Microsoft should actually release this as a limited edition item to cash in on the 90s nostalgia wave

For me, this is almost not nostalgia, because I never have aero enabled.<br>I like the rectangle shaped windows, taskbar, etc.

For me, this is almost not nostalgia, because I never have aero enabled.
I like the rectangle shaped windows, taskbar, etc.

bad business decision, only like five people will line up to buy the thing

@@ataparag232 but even then it looks more clean and functional. Today's crap shows unnecessary animations while you don't know what's really happening behind.

@🚀Kalle🚀 in my practise, BOCHS works better (more faster and less crit.errors). But you need to play around with its configs, so this is not so easy for 'default' user

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" - not period-accurate, but my reaction nontheless.

When Will the noughties nostalgia Wavre Come? As a 2001, I can't wait.

@@this_is_patrick dont you mean 95? Haha 😄

@@this_is_patrick dont you mean 95? Haha 😄

@@manictiger Yeah, you  gonna like Windows 10!

@@manictiger Yeah, you  gonna like Windows 10!

@@mrpixelperfect R. I. P. 😭 I'm liked it very much. 😭😭😢😢😪😪

@@mrpixelperfect R. I. P. 😭 I'm liked it very much. 😭😭😢😢😪😪

Limited edition? They should make a official android launcher for each windows.

Ｎｏｓｔａｌｇｉａ９５👌

Ｎｏｓｔａｌｇｉａ９５👌

I still have a Windows phone with Cortana

I still have a Windows phone with Cortana

@@adamtek909 you wanna know whats happening behind ? then boot windows without a fucking shell

@@adamtek909 old windows doesnt look clean at all lol.. it doesnt even have anti aliasing on each diagonal part thats why its so rough 🙄🙄bet you just saw it on pictures and havnt used one

@@ataparag232 eheh it's not neccessary for that. it's enough to have more informative progressbars, logging textboxes etc. instead of idiot animations

@@ataparag232 i've been using Windows since 3.1. i didn't mean in that way that you mention, i men't those are more consistent and simpler interfaces, for example GUIobejcts are more separated, a button looks everywhere a button, no unnecessary animations etc. anti aliasing is not a primary problem when it comes to functions (though of course nicer)

Windows95  but anyway you don’t have USB Do you do

Windows95  but anyway you don’t have USB Do you do

Windows95 But It Has Touchscreen So Maybe 2018

Windows95 But It Has Touchscreen So Maybe 2018

The old Windows theme sounds were better at that time.

The old Windows theme sounds were better at that time.

Windows95 YOU ARE CORRECT IT LOOKS LIKE IT!

Windows95 YOU ARE CORRECT IT LOOKS LIKE IT!

I started to use windows from 3.1 and it was quite inconvenient to use windows 95. Blue screen was my best friend in windows 95 but sometimes i miss the blue  screen now. :)

i made a custom skin for flink to match tho old school button and maybe omeone can make a substratum theme for some apps

90s nos🤢 nostal... 🤮 I can't even say it. Nigga fuck the 90s.

@@Pseudynom same, and I wasn't even around for the original .

As an android launcher this would be so sick!

As an android launcher this would be so sick!

@@ataparag232 Looks like a rectangular slab like everyone else.

I would pay Microsoft a hundred bucks for a Windows 95 theme. I really miss that aesthetic. I managed to get the startup sound back through a program and changed the icons, but the layouts are still Windows 10.

Thats the vid... just buy the real thing

Thats the vid... just buy the real thing

Screw that give me a non-bastardized version of Linux with LXDE or XFCE mobile. Android is like running Ubuntu, makes you feel dirty afterwards.

why do so many retards make their name Windows _, it's unoriginal and frankly really dumb

Actually windows phone stopped production LONG AGO

Actually windows phone stopped production LONG AGO

You're just saying that because you'd also benefit from that.

You're just saying that because you'd also benefit from that.

@@ataparag232 well my fellow weeb , no one asked for your opinion , when did I ask ? How did I ask ? Where did I ask ?

What if Microsoft just made a groundbreaking phone better than iOS or Android and decided to name it W95 as a tribute and put it as a wavy aesthetic vibe

Just the themes, but it stays win 10. But xp is more nostalgic

You just want to be used again. And I hope if anyone gets that chance they should 100% do it.

They released an MS-DOS-like app on April Fools 2015, was quite fun.

@🚀Kalle🚀 it's not on the Play Store anymore 😭

@🚀Kalle🚀 it's not on the Play Store anymore 😭

Windows 95 Mobile Dosent Exist!Because Windows Mobile and Phone Ended in 2017 and 2020

It's actually so nostalgic that it looks modern :D

It's actually so nostalgic that it looks modern :D

you can get a version of linux on your phone, get a wm and change it to look like this.

@🚀Kalle🚀 yeah incase if you want windows 2003

@🚀Kalle🚀 yeah incase if you want windows 2003

@@mrpixelperfect Which is really sad to hear that this cool OS was broken down

Like Sony did with there PlayStation 4 classic

Like Sony did with there PlayStation 4 classic

@@ataparag232 atleast its less ugly than 10. I think most of us can agree on that

You’re telling me someone would buy a phone that’s limited edition just because the vapor wave aesthetic

nostalgia for your motherfucking bitches

nostalgia for your motherfucking bitches

But rewriting software wouldn't worth it

But rewriting software wouldn't worth it

Your account might get disabled because of ©opyright.

Your account might get disabled because of ©opyright.

but you'd have pain and suffering staying inside of the phone

but you'd have pain and suffering staying inside of the phone

@🚀孔子的弟子🚀 it's not working on my Samsung galaxy s8

@🚀孔子的弟子🚀 it's not working on my Samsung galaxy s8

If windows 96 was real it would be released in 1996

If windows 96 was real it would be released in 1996

@@mrpixelperfect*in 2019<br>Хотя силами сторонних разработчиков система будет жить, она очень офигенная

@@mrpixelperfect*in 2019
Хотя силами сторонних разработчиков система будет жить, она очень офигенная

كمبيوتر 95 عمود صوته ازاي والرنه والتليفون😊

كمبيوتر 95 عمود صوته ازاي والرنه والتليفون😊

Bro you say it like start manfucturing phones with separate OS is just like changing flavour of chips

Make it look more like the laptops from then

Make it look more like the laptops from then


Twist: I got recommended this video because you commented on it

Даже не представляете насколько

Даже не представляете насколько

Oh hey Austin. Didn’t expect you to be here.

Honestly running DOS games would be awesome. I was born too late for that though. Windows 98 was running on the first computer I ever used.

AustinMcConnell not the Disney Princess one?

Seria incrível um celular desse<br>Só falta um BR me responder agora

Seria incrível um celular desse
Só falta um BR me responder agora

Hey guys just on settings of subtitles translate russian to english by googleXD

@@ylaro9231 e o meu comentário?<br>Portuguese-->English on Google Translator

@@ylaro9231 e o meu comentário?
Portuguese-->English on Google Translator

@@Joobral  I said about russian language bcs its funnier

@@ylaro9231 I'm dumb, cuz i'm brazillian kkk

@@hjlap sarcasm?<br>I really want this phone

@@hjlap sarcasm?
I really want this phone

omg.. austin... I DO KNOW U BUT NOT SUBBED I REGRET WHAT I DID TO YOOUUU

And it is now save to turn off your phone.

Life would be perfect if we could. There’s more to a phone than a phone.

@@manopa согласен

@@manopa согласен

@Korsmix грпп моЩьюьэтооьлтдл ;-) тбббдттлльлд

ImpaledBerrys ...I understood that reference. 😃

I dont remember you having 1 million subscriber

95 was quite buggy tho, ima stick with 98

hello austin. that one caught me off gaurd

out of all places i really didn't expect to see you here

there is no emulator, from where i can download it ?....

@@minformationcenter9351 I think there's not, but it looks like theme.

But it got cancelled just like your movie.

mine would have the keyboard attachement

There was something called windows ce that was a thing in the 90s that was like a terrible version of what was shown in this video it ran on devices that where similar to smartphones but without the ability to call people.

I noe but is fake win 95 is inspired after 2020 we are in 2021

@@LozterMineC no he traded it for the go pro

People  can't you see it oxc ooof  its not with  a 0 its with  a o its oxc ooof

Me too! Or progressbar system. Progressbar vs windows????!!!!!!!

android and iphone lose because this phone nostalgic

Bro I'd buy it and really wish it was real

Microsoft, hit this guy up, don’t abandon Windows mobile, make this!


Cyranek my guy what are you doin here my dude

@@seanjuth it's Saturday, March 21th, 9 a.m. (Brazil)<br>Que porra de pergunta é essa, brother?

@@seanjuth it's Saturday, March 21th, 9 a.m. (Brazil)
Que porra de pergunta é essa, brother?

@@Joobral "sin límite" significa "sin mentira"

Windows 95 Mobile Dosent Exist!Windows Phone and Mobile Ends in 2017 and 2020!

Me too. Not for the capacity, just for the nostalgia.

@@yatimohd1803 fuck off and shut up you ruined the joke

Why do I see you on every video involving Windows

if it ran on Android because I need the apps that are made for Android because all Apple phones suck

@@chxxstheory you had so much potential, you were the 69th comment dude, ;(

Theres 95 Comments! LOL!<br>(Well, Not Any More)

Theres 95 Comments! LOL!
(Well, Not Any More)

Nobody cares what you think. Go back to making shitty memes on your dying channel.

there is no emulator, from where i can download it ?....

𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘....

𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘....

Well I can install this OS on your phone if you want?

@@jahiddev I would I still have win 95 pc socket 7 cpu 166mhz about edo ram

@@sacredsouljah totally daily it WTF DOES THAT MEAN

It literally ended support. Why would you?

TBH at the 1990's I would seriously buy it even not just then even right now

Ye i would buy. Not for phone but for windows 95

@GoldenGuy2011 im joking man, didnt you realize?

@@GeniusFormat  شوكولاته موزي موزي موزي موزي

@@Joobral i will say yes when iphone 14 releases XD

Just give me the ROM download, already have phones to run it.

I would too, if it has a nice price and not like mini retro consoles with limited amount of games.

@@yatimohd1803 shut up and don't say no. say yes dummy


For someone who grew up with a computer running Windows 95 as my first home computer, this is nostalgic gold to me. If Microsoft could produce a phone that the user could switch to a retro mobile version of their Windows operating system of choice (95/XP), I think it would be a massive hit.

@@duckyduck2108 man, i hate it when my <b>Widows</b> Operating System crashes

@@duckyduck2108 man, i hate it when my *Widows* Operating System crashes

windows 7 is pretty recent, although being out of support for 2 years now

My first reaction to your comment:
Yeah, have a choice of retro OS

My second reaction : wait, why you including 7 in that?

My third reaction : I just realized windows 7 is kinda ancient and 8 is right behind it. (8. 1 was MS attempt at avoiding the number 9 and doesn't count)

Can you imagine when windows 10, "the last windows you'll ever need" becomes EOL and eventually retro /vintage?
I don't want anything to do with w11.

Hell yes plainrock124 would make a new video about this Microsoft phone (that is also bad)

actually what would make more sense is if they just made a theme that looked like windows 95/xp

"I think it would be a massive hit" Hit? like Hit-ler?


...This actually looks <b>really</b> clean.

the aesthetics give it a nice feel to it too <3

And may require just few resources and remove the lags

This is very close to what Windows CE looks (looked?) like.  Very Windows 95/98 feel.

Not really. Lots of buttons are small and it makes the entire interface cluttery.

agreed, looks better than windows 10 does now, 23 years later!

Dude, Windows were in my opinion, but only in terms of design the best during xp. You could use any theme you like out of the box. You could have modern or retro look if you wanted. Also no bloatware you pay for like today

Holo Wise Wolf MPP

I think you mean a e s t h e t i c

windows phone sucked because it was so clean that they had to get rid of the useful information on the screen to achieve the metro aesthetic. it was fucking garbage from its inception, it just has the best looking home screen which is like half of phone marketing

it's gonna be better than windows 11 mobile if it actually does come out

Osclix Than it can't be a microsoft product

@JadenIsKool why prehistoric? Just because you did not exist then?

@JadenIsKool today's crap is everything but not clean. You see nice but totally unnecessary graphics and  animations while not knowing what the real and exact process is going on behind.

If Microsoft shared it I would have believed it

M E M Z   F O R   W I N D O W S 9 5   M O B I L E

Windows 95-2000 was the most consistent design language MS ever had, and they flushed it down the drain


0:21 I just noticed that it’s literally the bee movie script.

OMG, I'm so glad that I noticed it now 😂

The bee movie script is the new Loreum Ipsum isn’t it

@BedrockPlayer123  no problem BedrockPlayer123

the movie is from 2007, this is 95, how?

@ً The tone of grey is very close but there is a very little difference :) (talking about pp)

I finally noticed it by slowing the Video at 0.25x speed and pausing it

@                 (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞                   wrong

@                 (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞                   wrong

Pauses the video

Google searches the text in desperate hopes of finding a matching result

Finds a matching script and posts a comment about it for likes

"I just noticed."

*Pauses the video*

*Google searches the text in desperate hopes of finding a matching result*

*Finds a matching script and posts a comment about it for likes*

"I just noticed."


the fact that it even has little disclaimers about app availability and network coverage makes this so much better


It's important to note that this looks like something worth getting irl. He made it look official, stylish, and classic while still making it usable.

So true. I thought this was real when I watched this video as a kid


Forget the phone for a sec, that music was composed by a genius.

Ye he made the startup sound into a fully fledged song 😂

@Alex Ozols was definitely expecting bait

if you haven't already, listen to some vaporwave. It is very similar.

@@----------_------------- I already went through a vaporwave phase when I was younger, this is kinda like vaporwave+house.

there is no emulator, from where i can download it ?....

My man probably made this in just 10 minutes in FL Studio

@@minformationcenter9351 you mean the OS? is far as I know, it's just a concept.

madxruler. Dude makes great music and deserves more attention.

Im sorry but i download the video for the music


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ＩＴ｀Ｓ   ＮＯＷ    ＳＡＦＥ    ＴＯ
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Nah, nah. You forgot.

"Preparing to turn off
Windows 95 Mobile"

Oh nahhhhana tada magical (its now safe to turn off your phone shut down)

W E E E E E  N O  M O R E W I N D O W S 9 5

The It's now safe to turn off tour phone.

,blue screen appears :me ‼🤳🏼 smashes phone

@@michapustelnik984 <b>snort</b> Tour phoneeee lol XD

@@michapustelnik984 *snort* Tour phoneeee lol XD


if this actually existed I would buy it in a heartbeat

@@bngmapping  not me apparently, the UI looks pathetic in my opinion, coz it's like win 95

Honestly u could run some Linux distro one ur phone, get kde or something, customize the heck out of it and get something similar

@@bindeshwaritanu223 sorry for having opinions

@@AQ-101 try not to blurt out your unpopular opinion next time

Just remember to always reinstall it on the phone every weekend ^^

@@webfreezy nope, but I did use Win 98 in a simulator

@@AQ-101 Then that explains your answer ;) The more software you installed on Windows 95  the more unstable it became. That was not like Windows 10 where it is almost impossible to break the system by installing software.  In Windows 95 programs could and sometimes did overwrite system files that led to many problems. I've had a lot of those problems back then and reinstalling Windows 95 often was normal and slightly improved with Win98.

@@tweeleaf Любое мнение имеет право быть высказанным - это называется свобода слова. Так что засунь себе свой огрызок сам знаешь куда.

@@oof8756 did you even read the other replies before you r/wooooshed me?

@@J_Ivan-g5m The apps should also be in win95 style. Otherwise it will be awkward. UI in win95 style and when you open up any app all of them will be designed modernised.

@@ChanneLOL thank you im having so much fun on it

@@scratchx7909  yeah but most people have lives

there are a couple android launchers that look identical. windroid is one of them.

look at the libraphone or pinephone and make a linux theme that looks like this

windows phone is a real thing maybe you can mod it and put themes on it, but I haven't looked into it

@@AQ-101 I actually kind of like the aesthetics of the UI it would look nice for like retro gaming and stuff.

I could make an Android ROM for it for the pixel?

@@AQ-101 I believe this phone will be better as a novelty instead of being functional.

@@scratchx7909 A lot of apps are platform locked, like WhatsApp or YouTube. Time to move to Telegram...

@@flytie3861 I meant the phone with the software because it's so cool, I know what the phone is I had one

@@dingusdino1455 Maybe a skin could do it.

@@dingusdino1455 Maybe a skin could do it.

You all need to stop lying to yourselves , you wont buy this if this thing existed, its LITERRALY the same as Windows phone but with w95 skin

@@Ultra289 and that right there is the reason I would buy it, why do you think I bought a slider phone.. because its cool, fun and fun

@@gteixeira oh did you escape from the reddit zoo?

@@Ultra289 did you not think before you spoke

@@Ultra289 did you not think before you spoke

@@scratchx7909 You already do. Android is based on Linux

@@-xplay we don't do that around here on the internet, nerd.

@@AQ-101 dude, so uncultured. Everyone knows the Windows 95 has the aesthetic GUI.

@@animeneweablet I'm gonna be completely 100% honest with you, past me was dumb...

none of u bought windows mobile, so none f u would buy this. lets keep it real.

@@corataylor2205 I I had windows phone for a good 2 years.

@@dingusdino1455 windows mobile ≠ windows phone.

I would use it as my main phone cause it has everything I need


Субтитры просто шедевральны

Субтитры просто шедевральны

Особено про скрепку и васю

Особено про скрепку и васю

@телесергейкаруселькин2024бзлд


Let's appreciate the fact that this looks official

@@lenadams854 there's already android windows 95 emulator apps on Google play store

@@thewindbreaker34 it might be if you install some sort of theme to recreate that custom start menu etc.

Until you turn on the Russian subtitles rofl

Yeah, modern microsoft logo, totally official

It Look like some sort of lumia with putted system on it


In orange words : "It's now safe to turn off your phone"

@@janisbanis6882 lmfao what the fuck

what made you think i'm young

@@thegreatjan If you don't remember the words, "It's now safe to turn off your computer" in orange, you probably don't remember the late 1990s in terms of computing. That message displayed on computers without ACPI drivers after they were shut down. Most computers were ACPI capable by 2000. I remember seeing that message in my elementary school's computer lab.

@@TheLucidLuxray i do indeed remember that but i was pointing out that this just made a grammar error

@@futurepaver2039 Now I certainly know you are young. Don't be angry though, it's fine. Somebody already explained the message in one of the replies. :)

@@janisbanis6882 Ok, I do know what that screen is and how power buttons worked before 2000, but thats none of your fucking business. grow up

@Brian Gaming me to but I honestly don’t know why, when i was younger i just turned of the screen already just to dont see that

@@futurepaver2039 Calm down kiddo, you don't wanna piss your diaper again.

@@futurepaver2039 wow but did anybody ask for your fucking opinion?

Bruh... You can get that back in WINDOWS 10

@@TheLucidLuxray me who's a late 2000s kid who knows the screen

When I see that screen I always get scared


1995: I wonder what the future could be like<br>2019:

1995: I wonder what the future could be like
2019:

@@xyzzy-dv6te 1985: the year when the first version of windows is here


Те кто создовал Субтитры они просто боги по субтитрам

Вау! Вася получил пи**ы от мамки!

Вау! Вася получил пи**ы от мамки!

Конец меня расстроил. МНЕ НУЖЕН ЭТОТ ГРЁБАННЫЙ ТЕЛЕФОН

Общепризнанный факт

Общепризнанный факт

это окно 25 ниxyя не кому не нужно (но только для вас наверное)


I showed this to my friend and he thought it was a real Microsoft ad 😂

@White Ca8 by who still uses windows 95 in 2021????22??22???22

@@user-lz5kh3un8z u in 2021-<br>But indeed is true

@@user-lz5kh3un8z u in 2021-
But indeed is true

@@user-lz5kh3un8z Does it work? Can I do my job with it? If yes, I don’t need more.

@@user-lz5kh3un8z me, but in a virtual machine

@@user-lz5kh3un8z someone with a downgraded computer (they often angry when the log on to the computer)


microsoft should make this for the 25th anniversary next year.

microsoft no longer produces windows phone

@@phadearts4811 Wish it did, one last time but begging wont work at least someone from Microsoft make the Windows 95 Phone for the 25th anniversary next year.

I don’t have a phone I have no problem doing good good night sweetheart hope you’re doing better I have

I feel proud for being the one thousandth like of your comment


This would sell better than actual Windows Phone.

Yeah, it feels like using a desktop computer

@@cycrothelargeplanet Lumia WoA: <b>exists</b>

@@cycrothelargeplanet Lumia WoA: *exists*

This is better then a keyboard on a iPad or a pen on a pc


Acording to all laws, of aviation, theres no way a bee, should be able to fly

@@dylancleverley398 a have this plan with a 90's Palm-like area where people would write with their fingers on it. on the sides were again like 90's palm devices, albeit in software form, where it could be customizable, and 4 buttons at the bottom (from left to right): respond/call, back, (the start button was missing, but you could go home by drawing a house to go to Start) search, and decline/hang up. This also had a fingerprint sensor, and a front and back camera, with a flash light on the latter. That's all I have to say about that. Oh wait, I forgot... it had a capacitive touchscreen!

@@dylancleverley398, please draw the phone as it was.

@@dylancleverley398 Oh wait... It also had a color LCD screen as well, with 156 by 196 pixels!

@@amennnz (In MY universe) A prototype from January 1993 (after the first confirmed build of Windows 95 from 12/92-1/93) consisted of an interactive image of the UI mockup of Cairo/Chicago.


so realistic that it even has advertising disclaimers in small text throughout the video


This would still probably be better than the current Windows phone

back when Windows Phones were new with the Lumia i actually liked it a lot

@@Wilker_uwu agreed, WP7 was a great OS and I preferred it over anything else at the time. Flew too close to the sun and tried to integrate everything after that

@@ecbfilms001 i've once heard that a few parts of it were sabotaged by Google regarding its YouTube and email apps.. idk if it is true though.

I still use a windows phone, the exact model shown in the video (Lumia 550) and it's good


@@Vorticough kind of was, microsoft did make a windows phone (similar to this) but it failed


Others companys: we need to upgrade the phone

Microsoft: We need to downgrade it

Apple: same man, we gotta remove the headphone jack to trigger customers

@@EASsirenVids01 woooosh yourself IDIOT haaaaaa

@@CurtissB hey don't call me an idoit. I may be one, but that doesn't mean you get to call me one.


Yo Microsoft.
Make windows 95 and XP phones.
I'm serious.

And Windows 2000 Phone that will be released on 13 february 2001 and support ends on 8 january 2009.

And a computer Windows 11 that will be released on June 17 2020.

@Mateo Hideg It wasn't XP, it was based on Windows CE. Pretty advanced for it's time. It had a full file structure, start menu, and you could multitask on it.

um there are ANY other operating system phone like 98 me 2000 vista 7 8/8.1 10

@@mehdinecef Surprisingly yes! There's company in England making a dual boot Android/Windows 10 ARM phone called the Emperion Nebulus. https://twitter.com/emperionuk?lang=en

@@rubenhaftvani800 ok i dont have twitter

@Szymonthebests Gamer Windows 95 Phone is released in December 31 1996 and support ends on January 1 2007

Okay, but isn't there a real windows 95 ipad OS?

@@rubenhaftvani800 but still we want anything that is not related to the newest Windows operating systems we want oldies

@@MeneerMattie That's possible, you can find a Windows Mobile 6.1/6.5 device and use it as you primary cell phone until the Telecom providers shut down the 3G network. I was using a Xperia X1 until 2014 but good like finding any third party apps that still work/are supported.

Google "Pocket PC 2003"<br>They didnt make 95, but they made Pocket PC 2000 :)

Google "Pocket PC 2003"
They didnt make 95, but they made Pocket PC 2000 :)

Windows xp phones exist they are very old

Yah i’d be fine if we went back to XP if it was supported

@Jadon S. Windows Expert Windows Sonic 2007. windows 2000 didn't get as much reputation as Windows XP

1. Microsoft Doesn't Make Windows Phones Anymore 2. They Wouldn't Do Old Operating Systems


They should've made this a theme for windows mobile

@@user-ry4ts4xe6u I said "should've", not that they should do it now

I'm surprised they didn't make this as an easter egg

Wouldve prevented the phone from dying lol


Эти субтитры, просто имба, смотрю это видео чуть ли не только из-за них, а если серьезно то это реально классное и красиво видео

кто им разрешил переводить?

кто им разрешил переводить?

ВНИМАНИЕ! мы следим за вами даже в туалете!

@@Nikitos370Вася, перестань говорить по телефону, ты продлил мне скачивание по***хи на 2 дня!!!

Вася, перестань говорить по телефону, ты мне продлил скачивание порнухи на 2 дня


me in 1995:
mum buy me win95 mobile pls
me in 2020:
mum buy me win95 mobile pls

@Arihaan Rudra Those things are dirt cheap. Windows mobile 10 exists.

What do you mean "win95 mobile"<br>Phones didn't even exist yet, plus, that probably was not a thing before on tablets.

What do you mean "win95 mobile"
Phones didn't even exist yet, plus, that probably was not a thing before on tablets.

You still live with your mum 25 years later?

@@JulianR2JG wdym phones didn’t exist there was phones and tablets kinda existed

@@Zamn_daniel yeah but, they had a keyboard and a stylus

@@JulianR2JG well actually no keyboard! But you are right on the stylus https://youtu.be/YkJxWtTPyb0

@@JulianR2JG
.... You are so uneducated

Or I just dreamt using windows ce back in 96


Metaroose Lol look: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=theme.windowsphone.computerlauncher.free download that theme but computer launcher before and apply it XD

Metaroose I want a theme like this on my android


Microsoft should legit air this on TV for April Fool's Day

this is genuinly better than the windows 8/10 ui so they might not

Microsoft doesn't do phones anymore so no

@@YepItsCliffHanger that's... Why. It's April fools

Good idea lol...

Now someone send this to the company...

Tom - Cartoon IF YOU ARE WHO I THINK YOU ARE BEGONE! NO TAKING OVER YOUTUBE!


I just noticed, this song was used in a Microsoft ad and created using Windows 95 sounds.


It’s all fun and games until it updates to windows 7

@@UltraNyan bsod after trying to play solitaire

The real problem happens when it upgrades to windows 10.

Nobody remembers Windows Me

...for good reason

@xXAiden1017Xx <b>upgrades to Windows xp</b>

@nohat. microwave Windows 7 was a mistake, just like Windows 8, and Windows Vista. Windows 10 is the most secure windows out right now so i dont know what the fuck your saying, also windows 10 still gets updates unlike windows 7 lmao

Ultra Nyan dummy vista is 3 software younger than 95

@@ThatRandomToast actually youre right
I knew that before :)
But i wrote that bcs a lot of people watched joel destroys windows vista

@@trentont4652 Windows 10 updates only crash your pc lmao Microsoft is shit RN. Windows 7 was built when Bill Gates was there.

@@trentont4652 so xp was a mistake? And when 10X comes out 10 is gonna be a mistake?

It shouldn’t update just make a new phone for the next os

BlueCirkut Windows 10 is the only mistake. Building an OS, that just continues to be updated and changed, that's nothing reliable, that's just bullshit. Windows 7 was a solid OS, you knew what you have and what you can do with it. Windows 10 can change over night. And remember those bugs that are getting implemented with every new update. Nobody knows what's gonna be destroyed with the next one. Windows 8.1 is the only useful alternative out there right now, since it stays like it is to the end of it's days in 2023. And btw: You speak for everybody here? Cause I see many people here that 'give a shit'.

You can update of that phone until windows 7 was the latest update

Windows 95 (current version)
Windows NT 4.0
Windows NT 5.0
Windows 98
Windows 2000
Windows 2000 professional
Windows ME
Windows XP
Windows Whistler (Codename for XP)
Windows Server 2003
Windows Vista
Windows Server 2008
Windows Longhorn (codename for Vista)
Windows 7 (Latest update)

Or you can downgrade before windows 95 was released

Windows 1.0
Windows 2.0
Windows 3.0
Windows 3.1

BFB Stapy that actually gave me an idea!

matheus 3511 If I actually knew how to make videos like this guy I would’ve definitely make a Windows 7 mobile Trailer

Hello fellow BFB fan, and I'm sorry but I hate Stapy-

Well, im probably gettin whooshed, but ill explain eitherway.<br>Hes not saying that Windows 7 is bad, hes saying that Windows 7 requires a lot of ram, which if this was real, it would have max 2gb of ram and single core, combine that with the most laggy OS and you get a lag simulator, and prob bsod sim too.

Well, im probably gettin whooshed, but ill explain eitherway.
Hes not saying that Windows 7 is bad, hes saying that Windows 7 requires a lot of ram, which if this was real, it would have max 2gb of ram and single core, combine that with the most laggy OS and you get a lag simulator, and prob bsod sim too.

trollface • 8 years ago lol I thought I rewinded time hahhahahaha


The Windows 95 store better have 3D Pinball Space Cadet

Jeremy Quiros you blockhead!!!

That game never came with windows 95, its Hover the game , that came with the windows, plus a free clip from Happy Days showing the Band Weezer rocking at the cafe

Why has no one developed Purble Place for phones yet?? It's 2018!!!

windows 95 store? how about "The Microsoft Network Marketplace"

@@pizzaboxer The Microsoft Network Marketplace is missig from your computer. Try fuck yourself to fix this problem.

@@wordart_guian i have a windows 7 simulator on my phone and there is purble place but its a work in ptogress


I have never craved a piece of technology as much as now


Сука, русские субтитры это божественно ❤


Are we seriously gonna ignore this background music?

To be honest, I would probably like to get it on Spotify or just as a free download stand alone.

change da world, my final message, goodb ye.

@@non-existant8944 <br>smoking rat.. you will be missed

@@non-existant8944
smoking rat.. you will be missed

@@conkkerxd Here it is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PJEmF0FTAtI

@@adastrapgh Trust me. I understand what you mean, but trust me. 👍

@Paleo PH Hey it actually was legit, thanks man

@@adastrapgh told ya, <br>you're welcome. 😎👍

@@adastrapgh told ya,
you're welcome. 😎👍

Dont trust the guy above. Heres the original mix https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

@@timsonss can't be falling for that shit bruh

@@timsonss they trusted me and not you and got their reward

That background music would bd the ringtone

Be smart and don't trust the link of <br>@Nero Pasta.

Be smart and don't trust the link of
@Nero Pasta.

@@dotdankory he sacrificed himself to save us all

@@paleoph6168 I know what you mean when you say you know what he means  No joke or meme Intended.

@@timsonss I can't believe this happened in 2020 lol

@EXTV I have discovered it by watching this video. And was like "That's sound familiar".

@@timsonss don’t trust this guy. Here’s the original mix https://youtu.be/PJEmF0FTAtI

Sounds like something I would listen to while changing da world

Celph Titled - Windows 98 (Ft. Majik Most)

aRe wE sEriOuSlY gOiNg tO iGnOre tHiS bacKGrOuNd mUsic??!

No it fuckin' slaps and everyone knows.

_aRe wE sEriOuSlY gOiNg tO iGnOre tHiS bacKGrOuNd mUsic??!_

No it fuckin' slaps and everyone knows.


Lol there's the bee movie script on word 97

4096 also plugged himself- the youtube video is his music video based on Windows Vista errors.

IE also failed to connect to the internet

The epic and lit 95 launch was referenced too

hoes mad xD i didnt notice that at first xD

For those who want a timestamp to click/tap: 0:20

The best combination. Windows 95 and the Bee movie all in one.


Well done. The only thing missing is a BSOD.

@@joeljustin remember when it would crash it woukd say insert a disc

What do you mean its shown in the im sorry but im getting deja vu now

@@panmeek l dont get what you're trying to say

@Murad blue screen of death - it happens when the system is malfunctioning

@Murad blue screen of death. Use google before asking

In mobile phone (Windows 95 edition) there is no BSOD because only laptop or computer has

@@_assassiniq_2785 why fake? This is real I don't understand why are you keep saying, that compiter was hack by now and your attitude.was hack

:(
Shit, your phone crashed
Break it to restart.


Are we going to ignore the fact that this would have gone SUPER hard as an April Fools prank from Microsoft??


The Russian subtitles are absolutely amazing, just like the phone.

@@scottishemu159 just jokes, puns and lots of swearing. If translate them all to English they sadly won't be so fun and probably will be not understandable for who doesn't speak Russian.

@@scottishemu159 Russian Subtitles Translation:
Broughting to you our new product
Windows 95 Mobile
Anyways better than Windows Vista
F**K I GOT BLIND FROM THAT LIGHT
You can write your diplom here
Vasya stop talking on phone you made downloading p**n 3 times longer
Our new assistant - Clippy, this is an amazing thing among technologies nobody f**cking needs
Exclusive apps from Windows 95 store that nobody needs
WARNING! WE SPY YOU EVEN WHEN YOU POOP!
IF YOU DID REPOST IN TWITTER GET OUT OF CITY
Time to promote my videos on phone
Bill Gay dancing Hardbass with somebody i dont know
WINDOWS 95 - PHONE YOU DEFINITELY SHOULDNT BUY

English people wont understand this jokes

@@arkak420 I'm an American and understood all of em tbh.

@@arkak420 No it's perfectly understandable

@@arkak420 Тебя Задорнов обучал?

@@arkak420 Тебя Задорнов обучал?

@@user-sx3pz8cz4p нет блин, آیا ازایکارکردی

@@youtubelol нет блин ♤♡◇♧☆¤•□@%#*&١٨٢٩٤٦٣

I'm from Mexico and I'm translating everything from Russian, into English and then into Spanish and it's funny how the comments are distorted.

кто-нибудь понял что чел сверху написал. .-.

@@user-sx3pz8cz4p "Русские субтитры абсолютно великолепные, как и сам телефон"

@@timurtheterrible4062 "Русские субтитры высрəла собака"

@@youtubelol нет блин анкап

@@youtubelol нет блин анкап

@@arkak420 а я русский,хехь)

@@arkak420 а я русский,хехь)

@@TatiNext, I agree, and the subtitles are very funny

@@arkak420, АХАХАХАХХА, боже, как это это смешно

i’m just impressed that the caption options include esperanto. that’s frickin cool.


Finally I wouldn't have to carry around my entire computer tower everywhere!

i love to ovn it ask china to make it lol 😂

356 XD yes, FINALLY CAN USE WINDOWS 95 AGAIN


I hate how well made this is.
Its just so perfect.
If you showed this to someone who knew nothing about computers, they would probably believe this is real.


The music is great, been listening to it a lot recently,


I miss buttons that looked like buttons and panels that looked like panels.

Unfortunately every design has rounded edges and is minimalistic these days...

@@anonymouse5207 Fortunately*<br>Those old designs are ugly as fuck and are no match to the grandiose that is metro or material design

@@anonymouse5207 Fortunately*
Those old designs are ugly as fuck and are no match to the grandiose that is metro or material design

@@diablo.the.cheater You still remember Windows 8, right? Mostly referred as one of the worst versions because of the new metro design. I cannot mention a single company or school I know that made the switch from 7 to 8.

I didn't describe minimalism as a style by itself but as a way of how information is presented.

Modern designs are okay for home laptops or touchscreen devices that are mostly used for entertainment or reading information.  For people who use an OS for work or for IT purposes it's like using a baby toy because it's way too big, slow and mostly presents
 primitive information or settings above useful stuff (a lot of advanced options, functions or programs are also frequently hidden away under a tab or are just not there). At least grandma knows how it works because "click the gear icon, then the padlock icon and tick the box" is easier done then not knowing where or what to click. Round design contributes to minimalism in this context because it mostly separates information in an unlisted way thus making it hard to efficiently work with it.

The design of windows 95 may be visually old (the best a design could get back then) but the way of organisation is still mostly present in Windows 10.

I hate it when text boxes with placeholder labels and buttons look exactly the same

The new designs look like this. <-- this is text. <-- that is a link. <--- that is a new heading <-- that is a jpeg with text, not clickable. <-- that is clickable image. Three dots mean "more" but there's never any context and it's put randomly on everything.
When pictures exist, you have no defining borders. You won't know where your mouse is clicking, basically, without far more attention than you used to need.
Your start menu may have been laid out into categories for the 100 apps you have... TOO BAD. Now it's all in alphabetical order. Exactly the way houses should be organized, with Soap and Stove in the same places.
Would you like to know what's a header vs link vs clickable header vs text in the content? Well, we no longer support those differences. In fact, large paragraphs of random things look exactly like the Microsoft website!
But it doesn't end there. Randomly, some paragraphs are JPEG images and some aren't. But the clickable parts are the images to their right.
But that's not all!
We've revamped our developer website into misleading marketing that makes you think we have new solutions for compiling to iPhone on windows. But even though it took you 17 minutes (I timed it) to figure out where to click next, you eventually just get to the IDE page that USED TO be 3 clicks away.
We just know you'd love this design because our internal designer has 8 glass trophies receiving praise (I've seen them) from other coworkers (not customers...), even though after implementing said design, he got chewed out by the entire dev teams of the parts replaced in VS.

Now, even though you may have 200 apps and not use keyboard shortcuts, we've pulled research out of nowhere to indicate that you use keyboard shortcuts and memorize all their names, so we've removed all sense of organization and gave a pamphlet with 32 shortcut keys to remember. We ignored the fact that Subaru replaced their user manual with a set of 8 basic pictures of common car functionality because the average person can't handle 6+ things thrown at them at once, and even people with good memory never remember more than 5. Because we're geniuses that know our clientele so well, that physics and biology don't matter.

We hope you enjoy your stay.

Now that our software is more confusing than the Linux command line, for anyone that uses more than email... we've taken over the Linux foundation since we know you're all moving over there anyway.

While presented like a parody, it is all true, or was at some point. PS. look up 2nd grade construction paper projects on google images. You'll find the windows 10 start menu, and 8's everything. The designers at MS basically recreated what we played with as toddlers. You wanna trust them with organizing the world?

@@feitingschatten1  alright will do... Wait a minute.... Searching.... Yeah no I don't think it's there

@@anonymouse5207 I know right. I honestly really miss the original iphone app designs, I'm so nostalgic for them and I feel like the designs of phones are just so more boring nowadays

@@diablo.the.cheater opinions from a engineers perspective

@@diablo.the.cheater "grandiose" I'd describe it as moreso overused and old at this point, but alright I guess?

Modern UIs are better. Beautiful rounded corners with minimalistic beauty...

@@diablo.the.cheater Thats ironic, right?

@@diablo.the.cheater buddy, everyone fucking hated windows 8 because it looked too simple. Too “user friendly”, and there wasn’t an on-screen start button, so you had to press the windows button to get to something that looked nowhere close to the original, easy to use start menu

i think the new designs with a mix of 3D would be perfect

@@anonymouse5207 no, it was referred that way becuase it was too<br>tablet oriented and not more oriented tword desktop users.

@@anonymouse5207 no, it was referred that way becuase it was too
tablet oriented and not more oriented tword desktop users.

Material design is amazing because it uses shadows and makes everything look uniform, and this is kinda ugly, but I guess I understand what you mean.

The KDE oxygen theme was the peak of skeumorphic UI / uX. Change my mind

@@diablo.the.cheater material design 1.0 is the best version of it tho (the main look of Android 5 thru 7)
it has super smooth animations and it had *texture*, something 2.0 removed
and it wasn't very rounded, in fact it was not too angular either
And something as simple as a button would have a texture to it that looked like paper, something I miss

@@diablo.the.cheater aight man you do you but i think you have a shitty opinion

@@badcatalex Pre-material design was better.. Consistent, clear, intuitive outlining and style of elements. Just like in Windows 95.

@@anonymouse5207 Minimalistic clutter :D

In "modern" software, the important graphical details have been minimalized, all while everything else is crappiled.


You should make a windows XP version as well

I really want to see Windows Vista for phones (vista is my favorite OS)

This is subjective<br>Vista was on my first PC it had dvd maker movie maker photo gallery media center the welcome center the gadgets the sample music/images/videos the Inkball and the Purble Place so I loved it and it's still my favorite

This is subjective
Vista was on my first PC it had dvd maker movie maker photo gallery media center the welcome center the gadgets the sample music/images/videos the Inkball and the Purble Place so I loved it and it's still my favorite

Windows Mobile 2003 is a good representation.

Pro Player 1⃣ Dude it’s the first official Windows phone OS

so pocket PC 2003 and Windows Mobile 5.1?

NO! MAKE IT WINDOWS 7 OR 98 OR VISTA OR 2000! ITS BETTER I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WINDOWS XP

Nino6 - Gamer 98 same thing then 95

7 is the update of vista and vista is the update of xp its exist

Nino6 - Gamer and XP is the most historic OS in the world

This is why Pocket PC UI looks like Windows XP, because IT IS but Pocket Edition...

SuperClasherWar Minecraft/Mc tutorial i guess the aesthetic of Windows mobile 6/6.1 is sort of similar to vista. It has an overall dark turquoise theme and similar gradients/glass effects. Also, some icons are similar.

@SuperClasherWar Minecraft/Mc tutorial i was joking. i have a windows 7.5 phone.

Windows XP is my favorite os, and it's is a tablet version of Windows XP

In the 2000s you had windows mobile it looked similar to xp but with a nokia like layout.


Meanwhile in an alternate universe, where OSs did not evolve but processing power did

The nsa wouldn't be able to spy on you very easily and AI recommending you propaganda and ideologies wouldn't exist either

I mean we never had this because of no processing power, and as soon as we had some Microsoft hopped on the mobile train in 2000.

@III Vance Geez. You really dont know anything about OS's.

@III Vance IDK. Given the whole OS has been re-written and operates entirely different, much better than before and with many more features, your argument is kinda invalid kiddo.

If you pulled a user out of 1996 and told him to use 10 he'd be fucking lost. If you told a developer from 96 to develop for 10 he'd be lost.

@III Vance Sorry, but your very incorrect opinion doesnt count towards facts.

Sadly this is my 3rd comment replying to you so after this i'll have to write 4ish paragraphs explaining how you're wrong with some real facts and software engineering. So go ahead and clap my ass with your wiki article you cant even explain. We will all laugh even harder when your dumbass eats the ground when a Net and Sys Admin eats you out, kid.

@III Vance You just contradicted yourself so many times in that comment i've lost count. This is entertaining though. Please, continue with the childish attitude and insults.

@III Vance 1/10 comeback would try again. Maybe next time kiddo?

@III Vance Its hilarious how you havnt got a fucking clue what you're talking about. You're just regurgitating popular garbage you've heard to try and make it look like you know the difference. But in reality you're just talking through your ass. Give it a rest.

@@silvy7394 lmao the like ratio between you and vance explains everything. everyone who seen this comment section clearly knows you are in the wrong and they are showing it. bahahahhaha!

@@umamifan Uno Reverse, bitch

"A lie doesn’t become truth, wrong doesn’t become right, and EVIL doesn’t become good just because it’s accepted by a majority"

@@umamifan Uno Reverse, *bitch*

_"A lie doesn’t become truth, wrong doesn’t become right, and EVIL doesn’t become good just because it’s accepted by a majority"_

This kid just got <b>DOMINATED</b> Debate Closed.

This kid just got *DOMINATED* Debate Closed.

@@Ahmedkhaled-ev1jw It's called using DuckDuckGo, uBlock Orgin, & a VPN to encrypt your traffic so the ISP can't report web activity to the government.

While this does not make you anonymous it's a huge improvement & makes you MUCH harder to track. For a VPN use TorGuard or WeVPN

@Romulus III Exactly. This Windows 95 Phone is from where the OS development didn't mean retardment, while processing power increased. And even the sound effects were a pleasure!

Nowadays, UIs are horrible, code bloated, and even the sound effects have been changes for sake of change. Since Windows 7, all Windows sounds have been sounding just as depressing as everything actually is on their software. So sad "development", how they dared to even ditch Brian Eno!

@@silvy7394 bro 10 was laggy to me and 8.1 and 7 was just the perfect OS for me tbh

@@JobiMorkos Then you should of run 10 on hardware thats as old or newer as the OS, just like you did with 7, dipshit.

@@Zaptosis duckduckgo is just as biased, stop pushing that crap. It always has been


This could work as a theme because the actual phone looks modern, just the interfaces are basically a theme.

You could probably just make an Android rom of this


Если бы это была настоящая реклама Windows Phone, то акции Microsoft подскочили бы в разы

особенно с субтитрами

особенно с субтитрами

@i have your ip address на 6 дней продлеваю

ВАСЯ ПЕРЕСТАНЬ МНЕ ЗВОНИТЬ!

ВАСЯ ПЕРЕСТАНЬ МНЕ ЗВОНИТЬ!

@@LordOfNeutralityThe5th опять продлил порнуху

@@LordOfNeutralityThe5th <b>звонок 80000000 раз</b>

@@LordOfNeutralityThe5th *звонок 80000000 раз*


Imagine when you first bought it it said "Update to Windows 10" lol

Il devra mettre une vidéo de Windows 2000 Phone. La sortie sera 2001 et le fin de support est 2009.

Windows 2000 Phone will be available the 1 February 2001 and will end of support the 17 May 2009.

WARNING for @@Windows-cs9hi : Windows is disabled. Please enter your code key to re-activate it!

ERROR for @@Windows-cs9hi : Invalid code key.

@@SpikeGoated5 option 1. skip 2. enter key.      me:*<b>hits skip hard*</b>

@@SpikeGoated5 option 1. skip 2. enter key.      me:**hits skip hard**

(@@Windows-cs9hi typing code key).
ERROR: Invalid code key.
WARNING: After 5 invalid code keys, you are unable to activate Windows during 5 minutes. Aditionaly, you need to check the "I'm not a robot" checkbox because you entered an invalid code key 3 times.

(@@Windows-cs9hi typing code key without check "I'm not a robot" checkbox)<br>ERROR: No reCAPTCHA checkbox checked.

(@@Windows-cs9hi typing code key without check "I'm not a robot" checkbox)
ERROR: No reCAPTCHA checkbox checked.


My friend: Thinking its a real ad

"Why the hell didn't Microsoft put the same efforts in developing the UI as it made to create the ad??"

My friend: *Thinking its a real ad*

"Why the hell didn't Microsoft put the same efforts in developing the UI as it made to create the ad??"


0:40 I watched this video a few times already, and never noticed I was in it xD.

@@streylok439hes uploaded 3 times mr valve guy


1995: Windows 95
2018: Windows 95 Mobile
Me in 2020: Very Intresting

@@AXL-mx6dz me in 3090: still interesting

@@minagosef8429 me in 70979: still interesting

@@AXL-mx6dz I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHICH YEAR U R INTERESTING IN

@@AXL-mx6dz me in 2077 still interesting

@@elletSetteSellaDomoU bruh just a joke calm down lmao

@@AXL-mx6dz me in the human uprise of 2027


The fact that the text file has the Bee Movie opening dialogue makes this phone so much better

Even better, its the version of the script that replaces every capitol 'C' with 'O's


This feels like an ad I would see in that 2009 to 2012 era


If Microsoft could have pulled this off by some incredible magic in the 90s, I’m convinced they would own the federal government.

They could of. The mobile hardware just wasnt there though.

Big Tech DOES own the federal government now


I liked it, too. <br>But is that because it’s so familiar and we’ve grown accustomed to it?

I liked it, too.
But is that because it’s so familiar and we’ve grown accustomed to it?

@@hermask815 well I am gen z so i wasnt really alive during these things but there is still something cool about it

And it’s by madxruler, no made credit to the artist, one way to get deleted

We all know that, however, the thing is, i got two videos deleted from the artist of this song, so, all together, this video should of been removed by now

@madxruler could delete this if he felt, it infringes his rights.


They should've done this for the OS's 25th anniversary.


A retro styled phone is something I need in my life


Until they release the Macintosh Phone...

@Abhay Kichlu Yeah, that would make more sense for the time

Apple will release newton with a retro skinned iOS

@@Chase_Reynolds if they will release that, I’m definitely will buy that


@ERROR-ERROR NAME WAS NOT FOUND i saw it just as i read the comment


Автор субтитров в своих лучших традициях

@@ContinentalDripauthor of subtites has done his best

За висту дизреспект, виста топ, просто опередила время

Щас бы своë видео пиарить на телефоне

Щас бы своë видео пиарить на телефоне

@Shashmit reviews There in the subtitles it is written: "Now I would like to promote my video on the phone"

Это фейковый смартфон!

Это фейковый смартфон!

@@nikitaguzanov2532 да ну серьёзно не моджет быть как же так


He even put little info blurbs in the bottom left. The attention to detail is crazy.

4096 is a madman


Windows 2000 Mobile would be peak ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ

michaspi indeed. And the video would need to remix the startup sound like this too. Would be awesome

Ｗｉｎ２Ｋ記念スマホＮｉｃｅ国際版

Ｗｉｎ２Ｋ記念スマホＮｉｃｅ国際版


The phone must be in a classic old school fashion beige pc tower !

https://youtu.be/J5quRUzP-Ek watch this video and do you " like"
And "subscribe" and thank you..


This would actually be so fucking good as a theme for Windows 10 Mobile. Make Live Tile movement linear and that's good.

@@JamezP Windows Phone died because it wasn't Android or iOS. Technically they still have a framework to revive it, but it's not a focus right now, and they have no reason to do so.

Jensi Oquendo it died because there were no apps I couldn’t use it for a week because if that reason and left for iPhone


Imagine how many years we have to wait for Windows 11 to 95


Finally no bugs and no lag. What a good os!

Ardit Jace 👌👌👌OH YEAH it's only $1 and it's cool

HM Carter No Windows 95 mobile has said that you can't get an apple hacked screen of death so umm Yeah

You want one with no bugs or lags,with true all app running foreground and background webOS was the thing at the time!

You probably would have to reinstall it every week or so.

Ha! Windows 95 was full of bugs and was very laggy on the hardware of its time.


This is one of those products you wish they were real.

@@rodrigoonilsalvador9135 um, send link pls!!!!!!!!


You know its funny when word 97 shows the bee movie script


ios or android? nah windows 95 mobile beats them up!

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You could actually achieve Windows 95 mobile by customising Android, themeing apps and even going as far to modify the skin of Android.

ReAnTech Ios , Android and W95 are all awesome.


2 weeks later... Introducing Windows XP mobile


Imagine during a call, you say "wait my clippy is bugging out"


I would unironically use this UI on my daily driver.


Throws 52 cents at the screen

Im broke so...

*Throws 52 cents at the screen*

Im broke so...


what about the windows 98 phones, and windows 2000 phones.

i actually got windows 2000 and xp running on my android (QEMU Emulation via Limbo), it's slow but nice

@@tuxedocream ah, i did not get the joke at first. thank you for explaining the joke, and not being toxic.

Won't be any good until the second service pack, though.


Omg so aesthetic damn 1 month after still watching this and I wish having this aesthetic phone honestly-


@@mcvibing2785 i dont really know, i saw it with no likes, so i liked it.


Are you excited for the next star clippy game??


Love how the remixed UI and the remixed music fit well together


The white version of the phone should be yellow-ish enough to have that retro vibe.


<b>WINDOWS PHONE SALES INCREASES TO 300%</b>

Advanced Charles
Unfortunately 0 x 300 = 0
Sadness Intensifies

Advanced Charles
Unfortunately 0 x 300 = 0
*Sadness Intensifies*

itsdave Windows phones are good what are you all talking about?!

Windows Phones from Microsoft don't get sold anymore, sadly.


Easter Egg list
- 0:22 bee movie script
-0:41 comments from the last video, pewdiepie joke, vaporwave joke and a bill wurts joke
0:49 bill wurtz and other people
0:55 Despacito 2
0:25 internet explorer crashes
adding more soon

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed the bee movie script

vapordesign mk what should i write instead


Отдельный респект чуваку который делал русские субтитры!

Хуйню слелал

Хуйню слелал


This is luxury nostalgia that’s so reasonable that it should actually be a thing


1:01 I like how the clap is perfectly synchronized with the video on the phone


<b>”It used to be difficult for computers to do more than one thing at a time...”</b>

*”It used to be difficult for computers to do more than one thing at a time...”*


Люблю того кто сделал субтитры

Люблю того кто сделал субтитры


What a random video. Should have made the phone in the style of old white desktops

it's enough to transform the screen, now you want them to create the phone?!

They weren’t originally beige you normies! The color fades over time due to UV exposure

They were originally beige/ off white. Its what the original colour was called back in the day, they yellow over time due to fire retardance added in from bromide based chemicals if I remember correctly

I know, where's my yellowing beige case covered in coffee stains microsoft?

right here! (points to old Packard bell)

Data Radar It is actually made of and old thing. The phone is old itselg, its design it's totally "oldfashioned".

He should have putted the old Microsoft icon and stick a sticker 'Intel 80386 inside' on the phone.


0:47
"Coverage not available everywhere."
Damn, this phone truly for collectors only

0:47
*"Coverage not available everywhere."*
Damn, this phone truly for collectors only


back to good old 32kbps and "You've got mail" stuffs

2 weeks after that: introducing windows vista mobile

Windows 95 phone
*upgrade*
Windows Vista phone
*go back*
Windows 10 Phone
*f--k go back*

Windows 95 phone
**upgrade**
Windows Vista phone
**go back**
Windows 10 Phone
**f--k go back**


Субтитры ваще круть

Субтитры ваще круть


fean I'd actually mail it to you ..but within a week you'd throw it so far that.. it'd reach back here 😂😂

You can use it on your android ;p  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0w-4wajrwg&feature=youtu.be

I owned two different lumia models. They were both awesome. I'd totally by Windows 95 retro model. The nostalgia of those days brings back so many good memories.

I have the same lumia that is in this video


0:55 ...and this is a 4096 video inside a 4096 video.

2 to the power of 12 (2^12) is 4096. A 4096 video within a 4096 video would be (2^12)^12, pronounced 2 to the power of 12 to the power of twelve which gives 2.23007452E+43. alright have a good day

@@elgoharyyousef and I have attached a copy of the contract for the work I guess

Windows error remix my child was seeing this only

4096 video inside a 4096 video inside 4096 video inside a 4096 video inside 4096 video inside a 4096 video inside

That’s what you call 16,777,216! HAHAHAHAHAHA!


I'm not really a person from 1995 or 2000, but if someday Microsoft makes this a thing, I would literally buy this for sure


Brendan Jennings it was released on 4/20 right?


I would literally pay someone to make an android skin or entirely different OS that looked like this

If you are paying enough, it is possible.

@@Scooteroy As much as the developers ask

Please someone do this and release it, I'm willing to pay

I have an ios and windows skin launcher currently. Not 95 however. I'm sure it's doable.

On iOS 14 you can make it using widget smith. Try it!

https://i.imgur.com/YtQLqxW.jpg
This is what my phone looks like 🤷🏾♂


The background track sounding pretty THICC 😩👌


Вы просто есть невероятнй в множественном числе!


I would literally pay for this more than for a modern OS

Seriously want this so bad. It looks like such a destressed phone. I'd rather have the occasional crash or weird popup over the scary level of big brother control and over-designed ui of modern devices. Just something straightforward like this really speaks to me.

@@GrandmasterofWin You want a phone where the buttons are too small to be pressed?

i learnt that you could get a distro of linux running on your phone, and then customize it to look like this.

@@snadwichbcuzyes3359 get linux and install a windows95 theme on your phone

i know that this is possible on android and might be harder to perform on an iphone

@@zyugyzarc my step dad doesn't like anything that differs from stock shit and I don't have enough knowledge to install an phone rom, so yeah not accessible to me  at the moment


It seems suprisingly functional. If this was an existing "fun" feature on actual WP I would totally use it.


I would actually buy a phone with this theme, or at least hack an android phone to have a similar theme and custom make a case that has the classic Windows 95 logo printed on it.

AS SOON AS I FIND A ANDROID PHONE, IM DOING THAT AND SENDING IT 2 U

@@jackkurosaki2994 android phones are everywhere.

As long as it's not an iPhone or a flip phone, you're probably good.

@@jackkurosaki2994 Any updates on the progress of the making of the theme yet?


Can we just acknowledge the music that samples the Windows 95 start theme.

@@madxruler thanks for dropping that - ez sub


Time to make some themes.<br>(you cant put custom themes on windows or mac, so i shall make this for linux)

Time to make some themes.
(you cant put custom themes on windows or mac, so i shall make this for linux)

@@zyugyzarc actully u can with third party programs

@@noobethgamingtonthethird you can't modify windows firmware on an OS level.

@@cyan2048 i meant that you cant use <b>custom</b> themes. the built-in themes will obviusly work.

@@cyan2048 i meant that you cant use *custom* themes. the built-in themes will obviusly work.

@@cyan2048 3rd party tools are pretty cringe

imagine not being able to completely customize your operating system from themes, to the base functionality, to the window manager, ect

@@cyan2048 "latte dock" and "gnome tweaks" arent 3rd party tools, and you dont need to use them if you dont want to

Maybe even better, custom firmwares for Lumias


It's not a bad idea. At least we could do anything what we could do on a PC.


jschlatt Youre the Real Jschlatt??? Awesome! Youre here too!!!

Oh wow, who would imagine that a midly popular youtuber who is active on social media would be commenting on a video, am I right?

Its that guy from aztrozist discord, blah

@@karlofsky boy do i miss the time aztrocord was a thing, lmao


Love that intro music, Nostalgia unlimited !


Phones: RAM, Power<br>Microsoft: I love nostalgia, soooo,

Phones: RAM, Power
Microsoft: I love nostalgia, soooo,


Windows 10 has to make a theme like this, like in windows 7 you had the windows classic theme. Who agrees?

you asked for dark mode windows & killed theming. its your own fault

@@JayJam1 you commented on the wrong comment buddy

The classic theme was a piece of primitive shit. I never use that theme anymore.


Omg, I remember to saw this when I was younger... and I still need it...


Subtitles other: normal sub
RuSSiAaan: Вася ты мне порнуху продлил!!!!!!1!1!1

Subtitles other: *normal sub*
RuSSiAaan: Вася ты мне порнуху продлил!!!!!!1!1!1

@Кряк Крякович лол, да

@Кряк Крякович лол, да

Лол, меня Вася зовут

Лол, меня Вася зовут


Windows 10 mobile: damn i will get popular cuz im new

Windows 95 mobile: hold my number 95


The UI is actually better and cleaner than all of the modern ones.


Microsoft has become windows phones in future, i wish to best you of luck.


Windows XP Tablet PC Edition are now exist (sorry for bad English i'm from Poland)

Maybe have the YouTube app for it look like 2007 YouTube. :D

Aristo Nicholas <i>E N D L E S S  P O S S I B L I T I E S</i>

Aristo Nicholas _E N D L E S S  P O S S I B L I T I E S_


Friend: What phone do you have?
Me: Windows 95
Oh


What even makes this video better is the remix. Dang that sounds so good!


I’m still wishing that this could be a real product soon, even after 5 years.


windows 95: is mobile<br>performance of every phone: STONKS

windows 95: is mobile
performance of every phone: STONKS

@Lucas Zhu I think it would be a skin of android not actually windows 95 because there would be so many compatibility errors witch such an old operating system. All of your personal data is stored is stored on your phone now so having compatibility errors would reak havoc.


I would actually pay for this. Sick of this flat design crap.

Jody Bruchon I loved the XP and Vista desigins. Nowadays they go for simplistic designs in software :(


that's actually cool I would love it as a theme/launcher


Субтитры отдельный вид искусства 😂😂

Субтитры отдельный вид искусства 😂😂


Ахах, русские субтитры - нечто 😂

Ахах, русские субтитры - нечто 😂

Вася хватит говорить<br>Ты мне скачивание порнухи на 2 дня продлил

Вася хватит говорить
Ты мне скачивание порнухи на 2 дня продлил

MINSKI
<br>если у тебя нет хахахах

MINSKI
если у тебя нет хахахах

@@user-fe4by5vi1r
<br>что, черт возьми, не в том месте

@@user-fe4by5vi1r
что, черт возьми, не в том месте

украинец сабы делал...

украинец сабы делал...

Спасибо, пересмотрел с субтитрами) Жаль им отдельно лайк не поставить)

@@ext274 If you just knew how cool Russian subtitles were made 🙈

Наш новый ассистент- «Скрепка» Это инвовация в сфере нихуя не нужных разработак

Aurora The Random Furry haha. Jokes about Vodka SOOOOOOO funny. All my town laughs on your mind and success in humor. sarcasm

P.S. Хоть бы что-то новое придумали. Все медведь да водка ебучая. Достали уже!

Aurora The Random Furry haha. Jokes about Vodka SOOOOOOO funny. All my town laughs on your mind and success in humor. *sarcasm*

P.S. Хоть бы что-то новое придумали. Все медведь да водка ебучая. Достали уже!

И донт спик руссиан

И донт спик руссиан

Всё равно лучше чем Windows Vista

Всё равно лучше чем Windows Vista

Вот спасибо за подсказку) повеселил)

Вот спасибо за подсказку) повеселил)

@@vladtheclouds5637 Sorry I don't speak Rasputin.

Тупая петросянщина

Тупая петросянщина

интересно, кто их писал?

интересно, кто их писал?

Окна фон - новый девайс, который вам действительно не стоит покупать


the phone is cool and all but can we appreciate how cool that lightning looks at 0:51

Goddammit. I haven't lost the game since Windows 95 was the latest and greatest.

Well, it still is the greatest, but you get my point.


That logo is the exact one windows 11 is based on<br>U really predicted the future

That logo is the exact one windows 11 is based on
U really predicted the future


Эм да вот этот перевод лучший который я видел на ютубе😂😂😂😂

Оруу с перевода

Оруу с перевода

По мне дибил какой то переводил

По мне дибил какой то переводил

@ī Крис Котэ ī ржака

@ī Крис Котэ ī ржака

Спасибо, я бы даже не догодался что тут субтитры есть

Не могу не согласится😅😀👍

Не могу не согласится😅😀👍

Перевёл и озвучил - Огурец и ещё какой-то пи***, который меняет субы (некоторые индивиды думают что сабы пишет сам автор видео, а вот них**, это зрителям делать нех**)

Вася, перестань говорить по телефону, ты мне продлил скачивание порнухи на 2 дня

Посредственный школьный юмор

Посредственный школьный юмор

Да это самый лучший перевод на планете

Да это самый лучший перевод на планете

Да, этот перевод так и говорит о всем этом кошмаре в Окнах 95

В конце написано ,,МылоСофт (какое мыло 2007 год на дворе?)”   Не переводчик а ДэБыЛ

1:07 перевод самый упоротый...

1:07 перевод самый упоротый...

Включи собтитры

Включи собтитры

который , QUE COÑO DICE XD, wtf what he says

Albert mcj7_oficial he’s russian and talking on Russian.

Всё равно лучше, чем Windows Vista

Всё равно лучше, чем Windows Vista

Благодаря тебе я теперь знаю какие субы у этого видео

@@bob2826 Блять он не поймёт

@@bob2826 Блять он не поймёт

"Все равно лучше, чем Windows Vista"
эрик плачет

"Все равно лучше, чем Windows Vista"
*эрик плачет*

Эслиб не он писал то в описании билоб написано кто перевёл а так автор набухался и перпвёл(я так щетаю

Огурец охуеннен

Огурец охуеннен


I thought this was real. Why don't they hire you to make ads, great work.


It's basically a reskinned Windows 10 in the realistic sense tho.


ahhhh...

you did all of this yet you couldn't change the microsoft logo on the back to the 1995 microsoft logo

@@user-no3tu9kh3p That's simply not true. Microsoft's logo was only recently changed in 2012 to the current one, and the previous design had remained the same since 1987.

https://www.brandingmag.com/2012/08/24/microsoft-new-logo/

Still works though! Here's an ad for 95 featuring, interestingly enough, the Windows logo we see today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw-GGT6900s

@@BLUEJAYMusic1994 But that was not the Microsoft corporate logo. That was a one-off logo design for Windows 95 used specifically for that commercial campaign and basically never seen again until today.

@@BLUEJAYMusic1994 that video simply shows 4 abstract windows with Windows logo colors (notice the transaction from Windows "start" button logo into these windows). And those windows are animated to show the idea of multitasking. So it isn't logo they were showing, but just bunch of windows. It's just a coincidence that it matches current logo.

niter43 you’re most certainly right, but even still, it’s a nice little reference :)


Bill Gates: Were running out of ideas :(
Lucario(Me): Shows them this video
Bill Gates: GEINUSSSSSS

Bill Gates: Were running out of ideas :(
Lucario(Me): *Shows them this video*
Bill Gates: *GEINUSSSSSS*

Bill knows how to spell genius, also he's more busy with philantropy these days


Tbh the UI looks clean and simple, better than the android or ios one to me.


As someone who first had Windows 95 this is my dream phone


I don’t see a unregistered Hypercam 2 watermark.


I sound recording application was a heavy jolt of nostalgia.


@@saladfox Are you sure? I think someone did.

I made it. It can be found on my channel along with the 2nd remix.

@@saladfox oh ok. He didn't edit so maybe you missed it.


I would unironically use this as a daily driver.


I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SKIPPED 85 VERSIONS THIS TIME!!!


Просто убило с субтитров, я даже заскринил парочку🤣

даже прямо сейчас?

даже прямо сейчас?

YGH4FJEGB
SHFVEJDFVVJRGSJKVBTE
EHGEBGJREGJ RUJTHRRUGEGFGJHTR3GFG
GHBGHFJGHEUFDHFWEIDHFIFRGEUGHREWUFJGEGRIHU3GFIGHREIFHGUREHFUGRG

@@aleksandrchernaev4522 ты с луны свалился чел?


Windows 10 needs the windows 95 startup sound... sounds so modern.


00:33 including Clippy
Yes! Finally my boi is having some love.


Кто делал русские субтитры - гений)

Кто делал русские субтитры - гений)

Скорее - ГЕЙний

Скорее - ГЕЙний

@@kupi_slona идиот  субтитры супер 1000000000000000000000% из 0%

@@kupi_slona дурачок тут только ты, субтитры сделаны поугарать

@@kupi_slona ты приебался ко всем чтобы просто так обосрать?

@@kupi_slona Найс чел, до рофла дое6ался


Nah this is what actually feels like owning a lumia


This looked like if Microsoft gave costumers REALLY want.


Love the error message...and lets not forget Gates and Ballmer...good stuff!  When's 3.1 coming out and can I get to DOS?

It must be Dos 5.0 and Dos Shell compatable for me. I would prefer Win 3.11 for workgroups and I want to see scandisk on every 5th reboot telling you to shutdown your computer properly even though you had to flick the power switch because the system hung because of Windows and of course a random BSoD. What else?.... Wordstar, Lotus 123, Minesweeper.

i'm glad i'm not the single one who saw the lit launch reference

also: this phone will not let you use netscape just for your knowledge lol


Какие же отличные Русские субтитры👍

Какие же отличные Русские субтитры👍


субтитры дали мне поугарать (Ставь лайк если ты русский)

а если я Казах?

а если я Казах?

Пхах реально субтитры прибацнутые)

Пхах реально субтитры прибацнутые)

я РУССКИЙ!

.

я РУССКИЙ!

.

Я не понимаю это реал перевод или просто лаги?

@SеМКuН если ты про автора утверждаешь что он из рашки то посмотри на субтитры русские на 1:11 в конце


Even better to watch when you hours earlier found a windows 95 laptop that hasn't been touched in decades.


It's 1995 and you are in a meeting at work or at a cafe with friends. Your Windows 95 Mobile gets a notification 'tweet' from US President Bill Clinton, or an update on the the O.J Simpson trial or breaking news on the passing away of Actor Dean Martin...

Then you open AOL app to check your mails, while Clippy helps you navigate through your tasks...

Loved Windows 95 back then, would love it on my palm as a device!

Did I miss anything on this reimagining? Let me know


And, well...
As for the camera...
What does THAT provide?

Its a built-in VHS camcorder to aesthetically please Windows 95 Mobile customers.


Субтитры явно писал бывший сотрудник компании Microsoft)))

Который сейчас наверное в Apple

Который сейчас наверное в Apple

Hmm, i believe these fuckers are up to something.

@@SYS_Alberto they talk about russian subtitles. You should check it.

Вряд ли, раз Стива Балмера не знает. Школа какая-то, хз


man really had to add the bee movie script into word 97


0:26 ахахаха включите субтитры на русском ая ахаха

Ахахаахх лучше не надо

Ахахаахх лучше не надо

@Elton Lelo AlbTV service wwtbam albania BBC Shqip fuck you

@Elton Lelo AlbTV service wwtbam albania BBC Shqip pidor nahoy

@@JustJaidenism i dont speak your stupid language either.

@@JustJaidenism જો તમે ઇચ્છો તો, આ પર જાઓ

АХАХАХХАХАХАХАХ

АХАХАХХАХАХАХАХ

Я думаю где-то тут есть Андрей Нифёдов. <br>( U wU)

Я думаю где-то тут есть Андрей Нифёдов.
( U wU)


I need this in my life as an Android launcher/full theme.

i need it as well but i could get that purple gradient wallpaper that appeared in one of the shots i would be happy


Русские субтитры топ!

Русские субтитры топ!

Русский братишка

Русский братишка

@@user-cj7yr1vm5i та да, тут таковых много

*_СуКА БлЯть_*

да правильно

да правильно

Ага 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Ага 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@Wasser I see you ... Russians see you ...

@@婊 Извините, но мне придется огорчить Вас, я не st00pid.

дададдададададдададад

дададдададададдададад

бля если бы никто не написал, я так и посмотрела на эту хуету и вышла


Субтитры к этому видео- отдельный вид исскуства


Definitely like when buttons look like actual buttons etc. 6/5 would buy.


When computer and eletronic engineers works faster than software engineers


If this had come out in 1995, or there abouts, it would have been an absolutely ground breaking, revolutionary product.


I remember win 95, and if this ran well it would be cool to use on mobile.


普通に欲しいんですけど！

普通に欲しいんですけど！

『ソレナ！』以外の言葉が見つからないんですけど！

『ソレナ！』以外の言葉が見つからないんですけど！


Никто:
Ролик: Серьезная эстетика
Русские субтитры: ... ¿Que?

Особенно Билл Гей

Особенно Билл Гей

Video:Estética sería<br>Subtítulos en ruso:... ¿Que?

Video:Estética sería
Subtítulos en ruso:... ¿Que?

@@beas_espofficial6245 gracias por traducir

уууууууууууууууууууууууууууууууурааааааааааааааааааааааааааааааааааааааааа!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! русские!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You should have included blue screen in the end


Woah! Its way cooler then windows xp pocket edition! Oh btw gotta shut down. WINDOWS IS SHUTTING DOWN THE COMPUTER....

* BLACK APPEARS *

i t  i s  n o w  s a f e to turn off your computer

Woah! Its way cooler then windows xp pocket edition! Oh btw gotta shut down. _WINDOWS_ IS SHUTTING DOWN THE COMPUTER....

* BLACK APPEARS *

*i t  i s  n o w  s a f e* to turn off your computer


I would love to see this as an Android launcher


На русском угарные субы!)

На русском угарные субы!)

Ага я тоже заметил

Ага я тоже заметил


When you put in 75.x it will sound normal in 0:01


Oh man... I miss the 95-even XP style of GUI Windows had (2000 being my favorite rendition of it just felt so snappy). So simple, so lightweight... I mean you can tweak Windows to mimic, but never get that same light weight basic look.

I was so bummed when I think 7 took the ability to go classic out, I know Vista probably did too, but let's be honest if you purchased a PC with Vista, and kept Vista on it, you are one of the weird few that did. XP stayed valid with its 2000-NT-esque architecture and I never even once debated the switch to Vista, hated the idea even when it was named Longhorn.

windows vista did have classic mode i did it in a vm

@@qoombert No no... it's not you can't even technically 100% turn off Aero on Windows 7. You can indeed edit and add a theme that will do it, but it is not the same as I mentioned.

Windows 7 doesn't readily have the Classic look without manually theming it. However, they do still have the same customization showing a preview of classic, which more than half of it is deprecated. Theming on top of Aero is definitely not the same lightweight Windows classic look.

@@peptoyo turnning off aero theme turns off dwm (which renders aero)

@@qoombert Okay? And who doesn't know that?

Also why are you responding to a 2 year old comment? With things that do not pertain to anything said above? You are reading the one word you understand and stating info that does not matter or is not true? So who cares?


The music and the composition reminds me of the Nokia ads


It's called vaportrap, lots of Windows 95 influences :-)


boomers everywhere: I'll take your entire stock.


Microsoft should hired this man for advertisement


"Наш новый ассистент - "Скрепка". Это инновация в сфере нихуя не нужных разработок!"
остановите мой ор XD

"Наш новый ассистент - "Скрепка". Это инновация в сфере нихуя не нужных разработок!"
*остановите мой ор XD*

в конце ещё ржачнее!

в конце ещё ржачнее!


<b>it will run very very very extremely fast!</b>

*it will run very very very extremely fast!*


Самая лучшая фраза за все время-"Вася,ты мне пор**ху на дня продлил"


Well, at least its better than the iPhone X

Joshua Henry <br>still better than iPhone X

<b>everything is better than iphone x</b>

Ken John Vianney Mondragon haha goodbye pony screen

So true, cant recognize my face if i look tired.

actually, the iphone x is junk now... thanks to this phone...


is no one gonna talk about how this music is unironically better than the music in most fnf mods

why did you have to bring fnf in this exactly though?

@@diskdem0n and, there are 2 different style music


I'm watching on my Lumia 950 / Windows 10 Mobile


You can customize Lighting Launcher to look EXACTLY like this on Android.<br>    Funny thing: I managed to strip away the surface GUI of a ZuneHD to revial an extremely bare bones version of Windows CE that had a desktop & start menu that was almost too tiny to use.

You can customize Lighting Launcher to look EXACTLY like this on Android.
    Funny thing: I managed to strip away the surface GUI of a ZuneHD to revial an extremely bare bones version of Windows CE that had a desktop & start menu that was almost too tiny to use.


I thought that this phone is real, now am sad.

you can get a version of linux, get a wm and change it to look like this.

time to invent


Fie those interested , that iconic sound was produced by the musician called Bryan Eno


I want one in 90's beige, whats with this boring black/white?


In alternate universe where Windows mobile dominates Android


Her kid: Mom, can we have Windows 95 at home?

Mother: We already have Windows 95 at home

Windows 95 at home:

Her kid: Mom, can we have Windows 95 at home?

Mother: We already have Windows 95 at home

*Windows 95 at home:*

Nguyen Thanh Viet the add-on to Thu Lx’s joke failed harder than the US army in the Vietnam War


I WOULD change my old phone to this, if not for the RAM limit that DOS has, unless devs decide to up the limit and make it like NT 4.0


I’m gonna have to order a new 56K modem to watch NewGrounds at 240p HD!

How about a 112k modem? It's twice the speed!


Me:Mom i want an iphone x s!
Mom:No!
Me:Why?
Mom:cuz i am going to buy you the best phone on the store!!
Me:What phone it is?
Mom:Windows 95 Phone
Me: *jumping off the window*

Me:Mom i want an iphone x s!
Mom:No!
Me:Why?
Mom:cuz i am going to buy you the best phone on the store!!
Me:What phone it is?
Mom:Windows 95 Phone
Me: **jumping off the window**


Oh yeah! Show to Avdan who's a cool guy!


No one here pointing out the Bee Movie opening monologue?


Включите субтитры🙃

Включите субтитры🙃

@SCG4 / / Emulate Productions These russian subtitles you have English subtitles right?


I know it’s a concept but Animated windows 95 setup thing shown in the error music video better be there


I would totally buy this phone. Windows 95 is a beast and I genuinely miss using it on a daily basis.

I'm actually going to be installing Windows 95 onto a Toshiba 460CDT tonight. It's currently running Windows 3.11, but I want better PCMCIA support, and the machine is 'Designed for Win95' anyway.

I have about 10 valid unused license keys for Win 95 if you are interested in one.  That is if you don't know the x7 hack.

Anthony Sach thats ok :) ended up installing it last night. Went smoothly! Thank you just the same!

Windows 95 is actually a beast. You can even use .GIF files for your wallpaper and it works!! It's not even working on after Windows 95, like, Windows 10. .GIF files for wallpaper does not work, that's why I like Windows 95.


Windows 95 icons look way better than rounded icons nowadays

——————————————————

Change my mind

Then use windows 10 the recycle bin and most icons look like it’s straight out of the 90s


Can't wait to buy this season the new Windows 95 mobile.


Чел, который писал русские субтитры, явно гений своего времени

О, современные комменты

О, современные комменты


Mr Clan Nah,It's only operative systems!Nothing Hard!

JK bro

I do

Sparky, it may be very hard. I can recommend you to fork Cyanogen or its younger brother, LineageOS. They are available on GitHub, each repo for different arch


I want one in that off-white color old computers had in the 90s


Видео - есть
Субтитры на русском - смешные
Отель? Триваго


Need a Mac OS System 7 version for phone.


Включите субтритры и просто читайте)<br>Изменено:50 лайков аооаоаоаоаоаооа

Включите субтритры и просто читайте)
Изменено:50 лайков аооаоаоаоаоаооа

Англичане не поймут))

Англичане не поймут))

@@exist258 но мы поймём

@@exist258 но мы поймём

Что это за телефон такой, не подскажете?

@@sergruslov5538 нету такого телефона

@@sergruslov5538 нету такого телефона

А что там показано было? Ноутбук?

А что там показано было? Ноутбук?

@@sergruslov5538 нет. Есть конечно телефоны от Microsoft но таких я не видел. Это либо просто по приколу либо нет они реально есть

@@sergruslov5538 таких телефонов нет это шуточная реклама

@@sergruslov5538 а не я почитал это концепт его хотели выпустить но не стали

@@lummen_ сам телефон существует, а вот Windows 95 mobile нет

@@exist258 Интересно, а что они тут делают? Вроде видео на украинском...


I like how the phone shown is a Lumia 950, nice touch.


Damn! Takes me back to those days! Hope it was real


Their slogan should be-"a legend in your hands"


Fun Fact : you watched this more then one times


Why does this actually look kinda good somehow

Advertisements are just presentation. They could advertise an old sock found on the sidewalk and people would want it. That's why I like this video, because we all would benefit from more gratitude for what we already own and have


First, and I know nobody is going to like this, so I liked it myself.


as long as it runs mechwarrior 2, I'll buy it


madman using my favorite remix from madxruler


with out error messages poping out you cant get the full win experience 0:25


I can't like the video, because I didn't see a single BSOD.


not gonna lie, i kinda want a nostalga phone like this


What's missing is the legendary blue-screen of DEATH!


people who think this should be microsofts comeback
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Интересно, Вася дал ему скачать порнуху 🤔


Change da world.
My final message.
Goodbye.
0:00


This would make for a really cool luxury item


someone named lindengadenmeit38 reuploaded this video... We can't report it because youtube doesn't let us report stolen content unless it is our content.


Субтитры просто 10 из 10

Субтитры просто 10 из 10


Ору с субтитров на русском, просто шедевр, особенно на 0:26

Ну и на 0:14 тоже

Ну и на 0:14 тоже


1:11посмотрите и включите субтитры))))

1:11посмотрите и включите субтитры))))


90s kids: wow i want this<br>2019s kids: ok, i feeling nostalgic

90s kids: wow i want this
2019s kids: ok, i feeling nostalgic

@@av28379 yeah, the 90s kids wanted this but from today wanted too, but nostalgic

2019s kids still shit in their pants and don't know their name.


Субтитры-это отдельный шедевр

Субтитры-это отдельный шедевр


Жду ролик от MSReview с этим концептом

Жду ролик от MSReview с этим концептом

надо было под конец старое лого винды прилепить для аутентичности

Теперь представьте как выглядели бы, windows xp или windows codename longhorn или Vista, для телефонов.

Но концепт класс!!

Но концепт класс!!

Ролик вышел!

Ролик вышел!


If this was real i would actually buy windows phones


You should of put the old Microsoft logo. 🙂 The rest of the video was great. 👍


My mom still using lumia 920 from 4-5 years  nokia will be nokia with Windows 8 in it


Ah yes, the nostalgia of the phone has come.


So, you're telling me I can get Clippy on my phone? Yes please!


In a parallel universe, such might exist... but Linux owns the Desktop there... and GNU/HURD came out 20 yrs ago ... ^_^


Despondent thanks, I’m counting down the days! I’m so hyped


AYY YO THIS IS A BANGER AND THE SONG TOO


Русские субтитры просто топ

Русские субтитры просто топ


U made me believe that this exist when the last clip arrived at me🤣


0:45 “How did this happen?” What happened there?


Классно сделали! 95-XP - это самый лучший интерфейс был, не то что аляповатое десятошное говно как сейчас.

I couldn't read a single letter, yet I liked the comment.

hUmAnItY

@@asadfarraj 95-XP was interface concept the best, IMHO


Субы просто огонь , аххахахаха

Субы просто огонь , аххахахаха


Could you please translate it to english, i dont know russian

@@Arink22 I translated subtitles, video is on my channel

@@Arink22 auto translate??
Edit: doesn't work here for some reason
Edit 2: do you want me to translate it for u?


I would unironically buy this. Maybe have a mid grey, beige, and dark teal color models as well to really fit the aesthetic.


Да перевод оригинальный ! :3

Да перевод оригинальный ! :3

MaxDns по-моему на русском реально лучше всего)


Не, ну с субтитров поугарал

Не, ну с субтитров поугарал


the sad thing is, this is technically possible but Microsoft just doesn't want to do it


ahuet already 95 and already oh-so-great progress on the Mobile


The best part of this video would be starting from 00:58 ;-D


Ale było by fajnie mieć taki telefon cudowny


Необычно, я б купил

Необычно, я б купил


If smartphones existed in the 90’s, that would be it


Лучше лем windows vista. Проорал xD

Лучше лем windows vista. Проорал xD


Никто:<br>Чел, создающий субтитры: Сарказм - моё второе имя

Никто:
Чел, создающий субтитры: Сарказм - моё второе имя


Русские субтитры-мощь.😂

Русские субтитры-мощь.😂


windows 95 великолепен. Майкрософту стоило бы запустить линейку подобных смартфонов с данной ОС, возобновить её поддержку. У этой системы есть некая притягательность, шарм, атмосфера. Я бы использовал данное устройство с удовольствием

Поддерживаю! <br>И ещё надо с зади телефона сделать DVD привод как для PSP!

Поддерживаю!
И ещё надо с зади телефона сделать DVD привод как для PSP!


Someone please make a launcher out of this


Никто :
Абсолютно никто :
Билл гей (хаха очень смешно)


The logo was depicted on the Microsoft logo


Такое реально было?<br>Скажите где купить?

Такое реально было?
Скажите где купить?


Is this an out of season April Fool's joke?


everyone's been using their fat ass fingers for so long, they forgot the magic of the stylus. it would be perfect on something like this.


time traveller: moves rock
the timeline:

time traveller: *moves rock*
the timeline:


Субтитры ржака (реально,посмотри видос с субтитрами)

Это просто ох*<b>*</b>

Это просто ох****


0:27 включите рус. Субтитры это просто угар


Manjula 77 but I'm shocked you're in this kind of channel 😨

Manjula 77 because usually ladies don't take interest in this type of channel.

Saptadip Basak what does this channel has to do with gender

But really!!! I never seen ladies commenting in this type of channel.... And I'm not sexist at all... I have no problems for that comment... Aggressive commenters...

Saptadip Basak Iam an IITian and a well educated lady. Gender doesn't matter here...

Saptadip Basak oh boy you seem confused and shocked😂😂

Manjula 77 literally pretty much and I also don't care about gender in life

Saptadip Basak yes I understand that females in India are not so much into tech stuff like this. It's not your problem, rather the society's...

Manjula 77 that's the point. Unfortunately

Saptadip Basak shut the fuck up and leave her alone

Saptadip Basak in norway alot of girls are into tech

are you any kind of superhero ?? 😂😂افلام سكس نيك كس

FlatOut 95 thanks for you kind information


I love it! @4096 your video is a very good idea!! Remember it!


Лучше субтитров вы не видели

Лучше субтитров вы не видели


The russian subs are hilarious😂<br>Lol there are even esperanto subs

The russian subs are hilarious😂
Lol there are even esperanto subs

Вася перестань говорить по телефону ты продлил скачивание порнухи на 2 дня

You played diep.io right dude

Cuz I played it too


Win 98 Simulator is available in Google Play 😁


Старый Виндоус был каким то ламповым)

Старый Виндоус был каким то ламповым)


Я один угараю с субтитров?

upd. Кто из 2020?

Я, Я тож угараю... МылоСофт, ВНИМАНИЕ! Мы следим за вами даже в туалете!


Самое смешное это субтитры!

Самое смешное это субтитры!


I remember when i thought with my brother that this phone will release


Attention Russians! If you want to watch with subtitles, then I do not recommend!

Внимание, россияне! Если хотите смотреть с субтитрами, то не рекомендую!


Субтитры: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Субтитры: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Лол субтитры xd

Лол субтитры xd


Субтитры: Билл Гей (Хаха гей очень смешно) с каким то челом танцуют хардбасс


i feel like a windows 95 phone would probably be a flip phone or atleast a keyboard phone like a blackberry


На русском очень упорото 🤣🤣🤣🤣))))

На русском очень упорото 🤣🤣🤣🤣))))


Русские субтитры жоские

Русские субтитры жоские


да, я прочитал...)

да, я прочитал...)


you just predicted the windows 11 logo 😳


This is a great idea! For windows to add, I know microsoft doesnt care about the old things they made, But if they did, release THIS!


idc if the windows phone died, we need this phone NOW.


It looks like a real Microsoft commercial!


This is a better trailer than any others


If these existed, I would immediately buy one.


95 thousand likes on a video about windows 95. Nice 👏


They made it seem so much like a windows phone


This looks official. Especially with the error at 0:25


Lumia 550 + Windows 95 = This Masterpiece


This is what Windows phone wishes it was.


Russian subtitles are a real masterpiece.


Shows you that Microsoft moves forward backwards


Something no one asked for but we needed


I think I would buy that phone for my grandpa he likes old techs


I bought it and I have a question: Where do I insert the micro-disquette into the cell-phone? I'm trying to install Lotus 1-2-3 Mobile Edition innit.


nice to see the goddamn bee movie transcript


the white one should be slightly yellowed to mimmick the look of those old crt monitors


If you heard the term windows 95 mobile in you'd think it would just be a smaller win 95 but with a handle(reminiscent of a gamecube)


Holy God this is really good! I wonder if someone made a real edited software of this. Then again it probably is loaded with viruses or something idk


I would legitimately use this unironically as a daily driver.


I'm really excited to play DOOM and Command & Conquer everywhere I go.


I wish they can release this right now :)


I really miss so much clippy and the others assistants like the dog


That looks like my 5th ever smartphone from 2016


This honestly could have made me buy a windows phone.


What's cool is that they don't need to put in as many pixels as normal since pixelization, dithering, and everything related to quality will be downscaled for nostalgia.


why do people dislike this masterpiece 2.5k times 😢


This would have been such a cool novelty to have


I’ve actually got this Microsoft Phone running Windows 10 Mobile (2015)


I've seen this video so many times and I'm just noticing that the text in Word is the Bee Movie script


I wish I can see  that in my Windows mobile dream

I don't know why the Windows phone is very disgusting


I can imagine a skin of Android looking something like this


yeah I remember this..<br>watched 7 months ago

yeah I remember this..
watched 7 months ago


This would be so cool in rl or if there was a firmware for android like that


Наш новый ассистент - "Скрепка". Это инновация в сфере ни*** не нужных разработок!👍


The Russian subtitles are f***ing hilarious.

Do you honestly expect me to speak Russian?

@@akabetenryuu There is another comment translating what it says in Russian to English if you do not understand Russian.


This is the essence of Steampunk and all retrofuturism.


I would for 💯% had this phone as a daily driver.


Random recommend at 2021 now looking back we have developed hard


I wish it was, it would be beyond perfect 🙂🙂


Probs still better than any other windows version ever and better than all the windows phones that have been there


imagine if they rushed into the mobile market back then, i would have been sucessful


I would absolutely buy a phone if it was just like that


for once i thought thiswas a real phone to buy, i was onto vintage stuff too


If hardware moved on, but software did not.


I hope that when I buy my next CTR phone it comes with Windows 95


If this was real, the world would've been a better place


for the love of god... I NEED THIS REMIX!


Коротко о моих снах при температуре 39.7


Windows 95 mobile the phone of your dreams.


Mm... I think that in reality in 1995 there were no cell phones


If these apps exist back in 90s like youtube, whatsapp others


Субтитры живут своей жизнью

Субтитры живут своей жизнью


I would like it to be released as an another version of Microsoft Luncher for Android. I definitely purchase it.


@телесергейкаруселькин2024бзлд


Видео : 📱📞🤳🎧🎹🎙🎵🎶🎺😌<br>Субтитры : ♿🥶🍆😨🤓🍌🥶🥵

Видео : 📱📞🤳🎧🎹🎙🎵🎶🎺😌
Субтитры : ♿🥶🍆😨🤓🍌🥶🥵


This is the things that i have seen in my dream, wtf


This does give me some cool ideas. I feel like there are quite a few instances where phones are too flashy. For instance, drop-downs and roll-ups instead of swipes n' shit.


put on 0.75 speed and play from beginning and the intro sounds like the startup sound


This gives me a idea to make a android re skin.


Windows CE 2.0 meanwhile: Am I a joke to you?


i would buy a windows xp version of this tbh


Типичная реклама телефона с виндой:

Типичная реклама телефона с виндой:


My entire life quest as of now is to find out why 4096 is


Why hasn’t someone actually made this? I would use it, despite never even being alive in the age of the 90s internet.


Word 97 is actually the bee movie script


Did you notice that the icon on the back of the phone is the same as the Windows 11 logo?


Don't care if it's just a parody or useless... <b>I WANT ONE OF THEM! NOW!</b>

Don't care if it's just a parody or useless... *I WANT ONE OF THEM! NOW!*


and then you realise its just the microsoft logo and he didnt predict anything

@@VortexBH How long has the microsoft logo looked like that?

@@matty6598 since July 2012 just before the release of windows 8


the time microsoft released SO RETRO MOBILE EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Windows 95 Mobile was released in June 2018


In Alternate Universe.. this is the Closelest Rival To Nokia 3310 Mobile and Samsung Galaxy Phone...


Эх, вот был бы у меня такой телефон, я бы может и не женился никогда


0:33 I sure hope Clippy is available in my country...


The perfect OS on phone doesn't exi......


Visual design and colour shall look like Gameboy or psone


but actually, I would like a mobile windows 10 gaming phone


Windows should make a phone like this that runs windows but there's an option to customize it to look like windows 95


I have a 9 year old lumia 630 which is obsolete now, wish they bring back windows phone


I lowkey do miss seeing Clippy in the corner of the screen.


Ребят,включите субтитры с переводом (если нужно) и картина преобразиться!

Вася, перестань говорить по телефону, ты мне продлил скачивание -:!!;;+ на 2 дня


@LRBsucksAtMC Microsoft and windows 11 are the same


Damn... you know if phones back then had even half of the capability they have today I could see them actually trying this themselves.


I feel sorry for people that don't know russian. Subtitles are... They are... They are the definition of perfection. Funny, intelligent and have absolutely nothing common with the video itself. The fact that I have watched this video with subs on is a gift from God. That's a fact


I nearly thought this was real, until I realized it was made by 4,096.


It ain't official, but I want one so bad.


Someone needs to make a themed windows phone 10 or win10xbeta that looks like this


Should have used the old windows logo for the back of the phone


субтитры отдельный вид исскуства

субтитры отдельный вид исскуства


the phone itself looks like the lumia 540


I'll get this right after my 3090 and PS5.


thats not windows 95 mobile, thats windows phone 95.<br>but tbh, it would be really cool if it was used in one of a nokia lumia phone.

thats not windows 95 mobile, thats windows phone 95.
but tbh, it would be really cool if it was used in one of a nokia lumia phone.


Windows Phone 95-Still better than Windows Vista


0:45 why do I recognise Scott turner so much?


Is this supposed to be an alternative universe where smart phones came out in the 90s?


I like this phone
Amazing 🙌
Can I buy it!


Bro he predicted the future logo of windows, this is uploaded 3 years ago, and the logo appears at 0:11 seconds, I think he works with windows lmaodjdijd


I thought this was real when I was younger


0:25  is that my logo but low quality in the corner of paint?


I'm not joking, I want this phone so bad


I was actually thinking it was legit at the beginning


0:19 you guys didnt realized that the text on the phone is the bee movie script ._.


I seriously dont understand why non one has produced a light weight os base on an old architecture.


If they offered this as a skin for the windows phone, I'm sure they would have tripled their sales of it.


I will be doing this on android,<br>this will be VERY tuff.

I will be doing this on android,
this will be VERY tuff.


that phone is lumia 640 i have in my homeee !


the russian subtitles is really goofy ahh and funny


i would love for ms to come out with this when they see this, lol.


this can be accomplished with the pinephone


This could pretty easily be an Android skin tbh


If they actually released this i am investing


If this exist,

I'mma grab the whole stock


Крутые субтитры, одобряю 👍

Крутые субтитры, одобряю 👍


А было бы классно, если бы на какой-нибудь юбилей windows 98,  разработчики winphone, выпустили скин в стиле этой системы...


instead of some sort of serious text its just the bee movie script


It would be cool if there was an android launcher like this... if i will find win95 launcher for android i will share link here


Turn on your phone in the morning to be able to use it at night.


would've been a great video for april the first


I would actually write a software version of this