The moment he says, “I ain’t talking. I want a lawyer...at that moment, the interrogation MUST STOP. Any confession after this would be thrown out as coercive.  that’s why that rule is there. These are baaaaad cops

@Dorian Gray you couldn’t be more wrong. Let me explain.  If a suspect asks for an attorney,  but they continue talking to him afterwards, and the suspect makes an incriminating statement, then the suspect or his counsel can file a motion to suppress any incriminating statements made after invoking his right. Now carry on

@Chez LeMac Son, did you even read what you quoted? If the suspect re engages, the exclusion rule doesn't apply. If your advice is "feel free to keep talking after you asked for a lawyer," that is just stupid.

@excep7 Read em and weep XD Criminal Procedure was one of my strong suits back in lawyer school. An explicit request for an attorney requires all questioning to cease. If the suspect makes an ambiguous or equivocal statement concerning the right to legal counsel following an unequivocal waiver of the right to counsel, the officer does not need to stop and ask clarifying questions.

Though the suspect’s invocation of the right to counsel absolutely cuts off interrogation, the suspect may open the door to additional interrogation by initiating communication with officers (Minnick v. Mississippi, 498 U.S. 146 (1990); Edwards v. Arizona, 451 U.S. 477 (1981)).

Is there such a thing as a good one? I’d argue there isn’t.

Is there such a thing as a good one? I’d argue there isn’t.

@Bill A the investigation was about the suspect..

@Bill A the investigation was about the suspect..

Sure but they can still use whatever the suspect says as tips for their investigation.  Clever cops could say it was hearsay (not directly coming from the suspect).

Well, it is fuckin Georgia. Florida’s uncle-brother-daddy. 🙄

Well, it is fuckin Georgia. Florida’s uncle-brother-daddy. 🙄

They know if they wait until he's in full withdrawal he'll tell them anything they want, and that's all they want, regardless of fact.

@Joy Walker They're the ones that make it seem like they all are. They don't need much help with that.

@Joy Walker They're the ones that make it seem like they all are. They don't need much help with that.

@Chez LeMac read the cases my boy, the non lawyer is right

@Chez LeMac read the cases my boy, the non lawyer is right

Yeah, it should be thrown out, but they won't. Bad judges allow it all the time in despite of the protest of the defence lawyers.<br>As well, I have never heard them read him his Miranda rights!!!!!

Yeah, it should be thrown out, but they won't. Bad judges allow it all the time in despite of the protest of the defence lawyers.
As well, I have never heard them read him his Miranda rights!!!!!

Coercive, and all those other "rules" are not practiced in any way shape or form they could've used it in court and convicted him with it

If people are stupid enough to keep talking then that's on them. I have no sympathy for a murderer whatsoever, even if cops murder, but not every single cop is bad, we do have a lot of wonderful and amazing police officers stop hating on every single one of them.<br>But this guy wasn't a murderer, I think they were just questioning him about it.

If people are stupid enough to keep talking then that's on them. I have no sympathy for a murderer whatsoever, even if cops murder, but not every single cop is bad, we do have a lot of wonderful and amazing police officers stop hating on every single one of them.
But this guy wasn't a murderer, I think they were just questioning him about it.

You know, not every single cop is bad, and I honestly think all y'all want to hate on everyone of them. Not every single one of them, are bad we have amazing police officers too, and in reality, we need them, yes, they need to be retrained and have more sensitive training, and they need to be trained a lot longer, but not every single one of them are bad, and it's ridiculous to act like they all are.

What do expect from a corrupt state like Georgia that even does everything they can to stop people from voting.

What do expect from a corrupt state like Georgia that even does everything they can to stop people from voting.

@John Hooper do do you need to just stop talking. I am an attorney and you don't know what you're talkin about. If you are being interviewed, interrogated anyway you want to say it. Once you say that you want to talk to an attorney. Anything that is said after that they cannot use unless day read you your rights again and then get you to repeat what you said. If you were 2 let's say being charged of murder. They have no evidence on you except someone just said you committed this murder. They sit you down and you tell them I don't want to speak to you. Then you tell them you want a lawyer. Then let's say after you did that you mediately said to them I am guilty of this murder. They could in no way even if they had you recording saying that. There is no way that that will be used in court. Even if your lawyer somehow missed that the judge would catch it and not allow it. You do not know what you're talkin about. It's just crazy that you will go on or several people on here Will Go On acting like what they're saying is the truth. But all they have to do is a simple Google search to find out the truth. But they don't and they just continue pushing their BS. Go to your Yellow Pages right now and pick any lawyer you want and then you call them and ask them if that's true. I'm sure not a lawyer one will tell you what you're saying is factual

@Miley Morales yep exactly. It's good to see others also have a brain. It's obvious that these people watch too many movies and believe everything in them.

@alia meow go look up the definition of interrogate. It doesn't have to be aggressive interviewing to be considered interrogation. Interrogation can also be formal interviewing.. hot it surprises me how many people will just open their mouth and say something when they don't really know s***

@Kristi Black what are you talkin about? Actually what are you trying to even say? Are you saying that cops are low-level Freemason? Yes it's possible just like any profession for someone to be a Freemason or as you say even a low-level Freemason. . When you talk about low-level I guess you mean people that are in the The Apprentice stage? Because even a police officer can be also a journeyman or a master. There's been cops who reach the 33 degree of Freemasonry. No it's not common but it has happened. Do you know the guy who played Kramer on Seinfeld is US 33 degree Mason. You don't have to be a president or someone of great importance to be a Freemason. So you really don't know what you're talkin about and only probably starting to Dabble and conspiracies without knowing or even caring to know the full truth. All you probably do is hear the name Freemasonry and think bad, evil and control the world. But no it's not really the Freemasons who control the world. If I were to actually say who controls the world as far as power. My comment would be reported and taking down or not even put up or anybody else to see about myself. That's because a lot of channels like possibly this one has their comments go through a review process that YouTube so they can pick and choose which comments they want to go up. But back to Freemasonry and your comment. Can you explain yourself further instead of like some meth addict

@Chez LeMac finally someone with a brain. I'm actually an attorney and you explained it more professionally than myself LOL. But that's what I'm explaining that the guy who made the original comment is absolutely correct. I'm glad you pointed out the fact that that's why these cops had to keep coming back with this guy and rereading him his rights. I was trying to explain that once he says he doesn't want to talk and ask for a lawyer. Everything he says after cannot be used unless they re-read the man his rights then make him repeat what he said.

@Vin Kie no he's not right. Yes cops later can trick or whatever to get somebody to confess. But they first then again have to re-read this guy's rights. Just as that gentleman said that you're commenting under. Once the accused says he wants a lawyer and does not want to talk. Anyting he says after that can be argued to not be submitted as evidence. Like I said the cop would have to then again re-read this guy has rights and get him to say what he said again. It's funny how you people want to interpret the law when none of you are even lawyers and it's obvious. If any of you were a lawyer. Which I assume the guy who originally wrote this comment might be. In law school this point is drilled in your head. If you got caught up on something that you said after you didn't want to talk. That's just because you didn't have a good lawyer to argue for you. A good enough lawyer to identify that these cops got their statement after he declined to speak with them. Any lawyer knows that you can get evidence thrown out that was said after they declined to speak with cops. Again the cop would have had to reread the person his rights and then ask him to repeat what he said. If anybody comes back and says otherwise and says they're a lawyer I do not believe them that they are actually really a lawyer as myself. I've worked in the criminal court system for over 20 years. 8 of those years I spent as a court-appointed attorney in Washington State. This is no different in Georgia. The reason why this guy has thousands of comments is because he's correct.

@bbz232 I know it's you that's wrong. What this guy said is absolutely true. I'm a lawyer and I've gotten evidence where people first have said they don't want to talk and want a lawyer and then in that same interview a few minutes later let information go that they maybe shouldn't. The two times that. Has happened I've got the evidence that the cops got after the fact that the person declined to speak and ask for a lawyer thrown out. What does gentleman said when someone says they want a lawyer and they don't want to talk the interview has to stop. And before any of the evidence that can be used that the accused says after that. He has two again re-read the guy his rights before what he says can be submitted in court. It's you that is wrong and what this guy said is absolutely right.

@Idollize He replied "For sure I do NOT side with murderers..". Why would you only read the first two words?

@Idollize He replied "For sure I do NOT side with murderers..". Why would you only read the first two words?

B Sheppard someone said “oh, he’s a cop lover”, to which he replied “for sure.” Interpret that how you’d like, but I personally take it as him admitting to loving cops.

@Idollize He didn't say, or agree, that he loves cops. He just said he doesn't side with murderers.

@Idollize He didn't say, or agree, that he loves cops. He just said he doesn't side with murderers.

Vin Kie It’s also difficult to stay in an interrogation room alone for hours with the only interruption being an interrogation.

Vin Kie It’s also difficult to stay in an interrogation room alone for hours with the only interruption being an interrogation.

Absolutely  not thats not how it works at all.

Absolutely  not thats not how it works at all.

@Idollize it was the abbreviation I was asking to be deciphered. I don't care about anyone's movement or ideas. I've got my own movement it's called ISLE. The point of our group is to remain just me, as founder president and head of moral standards, myself as the VP and  treasurer and I usually is in charge of coordinating meetings outings and ISLE Awards banquets. So thank you for telling me about yours you are kind.

T/A Plus Hemi you got the definition of ACAB from someone who doesn’t support it, which is fair, but my two cents as a supporter of ACAB is that it’s just a phrase to say that the current system when it comes to police is pretty shit, and while cops as individuals may be perfectly fine people, they still work for and support a shitty system that hurts a lot of people.

T/A Plus Hemi someone called him a cop lover, which he then agreed with.

T/A Plus Hemi someone called him a cop lover, which he then agreed with.

@Emperor Shaddam IV thank you I appreciate that

@Emperor Shaddam IV thank you I appreciate that

A lot of know-nothings here trying to disprove an intelligent person. Yep this is the internet.

A lot of know-nothings here trying to disprove an intelligent person. Yep this is the internet.

@Emperor Shaddam IV I don't mean to be rude but what the hell is ACAB

@Emperor Shaddam IV I don't mean to be rude but what the hell is ACAB

@Idollize where did he say he loved cops?

@Idollize where did he say he loved cops?

@r s yeah right. Like court rulings have stopped stuff from happening ever.

@r s yeah right. Like court rulings have stopped stuff from happening ever.

Come on people it used to be taught on the playground loose lips sink ships think about it. You have the right to remain silent but the question is do you have the capability?

@scarlet starlet How is he a cop lover for believing people should think before speaking... or not speaking? Since you made the assertion you must be an antifa member.

@Dodged a Bullet Incorrect. He's obviously already in jail (looks like a suicide watch suit he's wearing, but idk for sure) which is why he says "put me back in the cell." Jeff must've said he'd talk to police which is why they interview him again and reread his Miranda rights. You can talk to police whenever you want even after you lawyer yourself up. You still retain the right to waiver the Miranda warning. But Jeff never said anything anyways.

Edited: Grammar.

@Nate Leal The rich already have lawyers on retainer. They don't say, "I want a lawyer". They say, "call attorney so and so before anything else happens." And the police know that a real lawyer will have their ass if they try to play games.

Do you really believe any of the five levels of courts below SCOTUS would throw out a conviction for armed robbery unless OJ's attorneys were representing him? In the real world, most conviction are illegal. Only the rich and/or famous have a chance at ultimate justice.

@Dorian Gray He did not ask for a lawyer.. I have told you already..

@Dorian Gray He did not ask for a lawyer.. I have told you already..

John Hooper I can appreciate you wanting to defend your position. But no, all questioning of any type must cease. It doesn’t matter whether they’re asking him about the case whether they’re asking him about his personal life wanting to be his friend. He is in an interrogation room being held for interrogation. The moment he asked for a lawyer, the cop needs to put them back in the cell and give them the opportunity to call a lawyer. That’s it. It’s black-and-white. I do agree with you, the cops know exactly what they’re doing. The system, unfortunately, is not perfect.

@Dorian Gray So at minute 2:30 he clearly says he does not want to talk.. He also DID NOT ask for a lawyer.. They instantly abort the mission.. but they let him sit there for 2 hours.. Then another cop starts over.. The cop DOES NOT ask him about the case.. Jeff starts the conversation on his own.. These cops exactly know what they are doing and Jeff fucked up..

@Dorian Gray Very interesting.. but as I read this, it is very clear that its not black or white..

@Dorian Gray Very interesting.. but as I read this, it is very clear that its not black or white..

@M Pando Yeah sure.. If he keeps on talking it is on him.. You have to the right to remain silent.. But he did not.. it is simple..

@M Pando Yeah sure.. If he keeps on talking it is on him.. You have to the right to remain silent.. But he did not.. it is simple..

@John Hooper No, it's actually not "on you." The second you request an attorney nothing that is said after that point is admissible. They denied him an attorney and used him withdrawal to break him down. That's coercion...and even a public defender would have that entire case against him dismissed and the cops would (should) have been reprimanded.

I kept wondering about that. I thought it had to stop right then.

I kept wondering about that. I thought it had to stop right then.

Gaspar Forteza he wasn’t interrogating him actually

Gaspar Forteza he wasn’t interrogating him actually

I think they were waiting for his withdrawal to kick in. Pretty disgusting tactics.

I think they were waiting for his withdrawal to kick in. Pretty disgusting tactics.

John Hooper you say that you love cops but don’t side with murderers? That’s a contradiction.

John Hooper you say that you love cops but don’t side with murderers? That’s a contradiction.

@bbz232 no they cant ,  court ruling about that say otherwise

@bbz232 no they cant ,  court ruling about that say otherwise

@John Hooper  no its not ,.. interrogations Must stop .

@John Hooper  no its not ,.. interrogations Must stop .

@John Hooper he didn't murder anyone, and the armed robber didn't either. DURRrrr

@John Hooper he didn't murder anyone, and the armed robber didn't either. DURRrrr

@bbz232 Incorrect reply from a non-lawyer.  When a person who is subject to custodial interrogation (not free to leave) requests counsel, all questioning must cease and any prompted statements are inadmissible.  There are more nuances, read up (as in why he is reinterviewed after asserting right to counsel- Defendant can make unprompted request to speak to police after doing so and questioning may continue).  Some criminal procedure may vary State to State, can't claim to know blanket rules, just PA and Federal.  From an atty, thanks.

Self-incriminating evidence would be thrown out, yes. But, evidence toward another individual’s arrest wouldn’t. I get the feeling that these detectives didn’t think it was him the whole time and were trying to narrow down suspects or get more evidence as to what happened, not necessarily a confession.

@bbz232 For sure.. the overwhelming majority eventually gets tricked into talking, even though it's common knowledge to not talk under any circumstance. pretty hard when you're used to being 'respectful' during ordinary conversations..

Unfortunately not true. The right to remain silent is the most important tool. Yes get a lawyer, but know the cops can and will keep questioning you. If anything they will put more pressure on you if they think you’re guilty. So it comes down to you to keep your mouth shut until your lawyer gets there.

@scarlet starlet For sure I do NOT side with murderers..

@scarlet starlet For sure I do NOT side with murderers..

well... it's georgia!!! I'm not too surprised ;)

well... it's georgia!!! I'm not too surprised ;)


Did this video get re-editied?? I swear there was a part where he talked about body language analysis and the detective talking about the gun over at Eric's house.

@Butter Block what?? Man that's sum bs fr that was one of my favorite parts of the video. I thought I was trippin and just couldn't find it. Hate YT bruh


So what did really happen to him? I neeed to know


You have the right to remain cilence
Jeff: USE

You have the right to remain cilence
Jeff: *USE*


Humanity isn't selflessness and grace. There can be a glimmer of humanity long before anything like that is shown. If a "glimmer of humanity" is put down to selflessness and grace then most anti-heroes fail at being anti-heroes.


he, accused of robbery asked faster for a lawyer than everyone involved in murder

@Mary Poppins Everyone should ask for a lawyer regardless of innocence, guilt or past history that's our right as a citizen

@sadi al The monitoring shit is borderline abusive, but other than that it's sheer bad parenting to me, no more, no less. Her mother actually sacrificed her own life for Jennifer under the false pretense that her daughter was in grave danger too, when in fact Jennifer was responsible for her mother's murder and the attempted murder on her father. They loved their daughter, she hated them.

@Daniel Mendoza So much for trying to be careful and copy-pasting directly from an article. Thanks for pointing the error out!

@Bálint Vass just 500 wtf kinda financial boost is that that’s like rent in shitty apartment… the importance of a “,”

It's the most intelligent question for EVERYONE, innocent or guilty, to ask for a lawyer when being accused on something . Never ever talk to the police alone when they accuse you of doing illegal shit , in their eyes you're the predator anyways.

I’d imagine people who would be dumb and evil enough to murder would not want to look guilty by asserting their right to a lawyer. Like that girl who hired people to kill her parents because they didn’t want her wasting her life on their dime. If someone really broke into your house and killed your parents (or tried in the case of the father) in a robbery gone wrong then surely you’d just help, right? I think that’s as far as they think.

@Mary Poppins Everything will be okay, princess.

I'm confused. He can't get a lawyer? Sounds fucked up

Murderers usually aren't experienced criminals.

@Mary Poppins Today's "Snide Bitch" reward goes to...

I wish more people would pay attention to this, Jeff told the cops the truth. He said I know you don't have any evidence or you wouldn't be talking to me this much. Bingo, release in 12 hours

I feel like murder is usually just the crime of a stupid person

@Mary Poppins i said he ASKED quickly  for a lawyer not “he should get a lawyer” 😐😐


wham bam thank you for the coke put me back in the cell"- Jeff "the only reason I came up here was to get a coke" smith


Tbh it’s hard to dislike this guy. I hope he’s cleaned his act up.

Yea, right? I was noticing the comments were kinda liking him, so before I thought this was one of those cases were the suspect is innocent. I hope he cleaned his act up as well.

@Art Lover 😂😂😂😂 omg, He’d hate my house, I’m a neat freak & I barely cook. He’d be running away in 2 days. 💀💀

@CC well you think he's a nice guy right?! There shouldn't be any issues with him staying at your house! Right?! Oh he would like you! I'm being facetious.

@CC big sense of humor to go along with ur heart. adorable  😁

@Buggle Magnum did you get offended by someone saying that it wasn’t old?

Then let him stay at your house Chrystal

@Buggle Magnum glad to annoy you. Have a good day youngin.

@Ja2808 good for you, your tone is so pissy you're annoying

He has and has his own YT channel. This isn’t new. Watched it several times already


Where can I watch more of your videos please


Plot Twist - "Jeff" works for the CIA and is undergoing a clandestine counter-interrogation training program. This was his last test before graduation as an espionage specialist.


Anyone know what happened to Jeff? Like do any research or anything?


What good are the free lawyers though?? Always thought about that…


"you have the right to remain silent"
remains silent
"do you understand?"
remains silent
"do you comprehend the right I've just said to you?"
remains silent

I'm only a minute in and I love this guy

"you have the right to remain silent"
*remains silent*
"do you understand?"
*remains silent*
"do you comprehend the right I've just said to you?"
*remains silent*

I'm only a minute in and I love this guy

If i ever commit a crime ...which i wont...im going this route

That is exactly what I thought too Pixie!  Smart guy.

really tho this man gleeced for a coke haha

@Ashley Starlight I don't literally mean I love the guy... It's a figure of speech for the fact that I found him really funny.

He's pretty humorous tbh, no matter what he did

Unfortunately, SCOTUS has ruled that you must articulate reserving your right to remain silent. Simply remaining silent doesn't invoke it.

Berghuis v. Thompkins

The real fuck-up here was when they continued to interrogate him after he demanded an attorney before answering any questions, even if they coerced him to momentarily waive that right by falsely agreeing to give him some candy and then reneging, negotiating in extremely bad faith.


I had to tell my Dr that if he didn't want to help me I would have to go to the street and I DID NOT want to go back to that!!! I didn't


what makes me laugh these days is no smoking i would say to the cops if i was in a cell i need a smoke and until you prove im guilty i can have a some so i require someone to take me outside at least once an hour for a smoke or its the human rights court


does no one actually know what happened to him ?


Never thought I'd see a character analysis on a real life person that exists

@Šimon Láznička the whole character analysis theories are based on real life

@Samuel Bennett Yes! But when you are given an example in school it’s usually some very unrealistic and stupid model character 😕 not many teachers use real people (for that I know of)

Character analysis on human beings is basically what profilers do


The problem is that if he has been in a heroin addiction for 14 years!
If he isn’t given methadone or any other treatment against his addiction!
He can die, it’s extremely dangerous just going cold turkey with heroin!


Update: Guys he wasn't arrested (obvi he was falsely accused). he has a Youtube channel titled "The Legend of Jeff". link to his channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0srs6NKm-s


If I ever meet Jeff, I’m buying the dude a Butterfinger.

I would get him coke... I mean a coke... wait... what...?

he has a youtube channel. check the pinned comment

@Aaron Hollander gonna open a bank vault with a peice of the can like the lock picking lawyer

I'll buy him a bag of heroine for this one. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

You don't have to buy him anything. He'll just take it by force.

@Nigel Lush lmao no u just gonna give my buddy Jeff more drug problems😭 just give him a coke and some herion he should be good


Coke?? They should have given him a Lone star beer instead!


Self note: Coke Cola for withdrawal symptoms 📝


Wham bam thank you for the coke put me back in the cell.

💀


“the only reason i came up here is to get a fucking coke” iconic

The fact that one of the theories is that he works in the corporate marketing team for Coca-Cola is the cherry on top!

@TrashPanda yo you said this 33 seconds and literaly 1 minute ago my brother said the samme thing

Me to my family after finally coming out of my room


This would make a terrific coke ad

(Don’t do Heroin, do coke!)


What happened to the part where they ask him about a gun and he he automatically says he doesnt know anything about a gun


That junkie is in prison, he's not working for Coke...whoever made that up needs to get their head checked.


he’s a very obviously smart man, it really is a shame that his life went down this path. i wish him luck!

@DONALD Duck u think name urself Donald duck is smart, I see.

I guarantee some sort of existential nihilism provoked by a tumultuous childhood lead him to Heroin, he seems very self aware

@John Semmens chill out man. at the end of the day not everyone just chooses, and even if they did who knows what they thought would come of it? let’s not group a whole bunch of people together please.

@DONALD Duck he’s smarter then 80% of ppl on the internet

@sadi al really? U think Einstein and Thomas edison didn't take drugs.....*laughs in smarts and highs lol

@sadi al I love how you call other people names instead of putting up constructive arguments, really does reenforce ur arguement

@Meme Juice  {they-them} I completely agree with your comment. Even if people make dumb decisions you can tell in the way he talks he’s not by any means an idiot. If things had ended up differently he might have done big things in his life time

@DONALD Duck no, i mean in the way he talks. doing drugs is very stupid, but as my comment said “it really is a shame that his life went down this path”

no need to be so negative


Wam and bam, thank you for the coke.....now put me back into the cell....I nearly died :D


Heroine withdrawal can be fatal. Would he not have a right for medical treatment before being questioned?


They rlly tryna bribe him with a butterfingers 💀💀


"how about that butterfinger you promised? "


As a former heroin addict, as well as someone who went through the justice system in my state, I genuinely hope that guy really is working for Coca-Cola and is living the dream.

Yeah me too. I’m an ex addict to and is like watching myself seeing poor old Jeff here. It’s a fricken nightmare when you get nicked and you start rattling off the smack. In my early years and when I wasn’t well known to the feds I would just confess just to get out on bail because I needed a fix. But as the years roll bye you just canny afford to get mugged off else you’re looking at time.

You sound like somewhat of a anti-hero yourself!! Good job tho!

Btw I was an addict too. A <br>long time buddy

Btw I was an addict too. A
long time buddy

Yeah but I think the latter was more realistic....

I wonderHow many executives at Coca Cola are named Jeff


this is proof positive that the police will railroad you guilty or not. hope these cops were fired for trying to violate this guys rights. just tell me your side, i didn't do anything, i want a LAWYER, just tell me and....3 more times same shit.


He has gotten better, hes off drugs and playing the drums!


Real shame that cop cheated him out of his butterfinger. He definitely deserved it.


Things like that Make you change your mind bout defund the Cops.


Him not saying anything is a pretty clear as day indication he understands his rights.

Where the fuck was the laywer he asked for

This is a perfect example of how to handle one of these situations.
The detective asking you questions has one job and one job only, to get you in as MUCH trouble as possible and to get as much info out of you as possible so he can use it against you in court.
People have to understand that when you’re in a room like that these people will act like your friend but they are your enemy from the beginning and are looking to slap you with whatever offense they can just by using the words you used while talking to them.


Or..... you could just look him up in the GA prison system


JEFF, HES BACK, JCS YOUR VIDEOS ARE BACK (SOME OF THEM)


If you aren’t gonna get that man a lawyer at least give him his dam butterfinger.


I really want a coke now. This is good advertisement


"You have the right to remain silent"
Jeff: remains silent
Cop: WTF DUDE TALK

"You have the right to remain silent"
Jeff: *remains silent*
Cop: WTF DUDE TALK


He looks like someone Christian bale would play.


Aite imma need someone to find out what happened to jeff tho


“You have the right to remain silent”
Jeff: silent
Officer: 😑

“You have the right to remain silent”
Jeff: *silent*
Officer: 😑

Unfortunately that means he understood his rights and will be used against him


I think this jeff guy needs to care about his health,two cokes is too much


Wam bam, thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell.


I highly doubt he's a marketing employee for coke. Just a theory though.


Cop: You have a right to remain silent
Jeff: remains silent
cop: surprised pikachu face

Cop: You have a right to remain silent
Jeff: *remains silent*
cop: *surprised pikachu face*

@godsent gg holy shit i guess he got better

Oh dayum, it took me like 5 seconds to realize that he's just playing by hi rights...

@godsent gg Thought you were plugging your Soundcloud or sumn but wow.  It's really him

@Donald Ducks i wouldnt call it failing but idk the american justice system is kinda fucked.


Wam bam thank you for the coke, put me back in the cell lmao


He only heard you have the right to remain silent


How is his outcome a mystery? Court records are public


Virgin Norman: works a job, goes to a store, buys a coke.<br>Chad Jeff: gets accused of armed robbery, gets a few cokes from the cops, gets back to his life.

Virgin Norman: works a job, goes to a store, buys a coke.
Chad Jeff: gets accused of armed robbery, gets a few cokes from the cops, gets back to his life.

@Bronek0990 you just dont respect the hustle sigma grindset 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

@prod. steezey you mean that meme term lonely basement dwellers invented as a coping mechanism? No, Jeff definitely isn't that


Or maybe we should help our addicts rather than putting them into a pig pen where drugs are everywhere.. we treat them and put them with criminal's when they need substance abuse help..

Oh wait, there's no money to be made if addicts are recovering... Let's give em narcan and Suboxone and synthetic opiate's to deter them off the hardcore stuff and into the pharmaceutical stuff..... Absolute evil of a system.


At 6'5 and 153 lbs he can just squeeze through his cell bars and walk out of the place


officer: “u have the right to stay silent”
Jeff: “*stays silent*”
officer: “*surprised pikachu face*”

@JustMeHere _ anyways at the time that the comment was written, the top comment nearly identical and had a few words switched up, so I’m positive they copied it but this was blown way out of proportion lmfao

@tie congrats, it doesn't matter. which job you got? the originality police?

@JustMeHere _ oh wow. Basic unoriginal idea even if they think of it themselves, is still considered original!!

(hint: turn on sarcasm detectors)

@tie woah out of tens of thousands of people two people have similar ideas for a meme? damn that's freakin NUTS, a coincidence like that is ASTRONOMICAL, 100% gotta be copied, unoriginal, dogshit comment.

(hint: turn on sarcasm detectors)

Damn, gotta get the popcorn for this comments section

Damn, gotta get the popcorn for this comments section

@tie wow its almost as if humans can have similar ideas shocker

@deckman bestie your words don’t mean much considering I graduated from middle school

@deckman bestie why are you crying? don't get upset :/

@deckman bestie why are you crying? don't get upset :/

@tie you really gotta nitpick everything in life huh 😪

@tie you really gotta nitpick everything in life huh 😪

@deckman bestie no but why did you like your own comment

@deckman bestie no but why did you like your own comment

@tie is that supposed to be insulting 😭😭

@tie is that supposed to be insulting 😭😭

@tie and neither is this one about that one but hey its youtube

@Jared Kravor neither is yours, neither is this one

@Jared Kravor neither is yours, neither is this one

@tie congrats everyone on youtube is even yer comment saying he is happens to be quite unoriginal

@tie  I’m with u all the way.  Can’t stand when tools copy comments and post them like they’re original.

@tie see spider, this is why people hit y'all with rolled up papers and shoes....

@Curiosity I bet you just turned 13 like a month ago, so now you are just calling everyone 12 cuz you are no longer 12 😂

anyways i'm bein a jerk was just noticing how deep you went into the thread it's all good homie we all been there.  as to typing lessons, it's the youtube comment section, not James Joyce

@Anon Emouse if the amount of stuff i said could seriously put a dent in your free time you need to take typing lessons

@tie bro you have too much time on your hands

@tie bro you have too much time on your hands

@tie yes because that's what happens when you comment at someone doesn't it

@OneUp- 18 and I thought I was pathetic... 🤣

@OneUp- 18 and I thought I was pathetic... 🤣

@tie Comment plagiarism is a rampant disease

@tie Comment plagiarism is a rampant disease

the combined IQ of every commenter in this section is very close to how many comments there are, including mine

@OneUp- 18 its astonishing  how stupid can people be in comments.

@Elegant Monstrous to be completely honest I see no point in this no more and wish to not make this one of those comment threads that big youtubers like Penguinz0 talk about though actually that would be cool but I'm sure you can get my point that I can't be bothered making this a huge long thing that's kind of pointless so goodbye and good day to you sir/ma'am

@OneUp- 18 By asking you what are you gonna do about me asking you what are you gonna do about it ?

@Elegant Monstrous yknow all this time you've been asking what am I going to do about it but I am now wondering, what are YOU going to do about it?

@OneUp- 18 Yeah what are you gonna do about it ?

@OneUp- 18 Yeah what are you gonna do about it ?

@Elegant Monstrous uh huh... yeah clearly I missed something. Or I guess in your words "What are you gonna do about it?"

@OneUp- 18 I didn't miss anything, but you did. What are you gonna do about it ?

@Elegant Monstrous again as I said did I say I was going to do anything about it? Did you miss your hospital appointment about your memory or something

@OneUp- 18 Never said I was a hero, I just wanted the dude to comment again. Now, what are you gonna do about it ?

@Elegant Monstrous oh look at Mr Hero over here. Did I say I was going to do anything about it?

@OneUp- 18 I want him to be around, what are you gonna do about it ?

@Da Feef If you're so mature why didn't you just leave it be, Mother Teresa? All I did was highlight the lack of originality within the YouTube comment section. The guy's initial comment was basically a 1:1 copy of the one directly above his (not saying either is remotely funny IMO). I just told it like it is.

@tie Oh yeah my two comments, both making fun of you, I'm "obsessed". 😂 How am I projecting by basically saying your comments were immature? Explain.👀

@Da Feef why are you so obsessed with a supposed 12 year old? or are you just projecting... 🤣

@tie congrats, you realized that not everyone on the internet is original

@cris none ? When did I ever make an attempt to be humorous

Congrats, you're unoriginal.

Arisette

7 months ago

officer: “you have the right to remain silent”

jeff: remains silent

officer: 👁👄👁


" My name Yeff"

... oh, it's not that video. I'll see myself out.


Cop litteraly doesn't care if his innocent or not.  Just wants to keep the conversation going.  Evil


I can’t believe your videos are all gone

There are more on flaming kitsune channel


"i want a lawyer" - cop ignores it. Everything after that is not valuable in a court.

"i want a lawyer" - cop ignores it. Everything after that is not valuable in a court.

@You Won’t Reply correct all cops are bad

@You Won’t Reply correct all cops are bad

@Blindeyeseesfar And even if your words are inadmissible, you never know what tidbit of information you're giving them to help construct their rube goldberg argument that you did it.  People inadvertently hand investigators the lynchpin of prosecutions all the time.  Talking to them will never help you.

They're not bad people either, they're not monsters.  But they have a job to do, our system is adversarial, and if you're in a jumpsuit they are your adversary, one that would just really, really, appreciate your cooperation in their efforts to orchestrate your downfall.

@You Won’t Reply Not simpleton, just a 29 year old historian and university teacher who has is not only read about theory but already have experience with these pigs.

The police are not your friend and are not there to serve and protect you.

@You Won’t Reply Yes Hudson, all cops are bad because the entire system molds them to act in a certain way.

Not necessarily, especially when Jeff reinitiated contact by saying he would talk for a coke and a butterfinger.

@Lord Bendtner that caught me off guard LOL and ur right!!!

@Lord Bendtner that caught me off guard LOL and ur right!!!

@Tobi i totally agree with you man. I’m arguing that one bit.

@Tobi i totally agree with you man. I’m arguing that one bit.

@You Won’t Reply cops are human. Nothing more. Nothing less. Don't think for one moment that just becuase someone's on the police force that they have a strong set of morals, or are even willing to act on ethical morals.

@Kent Livingston Stalin had all the cops disappeared and did nothing wrong

@Kent Livingston Stalin had all the cops disappeared and did nothing wrong

Not if he doesnt have money for a lawyer to get it thrown out. A public pretender will do nothing but urge him to plead guilty for a deal. Believe me I've been thru the "justice" system many times as a former heroin addict myself.

@You Won’t Reply he didn’t say that though

@You Won’t Reply he didn’t say that though

@S Sellers that’s the only reasonable and correct explanation. He is def scamming cokes with different sessions

@You Won’t Reply seriously google what acab means instead of being pissy about all cats are beautiful

@You Won’t Reply seriously google what acab means instead of being pissy about all cats are beautiful

@You Won’t Reply thats the actual meaning you can look it up smoothbrain

@You Won’t Reply thats the actual meaning you can look it up smoothbrain

Just make all drugs legal like the most popular one is, and Jeff wouldn't be such a jerk.

Just make all drugs legal like the most popular one is, and Jeff wouldn't be such a jerk.

@meat thanks you’re now the 10th person telling me a different meaning, smoothbrain.

@meat thanks you’re now the 10th person telling me a different meaning, smoothbrain.

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - you realize that's what people who want to defund the police actually believe, right? It's not super ultra centrist, that's what the "radical" side wants for the most part

If you're poor, nobody cares about that lol

If you're poor, nobody cares about that lol

@Blindeyeseesfar and once you ask for a lawyer that's the end of the interview

@Blindeyeseesfar and once you ask for a lawyer that's the end of the interview

@Exandah Uhm. If you count the number of bad cops on video, you can even double that for the bad cops not on video, that number could not compare to the entire number of the Police Force.

Coming from a former criminal the term you are looking g for is valid not valuable

Coming from a former criminal the term you are looking g for is valid not valuable

@Blindeyeseesfar that's not how the legal system works whatsoever, you're thinking of one of miranda rights and applying it to the whole legal system. Please don't say things about a subject you don't know about

@Exandah no theyre not ur delusional.. some of them are like 1/10 but not most of them.

@Exandah no theyre not ur delusional.. some of them are like 1/10 but not most of them.

Only the rich have rights... Once they got us it's over. Court always favour cops.

Only the rich have rights... Once they got us it's over. Court always favour cops.

@Exandah be careful your ignorance is showing

@Exandah be careful your ignorance is showing

@Aria Regardless of how it may seem, I do agree that is a low salary for what they are doing. Risking your life for 40k a year is kinda trash. I have family who fill bags at a medical facility for around 33k a year with no risk of injury and plenty of upward movement without an education.

If police officers were paid more, I genuinely believe that there would be more competition and their superiors could be more selective. I do not think that cop = racist or cop = evil. It's a job that will attract people who are more likely to be both because of the low pay so it's got to be something you want to do. Whether you want to actually protect and serve or just want power, That's really hard to tell in a simple interview (I'd imagine anyway). And every encounter I've had with a police officer has been fairly good (aside from the ticket but that's my fault for speeding).

It's like teachers in public school, you get the great ones who love what they do and the ones who just need a job and can barely put up with kids, The bad really overshadow the good in most cases.

@Aria 30ish k * 1.5 = 45ish k which is above all those numbers... I don't think you did too well in math if you really think that's 50% higher

@Aria I'm not doxing myself, however in NC, the average pay rate is about 38k. Sources: https://www.careerexplorer.com/careers/police-officer/salary/north-carolina/
https://www.ziprecruiter.com/Salaries/What-Is-the-Average-Police-Officer-Salary-by-State
https://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes333051.htm

On the last link, control-F for "North carolina" and you will notice that the highest for police officer is about 41k (these are median salaries mind you some are lower and some are above).

Regarding the poverty claim: https://livingwage.mit.edu/states/37. I was mistaken, I was thinking of the living wage and not poverty wage and I will admit to that error. Notice however that the police officer salary, when paid hourly, is about 19ish an hour (divide by 2 and drop the excess zeros) below the living wage requirement for a single parent house hold or some other cases that you can look into yourself if you really care and aren't just trying to start arguments on the internet

@Aria Cops in my city start out at 30k a year where 26k-ish is poverty line for a family of 2. (two adults or single parent)

@You Won’t Reply it's sort of scary how many people took you seriously. Lol?

@You Won’t Reply it's sort of scary how many people took you seriously. Lol?

@You Won’t Reply orginal. Who writes your insults? The guy who invented wonder bread? Here I'll write the next one for you.
"Your username is accurate"
Feel free to use it 😊

@D Bk I dont know what municipality you are from but I made more as the GM of a fast food chain than the average cop in Philadelphia with less than 5 years on the job. Teachers start out under 30k a year in most schools there. The city often tries to buy out older teachers because they are making too much by offering them a 40-50k bonus to retire at 20 years and collect a pension because it is cheaper over time. Most inner city education systems are corrupt as hell and full of white collar criminals.

@Blindeyeseesfar not if they prevented his right to counsel

@Blindeyeseesfar not if they prevented his right to counsel

@D Bk damn what state do you live in that pays kindergarten teahcers 59k with these "amazing benefits" and then 90k for higher grades? Because that shit ain't happening in Florida

@Ashton I’ve had three different people tell me what ACAB means and they’ve all been different. You sure I’m the one being “dense.”

Outside of "I am involking my right to council" nothing really counts

Outside of "I am involking my right to council" nothing really counts

@You Won’t Reply *Arrogant Cops Are Bad.   Stereotyping makes you a hypocrite....

@You Won’t Reply *Arrogant Cops Are Bad.   Stereotyping makes you a hypocrite....

@You Won’t Reply Are you talking about ACAB? Acab doesn't mean all cops are bad, its means are Cops are Bastards, Bastard with indirectly refers to being corrupt

Its very naive of you guys to think that anything after when he asked for a lawyer not being able to be used. I have seen first hand that very thing happen, an addict kept in a room withdrawing asks for a lawyer keeps asking and keeps being left in the room to squirm eventually tells on himself just to get out of the room after continued questioning.. the cops have no interest or concern of playing by the rules or LAWS even tho they are such good/honorable people LOL they are scum, ALL of them.. not 1 would say hey, the kid asked for a lawyer, let’s just stop cuz we won’t be able to use this... NOT ONE. And so if not ONE would do that, you then can CORRECTLY say yes in fact ALL cops are bad

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - Oh damn. I took the bait. Rip me.

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - Oh damn. I took the bait. Rip me.

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - Life is not black and white. Sometimes there will be gray areas. This is one of those gray areas. I'm not a moderate. Just firm enough in my opinions to not be constrained into thinking my options are "right" and "left."

Good luck on the radicalization, though.

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - demanding a change to a broken system that doesn't work is the same thing as wanting crime to run rampant??

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - Police don't deal out justice, but okay.

No one is demanding vigilantly justice. Most of us want stronger social programs to help make LEOs jobs easier. And then of course proper vetting and training of LEOs.

@TrAsH What sucks is the ones that are bad are often protected even by the good ones. This gives an overall appearance of them being bad. Especially when it comes to how they handle peaceful protesters. Key word peaceful. But if you are ok with what’s been going on, on that end there’s no way we’ll agree or come to a common ground.

@DANIEL BIN OMAR - lool if that was the case then why do so many police officers and blue lives matter people worship the Punisher, a fictional character whose entire thing is murdering criminals?

Cops aren't interested in guilt but in results hence why there are so many laws put in place to protect people against the police. Only a naive idiot will automatically assume they're on your side.

@BatJeff bold of you to think that most cops are bad

@BatJeff bold of you to think that most cops are bad

BatJeff so many people don’t understand this 💁♀💁♀ they will put u through of a hell of a fight to challenge them even in court. Money and time and agony

@Blindeyeseesfar unless you are not <br>Mirandized before questioning

@Blindeyeseesfar unless you are not
Mirandized before questioning

@moo i never even said the word acab. I know it stands for all colors are brethren. I’m making fun of everyone who thinks all cops are bad

@You Won’t Reply acab doesnt mean all cops are bad.

@You Won’t Reply acab doesnt mean all cops are bad.

@Exandah most cops are bad? Silly children

@Exandah most cops are bad? Silly children

Finally someone who notice this.. I was like "where is the lawyer?"

Finally someone who notice this.. I was like "where is the lawyer?"

@TrAsH You're not making a good case for your side unless you're just trying to rile people up.<br>Some police officers are great people others are the dregs of society. However, what is certain is that it's a profession that will give a gun to just about anyone and because they don't pay well either the lowest of the low go for the job or those who really want to make a difference. Look at public school teachers for example. Some of the nicest people in the world when they do the job because they want to help children and also has some of the absolute most despicable people that just want to have power over children

@TrAsH You're not making a good case for your side unless you're just trying to rile people up.
Some police officers are great people others are the dregs of society. However, what is certain is that it's a profession that will give a gun to just about anyone and because they don't pay well either the lowest of the low go for the job or those who really want to make a difference. Look at public school teachers for example. Some of the nicest people in the world when they do the job because they want to help children and also has some of the absolute most despicable people that just want to have power over children

@TrAsH It's 2020. Safe to assume that's an "adult".

@TrAsH It's 2020. Safe to assume that's an "adult".

@Exandah MoSt Of ThEm ArE... i bet you are 13 years old white lgbt girl

@Exandah MoSt Of ThEm ArE... i bet you are 13 years old white lgbt girl

Nope.  It was all perfect according to Miranda.  Interrogation immediately stopped.  Officer is allowed to ask questions peripherally which he did, nothing was "what happened " line.  If suspect initiates any conversation, it is admissable.  Also you can't tell if you don't watch closely but otherwise it's obvious thar these are multiple interviews.  He was returned to holding and he requested to talk again mainly to keep getting Cokes....and a Butterfinger.  See the sixteen minute mark.  Also the officers went above and beyond because they did not have to read his rights every time like they did unless 14 days had passed.

@Blindeyeseesfar "Used" yes, but the quality of its use is in question. That's where the lawyers have room.

@Blindeyeseesfar "Used" yes, but the quality of its use is in question. That's where the lawyers have room.

@Blindeyeseesfar that is not true anything they say in the interview can be used against them, even before their rights are read, watch the other videos on this channelq

Incorrect. Everything you say can and will be held against you. It is what he says before having his rights read that cannot be used in court.

Bold of you to assume the cops play by the rules

Bold of you to assume the cops play by the rules


“You have the right to remain silent...”<br>Jeff: “hold my soda”

“You have the right to remain silent...”
Jeff: “hold my soda”

"You have the right to remain silent..."<br>Jeff: "               "

"You have the right to remain silent..."
Jeff: "               "


Major Tyrone Biggums energy, in a good way


Everyone see the description for jeff's youtube channel link


This is b/s where is his legal counselor that he ask for MORE THEN ONCE !


Is this heroin junkie seriously the ONLY intelligent person I've seen in these interrogations?! Absolutely yes. Street smarts FTW!

The John Mullany bit "Street Smarts"

STREET SMARTS

The John Mullany bit "Street Smarts"

*STREET SMARTS*

@Nom De Plume🏴☠ thank you for saying this

@Finished!!!!!! you don’t become a decade-long heroin addict by being smart

Jared Murray was pretty smart during his interrogation

As a former heroin addict 10+ years I can say personally and many people I knew were very smart people often both IQ and EQ.

Can’t be smart if you’re addicted to heroin

Well that’s a little rude to say about someone suffering from addiction. What if that was your brother . Bruh

I had friends like this in my early 20s they got arrested so many times that they just learned to lie better. This guy could have  done the robbery but he knows better than to confess because lying worked for him before.

@Hessen Way more smart than a cop that managed to make someone confess to their crimes IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM?

@CHSD a lot of us who had good parents. Lol my kids were 1 when they learned the only thing to ever say to law enforcement is "idk" and "lawyer". But my family has some legal system ptsd from an uncle who was wrongly convicted of rape for 13 yrs and was exonerated by DNA. We kinda dont trust the cops around here haha but with that being said the one cop i absolutely adored, who was a legitimately good man and officer committed suicide 7 years ago... so i know there are good ones out there.

Dont call him a junkie... jesus.... addiction is a mental illness...

@Nicolas "The interrogation of Stephanie Lazarus"

This guy got caught doing heroin and committing armed robbery. How does that equate to “street smarts” lol

He was in this position before, at this point, he knew what bullshit the cops will pull, and he just either don't give af anymore and just let it slide.

Well he just learned it because he went through the System a few times. Murderers dont have the opportunity to do that.

A lot of it has to do with experience and learning from them. He has gone through it before, so maybe his first time he did it just as bad as any other people.<br>But once you look into it and know what the process is like, you'll know how to behave to not incriminate yourself.

A lot of it has to do with experience and learning from them. He has gone through it before, so maybe his first time he did it just as bad as any other people.
But once you look into it and know what the process is like, you'll know how to behave to not incriminate yourself.

A lot of us grow up knowing to shut our mouths around the police. 🤷🏻♀ Never give extra info, never tell them (any office, etc, not just legal) anything you don't absolutely have to tell them.

You only gotta go through the system once to learn it, you’ve got nothing but free time once you’re in there to learn every trick like the back of your hand.

It’s because he’s been in this position before. Most of the murderers and other criminals on this channel have had minimal, if any, contact with LE. They only know the bullshit they see on TV.


I ponder often what happened to Jeff, I hope he is doing well.


Why is he a legend?<br>Tell me whats the typical anti hero ending?

Why is he a legend?
Tell me whats the typical anti hero ending?


Jeff is funny tho lol  he was smart not to answer .u gotta go through the system few x more to b like jeff the end lololol


So, Jeff asks for a lawyer, never gets one, and gets interrogated for twelve hours without being charged. <br>Note to self:  if I’m detained, ask if I am under arrest and if not, leave.

So, Jeff asks for a lawyer, never gets one, and gets interrogated for twelve hours without being charged.
Note to self:  if I’m detained, ask if I am under arrest and if not, leave.

If your hungry. They'll run out and get ya food if they think they can get a confession. Might as well get a good meal especially if you don't know if you'll get another one like it. As soon as they realized he stood firm. They made him toss that coke out.

@Taylor yeah the case is toast but you still suffer waiting on bail pretrial etc

i won my last case due to improper police conduct but still they robbed me of my rolex, 10Gs went missing and other jewellery. And i still had to pay my lawyer 30,000 and couodnt see my coaccused my wife for over a year.

@DA S I've been under arrest plenty. If you think they can do 'whatever they want', you've been watching too many cop dramas on netflix.

The moment they step past the boundaries their case is toast.

Actually if you're detained, you're not free to go. You're not under arrest, but the police have a right to question you and confirm your identity if they have some reasonable suspicion that you've committed a crime. If you try to walk away while you're being detained you'll get arrested for sure, and even if you really weren't doing anything wrong beforehand you've just committed a legitimate crime. One thing to consider though is that not every time the police talk to you is legally considered a detainment so you should ask if you're being detained if an opp tries to talk to you. If they say no, then you are perfectly fine to walk away.

Yeah, weird how he asked for a lawyer and the cop kept talking. What part of "I want a lawyer" was ambiguous? Jeff's mistake was saying anything other than "I want a lawyer" over and over again

@Taylor If they have money and you don't, they can.

@Taylor The issue is the fact that police tend to cover up the shit that does happen. So yeah, they could do that stuff to you.

@DeathnoteBB Not true. If they persist attempting to question without taking you back to your cell after request, you can not only formally complain (which most police stations are actually scared of, because it can directly impact funding, especially if media catch wind), but you can sue them for it, different names in different places but refusing to let you in your cell can be considered cruel/failure of a duty of care, and literally no police station wants that.

They sure as hell can't do 'whatever they want', you say it like they can chain you up and beat you and you have no legal standing.

@Taylor Not always. They can do whatever they want to get a confession out of you.

He only was “interrogated” because wanted a coke haha

@Taylor he also makes sure to enjoy his coke before going back :)

He was under arrest at that time. He got his lawyer, all interviews are entirely optional. As shown, he can simply say "take me back to my cell" and they do.


I just got to leave this here: 'my name Jeff'


man totally just used the interrogation as a way to get free coke


Withdrawal from smack is horrible. Sweet things make it mildly more bearable.


“Said he would talk for a coke and a butterfinger” my man has his priorities in order

@civil wither goddammit I was using a laptop

@Patrick Merkel You ok bro? You sound mad. If you’re getting mad at a joke,then maybe you should take a break from the internet....

@Crimson Dragon Yeah, big difference, REAL BIG!<br>It's like shit coated with sugar vs sugar coated with shit.

@Crimson Dragon Yeah, big difference, REAL BIG!
It's like shit coated with sugar vs sugar coated with shit.

Honestly I would if it was a Dr Pepper and a Snickers

@DrummerAlex thanks for translation,you’re a real one

@keoizcheuw translation: Look, nothing helps coming off of junk. Not a Coke, not a butterfinger, or whatever they are. We call them something else. So you’re saying that sugar helps with withdrawals? Ok, I haven’t been through that shit since my teen years in the early 90’s, even been in jail over them. You might be right (about the sugar helping with withdrawals) if your body has evolved lol

@Andrew Apel look nothing help coming off junk not a coke not a fucking butterfinger  what ever they are no doubt we call em something else so your saying sugar help withdrawals ? ok not been though that shit sice ma teen in early 90,s in the jail over er ,you might be right if our body have EVOLVED  lol


Are u kidding me? <br>That's a heroine adic , just wait 24 hours n he tell everything 😐

Are u kidding me?
That's a heroine adic , just wait 24 hours n he tell everything 😐


NEVER talk to the cops, anything and everything will be used against, even if you're innocent.

@deesine you re right. Innocent people get convicted often, especially if they,like Jeff, had been through the system and had previous convictions. It is always the safest not to talk to  police because everything you say can and usually is used against you.

@Funny Stuff Corp <br>The point is that all too often they put their career and getting promoted ahead of finding the truth, so innocent people get railroaded and sent to prison. It doesn't benefit you one bit to trust the police and help them in their investigation, not when you are the target of that investigation -- hence say nothing. The police never let people go because they talked and convinced the police of their innocence.

@Funny Stuff Corp
The point is that all too often they put their career and getting promoted ahead of finding the truth, so innocent people get railroaded and sent to prison. It doesn't benefit you one bit to trust the police and help them in their investigation, not when you are the target of that investigation -- hence say nothing. The police never let people go because they talked and convinced the police of their innocence.

@Funny Stuff Corp <br>Don't be naive: innocent people's cases are discovered all over the country, sometimes after serving 20+ years.

@Funny Stuff Corp
Don't be naive: innocent people's cases are discovered all over the country, sometimes after serving 20+ years.

You should not talk to the cops, because they are simply not the people you need to convince that you are innocent. The cops are trying to build a case, and gathering evidence to build that case is their job.

The place where you defend yourself is the court room, and the person you discuss your defense with is your lawyer. It's not a cop's job to defend you from prosection so there is no point trying to convince them of your innocence.

It's so sad that this is necessary, but that's just how the cookie crumbles...

But should you talk if you get coke? It’s very good, I would consider my options: freedom or coke?

Yes, coke I think.

A lawyer once gave me this advice, and,though I never thought I'd be in that kind of situation, I filed the information away. Needless to say, I ended up in a situation that would have ended up much differently had I spoken with the police. NEVER SPEAK TO THE POLICE! ALWAYS ASK FOR A LAWYER.

@valerie ¿ Thank you, I appreciate you saying so. :)

@The Opiner your replies are amazing, really well written and thought out

@a. m. Yes they will. I just wish that any of them that do that, would have the same done to them. I definitely.

@The Opiner cops will literally abuse people who plead the 5th. they can and will take away things or access to basic human needs to force a confession.

@Shinkajo i get the feeling they are naive tbh, she thinks attorneys are the only sharks in the process when really, there is a reason cops get so sticky when people ask for a lawyer

@Kimberly Marshall "Please try to confine your thoughts to one comment. It gets real messy otherwise. You also don't need to quote me back. I remember what I said."

- I sent you two replies because I had the thought and care to double check the name of the man whose case I was referring you to.

- I include quotes for your convenience, as well as mine. I will do it as long as it benefits me, and I alone determine whether or not it does.

"There's a reason the first three letters of "assume" are as they are, because assuming makes an "ass" out of the assumer. I prefer facts and logic."

- You assume you don't need an attorney as long as you are innocent. You assume this despite evidence to the contrary. This evidence is provided by attorneys that advise against talking to cops without an attorney. The evidence is also provided by cops and ex-cops that advise having an attorney when talking to cops. Further, this evidence is provided by the fact there are ANY innocent people behind bars.

"But you said there are an "astounding amount" of them. I want to know how you know that."

- You should first determine what I define to be an astounding amount. :)

I didn't read any further into your comment. What I have read of it so far, coupled with your attitude in previous replies,  lends me to believe you aren't worth further effort on my part. I hope one day you come to value the insights and positions of others just a bit higher, at least high enough to refrain from being an ass. Cheers!

@Kimberly Marshall It might benefit you to learn about the case of Michael Dickson. He was believed to be guilty by multiple investigators. It just so happened they were entirely mistaken, because he was entirely innocent.

@Kimberly Marshall "Cool. Can you name some of these innocent people behind bars, and most importantly, how you know they're innocent?"

- Why do you assume there are no innocent people behind bars? There are news stories, consistently, that feature a person that was wrongfully accused and imprisoned.

"By saying cops look for guilt and not truth, you're saying they're happy to lock anyone up for the crime!"

- No, what I am saying is that they are looking for evidence that could imply guilt. Their job is to collect evidence and build a case. Even innocent people can unwittingly provide evidence that makes them look innocent.

"Never mind the compensation you'd have to pay or the pension you'd lose! Nahhh, just lock anyone up. That'll do! Case closed! Now for some Candy Crush!"

- So, in your view, corrupt cops don't exist? What about negligent ones? How about cops that try to do what is right, but make mistakes along the way?

"Of course attorneys advocate hiring attorneys! You've fallen for the oldest trick in the book! You need me, therefore hire me, or you'll regret it!"

- Yes, there is no possible way it could just simply be a good idea or good advice. The nasty, mean-spirited attorneys are only out for themselves. Meanwhile, all cops are angels that never make mistakes. Right? (Cheeky, I know, but you opened up that can of worms yourself.)

@Kimberly Marshall Your position assumes the intent of investigators is to find truth, not guilt. When looking for guilt people are predisposed to see it where it doesn't exist. Even when telling the truth people are notoriously inconsistent. We sometimes recollect things differently, leave out a detail by mistake, or include information that isn't even relevant. This, and more, serves to muddy the waters.

Getting an attorney in the very beginning is an effort to keep things from escalating to the point of a trial. An innocent person who gets an attorney right away isn't thinking "I need an attorney for my trial." Instead, the thought is "I am innocent and don't want the cops to mistakenly believe I am guilty."

You can see in these videos that cops often use methods that induce stress, fatigue, and anxiety. These methods inevitably lead to innocent people giving off the wrong "vibe" during interviews.

Play it safe, as many attorneys advocate, and hire an attorney as soon as cops want to start questioning you. The number of innocent people behind bars is astounding.

@Kimberly Marshall There are attorneys out there that advocate for innocent people to keep their mouths shut. Invoke the 5th Amendment if you are an American and get yourself an attorney. The cops are out for convictions.

That is such dumb advice, that have put more than a few people unnecessarily in jail.

@deesine "All the time = more then zero" lmao what. Don't get me wrong it REALLY sucks when innocent people are taken to jail, but saying this happens all the time is just insane. With how much crimes that are committed every day there's bond to be a few people in the wrong place at the wrong time. No matter how good your legal system is that number will always be more then zero.

@Kimberly Marshall Its actually a commonly known fact that you shouldnt talk to the cops; anything you say can be used to incriminate you, but nothing you say can exonerate. Just search on youtube for "Why you shouldnt talk to the police" and youll find several videos from lawyers and doctors at law explaining the concept.

@Kimberly Marshall very wrong, regardless if guilty or innocent, shut up ang get a lawyer

@Kimberly Marshall
I exaggerated, bad use of hyperbole, didn't mean to throw anyone off, I'll be more careful next time.
I used to have your position, was pretty sure a middle ground existed where being cooperative showed good faith and a willingness to work out the issue. His video and many others of interactions with cops has changed my mind. I think more times than not, saying nothing, or bare minimum, is the better strategy. Either way, hope I never have to personally decide.
Cheers!

@Kimberly Marshall
All the time = more than zero, and more times than should ever happen. Also, innocent people don't have to get convicted to be harassed, police have weaponized the process, the thousands of dollars needed to defend yourself and stress endured while doing so.
There's a great and popular video on YT entitled "Don't talk to the police". Law Professor James Duane makes the case much better than I can, check it out.

@Kimberly Marshall <br>Innocent people get convicted all the time, with their own utterances used against them.

@Kimberly Marshall
Innocent people get convicted all the time, with their own utterances used against them.


JEFF KNOWS THEY WILL HELP HIM GET  15-LIFE


153 pounds at 6ft5 I'm 6ft6 180 pounds...surprised hes alive weighing only that much.


"Lies, cheats, steals, swears at children, drinks an inconceivable amount of alcohol"<br>Sounds like my dad

"Lies, cheats, steals, swears at children, drinks an inconceivable amount of alcohol"
Sounds like my dad


Jeff: Explains what happened
Officer: "Okay so what happened?"
Jeff: "I just told you what happened"
Officer: "No you didn't"

Jeff: *Explains what happened*
Officer: "Okay so what happened?"
Jeff: "I just told you what happened"
Officer: "No you didn't"

@Monkey006 yours isn't 99% convictions :/ makes me sick to think about it

It isn't what they wanted to "have happened"

@Chase Webster Pretty interesting, what is the situation for Miranda rights to someone who is a deaf, blind person who cannot read or write, does not know ASL or braille and essentially wouldn't not be able to understand: (1) in written form, (2) via lipreading, or (3) in sign language?

Hypothetically speaking, say before the suspect was apprehended and some incident impaired their vision and hearing

@Monkey006 it SHOULD be, I agree with you 100% but nobody takes facts into consideration that's why Kyle Rittenhouse got off. People cared more about what it would mean for their own personal murder machines than justice.  It's always about what the court or the wealthy or the victim can get from it.  Justice is not a part of our criminal justice system

@Nobody Cares "offer them" and give to establish a bond sounds like coercion to me...

@SID There is no court in the universe that would consider the goddamn coke a coercion.  The police would say it's hospitality since they kept him in a room for 3 hours waiting and it's standard procedure anyways.  They will always offer a drink to someone under interrogation because that helps them establish a bond and create common ground to help facilitate a confession.

Jeff destroyed that cop on the Miranda Rights by accepting the can of coke TWICE as “co-ersion” for him to speak, and then even though the video was edited, Jeff says at the end “How about that Butterfinger you promised me?” And the cop saying “No, you didn’t give me what I wanted.” And completely destroyed Miranda again by admitting that Jeff was under coercion to testify against himself for a “Butterfinger” <br>He is every lawyers dream client to defend, even Saul could get Jeff off the hook and probably a job afterwards.

Jeff destroyed that cop on the Miranda Rights by accepting the can of coke TWICE as “co-ersion” for him to speak, and then even though the video was edited, Jeff says at the end “How about that Butterfinger you promised me?” And the cop saying “No, you didn’t give me what I wanted.” And completely destroyed Miranda again by admitting that Jeff was under coercion to testify against himself for a “Butterfinger”
He is every lawyers dream client to defend, even Saul could get Jeff off the hook and probably a job afterwards.

they didn't get the right answer for their conviction basically

cops said he isn’t  “explaining” it because there was nothing incriminating in Jeff’s story

Jeff only explained what happened when he was arrested, the officer was asking what happened the night before

@Liz Joy this is a common myth. Police do not have to read you your rights at all and anything you say can and will be used against you either way. The exceptions are things like coerced confessions. Stating facts or having a conversation isn’t a confession though. Confession is “I’m guilty” along those lines. And the miranda rights only apply to that if the person is coerced and even that depends on individual state statutes, jurisdiction-by-jurisdiction. If the police simply ask you a question and you voluntarily answer it, you’re darn tootin’ there’s no miranda violation.

An example of there being a miranda violation would be if they didn’t read Jeff his rights and said “if you just tell us you did it we’ll let you go with a warning” and Jeff said “fine, I did it” and then the police say “can you tell us where the bag of money is” and Jeff says “it’s in the trunk in my closet.” That would be a clear violation of miranda rights and neither the confession nor the discovery of money would be admissible. However, if they read his rights first, there’d be no violation, police could let Jeff go, get the money, and rearrest him using the evidence. Or if instead of coercing him they just said, “what’d you do” and he voluntarily answered, miranda rights are not necessary.

If I'm not mistaken - because he had not acknowledged his rights when he told the story, but rather after the fact, the officer would be completely unable to use his statement in court. If Jeff did that on purpose, he's much more intelligent than he already let on.


violates his constitutional rights you cannot question somebody through withdrawals and they're not going to be mentally confident


This dude is just getting free cokes lol


Jeff is very smart, didn’t talk to the police, wanted to talk with his lawyer right away, he knew from the very start that the cops weren’t helping him at all.

It’s funny how everyone in this thread moved on from the actual ex addict in this chat criticizing this guy “Jeff” because everyone decided to act like redditors and try to feel soft for a criminal. The police are no one anyone wants to talk to more than they have to, but what’s with so many people on the internet with these argumentative crushes on random criminals? Makes me feel like none of you have dealt with addicts, thieves, and hardened criminals, a lot of you guys argue for 10+ comments for a charismatic criminal I hope you’re never on jury duty if you’re that quick to let you defenses down on a person because they “seem nice”

Not talking to the police is not smart the smart thing is to collaborate specially is usa becuase they be asking you questions they already know the answer for and they use strategies to let you talk

@We Island yeah we've covered this. Read more of the comments lol.

@We Island yeah we've covered this. Read more of the comments lol.

@MangledWomb85 Being intelligent and doing the "smart" thing aren't really the same thing hey..

@S.C. Gordon what are you even typing, some drugged up ghetto slang?

@S.C. Gordon what are you even typing, some drugged up ghetto slang?

@kingpest13 It takes not just stamina, but support, being centered, and money. If you're on dope because you're already weak-willed, good luck. If you're all over the place, good luck. If you got not a damn soul giving you a hand then good goddamn luck and if you're an addict and about to go to jail you ain't got cash.

It's easy to simplify this as, "Well a lot more people can do it." Yeah pal, and there are plenty of amputees that have gotten limb transplants, and thousands more who never will becauze their physiology won't support it.

It's a choice. If you put your habmnd in fire you won t do it again right.. You learned the first time you got burnt

@S.C. Gordon you do realize drug use and abuse is directly linked with neurochem...

@S.C. Gordon you do realize drug use and abuse is directly linked with neurochem...

@Andrew McAllister When the video's abt neurochem, we'll await ur comments.

@Andrew McAllister When the video's abt neurochem, we'll await ur comments.

@S.C. Gordon I do have some insight, considering I'm a PhD candidate in neurochemistry...

@Andrew McAllister The irony of ur claimed insight abt what intelligent ppl do or do not...is overwhelming.

@kingpest13 Sometimes "keep fighting" means keep banging your head up against a wall. That kind of black and white thinking doesn't always apply. Sometimes you have to take a completely different approach that you might not even KNOW about if you don't have the money and resources to get a good psychotherapist (for example). Life can be way more complicated than the simple black and white thinking that people tend to resort to. What if he's somebody who's gene presentation or gene expression causes a little too much cortisol to be present naturally. Meaning greater susceptibility to stressors. Then, what if he has a alcoholic father who is horribly abusive to the children and the mother too maybe. That combination is a guaranteed formula for PTSD. Which is a form of mental and physical illness. It literally causes brain damage. So now, what was that business about "oh yeah, lots of people have it real rough and go on and make a success out of themselves, blah blah blah, ad nauseam"? People usually don't have a clue how complicated these things can get. Mostly because they don't want to be bothered to think. Or else they're projecting their own self-hate onto the other person, and hating them.

@dereksjourney anyway I've been through this with a few others in these comments which you'd know if you read them. We've established that Jeff isn't actually an idiot or a bad person, just a guy with an addiction who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. So, I'm done with this comment section. But I will probably watch this video again because it was interesting.

Ondřej Javůrek <br>Addicted to heroine, been in and out of the system... position doesn’t force you to break the law.

Ondřej Javůrek
Addicted to heroine, been in and out of the system... position doesn’t force you to break the law.

@Andrew McAllister wasn't Pythagoras faded asf when he wrote his theorem

@Andrew McAllister wasn't Pythagoras faded asf when he wrote his theorem

@Alphanumeric oh haha. Yeah he knows the system for sure, Jeff has been around the block a few times. But yeah I guess it helps when you're also innocent lol.

@MangledWomb85 I was talking about the custody. It was said that it wasn't his first time being in question therefore he'll have better chances dealing with the police. Plus, he didn't do it.

@Andrew McAllister Look we can't really judge if they were addicted or not because the only way to decide this would be taking the drug away and watching the effect on them, but I am ok with assuming you are correct because I dint research into their addiction any more than googling a list of people who according to the websites I found were addicted. However this still doesn't mean addicts can't be intelligent, lets consider these two fictional characters, Sherlock Holmes and Greg House, they are both very tormented, intelligent people who turn to drugs to num their emotional/physical pain, and both get addicted. Although these are fictional characters they draw inspiration from the reality that intelligent people are depressed more often, because of this they also take drugs often to ease their pain, and in my opinion intelligent people can definitely get addicted to drugs just like anyone else. Now when they get addicted they might be better suited to getting rid of this addiction and although I am not sure of that, that's not the discussion we were having here, we were talking about intelligent people not being addicts, so where do we disagree?

@Alphanumeric learn how to deal with what? Having an addict as a family member?

@Alphanumeric learn how to deal with what? Having an addict as a family member?

@MangledWomb85 With all the bad experiences, you learn how to deal with it.

@MangledWomb85 With all the bad experiences, you learn how to deal with it.

@Ondřej Javůrek the founding fathers used drugs, there is no formal evidence for any sort of addiction. Many people take painkillers and aren't addicted to them. Ben Franklin does not apply to the argument.

Literally the first source about paul erdos says he wasn't addicted to drugs.... He took them. You seem to me mixing up the ideas of addiction and drug use. Not all people who take drugs are drug addicts... I imagine most of the others follow suit.

@Mister Ee No, ad hominem is about attacking the arguer not the argument. I literally didn't do that a single time.... Learn what you're talking about before you speak...

@Mister Ee not one thing I said can be classified as ad hominem....

@Mister Ee not one thing I said can be classified as ad hominem....

@Andrew McAllister Ok so, I disagree with artists not being intelligent, especially with writers, but lets ignore that. Most psychologists might disagree with Freud on many things but he essentially created their field, and saying he wasnt intelligent is just nonsense. Edison was in my opinion intelligent but ok we disagree. How about Benjamin Franklin - opiate and alcohol mixture

Paul Erdös (mathematician) — Amphetamines

Samuel Colt – Nitrous

Bill Gates - ketamine

???

@Ondřej Javůrek I would say no. Freud is largely considered to be an idiot by modern psychologists, edison was rich person who bought inventions from others and claimed them as his own and the rest are artists.

@Andrew McAllister So none of these is an intelligent person?!
Charles Dickens - opium
Ernest Hemingway - alcohol
Thomas Edison - cocaine
Vincent van Gogh - alcohol
Sigmund Freud - morphine
Stephen King - cocaine, Xanax, Valium

@Ondřej Javůrek this is purely false. Intelligent people are not addicted to narcotics. Intelligent people fight out of their shit starts rather than complacently accepting it...

kingpest13 Heroin addiction will always be there though, always inches from relapse. And that addiction can lead you to throw away everything.
A family member of mine had it forced on him at a party. He was a filmmaker, and a damn good one, but his life went from his love of filmmaking to his horrid addiction.
He’s getting clean, but is trying to fix his life, and getting clean from heroin, can kill you without medical help. Luckily he has continued to keep clean but he has told me that he is still wants it, but he is pushing for his life,

Absolutely, I'm at 7:50, love this guy so far. As he said, he knows how the system works...

@Vic Jang yeah I know man. If you read the comments you'll see I took back what I said and admitted I judged the guy too quickly. That'll teach me lol.

@MangledWomb85 You're alright CharlesLeeRay. <br>And although I never quite reached the greatest of Jeff, I was that guy, causing trouble and creating calamity for innocent people around me, and doing stupid things. Although things are better now and all that is in the past, and I do have a level of understanding that many of these people aren't inherently bad people, I still struggle with patience in regards to dealing with them. It's very frustrating, to say the least.

@MangledWomb85 You're alright CharlesLeeRay.
And although I never quite reached the greatest of Jeff, I was that guy, causing trouble and creating calamity for innocent people around me, and doing stupid things. Although things are better now and all that is in the past, and I do have a level of understanding that many of these people aren't inherently bad people, I still struggle with patience in regards to dealing with them. It's very frustrating, to say the least.

kingpest13 getting off dope has almost nothing to do with how smart you are. When getting off drugs your going against the most primitive part of your brain

@Thors indeed. It's his experience with "the system". You can be smart and make dumb choices too and vice versa

i would put that on a lot of experience with dealing with the police over the years of being a drug addict, knowing how they operate.

FrothyCoffee10 I can’t agree with you.<br>He’s suffering from addiction and his life was apparently, but that says nothing about his intelligence.

FrothyCoffee10 I can’t agree with you.
He’s suffering from addiction and his life was apparently, but that says nothing about his intelligence.

@MangledWomb85 Nah it's not about being dumb it's about being a homeless druf addict and being at the wrong place at the wrong moment

@Blueberry Jelly yeah you know what, you're right. Having watched the full interview I actually liked this guy a lot and I can see he's smart too. We can all take the wrong path in life no matter how good we've got it. I take back my original comment, I judged too quickly. Maybe I just get pissy about the whole addict thing due to having problems with those types of people in my life and they're hard work and have caused a lot of pain but I don't hate them by any means. Just people who lost their way in life I guess. But dealing with them isn't fun that's all.

@kingpest13 seems like you dont understand what addiction is.

@kingpest13 seems like you dont understand what addiction is.

@kingpest13 Sure, I'm not saying addicts can't get clean, I am just saying being an addict doesn't mean you are dumb and although most people think, in his situation they would do better, they probably wouldn't.

I'm not giving a sub because of your dog

I'm not giving a sub because of your dog

@MangledWomb85 Dude many really smart people had fucking horrible lives purely because of bad luck. It doesn't matter how smart you are if you just get dealt shit cards, this might actually be the best anyone could do with what this guy was dealt. Point is we don't know the circumstances, he could have done all the right choices and still end up there.

If he was that smart he wouldn't be there in the first place.

If he was that smart he wouldn't be there in the first place.


These cops man...didn't he asked for a lawyer?


They bought him a 6 pack of coke and got nothing


Ever since I was a sweet little girl from a great family with decent money, I always idolized the bad guys and wanted to be one every time I watched a movie.


"I just came here to get a coke"
"How about that butterfinger you promised me?"
Junkie, robber, whatever, this guy doesnt give a shit, he just wants his damn snacks

Have him drink a red bull, it’ll give him wiiings…

@Lee 14 read back, he said he does drugs on a daily basis, uncaring if some kid might read and take example. When I pointed that out he said "oh but I'm quitting obviously" and it's not obvious. Jumkies hurt their own families, I'd shut up and clean myself if I were him. I know my parents would roll in their graves if they discovered I do drugs (he said I live in my mom's house not even knowing if she's even still alive or how old I am, just supposing in his self importance).

Libertatem, aequalitas, coniunctorum Fraternitati

He's like the supreme tallest from Invader Zim "Save the snacks!"

@3Clod I'm not sure who's bragging. I'm stating facts. I am a recovering addict and while detoxing addicts crave sugar. Where's the bragging coming in, I'm lost lil buddy. I guess the true comment is that what I said is nothing to troll about. But I'm sure you're living in your mom's basement with no gd, all alone and bored so you troll for attention. I get it. Well, I just gave you two minutes worth attention so don't worry, friend... Someone sees you. You're relevant. Anyways, have a good day and try not to go blind down there in your mom's basement

@Daniel Soto nothing to brag about but ok

It’s a common side effect when having withdraws

coke also really helps dope sick like nausea, addicts also rarely eat well and he looked skinny af, no wonder he wanted sugar

An AA/NA Meeting with no coffee and sugar is a meeting with no one.

Addiction, it’s the craziest thing. One that can’t really be understood completely with second hand knowledge

Legend has it he still does methadone in jail while eating butterfingers and drinking coke.

I'm a heroin addict. Been getting my shit together for a long time, but Everytime I quit I crave sugar. Especially in jail locked up

Junkies crave sugar, so it's no surprise


What is happening to him happens to hundreds of innocent people thrown into the legal system. Legal system is fukked..


"How about that butterfinger you promised"<br>Pls 😭😭😭😭

"How about that butterfinger you promised"
Pls 😭😭😭😭


This has to be the most thought provoking coke commercial I've ever watched

I got up and grabbed a soda and I barely ever drink soda 😂😂😂

This is the best thing I will see on the internet this week

Effff u take my thumbs up for the stupidly funny comic

@B E G O N E X T H O T X you're blowing my mind rn

<b>his profile picture is a close up of Squidward’s nose</b>

*his profile picture is a close up of Squidward’s nose*

wham bam thank you for the coke put me back in the cell

Coke may trigger the same physiological response on a much smaller scale as heroin and gives him some relief from the addiction

Pepsi keeps you out of jail, coke gets you through jail

I read this before watching and thought you were talking about cocaine. Lol

Ok seeious question.  Do you mean ...as in ...[yes you do]  coca-cola ?  Or  coca-caine?

Cecelia Mazzetti <br>Except that later on he agreed to speak in exchange for a Coke©.

Cecelia Mazzetti
Except that later on he agreed to speak in exchange for a Coke©.

Lol that coke made me kinda thirsty haha ngl. I just had a bunch of fries and that looks pretty tasty right now

They should have stopped questioning him immediately after he said “I want a lawyer.” Anything he said after that point with coercion from police is inadmissible in a court of law.

This is great. I will have some cake right now.

1000th like. :') This is the single biggest achievement of my life, now I'll go and search how to conclude my life since my purpose here is fulfilled.

Cheers

@Nyxa because he stole the comment from top comment

I didn't even watch the video yet but I love your comment 😂😂😂


He's just using his right to be silent. Oh by the way nothing is legal to do with anyone who needs their chemical balance. Not supplying his needs is human rights violation.