When I was a kid I had a secret imaginary friend named Susan. One day I told my older sister about my secret friend and how similar we were. She said we should share her. This quickly turned into a fight and she told me that Susan didn’t like me anymore. I was devastated. My sister literally stole my imaginary friend lol.
Soph omg something super similar happened to me except I was the older sister who got jealous but instead of stealing my sister’s I just imagined that I had an imaginary friend and paraded her around to make my sister angry. It worked 😈
I forget how pleasant it is to listen to your voice.
I was a friendless kid--I wasn't lonely, yet--but I did spend a ton of time fantasizing about how I'd fit into the plot and character arcs of my favorite TV shows and video games.
When I was a kid, my mum would always take a piece of whatever snack I was having and say she was testing it to make sure it was “safe”. So one day, lil me finally got invited to another kid’s birthday party, and they handed me a slice of cake. I then walked up to my mother, in front of all the other parents, and said “Mum, make sure it’s not poisoned!”... Understandably, I didn’t get invited to many more 😅
I used to do this but after the first bite say "oh yeah it's got poison you can't eat this" then proceeded to eat it extremely fast as they watched in horror and confusion. Then when they finally expressed the homicidal rage that was about to be unleashed I'd be like, dude I just saved your freaking life. This ironically finely re established respecting each others food boundaries.
i remember being like five or six thinking that i had come up with the tune to "...baby one more time" by britney spears and getting upset when i heard it on the radio cause i thought they stole my idea. lolol
also in 1st grade the principal at my school asked us what could be improved about the school and i said to replace all the walkways with swimming pools so we could just swim to class and he just laughed and said "wow, great idea!" looking back his reaction makes me giggle cause as an adult you're like "lol kids" but as a kid i was like "omG he thought it was a GREAT IDEA!!!"
katquizzity omg when i was like 5/6 i thought i had come up with the song ‘fuck the police’ and got so angry thinking the actual song had copied me and i wanted to sue
I didn’t have any imaginary friends, I had an imaginary enemy. His name was Mr. Mister and he was super evil and I’d always invent these little challenges for us to do (for example, lining up all the shampoo bottles and knocking them all down with one push like dominoes). He always thought he was super smart but I always beat him and I had this imaginary classroom where all the challenges happened and after every challenge I would get a trophy and we each had a trophy room but mine got so full that we had to start using his trophy room for my trophies
vintage jilly FANTASTIC question i would set up some for mr. mister too, but he’d be dumb and line them up by height and i’d be smart and line them up by weight
I had the same idea as a kid except I was competing against many versions of myself from all different dimensions and in one dimension I was kind of a bully I guess? Anyways she was my enemy and she went by the name "Fuchsia."
vintage jilly ok so he was really short (like american girl doll sized) and had dark straight hair and tiny rectangular glasses and he always wore dark grey suits
My super toxic friend came up with this idea in primary school that everyone had magic except me which made me "special" (it was actually just a way to make me feel bad about myself oo how fun) and that when I was older I was going to be rlly evil so she used to "transform" into future me and run after all my friends pretending to attack them and we'd call it "Future (my name here) Alert" and then she said that me from the future had killed her and she wouldn't transform into future me anymore, she was future me and me and my other best friend went into mourning for about a week so yea that was my best friend :/
That’s kind of similar to something I did when I was little, I had “meanie friends” all I remember about them was they looked exactly like the bullies from lilo and stitch and they would be mean to me, hence the name.
When I was little, like 5-10 years old, I had this whole system of monsters. Some lived in the toilet, closet, under the parents bed, and the office. But there was one who lived by the washer and drier, and he was the toilet paper monster. Our deal was that if I used four squares of toilet paper or less to wipe, then he would give me an imaginary platter of cookies. My imaginary monster friend was very environmentally friendly I suppose
I thought my boiler was a monster and it used to make really loud noises and I thought it was going to kidnap me so I wouldn't go to the bathroom at night for fear it would suck me down the toilet
When I was a little kid around four or five, I took my dad’s tools and threw them out in the field with my friends. We never found them but my dad got more. Lol😂
When I was younger sometimes my gran would look after me and my older brother for a couple hours. Whenever we went to her house, for lunch we loved to have those spaghetti noodles for kids? They're by the same brand that do the alphabeti spaghetti. Anyway, me and my brother would always pretend to be baby birds slurping up worms that our parent birds fed to us. We wouldn't use the spoon, and we'd make chirping noises and everything.
when i was little i used to hide my mom's spoons and she'd keep buying more and one day she found all the hidden spoons and we ended up with like 50 spoons
this is about my cousin rather than me, but when we were young she used to be down right TERRIFIED of the moon !! we would come out of our grandmas during night and she would have to run back in the house and grab a blanket to drape over her so she couldn’t see the moon and the moon couldn’t see her
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Eren Erdönmez2019-01-16 01:01:42 (edited 2019-01-16 01:01:52 )
Same thing with me, in turkish culture the moon is called aydede (moon grandpa) and my mother used to say that if i didn't sleep early the moon grandpa would climb down to earth and take me with him. Scarred for life lmao
This is one of the happiest dodie videos ive ever had the absolute pleasure of watching. You were so bright and full of excitement and, like, pure, sweet joy. ill be impatiently counting down minutes until youre ep come out, thanks for this very nice and good content.
When I was pretty little, I remember lying in bed, being very concerned as I sat and thought about the fact that the planet rotates. I was positive that in the middle of the night everything in my room would end up on the ceiling, including me, smashed by my bed, and all my possessions would be broken. Of course, that’s not how things work but it was a big concern for me at the time 😅
KtRosemary sometimes I thought I felt the planet rotating so when I told my mum and she said it was impossible I thought I was special, chosen to save the world from ever stopping. Turns out, I just had anaemia and a low blood pressure 😂
When I was little (I grew up in Brazil, and down south it can actually snow, but the rest of the country doesn’t get snow at all and since I’m from Rio, it was honestly always hot.) I was obsessed with snow and with the US and stuff, so I got into the bathroom, opened the baby powder (I think that’s the name?) bottle and threw the powder everywhere, trying to cover everything in white. I lied down and tried to make a snow angel (and failed) and made my very curly and very dark hair go gray from the amount of powder that I rubbed in there. When my mom walked in the bathroom (I was always a very quiet kid so nobody suspected anything) she couldn’t even say anything. She asked me what was that and I just replied “it’s snow” in a soft voice because I didn’t think she’d be mad at all lol
@tardirosal toilets? There's showers near the swimming pool so you can wash off the chlorine, there's probably kid-height showers as well which is what she's talking about
@Lau Ste ohhhhhhh okay. Lol missuderstood. I thought she was talking about those bathrooms likr they have in asia where water splashes up to clean you since she was talking about cleaning her bits.
I would take showers in my mom's bathroom because she had glass doors. I would pretend I was cinderella and "clean" the shower doors with my wash cloth and make up songs and everything. Our water bill must've been ridiculous.
when my siblings and i were little we would put our feet and legs in a pillowcase and sit on the pillow within the case and sled down the stairs in our house. sometimes we would forego the pillow and slide down like a penguin. the craziest was when we would go headfirst but laying on our backs. pre-technology childhoods were w i l d
when i was young, i was a very weird child and always got into things. so, one day after school my mother told me to go upstairs and clean my room. i went upstairs into my room and quickly got distracted. i had makeup in my room, so instead of cleaning my room i put lipgloss all over my face. didn't miss one spot. i heard my mother call me, she obviously knew something was going on. i walked downstairs, put my diva face on ( i thought i looked fabulous. ) and walked up to my mom. she busted out laughing and asked me what happened. i told her the story while she went to get a wipe to clean my face. she came back into the room, sat down and started cleaning my face. after a while, she looks at me, giggles, then says that she can't get it off and i had to go to school like that. what a fun time.
When I was little, I used to pretend to be a fairy who could travel between different realities through mirrors. I would imagine to live a different life. Thinking about it, that's pretty damn dark lol
Oh my days your ABBA thing reminded me that when I was little I thought the line “walking through an empty house” was walking through a Wendy house. So I’d always imagine myself in a tiny play house 😂😂
Hi. I'm interested on knowing what happened with your depersonalization/derealization feeling. Did you get over those? If so, what did you do? Hope you reply because you just described the feelings exactly as the ones I am experiencing. Thanks.
I always watch your videos when I feel lost or down and you make me feel calm and like everything going on with me is okay, and I’m so so so grateful for that xxx
7:31 ok this is creepy. I used to do almost the exact same thing. Minus Frankie lol. Me and my sister called them falling competitions. We would take it in turns creating a character and acting out a scene. The scene would always end with us walking to the edge of the sofa, standing on the arm and falling down dramatically onto the sofa. Then we would vote on which one of us preformed the best. The fact you did a very similar to this has rendered me speechless 😂😂 HOW?!
When you mentioned your obsession with fire, it reminded me of my obsession with fire as well. Which is where this story is based on: I was in either elementary or middle school when I was home alone in the house. My older sister and step-brother were at school, my mom and step-dad were at work, and my younger brother was at daycare. For some odd reason, I loved playing with lighters and turning them on and off repeatedly. One day, an idea went off in my young mischievous mind: "I should set something on fire." Of course, not wanting to get into too much trouble, I used a paper towel. I clicked the lighter on, held the flame closer and closer to the cloth before... it caught ablaze. I watch, amazed and entranced by the flames gliding across the paper towel. It sure was a sight to be seen. Before you know it, I set more things on fire. Eventually, I come to something that had a very pungent smell once burnt. I quickly brought it outside, not wanting anyone to know what I've done. Fast forward a couple of hours and my mom gets home. The burning smell slaps her in the face and she catches on to what I've done. She calls me downstairs and asks if I was responsible. Like any child would, I denied my sins before eventually giving in.
@Bathroom Jams Yeppp. Preeety weird honestly though, like... is it a contraction? Who knows. I just know because I spelled it wrong on this big writing assignment in fifth grade.
I was about to admit myself because of dodie withdrawals. Thank you, dods!! Ps I was a swimmer too! Actually, we are very similar, but anyway have a good one!!
1. This video helps me fall asleep every night, and your videos generally have helped me get through some tough times and face my feelings, thank you 🙏 2. my big sister and I would do the Frankie thing EXACTLY the same, except we would say ‘HAA-HOOMPH!’ And then fall onto my parents mattress. Good times :)
My go to story to break the ice was always “I shaved my tongue once when I was 3 or 4” and never explain because some things are always more fun left unexplained
aw i love hearing you just. talk. i do the same thing to whoever will listen, and it must be really cool to have an audience so engaged in what you're saying! this was adorable, i loved it <33
so i wasn’t the brightest child and as a kid i liked to run around with a pillowcase on my head, i’m not sure why but it was my favorite thing. this ultimately ended up in me tripping (because i couldn’t see) and i hit my face on the corner of the radiator in my sisters room. now i have a nice scar and an uneven lip to remind me😂
omg i used to pretend i was the only magical one in my class too!!! except i lived in a big glass ball at the back on the class not a tent lol and there would always be an earthquake and the yard would split in half and id have to save everyone with my powers and then id faint and they’d carry me back to my glass ball home
You are so wonderful! You have been such an inspiration to me. Thank you so much for all you do both in your songwriting and how you talk about the importance of mental health issues and acceptance
as a kid my sister convinced me I was going to turn into a mermaid and so, like in h2o, I wouldn’t let myself touch water in public and if I did I would just RUN
I loved H2O as a kid. I remember how shocked I was when my sister told me that it was just a TV show and mermaids don't actually exist. I couldn't believe her. Then I told my friend in kindergarten and she couldn't believe as well 😁
I’ve never confessed this before so like here I go ig So when I was in first grade, the coolest girls would not go to the bathroom the whole entire school day. They went. The whole day. Without peeing. So, I wanted to be cool and I didn’t pee for the whole day, even we had a bathroom break, I would skip it and join the cool girls over in the line. Then, the end of the day came, and I really, really had to pee. I got up to ask the teacher if I could use the restroom, and as I was waking over to her, I peed. Just straight up, peed all over the floor. My friend was like, gasp “u peed!!” I blamed it on a juice box and went home crying and my parents couldn’t find out why.
double bubble disco queen omg this reminds me of the time I was in 1st grade and had to go out in the snow. It was super cold (nearly -20 Celsius) so my mum gave me this red jumpsuit thing to wear outside that protected me head to toe. The problem was that I had diarrhoea. Needless to say, it didn’t end well 😂
5:00 that same thing happened with me and my friend in year 3, we were eating all the ice cream with chocolate sauce in the tub at 1am and her mum walked in and just went "oh i used to do that" and left
When I was little I liked to walk around my house with a mirror in my hands and imagine I was walking on the ceiling. You just remind me that, thank you for that
I used to pretend I had a gardening show when my parents were staying late after church and all of my friends had gone, and I'd dig up the soil from one garden and move it to another and "classify" plants with "scientific names"
Thanks for this video, I needed a laugh 😂 I used to throw myself off of things to see how it felt. I also used to lick cars to see how they tasted... I was a curious child. We used to move a lot as children so my three siblings and I would each make a box fort/house in the same room but then use the landline phones to call and talk to each other.
I'm the youngest (out of 7) in my family and I always had to go to bed early, but I wanted to still be in the conversation so basically, what I did up until I was like four years old was I would sit beside my bedroom door, which was left open cause I was scared of the dark, and listen to my family downstairs. Except then I would fall asleep and my parents always had to be super careful when they opened the door cause they accidentally hit my head as they pushed it open (honestly explains a lot).
I had an imaginary friend when I was younger named M. He was a small little ghost looking thing. He was always so nice. M was basically a ghost with two different sized and colored eyes. He didn't have hair or real arms or legs. He was a literal ghost.
M and I used to play all the time until people got concerned about me. They thought that he was like real for me. He was completely imaginary but still he was a real friend. He was one of my good friends tho
When I was younger I often saw my mum smack my dad’s butt or the other way around and they told me that it was just a form of a joke. Then, when I was making new friends at a new school I decided that I’d smack their bottom and to make a long story short that did not end well. Thanks mum and dad!
Mary Mitchell OMG ahaha we used to do that in my old school, I remember these younger kids thought it would be funny to do it to me (I was a lot older) and OOF it did not end well.
We have weirdly similar childhood experiences 😂 I broke my finger catching a rounders ball when I was like 14. Also I have to slice ox tongue at work, it really is so gross lol
Ok so I was a pretty strange kid so here's a compilation of my favorite and weirdest memories from my childhood!
1. I invented a game with my sister where she would sit in her bed that was across from mine and we would throw our stuffed animals at each other frantically trying to get them on the other bed, and if they fell on the floor, they would "die" but we could continue to throw it again as "the corpse" until it would hit the floor again and then they would be "disqualified" to continue playing. You won by having more stuffed animals with "lives" still in them... idk
2. I used to make weird "milkshakes" as snacks for me and my sister that consisted in basically whatever my 9yr old brain thought was delicious. I once put 3 types of cereal, cookies, two types of milk, sugar, cocoa powder and ice into the blender and called it a cereal milkshake. I had a stomach ache the entire morning lmao
3. I would offer to help my sister with her homework just to tell her the wrong answers but I'd make them so ridiculous like this one time she had to fill the blanks and I would just make words up. As I was the older, "wiser" sister she'd believe me until I eventually told her and she'd get frustrated lol at least I didn't let her take the homework like that to school...
4. When I didn't want to do my chores, I'd tell my sister to do them for me and in exchange, I'd make her a sandwich with "magic spread" which consisted of just cocoa powder with a few drops of water to make a paste lmaoooo and this was specially hilarious because my sister loved chocolate spread or nutella but my mom would never buy it for us so she was convinced I was able to magically make a type of "nutella" for her and it was just watered down cocoa powder omfg.
Ornella Number 3 reminds me of me and my sister. So I am the younger one and English isn't my native language. My sister started to learn English earlier and she used to show me her textbooks and "translate" words and sentences into really stupid stuff and of course I would believe her that it was actually in her textbooks. I wish I remembered any examples of her fake translations because it must have been really funny 😁
This video uses two methods to promote her EP: first: we are all human, even dodie was a child who did weird stuff. it's okay to be a weird child! second: showcase dodie's amazing vocal abilities and creative musicality through simple but very effective moments.
i love u dodie, if u are reading this i just wanna say, keep being you cause you inspire me to wake up every day and continue to live. Looking forward to the EP!!!
One time in primary school i convinced myself that my classmates could read my thoughts. I was so scared and cried so hard my mum had to bring me home...
My anxiety manifested very young 😋 Good luck with your EP! Cant wait to see you in March 😁
The fire thing I think is pretty normal actually 😂 I remember setting a piece of kitchen roll alight and freaking out. I also had no friends at school, I would have loved to be friends with 8 year old Dodie!
when i was like in year 5 or 6 i had this imaginary boyfriend named griffin and i would pretend to hold hands with him as i walked to school every morning and wave him goodbye before i hopped on the train. but this isn’t the only moment i had imaginary people in my life. in year 2 i had imaginary twins and i would walk around school and pretend to push them in their pram. then i would sit at the back of the classroom to make sure i had “enough space for their rockers”. this is embarrassing haha
I think one of my funniest/weirdest memories as a kid was tieing my beanie babies to a post outside then pretending I was a magic superhero and I had to defeat all the invisible bad guys and save them! Also I used to climb that same lampost too, because I could. 😂 I think we all did weird things as a kid lol, thanks for sharing! 💙
I was feeling really down and sad, and thought to go to YouTube to listen to your music, cuz that cheers me up, gives me reason to live. And when searching "Dodie" this gem came up. Thank you. Gonna listen to your music now.
The candle/fire/tissue thing happened to me too! Except it landed on my hard wood floor so I smacked it with a shoe. I also left a candle burning and when I came back the wax had melted all the way down and dripped down my wardrobe. Fun times as mini pyromaniacs
I remember thinking "oh my god its like 6 months till Dodie's EP HOW am I EVER going to survive that????" and now im like "what the fuck one day im not ready wait"
Dodie gives me hope for my own future, you've come so far and at 17 making my own videos and hoping for a career as a musician, you having so much success brings me a great deal of happiness. Can't wait for human btw!!
When I was a kid, I had a really weird obsession with hot chocolate, but I’d hate drinking it out of dark colored mugs. It either had to be a white mug or just poured into a glass cup because I was “scared of the skeleton in the bottom when I finish drinking.” Needless to say, that “skeleton” was just my distorted reflection 😂
Adele Parli lol me neither, it reminds me of what all the popular girls looked like c. 2014 in my school (yikes). I always thought it was ridiculous and imagined a tiny little goblin nesting inside them that controlled them like in men in black 😂
I was actually so similar to you as a child! Obviously not everything is the same but almost all of it was similar. I too was a pyromaniac only I set a rug on fire, thankfully I managed to blow it out as well.
haha, so when I was around four years old I was convinced that I was a mermaid and could breathe underwater. I thought I would test it out. It did not go well... 😂
I remember when I was little there used to be days in primary school where everyone would try and get these two random people to get married and everyone would make a big thing about it and use “magical powers” to make a really nice wedding for them. My year were really strange.
Omg I love you and I love that you’re also (kinda) Polish amd have a polish grandfather who feeds you weird shit - mine would tell me something’s beef/chicken and would feed me kangaroo or crocodile or something 😂 also thank you for being such an amazing human AND I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR EP !!!!! ❤️
I actually did the exact same thing in primary school, except I had a magical amulet that gave me the ability to change into any animal, and everyone loved me for it. It was great 😂
I was slightly freaked out when you said "Frankie" but now I can have you saying my name anytime I want and that is wonderful because your voice is so nice and soothing
I remember doing the magical power thing, but actually all of my friends thought we had magical powers, and the whole premise was all of us controlled an element (pretty sure we took this from a book), and we would literally go to the park for hours until we were 10-11 and just imagine we were fighting monsters and saving the world. (I also had an obsession with fire, so my element was fire lmfao)
there was this Disney movie called bednobs and broomsticks but I couldn’t say that so I called it dob dobs and and we saw the actress in said movie and 4 year old Bella ran up to her and screamed at her DOB DOBS and my mum looked at her in pure embarrassment and that is my first memory lol
"some like child psychologist is gonna look into this and be like .. hm .. interesting .." Don´t worry dodie, as a soon to be child care professional, I can say that you were a pretty normal kid ^^
When I was 9, I wrote out the lyrics to this is me from camp rock & I sung it to my then crush in the school playground and pretended I wrote it myself 😂🤦🏼♀️ he must’ve lived under a rock bc he believed me hahaha
DODIE THE EP IS AMAZING. Like, seriously amazing. I can't stop listening to it. The songs She and Burned Out are ESPECIALLY ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. (I mean, I already knew they were incredible.) BUT THE RECORDINGS ARE INCREDIBLE. Bahhh I have no words.
I got so excited when she said her grandpa was Polish and I expected that he'd give them some pierogi, bigos or whatever, but no. And now everyone thinks Poles eat ox tongues. Thanks Dodie
I love your imagination, very similar to mine and my sisters. Your childhood sounds very normal to me! (Except washing your genitals in a public shower; that bit's a little weird! xD )
when i used to get mad at my mum, i'd say i was going to love with 'margaret from down the road' and go and pack my bags. margaret didn't exist and to this day i don't know why that was the name that i chose or why i had such a vivid belief that she really existed
We once made midnight brownies when I was 11-12 and cleaned up so well my friends mom had no idea and didn't quite believe us when we bragged about it the next morning
“But I was obsessed with like fire, I was one of those kids” I’m actually dying laughing because same! Me and my sister used to have this club called ‘secret candle club’ where my parents thought we just sat around a candle and told secrets and sang songs. We did that but at the same time staring at the fire and my sisters hair falling in every now and then and setting on fire. We stopped the club when it burnt my favourite bookmark and I was sad.
I know it may sound silly but when I heard "my granddad is polish," I smiled broadly. I'm from Poland and it's just so lovely that your grandfather is from here, Poland can not wait for you! And love you with our polish hearts ♥
OMG DODIE, you have to know that I am from Chile and the obvious thing is that your art cross the entire world to arrive to south America. As your fan I can tell you that I freaking love u girl, nice video btw <3
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K. J.O2019-01-16 10:30:14 (edited 2019-01-16 10:31:19 )
Man, I was a pretty weird kid too..
When I went to bed I would face the wall, close my eyes and imagine my wall covered in CD's that were numbered 1-30. Every night I would pick one and each one was a different dream.
It's so crazy to me how many of those things I also did as a child (or something similar) like we live in completely different places and had entirely different upbringings and yet we still had similar day dreams as children
I enjoyed secretly dancing ballet in my living room when no one was watching. This day I was doing spins and I bumped into a desk and dropped a lot of glass stuff. Turns out my mom was secretly watching me secretly dance and not so secretly break everything
whenever i was in a pool in an inner tube i would spin around in it and imagine that i lived inside it, and would have to run circles in it whenever someone was spinning it like i did.
Dodie, i just love how your mind is working.🙆 You can make somany beatiful things up i just love everything you said about having powers and pretending your in a spaceship👽🚀🌌 It just takes me back to all the good times when i was younger😄❤
I was really obsessed with Douglas Adams stuff as a kid because my dad had a lot of his books lying around and the original Hitchhikers Guide TV series and Radio series. I also used to write a lot about all sorts of random shite and create a lot of my own weird worlds. I'm a music journalist now, go figure hahaha.
please do a lil updated room tour dodie!! i have the same bed cover and i’m inspired to redecorate my room, and i love the little glimpses we get of your room in your videos!
Similar to your candle story, I was also obsessed with fire. I really liked lighting matches and watching them burn all the way down, sometimes I would gather a bunch of old matches and try to set them all on fire to watch them all burn at once. But one day (I think I was about ten) that wasn't satisfiying enough for me, so I grabbed a tissue, set it on fire, and dropped it. What I hadn't anticipated was how quickly the tissue would burn, so I was still holding it when I set it on fire. It startled me, and I dropped it on the ground. Now, I was doing this in the living room (because that's where the matches and the candles where) and it was fairly late at night. I don't remember the exact time, but everyone in my family was either in their rooms or asleep (i mean, if they were asleep they would be in their room, but... You get my point). No-one knew I was doing this, so I started panicking thinking the house was gonna burn down. Interesting note about the living room at that time, we had the carpet, then this scratch mat on top in one area (because we had cats), thankfully it was on this area I dropped the tissue. Most of the tissue had burnt away, but there were still a couple of embers, I remember I was too scared to blow on it (because blowing on it feeds the flames, I learnt that in cubs) and I wasn't wearing shoes or socks, so I couldn't stamp on it. And if memory serves correctly, I, in my infinite wisdom, attempted to smother it with a pillow. Which must have worked, because the house didn't burn down. I cleared up the matches and the tissue, and went to bed. Haven't litten a tissue on fire since.
When I was little I fantasised about having magical powers but I wanted to burn down the school with all the teachers and students I didn't like in it and everyone who thought it was a bad idea would be set on fire. I also thought about being able to teleport and in the middle of assembly I would imagine teleporting away to a beach with my friends... I hated school
when i was had these little characters and worlds that i would escape to when i was bored (think imaginary friends but there’s these scenarios with them inside your head, so realistic it could be a movie) and i recently realized it hadn’t really stopped since i was a tot. so i looked it up and asked a professional and turns out it’s called maladaptive daydreaming! i still do it and ive seen a lot of people describing it on this comment section so i thought id mention it!
Right? Whenever I feel sad I imagine myself 5 years from now saying “oh yes that was a rough time, but I got through it” and then the audience claps lmao it’s so melodramatic
@haylee me and my friend would do this to selena gomez songs. And she had a very stable big couch table which was our stage and then we would close the curtains and turn on thos little disco lights that kids have. It was so cool ^^
Me and my two friends when I was around 10 years old were always playing medieval fantasy make-believe. There was construction happening next door and so we found these large river rocks. My friends were convinced they were elves and that these rocks were dragon eggs. One of my friends actually had a fit and started crying because if she left her “dragon egg” alone then it would die. Meanwhile I didn’t want to spend the whole afternoon watching a rock in her closet so I was temporarily shunned by them because I “didn’t believe”.
One of my bed time rituals when I was younger was to pretend I was going to a blockbusters and picking a “movie” starring me (ex: I was a mermaid princess or I was a badass witch) and I would try my hardest to dream about it. Never really worked due to my mild insomnia that kept me awake :( oh well 😊
I seriously thought you were wearing glitter under your eyes and then I realized it’s actually makeup, small spots and bright lighting. The point is, you are a really beautiful human.
When I was a child I was also really into candles and wax and fire and one day I started making like a little campfire out of matches in one of those metal tins small candles come in and the heat melted a permanent bubble in the fake-wood table and I wasn't allowed near candles anymore.
When I was a child my Nan and grandad owned a narrow boat. I remember I used to sit out the front with my Nan and stand up and yell at my grandad whenever we went through tunnels. Other times I would pretend to ‘see’ Ariel in the water 😂😂
this made me smile sm!! i have solo and ensemble on friday and will be occupied with that all day but i promise i’ll listen when i get home!! i’ve been waiting for your ep for FOREVER! ly <3
When I was a little kid I would stick my hands out of the car window every time we drove by a puddle because I wanted to catch a bird (I think I did this because I saw the barbie rapunzel movie and she put her hand in a painting and she brought out a bird so somehow I associated paintings with puddles)
Omg the Barbie movies are the best!! My favourite is probably the princess and the pauper because it’s really bad but in a hilarious way and the songs are iconic
i was one of those strange “let me play with fire” children too . i had a small turtle candle from my cousin . one day, being the stupid child i was , i placed a napkin on top of the candle ( keep in mind , the candle was lit ) . so the napkin caught on fire and being the stupid child i was (x2) , i dropped the napkin onto my carpet and lit a patch of my floor on fire . i had a water bottle beside my bed so i threw the remaining water onto the fire and put it out . when my parents asked me what the burning smell was , i said the turtle candle smelled like something was burning and i walked out of my parent’s with a smug smirk on my face and a patch of burnt carpet on my bedroom floor .
this was years ago , the burnt carpet is still visible , and my parents don’t know a thing .
When I was little me, my cousin, and my sister (mostly me) took all my stuffed animals and made an animal shelter for them and had a little notebook where I wrote down all the names of every animal and pretended we ran the shelter and rescued the animals
one time when I was around 4 or 5, I was watching my older sister (who i idolized) as she got ready to go out. and she wet her brush to untangle her curls. me being the idiot i am, wanted to do everything that she did. sooo i got my brush then hurried to my mom and asked her for chocolate milk. she made me the chocolate milk without really questioning anything. But then when she left I started DUNKING my brush into the glass of chocolate milk and began to brush my hair with it. Needless to say, I was a weird kid.
one time when I was around 4 or 5, I was watching my older sister (who i idolized) as she got ready to go out. and she wet her brush to untangle her curls. me being the idiot i am, wanted to do everything that she did. sooo i got my brush then hurried to my mom and asked her for chocolate milk. she made me the chocolate milk without really questioning anything. But then when she left I started DUNKING my brush into the glass of chocolate milk and began to brush my hair with it. Needless to say, I was a weird kid.
When I was younger I was an only child so I had a wild imagenation and I once pretended I was climbing a mountain to watch the sun set by climbing up a book shelf and I managed to break the shelf and pull the bookshelf down on myself and I ended up breaking my arm and nose, lucking it only had thin child books so I wasn't crushed by books...
It is weirdly comforting for me to know that someone else on this earth fantasized about both being in a sad music video during late night rainy car-rides AND nearly dying using magic energy to save the whole school
When i was little (like reeeaally young) i thought the real world used to be in black and white because all the old films/videos from like 100 years ago were black in white.. was i the only one who thought that? 😂
hahaha i did too! And it really made me confused when they said that that wasn't the case because I had watched Wizard Of Oz when I was little and thought that somehow, throughout the process of filming it, colour started to 'bleed' into the world (I didn't realize when the colours had abruptly appeared in the movie XD )
I also used thoroughly wash my “area” by doing a handstand and leaning my legs against the wall. I don’t really remember doing this so I’m not sure if I ever fell but I remember my mom freaking because she saw me do it. Definitely not safe to do handstands in the shower!
OMG the shower story!!!! I can't stop laughing hahahaha
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Christina L2019-01-15 23:39:39 (edited 2019-01-15 23:40:09 )
when i started first grade i was SO excited. my school had these really cool monkey bars that curved in the middle and on the first day of school i discovered i was the only one who couldn't do them so my parents drove me to school in the evening so i could practice. i tried SO HARD but i kept looking down and falling into the mulch. so at the end of the week, when i finally got it, my little baby legs were all covered in scabs. i went on to be the best at monkey bars ;)
When I was a kid I found a container that my parents were keeping my and my sisters baby teeth in. And instead of assuming that maybe the toothfairy wasnt real I assumed that my parents were serial killers and kept the teeth as trophies. I believed this was true for 3 years until someone told me the toothfairy wasnt real, so instead of being upset I was so relieved that my parents weren't murderers.
My family and I watched movies In my parents room every night so we brought our beddings from our bedrooms upstairs. My sister, brother, and I were walking down the stairs in with our humongous pieces of beddings with me in the front of the line and I dropped a pillow and my sister and brother FELL DOWN THE STAIRS LIKE DOMINOS. I can officially say I broke my sister’s arm
Sameeee about the playing-a-video-game at the park thing! I used to love the freedom that came with playing all by myself. I remember we had this large baseball field around which was a pathway that no less than 2 kids were allowed to walk round (grade 1) because it was near a forest and there were supposedly raccoons. I begged this one teacher to let me walk alone in the woods (not really "woods" but ykwim) and she asked me "do you have anyone else to walk with?" I said "...I have my imaginary friends?" But she didn't allow it :( but next time round i'd asked a different teacher (like a lil smart cookie) and thought id fooled her by my imaginary friend trick- and i genuinely had many imaginary friends that I would talk to (rn i jus talk to myself instead or pretend im in an interview) and I had never been happier. Fun times
Ohhh I used to do karate when I was younger, I got to a blue belt, too. Just re-started two weeks ago. The palm-of-the-hand-thing can actually damage the brain and lead to death, I never really liked that one. dodie, you're cute and I've been watching your videos for quite a long time. So excited for your new ep!
When I was little, I apparently used to put on little shows for my Nan. I'd hide behind the curtain and wait for my intro and then out I'd come. I have no memory of doing this at all.
i literally had the exact same fantasy as you with being the only magic kid in school. i think i was usually a superhero in mine but there would be some huge threat that only i could stop & it was like my favorite daydream ever. i also used to convince myself that i went to "spy school" at night like a double-life situation. the only way to get there was by jetpack
When I was really young I got to play Mary in the local church’s nativity but when one of the shepards came up and tried to touch the plastic Jesus doll I shouted ‘get off, that’s my baby’ and pushed him over before running off with the doll
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Rose Lalonde2019-02-07 03:01:02 (edited 2019-02-07 03:01:58 )
A little while ago I was in the backseat of our car and my dad was driving my brother and I up to the lake (one of the finger lakes in NY, my grandmother owns a little cottage on the lakefront that her children take their families to often) and it was nighttime and the radio was on to some station that played acoustic covers of pop songs and it was raining and it was just do peaceful and safe feeling that I felt like a little kid again, like I was four years old, and it was so nice. Edit: Not quite sure why I wrote this. I suppose I thought of it when dodie said about riding in the backseat of the car at night as a child.
I love staring out the window at night, specially if it's raining. and listening to music, and letting nostalgia wash over me. quite fun and calming actually, i've done that ever since i was like 8? 13 and tradition still going strong
edit: okAy i'm gonna say a childhood story. let's go bois
it was my second year of choir camp, back in 2015- i was 10. i had just met my best friend, somebody who is still one of my best friends to this day. anyways, during polar bear swim (one of the 3 morning activities before breakfast, basically you go down to the lake and swim and normally it's really cold, hence the polar bear part), free time, and at waterfront night we would always go down to the lake and play mermaids together. quite normal, for a 10 year old and almost 10 year old (she was 9 still, birthday's not until october, i still never let go of the fact i'm older than her lol). but, on land when we would take a break to build sandcastles and stuff, she would transform into a fairy, and i would transform into a wizard- she wasn't into harry potter just yet, meanwhile i was starting to get obsessed. it was so much fun, and we would do it no matter what. i remember one day it was cold, probably in the 60s F, and we were the only two at the lake during free time (of course two counselors were there too watching us), and i remember as soon as we got back to the cabin from changing, it started raining, luckily we didn't have to wait outside in the rain for dinner. that was a fun time :D
When I was in 1st grade, I broke my collar bone by hanging upside down on one of those igloo looking metal domes with bars. When I showed up to school in a sling, the teachers were convinced I was faking because another girl was also wearing one?? I’ve been confused since
OMG when you told that story about the ox tongue all my memories came flooding back. My great Grandpa is Czechoslovakian and makes all kinds of weird food. So when I was about eight or nine he sat me down at the dining room table and told me "try this" so I did. He did not inform me till an hour later that I had eaten cow tongue. I knew it had to be something strange because you could feel the taste buds in your mouth while you were chewing it, very disgusting😂
When I was little, I went to my grandma's once for a while when my parents were away or something, and she gave me a banana. I didn't know where the trash was and I was too scared to ask, so I left it behind her TV on the floor. She found it and she was so mad at meee ahaha and tbh that's some shit I'd still do-- too anxious to ask where the trash is, find somewhere else for it
I know you’re super busy being a super star beautiful musician but I miss you and wish you were more active on YouTube but it just makes the videos you do upload ever so special ❤️ ily
I remember in primary school, there were those little play houses on the play ground and my friend and I made an Ice Cream Shop. The gravel was strawberry, the dirt was chocolate and the gravel WITH strawberries was vanilla, oddly. I also remember having turf wars over that house when other kids would take over...and I also remember my friend beating up another kid for taking our ice cream shop in my honor needless to say I was shook (before shook was invented)
Edit: and the kids' payment was woodchips from the ground. How I never got any splinters, we'll never know
feel you on the candle thing this one time i threw a bunch of matches into a burning tealight and then the whole wax caught on fire and blowing wouldnt extinguish it so i just let it burn down and was like "oh well good, nothing happened"... except the tealight stood on my dad's wooden table and left a giant burnmark on it x)
When I was younger( and even today) everybody told me that I swim beautifully weird. When I swim my body full turns on to a mermaid. I’m not pretending to be a mermaid I AM THE MERMAID. I could hold my breathe the longest, I swam the fastest and my whole body would move up and down like the girls from H2O when they swam. And I never really grew out of it 😂
A thing that I did when I was little is that I would imagine myself in a drama movie like The Great Gatsby or something but change the storyline to how I wanted to go and then I would always draw my characters to the way I wanted them to be lmao.
And then I also still have solo arguments with annoying people or just my parents in the shower. Once, there was this lady in a museum and I was looking at some Van Gogh and she quite rudely demanded me to move over or something, I don't really remember now I was like 9 back then, and still to this day, I argue with her and regret how I said nothing and how I should've clocked her lmao
I know the feeling...when I was like 10 we had our cousins over for Thanksgiving and we were playing frisbee and my cousin threw it and it hit me in lip so hard that I couldnt eat Thanksgiving dinner
One time our class took a field trip to a camp for three days and there was a field that had a bunch of balls, frisbees and jump ropes. So me and my friend were playing frisbee and I accidentally hit this women in the face (she was fine) and I was just standing there mortified at what just happened so my friend had to apologize for me. Later that day a random frisbee hit me in the face and I got a black eye.
When I was little (probably about 3-4) I was chasing my brother around our house. For me it was just for fun and games, like a game of tag. Apparently he didn’t take it that way and started to get freaked out and ran into his room (at the end of a long hallway). He slammed the door behind him, right before I reached it and without enough time to stop. My eye was the same level as the doorknob and it made contact as I ran full force into it. I had a black eye for several days afterward. Even though I was so young I can still remember the incident vividly.
LODisamazing i had a sleepover with my 3 best friends on a double bed and i woke up with a black eye :') apparently one of them hit me when i was asleep
I absolutely loved this. One time, when I was a kid. I was a wee lad. I was only in 2nd grade. Yep, I was pretty tough stuff. I remember we had a bin outside of our classroom that everyone would put their toys into at the beginning of the day that they wanted to bring to recess. And I brought my Spiderman action figure from my Spiderman 2 train set. I was so excited to play with Spiderman, and to show everyone that I loved Spiderman. He had magnets, and I was going to stick him to the big toy (our large, green playground) and everyone would be like, "whoa, he can stick to things." But eventually, recess came around.. And I went out to grab Spidey, and he wasn't there.. so I was sad for a second, and then I completely forgot about it and went and played lightsabers or something with the other kids.. in which I lost multiple limbs mind you...
After recess, we all came back inside to put our toys away, and I saw one kid (I don't even remember who this was) putting my Spiderman toy back in the bin. You might have had mercy on him in this moment, and thought, "everyone loves Spiderman, I can't blame him. Maybe I could make a friend and we would bond over our love for Spiderman!" But not me. I thought, "I could really teach this kid a very important life lesson he'll never forget." And I walked up to him and said, "You really shouldn't play with things that aren't yours, and you really shouldn't borrow things without asking." I scolded him, and I felt good. And he walked away kinda sad and kinda sorry. And to this day I kind of regret being such a bad parent to that other kid at just the age of seven..
dodie! looking out the window and pretending to be in a music video.. I used to do the exact same thing! Also I would pretend I was a character in a book or a movie and I would narrate (in third person) everything I did in my head as went lol
I was an only child and I wanted to have a running race with my dad but he didn't want to so I told him that there's an imaginary boy running next to me, so I did a lap around the field and came back and asked my dad who won 😂
When I was a kid I was burning one of those tiny tea leaf candles in my bedroom. Apparently no one had told me that you can’t put out candles with water 🙄 (how would I know) and so I poured some water from my drink bottle onto the candle and the fire jumped onto the vase of flowers sitting next to it 😂 I was SO confused and freaking out like what the heck do I do and why did this happen?! The flame luckily ended up going out on it’s own. Safe to say I never forgot you can’t use water to put out many fires again...
itmesneha I get why you’d think that cos it was my reasoning behind using the water. But hot wax is like a grease fire on a stovetop. The application of water just makes the fire spread to the surrounding area (anything that will burn).
6:08 i did the same thing when I was younger, except I got so scared when the tissue caught fire, that I ran into the bathroom and threw it in the toilet. needless to say, I didn’t play with fire and tissues again
Me, my sisters , and our two friends used to play this game called Benjamin Kill Dude. Whenever my family would go over to their house, once it got dark, we would turn off all the lights, and one of our friends Benjamin would chase us around the dark house. The thing is, though, that he wouldn’t just chase us, he would chase us with a giant ass nerf gun that could hold like a hundred bullets. It was completely stupid and unsafe, but holy heck we loved it lol
Me and my best friend used to play a game when we were in the playground and it started raining, we would pretend that if we got touched by the water we would turn into mermaids so whenever it rained we had to run below trees so we didn’t get wet. It was the most fun game ever!
I remember that when I was little and me and my sister played games, when my parents called us down for lunch we would still act as the characters with our fake american accents while we were eating lunch... We were weird
I used to have 2 imaginary friends and play games with them. I would play memory and then would sit on the seats of each person that was playing and get into character and try to win for each character haha.
OMG me and my brother had a similar game to frankie! We used to stand on the edge of the bed and fall down doing silly voices etc and it literally went on for hours like you said it’s funny how kids brains get entertained on so little
I know a lot of people have been making fun of your messy bun hair recently, but I genuinely want a hair tutorial from you. I would love to see all your recent hairstyles :) also congrats on the ep! <3
I was also obsessed with fire, i one time took my blue pal and set twigs and dry grass in it then put a match to it. I had to grab the hose and quickly put it out, it was melting my pal :(
when I was 6 or 7, my sister and I were outside on the concrete waiting for school to start. Well, my sister pushed me and I fell face first, slamming my nose on the pavement. I looked down and my hands and clothes were absolutely covered in blood. blood was coming out if my nose and mouth and everybody was gathered around in a circle, watching me. For the rest of the school year I would have the worst nosebleeds, sometimes forcing me to leave school.
When I was a kid I used to belive that pollen in flowers was like a hidding place for gnomes and fairies and so I did cry once 'cause my brother jumped on top of a daisy (I was very weird, and still am, but not that way)
Idk why I just remembered this but in Year 5 we saved a whole lot of tadpoles and had to raise them. Only a few survived in to froghood but the first one was named Bob. This happened when everyone had to put a name in to a hat and then our teacher drew a few out of it. We then had to vote on which name we wanted. One of the names was "Bob" and the entire class started chanting for it so our frog was called Bob. Others were then put in the tank but I don't remember their names. Bob died because he was the smallest frog and the others bullied him. It was the saddest moment of Year 5 ngl.
My friends and I would play this game called "Do you love me?" When witch we could only say the phrase "do you love me" to try and make the other person laugh. If you laughed you lost the game.
when I was a little kid I found some packs of pads and tampons in the bathroom cupboard and I had no idea what they were but I was fuckin fascinated by them, and I used to sneak to the cupboard and take one out pretty much every time I went to the bathroom for literally no reason other than the fact I really liked taking the wrapping off and trying to work out what they were lmao
My freshman year I was doing backstage for a show and accidentally lit my hair on fire from a candle while reaching over the table onstage. Needless to say I am very afraid of fire now. My friend still calls me Katniss
also i used to walk around my house with a notebook like a private detective and note down what my family members are doing without letting them see me and describing objects around the house like its a crime scene. (Im a criminal justice major now so funny how life works)
whenever i was in the car, i’d look out the window and pretend there was a cheetah trying to keep up with the car. i’d imagine it jumping onto the roof of other cars to rest and darting around signs and such
This made me miss being a child sm like the simplest things would entertain u and i did like hslf the stuff in this vid. Like the ironing the bed thing was the most satisfying thing
All through elementary school I had one friend who didn’t even go to the same school as me, never fit in and was always shy. I was always the kid that spent all my time reading because I loved it and had no friends. I would spend my summers walking/biking to the library from my house to get the 6 books I was allowed to check out and would read them all within a week or two. Anyway, the trail on the way to the library was super pretty, lots of flowers and plants and trees, squirrels and rabbits running around, a pretty stream, it was awesome. And I always pretended it was a magical land that I had made up like in bridge to terabithia and I used to write in this little diary about all the people that lived there that were my friends and shit 😬😊
One time I did a love spell, which included reading a poem thing by candle light. I set the paper of fire by accident, panicked, threw it in trash. Problem solved? NOPE. The trash can was filled with tissues and paper scraps and it set on fire. OOPS. (The spell did not work)
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Victoria Fang2019-01-16 03:09:36 (edited 2019-01-16 03:09:46 )
DODIE I LOVE U thank u for inspiring me to make my own channel ur the bestest ahhh
the pool thing reminds me of how when I go to the indoor pool at the gym to swim laps I make up stories for the other people swimming there. when I was younger, I'd swim in the family pool and find other kids to play mermaid games with. One time I met this girl who would go with her mom, who would bring coins to the pool with them. The girl and I would close our eyes and her mom would throw the coin somewhere in the pool and the two of us would have to go find it.
I remember in 1st or 2nd grade I pushed this kid off the swing so I could get on it. There was also this time when I was in the car with my stuffed animal (it was a dog) and I remember sticking it's head out the window right as my mum rolled up said window. I almost cried
Omg a very similar thing happened with me with the candle thing. My brother and I used to always light small pieces of fabric on fire with a candle and immediately blow it out. It kinda became a habit of mine whenever I lit a candle. One day, when I was probably about 9, I was about to take a bath and I lit a candle. Because it was a habit, I picked up a napkin that was sitting in the bathroom for some reason and lit it on fire without thinking, but instead of a tiny flame that usually accompanies the fabric, the whole napkin was ablaze in less than a second. I freaked tf out and threw it in the sink and turned on the faucet but it would not go out. After frantically blowing on it for like 30 seconds it finally went out. I never anything with a candle again lol.
Me and my best friend used to have this weird role playing phase where we pretended to be jesus’ sisters?? Daughters?? Idk man.. and we’d be sent on these missions to earth to just live as ‘normal’ teenagers (we had very interesting ideas on what teenagers did with their life).
from year 2 to year 6, me and one of my best friends from primary school created this entire imaginary world called super force, with established characters and rules and villains, and we would play that pretty much every lunch time with each lunchtime being like a new episode where we would have to defeat a different bad guy each time. It was pretty epic ngl and it had a running storyline that lasted over 4 years so it was pretty good lmaooo
your fire story reminded me of when my stepsisters and i would play "olden times" and we would dress up in giant costume skirts and pretend we were living in the 1600s or something, and there was a time we wanted to make a piece of paper look old so we tried to just singe it a little bit on a candle and blow it out, but we dropped the paper and it fuckin SET THE FLOOR ON FIRE and our parents came home to a lovely giant scorch mark in my stepsister's room that stayed there im sure long after we moved out :)
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Lau Ste2019-01-16 01:35:36 (edited 2019-01-16 01:37:35 )
I was obsessed with Abba as a kid haha, I never understood any of the lyrics though 😂 my sister was a fire kid, I liked to cut things up with scissors I'm not sure which is creepier
When I was five years old or so, I had one of those creepy baby dolls where if you turned it upside-down it would start to cry. My twin brother and I for some reason found this really funny and decided that it would be even funnier if we would make the doll “dance” while it was crying. One day, we’re sitting in our bedroom playing with the doll and my brother goes to take it out of my hands. Me being the annoying five-year-old I was, tried to pull the doll away from him, only for him to let go and send the babydoll’s head straight into my teeth, knocking out my front tooth.
In NYC there used to be a huge toy store... I was in the LEGO section and my WHOLE FAMILY literally walked away without me! I was so scared and I was looking around everywhere! I finally found my family by the build a bear! 😂
Pfms Paigey Lol my brother’s the opposite. As a child he always wanted to wander off on his own in a store. Eventually we learned that we could find him on the toy aisle, looking at the legos.
When I was about 4, I had issues with going to the toilet on time. I would almost always leave it to the last second, but usually made. This time, I really needed to take a dump, but waited too long. I sprinted to the bathroom, ripped of my pants and pressed up against the wall in the hopes that doing so would prevent me from pooping on the floor. It didn't exactly go to plan though. I turned around a few seconds later to find a giant turd sticking to the wall. Apparently my mum still has the photo somewhere.
Once when I was 5-6 I was with my dad and sister at Walmart and I got upset my dad didn’t get me the cereal I wanted. So I just stood in the isle next to the cereal and pouted. My dad took my little sister to another isle and I stayed in the cereal isle, pouting. After like 2 minutes I got scared and asked a lady to help me find my dad. He was getting milk with my sister and started laughing when I came around the corner with this random lady. My dad found it hilarious and, to this day, still laughs about it.
when i was a kid me and my friends played this weird game where one of us was on the verge of death and the other was a doctor trying to save them and the other was the mom crying for her kid about to die.....we were weird
when i was little i took on this persona of an old woman. strange i know. it actually lasted quite a long time. i would hunch over and toddle around calling everyone “sonny” in a low raspy voice. “back in my day..” was another common occurrence for this old woman.
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Jen Mac2019-01-15 22:23:09 (edited 2019-01-15 22:23:23 )
when I was around 2, I never wanted to go with my parents to take my brother anywhere (he's 3.5 years older than me so would have been 5/6 ish), so when he would have swimming lessons or we'd go pick him up from school, I would just strip completely naked because I came to the conclusion that they wouldn't take me anywhere whilst I was naked (which was right, until one time my dad just took me into the reception of our local swimming pool whilst I was completely naked and I was super embarrassed lmao)
When I was little and it was sunny out during lunch time at school, my friend and I used to pretend our shadows were demons from hell and that they were chasing us. When we got to the end of the school yard we’d change direction to where the shadow was infront of us and pretend to chase them back to where they came from, hell. I guess looking back it’s a tad fucked up.
As a kid I thought the „I’d play around and have a ball“ line in Money Money Money referred to organising an actual ball where people come to dance. Ya know, like in the fairytales where the princess meets to prince. :D
I used to pretend that I was a famous singer and I interviewed myself in my bedroom, I talked about my new single, my new album and the tour that I was going to made, I sang my newest song and I received a lot of awards.
When I was in school I use to imagine there were Stormtroopers (from Star Wars, not Germany) blasting their way through our hallways and I was the only kid that had a blaster and could fight back.
When I was a smol kid, I would always go to her house after kindergarten and after lunch she'd leave me in the living room to watch TV, which i got bored of quite quickily. There was a coffee table with glass in the middle in my great aunt's living room, and so I'd lie under the table and pretend I was dead and in a coffin (somehow I found that more entertaining than tv)
when I was little some old person told me harmful “waves” came from the microwave and not knowing anything about like physics waves I thought they were just invisible like smells so every time the microwave went on I tried to hold my breathe because I was scared I’d breathe in the waves and die lol
When I was like five or six we went to Thailand, and while we were there we went to this huge market. One of the stores was Hello Kitty themed, and there was the biggest effing Hello Kitty doll you've ever seen. I immediately decided that I HAD to have it. My mom obviously was like "no. You have ten million dolls" and I threw the biggest fit of all time. My mom had to drag me screaming out onto the street. And the woman who ran the store, who didn't speak any English, ran out with the doll and gave it to me. I still have it.
My lil brother and I played this game where we would hit a balloon around the kitchen for HOURS. It had to be the kitchen because that was where the most stuff was. We wrote our scores on the balloon in Sharpie, but we wouldn't ever wait for the ink to dry, so we'd get marker all over our hands. And every round ended with my dad getting so pissed at us playing while he was doing dishes that he'd put it on top of the fridge. We usually got it down once he left and kept playing until it popped.
In sixth grade, we all had to do projects where we would study a part of the cell. I got the nucleus with my best friend (Jade) and we were supposed to work on it after school. Instead of working, I sat on my top bunk and threw pillows at her, lying on the ground. In our final presentation, we both accidentally pronounced it "nuk-a-lis." I used the paper mache model as a tortilla chip bowl after the presentation.
one time in like 1st grade i had one of those color-changing pencils that would change with heat so i thought it was a great idea to stick the pencil in the microwave and suddenly after it was done i opened the microwave door and the smell of burnt wood flooded my kitchen and soon after a fire inside the microwave oof i was not the brightest child
When I was in elementary school me and my friends would take turns having our hair in braids every day and then during recess whoever had braids would be the horse and someone else walked behind them holding the braids like reins and you had to turn left when they pulled the left braid etc...
Also does anyone know the cartoon Wonderpets? Me and my siblings were obsessed with that show and theres a sequence at the beginning where they sing a song and then jump into a bucket of costumes and come out wearing one of them so we would lay all of our clothes on the floor, stand on the bench and sing the song, and then jump in and change our clothes.
My dad used to play pretend with me when I was little. We would pretend we were superheroes and run around the center table at our little apartament with tableclothes around our necks like they were capes. I miss these times so much that I tear up whenever I remember them.
i had so many weird things when i was a kid haha, one of the weirdest ones i think was how i used to walk as a toddler, i would walk like a crab for absolutely no reason and my parents thought it was the funniest thing
i did the same with the ball thing! i used to listen to don't stop me now by queen when i was small, and whenever the "i'm having a ball" part came around i'd always mime a basketball:)) wow i didn't think anyone else did that
Duuuude, I used to light paper on fire with candles, for the longest time I kind of got obsessed for a while. Anyway, just really glad I'm not the only one who used to set stuff on fire by candlelight. And definitely not safe! Don't try it at home kids.
When I was a child, I stood on top of a concrete wall between mine and my neighbor's yard. I had obviously watched far too much Mary Poppins, because I thought it would be smart to jump off of the wall with an umbrella...
i used to have this role play- thing in like, 2nd grade. i was an alien princess from the planet "halo" and i camd to earth to escape my father and attend school. i had an invisible bird made of fire that only i could see and a necklace (which was just like, 2 rubber bands tied around my neck) that would glow when my father came to visit me on his space ship. also this one girl really wanted to be magical like me and i felt bad so i convinced her that she was my sister, and she was also magic but she needed to unlock her powers.
the best part is, a couple of years later one of the girls i used to roleplay with asked me about my father, at this point i'm like 11 years old and like "yo wtf are you talking about"
When I was a kid my family had a pool and we’d play a game where we tried to pour water on all of the pavement surrounding the pool. We’d take water from the pool in buckets (my dad always got mad at us for wasting water, which looking back was probably fair) and pour it on the pavement and try to get it so every square of pavement was covered in water at the same time before they dried off I’d also play a “potions” game by the pool where I’d mix water from different buckets into one big bucket and pretend I was mixing the “essences” of things to create a magical potion
My great aunty did sonething like your grandad. I was like 6 and staying with her and my brother. She said I should try this sweet that my brother had eaten, but I needed to crunch. Naive, vulnerable little me trusted her.
Once I was sitting in a high table and my sister was tickling me so I fell and landed face first into a massive toy car with so much stuck out parts and my face was swollen for so long
As a kid, at some point, I watched Winx Club every day, so I thought if I concentrated hard enough I'd discover I had fairy powers, too. I never did concentrate hard enough though :/
probably in grade 1 or 2 I had somehow totally believed that I had wrote the extra lines to the song Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, like the parts after 'you'll go down in history' "like George Washington!", and I kept telling people that it caught on because of me lol
HI WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOUR GRANDPA WAS POLISH THE BIGGEST SMILE CAME ON MY FACE BECAUSE IM POLISH AND IDK IVE ALWAYS RELATED TO YOU BUT FINDING OUT THAT YOU ARE POLISH JUST MAKES ME FEEL SO WARM AND HAPPY UGH OKAY I LOVE YOU DODIE I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY
I once got some talcum powder and went "IT'S SNOWING!!!!" And you know the prince of egypt movie where the mother puts her baby on a raft and sends him into the river. Yeah i would do that with a pretend baby and a laundry basket on my mom's blue bedroom floor. We had a class imaginary friend called "bob" and people would put their hands on seat saying "sorry, I'm saving this for bob" I wouldn't give a damn and just crush the hell out their hand as I sat on it. I was a mean kid wow. I would also run really REALLY R E A L L Y long distances and almost pass out not realising "Hey this is really unhealthy"
At the age of like 5 or something I was standing on a very small brick wall running along side a path, I stepped off and this girl stuck her leg out and tripped me and I fell face first onto the opposite brick wall. I remember a teacher shouting at me and saying it was my fault while blood was pouring from my face which I think is slightly harsh. But hey, I got to go home for the day so it’s chill.
I was on a trampoline with my twin brother, and I go doubled bounced and flew all the way above him, and came down as he bounced up and mashed my mouth on his head, I chipped my two front adult teeth, one was pretty much ALL gone ahahaha, he was perfectly fine. My mum said 'For fuck SAKE" and it makes me laugh so much. ❤️❤️
When I was in 1st class (i was like 7) I created this game which was to tie up the older kids (eldest being 12 some maybe 13) with the skipping ropes. They didn’t have handles r anything they were just long ropes. More ppl were doing it everyday until the game was banned when my sister (who was in 4th class maybe, so like 9-10 ish) was tied up, fell over and got a black eye. And I still to this day blame myself, cause I came up with the game, and feel terrible about it! 8 YRS ON THIS YR..
I would say “anyone else?” But I feel like most ppl have a story like: “I was stupid and someone got hurt because of my stupidity and I still feel bad because of it” lol
When I was in elementary school I was speed-walking back to class in front of my two friends, but I had turned a bit to face them and talk, but while I was walking and talking, they didn't tell me that I was about to slam into a wall. I turned my head to face forward, and the second I turned I smashed my face full force into a brick wall and fell SO HARD on my ass. I had a black eye for weeks. My mom still makes fun of me for it and its been like 12 years lol [edit: human comes out the day after my birthday and I'm EXCITED]
I also used to stare out the window and pretend I was in a music video, and I used to think the magic hero thing as well! I thought i was the only one haha. There’s definitely some Physcology behind that...
I do find it weird how similar some of our experiences are growing up before phones were completely mainstream? Or ones that worked anyway? Like where did we all get our culture from if not the internet? Like the whole lol wuu2 btb gtg culture. Also those glow in the dark stars and planets were my JAM.
Every piece of furniture in your whole home has lazers running along the floor that are extending from the corners. The lines are running along each straight face and extend until the edges of the room. Use your imagination, and get to the other side of the room without touching a lazer
when i was in my primary school i used to pretend i was like a superhero and i had to jump through the window to save my friends from the fire and i'd get so much praise theyd all be like ''THANK YOU EVAN'' and ''YOU'RE AMAZING!11!!'' so i guess i just needed a lot of praise as a kid
There were this guys in the street who always passed by with their musical instruments like the marimba, and they played some songs so you would give them some money. I have always been in love with music, so I really enjoyed seeing them play, one time I was so into the music that I decided to follow them to every single place they went and dance along and sing a little bit and just have fun, I used to do that every time i saw them passing by my house so my mom had to follow them too so she could be sure that nothing bad was going to happened, these guys were so happy to see me that they started to play some songs in front of my house everyday so I could go out and dance with them. They took care of me everytime I followed them and they even showed me how to play the instruments, the entire town thought that I was part of that band and they loved it, it was reaaaaaally cool. I was like 4 years old.
I was such a weird child I have a cringe attack every day, here's just one of the MINOR stupid things I did.
I'm from Cape Town, South Africa- a mixed race kiddo, referred to as 'coloured' over here. (and no it's not a derogatory term here) Between grades one to three (ages 7-9) I'd been to three different primary schools. Grade three was when I moved to a completely different space- more diverse, more luxurious than the previous two. I thought I'd need to step my game up.
My 9 year old self got it into her head.
That it'd be a good idea to convince everyone.
That I'm Chinese.
I tried convincing the friends I'd somehow managed to make (bless them for tolerating my bullshit) for WEEKS maybe even months, bloody faking being able to speak Mandarin. My ridiculous lie came to an end when my friends came to ask my grandpa picking my dumbass up from aftercare if I was Chinese. His confused "...wait what?" was an answer on its own.
I loved female superheroes and super villains when I was a kid. Catwoman and Poison Ivey were my faves (also Rogue from X-Men). I would try to dress like them and do cartwheels outside my apartment in the parking lot
One time, i was running from my mom, and i had made my way into the kitchen. My brother had oh so conveniently sprayed water on the floor. I had slipped and fell on my face and had a black eye for a while. I wore sunglasses everywhere, because if i didn't, strangers would mention it.
thanks dodie. today has been the absolute worst thing ive ever experienced and seeing a post from you and reading all the lovely comments cheered me up a bit. thanks everyone. you all truly have a wonderful impact on the world :)
it’s so weird because I actually used to play games very similar when I was little
My little sister and I used to play “Cinderella” together when we had to clean our room but I always (like the good big sister I am) let my sister be Cinderella which meant that I was the step mom or a step sister and I didn’t do any work but commanded her to clean things. She just remembered this a few months ago and I still find it funny
When i was a kid i used to believe i had asleep telekinesis powers or something and practiced every night before going to bed. I used to try to move the door and sometimes the door moved and i was like YES I AM BECOMING MATHILDA
Some lil me memories: -having dreams about flying around my home town and having people be like “woah!” Like “wow quick chase her!” And fly away hehe -messing around on the money bars like I was cool and all -My primary school had a road across it and the cars would drive by, at school zone speed and we would try to beat the cars. If we lost then we had to duck down so they wouldn’t shoot us -Dressing up in nice clothes and having little tea parties hehe -calling out to my brother who lived across the country and hoping he’d hear my name -playing fairies with my friends and making fairy gardens so the fairies would like us and give us gifts
When I was around 10 the family was having breakfast and we had been having boiled eggs. I had finished eating but I wanted more so my mum says "Go boil another egg for yourself". I head to the kitchen and stand in front of the stove. After a minute or two I had done nothing as I had no idea how to boil an egg. I went back to the table and asked with absolute sincerity "Where's the boil button?" It is still referenced to this day.
When I was younger my cousin and I would change our names when we went to the playground. We never used our real names. I always went to the name Elena.
my older sister and i came up with this weird game when we were little. my mom used to have a ceiling light right above her bed with like a little metal spiky thing coming out from the middle. my sister and i would get on her bed and pretend missiles or some shit were coming out of it (we used our fingers to represent the missiles) and we had to get out of the way before they hit us... sometimes one of us would die. it was very dramatic.
one time my sister took one of those little pig pop sockets and stuck it on her forehead for a minute. when she took it off, there was a phat red circle that looked like a huge hickey in the middle of her forehead. the next week of school was torture for her.
when i was a kid i loveeeddd fire too. and once i saw my dad lick his fingers and put out the flame and i thought it was the coolest thing ever. then one day I tried it and burned my hand. lol. then i freaked out and spilled the candle over and made a piece of paper that was next to it on fire but then i through the paper in the sink and it was like nothing happened. 👏
When I was younger (about 9-11) and couldn't sleep, my dad and I would invent jobs for all the different animals. (Mice are train drivers and rabbits are ninjas. Don't ask why.)
I used to eat chapstick! my mum had to confiscate it from me all the time and i would try my hardest to "be a big girl" and just put it on my lips, but i never could, and i would take a bite against my better judgement. Then i would look in horror at what i had done and quickly put the cap back on. i would always conclude to hide it so my mum wouldn't find out, and somehow they always ended up under my mattress in my room. It never occurred to me that my mum might lift the mattress and find my stash of bitten chapstick, and i don't know that she ever did. Thank god. anyways sorry I'm kind rambling but you asked what weird stuff i used to do and this is the weirdest haha
when me and my brother were little my parents had a giant, tall bed (for a 5-7 year old) and we would climb up the bed and start to wrestle and the winner (person who didn’t fall or cry) would get the best shaped pancake and the first cup of tea
Around four years old, my mama took me to the mall for the first time. She took me and my little bub to build a bear And I got this beautiful little pink kitty Afterwards, my step dad was watching me while she took him to the restroom And this little girl ran away from her mom Screaming “kitty!” Tackled me And took my pink cat. Her mom gave it back to me But I had scratches down my face and arms for days :))
I always had the same superpower daydreaming omg I don't feel alone anymore, the roof would like nearly fall over my crush and I'd stop it and float and shit, blue lights coming out of my hands and then I would faint
When I was little we would visit my aunt who had the sweetest dog named Lady, (rip) and I Loved to play with Lady, she was my favorite dog. One time I was allowed to give her a treat and she decided to lay down to eat the treat. For some reason I wanted to sit on her while she was eating the treat, she did not like that. So as I sit down, she sort of turns around to growl, bare her teeth and half stand up in warning, unfortunately this sent me off balance and I fell into her fang tooth and got a minor cut on my face. Being a little child, I begin to wail, and Lady goes to hide under the house in shame. My mom and aunt went and got me cleaned up and told me to apologize to Lady, so (still crying) I go up to Lady and say “I’m sorry you’re not a couch,” through my tears. I was the dumbest child ever, and I still have a scar on my cheek from that.
i used to play with fire the hole time. weed go to this tatched cottage every sunday when i was young and the fireplace was essentially an open space on the floor with a wall behind it and a hole above it. i used to pull straw out of the roof or the broom (it was one of those traditional witches brooms) to burn and sometimes, sometimes id invent little stories with twigs as characters. and when a character died guess where they went. i was like six
wait omg i was a literal pyromaniac as a kid too 😂 my parents would light candles in the bathroom and we’d often have fluffy toilet seat covers so i would get toilet paper, light a piece on fire then light the seat cover on fire. It was such a bad idea especially as a clumsy person, i’d quickly throw the tissue paper into the toilet and splash water onto the seat cover. I was so dumb lol 😂
there's a particular set of stairs in my house that my tiny little toddler legs could not get over for whatever reason, so from the ages of 2 to about 5 i would trip over the same,,, god damn,, set of stairs,, and cry about it every single time lmao
I was also a very weird child and have 2 cousins who are 10 years younger than me so they’re going through their weird child phase. I also work as a mentor at an elementary school and get to interact with many a weird child ( ages 6-12 so quite a range of bizarreness there). And on top of THAT I work at a child development lab at my uni.
Needless to say, I am absolutely fascinated by child development, growing up and what the actual heck goes on in kids brains. I dream of being a teacher one day, but that’s not gonna being back the magic of actually being the weird child. Thanks for making me smile with this video <3
my older brother pronounced “tornado” as “tomato” so I used to think tornadoes meant that it would rain tomatoes and huge tomatoes would roll down my street
When I was little, I used to pretend to be a giraffe in our backyard after school every day. I actually ate so many of the leaves off of one of our trees that it dies and my mom had to call the exterminator to put pesticide on our whole yard. I never told her.
Dodie you are really amazing ❤️ you inspired me so much to keep trying, to get out of my comfort zone and start posting my own videos! Thank you so much 🍓I've just uploaded a cover of would you be so kind and I would love some support/feedback. You mean everything to me!
one time not too long ago i was home alone and i decided that i wanted to light a tissue on fire. well all was well until it burned up all the way and i dropped it instinctively. the burning tissue proceeded to melt my carpet and it had a big black spot. i tried to hide it with the ottoman but of course my mother found it. i will never admit it to my parents.
I still do the car thing Idk if anyone else had this obsession with a specific time period but When I was younger I had an obsession with the Victorian era .
At my school we had a game called Pepsi Cola. (I don’t know if other schools had this) It was when we were on a quite flat hill in our field. One person would have to go to the top of the hill whilst everyone else stood at the bottom. The person at the top would then have to shout :
I am a Rockstar (you could change rockstar out for anything you wanted)
Then everyone at the bottom of the hill would shout:
Oh no your not! You must be joking! 1 2 3 A B C Under over, Pepsi cola!
And then when you shouted Pepsi Cola you had to do a handstand on the hill and the person at the top would pick the person who did the best handstand and then they would get a go at the top.
Emma Abel I don’t even think we wore shorts under our dresses when we did the handstands, when your a kid you just don’t care 😂 everyone else who I have mentioned that game to has no idea what I am on about
My sister and I had a game called 'Leaf and Bug' where one of us was the leaf, and the other was the bug... the bug would have to move from one side of the room to the other without getting caught. The leaf had to spin on all fours with a blanket on their back, held in each of their hands, when they felt the bug (and this is a VERY small room, and we'd move very fast lol) they would stretch their arms wide and throw themselves (and the blanket) over whoever was the bug to catch them. This game resulted in a LOT of injuries because the room would have been like... 2 and a bit meters wide and like 3 meters long? Barely enough room for the bunk beds and desk we had in there... I'm surprised we never ended up properly hurt. I mean, we did a lot but just not from this particular game. Maybe I'll make a video response to this where I talk about all the crazy stuff we did as kids hahaha.
5:25 The first time I broke my nose, I fell over, and faceplanted the kitchen floor. I don't know how though coz I was sitting on the floor to start with. 😂
When I was a toddler I used to see black silhouettes that I called 'strange dolls' because they looked like those wooden Ikea dolls. They were always standing in the same spots in the house. A friend of mine who was 2, maybe 3 around this time, pointed at the exact same spots I always said the strange dolls were in. There was also a time when they apparently started moving toward me and my mum which really scared me. I started pointing at something mid-air and said something like 'he's taking the pills' and 'NO pills' at some point (my mum was taking these really rubbish pills for her headaches). So yeah, I was one of those children.
i used to think if i touched fire id die straight away so whenever we went out to restaurants or anything and there was a candle on the table id always blow it out lol
I went to a build a bear as an adult because i would never have been able to do something fun as a kid. i picked a basic bear, got it stuffed as cheap as i could(it was so small and basic) and then chose nothing extra. the workers thought i was sad or just didnt understand the purpose of the shop. it was both. it was a lot of reasons. i didnt believe in my creativity. i didnt believe i was smart enough to know how to put the clothes and stuff on my bear. i just wanted something to cuddle with because no one would for real(ha ha!). putting clothes on a bear distracts me from it being real. it takes away from the feel of it being a stuffed animal. i just really wanted and needed a friend. i still do. i havent been back again yet.
I did something similar to your magical powers thing. When I was bored in class, I would imagine a disaster happened, and I would have to reveal to my friends that I had awesome powers, and we had to run, because monsters were chasing us, and my friends had powers too, they just didn’t know it yet, and I had to help them unlock them. And we would steal a bus and drive away, being chased by some monsters or demons or something.
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ARMS UNFOLDING. 8:05 you can not tell me that when she says trust that she is not singing also at 8:10 when she says you
One time when I was around 8, me and my family were alll talking, and my sister, who was 23(I know), farted. Which was funny, and I took it upon myself to use the language around me. I turned my head towards her and say, "Jamie, you smell like shit." I got in no trouble whatsoever.
When I was like, 6, my sister loved to film me(she still does) and I remember her asking me questions like, who is Johnny Depp? Or, Who sang Toxic? But the one i remember the most is: Who is Beyonce? I knew she was a singer, but since I was so young, I didn't know genres, and just blurted out: An opera singer! It's still on YouTube today.
Me and my best friends would play out on the street, we played this game where we were secret agents and had to do missions and our "spy boss" was my friends cat. We would make our missions things like, "we have to locate twenty stones and deliver them to the pond of destiny in the next twenty minutes otherwise the world will explode" and stuff like that. Once we decided our mission was to get to the library and back without being seen my anyone we knew (I grew up in a tiny village). The library was LITERALLY around the corner from our road and we thought we were the most badass nine year olds on the planet by going somehwere without telling our parents.
OML i just remembered this imaginary game i used to play in like grade 4 when i got bored and i'd imagine this stuff like green salt spewing out of all the walls, then turning into green dust, then liquid, then goo, then jelly, and finally it'd turn to concrete as it flooded the world and i was the only one who survived
When I was little I didn't talk to any of my 5 siblings and just thought they were weird people Living in my house and I didn't know my dad was my dad til I was 8.👍👍👌
when i was a smol child i used to put a film on repeat and act out as one of the characters during the whole film eVERYNIGHT and whenever my dad came in the room or my mum is frantically run back to the sofa just all red in the face trying to act like i wasn't pretending to be woody from toy story :)))
My mum has a DVD of all of ABBA's music videos and I LOVED MONEY MONEY MONEY TOO. Didn't pick up on the ball thing though... Also my nana used to cook ox tongue every christmas so I think it might just be an old people thing ha
i have almost no memories from my childhood, which makes me sad
but one that i always remember cause it was so funny is that i always had dogs, and like, too many dogs, more than 5 or so and my parents always loved german shepherds, we still do (we have like 6 german shepherds and 3 labs). anyways, one day, when i was like 10, i was waiting in front of my house for someone to pick me up to take me for my piano class and i forgot my glasses inside but i didnt want to get in to take it cause i had closed the front gate (we have a big yard so i had to cross all of that only to take my glasses and i was a lazy child so i just left the way it was.) and then i see it. a HUGE dog coming in my direction from far away. and he was running like a fucking horse. i looked at that and was like "and here is where i die, thanks mom, thanks dad, i swear i tried to be good". the dog was still far away, and i had already accepted my destiny. as he came near, i started to see clearer and who was it?????? it was my FUCKING GERMAN SHEPHERD. MY OWN FUCKING DOG BUT I LITERALLY COULDNT SEE HIM FROM FAR AWAY CAUSE I HAD NO GLASSES. I WAS TERRIFIED OF HIM AND I HAD ALREADY ACCEPTED THAT THAT WAS MY END and then he stopped right in front of me and just stood there like "oh hi hi human, i just went for a walk without you even knowing and now im back can you please open the gate thanks im hungry"
i swear, i thought i was gonna die that day. but now i look back and laugh at my own stupidity
When I was little I used to pretend I was a toy from toy story. I’d pretend I was talking to my other toy friends and when ever my mam or someone would walk by I’d pretend I was an inanimate object and wouldn’t talk or move at all.
Also I used to have an imagery horse called shidder (idk if that’s even a name) that I rid everywhere.
I had an obsession with bald people when I was younger. So if there was a man on the street or on the cover of a book, I would straight up yell “HE’S BALD!!!!!!”
This made me feel so weird and happy and weird and just ... omg ... except for the bear, the Hindu temple, the name Frankie(replaced in my case with sth from my country) I DID THE SAME! The mental games, the car, the midnight feast with neighbor mum giving us more food! To the last detail! I never shared this! Omg! You made me feel so normal 😭😭 understood! Just ... okay! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omg I was a super weird kid so I have thousands of stories but the most extreme one was probably when me and my little sister (2 years younger than me) got a bag of those frog shaped haribos from my grandma and obviously, that inspired my stupid kid brain to go into frog-mode and jump down the stairs. They were pretty small to me but to my sister they were like... impossible so of course she landed on her head and got a concussion and had to go to the hospital for what seemed like MONTHS but was probably only 2 days. Of course the guilt was killing me throughout and I wanna say that I treated her like a queen from then on but that would be a lie 😂
I must have been around 6 when the teletubbies came on tv As soon as the theme song came my cousin and I danced so hard that I fell and head butted the corner of the sofa, forever leaving a scar in my right eyebrow
When I was in primary school there was this giant tree in the woods on the field and we called it the rocket tree but it had this branch coming out of it and stuff and it made it look (in our minds) like the tardis so naturally me and all the other nerdy kids made that our tree and we reinacted episodes of doctor who endlessly but one day this boy forgot his sonic screw driver so we had to improvise and thus came the invention of the “super sonic crunchie bar”
Also at this tree there was some drama, the boy who always played the doctor was my boyfriend for the whole of primary and then suddenly there were two girls on the scene and I remember I confronted him about it like an episode of eastenders and there were tears and saying we had betrayed one another but I won the boy back which was a huge victory because one of the girls had kissed my crush on the play ground the year before the day after I gave him an A3 3D valentines card which I made
when me and my bff were smol little beans, we would pretend that we were wolves. Like, we would go to my grandma's backyard and howl really quietly, and we had a pack that was just the two of us (we're not furries btw) another weird thing is that me and my friends would play a game that we had magic powers, and i specifically remember being a shapeshifting dog (or cat idk) and we were trying to save our realm from our friend's mother, bc my friend was previously evil but she turned good, and her mother was evil and hated her or smthing like that we were weird kids (still are tbh)
edit: oh and i also remember there was this game called 'survivor' and we would go to the playground and pretend that we were stranded on out an island and we would hide out under the slide, and that was our base (i say this like i actually played the game more than once, but there was this girl that invented it and she wouldn't let me play) and last year all the year 7 and 8s from my class would go out to the playground at take 5 (we weren't allowed in the playground any other time bc there are 5 year olds there and we were 'too dangerous') and we'd play 'busted' which is actually a fun game, it's like playground tag, but instead in busted, if you touch the floor and someone catches you, they yell out 'BUSTED!" and you're in. it's almost exactly like playground tag, just with that added on
lmao i used to play with fire too until one day i was filling a tea light candle with match ends or something and the whole thing caught ablaze and even cracked the glass candle holder and charred the table oooooof
When I was younger me and my twin broke out of the house but the back gate which is locked and has to locks on it and we ended up in a neighbors front yard (we were like 4)
when i was around 10 or 11 i was playing tag with my friend (now girlfriend) and i accidentally tripped on her middle finger and broke her middle finger on my armpit. so that was fun.
I had a very traumatic childhood. I found it very hard too fall asleep at night... and somehow I misunderstood the concept of the sandman... I would tell myself every single night that I had like 10 seconds to fall asleep because the sandman floated over everyone’s houses and it would be my turn in 10 seconds... and if sandman floated by and saw I wasn’t asleep he would come down and kill me... For some reason I also thought he had these goats... and that if my eyes were still open when they all came by, the goats would literally sting out my eyes before the sandman would kill me... so I would just lay down, every night... and pretend sleep until I actually fell asleep because I was convinced if I didn’t do this, I would die.
When I was little I used to blow up those blue gloves from the doctor's office and my sister told me that there is dust inside that kills bacteria and if you breath it in your die. And I panicked for hours and I said my goodbyes to my family when my parents go home. My sister laughing her ass off in the back
We had a long corridor in my house but it was tiled and I used to steal my brothers skateboard and would just sit on it and like drag my legs on the floor so I would skoot and go back and forth on the floor for HOURS and wouldn't scream but just go "aaahh" and because it was tiled it sounded weird and I was so entertained
When I was little, like probably 1st grade, me and my friend always at after school would sit and make like this fake game off of a white board with different worlds and bosses. off a white board. I can't imagine being entertained by that now. It probably sparked my interest in drawing though,,
so two years ago we went camping on a school field trip. It was the beginning of freshman year (I was like 13 or 14) and It was an... INTERESTING trip to say the least. The idea of it was to closer with our classmates and teachers, which I think I unfortunately exceeded in. The first night I went to change in one of the 2 bathroom stalls provided for half the girls in our grade (plus teachers) and someone left their bra on the toilet. There it stayed the entire weekend, until on the last day while we packed up, one of the teachers held it up yelling "Ok who's is it?" and one of the OTHER teachers who's in her fifties came up and was like "OH that my... My uh....... Bra............." If you think THAT is too close for comfort just you wait. There was this one exercise where my group was standing on a log and the goal was to rearrange the order that we were standing on the log to our birthdays, not only without getting off of the log, but without talking. If we did either of those things we had to restart. So me (A short girl) and this really tall guy were really committed and came up with the idea of him stepping over me.... he lost his balance a little but I thought he had succeeded and so I tried to stand up a bit and yeah.... I think you can imagine what happened. I don't know if not being able to speak was a blessing or a curse in that situation. We couldn't comment on it but I would hate to know what we would've said given the chance.
3:44 is this a weird thing? haha i would have dreams like this and once i saved everyone the guy i had a crush on in elementary school would kiss me (funny i'm gay now) if i saved the school and it was the weirdest thing ever
omG i did all these weird things as a child. my primary school had a giant field on the back of it to play in and i used to run around like a horse or play w my brothers friends, who made up complex games based on video games. it was weird.
Okay okay I was also a weird fire kid, and when I was about 13 I learned to never do that stuff again. Because one day I was learning what a piece of grass did when you lit it on fire, but my stepdad had just been doing some yard work or something and there was gasoline (or another flammable liquid, idk what) on the ground. That caught fire. I remember freaking out and yelling at my brother to get a liquid or something and I was stomping on it trying not to accidentally burn down the entire world. He brought me a glass of milk and I threw it on the fire and then walked away like nothing happened.
When I was like 7 I thought sex meant kissing.... One day I was on the metro, and I saw two people kissing. I went up to them and tapped on their legs. Then I said um excuse me. Then I preceded to yell stop having sex! Needless to say, I gave my mom a heart attack!
My sister and I used to sneak midnight snacks when I was five and she was seven and one night we sneaked downstairs to get strawberries and sugar (??) and our parents heard us and came downstairs. I for some reason thought that hiding behind the kitchen door would work (it didn't). 5 year old me was devastated, I think my parents found it quite funny but I thought my life was ruined
When I was like 4 or 5 I used to pretend that I was a trapped mermaid in the bath tub. I would swim around under the water. How, don't know but I used to do circles in a normal size tub. Also would pretend that my bed was a magical cage and I was a unicorn trapped. When I was in my early teens my friends and I would play in the construction areas and walk on the dumped rock or trash. The game was to call out "Insurance" and make the other person fall just by yelling that out. Ah a child's imagination. Thanks for the stroll down memory lane. :)
I used to ride invisible horses everywhere and basically gallop places... I remember pretending the school bell was a bomb and having to get away on my horse as fast as I could before the explosion.
I also used to reenact the Lion King with my nephew at the playground, and throw him down the slide while shouting "Long live the king!"
I didn’t have any friends in kindergarten. If we were outside I would do romantic re-enactments of sharkboy and lavagirl where I was lavagirl and I was dying like in the movie but legit the entire recess would just be him dragging me across the playground bridge. Remember that I didn’t have anyone to hang out with, so I was dragging myself across the bridge. That must have looked weird. The only other memory I have of other people was when other girls would pull up my shirt so you could see my stomach and then they would place a slice of fake cheese on my stomach. We would do it to each other for forever. .-.
Weird thing I did as a kid number 47: I used to bite hunks of summer sausage and put it back in a ziploc bag in the fridge for the next snacking experience.
i had a fringe...and everyone loved it but me. so literally THE DAY BEFORE PICTURE DAY i decided this fringe was not it chief. (baring in mind i was only 4 years old) so i stole one of my mams lighters and went upstairs into the towel cupboard and burnt it off...completely obliterated it 😂
Not me but my cousin, Michelle, thought that Kesha was a robot. She had a song just come out and one of the lyrics talked about "turning her on" and she legit thought there was a switch or button or something to turn her on, bc she was a robot.
I tried to have a pet mussel and it ended up rotting under my bed
Basically, I was around seven and I was helping my pop sort mussels into piles of dead and alive. There was one mussel with a pretty rainbow shell, and I decided to save her. I filled up a little bowl with water and dumped a shitton of sea salt in it, and just kinda left her there? I had no plans for feeding I just thought mussels kinda chilled. My parents found it when I was away on a sleepover.
Once as a kid I caused a magic show's suspension because I'd just do anything to get everyone's attention and so I started coughing exaggeratedly ensuring I was allergic to the dry ice they were using to get the magic vibes going and so um they believed me for some reason
i used to lie on the floor and pretend i was in an 8bit 2D game and the walls were the floors and if you didnt have a wall to step on, youd have to shuffle your body as if you were falling. id also play a game where the duvet in my parents bed was like soil, and i was a mole.
My friends and I used to pretend that like we were horses and cowboys so we’d tie our jackets around our wastes or even put the sleeves of the jackets in our mouths like horse bridles and pretend we were riding each other
3:25 I also who did the whole playing in the corner of the playground by myself in primary school. I also lived half the time on the ‘Buddy Bus Stop’ where you would sit if you had no friends and someone would come and pick you up and play with you - I sat there often, but didn’t like being picked up? I was like 9 or 10 and just really like feeling sorry for myself or maybe I just didn’t want to play with people? BUT THEN WHY WOULD I SIT THERE?
I have this teddy ( I've had him since I was 1 and a half) he is a 'Fetch The Vet' teddy, from an old cartoon, but I got into the habit of smelling his jacket, like a comfort blanket, and I used to think that fairies controlled the smell of his jacket (because what else could control the sense of smell? nothing? must be fairies...) One day, my mum saw me tap the table, after picking Fetch (the teddy) up off the table, and she asked me why I did that, and I just said something like, "I needed to pick up the fairies!" I must have sounded so strange, but it was pure logic for me :-)
I had a game exactly like 'Frankie' with my brother except it we made the shapes of famous towers/bridges and feel forward onto the bed and had to hold the shape like " THE LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN" "THE EIFFEL TOWER IS FALLING DOWN" "THE TAJ MAHAL..." The simplest minds are easy to entertain haha
when i was little i used to have a poster of a polar bear on a tiny bit of ice, and i used to stare at it and cry while thinking about dying polar bears GEEZ
Up until the age of about 12/13, I almost constantly stood on my tiptoes, idk why, I just liked it, and it made me look taller, and I always wanted to be taller. My family and my friends always teased me about it, and my mom tried so hard to get me to stop. But I didn’t want to, so for literally years, I just didn’t.
The crying out the car window thinking you’re in a music video was also my childhood woooooooaaaah! Also video game character was me as a child too double woooooaaaah!
I’m actually gonna lose it Money Money Money by ABBA was my favourite too! I used to run around with pennies in my hand but singing really loud thinking I was rich help me
when i was a kid i used to think i could see germs... people would come up to me and ask if things had germs on them and i'd be like 'um yeahhh, sorryyyy'
Why does your hair look so freaking cute when it's messy, but mine just looks like I tried to have dreadlocks, an afro and straighten my hair at the same time while getting hit by a car and falling in a puddle of mud
ur show in sthlm is sold out so me n the guy im chattin to (who i got to love u like three yrs back) are gonna sit n watch ur music videos n stuff instead it's gonna be a blast n i wanna thank u for bringing us together <3
It's not something I did, but I do have video footage of 1 year old me in an indoor swing with 2 of my older brothers on the floor in front of me, petting me with their feet. How I love being the baby to 7 other kids!
My sister and I made a game called "Toby house" where we would hide under a blanket in a weird position and the other person would have to try and find your head 😂😂😂 like wtf
Louise C-M2019-05-05 01:04:14 (edited 2019-05-05 01:04:25 )
Oh, I TOTALLY used to have the 'disaster at school but I SAVE THE DAY WITH MAGIC' daydreams when I was little. <3
AND I went through a preteen-to-midteen fire phase. (...Alright, fine, I'm 22 and still kind of IN my fire phase, lol. It's so PRETTY! And COOL!) I got in trouble when my (also fire-enthusiast) friend and I tried to use a cook's torch to pop the unpopped popcorn kernels at the bottom of the bag, and just made it smoky in my room. I wasn't even allowed candles for a little while after that incident. ^^;
AND (!) I still have some of those glow in the dark stars in my uni accommodation, though not quite as impressively as when I covered my ENTIRE ceiling with them in my teens. (I reckon I COULD do my whole ceiling at home again - I still have the stars! - but I'm kind of going for more of a 'forest' thing these days. Maybe when I move out!)
When I was little I use to pretend my hand was taken over by a Demon and I'd have to use my over hand to stop it trying strangle people haha, very odd. I called it "my hand game" I have many more weird games just as you
When i was younger I used to cut my Barbie dolls hair. I was about 5 probably. I hid the clippings in a plastic baggie under my bed until my mom found them when we moved. She still laughs so hard it was the weirdest thing to find a bag of doll hair in your 5 year olds bed room!! Hahahaha
When I was a kid, my grandparents had like this thin half-wall with a little counter on top next to their toilet and bathtub, and a step to get into the bath. My little sister and I would sell butts. Yeah, you read that right. Sell. Butts. One of us would be on one side of the counter ( the salesman), the other (the customer) would be on the bath step. We sold butts of all shapes, sizes, colors, textures... "Yeah, can I get an extra large zebra print butt with fur, please?" "Why yes you can takes pretend butt from pretend wall display*, here you are, ma'am, have a nice day.". For *hours we would sell butts every weekend we visited. I don't know what they thought we were doing together in the bathroom all that time, but they never came in to check on us. And as adults we told them about it and now they always tease us about it.
That’s crazy! When I was in year 9 I broke my nose and cheekbone in p.e. I was backstop in rounders and the girl swung all the way round hit the ball then my face!
I'm like 14 so imma tell you something that happened 2 years ago:
I was over my new best friend's and we messing about on her bed play fighting and all of a sudden I hit my head on the bookshelves she had on her wall. So I've just hit my head and i'm like barely conscious and I've got my friend frantically shaking me and like calling out for her dad. So I did what any normal person would do, I grab hold of the ice cream tub that's above my head and I chucked it over my head and fell off of her bed mumbling something about cotton candy whilst her dad is walking into the room wondering what the hell is going on. (we spent the night washing ice cream out of my hair whilst her cats were trying to lick my face off)
And because I've just remembered another funny story imma tell that one as well:
I was at the same persons house like a year later and we've got my ex, my other best friend, the girl whose house it was and me and I have no idea why but we decided that we were going to have some whiskey (I have no idea where she got it from but yeah...) and a couple hours later I'm pissed and I start saying random things. (this is all according to my friends who have recorded me saying this) For instance, i hate moths, i fricken despise them so my friend catches one and is showing it me and i hold it and she smacks it dead (cruel i know) and all of a sudden i'm crying cause she killed this moth and she managed to convince me that i did it and that the pug gods were angry. Another thing i did was say really random things, for instance, my ex has really short hair and they earned themselves the nickname bald one when i couldn't remember their name, apparently i said gay is a bad word (i'm gay myself so i have no idea), I also asked whether my other best friend actually had a bedroom and then they managed to convince me that we were in my other friends house and that the cats my best friend had were actually pugs. And finally every time i went to hug my friend i poured a bottle of water straight on her bed for no apparent reason. And then, for some reason, I apparently completely passed out for a solid 5 minutes and when I woke up I somehow didn't know what had just happened.
when i was little i thought that as soon as you have yawned three times whilst having your eyes closed, you where asleep. like that was it you are fully asleep.
I had a basketball thrown at my face during dodge ball in 8th grade. I also definitely used to be obsessed with fire, and I dropped a flaming paper towel on the carpet in my room. A weird thing I did when I was maybe 7 was pretend my winter coat was like a command center or something, maybe like I was in a mech suit or whatever? I would go turtle mode and pretend I was doing important things. I think mostly dispensing candy into my mouth.
I ate a green crayon and popped green at nursery and they called my mum and thought that they needed to call the ambulance and that is how I nearly gave everyone a heart attack
When I was seven I moved house and started at a new school. Because I hadn't worn the uniform before the logo on it was really itchy and hadn't softened up yet and it was sitting right on my nipple. I thought the only solution was to stick my cold hands up my shirt and numb the itchiness with them. A girl came up to me and asked what I was doing and I replied, "I'm just numbing my nipple!" and that's the story of how I made my first friend in my new school.
my childhood was not as exciting as yours really, l o l . i can mostly just remember that the girls used to steal the boys' soccer balls and run away, and that i liked to make up dances with my cousin and then perform them
When i was 11, at the end of y6, our whole class went to the park for a day to play games and have a picnic and all that. At the time, i was doing like 8+ hours a week of diving training so i was like skinny af but super strong, especially in my core muscles. Anyway, cut to near the end of the day at the park and we're playing rounders and I'm running to tag a base to get someone out, and this other boy is running to get to the base so he was still in, his hand/wrist connected with my stomach and my fucking stomach muscles we're so solid that the SNAPPED HIS FUCKING ARM. Someone literally broke their arm against my stomach muscles. So yeah, that's my favourite childhood story to tell.
Best bit is that in Y7 in my secondary school, we were all sat chatting during form time, a but of chinese whispers must have happened, and then suddenly someone stands up and yells "LOUISA, YOU BEAT UP DOM REMEKIS WITH A ROUNDERS BAT??" Despite me being a massive gawky nerd, no one messed with me from then on ;)
why did you have such nice bedtime fantasies i used to imagine i fell down a hole outside my school and i’d get trapped and everyone would be like ‘OH GOSH WE GOTRA GET HER OUT’ and then a rubbish bin fell on top of me and trapped my arm and i’d like die 😅
i distinctly remeber commenting on your last video that you always post when im at therapy. i swear to heck i just came back from therapy to see this video.
I used to pretend that I lived in a castle with all the Disney princesses and their princess and that each princesses has a daughter that looked exactly like them and that they would have massive balls and the husbands would ride horses and chop wood...? In hindsight it’s quite funny
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Kurt Cobain2019-01-16 03:08:12 (edited 2019-01-16 03:09:31 )
Have you listened to hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it by Lana Del Rey? I have listened to it on repeat since it got released. Its so beautiful and sad. I think you’ll like it. Give it a listen. x Also keep doing what you are doing dodie, love you! x
I PRETENDED I HAD POWERS TOO but it was more-so that I was the only fairy in my class and I could fly and like use my magic to save everyone and I would always imagine them finding out so I would accidentally float up a bit and everyone would be like “OMG WHAT” and I would look at my teacher and she would nod at me like “it’s time my dear” because somehow she already knew that I could fly and then I would sort of rise up to the ceiling and everyone would be like “woah”. Thanks for reminding me of that dodie 😂
Oh I did the video game character game all the time too and in my head I would pause myself and make up conversations between my player and like his mom asking him to stop playing video games and stuff.
I played a game like Frankie with my brother except we stood on my toy box and took turns pushing eachother off and saying "you're pathetic!" cause I guess we learned what pathetic meant and thought it was hilarious?
Little me ALWAYS wanted a bob. So one day I told my mom because she‘d always cut my sibling‘s and my hair. She said I should wait another night and think about it. I agreed and went to bed. The next day I went into my mom‘s bedroom at 5am because i wAiTeD aNoThEr NiGhT and she had to cut my hair at 5am.
As a little kid I loved making presents. Every Christmas Eve I would go around the house and would just grab anything, wrap it in toilet paper and give it to my family. One year, I must have been around three, I grabbed my dads scissors, wrapped them in paper and gave it to him. I remember him saying 'thank you for getting me my scissors, what a nice present!‘. I was proud.
I used to think that I was part cat, and during gym class at school I'd quickly get down on all fours to assemble my cat powers in order to get better at the sport we were playing
I used to think that the song ‘Apologise’ by Timbaland went “its too late to pull the chimes” instead of “its too late to apologise” and then I would get confused when everyone laughed at me
Hey! I'm not dodie but she said in a instagram story she responded to my question about this. She said that they don't happen cause it's a YouTube thing,she says hi if she can.
When I was younger I used to be terrified of monsters and possessed dolls trying to kill me when I was asleep so I would make rules for them if they wanted to come kill me. Like id be like “you can only kill me if all the lights are off” or “you can’t kill me if I’m not moving and my eyes are closed and all of my body parts except for my head are under the covers” I guess it worked lol I ain’t dead het
i feel like other schools may have done this aswell but at my junior school we'd always try to play bulldog but the school saw it as "dangerous" so it was banned and we weren't allowed to play it so every time we wanted to play it we kept renaming it and play it under the new name until that one got banned and then rename it again. it was stupid and tbh i don't even know why it was a thing, especially between a school full of 7-11 year old children
One time I set a nailpolish applicator on fire because I was trying to I guess dye the wax? And I just kinda put it on the windowsill until that giant flame went out
I'm a twin, so I didn't really ever make games on my own, but we did make games together, which was a big mistake, because I made this game called 'dodge the books'... where you literally chuck books at each other from on top of the bunk bed to the bottom bunk... let's just say, that didn't end well... don't play that game at home, kids :-) You may end up hitting your sister in the face with a box set of Narnia books with school picture day the next day... oops. (I'm not that stupid now, no worries)
I had this Stacy Barbie doll and this plastic white horse that were my favs. My go-to playtime with them was this elaborate tale of the girl getting thrown from the horse and getting amnesia. Also my ice skating Barbie was a ho and would have sex with ken all the time even though he was dating my Anastasia doll. Tsk tsk
one time when I was in a hotel and in this hotel it had the usual big window next to the door. Well in this hotel the window was inside the hotel, looking out the hallway and the pool. Well, I was three, and we decided to go swimming. Mom thought I could do it on my own she put on her bathing suit in the bathroom. Well, there I was, completely naked and before I put my bathing suit on I went to the window, stood on the ledge. And pressed my whole body against it so that way I could look out and see the pool. I remember a couple passing and the woman looking at me and then telling her bf, husband, or brother not to look. And then I put on my swimming suit and my mum never knew
when i was in 5th grade i killed ladybugs bugs for some reason i’d pick them up and squish them in my fingers id also our grass in my hair and say i was the grass man and also chew up pieces of paper from my math journal and just chew them up and then spit them out
I was a very shy kid but very friendly (those two don’t go together well). I always wanted new friends so i would be really annoying. (I’m somewhat better now). Anyways i was very lonely and would often play by myself and just imagine things. I was very creative and would act out different stories and play the main character while imaginary actors would play my costars. I never had just one imaginary friend. I would just create stories and act in them! Very strange but i guess i’m now into writing for these exact reasons.
i used to have like a fantasy where i was a princess from the real earth and was human. so the real earth got taken over but everyone else was aliens and was from this planet. whenever i was around everyone would pretend to be human.
it was really weird and i guess i just thought i was really important?? lmao
I don't have a weird thing I did but I have a story. I was 3 years old and my mum was out, my dad sleeping. I opened the front door and me with my puppy ran out. My neighbour noticed and called my mum, who called my dad.
0re0Mars I did the same thing! I don’t think I was even three years old when it happened. My parents and siblings were taking a nap and I decided to go on an adventure. I went to a family friends house down the street and was super confused why my dad was so freaked out when he came to get me.
So i was NOT allowed to have chocolate when I was younger-dont ask- but whenever I would go to my Grandmas she would give us like mounds of chocolate and then send us home. My mum thought she had bad kids, but maybe she was just a bad information giver.
When I was younger I had a stuffed ducky (from land before time) and I was so excited, I had stories popping in my head of how I would play with her at my new house and how lit it would be. So i get to my house with my fam and my dogs- dogs.... yeah, so I set my ducky down and I take a nap. When I wake I get up, take a wee and go to the living area and expect ducky waiting there for me. Instead i see chunks of fluff and green fuzz EVERYWHERE. Exact words: "MUUUUMMMM!!!" "Yes baby?" "DUCKY!!!!" "shit."
My best friends and I as a kid had ONE GAME we would play at every sleepover, it was always the same one, and it was called "The Swedish Prince." We'd dress up in their mum's satin nighties and pretend to be princesses and every time the swedish prince would climb in the window and try to marry one of us and we had to try our best to get rid of him. Sometimes violently. I'm not nearly that much of a feminist anymore!! Feel like we would have gotten along as 5 year olds, Dodie :)
I'm sorry, but...You had to cry for 6 hours for those seconds of footage?! Whoever is responsible for this prolonged forced exposure to emotion, I'm gonna catch 'em and make them drink lemon juice!! undiluted, sugarless lemon juice
That hitting the nose trick you’re talking about for self defense can actually be really dangerous. If you do it too hard it can potentially break a piece of the bone in the nose off in pierce their brain and kill them. So ya. If you ever need to use that move you have been warned. (I know in situations where that move would need to be used you wouldn’t really care if the person died probably but there have been cases where someone accidentally killed someone in self defense and have gotten charged so ya)
I HAD A REALLY SIMILAR GAME TO 'FRANKIE' CALLED MR TREE POP. me and brother would say mr tree pop and we'd fall on my parents bed in the shape of my tree.
Another childhood story, me and ma twin were only around 18 months, but we were left in our living room alone while our mum went to the toilet, and when she cam back, she found us standing 'innocently' next to a giant flat screen TV smashed on the floor, we'd gone behind it and pushed it over. My mum walked in, obviously apalled, and said "you've killed the teletubbies!" and let's just say we've never pushed any TVs over since :-)
The big thing I would imagine when I couldn't sleep was that my bed would turn into a spaceship. That, and my neighbors and I had tubes connecting our houses.
My little sister and I used to suck our thumbs and hold our ears and for some reason we liked cold ears so when we would sit on my dads lap we would fight over who got his right ear because for some reason we like it better than his left ear. I still don’t know why we liked his right ear more but there’s this really cute pic of us holding my dads ear.
k but y'know when you were really little and you'd be sitting in the backseat of a car at night and your parents would be talking about you in the front but you'd be pretending to be asleep and you'd feel like such a spy bc "tHeY DoNt KnOw I'm nOt AsLeEp heughhuhfgsrvlgfbh" and then you'd try to make them carry you inside and yeah that was great yum
WHAT THE FRICK hi i had the exact same fantasies on having superpowers and having to save erryone when i was in primary school too, and i also always almost dies and my favourite teacher wld carry me back to my desk to recharge me... anyone else who have this fantasy as well?
I bit my bully I was like 5 cos they grabbed both of my arms and wouldn’t let me move so I bit her face I drew a bit of blood but not much ,when my mam found out she was so angry but she then understood and explained to me why I shouldn’t bite people lol.
That's may sounds weird but does anyone else like... don't gave childhood memories? Or more like don't remember their childhood? I know it was mostly happy and obv I've been doing some weird things but i can't think about aby particular story and everything is so blurred that I'm not sure if I really was a child once. Plus I honestly can't tell any embarrassing stories.
I'm confused somebody help me out. I just watched dodie's bun video and there was a comment about unfolding arms and said if you didn't understand it to watch her most recent video, which is this one? But I still don't understand the unfolding arms thing...
listen, I lit my garbage can on fire trying to put out a piece of paper I put on fire, then proceeded to run around my home with it, then as I heard my mom walking around so in a last desperate hope of not getting yelled at... I chucked it outside in to the snow bank only to have to go out later, bare foot, nothing remotely warm on to stand in the snow and put snow into the can to actually put out the fire, I was just a wee one so I understand.
This is probably going to make zero sense to anyone who doesn’t speak German but when I was very small I couldn’t say the word for balloon (Luftballon) so I said „Pustablöng“ in this really excited voice whenever I saw a balloon and according to my parents and siblings it was really funny but anyway if I were to try to explain it: „Luft“ means air („Ballon“ is balloon obviously) and somehow I made that into „Puste“ which means something like breath; „blöng“ I suppose is what I imagined a balloon sounding when it popped? I honestly have no idea but whenever I‘m back at my parents‘ house and there’s a balloon I like to point to it and say „Pustablöng!“ and it still makes my family laugh and idk I miss my childhood, can you tell
When i was younger i liked roleplaying with myself imagining everything from guards to rats and this habit stuck with me until i was like 13😅 i never did it with other kids tho
Also btw I just have to say what a inspiration you are, your bound to get this all the time but your really are, you helped me discover my bi sexuality and to be open about it, and your one of the nicest and most goddam humble people on all of YouTube, thank you for making the internet a slightly kinder place
I have a few funny stories from when I was a kid. When I was around 3, my family decided to paint the house and hired a few people to do so. They brought their big cans of paint and were working as I watched. This was an incredible experience for me but at lunch time, my grandma being the Cuban grandmother she was, prepared a big meal for everyone and sat the workers to eat with the whole family. This was a bad idea! Because that left the cans of paint UNATTENDED. I was quick to drag one of them (i don’t even know how, those were big and I was 3) to the room and proceded to paint all over the walls, forniture and stereo that never worked again. I was a dedicated worker. I was commited. When my family found me, I just shrugged and told them I wanted to help the house look pretty... I’m surprised they didn’t kill me😂 I was very good at playing on my own as a kid, and sometimes adults are just in the way of play, man. So at 2, I decided to lock myself up in my parents room with all my toys. When my tata (my nanny) realised, she tried to tell me off and ordered me to open the door through the window, but I just looked at her, laughed and said “nope”, and continued playing. My dad had to break down the door... Not to mention that time when I was 4 and decided to make an impression of a cat and climbed up the curtains to where my tata couldn’t reach me, hanging from the metal tube like a sloth. I ended up not knowing how to get back down and simply... letting go. I was fine but I think my tata is traumatised.
Oh I wanna cry now, you just transported me right back in time to when I had such a vivid imagination, when I could just be so silly without a care and lose myself in a funny game like Frankie. Also you really went out hard with that shower story I had to pause and catch my breath there!
Thank you for sharing (and thus reawakening one's own childhood memories)! I just had a look at your tour plan.. are you a wee bit insane? :D Please (well, first and foremost have fun) but also don't forget to take care of yourself during that time!
As a kid I always imagined myself heroically saving my crush from the school as it burned, then one year when we had a genuine fire in my school I broke a first years arm as I pushed her out the way.
Also, when I was young, I was OBSESSED with fairies. I remember having a flower fairy book that I would look at for hours on end, selecting which fairies I'd like to be and custom making my own fairy outfits.
Apparently, (this is my mum's favourite thing to tell people), I would run around in nothing but a pair of knickers and wellies wearing my fairy wings and wand. And when I couldn't find them, I'd go up to my parents yelling "WHERE ARE MY VINGS AND MY VAND?!" (I absolutely pronounced them like that, I don't know why, haha!). I would also spend ages lying underneath this weeping willow tree in the middle of my local park and imaging fairies darting between the branches.
But my mum's favourite memory of all time was seeing me on Bonfire Night curled up with my fingers in my ears (I HATED fireworks back then- I was terrified of the noise) on my parent's bed dressed in my wings and knickers, wellies and all. I was a weird kid XD
One time when I was little (maybe like 5 or 6), me and my older sister where in the living room of our house and we saw our mom out front and she started crying, and then my sister told me our mom was crying because I was born.
So that was my childhood ...
(Just in case you were wondering, she was not crying because I was born. Just thought I should clarify)
One time when I was little (maybe like 5 or 6), me and my older sister where in the living room of our house and we saw our mom out front and she started crying, and then my sister told me our mom was crying because I was born.
So that was my childhood ...
(Just in case you were wondering, she was not crying because I was born. Just thought I should clarify)
When I was young, I literally thought that the sun followed me and I was “chosen” by the sun so I told my friend and she was like “omg the sun follows me too” and I said something like “um no you’re lying the sun follows mE because I’m special and you’re not”
I once buried someone’s coat in the sand at the playground in the neighbourhood, because this girl had been very mean to me. When her mother came at our door, I denied so so hard, but when she left I literally burst into tears and told my mum everything lol. She didn’t do anything with it tho hahaha
i stopped watching your vids for a while because i just couldn't find the time to and i watched this one and my heart,,,,,,, just exploded. i remembered why i love you dodie. thank you
So, I really liked hiding when I was a little boi. Once, I was on holiday with my family and went to hide under the bed of a random room that was left open in the hotel. My mom panicked until they finally found me playing with a Doberman which was taller than me in that very same room. My mother told me she almost had two heart attacks that day haha
When I was in primary school I used to play IT with my big group of friends. They were a lot faster than me and I could never catch them. It was still fun.
The little bits about pretend games brought me back to my childhood so quick i had whiplash dude. I guess in middle school i was weened off of those pretend games, told they were uncool, but ultimately what the hell is uncool about imagination
I remember when I was little and we went to the pool I was convinced I was a waterbender so I'd jump up and down and move my hands and thought that my hand movements made the water move (instead of.... y'know....me jumping) also I used to have super long hair so I'd spend ages under water with my eyes open so I could see my hair flow around my head and pretend I'm a mermaid
I just wanted to be a water-related fictional character apparently 🌊
I once ran away in an ikea and since I was lost and away from my dad I thought hmmm what to do....so I went to the bit where they have the show bedrooms and got in the bed. Was found by my dad and an ikea worker who woke me up. Apparently the whole shop had been on lock down incase someone was trying to smuggle/steal me out but I had been having a little sleep the entire time 👍 10/10 would recommend
When i was in like, year 2, i figured out what sex was. Kinda. So i went round the wholllle school, spreading my newfound knowledge. Of course, i was spreading the wrong information and instead of the man going in the woman, the woman went in the man ( traditional because I was like. 7 and didn't know how gay I was yet). Anyway, the school got so many complaints that we all had an emergency assembly explaining that sex was bad in the eyes of the Lord. No teacher ever found out it was me.
Moral of the story? Tell as many people the wrong information as possible for no personal gain.
When my brothers and I were younger, we had two games we'd always play. The Dark Game and The Broom Game. My eldest brother, Michael once chased me with a knife during the dark game, and i proceded to cry for an hour. A few years later we were playing the broom game (we were geniuses. Basically you just try to...hit someone with a broom) Anywho, I went for my usual tactic that my brothers hated, in which I would hold the broom in the air and spin around really fast. Well, I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing and I accidentally hit my older brother, Wesley in the face. He didn't speak to me for a week. It's alright though, six years later and he's completely forgotten about it. Mainly because a few weeks after the incident he accidentally shot me in the face with an airsoft gun and now it's a common story in my family. Gotta love my brothers, eh?
when i was little i thought i could fly down the stairs? i have full on 'memories' of gently floating down to the bottom. i never flew anywhere else, it was just down the stairs, felt like my own little secret
Me and my older sister would take turns running from the hallway into my mums room and jumping on her bed. One day, I was feeling sneaky. So I stood behind the door when it was her turn, and as she ran I pushed the door into her face. Needless to say she doesn't trust me around doors anymore.
When I was a little child I loved watching all the wacky tv shows that the kids channel would only show at like five in the morning. One morning I was sat on my floor and whilst waiting for my show to start I threw the remote in the air and caught it. My older sister used to throw things and see how many times she could clap before she caught it. She could normally get in what I thought was a lot of claps but was probably only three or four. I thought, hey, maybe I could do that too. So I threw the remote in the air, clapped twice, didn’t catch the remote and absolutely screeched when the remote smacked me in the face. I had a bruised cheek for weeks.
A few years later I was sat on my sofa. I asked my mum to throw the remote to me. She did. I, being the idiot that I am, didn’t even try to catch it. Just sat and watched in horror as this remote flew at me and hit me in the eye. I had a black eye for a while after that, too.
I used to go to a catholic school, and when my brother started going with me we would be out at recess and I would pretend to levitate and throw him everywhere x)
I used to do the crying window thing on the school bus every morning that it rained...you'd think someone would've asked me if something was wrong? No one ever did. Lmao😂
I had to get my tonsils out and I was high on the meds they gave me and I was like “mommy sing to me” and during surgery the surgeons were singing to me
I was obsessed with fire too and would melt things when no one was watching, I still have a scar in my arm from when I tried to melt a balloon and it just fell on my skin lol
when i was a kid i use to pretend that any source of light was actually magical fairies and only i could see them and talk to them. I spent many of my days staring at lights and whispering things to them ... kinda creepy now that i think about it :/
One time when I was like 12 my best friend was at my house for a sleepover, and we decided that we were going to stay up super late playing barbies. So we waited until my parents went to bed, and when we thought they were asleep, we pulled out our barbies and were whispering and playing away. I was sitting with my back to the door of my room and my friend was facing it, and suddenly she looks up and gets this really scared look on her face so I slowly turn around, barbies in hand, to see my dad standing over us frowning. He was so mad at us, and we felt like such rebels for staying up past midnight playing barbies. We laugh about it now.
One time in year 1 my brother, in year 3, shouted out in front of our entire primary school ‘Amanda’s in love with John!!!’ and that guy never spoke to me after that
this video reminded me of a bunch of stuff from when I was younger so ima just make a list
okay so I LOVED (who am I kidding love) the x-men and superheroes and was also convinced that I was one but just didn't know, but I think I also thought my parents knew and just weren't telling me so I used to go through the receipts in my dads wallet hoping to find a note about me having powers and stuff that was fun
I also listed to abba spusificly just all of mama mia over and over again, it was the first Broadway musical I ever saw and I just remember being so enchanted by it, to this day thank you for the music is one of my favorite songs, it just makes me feel all the things and all the other songs can put me in a good mood no matter what
I was a fuken monkey bar master! At my elementary/middle school we had a playground and the coolest thing to do was to sit on top or jump from the platform and catch onto the third bar and I was always too scared to do that. BUT I could skip bars and spin while I went across and stuff, I would also jump over the ending platform/bar thing and onto the ground I thought I was so cool
Hahah obsessed with fire hey? 🤔 No wonder you and Hannah (hellohannahsnow) get along so well 😂 if anyone is confused I’m referring to Hannah’s comments about fire in her diy Cindy Lou who vid. Which I recommend, it’s so cute
When I was 8 I wrote a letter to my parents with an entire plea about why I was grown up enough to walk to home alone from my after school club(BSO) so I could go home earlier. on those wonderful walks home I played a game where I imagined that I was abandont when I was a baby and was now on a trilling journey to find my real parents and I'd narrated it in my head as like a book. And when I finally reached my home (10 min walk I was dramatic) I would pretend that everything felt so familiar and that it was an incredible journey
Oh if you want another broken nose story, I was playing on some bars and thought I was going really high (I wasn’t) and I showed my friend but I flew off the bars instead and landed face first on the ground. I’d only been at that school for a month...and we had school pictures the next day. My year 5 photo looks great 👌😂
I GIGGLED SO MUCH and I used to have a thing for incense and I too somehow developed this into setting tissues on fire and then small plastic objects oh god I had forgotten. Pure would just go home and burn things like a wee psycho x
I wanted to be more at one with life in year 5 so I meditated in the middle of the football pitch whilst people were playing. My friend then got fed up and aimed the ball at my head whilst the others were cheering which by the way was very rude. Anyway The ball got bullseye and I got a concussion.
Sadly I don't really remember much from my childhood, but I once apparently smacked my cousin in the head with a tape recorder, repeatedly. I must have been like 3 or 4 at the time and my parents died laughing when they told me
I had the fire phase. It all ended when I had a candle in a glass jar and I put a tissue in it. It burnt. Then I put some paper in it. Then it burnt. And then I put more random burnable stuff in. The candle was on my windowsill and it got hotter bc of all the stuff I was burning. The glass jar shattered everywhere and umm yeah I stopped playing with fire
When I was little I would set my parents chairs up at the end of the staircase and I would blast my music and put on a performance for them. I danced and sang... I was awful at it. Me and My sister used to pretend that my bed was a pool. We would get in our bathroom and change into our swim suits. We would get on my bed and jump “into the water” and “swim”. We literally would do that for hours! Around the same time we played that my parents closet was an elevator. We locked ourselves in the closet and the door got stuck. So we yelled until my dad heard us, it took him like half an hour to get the door open 😂
STORYTIME! I used to imagine an alternative universe just outside my car window whenever we were listening to the radio whilst driving. It looked just like the road did, the only difference was that there were people dancing EVERYWHERE. There were people dancing on the street lights, and groups of dancers on each car. It kind of looked like the final shot of 'Another Day Of Sun' from La La Land. And the dancers' outfits changed to match the song that was playing, and the dancestyle changed too. Sometimes it was hip hop, sometimes it was ballet. Sometimes the dancers told a story, for example a love story between two dancers on two different cars who couldn't reach each other. Sometimes there was a chase going on, so the dancers were jumping from car to car trying to get away from something dangerous behind them. Whenever I put myself inside of that universe, I was always the main character (of course - we're all narcissists), but I didn't look like mE. I, too, changed to fit the theme of the song and the story I told in my own head. I could entertain myself like that for hours, gOd, I miss being a kid.
One time I set 40 ladybirds loose in my cloakroom and we had to have in quarantined. Then I cried coz someone told me the RSPCA was going to arrest me coz I'm a ladybird killer.
Also me and my sister used to put laundry baskets over our upper bodies and have duels by running at each other at full speed then falling down then try be the first to get up so you could crush the other. However since our arms were stuck in the baskets we ended up just rolling around like salt shakers with legs.
when I was little I invented all the games my little brother and I would play, and they usually revolved around me being a queen and him bringing me gifts lol but one time when I was about 6 I made up a game where one of us would be blindfolded and the other would bring a random object and the blindfolded one had to figure out what it was by feel. I wanted this game to have a name and I had heard the word “suicide” in a movie...had no idea what it meant but thought it sounded exciting 😬 so that’s what we called the game and imagine my poor mother one day when she heard us say “let’s go play suicide!”
When I was little I used to play alone in the playground too, id pretend I was the doctor from doctor who and I was going on an adventure, one of the teachers literally stoped me once and said why don't you play with the other kids and I said no I'm happy like this, this is what i want to do
as someone who is currently studying child psychology and childhood studies, this was actually genuinely really interesting 😂 love little insights like this, all your experiences make you who you are and i loveeee it all
Me and my sister's used to play a game where we took turns taking all the blankets in the house and wraping up mummy style, and we would pile all our teddy bears and pillows on top, then we'd sit on top of the person. And whoever could get out of that the fastest won.
So I remember listening to this Italian song when I was like 5 or 6 and there is a line that goes sorta "I'll come back only if you come back too". It was a love song but my young mind could only imagine it in a sorta of hide and seek scenario. I've been wondering for hours how the singer would know if the other person was back to the starting point if he wasn't already there too 😂😂😂
my mum said I was a really independent child and wanted to do everything myself so one day I told her I wanted to dress myself. My mum was so proud because I was only 3 and I had put on this cute little dress. We went to Woolworths later on that day, my mum was looking at clothes and turned around to find me looking in the full length mirror, in the middle of a busy shop, pulling my dress over my head and that’s when she realised letting 3 year old me dress myself was a bad idea because I wasn’t wearing any knickers
when i was a lil child i stayed with my aunt one time. i took a shower. lil reese had never taken a shower, only baths. therefore, i yelled at the shower head, "RAIN! I'M JUST A LITTLE GIRL!" and i cried.
When I was in 1st class (i was like 7) I created this game which was to tie up the older kids (eldest being 12 some maybe 13) with the skipping ropes. They didn’t have handles r anything they were just long ropes. More ppl were doing it everyday until the game was banned when my sister (who was in 4th class maybe, so like 9-10 ish) was tied up, fell over and got a black eye. And I still to this day blame myself, cause I came up with the game, and feel terrible about it! 8 YRS ON THIS YR
When I was in 1st class (i was like 7) I created this game which was to tie up the older kids (eldest being 12 some maybe 13) with the skipping ropes. They didn’t have handles r anything they were just long ropes. More ppl were doing it everyday until the game was banned when my sister (who was in 4th class maybe, so like 9-10 ish) was tied up, fell over and got a black eye. And I still to this day blame myself, cause I came up with the game, and feel terrible about it! 8 YRS ON THIS YR
On the last younger dodie video I wrote about how I used to think all fish were flying fish, so I thought I should share another story. So I was super sheltered when I was little, and because of that, I didn't know that some things were considered bad. That being said...one day before school when I was around 9 or 10, I found a dirty magazine in my dad's study. However, to my little sheltered mind, it wasn't 'dirty', it was just pretty ladies in a book...so I brought it to school to show people....some older boys saw me with it and begged to have it and even offered to pay me...I couldn't figure out why it was such a big deal, but I said okay and gave it to them...and that's how I became a dirty magazine seller in the 6th grade (I got in trouble the next day after someone told a teacher about it)
Weird, I also did the "pretend you're in a music video and cry while looking out the window", I mean I still do which is even weirder. Probs the reason why I've been so unsuccessful when it came to making friends.
When I was 3, I stuck an end piece of a sausage up my nose one evening, but my mum didn’t find out until the next evening because I couldn’t breathe properly and I had to be taken to A&E to be put under anaesthetic to have it removed :)
Me and a friend in Primary used to play "Steve Irwin" together, so basically he'd be Steve and I'd be his wife and we used to pretend we were riding motorbikes in the playground and saving animals. We were in year 2 and learning about zoos and jungles and we both watched The Crocodile Hunter soooo that's where this game was made up from :'D AND MAN this video had me grinning and giggling all the way through it<3
So one night my little sister and her best friend were having a sleepover, and they put me in charge of 'babysitting' (because I was literally only 2 years older than them. I think they were 9 or 10 and I was 11 or 12.) We started feeling a bit like 'ooh no adults let's be BAD' so we made a shitton of cookie dough. Like so much. Way too much. And after 2 bites each we were just all like 'k i don't want this anymore'. But then my sister's friend was super paranoid that if we just threw it out in the kitchen, her parents would see it and then get really mad. My sister and I suggested throwing it out in the big garbage in the garage, but she was paranoid that they would see it there, too. So that's how we ended up spending the evening wandering around our neighbourhood with a garbage bag full of cookie dough trying to find somewhere to throw it out. Oh, to be 12.
this video made me a bit sad. i miss being a kid. things were so simple. there were no bad days. only boring ones. i miss being carefree. i miss when my biggest problem was whether or not my schoolyard crush liked me back. i wish i could go back and shake myself and tell her to savor it. because those were the best days of her life. it's like one day, a switch is flipped, and you're no longer a kid anymore. and you have real responsibilities, and real problems. and you start feeling things differently. things that you never even could have thought about before keep you up at night. i miss waking up every day, not having a purpose, and it not mattering. i miss living in the moment as a kid. i miss when you get so involved in a game in your imagination, that you forget who and where you are. i guess that's why i'm an actor, i'm chasing that feeling again. but anyway, i've just been obsessing over the past recently. i've been going through photo albums in my mind from past months every single day. and this video got me thinking about all this a lot. the goal is to live like a kid again. but it's so hard when i know that i have to learn to say goodbye. goodbye to the past. goodbye to memories. goodbye to childhood. and goodbye to so many of my friends as they start to graduate.... woah. i just wrote a lot. i guess something about this video, even though it's just stories from your childhood, really resonated with who i am right now, and the things that have been on my mind. i guess this just needed to escape me. can't wait for the new EP!
I DID THE MOVIE THING I'd mouth the lyrics to songs and then squeeze out tears. Or if I was in my bedroom, I would turn on a man and let my hair blow and be all dramamatic. Heh. I would also run round my grandmother's and pretend to be in a first person shooter and pick up look like a video game character.
When I was about seven, I'd be home from school a couple hours earlier than my mom. We lived above our grandparents, so they would make my lunch and watch me. Then I'd go upstairs and make my homework until my mom came home. Now one day, I didn't have homework and wanted to do something nice for my mom, so I decided to "cook" her a salad. I didn't really now how that works and long story short, I put a plastic bowl on our stove and melted the entire bottom off. Since then I'm a bit terrified of cooking.
I used to pretend I was a king and use a chess board to plan attacks on my enemies but no matter the size of my army I would lead the charge and fight people off with my magic knives and magic powers
I’ve only ever stolen one thing in my life. My mom is a teacher, and in kindergarten I went to the school she taught at, so I would go to her room when the school day was over. She would frequently go and talk to the teacher next door, and most times I’d go with her. The teacher’s room smelled incredible, and after a few visits I realized it was the wax that she had in her wax melter. And I swear to god, every time we went in there from there on, I would “sneakily” scrape some wax off the top of the wax melter and put it in an empty lip balm container so that I could smell it later (I was really fuckin’ weird okay). I remember trying to be sneaky at the time but looking back on it there’s no way that this teacher couldn’t have seen her coworker’s weird daughter stealing her wax.
When I was a kid I used to watch a police show on TV with my father... And for some reason I liked the villains more than the heroes... And I always wanted to become a drogdealer when I become a big girl... And when I had to talk about what do we want to be at school... I said that I wanted to be a drogdealer... Well... The next thing I knew... My mom was talking to the principal and the concealer in my school...x'D
(You asked) I used to pretend I was an orphan wizard when I couldn't sleep and kept a wooden stick under my pillow (it's still there) I also used to marry my friends in the playground like we'd have rings and bridesmaids and everything and like we never realised it was weird and here I am bisexual as ever I had a weird obsession with fairies so I would make little houses for them but then they stoPPed ComIng so I made a massive sign telling them I had put so much effort into this fairy swimming pool and when I was ten the 'fairy' left me a note telling me I was too old and I cried for six fucking hours Once my friend was coming back from holidays so my friends and I spent two hours pushing a massive log up the hill to where our new clubhouse was gonna be because the log was the best seat and we wanted to welcome her home And the almighty revenge story that I call The Shit Show There's a girl who lives across the road from me and her family is just odd. They've had their house windows mirrored so they can see themselves walking down the driveway and they can look out at us without us knowing. But the girl who lived there used to play with my friends and I but she was pretty nasty and we just stopped. One day however I get this idea out of nowhere that we needed revenge. I had taken my uncle's dog on a walk a week previous and he had taken a shit on the top of the hill. I had for some reason memorised where and collected it in a pile of leaves. I sent my friend to her house and she dropped it on my neighbour's doorstep while I watched from behind a hedge. Then one of my friends freaked out. She started saying that she was going to get me in trouble with the police and I fREAKED OUT. So I ran home and go into the kitchen crying and tell my parents I've put poo on the neighbour's doorstep and I'm going to hell. I cleaned up the poo and gave a letter of apology and my parents tried to apologise too but they were laughing too much so our neighbours haven't really talked to us since. I see that as a good thing though because they never had anything nice to say!! Karma got me though because the anxiety made me violently ill that night and since then I have not spoken to the girl. I swear I was a nice kid I honestly don't know what possessed me
when i was 5 or 6 years old my sister put salt in my ice cream and obviously that made me very angry so i started screaming at my brother and sister saying “WHAT THE FUCK IS IN MY ICECREAM” i had a bit of a potty mouth but then my dad got home a couple minutes later and i told on both of them. i was such an annoying little child.
So many YouTubers today over-complicate the kind of content they put on their channel. It’s filled with insane editing, the fanciest kind of technology, click-baited titles, fake personalities, etc. But Dodie has the best kind of content: simple, real, genuine, and organic. It’s so personal and you feel a real connection to her, and can’t help but to fall in love with her. You feel like you’re good friends, sitting down for a good chat. You finish watching her videos feeling uplifted and happy. There needs to be more people like Dodie in the world. She is such an inspiration to me ❤️
Me and my sisters played a game called "rock". One person would curl up in a ball and lay a blanket them over themselves on the floor. The other person would stand on top of this "rock" and make a speech about how smart they were or something. Then without warning the "rock" would sway from side to side in attempt to catch them off guard and get them to fall rather than just stumble. The fact we didn't get serious injuries from this is astonishing
So you know how a lot of kids write on the walls when they are little? I never did that. Instead, I would lift the bedsheet on my bed and use CRAYONS to scrape designs into the cloth. At this age, we didn't have money for a large enough apartment so my mother shared the bed with me and once, she caught me drawing when she woke up. She literally screamed when she saw how many drawings had amounted on the mattress. I don't think we ever got a new one though, lmao.
I should make one of these of my own facts. But in the meantime here's one. I watched a lot of action shows as a kid and sometimes when to poop, I was constipated. SO, I would make up a scenario like a police stand off or I'm a spy escaping the bad guys and I had to get rid of the evidence quickly to make myself poop. Worked for a few years. I never told my parents about the imaginary spy/ police stand off. Another one is where I faked like I drowned in the pool in the backyard. My sis and I were great swimmers so my mom never believed it. It panicked the dog, though. Then there was watching soft core porn after my parents went to sleep, pre-internet days. That was exciting for a 12 year old.
my brother and I made up a game called "get mars" and I had to shine a flashlight and he would try to touch the light but I would move it around it was pretty fun tbh
So like I was told there this defence move of pushing under the nose like there could actually kill some one... Cause it could push the bridge of the nose into the brain of your attacker... Is that true?
in kindergarten my friend and i would pull our hands up through our sleeves and we would flop them around and pretend we were fairies :’) why floppy sleeves meant fairies idk but we had a good time
When you said at the end of the video "like I said at the beginning" I thought you were going to talk about washing your private parts, as in "like I said at the beginning I wash my private parts" which- good for you, rinsing them with water is good, but it was sort of a moment of is this goblin Dodie oversharing or is this normal human level sharing?
I grew up in the (American) south and I was the definition of a tomboy. My cousin and I would ride our bikes all day and play in a little creek that goes through my yard. One day when I was like six or seven, we were playing in the creek and I saw this bug thing swim right next to my foot. Well being the little adventure girl that I was, I tried to catch it. I spent like a solid five minutes trying to find this little bug thing while my cousin just stood there confused. When I finally caught it, it. was. on. I chased my poor cousin down the street with the “tiny lobster”.
Also one time I found a worm under a brick and when my mom found me playing with it, she screamed and informed me that it wasn’t a worm and it was definitely a snake.
I have done the car music video thing. And I have have my playground area be my house. And I have had magical make believes (still do o.o). I liked fire too (still do o.o) but I never played with it because I was afraid to mess up and I don't openly say it because well people would see me crazy. O.O
I DID THE SAME THING WITH THE WASHING AREAS BUT IT WAS AT THE BEACH AND USING INE IF THOSE OUTSIDE PUBLIC TAPS THAT GO OVER YOUR HEAD LIKE A SHOWER AND I REMEMBER IT SO VIVIDLY BUT I WAS ONLY LIKE,,, FOUR AND I REMEMBER A FLOCK OF TEENAGERS LOOKING AT ME ANSHDCIUHDSXHHIQSIUG THE TRAUMA
i am going to buy a ticket for your austin show! i can’t wait to cry to the sheer beauty of your voice and lyrics and to be surrounded by all of the loving energy of the crowd!! luv you Xx
These stories are so cute! Also i am so excited for the EP and so excited to buy tickets for your next US tour, you are what's getting me through the week
It’s so strange, I’ve always thought of you being a teenager. Idk, you’ve just always given me teenager vibes (but wiser, or course!) and when you started talking of building your bear, it just reminded me how adult you were, it was the strangest feeling: like nostalgia that didn’t belong to me. Idk.
I used to do the car window music video thing as a kid too! Also I love the tattoo on your arm, is it lavender? So excited for you EP! preordered it on vinyl :)
When I was in kindy(so six years old), me and my friends would create a fairy garden with rocks, rubbish, and leaves around this one tree. It’s very gross once I ponder it, however, the joy of thinking that I was helping the fairies inside of the tree is enough.
ALRIGHT SO YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER AND I'M DEFINITELY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR EP AND I'LL BE WATCHING THE LIVE STREAM AND I'M COMING TO YOUR DALLAS PERFORMANCE!!!!!
your midnight feast story reminds me of my sister and I playing legos really late at night and my dad opening the door looking angry, but then he smiled and closed the door again
when i was younger me and my best friend to this day used to go on trip to Disney land in primary school during lunch, and we used to make a car and go on roller coasters and stay in the hotels there it was the best thing ever also love you lots <3
Glad to hear I wasn't the only child that willingly played by themselves on the playground! I was also a video game character... the best damn pokemon trainer there ever was!
When I was little, I used to collect rocks (my house isn't far from a dormant volcano so there are lots of rocks around). I'd stick them in this hole in the corner of the garden. It wasn't until high school that we discovered that the hole was actually part of the sewage system when the pipe burst. The people who came to fix it were like "what's with all these rocks???" and I was just like "oh shit"
When I was a kid, I 100% believed that I was famous. I grew up watching iCarly and tons of youtube videos, so my friend and I decided to create our own web show (it was called The Sara and Madison Show) where we basically did little weird skits and answered "fan calls" (aka my sister on the other side of the landline). And every time I would go out I'd see every car or every passerby and assume they were fans who were just kinda following me like paparazzi. The funny thing is, I never posted any of these videos anywhere so like idk why I thought I had fans but....
this all reminds me when I was in elementary school I was climbing up a slide on the playground and I thought it would be cool as hell to jump over the side of the slide and I didn’t know my friend was standing RIGHT WHERE I JUMPED and I landed right on top of her oh my god
omg these are so cute here's my childhood story (quite traumatic): so at my primary school, we had a pull up bar at our playground thing (i have no idea why). i was with my friend at recess time and she wanted to do flips on the pull up bar (the girls used the pull up bar like a gymnastics bar thing) and she asked me to help her get up. so i (hesitantly) agreed. i grabbed her foot (as she instructed me to do) and pushed her up. i then let go. i thought she had a grip on the bar!! but she didn't, and she fell and hit her tooth. it chipped a chunk of the tooth off. and of course she started crying, and i was scared. and my dumb ass asked her if she was crying because it hurt or if she was crying because she was scared and stunned. so i took her to the teacher and explained what happened (shaking the whole time because i didn't want to get in trouble) and she had to go home early. then i started crying because i thought she was going to die from chipping her tooth. tldr: i chipped my best friends tooth and then cried because i thought she was going to die
i did the SAME thing in the car looking out the window! i would listen to a sad song on purpose (usually Demi Lovatos 'Did You Forget') and imagine that i was in the music video for that song! I've never met anyone else who did this! that's so funny! I love you endlessly Dodie xoxo
when I was younger I used to go down into my cellar and take old ice-cream tubs fill them with water, soap, alcohol, leaves, mud, stones, flowers and woodshavings, then put it back into the freezer to freeze
When i was little i used to stick my head while my dad was showering but only my head and I'd close the door the rest of the way so that i could talk to him while he showered. Ended up being a lot of pictures that just looked like I was decapitated.
When i was a kid in the car i'd pretend there was people walking along side the car, they were imaginary friends and people i made up in my head but they had little back stories and lives i invented for them. One had a skateboard they skated on and i had a crush on him and there were some animals as well. Looking back on this it's probably a bit sad i i sound like a crazy person lol
when i was younger i used to have a bob and fringe (and im brunette) so whenever i was around my two older brothers they would call me coconut head, this lasted for a good three years
At the end of my garden we had this huge tree and so no grass would grow and we (my brother and random friends) would make mud pies and we would also make them into different 'foods' and then my dad built us a 'den' which we thought was the coolest thing ever and once tried to make bread and cook it with a candle and we thought we were so naughty lmao I also had a pond (bucket of water with tadpoles in) and one time it was all sparkly from something idk what and I convinced myself it was fairies in the water so I drank it and then got really ill lmao
Omg I broke my nose too!!! #twinning I did it by running nose-first into the forehead of one of the girl in my class whilst playing tag lmao my nose got sooo swollen
I used to listen to Abba a lot too, but instead of "super trooper" I thought it was "sudefed ludefed" so that's what I would sing in the car at the top of my lungs:)
my brother once convinced me to pretend i was going camping at my own house so i thought it would be a good idea to go to my backyard and go to the bathroom, except i didn't pee :)
When i was younger, because my name is star, i used to pretend that i had a best friend up in the sky called twinkle and i said to people that i went up to the sky and did all these things up their ,, also i tried to convince people i went up their by saying thats why you dont see me at night, bc i was up with the other stars lmao
i used to ‘iron’ my mum’s bedsheets too, but one day i tried to actually ‘do it properly’ and got a load of water and just chucked it on the bed and the sheets she had just changed got soaked
when i was a kid i would have packed lunches every day for school then school dinners on a friday but out of sheer awkwardness (i have literally no idea why i did this) i would lie every friday saying i'd forgotten my lunch. then long story story short my teacher told my mum that i kept losing it and my mum was like wtf and i wanted to die
My cousin is a vegan. When I was about 9, my aunt her died and my cousins and sisters and I were eating sandwiches, and my cousin was making a new one, but there wasn't a knife at the table. So my cousin gets up to get one, and her brother goes, "Why do you need a knife? God gave you hands." and my cousin, being the rebellious teenager she was, said "God didn't give me anything." This was when my little brain kicked in and started tuning into the coneversation. My cousin had said something, so I decided that was a good time to shout "She's a vegan!" at the top of my lungs for no discernable reason. To this day, my sisters will not let me forget it.
When I was little my mum told me and my brother not to touch the video player thing (we were going through the phase of sticking our fingers in everything) because if we did it while the film was playing we would be sucked into the universe in the film but it backfired bc I had a huge crush on daphne in the old scooby doo movies so I stuck my hand in it all the time bc I wanted to save daphne from the bad guys idk I just remembered it the other day and i thought it was really funny
When i was like 8 we were learning about air flow and stuff and we had to make like a hand drier and do the science behind it, and I didn’t do that cause I was a creative and when asked Laura you have to explain what it does I said when you’re drying your hands it plays Waterloo by ABBA
I did the video game one too. And the window one, but instead of a music video I'd pretend I was in a coming of age movie and I was on the bus to a new city
For some reason as a kid i would compulsively cut my nails all the way down until they were bleeding. Finally, my mum found out and the had to hide all of the nail clippers. I still have no memory of that till this day. However, now i never cut my nails.
Me and my brother played a game called Steam roller where one of us rolled on my mum's bed and the other had to jump over them. We also played one called travelling caravan where one of us was a caravan and the other was a car, and the car had to tow the caravan and then like nothing else happened? Good
I’m glad I’m not the only person who played alone as a kid lol. Here are the games I used to play (or the ones I can remember) - In my primary school there were pigeons. Everywhere. In the hallways, in the playgrounds, everywhere. So I used to pretend I was like a National Geographic narrator and I would narrate the pigeons' live. I had a "TV talk show host" voice and everything. I even had a pretend microphone. It was so fun, for me at least. For the other kids it must have been very strange, seeing a girl chasing around pigeons and talking alone. Lol. - I used to pretend I was a superhero, and there was a playground were there was like a ladder that for me was really high, so I used to climb on it and pretend to be guarding the city
- (This one is not about pretend games but it’s still very funny so I’ll share it anyways), there was a boy in my class everyone liked, and he would always pick on me, he’d take my pencil case and throw it around the class and hide it from me. One day, I was just so angry at him and so sick of him making fun of me, so I took his pencil case (which was like a plastic box), looked at him directly in the eye, and just threw it into the wall. All the pencils flew all over the classroom. It was the best day of my life
So, I was like 6 or something and had just moved schools but there was only a few kids I knew and their parents had a golf cart. Well their son who was probably 10 or something told me to lay down on the ground. I did because six year old me wasn't thinking AND HE BLOODY RAN ME OVER. LIKE FULL ON DROVE THE GOLF CART OVER ME. I had the outline of a tire on me for a few days after that. So kids, don't let someone drive over you with a golf cart.
Hey my family is Polish too!! Woah!! (I’m American but obviously Dziennik is a very Polish name haha)
As far as childhood stories, I really liked to play imaginary games. And when I was in summer camp (ages 6-12), this was PRIME imaginary game time. I had two best friends, and I would play games with them every day. And my camp was super cool and we went on field trips every week to parks, water parks, museums, etc, so what better time to play imaginary games? We’d pretend we were on a bus ride to a camp like Percy Jackson, or like we were mermaids at a water park, or we’d be royalty at big playgrounds and the whole place was our castle. It was awesome. Honestly miss it so much...thank you for reminding me of it, Dodie.
DODIE. This is weird because I, too, listened to Money Money Money by ABBA religiously at a young age (My mom was an ABBA fanatic not kidding). My sister and I had this game called Teenagers where we would... you know... act like teenagers. And over the years, we created this crazy plot line where we were discovered in a grocery store, and suddenly we were teen superstars with the world's biggest fan base. We would lip sync along to ABBA songs for literal hours and pretend we were preforming a concert. It was amazing. P.S. the poof is so cute okay bye
My mam would take me to this place called the fun shack, I remember running around and her running after me. I swear one time she fell down the slide coming after me lol
LOVE U SO MUCH!!!!U R AMAZING!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!! YOU. HELP. A. LOT. OF. PEOPLE!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!! I. FUCKIN. LOVE. YOU!!!!! THIS EP IS GONNA BE THE BEST THING OF 2019 I PROMISE!!!!!!
Nah but seriously I relate to the playing on your own thing, I remember when I was like seven, the Incredibles had just come out and I would pretend to be Dash and try to run as fast as I could around the whole playground and try to get faster each time, I was so committed to this game that I would refuse to hang out with my other friends in the playground
That was about the last time I ever took exercising seriously..... 2004......
I did the weirdest shit as a kid. So before bed when I couldn’t fall asleep, I would pretend that I was in the hospital wing at hogwarts. I had just made a great save in quidditch and I was knocked out by a bludger. So what’s weird about it, is I imagined. That. Harry. FUCKING. POTTER. was in love with me! And he was watching oVER ME TO WAKE ME UP!! Like WHAT THE HELL. I DID THIS ALL THE TIME. I also liked to make pancake batter at home and when nobody was there. And I would eat bread toasted with icing.
You're a precious gem aren't you?♥️💛
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Rebecca Vocal Athlete Rebecca!!
2 likesOmg hi rebecca. i didnt know you where here too👋💙
1 likeI loved your video
1 likeIt was very lovely
Amazing as always😙
Cheers😉👌
I read this as 'precious GERM'
0 likesdied at "full eye contact" and "just washing my areas Ma'm!"
1630 likesi'm just washing my area MA'M
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Woooahhh was not expecting to find you here
2 likesNow I know about the secret words of ‘arms unfolding’ I can’t un-hear it 😂
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wait lmao when is it???
5 likes'crime' and 'again'
13 likesExactly! Lol
1 like@MusicalMack 6:10 she sings "fire", 6:29 "self-defense", 6:34 "attack, 6:59 "walls" Those are the ones I noticed but I'm sure there are more xD
49 likesSame
2 likeswhat does that even mean
2 likestheres also "crime" at 0:15
16 likes@maskedmiffy what about 2:11 ??
6 likes8:06 'trust'
3 likes@Xiao-Long Zhao "this might take a 'little' more"
1 likealso self defence! at 6:29
1 like7:32 is fall i think
1 likeWhen I was a kid I had a secret imaginary friend named Susan. One day I told my older sister about my secret friend and how similar we were. She said we should share her. This quickly turned into a fight and she told me that Susan didn’t like me anymore. I was devastated. My sister literally stole my imaginary friend lol.
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Soph omg something super similar happened to me except I was the older sister who got jealous but instead of stealing my sister’s I just imagined that I had an imaginary friend and paraded her around to make my sister angry. It worked 😈
29 likesa whole new meaning to sister snatched
30 likesKate Colinayo underrated comment
3 likescaitlin evvy omg thank you 💀
3 likesshe protecc
1439 likesshe attacc
but most importantly
the high bun is bacc
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800th like :)
1 likeI looked at the title and was like
387 likesOh the facts are little
But then I realized
These were little Dodie, kid, facts
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this reads like a rupi kaur poem
20 likesJuJuBee 12 I didn’t even realize this till I read your comment oops
6 likesI forget how pleasant it is to listen to your voice.
245 likesI was a friendless kid--I wasn't lonely, yet--but I did spend a ton of time fantasizing about how I'd fit into the plot and character arcs of my favorite TV shows and video games.
Reader, I love you. Have a great day :-)
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Rowan B. IM SO GALD SOMEONE ELSE YOU TO DO THAT. all my friends thought i was crazy. 🤷🏼♀️
3 likesaw the beginning throwback to the eyebrow vid
0 likesWhen I was a kid, my mum would always take a piece of whatever snack I was having and say she was testing it to make sure it was “safe”. So one day, lil me finally got invited to another kid’s birthday party, and they handed me a slice of cake. I then walked up to my mother, in front of all the other parents, and said “Mum, make sure it’s not poisoned!”... Understandably, I didn’t get invited to many more 😅
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My dad did the same thing except he did not test for 'safety', he just said i had to pay 'tax' on the food he gave me and took a bit lmao
19 likesi LOVE THAT!
0 likesI used to do this but after the first bite say "oh yeah it's got poison you can't eat this" then proceeded to eat it extremely fast as they watched in horror and confusion. Then when they finally expressed the homicidal rage that was about to be unleashed I'd be like, dude I just saved your freaking life. This ironically finely re established respecting each others food boundaries.
0 likesi remember being like five or six thinking that i had come up with the tune to "...baby one more time" by britney spears and getting upset when i heard it on the radio cause i thought they stole my idea. lolol
136 likesalso in 1st grade the principal at my school asked us what could be improved about the school and i said to replace all the walkways with swimming pools so we could just swim to class and he just laughed and said "wow, great idea!"
looking back his reaction makes me giggle cause as an adult you're like "lol kids" but as a kid i was like "omG he thought it was a GREAT IDEA!!!"
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katquizzity omg when i was like 5/6 i thought i had come up with the song ‘fuck the police’ and got so angry thinking the actual song had copied me and i wanted to sue
2 likesI actually want the streets to be trampolines
1 likeI'm 11 lol
katquizzity i had a stuffy that I loved that had lollipops on it so I thought that I made the "lollipop, lollipop, la la la lollipop" song lmaooo
2 likesyou are literally the cutest human bean everrrr. ilysm
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Totally agree
1 likeAGREED!
1 likechuunibyou!
0 likesYour singing is so good!
0 likesLove knowing that when she says “self defense” and “attack” it is because she’s singing Arms Unfolding
27 likesI didn’t have any imaginary friends, I had an imaginary enemy. His name was Mr. Mister and he was super evil and I’d always invent these little challenges for us to do (for example, lining up all the shampoo bottles and knocking them all down with one push like dominoes). He always thought he was super smart but I always beat him and I had this imaginary classroom where all the challenges happened and after every challenge I would get a trophy and we each had a trophy room but mine got so full that we had to start using his trophy room for my trophies
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i still don’t know if it came from my competitiveness and love for winning or my deep insecurities and fear of failure 🤷♀️
37 likesvintage jilly FANTASTIC question i would set up some for mr. mister too, but he’d be dumb and line them up by height and i’d be smart and line them up by weight
22 likesI had an imaginary enemy too! He'd invent machines and things, and I'd always break them 😂. I've never found someone with a similar experience.
12 likesI had the same idea as a kid except I was competing against many versions of myself from all different dimensions and in one dimension I was kind of a bully I guess? Anyways she was my enemy and she went by the name "Fuchsia."
15 likesvintage jilly ok so he was really short (like american girl doll sized) and had dark straight hair and tiny rectangular glasses and he always wore dark grey suits
11 likesI love that you’re still so dedicated to your hatred towards him. Thank you for making my day lol
6 likesMy super toxic friend came up with this idea in primary school that everyone had magic except me which made me "special" (it was actually just a way to make me feel bad about myself oo how fun) and that when I was older I was going to be rlly evil so she used to "transform" into future me and run after all my friends pretending to attack them and we'd call it "Future (my name here) Alert" and then she said that me from the future had killed her and she wouldn't transform into future me anymore, she was future me and me and my other best friend went into mourning for about a week so yea that was my best friend :/
2 likesThis comment made me happy
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2 likesThat sucks Im so sorry you had to deal with that
That’s kind of similar to something I did when I was little, I had “meanie friends” all I remember about them was they looked exactly like the bullies from lilo and stitch and they would be mean to me, hence the name.
0 likesi could literally just listen to dodie talk like this for HOURS
63 likesWhen I was little, like 5-10 years old, I had this whole system of monsters. Some lived in the toilet, closet, under the parents bed, and the office. But there was one who lived by the washer and drier, and he was the toilet paper monster. Our deal was that if I used four squares of toilet paper or less to wipe, then he would give me an imaginary platter of cookies. My imaginary monster friend was very environmentally friendly I suppose
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I thought my boiler was a monster and it used to make really loud noises and I thought it was going to kidnap me so I wouldn't go to the bathroom at night for fear it would suck me down the toilet
0 likes"wow thanks,, my, uh, bed is so smooth(?)"
46 likes"You are WELCOME, mum!"
i loved being so proud of strange little things like that as a kid
1:05 I like how dodie is starting to laugh here because she realizes what she’s about to say
6 likesWhen I was a little kid around four or five, I took my dad’s tools and threw them out in the field with my friends. We never found them but my dad got more. Lol😂
8 likesWhen I was younger sometimes my gran would look after me and my older brother for a couple hours. Whenever we went to her house, for lunch we loved to have those spaghetti noodles for kids? They're by the same brand that do the alphabeti spaghetti. Anyway, me and my brother would always pretend to be baby birds slurping up worms that our parent birds fed to us.
329 likesWe wouldn't use the spoon, and we'd make chirping noises and everything.
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Hahaha I used to do the same thing!! Spaghetti is the best
1 likeOmg sameee
0 likesThat is just so adorable
0 likesYou talking about spaghettios?
0 likeswhen i was little i used to hide my mom's spoons and she'd keep buying more and one day she found all the hidden spoons and we ended up with like 50 spoons
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Valentina Paladino I doubt that your mom found this as funny as I did but I can’t stop laughing
40 likes...it’s just so random.. anD I LOVE IT! “the more the merrier” can apply to spoons to y’know
18 likesThis made me giggle. Kids are so funny sometimes.
2 likesthis is about my cousin rather than me, but when we were young she used to be down right TERRIFIED of the moon !! we would come out of our grandmas during night and she would have to run back in the house and grab a blanket to drape over her so she couldn’t see the moon and the moon couldn’t see her
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Same thing with me, in turkish culture the moon is called aydede (moon grandpa) and my mother used to say that if i didn't sleep early the moon grandpa would climb down to earth and take me with him. Scarred for life lmao
3 likesEren Erdönmez yikes lmaooo
0 likesI love how soothing her voice is , I could literally fall asleep
6 likesaw the beginning throwback to the eyebrow vid
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I had to rewind it coz I thought she played that bit from the old vid 😂
5 likeshewwo bella
2 likesdodie hearted my frickity frackin comment byeeeeee
3 likeswe need a full song
1 likeBrookeIsNotARat hewwo brooke
0 likesWhich video is that?
0 likesThis is one of the happiest dodie videos ive ever had the absolute pleasure of watching. You were so bright and full of excitement and, like, pure, sweet joy. ill be impatiently counting down minutes until youre ep come out, thanks for this very nice and good content.
13 likesWhen I was pretty little, I remember lying in bed, being very concerned as I sat and thought about the fact that the planet rotates. I was positive that in the middle of the night everything in my room would end up on the ceiling, including me, smashed by my bed, and all my possessions would be broken. Of course, that’s not how things work but it was a big concern for me at the time 😅
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KtRosemary sometimes I thought I felt the planet rotating so when I told my mum and she said it was impossible I thought I was special, chosen to save the world from ever stopping. Turns out, I just had anaemia and a low blood pressure 😂
2 likesempty sky Hahaha oh no 😂
0 likesYou should do more of this bc it is literally so cute and relaxing and makes me so happy
14 likesWhen I was little (I grew up in Brazil, and down south it can actually snow, but the rest of the country doesn’t get snow at all and since I’m from Rio, it was honestly always hot.) I was obsessed with snow and with the US and stuff, so I got into the bathroom, opened the baby powder (I think that’s the name?) bottle and threw the powder everywhere, trying to cover everything in white. I lied down and tried to make a snow angel (and failed) and made my very curly and very dark hair go gray from the amount of powder that I rubbed in there. When my mom walked in the bathroom (I was always a very quiet kid so nobody suspected anything) she couldn’t even say anything. She asked me what was that and I just replied “it’s snow” in a soft voice because I didn’t think she’d be mad at all lol
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Julia Calvet Your story is so cute 💕 it's sad that you don't have snow. I wish I could send you a little bit of it from Europe
2 likes"I'd like to play alone on the playground... or i just had no friends. Either one."
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Heather Giles what a mood honestly
6 likesThe only mood
0 likesi'M jUstT WaSHiNg mY ArEAs, Ma'Am
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stillgottroubletrackingtime I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS THANK YOU
20 likesI don't understand this... do toilets in England have water that shoots up to wash your areas? I'm so confused hahaha
3 likes@tardirosal toilets? There's showers near the swimming pool so you can wash off the chlorine, there's probably kid-height showers as well which is what she's talking about
12 likes@Lau Ste ohhhhhhh okay. Lol missuderstood. I thought she was talking about those bathrooms likr they have in asia where water splashes up to clean you since she was talking about cleaning her bits.
6 likesI WAS DYING AT THIS
1 likeI read this as she was sayin it haha
1 likeI'm dead
1 like@tardirosal SHOWER! IT WAS THE SHOWER!
0 likesone time my older sister was destroying an ant pile with a large branch and I was behind her and she smacked me in the eye with an ant covered branch.
44 likesI would take showers in my mom's bathroom because she had glass doors. I would pretend I was cinderella and "clean" the shower doors with my wash cloth and make up songs and everything. Our water bill must've been ridiculous.
15 likeswhen my siblings and i were little we would put our feet and legs in a pillowcase and sit on the pillow within the case and sled down the stairs in our house. sometimes we would forego the pillow and slide down like a penguin. the craziest was when we would go headfirst but laying on our backs. pre-technology childhoods were w i l d
10 likesWatching this after she released Arms Unfolding and I nearly screamed when she went “I guess it was sElF dEfEnCe”
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“TRUST us you’re gonna love this” still going through and I can’t-
0 likesI got unnecessarily excited when I heard the “attack” from Arms Unfolding XD
5 likesOmg, I'm from Poland and learning that you're quarter-Polish makes me love you even more! <3 Can't wait for the EP!
2 likeswhen i was young, i was a very weird child and always got into things. so, one day after school my mother told me to go upstairs and clean my room. i went upstairs into my room and quickly got distracted. i had makeup in my room, so instead of cleaning my room i put lipgloss all over my face. didn't miss one spot. i heard my mother call me, she obviously knew something was going on. i walked downstairs, put my diva face on ( i thought i looked fabulous. ) and walked up to my mom. she busted out laughing and asked me what happened. i told her the story while she went to get a wipe to clean my face. she came back into the room, sat down and started cleaning my face. after a while, she looks at me, giggles, then says that she can't get it off and i had to go to school like that.
31 likeswhat a fun time.
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ok google 😂 How did people at school react?
1 likeJust listened to the whole ep. beautiful job dodie. I loved every second of it
1 likeI love when you do these facts videos. Learning about you, your life childhood etc is so charming and endearing !
1 likeAhh I love this so much. Just wanna grab my cup of tea, get into bed and listen to more of these stories
1 likeKids always do the weirdest and funniest things that seems so normal for them 😂 I love these little dodie stories!
2 likesWhen I was little, I used to pretend to be a fairy who could travel between different realities through mirrors. I would imagine to live a different life. Thinking about it, that's pretty damn dark lol
9 likesThe harmonies with yourself are just gr8
257 likesThat story with your grandad was funny 😂 I'm polish so I can imagine that the polish food can be surprising sometimes :D
1 likeAw this is probably one of my favorite videos from you, it's so cute, sincere, nostalgic and real and relatable; childhood memories are the best thing
1 likeI’m listening for the words that are sung
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6:30, 6:35
5 likesKiera Taylor me too!!!
0 likesThere was like some at the start too!
0 likes4:09
0 likesit was self defense and attack
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1 likeAlso 8:07 is trust
1 likeAnd 0:15
0 likesthis was so entertaining I feel like I was hanging onto your every word lol
1 likeOh my days your ABBA thing reminded me that when I was little I thought the line “walking through an empty house” was walking through a Wendy house. So I’d always imagine myself in a tiny play house 😂😂
4 likesHi. I'm interested on knowing what happened with your depersonalization/derealization feeling. Did you get over those? If so, what did you do?
3 likesHope you reply because you just described the feelings exactly as the ones I am experiencing.
Thanks.
I always watch your videos when I feel lost or down and you make me feel calm and like everything going on with me is okay, and I’m so so so grateful for that xxx
1 like7:31 ok this is creepy. I used to do almost the exact same thing. Minus Frankie lol. Me and my sister called them falling competitions. We would take it in turns creating a character and acting out a scene. The scene would always end with us walking to the edge of the sofa, standing on the arm and falling down dramatically onto the sofa. Then we would vote on which one of us preformed the best. The fact you did a very similar to this has rendered me speechless 😂😂 HOW?!
9 likesOMG IM CRYING LAUGING FROM THAT FIRST STORY ABOUT SHOWERING
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Sophia Wilson going full crab made me cry so much
11 likesSAME
3 likesSAME AND IM IN A CAFE UGGH
4 likesWhen you mentioned your obsession with fire, it reminded me of my obsession with fire as well. Which is where this story is based on:
2 likesI was in either elementary or middle school when I was home alone in the house. My older sister and step-brother were at school, my mom and step-dad were at work, and my younger brother was at daycare. For some odd reason, I loved playing with lighters and turning them on and off repeatedly. One day, an idea went off in my young mischievous mind: "I should set something on fire." Of course, not wanting to get into too much trouble, I used a paper towel. I clicked the lighter on, held the flame closer and closer to the cloth before... it caught ablaze. I watch, amazed and entranced by the flames gliding across the paper towel. It sure was a sight to be seen. Before you know it, I set more things on fire. Eventually, I come to something that had a very pungent smell once burnt. I quickly brought it outside, not wanting anyone to know what I've done.
Fast forward a couple of hours and my mom gets home. The burning smell slaps her in the face and she catches on to what I've done. She calls me downstairs and asks if I was responsible. Like any child would, I denied my sins before eventually giving in.
It was a crazy day.
0:15 I hear ya singing 😆 anyone else just watched her video about her new song arms unfolded
44 likesdodie, thank you for being such a wonderful human being ❤
0 likesI’m in a really rough place in my life right now and very few things make me laugh or feel better but this did, and thank you dodie we love you
0 likesI love you Dodie! Thanks for all of the wonderful art that you have brought into this world. You are such an amazing person! ❤️❤️❤️
0 likesI love this video. It feels like a sleepover. And it so comforting and happy and calm and nice. I love it.
0 likesThanks Dodie.
i needed this video and being able to listen to you telling stories today. thank you dodie. ❤️
0 likesI love you so much. I don’t feel super good these days and sitting and watching you felt calming and gave my brain a break. Thank u ❤️
0 likesWoman: “What’s this child doing?”
201 likesDodie: “I’m just washing my areas MANN”
😂😂😂 I freaking love dodie!!
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Mam* :)
4 likesAllNamesAreJustTaken oops, thank you!! Hahah
1 likeMa’am actually!! I don’t know why it’s spelled like that but yeah
4 likesTsavorite Stardust hahah, is it actually? 😂
0 likes@Bathroom Jams Yeppp. Preeety weird honestly though, like... is it a contraction? Who knows. I just know because I spelled it wrong on this big writing assignment in fifth grade.
1 likeTsavorite Stardust its a contraction of Madam :) x
0 likesI was about to admit myself because of dodie withdrawals. Thank you, dods!! Ps I was a swimmer too! Actually, we are very similar, but anyway have a good one!!
2 likesThe bedsheets! 😂 „Mom‘s gonna love it“ and this look when you said. „You’re welcome, mom.“ 😄 Love it!
0 likesDidn't thought I could relate to you as much as ~all the feels your music makes me feel. BUT, this video just came and got me by the heart.
0 likes1. This video helps me fall asleep every night, and your videos generally have helped me get through some tough times and face my feelings, thank you 🙏
1 like2. my big sister and I would do the Frankie thing EXACTLY the same, except we would say ‘HAA-HOOMPH!’ And then fall onto my parents mattress. Good times :)
You seem so happy in this video, and while I can’t know if you are for sure, it’s so great! I love this video ❤️❤️
0 likesthis was a great video dodie, very calming as always. i love it ! :)
0 likesMy go to story to break the ice was always “I shaved my tongue once when I was 3 or 4” and never explain because some things are always more fun left unexplained
0 likesaw i love hearing you just. talk. i do the same thing to whoever will listen, and it must be really cool to have an audience so engaged in what you're saying! this was adorable, i loved it <33
0 likesso i wasn’t the brightest child and as a kid i liked to run around with a pillowcase on my head, i’m not sure why but it was my favorite thing. this ultimately ended up in me tripping (because i couldn’t see) and i hit my face on the corner of the radiator in my sisters room. now i have a nice scar and an uneven lip to remind me😂
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natalie • hahahah😂😂(that made me genuinely laugh, thank youu)
0 likesHahaha amazing story! Thank you
0 likesHahahaha loved this story!!
0 likestears are actually streaming this is so funny
0 likesomg i used to pretend i was the only magical one in my class too!!! except i lived in a big glass ball at the back on the class not a tent lol and there would always be an earthquake and the yard would split in half and id have to save everyone with my powers and then id faint and they’d carry me back to my glass ball home
32 likesI'm hearing secret lyrics again and also ur freakin awesome u inspire me 😁
4 likesi literally loves this your little dodie facts video is one of my favorites. i really like the concept of you “remaking” a bunch of your old vids!
0 likesYou are so wonderful! You have been such an inspiration to me. Thank you so much for all you do both in your songwriting and how you talk about the importance of mental health issues and acceptance
0 likesas a kid my sister convinced me I was going to turn into a mermaid and so, like in h2o, I wouldn’t let myself touch water in public and if I did I would just RUN
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Same lol H2O was the shit
18 likesTHIS IS SO CUTE IM YELLING
3 likesI loved H2O as a kid. I remember how shocked I was when my sister told me that it was just a TV show and mermaids don't actually exist. I couldn't believe her. Then I told my friend in kindergarten and she couldn't believe as well 😁
0 likesthis was so therapeutic, thanks dodie!!💛🌻
0 likesI’ve never confessed this before so like here I go ig
19 likesSo when I was in first grade, the coolest girls would not go to the bathroom the whole entire school day. They went. The whole day. Without peeing. So, I wanted to be cool and I didn’t pee for the whole day, even we had a bathroom break, I would skip it and join the cool girls over in the line. Then, the end of the day came, and I really, really had to pee. I got up to ask the teacher if I could use the restroom, and as I was waking over to her, I peed. Just straight up, peed all over the floor. My friend was like, gasp “u peed!!” I blamed it on a juice box and went home crying and my parents couldn’t find out why.
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double bubble disco queen omg this reminds me of the time I was in 1st grade and had to go out in the snow. It was super cold (nearly -20 Celsius) so my mum gave me this red jumpsuit thing to wear outside that protected me head to toe. The problem was that I had diarrhoea. Needless to say, it didn’t end well 😂
6 likesempty sky OHMYGOSHS SHJSJSJSJS
0 likesI’m here trying to figure out all the words Dodie sang in each video to match Arms Unfolding.😂😂
5 likes5:00 that same thing happened with me and my friend in year 3, we were eating all the ice cream with chocolate sauce in the tub at 1am and her mum walked in and just went "oh i used to do that" and left
2 likesi love love love your sit-down and talk videos so much. they make me smile a whole lot!!! thank you dodie!
0 likesi really reallyyyy love it when dodie adds harmony randomly 💖😂
0 likesi was having a rough day. this helped me a lot. your videos always do
0 likesAfter watching this video, i have realised that we are, in fact, the same person
7 likesWhen I was little I liked to walk around my house with a mirror in my hands and imagine I was walking on the ceiling. You just remind me that, thank you for that
1 likeI used to pretend I had a gardening show when my parents were staying late after church and all of my friends had gone, and I'd dig up the soil from one garden and move it to another and "classify" plants with "scientific names"
3 likesthanks for sharing these cute and silly stories haha. it makes me feel kinda relieved to hear that i wasnt the only super wierd kid on this panet
0 likesI'm sooo soo excited for Human. You never cease to put a smile on my face when I see a notification from this channel
1 likemy fam is Polish and my mum loves ox tongue SO MUCH and that reaction you did to you eating it is me, thank you for understanding
0 likesSUPER hyped for the EP btw
Thanks for this video, I needed a laugh 😂
0 likesI used to throw myself off of things to see how it felt. I also used to lick cars to see how they tasted... I was a curious child. We used to move a lot as children so my three siblings and I would each make a box fort/house in the same room but then use the landline phones to call and talk to each other.
i’m starting to get the feeling we’ve had very similar childhoods
0 likesI'm the youngest (out of 7) in my family and I always had to go to bed early, but I wanted to still be in the conversation so basically, what I did up until I was like four years old was I would sit beside my bedroom door, which was left open cause I was scared of the dark, and listen to my family downstairs. Except then I would fall asleep and my parents always had to be super careful when they opened the door cause they accidentally hit my head as they pushed it open (honestly explains a lot).
3 likesI love how it feels like dodie is just sitting with us, telling these stories :) the way she tells stories is really captivating and charming
31 likesThis entire video was so entertaining, I love it ! :))
0 likesI had an imaginary friend when I was younger named M. He was a small little ghost looking thing. He was always so nice. M was basically a ghost with two different sized and colored eyes. He didn't have hair or real arms or legs. He was a literal ghost.
4 likesM and I used to play all the time until people got concerned about me. They thought that he was like real for me. He was completely imaginary but still he was a real friend. He was one of my good friends tho
I always feel happy and at ease when I watch your videos
0 likesi sob from happiness whenever somebody adds subtitles to their videos❤️❤️❤️
0 likesWhen I was younger I often saw my mum smack my dad’s butt or the other way around and they told me that it was just a form of a joke. Then, when I was making new friends at a new school I decided that I’d smack their bottom and to make a long story short that did not end well. Thanks mum and dad!
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Mary Mitchell OMG ahaha we used to do that in my old school, I remember these younger kids thought it would be funny to do it to me (I was a lot older) and OOF it did not end well.
5 likesSimilar thing happened to me except I'd join in with my parents.... Wasn't til I was older when I realised how weird it was
7 likesI'M DYYINGGGGG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 likeWe have weirdly similar childhood experiences 😂 I broke my finger catching a rounders ball when I was like 14. Also I have to slice ox tongue at work, it really is so gross lol
0 likes“I broke my nose..I think” I’m dead 😂
5 likesOk so I was a pretty strange kid so here's a compilation of my favorite and weirdest memories from my childhood!
4 likes1. I invented a game with my sister where she would sit in her bed that was across from mine and we would throw our stuffed animals at each other frantically trying to get them on the other bed, and if they fell on the floor, they would "die" but we could continue to throw it again as "the corpse" until it would hit the floor again and then they would be "disqualified" to continue playing. You won by having more stuffed animals with "lives" still in them... idk
2. I used to make weird "milkshakes" as snacks for me and my sister that consisted in basically whatever my 9yr old brain thought was delicious. I once put 3 types of cereal, cookies, two types of milk, sugar, cocoa powder and ice into the blender and called it a cereal milkshake. I had a stomach ache the entire morning lmao
3. I would offer to help my sister with her homework just to tell her the wrong answers but I'd make them so ridiculous like this one time she had to fill the blanks and I would just make words up. As I was the older, "wiser" sister she'd believe me until I eventually told her and she'd get frustrated lol at least I didn't let her take the homework like that to school...
4. When I didn't want to do my chores, I'd tell my sister to do them for me and in exchange, I'd make her a sandwich with "magic spread" which consisted of just cocoa powder with a few drops of water to make a paste lmaoooo and this was specially hilarious because my sister loved chocolate spread or nutella but my mom would never buy it for us so she was convinced I was able to magically make a type of "nutella" for her and it was just watered down cocoa powder omfg.
there ya go kids enjoy!
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Ornella Number 3 reminds me of me and my sister. So I am the younger one and English isn't my native language. My sister started to learn English earlier and she used to show me her textbooks and "translate" words and sentences into really stupid stuff and of course I would believe her that it was actually in her textbooks. I wish I remembered any examples of her fake translations because it must have been really funny 😁
0 likesThis video uses two methods to promote her EP:
2 likesfirst: we are all human, even dodie was a child who did weird stuff. it's okay to be a weird child!
second: showcase dodie's amazing vocal abilities and creative musicality through simple but very effective moments.
i love u dodie, if u are reading this i just wanna say, keep being you cause you inspire me to wake up every day and continue to live. Looking forward to the EP!!!
i would do this too as a child.
2 likesdid anyone else imagine that raindrops where racing?
I just discovered you and I love you . Keep singing sweet sings 🎶
0 likesLMFAOOOO that make laugh so hard!! Cannot wait for the EP love! 💕
0 likesOne time in primary school i convinced myself that my classmates could read my thoughts. I was so scared and cried so hard my mum had to bring me home...
0 likesMy anxiety manifested very young 😋
Good luck with your EP! Cant wait to see you in March 😁
The fire thing I think is pretty normal actually 😂 I remember setting a piece of kitchen roll alight and freaking out. I also had no friends at school, I would have loved to be friends with 8 year old Dodie!
0 likeswhen i was little my favorite thing to do was see how quickly and quietly i could run through the house and pretend that i was flying
1 likewhen i was like in year 5 or 6 i had this imaginary boyfriend named griffin and i would pretend to hold hands with him as i walked to school every morning and wave him goodbye before i hopped on the train. but this isn’t the only moment i had imaginary people in my life. in year 2 i had imaginary twins and i would walk around school and pretend to push them in their pram. then i would sit at the back of the classroom to make sure i had “enough space for their rockers”. this is embarrassing haha
4 likesI literally can't help but smile every time I watch your videos
0 likeswhispers you should cover rain to follow the 2009v2019 theme
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fairycars whispers back that’s a great idea
10 likesYESSSS
2 likesPanic! At The Watermelon whispers again thank u for the validation
4 likesPleaseeeee!!!!
1 likewhispers that would actually be really good to show her improvement and show her singing strongly
5 likesTHIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
1 likePanic! At The Watermelon whispers Fᵘᶜᵏ YES
1 likeoaaaaath this made me smile so much ahaha, wish I wasn't growing up any more, just turned 20! Ahhhhhh ❤️
0 likesYour EP comes out on my birthday!! ✨ I'm turning 22 and I absolutely can't wait 💖 what a birthday present!!!
0 likesI preordered the EP like 2 months ago XD I love youuuu and im so glad i can support you by getting your musiccccccccccc
0 likesI think one of my funniest/weirdest memories as a kid was tieing my beanie babies to a post outside then pretending I was a magic superhero and I had to defeat all the invisible bad guys and save them! Also I used to climb that same lampost too, because I could. 😂 I think we all did weird things as a kid lol, thanks for sharing! 💙
0 likeshuman is gonna kill me and that's the tea
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My slow brain understood this as you telling us that someone's going to kill you... Before I realized that "Human" is Dodie's album 😂😂
7 likesWhen I was little I used to call my soother/pacifier my ‘dodie’.
3 likesI was feeling really down and sad, and thought to go to YouTube to listen to your music, cuz that cheers me up, gives me reason to live. And when searching "Dodie" this gem came up. Thank you. Gonna listen to your music now.
0 likesThe candle/fire/tissue thing happened to me too! Except it landed on my hard wood floor so I smacked it with a shoe. I also left a candle burning and when I came back the wax had melted all the way down and dripped down my wardrobe. Fun times as mini pyromaniacs
0 likesI remember thinking "oh my god its like 6 months till Dodie's EP HOW am I EVER going to survive that????" and now im like "what the fuck one day im not ready wait"
0 likesCan we have big dodie facts 😩😩👏🏼
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Yes
0 likesSammme yesssss
0 likesCallum Cantrill big gay
0 likesYessss I used to do that when I was little. I would look out the window pretending I was in a movie or a music video 😂😂
1 likesince she didn't say it,, I guess I will
345 likeslike it if you liked it if you'd like
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Yas oh this makes me sad
7 likesShe hasn’t said this in a very long time :(
Yas that makes me sad that you don’t know that
0 likesShe used to say that at the end of her videos
Dodie gives me hope for my own future, you've come so far and at 17 making my own videos and hoping for a career as a musician, you having so much success brings me a great deal of happiness. Can't wait for human btw!!
0 likesWhen I was a kid, I had a really weird obsession with hot chocolate, but I’d hate drinking it out of dark colored mugs. It either had to be a white mug or just poured into a glass cup because I was “scared of the skeleton in the bottom when I finish drinking.” Needless to say, that “skeleton” was just my distorted reflection 😂
0 likesAre messy buns replacing Dodie yellow as your new trademark??
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Nothing can ever replace dodie yellow; they can only accompany dodie yellow.
44 likesPlz no I don't like it 😭
4 likesAdele Parli lol me neither, it reminds me of what all the popular girls looked like c. 2014 in my school (yikes). I always thought it was ridiculous and imagined a tiny little goblin nesting inside them that controlled them like in men in black 😂
3 likesI was actually so similar to you as a child! Obviously not everything is the same but almost all of it was similar. I too was a pyromaniac only I set a rug on fire, thankfully I managed to blow it out as well.
2 likeshaha, so when I was around four years old I was convinced that I was a mermaid and could breathe underwater. I thought I would test it out. It did not go well... 😂
1 likewho else is binging all of dodie’s videos after her musical scrapbook video and looking for all the lyrics???
3 likeswhat a clever cookie
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Nikki Hay +
0 likesmake more videos like this you’re a good storyteller
0 likeson friday i can add "she" to my crying playlist and i'm very excited about it
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she smells like lemongrass and sleep
2 likesshe tastes like apple juice and peach
you would find her
in a polaroid picture
cos she
means everything to me
You were even more adorable as a kid than you are now! Cant wait for Human!
0 likesThat beautiful harmony in the beginning❤️
1 likeI remember when I was little there used to be days in primary school where everyone would try and get these two random people to get married and everyone would make a big thing about it and use “magical powers” to make a really nice wedding for them. My year were really strange.
0 likesYou don’t understand how bloody excited I am to be seeing you live like ahhhhh
0 likesOmg I love you and I love that you’re also (kinda) Polish amd have a polish grandfather who feeds you weird shit - mine would tell me something’s beef/chicken and would feed me kangaroo or crocodile or something 😂 also thank you for being such an amazing human AND I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR EP !!!!! ❤️
1 likeI can listen to your voice all day. There's nothing like it. I didn't get the video clip but your songs are fascinating as usual. You're inspiring
0 likesSounds like a pretty normal childhood 😅 (also can't wait for the ep)
0 likesI actually did the exact same thing in primary school, except I had a magical amulet that gave me the ability to change into any animal, and everyone loved me for it. It was great 😂
0 likesThe bun is here and it is thriving
312 likesI was slightly freaked out when you said "Frankie" but now I can have you saying my name anytime I want and that is wonderful because your voice is so nice and soothing
0 likesI would look out the window at night and hum just like you. 💕
0 likesDodie, the washing the private area had my first laugh of the day. That story was great. Omg
0 likesI remember doing the magical power thing, but actually all of my friends thought we had magical powers, and the whole premise was all of us controlled an element (pretty sure we took this from a book), and we would literally go to the park for hours until we were 10-11 and just imagine we were fighting monsters and saving the world. (I also had an obsession with fire, so my element was fire lmfao)
0 likesthere was this Disney movie called bednobs and broomsticks but I couldn’t say that so I called it dob dobs and and we saw the actress in said movie and 4 year old Bella ran up to her and screamed at her DOB DOBS and my mum looked at her in pure embarrassment and that is my first memory lol
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AGh I love that movie!
1 likePenneNeptune WHAT A LEGEND
1 likeyou seem happy and honestly that's just all I want for you
0 likesYou are my favorite person on YouTube also you being so open about your sexuality has helped me come to terms with my being gay so thank you
0 likesi swear dodie can make anything and everything she does sound interesting and funny
0 likessilently waits for you to hit one million subscribers
0 likesYour videos help me through hard times, they always have. Much love always 💛
Making a Build-A-Bear is literally the most magical process ever!
45 likesYes yes yes yesssss getting to know things we didn’t know before 🧡
0 likes"some like child psychologist is gonna look into this and be like .. hm .. interesting .."
1 likeDon´t worry dodie, as a soon to be child care professional, I can say that you were a pretty normal kid ^^
When I was 9, I wrote out the lyrics to this is me from camp rock & I sung it to my then crush in the school playground and pretended I wrote it myself 😂🤦🏼♀️ he must’ve lived under a rock bc he believed me hahaha
1 likeHer harmonies in the beginning of her videos give me so much life
0 likesI just drooled all over myself when you talked about that public shower part 😂😂
0 likesDODIE THE EP IS AMAZING. Like, seriously amazing. I can't stop listening to it. The songs She and Burned Out are ESPECIALLY ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. (I mean, I already knew they were incredible.) BUT THE RECORDINGS ARE INCREDIBLE. Bahhh I have no words.
0 likes"Ox tongue", I choked on that!
0 likesAlso YAS NEW EP!!!!! 💜💙💜💙
I got so excited when she said her grandpa was Polish and I expected that he'd give them some pierogi, bigos or whatever, but no. And now everyone thinks Poles eat ox tongues. Thanks Dodie
0 likeswAs this cHild dOiN
439 likesaM jus wAshiN mA arEas m’Am
I used to do the music video thing as well!!! Glad I’m not alone. Love your videos <3
0 likesI love your imagination, very similar to mine and my sisters. Your childhood sounds very normal to me! (Except washing your genitals in a public shower; that bit's a little weird! xD )
0 likeswhen i used to get mad at my mum, i'd say i was going to love with 'margaret from down the road' and go and pack my bags. margaret didn't exist and to this day i don't know why that was the name that i chose or why i had such a vivid belief that she really existed
3 likesWe once made midnight brownies when I was 11-12 and cleaned up so well my friends mom had no idea and didn't quite believe us when we bragged about it the next morning
0 likesyou always seem to make my day. your hair and voice and face and hand motions r so cute
39 likes“But I was obsessed with like fire, I was one of those kids” I’m actually dying laughing because same! Me and my sister used to have this club called ‘secret candle club’ where my parents thought we just sat around a candle and told secrets and sang songs. We did that but at the same time staring at the fire and my sisters hair falling in every now and then and setting on fire. We stopped the club when it burnt my favourite bookmark and I was sad.
0 likes“I guess it was self defence?!” I see u dodie 😂🥰
0 likesSometimes when I can’t sleep I put on longer videos of dodie talking because her voice has this cadence and is very soothing to me.
0 likesi love you more than anything you’re the sweetest bean in the universe.💕💗💞
0 likesSO EXCITED FOR YOUR EP!
64 likesWho’s with me?!
Everyone: where's magical dodie?!
1 likeDodie: hey... Hey guys...
Everyone: hey dodie
I know it may sound silly but when I heard "my granddad is polish," I smiled broadly. I'm from Poland and it's just so lovely that your grandfather is from here, Poland can not wait for you! And love you with our polish hearts ♥
0 likesOMG DODIE, you have to know that I am from Chile and the obvious thing is that your art cross the entire world to arrive to south America. As your fan I can tell you that I freaking love u girl, nice video btw <3
0 likesMan, I was a pretty weird kid too..
1 likeWhen I went to bed I would face the wall, close my eyes and imagine my wall covered in CD's that were numbered 1-30. Every night I would pick one and each one was a different dream.
Can't believe I'm sharing this with the internet.
wOAH the little harmonies at the beginning were such a good surprise
90 likesI bought your album bundle and I am so excited!
0 likesIt's so crazy to me how many of those things I also did as a child (or something similar) like we live in completely different places and had entirely different upbringings and yet we still had similar day dreams as children
0 likesWhen I was a kid, I had a theory that there was still school on the weekends but like everyone I knew collectively agreed to lie to me about it.
1 likeAfter hearing the magical dodie story now i want dodie cast as the 14th doctor
0 likesI enjoyed secretly dancing ballet in my living room when no one was watching. This day I was doing spins and I bumped into a desk and dropped a lot of glass stuff. Turns out my mom was secretly watching me secretly dance and not so secretly break everything
0 likeswhenever i was in a pool in an inner tube i would spin around in it and imagine that i lived inside it, and would have to run circles in it whenever someone was spinning it like i did.
1 likeDodie, i just love how your mind is working.🙆
0 likesYou can make somany beatiful things up i just love everything you said about having powers and pretending your in a spaceship👽🚀🌌
It just takes me back to all the good times when i was younger😄❤
I was really obsessed with Douglas Adams stuff as a kid because my dad had a lot of his books lying around and the original Hitchhikers Guide TV series and Radio series.
0 likesI also used to write a lot about all sorts of random shite and create a lot of my own weird worlds. I'm a music journalist now, go figure hahaha.
please do a lil updated room tour dodie!! i have the same bed cover and i’m inspired to redecorate my room, and i love the little glimpses we get of your room in your videos!
0 likeslol I came back here and I'm reading all of the funny anecdotes and all I can add is that I used to torture ants when I was like 6.
1 likeI find it so entertaining that you guys would “iron” out her bed like what a cute gesture
0 likesSimilar to your candle story, I was also obsessed with fire. I really liked lighting matches and watching them burn all the way down, sometimes I would gather a bunch of old matches and try to set them all on fire to watch them all burn at once.
0 likesBut one day (I think I was about ten) that wasn't satisfiying enough for me, so I grabbed a tissue, set it on fire, and dropped it.
What I hadn't anticipated was how quickly the tissue would burn, so I was still holding it when I set it on fire. It startled me, and I dropped it on the ground. Now, I was doing this in the living room (because that's where the matches and the candles where) and it was fairly late at night. I don't remember the exact time, but everyone in my family was either in their rooms or asleep (i mean, if they were asleep they would be in their room, but... You get my point). No-one knew I was doing this, so I started panicking thinking the house was gonna burn down.
Interesting note about the living room at that time, we had the carpet, then this scratch mat on top in one area (because we had cats), thankfully it was on this area I dropped the tissue. Most of the tissue had burnt away, but there were still a couple of embers, I remember I was too scared to blow on it (because blowing on it feeds the flames, I learnt that in cubs) and I wasn't wearing shoes or socks, so I couldn't stamp on it.
And if memory serves correctly, I, in my infinite wisdom, attempted to smother it with a pillow. Which must have worked, because the house didn't burn down. I cleared up the matches and the tissue, and went to bed. Haven't litten a tissue on fire since.
I just.... I just like the sound of your voice. ☺️
0 likesWhen I was little I fantasised about having magical powers but I wanted to burn down the school with all the teachers and students I didn't like in it and everyone who thought it was a bad idea would be set on fire. I also thought about being able to teleport and in the middle of assembly I would imagine teleporting away to a beach with my friends... I hated school
1 likewhen i was had these little characters and worlds that i would escape to when i was bored (think imaginary friends but there’s these scenarios with them inside your head, so realistic it could be a movie) and i recently realized it hadn’t really stopped since i was a tot. so i looked it up and asked a professional and turns out it’s called maladaptive daydreaming! i still do it and ive seen a lot of people describing it on this comment section so i thought id mention it!
1 likei love this! my mom tricked me into eating cow tongue once and i just about vommed lol
0 likesWhen I was a child (kinda also now) . I used to pretend I was famous and answer interview questions about my new movie or album lol anyone else ...
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Bruh..... I still do that....
13 likesI still do that 😂 and I do it all with a English accent
14 likesNgl I still do that, it’s a good way to cheer yourself up when you feel demotivated
9 likesSame here🙊🙈
0 likesRight? Whenever I feel sad I imagine myself 5 years from now saying “oh yes that was a rough time, but I got through it” and then the audience claps lmao it’s so melodramatic
12 likes@Jo Guevara same
1 likeI used to dance on my coffee table and sing to all the Miley Cyrus CDs and pretend I was a famous pop star and Hannah Montana was my best friend
0 likes@haylee me and my friend would do this to selena gomez songs. And she had a very stable big couch table which was our stage and then we would close the curtains and turn on thos little disco lights that kids have. It was so cool ^^
0 likestotally still do it now...
0 likesDodie is so cute it makes me cry😭💘
0 likesMe and my two friends when I was around 10 years old were always playing medieval fantasy make-believe. There was construction happening next door and so we found these large river rocks. My friends were convinced they were elves and that these rocks were dragon eggs. One of my friends actually had a fit and started crying because if she left her “dragon egg” alone then it would die. Meanwhile I didn’t want to spend the whole afternoon watching a rock in her closet so I was temporarily shunned by them because I “didn’t believe”.
0 likesAnyone else coming Back to her videos after The arms unfolding announcement and trying to pick up The singing?
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0 likesOne of my bed time rituals when I was younger was to pretend I was going to a blockbusters and picking a “movie” starring me (ex: I was a mermaid princess or I was a badass witch) and I would try my hardest to dream about it. Never really worked due to my mild insomnia that kept me awake :( oh well 😊
0 likesWoah! I just reheard the "self-defense"! Great job hiding it, I had no idea!
3 likesI seriously thought you were wearing glitter under your eyes and then I realized it’s actually makeup, small spots and bright lighting. The point is, you are a really beautiful human.
0 likesThis is so cute I love this video 💖 I love you. And your ep. I promise I will buy it soon bc I can’t live without it
0 likesWhen I was a child I was also really into candles and wax and fire and one day I started making like a little campfire out of matches in one of those metal tins small candles come in and the heat melted a permanent bubble in the fake-wood table and I wasn't allowed near candles anymore.
0 likesThis video made me feel like I just had a conversation with dodie..... It's magic how she does that!
10 likesI love this so much can you please make more?
0 likesdodie, stop seducing me with your childhood stories
1 likeWhen I was younger I would sneak into the garden with a piece of bread and my nan's lighter to make toast. I relate to the fire thing a lot.
0 likesHow do you have this many memories from your childhood??
1 likeI love the way you speak! You’re kind of magic
0 likesI love you Dodie ❤️
1 like"Set tissue on ~fire~" was that a lyric to your new song Dodie, it sounded very musical haha
1 likeNot even two minutes in and I'm dying of laughter!
0 likesAlready pre ordered it!! And loads of your merch!!
0 likesWhen I was a child my Nan and grandad owned a narrow boat. I remember I used to sit out the front with my Nan and stand up and yell at my grandad whenever we went through tunnels. Other times I would pretend to ‘see’ Ariel in the water 😂😂
0 likesthis made me smile sm!! i have solo and ensemble on friday and will be occupied with that all day but i promise i’ll listen when i get home!! i’ve been waiting for your ep for FOREVER! ly <3
0 likeswho else is going back and listening for hidden lyrics? SNEAKY DODIE
1 likewhen i was little, dogs would walk by our house and i’d run to the window, pounding my fists on the glass screaming “DOGDOGDOGDOGDOG” like a demon
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I just died laughing
1 likepleeeeease can we have some more dodie asmr. loved the video btw :))
1 likethis was so fun to look at, thank you
0 likesDodie. You’re so adorable. And younger you was also adorable. WHY WTH I LOVE YOUUUU🤩🤩
0 likesI used to walk into my room as if I was entering the set of a talk show. I would sit on my bed and answer 'questions' about the 'movie I was in.'
0 likessingle tear rolls down cheek one day
When I was a little kid I would stick my hands out of the car window every time we drove by a puddle because I wanted to catch a bird (I think I did this because I saw the barbie rapunzel movie and she put her hand in a painting and she brought out a bird so somehow I associated paintings with puddles)
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Erin. K I love that movie so much
1 likeclaaryeyes same! It was so good!!
0 likesOmg the Barbie movies are the best!! My favourite is probably the princess and the pauper because it’s really bad but in a hilarious way and the songs are iconic
0 likesempty sky I know that was my favourite too
0 likesI watched a whole TickTock ad just 4 u ❤️ wonderful video dodie!
0 likesin relation to dodie’s candle story ,
0 likesi was one of those strange “let me play with fire” children too . i had a small turtle candle from my cousin . one day, being the stupid child i was , i placed a napkin on top of the candle ( keep in mind , the candle was lit ) . so the napkin caught on fire and being the stupid child i was (x2) , i dropped the napkin onto my carpet and lit a patch of my floor on fire . i had a water bottle beside my bed so i threw the remaining water onto the fire and put it out . when my parents asked me what the burning smell was , i said the turtle candle smelled like something was burning and i walked out of my parent’s with a smug smirk on my face and a patch of burnt carpet on my bedroom floor .
this was years ago , the burnt carpet is still visible , and my parents don’t know a thing .
When I was little me, my cousin, and my sister (mostly me) took all my stuffed animals and made an animal shelter for them and had a little notebook where I wrote down all the names of every animal and pretended we ran the shelter and rescued the animals
0 likesone time when I was around 4 or 5, I was watching my older sister (who i idolized) as she got ready to go out. and she wet her brush to untangle her curls. me being the idiot i am, wanted to do everything that she did. sooo i got my brush then hurried to my mom and asked her for chocolate milk. she made me the chocolate milk without really questioning anything. But then when she left I started DUNKING my brush into the glass of chocolate milk and began to brush my hair with it. Needless to say, I was a weird kid.
0 likesone time when I was around 4 or 5, I was watching my older sister (who i idolized) as she got ready to go out. and she wet her brush to untangle her curls. me being the idiot i am, wanted to do everything that she did. sooo i got my brush then hurried to my mom and asked her for chocolate milk. she made me the chocolate milk without really questioning anything. But then when she left I started DUNKING my brush into the glass of chocolate milk and began to brush my hair with it. Needless to say, I was a weird kid.
0 likesWhen I was younger I was an only child so I had a wild imagenation and I once pretended I was climbing a mountain to watch the sun set by climbing up a book shelf and I managed to break the shelf and pull the bookshelf down on myself and I ended up breaking my arm and nose, lucking it only had thin child books so I wasn't crushed by books...
3 likesIt is weirdly comforting for me to know that someone else on this earth fantasized about both being in a sad music video during late night rainy car-rides AND nearly dying using magic energy to save the whole school
0 likesCouldn’t stop smiling while watching this
0 likesWhen i was little (like reeeaally young) i thought the real world used to be in black and white because all the old films/videos from like 100 years ago were black in white.. was i the only one who thought that? 😂
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0 likeshahaha i did too! And it really made me confused when they said that that wasn't the case because I had watched Wizard Of Oz when I was little and thought that somehow, throughout the process of filming it, colour started to 'bleed' into the world (I didn't realize when the colours had abruptly appeared in the movie XD )
1 likeI also used thoroughly wash my “area” by doing a handstand and leaning my legs against the wall.
0 likesI don’t really remember doing this so I’m not sure if I ever fell but I remember my mom freaking because she saw me do it. Definitely not safe to do handstands in the shower!
that first story honestly made me cackle, my family is asleep, you can’t do this to me
0 likesalso: i’m sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited for the human ep!!!
I FOUND THE CRIME FROM “OLD PARTNER IN CRIME IM GOING TO TRY” AHH ARMS UNFOLDING WAS SO GENIUS DODIE YOU’RE AMAZING
0 likesNot even 10 seconds into the video I already love it
0 likesOMG the shower story!!!! I can't stop laughing hahahaha
0 likeswhen i started first grade i was SO excited. my school had these really cool monkey bars that curved in the middle and on the first day of school i discovered i was the only one who couldn't do them so my parents drove me to school in the evening so i could practice. i tried SO HARD but i kept looking down and falling into the mulch. so at the end of the week, when i finally got it, my little baby legs were all covered in scabs. i went on to be the best at monkey bars ;)
0 likesWhen I was a kid I found a container that my parents were keeping my and my sisters baby teeth in. And instead of assuming that maybe the toothfairy wasnt real I assumed that my parents were serial killers and kept the teeth as trophies. I believed this was true for 3 years until someone told me the toothfairy wasnt real, so instead of being upset I was so relieved that my parents weren't murderers.
0 likesMy family and I watched movies In my parents room every night so we brought our beddings from our bedrooms upstairs. My sister, brother, and I were walking down the stairs in with our humongous pieces of beddings with me in the front of the line and I dropped a pillow and my sister and brother FELL DOWN THE STAIRS LIKE DOMINOS. I can officially say I broke my sister’s arm
0 likesI used to eat animal biscuits.
2 likesI found the cat ones tastier than the dog ones though.
Sameeee about the playing-a-video-game at the park thing! I used to love the freedom that came with playing all by myself. I remember we had this large baseball field around which was a pathway that no less than 2 kids were allowed to walk round (grade 1) because it was near a forest and there were supposedly raccoons. I begged this one teacher to let me walk alone in the woods (not really "woods" but ykwim) and she asked me "do you have anyone else to walk with?" I said "...I have my imaginary friends?" But she didn't allow it :( but next time round i'd asked a different teacher (like a lil smart cookie) and thought id fooled her by my imaginary friend trick- and i genuinely had many imaginary friends that I would talk to (rn i jus talk to myself instead or pretend im in an interview) and I had never been happier. Fun times
0 likesOhhh I used to do karate when I was younger, I got to a blue belt, too. Just re-started two weeks ago. The palm-of-the-hand-thing can actually damage the brain and lead to death, I never really liked that one.
0 likesdodie, you're cute and I've been watching your videos for quite a long time. So excited for your new ep!
Interesting fact: I have never broken a single bone in my body, I have gotten a lot of bruises though :)
1 likeYou are the purest of humans.
0 likesWhen I was little, I apparently used to put on little shows for my Nan. I'd hide behind the curtain and wait for my intro and then out I'd come. I have no memory of doing this at all.
i literally had the exact same fantasy as you with being the only magic kid in school. i think i was usually a superhero in mine but there would be some huge threat that only i could stop & it was like my favorite daydream ever. i also used to convince myself that i went to "spy school" at night like a double-life situation. the only way to get there was by jetpack
0 likesWhen I was really young I got to play Mary in the local church’s nativity but when one of the shepards came up and tried to touch the plastic Jesus doll I shouted ‘get off, that’s my baby’ and pushed him over before running off with the doll
1 likeA little while ago I was in the backseat of our car and my dad was driving my brother and I up to the lake (one of the finger lakes in NY, my grandmother owns a little cottage on the lakefront that her children take their families to often) and it was nighttime and the radio was on to some station that played acoustic covers of pop songs and it was raining and it was just do peaceful and safe feeling that I felt like a little kid again, like I was four years old, and it was so nice.
0 likesEdit: Not quite sure why I wrote this. I suppose I thought of it when dodie said about riding in the backseat of the car at night as a child.
As a small child I wanted a seashell bra for some reason, so I asked for a ‘chest like the little mermaid’s’ for Christmas.
0 likesAnother time I completely covered my bedroom in talc and tried to convince my mum that it snowed.
Words can't describe how excited I am for your human EP😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
0 likeswhat a pure little being you are, even with all the crab positions.
0 likescame here to find the secret hidden song bits and absolutely pissed myself at "go forth make a teddy bear" dodie u've made my day and i love u
0 likesI love staring out the window at night, specially if it's raining. and listening to music, and letting nostalgia wash over me. quite fun and calming actually, i've done that ever since i was like 8? 13 and tradition still going strong
15 likesedit: okAy i'm gonna say a childhood story. let's go bois
it was my second year of choir camp, back in 2015- i was 10. i had just met my best friend, somebody who is still one of my best friends to this day. anyways, during polar bear swim (one of the 3 morning activities before breakfast, basically you go down to the lake and swim and normally it's really cold, hence the polar bear part), free time, and at waterfront night we would always go down to the lake and play mermaids together. quite normal, for a 10 year old and almost 10 year old (she was 9 still, birthday's not until october, i still never let go of the fact i'm older than her lol). but, on land when we would take a break to build sandcastles and stuff, she would transform into a fairy, and i would transform into a wizard- she wasn't into harry potter just yet, meanwhile i was starting to get obsessed. it was so much fun, and we would do it no matter what. i remember one day it was cold, probably in the 60s F, and we were the only two at the lake during free time (of course two counselors were there too watching us), and i remember as soon as we got back to the cabin from changing, it started raining, luckily we didn't have to wait outside in the rain for dinner. that was a fun time :D
When I was in 1st grade, I broke my collar bone by hanging upside down on one of those igloo looking metal domes with bars. When I showed up to school in a sling, the teachers were convinced I was faking because another girl was also wearing one?? I’ve been confused since
0 likesAnd now you did the car crying thing again for the bulid a problem visual album!😍
0 likesTHIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE
0 likesOMG when you told that story about the ox tongue all my memories came flooding back. My great Grandpa is Czechoslovakian and makes all kinds of weird food. So when I was about eight or nine he sat me down at the dining room table and told me "try this" so I did. He did not inform me till an hour later that I had eaten cow tongue. I knew it had to be something strange because you could feel the taste buds in your mouth while you were chewing it, very disgusting😂
0 likesWhen I was little, I went to my grandma's once for a while when my parents were away or something, and she gave me a banana. I didn't know where the trash was and I was too scared to ask, so I left it behind her TV on the floor. She found it and she was so mad at meee ahaha and tbh that's some shit I'd still do-- too anxious to ask where the trash is, find somewhere else for it
0 likesI know you’re super busy being a super star beautiful musician but I miss you and wish you were more active on YouTube but it just makes the videos you do upload ever so special ❤️ ily
0 likesI remember in primary school, there were those little play houses on the play ground and my friend and I made an Ice Cream Shop. The gravel was strawberry, the dirt was chocolate and the gravel WITH strawberries was vanilla, oddly. I also remember having turf wars over that house when other kids would take over...and I also remember my friend beating up another kid for taking our ice cream shop in my honor needless to say I was shook (before shook was invented)
0 likesEdit: and the kids' payment was woodchips from the ground. How I never got any splinters, we'll never know
feel you on the candle thing
0 likesthis one time i threw a bunch of matches into a burning tealight and then the whole wax caught on fire and blowing wouldnt extinguish it so i just let it burn down and was like "oh well good, nothing happened"... except the tealight stood on my dad's wooden table and left a giant burnmark on it x)
When I was younger( and even today) everybody told me that I swim beautifully weird. When I swim my body full turns on to a mermaid. I’m not pretending to be a mermaid I AM THE MERMAID. I could hold my breathe the longest, I swam the fastest and my whole body would move up and down like the girls from H2O when they swam. And I never really grew out of it 😂
0 likesfor a little time i had no idea my brother was my brother i just thought he was some cool dude who lived with us XD idk why
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Jewwy Meek pffff!! I can’t stop laughing! 🤣
1 likeI really loved this wow feelin calmer already
0 likesA thing that I did when I was little is that I would imagine myself in a drama movie like The Great Gatsby or something but change the storyline to how I wanted to go and then I would always draw my characters to the way I wanted them to be lmao.
0 likesAnd then I also still have solo arguments with annoying people or just my parents in the shower. Once, there was this lady in a museum and I was looking at some Van Gogh and she quite rudely demanded me to move over or something, I don't really remember now I was like 9 back then, and still to this day, I argue with her and regret how I said nothing and how I should've clocked her lmao
one time my brother threw a frisbee at me when i wasn't ready and i had a black eye for a while lmaoo
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I know the feeling...when I was like 10 we had our cousins over for Thanksgiving and we were playing frisbee and my cousin threw it and it hit me in lip so hard that I couldnt eat Thanksgiving dinner
2 likesI remember when I was at my cousin's Halloween party and my other cousin shot me in the eye with a nerf gun and gave me a black eye lol
1 likeOne time our class took a field trip to a camp for three days and there was a field that had a bunch of balls, frisbees and jump ropes. So me and my friend were playing frisbee and I accidentally hit this women in the face (she was fine) and I was just standing there mortified at what just happened so my friend had to apologize for me. Later that day a random frisbee hit me in the face and I got a black eye.
2 likeshow hard did he throw the frisbee??
1 likeWhen I was little (probably about 3-4) I was chasing my brother around our house. For me it was just for fun and games, like a game of tag. Apparently he didn’t take it that way and started to get freaked out and ran into his room (at the end of a long hallway). He slammed the door behind him, right before I reached it and without enough time to stop. My eye was the same level as the doorknob and it made contact as I ran full force into it. I had a black eye for several days afterward. Even though I was so young I can still remember the incident vividly.
2 likes"wHAt tHE FUcc riCHard"
2 likesLODisamazing i had a sleepover with my 3 best friends on a double bed and i woke up with a black eye :') apparently one of them hit me when i was asleep
1 likeI have two older brothers, my childhood was full of fun.
1 likeI absolutely loved this.
0 likesOne time, when I was a kid. I was a wee lad. I was only in 2nd grade. Yep, I was pretty tough stuff. I remember we had a bin outside of our classroom that everyone would put their toys into at the beginning of the day that they wanted to bring to recess. And I brought my Spiderman action figure from my Spiderman 2 train set. I was so excited to play with Spiderman, and to show everyone that I loved Spiderman. He had magnets, and I was going to stick him to the big toy (our large, green playground) and everyone would be like, "whoa, he can stick to things." But eventually, recess came around.. And I went out to grab Spidey, and he wasn't there.. so I was sad for a second, and then I completely forgot about it and went and played lightsabers or something with the other kids.. in which I lost multiple limbs mind you...
After recess, we all came back inside to put our toys away, and I saw one kid (I don't even remember who this was) putting my Spiderman toy back in the bin. You might have had mercy on him in this moment, and thought, "everyone loves Spiderman, I can't blame him. Maybe I could make a friend and we would bond over our love for Spiderman!" But not me. I thought, "I could really teach this kid a very important life lesson he'll never forget." And I walked up to him and said, "You really shouldn't play with things that aren't yours, and you really shouldn't borrow things without asking." I scolded him, and I felt good. And he walked away kinda sad and kinda sorry. And to this day I kind of regret being such a bad parent to that other kid at just the age of seven..
When I was little, my brother convinced me to lay down on top of a blanket and fly down the stairs. It wasn't exactly the best protection
0 likesdodie! looking out the window and pretending to be in a music video.. I used to do the exact same thing! Also I would pretend I was a character in a book or a movie and I would narrate (in third person) everything I did in my head as went lol
0 likesAnyone one else dying waiting for the new EP?????
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Sophia Wilson mEeEeEeEee
1 likeWaking up to this , just send me back. All I did was with my dad n bro. But my dad is dead now. Crying now😢. Thanks dodie
0 likesWatching this again and now I hear bits and pieces of Arms Unfolding! Hahahahah
1 likeI was an only child and I wanted to have a running race with my dad but he didn't want to so I told him that there's an imaginary boy running next to me, so I did a lap around the field and came back and asked my dad who won 😂
0 likes“Self defense”
5 likesFlash to the future 😉
When I was a kid I was burning one of those tiny tea leaf candles in my bedroom. Apparently no one had told me that you can’t put out candles with water 🙄 (how would I know) and so I poured some water from my drink bottle onto the candle and the fire jumped onto the vase of flowers sitting next to it 😂 I was SO confused and freaking out like what the heck do I do and why did this happen?! The flame luckily ended up going out on it’s own. Safe to say I never forgot you can’t use water to put out many fires again...
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wait what. i thought water shouldn't be used to put out electric fires. But what's wrong with a small tea light!??
13 likesitmesneha I get why you’d think that cos it was my reasoning behind using the water. But hot wax is like a grease fire on a stovetop. The application of water just makes the fire spread to the surrounding area (anything that will burn).
8 likesOh... so that’s how I set fire to my bed
2 likesBob Eighteen you what?
0 likesOne time in prinary school, one of the kids in my grade got his head stuck in between the monkey bars.
1 likeThey had to cut off the bars to get his head out
I used to sew pieces of fabric together to make clothes for my teddies :)
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2 likesi did the same thing when I was younger, except I got so scared when the tissue caught fire, that I ran into the bathroom and threw it in the toilet. needless to say, I didn’t play with fire and tissues again
love the human ep, and so glad you put bitter content
0 likesyour comedic delivery is so great
0 likescan't wait for your new ep I'M SO EXCITED
0 likesI actually laughed out loud at this
0 likesMe, my sisters , and our two friends used to play this game called Benjamin Kill Dude. Whenever my family would go over to their house, once it got dark, we would turn off all the lights, and one of our friends Benjamin would chase us around the dark house. The thing is, though, that he wouldn’t just chase us, he would chase us with a giant ass nerf gun that could hold like a hundred bullets. It was completely stupid and unsafe, but holy heck we loved it lol
3 likesMe and my best friend used to play a game when we were in the playground and it started raining, we would pretend that if we got touched by the water we would turn into mermaids so whenever it rained we had to run below trees so we didn’t get wet. It was the most fun game ever!
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Sounds similar to h2o xD
2 likeshihi nope ngl that’s probably where the idea came from 😂
0 likesI remember that when I was little and me and my sister played games, when my parents called us down for lunch we would still act as the characters with our fake american accents while we were eating lunch... We were weird
0 likesI used to have 2 imaginary friends and play games with them. I would play memory and then would sit on the seats of each person that was playing and get into character and try to win for each character haha.
0 likesKnew I wasn’t the only person who did the “pretending I was in a video game” thing 😂
0 likesDODIE I JUST GOT AN AD FOR OUR EP AND IT SCARED ME BC I THOUGHT IT WAS MY MUSIC JUST MAGICALLY PLAYING 😂😂 luv you so much ❤️❤️
1 likeOMG me and my brother had a similar game to frankie! We used to stand on the edge of the bed and fall down doing silly voices etc and it literally went on for hours like you said it’s funny how kids brains get entertained on so little
0 likesI know a lot of people have been making fun of your messy bun hair recently, but I genuinely want a hair tutorial from you. I would love to see all your recent hairstyles :) also congrats on the ep! <3
0 likesI was also obsessed with fire, i one time took my blue pal and set twigs and dry grass in it then put a match to it. I had to grab the hose and quickly put it out, it was melting my pal :(
0 likesTHE CRYING IN THE CAR THING IS SOMETHING I LITERALLY DID EVERYTIME I WAS IN A CAR ON A NIGHT
0 likescould listen to these stories for hours
0 likesSo psyched for your EP!!
0 likesYES. I used to think I had the power to move things with my mind
0 likes"Go forth make a bear" brilliant 😂
0 likesdodie you are amazing you are so beautiful and an amazing singer! thanks for lifting my spirits whenever i feel down. ❤️
9 likesall the lyrics in this : 0:15 crime, 1:08 without, 2:11 a little, 3:19 live, 4:10 died, 6:11 fire, 6:29 self defence, 6:34 attack, 6:59 walls, 7:35 fall, 8:06 trust, 8:15 you
0 likeswhen I was 6 or 7, my sister and I were outside on the concrete waiting for school to start. Well, my sister pushed me and I fell face first, slamming my nose on the pavement. I looked down and my hands and clothes were absolutely covered in blood. blood was coming out if my nose and mouth and everybody was gathered around in a circle, watching me. For the rest of the school year I would have the worst nosebleeds, sometimes forcing me to leave school.
0 likesWhen I was a kid I used to belive that pollen in flowers was like a hidding place for gnomes and fairies and so I did cry once 'cause my brother jumped on top of a daisy
0 likes(I was very weird, and still am, but not that way)
why r u the bestest story teller of all time im dying of laughter
0 likesthe damn ironing the bed story had me ROLLING.
0 likesIdk why I just remembered this but in Year 5 we saved a whole lot of tadpoles and had to raise them. Only a few survived in to froghood but the first one was named Bob. This happened when everyone had to put a name in to a hat and then our teacher drew a few out of it. We then had to vote on which name we wanted. One of the names was "Bob" and the entire class started chanting for it so our frog was called Bob. Others were then put in the tank but I don't remember their names. Bob died because he was the smallest frog and the others bullied him. It was the saddest moment of Year 5 ngl.
0 likesMy friends and I would play this game called "Do you love me?" When witch we could only say the phrase "do you love me" to try and make the other person laugh. If you laughed you lost the game.
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LilyBell Thomas awe I used to play that as well
1 likeDodie,
0 likesyou are actually the most adorable person ever i stg
when I was a little kid I found some packs of pads and tampons in the bathroom cupboard and I had no idea what they were but I was fuckin fascinated by them, and I used to sneak to the cupboard and take one out pretty much every time I went to the bathroom for literally no reason other than the fact I really liked taking the wrapping off and trying to work out what they were lmao
0 likesI love hearing about her brother
0 likesWhen I was a kid I really wanted to be mermaid so bad that I talked my mom into making me a mermaid tail that I would wear when I went swimming
1 likeMy freshman year I was doing backstage for a show and accidentally lit my hair on fire from a candle while reaching over the table onstage. Needless to say I am very afraid of fire now. My friend still calls me Katniss
0 likesaw i got so happy when i got the notification! you're such a lovely human, i adore you!!
23 likesalso i used to walk around my house with a notebook like a private detective and note down what my family members are doing without letting them see me and describing objects around the house like its a crime scene. (Im a criminal justice major now so funny how life works)
0 likeswhenever i was in the car, i’d look out the window and pretend there was a cheetah trying to keep up with the car. i’d imagine it jumping onto the roof of other cars to rest and darting around signs and such
0 likesThis made me miss being a child sm like the simplest things would entertain u and i did like hslf the stuff in this vid. Like the ironing the bed thing was the most satisfying thing
0 likesYayyy. Thank you Dodie <3
0 likesAll through elementary school I had one friend who didn’t even go to the same school as me, never fit in and was always shy. I was always the kid that spent all my time reading because I loved it and had no friends. I would spend my summers walking/biking to the library from my house to get the 6 books I was allowed to check out and would read them all within a week or two. Anyway, the trail on the way to the library was super pretty, lots of flowers and plants and trees, squirrels and rabbits running around, a pretty stream, it was awesome. And I always pretended it was a magical land that I had made up like in bridge to terabithia and I used to write in this little diary about all the people that lived there that were my friends and shit 😬😊
0 likesOne time I did a love spell, which included reading a poem thing by candle light. I set the paper of fire by accident, panicked, threw it in trash. Problem solved? NOPE. The trash can was filled with tissues and paper scraps and it set on fire. OOPS. (The spell did not work)
0 likesDODIE I LOVE U thank u for inspiring me to make my own channel ur the bestest ahhh
0 likesgoing to build a bear was definitely a very intimate n loving process 🤧
0 likesthe pool thing reminds me of how when I go to the indoor pool at the gym to swim laps I make up stories for the other people swimming there. when I was younger, I'd swim in the family pool and find other kids to play mermaid games with. One time I met this girl who would go with her mom, who would bring coins to the pool with them. The girl and I would close our eyes and her mom would throw the coin somewhere in the pool and the two of us would have to go find it.
0 likesyou are actually the cutest human ever and i love your music and videos
0 likesI remember in 1st or 2nd grade I pushed this kid off the swing so I could get on it. There was also this time when I was in the car with my stuffed animal (it was a dog) and I remember sticking it's head out the window right as my mum rolled up said window. I almost cried
0 likesI love your imagination so much!
0 likesThat little tune is literally my favourite bit of the eyebrows video
24 likesOmg a very similar thing happened with me with the candle thing. My brother and I used to always light small pieces of fabric on fire with a candle and immediately blow it out. It kinda became a habit of mine whenever I lit a candle. One day, when I was probably about 9, I was about to take a bath and I lit a candle. Because it was a habit, I picked up a napkin that was sitting in the bathroom for some reason and lit it on fire without thinking, but instead of a tiny flame that usually accompanies the fabric, the whole napkin was ablaze in less than a second. I freaked tf out and threw it in the sink and turned on the faucet but it would not go out. After frantically blowing on it for like 30 seconds it finally went out. I never anything with a candle again lol.
0 likesWhen I was 2 I used to sing ABBA too and I sung the album 😂😂 there are videos of me doing it lol
1 likeYour brows look so good omg also, I love your long hair 🥰
0 likesMe and my best friend used to have this weird role playing phase where we pretended to be jesus’ sisters?? Daughters?? Idk man.. and we’d be sent on these missions to earth to just live as ‘normal’ teenagers (we had very interesting ideas on what teenagers did with their life).
0 likesfrom year 2 to year 6, me and one of my best friends from primary school created this entire imaginary world called super force, with established characters and rules and villains, and we would play that pretty much every lunch time with each lunchtime being like a new episode where we would have to defeat a different bad guy each time. It was pretty epic ngl and it had a running storyline that lasted over 4 years so it was pretty good lmaooo
0 likesyour fire story reminded me of when my stepsisters and i would play "olden times" and we would dress up in giant costume skirts and pretend we were living in the 1600s or something, and there was a time we wanted to make a piece of paper look old so we tried to just singe it a little bit on a candle and blow it out, but we dropped the paper and it fuckin SET THE FLOOR ON FIRE and our parents came home to a lovely giant scorch mark in my stepsister's room that stayed there im sure long after we moved out :)
0 likesI was obsessed with Abba as a kid haha, I never understood any of the lyrics though 😂 my sister was a fire kid, I liked to cut things up with scissors I'm not sure which is creepier
0 likeshonestly, shared some of these experiences as a child, especially the car window n build a bear one lol, essex gals unite
0 likesThis was absolutely hilarious
0 likesi love you so much???? you're the best human ever, i hope the rest of your life is full of joy and beautiful things (just like you!) ❤️❤️❤️
0 likesand your dad sounds like the sweetest man wtf can he adopt me
When I was five years old or so, I had one of those creepy baby dolls where if you turned it upside-down it would start to cry. My twin brother and I for some reason found this really funny and decided that it would be even funnier if we would make the doll “dance” while it was crying. One day, we’re sitting in our bedroom playing with the doll and my brother goes to take it out of my hands. Me being the annoying five-year-old I was, tried to pull the doll away from him, only for him to let go and send the babydoll’s head straight into my teeth, knocking out my front tooth.
0 likesI ate the fuzz off of q-tips when I was little and I’d throw a fit if my mom didn’t let me eat them 😂
0 likesIn NYC there used to be a huge toy store... I was in the LEGO section and my WHOLE FAMILY literally walked away without me! I was so scared and I was looking around everywhere! I finally found my family by the build a bear! 😂
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0 likesLol my brother’s the opposite. As a child he always wanted to wander off on his own in a store. Eventually we learned that we could find him on the toy aisle, looking at the legos.
Wow so many of your stories correlated with stuff I did as a kid!
0 likesWhen I was about 4, I had issues with going to the toilet on time. I would almost always leave it to the last second, but usually made. This time, I really needed to take a dump, but waited too long. I sprinted to the bathroom, ripped of my pants and pressed up against the wall in the hopes that doing so would prevent me from pooping on the floor. It didn't exactly go to plan though. I turned around a few seconds later to find a giant turd sticking to the wall. Apparently my mum still has the photo somewhere.
0 likesI was in a study room trying not to show that I was actually on youtube but that first story just killed me
0 likesI wanna appreciate how long her hair is now I remember the last time she cut it and it’s sooo long now
0 likesOnce when I was 5-6 I was with my dad and sister at Walmart and I got upset my dad didn’t get me the cereal I wanted. So I just stood in the isle next to the cereal and pouted. My dad took my little sister to another isle and I stayed in the cereal isle, pouting. After like 2 minutes I got scared and asked a lady to help me find my dad. He was getting milk with my sister and started laughing when I came around the corner with this random lady. My dad found it hilarious and, to this day, still laughs about it.
9 likeswhen i was a kid me and my friends played this weird game where one of us was on the verge of death and the other was a doctor trying to save them and the other was the mom crying for her kid about to die.....we were weird
0 likesi had the eyebrow song stuck in my head for days after that vid i am so happy you reminded me of it
1 likei’m so glad i’m not the only one who thought i had super powers and played pretend so much aaaaaa
4 likeswhen i was little i took on this persona of an old woman. strange i know. it actually lasted quite a long time. i would hunch over and toddle around calling everyone “sonny” in a low raspy voice. “back in my day..” was another common occurrence for this old woman.
0 likesDodie I can’t express how much I love you 💓
4 likeswhen i was a kid my old school had a bench across the back of the playground and there were berry trees standing above the bench.
0 likesnow, i did not eat these berries.
no. i would pick them, put them in a huge pile, stomp on them, then parade around the playground with purple footprints trailing behind me.
i got in huge trouble for picking the berry trees.
Little did she know, a further 4 hours would be spent making this video and she spent 6/10 of them crying
0 likeswhen I was around 2, I never wanted to go with my parents to take my brother anywhere (he's 3.5 years older than me so would have been 5/6 ish), so when he would have swimming lessons or we'd go pick him up from school, I would just strip completely naked because I came to the conclusion that they wouldn't take me anywhere whilst I was naked (which was right, until one time my dad just took me into the reception of our local swimming pool whilst I was completely naked and I was super embarrassed lmao)
0 likesWhen I was little and it was sunny out during lunch time at school, my friend and I used to pretend our shadows were demons from hell and that they were chasing us. When we got to the end of the school yard we’d change direction to where the shadow was infront of us and pretend to chase them back to where they came from, hell. I guess looking back it’s a tad fucked up.
0 likesAs a kid I thought the „I’d play around and have a ball“ line in Money Money Money referred to organising an actual ball where people come to dance. Ya know, like in the fairytales where the princess meets to prince. :D
0 likes6:30 “self defense” DODIEEEEEE
3 likesI used to pretend that I was a famous singer and I interviewed myself in my bedroom, I talked about my new single, my new album and the tour that I was going to made, I sang my newest song and I received a lot of awards.
1 likeWhen I was in school I use to imagine there were Stormtroopers (from Star Wars, not Germany) blasting their way through our hallways and I was the only kid that had a blaster and could fight back.
0 likesWhen I was a smol kid, I would always go to her house after kindergarten and after lunch she'd leave me in the living room to watch TV, which i got bored of quite quickily. There was a coffee table with glass in the middle in my great aunt's living room, and so I'd lie under the table and pretend I was dead and in a coffin (somehow I found that more entertaining than tv)
0 likes2 videos in like, a week?
0 likesDODIE I LOVE YOU
when I was little some old person told me harmful “waves” came from the microwave and not knowing anything about like physics waves I thought they were just invisible like smells so every time the microwave went on I tried to hold my breathe because I was scared I’d breathe in the waves and die lol
0 likesWhen I was like five or six we went to Thailand, and while we were there we went to this huge market. One of the stores was Hello Kitty themed, and there was the biggest effing Hello Kitty doll you've ever seen. I immediately decided that I HAD to have it. My mom obviously was like "no. You have ten million dolls" and I threw the biggest fit of all time. My mom had to drag me screaming out onto the street. And the woman who ran the store, who didn't speak any English, ran out with the doll and gave it to me. I still have it.
0 likesMy lil brother and I played this game where we would hit a balloon around the kitchen for HOURS. It had to be the kitchen because that was where the most stuff was. We wrote our scores on the balloon in Sharpie, but we wouldn't ever wait for the ink to dry, so we'd get marker all over our hands. And every round ended with my dad getting so pissed at us playing while he was doing dishes that he'd put it on top of the fridge. We usually got it down once he left and kept playing until it popped.
In sixth grade, we all had to do projects where we would study a part of the cell. I got the nucleus with my best friend (Jade) and we were supposed to work on it after school. Instead of working, I sat on my top bunk and threw pillows at her, lying on the ground. In our final presentation, we both accidentally pronounced it "nuk-a-lis." I used the paper mache model as a tortilla chip bowl after the presentation.
Love these talking videossssss
0 likesOmg I totally used to play the “I live at the playground” game, too! 😂
1 likeThis is gonna sound so creepy but does anyone know where dodies bedding is from? I love the lil flowers lmao
0 likesone time in like 1st grade i had one of those color-changing pencils that would change with heat so i thought it was a great idea to stick the pencil in the microwave and suddenly after it was done i opened the microwave door and the smell of burnt wood flooded my kitchen and soon after a fire inside the microwave oof i was not the brightest child
0 likesWhen I was in elementary school me and my friends would take turns having our hair in braids every day and then during recess whoever had braids would be the horse and someone else walked behind them holding the braids like reins and you had to turn left when they pulled the left braid etc...
0 likesAlso does anyone know the cartoon Wonderpets? Me and my siblings were obsessed with that show and theres a sequence at the beginning where they sing a song and then jump into a bucket of costumes and come out wearing one of them so we would lay all of our clothes on the floor, stand on the bench and sing the song, and then jump in and change our clothes.
My dad used to play pretend with me when I was little. We would pretend we were superheroes and run around the center table at our little apartament with tableclothes around our necks like they were capes. I miss these times so much that I tear up whenever I remember them.
0 likesDODIE so today was a really not so great day and now it is good because of this video I love you thank you and thank you and thank you
0 likesok bye lol❤️❤️❤️❤️
I'm in my 20s and I legit went to Build a Bear and made a bear yesterday. It's still a magical process.
0 likesi played so many of these same games as a child... lonely kids unite
29 likes"I'm just washing my areas ma'm." Best. Sentence. Ever.
0 likesi had so many weird things when i was a kid haha, one of the weirdest ones i think was how i used to walk as a toddler, i would walk like a crab for absolutely no reason and my parents thought it was the funniest thing
0 likesi did the same with the ball thing! i used to listen to don't stop me now by queen when i was small, and whenever the "i'm having a ball" part came around i'd always mime a basketball:)) wow i didn't think anyone else did that
0 likesThank you for making me smile
0 likesDuuuude, I used to light paper on fire with candles, for the longest time I kind of got obsessed for a while. Anyway, just really glad I'm not the only one who used to set stuff on fire by candlelight. And definitely not safe! Don't try it at home kids.
0 likesWhen I was a child, I stood on top of a concrete wall between mine and my neighbor's yard. I had obviously watched far too much Mary Poppins, because I thought it would be smart to jump off of the wall with an umbrella...
0 likesi used to have this role play- thing in like, 2nd grade. i was an alien princess from the planet "halo" and i camd to earth to escape my father and attend school. i had an invisible bird made of fire that only i could see and a necklace (which was just like, 2 rubber bands tied around my neck) that would glow when my father came to visit me on his space ship.
0 likesalso this one girl really wanted to be magical like me and i felt bad so i convinced her that she was my sister, and she was also magic but she needed to unlock her powers.
the best part is, a couple of years later one of the girls i used to roleplay with asked me about my father, at this point i'm like 11 years old and like "yo wtf are you talking about"
petition for dodie to make this a weekly podcast
0 likesIt’s crazy how many similarities there are between our childhood memories!
0 likesWhen I was a kid my family had a pool and we’d play a game where we tried to pour water on all of the pavement surrounding the pool. We’d take water from the pool in buckets (my dad always got mad at us for wasting water, which looking back was probably fair) and pour it on the pavement and try to get it so every square of pavement was covered in water at the same time before they dried off
0 likesI’d also play a “potions” game by the pool where I’d mix water from different buckets into one big bucket and pretend I was mixing the “essences” of things to create a magical potion
My great aunty did sonething like your grandad. I was like 6 and staying with her and my brother. She said I should try this sweet that my brother had eaten, but I needed to crunch. Naive, vulnerable little me trusted her.
0 likesIt was a peppercorn.
Pissing myself laughing at you washing your “areas” in front of the stranger. 😂
0 likesi love you dodie! you're so cute 💜💜
8 likesOnce I was sitting in a high table and my sister was tickling me so I fell and landed face first into a massive toy car with so much stuck out parts and my face was swollen for so long
0 likesdodie is the cutest human. this is a FACT. <3 <3 <3
0 likeslove you so much dodie 💛
0 likesI am digging the bun 🙌🏼😍
4 likesAs a kid, at some point, I watched Winx Club every day, so I thought if I concentrated hard enough I'd discover I had fairy powers, too. I never did concentrate hard enough though :/
0 likes6:39 killed me 😂
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This sounds like me as a kiddo,which is quite funny. Dodie,this is so sweet tho and how much dodie just dies of humor . Love ya Dodie !
0 likesWho else clicked as soon as they were notified?
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0 likesI didnt get a notif cause youtubes stupid
1 likei got the notification in class :'(
0 likeswhen i was little i had an imaginary ‘friend’ called gong? (yeah the name is so weird i-) and he would give me MAJOR nightmares and yeah it sucked.
1 likeI would honestly love to see soemone animate this video
1 likeprobably in grade 1 or 2 I had somehow totally believed that I had wrote the extra lines to the song Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, like the parts after 'you'll go down in history' "like George Washington!", and I kept telling people that it caught on because of me lol
0 likeswe 👏🏻 want 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 bun 👏🏻 tutorial
1 likeHI WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOUR GRANDPA WAS POLISH THE BIGGEST SMILE CAME ON MY FACE BECAUSE IM POLISH AND IDK IVE ALWAYS RELATED TO YOU BUT FINDING OUT THAT YOU ARE POLISH JUST MAKES ME FEEL SO WARM AND HAPPY UGH OKAY I LOVE YOU DODIE I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY
0 likeswe demand a tutorial on how to do that messy top bun
0 likesHaha lol, I still do the same thing (looking out a car window and pretending to be in a music vid/movie)
0 likesI did the same thing with the bedsheets though 😁
0 likeswhen you mentioned build-a- bear i suddenly got the temptation to rip open my bears to get the heart out hshsjs
0 likesI once got some talcum powder and went "IT'S SNOWING!!!!"
0 likesAnd you know the prince of egypt movie where the mother puts her baby on a raft and sends him into the river. Yeah i would do that with a pretend baby and a laundry basket on my mom's blue bedroom floor. We had a class imaginary friend called "bob" and people would put their hands on seat saying "sorry, I'm saving this for bob" I wouldn't give a damn and just crush the hell out their hand as I sat on it. I was a mean kid wow. I would also run really REALLY R E A L L Y long distances and almost pass out not realising "Hey this is really unhealthy"
At the age of like 5 or something I was standing on a very small brick wall running along side a path, I stepped off and this girl stuck her leg out and tripped me and I fell face first onto the opposite brick wall. I remember a teacher shouting at me and saying it was my fault while blood was pouring from my face which I think is slightly harsh. But hey, I got to go home for the day so it’s chill.
0 likesI was on a trampoline with my twin brother, and I go doubled bounced and flew all the way above him, and came down as he bounced up and mashed my mouth on his head, I chipped my two front adult teeth, one was pretty much ALL gone ahahaha, he was perfectly fine. My mum said 'For fuck SAKE" and it makes me laugh so much. ❤️❤️
0 likesWhen I was in 1st class (i was like 7) I created this game which was to tie up the older kids (eldest being 12 some maybe 13) with the skipping ropes. They didn’t have handles r anything they were just long ropes. More ppl were doing it everyday until the game was banned when my sister (who was in 4th class maybe, so like 9-10 ish) was tied up, fell over and got a black eye. And I still to this day blame myself, cause I came up with the game, and feel terrible about it! 8 YRS ON THIS YR..
0 likesI would say “anyone else?” But I feel like most ppl have a story like: “I was stupid and someone got hurt because of my stupidity and I still feel bad because of it” lol
But feel free to share ur stories!
I totally forgot this was during the time she was making the hidden song videos and the “attack” caught me so off guard
0 likesWhen I was small I would dance in the rain. And " drop off the mail " to my mum.
1 like7:05 dodie you’re so pure
0 likeswhen i was little i thought that if you chewed up bread and spat it out you could cook it again and make more bread
3 likesWhen I was in elementary school I was speed-walking back to class in front of my two friends, but I had turned a bit to face them and talk, but while I was walking and talking, they didn't tell me that I was about to slam into a wall. I turned my head to face forward, and the second I turned I smashed my face full force into a brick wall and fell SO HARD on my ass. I had a black eye for weeks. My mom still makes fun of me for it and its been like 12 years lol [edit: human comes out the day after my birthday and I'm EXCITED]
0 likesI also used to stare out the window and pretend I was in a music video, and I used to think the magic hero thing as well! I thought i was the only one haha. There’s definitely some Physcology behind that...
0 likesmust protect this bean at all cost <3
0 likesSo Dodie has always been a meme, huh?
0 likesI do find it weird how similar some of our experiences are growing up before phones were completely mainstream? Or ones that worked anyway? Like where did we all get our culture from if not the internet? Like the whole lol wuu2 btb gtg culture. Also those glow in the dark stars and planets were my JAM.
0 likesMy childhood game.
0 likesEvery piece of furniture in your whole home has lazers running along the floor that are extending from the corners. The lines are running along each straight face and extend until the edges of the room. Use your imagination, and get to the other side of the room without touching a lazer
I used to play games like those all the time when I was little!
0 likesTHAT BUN IS ICONIC
67 likesI LOVE THE STORY ABOUT THE MIDNIGHT FEAST
0 likeswhen i was in my primary school i used to pretend i was like a superhero and i had to jump through the window to save my friends from the fire and i'd get so much praise theyd all be like ''THANK YOU EVAN'' and ''YOU'RE AMAZING!11!!'' so i guess i just needed a lot of praise as a kid
0 likesI DID THE "PLAY AROUND AND HAVE A BALL" THING TOO. What a weird and random thing to have in common 😂
0 likesI love hearing people that I watch say they practiced karate!
0 likesthe superpower one is me as a child (and now i still do it every day lol)
0 likesAm I the only one who didn't know she had a brother? I've been following her for years how did this happen?!
0 likesThere were this guys in the street who always passed by with their musical instruments like the marimba, and they played some songs so you would give them some money. I have always been in love with music, so I really enjoyed seeing them play, one time I was so into the music that I decided to follow them to every single place they went and dance along and sing a little bit and just have fun, I used to do that every time i saw them passing by my house so my mom had to follow them too so she could be sure that nothing bad was going to happened, these guys were so happy to see me that they started to play some songs in front of my house everyday so I could go out and dance with them. They took care of me everytime I followed them and they even showed me how to play the instruments, the entire town thought that I was part of that band and they loved it, it was reaaaaaally cool. I was like 4 years old.
0 likesI'm shook you're the cutest damn human I've ever seen
0 likesI wasn’t sure if I was bi before but now.... I love her so much
0 likesI was such a weird child I have a cringe attack every day, here's just one of the MINOR stupid things I did.
1 likeI'm from Cape Town, South Africa- a mixed race kiddo, referred to as 'coloured' over here. (and no it's not a derogatory term here)
Between grades one to three (ages 7-9) I'd been to three different primary schools. Grade three was when I moved to a completely different space- more diverse, more luxurious than the previous two. I thought I'd need to step my game up.
My 9 year old self got it into her head.
That it'd be a good idea to convince everyone.
That I'm Chinese.
I tried convincing the friends I'd somehow managed to make (bless them for tolerating my bullshit) for WEEKS maybe even months, bloody faking being able to speak Mandarin. My ridiculous lie came to an end when my friends came to ask my grandpa picking my dumbass up from aftercare if I was Chinese. His confused "...wait what?" was an answer on its own.
I think I got this stupid idea from Camp Rock
I loved female superheroes and super villains when I was a kid. Catwoman and Poison Ivey were my faves (also Rogue from X-Men). I would try to dress like them and do cartwheels outside my apartment in the parking lot
0 likesOne time, i was running from my mom, and i had made my way into the kitchen. My brother had oh so conveniently sprayed water on the floor. I had slipped and fell on my face and had a black eye for a while. I wore sunglasses everywhere, because if i didn't, strangers would mention it.
0 likesthanks dodie. today has been the absolute worst thing ive ever experienced and seeing a post from you and reading all the lovely comments cheered me up a bit. thanks everyone. you all truly have a wonderful impact on the world :)
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i hope you feel better soon <3
2 likesWhen she did the punch my nose literally flinched
0 likesit’s so weird because I actually used to play games very similar when I was little
0 likesMy little sister and I used to play “Cinderella” together when we had to clean our room but I always (like the good big sister I am) let my sister be Cinderella which meant that I was the step mom or a step sister and I didn’t do any work but commanded her to clean things. She just remembered this a few months ago and I still find it funny
Do you have a video showing your tattoos? I’m pretty interested in their meanings and stuff (if they do have meaning)
0 likesWhen i was a kid i used to believe i had asleep telekinesis powers or something and practiced every night before going to bed. I used to try to move the door and sometimes the door moved and i was like YES I AM BECOMING MATHILDA
0 likesSome lil me memories:
0 likes-having dreams about flying around my home town and having people be like “woah!” Like “wow quick chase her!” And fly away hehe
-messing around on the money bars like I was cool and all
-My primary school had a road across it and the cars would drive by, at school zone speed and we would try to beat the cars. If we lost then we had to duck down so they wouldn’t shoot us
-Dressing up in nice clothes and having little tea parties hehe
-calling out to my brother who lived across the country and hoping he’d hear my name
-playing fairies with my friends and making fairy gardens so the fairies would like us and give us gifts
Someone should animate this. The whole thing.
1 likeWhen I was around 10 the family was having breakfast and we had been having boiled eggs. I had finished eating but I wanted more so my mum says "Go boil another egg for yourself". I head to the kitchen and stand in front of the stove. After a minute or two I had done nothing as I had no idea how to boil an egg. I went back to the table and asked with absolute sincerity "Where's the boil button?" It is still referenced to this day.
0 likesWhen I was younger my cousin and I would change our names when we went to the playground. We never used our real names. I always went to the name Elena.
0 likesIM SO EXCITED FOR HUMAN
232 likesmy older sister and i came up with this weird game when we were little. my mom used to have a ceiling light right above her bed with like a little metal spiky thing coming out from the middle. my sister and i would get on her bed and pretend missiles or some shit were coming out of it (we used our fingers to represent the missiles) and we had to get out of the way before they hit us...
0 likessometimes one of us would die.
it was very dramatic.
My cousin and I used to jump up and down the sofa for hours believing that we have locked magical flying abilities
0 likesone time my sister took one of those little pig pop sockets and stuck it on her forehead for a minute. when she took it off, there was a phat red circle that looked like a huge hickey in the middle of her forehead. the next week of school was torture for her.
0 likeswhen i was a kid i loveeeddd fire too. and once i saw my dad lick his fingers and put out the flame and i thought it was the coolest thing ever. then one day I tried it and burned my hand. lol. then i freaked out and spilled the candle over and made a piece of paper that was next to it on fire but then i through the paper in the sink and it was like nothing happened. 👏
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1 likeYou look so prettttyyyyy
2 likesAlso you are a mega inspiration so thank you for doing what you do
We would fall onto sofas and beds all the time. It scared the shit outta our parents but it’s apparently rly good bc it makes u slightly fearless :)
0 likesYou should consider trying that particular crab manoeuvre at one of your concerts. Think of the publicity it would generate!
0 likesThe magical defender fantasy is so real, that was me all the time in elementary school, and giving people a tour of my house which was the playground
0 likesThe ironing story killed me omg that's the kind of pointless thing that would have entertained me as a child
0 likesWhen I was younger (about 9-11) and couldn't sleep, my dad and I would invent jobs for all the different animals. (Mice are train drivers and rabbits are ninjas. Don't ask why.)
0 likesYou are killing me with that bun lol. 😂 I am dead ⚰️.
0 likesI used to eat chapstick! my mum had to confiscate it from me all the time and i would try my hardest to "be a big girl" and just put it on my lips, but i never could, and i would take a bite against my better judgement. Then i would look in horror at what i had done and quickly put the cap back on. i would always conclude to hide it so my mum wouldn't find out, and somehow they always ended up under my mattress in my room. It never occurred to me that my mum might lift the mattress and find my stash of bitten chapstick, and i don't know that she ever did. Thank god. anyways sorry I'm kind rambling but you asked what weird stuff i used to do and this is the weirdest haha
1 likewhen me and my brother were little my parents had a giant, tall bed (for a 5-7 year old) and we would climb up the bed and start to wrestle and the winner (person who didn’t fall or cry) would get the best shaped pancake and the first cup of tea
0 likesI love your hair. Could you do like a little tiny hair tutorial on the hairstyle you’ve been wearing
56 likesThis is so funny XD i relate tbh i was a strange strange child
0 likesAround four years old, my mama took me to the mall for the first time. She took me and my little bub to build a bear
0 likesAnd I got this beautiful little pink kitty
Afterwards, my step dad was watching me while she took him to the restroom
And this little girl ran away from her mom
Screaming “kitty!”
Tackled me
And took my pink cat.
Her mom gave it back to me
But I had scratches down my face and arms for days :))
I always had the same superpower daydreaming omg I don't feel alone anymore, the roof would like nearly fall over my crush and I'd stop it and float and shit, blue lights coming out of my hands and then I would faint
0 likesWhen I was little we would visit my aunt who had the sweetest dog named Lady, (rip) and I Loved to play with Lady, she was my favorite dog. One time I was allowed to give her a treat and she decided to lay down to eat the treat. For some reason I wanted to sit on her while she was eating the treat, she did not like that. So as I sit down, she sort of turns around to growl, bare her teeth and half stand up in warning, unfortunately this sent me off balance and I fell into her fang tooth and got a minor cut on my face. Being a little child, I begin to wail, and Lady goes to hide under the house in shame. My mom and aunt went and got me cleaned up and told me to apologize to Lady, so (still crying) I go up to Lady and say “I’m sorry you’re not a couch,” through my tears. I was the dumbest child ever, and I still have a scar on my cheek from that.
0 likesi used to play with fire the hole time. weed go to this tatched cottage every sunday when i was young and the fireplace was essentially an open space on the floor with a wall behind it and a hole above it. i used to pull straw out of the roof or the broom (it was one of those traditional witches brooms) to burn and sometimes, sometimes id invent little stories with twigs as characters. and when a character died guess where they went. i was like six
0 likesWhen you talked about a monster being outside your school room, I immediately thought of shark boy and lava girl
0 likeswait omg i was a literal pyromaniac as a kid too 😂 my parents would light candles in the bathroom and we’d often have fluffy toilet seat covers so i would get toilet paper, light a piece on fire then light the seat cover on fire. It was such a bad idea especially as a clumsy person, i’d quickly throw the tissue paper into the toilet and splash water onto the seat cover. I was so dumb lol 😂
0 likesthere's a particular set of stairs in my house that my tiny little toddler legs could not get over for whatever reason, so from the ages of 2 to about 5 i would trip over the same,,, god damn,, set of stairs,, and cry about it every single time lmao
0 likesis this more little dodie facts
21 likesor more little dodie facts haha
edit: nevermind i got my answer lol
I was also a very weird child and have 2 cousins who are 10 years younger than me so they’re going through their weird child phase. I also work as a mentor at an elementary school and get to interact with many a weird child ( ages 6-12 so quite a range of bizarreness there). And on top of THAT I work at a child development lab at my uni.
0 likesNeedless to say, I am absolutely fascinated by child development, growing up and what the actual heck goes on in kids brains.
I dream of being a teacher one day, but that’s not gonna being back the magic of actually being the weird child. Thanks for making me smile with this video <3
( also the EP is amazing!!)
Its funny, as a kid I was also really strong and could do all the tricks on playground... and now I don’t understand how that was even possible xD
0 likesmy older brother pronounced “tornado” as “tomato” so I used to think tornadoes meant that it would rain tomatoes and huge tomatoes would roll down my street
0 likesWhen I was little, I used to pretend to be a giraffe in our backyard after school every day. I actually ate so many of the leaves off of one of our trees that it dies and my mom had to call the exterminator to put pesticide on our whole yard. I never told her.
0 likesDodie you are really amazing ❤️ you inspired me so much to keep trying, to get out of my comfort zone and start posting my own videos! Thank you so much 🍓I've just uploaded a cover of would you be so kind and I would love some support/feedback. You mean everything to me!
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it's cute!
2 likesI would imagine people riding horses that would run alongside the car and fly over obstacles
0 likesone time not too long ago i was home alone and i decided that i wanted to light a tissue on fire. well all was well until it burned up all the way and i dropped it instinctively. the burning tissue proceeded to melt my carpet and it had a big black spot. i tried to hide it with the ottoman but of course my mother found it. i will never admit it to my parents.
0 likesI still do the car thing
0 likesIdk if anyone else had this obsession with a specific time period but When I was younger I had an obsession with the Victorian era .
Watching this while waiting for your ep which comes out in 2 MINS!!!! Aaaaa
0 likesAt my school we had a game called Pepsi Cola. (I don’t know if other schools had this)
20 likesIt was when we were on a quite flat hill in our field. One person would have to go to the top of the hill whilst everyone else stood at the bottom. The person at the top would then have to shout :
I am a Rockstar (you could change rockstar out for anything you wanted)
Then everyone at the bottom of the hill would shout:
Oh no your not!
You must be joking!
1 2 3
A B C
Under over, Pepsi cola!
And then when you shouted Pepsi Cola you had to do a handstand on the hill and the person at the top would pick the person who did the best handstand and then they would get a go at the top.
My school was really weird 😂
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We did that! The song was a little different but in the summer we would all bring shorts for under our summer dresses and we loved it!!
4 likesEmma Abel
1 likeI don’t even think we wore shorts under our dresses when we did the handstands, when your a kid you just don’t care 😂 everyone else who I have mentioned that game to has no idea what I am on about
Emma Abel yes we did the exact same! I’d forgotten about that oml
2 likesvintage jilly it was pretty cool. We even sometimes convinced some of the teachers to join in 😂
0 likes@vintage jilly ahhh that brings back memories!! i think it was: pepsi, pepsi cola, nora, nora sissi (what the hell is nora??) and then the task!
0 likesOmg I watched 13 going on 30 for the first time the other day, it's terrible but would make such a good hangover film
0 likesdodie’s voice calms me vv much
0 likesI drew on our car with a rock and we had to drive it around with my drawings on it for a few months
0 likesI don’t know what it is but when she talks it’s sound so melodic. It just sounds so similar to her singing voice. I bloody love it
0 likesI love her 😭
0 likesThe first like 7 seconds were so cuuuute
1 likeOnly dodie would make a full on song for an intro to one singular video
0 likesMy sister and I had a game called 'Leaf and Bug' where one of us was the leaf, and the other was the bug... the bug would have to move from one side of the room to the other without getting caught. The leaf had to spin on all fours with a blanket on their back, held in each of their hands, when they felt the bug (and this is a VERY small room, and we'd move very fast lol) they would stretch their arms wide and throw themselves (and the blanket) over whoever was the bug to catch them.
0 likesThis game resulted in a LOT of injuries because the room would have been like... 2 and a bit meters wide and like 3 meters long? Barely enough room for the bunk beds and desk we had in there... I'm surprised we never ended up properly hurt. I mean, we did a lot but just not from this particular game.
Maybe I'll make a video response to this where I talk about all the crazy stuff we did as kids hahaha.
That first story almost killed me
3 likesAww this is so cute😭🥰
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0 likesThe first time I broke my nose, I fell over, and faceplanted the kitchen floor. I don't know how though coz I was sitting on the floor to start with. 😂
When I was a toddler I used to see black silhouettes that I called 'strange dolls' because they looked like those wooden Ikea dolls. They were always standing in the same spots in the house. A friend of mine who was 2, maybe 3 around this time, pointed at the exact same spots I always said the strange dolls were in. There was also a time when they apparently started moving toward me and my mum which really scared me. I started pointing at something mid-air and said something like 'he's taking the pills' and 'NO pills' at some point (my mum was taking these really rubbish pills for her headaches). So yeah, I was one of those children.
0 likesi used to think if i touched fire id die straight away so whenever we went out to restaurants or anything and there was a candle on the table id always blow it out lol
0 likesbad content? dodie doesn’t know her
95 likesOne time I locked my brother into a shed and he had to break the glass to get out, he still has a scar from the broken glass
0 likesTHE EP IS BEAUTIFUL HUN
0 likesI went to a build a bear as an adult because i would never have been able to do something fun as a kid. i picked a basic bear, got it stuffed as cheap as i could(it was so small and basic) and then chose nothing extra. the workers thought i was sad or just didnt understand the purpose of the shop. it was both. it was a lot of reasons. i didnt believe in my creativity. i didnt believe i was smart enough to know how to put the clothes and stuff on my bear. i just wanted something to cuddle with because no one would for real(ha ha!). putting clothes on a bear distracts me from it being real. it takes away from the feel of it being a stuffed animal. i just really wanted and needed a friend. i still do. i havent been back again yet.
0 likesI did something similar to your magical powers thing. When I was bored in class, I would imagine a disaster happened, and I would have to reveal to my friends that I had awesome powers, and we had to run, because monsters were chasing us, and my friends had powers too, they just didn’t know it yet, and I had to help them unlock them. And we would steal a bus and drive away, being chased by some monsters or demons or something.
0 likesARMS UNFOLDING. 8:05 you can not tell me that when she says trust that she is not singing also at 8:10 when she says you
1 likeI once slapped my older brother when i was a couple of months old, because he stole my doll. 😂
1 likeOne time when I was around 8, me and my family were alll talking, and my sister, who was 23(I know), farted. Which was funny, and I took it upon myself to use the language around me. I turned my head towards her and say, "Jamie, you smell like shit." I got in no trouble whatsoever.
0 likesWhen I was like, 6, my sister loved to film me(she still does) and I remember her asking me questions like, who is Johnny Depp? Or, Who sang Toxic? But the one i remember the most is: Who is Beyonce? I knew she was a singer, but since I was so young, I didn't know genres, and just blurted out: An opera singer!
It's still on YouTube today.
Me and my best friends would play out on the street, we played this game where we were secret agents and had to do missions and our "spy boss" was my friends cat. We would make our missions things like, "we have to locate twenty stones and deliver them to the pond of destiny in the next twenty minutes otherwise the world will explode" and stuff like that. Once we decided our mission was to get to the library and back without being seen my anyone we knew (I grew up in a tiny village). The library was LITERALLY around the corner from our road and we thought we were the most badass nine year olds on the planet by going somehwere without telling our parents.
0 likesOML i just remembered this imaginary game i used to play in like grade 4 when i got bored and i'd imagine this stuff like green salt spewing out of all the walls, then turning into green dust, then liquid, then goo, then jelly, and finally it'd turn to concrete as it flooded the world and i was the only one who survived
0 likesWhen I was little I didn't talk to any of my 5 siblings and just thought they were weird people Living in my house and I didn't know my dad was my dad til I was 8.👍👍👌
0 likeswhen i was a smol child i used to put a film on repeat and act out as one of the characters during the whole film eVERYNIGHT and whenever my dad came in the room or my mum is frantically run back to the sofa just all red in the face trying to act like i wasn't pretending to be woody from toy story :)))
0 likesyou should start selling "fire tissues" again with your merc. I'd buy one
0 likesMy mum has a DVD of all of ABBA's music videos and I LOVED MONEY MONEY MONEY TOO. Didn't pick up on the ball thing though... Also my nana used to cook ox tongue every christmas so I think it might just be an old people thing ha
0 likeslove how the subtitles have american translations for me and all the other not brits
1 likethat intro made me so flipping happy because i afore the brow video so much idk why i just do
0 likesI miss being a sweet enthusiastic child
0 likesi have almost no memories from my childhood, which makes me sad
0 likesbut one that i always remember cause it was so funny is that i always had dogs, and like, too many dogs, more than 5 or so
and my parents always loved german shepherds, we still do (we have like 6 german shepherds and 3 labs). anyways, one day, when i was like 10, i was waiting in front of my house for someone to pick me up to take me for my piano class and i forgot my glasses inside but i didnt want to get in to take it cause i had closed the front gate (we have a big yard so i had to cross all of that only to take my glasses and i was a lazy child so i just left the way it was.)
and then i see it. a HUGE dog coming in my direction from far away. and he was running like a fucking horse. i looked at that and was like "and here is where i die, thanks mom, thanks dad, i swear i tried to be good". the dog was still far away, and i had already accepted my destiny. as he came near, i started to see clearer and who was it??????
it was my FUCKING GERMAN SHEPHERD. MY OWN FUCKING DOG BUT I LITERALLY COULDNT SEE HIM FROM FAR AWAY CAUSE I HAD NO GLASSES. I WAS TERRIFIED OF HIM AND I HAD ALREADY ACCEPTED THAT THAT WAS MY END
and then he stopped right in front of me and just stood there like "oh hi hi human, i just went for a walk without you even knowing and now im back can you please open the gate thanks im hungry"
i swear, i thought i was gonna die that day. but now i look back and laugh at my own stupidity
Omg I also got hit in the face with a rounders ball! And we also visited a Hindu temple in year 6 😂😂
1 likei spent the entirety of year one believing that david tennant was my dad
3 likesWhen I was little I used to pretend I was a toy from toy story. I’d pretend I was talking to my other toy friends and when ever my mam or someone would walk by I’d pretend I was an inanimate object and wouldn’t talk or move at all.
0 likesAlso I used to have an imagery horse called shidder (idk if that’s even a name) that I rid everywhere.
13 going on 30 is THE BEST feel good movie!! I still love watching that!!!
3 likesi love how musically you say things... your voice is just so pretty agahshwba
0 likesI had an obsession with bald people when I was younger. So if there was a man on the street or on the cover of a book, I would straight up yell “HE’S BALD!!!!!!”
0 likesThis made me feel so weird and happy and weird and just ... omg ... except for the bear, the Hindu temple, the name Frankie(replaced in my case with sth from my country) I DID THE SAME! The mental games, the car, the midnight feast with neighbor mum giving us more food! To the last detail! I never shared this! Omg! You made me feel so normal 😭😭 understood! Just ... okay! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
0 likesAm i the only one that doesn't want to watch the vids when they come out, to save them all for when im sad?
0 likesomg you make me so happy❤❤
0 likesOmg I was a super weird kid so I have thousands of stories but the most extreme one was probably when me and my little sister (2 years younger than me) got a bag of those frog shaped haribos from my grandma and obviously, that inspired my stupid kid brain to go into frog-mode and jump down the stairs. They were pretty small to me but to my sister they were like... impossible so of course she landed on her head and got a concussion and had to go to the hospital for what seemed like MONTHS but was probably only 2 days. Of course the guilt was killing me throughout and I wanna say that I treated her like a queen from then on but that would be a lie 😂
0 likesif you didn't have a childhood fantasy of being a magical child then 👏 WAS 👏 YOUR 👏 CHILDHOOD 👏 EVEN 👏 REAL 👏
0 likesi'd fantasize about being taken away to be experimented on, or about waking up with no memories and magical powers. does that mean anything? idk man
I must have been around 6 when the teletubbies came on tv
0 likesAs soon as the theme song came my cousin and I danced so hard that I fell and head butted the corner of the sofa, forever leaving a scar in my right eyebrow
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO COME HOME TO FROM SCHOOL
3 likesI DID THE WINDOW THING TOO, THATS AWESOME
0 likesWhen I was in primary school there was this giant tree in the woods on the field and we called it the rocket tree but it had this branch coming out of it and stuff and it made it look (in our minds) like the tardis so naturally me and all the other nerdy kids made that our tree and we reinacted episodes of doctor who endlessly but one day this boy forgot his sonic screw driver so we had to improvise and thus came the invention of the “super sonic crunchie bar”
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Also at this tree there was some drama, the boy who always played the doctor was my boyfriend for the whole of primary and then suddenly there were two girls on the scene and I remember I confronted him about it like an episode of eastenders and there were tears and saying we had betrayed one another but I won the boy back which was a huge victory because one of the girls had kissed my crush on the play ground the year before the day after I gave him an A3 3D valentines card which I made
0 likeswhen me and my bff were smol little beans, we would pretend that we were wolves. Like, we would go to my grandma's backyard and howl really quietly, and we had a pack that was just the two of us (we're not furries btw)
0 likesanother weird thing is that me and my friends would play a game that we had magic powers, and i specifically remember being a shapeshifting dog (or cat idk) and we were trying to save our realm from our friend's mother, bc my friend was previously evil but she turned good, and her mother was evil and hated her or smthing like that
we were weird kids (still are tbh)
edit: oh and i also remember there was this game called 'survivor' and we would go to the playground and pretend that we were stranded on out an island and we would hide out under the slide, and that was our base (i say this like i actually played the game more than once, but there was this girl that invented it and she wouldn't let me play)
and last year all the year 7 and 8s from my class would go out to the playground at take 5 (we weren't allowed in the playground any other time bc there are 5 year olds there and we were 'too dangerous') and we'd play 'busted' which is actually a fun game, it's like playground tag, but instead in busted, if you touch the floor and someone catches you, they yell out 'BUSTED!" and you're in. it's almost exactly like playground tag, just with that added on
I also took karate lessons as a kid. I got two green belt by the age of five which I feel like is really weird
1 likeLove ya and hope you have a great day you are loved
3 likesMy mum would actually love the bed thing
0 likeslmao i used to play with fire too until one day i was filling a tea light candle with match ends or something and the whole thing caught ablaze and even cracked the glass candle holder and charred the table oooooof
0 likesI just bought my tickets for tour yesterday and i’m fucking pumped! See you in Amsterdam!!!
0 likesWhen I was younger me and my twin broke out of the house but the back gate which is locked and has to locks on it and we ended up in a neighbors front yard (we were like 4)
0 likeswhen i was around 10 or 11 i was playing tag with my friend (now girlfriend) and i accidentally tripped on her middle finger and broke her middle finger on my armpit. so that was fun.
0 likesI had a very traumatic childhood. I found it very hard too fall asleep at night... and somehow I misunderstood the concept of the sandman... I would tell myself every single night that I had like 10 seconds to fall asleep because the sandman floated over everyone’s houses and it would be my turn in 10 seconds... and if sandman floated by and saw I wasn’t asleep he would come down and kill me...
0 likesFor some reason I also thought he had these goats... and that if my eyes were still open when they all came by, the goats would literally sting out my eyes before the sandman would kill me... so I would just lay down, every night... and pretend sleep until I actually fell asleep because I was convinced if I didn’t do this, I would die.
When I was little I used to blow up those blue gloves from the doctor's office and my sister told me that there is dust inside that kills bacteria and if you breath it in your die. And I panicked for hours and I said my goodbyes to my family when my parents go home. My sister laughing her ass off in the back
0 likesloving the cute hair bun :)
0 likesWe had a long corridor in my house but it was tiled and I used to steal my brothers skateboard and would just sit on it and like drag my legs on the floor so I would skoot and go back and forth on the floor for HOURS and wouldn't scream but just go "aaahh" and because it was tiled it sounded weird and I was so entertained
0 likesWhen I was little, like probably 1st grade, me and my friend always at after school would sit and make like this fake game off of a white board with different worlds and bosses. off a white board. I can't imagine being entertained by that now. It probably sparked my interest in drawing though,,
0 likesso two years ago we went camping on a school field trip. It was the beginning of freshman year (I was like 13 or 14) and It was an... INTERESTING trip to say the least. The idea of it was to closer with our classmates and teachers, which I think I unfortunately exceeded in. The first night I went to change in one of the 2 bathroom stalls provided for half the girls in our grade (plus teachers) and someone left their bra on the toilet. There it stayed the entire weekend, until on the last day while we packed up, one of the teachers held it up yelling "Ok who's is it?" and one of the OTHER teachers who's in her fifties came up and was like "OH that my... My uh....... Bra............." If you think THAT is too close for comfort just you wait. There was this one exercise where my group was standing on a log and the goal was to rearrange the order that we were standing on the log to our birthdays, not only without getting off of the log, but without talking. If we did either of those things we had to restart. So me (A short girl) and this really tall guy were really committed and came up with the idea of him stepping over me.... he lost his balance a little but I thought he had succeeded and so I tried to stand up a bit and yeah.... I think you can imagine what happened. I don't know if not being able to speak was a blessing or a curse in that situation. We couldn't comment on it but I would hate to know what we would've said given the chance.
0 likesi need dodie and phil to do a collab on why they were weird kids
0 likes3:44 is this a weird thing? haha i would have dreams like this and once i saved everyone the guy i had a crush on in elementary school would kiss me (funny i'm gay now) if i saved the school and it was the weirdest thing ever
8 likesi got quite excited about the fact that you have polish roots!!
0 likesironically, i'm going to london on the day of your concert in warsaw eghh
Childhood anecdotes are the STUFF.
0 likesugh she makes me so happyyyy
0 likesomG i did all these weird things as a child. my primary school had a giant field on the back of it to play in and i used to run around like a horse or play w my brothers friends, who made up complex games based on video games. it was weird.
0 likesI did the car thing too 😂❤️
0 likesOkay okay I was also a weird fire kid, and when I was about 13 I learned to never do that stuff again. Because one day I was learning what a piece of grass did when you lit it on fire, but my stepdad had just been doing some yard work or something and there was gasoline (or another flammable liquid, idk what) on the ground. That caught fire. I remember freaking out and yelling at my brother to get a liquid or something and I was stomping on it trying not to accidentally burn down the entire world. He brought me a glass of milk and I threw it on the fire and then walked away like nothing happened.
0 likeswhat an absolute cutie pie hhhhhhh 💞💗💘💕👼
1 likeWhen I was like 7 I thought sex meant kissing.... One day I was on the metro, and I saw two people kissing. I went up to them and tapped on their legs. Then I said um excuse me. Then I preceded to yell stop having sex! Needless to say, I gave my mom a heart attack!
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27 likesSneaky dodie!!!!
My sister and I used to sneak midnight snacks when I was five and she was seven and one night we sneaked downstairs to get strawberries and sugar (??) and our parents heard us and came downstairs. I for some reason thought that hiding behind the kitchen door would work (it didn't). 5 year old me was devastated, I think my parents found it quite funny but I thought my life was ruined
0 likesi guess it was for “self defense”
0 likesi got you dodie
I would play those games too!!! Especially the one in the park
0 likesWhen I was like 4 or 5 I used to pretend that I was a trapped mermaid in the bath tub. I would swim around under the water. How, don't know but I used to do circles in a normal size tub. Also would pretend that my bed was a magical cage and I was a unicorn trapped. When I was in my early teens my friends and I would play in the construction areas and walk on the dumped rock or trash. The game was to call out "Insurance" and make the other person fall just by yelling that out. Ah a child's imagination. Thanks for the stroll down memory lane. :)
0 likes6:29 arms unfolding
8 likesMuch love from Poland ❤❤❤
0 likesRoses are red
1 likeSo are wisterias
Excuse you ma'am
She's washing her areas
i once covered myself in butter when i was like 2 or 3 and my mother watched me the whole time
0 likespetition for dodie to do a ABBA medley
1 likeOMG JUST SPOTTED AN ARMS UNFOLDING LYRIC I USUALLY JUST LOOK FOR THE TIME STAMPS IN THE COMMENTS BUT I FOUND SELF-DEFENCE AND ATTACK YAY ME
5 likesI used to ride invisible horses everywhere and basically gallop places... I remember pretending the school bell was a bomb and having to get away on my horse as fast as I could before the explosion.
0 likesI also used to reenact the Lion King with my nephew at the playground, and throw him down the slide while shouting "Long live the king!"
Literally the cutest hooman ever :3
0 likesi am so shaky my calendar keeps notifying me of the EP RELEASEEEE FRIDAY IM SO EXCITED IM GONNA DIEEE
0 likesI didn’t have any friends in kindergarten. If we were outside I would do romantic re-enactments of sharkboy and lavagirl where I was lavagirl and I was dying like in the movie but legit the entire recess would just be him dragging me across the playground bridge. Remember that I didn’t have anyone to hang out with, so I was dragging myself across the bridge. That must have looked weird. The only other memory I have of other people was when other girls would pull up my shirt so you could see my stomach and then they would place a slice of fake cheese on my stomach. We would do it to each other for forever. .-.
2 likesI thought your top knot was a separate bit of floof you had placed on your head and it made me so happy for a second
28 likesThanks for the disappointment
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5 likeswhen you said that your granddad is polish my heart stopped for a sec CAUSE IM POLISH TOO
0 likesShould’ve brought up your 2019 tour thing there Dodie
0 likes"Go forth. Make a bear" 😂
0 likesI'M JUST WASHING MY AREAS, MA'AM
15 likesyou're so calming.
0 likesWeird thing I did as a kid number 47: I used to bite hunks of summer sausage and put it back in a ziploc bag in the fridge for the next snacking experience.
0 likesi had a fringe...and everyone loved it but me. so literally THE DAY BEFORE PICTURE DAY i decided this fringe was not it chief. (baring in mind i was only 4 years old) so i stole one of my mams lighters and went upstairs into the towel cupboard and burnt it off...completely obliterated it 😂
0 likesNot me but my cousin, Michelle, thought that Kesha was a robot. She had a song just come out and one of the lyrics talked about "turning her on" and she legit thought there was a switch or button or something to turn her on, bc she was a robot.
1 likeDODIE I'M MEANT TO BE ALSEEP AND IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT. HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY PEACE WITH SUCH AN AMAZING LOVELY CUTE BEAUTIFUL STORY. I wuv yOu
16 likesi would purposely walk away from my friends and pretend that i was the weird kid that the world was against
0 likesSo excited! Just got tickets for the Human show in Boston!
0 likesI tried to have a pet mussel and it ended up rotting under my bed
0 likesBasically, I was around seven and I was helping my pop sort mussels into piles of dead and alive. There was one mussel with a pretty rainbow shell, and I decided to save her. I filled up a little bowl with water and dumped a shitton of sea salt in it, and just kinda left her there? I had no plans for feeding I just thought mussels kinda chilled. My parents found it when I was away on a sleepover.
Once as a kid I caused a magic show's suspension because I'd just do anything to get everyone's attention and so I started coughing exaggeratedly ensuring I was allergic to the dry ice they were using to get the magic vibes going and so um they believed me for some reason
0 likesOMGoodness, I've never been here so early!! Love you dodie, you're such a goof!♡♡😆
4 likesomg dodie that fantasy about having powers ME TOO i had that same fantasy when i was younger lol
0 likesi used to lie on the floor and pretend i was in an 8bit 2D game and the walls were the floors and if you didnt have a wall to step on, youd have to shuffle your body as if you were falling. id also play a game where the duvet in my parents bed was like soil, and i was a mole.
0 likesps im so excited for the ep i could cry
0 likesNow I need dodie singing Abba😍
0 likesi'm just washing my areas ma'am
73 likesWhen she said abba I FKING LOST IT. I LOVE MAMMA MIA💀
1 likeMy friends and I used to pretend that like we were horses and cowboys so we’d tie our jackets around our wastes or even put the sleeves of the jackets in our mouths like horse bridles and pretend we were riding each other
0 likesFrankly, I must say that the Frankie game does sound random 😉
0 likesI was obsessed with fire!
4 likesThis video made me cry :””””
0 likesI just want Dodie to be my best friend
0 likesSuper cool to see you on BBC news!
0 likesDodie!! Imma see you for the second time in Utah!! (First time was in Seattle)
0 likesokay i was studying for finals but that can WAIT
5 likesWhy do i RELATE SOOO MUCH with dodie in this vid (especially about the pretend games)
0 likesox tongue is a regional specialty where I am from, it's actually very delicious:)
0 likesi used to think i could control the weather so i would stand with my arms outstretched and whisper ‘wind’ or ‘rain’
0 likesPartners in CRIME ❤️
7 likesi’m so fucking excited for the new ep aghhhhh
1 likeI had existential crises from watching tv shows as a kid
0 likes3:25 I also who did the whole playing in the corner of the playground by myself in primary school.
0 likesI also lived half the time on the ‘Buddy Bus Stop’ where you would sit if you had no friends and someone would come and pick you up and play with you - I sat there often, but didn’t like being picked up? I was like 9 or 10 and just really like feeling sorry for myself or maybe I just didn’t want to play with people? BUT THEN WHY WOULD I SIT THERE?
I have this teddy ( I've had him since I was 1 and a half) he is a 'Fetch The Vet' teddy, from an old cartoon, but I got into the habit of smelling his jacket, like a comfort blanket, and I used to think that fairies controlled the smell of his jacket (because what else could control the sense of smell? nothing? must be fairies...) One day, my mum saw me tap the table, after picking Fetch (the teddy) up off the table, and she asked me why I did that, and I just said something like, "I needed to pick up the fairies!" I must have sounded so strange, but it was pure logic for me :-)
0 likeshmm it kinda sounded like the word “attack” was sung ? wonder what that was about ?
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yeah, you're a bit too late. everyone knows about the sung words now.
0 likesBite the bullet and make a whole album next girl!!!! Lets goooo
0 likesI thought I was the only one that pretended the playground was my house 🥺🥺🥺
0 likesI had a game exactly like 'Frankie' with my brother except it we made the shapes of famous towers/bridges and feel forward onto the bed and had to hold the shape like " THE LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN" "THE EIFFEL TOWER IS FALLING DOWN" "THE TAJ MAHAL..." The simplest minds are easy to entertain haha
0 likeswhen i was little i used to have a poster of a polar bear on a tiny bit of ice, and i used to stare at it and cry while thinking about dying polar bears GEEZ
0 likes"A little" @2:11
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1 likeUp until the age of about 12/13, I almost constantly stood on my tiptoes, idk why, I just liked it, and it made me look taller, and I always wanted to be taller. My family and my friends always teased me about it, and my mom tried so hard to get me to stop. But I didn’t want to, so for literally years, I just didn’t.
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woah I bet ur calf muscles are bench
0 likesHench lol
0 likesThe crying out the car window thinking you’re in a music video was also my childhood woooooooaaaah! Also video game character was me as a child too double woooooaaaah!
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I’m actually gonna lose it Money Money Money by ABBA was my favourite too! I used to run around with pennies in my hand but singing really loud thinking I was rich help me
0 likesWhen I was 5, I used to pretend I was a salt and pepper shaker and I would shake violently because my imaginary corn was underseasoned.
0 likesI want little dodie to be my best friend lol
0 likesBUT CAN I DRAW A COMIC ABOUT MAGICAL DODIE??
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Do it!
0 likesPlease do
0 likesYes please!
0 likeswhen i was a kid i used to think i could see germs... people would come up to me and ask if things had germs on them and i'd be like 'um yeahhh, sorryyyy'
0 likesWhy does your hair look so freaking cute when it's messy, but mine just looks like I tried to have dreadlocks, an afro and straighten my hair at the same time while getting hit by a car and falling in a puddle of mud
1 likeur show in sthlm is sold out so me n the guy im chattin to (who i got to love u like three yrs back) are gonna sit n watch ur music videos n stuff instead it's gonna be a blast n i wanna thank u for bringing us together <3
0 likesAHHHHHHHH HI LAST TIME I CAME THIS EARLY I BECAME A DAD
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2 likesI just spat Dr Pepper everywhere thanks pal
1 likeit took me a second ngl
1 likeSeriously trying to figure out if that's tears or glitter on your cheek
0 likesEither seems very much possible haha
6:30
0 likes“But it was only self defense”
getting billie eilish vibes with this hairdo i love it well done
0 likesMagical Dodie :)
0 likesMe and my friends would go to the park and play wizards of Waverley place and wave around sticks
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crazykid15 the absolute BEST Disney show
1 likeYour EP is out today!! Yay!!
0 likesah human coming out and tour and this adorable video I CANT HANDLE IT
0 likesI preordered Human.
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Queer humor
see what I did there?
I'll leave
💛
No I won't.
I got hit in my face with a rounders ball too but in my lip, I'm in sixth form now and I can still remember that pain from year 8
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0 likesIt's not something I did, but I do have video footage of 1 year old me in an indoor swing with 2 of my older brothers on the floor in front of me, petting me with their feet. How I love being the baby to 7 other kids!
0 likesMy sister and I made a game called "Toby house" where we would hide under a blanket in a weird position and the other person would have to try and find your head 😂😂😂 like wtf
0 likesOH MY GOD! I did the same "the playground is my house" MTV Cribz style thing.
0 likesSome of these were scarily relatable
0 likesI'm just washi'n my areas MA'AM
3 likesOh, I TOTALLY used to have the 'disaster at school but I SAVE THE DAY WITH MAGIC' daydreams when I was little. <3
0 likesAND I went through a preteen-to-midteen fire phase. (...Alright, fine, I'm 22 and still kind of IN my fire phase, lol. It's so PRETTY! And COOL!)
I got in trouble when my (also fire-enthusiast) friend and I tried to use a cook's torch to pop the unpopped popcorn kernels at the bottom of the bag, and just made it smoky in my room. I wasn't even allowed candles for a little while after that incident. ^^;
AND (!) I still have some of those glow in the dark stars in my uni accommodation, though not quite as impressively as when I covered my ENTIRE ceiling with them in my teens. (I reckon I COULD do my whole ceiling at home again - I still have the stars! - but I'm kind of going for more of a 'forest' thing these days. Maybe when I move out!)
i would have been friends with you in primary school i had no friends bc i just used to sit in the book corner all by myself
0 likesWhen I was little I use to pretend my hand was taken over by a Demon and I'd have to use my over hand to stop it trying strangle people haha, very odd. I called it "my hand game" I have many more weird games just as you
0 likesI don't know what's more type 4 than imagining you are a magical child lol same
0 likes🎶crime🎶
4 likesIM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE SNEF HELFP
0 likesWhen i was younger I used to cut my Barbie dolls hair. I was about 5 probably. I hid the clippings in a plastic baggie under my bed until my mom found them when we moved. She still laughs so hard it was the weirdest thing to find a bag of doll hair in your 5 year olds bed room!! Hahahaha
0 likesI DID THE PLAYGROUND THING IT WAS SO FUN
0 likesthe editing though dodie 5:07
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1 likeI want more dodie brother features
0 likesOMG I totally would pretend to be magic and then have my powers drained ~ I think for me it came from watching the winx club where that happened often
0 likesI had that exact magic child fantasy
0 likeshey look I'm drinking tea and watching dodie heeheeh *happy sip
0 likesWhen I was a kid, my grandparents had like this thin half-wall with a little counter on top next to their toilet and bathtub, and a step to get into the bath. My little sister and I would sell butts. Yeah, you read that right. Sell. Butts. One of us would be on one side of the counter ( the salesman), the other (the customer) would be on the bath step. We sold butts of all shapes, sizes, colors, textures... "Yeah, can I get an extra large zebra print butt with fur, please?" "Why yes you can takes pretend butt from pretend wall display*, here you are, ma'am, have a nice day.". For *hours we would sell butts every weekend we visited. I don't know what they thought we were doing together in the bathroom all that time, but they never came in to check on us. And as adults we told them about it and now they always tease us about it.
0 likesI used to do that at playparks lol and I still like looking out the window dramatically
0 likesUgh I love dodie
0 likesWhen I was younger I set a piece of paper on fire and my mum came upstairs because she could smell smoke, so I had to hide it under my bed...
0 likesThat’s crazy! When I was in year 9 I broke my nose and cheekbone in p.e. I was backstop in rounders and the girl swung all the way round hit the ball then my face!
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I’m 23 and I feel like my childhood was bizarrely similar!!! Cray
0 likesI'm like 14 so imma tell you something that happened 2 years ago:
0 likesI was over my new best friend's and we messing about on her bed play fighting and all of a sudden I hit my head on the bookshelves she had on her wall. So I've just hit my head and i'm like barely conscious and I've got my friend frantically shaking me and like calling out for her dad. So I did what any normal person would do, I grab hold of the ice cream tub that's above my head and I chucked it over my head and fell off of her bed mumbling something about cotton candy whilst her dad is walking into the room wondering what the hell is going on. (we spent the night washing ice cream out of my hair whilst her cats were trying to lick my face off)
And because I've just remembered another funny story imma tell that one as well:
I was at the same persons house like a year later and we've got my ex, my other best friend, the girl whose house it was and me and I have no idea why but we decided that we were going to have some whiskey (I have no idea where she got it from but yeah...) and a couple hours later I'm pissed and I start saying random things. (this is all according to my friends who have recorded me saying this) For instance, i hate moths, i fricken despise them so my friend catches one and is showing it me and i hold it and she smacks it dead (cruel i know) and all of a sudden i'm crying cause she killed this moth and she managed to convince me that i did it and that the pug gods were angry. Another thing i did was say really random things, for instance, my ex has really short hair and they earned themselves the nickname bald one when i couldn't remember their name, apparently i said gay is a bad word (i'm gay myself so i have no idea), I also asked whether my other best friend actually had a bedroom and then they managed to convince me that we were in my other friends house and that the cats my best friend had were actually pugs. And finally every time i went to hug my friend i poured a bottle of water straight on her bed for no apparent reason. And then, for some reason, I apparently completely passed out for a solid 5 minutes and when I woke up I somehow didn't know what had just happened.
I'm was a weird kid.....
i COMPLETELY believed that if the light was on that any monsters that could be out there couldn’t get me
0 likesi love where her face is in it
0 likesDodie cursing is my aesthetic
0 likeswhen i was little i thought that as soon as you have yawned three times whilst having your eyes closed, you where asleep. like that was it you are fully asleep.
0 likesI had a basketball thrown at my face during dodge ball in 8th grade. I also definitely used to be obsessed with fire, and I dropped a flaming paper towel on the carpet in my room. A weird thing I did when I was maybe 7 was pretend my winter coat was like a command center or something, maybe like I was in a mech suit or whatever? I would go turtle mode and pretend I was doing important things. I think mostly dispensing candy into my mouth.
0 likesI ate a green crayon and popped green at nursery and they called my mum and thought that they needed to call the ambulance and that is how I nearly gave everyone a heart attack
0 likesafter i watched spy kids i used to walk around with my sunglasses without lenses and pretend i can see through walls
0 likeswhen i was little i captured frogs and snails and i literally thought the mood was following our car
0 likesWhen I was seven I moved house and started at a new school. Because I hadn't worn the uniform before the logo on it was really itchy and hadn't softened up yet and it was sitting right on my nipple. I thought the only solution was to stick my cold hands up my shirt and numb the itchiness with them. A girl came up to me and asked what I was doing and I replied, "I'm just numbing my nipple!" and that's the story of how I made my first friend in my new school.
0 likesI did the exact same things as a kid, damn we crazy
0 likesactually fun fact, if you shove your palm at someones nose, the nose bone goes up into their brain and they do a die
0 likesI am so impressed by you
0 likesi used to wrap my mum's clothes in print paper and give it to her as a present
0 likesand the best was the look of surprise in her face lol
ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR HUMAN !!!!!!!
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Hahahaha
0 likesAlso the best midnight snack is cinnamon bagels with Nutella spread in them. 🤤💖
0 likesmy childhood was not as exciting as yours really, l o l . i can mostly just remember that the girls used to steal the boys' soccer balls and run away, and that i liked to make up dances with my cousin and then perform them
0 likesYou are magical!
0 likesin fourth grade i was like super good at the monkey bars (like you i guess lol) and now, four years later, i can barely lift like 12 pounds
0 likesmy abba song was ring ring. i used to sing it all the damn time and i would use my fake telephone and pretend someone was calling it lmao
0 likesThere are so many cute moments in this video aaaa
0 likesWhen i was 11, at the end of y6, our whole class went to the park for a day to play games and have a picnic and all that. At the time, i was doing like 8+ hours a week of diving training so i was like skinny af but super strong, especially in my core muscles.
0 likesAnyway, cut to near the end of the day at the park and we're playing rounders and I'm running to tag a base to get someone out, and this other boy is running to get to the base so he was still in, his hand/wrist connected with my stomach and my fucking stomach muscles we're so solid that the SNAPPED HIS FUCKING ARM. Someone literally broke their arm against my stomach muscles.
So yeah, that's my favourite childhood story to tell.
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Best bit is that in Y7 in my secondary school, we were all sat chatting during form time, a but of chinese whispers must have happened, and then suddenly someone stands up and yells "LOUISA, YOU BEAT UP DOM REMEKIS WITH A ROUNDERS BAT??"
0 likesDespite me being a massive gawky nerd, no one messed with me from then on ;)
I made a glass goose fall on my head by trying to climb a bookshelf. I was 4
0 likeswhen i was 7 i jumped down the stairs because i thought i was a fairy... i was a very weird child 😭
0 likesAh...I too have nearly burnt down the house with tissue and a candle. Good times...good times
0 likeslol but I really did, traumatic to say the least
Omg I did the video game character thing and the magic thing too lol
0 likesOMG I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW!
0 likesi am also a fire lord and caught my rug on fire as well as my bedsheets. t i g h t
1 likeI'm pissing myself laughing dodie you were a CHAOTIC child
0 likeswhy did you have such nice bedtime fantasies i used to imagine i fell down a hole outside my school and i’d get trapped and everyone would be like ‘OH GOSH WE GOTRA GET HER OUT’ and then a rubbish bin fell on top of me and trapped my arm and i’d like die 😅
0 likeswhen i was a kid and i went to see santa and he asked me what i wanted, i replied “corn”
0 likesi distinctly remeber commenting on your last video that you always post when im at therapy. i swear to heck i just came back from therapy to see this video.
1 likehow did me and dodie live the same childhood
0 likes2:53 I did the exact same thing! XD
0 likesI LEGIT HAD THE SAME CHILD FANTASIES
0 likesI always used to do the music video thing when I was a kid haha
0 likesI wish my mum would let us have midnight feasts
0 likesI used to pretend that I lived in a castle with all the Disney princesses and their princess and that each princesses has a daughter that looked exactly like them and that they would have massive balls and the husbands would ride horses and chop wood...? In hindsight it’s quite funny
0 likesHave you listened to hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it by Lana Del Rey?
0 likesI have listened to it on repeat since it got released. Its so beautiful and sad. I think you’ll like it. Give it a listen. x
Also keep doing what you are doing dodie, love you! x
Omggg I’m so excited to hear monsterrr!!!
1 likeI also liked fire as a kid and once accidentally burned a part of my carpet. No more fire after that.
0 likesI use to imagine in assembly that I was a spy and I had to get out ASAP but I'd never move
0 likesNot gonna lie I had no idea Dodie had a brother
0 likesIf you were a video game caracter, you would be Vanellope in Wreck it Ralph
0 likesIt sounds like she’s singing sometimes...
1 likeI laughed out loud
0 likesI PRETENDED I HAD POWERS TOO but it was more-so that I was the only fairy in my class and I could fly and like use my magic to save everyone and I would always imagine them finding out so I would accidentally float up a bit and everyone would be like “OMG WHAT” and I would look at my teacher and she would nod at me like “it’s time my dear” because somehow she already knew that I could fly and then I would sort of rise up to the ceiling and everyone would be like “woah”. Thanks for reminding me of that dodie 😂
0 likesTHANK YOU FOR UPLOADING
0 likesI loved stationary and pencils.
0 likesI use to dip my string cheese in my yogurt and then lick it off the cheese, it was good and people called me weird so I stopped.
0 likesDodie, you need to write a song about magical dodie
0 likesI’m so sad you didn’t get to finish you bear, now i wish I would make you one because i work at Build-A-Bear
0 likesI also got to blue belt 🤣 it was the second one
0 likesOh I did the video game character game all the time too and in my head I would pause myself and make up conversations between my player and like his mom asking him to stop playing video games and stuff.
0 likesI did the same thing with rainy car windows!
0 likesWait that “self defence” sounded suspicious
1 likeWhat lighting equipment is she using?
0 likesI played a game like Frankie with my brother except we stood on my toy box and took turns pushing eachother off and saying "you're pathetic!" cause I guess we learned what pathetic meant and thought it was hilarious?
0 likesI still pretend that I'm in a movie/video game and I'm 20 haha
0 likesMe and my brother also played Frankie, but we called it hippo!!!
0 likesOmg I went to lakeside on a school trip last year! Its actually amazingggg
0 likesThe first story is fucking gold ahahaha
0 likesLittle me ALWAYS wanted a bob. So one day I told my mom because she‘d always cut my sibling‘s and my hair. She said I should wait another night and think about it.
0 likesI agreed and went to bed. The next day I went into my mom‘s bedroom at 5am because i wAiTeD aNoThEr NiGhT and she had to cut my hair at 5am.
As a little kid I loved making presents. Every Christmas Eve I would go around the house and would just grab anything, wrap it in toilet paper and give it to my family. One year, I must have been around three, I grabbed my dads scissors, wrapped them in paper and gave it to him. I remember him saying 'thank you for getting me my scissors, what a nice present!‘. I was proud.
the driving at night thing is ME omg!!
0 likesLmao what must that woman've thought😂 I wanna know what your mum says about it now??
0 likesShout-out to lakeside, build a Bear was my life as a kid 😭😭
1 likedude i’m still being controlled by someone while being inside of a video game
0 likesThis made me soo nogalstic I love you
0 likesI used to think that I was part cat, and during gym class at school I'd quickly get down on all fours to assemble my cat powers in order to get better at the sport we were playing
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it didn't work
0 likes"f*ck, and blew as hard as i could"- dodie 2019
0 likes4:12 did dodie create the plot to stranger things?
2 likesI used to think that the song ‘Apologise’ by Timbaland went “its too late to pull the chimes” instead of “its too late to apologise” and then I would get confused when everyone laughed at me
0 likeswhy were you the most adorable child lol
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fire fights her back
Do you do meet and greets at your concerts? Trying to convince my parents to letting me see you in the fall
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Hey! I'm not dodie but she said in a instagram story she responded to my question about this. She said that they don't happen cause it's a YouTube thing,she says hi if she can.
1 like1:41 It shouldn’t be so surprising to me that she mentions lakeside but it is because that’s literally within walking distance of where I live wth
0 likesLIVING FOR THE BUN
2 likesi totally did the same 'super hero saving the school' thing yikes
0 likesFor some reason I read the writing on the thumbnail as me as a acid lol 😂
2 likesI am DECEASED by the iron story
0 likesWhen I was younger I used to be terrified of monsters and possessed dolls trying to kill me when I was asleep so I would make rules for them if they wanted to come kill me. Like id be like “you can only kill me if all the lights are off” or “you can’t kill me if I’m not moving and my eyes are closed and all of my body parts except for my head are under the covers” I guess it worked lol I ain’t dead het
0 likesyou are the cutest human being actually ever
0 likesi love ur bun pls keep forever
0 likesWas I the only kid that never had an imaginary friend ? I just couldn’t imagine a person there when they’re not .
0 likesi loved this
0 likesWhen I was little...
0 likesI would pick the fluff off my teddy bear and...
Shove it up my nose
Can we please get a tutorial on how to do this hairstyle pretty pretty please
0 likesI'M JUST WASHING MA AREAS MA'AM
0 likesSay it loud and proud Dodie, loud and proud.
ok young dodie is such a mood
0 likesi feel like other schools may have done this aswell but at my junior school we'd always try to play bulldog but the school saw it as "dangerous" so it was banned and we weren't allowed to play it so every time we wanted to play it we kept renaming it and play it under the new name until that one got banned and then rename it again. it was stupid and tbh i don't even know why it was a thing, especially between a school full of 7-11 year old children
0 likesIn like year 2 i had the temptation to bite into the burger i made with playdoh
0 likes‘Twas very salty
Interesting, I thought you looked Polish so I am not surprised that you are of Polish descent.
1 likeOne time I set a nailpolish applicator on fire because I was trying to I guess dye the wax? And I just kinda put it on the windowsill until that giant flame went out
0 likesOMG I DO THE MUSIC VIDEO OUT THE WINDOW THING STILL😂😂😂
0 likesI used to do the pee pee dance, just 2 year old me walking around naked spinning my lil dingaling around in a circle....yeahhh I was a lil odd
0 likesI'm a twin, so I didn't really ever make games on my own, but we did make games together, which was a big mistake, because I made this game called 'dodge the books'... where you literally chuck books at each other from on top of the bunk bed to the bottom bunk... let's just say, that didn't end well... don't play that game at home, kids :-) You may end up hitting your sister in the face with a box set of Narnia books with school picture day the next day... oops. (I'm not that stupid now, no worries)
0 likes"I'm just washin' my areas ma'am" haha :)
0 likes0:02 omg that sounds a little like the start of the attack on titan theme? i think?
2 likesIs it weird that I ....Sensed(?) ..That this EP was coming so soon? Which is great because I really need that sweet sweet music right about now
2 likesMy brother also used to do that bed flattening thing
0 likesyour bun distracted me for the whole of this video i love it so much
0 likesWhen I was little I LEGIT thought that song went "must be funny in a rich man's SQUIRREL"
0 likesHOW HOW HOW LITTLE DODIEEEEE I STAN T_T
0 likesi pissed myself in front of my whole nursery....
0 likesim still not over it.
I had this Stacy Barbie doll and this plastic white horse that were my favs. My go-to playtime with them was this elaborate tale of the girl getting thrown from the horse and getting amnesia. Also my ice skating Barbie was a ho and would have sex with ken all the time even though he was dating my Anastasia doll. Tsk tsk
1 likewhen she said science fiction my first thought was Voltron
0 likesone time when I was in a hotel and in this hotel it had the usual big window next to the door. Well in this hotel the window was inside the hotel, looking out the hallway and the pool. Well, I was three, and we decided to go swimming. Mom thought I could do it on my own she put on her bathing suit in the bathroom. Well, there I was, completely naked and before I put my bathing suit on I went to the window, stood on the ledge. And pressed my whole body against it so that way I could look out and see the pool. I remember a couple passing and the woman looking at me and then telling her bf, husband, or brother not to look. And then I put on my swimming suit and my mum never knew
0 likesI used to crawl round my house and bark at my family members
0 likesi named my kitten after you, i just had too
0 likesI legit did all of these things
0 likeswhen i was in 5th grade i killed ladybugs bugs for some reason i’d pick them up and squish them in my fingers
1 likeid also our grass in my hair and say i was the grass man and also chew up pieces of paper from my math journal and just chew them up and then spit them out
when i was in like reception to probably year 3 i used to call rectangles 'oblongs' because i was so scared so spelling rectangle wrong.
0 likesOh my god build a bear is the most magical experience a kid can experienceeeee
0 likesthumbs up if you preordered Human MONTHS ago and you are so excited that it's almost here!!!
0 likesyou’re so cute 😇💜
0 likesuH how did i not know that she had a new ep coming out??
0 likesWarning: wholesome comments allert! 💕
0 likesI ate a single blade of grass as a child because my dog did it and I wanted to try it. Smashing.
0 likesThe bun is here
1 likeAnd here to stay
Dodie we were like the exact same child
1 likeYess!! Another vlog 😁
0 likesI was a very shy kid but very friendly (those two don’t go together well). I always wanted new friends so i would be really annoying. (I’m somewhat better now). Anyways i was very lonely and would often play by myself and just imagine things. I was very creative and would act out different stories and play the main character while imaginary actors would play my costars. I never had just one imaginary friend. I would just create stories and act in them! Very strange but i guess i’m now into writing for these exact reasons.
0 likesI did a lot of these things, but I’m also an only child so maybe I was lonely. Dunno???
0 likes6:30 🎶IT WAS ONLY SELF DEFENSE🎶
1 like"IM JUST WASHING MY AREAS MA'AM!"
0 likesyour hair is getting long :0 lovin it
0 likes"IM JUST WASHING MY AREAS, MA'AM"
0 likesone time I was tickling my brother and he head butted my chin and I bit a hole through my tongue that was an Experience
0 likesOH MY GOD I USED TO DO THE VIDEO GAME THING ALLL THE TIME
0 likes(i still do.)
h a r m o n i e s
0 likesoh holy dodie
Dodie how do you feel about Anna Akana's interpretation of you in her recent video? 😂
0 likesi used to have like a fantasy where i was a princess from the real earth and was human. so the real earth got taken over but everyone else was aliens and was from this planet. whenever i was around everyone would pretend to be human.
0 likesit was really weird and i guess i just thought i was really important?? lmao
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0 likesmy dad owned a record of ABBA HITS and i would just watch the music videos and sing along
0 likesi felt the ox tongue omg
0 likesso damn cute
0 likesWait there’s people who don’t look out the car window when it’s raining and pretend they’re in a music video? Huh what a thought
0 likesis it bad i didn't know dodie had a brother?! like she's never mentioned him oof
0 likesI don't have a weird thing I did but I have a story. I was 3 years old and my mum was out, my dad sleeping. I opened the front door and me with my puppy ran out. My neighbour noticed and called my mum, who called my dad.
1 likeJust a funny story.
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0re0Mars I did the same thing! I don’t think I was even three years old when it happened. My parents and siblings were taking a nap and I decided to go on an adventure. I went to a family friends house down the street and was super confused why my dad was so freaked out when he came to get me.
1 like@Sophia Ridder Nice to know someone else ran away at a young age by accident. I also made the police come on my 3rd birthday while I was asleep.
1 likeSo i was NOT allowed to have chocolate when I was younger-dont ask- but whenever I would go to my Grandmas she would give us like mounds of chocolate and then send us home. My mum thought she had bad kids, but maybe she was just a bad information giver.
0 likesWhen I was younger I had a stuffed ducky (from land before time) and I was so excited, I had stories popping in my head of how I would play with her at my new house and how lit it would be. So i get to my house with my fam and my dogs- dogs.... yeah, so I set my ducky down and I take a nap. When I wake I get up, take a wee and go to the living area and expect ducky waiting there for me. Instead i see chunks of fluff and green fuzz EVERYWHERE.
Exact words:
"MUUUUMMMM!!!"
"Yes baby?"
"DUCKY!!!!"
"shit."
this video should be called little dodie has adventures
0 likesarms unfolding is E V E R Y W H E R E
0 likesMy best friends and I as a kid had ONE GAME we would play at every sleepover, it was always the same one, and it was called "The Swedish Prince." We'd dress up in their mum's satin nighties and pretend to be princesses and every time the swedish prince would climb in the window and try to marry one of us and we had to try our best to get rid of him. Sometimes violently. I'm not nearly that much of a feminist anymore!! Feel like we would have gotten along as 5 year olds, Dodie :)
1 likeMy dad gave me ox tongue and told me it was beef lmao I mean he's not wrong but I didn't find out for weeks
0 likesI'm sorry, but...You had to cry for 6 hours for those seconds of footage?! Whoever is responsible for this prolonged forced exposure to emotion, I'm gonna catch 'em and make them drink lemon juice!! undiluted, sugarless lemon juice
0 likeswhen i was a younger, i use to get the word tourist and terrorist confused.
0 likesImagine blonde Dodie...just throwing it out there...
0 likesThat hitting the nose trick you’re talking about for self defense can actually be really dangerous. If you do it too hard it can potentially break a piece of the bone in the nose off in pierce their brain and kill them. So ya. If you ever need to use that move you have been warned. (I know in situations where that move would need to be used you wouldn’t really care if the person died probably but there have been cases where someone accidentally killed someone in self defense and have gotten charged so ya)
0 likesOh my days that first story O.O
0 likesomg in year 7 my friend broke her nose bc of a rounders ball british schools really haven’t changed
0 likesyou could make a video on how to achieve that beautiful bun. please? :D
0 likesomg I did kickboxing as a kid and one of the only things I can remember is the nose smoosh
1 likeI REMEMBER THESE STORIES FROM PILLOW TALK WITH TESSA
0 likesOh I just realized that the little jingle is from the eyebrows video!
0 likesI HAD A REALLY SIMILAR GAME TO 'FRANKIE' CALLED MR TREE POP.
0 likesme and brother would say mr tree pop and we'd fall on my parents bed in the shape of my tree.
I used to cry and look out the window!
0 likesAnother childhood story, me and ma twin were only around 18 months, but we were left in our living room alone while our mum went to the toilet, and when she cam back, she found us standing 'innocently' next to a giant flat screen TV smashed on the floor, we'd gone behind it and pushed it over. My mum walked in, obviously apalled, and said "you've killed the teletubbies!" and let's just say we've never pushed any TVs over since :-)
0 likesI love you dearly but I miss your adorable short hair.
1 like😂😂😂😂 full on eye contact
0 likesTHE FIRST STORY IM DEAD
0 likesi might be wrong but i think 'crime' from arms unfolding is in this
0 likesI fucking love the hair oh my god
0 likesI can hear the singing now
0 likesWhen I was a little kid I drank ear drops and was hyper
0 likesYou have a BROTHER?!? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
1 likeu are such a precious bean ahhh
0 likesEP COMES OUT IN MY BDAY
0 likesso funny im acutally wneeeeeezing
0 likesThe big thing I would imagine when I couldn't sleep was that my bed would turn into a spaceship. That, and my neighbors and I had tubes connecting our houses.
0 likesThe magic of build-a-bear
0 likesIs anyone else just staring at the nesty bun?
0 likestwo words: tattoo tour
0 likesI needed this video
0 likeswhen I was younger (idk how old but before the age 11) I set the bin on fire....on Christmas...
0 likesIs it wrong that I remembered some of these stories from other vids?
0 likesbeing a kid is the best i miss it
0 likesPleaseeee do more asmr
0 likesox tongue is common in asian and mexican food too~
0 likesYooooo I loved lakesides build-a-bear!!!
0 likesI slept with my feet outside the blankets
0 likesYou look SO pretty 😍
2 likesreally wanted the teddy you where making to be andy pandy
0 likesFull on eye contact HAHAHAHAHA
0 likesi recognize some of these stories are from that pillow talk video with tessa violet
0 likesholy shit we were like????? the same child???! i did the same thing with the pretending i was the only kid in my class with magical powers!
0 likesOmg when u said watch Chicago the musical I nearly shit my pants bec that is the musical I'm doing at my school and i was so shook when u said that
0 likesthe bun better be here to stay!!
0 likes5:54 honestly what an aries mood
0 likesI would look at the seiling and stay awake
0 likesis Air So Sweet on the ep??? i loveeee the demo
0 likesI loved bedsheets
0 likesYou’re such a beautiful potato🥔
0 likesthis gives me life
0 likesLuv this!!!
0 likesWOWOoooOo ep comes out on my bday:)))
0 likesi did the classroom thing too jdfhkdhf we really be havin the same childhood???
0 likesDodie - looks like a cinnamon roll, IS a cinnamon roll - but is also covered in tattoos (somewhat)
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NoraNeko I wouldn’t say “covered”. She has like 5 in total
0 likeswhen I was little i ate a sharpie and I tried to pet a goldfish
0 likesMy little sister and I used to suck our thumbs and hold our ears and for some reason we liked cold ears so when we would sit on my dads lap we would fight over who got his right ear because for some reason we like it better than his left ear. I still don’t know why we liked his right ear more but there’s this really cute pic of us holding my dads ear.
1 likek but y'know when you were really little and you'd be sitting in the backseat of a car at night and your parents would be talking about you in the front but you'd be pretending to be asleep and you'd feel like such a spy bc "tHeY DoNt KnOw I'm nOt AsLeEp heughhuhfgsrvlgfbh" and then you'd try to make them carry you inside and yeah that was great yum
0 likesi'M jUstT WaSHiNg mY ArEAs, Ma'Am
2 likeswhy can I relate
1 likei once rubbed 3 entire bottles of shampoo onto our bed for no reason.. i was 2 then
1 likeWhen I was about 8 I got pepper spray up my nose...multiple times
0 likesWill human ep be avabile on Spotify
0 likeswhy did we have the same childhood?
0 likesI'm a blue belt too!🥋😁 omg karate twins😋
0 likesWHAT THE FRICK hi i had the exact same fantasies on having superpowers and having to save erryone when i was in primary school too, and i also always almost dies and my favourite teacher wld carry me back to my desk to recharge me... anyone else who have this fantasy as well?
0 likesI used to make snail farms in my garden and I made there beds out of tissue , they ate the tissue and there poo turned white
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omg
1 likedoddlevloggle science ;)
0 likesWhy did I do all of these things when I was little too?
0 likesyay! Dodie poop hair!
0 likeswith your hair like that, you remind me of Isabelle from animal crossing
0 likesI did the music video thing too lol
0 likescutie!!! livin for that pineapple hair
0 likesdodie please ox tongue is marvellous :<
0 likesi went to a hindu temple in year 8 too, wow. coincidence?
0 likesThank s for posting on my birthday!
0 likesDodie and the protection of one school in england
0 likesOH MY GOD THE CAR MUSIC VIDEO THING I DO IT ALL. THE. TIME. EVEN NOW (im 17 lol)
0 likesDodie: Become Crab
0 likesI think a little bit of blush would change your world
0 likesI want tea now
0 likesOmg dodie if you shove your palm into someone’s nose you can literally kill them
0 likesNever heard of anyone eating ox tongue in Poland
0 likesHaha. I use to pretend I was in a video game too! Lol. =^•^=
0 likesI forgot my wish on my bear :(
1 likeOmg am I the only one who had no idea you had a brother
0 likesHer introoo OHMYGOD
0 likesYou kinda look like Gemma Styles, omg, both of you are so gorgeous.
0 likesHaha I did the car thing too
0 likesI had a cat named Ophelia.
0 likesThe night stories part °_°
0 likes5:45 boi thats me haha I set a sock on fire and put it on my dads head while he was sleeping he didn't wake up teehee
0 likesYOU CAN HEAR HER SING THE SELF DEFENSE
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0 likesi imagined i was a video game character too
1 likeYou love Money Money Money, dang Money Money Money for Mamma Mia the school play. Basically, we’re riding the same wavelength
0 likesI pretended to be scared of vacuum cleaners.
0 likesWALK INTO THE WALL LIKE AN NPC
0 likesYOU BUILT A BEAR CAUSE YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FREE
Yass 13 going 30. I watched it last night for like the second time
0 likesLMAAAOOO FULL CRAB i love this
0 likesDO YOUR CLAPPY THING THAT YOU USED TO DO AT THE START OF EVERY VID PLSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
0 likesI DID QUITE A FEW OF THESE WHEN I WAS LITTLE WOAH
0 likesI ran around with a pink tutu on my head calling it hair. I was like 4 and am boi Idk just weird kinda
0 likesgo forth, make a bear
2 likesI used to do that video-game character thing too...
0 likesThe beginning reminds me of the eyebrow video
0 likesi thought everyone had the same birthmark as i had. :)
0 likesheheheh fun to see what words were for arms unfolding
0 likes7:24 my dogs name is Frankie
1 likeI bit my bully I was like 5 cos they grabbed both of my arms and wouldn’t let me move so I bit her face I drew a bit of blood but not much ,when my mam found out she was so angry but she then understood and explained to me why I shouldn’t bite people lol.
0 likesYou need a strong boyfriend to protect you from stupid Bad guys
0 likes3:27 i did that too!!!!!!!!!
0 likesk i really need to know what dodie's brother looks like
0 likesDodie has been to lakeside!!!!!!!! Damn. I mean. I should’ve know this. But 🌚
0 likesYOU’RE SO PRETTY
0 likesDanggg ur eyebrows are so good😍😍
0 likes“I’m JuSt WaShInG mY aReAs MaAm”
0 likesomg i went to build a bear two times each year aaa
0 likesWow I used to do karate and I also had all of those glow in the dark planets and stars
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Ditto. And I got to blue belt. And I had the moon-landing poster! :D
0 likesWHERE IS THE STAR LIGHT IN THE BACKGROUND FROM I NEED IT
0 likesI want to meet her brother
0 likesrunning away just made sense
1 likeDodie start the fire!
0 likesI USeD To Do ALL ThOsE ThInGs TOO!!
0 likesI used to do all of these things. Not even kidding
0 likes0:06 my last brain cell at 3am
0 likesI RELATE TO THIS. IDK WHY😂
0 likesdodie...
0 likesi’ve been a fan of you for years..
but dodie..
you have..
a bROTHER..?!
As a kid I ate crayons because I liked having colourful poop. Do not do this, it's unhealthy.
0 likesHuman comes out in two days AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0 likes"Attack" "self defense"
0 likesOmgggg. Dodie. All seriousness. What secondary skl did you go to bc we went to a Hindu temple in year 8 too. Is that a secondary skl thing or.
0 likesi adore you
0 likesThat's may sounds weird but does anyone else like... don't gave childhood memories? Or more like don't remember their childhood? I know it was mostly happy and obv I've been doing some weird things but i can't think about aby particular story and everything is so blurred that I'm not sure if I really was a child once. Plus I honestly can't tell any embarrassing stories.
0 likesOh I remember I use to love build a bear
0 likesDO A COLLAB WITH DAN AND PHIL THATS ALL I ASK OF YOU PLEASE
0 likesBarbecue ox tongue is delicious
0 likes5:18
0 likeshave a biscuit potter
what is it with granddads and feeding their grandchildren strange things
0 likesEveryone did the window thing
0 likesThe is very relatable
0 likeswhat was your build-a-bear wish?
0 likesdid every British school child go on a trip to a hindu temple in year eight because I have yet to meet someone who hasn't
0 likesI’m loving the top not it’s so cool
0 likesSo u were a Pyromancer?? Cool lol😂
1 likeOh my god I did the video game thing too wtf
0 likesYou are so unbelievably human
1 likeHOLY SHIT WHAT your granddad is Polish?! Hello almost sister (stupid, I know, still will rock that Polish pride...)
0 likesI’m going to your tour!!!!!! Yayyy meeee
0 likesYes, I'm not the only pyromaniac here 😊
0 likesso basically you were an absolute enneagram 4 by the time you were 3 haha
0 likesI’m just washin’ my area Ma’am
1 likePrecious aww
1 likew a s h i n g m y a r e a s m a ' a m
1 likeI DID THE VIDEO GAME THING
0 likesweird things i did as a kid? collected rain water and drank it
0 likesi wanna make a video like this but im not popular so i'd just have this video on the internet with like 2 views
0 likesi missed u sm
0 likesI’M JUST WASHIN’ MA AREAS, MA’AM
0 likesDodie is my gorl crush
1 likeOMG BUILD-A-BEAR IN LAKESIDE IS SICK
0 likes‘I guess it was self defense...’
0 likesI used to think Eddie Murphy and Will Smith were the same person.
0 likesActually in love w u
0 likesI M J U S T W A S H I N G M Y A R E A S
0 likesI love ur lil poop bun
0 likesNEW MUSIC YESSSSS
0 likesi wore fedoras and danced in yogurt land
0 likesI'm confused somebody help me out. I just watched dodie's bun video and there was a comment about unfolding arms and said if you didn't understand it to watch her most recent video, which is this one? But I still don't understand the unfolding arms thing...
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its the newest video on her main channel (doddleoddle)
0 likes@Emma Sanidad Ah, thank you
0 likesI NOTICED THE CRIME
1 likeOmg I love yooouuu
0 likesI'm actually going to combust when in two days
0 likesOoh this was posted the day after I turned 12
0 likesThe hair. Gosh that hair.
0 likes~Selfdefence~
0 likeslisten, I lit my garbage can on fire trying to put out a piece of paper I put on fire, then proceeded to run around my home with it, then as I heard my mom walking around so in a last desperate hope of not getting yelled at... I chucked it outside in to the snow bank only to have to go out later, bare foot, nothing remotely warm on to stand in the snow and put snow into the can to actually put out the fire, I was just a wee one so I understand.
0 likesGonna sob during She and that’s a fact
0 likes6:34 “attack”
0 likesWhy is no one talking about 2:21😭😂
0 likes0:16 is that one of the song lyrics
0 likesBUILD A BEAR IS AN INTIMATE MAGICAL PROCESS AS AN ADULT TOO!
0 likesYOUR HAIR IS SO BIG NOWWWW
0 likesI drank paint as a kid....accidentally of course
0 likesI pretended to be a piano as a child.
1 like...No, I'm not joking
I... enjoyed(???) peanut butter and cheese sandwiches
0 likesox tongue is good though
0 likesI’m literally from your town
1 likeI eat dirt as a kid so now I have a good immune system
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1 likeyeah I ate so much weird stuff my sister and I both drank bible mix
Cindy Lou Who sends her regards
0 likesCan someone explain Dodie's new hair style? Is it just a faze Mom?
0 likesi'm just washing my areas, ma'am
0 likesmy and my two older sisters pretend we have an older brother fred and that he lives at my nana’s house
0 likesMath. Subtract one from each number.
0 likesSend it over the sea
SOMEONE ELSE
0 likesWITH THE MAGIC POWERS FANTASY
INCLUDING THE NEAR DYING??? SOMEHOW???? WEIRDLY???
WHAT THIS IS SO WEIRD
I got to black belt in karate or tai kwon do. ^^
0 likesbaby IM SEEING U IN SEPTEMBER AT BUCKHEAD THEATRE ILY
0 likeslow-key cindy lou vibes
0 likesMONEY MONEY MONEY
0 likesMUST BE FUNNY
IN THE RICH MAN'S SQUIRREL
00:02 - 00:06 😍
1 likeI’ll be flossing
1 likeyasss 13 going on 30!!!
0 likesYOUR GRANDPA IS POLISH?? I'M POLISH TOO ASLDKJSALKJ
0 likesim just washing my areas MA’AM
0 likesI would make candles and paint.
0 likescrime!! not to do this again!! ahhhh
1 likeWAIT WAIT 6:10 "FIRE"
0 likesyoOOOOOOH IVE DONE LIKE HALF OF THESE WASSUP!!!!!
1 likeGimme summa that ox tongue
0 likesWHY DID THE FIRE THING HAPPEN TO ME TO
0 likesi have a secret...
0 likesi love you
“wuts this ham”
0 likesI used to chew crayons
0 likesLike wax crayons
This is probably going to make zero sense to anyone who doesn’t speak German but when I was very small I couldn’t say the word for balloon (Luftballon) so I said „Pustablöng“ in this really excited voice whenever I saw a balloon and according to my parents and siblings it was really funny but anyway if I were to try to explain it: „Luft“ means air („Ballon“ is balloon obviously) and somehow I made that into „Puste“ which means something like breath; „blöng“ I suppose is what I imagined a balloon sounding when it popped? I honestly have no idea but whenever I‘m back at my parents‘ house and there’s a balloon I like to point to it and say „Pustablöng!“ and it still makes my family laugh and idk I miss my childhood, can you tell
0 likesgo forth, make bear
0 likesSTOPP WITH THE BUNNN
0 likes2 DAYSSS
0 likes2:13 the captions have a lisp
1 likeI have the biggest crush on you❤
0 likesAhhhh love u
0 likesi'm pretty sure the blue belt is what you get when you buy the robe in America, but idk im british so wtf do i know
0 likesOmg dodie😂
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When i was younger i liked roleplaying with myself imagining everything from guards to rats and this habit stuck with me until i was like 13😅 i never did it with other kids tho
0 likesoh dodie
0 likesI love you
BUT YOURE SUCH A FOUR OH MY GOD
(pls make a video on Enneagram lol if ya want I’m kinda desperate)
I collected sunglasses
0 likesI forget that its not just you and hedi aghshshs
0 likes♡
0 likesFULL CRAB POSITION
0 likesI’m just washing my areas ma’am
0 likesWhere's Tessa
0 likesUgh dodes I miss Tessa
I love EVERYTHING about this!! The editing, the hair, the quirks ugghhh 💗💞👌🏻
0 likesThis made me feel so relaxed and nostalgic as if I lived your childhood too
0 likesOmg I’ve been waiting for a LONG time for the ep to come out, I’m very excited for this! Love you dodie 💛💛✊
0 likesluv you dodie 💛 this is great haha, it’s so cool to hear some of your childhood stories awe! I took martial arts classes too!! vv excited for the ep
0 likesthis video is so cute! i had so many flashbacks to my childhood! thank u dodes, this is the best
0 likesI’m so excited for your EP, she is going to be back! That’s my favorite song :)
0 likesI love your simplicity and true cuteness. Cant wait to see you in Vienna in Feb ❤ have a nice day doddie 😊
0 likesAlso btw I just have to say what a inspiration you are, your bound to get this all the time but your really are, you helped me discover my bi sexuality and to be open about it, and your one of the nicest and most goddam humble people on all of YouTube, thank you for making the internet a slightly kinder place
0 likesI have a few funny stories from when I was a kid. When I was around 3, my family decided to paint the house and hired a few people to do so. They brought their big cans of paint and were working as I watched. This was an incredible experience for me but at lunch time, my grandma being the Cuban grandmother she was, prepared a big meal for everyone and sat the workers to eat with the whole family. This was a bad idea! Because that left the cans of paint UNATTENDED. I was quick to drag one of them (i don’t even know how, those were big and I was 3) to the room and proceded to paint all over the walls, forniture and stereo that never worked again. I was a dedicated worker. I was commited.
1 likeWhen my family found me, I just shrugged and told them I wanted to help the house look pretty... I’m surprised they didn’t kill me😂
I was very good at playing on my own as a kid, and sometimes adults are just in the way of play, man. So at 2, I decided to lock myself up in my parents room with all my toys. When my tata (my nanny) realised, she tried to tell me off and ordered me to open the door through the window, but I just looked at her, laughed and said “nope”, and continued playing. My dad had to break down the door...
Not to mention that time when I was 4 and decided to make an impression of a cat and climbed up the curtains to where my tata couldn’t reach me, hanging from the metal tube like a sloth. I ended up not knowing how to get back down and simply... letting go. I was fine but I think my tata is traumatised.
Oh I wanna cry now, you just transported me right back in time to when I had such a vivid imagination, when I could just be so silly without a care and lose myself in a funny game like Frankie. Also you really went out hard with that shower story I had to pause and catch my breath there!
0 likesThank you for sharing (and thus reawakening one's own childhood memories)!
0 likesI just had a look at your tour plan.. are you a wee bit insane? :D
Please (well, first and foremost have fun) but also don't forget to take care of yourself during that time!
This made me laugh really hard; especially the part where you're just walking around like a mario block
0 likesRemember when little kids had imaginations? Also this is the sweetest video I've ever seen.
0 likesOK but in all realness this video gives me the warm and fuzzies. Such a trip down memory lane! <3
0 likesi haven't laughed this much from a video in a long time, i did some of these things as a kid too i ahaha especially the music video one
0 likesWe need a bun tutorial asap. The bun is here and I love her
2 likesYes. Jack & Dean with the 'The Good, the Bad and the blbla of 2018" and dodie with her awesome way of... 'storytelling' with this.
0 likesI love traditions.💓
me and my friends are having a listening party of your ep at starbucks the day it comes out ah im so excited for it
0 likesAs a kid I always imagined myself heroically saving my crush from the school as it burned, then one year when we had a genuine fire in my school I broke a first years arm as I pushed her out the way.
0 likesThis is so soft and wholesome I’m in love
0 likesaw that story about you finding a way to cry for the 6/10 vid almost made me cry like,, that’s so soft bless
0 likesThis is why Dodie has a special place in my heart.
0 likesI got through the first fact and paused and went “oh wAit, I need tea for this!”
0 likesI love you dodie you are the cutest sweetest angel love listening to things you did as a child you are such and imaginative creative person
0 likesI DID THE MUSIC VIDEO THING TOO!
0 likesAlso, when I was young, I was OBSESSED with fairies. I remember having a flower fairy book that I would look at for hours on end, selecting which fairies I'd like to be and custom making my own fairy outfits.
Apparently, (this is my mum's favourite thing to tell people), I would run around in nothing but a pair of knickers and wellies wearing my fairy wings and wand. And when I couldn't find them, I'd go up to my parents yelling "WHERE ARE MY VINGS AND MY VAND?!" (I absolutely pronounced them like that, I don't know why, haha!). I would also spend ages lying underneath this weeping willow tree in the middle of my local park and imaging fairies darting between the branches.
But my mum's favourite memory of all time was seeing me on Bonfire Night curled up with my fingers in my ears (I HATED fireworks back then- I was terrified of the noise) on my parent's bed dressed in my wings and knickers, wellies and all. I was a weird kid XD
Tiny Dodie, bouncing a ball: THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY
0 likesOne time when I was little (maybe like 5 or 6), me and my older sister where in the living room of our house and we saw our mom out front and she started crying, and then my sister told me our mom was crying because I was born.
0 likesSo that was my childhood ...
(Just in case you were wondering, she was not crying because I was born. Just thought I should clarify)
One time when I was little (maybe like 5 or 6), me and my older sister where in the living room of our house and we saw our mom out front and she started crying, and then my sister told me our mom was crying because I was born.
0 likesSo that was my childhood ...
(Just in case you were wondering, she was not crying because I was born. Just thought I should clarify)
When I was young, I literally thought that the sun followed me and I was “chosen” by the sun so I told my friend and she was like “omg the sun follows me too” and I said something like “um no you’re lying the sun follows mE because I’m special and you’re not”
0 likesI once buried someone’s coat in the sand at the playground in the neighbourhood, because this girl had been very mean to me. When her mother came at our door, I denied so so hard, but when she left I literally burst into tears and told my mum everything lol.
0 likesShe didn’t do anything with it tho hahaha
i stopped watching your vids for a while because i just couldn't find the time to and i watched this one and my heart,,,,,,, just exploded. i remembered why i love you dodie. thank you
0 likesSo, I really liked hiding when I was a little boi. Once, I was on holiday with my family and went to hide under the bed of a random room that was left open in the hotel. My mom panicked until they finally found me playing with a Doberman which was taller than me in that very same room. My mother told me she almost had two heart attacks that day haha
0 likesWhen I was in primary school I used to play IT with my big group of friends. They were a lot faster than me and I could never catch them. It was still fun.
0 likesi think i've heard that midnight snack story before? anyway, i'm getting some hard core déjà vu vibes haha :)
1 likeThe little bits about pretend games brought me back to my childhood so quick i had whiplash dude. I guess in middle school i was weened off of those pretend games, told they were uncool, but ultimately what the hell is uncool about imagination
0 likesI remember when I was little and we went to the pool I was convinced I was a waterbender so I'd jump up and down and move my hands and thought that my hand movements made the water move (instead of.... y'know....me jumping) also I used to have super long hair so I'd spend ages under water with my eyes open so I could see my hair flow around my head and pretend I'm a mermaid
0 likesI just wanted to be a water-related fictional character apparently 🌊
I AM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD DODIE
0 likesHun I pre ordered the day it was available I love your music and you so much
0 likesFor some reason, i haven't watched a dodi video in a month or two, and when the notification came up i got so excited :D
0 likesI once ran away in an ikea and since I was lost and away from my dad I thought hmmm what to do....so I went to the bit where they have the show bedrooms and got in the bed. Was found by my dad and an ikea worker who woke me up. Apparently the whole shop had been on lock down incase someone was trying to smuggle/steal me out but I had been having a little sleep the entire time 👍 10/10 would recommend
0 likesI also loved midnight feasts and chicago the musical as a pre-teen. And the dance mats and bratz and caramac bars.
0 likesOne of my childhood stories
0 likesWhen i was in like, year 2, i figured out what sex was. Kinda. So i went round the wholllle school, spreading my newfound knowledge. Of course, i was spreading the wrong information and instead of the man going in the woman, the woman went in the man ( traditional because I was like. 7 and didn't know how gay I was yet). Anyway, the school got so many complaints that we all had an emergency assembly explaining that sex was bad in the eyes of the Lord.
No teacher ever found out it was me.
Moral of the story? Tell as many people the wrong information as possible for no personal gain.
When I was 3 or 4, me and my two friends were finger painting and me decided to put the paint on our feet and run around on the white carpet...
0 likesmy mom was NOT happy
When my brothers and I were younger, we had two games we'd always play. The Dark Game and The Broom Game. My eldest brother, Michael once chased me with a knife during the dark game, and i proceded to cry for an hour. A few years later we were playing the broom game (we were geniuses. Basically you just try to...hit someone with a broom) Anywho, I went for my usual tactic that my brothers hated, in which I would hold the broom in the air and spin around really fast. Well, I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing and I accidentally hit my older brother, Wesley in the face. He didn't speak to me for a week. It's alright though, six years later and he's completely forgotten about it. Mainly because a few weeks after the incident he accidentally shot me in the face with an airsoft gun and now it's a common story in my family. Gotta love my brothers, eh?
0 likesOoo, your grandad is Polish! So awesome that you will go to Poland, we can't wait for your concert 💛💛💛
0 likeswhen i was little i thought i could fly down the stairs? i have full on 'memories' of gently floating down to the bottom. i never flew anywhere else, it was just down the stairs, felt like my own little secret
0 likesMe and my older sister would take turns running from the hallway into my mums room and jumping on her bed. One day, I was feeling sneaky. So I stood behind the door when it was her turn, and as she ran I pushed the door into her face. Needless to say she doesn't trust me around doors anymore.
0 likesWhen I was a little child I loved watching all the wacky tv shows that the kids channel would only show at like five in the morning. One morning I was sat on my floor and whilst waiting for my show to start I threw the remote in the air and caught it. My older sister used to throw things and see how many times she could clap before she caught it. She could normally get in what I thought was a lot of claps but was probably only three or four. I thought, hey, maybe I could do that too. So I threw the remote in the air, clapped twice, didn’t catch the remote and absolutely screeched when the remote smacked me in the face. I had a bruised cheek for weeks.
0 likesA few years later I was sat on my sofa. I asked my mum to throw the remote to me. She did. I, being the idiot that I am, didn’t even try to catch it. Just sat and watched in horror as this remote flew at me and hit me in the eye. I had a black eye for a while after that, too.
I used to go to a catholic school, and when my brother started going with me we would be out at recess and I would pretend to levitate and throw him everywhere x)
0 likesI used to do the crying window thing on the school bus every morning that it rained...you'd think someone would've asked me if something was wrong? No one ever did. Lmao😂
0 likesi love this so much it made me cry
0 likesI had to get my tonsils out and I was high on the meds they gave me and I was like “mommy sing to me” and during surgery the surgeons were singing to me
0 likesYou're just the most amazing human
1 likeI was obsessed with fire too and would melt things when no one was watching, I still have a scar in my arm from when I tried to melt a balloon and it just fell on my skin lol
0 likesi would love a tutorial for the groovy bun
0 likeswhen i was a kid i use to pretend that any source of light was actually magical fairies and only i could see them and talk to them. I spent many of my days staring at lights and whispering things to them ... kinda creepy now that i think about it :/
0 likesOne time when I was like 12 my best friend was at my house for a sleepover, and we decided that we were going to stay up super late playing barbies. So we waited until my parents went to bed, and when we thought they were asleep, we pulled out our barbies and were whispering and playing away. I was sitting with my back to the door of my room and my friend was facing it, and suddenly she looks up and gets this really scared look on her face so I slowly turn around, barbies in hand, to see my dad standing over us frowning. He was so mad at us, and we felt like such rebels for staying up past midnight playing barbies. We laugh about it now.
0 likesOne time in year 1 my brother, in year 3, shouted out in front of our entire primary school ‘Amanda’s in love with John!!!’ and that guy never spoke to me after that
0 likesthis video reminded me of a bunch of stuff from when I was younger so ima just make a list
0 likesokay so I LOVED (who am I kidding love) the x-men and superheroes and was also convinced that I was one but just didn't know, but I think I also thought my parents knew and just weren't telling me so I used to go through the receipts in my dads wallet hoping to find a note about me having powers and stuff that was fun
I also listed to abba spusificly just all of mama mia over and over again, it was the first Broadway musical I ever saw and I just remember being so enchanted by it, to this day thank you for the music is one of my favorite songs, it just makes me feel all the things and all the other songs can put me in a good mood no matter what
I was a fuken monkey bar master! At my elementary/middle school we had a playground and the coolest thing to do was to sit on top or jump from the platform and catch onto the third bar and I was always too scared to do that. BUT I could skip bars and spin while I went across and stuff, I would also jump over the ending platform/bar thing and onto the ground I thought I was so cool
Hahah obsessed with fire hey? 🤔 No wonder you and Hannah (hellohannahsnow) get along so well 😂 if anyone is confused I’m referring to Hannah’s comments about fire in her diy Cindy Lou who vid. Which I recommend, it’s so cute
1 likeWhen I was 8 I wrote a letter to my parents with an entire plea about why I was grown up enough to walk to home alone from my after school club(BSO) so I could go home earlier.
0 likeson those wonderful walks home I played a game where I imagined that I was abandont when I was a baby and was now on a trilling journey to find my real parents and I'd narrated it in my head as like a book. And when I finally reached my home (10 min walk I was dramatic) I would pretend that everything felt so familiar and that it was an incredible journey
Oh if you want another broken nose story, I was playing on some bars and thought I was going really high (I wasn’t) and I showed my friend but I flew off the bars instead and landed face first on the ground. I’d only been at that school for a month...and we had school pictures the next day. My year 5 photo looks great 👌😂
0 likesi’m so excited for this ep yall don’t even know
0 likesI’m so on edge about the new ep I’m so excited
0 likesI think this just shows the truly amazing imagination that dodie has.
0 likes(Ignore my name my friend changed it as a joke and YouTube won't let me change it)
I GIGGLED SO MUCH and I used to have a thing for incense and I too somehow developed this into setting tissues on fire and then small plastic objects oh god I had forgotten. Pure would just go home and burn things like a wee psycho x
0 likesI wanted to be more at one with life in year 5 so I meditated in the middle of the football pitch whilst people were playing. My friend then got fed up and aimed the ball at my head whilst the others were cheering which by the way was very rude. Anyway The ball got bullseye and I got a concussion.
0 likesthat first story,, i can’t stop laughing
0 likesGlad I wasn’t the only child who had the ‘I’m the only kid with super powers and I have to save everyone’ fantasy
0 likesOh and I had a toy Dyson (yes they were a thing) and I would “vacuum” everywhere CONVINCED I was helping
Sadly I don't really remember much from my childhood, but I once apparently smacked my cousin in the head with a tape recorder, repeatedly. I must have been like 3 or 4 at the time and my parents died laughing when they told me
0 likesI had the fire phase. It all ended when I had a candle in a glass jar and I put a tissue in it. It burnt. Then I put some paper in it. Then it burnt. And then I put more random burnable stuff in. The candle was on my windowsill and it got hotter bc of all the stuff I was burning. The glass jar shattered everywhere and umm yeah I stopped playing with fire
0 likesWhen I was little I would set my parents chairs up at the end of the staircase and I would blast my music and put on a performance for them. I danced and sang... I was awful at it. Me and My sister used to pretend that my bed was a pool. We would get in our bathroom and change into our swim suits. We would get on my bed and jump “into the water” and “swim”. We literally would do that for hours! Around the same time we played that my parents closet was an elevator. We locked ourselves in the closet and the door got stuck. So we yelled until my dad heard us, it took him like half an hour to get the door open 😂
0 likesDodie is me procrastinating in any situation
0 likesSTORYTIME! I used to imagine an alternative universe just outside my car window whenever we were listening to the radio whilst driving. It looked just like the road did, the only difference was that there were people dancing EVERYWHERE. There were people dancing on the street lights, and groups of dancers on each car. It kind of looked like the final shot of 'Another Day Of Sun' from La La Land. And the dancers' outfits changed to match the song that was playing, and the dancestyle changed too. Sometimes it was hip hop, sometimes it was ballet. Sometimes the dancers told a story, for example a love story between two dancers on two different cars who couldn't reach each other. Sometimes there was a chase going on, so the dancers were jumping from car to car trying to get away from something dangerous behind them. Whenever I put myself inside of that universe, I was always the main character (of course - we're all narcissists), but I didn't look like mE. I, too, changed to fit the theme of the song and the story I told in my own head. I could entertain myself like that for hours, gOd, I miss being a kid.
0 likesOne time I set 40 ladybirds loose in my cloakroom and we had to have in quarantined. Then I cried coz someone told me the RSPCA was going to arrest me coz I'm a ladybird killer.
0 likesAlso me and my sister used to put laundry baskets over our upper bodies and have duels by running at each other at full speed then falling down then try be the first to get up so you could crush the other. However since our arms were stuck in the baskets we ended up just rolling around like salt shakers with legs.
when I was little I invented all the games my little brother and I would play, and they usually revolved around me being a queen and him bringing me gifts lol but one time when I was about 6 I made up a game where one of us would be blindfolded and the other would bring a random object and the blindfolded one had to figure out what it was by feel. I wanted this game to have a name and I had heard the word “suicide” in a movie...had no idea what it meant but thought it sounded exciting 😬 so that’s what we called the game and imagine my poor mother one day when she heard us say “let’s go play suicide!”
0 likesme and my brother used to do the same thing with my parent's bed! except we would do it with hangers.. no idea why but we thought we were so helpful.
0 likesSome people enjoy ASMR. I enjoy Dodie’s accent.
0 likesLmao, I lowkey used to be a pyromaniac as a kid as well. I only stopped playing with matches when I almost set my nan's bathroom on fire 🙂
0 likesWhen I was little I used to play alone in the playground too, id pretend I was the doctor from doctor who and I was going on an adventure, one of the teachers literally stoped me once and said why don't you play with the other kids and I said no I'm happy like this, this is what i want to do
0 likesas someone who is currently studying child psychology and childhood studies, this was actually genuinely really interesting 😂 love little insights like this, all your experiences make you who you are and i loveeee it all
0 likesMe and my sister's used to play a game where we took turns taking all the blankets in the house and wraping up mummy style, and we would pile all our teddy bears and pillows on top, then we'd sit on top of the person. And whoever could get out of that the fastest won.
0 likesSo I remember listening to this Italian song when I was like 5 or 6 and there is a line that goes sorta "I'll come back only if you come back too". It was a love song but my young mind could only imagine it in a sorta of hide and seek scenario. I've been wondering for hours how the singer would know if the other person was back to the starting point if he wasn't already there too 😂😂😂
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Also talking about food, my boyfriend's parents tried to make him eat some animal's brain when he was younger eewww
0 likesmy mum said I was a really independent child and wanted to do everything myself so one day I told her I wanted to dress myself. My mum was so proud because I was only 3 and I had put on this cute little dress. We went to Woolworths later on that day, my mum was looking at clothes and turned around to find me looking in the full length mirror, in the middle of a busy shop, pulling my dress over my head and that’s when she realised letting 3 year old me dress myself was a bad idea because I wasn’t wearing any knickers
0 likeswhen i was a lil child i stayed with my aunt one time. i took a shower. lil reese had never taken a shower, only baths. therefore, i yelled at the shower head, "RAIN! I'M JUST A LITTLE GIRL!" and i cried.
0 likesThis is so sweet :) kids are weird
0 likesI’ve been waiting for the new EP for some time😩
0 likesWhen I was in 1st class (i was like 7) I created this game which was to tie up the older kids (eldest being 12 some maybe 13) with the skipping ropes. They didn’t have handles r anything they were just long ropes. More ppl were doing it everyday until the game was banned when my sister (who was in 4th class maybe, so like 9-10 ish) was tied up, fell over and got a black eye. And I still to this day blame myself, cause I came up with the game, and feel terrible about it! 8 YRS ON THIS YR
0 likesWhen I was in 1st class (i was like 7) I created this game which was to tie up the older kids (eldest being 12 some maybe 13) with the skipping ropes. They didn’t have handles r anything they were just long ropes. More ppl were doing it everyday until the game was banned when my sister (who was in 4th class maybe, so like 9-10 ish) was tied up, fell over and got a black eye. And I still to this day blame myself, cause I came up with the game, and feel terrible about it! 8 YRS ON THIS YR
0 likesOn the last younger dodie video I wrote about how I used to think all fish were flying fish, so I thought I should share another story. So I was super sheltered when I was little, and because of that, I didn't know that some things were considered bad. That being said...one day before school when I was around 9 or 10, I found a dirty magazine in my dad's study. However, to my little sheltered mind, it wasn't 'dirty', it was just pretty ladies in a book...so I brought it to school to show people....some older boys saw me with it and begged to have it and even offered to pay me...I couldn't figure out why it was such a big deal, but I said okay and gave it to them...and that's how I became a dirty magazine seller in the 6th grade (I got in trouble the next day after someone told a teacher about it)
0 likesYou’re like a little boble head when you talk, it’s cute
0 likesme as a child: (songified)
0 likes♪ i'm in the corner, eating a tissue, ohhhhhhhh ♪
(or reading like the loner i was)
Weird, I also did the "pretend you're in a music video and cry while looking out the window", I mean I still do which is even weirder. Probs the reason why I've been so unsuccessful when it came to making friends.
0 likesWhen I was 3, I stuck an end piece of a sausage up my nose one evening, but my mum didn’t find out until the next evening because I couldn’t breathe properly and I had to be taken to A&E to be put under anaesthetic to have it removed :)
0 likesMe and a friend in Primary used to play "Steve Irwin" together, so basically he'd be Steve and I'd be his wife and we used to pretend we were riding motorbikes in the playground and saving animals. We were in year 2 and learning about zoos and jungles and we both watched The Crocodile Hunter soooo that's where this game was made up from :'D AND MAN this video had me grinning and giggling all the way through it<3
0 likesSo one night my little sister and her best friend were having a sleepover, and they put me in charge of 'babysitting' (because I was literally only 2 years older than them. I think they were 9 or 10 and I was 11 or 12.)
0 likesWe started feeling a bit like 'ooh no adults let's be BAD' so we made a shitton of cookie dough. Like so much. Way too much. And after 2 bites each we were just all like 'k i don't want this anymore'.
But then my sister's friend was super paranoid that if we just threw it out in the kitchen, her parents would see it and then get really mad. My sister and I suggested throwing it out in the big garbage in the garage, but she was paranoid that they would see it there, too.
So that's how we ended up spending the evening wandering around our neighbourhood with a garbage bag full of cookie dough trying to find somewhere to throw it out. Oh, to be 12.
buyin' the ep as soon as it comes out
0 likesThe story at 5:00 is one you talked about with Tessa!!!!!!
1 likethis video made me a bit sad. i miss being a kid. things were so simple. there were no bad days. only boring ones. i miss being carefree. i miss when my biggest problem was whether or not my schoolyard crush liked me back. i wish i could go back and shake myself and tell her to savor it. because those were the best days of her life. it's like one day, a switch is flipped, and you're no longer a kid anymore. and you have real responsibilities, and real problems. and you start feeling things differently. things that you never even could have thought about before keep you up at night. i miss waking up every day, not having a purpose, and it not mattering. i miss living in the moment as a kid. i miss when you get so involved in a game in your imagination, that you forget who and where you are. i guess that's why i'm an actor, i'm chasing that feeling again. but anyway, i've just been obsessing over the past recently. i've been going through photo albums in my mind from past months every single day. and this video got me thinking about all this a lot. the goal is to live like a kid again. but it's so hard when i know that i have to learn to say goodbye. goodbye to the past. goodbye to memories. goodbye to childhood. and goodbye to so many of my friends as they start to graduate.... woah. i just wrote a lot. i guess something about this video, even though it's just stories from your childhood, really resonated with who i am right now, and the things that have been on my mind. i guess this just needed to escape me. can't wait for the new EP!
0 likesMy heart isn’t going to be able to take this album
0 likesyou are so perfect i cant't handle it
1 likeI had an imaginary donkey called Magical when I was growing up. That is all.
0 likesAhahahha. I cracked up at the first story
0 likesMuch love from Poland 🇵🇱❤️
0 likesYour ep comes out on my birthday♥️
0 likesI DID THE MOVIE THING
0 likesI'd mouth the lyrics to songs and then squeeze out tears. Or if I was in my bedroom, I would turn on a man and let my hair blow and be all dramamatic.
Heh.
I would also run round my grandmother's and pretend to be in a first person shooter and pick up look like a video game character.
When I was about seven, I'd be home from school a couple hours earlier than my mom. We lived above our grandparents, so they would make my lunch and watch me. Then I'd go upstairs and make my homework until my mom came home. Now one day, I didn't have homework and wanted to do something nice for my mom, so I decided to "cook" her a salad. I didn't really now how that works and long story short, I put a plastic bowl on our stove and melted the entire bottom off. Since then I'm a bit terrified of cooking.
0 likesI used to pretend I was a king and use a chess board to plan attacks on my enemies but no matter the size of my army I would lead the charge and fight people off with my magic knives and magic powers
0 likesYou know you could have just used saline solution or water for the crying scene in 6 out of 10. You didn't have to traumatize yourself.
0 likesi would watch this content for HOURS
0 likesI’ve only ever stolen one thing in my life.
0 likesMy mom is a teacher, and in kindergarten I went to the school she taught at, so I would go to her room when the school day was over. She would frequently go and talk to the teacher next door, and most times I’d go with her. The teacher’s room smelled incredible, and after a few visits I realized it was the wax that she had in her wax melter. And I swear to god, every time we went in there from there on, I would “sneakily” scrape some wax off the top of the wax melter and put it in an empty lip balm container so that I could smell it later (I was really fuckin’ weird okay). I remember trying to be sneaky at the time but looking back on it there’s no way that this teacher couldn’t have seen her coworker’s weird daughter stealing her wax.
When I was a kid I used to watch a police show on TV with my father... And for some reason I liked the villains more than the heroes... And I always wanted to become a drogdealer when I become a big girl... And when I had to talk about what do we want to be at school... I said that I wanted to be a drogdealer... Well... The next thing I knew... My mom was talking to the principal and the concealer in my school...x'D
0 likes(You asked)
0 likesI used to pretend I was an orphan wizard when I couldn't sleep and kept a wooden stick under my pillow (it's still there)
I also used to marry my friends in the playground like we'd have rings and bridesmaids and everything and like we never realised it was weird and here I am bisexual as ever
I had a weird obsession with fairies so I would make little houses for them but then they stoPPed ComIng so I made a massive sign telling them I had put so much effort into this fairy swimming pool and when I was ten the 'fairy' left me a note telling me I was too old and I cried for six fucking hours
Once my friend was coming back from holidays so my friends and I spent two hours pushing a massive log up the hill to where our new clubhouse was gonna be because the log was the best seat and we wanted to welcome her home
And the almighty revenge story that I call The Shit Show
There's a girl who lives across the road from me and her family is just odd. They've had their house windows mirrored so they can see themselves walking down the driveway and they can look out at us without us knowing. But the girl who lived there used to play with my friends and I but she was pretty nasty and we just stopped. One day however I get this idea out of nowhere that we needed revenge. I had taken my uncle's dog on a walk a week previous and he had taken a shit on the top of the hill. I had for some reason memorised where and collected it in a pile of leaves. I sent my friend to her house and she dropped it on my neighbour's doorstep while I watched from behind a hedge. Then one of my friends freaked out. She started saying that she was going to get me in trouble with the police and I fREAKED OUT. So I ran home and go into the kitchen crying and tell my parents I've put poo on the neighbour's doorstep and I'm going to hell. I cleaned up the poo and gave a letter of apology and my parents tried to apologise too but they were laughing too much so our neighbours haven't really talked to us since. I see that as a good thing though because they never had anything nice to say!!
Karma got me though because the anxiety made me violently ill that night and since then I have not spoken to the girl.
I swear I was a nice kid I honestly don't know what possessed me
I got your BOOK for Christmas and honestly,u dont need anything else in life like literally buy her book
0 likeswhen i was 5 or 6 years old my sister put salt in my ice cream and obviously that made me very angry so i started screaming at my brother and sister saying “WHAT THE FUCK IS IN MY ICECREAM” i had a bit of a potty mouth but then my dad got home a couple minutes later and i told on both of them. i was such an annoying little child.
0 likesThe intro!!! (I love the brows video lol)
0 likesSo many YouTubers today over-complicate the kind of content they put on their channel. It’s filled with insane editing, the fanciest kind of technology, click-baited titles, fake personalities, etc. But Dodie has the best kind of content: simple, real, genuine, and organic. It’s so personal and you feel a real connection to her, and can’t help but to fall in love with her. You feel like you’re good friends, sitting down for a good chat. You finish watching her videos feeling uplifted and happy. There needs to be more people like Dodie in the world. She is such an inspiration to me ❤️
0 likesI preordered the vinyl a few weeks ago 😇😇
0 likesMe and my sisters played a game called "rock". One person would curl up in a ball and lay a blanket them over themselves on the floor. The other person would stand on top of this "rock" and make a speech about how smart they were or something. Then without warning the "rock" would sway from side to side in attempt to catch them off guard and get them to fall rather than just stumble. The fact we didn't get serious injuries from this is astonishing
0 likesSo you know how a lot of kids write on the walls when they are little? I never did that. Instead, I would lift the bedsheet on my bed and use CRAYONS to scrape designs into the cloth. At this age, we didn't have money for a large enough apartment so my mother shared the bed with me and once, she caught me drawing when she woke up. She literally screamed when she saw how many drawings had amounted on the mattress. I don't think we ever got a new one though, lmao.
0 likesOml thank you so much i just remembered my buildabears in my cupboard that i haven't seen for y e a r s
0 likesyour hair is a mess but it is also so cute and I love it
0 likesI should make one of these of my own facts. But in the meantime here's one. I watched a lot of action shows as a kid and sometimes when to poop, I was constipated. SO, I would make up a scenario like a police stand off or I'm a spy escaping the bad guys and I had to get rid of the evidence quickly to make myself poop. Worked for a few years. I never told my parents about the imaginary spy/ police stand off. Another one is where I faked like I drowned in the pool in the backyard. My sis and I were great swimmers so my mom never believed it. It panicked the dog, though. Then there was watching soft core porn after my parents went to sleep, pre-internet days. That was exciting for a 12 year old.
0 likesmy brother and I made up a game called "get mars" and I had to shine a flashlight and he would try to touch the light but I would move it around it was pretty fun tbh
0 likesI love you so much Dodie
0 likesSo like I was told there this defence move of pushing under the nose like there could actually kill some one... Cause it could push the bridge of the nose into the brain of your attacker... Is that true?
0 likesyour hair looks so nice!!!
0 likesthat is so fucking crazy I used to imagine the exact same magical powers situation like down the same detail u described what the fuck
0 likesin kindergarten my friend and i would pull our hands up through our sleeves and we would flop them around and pretend we were fairies :’) why floppy sleeves meant fairies idk but we had a good time
0 likesWhen you said at the end of the video "like I said at the beginning" I thought you were going to talk about washing your private parts, as in "like I said at the beginning I wash my private parts" which- good for you, rinsing them with water is good, but it was sort of a moment of is this goblin Dodie oversharing or is this normal human level sharing?
0 likesDODIE YOU ARE SO CUTE!!
0 likesI seem to remember us all pretending to be lion king characters in the playground and running around on all fours and licking each other (ew)
0 likesI used to clip clothing pegs to the back of my shirt and pretend i was a dinosaur.🐊
0 likesIs it bad that I'm 14 in 4 months and still pretend I'm in hogwarts and shoot "spells" and go around in a cloak......yes a frigging cloak
0 likesI guess I'm really afraid to grow up or something but I dunno
As a kid, I used to wear odd crocs. As in one blue, one yellow. By choice. Take from that what you will.
0 likesMe too, Dodie, me too ahaha
0 likeswait oh my gosh, I got weirdly excited by the fact that your grandpa is polish lol, where is he from?
0 likesYeah CHICAGO THE MUSICAL! It never gets old🌟
0 likeshow haven’t i heard that dodie has a brother until now i thought it was only hedy
0 likeswait, you're supposed to remember your childhood? well shit.
0 likesgonna need this hair tutorial
0 likesomg i feel so sad that you didn't get to finish your bear the fact that you'd already MADE the WISH. it's just so heartbreaking
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dude it HURT
0 likesI grew up in the (American) south and I was the definition of a tomboy. My cousin and I would ride our bikes all day and play in a little creek that goes through my yard. One day when I was like six or seven, we were playing in the creek and I saw this bug thing swim right next to my foot. Well being the little adventure girl that I was, I tried to catch it. I spent like a solid five minutes trying to find this little bug thing while my cousin just stood there confused. When I finally caught it, it. was. on. I chased my poor cousin down the street with the “tiny lobster”.
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Also one time I found a worm under a brick and when my mom found me playing with it, she screamed and informed me that it wasn’t a worm and it was definitely a snake.
0 likesyour hair is weird and i LOVE IT
0 likesDODIE VID ON MY BIRTHDAY BEST PRESENT EVER!!!!!MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE!!!!
0 likesDODIE I SET MY OVEN ON FIRE ON SATURDAY AND NOW I’M REALLY SCARED OF FIRE
0 likesI thought it was gonna say "brows" but you said "this" she tricked me lol
0 likesily!! some of these i did too lol
2 likesi'm fukin' h y p e d to hear a studio version of 'monster'.
0 likesimmediately thought of victorious when she said chicago musical omg
0 likesYour fucking tea wobbling around the edges at the beginning had me nervous as heck...
0 likesbaby i. love. YOUUUU.
1 likeWhen I was younger I was 100% I was going to marry Donald Duck
0 likesOMG the video game thing in play parks, I so did that. I pretended to be Jen from Primal (ps2 game)
0 likese y e b r o w s: the sequel
0 likesI have done the car music video thing. And I have have my playground area be my house. And I have had magical make believes (still do o.o). I liked fire too (still do o.o) but I never played with it because I was afraid to mess up and I don't openly say it because well people would see me crazy. O.O
0 likesthis is really funny
0 likesI need MORE VIDS PLS
0 likesi love this look skskskksk
0 likesHow can you not like her
0 likesYou are so cute and I love uuuuuu
0 likes♥️♥️♥️
0 likesIM JUST WASHING MY AREAS MA’AM
0 likes0:02 fucking goose bumps jabahsb
0 likesI'm SO excited for ur new album, but one question: are you subscribed to PewDiePie?
0 likesI LOVE YOU
0 likes1:41 yes!! Lakeside gang🤠
0 likesI AM JUST WASHING MY AREAS MA'AM
0 likesCan I be your grandad, I'm Polish too, thanks <3
0 likesomg pillowtalk with tessa flashbacks
0 likesDon't remind me of 2015 I miss dovan flat rip
0 likesi love you so much
0 likesi'M jUsT wAsHinG mY AreAs ma'AM
0 likesplease do a cover of money money money
0 likesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TWO DAYS???
0 likesI'm just washing my areas mA'AM
0 likesfull eye contact
0 likesbig up lakeside, one of the chavviest places in essex
0 likesTessa’s video pillow talk with dodie 🤔
0 likesyou're. so. cute.
0 likesPREORDER HUMANNNNNNN
0 likesI had no friends and I would write alot.
0 likesWhErE's mAgIcaL DODIE?????
0 likesLOL! "Ma'am" !
0 likesLMAOOOOOO
0 likes1:06 "without"
1 likeCrime 🎶🎶 0:15
1 likenice hair x
0 likesI made forts with blankets and lights.
0 likesI really do hate that messy bun but who am I to tell you what to do
0 likesBut get rid of iiitttttt
hey, monkey bar tricks are easy when you weigh 60 lbs
0 likesWho’s here after the stream??!!?
0 likesFull crab. Dead ☠️
0 likesI DID THE SAME THING WITH THE WASHING AREAS BUT IT WAS AT THE BEACH AND USING INE IF THOSE OUTSIDE PUBLIC TAPS THAT GO OVER YOUR HEAD LIKE A SHOWER AND I REMEMBER IT SO VIVIDLY BUT I WAS ONLY LIKE,,, FOUR AND I REMEMBER A FLOCK OF TEENAGERS LOOKING AT ME ANSHDCIUHDSXHHIQSIUG THE TRAUMA
0 likes...Can I adopt Child!Dodie? Is she taken?
0 likesCuuuutteeee
0 likes6:29 SeLf dEfeNce
0 likesWhy are you meeeee😂😂😂
0 likesi <3 u
0 likes2 days oh my fuck
0 likesThis is exactly how I want to procrastinate! Thank you dodie!
2 likesi am going to buy a ticket for your austin show! i can’t wait to cry to the sheer beauty of your voice and lyrics and to be surrounded by all of the loving energy of the crowd!! luv you Xx
1 likeThese stories are so cute! Also i am so excited for the EP and so excited to buy tickets for your next US tour, you are what's getting me through the week
0 likesI have never adored someone as much as I do dodie.
2 likesI was just listening to she on repeat & then you posted! Thanks for making a rough night a bit better <3
0 likesYou are the most beautiful bean, and all of us here are so excited for Human! ♥️
1 likeThe editing is so smooth! Absolutely loved your vid!
0 likesI relate to so many of these? I’m convinced we all lived the same childhood lol
1 likeSo great watching you on this channel again
1 likeIt’s so strange, I’ve always thought of you being a teenager. Idk, you’ve just always given me teenager vibes (but wiser, or course!) and when you started talking of building your bear, it just reminded me how adult you were, it was the strangest feeling: like nostalgia that didn’t belong to me. Idk.
0 likesAnyways, love you Dodes💛
I used to do the car window music video thing as a kid too! Also I love the tattoo on your arm, is it lavender? So excited for you EP! preordered it on vinyl :)
0 likes2019 really is the year of the bun, isn't it? I love it so much!
0 likesI saw the US tour announcement then was Politely greeted by this gorgeous video. I love ya dodie! 💛💛💛
0 likesTHE EP COMES OUT SO SOON LETS GET HYPED AND APPRECIATE THIS BEAUTIFUL BEAN EVERYONE
0 likesYAY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE EP DODIE💜💜💜
0 likesJust the little harmonies at the beginning of the video are pure gold 😱💛
0 likes"I liked to play alone in the playground, or maybe I had no friends."
0 likes- my whole childhood
When I was in kindy(so six years old), me and my friends would create a fairy garden with rocks, rubbish, and leaves around this one tree.
0 likesIt’s very gross once I ponder it, however, the joy of thinking that I was helping the fairies inside of the tree is enough.
It's been so long since I preordered the EP I can't believe it's finally happening
0 likesYou’re rocking the bun and Im loving the bun 😂💜
0 likesI am so freaking excited for the Human EP!
0 likesi'm making a scrapbook of all the iconic dodie buns this year and here's a new one to add
1 likeDODIE I am SO excited for the EP you have no idea I have been waiting forever just release it now pls
0 likesmy mother pre-ordered Human for me and I'm SO HYPED
0 likesLove you lots <3
ALRIGHT SO YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER AND I'M DEFINITELY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR EP AND I'LL BE WATCHING THE LIVE STREAM AND I'M COMING TO YOUR DALLAS PERFORMANCE!!!!!
0 likesyour midnight feast story reminds me of my sister and I playing legos really late at night and my dad opening the door looking angry, but then he smiled and closed the door again
0 likesAha i just came here from your old song 'permanent hug from you'and it made me feel great. I love seeing how far you've made it
0 likeswhen i was younger me and my best friend to this day used to go on trip to Disney land in primary school during lunch, and we used to make a car and go on roller coasters and stay in the hotels there it was the best thing ever also love you lots <3
0 likesGlad to hear I wasn't the only child that willingly played by themselves on the playground! I was also a video game character... the best damn pokemon trainer there ever was!
0 likesWhen I was little, I used to collect rocks (my house isn't far from a dormant volcano so there are lots of rocks around). I'd stick them in this hole in the corner of the garden. It wasn't until high school that we discovered that the hole was actually part of the sewage system when the pipe burst. The people who came to fix it were like "what's with all these rocks???" and I was just like "oh shit"
0 likesso adorkable <3 love you dodie
0 likesI thought this day couldnt get better and you uploaded THANK U UNIVERSE
0 likesdodie you're the purest and most adorable person that exists. pls don't stop. ilysm
0 likesomg you’re the most adorable person in existence
1 likeCAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN COLOGNE🤗🎉 YOU ARE JUST SO LOVELY💕
0 likeslove you dodie 🥰
1 likeThese are so fun to hear!
0 likesWhen I was a kid, I 100% believed that I was famous. I grew up watching iCarly and tons of youtube videos, so my friend and I decided to create our own web show (it was called The Sara and Madison Show) where we basically did little weird skits and answered "fan calls" (aka my sister on the other side of the landline). And every time I would go out I'd see every car or every passerby and assume they were fans who were just kinda following me like paparazzi. The funny thing is, I never posted any of these videos anywhere so like idk why I thought I had fans but....
this all reminds me when I was in elementary school I was climbing up a slide on the playground and I thought it would be cool as hell to jump over the side of the slide and I didn’t know my friend was standing RIGHT WHERE I JUMPED and I landed right on top of her oh my god
0 likesdodie is so beautiful I’m bawling
0 likesI love these videos 💖💖💖
0 likesomg these are so cute
0 likeshere's my childhood story (quite traumatic):
so at my primary school, we had a pull up bar at our playground thing (i have no idea why).
i was with my friend at recess time and she wanted to do flips on the pull up bar (the girls used the pull up bar like a gymnastics bar thing) and she asked me to help her get up.
so i (hesitantly) agreed.
i grabbed her foot (as she instructed me to do) and pushed her up.
i then let go.
i thought she had a grip on the bar!! but she didn't, and she fell and hit her tooth.
it chipped a chunk of the tooth off.
and of course she started crying, and i was scared.
and my dumb ass asked her if she was crying because it hurt or if she was crying because she was scared and stunned.
so i took her to the teacher and explained what happened (shaking the whole time because i didn't want to get in trouble) and she had to go home early.
then i started crying because i thought she was going to die from chipping her tooth.
tldr: i chipped my best friends tooth and then cried because i thought she was going to die
i did the SAME thing in the car looking out the window! i would listen to a sad song on purpose (usually Demi Lovatos 'Did You Forget') and imagine that i was in the music video for that song! I've never met anyone else who did this! that's so funny! I love you endlessly Dodie xoxo
0 likesIm so excited for your ep ❤❤🤠🤠
0 likeswhen she randomly sings n stacks harmonies it's cute. that's all.
0 likesHaha I totally get the melancholic rainy car ride at night... Totally me 😂👍
0 likesi feel like i've heard a couple of these stories before. were they in your last one?
0 likesI'm so excited for the ep!!!!!!aaahh ♥♥♥
0 likeswhen I was younger I used to go down into my cellar and take old ice-cream tubs fill them with water, soap, alcohol, leaves, mud, stones, flowers and woodshavings, then put it back into the freezer to freeze
1 likeWhen i was little i used to stick my head while my dad was showering but only my head and I'd close the door the rest of the way so that i could talk to him while he showered. Ended up being a lot of pictures that just looked like I was decapitated.
1 likeUr little bun is so cute and iconic ahhh!!! 💖💕💖💕
0 likesYay I loved the last one 💛
0 likes"I'm just washing my areas MA'AM" -dodie 2019
0 likesI love you Dodie!
0 likes"I'm just washing my areas Ma'am" omfg I'm dying😂😂
0 likesThis was so damn cute
0 likesdodie! i was just gonna sleep 😂🙃 oh well id much rather watch you than sleep (gosh that sounds creepy)
1 likeYou looks so adorable ♡
0 likes'Go forth, make a bear' legit me ANYTIME I walk past Build a Bear
0 likesso im a few minutes into the video and i realise im in the exact same tie-your-onesie-around-your-waist get-up as dodie is around 3:30
0 likesWhen i was a kid in the car i'd pretend there was people walking along side the car, they were imaginary friends and people i made up in my head but they had little back stories and lives i invented for them. One had a skateboard they skated on and i had a crush on him and there were some animals as well. Looking back on this it's probably a bit sad i i sound like a crazy person lol
0 likesthis video made me laugh though <3 thanks
when i was younger i used to have a bob and fringe (and im brunette) so whenever i was around my two older brothers they would call me coconut head, this lasted for a good three years
0 likesyou're literally a cinnamon roll I love you OH AND ALSO TICKETS FOR THE SHOW IN POLAND ARE SOLD OUT AND I'M CRYING MY EYES OUT ok bye
0 likesWhen I was little I thought that when I went to sleep my dreams were really me being a fairy and I even built my fairy self a house.
1 likeI was spilling the tea on your new album when I found out none of my friends listen to you. Let’s just say I don’t have anymore friends.
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Snevillus Snape just show her music to them, they will probably love it
0 likesAt the end of my garden we had this huge tree and so no grass would grow and we (my brother and random friends) would make mud pies and we would also make them into different 'foods' and then my dad built us a 'den' which we thought was the coolest thing ever and once tried to make bread and cook it with a candle and we thought we were so naughty lmao I also had a pond (bucket of water with tadpoles in) and one time it was all sparkly from something idk what and I convinced myself it was fairies in the water so I drank it and then got really ill lmao
0 likesI love this 10/10 v good content
0 likesOmg I broke my nose too!!! #twinning I did it by running nose-first into the forehead of one of the girl in my class whilst playing tag lmao my nose got sooo swollen
0 likesI used to listen to Abba a lot too, but instead of "super trooper" I thought it was "sudefed ludefed" so that's what I would sing in the car at the top of my lungs:)
0 likesmy brother once convinced me to pretend i was going camping at my own house so i thought it would be a good idea to go to my backyard and go to the bathroom, except i didn't pee :)
0 likesWhen i was younger, because my name is star, i used to pretend that i had a best friend up in the sky called twinkle and i said to people that i went up to the sky and did all these things up their ,, also i tried to convince people i went up their by saying thats why you dont see me at night, bc i was up with the other stars lmao
0 likesThis is so cute!
0 likesI jumped when I saw this ❤️❤️
1 likeMy siblings and I had a thing with fire too. We lit a tissue on fire which fell onto a chair which fell onto the floor...
0 likesI’m excited for the tour sksksks
0 likesHope to see you in Chicago 💕
i am reminded of my barely bi-ness when i see dodie
0 likesi used to ‘iron’ my mum’s bedsheets too, but one day i tried to actually ‘do it properly’ and got a load of water and just chucked it on the bed and the sheets she had just changed got soaked
0 likesLoving the hair a heck ton baddie
2 likesMe and dodie did the same thing on the playground
0 likesI had no friends smiling though the pain
this vid hit me w so much nostalgia
0 likesfuck, this made me feel weird I don't think I have that many specific memories from my childhood idk
0 likeswhen i was a kid i would have packed lunches every day for school then school dinners on a friday but out of sheer awkwardness (i have literally no idea why i did this) i would lie every friday saying i'd forgotten my lunch. then long story story short my teacher told my mum that i kept losing it and my mum was like wtf and i wanted to die
0 likesI am also obsessed with fire- I’m not allowed to have candles in my room
0 likesWhen I was younger, I thought spaghetti junction was a lie made up by my dad
0 likeslove the bun also HOLY FRICK HUMAN EP COMING OUT ON THE 18TH I AM BUZZING
0 likesMy cousin is a vegan. When I was about 9, my aunt her died and my cousins and sisters and I were eating sandwiches, and my cousin was making a new one, but there wasn't a knife at the table. So my cousin gets up to get one, and her brother goes, "Why do you need a knife? God gave you hands." and my cousin, being the rebellious teenager she was, said "God didn't give me anything." This was when my little brain kicked in and started tuning into the coneversation. My cousin had said something, so I decided that was a good time to shout "She's a vegan!" at the top of my lungs for no discernable reason. To this day, my sisters will not let me forget it.
0 likesyour skin is looking GOOD DODES
0 likesWhen I was little my mum told me and my brother not to touch the video player thing (we were going through the phase of sticking our fingers in everything) because if we did it while the film was playing we would be sucked into the universe in the film but it backfired bc I had a huge crush on daphne in the old scooby doo movies so I stuck my hand in it all the time bc I wanted to save daphne from the bad guys idk I just remembered it the other day and i thought it was really funny
0 likesLMAO THIS IS hilarious
1 likeThe wardrobe story AAHAHA im cryin
0 likesWhen i was like 8 we were learning about air flow and stuff and we had to make like a hand drier and do the science behind it, and I didn’t do that cause I was a creative and when asked Laura you have to explain what it does I said when you’re drying your hands it plays Waterloo by ABBA
1 likei love how the first bit is the same as the bit from when u did the brows video
0 likesI’m waiting for an actual child psychologist to analyze this in the comments 🧸
0 likesI did that MTV cribs thing as well i’m crying so hard
0 likesLoving The Bun™!
1 likeKeen as for your EP dodes!
0 likesI was once knocked out by a toilet door when I was like 5 and my nose has been crooked ever since lol
0 likesI did the video game one too. And the window one, but instead of a music video I'd pretend I was in a coming of age movie and I was on the bus to a new city
0 likesdodie !!!! 💕🥰
0 likesYour hair is always so amazing how
0 likesyou're the cutest human ever
1 likeAgh I love the little bun
0 likesI stan your bun. Buns are lifeee.
1 likeFor some reason as a kid i would compulsively cut my nails all the way down until they were bleeding. Finally, my mum found out and the had to hide all of the nail clippers. I still have no memory of that till this day. However, now i never cut my nails.
0 likesAs a kid I would eat lotion and I'm pretty sure that's why I'm so weird now lol
0 likesDODIE I LOVE YOUUU
0 likesMe and my brother played a game called Steam roller where one of us rolled on my mum's bed and the other had to jump over them. We also played one called travelling caravan where one of us was a caravan and the other was a car, and the car had to tow the caravan and then like nothing else happened? Good
0 likesYay! Another person obsessed with fire! I'm not the only pyromaniac!
0 likesI still have all my build-a-bears !!
1 likeHow did you make your hair look so cute???
0 likesOne time I just opened the car door on a roundabout lol
0 likesi LOVE this... you are such a 4.... lol
0 likesi LOVE this... you are such a 4.... lol
0 likes0:01 i hope this is on the ep lol
1 likeI’m glad I’m not the only person who played alone as a kid lol. Here are the games I used to play (or the ones I can remember)
0 likes- In my primary school there were pigeons. Everywhere. In the hallways, in the playgrounds, everywhere. So I used to pretend I was like a National Geographic narrator and I would narrate the pigeons' live. I had a "TV talk show host" voice and everything. I even had a pretend microphone. It was so fun, for me at least. For the other kids it must have been very strange, seeing a girl chasing around pigeons and talking alone. Lol.
- I used to pretend I was a superhero, and there was a playground were there was like a ladder that for me was really high, so I used to climb on it and pretend to be guarding the city
- (This one is not about pretend games but it’s still very funny so I’ll share it anyways), there was a boy in my class everyone liked, and he would always pick on me, he’d take my pencil case and throw it around the class and hide it from me. One day, I was just so angry at him and so sick of him making fun of me, so I took his pencil case (which was like a plastic box), looked at him directly in the eye, and just threw it into the wall. All the pencils flew all over the classroom. It was the best day of my life
THE WASHING YOUR AREA STORY I CANT BREATEHHEDH
0 likesThe bun stays strong
1 likeI love you with all my heart
0 likesAlmost 900k! Let's go!
1 likeWow 200 comments within 2 minutes dodes you've grown so muchhhh
1 likeI love you more than you could evvveerr know
0 likesIM SO HYPED FOR HUMAN AAAHHHH
0 likesFar too cute…
0 likesI did the video game thing!!
1 likeholy heCK I LOVE YOU DJFGKF YOU HAVE HELPED ME SO MUCH
0 likesUgh I just wanna be your best friend!
1 likegreat now i need a depressing money money money cover
0 likesI broke my nose twice because I crossed my arms is whenever I fell so I face planted the floor. Don’t do this on concrete
0 likesI ALREADY KNEW ONE OF THESE STORIES WHY DO I ALREADY KNOW ONE OF THESE STORIES
0 likesI’m here for that bun
0 likesyour the cutest human everrrr
1 likeI love AlL Of THesE 😂😂
0 likesSo, I was like 6 or something and had just moved schools but there was only a few kids I knew and their parents had a golf cart. Well their son who was probably 10 or something told me to lay down on the ground. I did because six year old me wasn't thinking AND HE BLOODY RAN ME OVER. LIKE FULL ON DROVE THE GOLF CART OVER ME. I had the outline of a tire on me for a few days after that. So kids, don't let someone drive over you with a golf cart.
0 likesI only got to blue belt too 😂
0 likesi love you ♥️♥️
0 likesI am still a kid that likes to set things on fire
1 likeyup, welcome to Poland
0 likesbut you know, pierogi are good so
the bun!! we LOVE TJE BUN!!!
0 likesomg so cute
0 likesomg dodie's grandad is polish im polish omg i feel weridly proud of dodie's grandad for no reason
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SAME, jakoś tak się podekscytowalam azXDD
0 likesHey my family is Polish too!! Woah!! (I’m American but obviously Dziennik is a very Polish name haha)
0 likesAs far as childhood stories, I really liked to play imaginary games. And when I was in summer camp (ages 6-12), this was PRIME imaginary game time. I had two best friends, and I would play games with them every day. And my camp was super cool and we went on field trips every week to parks, water parks, museums, etc, so what better time to play imaginary games? We’d pretend we were on a bus ride to a camp like Percy Jackson, or like we were mermaids at a water park, or we’d be royalty at big playgrounds and the whole place was our castle. It was awesome. Honestly miss it so much...thank you for reminding me of it, Dodie.
lovely pineapple hair dodie
0 likesYayy the bun!!
0 likesI love you and hope i can see you in Chicago
0 likesI CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN DALLAS
0 likesthat hairstyle is life.
0 likesJ U S T W A S H I N G M Y A R E A S
0 likesyou... literally almost burnt your house down omg
0 likes0:09 "little dirty facts"
0 likesHI DODIE
0 likesDon’t mind me I’m just washin’ my areas
0 likesWe live for the bi ad before the vid!!
0 likesThis is very dan howell-esque for some reason
0 likesI LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
0 likesOne time a choked a kid bc he wouldn’t give me a puzzle piece. Um yeah.
0 likesi love you so so so so so so much
0 likesI have never clicked so fast
0 likesyay I was wanting to procrastinate
0 likesPlease please please come to Montana <3
0 likesi love you so much
0 likes💛💛💛
0 likesdodie for tour please come to Ohio , thanks (,,,:::::
0 likesi used to jump rope my hoodies, let just say i have a scar on my chin
0 likesdoes anyone know how to get the presale code for the spotify presale ??
0 likesWhere’s magical dodie?
1 like❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
0 likesIs.it bad that I did or still do most.of these things
0 likesI LOVE BUN
0 likesis the start of the vid from ur eyebrow vid cuz i sung ‘brows’ instead of ‘this’
0 likesyou pretended to be scarlet witch!
0 likesA would rub pebbles and wish for Kitty's.
0 likesi have an urge to cut that bun off...
0 likesWhat even is the purpose of that bun
0 likeswtf I did all of these
0 likesI read books
0 likesquiero una novia asi
0 likes6:30 self defense
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6:35 attacked by
0 likes7:32 fall
0 likesnile salazar +
0 likesnile salazar +
0 likesnile salazar +
0 likesare you a four on the enneagram?
0 likesYour hair is sooo long
2 likesDo you know @clickforTaz . I think you'll like her
0 likesSTARSEED 😇⚛️🌸
0 likesGO FORTH. MAKE A BEAR.
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hahahahah
0 likesYou are. The cutest. Fucking. Human being. Ever.
0 likesDODIE. This is weird because I, too, listened to Money Money Money by ABBA religiously at a young age (My mom was an ABBA fanatic not kidding). My sister and I had this game called Teenagers where we would... you know... act like teenagers. And over the years, we created this crazy plot line where we were discovered in a grocery store, and suddenly we were teen superstars with the world's biggest fan base. We would lip sync along to ABBA songs for literal hours and pretend we were preforming a concert. It was amazing. P.S. the poof is so cute okay bye
0 likes2:50 Streetlights, peOPLe
1 likeimma b dumb here but when dodie said her grandpa was polish my ears perked up cause i thought mayb she has a lil jewish in her
0 likesI listened to queen and the Lumineers.
0 likesi got stuck in a washing machine
0 likesShout out to lakeside
0 likesJust celebrated my 18th birthday and every thing about today was shit ... even the cake was shit , any support would be appreciated ...
0 likesI don’t mean to be a kill joy but if you hit someone in the nose (as dodie explained) their nose bone will impale their brain and kill them. Whoops.
0 likesI can see through your bun
0 likes0:15 cCRimEee
1 likei'm from poland omg
0 likesdodie are you enfp or infp i need to know
0 likesI once corrected my reception (for American people, I think it’s like Kindergarten) teacher on her pronunciation of Diplodocus
0 likesThe black spot on the wall makes me uncomfortable...
0 likesI kinda wanna see the back of ur head with that bun lol
0 likesomg ily
0 likesMy BeAR
0 likesYAY
0 likesBest thing to come home to from school 💕 love you dodiiiie
1 likeI always love learning more about you!💞
0 likeslove you dodie, you’re adorable 💛💛
0 likesso excited for the ep ilysm ❤️🌻
1 likeYay! I’m SO excited for the album to come out!!!!!
1 likeThis made me laugh thank you!
1 likeMy mam would take me to this place called the fun shack, I remember running around and her running after me. I swear one time she fell down the slide coming after me lol
1 likeI love dodie facts!! ❤️
0 likesi literally love you the most ever dodie
1 likeaghh I love you and I'm soo excited for the EP!
0 likesI LIVE FOR YOUR VIDEOS TYSM DODIE
2 likesIM SO EXCITED FOR THE EP
1 likei’m so excited to hear the album
0 likesAn iconic, underrated queen
1 likeThat jingle at the beginning was precious
0 likesYou could talk about different types of paint and id still watch intently lol
1 likeLOVE U SO MUCH!!!!U R AMAZING!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!! YOU. HELP. A. LOT. OF. PEOPLE!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!! I. FUCKIN. LOVE. YOU!!!!!
0 likesTHIS EP IS GONNA BE THE BEST THING OF 2019 I PROMISE!!!!!!
Woo hoo can’t wait for the ep!!!!
1 likeAhhhhhh so excited for the new ep!!!!❤️❤️
0 likesI love you so much you are such and inspiration your music beautiful
0 likesI love these videos.
1 likewow we stan an ep releasing queen
1 likecan’t wait for the ep!!
0 likesI loved the first one!!
1 like❤️❤️❤️ love your bun dodie
0 likesI AM EXCITED FOR THE EP OMG
0 likesso excited for ur new EP AH
1 likeI CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN THIS TOUR!!!
1 likeAMAZING I LOVE I STAN DODIE I LOVE
1 likeWHO ELSE IS HYPED FOR THE EP!?!
0 likesLove you , you adorable bean
1 likeThe bun is back!! 💖
2 likesLoving the hair!
1 likeSo cute!!!
1 likeno sleep when theres a new dodie vid
1 likeKEEP THIS PRECIOUS BEAN PROTECTED AT ALL TIMEEZ!!!!!11!!1
0 likesi’m actually crying because i won’t be able to join the livestream because of school ughhhh
1 likeah i don’t care i’ll just get 6 hours of sleep
the BUN is so iconic !! LEGEND with new look for a new EP yes!!
2 likesi love you so much dodie AH
0 likesThe first one made me wheeze
0 likesWhat editing software do you use cuz I want to get in the music too
0 likesYessss I loved you so much ❤️
0 likesLittle dodie sharing little Dodie facts
1 likeYay 👏🏻this 👏🏻video 👏🏻was 👏🏻much 👏🏻needed 👏🏻💗💗💗💗
0 likesDodie is a goddess, amirite
0 likesLoving the hair
1 likei love you so bloody much ❤️
0 likesIM JUST WASHING MY AREAS MAN
2 likesIconic
The bun ❤️❤️❤️
0 likesthe whole love of my life right there
1 likecant wait to see u in march 💞💞
0 likeswe stan the lil hair bun
0 likeswhy is ur voice so lovely arrGGGGHHHHhhh
1 likei stan you so hard wowie
1 likei am so excited for the ep!! dbksbfjs
0 likesclicked straight awayyyyy 💛💛
0 likesLoving this bun looookkk
0 likesyou’re unbelievably cute wtf
1 likewhy are you the most gorgeous person ever
1 likei have the biggest crush on dodie i swear
1 likeim so excited for human
0 likesi love the bun bun
0 likesthat was an interesting fact. but i LoVe yOu
0 likesOmg im seeing you on tour
2 likesI love you ❤️
0 likesThe bunnnnnnn I luv itttt
0 likesThat video was the first vid of yours I watched!
0 likesYou’re so pretty oh my gosh 😭
0 likesLove u💗💗💗💗
0 likes💜
0 likesI LOVE THESE YES
0 likesi love u so much 💖💖💖
0 likeswhen i was little i used to cry x
1 likeReplies (1)
and i still do 😔😔😔
0 likesYassssss the bunnnn!!
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0 likesMy favorite video part 2
0 likesLove You so much
1 likeI LOVE YOUU
0 likes💛
0 likesYou're gorgeous and i miss you
0 likes❤️❤️
0 likesI LOVE YOU
0 likesi love uuuu
1 likeI FUCKING LOVE YOU BITCH
0 likesDodie!
0 likesYou look sooo cuteee
0 likesI love you so much wow
0 likesDodie I love you come to san francisco plS
1 likeCayoot ❤️
0 likesyou are so cute
1 likeI love you
0 likesOh hey dodie
0 likeshi queen
1 likeFinally...
1 likeDODEEHH
0 likeshello, i love you very muchhhhhh.
2 likesHeck yeah
0 likesDODIE HAY IM EARLY I LOV U
0 likesOmg you look like Amy shark with your hair
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I freakin love it
0 likesI ate everything
0 likesI love this!! (also second lmao)
1 likeim just washing my areas man
0 likes4:43
0 likesaH yay :,)) xox <3
0 likesHey! Ik this is kinda random but.... where are you from?
0 likesthat bun is not a lewk
0 likesyesss
0 likesuhhhhhhhh a US TOUR ok???? WE SEE YOU
0 likesH WAIT ISTG DODIE MADE A VIDEO WITH THAT LITTLE HARMONY IN THE BEGINNING THE “WHY AM I MAKING A VIDEO ABOUT THIS”
0 likesi forgot where it’s from what is it pls tell me where it’s from HHH
ILY ILYYYT
0 likesur so fuckin cute
0 likes1:52
0 likesnono. that was ox tongue...
0 likesblehc
Nowt wrong with a bit of ox tongue
0 likesyo my grandad’s polish !!
0 likesNoiiiiceee
0 likesim early! 🤪💕
1 likeYeeesss!!!
0 likesAre you busy now? I’m trying you in 2019
0 likesAhhh ilyyy
0 likesWhatta beaaAaannnnnnn
0 likesNice Bun
0 likesWow
0 likes8:37 ueEgHh
1 likerETURN OF THE POOPY BUN
0 likesIlyyyyysm
0 likesMom?!?
1 likeilyyyy
0 likes🎶crime🎶
0 likesReplies (1)
Daria Alexia +
0 likesCOVER OF MONEY MONEY MONEY PLZ PRETTY PLZ
0 likesAgzjxhjzz yesss in so exited for human!!!
0 likesAlso bun!!!
0 likesuwu
1 likeWooooooooiiii
0 likesI love you dodie but what is your hair doing.
0 likesDamn, I just lost :/
0 likesey notification squad but i was taking a nap
0 likesI ate ants
0 likesgay notification squad who up
1 likeit the top of your head okay
0 likesi went down to scroll through the comments but there were none
1 likeily but what is this new hair? 😶
0 likesHey my name is frankieee woooo
0 likesHello notification friends
1 likeAre you Canadian or Australian?
0 likesReplies (1)
She's British
0 likesAh I'm frankie
0 likescallback???
0 likesAstrid!
0 likespleas how do u do ur bun
0 likesListen Snap-Crackle-Pop!! No one cares!! PLEASE LEAVE THE INTERNET!!
0 likeswhat's that thing over your head
0 likesYay
0 likesYay
0 likesVALIDATION
0 likesReplies (1)
Nah but seriously I relate to the playing on your own thing, I remember when I was like seven, the Incredibles had just come out and I would pretend to be Dash and try to run as fast as I could around the whole playground and try to get faster each time, I was so committed to this game that I would refuse to hang out with my other friends in the playground
0 likesThat was about the last time I ever took exercising seriously..... 2004......
I'm not ok
0 likesI youst to sing i will survive in nursery and I youst to sing in the playground by myself if I was sad like a musical
0 likesI have a trillion build a bears 😢.
0 likesYour nose had a ball
0 likesmy brothers name is franky.............
0 likesI don't understand the bun 😩😩😩😩 I want to like the back of the head bun but I can't 😩😩😩😩
0 likesI got the dumbest tiktok ad before this and it ruined everything
0 likesyes
0 likes????? you say 'play parks'?????
0 likesOmg ly haha
0 likesYes abba
0 likesI did the weirdest shit as a kid. So before bed when I couldn’t fall asleep, I would pretend that I was in the hospital wing at hogwarts. I had just made a great save in quidditch and I was knocked out by a bludger. So what’s weird about it, is I imagined. That. Harry. FUCKING. POTTER. was in love with me! And he was watching oVER ME TO WAKE ME UP!! Like WHAT THE HELL. I DID THIS ALL THE TIME. I also liked to make pancake batter at home and when nobody was there. And I would eat bread toasted with icing.
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omg this is gooooalllls yes delicious fantasy
0 likesyyyyaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
0 likesducking EARLY
0 likesily
0 likesIRONIJG TUE BEDSUWSTS AKAKAKAK
0 likesyay
0 likes5:10 hello?._.
0 likesHEY
0 likesHIII
0 likesHI
0 likesomg hey
0 likesHellooooo
0 likesbun
2 likeseweweeeee
0 likesyee
0 likesYee
0 likesYee
0 likesFRANKIE IERO
0 likeshi
0 likeshi
0 likesloml
0 likesHai
0 likesDid you call people rapists when you were little
0 likesReplies (1)
I’m kidding nobody freak out
0 likesYaz
0 likesFirst
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0 likesFirst?
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