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Kitti Minx ASMR - Tova Prepares You For Battle! ( Military Girl ) [ Motivational ] Audio Roleplay

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Decacommand 2018-10-12 07:24:23

Holy crap, the giant robot line got me good. Classic. Can we expect a mech pilot roleplay sometime soon?

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Ahran Guy 2018-10-12 08:24:48

here's to hoping we can have some actual combat role plays

can't wait to show her how we do it in the imperial guard

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Sgt Recker 2018-10-11 23:44:08

This kind reminds me of Battlefield 4 in a way. From the background, looks like the person and Tova are stationed on an Aircraft Carrier. Sweet. 👍

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Alva_plays_games 2019-02-20 06:03:49

I like battlefeild hardline better

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Alfredo R 2018-10-12 05:54:46

Asmr truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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Cris Shades 2018-10-12 15:26:42 (edited 2018-10-12 15:27:31 )

Me: Is relaxing in bed

"DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!"

Me: Sir yes sir!!! Jumps out of bed and fails to do 20 push ups


I'm tired okay... (._. )

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Jar O' Sauce 2018-10-12 21:40:32

I thought ASMR was supposed to be relaxing, but I just had an unexpected workout.

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Shouta 2018-10-28 04:19:00

I haven't watched this fully yet but now I'm prepared to get up and do pushups

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Shouta 2018-10-28 04:23:12

I wasn't prepared

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Shouta 2018-10-28 04:25:16 (edited 2018-10-28 05:22:19 )

Then the situps..

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Jar O' Sauce 2018-10-28 04:29:42

Weirdonyoutube I don't think anyone was prepared

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BulletShaba 2018-11-11 14:36:14

It's hard to unlearn that isn't it

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RZS Dran B 2018-10-11 22:07:27

Well that was a incredible asmr.

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Miko Vee 2018-11-04 02:08:55

I know people expect something like a mech or gundam but I was playing Supreme Commander listening to this so I got the image of a Titan or Loyalist coming at me. Scary shit man

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Faic Legion 2020-02-17 16:51:02

Tell me Tova: Have you ever looked a god in the eye? Or a demon? Hell, even a nithling. I may not have fought against humans or aliens, but I’ve seen things that there’s no going back from.

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Weepy 2018-10-12 02:55:53

So a weapon.... to surpass the Metal Gear

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I want to Dee 2018-10-12 05:18:29

Stock Photo BWWWWAAAAAAAAAA insert mech noises

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VGBC P3rs0na 2018-10-12 05:52:31

La Li Lu Le Lo Who are the Patriots?

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Carlos Salas 2018-10-21 06:19:40

Whoooo!!!!! xd

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The Laughing Man 2018-10-24 12:58:02

You're pretty good

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Hane Zutchins 2018-10-12 17:33:43 (edited 2018-10-12 17:39:10 )

Link: wonders what all these metal seed shooters are for

Also your voice puts me to sleep. And that takes talent

Link: holds up this thing called a "gun"

Dun dun dun duuuuunnn

Link: pulls a small switch on the underside of the device
with a loud noise the device goes off
Link sees bullet hole



O.O

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Emperor of Mushrooms 2020-01-03 17:54:48

Tiva is not to be worried about. Not here at least. We have gotten far in space yet, but, we have the A.M.M.L., so my empire has nothing to worry about, since we also have an alliance with Catlandia, they can also help with the A.V.F.C.. We are helping you because you guys would get crushed without us. Also, I will have a word with the superiors, them punishing you just because you’re standing or sitting doing nothing is not something that we want, especially with our soldiers.

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cooper 2018-10-11 21:46:29

So much ASMR I can barely keep up, try not to over exert yourself

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Psycho xTrash 2018-10-17 10:35:28

NOTICE ME KITTI MINX-SAMA!!!~💜

YOU'RE MY GOD!!!~

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Incogleone 2019-04-18 12:07:51

Wait tiva?! Shit! Zuri's gonna kill me in one of her experiments!

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planenut767 2018-10-22 20:46:50

Might be a good follow up to explore this Interstellar Council the Earth was apart of and why it supposedly left.

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hakimgrr 2018-10-12 05:20:33

now that's some good shit

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DIO 2018-10-25 10:10:02

Some folks are born, made to raise the flag, oohh that red white ‘n blue!

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wungus 2018-10-12 20:41:05

>Tova will never field strip your Tavor for you

Why live?

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VGBC P3rs0na 2018-10-12 05:37:58 (edited 2018-10-12 05:38:07 )

GET IN THE DAMN EVA, TOVA!

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ShadowFoxLorcoGaming 2018-10-12 04:00:37

To save our mother earth from any alien attack.
From viscous giant insects who have once again come back.
We'll unleash all our forces we wont cut them any slack.
The E.D.F deploys

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Elitetrooper119 Knight of Valor. 2018-10-12 05:18:43

EDF? Who are they?

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VGBC P3rs0na 2018-10-12 05:41:41

Aliens?! Earth Defence Force! EDF! EDF! EDF!

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Tunkkis 2018-10-12 23:29:24

I've seen this this reference multiple times in the comment section, so I'd like to know what it is referencing?

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ShadowFoxLorcoGaming 2018-10-12 23:37:51

@Tunkkis it is a game series called earth defense force and that is a part of a song the soldiers sing at times. The timing of the verses is close to an actually song this just uses changed lyrics

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RyuKaguya 2018-10-13 07:31:36

EDF EDF EDF!

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Jesse James Van Helsing de Laurent 2019-04-18 21:17:09

I'm getting strong Walking War Robots vibes from this

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BLU Pyro 2020-02-07 08:04:01

2:21 believe me sister, I know what's it's like dealing with robots, it's hell

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Supersisi North Star 2020-06-22 05:46:55

Admiral James: general your request to put tova on private is denied and she’s Corporal Garcia partner and now the enemy battleship is coming and the navy have created a defence perimeter on earth and the orbital defence stations send the warnings to go to their territory or face the consequences and stop their agression act against the Terran Republic.
General Brigs: ok I most let them what their do.
Admiral James: tova motive the corporal and I put a emergency conscription all hare colony’s and hare clone troopers will do fine general and hare mech robot will be ready on two days.
General brigs: ok sir.

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VGBC P3rs0na 2018-10-12 05:51:43

Hopefully we get a Tivan alien waifu

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BuggyGamer 2511 2018-10-11 22:45:57

Wait... Giant Fighting Robots piloted by People that got Paired together...
Darling in the FranXX 2 confirmed??????? XD

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Idlemage 2018-10-12 00:00:16

More like pacific rim

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Shinobi 2018-10-12 07:21:46

@Idlemage
I was gonna say lmao the first thing i thought about was pacific rim

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Gab the eldritch 2018-10-12 17:52:31

Nah man is just (not) 3.0+1.0

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YaBoiFresh 2018-10-13 02:03:43

I thought about titanfall at first😂

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Peppercat 2018-10-14 21:57:39

@Idlemage More like Muv Luv Alternative which Pacific Rim totally ripped off from.

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Nep Neppers 2018-10-15 05:48:04

Or Gundam
Or evangelion

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GalacticASMReading 2018-10-11 22:06:22

Great vid

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Supersisi North Star 2020-06-22 05:49:09

Orbital defence station: ATTENTION YOU HARE IN TERRAN SPACE TURN AROUND OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

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Idlemage 2018-10-12 00:00:49

Wait Planet Tiva isn't someone we know from there...

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TheCrimsonRoseDragon 2018-10-12 05:05:54

She's totally ready for war.

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TheCrimsonRoseDragon 2018-10-12 05:20:51

I think i'm in love with you ❤❤❤

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Jason Fuentes 2018-10-13 17:30:09

Speaking as someone who was in the military, there are better ways to sham.

Just sayin'.

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Just Cullen 2018-11-06 02:30:07

Excuse me tova but I'm like 98% sure that I outrank you.

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The Laughing Man 2018-10-24 12:55:24

Hey....You're pretty good. (Its a reference)

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Logan Johnson 2018-10-11 21:56:53

Give me a Fat man and a minigun then I can easily destroyed my enemies

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Audible Gaming 2018-10-11 22:48:37

Patrolling The Mohave Almost Makes You Wish For A Nuclear Winter

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Logan Johnson 2018-10-11 23:07:04 (edited 2018-10-11 23:07:18 )

Truth is, game was rigged from the start

That is one of most memorable quotes from fallout that probably stick with me.

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Redwizardgaming 2018-10-12 03:38:30

Don’t forget you need Overseer’s Guardian

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Logan Johnson 2018-10-12 04:06:41

@Redwizardgaming 👍

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Ya Boi Rhombus 2018-10-13 04:10:50 (edited 2018-10-13 04:11:21 )

Got a mod that let's you craft legendary effects for weapons AND put two on each. So, an explosive two-shot minigun I named The Patriot Mk. II. Literally rips thru a level 80 legendary mythic deathclaw in seconds.

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The Batata Channel 2018-10-14 00:14:54

I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Laughing Man 2018-10-24 12:59:19

War never changes

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Tavish The cat 2018-10-25 06:55:06

Heavy wepons guy?

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Gamèrs Ragè 2018-10-14 14:49:27

so are we piloting a jaeger😂

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Shinigami Tenshi 2018-10-11 21:45:47

Nice vid

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Leo Hunter 2018-10-12 03:52:30

Hey little bit of a stupid question here but I want to ask anyways, will you be doing any Bowsette or Boosette (seeing as their the biggest of all the "ette"s as of this moment) asmr videos?

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I want to Dee 2018-10-12 05:17:30

When do we get on the frontlines damnit

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RosyTheRascal15 2018-10-28 12:33:33

John Rambo approves

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Anthony Montalvo Jr. 2018-10-24 01:14:26

Why am I getting Pacific rim vibes?

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Real Bagel Hours 2018-10-12 02:39:50

Prepared for battle? Thats +2 ki

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Shinobi 2018-10-12 07:22:42

Omg that dokkan battle reference!!

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starr693 2018-10-12 04:48:44 (edited 2018-10-12 04:51:45 )

Why did you pick the isrealy defens force as the military name? Not that I'm complaining I got to be there soon 😅

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VGBC P3rs0na 2018-10-12 05:35:26 (edited 2018-10-12 05:36:17 )

Aliens?! Earth Defence Force! EDF! EDF! EDF!

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VGBC P3rs0na 2018-10-12 05:53:20

Can you do Bowsette and Booette?

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THE DOOM SLAYER 2018-10-14 20:40:28

2:21 METAL GEAR

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mr. brando 2018-10-12 03:01:00

Oh shit! titanfall!

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Omar Ruiz 2018-10-12 07:33:06 (edited 2018-10-12 07:34:09 )

Am I too late to say war has changed?

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HighFructoseCornSyrup 2018-10-21 07:16:15

You’ve seen some shit, well excuse me I am the CIA.

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awesomec26 2018-10-27 14:13:05

I know this isn't related to the video but I found out kitti minx has a pr0n hub account and judging on the whole patreon thing you're not allowed to go on it unless you payed to do it (just pointing that out so kitti minx can secure it)

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Alva_plays_games 2019-02-20 06:01:20

Thar canteen better have bepis in it

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Kevin Sandoval 2018-10-17 03:23:50

Why the Israeli Defense Force?

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Ido Ekroni 2019-03-27 22:36:40

Because this is army with soul like usa army

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yuri universe 2021-01-13 21:08:22

Is this xcom

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Kevin Sandoval 2018-10-17 03:24:28

Why the Israeli Defense Force?

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Kitti Minx 2018-10-17 03:51:28

I'm Israeli and have a cousin serving. These videos are for her.

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Kevin Sandoval 2018-10-17 04:11:10

@Kitti Minx I heard it's mandatory for all Israeli citizens to eventually enlist in the armed forces, is this true?

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Kitti Minx 2018-10-17 04:18:08

Yes unless they have school, medical issues, etc. They serve 2 years and can choose to serve more. Most jobs are not active combat.

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Kevin Sandoval 2018-10-17 09:28:09

@Kitti Minx Why do the citizens need to serve?

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DIO 2018-10-25 10:15:17

Tova: Giant....robots.....

Me: Is it normal to get a hard on when seeing a Jaeger?

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Jacob Pascua 2021-06-04 05:03:12

I get hard when i see a panzer 6 it’s just so majestic with such a big turret

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Solaire of Astoria 2018-10-12 01:36:46

I just wanna make out with her

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DIO 2018-10-25 10:11:43

Flandre Scarlet I just wanna high five her and kill some Nazis with her

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Shouta 2018-10-28 04:23:46

Ok..?

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NPElolli 2018-10-12 00:31:24

I'm here to kick ass and watch asmr, but I'm all out of ass.

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Kybalion 2018-10-11 22:19:18

An alien race that considers themselfs to be superior to us and wants to colonize us?
Sooooo we pretty much have a war against the combine?

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Panzerfaust 2018-10-11 23:39:02

That's basically every alien species in all forms of media

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Friendly Neighborhood Chicken 2018-10-18 03:48:24

I feel like if there were actually aliens, they would probably be hanging out in orbit eating popcorn watching us fight eachother.

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Sukhoi SU-24 Fencer 2019-10-11 03:19:22

Hanz, get the flammenwerfer! We have some alien ass to kick.

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FBI AGENT 479 2018-10-11 22:04:21

But...ass eating is my job

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