having heroine withdrawals for several hours in an interrogation room is probably pretty damn brutal on a person

@Investor Sudhir you are clueless, nicotine withdrawal is physical just not nearly as intense as heroin or opiate withdrawal, I've done both, speaking from experience, you need to read up before you run your mouth, hahaha ZERO STREET CRED lol..

@Zachary Bergeron I've only experienced typical opiate and Suboxone withdrawal but a buddy of mine used to do H every day and he said the 2 weeks he was locked up was horrible and he was done after he got out. That was about 10yrs ago

You have no idea until you’ve personally done it which I pray you never experience.

@Kelly Wood Too much information is not good. If you are already prepared with withdrawal symptoms for your addiction, you will get it.
To know mind Power,
Read about placebo effect.(Sugar pills)
All I am saying is don't ignore Power of mind.

@sora You get what you believe. Good luck!

@sora You get what you believe. Good luck!

@Investor Sudhir omg nicotine an an opiates are two very very very different things , u don’t go through any physical withdrawal from nicotine but with an opiate omg I wouldn’t put it on my worse enemy , the sweating , the pain , the shakes x if only coke helped with it x if it was that easy I think all addicts would quit lol 😂, meds are prescribed to stop the withdrawals , if only it was mind over matter

@Corn0nTheCobb 12 hours of withdrawal is bad. Been there. Yes everyone is different but 12 hours is still pretty bad.

@chapstick Weed withdrawals?  Not to be dismissive, but...c'mon dude.

Jeff: "Yo enough of that Coke already, now get me some smack, then I'll talk!!"  :D<br>Cop: "Done!!"  lol

Jeff: "Yo enough of that Coke already, now get me some smack, then I'll talk!!"  :D
Cop: "Done!!"  lol

@Janoy Cresva I appreciate your answer, I do have a tendency to hang up on minor fuckups so it's really good to be reassured.<br>It is a weird coincidence, but high five in that case! And, obviously, same to you, man, half a year is a huge milestone!

@Janoy Cresva I appreciate your answer, I do have a tendency to hang up on minor fuckups so it's really good to be reassured.
It is a weird coincidence, but high five in that case! And, obviously, same to you, man, half a year is a huge milestone!

@A K
If you think it was a misstep then you count from the first time brother. That’s where you got clean for good… It’s not like you’re going to AA meetings or something like that, and if you feel like you’re doing better now then hey!

And what a weird coincidence. Today is 6 months for me! Keep up the great work bud!

@Janoy Cresva Thank you c: That's what I did, I never had many friends, but addiction took me away from my old circle and put me in another, giant one. That giant one, there were some nice people, but I know I'd have a bigger chance of using if I kept in contact with even those. The very few of those old circle people, that I knew would accept me despite everything that happened and would help me become a better person, those I managed to reconnect them. I wouldn't want to disappoint them, but even though I do have occasional urges nowadays, I just... don't feel like I have no reason to take -  I started to "self medicate" due to horrible luck with psychiatrists. That being said, now I'm going to a great one, thanks to an old mentor (and teacher) of mine so that's covered too c:<br>I'm writing a lot about it, but today exactly is the second month since I got clean, not counting that one single use but I try to disregard that... It was an early failure just a few days after the end of withdrawals. I think if I counted from that I'd just hang up on it as a major failure rather than an early misstep, that are so common when getting back on your feet. It's not something I'd ever chance again, obviously. What do you think? When should I count from?

@Janoy Cresva Thank you c: That's what I did, I never had many friends, but addiction took me away from my old circle and put me in another, giant one. That giant one, there were some nice people, but I know I'd have a bigger chance of using if I kept in contact with even those. The very few of those old circle people, that I knew would accept me despite everything that happened and would help me become a better person, those I managed to reconnect them. I wouldn't want to disappoint them, but even though I do have occasional urges nowadays, I just... don't feel like I have no reason to take -  I started to "self medicate" due to horrible luck with psychiatrists. That being said, now I'm going to a great one, thanks to an old mentor (and teacher) of mine so that's covered too c:
I'm writing a lot about it, but today exactly is the second month since I got clean, not counting that one single use but I try to disregard that... It was an early failure just a few days after the end of withdrawals. I think if I counted from that I'd just hang up on it as a major failure rather than an early misstep, that are so common when getting back on your feet. It's not something I'd ever chance again, obviously. What do you think? When should I count from?

@A K <br>This makes me really happy to hear! Just remember you have to keep at it, and make sure you keep yourself away from people who are more interested in using drugs because that’ll only bring you down. Surround yourself with winners and you’ll do just fine!

@A K
This makes me really happy to hear! Just remember you have to keep at it, and make sure you keep yourself away from people who are more interested in using drugs because that’ll only bring you down. Surround yourself with winners and you’ll do just fine!

@Janoy Cresva Yeah, things are well! I had a single use relapse because I'm also dealing with a mental illness and I found a stash accidentally while cleaning (I found a few others after that, since I was cleaning the entire house, but those went down the pipes). I threw it in the trash, but had a psychotic break a day after and ended up using it. I can't say if I would have ended up picking it from the trash otherwise, honestly, I want to say no, but I can't really say. Thankfully I managed to scrape together the money to see a psychiatrist at the start of february, the medicine is working well and at this point it's fully effective. At this rate of mental recovery I might be able to find a job, and more importantly, hold it soon, probably this month or the next.<br>It's good to hear you're doing well too! I was addicted for 4 years, so it's nothing compared to you, but honestly, reading stories like yours are what gave me hope when I decided to get clean. I mean, I decided that a few times, but this time it stuck. It was worth it. I can say it even at this point, so it will only keep getting truer. Recovery really is amazing, isn't it, even if at the beginning it's as hard as it is.

@Janoy Cresva Yeah, things are well! I had a single use relapse because I'm also dealing with a mental illness and I found a stash accidentally while cleaning (I found a few others after that, since I was cleaning the entire house, but those went down the pipes). I threw it in the trash, but had a psychotic break a day after and ended up using it. I can't say if I would have ended up picking it from the trash otherwise, honestly, I want to say no, but I can't really say. Thankfully I managed to scrape together the money to see a psychiatrist at the start of february, the medicine is working well and at this point it's fully effective. At this rate of mental recovery I might be able to find a job, and more importantly, hold it soon, probably this month or the next.
It's good to hear you're doing well too! I was addicted for 4 years, so it's nothing compared to you, but honestly, reading stories like yours are what gave me hope when I decided to get clean. I mean, I decided that a few times, but this time it stuck. It was worth it. I can say it even at this point, so it will only keep getting truer. Recovery really is amazing, isn't it, even if at the beginning it's as hard as it is.

@A K <br>Hope all is still well.  I’ve been struggling for nearly 20 years with it. Got clean in September, found a decent job at the end of November, managed to get promoted and got a raise, and now I’m up for a team lead position. It’s amazing what we can accomplish when we get clean and work hard.

@A K
Hope all is still well.  I’ve been struggling for nearly 20 years with it. Got clean in September, found a decent job at the end of November, managed to get promoted and got a raise, and now I’m up for a team lead position. It’s amazing what we can accomplish when we get clean and work hard.

@Autumn Is Here "there's no e in heroin" -- hate to break it to ya...

hate to be that guy but there’s no e in heroin. heroine is a female hero, or something to that effect.

i wish captain marvel would come save me

i wish captain marvel would come save me

@Investor Sudhir hope you got over you’re nicotine habit such a terrible thing to have gods bless ya 😏 fml dudes deranged 🤣

@Investor Sudhir Nicotine withdrawal is nothing like opiate withdrawal. I've been through both, there's no "mind over matter" coming off opiates, just seizures, vomiting, sweating, shaking... once you get to that point, some hard candies aren't going to help lol.

@NuckChorris Oh, okay then ^ ^ Yeah, I'm aware

@NuckChorris Oh, okay then ^ ^ Yeah, I'm aware

@A K Oh, I see. I have to completely agree with your comment now. I just wanted to point out that those "physical issues" are sign of physical withdrawal.

@NuckChorris What do you mean by that? I mean, I'm well aware that there are physical issues you feel when you try to stop smoking, I just feel the physical dependency of the body on the nicotine is incredibly low compared to opioids.<br>And of course, there are worse addictions, where withdrawals can kill a person, the most abused substance, alcohol being one of those.

@NuckChorris What do you mean by that? I mean, I'm well aware that there are physical issues you feel when you try to stop smoking, I just feel the physical dependency of the body on the nicotine is incredibly low compared to opioids.
And of course, there are worse addictions, where withdrawals can kill a person, the most abused substance, alcohol being one of those.

@A K nicotine indeed causes physical dependency.

@A K nicotine indeed causes physical dependency.

@Investor Sudhir You're ignorant if you think that's even remotely the same.

@random Yeah, it ain't easy, but I'm trying to rebuild ^ ^' Thank you.<br>I could only compare it to hunger, the psychological addiction and the effect long term use of opiates has on the brain receptors. Every now and again your brain is just like "INJECT IT NOW", and there is that compulsion... but thankfully it happens rarer and rarer every day, and I built some mechanisms to cope better. I'm relying on old friends to keep me responsible as well.

@random Yeah, it ain't easy, but I'm trying to rebuild ^ ^' Thank you.
I could only compare it to hunger, the psychological addiction and the effect long term use of opiates has on the brain receptors. Every now and again your brain is just like "INJECT IT NOW", and there is that compulsion... but thankfully it happens rarer and rarer every day, and I built some mechanisms to cope better. I'm relying on old friends to keep me responsible as well.

@A K wow, well done! I've never experienced addiction so I can't imagine what that must be like, but I hope you keep going. you're gonna do yourself real proud.

@Investor Sudhir Opiate addiction causes physical addiction, unlike nicotine. Read up the effects of the withdrawal from opiates and you'll get it's not as easy as dropping cigarettes.

Yeah, having recently cold turkeyed I can only imagine. Good thing he was only beginning the withdrawals at that point, hard to interact while your whole fucking body hurts and you vomit. Jesus, I really hope I keep recovering, cause damn. Not my first withdrawal, but my first completely finished one.

I was addicted to heroin for 6 years and I went through withdrawals at home and I thought I was literally going to just die.. I can't even imagine going through that in jail/interrogation oh my god

@Robert Joseph Imagine comparing heroin withdrawals to not smoking your daily J lmao

@chapstick you don't go threw weed withdrawals no such thing as weed withdrawals

yeah i can’t even handle weed withdrawals in my own cozy bedroom

yeah i can’t even handle weed withdrawals in my own cozy bedroom

@Investor Sudhir man you are absolutely correct. Never underestimate the power of your mind

It's psychological, he damn knew no way he will get heroine there so his mind was prepared. Coke worked as a substitute for him.
I did same with my nicotine addiction, replaced with a Hard candy. 🍬
We underestimate the power of mind.

Ain't nobody rattling and chugging soda like that.

Ain't nobody rattling and chugging soda like that.

It's brutal even if you're safe at home NOT being charged with anything. I can't even imagine. At least his withdrawal was just starting and he was released 12 hours later, so he didn't have to go through the worst of it in that environment.


Is it just me or are all the other videos on this channel missing???


I'm a recovering addict and this is so hard to watch I'm on the verge of tears watching this video I feel so bad for this man being an addict is horrible and he would be freezing he would be sick he would be sweating why he's freezing withdrawals from heroin are the worst feelings iv ever had the lowest point of my life when I was using


Interrogator: "You have the the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will used against you in a court of law.." Do you understand your rights?

Jeff: .......(silent)........

Interrogator: Yes or no? Do you understand what I read to you?

Jeff: .........(totally silent)......

The man just did what the interrogator read him about his right to remain silent.. 😅


People like Jeff because he's a genius. He knows his rights, he sees through cop's bullshit, he refuses to speak and asks for lawyer. He does everything exactly right. Regardless of what happened to him after, <b>DON'T TALK TO COPS, TALK TO A LAWYER</b>

People like Jeff because he's a genius. He knows his rights, he sees through cop's bullshit, he refuses to speak and asks for lawyer. He does everything exactly right. Regardless of what happened to him after, *DON'T TALK TO COPS, TALK TO A LAWYER*


"you have the right to remain silent"
Jeff: and I took that personally

"you have the right to remain silent"
Jeff: *and I took that personally*

more like the piggies took it personally.    lawl.

After he was read his right to remain silent, I thought the remaining 17 mins in video was going to be no audio.


Didn't expect a nice mini lesson in storytelling narrative design 👌


What is insane about the whole exchange is he actually said details regarding the day, but he did not give away anything that the police didn't already know. Amazing.


I truly hope Jeff has recovered and got his life sorted


This is a man who had enough going on already and the interrogation attempt didn't even budge the needle on his stress level.


Cop: "I got sooooo much evidence."
Jeff: "Like what?"
Cop: *freezes up like an elementary school kid that can't manage a lie he made up on the spot.*

Cop: "I got sooooo much evidence."
Jeff: "Like what?"
Cop: **freezes up like an elementary school kid that can't manage a lie he made up on the spot.**

The correct thing to do when caught in that lie is to smile like a madman.

"nice argument senator now why don't you back it up with a source"<br>" my source is that I made it the fuck up"

"nice argument senator now why don't you back it up with a source"
" my source is that I made it the fuck up"

lol he sounded like a kid trying to write a book report for a book he never read

Well you can't just give the interviewee all your cards, I suspect they just weren't quite ready for Jeff to be so blunt in his asking.

This comment section is proving the anti-hero thesis to be so true


Also, this proves that we need to focus more on mental health and drug programs as opposed to incarcerating people. I know he robbed But still, there has to be a better way to help these people. There’s one thing that my father taught me when I turn 13. Never talk to Coos. Even if you do something wrong. Don’t talk to them.


a "glimmer of humanity"?  what the hell, who said he didn't have loads of it! to start with?  it just shows he was well brought up.  just because he's a dope head doesn't mean his a shit head.  and THEN the cop has the nerve to complain that he's been handcuffed when Jeff won't speak to him. "I'm the prick," could he have left the door open any wider?  ROFL. Priceless.<br>how on earth did the victim not mention Jeff's height, 6.5', in the 1st place?

a "glimmer of humanity"?  what the hell, who said he didn't have loads of it! to start with?  it just shows he was well brought up.  just because he's a dope head doesn't mean his a shit head.  and THEN the cop has the nerve to complain that he's been handcuffed when Jeff won't speak to him. "I'm the prick," could he have left the door open any wider?  ROFL. Priceless.
how on earth did the victim not mention Jeff's height, 6.5', in the 1st place?


For anyone interested Jeff is alive and well with his own youtube channel. Long live Jeff lol


i watch this video once every year. long live jeff the legend.


Guy finessed the cops out of multiple Cokes and nearly had them for a Butterfinger, too. What a legend.

@Wesley Hobbs Just spent 40 days in county..... both sides of the door are the same.  Good and bad people on both sides

@Ichinek Its not a miserable job to me. I am helping to kept these people off the streets. And every once in a very long while, you get to make a difference when one actually listens.

@Wesley Hobbs dude you're the expert at your job that's a given but the fact that you chose one of the most miserable jobs in the world and you label every "jeff" you see as a scumbag doesn't really speak for much

@Serrated Edge I am not the slightest worried about a scumbag criminal. I live in the country. And a country boy can survive.

@Wesley Hobbs Wesley heard Jeff is 6'5 and got triggered because Wesley is insecure about his own height.

I've had friends who convinced cops to get them a mcdonalds menu. Matter of fact nearly everyone does get some sort of treat from them while being interrogated. They usually ask you to talk and when you say no, they will have an offer for you. Often even say that if you had said yes the first time you would have gotten a real meal instead of some nasty soggy crap prepared by chef mike. The beauty of this clip is that the cop thinks Jeff is easy to turn over, but that's just his inexperience. Junkies are often some of the best liars.

Respect and honor for criminals in our society is just disgusting. One of the many reasons our society is so broken.

@Wesley Hobbs as it does for everybody else in the justice system.  from judges to jailers. just sayin.

@Wesley Hobbs 😳 you proved me wrong then

@Whyhellothere Yes I do. Real friends in real life that is.

@Javito Nope not a CO. State Contractor.

@Wesley Hobbs not really? he got the cokes and nearly got the butterfinger. and was also freed. thats what we call a finess

@Wesley Hobbs you can tell when someone knows their rights and it agitates you because you're a CO lol

@Wesley Hobbs wow you must have a lot of ftiends

You know it is federal law that all prisons in US must have a law library that is kept up to date of both all criminal and tort laws of the state and federal laws available to inmates at all times? They know as much about the law or more than most lawyers. Their interpretation leaves alot to be desired.

I have worked in corrections for 20+ years, yes, there are many just like this guy in there. We refer to this as intuitionalized. They actually become better at these scams the longer they are in the system.

@Wesley Hobbs Simmer down Captain Charisma

@Wesley Hobbs you must be fun at parties

Not really, just a typical convict. Normal, average, everyday inmate in prison. Seen 1000s like him. And seen many much better than him.


“Wam bam thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell”🤣🤣🤣🤣


I think we got a good conclusion. I found his youtube channel and in one video he talk about how his life has been better than it was ever before. Good for Jeff.


i am just happy to see how far Andrew Schulz has came <br>like seriously from a heroine addict to one of the best stand up comedian

i am just happy to see how far Andrew Schulz has came
like seriously from a heroine addict to one of the best stand up comedian


How is it legal to continue questioning someone when they've asked to speak to a lawyer?


This guy's a better interrogator than the interrogator themselves


You have a great channel. I wish YouTube would allow you to publish more.


Dudes an absolute legend. Tragic he got caught up in heroin. I've been where he's been and it sucks major ass.


Until you've gone through withdrawal you will never understand how the childhood you were trying to forget with booze or opiates manifests itself into physical symptoms that make you feel like you want to die or are just about to.


This man, while talking slow and sounding like an obvious abuser , handled his situation better than anyone else I've seen on YouTube. Either the interrogators were just dogshit, or this man said the right things  and subtly manipulated the whole interrogation. Even used a little bit of reverse psychology. That shit can only come from years of dealing with the system.


Imagine you’re Jeff just casually strolling through YouTube and you see a video of you from years ago has 8 million views and you’re being studied like character in a movie

Apparently he's made a youtube channel "Legend of Jeff" and posts his part of the story here now

I would find that so awesome if it was me 😂

https://youtube.com/c/SYRENGEMUSIC this the actual channel

@Jeffery C I looked through his channel. I can confirm that’s Jeff indeed.

How flattering to have a video name you a legend

I'm living my best life<br>Thanks for the well wishes 😎

I'm living my best life
Thanks for the well wishes 😎

Hes probably in prison. I hope he got clean and didnt get put on suboxone and is happy

He seems smart enough to not care. Or drugged enough to be dead or no where near the internet...

You can’t write this shit, gotta love it. Jeff is indeed a legend

@None He is, check the pinned comment. He has a youtube channel and he's making music.

Lol I cant even imagine that it would be so surreal


7:42 “thanks for the coke”
That made me love this guy.


Now imagine a 15 year old in this situation, perhaps with 1000x more pressure, while they're drunk, and/or they have mental health issues. Been there! And they got me, before I wised up to their tactics. For juveniles they will deny you access to your parents for hours like they didn't get Jeff a lawyer.

Oh and of course the "I'll get you a good deal" line - something cops have no power to offer and are in many cases prohibited from even saying, but of course they still do it. These situations unfold everyday in America. Unfortunately most people aren't as streetwise or as steadfast as good ol' Jeff


He sounded a thousand times more convincing than anyone else I've seen sat in that chair 😂


I have never laughed louder or harder than when the police officer told Jeff that he had the right to remain silent, proceeded to ask Jeff if he understood, and received total silence in response. xD

pls.. that was so iconic.  I almost choke on my water lmaO

@SpaceRanger Absolutely. I wouldn't say shit without a lawyer present either.

My favorite part was when the cop said
"I can talk to your P.O. and the prosecutor and tell them Jeff's a good guy , he helped us out."

Jeff just laughed and cut him right off. Nah pal, don't even gimmie that.

"You have the right to remain silent" xD

Your best bet is to not talk until your lawyer is there

IKR, it’s like dickhead u told me I have right to remain silent lol

that was pretty slick but why do u act like it was the funniest shit youve ever seen lmao

It’s only because  they need to hear him say that he understands so that they can actually use this testimony if he does end up saying anything. Y’know “miranda rights” type beat

Yea this guy has some amazing humour. I hope he managed to get his life together, he seems like sort of a great guy.

I think you’ve laughed both louder and harder

lol like, what would happen if someone don't respond that?


He really is a legend<br>Jeff really did amazing with that interrogation

He really is a legend
Jeff really did amazing with that interrogation


One things that comes from going through the system is knowing the tactics of police ("playing good cop?) , not only knowing your rights (to remain silent, for instanc) and excersising them, (as he sits in silence and says nothing), and recognizing the manipulation to get what they want (in this case likely a confession as he said.)   "anything you say can and WILL BE USED AGINST YOU" is completely true.  Talking tot he police NEVER helps your case.  NEVER.  Jeff is obviously aware of all this.


I love you can tell cops have gotten him before dude learned his lesson. Kept his mouth closed asked questions about specifics. Cops had quite literally nothing just wanted the usual suspect


I've never loved a YouTube comment section as much as I love this one. XD Love this community so much, my respect goes out to all of you <3


So basically this is the street-smart guy. He knows how to deal with cops and is mature enough to not fall for their bluffs even though he has been a junkie for over 10 years

@Anthony R I know better than you think. It has everything to do with it since drugs impair your ability to think clearly and with years of use the damage becomes permanent.

"Even though he has been a junkie for 10 years" whats that even have to do with it? lol you have this idea that all drug users are ignorant and immature but i promise you, you encounter FAR more "junkies" than you realize every day.

@Catiloh I forgot to put don't lmao that's funny. Don't talk to the police

@Luke R AMEN. ITS NOT A RIGHT  FOR NO REASON.

I'm at a sort of crossroads right NOW.  I NEEDED TO SEE THE LEGEND OF JEFF,  AND TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ANTIHERO, AND A VILLAIN . I NEVER REFLECTED ON THE DIFFERENCE.  I HOPE JEFF GOES FREE, BOTH WAYS.

He fell for it when he said the gun at his buddies house

I'm 35, been a junkie 16 years. Clean 3. I've been arrested 6 times, never did any time though. I learned very quickly that if the police want to talk to you to ask "Am I under arrest?". If they say anything but yes, ask to leave, and if they won't let you, lawyer up. If you are under arrest, lawyer up immediately.
Talking to the police is never, ever in your interest.
They'll give you shit, act like you are making a big mistake by asking for a lawyer. I just say they can talk to me all they want, I just would like a  lawyer present.

I don't think you could ever truly call a man like this Smart. Lol

@Zero1 ZeroLast what you mean talk to the police

This common in long term criminals.  They know that if they speak, they are in trouble. This is why long term criminals tell you to talk to the police

He knows because he has done this a lot. He might have been caught off guard the first time but now he is more cautious.

of course he knows, he's already been through it


I just find the irony hilarious that he doesn't have access to Heroin so the cops are supplying him with Coke.


I’m halfway through this and I cannot believe how in all I am of the breakdown of the psychology of antihero.


As (already) methadone addict i confirm: jeff was (already) fucked up but he handled his situation like a  pro...


No don't over think it, I believe his " cult following" simply lies in the fact that he's funny.


Junkie or not. He’s a smart man. He’s asked for a lawyer several times because he knows there is nothing he says that won’t be simply used against him, so it’s best to keep his mouth shut 🤐

@Karl Marksman fair enough, as we’re also just 2 strangers on the internet typing shit 😂

It's ALWAYS best to keep your mouth shut. Every defense lawyer in existence will tell you this. There is literally nothing you can say that will help you in the long run.

@Drake Oola yikes the amount of hate you’re getting is gross and naive, my town is full of addicts that steal to feed their addictions and my biological dad is one of those. Stolen from all of his family to feed that addiction. Sure some people can’t get help and are destined for the same path but these comments are trying to gate keep “junkies” and disregard facts… wow

@Drake Oola Your dad was a bad junkie, boo hoo. Stay out of peoples business and they won't pull guns on you. Ridiculous how simple some minds become because of trauma

@Drake Oola yes and I sympathise with you but you've had experiences with one addict, you can't judge them all based on your experience. Your dad clearly sounds like a nasty, unhinged pos! I think he would of done many of those thing without drugs

@Kinny Yeah no, not like I had to get my dad locked up for life for pointing a gun at me when he's a convicted felon. Life is a breeze when your parents are addicts, drugs are great. Totally didn't spend 5 grand bailing his ass out for him to do it all again. Didn't suffer a lifetime of abuse like waking up to him smashing a brand new laptop on my mothers face while she was asleep or walking upstairs to see him dangling her over a balcony by the neck. Didn't have a whole squad of officers show up at 4 am because my grandparents called in a gun threat when he showed up, grandpa didn't pull out a gun to defend himself either.

Drugs are great, everybody should do them.🙂

true... dont ever talk to the police without a lawyer!

@Drake Oola this type of attitude and stigma is exactly why addicts recede from friends and society. they’re not some innate monster, the way people are treated directly effects how they behave.

@Seven O'Leary Agree 100%. Gambling causes plenty of people too steal from family members,  yet huge casinos dot the land..

Don't ever get underestimate junkies mind... They always find a way to get what they want if they're get not much stoned

@Drake Oola Depends on the person. Plenty will just go from job to job.

@James Jenkins They start stealing from family then when family no longer allows them around, they steal from a bank and get caught and ohh... what is he being interrogated for again? 🤔

Most "junkies" are smart. How do you think they figure out how to consistently get money for dope without holding down a job? It's sad that their wits aren't used for good. The ones that get clean usually excel in life


Damn I wish we knew what happened to this guy. Otherwise, I'll just say that this video is well-titled.


You only have "rights" when those in power let you have them if it doesnt inconvenience them too much.


He's right about how coercive and manipulative this situation is.


This is a hell of a video. The narration/script describing the interrogation, unlike many vids of this kind,  is thoughtful and mature.


You see kids, this is cooler than acting like you have a demon in your head or some shit...

You can't compare the two. At most he robbed someone with a gun or at the least he didn't do shite. That croc gobbler killer 17 people and injured another 17. 😒👋👋

The “ demon in my head” theatre act was that dudes last option though

Lmfaoooo I just came here after that video

The legend of Jeff is the second video I've seen from this channel. The first? The legal advice giving  demon that lives in Nikolas' head .

it took me far too long to get what you are referencing lmao

@Matthew it can sometimes though but I maybe wrong because I heard bipolar depression, which I have, can lead to delusions of such, I believe. But I can be wrong.

@• 72 years ago wtf man why do you argue thay way

@Nada Mostafa   No that’s not DID. DID is essentially where the brain has created another consciousness, so it’s like now more than one person is living in one body. People with DID can’t hear the other person and only one person can be in control at a time. Typically when the other conscious is in control, the person with the disorder doesn’t have any memory of what happened when the identity is in control, but when the person with the disorder is in control the identity knows what is happening. Very distinctive from auditory hallucinations and psychosis.

@Omar-al3jweni ps4 Saul was the demons lawyer

I literally just finished that video before. Imagine killing 17 innocent people.. bruh

@• 72 years ago geez why did this comment kill me bro? 😂

@Andrea White who's arguing? I'm trying to classify terminology because people above seem to be throwing opinions around without definition. The anecdotal evidence that you "have auditory hallucinations and suffer from none of these things" doesn't take away from either of my statements whichever you were responding to. Whatever "sting the TV or radio playing in the other room" is supposed to mean also doesn't detract that auditory hallucinations frequently occur in patients suffering from schizophrenia or psychosis. I didn't say people who suffer from auditory hallucinations are schizophrenic psychos... So I don't know why you felt the need to respond to me.<br> I don't care what your mom says, listen to daddy.

@Andrea White who's arguing? I'm trying to classify terminology because people above seem to be throwing opinions around without definition. The anecdotal evidence that you "have auditory hallucinations and suffer from none of these things" doesn't take away from either of my statements whichever you were responding to. Whatever "sting the TV or radio playing in the other room" is supposed to mean also doesn't detract that auditory hallucinations frequently occur in patients suffering from schizophrenia or psychosis. I didn't say people who suffer from auditory hallucinations are schizophrenic psychos... So I don't know why you felt the need to respond to me.
 I don't care what your mom says, listen to daddy.

@Andrea White I have bipolar disorder and I believe in weird things like thinking that people can hear mind, to thinking that people are going to hurt me if I blink sometimes. And self-harm is high with BPD, too. So seeing this guy pisses me off. And that's why I commented that because I hate when people pretend to act 'crazy'. It's lame.

@Phoenix Maybe It's DID (Dissociative identity disorder)

"I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared" <b>*does finger gun thing to head*</b> that guy makes me wanna bash my head into a wall

"I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared" **does finger gun thing to head** that guy makes me wanna bash my head into a wall

If they got evidence on the suspect he better not call Sual, just call the demons

@Krunk Cobain I have auditory hallucinations and I suffer from none of these things. Auditory hallucinations are actually quite common and can be as innocent as thinking you heard someone say your name. Or one of the most common is sting the TV or Radio playing in another room. Sooo everyone is just arguing about nothing. But I think we can all agree that the autism comment was super off base, offensive, and demeaning. So carry on friends I think my mom is calling me.

@Suweyda Bashir there is a distinguishable difference between intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. Intrusive thoughts are more frequently occurring in OCD while auditory hallucinations are a symptom of schizophrenia or psychotic disorder

@iluvmyself anybody that watches these vids would be sm better😤

@Suweyda Bashir Ik a lot of kids have them

But tbh there some kids who actually suffer from voices in their head who DOSENT always tell them good things aka I’m one of those kids but they never tell me to cause harm to anyone other then myself.

I see, we all know whom you're talking about

We all know demons enter through the anoos.


I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks Jeff is likeable.

Had me giggling a few times 😂


Realized by the end why Jeff is called a legend. This was sooo funny! Loved it!


I watched this video for 4 hours on repeat and baby I ain't stopping it!


I feel like it should be against the law for a investigator to lie and say they have evidence against someone they're investigating when they really don't.


Jeff:  Literally, the only person in the room in handcuffs

Officer: "Jeff, you've handcuffed me"

Jeff:  *Literally, the only person in the room in handcuffs*

Officer: "Jeff, you've handcuffed me"

I was just about to post the same comment; what a poor choice of words.

@Tooded87 TheSecond   well it was a fail of epic proportions.

@Professionally Correct Were you triggered by a simple word? I feel like you were. Your caps and punctuation mark volume is at level 10. Try to take a breath. Everything will be alright.

LITERALLY??????????  LITERALLY the only person in the room with handcuffs on???  That's CRAZY!!!!!

Did anyone else think it was odd that the interrogator kept coming back and asking questions after this, even though Jeff had asked for a lawyer?

@unaesthetic zaria nah it was probably said to show the gravity of the situation

@Tooded87 TheSecond well yeah but he could've used something less literal lmfaoo

Almost certainly intentional choice of wording.

It'd be like saying to a parapalegic, "I've got no legs to stand on."


I just came up here for a coke.🤣🤣🤣
This dude is good,a life on the streets is what we all need to  keep us sharp and keeping ourselves distanced from police physical and verbally.
We are all innocent before been proven guilty but yet the cop wanted him to go 1st hoping for some self incriminating evidence.The whole idea of having a police force for the good is too weed out the un trustworthy in society and cops are on that list but how many cops have arrested cops a very very very low number.


7:41

What a fine, well-mannered young man.


the reason I root for Bad Santa, is because he says the things, that I, as a customer service employee, wish I could say.


They try to coke him into a confession, but he's a heroin guy.

They try to coke him into a confession, but he's a heroin guy.

Lmao this is my #1 comment for this year. 11/10

Lmao this is my #1 comment for this year. 11/10

@Green Garnish coke-coax play on words kinda deal but that is in fact true

This comment is like an onion. It's got layers, and it's beautiful.

How the hell did this get 40k likes lol... it’s a good comment don’t get me wrong, internet is weird 😂

He's 155 lbs. He only confesses with Diet Coke.

He's 155 lbs. He only confesses with Diet Coke.

HHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAA

Gold gold gold commentary‼🏆🥇💛

HHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAA

Gold gold gold commentary‼🏆🥇💛

haha back when coke actually had coke lmao

haha back when coke actually had coke lmao

@trap ross no, a good joke is what made me smile

@trap ross no, a good joke is what made me smile

@Josh Dunham someone being a heroin addict made you smile?

@Josh Dunham someone being a heroin addict made you smile?

@Andy Essma "Let's put a smile on that face."

@Andy Essma "Let's put a smile on that face."

Lmao I hate hard drugs cuz of lost friends but JESUS CHRIST i actually laughed out loud

Oh hohoho! Hat's off to you, my good man! Lol

Oh hohoho! Hat's off to you, my good man! Lol

@Marti same. He held his ground. Clearly innocent. Good guy. I'm a heroin addict too for past 20 years I'm 39- most of us are good caring people.

اباتراب [ F ] علي زامل

Sugar is really good for you when you're having WDs like him

Sugar is really good for you when you're having WDs like him

@Alina Yuditskaya I'm a heroin addict and basically we crave sugar when we start withdrawing because we're not hungry we can't really eat but sugar is a small way to get a boost of energy, until you can get more opiates and subconsciously sugar gives a dopamine boost in the brain so you're essentially chasing getting high but it doesn't actually help it's more placebo. But yeah it's energy when you can't eat anything else

@The Opinionist High Quality Opinions i was on methadone....thought the same thing...wives tale....went to a dentist...and he legit asked me if I was on methadone...he could tell by my teeth

I remeber reading this 6 months ago its still got me laughing

I remeber reading this 6 months ago its still got me laughing

Lmao right he would’ve talked real quick! You’ll do anything when you’re sick!

IM A HERION ADDICT. I GET IT PRETTY FUNNY

IM A HERION ADDICT. I GET IT PRETTY FUNNY

@Curt C. always somebody who doesnt get the joke.

@Curt C. always somebody who doesnt get the joke.

@Layla mohd I screenshoted your comment about screenshoting my comment.

The comment is so good that I screenshoted it 😂😂😂😂😂✋

The comment is so good that I screenshoted it 😂😂😂😂😂✋

Should have read him Joan of Arc would have been a lot of heroine in there

@Eddie Redd I'm detoxing right now and sometimes a soda is the ONLY thing that will make my stomach stop burning and let me burp and feel normal. Shit is weird. It's all over the place. Sometimes caffeine pisses me off and makes it worse, sometimes it helps.  I'm quitting large doses of Alp (Xanax 10-20mg per day) though, so I know, not the same chemicals. Down to 2mg per day now. Almost done with this shit.

@Peter Funk Jeff would say i aint doin coke in front of a cop are you crazy?

That copper shoulda racked him up with the real mcCoy coke & put him in instant withdrawl then the real fun & games would begin.

THIS. Well fucking played sir. Well fucking played.🤯😵😊👏🏼👏🏼

THIS. Well fucking played sir. Well fucking played.🤯😵😊👏🏼👏🏼

SWEAR I THOUGHT THAT...LOL. METHODONE AT LEAST

SWEAR I THOUGHT THAT...LOL. METHODONE AT LEAST

Let’s be honest the only people that won here is The Coca-Cola Company.

@Caroline you’re welcome lol just saving the world 1 comment at a time lol

@secretspacker  wow that went flying over your head like 100 meters. Let me guess, not American?

Helps the comment so much that your pfp is heath ledger joker sounds like I can almost see heath/joker saying this

How did I just I laugh at the best dad joke ever u need more likes

damn bro . you got the whole squad laughing .

damn bro . you got the whole squad laughing .

@Andromeda is Coming That was mu intent, but Im not an English native speaker.

Lol good one, it would have been perfect if you said cokes instead of coke. You know like coax

😂 HAHAHAHAaaaaa!🤣 Coke is Coke,Man!! LOLLLL And don't waste the Coke! 😆

@Green Garnish  no, I’ve been in a situation where I was in jail detoxing and I drank about 2 sodas and it only made it worse with all the caffeine making me sweat even more

@Bushy Haired Stranger where's your comments about the fluff in the cocaine and you're getting cut dope if you're paying $65 a ball. Here where I'm at in Washington State. The worst cocaine we get or you'll find being sold on the street by some two-bit dealer will be 80%. But most cocaine that's sold in the Oregon and Washington area is around 90%. The reason why Coke is so good and so cheap now on the West Coast. Is because you got so many illegal aliens coming over the Border. You have mini drones flying things in to the US. People want heroin and methamphetamine and cocaine is not selling like it used to sell. Why would somebody want to buy cocaine when they can buy methamphetamine. Does a way better of a job keeping you active and keeping you up for a lot cheaper then Jonesy cocaine. Nobody wants to buy the cocaine except Rich college kids blowing their parents money. But any real drug addict will choose methamphetamine over cocaine any day unless there a crack addict. And like I said Mexicans coming to America now are bringing these drugs with them. They don't stop in California anymore because the welfare system sucks and there's already so many illegal aliens that they continued until they get to Oregon or Washington State. Now there's also such a huge population now in western Washington and Oregon that the Mexican sell cocaine for very cheap. So you are saying, or you did before you I guess deleted the comment. Said that if your getting cocaine $65 a ball you're getting cut or as you call it fluffed dope. But that's just simply not true it all depends on where you're located

Some heroin guys do cocaine also. A lot of heroin addicts like to add a little cocaine to their shot. But I'm sure this guy wouldn't want cocaine being sick on heroin. In fact you probably could get this heroin addict who is sick to confess by threatening to shoot him up with cocaine. Any heroin addict k n o w s that that cocaine is one of the worst things you can put in your body when your sick on heroin.

Bruh 😂 you already know a bunch of us dopeheads or former addicts over here dying laughing

That pfp made me read it in jokers voice

That pfp made me read it in jokers voice

They are hoping he will break through withdrawl. Its fucked up.

They are hoping he will break through withdrawl. Its fucked up.

Whahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaa this is the best 👌

Whahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaa this is the best 👌

@Luna EB c o a x  <br>Let me guess, American?

@Luna EB c o a x
Let me guess, American?

A nice bit of bread to mop up the last bit o curry

@A nice bit of bread to mop up the last bit o curry nope code red mountain dew or 7up remix lol

@M Y<br>I don't know where are you from, but they do crap like that, or similar. But they definitely do bribe H addicts to say whatever the police want. At key moments.

@M Y
I don't know where are you from, but they do crap like that, or similar. But they definitely do bribe H addicts to say whatever the police want. At key moments.

Green Garnish whoever told you this must be from some magical paradise where a Coke eases opiate wd’s. (Wouldn’t addicts load up on sugar instead of robbing & fucking ppl over if that worked?) Sweets don’t help; more opiates do

True, but never underestimate a act of kindness no matter what the motive.

He does better than the 25 year police detective who killed a woman. She may as well as just admitted the crime with her poor performance

Coke was his request since it helps against the withdrawals of not getting any heroin at the right time, thats all really.

I feel awful for laughing at comments like these 😂😂😂

I feel awful for laughing at comments like these 😂😂😂

If he was a cocaine guy the story would be much different

If he was a cocaine guy the story would be much different

I've never laughed that hard out loud at a comment before 😂<br>Thank you for that!

I've never laughed that hard out loud at a comment before 😂
Thank you for that!

can't cokes a heroin into coax territory

can't cokes a heroin into coax territory


After watching many of these interviews, I wouldn’t trust any of these cops for a second.


This is actually abusive. Coming from an interviews and interrogations fangirl. Using his medical dependence on any substance- be it Prozac or heroin- should shit tank any confession, anyway.


The interrogator almost got him by questioning what door he came through but Jeff realized he didn’t give af he just wanted him to keep talking. Respect to Jeff man


I’ve never been arrested, but I had a bad run with oxy and morphine for about three years.  All I can think about is how much pain he’s going through in there, detoxing.   I wouldn’t talk either.


Officer: “...and you have the right to remain silent.”
Jeff: remains silent
Officer: “You weren’t supposed to do that.”

Officer: “...and you have the right to remain silent.”
Jeff: *remains silent*
Officer: “You weren’t supposed to do that.”

They bank on you hearing your rights, but not understanding them.


This guy is really a legend. Ill never be this cool


this was amazing, he was able to get 2 cokes and almost got a butter finger all for free


10:50, this is the first time I have ever seen a suspect make an interrogator nervous or stutter 🤣


He's absolutely correct, he's smart. You have the right to remain silent ANYTHING you say will be can be used against you


"I can also tell your parole officer that you helped me out." "That doesn't mean dick." Lmao I love this guy

I hope he gets cleaned up.
Imagine how smart Jeff is when he’s not using.
I really hope he gets released and stays clean.

Cuz either way he’s gonna be on that parole right 😂😂


Again, more proof if ever required.<br>Never ever ever ever speak to the cops, ever.

Again, more proof if ever required.
Never ever ever ever speak to the cops, ever.


"I want heroin."
Gets heroine
"I want coke."
Gets coke
"I want a lawyer."
Gets lawy-


Am I wrong to say, that this whole interview becomes unlawful the second Jeff says "I want a lawyer" in 8:33"?


Makes me sad that he said he wanted a lawyer and they held him there for 7 hours without a lawyer


officer: "You have the right to remain silent"
Jeff: Remains silent
Officer: FUCK me, what have I done

@Alex Davenport uh what? we are talking about nazis now?

@shoulderBirb i understand your point, but if you're actually trying to get through to her, you should use a valid argument and not a rhetorical question that can be easily answered with a couple of bible verses...

@Fuk Youtube well if you say it like that- they're not going to take it seriously and just be pissed off-

@shoulderBirb well you be the first in line to join the gustappo lmao

@Celtia yikes- i mean- I don't believe in god either but c'mon- that's a little much-

@2pacalypse I guarantee he'd start singing like a canary if they got him some dope or methadone lolol

i’m actually cracking tf up rn thanks lmao that’s a hilarious comment

@shoulderBirb I don’t think they’re comment is related to the comment it seems kinda random tho

God bless!  Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and the Son of God and died on a cross for our sins! Believe God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead!  Confess and repent of your sins and trust in God!  Live for Jesus as He died for you!! (Don’t swear or take God’s name in vain!) 🥰🤍

@2pacalypse and if the coke doesn’t work. Try heroine.

the miranda rights are to protect civilians, not cops. its EXACTLY why the law is how it is

A coke will get him to talk a lil more 😂


Im glad I can watch these videos and learn what to do during a police interrogation lol


Well he knows cops pretty well. I guess this guy missed limits and care when young . unconsciously he is looking for attention.


This man is like a video game protagonist from 2010


I don't know if he's an antihero, but he's certainly the smartest suspect on any of your videos.


Interrogator: “You have the right to remain silent”

Jeff - challenge accepted

Sometimes we don’t realize the amount of trolling we did

Interrogator: <b>surprised pikachu face</b>


I fucking love this guy. Well done. Sad he's struggling with addiction. Seems like he had potential he might have wasted. I wish the best for him.


He said he wanted a lawyer and nothing happened. If someone asks for a lawyer, don’t the police have to stop? Every time they seem to accept that Jeff isn’t going to talk to them “take me back to the cell”, there’s a break but he ends up back being questioned and there’s still no lawyer.


If I had to guess he's very likely guilty but at the same time I gotta respect the dude, cop clearly was trying to make him confess by abusing his withdrawal and somehow stayed strong, I know I and 90% of other people here wouldn't be able to do that


Being in a gown and handcuffed while sitting in a police interrogation room after committing a robbery would definitely be a good sign that ur under arrest


Jeff was the smartest man in that room that day.  You never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever, talk to the police. They are allowed to, and often do,  lie to you. Even if you are 100% innocent, you will tell them something that they can turn against you.

@Kubomi I guess it wouldnt be much of a channel if most vids were about people saying the line : I want to talk to my lawyer. Watch a show called the first 48. Plenty of low iq criminals say this line, there's absolutely nothing spectacular about it

@Kei Kei you obviously haven't watched many of the videos on this channel, plenty of people start talking.

@Brandon Hancock Considering he's probably either still stealing things to fund his heroin addiction, in prison or dead from an overdose, it seems unlikely he outsmarted anyone in the grand scheme of things

Yes, a million times yes.  And the game they play best is to try and get you thinking you can outsmart them.  You can't, there is nothing you can say that will help you out.  And you're not talking to them, you're talking to a jury watching a video many months or years down the road.

The only way to win that game is silence, which this guy does perfectly and the cop's reaction is priceless.  With silence he just won.  That's what winning in that situation actually looks like.  Not witty zingers or some other trash.  That guy is in very, very, very real danger with people that are truly monstrous in what they'll do to him (and won't lose a wink of sleep over it either) whether he's guilty or innocent.  They want to put someone away, they'd be happy if it's the right guy, but if it looks like it could fit with this guy then that's good enough for them too.  Because they can't get them all right all the time, and that has to be good enough.

He starts talking later which is a HUGE mistake, but he starts so strong.

@Kei Kei you don't even know the difference between definitely and 'definately,' which isn't even a word. Shows how 'special' you truly are.

This is true. I got accused of robbery and they claimed they had all of this evidence and that multiple people had called me in, but I knew it was all BS cuz I didn't do anything lol

It's probably because that kind of situation happened to him before lmfao.

@jakehr3 all I am saying it's not that difficult to say ''i want a lawyer''. He didnt outsmart the cops, it's not like he got out free and took their car lmao. The cops cant do sh*t when the person they're interrogating asks for a lawyer.

@Kei Kei have you not seen the hundreds of videos on this channel of people talking to the police and incriminating themselves?

If it was so smart this channel would hardly have any videos to go through

I’ve had cops tell me multiple times that my friends had ratted me out for things that I didnt do. It made it pretty easy to call their bluff.

@Alec Cline I think it was just a timeline of events happening to him, I do not know how you reach the conclusion that he is insinuating that not being incarcerated would have led to farther substance abuse.

Actually if you do some math: he is 14 years clean, and now 36.  he got off prison when he was 22. and got into prison when he was 13.

That means he turned sober AFTER being freed of incarceration.  So either he was already on it when he was 12-13 or he got addicted IN PRISON.

Brass Nickel So, you’re saying you wouldn’t have turned sober if you weren’t incarcerated?

@Ivy Waterstrong lol, I got taught not to talk to the police in my official elevator instruction (for janitors) by a fireman. Not under any circumstances if you do not have to. Literally even if they are asking you for water or where the bathroom is.   Here is a lawyer thats explaining why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

@Nicholas Sternon that's bullshit. The only reason you wouldn't be able to trust them is if they were a bad cop, or if you were guilty. that's how people get killed or shot, when they dont listen to what an officer says. My entire family is made up of cops, soldiers, or airmen. I know what I'm talking about. Take the time to walk up to a cop and ask them what their life is like. A couple may tell you that they have a family. They are regular people, just like you or I. There is no reason not to trust them unless they give you a reason not to. Be safe.

Ivy Waterstrong you should trust them when you need help but when you get arrested or stopped you shouldn’t trust them

dude, that doesnt mean you shouldn't trust cops.

@Kei Kei He outsmarted two cops whilst coming down off heroin......Imagine what he could do if he was clean.

That's exactly why you have the right to remain silent

@Kei Kei I bet youd do much worse than jeff. I would for sure

Anton Nikitin you’re oblivious. You know how many innocent and guilty people both go to prison because they don’t terminate the interrogation and get a lawyer? It seems obvious but a ton of times people just don’t get a lawyer. So yeah he’s smarter than most in that regard.

So you have to acknowledge your rights and call upon them for there to be proof that you’re not just ignoring or refusing to accept your rights

Yes i know. I don't know what his problem is ha

Anton Nikitin a lot of people try to explain their side to prove their innocence and up fucking themselves

@lizzy rosario im not a comprehensive teacher. Not my job to spell shit out for u. Connect the dots

@Kei Kei Meanwhile there are folks who are in respected professions yapping their way into years of prison unnecessarily. Pretty damn smart indeed.

@Kei Kei I guess you can call him street smart?


"I think it's in your best interest" is the biggest lie I've ever heard


Jeff is smarter then the cop interagating him . Jeff is Smarter then any college degree suspect who talked to cops .


I don't think I could hold in my laughter if they told me they were here to help me.


first they denied him methadone, which can be legitimately dangerous, then when he exercised his right to get a lawyer to not be interrogated anymore, they proceeded to interrogate him for at least 5 more hours. what.


"Wham bam, thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell"

Modern day poet

I was waiting for someone else to quote this. It’s for real the best thing I’ve heard in a while

@Gopi Mishra[EXT] Is it? Aren't the syllables supposed to be 5-7-5?

@Apples That was toe curling. <br>Most of it was incoherent.

@Apples That was toe curling.
Most of it was incoherent.

omg read this comment right as he was saying it.

Alas!
This gift of drink, refreshing as it is,
Has done sated mine thirst,
But has failed to whet mine tongue.
Prithee, return me to thine keep,
For there is naught left for me to say.

- Jeff

@Gopi Mishra[EXT] omg yes, beautiful haiku

Its a Haiku

Wham bam
thank you for the coke
put me back in the cell


That “Bad Santa” example is accurate af lmao, like really 😂


I’m from Georgia and actually this “antihero”<br>is a thing. Pretty much we are all laid back and viewed as ignorant because of our accent but we can be pretty crafty when it’s all said and done.

I’m from Georgia and actually this “antihero”
is a thing. Pretty much we are all laid back and viewed as ignorant because of our accent but we can be pretty crafty when it’s all said and done.


These are great. Been watching for a long time now. Just wish the sound was better or there were captions for the full video. I have to constantly turn it way up and then down and way back up again on every single video. I tried it on my tv and still the same thing. Is there anyways to equalize the sound or do captions? I know it’s a lot of work but it’d be very helpful.


Why could they question him without an attorney five hours after he requested an attorney??


Jeff: "You playing good cop?"
Cop: "No, usually I'm the prick."
Jeff: "You look like the prick."

🤣 this shit was hilarious.

why are there so many emojis in this comment reply section

oohhh...it was soon lmfaoaoaoaoao very soon BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

gonna watch the entire thing without skipping just for this...

I am 100% with Jeff... I only experienced that cop for 5 minutes and already he was noticably a prick.

The whole thing is funny af he’s got a good personality 🤣

I said the same thing as he said it no lie

For real 😂 you know that cop felt hard with that response then got immediately shut down by a “junkie”


Me: idk who this “Jeff” is but I’m ready to psychoanalyze him… 🤗
Narrator: people tend to love the antihero bc they can relate to their flaws and failures
Me: 🦗🦗🦗 … well played 😔


This video is how I found your channel. I miss Jeff.


I was totally cracking up at the 2nd Coke cause I knew that he was only in there for the sugar!


If I was the cop I would have laughed when he said "You look like a prick", probably why I'm not a cop.


"You have the right to remain silent" followed by him remaining silent to an officer asking 10 times if he understands made me laugh hard. I think he understood

@Joe Walton I dug a bit too and it's worth noting that the supreme court affirmed this ruling (Salinas v. Texas) that the defendant must invoke their fifth amendment right and that silence is ambiguous as you said in your reply.

All of this though only transpired because the defendant voluntarily went along with police and answered questions yet fell silent when a specific question was asked. Don't get to this point - ask for a lawyer and say you intend to remain silent as soon as the police want to ask you questions.

@Nosib https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/cert/12-246
2013 case of Salinas vs Texas although some have pointed out that he answered other questions but stayed silent about the casings matching his gun and that him being silent was used against him in court and wasn't thrown out by the judge like the defense wanted to. The supreme court ruled that silence in itself isn't invoking your 5th admendment and therefor isn't protected,  now will this happen always of course not but can it be possible. I would rather err of the side of caution when it comes to my freedom and possibly been prosecuted. The only questions I would answer to a cop that is interrogating me on a case they suspect me of is I would like my lawyer and after that say I'm invoking my 5th admendment right and stay silent from there on. This has been shown to be very helpful in many cases even in some that the guilt was pretty much already known, but the second you give them any information that they can find untrue or think they have evidence real or not you can screw youself.

@Joe Walton  This is tricky because invoking your 5th in court is different than with police.  A judge can order you to answer a question and hold you in contempt for not doing so unless you verbally say "I'm invoking my 5th amendment right to remain silent" which warrants a valid response to the question and clear you of any possible contempt. In a police setting you are not required to respond to them, they want a verbal "yes" because if you haven't invoked your right to an attorney or silence yet they can talk to you, but if you haven't given that verbal "yes" then you can always claim later you didn't understand the rights as explained causing that evidence collected to be harder to use.

@Matilda whats wrong with not understanding his right, the still got nothing out of him

@イカの嵐 (Storm Squid) oh yeah, I mean, I get the irony of it. it seems a bit silly and I'm not really sure what sort of impact literally staying silent vs. invoking silence would even have on a legal case, but it is something the courts have ruled on 🤷

@Rick Shorts I think that verbally announcing your desire to stay silent by definition makes you no longer silent. That's the joke. The absurdity of having to say out loud that you want to stay silent.

@イカの嵐 (Storm Squid) no. unless you some how think that verbally announcing that you're invoking your right to remain silent is incriminating.

I keep coming back to this video...it's so good esp that part

@MannyTwice actually that's wrong there's been court precedent that if you don't invoke your 5th admendment right then you don't get it.  In 2013 In a case where a subject didn't say anything at all he was ruled to not have invoked his 5th admendment rights. You have to say something otherwise it'll be used against you also.

@Rick Shorts "If you're choosing to invoke your right to remain silent, you have to verbally announce it" doesn't sound at all like a catch-22 to you?

@Denis L well according to the law book, silence itself isn't good enough. if you're choosing to invoke your right to remain silent, you have to verbally announce it.

@MannyTwice as in for anything to be admissable in court he would have to verbally confirm before answering questions. But you're right, don't talk to the cops lol

The silence itself is aknowledgement enough in my book

@Matilda incorrect, he doesn't have to acknowledge anything and he shouldn't

He still has to say he understands his rights. He can be silent after he says yes

Common police tactic to get you to say yes

I was waiting for the little sign that says "YouTube is not responding"🐴


A real life truly inspirational (to crooks) antihero


He speak with his heart and his guts. Most of us cant do that.


Cop: “You have the right to stop answering anytime until you talk to a lawyer”
Jeff: I want my lawyer
Cop: See this is what I don’t understand…

…Bruh…


Funniest thing in the world is seeing the cop ask “do you understand?” over and over after he was told he had the right to remain silent. What an idiot 🤣


“You playin’ good cop?”
“No, Usually I’m the prick.”
“You look like a prick.”
Silence

@Sam • 6 years ago Watch the damn video.

@Justin Wiechmann they couldn't get an honest man

Even tarantino wouldnt get a dialogue as this .... the roasted him as a wingless chicken

@Bink this is a man who's gone through a system so many times, he knows the process as well as any veteran cop. In gaming terms, he's flexing on the noobs.

And how he pointed to the "good cop" was hilarious, too <3

The cop gets called on a patronising an transparent attempt to be Jeff's buddy

Gotta admit I laughed my arse off when he said it.....

@Celina "Du siehst aus wie ein Arsch / Penner" (umgangssprachlich)

@Justin Wiechmann I just about died too fuck that was so funny 🤣

i am from germany .... what does ´´you look like a prick´´ mean?

@Sarcastimation do you dip your boot in ketchup? Or do you just raw dog it??

@Sarcastimation they were forced to let him go the next day because they had no charges to press, just arrested a random guy for nothing

@blaqalbert He was just giving him guidance for future role opportunities 😂

9/10 times criminals omit to their guilt solely off what they say … keep your mouth shut and always ask for a lawyer.

Reminds me of Matthew McConaughey in True Detective

Been on this video for 5 mins, been stuck at that part the whole time. Cant stop laughing

Instant legend for that after that silent treatment

mans wasnt even trying to insult him he was just speaking truthfully


“Wham, bam, thanks for the coke; put me back in the cell” might be my new favorite quote of all time


Jeff: explains what happened according to him.
Police: you didn't tell me what happened.
All in all, a good look into police strategy to extort a false confession.
Police: so there's no way you could have been so drunk so wouldn't remember what you did?
Jeff: f@ck no man
Police: ok, so you remember you robbed the place.
Wait, what?

I sincerely hope Jeff's alright.


"Thanks for the coke" Mans a living legend.


I literally laughed out loud when the 1st theory after release was mentioned lol... corporate marketing for Coca-Cola 👌🤣


'no. Usually I'm the prick.'

Jeff: 'you look like a prick'.

This is absolute gold. This channel is sensational.

Suspect : " My Name is Jeff. Call some Help! "
Interrogator : " Why? You need a Laywer? "
Jeff : " No! 'cause Yo' Guys are way in over your Heads! "

I literally laughed out loud. The detective walked right into that one 🤣

Haha and then the prick was gone for the rest of the video. That is a victory for Jeff right there

Its 4 am but I don't care, I bust out laughing at that


Let me tell you being an addict makes you root for him even more 😊

Even tho I'm not an addict I still root for him! 🙂


Cop : you understand your rights?
Jeff : yes I want a lawyer
Cop : 🥴


3:50 - yet for some reason, the kid is holding his laugh 😂


He seems like a functioning addict. He's probably still doing heroin and working construction. Jeff is a boss.


Detective: *aggressively grabs Coke can*
Jeff: can’t I finish that?
Detective: Er…yeah *ego crushed*

Detective: **aggressively grabs Coke can**
Jeff: can’t I finish that?
Detective: Er…yeah **ego crushed**

I thought he was gonna say no. Ahahahah 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

@TeeKay Trailers He cried in the squad car

Hey knew what he did was rude amd only did it because he was frustrated good on him though for I think recognizing it and correcting his mistake

@Slaay_K “Where’s that butterfinger you promised me?”

Detective said you can finish that, make it quick 😂 ego definitely crushed


only a heroin addict could say "pretty sober" and have me completely trust their state of mind.


“Wham bam, thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell” 🤣


They do what they want, when they want.

“You help me I’ll help you” bs. Don’t fall for it.

Also, only do crimes against crooked politicians and corporations.


Once Jeff knew the cop needed his acknowledgement, he just had to get petty


Man, Christian Bale is such a versatile actor.

Lol I was thinking Christian Bale with Joe Walsh voice-over.

If he’s not him, he has definitely inspired him

@mamie monrovia I’m only 6868 because 6969 was taken.

Christian Bale is at your party - He’s alone
Eating all your Queso dip
Talking on your phone

@Floyd McGregor I feel sad but you need to actually explain your jokes in the future because there are people here who does not have humor and think you are stupid when they don't get sarcasm.

@21 Seven Wow. Nice one Captain Obvious.

@Floyd McGregor No. This is an actual interrogation recording.

Bruh he literally played this guy in that movie.


Jeff is my new hero.  People should watch this video as it is exactly the way to deal with police.  Notice he was released within 24 hours & beat the cops out of at least two cokes.<br>The time to tell your side of the story is in a courtroom with a lawyer, not to a cop who’s only job is to convict you.

Jeff is my new hero.  People should watch this video as it is exactly the way to deal with police.  Notice he was released within 24 hours & beat the cops out of at least two cokes.
The time to tell your side of the story is in a courtroom with a lawyer, not to a cop who’s only job is to convict you.


11:20 classic lmao “That doesn’t mean dick.”


I thought that the minute a person asked for a lawyer and the police continued on questioning meant that none of this was admissible - is that correct or is it state to state?


If they release Jeff then that should show how full of shit the detective is. That’s why they try the buddy routine. In this case Jeff knows the cops tricks. He has definitely been in the system and he did the right thing. Weather he did it or not . You should never talk to law enforcement without a attorney present.Because everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.


“Do you understand the rights I’ve read to you”
“No”
“Huh”
“Yes” priceless 😂
8:20 time stamp

@a random person lol good thinking I’ll put the time stamp on my comment all credit to you random person

@Elephant In The Room 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sometimes i did the same when my mom say 'huh'😂.. she getting more mad and beat me more😂

@Elephant In The Room 😂😂😂 just for you 😂😂😂


"Wam Bam thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell" What a legend


The Anti Hero just says and does what we are all truly feeling and thinking!


He's definitely right with that one. Guilty or not <br>, the police are not your friend just like your boss and co-workers aren't your buddies.

He's definitely right with that one. Guilty or not
, the police are not your friend just like your boss and co-workers aren't your buddies.


Only robbery Jeff pulled off was getting 4 cokes out of those suckers.

Only robbery Jeff pulled off was getting 4 cokes out of those suckers.

@Mace StillMace try 64k! it got much better lol

@Mace StillMace try 64k! it got much better lol

@G- jaguar beast-S lmao what I was making a joke about how the comment had 420 likes. You should get out a little more if you're trying to make a personal attack based off literally one sentence.

@Mace StillMace We'll have to wait till it gets 42000 now

@Mace StillMace We'll have to wait till it gets 42000 now

I've laughed at this comment longer than i should be , thanks dude!

I've laughed at this comment longer than i should be , thanks dude!

@Tim Terrell It’s one of my biggest life achievements.

@Tim Terrell It’s one of my biggest life achievements.

@Gage Mahaffee when they arrest them they get prints anyways. They also already have his prints cause he was already arrested

@Samuel Lourenço yeah, but he needs to be helped, not put in prison

@Samuel Lourenço yeah, but he needs to be helped, not put in prison

@Gavin James poisoning ? Wtf are you on about

@Gavin James poisoning ? Wtf are you on about

goated comment right here, hall of fame entry for sure

goated comment right here, hall of fame entry for sure

@pousXB not for people actually withdrawaling lol. Maybe if you call yourself a junkie but can't barely scrape together a point a day or something. The literal only true counter I've found, is making sure I stay up for two weeks straight before I  get sick, cuz then I literally sleep the entire time and just do not wake up. But I also don't mix and match anymore, staying up really damages your sanity too much for my liking in my older age. Now I just make sure I don't run out, or have one of the two pharmecutical treatment options immediately handy, but even then the first few days are terrible even with those.

Anyway, only time I ever had a magic cure from some sugar and caffeine was as a youngster when I thought a junkie spent $10-20 a day lulz do a g a day at minimum then talk to me bout sugar and caffeine helping. He was just straight clowning on them cops bro. For real. He's pissed and he's pissing them off. They took his time up and he's doing the same.

@Weekend Home Projects Bro send my the link 👀

@Weekend Home Projects Bro send my the link 👀

And at the cost of 1 butterfinger as well

And at the cost of 1 butterfinger as well

@Samuel Lourenço wham bam leave this comment section

@Samuel Lourenço wham bam leave this comment section

Best comment of ALL time! Well done, sir. Simple, effective, to the point.

Best comment of ALL time! Well done, sir. Simple, effective, to the point.

@Weekend Home Projects ONLY FANS❤❤❤😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

@Weekend Home Projects ONLY FANS❤❤❤😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

Honestly he stole my heart as well but I'm not pressing charges.

Honestly he stole my heart as well but I'm not pressing charges.

@Gage Mahaffee cuz this ain't Jeff's 1st rodeo.His prints are in the system many times over.He knows the go & he worked it exquistivly this time.

Once he said he wants a lawyer this should have been done

Once he said he wants a lawyer this should have been done

Like how the pig took the can of coke then let him finish it when he was asked.Hoping he may lock him in & get a statement. This ain't Jeff's 1st rodeo.

@TecateGPT ik not talking about Jeff im saying in general. Its called "Fruit of the Poisonous Tree" or Poison tree doctrine.

@Ace Azrael you slow. They have a public forum for officers and this is what one of the chiefs said they commonly do.

@Gage Mahaffee he has been to jail before??? I'm certain that they've already had finger prints.

@Gage Mahaffee he has been to jail before??? I'm certain that they've already had finger prints.

Bet he has hustled a few smokes this way. Probably en route to the refreshments

Bet he has hustled a few smokes this way. Probably en route to the refreshments

Honest assement guaranteed Top real money wagers

"The only reason I came up here was to get a coke."

"The only reason I came up here was to get a coke."

@hypno1018 wow didn't even notice! Google should have sent me a notification I'm famous now.

@hypno1018 wow didn't even notice! Google should have sent me a notification I'm famous now.

@Mace StillMace I was gonna like yourrrr comment but were leaving it at 420

@Mace StillMace I was gonna like yourrrr comment but were leaving it at 420

@Carl Friedrich Gauss: Indeed, that's definitely not robbery, in fact I'd argue that they robbed him of that butterfinger. That said, he's definitely guilty of murder, 11:40 is the smoothest verbal execution I've seen for some time, and with only 2 words.
(Nice choice of username, btw 😉)

"i want a lawyer" - cop ignores it. Everything after that is not valuable in a court.

"i want a lawyer" - cop ignores it. Everything after that is not valuable in a court.

@Gavin James “direct prior knowledge” dude my sister is a heroin addict, I’ve seen enough of what that shit does to you.
It’s a choice to do that drug yes, but becoming addicted to it literally changes your brain. You can clearly see on scans that drug users and non drug users brains function differently.

You know we’re talking about LONG term use right?

@Erin If you need to go to Foundation For A Drug Free World for a list,rather than direct prior knowledge,then you should read more carefully.No,heroin is far from inherently good for you,but abuse of a drug and the consequent medical penalties don't make the drug itself liable for that abuse.A glass of wine occasionally  can hardly be a problem,but 50 glasses a day is.Abuse of a drug isn't compulsory.Incidentally,it's constipation and reduced sex drive.

@Gavin James  Long term effects of heroin users:
Bad teeth
Inflammation of the gums
Constipation
Cold sweats
Itching
Weakening of the immune system
Coma
Respiratory (breathing) illnesses
Muscular weakness, partial paralysis
Reduced sexual capacity and long-term impotence in men
Menstrual disturbance in women
Inability to achieve orgasm (women and men)
Loss of memory and intellectual performance
Introversion
Depression
Pustules on the face
Loss of appetite
Insomnia
Those symptoms are just from USING the drug.

What you’re talking about is the lifestyle of an addict. Which those consequences would be things like frequent needle use can lead to collapsed veins and infections, which would be the addicts fault for injecting, but heroin ITSELF is inherently NOT good for you.

@Erin Really?Horrible for your body?Read a medical textbook and come back on that.The lifestyle which the majority of users lead,with abuse of said drug combine to cause the majority of horrible consequences.

@Gavin James  Bruh what. Heroin is horrible for your body ESPECIALLY for long time users, it has nothing to do with the drug laws based around it lol

@Erin You mean the abusive lifestyle that drug laws impose on heroin users(unless you're Keith Richards)Look up the pharmacology,discover the relative harmless nature compared to,say,soft drinks,abused or not.Incidentially,4 cans of drink in a pillowcase can be fatally damaging,I suppose it's what you do with the drug.

@Gavin James They stole the money they bought those cokes with...

@Gavin James They stole the money they bought those cokes with...

@Weekend Home Projects i mean, if it isn’t too expensive

@Weekend Home Projects i mean, if it isn’t too expensive

Don't forget that he almost robbed them a "Butterfinger" too. That could've have been sweet.

Don't forget that he almost robbed them a "Butterfinger" too. That could've have been sweet.

And having tax payers foot the bill for his lawyer and jail stay.

And having tax payers foot the bill for his lawyer and jail stay.

@Weekend Home Projects you could be The Handyman there.

@Weekend Home Projects you could be The Handyman there.

@Gage Mahaffee lol no. Maybe  DNA?  but still no...

@Gage Mahaffee lol no. Maybe  DNA?  but still no...

@pousXB came here to say this. Any stimulant,  or  dopamine  inducing,  neurochemcal  changing  sugar  can help

@pousXB came here to say this. Any stimulant,  or  dopamine  inducing,  neurochemcal  changing  sugar  can help

When  withdrawling  from  Opiates sugar, is  a  distraction.  Even when high you crave, and that could explain him craving them so much

Samuel Lourenço knowing an actual heroin addict, it’s not that simple, my family member went to rehab, everything was looking good for him, then he was forcibly sent to a halfway house, where people stole from him, and got him hooked again. Currently he’s on the good path, but when it comes to heroine you’re never truly 100% clean, there’s always going to be that urge, it overpowers everything, and I mean everything.  He will have a lifelong battle to never use again.

Dude has OD’d 2 times now, it’s a fucking miracle he’s alive, he’s just pushing on. But man is it hard.

Oh and the withdrawal of heroine can literally kill you. So he’s lucky he has a supportive family so he can get what he needs to not die.

Dude didn’t even want to try it, a guy harassed him enough, swearing it “wasn’t heroine” he ended up doing it to get the dude to leave the party he was at and. Boom. Hooked

broo you just spoiled it for me, I'm on the second coke

broo you just spoiled it for me, I'm on the second coke

Gage Mahaffee lol he was already in the system once before, they already have his prints

Gage Mahaffee lol he was already in the system once before, they already have his prints

@Gage Mahaffee they take your prints the second you get arrested. He's in jail bro they don't need to do all that he already is in the system from before that anyway lol..

Gavin James when u are on or withdrawing off opiates you want sugar and coke is usually what ppl want. I know i was like that

Holy shit, laughed my ass off. Great comment

Holy shit, laughed my ass off. Great comment

@🌻Tantrika Exotica🌻 They give you whatever you want to drink. I've seen interrogations where they give bottled water plenty of times. He wanted sugar because it helps with withdrawals. And they don't let you smoke because you cant smoke anywhere.

@Gage Mahaffee wtf? He's on parole bro, prints been on record

@Gage Mahaffee wtf? He's on parole bro, prints been on record

@Gavin James thats a reach if ive ever heard one

@Gavin James thats a reach if ive ever heard one

@klenzgaming Yeah, it's been a constant notification frenzy.  Love it. ha.

@klenzgaming Yeah, it's been a constant notification frenzy.  Love it. ha.

Gavin James  I think 4 cans of soda can’t be as damaging as years of heroin abuse lol

Gavin James  I think 4 cans of soda can’t be as damaging as years of heroin abuse lol

@Indy RAWR Ingesting harmful chemicals(unless on an obesity campaign).Poisoning.Right.

@Indy RAWR Ingesting harmful chemicals(unless on an obesity campaign).Poisoning.Right.

Even if he did. He managed to get away without snitching on the homies.

Even if he did. He managed to get away without snitching on the homies.

@Jay Sands I'm not enough evil to understand it.

@Jay Sands I'm not enough evil to understand it.

@Gavin James They use caffeine intentionally to wear the defendant down and cause anxiety as well. It's always either coffee, Pepsi or Coke. Also why they've quit allowing the 'perp' to smoke as it helps calm them.

Best comment ever, I knew the comments section wouldn't dissapoint. 😊

Best comment ever, I knew the comments section wouldn't dissapoint. 😊

@rusty nuts Yes, random circumstancial knowledge... YEP, HES GUILTY! Put em away for life! 🤡🔨

@rusty nuts Yes, random circumstancial knowledge... YEP, HES GUILTY! Put em away for life! 🤡🔨

He almost got a butterfinger too.. so close!

He almost got a butterfinger too.. so close!

quete inrpot Ouch, a low blow.  Not a boomer. Lol.  Late X, almost Millenial.

quete inrpot Ouch, a low blow.  Not a boomer. Lol.  Late X, almost Millenial.

@Weekend Home Projects . only fana! That's the only logical reason to your Likes on YouTube for sure.

@Weekend Home Projects . only fana! That's the only logical reason to your Likes on YouTube for sure.

@Kasper Vestergaard But the point is, WHO CARES what some random dude wants to do with his life? Hes obviously intelligent enough to outsmart these state thugs. All he wanted was a Butterfinger and a good high...WHO CARES???

kentuckymonkeys Story goes...he never does

kentuckymonkeys Story goes...he never does

Carl Friedrich Gauss because they were expecting an exchange for it, which they were robbed of. Not robbed of coke

@Gage Mahaffee They will have his prints.  As he stated, he has already been in the system multiple times.

FOURTEEN THOUSAND LIKES!!!  Hahahahaha.  Best comment ever!!

FOURTEEN THOUSAND LIKES!!!  Hahahahaha.  Best comment ever!!

Samuel Lourenço sounds like that guys business

Samuel Lourenço sounds like that guys business

@Molly's Lips💋💋 u right but it is a common tactic to get people in the system.

@Molly's Lips💋💋 u right but it is a common tactic to get people in the system.

@Weekend Home Projects aw that's so cute, u the man .I love when ppl are genuinely happy for the lil things ✌🐢

@Gage Mahaffee oh stop his prints are in the system ,stop watching csi miami &go bck to sleep.

@Gage Mahaffee oh stop his prints are in the system ,stop watching csi miami &go bck to sleep.

Haaaaaaa...fucking good one...Jeff's the man....

Haaaaaaa...fucking good one...Jeff's the man....

@Weekend Home Projects What's your secret to having your comments get blown up? It wasn't even that funny 😂

@Miss Maddie I'm thinking I probably should have liked it anyway...

@Miss Maddie I'm thinking I probably should have liked it anyway...

“Where’s that butterfinger you promised” 😂

“Where’s that butterfinger you promised” 😂

Gage Mahaffee If you’re arrested for a misdemeanor they take your prints as soon as you get booked. If it’s a felony they take dna samples, this was a felony. They had his dna when he was booked.

i appreciate the humor here, but how is it robbery if it was willingly offered?

i appreciate the humor here, but how is it robbery if it was willingly offered?

I was totally thinking that exact thought myself 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

I was totally thinking that exact thought myself 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

@Jay Sands Sure it's a choice, a pretty shitty one.

@Jay Sands Sure it's a choice, a pretty shitty one.

@Mace StillMace Aaand now it has 6.9k. Very nice

@Mace StillMace Aaand now it has 6.9k. Very nice

The Cheese The popularity has changed my entire life.  I would have never imagined.

The Cheese The popularity has changed my entire life.  I would have never imagined.

Plot twist: it was his plan all along....

Plot twist: it was his plan all along....

lol fr he kept getting so much coca cola from them lol

lol fr he kept getting so much coca cola from them lol

@Gage Mahaffee if he's in custody they have his prints already

@Gage Mahaffee if he's in custody they have his prints already

@Samuel Lourenço Thats HIS CHOICE. Life, Liberty, Persuit of..aww fuck it, you wouldnt understand.

@Samuel Lourenço Thats HIS CHOICE. Life, Liberty, Persuit of..aww fuck it, you wouldnt understand.

Tried to steal a butterfinger too hahahaha

Tried to steal a butterfinger too hahahaha

@Gage Mahaffee You slow af.Like the 1st thing they didn't do in booking is take his mugshot and prints.You watch to many movies.

@Gage Mahaffee lmao, buddy... they have had Jeff's prints for a long time. I'm sure his addiction is in part fueled by the hopelessness of his situation and it's time to stop ruining people's lives over mental issues... it also costs more per year to imprison someone than it does to attend most colleges.

@Aubrey J finally, someone who knows the real age generation of boomers! They were the heaps of babies (the baby boom) born after WW2, inc my aging parents

They give them coke so they can get prints off them.

They give them coke so they can get prints off them.

First it was heroine now this? Cmon Jeff your better than this.

First it was heroine now this? Cmon Jeff your better than this.

And you are celebrating the acts of this low life. Obviously, the police is not acting on his best interest, but this guy is destroying himself.

This gets funnier each time they bring a coke out.

This gets funnier each time they bring a coke out.

@Gavin James my man needed those cokes for withdrawals bruh. issa wonder what a ton of sugar and caffeine can do

@Mace StillMace You're a hero we need, but don't diserve.

@Mace StillMace You're a hero we need, but don't diserve.

Mace StillMace well sadly ur wrong it always could get better. This comment probably describes you

Mace StillMace well sadly ur wrong it always could get better. This comment probably describes you

No robbery,they gave him those cokes.And thinking about it,isn't that a poisoning charge?Attempt to cause harm to Jeff's health.(leaving aside the very real psychological degradation the situation in itself inflicts,both ways.)

@Mace StillMace Wow - can't believe this comment blew up like this.  I need to start an only fans.

@Mace StillMace Wow - can't believe this comment blew up like this.  I need to start an only fans.

I liked this but it already has 420 likes so it can't get any better

I liked this but it already has 420 likes so it can't get any better


It’s funny how when u know interrogation tactics, the interrogators trying switching to a different one.


I’m positive he isn’t a bad guy to the core…he’s the product of having an addiction while lacking the resources to receive proper treatment and social services post-incarceration. He’s continuously recycled back into a system that guarantees persistent hardships and ultimate failure. He’s clearly intelligent and has a zero tolerance for bs, and refuses to have a crime pinned on him that he didn’t commit. He has even impressively found a legal loophole to get ample Coke through popo 😹😹😹


The manipulation and sodiness of these techniques clearly comes through in this video.


I wish I knew my rights when they tricked me into the car and had hair ties over their badge numbers, maybe I wouldn't have spent 7 years on felony probation for a dumpster fire my so-called best friend and secret gay lover set and then played dumb on when I gave them his house number to prove it wasn't me