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Blind Reaction: MLP FIM Season 3 Episodes 1 & 2 "The Crystal Empire"

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@EdgyMile 2021-07-07 10:10:32

The irony...Twilight said there was no such thing as a curse in Bridle Gossip, and here Celestia said there is a curse and Twilight just believed it. xD

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@Damariobros 2022-09-02 02:36:29

Perhaps because this was a "magical spell" kind of curse. "Curse" can mean multiple different but similar things… there's the supernatural kind of curse, like the one the ponies thought Zecora was casting on them, but then it can also refer to a dark magic spell, like the one Sombra cast on the Crystal Empire. Another example of Sombra's curses could be his mind control on the Crystal Ponies to make them fight for him.

Compare curses from, say, Harry Potter, to curses from superstitious folklore about witches.

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@MelodySharp. 2022-08-04 14:05:21

Well that’s because she takes everything Celestia says as fact.

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@PiixelGamerin 2021-07-16 19:10:54

fun fact: since this episodes I never forgot the square root of 546.

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@TGY21133 2023-10-18 05:01:36

"The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109."
"She is correct!"

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@lifeonsteroids7053 2021-10-15 03:53:50

Did nobody noticed that when they all became crystaly Apple Jack looked at her head like “WTF where is my hat” 😂

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@Shritistrang 2019-12-11 17:48:00

Pinkie has Fluttershy disguises stashed all over Equestria, in case of Fluttershy emergency.

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@monkebusiness8779 2022-03-19 10:10:14

Please give me one 🤣🤣🤣

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@yujuswifebecauseshesveryfr9414 2020-06-25 07:13:37

Call back

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@leopardndf6971 2019-12-11 09:50:39 (edited 2019-12-11 09:51:50 )

Sombra is the stair master
The worst enemy of human kind... stairs

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@johnhiggins9484 2020-07-05 22:57:37

but that’d be a good thing, right?

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@maoriboicontax 2019-12-11 14:52:58

Silver Stream would love those stairs.

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@DMoNCFL 2020-01-07 05:04:33

"We're about to pass the 13th Amendment!" Dude. You slayed me with that. XD

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@alyssakays367 2020-03-13 04:51:48 (edited 2020-03-13 04:52:26 )

And thus began the mystery of the book! It’s weird looking back at this. Now we know exactly what this test was for and what Twilight was “that much closer to being ready” for. Celestia: lets see if Twilight is willing to put the citizens of an empire before herself to see if she’s worthy of being our successor.

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@Somewhere_Bagel 2022-08-24 19:55:14 (edited 2022-08-24 19:55:36 )

@@oceansolstice608 I think thats what they were implying. Hence the usage of "Successor"

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@oceansolstice608 2021-09-22 02:38:33

That makes sense. Though she could also be talking about being ready to become a princess.

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@PrincessOfThestars850 2022-02-04 00:41:40

Albert Einstein: no one as smart as me twilight: hold my books

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@elliedavieslovesmlpfim1516 2021-11-17 00:24:17 (edited 2022-07-14 20:55:06 )

14:43 Dream became a reality in the end. Only for a few minutes.
I love the armour on Rainbow and Fluttershy.

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@jeremiahreagan6596 2020-06-05 08:37:48

It was a test of ability to delegate.

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@ChiropteraNightfall 2022-04-09 03:25:55

It very much was not a test of delegation. it was a test of putting the goals of the many against her own goals. Not doing it herself was what Celestia told Twilight would make her fail her test. But not doing it herself was nessecary for the safety of the Crystal Empire.

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@skittybug6937 2021-09-07 11:16:58

Which she still ends up failing in Season 9.

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@supersonic2175 2022-08-24 03:12:19

24:27 I find it so randomly funny that spike just blasts off the moment he hears that twilight is gonna find the crystal heart

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@mrbrightsidetf2 2022-06-09 23:30:48 (edited 2022-06-10 14:03:43 )

Wow just realized that Celestia knows both the dark and the light magics as shown when Celestia told Twilight about King Sombra

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@eddog6666 2019-12-19 00:17:09

Believe or not there are military people who are fans of this show.

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@eddog6666 2019-12-18 23:42:41

They thought season 3 would be the last season and had it finished during season 2 and were working on a special thing when the news for season 4 came in

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@steathlizard3337 2021-02-02 02:24:18 (edited 2021-03-22 21:40:57 )

2:48 RIP spike.
Last words “Uh yes”

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@leahrowden3939 2021-03-06 16:23:05 (edited 2021-03-06 16:23:13 )

8:17 Spike: Uh, prepared for… what exactly?
Marucho Marakura: The test, Spike.
Spike: Okay, I get it.

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@leahrowden3939 2021-12-14 20:53:27 (edited 2022-06-21 05:33:56 )

Announcer: Fillies and gentlecolts, once again it is time for another jousting match!
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
(royal fanfare)
Announcer: On the left side, we have the one and only, Knight Rainbow Dash!
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
Dan Kuso: Thank you, everyone! Thank you!
Announcer: And on the right side, we have the pony who is very shy, Knight Fluttershy!
Fluttershy: (whimpering)
Alice Gehabich: What is it, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: I'm so scared, I'm gonna die!
Alice Gehabich: It's for your own best. We'll survive, even if we get smashed by Rainbow Dash.
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
Julie Makimoto: Aww, yeah! Go, Pinkie Pie! Wha-!
(thunder rumbling)
Julie Makimoto: Uh oh! We need a distraction! Quick, Pinks! Blow the horn!
Pinkie Pie: Okay, Julie! (blows flugelhorn)
Annoncer: And there they go! Knight Rainbow Dash is charging at full speed ahead! Knight Fluttershy is trotting nervously at normal speed!
Alice Gehabich: I don't think we're ever gonna make it!
Fluttershy: (shrieking)
Alice Gehabich: Look out!
(crash!)
Fluttershy: (screaming)
Announcer: And Knight Fluttershy is out! That means the winner is Knight Rainbow Dash!
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
Crystal Pony: (off-screen) Bravo, Knight Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Thank you. Thank you.
Alice Gehabich: (groaning) Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: (whimpering)
Alice Gehabich: Fluttershy! Are you alright?
Fluttershy: No!
Dan Kuso: What's wrong, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: (nervous exhale) (catching breath) Isn't there... somepony else who could... take over the jousting demonstration with you?
Rainbow Dash: (scoffs) The fate of an entire empire rests on us showing these ponies a good time. But, you know, if that isn't important to you...
Fluttershy: (cries)
Dan Kuso: (voiceover) Fluttershy is really sensitive and shy. You should take it easy on her. She doesn’t like being challenged to do anything, especially not jousting. Therefore you shouldn’t put so much pressure on her.
Rainbow Dash: (sigh) Okay, okay, I'll take it easy on you next time. But not too easy. I've got a reputation to maintain!
(stone cracking)

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@spinosaurus. 2023-02-23 20:45:50

Bro celestia using dark magic as an example is like the teacher saying the n word in school 💀

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@ChiropteraNightfall 2022-04-09 03:30:47

Ah yes, King Sombra.

Definitely my least favorite villian in the show. He was great in the comics, and he was effective in season nine episode one and two, but other than that there's nothing really going for him as a villian or as a character.

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@coitusergosum2447 2021-10-23 23:22:01

5:01 "just get Cadence and Shining Armor to fuck"

That was one of the proposed solutions in the fanfic: "Diaries of a Madman"

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@leahrowden3939 2022-06-20 15:20:16 (edited 2022-11-12 08:37:58 )

(While Cadance is struggling to keep her magic going, Rainbow and Fluttershy are preparing for the jousting match. On one side of the arena, Rainbow Dash is really excited for the match, as well as Dan. They put on their suits and helmets.)
Rainbow Dash: Oh, man, this is gonna be so awesome! I can't wait to show the Crystal Ponies and Fluttershy how awesome we are!
Dan Kuso: Me neither, Rainbow Dash. This is gonna be an awesome match!

(On the other side of the arena, Fluttershy puts on her helmet and becomes scared while Alice comforts her.)
Fluttershy: (whimpering)
Alice Gehabich: There, there, Fluttershy. Don't panic.
Fluttershy: (whimpering)
Alice Gehabich: Look, I don't like jousting either. But, just stick with me, girl. Everything is gonna be just fine.

(Next scene cuts to the jousting arena.)
Announcer: Fillies and gentlecolts, once again it is time for another jousting match!
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
(royal fanfare)
Announcer: On the left side, we have the one and only, Knight Rainbow Dash!
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
Dan Kuso: Thank you, everyone! Thank you!
Announcer: And on the right side, we have the pony who is very shy, Knight Fluttershy!
(Fluttershy steps in. Her sword digs through the dirt, and suddenly she is lifted up and put down again. She whimpers as if she is scared to death.)
Fluttershy: (whimpering)
Alice Gehabich: What is it, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: I'm so scared, I'm gonna die!
Alice Gehabich: It's for your own best. We'll survive, even if we get smashed by Rainbow Dash.
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
Julie Makimoto: Aww, yeah! Go, Pinkie Pie! Wha-!
(thunder rumbling)
Julie Makimoto: Uh oh! We need a distraction! Quick, Pinks! Blow the horn!
Pinkie Pie: Okay, Julie! (blows flugelhorn)
(Rainbow and Fluttershy start charging into each other.)
Annoncer: And there they go! Knight Rainbow Dash is charging at full speed ahead! Knight Fluttershy is trotting nervously at normal speed!
Alice Gehabich: I don't think we're ever gonna make it!
Fluttershy: (shrieking)
Alice Gehabich: Look out!
(Fluttershy becomes so scared she and Alice even shield themselves.)
(crash!)
(Fluttershy screams in panic as she gets sent into the air. Alice jumps off Fluttershy just in time.)
Fluttershy: (screaming)
Announcer: And Knight Fluttershy is out! That means the winner is Knight Rainbow Dash!
Crystal Ponies: (cheering)
Crystal Pony: (off-screen) Bravo, Knight Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Thank you. Thank you.
Alice Gehabich: (groaning) Fluttershy?
(Alice walks over to Fluttershy, who is lying in some hay and is still scared.)
Fluttershy: (whimpering)
Alice Gehabich: Fluttershy! Are you alright?
Fluttershy: No!
(Rainbow Dash and Dan step in to check on Fluttershy.)
Dan Kuso: What's wrong, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: (nervous exhale) (catching breath) Isn't there... somepony else who could... take over the jousting demonstration with you?
Rainbow Dash: (scoffs) The fate of an entire empire rests on us showing these ponies a good time. But, you know, if that thing isn't important to you...
Fluttershy: (cries)
(Then Rainbow Dash suddenly remembers what Dan said earlier.)
Dan Kuso: (voiceover) Fluttershy is really sensitive and shy. You should take it easy on her. She doesn’t like being challenged to do anything, especially not jousting. Therefore you shouldn’t put so much pressure on her.
Rainbow Dash: (sigh) Okay, okay, I'll take it easy on you next time. But not too easy. I've got a reputation to maintain!
(They walk away. What they do not notice is one of the crystal buildings turned black by King Sombra.)

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@SBaby 2024-02-14 05:45:27 (edited 2024-02-14 06:07:53 )

20:10 - By the way, the Crystal Empire showed up after being gone for centuries, and the first thing that happens is that Cadence and Shining Armor appoint themselves as its rulers. Yeah. That happened. There's something about Cadence being the Crystal Princess, but it's not explained very well.

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@unripetheberrby6283 2020-10-13 06:56:34

The Crystal Empire Pt 1 & 2: Stairs

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@Nyorane 2022-10-07 17:56:51

Poor Spike. 🥺

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@hayd23043 2021-10-22 01:25:51

7:15 I have mesmerized the square root of 546

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@SBaby 2024-02-14 04:59:02 (edited 2024-02-14 05:02:25 )

So the legend goes, they thought Season 3 was going to be the last season. But then season 4 was suddenly announced. Supposedly, they were going to end the show with Season 3, and then have a movie, and that would be it. As for what the movie would be about, well let's just say that it was re-worked for Season 4.

But yeah. That's why Season 3 was half as long as the other seasons. Because 65 is the magic number for syndication.

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@normdeplume1178 2019-12-12 03:08:13

If you think your army buddies would object, go react to the Military Bronies watching Wonderbolt Academy >D

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@michaelafton_hot7655 2020-09-17 06:14:39

@@ponybroiguess384 hi i love you and your video

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@ponybroiguess384 2019-12-14 20:25:47

Norm De Plume already have! You can find it in my fan work playlist somewhere

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@jeremiahreagan6596 2020-06-05 08:03:15

Still bothered by them calling it an empire when it's a citystate.

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@SBaby 2024-02-14 06:16:57

Maybe they called it an Empire because Cadence and Shining Armor immediately took it over as soon as it reappeared.

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@voidstarkitty8452 2022-06-15 20:49:51

Me too.

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@skittybug6937 2021-09-07 11:25:10 (edited 2021-09-07 11:25:27 )

@DumFukkJuice Possibly. My headcanon involves it holding colonies at some point in the past for that linguistic accuracy.

Or maybe it was just an empire because every Emperor from Napoleon to Palpatine has been...poorly regarded in history.

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@skittybug6937 2021-09-07 11:18:29

I mean, Athens was an empire despite being a citystate.

Heck, some of their colonies grew so big they began making colonies of their own.

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@martins.4240 2021-08-30 14:13:27

Twilight even calls it the "Crystal Kingdom" in the song.

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@SBaby 2024-02-14 06:00:46 (edited 2024-02-14 06:08:20 )

33:00 - Ok, Rainbow Dash. I know Sonic can be a dick sometimes, but that doesn't mean you have to be like that to Fluttershy.

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@igorsokolenko6144 2022-07-05 05:21:31 (edited 2022-07-05 06:06:58 )

My dude came back from PT and immediately hit play. Been there 😂

EDIT: My dude went to bed in PTs so he can sleep in and not miss formation. Been there too 😂

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@adamcheck4941 2023-06-01 14:00:17 (edited 2023-06-01 14:04:36 )

In my opinion this episode shows why the series is not so popular with it's target audience of little girls little girls just want to be saved by a guy this episode has the closest thing on the show to a girl being saved by a guy when Shining Armor provides Cadence with emotional support as she used her magic to protect the city she was still the hero of the two.which must be irritating to little girls whom want cute guys to do all the heroics

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@SBaby 2024-02-14 06:18:39

I thought the point of the cartoon was to show young girls that they can have adventures like boys.

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@adamcheck4941 2023-08-24 11:56:03 (edited 2023-08-24 11:57:30 )

@@lilaccrystalbunnyd3331It might sound sexist, but sadly it's very true that's why in the 2016 powerpuff girls reboot they made them very sexual even though they are supposed to be in 1'st grade now the they have sexually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzz9-4p2ZtEthem twerk in the episode painbow also they are no longer heroes they are always getting saved themselves usually by guys even by the formerly helpless mayor..They obviously know what little girls want to see now and they didn't want to make the same "mistakes" as this show

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@lilaccrystalbunnyd3331 2023-08-24 04:53:38 (edited 2023-08-24 04:53:37 )

that's a pretty sexist of seeing things :/

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@smilehd7397 2019-12-11 00:29:05

15:08 🤣🤣🤣

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@lilj362 2021-04-13 08:25:26

King sombra sounds so different now lmao it's so weird! Why did they change it?!

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@lilj362 2022-04-14 02:18:14

@@FantasticFawnleap he sounds way different here than he did in "beginning of the end"

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@toxicbxy5582 2021-07-19 17:48:24

Do u know How much rairty is happy about turning into a crystal pony ??? LOL

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@steathlizard3337 2021-03-23 02:40:40

When you have to present and you’re not ready 36:30

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@leahrowden3939 2021-03-06 16:18:31 (edited 2021-03-06 16:18:59 )

2:52 Whoa there, Twilight.

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@leahrowden3939 2021-03-06 16:17:14

32:27 Fluttershy, no!

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@hopepaul4078 2022-04-29 21:40:41

yes it takes love and spreads is across Equestria

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@pangsugar9366 2019-12-11 11:29:23

8:09Army !!!!

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@brodericksiz625 2019-12-10 23:49:59

Hurray for reupload!

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@Los_BreadstickMartian 2023-09-20 19:53:25 (edited 2023-09-20 19:53:54 )

2:07 I'm glad he missed that

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@Anny-me9ny 2023-08-08 19:48:29

15:10 do you think pinkie lent discord a fluttershy body suit in that one episode? 💀

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@princessstarlaixyarixes8103 2020-11-14 13:05:45

Sombra is dark 💖💖

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@Icy-be5vl 2022-01-29 20:10:18

King Sombra is the most pathetic villain in MLP.

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@unripetheberrby6283 2020-10-13 06:54:24

15:10 His reaction!🤣🤣🤣

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@steathlizard3337 2020-12-24 02:53:05 (edited 2020-12-24 03:00:58 )

Btw by now you would have had 29 sunglasses worn

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@user-vd4hp2zr4e 2020-05-24 13:16:15

31:35 stairs...

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@SeBa-xb3jn 2022-05-08 00:07:58 (edited 2022-05-08 00:11:31 )

4:57-5:13
15:08-15:15

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@blahblahblahgames2986 2020-12-15 02:09:33

Theres less and less musicals every episode

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@stormshadowproductions1660 2022-06-22 20:05:59

I HATE THIS SEASON!!

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@amethystbraveheart1819 2024-01-23 07:44:25

Go cry about it and ask mommy to bring you hot cocoa since that's the only thing you're capable of.

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@matthewdie9880 2019-12-11 11:04:08

:>

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