbies reboot

I just found out that james a williams loves the teletubbies reboot

i think emperor lemon has been on a downwards spiral mentally and now he's lost it completely

EmpLemon I've never seen it, so I'm natural

EmpLemon I've never seen it, so I'm natural

EmpLemon the original teletubbies are better

EmpLemon the original teletubbies are better

EmpLemon
why are the wild will sparkles green?

EmpLemon
*why are the wild will sparkles green?*

they cant reuse the set the telly tubbyhills is now a pond

they cant reuse the set the telly tubbyhills is now a pond

<b>Y                E                  E                 T</b>

*Y                E                  E                 T*

Not on this subject. Seriously what said to that brit is bullshit.

Not on this subject. Seriously what said to that brit is bullshit.

No Offense but I completely disagree Teletubbies are the nicest creatures there is no problem with the show but I do respect your opinion :D

EmpLemon you forgot to rant about noo noo

EmpLemon you forgot to rant about noo noo

Well SuperNegativeP this was a parody of TheMysteriousMrEnter.

Well SuperNegativeP this was a parody of TheMysteriousMrEnter.

EmpLemon please tell me what you did to your fuckin Mic

EmpLemon please tell me what you did to your fuckin Mic

EmpLemon, okay Pope of the Church of Montizon.

EmpLemon, okay Pope of the Church of Montizon.

I would but the video is not more than 30 minutes

I would but the video is not more than 30 minutes

its just a bunch of cheap green screening, I guess because the previous crew complained about being in the heat

The only mistake you made: Not making the voice audio on one side.

The only mistake you made: Not making the voice audio on one side.

EmpLemon there gonna use this this against you.

EmpLemon there gonna use this this against you.

Is the april fools joke pretending you don't act like this normally?<br>JK.

Is the april fools joke pretending you don't act like this normally?
JK.

EmpLemon all they need now is to make jay - jay the airplane reboot. You know the cartoon about a plane with a face that gives you  nightmares for life. you get it.

<b>I’M AN ANIMATION REVIEWER ON THE INTERNET!!!</b>

*I’M AN ANIMATION REVIEWER ON THE INTERNET!!!*

Not Quit, Dipsy came second in the original series in some episodes, todays tv show are 16:9 aspect ratio but it doesn't work on the stomachs of the Teletubbies and yes I hate the Teletubbies reboot because the original series was wacky, insane and had a charm to it for a british children's TV show and I'm british but the reboot gets rid of all the wackiness of the original to make it cute, the Noo-Noo is not blue anymore because he's now pink, orange and gold and everything you said.

May i ask whats your opinion on the double boost "meme" (in my eyes its bland and not funny)

I saw this video just now after a camping trip and instantly respected you more than I thought was humanly possible.
I've known how terrible the reboot is for ages and appreciate you, a grand memetic scholar, shedding light on this dire issue.
Thank you.

EmpLemon <b>I AGREE THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE AND DISGUSTING AND I AM APPALLED WE MUST GO TO THE STREETS. PEOPLE WILL PAY</b>

EmpLemon *I AGREE THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE AND DISGUSTING AND I AM APPALLED WE MUST GO TO THE STREETS. PEOPLE WILL PAY*

This review was a fair observation of my childhood show. Thank you Lemon!!!

lol everyone thinks this video is about mr. enter when its about some rando youtuber called James A Williams

Okay. I liked teletubbies when I was small.

Okay. I liked teletubbies when I was small.

Original Teletubbirs > 2001 A space Odyssey

Original Teletubbirs > 2001 A space Odyssey

And I thought Teen Titans Go! was the worst cartoon in human history.

EmpLemon <b>I AGREE WITH YOU! I'M GONNA COMMIT SEPPUKU AFTER WATCHING THIS REBOOT!!1!1</b>

EmpLemon *I AGREE WITH YOU! I'M GONNA COMMIT SEPPUKU AFTER WATCHING THIS REBOOT!!1!1*

EmpLemon This was actually very embarrassing to watch. I don't know why this parody has so many likes.

EmpLemon see one April fools video on YouTube. You've seen them all

EmpLemon see one April fools video on YouTube. You've seen them all

Nah , you don't sound snobish enough , nor made unfunny attempts at comedy
P.D.
If you had imitated James A William snobish voice tone he probably would have made a video calling you out as an impostor and this video would be 10/10

EmpLemon it's a fucking April fools joke! My Name Is Alex And Like Your Videos!

EmpLemon Down with the British parliament!!

EmpLemon Down with the British parliament!!

"It's ripping off the original!"
"It's not faithful enough to the original!"
i get it

Reboot moar liek REEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOT get that SHiT ouTAa muh faic

Reboot moar liek REEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOT get that SHiT ouTAa muh faic

EmpLemon Can we get a one minute meme on the evil north theme

EmpLemon Can we get a one minute meme on the evil north theme

EmpLemon make another Animated Atrocities about Family Boi Number 173835858585885873736218727281910101010102039393

What a great way to start off April Fools.

What a great way to start off April Fools.

EmpLemon i keep getting adds is this a glitch

EmpLemon i keep getting adds is this a glitch

>When your army of 256k needs some more morale boost.

>When your army of 256k needs some more morale boost.

why are the simpsons greeeeeeeen :terrathonk:

why are the simpsons greeeeeeeen :terrathonk:

blondexter Remember that dude who reviewed the Bob the builder reboot and the postman pat reboot? Yeah.....

EmpLemon this is making fun of another YouTube I know it

EmpLemon this is making fun of another YouTube I know it

EmpLemon <b>EVERY CARTOON REVIEWER EVER</b>

Hello, animation reviewer on the internet

Hello, animation reviewer on the internet

EmpLemon Complain complain  COMPLAIN COMPLAIN

EmpLemon Complain complain  COMPLAIN COMPLAIN

EmpLemon I AGREE!!!! WAHHHHH I LIKED EVERYTHING IN THE 2000S

EmpLemon I AGREE!!!! WAHHHHH I LIKED EVERYTHING IN THE 2000S

EmpLemon What’s a rant? I do not speak into of Englishes?

EmpLemon What’s a rant? I do not speak into of Englishes?

EmpLemon Of course i agree with you, youre my hero and never wrong

EmpLemon Of course i agree with you, youre my hero and never wrong

NO I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, LOL. PRANKED. ROASTED. KILL ME.

NO I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, LOL. PRANKED. ROASTED. KILL ME.

yes daddy, I will always agree with you daddy

yes daddy, I will always agree with you daddy

EmpLemon this is the greatest thing I have ever seen, and yes I know what day it is

oh god hes turning into a normie someone save him

oh god hes turning into a normie someone save him

HOW COVVVvOuLD ThEY Do DIS TO TeleTuBIEs 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

HOW COVVVvOuLD ThEY Do DIS TO TeleTuBIEs 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

EmpLemon the blues clues reboot is much better.

EmpLemon the blues clues reboot is much better.

EVERYTHING THAT WAS SAID RESONATES PERFECTLY WITH MY VIEWS

EVERYTHING THAT WAS SAID RESONATES PERFECTLY WITH MY VIEWS

I heard that the emperors 'Easter' (not April fools) special video would be amazing, the rumors were true!

i know this is a joke but i hate the reeboot

i know this is a joke but i hate the reeboot

Don't forget that they COMPLETLY RUINED dipsy, la-la, po and the blue one!

<b>I   D I S A G R E E</b> ABOUT disagreeing

I was a Teletubbie fan so I AGREEE WWETH YOO FRIKIN REEBIITT!11!!!<br>(seriously, why a reboot of this?)

I was a Teletubbie fan so I AGREEE WWETH YOO FRIKIN REEBIITT!11!!!
(seriously, why a reboot of this?)

EmpLemon you forgot to favorite yourself

EmpLemon you forgot to favorite yourself

I'm always tired of these guys shitting on my favorite shows<br>😡

I'm always tired of these guys shitting on my favorite shows
😡

I AGREE WITH YOU THE ART STYLE LOOKS BAD!

I AGREE WITH YOU THE ART STYLE LOOKS BAD!

EmpLemon I cant tell if this is an april fools video or you shitposting

EmpLemon I AGREE WITH YOUR RAGE!!11ONE! THIS TRUELY FUKIN PISSES ME OFF!


Usually, April fools is YouTube's lazy day. An excuse for content creators to make a halfassed, unfunny and obvious fakeout joke.

But you sir...you transcend them all. You  make a high tier shitpost. And for that, I thank you.


You nailed the James A Williams impression.

@Yoshimaniac but the diffence james video was scripted while emp was emotionally ranting

@Yoshimaniac Yeah, that show sucks regardless.

thanos fromfornite it’s okay, there are people who review Thomas And Friends episodes and specials.

Yoshimaniac If there are many reviews on Thomas and Friends episodes made by people the same age as James A Williams then why are people going against him?

I watched some of James a Williams videos and there so boring!

Nah nah nah this has gotta be a Ben Rants thing

Steve Is alive in Mr enter Durant have a crap Mic

HeWhoIsSadAndLonely it's a cold war,<br>a cold, dank, slightly wet war

HeWhoIsSadAndLonely it's a cold war,
a cold, dank, slightly wet war

I liked the James A Williams reviews (despite him reviewing shows for 4 year olds)

Steve Is alive I think it was EVERY video essay maker

the theme song is importiant

the bob the builder theme felt unfinished for me in the reboot

but James did the video on the Bob the Builder reboot and it was very similar to this on how every slight change in the reboot was criticized such as the theme song lyrics or the color of the characters.


I completely agree. The post-apocalyptic color scheme and nuclear bunker made much more sense in the lore of Teletubbies. I have no idea why they changed it. I guess the subtle message against nuclear warfare was too inappropriate for children. So they just made it bright green and a hobbit hole instead of a nuclear bunker. Seriously, this reboot completely spits on the original! >:(

One less dimple on the PA = one less hydrogen bomb.


This is an extremely realistic depiction of useless rants. Your satirical skills amaze me, I knew something like this was coming when I saw it on twitter.

I think this is a parodic metaphor for mr enter's old rant videos.

Yeah, he's gotten really good at this. Probably a result of the DOWNWARD SPIRAL years.


This is so amazingly ironic & subversive, that by the end it actually does work in convincing me of your point that the new Teletubbies is garbage, even though it's obviously only meant to be satire, it's so good it transcends and almost convinces me that it's sincere, like the live action FilmCow videos.

This is THE video essay parody!
10/10


Good video, but there's not enough references about how this show took place in a post 9/11 society and how  this Teletubbies reboot should acknowledge that. 8/10


I love how you can hear his mouse clicking.

I like how you can hear every muscle in his throat clicking.


It’s totally valid criticism to say the old version was better because “It was my childhood, man.”


Seeing people compare this to so many people made me realize this is a parody of the western cartoon youtubers comunity in general.


April fools used to be a day where quality content was made

Nothing has changed

@Huntracony ugh... same... sorry to trauma dump, but I had my pet tortoise die this april fools day.<br>life pulled the cruelest april fools day prank on me

@Huntracony ugh... same... sorry to trauma dump, but I had my pet tortoise die this april fools day.
life pulled the cruelest april fools day prank on me

Your icon makes me want to live in a society


Although this is supposed to be a joke, I find myself agreeing with you for the most part. I think the Teletubbies have been on a downward spiral lately & now they've lost lt completely.


I didn’t even know Teletubbies had a reboot. Man, have I been sleeping under a Dwayne Johnson.<br>Edit: Upon further inspection, I couldn’t care less about kids’ shows getting rebooted. It’s just meant for kids, not me, end of story, farewell.

I didn’t even know Teletubbies had a reboot. Man, have I been sleeping under a Dwayne Johnson.
Edit: Upon further inspection, I couldn’t care less about kids’ shows getting rebooted. It’s just meant for kids, not me, end of story, farewell.

Andrew Ribaudo Lets get Dr.MlpBronyAnimeFan9000 on the case

GR3N1NJ4 TV blues clues is greeting a reboot

Teletubbies is the most important series how could you not know

I found out the reboot was a thing after I was reading teletubbie and slendytubbies fanfictions

GR3N1NJ4 TV there's just been so many stupif reboots recently, so it's not surprising.


Even though this is an April fools rant, this is still pretty accurate


"The blatant Windows product-placement here" dude I burst out laughing from that.

The irony is that Teletubbies is by the BBC, who of course are against product placement.


The mic quality makes it so much better.

If there's anything emp knows, it's ear rape audio levels from his YTP days


Didn't even mention that they screwed up Noo-Noo too. What kind of vacuum cleaner goes outside? He never went outside in the original.<br>RUINED.

Didn't even mention that they screwed up Noo-Noo too. What kind of vacuum cleaner goes outside? He never went outside in the original.
RUINED.


It’s kind of lazy to have just reupload a mysterious mr.enter video and call it a April fools prank

@Rebecca Stewart Nah I think he still does.

isnt that just all of your videos except its not a prank

I certainly respect Aaron, but Enter does not deserve all of his hatred now.

@- 9 months ago? His content has improved a thousand fold over the past few YEARS.

I don’t think Mr. Enter wouldn’t be as bad as this.


Holy shit, the quality is 240p. You really went all out.


Everything, down to the bad editing, microphone quality, tone, 100% accurate. Well done.

+MLPFun If the video was exported in 144p it would be 100% understandable that the dude could have chosen a 16:9 aspect ratio, though, but the quality is already bad enough with 240p.

I agree with you, but 240p is an exclusive 4:3 aspect ratio.
You may like to see this https://pacoup.com/2011/06/12/list-of-true-169-resolutions/

I guess, but anyone who cant simply fix the aspect ratio probably doesn't know much about editing anyway.

The editing is simple, but it doesn't mean it's bad.<br>What about absolutely NO editing?

The editing is simple, but it doesn't mean it's bad.
What about absolutely NO editing?

As well as the rage comics and impact memes.


Emp, I think you've let the Downwards Spiral Consume you.


Decent satire sure, but you actually convinced me the original Teletubbies was better.


They've been ruining all of our childhoods recently. I saw the Bob the Builder reboot recently, and they removed one of the lyrics from the intro! I couldn't watch on. I feel like these evil business men are trying to make us angry and RUIN our childhoods. We'll get back at them one day...


Funny how he even contradicts himself nice job


Okay you made some valid points but I really think the writing has improved on this one. Didn't you see the episode where that red one was sad, and then night came. This was obviously symbolism for depression. The night was symbolizing the dark thoughts blocking out any bright ones. It's really innovative and impressive for the show to go that far, and it was so deep.


you forgot the cringe slideshow character to represent you 0/10

Can we please stop lampooning Mr. Enter?


This is so accurate it physically hurts me!!!

My favorite parts are how you keep cycling between the art style, the windmill and nitpicking the smallest of details. Never mind bigger, important things like the stories, characters and execution of said things,what little of that there is in the Teletubbies, nooooooooo, we have to focus on these very tiny, insignificant details and repeat for emphasis!

Pugglify tfw when you realize he was complimenting the video and making fun of Mr. Enter

This comment chain hurts but in a  good way

this video was really funny because it was a joke. the sad part is that people are literally doing this right now with the new thundercats roar announcment

Alienrun That Sir...

...is a very good point.

+6 Piece Chicken McNuggets I don't think there is anything inherently wrong with talking about a kids show as an adult. Its how you go about it that matters tho...

...obviously getting this mad over something this trivial unironically is arguably problematic. (Then again its online so...eh whatever...)

Where have you been all of my life?! I've wandered through the woods of life not knowing what is and isn't socially acceptable. Please, enlighten this foolish pleb!

Dude. You're missing the point. The joke is that an adult (usually cartoon reviews are in the 20's) is overanalyzing a show meant for 2 year olds. Put simply, it not that's getting angry over something like the Teletubbies, yet so many people are.

Next take a look in the mirror and see how alway complaining about children shows isn't the most socially acceptable thing.


This show is even worse than Teen Titans Go!, The Powerpuff Girls (2016) and Ben 10 (2016) combined.

This show is even worse than _Teen Titans Go!,_ _The Powerpuff Girls_ (2016) and _Ben 10_ (2016) combined.

The voice actors mic quality is similar to that of this video's

@EmpLemon yep tbh they are bad except ben 10

TEEN TITANS GO IS LIKE, WORSE THAN A NUCLEAR BOMBING. I'D RATHER BE IN HIROSHIMA IN 1945 THAN WATCH A SINGLE SECOND OF TTG AGAIN!

THOSE SHOWS ARE BAD AND I WILL REVIEW THEM IN NO LESS THAN 80 MINUTES PER SHOW


You can tell EMPs video quality has drastically gotten better in the past few months


I perceive this as a satirical take on Youtube critics in general, not just James A Williams.


i liked more the "dark" and realistic art style of the teletubbies


And suddenly it was 2008 all over again.


Why is the sun communistic all of a sudden?


240p is still too high for this
144p for best
A   R   T        S   T    Y   L   E

@ForgottenPlanet thanks a lot now i experienced the best artistic style

No problem, my friend. It’d be cruel of me not to share this artistic enhancement with the world.

ForgottenPlanet you Have open my eyes to ture art.

THANK.


The sad thing is, that things like this actually happen. I think we all can remember the "Sonic Boom blue arms riots" of
2014


You were so realistic with making one of these rant videos that I can't watch more than 3 minutes.

Well done, EmpLemon.


this will be the best video released today

[EmpLemon]<br>It’s been 2 years, we’re still waiting

[EmpLemon]
It’s been 2 years, we’re still waiting

Aztrosist This was posted at 2 AM (CST) my boy. We stil have the rest of our day left to consider. You sure you want to stand by your statement?

Aztrosist still waiting on APanda expose vid

Hey aztrosist and synthcool please make a gundam video

seriously I just wish SynthCool would love me it sucks so bad

Synthcool please make a gundam video now

SynthCool <b>Top 10 anime showdowns incoming</b>

SynthCool *Top 10 anime showdowns incoming*

NO THIS VIDEO SUCKS, EVERYTHING SUCKS AND I HATE IT AND I WILL REVIEW IT MARK MY FUCKING WORDS


My only objection with this critique is that the original was a pinwheel , it's the bastards who made the reboot who turned the show's focal point into a windmill. Pinwheels are made for enjoyment; Windmills are an industrial era construct symbolizing the pain of past laborers!


What they really needed was a Boohbah remake not a Teletubbies one.


WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ONB THE CONTROVERSIAL IMPORTANT BOB THE BUILDER REBOOT??????

The Bob the builder remake is a piece of scrap


Woah I never thought I would come across an anime reviewer with such astute tastes as myself, this is with out a doubt the most accurate thing I have ever heard another human say. Normies who just picked up the show and have never seen the original will never understand this, its not just a visual masterpiece but its also an emotional masterpiece. Toshio Maeda was incorrectly credited with popularizing the use of tentacles in anime. The teletubbies were the first to popularize the genre with the vacuum cleaner "Noo Noo" only the most hardcore and true anime fans know this and it disgusts me that there are people who disagree with this fact.


Why do I always expect a legit video on April Fool's Day?  I'm way to trusting.

"too trusting."  Please learn how to spoken.


To be fair, you have to have a high I.Q. to understand the subtle nuance of the Teletubbies reboot.


This video is way too accurate. It will never not be funny how Nostalgia Critic Started his show by bitching about Cartoons as a JOKE, but manchildren on the Internet actually took it seriously and made videos about how much they hate shows meant for 5 year olds


It's actually surprising how he made a pretty serious personality instead of a cliche ranter personality, you got to give him props for how he actually goes in depth into details that are different but not really important to the "rant" and a little bit of time into effort


Your audio sounds better than ever. Keep it up fam.


Have we traveled back into 2008 or traveled forward to 3018?

StickMaster500 I wish we could go back to the good old days in 1945

we are obviously in 20083018. dont you remember Y20083k? everyone thought that the C Y B E R N U K E S were going to strike?

StickMaster500 WHAT HOW ARE YOU- YOUR EVERYWHERE

Is this what having Vietnam flashbacks is like?

Your in tf2 videos, meme videos, trending videos, and who knows what else

StickMaster500 you fucking legend you are everywhere. see you on MusicSheetBoss next probably

StickMaster500 as a time travel you should known

Preston if stick master is everywhere<br>Then your everywhere

Preston if stick master is everywhere
Then your everywhere

holy shit dude <b>how are you literally everywhere</b>

holy shit dude *how are you literally everywhere*

We actually traveled back to 3008.. oh no wait we traveled forward to 20018... oh wait nvm... uhh how about both?

StickMaster500 I can't tell this is truly futuristic content of the future

Whare did you get the time machine I must stop the romens from falling

Both, half of your body left you.  You didn't notice 17 hours ago because you were in a coma.

StickMaster500 to much editing for 2008 so it must be 3018

Forward, see we had a nuclear war and humanity was set back x number of years. So we had to re-evolve.

Why are you commenting on other things besides tf2 content it's breaking the contract you made with lord gaben.

Snake what have you done
You've changed the future
You created a time paradox

sir, i am not sure if i have been stalking you or you have been stalking me

Stickmaster, what is the best pokemon porn?

Dude, I've been to the Big Bang Burger Bar, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, A Subway Midway, even the Big Bang at the Big Bang, and everywhere in between, it's all the same, Earth's just lucky it's unpopular, not even as welcome a sight as a gas station...

StickMaster500 the future is now old man


Almost fell out my chair laughing. This is gold! Hope Emp enjoyed making this as much as I enjoyed watching it!


Ngl, I was a happier person when I use to believe videos like those where just all in my head and not an actual thing of the past. I mean, this was so spot on it hurts.


windmill is the most ｉｍｐｏｒｔａｎｔ ｃ ｈ ａ ｒ ａ ｃ ｔ ｅ ｒ

<b>blasts earrape windmill isle act 1</b>

"Windmill is the key to all of this. We get Windmill to work, 'cause he's a funnier character than we've had in any of the movies."


Very good argument, very good editing, very high quality video 10/10.


If your opinion is different than mine, that means you're <b>WRONG!!!!!1!1</b>

If your opinion is different than mine, that means you're *WRONG!!!!!1!1*

I like Sonic Unleashed and detest Heroes. Y'all triggered?


I can't tell if no effort went into this or all the effort went into this, either way you nailed it on the head with the quality XD


I like watching some of the long form video essays on Youtube, and when I feel like I'm crawling too far up my own ass this video helps bring me back to reality. This some top notch satire.


in my opinion  this isnt the worst remake because i count sesame street after season 3 as complete shit and i say its not in canon so the teletubbies reboot isnt the worst and sesame street after season 3 is much worse

POWERPUFF GIRLS 2016 IS AN INSULT TO HUMANITY

I HAVE TO- actually agree with that one man

SESAME STREET SUCKS AND SO DOES BLUES CLUES.


I usually love your videos but your impression of a obnoxious cartoon review is to perfect and it actually annoys me lol I don't know whether to tell you good job or please stop


I like how April Fools is the most active day for youtubers because literally all of them want to cash in with some predictable joke that relies on them doing/talking about something they dislike or don't care about.<br>I love it

I like how April Fools is the most active day for youtubers because literally all of them want to cash in with some predictable joke that relies on them doing/talking about something they dislike or don't care about.
I love it


the satire is so good that this can be passed off as a real review. I remember having a kid like this at my school named Thomas who sounded like Chris Chan and loved Thomas The Tank Engine along with other shows. We had to endure him sitting with us at lunch since we knew if we told him to fuck off we would get in trouble, he didn't know how to interact with people so at random he would sometimes just blurt out the names of his favorite shows. He would go out and just say "Spongebob Clarence Flap Jack and Chowder!" His youtube channel is really cringy


I totally agree with you dude. This show used to be one of the greatest shows, and now it's just a mockery of what it once was.


From how it looks, the Teletubbies reboot looks like it has improved a great deal. I like it's more bright, colorful, and vibrant art styles, not to mention, focusing on things like kids with disabilities so young kids can get a early concept and understanding of disabilities. If anything, I only have a problem with the sun design.


Did you know if you switch the letters in the discription it says why are the Simpsons green

I actually tried an anagram solver for that lmeo

my name jeff ecks dee


I wish I found this on April Fools, this was probably the best April Fools video of this year. The mannerism and speech pattern are almost akin to the cartoon rants from half a decade ago.


I didn't know Teletubbies was rebooted recently.


I am moderately convinced this is the best channel on YouTube.


i like how when something is changed hes like "IT WAS PERFECTLY OKAY THE WAY IT WAS" but when something isn't changed hes like "OH WOW HOW UNORIGINAL"


Well, seeing as I’m an 11 year old with no standards what so ever, I’m going to agree with this reviewers opinion and subscribe while ignoring the legitimate criticism about him as a person


you should've titled this video "The Teletubbies have been on a downward spiral"


I agree with almost all of this unironically but things like the order of which they jump out the hill in the intro is actually different in every episode at least in the original.


Watches 6 minutes of this
looks at the published date
Yeah, that makes sense now.

*Watches 6 minutes of this*
*looks at the published date*
Yeah, that makes sense now.


Game Theory: is lala the child of dipsy and po?


I used to watch these crappy rants back in the early days of Youtube. Those were dark times.


The fact that he's chewing his mic the whole time is the icing on the cake 😂


Is it weird that I legitimately love this video in a nostalgic way? I miss low production Windows Movie Maker rant videos.

Same I prefer it over the clickbait nowadays.

Lol, miss them? They are still everywhere, just look up "cartoon rant" or some shit


This is still one of the greatest April fools videos of all time


you kidding me? have you SEEN the reboot of Reboot? It's even worse!

Robz Shishigami - Just wanted video games.


Why would you make scrambled eggs? I can’t eat them anymore to know you eat them. 2/10.


I really enjoy how you complain about the show not being original, while at the same time complaining at how it doesn't match the original exactly. It's sad how """critics""" unironically do that


<b>ever time I see those memes at the beginning I lose a little bit of my soul</b>

*ever time I see those memes at the beginning I lose a little bit of my soul*


This is a brilliant parody, it captures everything these videos have, good job emplemon👌


<b>Every unnecessary rant in a nutshell</b>


James A Williams?
Mysterious MrEnter?
Whoever you are impersonating, I love the 'effort' you put into this.

@BababooeySuey 🐰🍀 "They're all the same"
Racist.

/s

Looking at it again, his repetition and audio quality are kinda reminiscent of Leafy.

Yeah Pan Pizza is decent. Sabersparks a bit formulaic at times but I can see defenitely what there is to like.

TheWickedWeenie Not all of them.Pan Pizza and SaberSpark are pretty good imo.

Just cartoon reviewers in general. They're all the same

British Trooper I think this is supposed to make fun of late 2000s low quality Windows Movie Maker rants in general,back when everyone thought they could be the next Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic.


Wow Mr.Enter really upgraded his mic quality

bOB thE bUILDeR REEEEbutt rEViEW - valid criticism? Yea it just looks like Chug Chug ChuggingTON a ROPE to me... Or PAW patrolltoitrofph[gvgolol

The Real Delphox 616 WelLCOMe BAaaaCK TO BeN RAnTs


EXACTLY. HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE THE WINDMILL IN THE INTRO? THEY TOTALLY MESSED UP THE CHARACTER DESIGN OF THE WINDMILL. THIS REBOOT IS SO WRONG. THANKS FOR PUTTING MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS, I'VE BEEN SO INFURIATED BY THIS HORRIBLE "REBOOT" EVER SINCE IT CAME OUT.


"Why are the windmill sparkles green"<br>"Why are the simpsons green"

"Why are the windmill sparkles green"
"Why are the simpsons green"


This is still the best April fools joke, he even changed his name


I like how Doctormlpanime_whatever_8000 goes like "the baby was ripped off from the original," and later on he goes on about the dimples of the PA system, the different places of the windmill, and the order of the teletubbies, and so on. Really sets the tone of the video perfectly. Great job, am probably going to use this as a source.


When something isn’t the same as the original: “Why would they change it!?”<br>When something is the same as the original: “They ripped it off!”

When something isn’t the same as the original: “Why would they change it!?”
When something is the same as the original: “They ripped it off!”


I’d never expect a YTPer to parody low-quality cartoon reviewers


Emp how hard is it to understand?<br>This is one of the greatest art styles to bless our human eyes and you should be grateful that your allowed to view it

Emp how hard is it to understand?
This is one of the greatest art styles to bless our human eyes and you should be grateful that your allowed to view it


Whoa, I don't know Teletubbies had a reboot.

Or maybe I was just got fooled on April 1st.

Darbles Duo it actually did. the backgrounds are CGI-ish now (but good-looking CGI), but from what I've seen (I watched it with my nephew), it's close to the original.


0/10 no bandicam watermark at the center of the screen

No cartoon persona in the corner of the screen in various poses and expressions while crossing arms


I don't remember subscribing to drmlpbronyanimefan3000

I think he’s the evolved form of BanishedGoku3000.

I got subbed to that channel unexpectedly.<br>YouTube better fix their shit. I can’t stand getting to subbed to channels that I didn’t even get subbed to in the first place.

I got subbed to that channel unexpectedly.
YouTube better fix their shit. I can’t stand getting to subbed to channels that I didn’t even get subbed to in the first place.


Wow...
This... thi- the effort put into this..

Cool! I mean, it must be hard to be down this low, even in the quality of the video!! And I really liked your acting in this, the way you pulled off as a pretentious fat person and- like- Fully committing to that person.

It’s amazing you could pull something like this off, nevermind about Frying Nemo..

OR EVEN FRYING DORY!!

all in all, good job


Whoa, wait! How the hell did I never notice that Dipsy was dark-skinned?

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

NPCarlsson i didnt either, probably because children dont see colour i guess.

This raises an important question: Does Teletubby racism exist?

When EmpLemon pointed that out I laughed my ass off because honestly I never noticed the darker skin.

NPCarlsson how could u not? He's green witch represents money and dark skinned to subliminally hint to the fact that ghetto blacks and minorities are enslaved to always be in search of money and other superfluous things. Look it up.

Mami Tomoe YES THE REAL MAMI TOMOE THAT'S RIGHT

NPCarlsson but what if you don't have your STeamed Hams

Umm... uh... STeamd Hams hahahahaha funni


So, you hate the reboot and love the original?


So let me get this straight: they rebooted what is perhaps the babiest baby show of all?

What were they thinking???!!!


After a year and a half of therapy, my depression and mental insanity has returned stronger than ever because of the first 30 seconds of this video


30 seconds in and not only I'm laughing so hard, I'm probably callings it the best out of all April 1st videos


Mr. Emp, we're going to ask you one more time: Did or did not the gain knob during your act tell you the words "It hurts, it hurts, take it out"?


You need to make more of these. This is gold!


The entire video is an masterpiece, because, just for the fact he distorted his voice when talking into the mic.....just fucking beautiful my dude keep it up, emp lemon.


“Ugh why did they change this??”

“Wow blatant copy of the original.. can this reboot have some originality?”


How I know this is a great channel? Everything Emplemon releases is interesting; even if I don’t care about the topic being addressed. He makes me pissed off about the new Teletubbies. While making me laugh


Well, I have to say the 2D logo is another result of oversimplification of logos. Everyone’s logos are simplified which I find annoying but whatever it’s a kid’s show

[89thAH] ArmA III:Optre Shenaniganus Maximus


I HOPE THE CREATORS ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR ERRORS AND HOPE THAT SEASON 39 IS GOING TO BE BETTER


it took me longer than it should have to realize this was a parody


I have to admit, this is probably the most confusing video Emp has made to me. Forget all those other ones with crazy off the wall edits, the simple fact that this doesn't have a shred of editing is part of what puzzles me. I mean, I understand he's mocking the old (and new, in some cases) movie and TV rants that produced content of zero value. But on the other hand, I feel like he's almost trying to send a message. I can't quite decipher what it is however so if you're someone reading this then feel free to help me out. Also, referencing the "Why are the Simpsons green?" phrase was one of my favorite parts of the video. Partially because I saw it coming.

Amias Grant watch ascended 3 and tell me this is confusing


I legit laughed all the way of this video 😂😂😂


hey man I agree with you and you're one of the only youtubers who are still a decent channel with funny content


You perfectly captured the kids who sit with their mic ranting about the reboots of cartoons no one cares about.


Mr.Enter finally stepped up his editing game


15:47 "I remember when cartoons were cartoons"

When Teletubbies is a live action show.

"When Teletubbies is a live action show."
FTFY

"When Teletubbies is a *live* action show."
FTFY


This is what happens when Vailiskibum and Behind The Meme combine into one

Nah, that's too modern.<br>This is some late-2000s shit right here.

Nah, that's too modern.
This is some late-2000s shit right here.


I'm beyond happy you used one of my favorite anime characters on the thumbnail. God bless you lemon dude.


I'm kinda curious if James A. Williams himself saw this video lol


Cool but is Tinky Winky still gay that was a very important catalyst in the Teletubbies lore


The effort you put into this, it's some Sam Hyde-level shit my dude. There are moments which I almost forget this is satire.


You put way to much effort into this, but I love you for it. :)


still the best april fools joke I've ever seen.


Reminds me of Benthelooney's early videos.

Ikr, they were so fucking cringey. It didn't help that he replaced words like "fuck" with "truck", and that his reasons for disliking shows were so petty and stupid. I've heard he's gotten a lot better in recent years though.

Stuffy Junk Fuck, I used to watch that dude. Bad memories


I doubt they ever make a reboot exactly like the original. I grew up watching the original, and I have no problems with the reboot that I saw. Not everyone pays as much attention to detail as you do. You were off on a few things as well. Tinky Winky is not blue. He’s purple. Poe’s a girl. Not a boy.


this rebooted show doesn't make me mad it's just surprising well everyone love them and miss them


I'm not so sure if this is satire or not, but I enjoy your video regardless


yeah they put way too much pointless filler in the adaption

you can't say you love the anime if you haven't read the manga


A satire on man-children ranting about bad reboots of a children's show they unabashedly love. This is hysterical.


The fact this this video only goes to 240p is still my favorite part.


Someone's going to look in my car window while I watch this on my lunch break and wonder why I'm watching and giggling at stills of Teletubbies.


Don't you just love watching a 19 year old man who is a retired YTPer "ranting" the Teletubbies reboot with his PS3 headset and put the whole video on earrape.


It's physically impossible to finish this video without getting ear cancer.

Now you`ve gone too far!
"69" genders? Really?
There are at least 72, if not more!


The reboot's TV segment actually has the windmill sparkles turn into the colour of the Teletubby who gets chosen for it. In this case; purple for Tinky Winky, green for Dipsy, yellow for Laa-Laa and red for Po.


Are you talking about that one X files episode with demonic teletubbies (so there pretty much the same)


I'm glad EmpLemon is finally making fun of Cartoon Reviewers,since this is probably one of the worst communities on the internet.


You mastered Mr.Enter's hypocrisy. Wants it to be new, but also the same as the og at the same time


This Animated Atrocity episode looks really out there.


This is the best April Fools joke I’ve seen in my life


2:48 "Ugh, the art style!" Sighs in extreme sextual frustration "THE. ART. STYLE!"

2:48 "Ugh, the art style!" *Sighs in extreme sextual frustration* "THE. ART. STYLE!"


This is a wonderful nostalgia. Shit video quality, WordArt titles, bad mic quality, too loud, terrible speech rhythm and demotivational memes to boot. All of it targeted at a childrens cartoon.

You really know your shit when it comes to early YouTube.

He lived it, bro. There's no better way to know your shit by living through the era, and even contributing to YT.


This is what I call quality content

Never mind the outro gave me cancer


2/10 not enough cringy gifs, stock music

the fact that its silent and theres no music but the music of his voice makes it better

I think he just provided the inspiration for this video. This seems to be more of a parody or early youtube rant videos. Besides, the tone in this video seems a lot more like Mr Enter.

its not a behind the meme parody, its a James A Williams parody... if you cant find him by his name, you can search with it "bob the builder reboot" and you will find one of his videos.


My brother has down-syndrome and one of the few things he actually enjoys is the teletubbies. Now, with this god awful reboot I can’t even tell him why the baby actor in the sun isn’t as good as he used to be. This video has enlighted me


I might be an adult, but I will complain about the horror that is the Bob the Builder reboot.


The sped up lucky star intro song just completely cemented the perfection of this video.


This isn’t a joke. THIS IS THE OPINION OF A TRUE MAN!


I think now we got to talk about the YouTube hq shooting, Emplemon. You’re the voice of reason in this rage and maybe you can provide a theory why this happened.


The best part of this is that those images in the tumbnail are the first images you see when you look up "angry pinkie pie," "teletubies," or "anime punch."


Funny but completely unwatchable and not worth 20 minutes of my life. 10/10


I am a Teletubbies fan and I find this hilarious.


If somebody said me that this video was originally uploaded in 2011, i wouldn't even doubt


This makes me sad. It's accurate, but nothing could compare to the masterpeice that was your last April Fools' video )=... I'm gonna go watch it again.


I'm talking about the legend himself, Mr anime.

This guy knows what's up. He just murders the competition.

Hawksnacks - nah dude, LensCapProduction aka Mr anime is the best. It's so killer.


You should call this series for your rants "Enough Is Enough"


it's really funny how he rages about all the differences about the reboot and the original (I mean at least we have A reboot)


The best part of this video is that it took Emp like 30 minutes to make this entire video.


I can't believe you left out Nunu. They changed him from blue to orange and you just skipped right over that how dare you.


0/10: not enough swearing, offensive words, or name-dropping Full House actors


When the F*** did people make a reboot of show that a majority of people were creeped out about?!<br>HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

When the F*** did people make a reboot of show that a majority of people were creeped out about?!
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!


Why are the w̶i̶n̶d̶m̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶r̶k̶l̶e̶s̶ Simpsons green?


Teletubbies doesn't need a reboot, this masterpiece doesn't need to be rebooted and ruined like Teen Titans and Power Puff Girls.


I wouldn't say that my autism is an obstacle at all. I am very proud to be autistic.

Sure, I might have some sensory processing problems that make things sometimes a bit too much to, well, process, but I enjoy stimming and the excitement I get from the things I’m interested in. I feel like being autistic makes me more self-reliant in a way because non-autistic people seem to be so concerned with things that just don’t bother me. I don’t get bored in the same way they do. I’m excited and passionate about the things I love in a way that non-autistic people just don’t seem to have as much. And sure, I may get frustrated or anxious when routines change but, it’s not all that bad. And overall, I’m quite happy to think and see the world in the way that I do.

The only thing that’s an obstacle is the fact that non-autistic people seem to see the world so rigid. Ironically, autistic people are seen as the “rigid” ones, when really, I think it’s non-autistic people that are far more rigid and sensitive. I’m very frustrated by the fact that this society is so obsessed with eye contact (other societies are not), so obsessed with unnecessary trivial niceties that I’m considered extremely rude if I don’t incorporate them into my everyday speech. The most frustrating part about being autistic isn’t being autistic - it’s having to deal with this society’s unwillingness to accept different means of interacting.

Still, I would not trade being autistic for anything in the world.

I have a hard time finding words so some people see me as cringy when I say something, I don't think I'm dyslexic because I can read and spell well, I have an interest in physics and math but have a difficult time doing the work, it makes English classes very difficult because most of the work is essays and stuff like that, it also means I'm bad at transitions in sentences as well as intro's and conclusions. I also have a problem with over sharing.

I'm not officially diagnosed, but autism runs from my dad's side and I think I have Aspergers. I relate to a lot of what you had to say and am proud of being who I am as well.

Jacrispy Jones iam autistic . I can so relate


18:11 It took me about 4 to 5 seconds to recognize the Luky Star Opening... what is wrong with me


the ending lucky star op... you seriously thought of everything XD


I'm worried by how much he actually seems to know about Teletubbies...


Actually, Dipsy does come out second in certain intros.


I honestly can't say if april fools or regular update.


He actually sat down and recorded this for nearly 20 minutes.


Tinky Winky doesn’t sound as unique as he used to. He’s more hyper than he was in the original.

Dipsy also lost his unique rasp in his voice.

Laa Laa sounds pretty much the same, but slightly lower pitched than the original.

Po’s voice is too high pitched than it was.

They of course got a new Sun Baby (because the original is in her 20s now), but the art style did downgrade.

Noo Noo is orange instead of blue (he looks better in the original)

The windmill is different and there are no rabbits!

The tubby custard machine is now a ride


He's lost it guys. He has reached the end of the downward spiral.


I know this is an April Fools video but I actually agree on most points you make.<br>Edit: only some of the points

I know this is an April Fools video but I actually agree on most points you make.
Edit: only some of the points

Yeah, the fucking art-style and windmills should’ve been attended to. Especially jumping order.


Man the ear rape makes this rant really good. I barely heard something and I agree with you. But is it real the teletubbies reboot?


Im so used to bad mic quality to be used in an ironic sense I had to double check to see if this was a meme or not


I'd say the D O W N W A R D   S P I R A L just kicked into highest gear.

I'd say the *_D O W N W A R D   S P I R A L_* just kicked into highest gear.


It's midnight and I'm watching a clinically insane man rant about a reboot of a children's show.


Ive literally only just noticed at the reboot PA system actually DOES have 11 dimples, and the reviewer miscounted.


It's great how he made it to where you can't put it over 240p


The mouse clicking is what did it for me, great work.


Take me back to 2009, when YouTube was so good!


0:00-0:06
Intense breathing
0:06-0:12
Dolan Cycle
EmpLemon became a cartoon reviwer and a vinesauce motorcucle

0:00-0:06
*Intense breathing*
0:06-0:12
*Dolan Cycle*
EmpLemon became a cartoon reviwer and a vinesauce motorcucle


I wish we could always live like in the world of Windows XP


Enough is enough I've <b>HAD</b> it with these motherfucking writers ruining the new Teletubbies reboot with the disgraceful art style

Enough is enough I've *HAD* it with these motherfucking writers ruining the new Teletubbies reboot with the disgraceful art style


You forgot to complain about another company taking over and ruining the show even more


I haven't laughed this hard since <b>The UNcredibles</b>

I haven't laughed this hard since *The UNcredibles*


Why the fuck did I pass by this video until checking back on your channel again?<br>This is pure art

Why the fuck did I pass by this video until checking back on your channel again?
This is pure art


I actually loved the show, it has varities


to be real, i do like the teletubbies, it was part of my childhood


Unironically, I agree with a lot of what he says.


I'm glad my first April Fools joke was from you.


When he complains about there only being ten dimples on the PA there is eleven. Nice touch.


Studios will always find a way to make money out of old beloved animes


You know it's good when you hear the clicking in the background


the shitty audio quality is a very nice touch. its pretty effective at capturing the group your impersonating. good shit


Teletubbies got a reboot?
Wait a second...
4:3 aspect ratio? Low mic quality? Stupid username? Disoriented rant?
Well done, Emperor. Happy Easter Fools.


Do you think that SMG4 is gonna be pissed when he discovers the Teletubbies Reboot?


Episodes included in the video:
Original: Catherine's Toy Farm
Reboot: Up and Down


Why would they put a windows ad? Why would they put blatant color ads in the original?


I expected him to say "the art style" in tune to the Russian anthem at points


"Po is the most important character" oh, don't be silly! everyone knows Noo Noo was the important one! he stopped the Teletubbies from leaving their shit lying around in the house! he teaches a very important lesson on cleaning up after yourself! I hate you for this. you didn't even talk about how they absolutely fucked up Noo Noo's design! he's supposed to be blue! not orange! orange is a horrible colour!


What RUINED Teletubbies?

Also: THEY FUCKED UP THE ORDER!
Way to copy the original.
I just love that touch

I liked the nightcore earrape of the lucky star OP at the end

Nob Gobbler too bad he’s dealing with unfair copyright strikes right now...


I’m surprised and disappointed there wasn’t a single image of an anthro.


Thirty seconds into the video I was waiting for rage comic meme from 2009 to pop up and I got my wish fourteen seconds later at 0:44


Your epic! I TOTALLY agree! Keep up you’re epicness


I like how you added bad microphone quality to add to the effect.


I know it's a April Fool's joke, but I like this video. lol


This parody is hilarious, this is every single cartoon review channel talking about Teen Titans Go.


I'm actually impressed the auto-captions are this accurate


This feels like a parody of an old video I made and honestly, I feel personally attacked right now.

downward spiral


You know their angry when they use 2009 memes


I know this video is suppose to be a joke, but damn, even I ain’t that autistic about a show. And this is still a better reboot than PPG & TTG lol

#freedankula


The next time someone starts ranting at me about new Star Trek, I'mma just link him to this.


The saddest part that u had to watch episodes from the 2 shows


Teletubies was my legit childhood and now i am ashamed of my self as always


Wait THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE??<br>I agree with like everything you said...

Wait THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE??
I agree with like everything you said...


Ok so I've been hearing a lot of uncultured swine say that Sesame Street is a simple show for small children lately and before you folks make fools of yourselves (I Scored an A+ on my IQ test, a 73 out of 10 on the Rorshachs, got a gold star on my PSAT, and will refute every claim you make before you even finish typing it,)  I am going to prove conlusively that it is a nuanced and subtle work of art that can only be fully appreciated after spending 7 years, minimum, in a world-renowned institute of higher learning, studying it non-stop. Sesame Street, for which Jim Henson ( a true "renaissance man" that rivals  all the other greatest minds humanity has ever produced, combined,) is often accredited, masquerades as an educational television program for children, but if anything it is its own world, similar to that of the sci-fi short story regarding a secret society which worked to create a hoax where documents were recovered referring to another universe where the very way people thought about existance was vastly alien to our own, and such documents gained widespread attention after the secret society behind it was uncovered, but because of the popularity people actually began to follow the documents' teachings almost religiously, adopted the different method of thought, and then metamaterials, impossible in our own realm but common in the "fake" one, began to appear in our world. The name of the story in question escapes me at the moment, seeing as it is nowhere close to approaching the magnificence of the real thing, Sesame Street, but more on that later.

A basic example of what makes Sesame Street so special, something that would be revolutionary in any other setting, but in Sesame Street goes unnoticed because of the criminally low expectations of the average viewer, while still occuring constantly, is the juxtaposition of cultural traits that the Count character signifies. It has been canonically proven that The Count is 1,832,652 years old, demonstrated in the 1998 book, "Sesame Street Unpaved." It has also been proven empirically that in the Sesame Street universe time moves at the same rate as in our own, and there are humans in that universe. Considering the average human lifespan is about 80 years, at least in the area Sesame Street supposedly represents, and terms such as "old" and "young" are based on such numbers when referring to the ages of humanoid creatures, then, assuming that the actual intended audience of Sesame Street is comprised of human beings, then The Count, vastly surpassing even the upper limits of human lifespans, is clearly meant to be perceived as "old". Throughout human history, the elderly have been seen as the more educated in communities, as resevoirs of knowledge and advice. By making The Count reflect practically newborn children just barely beginning to scratch the surface of their education, Jim Henson evokes in the attentive viewer a sense of confusion that is at once both befuddling and amusing, a memorable and interesting work of art in it of itself. And remember, this is just one, measly example.

Returning to the alternate-reality-leaking-into-our-own thing, it is apparent to all that care to notice that elements of Sesame Street are leaking into our own reality. At first, it was crude, felt and wood models of characters in Sesame Street, so-called "puppets" which the producers would like us to believe were used to model Sesame Street and its denizens for broadcasting. However, in recent years more realistic copies have leaked through. The family of animals colloquially referred to as "birds" are clearly smaller counterparts of the "Big Bird" character, the term "bird" was clearly taken from his name applied to these inferior likenesses. Hell, WE'RE just the result of a leak, human characters make regular appearances on the show, and we could easily just be inferior copies of them. Clearly, Sesame Street is a work of art, a single frame taken from any point of the show would put the entire collections of Van Gogh or Da Vinci to shame. It is full or rich, subtle complexity, almost too fine for the human eye to spot. Additionaly the very fabric of our existance could merely be a side effect of Sesame Street's existance. Of course, that could all be another elaborate hoax, designed to humor and entertain truly hardcore, long-time fans such as myself by convincing them/us of a link between Sesame Street and all of existance. I'm sure some of you will continue to insist that it's a simple kid's show, but I know that you only misunderstand because of your inferior intellectual capacities, and hope that maybe you will remember some of what I've said, and come to fully appreciate Sesame Street for what it truly is.


At least the reboot didn't have all those acid trip magical sequences, like the animal march, the tap dancing bear, or heaven forbid the pink house!


Geez xD this is every single nostalgia based rant on youtube.<br>sonic fandom and teen titans go haters come off the top of my head.

Geez xD this is every single nostalgia based rant on youtube.
sonic fandom and teen titans go haters come off the top of my head.


You guys remember MLG Teletubbies?.... GREAT times.


If there is one occupation more useless then Gender Studies, it's reviewing cartoons/kid's shows.


ChuckinTurducken That doesn't excuse the sparkles being green. They're SUPPOSED to be red. I can't even right now. The Teletubbies reboot is garbage.

NPCarlsson maybe the windmill is full of fireflies

NPCarlsson your the steamed hams inc ytper!


half of the animation review community on YouTube summed up in one video (the worse half with Mysterious Mr. Enter and “The Problems of The Bob The Builder Reboot” which looks like this is parodying)


i'm gonna watch the whole thing so it gets in more recommended lists.


2:51 "Uuuuhhh! The art style!" XD
5:18 "Dipsy comes out second?! No no no no!" XD
7:31 "Wha.... They messed up....!" XD
8:07 "Ten dimples? Are you kidding me?" XD
8:21 "This is like looking at Shrek's hackney written back right now." Ha ha.
8:46 "Uhh. The art.... the art style. Oh!" XD
12:02 "Why are the windmill sparkles green?!" XD


The intro sounds like my car when I’m trying to get it started up during the winter.


Guess this video was a April fools of your expectations of the show reboot lol


Did you do this as revenge because James A Williams gave you the middle finger?<br>Also yes, i liked my own comment.

Did you do this as revenge because James A Williams gave you the middle finger?
Also yes, i liked my own comment.

Isaac Argesmith yes, in the video "The downfall of Postman Pat". That's probably why emp made this his April Fools video.

Kinda sad mot people miss a lot of the clever satire of this video because they dont seem to get he's making fun of someone who isn't mr enter. Also he gave the dude the middle finger?


Realtalk tho, that girl's model farm was pretty impressive.  Where was she when I was playing with legos at KinderCare?


IM AN ANIMATION REVIEWER ON THE INTERNET


UPWARD SPIRAL

Edit: April fools is over, the spiral only goes downward

*UPWARD SPIRAL*

Edit: April fools is over, the spiral only goes downward


I was about to comment about how this is clearly unscripted but I just realized that's probably intentional


I can't believe you didn't mention the vacuum. In the original teletubbies, the vacuum was a clear figure for kids showing why you shouldn't do drugs. With its red irritated eyes and hyper persona, constantly sniffing substances that shouldn't be sniffed it was a blatant display of what happens to those who meddle with drugs as the vacuum was nothing more than a house servant(perhaps even a slave as the viewers never see it receive payment besides occasionally catching scraps of food) whom the teletubbies hardly even interact with.


This was very embarrassing to watch. This parody needs to be removed from the Internet.


take a shot every-time every time the art style is mentioned


There's a lot of terrible reboots like TTG, PPG, or any other reboots out there.


The problem with this reboot is that it caters to babies too much. They didnt even thought of us og fans that are now on our 20's


somebody shared this with me on discord and i decided to watch it later. later, i went to my subscriptions to watch it and it wasn't in my subscriptions, so i had to actively look up your channel to find it. thanks youtube :T


This MysteriousMrEnter colab went pretty well I'd say.


A gosh among men has decended to lay some facts on the table finally


Did we just go back in time to 2007?

EDIT: Now that I look at it more, we’re actually in 2010.

Tommy Dee Actually now that I look at it more, it looks like we’ve ended up in 2010.

+SSTEAS The microphone I could agree since not everyone can buy a good and working microphone, but the visual quality being 240p, no just no.


It'd be lovely if PBS had the Grouch make a video like this, (I mean making it G of course)


Let’s be honest we know most of these shows would get cancelled if something


I’m glad EmpLemon gave  MysteriousMrEnter a guest spot on his channel.


Was working on a paper about Congress when I heard the last part...so funny. Maybe I should include it.


Expected a valid criticism from the following channels: saberspark,animated atrocities,rebel taxi,shadow streak, ANK,Nicktendo


It's odd when you can hear every breath. You do this in one take?


I've always wanted a video like this<br>Thank you

I've always wanted a video like this
Thank you


Another typical light novel adaptation from A-1 pictures.


Wait, are you saying cartoon reviewers don't understand the material and only pretend to be passionate about it, or are you saying they obsess too much over it? It can't be both.


I love how the videos highest quality is 240p on purpose


You forget to mention the vaccuum cleaner thing that is alive. YOU FORGOT IT.


0:08 I didn’t know you got my old computer starting sound


I feel bad for anyone who chooses this as their first Emplemon video.


This show just shows the downward spiral of our society


I am more mad about the Thomas the Tank Engine reboot, they made their mouths move, and they are completely out of character my child hood is stolen, my ferret is dead my, and I lost my lizard and Toby is dead


For anyone looking for a decent show.<br>The Lion Guard is a million times better than anything kids watch today. Its the only show I would recommended in today's age of dumbed down reboots. Just. What did they do to Ben 10...

For anyone looking for a decent show.
The Lion Guard is a million times better than anything kids watch today. Its the only show I would recommended in today's age of dumbed down reboots. Just. What did they do to Ben 10...


Why is it so dry and for babies? I can't understand it I need the ripping and tearing!


I refuse to watch this. No matter how funny this video could be, you spoiled it like Spongebob with too much sauce.

SPOILED IT


To be fair, he was right about the windmill.


Get this freaking show off the air immediately


I still can't believe they replace the amazing balloon text for that boring and uninspired 2d font....


Wait.

is there actually a teletubbies reboot?


2:37 That's because it's a new baby sun. The original baby is all grown up.
5:24 But, there is a variation of the original intro where Dipsy comes out second.
7:50 So close, but yet so far away. XD


I can't believe you didn't even mention the atrocious art style ._.


Every single cartoon reviewer in a nutshell


The best line was you help the dark skinned one


I didn’t even know there was a Teletubies reboot until now.


I used to love Teletubies when I was younger

This is why I have no friends lol smiles through sobbing

I used to love Teletubies when I was younger

This is why I have no friends lol *smiles through sobbing*


Welcome to the official Behind The Meme Discord server.


You are not just mocking the cartoon commentary community, but also the art/rant community. What a fucking mastermind


I thought this was a serious cartoon rant video until I saw it was made by EmpLemon


0:05 I had my volume to 40 by accident that hurt lol


If this was uploaded on april fools day, would that mean like actually likes it (Probably..)


12:00 "why are the windmill sparkles green?"
Idk, why are the simpsons green?


You should rant on the Simpsons next, for some reason they're all green now.


Hmm, seems like my dislike button works on videos youtube deem me worth of disliking.<br>Note, I liked this video, just clicked dislike to see if my dislike button didn't work at all, like my prior assumption.

Hmm, seems like my dislike button works on videos youtube deem me worth of disliking.
Note, I liked this video, just clicked dislike to see if my dislike button didn't work at all, like my prior assumption.


I can't believe this is the same guy that made a serious and emotional 50+ minute video about Nascar. I am both honerd and confused.

It is a satirical take on the James A Williams


hey , mista !
i am mad scientist . it's so cooru !!!
sunavabitch !


the only exeption i make for these types of rant are the ones on teen titans go


Honestly, I think the peaking mic was too much. I love your content, but I don’t think I can hold on for 19 minuets straight. I’m breaking this video up into two segments.


I didnt even know Teletubbies had a reboot XD


what if this was his real opinion but posted it on
april fools day so he could disguise it as a joke???

CONSPIRACY THEORY

what if this was his real opinion but posted it on
april fools day so he could disguise it as a joke???

*CONSPIRACY THEORY*


I never liked the Teletubbies, but this reboot is complete trash, kind of what reboots are like sometimes, when they're done wrong!

I always found it weird that they have TV screens on their stomachs! Are they the future of Television?


Every video from 2011 I've seen in an not-so nutshell


@James 22 It's funny how you say that since I'm currently watching the video in 144p.


I actually know what the music is called for the outro… It's the Lucky Star anime opening.<br>it was just sped up very fast.

I actually know what the music is called for the outro… It's the Lucky Star anime opening.
it was just sped up very fast.


What's wrong with me, why do I recognize the bastardized version of the lucky star theme at the end


"teaches kids not to look at the sun" holy shit rofl


I hope next year's April Fools is going to be a parody of GoAnimate (now known as Vyond) rants.


You can tell it was improvised, but I think that’s the point.


There were a few moments where I felt like you were channeling the spirit of one of Fantano's fake-upset characters, that was great.


I almost didn't click on this because I thought it was a legitimate video by one of these people. I thought "Why the fuck was this in my recommended?" Then I looked at the uploader and it all made sense.


When I discovered poe was a girl I gave up on life!!!


The screwed up aspect ratio’s a nice touch.


"Everything I don't like is a plothole!!!11" -angry reviewer #37,419


well the time you took with this was well spent...


Hellllll yeah. Gimme those toys, I wanna play


I can smell the 2008 era YouTube from here


For what ever reason, YouTube wasn't giving me the highest quality video. I had to manually change it to 144p. WHY YOUTUBE???


Glorious 240p and 4:3 aspect ratio. Beautiful!


HOLY FUCK! I'm looking at the first frame of this Video and realize it became real!


WHY IS THIS DIFFERENT?!

 2Seconds later...

OH MY GOSH WHY CAN'T THEY BE MORE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?


"I fear no man but that thing... it scares me"


Best intro to a video ever. Absolutely delicious my friend.


This video gets more relevant every year


I think that if this was a real channel that it would have done a rant on the original tellitubies


This is the peak of Downward Spiral folks

Don't count your chickens before they hatch because....Its never ogre

Marco Ingrassia <br>Don’t you mean the bottom?

Marco Ingrassia
Don’t you mean the bottom?


We never know what EmporerLemonade is going to come up with next. All we know is that is will be quality choptent.


This video is so 💯

Keep up the good work


Now people had a problem with the old Teletubbies you saying that it's too crazy it's like having an acid trip well with this level of brightness you might as well be


<b>YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS</b>


This didn't need to be uploaded on April First, you make content like this all the time


Top notch video essay emp Much better than your usual content. Like Waaay better.


Did you have to buy a 6$ used microphone for this?


Mfw this is more funnier then his normal content


I’m like I have to sit through 19 minutes of this


Top 10 Worst reboots ever:

10. Teen Titans Go
9. Teen Titans Go
8. Powerpuff Girls 2016
7. Teen Titans Go
6. Teen Titans Go
5. Teen Titans Go
4. Teen Titans Go
3. Teen Titans Go
2. Teen Titans Go
1. Telletubbies reboot

Random Namefig teen titans go isn’t high enough

all rebots are gud and valuablel on this nice day :-)

That’s how a lot of these you tuber lists are


The Teletubbies reboot is on a downward spiral.


I’m assuming this is like a response to that Bob the Builder Reboot rant video by James A Williams.


<b>that intro is every downward spiral combined into a mega kaleidoscope of spiral</b>

*that intro is every downward spiral combined into a mega kaleidoscope of spiral*


Please make this a character of yours. Just an entire playlist of DrMlpBronyAnime


Man I sure hate this show that's made for children 30 years younger than me


The reboot has NOTHING compared to the original.


Well what do you want, be original or copy the original? Lol, but seriously well done video


They seem to have enjoyed being harassed


Good joke, but could you cut it down to like.... 20 seconds?


Gym: Gains
Stonk: Gains
Microphone: GAINS

Gym: Gains
Stonk: Gains
Microphone: *GAINS*


The low mic quality just ties it all together


Oh my god the fucking windmill is completely out of place I agree this is so enfuriating who allowed this decision to go through


How do you manage to churn out so much quality content all the time


How dare they change the order of the interdimensional Telefuckmes


I can not tell if this is april fools or downgrade spiral


How dare you do this and not clickbait with best dank memes of 2017 like you PROMISED US IN 2016


Top 5 characters that can defeat Thanos (even with the infinity gauntlet) 😩😩😩😩


If the mic quality wasn't so bad and this was on a normal day this wouldn't even be a joke.


Just found your channel man love your vids. I’ll catch you on the flippy flip


I agree that [Insert media here] Rants are getting kinda old. People don't give very valid criticism now, all they do is shit upon the piece they are reviewing without giving much reason. Other than that "Its shit". I know its shit, but why?

If you really want some people who give good criticism, than I'd suggest Ralphthemoviemaker, Joseph Anderson, Hbbomberguy, and IHE


Emplemon has went back in time to the late 2000s


Ladies and gentlemen we have transversed back to 2007 ya know before clickbait, KSI vs Joe Weller,<br>Demonitization Scandal, ECT 2007 was a greater time.

Ladies and gentlemen we have transversed back to 2007 ya know before clickbait, KSI vs Joe Weller,
Demonitization Scandal, ECT 2007 was a greater time.


2:50 tfw he moans (literally) about the a r t s t y l e and you nut


Oh god, why???

P.S. R.I.P. the original actor of Tinky Winky


So taking cartoon seriously is bad but taking meme seriously is good?! Why?


I never knew you were a ranter from deviantart.


15:43 looks kinda like the state of the youtube square things


Still better than ppg 2016 (?)

You missed the stupid anime avatar


That baby is the baby's baby! The woman that played the original sun baby has her own kid play it in the reboot.

Though they didn't need to make the new sun burn our eyes.


You forgot the Shadow the Hedgehog intro with Evenescence and "Emplemon presents an EmpLemon production" in comic sans.


People will no longer complain about green Simpsons... GREEN WINDMILL SPARKLES are the new craze.


I shouldn't have drank water while watching this, just about did a spit take at 4:58


Okay, is the joke that he cares too much about Teletubbies or that he does a bare minimum research on Teletubbies? Your point seems confused.


The origanal land for the set was flooded on purpose because the owner did not like the fans that trespassed after the show stopped


The original house is still there.<br>(But it's under a river)

The original house is still there.
(But it's under a river)


It differs every time the Teletubbies jump out


158 dislikes.....they really must want the windmill


11:22 Why are the windmill sparkles the Simpsons?


Did you dig out your old mic for this or use a built in mic?


Behind the meme mixed with any cartoon/tv/movie reviewer


cool cool, chill chill <br>this is everything that I had hoped it would be

cool cool, chill chill
this is everything that I had hoped it would be


I wanted this to be real. Why isn't this real?


You can't just upload a Mysterious Mr. Enter video and pass it off as your own


If the original windmill stopped it would be a swastika


basically the cartoon review community and teen titans go


wonder what that sun baby is up to nowadays?


Nice homage to Benthelooney and Brawlmaster08!


Is this an April Fool's prank? I don't think Teletubbies has a reboot.


240p? Earrape audio quality? Must be part of EMPLEMON'S NEVER-ENDING DOWNWARD SPIRAL WORLD TOUR


WHEN WILL THEY LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES ???!?!!!!!!!?!?!!!!


This is such an elaborate April Fool's prank, gg.


There shouldn't be a reboot in the first place.


should've called it "The Day Teletubbies Died" like these pretend video essays on mainstream cartoons


Dipsy blends into the grass almost prefect


WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS!?!!!??


Where the fuck is this reboot taking place? The Shire from Lord of the Rings?


Hell yeah! Another upload from Mr Mysterious Enter. :D


Here we see the ultimate method of appeasing the A L G O R I T H M


You know this has been around for a few months


the most important part of the t e l e t u b b i e <br>the windmill gives sustenance to the 4 boys

the most important part of the t e l e t u b b i e
the windmill gives sustenance to the 4 boys


I will say that the opening shot looks better in the original intro. Pretty much every other point is stupid, that's the point of this video, but fact of the matter is, there's something the original Teletubbies does better than the revival.


The rantings of a mad man or.. wise proverbs from a philosopher?


This was one time where I actually checked to see if this was posted on April 1st


This is Mr. Enter except Mr. Enter thinks that a show/movie has to be heartwarming/have a good message to be good.


I completely disagree with everything your saying but ONLY 10 DIMPLES that's unacceptable


YES! I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THAT STUPID VIDEO OF A GROWN MAN RANTING ABOUT A BOB THE BUILDER REBOOT FOR HALF AN HOUR STRAIGHT IN MY RECOMMENDED! I'm shocked it took this long to find a parody of it, though.


It's just like the old teletubbies, just with extra same.


I wonder who you are pretending to be? Mr.Enter or that guy who did the bob the builder review? Or a new reviewer that I've never heard of?

MrQuirkyKirk I know no one's opinion really matters on the internet, but I actually really love MrEnter's videos. I know his editing used to be poor, but he's gotten a lot better

+Renee Senzatimore That seems to be the case for me too. It's parodying 2009-esque rant videos. I can't believe why, but I thought James Williams was kind of neat. Better than Mr. Enter, by far. I just think he provided the inspiration for this video.

This honestly feels more like a general parody of old school rant videos: back when just about everyone and their mother was making them after being inspired by the AVGN and Nostalgia Critic. Poor mic quality, overly complicated names, really forced attempts to be comedically angry...yeah this video captures the overall vibe of that period pretty well

I dont think its that focused on making fun of enter. The amount of things he's making fun of from the James williams video makes it feel very focused on just that guy.

I mean the format's more like that james williams bob the builder guy and he even rips criticisms directly from that video and makes fun of them here.


"the ground breaking.. <b>smacks lips</b> ground breaking 3D balloon text"

"the ground breaking.. *smacks lips* ground breaking 3D balloon text"


Is it because he fell off a high place in the first place???


You just gotta drag out that video to reach the 20 min mark


po doesn't come out last in the original, criticism avoided!


Your Ypoops were legend, your new content is hilarious.


the new logo is the old logo the 3d logo is only used in the intro


The American *pinwheel*. A beloved fixture in the western landscape.


.....Was this an April Fools video or just a rant that went on a <br>D O W N W A R D S P I R A L?

.....Was this an April Fools video or just a rant that went on a
D O W N W A R D S P I R A L?

Also, you kind of sound like a Gay Simpleflips in this video.


holy fucking shit you are absolutely right in every way and i am forced to believe you because i am a sheep. also can you tell me where you got your mic, i think it sound good


Nice jab to TheMysteriousMrEnter and his shitty editing

Der Beerenbusch there ya go that’s his name

Actually on his defense mr enters video quality hasn't been this bad, but the mic is spot on if we're talking about his old days. He has definitely improved in video editing, but his mic still sounds like shit.[but not this bad]

Its making fun of James A Williams and his videos about kids show reboots

Did you know you can dislike a person's videos without talking about how munch you hate the person?

Der Beerenbusch which is kinda ironic since he said he liked the Teletubbies reboot

Enigma 7745 Yeah, it's James A Williams.

Enigma 7745 I thought it was to jab someone like Ben T. Looney by mannerism and terrible mic quality!

Enigma 7745 true, but I was talking more about it being 240p. At least that Bob the Builder reviewer guy (I’d forgot his name) put some sort of editing.

TheDemoScout I don’t think it’s towards Mr Enter but rather someone who made a video about the Bob the Builder reboot


Holy shit it's a Poputepipikku reference I didn't notice, nice.


I'm amazed a grown adult is so triggered by a childrens show he shouldn't even care about at this time in his life

He's making fun of those people that are extremely negative, but a grown man adult could enjoy a kid's show if they want to.


Okay, I watched to 12 min. I can't handle it anymore.


Woah, dude. Was that a nightcore Lucky Star remix at the end there? Dude I straight up dig Japan.


And yet this is still better than The Emoji Movie.


Are you actually colorblind or was that bit about "the blue one" part of the joke?


It's A April Fools Joke. Becuase That's Not His Real Name.


Lily peet, JoshScorcher, Mr. enter in a nutshell


This is just one of your vids if you replaced the ranting about this cartoon with ranting about nomies.


they should have used danny DeVito for the sun.


<b>does aUtIsTiC screech of windmill isle act 1@2</b>

*does aUtIsTiC screech of windmill isle act 1@2*


The beginning with the breathing and noises


ok ok the ree boat at 10/11 times better than older one


Can you turn up the gain on your Mic? I can't hear you that well.


Pinkie Pie in the thumbnail was what immediately told me that this is not serious... which is really weird, because considering what the title is, you'd think it'd be that.


From ytp channel to anime dicussion channel


Funniest shit I've ever seen in my life!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


I took a 19 minute break from far cry 5 for this worth it


The Teletubbies reboot sucks, the Bob the Builder reboot is where it's at!!!

you know what I challenge you to a boxing match

EmpLemon <b>proceeds to incite a witch hunt against the people responsible for the Teletubbies reboot</b>

EmpLemon *proceeds to incite a witch hunt against the people responsible for the Teletubbies reboot*

EmpLemon My dad works at utoob, he'll ban u if u ban me

THE BOB THE BUILDER REBOOT IS AWFUL. DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS MAN OR I WILL BAN YOU


𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐯𝐞


Man,ear rape makes the video's point seem even more half-baked


You are Wrong!!! Your Intellectual level of even comprehending teletubbies does not even compare to my intelligence because I watch RICK AND MORTY EVERY DAY!!! I can COMPREHEND THE INTELLECTUAL LEVEL OF THE TELETUBBIES BECAUSE, I WATCH ANIMES LIKE THE RUG RATS AND THE SIMPSONS SO I WOULD HAVE A LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING THIS REBOOT YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO EVEN GET THE NEW SHOW NO ONE IS EXCEPT ME BECAUSE, MY IQ IS OVER 500 TO 1000 BECUASE I WATCH ANIMES LIKE RICK AND MORTY


Reminds me of Digbros half assed rant on Mario Odyssey.


At the beginning of the video he was the vibe check emoji


1:50 that’s not why people make fun of you, Dr.Animebronyfurryfan8000


Woooooow, I JUST realized that Ben Rants and Emplemon are the same person.


the 240p and movie maker-like editing only spices it up


Dude, it's 1:07 AM

give me at least some time to prepare myself man

[Jac̡҉k̕_ W҉̛̕o͞od̀́͞s̢͞]


I think this is both a parody of Mr enter and the old Ben t looney videos.


16:9 is the standard you clopper 🤬🤬🤬

JK 🤭 (16:9 with 4:3 view finder would have been preferred )


The problem with the Teletubbies reboot is that it's a Teletubbies reboot.


I wonder what inspired the teletubbies to make their bunker base hill house thingy.  Unless they were looking for a building that nobody owned so they can use it as a home.


Still not as bad as Teen Titans Go lol omg im so randum XD


WHICH ONE IS THE BLUE ON AGAIN?? The reboot is just too confusing compared the simple, rudimentary characters of the original! Everything is complicated in this reboot and that hurts my old brain cause my childhood was PERFECT AND SIMPLE >:(


This is probably the most carefully crafted shitpost on youtube.


0.8/10 not enough edgy monologues and edgy gifs (e;r amiright?)


Yeah yeah April fool's. Do I get paid yet?


Pyro should do MLG Teletubies Reboot lol


This video reminds me of my entire channel.


Nice april fools video lmao I'm still confused


This audio is perfect my guy just perfect for a 2 foot industrial grade speaker


Y did u make a serious video on THIS DAY!!!, people are going 2 think your JK!!!


Alright this is a straight up, <b>PLAGIARISM</b>

Alright this is a straight up, *PLAGIARISM*


Bro how did you get a potato to function as a microphone


Giving monsieur enter key a run for his money


It's like if mr. enter
Actually had Talent.
our just wasn't extremely incompetent.


You're doing a very good job, keep up the good work.

[Subbot #61947263159]


lmao, is this a disguised slam against Mr. E?


why the flying fuck
are there random clicking sounds in this video

gee golly that makes it so much better
just this kinda impossible layer of fk up is really adding to this just well done


Where’s the part when he yells in his mic for 10 minuets


I just got an Ad about the Teletubbies reboot...n o i c e


...
Take my 8.6 man.
Drink the beer man.


Best video on the internet

 really important to history the Humanity


wait a second this is 1st april... april fools?


Kid isnt afraid of heights becuse he cant take fall damage due to not having any legs


Note how the aspect ratio for this video is 4:3


Like for the impossibly fast Lucky Star OP at the end.


240p ? Wow I have ascended into my past .

Ｏｈ　Ｙｅａｈ


You could’ve made the mic fuzzier 420/1337 not enough effort


Emplemon has descended and ascended at the same time


that's some intense nightcore ultra mix at the end


Is it bad i know exactly what youtuber this is a parody of


at the end is that the Lucky Star OP but extremely distorted

lol it totally is


I don't know which is worse: this reboot or Chloe Carmichael's existence in The Fairly OddParents. Who am I kidding, Chloe Carmichael is better!


So that’s why I saw Teletubbies at Target...


A video like this is still better than MrEnter's videos

@True Believers<br>Well due to your content, you should have started your channel from scratch. EmpLemon's content my not be for you, but he clearly works on it, and it ends up being a lot better than what you made, even from a year ago.

@True Believers
Well due to your content, you should have started your channel from scratch. EmpLemon's content my not be for you, but he clearly works on it, and it ends up being a lot better than what you made, even from a year ago.

True Believers a true master of comedy can see all sides of humor.

Fine I'll leave. Seems like this channel can't take criticism. Humour is subjective, there is dark, funny and quirky types. But since this channel is full of kids, like EmpLemon said before. They will not get the humour and take it seriously. I know very well this channel is for a certain demographic. But due to the mixture of content here. EmpLemon should of restarted his channel from scratch.

True Believers ok, why are you here, these jokes are definitely not for you. If YOU don’t like it get out. Humor is a way of coping with pain and fear, if you can’t handle our way of just dealing with it you can not look. Unless this is a huge meta April fools.

Joking about autism may get the wrong message across for the younger audience.

I have autism and I find the joke hilarious.

I found this channel in an old playlist. Just came to see what it was up to.

I have A U T I S M

A utism
U has
T become
I an
S epidemic
M

True Believers. Then why are you here then?!

I can't believe these people are making fun of autism. How low can they go? Honestly makes me sick looking at the comment section here. It's totally disrespectful and uneducated responses from little whiny kids that know nothing about mental health. It is fine to not like Mr. Enter content but to make fun of his mental health that just not tolerated.

Just by your word choice I question if your any better.


the first few seconds sounds like he is blowing a ballon


Is this a parody of "Problems with the Bob the Builder Reboot"?


AKITO TAKAGI?!?! Do I see AKITO TAKAGI?????

damn i miss that series :(


why did you have to do the voice distortion the entire video?


Anyone else scrolled down the comments to see if this is a april fools joke?


teletubbies patch 8.0.0: baby now has dynamic sun shafts


The windmill sparkles may be green... But why are the Simpsons green?


Me seeing all of this mostly the end "HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <b>gun shot</b>

Me seeing all of this mostly the end "HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gun shot*


Seriously? I respect your opinion but I think you’re thinking about it a little too much the reboot and the original are still the same in the way geez 🙄🙄🙄🙄


should've renamed this to "Teletubbies Reboot is Garbage and Here's Why"


I love the teletubbies reboot and the original. Teletubbies is for adults and for kids. Teletubbies rocks!!!!


up next: THIS IS WHY I HATE TEEN TITANS GO (RANT/TOP 5 REASONS)


i couldn’t make it through the full video


EmpLemon Fuck I didn't expect a reply, I'll donate to your patreon to give you a  snowball mic and Sony Vegas pro 13

WOW THIS REMINDED YOU OF MR ENTER? THANK YOU HES MY BIGGEST INSPIRATION. I DONATE TO HIM ON PATREON


Fun Fact: The reboot sun babies actor  is actually related the original baby sun actor


The Batmantis no, a 2008 rant would be a shitty camera video with shitty movie maker affects.<br>(Still pretty accurate though)

The Batmantis no, a 2008 rant would be a shitty camera video with shitty movie maker affects.
(Still pretty accurate though)


You should have uploaded this in portrait.


Roots is the best cartoon.<br>Never Forget.

Roots is the best cartoon.
Never Forget.


You forgot to put unregistered hypercam 2 in the corner


you can't not make a Rant of our ChildHood


Teletubbies the original anime is a filmmaking marvel


I respect your opinion but i don't agree with you.


whats wrong with the tellytubbys reboot the fact the the original show was made


TheMysteriousMrLemon rant vids part 69 is quite great


12:06 why are the windmil sparkles G R E E N


Im sad because I was able to find the end card song


Swear to god, fucking flash animation at it again


Were there any specific ranters you were jabbing at? Ben the Looney immediately came to mind, but I know there were hundreds of channels exactly like him.

The guy who was talking about Bob the Builder was really and I mean REALLY into Bob the Builder and acted like the original had this deep lore that had to be followed.

To be quite honest, I don’t get his beef with that video. It was a fair criticism of the updated show and was explained very clearly, but threw the logic of his tweet, It’s a kid show so it’s bared from criticism. That’s such a low reason to say why someone shouldn’t review something.

Speaking of Ben, you gotta give him credit for stopping that ranting phase and starting just being himself. He's now some artist. Could use a little work, but eh.

GAMP: Sicker than your average kigger nilller

I'm guessing MrEnter since its been pretty clear he HATES the guy.


0/10 not enough copyright free kevin Macleod music


You knew with i cried like looking other sun Earlier in a Morning it just so Sad


0:06 - 0:12 Emp Lemon becomes Donald Duck


I mean, it's no 🅱OB the motherFUCKIN 🅱UILDER REBOOT AGHHHHHHH


That was the longest shitpost iv ever wittnessed


Does anyone remember Puffyzillaman4 aka Ben rants? Lmao that shit was identical to this.


Toast ռօƚ ƚσǟʂƚɛɖ


The funny part is that this is even mr enter ,this is a random you tuber named James A William  who rants on kid shows who rebooted in Britain such as iconic one as The problems witg Bob the builder  reboot and such like that like Postman one  and Thomas the Tank Engine, and no I not making this up,secret t on YouTube


James williams actually. Emp REALLY did a good job parodying the format and complains of that dude's videos. He did videos on the post man pat and bob the builder reboots and they're not really that much better than this, but unlike this video his aren't ironic.


If Suzan dubuah took over the Teletubbies industry


well if it was EZ PZ, it would have more misleading and incorrect facts


One Piece is my favorite Tex Avery cartoon.

Let me guess, this is an inversion of the whole Cory in the House anime meme?

Laveth Wolf It wasn't too bad - David Jason and Terry Scott were replaced by David Tennant and Kate Micucci respectively.

My favourite Stanly Kubrick movie is Elfen Lied

Sonic X was fine for the first season, but when they swapped studios and began production at Disney everything seemed to go down.

Let's not forget the cartoon made by Cosgrove Hall starring David Jason and Terry Scott:

Sonic X

+Laveth Wolf Hell no!  That's causal pleb trash!  You should be able to tell that it's made by the one and only Sam Singer!

Didn't Butch Hartmann also make Attack on Titan?

You're both wrong!  Nothing can beat Butch Hartman's modern masterpiece, Boku No Pico!


If only you put this much effort into frying dory owowowowowowowowowowo


My childhood is ruined. They fucked up the windmill. THEY FUCKED UP THE GOD DAMNED WINDMILL!!!!

I don’t even wanna know what rebooted Noo Noo looks like...


What's sad is that there's probably someone actually bitching about this on Youtube


As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I was like "Holy shit it's Mr. Enter time!"

Its James william time actually. Emp got it far closer to that guys crappy "___ reboot sucks" videos.


Why are the sparkles green?!?!?!?<br> W H Y A R E T H E S I M P S O N S G R E E N

Why are the sparkles green?!?!?!?
 W H Y A R E T H E S I M P S O N S G R E E N


This is more well edited than a Mr enter video.


10 bucks says Mr enter was the main inspiration.

I think it's more James A Williams because he made a rant about the reboot of Bob the Builder. I believe EmpLemon actually made a tweet about that particular video.


Top 10 WORSE Teletubbies Reboot Episodes


TheMysteriousMrEnter + Roblox awesome parodies = This.


Low key sounded like leafy at the the beginning


I must tell the truth

I like to watch MrEnter


I clicked on this video and I thought that I was watching a MrEnter video


HoopsAndDinoMan Delete this comment before you regret it.


I’m going to main sans when sma5h comes out


You didnt get me cause I didnt watch the video.


WHY ARE THE SIMPSONS (i mean windmill sparkles) GREEN????


The name DrMLPBronyAnimeFan3000 sums up the most of deviantArt


GREEN WINDMILL SPARKLES?!?!

GREEN?!

GREEN, IS THE OPPOSITE, OF RED!!
AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

_GREEN_ WINDMILL SPARKLES?!?!

*GREEN?!*

GREEN, IS THE OPPOSITE, OF RED!!
AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!


The 4: 3   A     S      P    E     C   T  <br>R    A      T       I     O

The 4: 3   A     S      P    E     C   T
R    A      T       I     O


Why are there so many Yoshi related commenters here?


O H G O D MY C H I L D H O O D I S R U I N E D.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL APRIL FOOLS YOU LOVE THIS SHOW YES YES YES YES YES YES YES


If this wasn't done in one take, I'm unsubscribing.

EmpLemon Oh yeah, Mr. "I wanna be SynthCool"

FUCK YOU THIS WAS DONE IN ONE TAKE. I AM THE MOST ELOQUENT MAN ON THIS WEBSITE.


inb4 James A Williams responds to this video in his next CBeebies rant.


While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?
A cool Convertible or an suv?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-are-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.
Saw their ads on my T. V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly n rollin' phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-are-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby.

Offer applies with enrollment in triple advantage.

Dizzy Dial ok, But did you know That F-R-E-E spells free?


Could you get any closer to the mic Emp?


Is this satire,  homage or just the side of Youtube that nobody ever asks about?  I don't see the humor in this.   Is this supposed to be mimicking critical reviewers in anyway?  Also I can still hear the clicking mouse in the background.

It is satire. It <i>is</i> supposed to be mimicking critical reviewers who rant about little kids cartoons.

It is satire. It _is_ supposed to be mimicking critical reviewers who rant about little kids cartoons.


Yeah they stream john wick on their t.v's


Really nice of you to host a video for MysteriousMrEnter

James william actually. Mr Enter's not the only shit cartoon reviewer ya know.


I knew from the get go that this was a parody of sh*t review channels. It only took a few seconds to get the joke.

The video is purposely cringy, and I hate cringe humor. So why did I just spend 10 minutes watching the whole thing?


omg i am piss too!!!

I've contracted crystal AIDS, please send help.


I personally disagree with you're opinion.


Yeah, they didn't even end the arc of lala's and Dipstick's affair in the last series 😤😑😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭


I agree with you <br>you are awesome lemon oh yea just like me The Chicks dig me oh yea

I agree with you
you are awesome lemon oh yea just like me The Chicks dig me oh yea


It would have been better if you put a super low quality bandicam watermark at the top lmao


Why didn't the Teletubbies grow up with it's audience?


I love old Teletubbies from PBS kids but I hate the reboot on Nick jr.


You need to work on your sound dude. Please get a new mic and adjust your sound settings.


Lol sounds like Phantomstrider or something.


What Is this 2009?
Uh
Rip headphone users xDDD

No. That was nothing compared to his YTPs.


This shitty reboot isn’t even good enough for Pyrocyncial’s montage parodies.


A grown man talking about a children’s show.


Emp pls wtf. You used the same joke for 20 minutes strait. This is how memes die xd. (Thank god for the non-dead memes)

That's exactly how these overly-analytical pretentious cartoon reviews go.


Teletubbies
TEmetubbees
TEmpetubies
TEmpletubien
Empletuben
EmpLetben
EmpLeben

SIKE NIGGA!!!
APRIL FOOLS!!!


HOW DID YOU KEEP THIS UP FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES?!?!?   had to skip around to be like ... had the joke changed?   nooope   YOU SON OF A BITCH ....


Can’t you just be happy and turn off your brain? It’s a kids show you Trekkie, you’re not supposed to like it!


As funny as I think this is, it's obvious you didn't even try to script this.


Whats the outro music? I totally love it

It is the Luky Star Opening song ... dont ask why I was able to recognize the song in like 4 seconds >_>


I didn't realize that I was watching the Mysterious Mr. Enter.


i cant tell whether this is sarcasm or seriousness


Why.. why did I watch the whole fucking thing


Why is this recommended to me 6 days later?


Today is my birthday (not a joke)

EDIT: Best Birthday Gift ever

Angel Aguirre I wonder if that’s Blessed or Cursed?

TheDemoScout That makes entirely no sense.


EmpLemon, I got one question for you.

Y tho?


What the fuck is wrong with audio in this video? It sounds like you're talking through a fan.


1/666 the quality isnt low enough should 2x2 pixels


What was the name of the epic nightcore at the end?


wtf y was i not notified at all about your video. Ive litterally have not had shit to watch on youtube fir the past couple of days and i just found it by having to look at all your uploaded videos


W H Y  I S  T H E  S C R E E N  S O  G R E E N


WHY _ ARE _ THE _ WINDMILL. _ SPARKLES _ GREEN


EmpLemon i now kiss the ground you walk upon


ChristianCountryBoy i Love Jesus Christ!


You can tell it is professional because it is 240p


We're you parodying anyone in particular?

My guess is that he's parodying both MrEnter and James A. Williams, as well as most of the shitty rant videos of yesteryear.


Why is this shitpost almost 20 minutes long?