Spoon never realized how much he needed a slime yandere in his life!

I was about to make a spoon joke  but thought nah

no ones gonna mention the spoon has a classified gender?

Gender is a social construct, the spoon just chooses to partake in.

so this would imply the spoon has a classified sexuality as well then?

My only question is how does a spoon work, is it like, telepathy? Magic? Meme power?

i cant scroll down for 5 seconds without finding spoon

Hello again spoon. When will our meetings end? Only fate can tell.

Is it true you and forks secret love child is spork


Kitty : "I see you're finally awake"<br>Me : "I got caught crossing the goo barrier, right ?"

Kitty : "I see you're finally awake"
Me : "I got caught crossing the goo barrier, right ?"

they weren't lying, that imperial ambush can really catch people crossing the barrier

My tusk act 4 will bypass it oh shit it didint work


Attention all ASMR channels, make a drive where you keep all your ASMR videos. So you have a place where we can watch them if your channel ever gets taken down or terminated. Some ASMR channels have been terminated recently, and I just want to make sure you're all prepared for this.

Yeah theres also sites specifically for that

YouTube is no longer allowing me to sleep ;-;

if it's mostly targeting rp audio - especially with a lewd spin to it - r/gonewildaudio / soundgasm . net are both places they could relocate to

Yeah... to this day i don't understand why they'd taken down Teacup Audio (her whole frekking channel!) and a lot of videos from Graces Grove. To name only two.
But then there we have videos with animal cruelty, underage kids presenting underwear and stuff, violent shootouts and channels that are literally gun pr0n... most of them not even age restricted.
Youtube, i don't understand you guys.

Kinda reminds me off what's happening over at wattpad

@Arthur Pendragon do you know their socials? I want to follow them

@Ken Shi   Unfortunately not, no.
But you can find their channels here on Youtube and maybe they have on their "Channel info" further information regarding social media (as some Youtubers have).

The respective channel names would be:
"Grace's Grove Audio" and "Tea Cup".

What i do know is that both also have a Patreon.

@Ken Shi   Unfortunately not, no.
But you can find their channels here on Youtube and maybe they have on their "Channel info" further information regarding social media (as some Youtubers have).

The respective channel names would be:
"Grace's Grove Audio" and "Tea Cup".

What i *do* know is that both also have a Patreon.

@Arthur Pendragon thank you very much for the information I couldnt find teacup audios back then so I kinda had a small heart attack but now I see she has a new channel thanks again

soundgasm.net takes me to just a straight up blank page

@basicstreet What? What happens on Wattpad?

@Ken Shi You're most welcome!
IIRC Tea had most of her videos demonitized by YT and eventually her whole channel taken down due to alleged 'sexual content'. Which is total bollocks, of course.

So she just created a new channel is in the process of uploading new and (some) of her older videos.

@Arthur Pendragon I really liked her old channel so much memories there:(


Slimes are supposedly common, so you'd think there are more audios like this one. There aren't. Down right odd, but not completely unexpected, as said, this isn't everyone's cup o' tea. But slime audios are really nice, full of ambiance and can be especially tingly.<br>Three premium good vibes points spent!

Slimes are supposedly common, so you'd think there are more audios like this one. There aren't. Down right odd, but not completely unexpected, as said, this isn't everyone's cup o' tea. But slime audios are really nice, full of ambiance and can be especially tingly.
Three premium good vibes points spent!

So is that a 5 outta 5? Do you mind if I use this in my article?

@Cthulu Mythos Reporter Indeed, go ahead!

Intelligent slimes however are very rare as they only have one kind of "cell" their whole body has to act as a brain that or develop a hard core


finally some slime girl asmr this is a rare sight for some reason


Extreme slime girl. I love her character. A little scary though. Stay on her good side.


I was 100% onboard...then the smelling started.  ;)   Keep up the great work.


threatens to cause trouble for my friend
Me: You only make me want to rebel more!
goes into detail on how sensual a Slime girl can be
Me: Umm...I guess we can try this out.

*threatens to cause trouble for my friend*
Me: You only make me want to rebel more!
*goes into detail on how sensual a Slime girl can be*
Me: Umm...I guess we can try this out.


My anime experience that Slime <b>and</b> Yandere is a pretty YABAI combination. And I'm stuck in gooey stuff, this is gonna be a... Interesting trip

My anime experience that Slime *and* Yandere is a pretty YABAI combination. And I'm stuck in gooey stuff, this is gonna be a... Interesting trip


My God, I was not prepared for the sniffing

my head physically shook when she sniffed my right ear O_o


<b>stares individual dead in the eye</b> ಠ_ಠ I'm supposed to be scared, aren't I?

*stares individual dead in the eye* ಠ_ಠ I'm supposed to be scared, aren't I?


I cannot explain just how little fear I feel.<br>You do not scare me harlot for i have the holy crusade to protect me!

I cannot explain just how little fear I feel.
You do not scare me harlot for i have the holy crusade to protect me!


I guess you can say we are in a sticky situation

Literally took me 10 seconds to realize that I liked every reply before this.

To be honest guys I made this comment in 3am which if you know me I usially write my comments at 3 am it is 3 am as we speak so I dont know what got in to my mind to make this comment but I guess I turn into a dad for 5 seconds but you got to say it is a pretty good joke right?

@Ken Shi <br>Can't say i didn't laugh, but my soul vibrated as i went uuuuuugghhhhhhhhh while laughing

@Ken Shi
Can't say i didn't laugh, but my soul vibrated as i went uuuuuugghhhhhhhhh while laughing


Would you do part 2 since its quite rare to see slime girl asmr


Yandere slime girl, now this is our personal monster girl musume.

That would be Yuri slimegirl, not Yandere slime


Hug on you my sweet KittiMinx, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself 🤗🤗🤗 (>•w•)>


Plot twist: Tabitha is a monster hunter and the Slime girl woukdn't be the only slime she's killed.


I hope this shows up in my recommended again at a later date. I've been getting miffed lately with all the asmr videos that start with a standard intro, then 5-15 seconds of dead air. I'd really like to set my volume near the start of the video and then not have to adjust it a dozen more times. So when I come across this video with a minute or more of what I have to assume is really quiet squishy noises since maxing my volume (speakers though, haven't tried it with headphones yet) was inconclusive, I wanted to ragequit asmr itself.

Super interested in the video though.
Basically I'm just a bitter fusspot who's heard a dozen too many videos with a person shouting in my ear one moment and brushing a cotton swab on a wall 10ft away the next. Don't take me too seriously.


"What an incredible existence of slime humanoid young girl. I have never seen anything like it. Might if I take a look at you? Do not ask me why. I must request it for my research."

~Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert IV

"I do not know what you mean by that. Yet, I assume that I myself would not be able to flee from you."

~Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert IV

"Why would I be terrified of a slime humanoid girl who likes to pinned me down by using sticky oozes to capture me?

~Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert IV

"In my opinion, I think you are an interesting girl to which I have never seen before."

~Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert IV

"Ok, I want you to calm down, and I demand to ceased on smelling my shampoo that I utilized everytime I went to my own bathroom."

~Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert IV

"Hold on. Answer this question. Am I sensing any jealousy inside of you? I know my aura does not lie."

~Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert IV


11:00 holy shit I was dying of laughter 😂😂😂


MC: GET ME OUTA HERE!!!
Slime girl: have you ever bein with a cute slime girl
MC: Im  listening n.n


10:54 Me: "ok, she's kind of pathetic, but atleast seems harmless and has a meek cuteness to..."
SNIIIIFFFF!!
"Nope! Nope! Get me out of here! Get me out of here!!"

10:54 Me: "ok, she's kind of pathetic, but atleast seems harmless and has a meek cuteness to..."
*SNIIIIFFFF!!*
"Nope! Nope! Get me out of here! Get me out of here!!"


The 3 types of unoriginal asmr comments:
1. The person who refers to themselves in the third person.
2. The "(name) approves" person.
3. The anime character roleplayer.
Edit: god damn after seeing more asmr content from multiple channels I can see that there are so many new people making these types of comments and its baffling.

its fine to copy people just dont make it theirs, and even if its unoriginal, well, everything is unoriginal in the first place so you should put everything in there.... if your a insane person

@Rizzhardt69 TV I haven't seen giornos comments that much recently but he's an exception.

@Doge i mean i take both parties here but that's his opinion so I cant stop him, he isn't rlly going for me so I'm not going for him either

@Doge there's also an abnormal amount of Doge pfps


(⌐■-■) suddenly shatters slime-bonds by twisting arms & wrists (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ That's my Smart Cat in those postings, she's a sabertooth android! ಠ_ಠ finishes getting free seconds later

(⌐■-■) *suddenly shatters slime-bonds by twisting arms & wrists* (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ That's my Smart Cat in those postings, she's a sabertooth android! ಠ_ಠ *finishes getting free seconds later*


Threatening my friend huh? Thundara!!!!!!! Stay away from her now!!!!! Or I'll zap ya again!!!!!


Hello, police, I'd like to report a kidnapping


I'm gonna call you Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers


Crazygoat (among the rebels Against UTTP)


I need it, want it but I can’t have it 😩


20:27 I realize now it was a mistake to try playing Rimworld while listening... I am also not sorry lol


11:02 I had my my headphones on and the volume all the way up

My headphones were broke and my left one was the only one working rip


Simp : Cool a asmr roleplay slime girl
  =///w///=
Me : asmr wif 3 Dio ok an- wait DIO !!!!


Slime tries to take me, but I escape

“HELP! HELP!!”

*Slime tries to take me, but I escape*

“HELP! HELP!!”

"I do not know why you are screaming like a banshee inside the campus of the university? What she wants is an accompany."

~Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert IV


Fork will be yandere slime girl nee number one fan

Is it true you and spoon secret love child is spork?


I wounder what slime feels inside my brain if she put in my ears if long she dose not put me death, if she brainwash me I'm ok with that


@souhardya that is not a question you ask


Slime people are real, the government is hiding them from you. I’ve been working on releasing info to the public but every time I do they send me to some hospital and force schizophrenia medication down my throat