Keeper is a secret character added in The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth.

Keeper is unlocked by donating 1000 coins to the Greed Donation Machine.png Greed Donation Machine. Keeper starts with 1 Bomb Bomb and a triple shot similar to The Inner Eye The Inner Eye.

Keeper starts with Wooden Nickel Wooden Nickel after defeating Isaac Isaac with Keeper.
Keeper will start with Store Key Store Key after defeating Satan Satan with Keeper.
Keeper will start with 1 coin pickup after defeating Hush Hush with Keeper.
Added in Repentance Keeper will start with three Coin Hearts instead of two after defeating Hush Hush with Keeper.
Added in Repentance Instead of using coin heart containers to trade for Devil Deal items, they must be bought using coins. One-heart and two-heart deals cost 15 and 30 cents, respectively.
Devil deals created by Satanic Bible Satanic Bible are also paid in coins.
Unlike other characters, Keeper uses coins as health. He starts with two Coin Hearts, loses one every time he is damaged, and heals for one coin every time he obtains a coin. All types of hearts are transformed into blue flies. If Keeper loses Coin Heart containers (Devil deal Removed in Repentance, Health Down,..), an HP Up will increase his health back up.

Notes
Removed in Repentance Keeper cannot have more than 2 Coin Hearts.
Added in Repentance Keeper cannot have more than 3 Coin Hearts. This cap applies even before Hush is defeated.
The only three exceptions to this are Added in Afterbirth †Greed's Gullet Greed's Gullet, which allows him to have up to 6 Coin Hearts, and Added in RepentanceBirthright Birthright and Added in RepentanceMother's Kiss Mother's Kiss, which allow him to have a 4th Coin Heart.
Added in Repentance Greed's Gullet in combination with Deep Pockets Deep Pockets can allow Keeper to reach 12 coin hearts at 600 coins.
It is possible to reach 15 coin hearts at 900 coins. Any coin heart container past the max of 12 will appear as an additional row beneath the standard two rows of coin hearts, similar to Magdalene Magdalene's Added in RepentanceBirthright Birthright.
Theoretically, Keeper could gain limitless coin hearts by generating and smelting Mother's Kiss, as each copy would grant a heart container, eventually bypassing the 12 heart container cap.
If the effect of Added in RepentanceMother's Kiss Mother's Kiss is doubled via Mom's Box Mom's Box or a Added in RepentanceGolden Trinket Golden Trinket, keeper will also receive an extra coin.
Keeper always takes one full Coin Heart of damage, which means he cannot have half Coin Hearts.
Because Keeper can usually not have less than one full heart, items such as Whore of Babylon Whore of Babylon and Empty Vessel Empty Vessel cannot be activated.
The effects of Removed in Afterbirth † Guppy's Collar Guppy's Collar and Added in Afterbirth † / Removed in RepentanceClicker Clicker can allow Keeper to have half Coin Hearts.
Added in Afterbirth † Guppy's Collar Guppy's Collar now gives Keeper one full Coin Heart upon respawning.
Added in RepentanceClicker Clicker will now fill one Coin Heart if Keeper would otherwise have no health.
The amount of blue flies created from each heart depends on the type of heart.
Half Red Heart Half Red Hearts are transformed into 1 blue fly.
Full Red Heart Red Hearts, Added in Afterbirth † Blended Heart Blended Hearts, Added in Afterbirth † Half Soul Heart Half Soul Hearts, and Added in Repentance Rotten Heart Rotten Hearts are transformed into 2 blue flies.
Full Soul Heart Soul Hearts are transformed into 3 blue flies.
Black Heart Black Hearts, Double Heart Double Hearts, and Added in Afterbirth † Bone Heart Bone Hearts are transformed into 4 blue flies.

Added in RepentanceAlabaster Box Alabaster Box can only be charged with items that directly give Soul Hearts to the player, as Soul Hearts spawned on the ground will be converted into blue flies.
Removed in Repentance Devil Deals requiring 2 Red Hearts cannot be taken unless Keeper has a resurrection item, Added in Afterbirth †Coupon Coupon, Credit Card Credit Card, Diplopia Diplopia, Strength, a Health Up Pill, or Judas' Tongue Judas' Tongue.
Added in RepentanceJudas' Tongue Judas' Tongue is completely useless with Keeper. It won't decrease 30 Cent devil deals to 15 Cents, and does not have any other effect.
It is not recommended to take Bum Friend Bum Friend or Bumbo Bumbo, as they will pick up coins off the ground that could have been used as health.
Removed in Repentance Taking Abaddon Abaddon will instantly kill Keeper, since it takes away all red health and Keeper cannot make use of the Black Hearts given. Amusingly, it will spawn a lot of flies in the process.
Added in Repentance Taking Abaddon Abaddon will not kill Keeper as in previous versions, but it will reduce his health to one Coin Heart.
Empty Vessel Empty Vessel does not work with Keeper, as health coins count as red heart containers.
Guppy's Paw Guppy's Paw will remove a health coin and spawn 9 blue flies. Removing all health coins with Guppy's Paw will not kill the Keeper immediately, but he will die upon picking up an item.
Maggy's Bow Maggy's Bow, The Jar The Jar, Dark Bum Dark Bum and Immaculate Conception Immaculate Conception will not provide Keeper any benefit, as all heart pickups turn into flies.
Maggy's Faith Maggy's Faith does nothing for Keeper and will not grant 5 blue flies when traveling to the next floor, like it would if an Eternal Heart spawned.
Monstro's Lung Monstro's Lung will take a dangerously long time to charge, giving it terrible usability.
The Polaroid The Polaroid, The Negative The Negative (Added in Repentance though the damage up still applies), or Whore of Babylon Whore of Babylon cannot be triggered by the Keeper since he can't have half a heart of health. Removed in Repentance An exception is after being revived by Guppy's Collar Guppy's Collar, which is presumably a bug.
Added in RepentanceHeartbreak Heartbreak will add 1 broken heart upon pickup.
Added in RepentanceIII - The Empress? III - The Empress? will temporarily boost the Keeper's HP to 3 hearts, but then remove all hearts and bring him down to 1 Heart even if he grabs an HP up during its active time.
Added in RepentanceApple of Sodom Apple of Sodom, Added in RepentanceCandy Heart Candy Heart, and Added in RepentanceSoul Locket Soul Locket are useless, as all heart pickups are replaced with flies.
The Wafer The Wafer and Cancer Cancer have no effect, as Coin Hearts cannot be Half Red Hearts.
Unlockable Achievements
Sticky Nickels
Sticky Nickels - Complete the Boss Rush Boss Rush as Keeper Keeper.
Super Greed Baby
Super Greed Baby - Defeat Mom's Heart on Hard mode as Keeper Keeper.
Keeper holds Store Key
Keeper holds Store Key - Defeat Satan as Keeper Keeper.
Keeper holds Wooden Nickel
Keeper holds Wooden Nickel - Defeat Isaac as Keeper Keeper.
Karma
Karma - Defeat The Lamb as Keeper Keeper.
Deep Pockets
Deep Pockets - Defeat ??? as Keeper Keeper.
Rib of Greed
Rib of Greed - Defeat Ultra Greed as Keeper Keeper.
Eye of Greed
Added in Afterbirth † Eye of Greed - Defeat Ultra Greedier as Keeper Keeper.
Keeper now holds... A Penny!
Keeper now holds... A Penny! - Defeat Hush as Keeper Keeper.
Noose Baby
Noose Baby - Defeat Mega Satan as Keeper Keeper.
Crooked Penny
Added in Afterbirth † Crooked Penny - Defeat Delirium as Keeper Keeper.
Keeper's Sack
Added in Repentance Keeper's Sack - Defeat Mother as Keeper Keeper.
Keeper's Box
Added in Repentance Keeper's Box - Defeat The Beast as Keeper Keeper.
The Miser
Added in Repentance The Miser - Use Red Key Red Key (etc.) to open the hidden closet in Home Home as Keeper Keeper.
Sale Baby
Sale Baby - Earn all Hard mode Completion Marks as Keeper Keeper.

Trivia
Keeper was publicly revealed to players through an alternate reality game created by the developers; however, files alluding to Keeper's existence already were found after the initial release of Afterbirth. With the conclusion of the ARG, a patch was released to fully add Keeper to the game as a playable character.
In the game's files, there is a character called "Old Man Keeper", which was most likely meant to be the 2nd Afterbirth character instead of Keeper. However, he was replaced with this Keeper. This sprite is used for April Fool's Day since 2016, as Keeper's sprite is changed to this sprite for the day.
Keeper having two coins instead of hearts for health is possibly a reference to Charon's Obol, a tradition in northern Mediterranean cultures, particularly Greek and Roman cultures, where one would place a pair of coins on the deceased's eyes to pay Charon, the ferryman of the river Styx, for the trip across, but also to pay for a return trip from the world of the dead if one was expected. This is further supported by the fact The Lost The Lost, whose starting coin is also suspected to be a reference to Charon's Obol, only has one coin and is depicted as a spirit, while Keeper has two and is depicted as a corpse, supposing he paid to bring his body back across the river Styx.
Keeper's starting health is listed as "2" on the character selection screen, despite having no red hearts. This is unique among such characters, whose health is usually listed as "-1" or "?".
The Keeper was created for the sake of being "another challenge character" for this game (the other character is The Lost The Lost).
As a secret character, Keeper does not appear on the character select screen until unlocked.
He shares this trait with ??? ???, The Lost The Lost, and Added in Afterbirth † The Forgotten The Forgotten.

When combined with Soy Milk Soy Milk, it practically guarantees a steady stream of coin drops. This makes the Keeper effectively immortal as long as he keeps collecting those coins.
Holy Mantle Holy Mantle allows Keeper to enter and leave Curse Rooms with less risk.
The Inner Eye The Inner Eye/Mutant Spider Mutant Spider cause Keeper's fire rate to drop considerably, but he shoots 6/7 tears in an arc, allowing for greater damage output.
Added in RepentanceMutant Spider Mutant Spider will shoot 5 tears with reduced fire rate.
Added in RepentanceThe Inner Eye The Inner Eye now shoots 4 tears with a reduced fire rate.
Lucky Rock Lucky Rock can allow Keeper to get coins from rocks as long as he has bombs.
Missing Page 2 Missing Page 2 will activate every time Keeper takes damage, making it an effective replacement to The Negative The Negative's The Necronomicon The Necronomicon effect.
Added in Afterbirth †Moving Box Moving Box can be used to drop multiple coins in a potentially harder room or boss fight.
Piggy Bank Piggy Bank works differently with Keeper and doesn't drop coins every time he takes damage. Still, it allows him to sometimes recover from a hit for free. Added in Repentance The same is true for Swallowed Penny Swallowed Penny.
Placenta Placenta regeneration effect affects the health coins just like regular red hearts and will allow the Keeper to regenerate 1 health coin every minute. As Keeper does not benefit from items that trigger at half a red heart, this item has no downsides.
Portable Slot Portable Slot can be used to generate coins to heal Keeper during extended fights and in some cases might be better than Wooden Nickel Wooden Nickel when money is not a concern.
Pyromaniac Pyromaniac is great with Keeper too, because now you can also heal yourself with all explosions. Combine this with a good bomb item like Kamikaze! Kamikaze!, Dr. Fetus Dr. Fetus, Epic Fetus Epic Fetus, Ipecac Ipecac and you'll be almost immortal.
Items that restore red hearts directly such as Leech Leech and Yum Heart Yum Heart will heal Keeper.
Removed in Repentance Swallowed Penny Swallowed Penny is very powerful as Keeper will always be able to heal himself after taking a hit. This can also grant unlimited money since this will sometimes drop a nickel or a dime. However, invincibility after taking damage does not last long enough to pick up the money without risk of death.
Added in Afterbirth † The coin dropped on hit can be picked up before Keeper's invincibility frames end, making Swallowed Penny even better for him.
If Keeper takes damage from entering a Curse Room Curse Room, the coin will be dropped on the outside and can't be used to heal before leaving.
However, if one quickly enters, exits to collect the coin, and re-enters the room before the invulnerability period ends, the Swallowed Penny allows the Curse Room to be traversed with no net loss in life. Just be wary that there may be enemies in the curse room that would lock the door and prevent the player from leaving and collecting the coin outside the curse room.
Obtaining Swallowed Penny means you can play the Blood Donation Machine.png Blood Donation Machine, Devil Beggar.png Devil Beggar and Sacrifice Room Sacrifice Room practically for free until they pay out since each time you donate a coin to them, you get a coin back.
Added in RepentanceYou are no longer guaranteed to get a coin back.
Tech X Tech X synergizes well with Keeper's triple shot.
Tractor Beam Tractor Beam will make all 3 of Keeper's tears travel along the beam, hitting a single target all at the same time and effectively increasing damage output.
Bad Items
Health Ups are useless when Keeper has maximum health (Removed in Repentance2/Added in Repentance3 health coins). They still heal him if he has unfilled health coins.
Added in RepentanceThis does not apply if Keeper has yet to defeat Hush, as they can grant him a 3rd coin heart until that point.

It's usually a good idea to use the Wooden Nickel right after entering a room, so that the coin dropped will also work as emergency healing.
The Battery The Battery, Added in Afterbirth †Jumper Cables Jumper Cables, 9 Volt 9 Volt, Charged Baby Charged Baby, and Car Battery Car Battery help to further increase the amount of coins produced. Having Habit Habit will recharge the Wooden Nickel whenever Keeper is hit, allowing him to potentially sustain himself endlessly, as long as the Wooden Nickel pays out. Having Habit Habit and Car Battery Car Battery increases chances for infinite coins.
Sacrifice rooms can be used much more with the Wooden Nickel, as the coins gained from it can be spent on them.
9 Volt 9 Volt can be used to farm charges infinitely in the room before the boss room or a trap room, as the doors will not automatically open after the normal amount of time. It is easiest if there are any immobile or passive enemies.
Shops
After beating Sheol Sheol with Keeper, he will start with Store Key Store Key, giving Keeper free access to Shops.

The following shop items are particularly useful for Keeper:

Hive Mind Hive Mind: Enhances the many blue flies Keeper will naturally produce.
BFFS! BFFS!: Any orbital familiars are important to protect the Keeper's low health, so increasing their size is always good.
Piggy Bank Piggy Bank: Drops 0-1 coins with Keeper instead of 1-2, but still provides increased survivability.
Added in Repentance In Co-Op, a player not using Keeper can take the Piggy Bank instead for its full benefit and thus supply Keeper with coins when necessary.
Mom's Box Mom's Box: Can drop Swallowed Penny Swallowed Penny, and makes Swallowed Penny drop two coins instead of one, resulting in infinite money.
Added in Repentance While this no longer results in infinite money, having a Swallowed Penny that's twice as effective will drastically increase survivability.
Any Battery type items; see Keeper#Wooden Nickel
Removed in Repentance Sharp Plug Sharp Plug takes only one HP on use.
Item Interactions
Added in RepentanceBirthright Birthright: Raises Keeper's HP cap by 1.
Good Items
Because of Keeper's slow rate of fire, any Tears Up items are a boon to him. His tears stat can be raised higher than the normal Inner Eye cap with enough Tears Up. This is because his low Tears stat is separate from his triple shot effect, allowing him to hit the standard Tears levels while having triple shots.
Flight is useful in general, and it also lets Keeper enter Curse Rooms with less risk.
Added in RepentanceBefore Hush is defeated, any health increasing items will grant him a 3rd coin heart, greatly increasing his survivability. Once Hush is defeated this no longer applies, as he will start with a 3rd coin heart from the beginning of the run from then on, although these items can still heal Keeper if he is missing health.
Since every heart is changed into flies, items that give extra Heart drops like Gimpy Gimpy, The Virus The Virus, Old Bandage Old Bandage, Fanny Pack Fanny Pack, Bloody Penny Bloody Penny, Serpent's Kiss Serpent's Kiss, Little C.H.A.D. Little C.H.A.D., or The Relic The Relic become great sources to generate flies. Having Hive Mind Hive Mind also helps Keeper deal extra damage to enemies.
Removed in Repentance 1up! 1up!/Dead Cat Dead Cat will allow Keeper to trade all of his health coins in Devil deals, reviving him with 1 health coin for Dead Cat and 0 health coins and 1/2 soul heart for 1up. Keeper can later regain lost health coins with health up items.
20/20 20/20 causes Keeper to shoot 5 tears in an arc, without decreasing his fire rate.
Added in Repentance 20/20 20/20 grants a similar effect to Odd Mushroom Odd Mushroom, giving Keeper a massive Tears Up in exchange for a Damage Down.
Blind Rage Blind Rage has good synergy with money-dropping items. Since coins need to complete its animation before you can collect it, the extra invincibility frames give you a bigger window of opportunity to pick them up.
Cursed Eye Cursed Eye allows him to fire 12 tears without an increase in tear delay.
Added in Afterbirth †Dim Bulb Dim Bulb is very useful if you keep the Wooden Nickel, as using it at the start of any room or beforehand will grant a hefty boost to most stats.
Diplopia Diplopia/Credit Card Credit Card can be used to take Devil Deal items without spending any hearts/ Added in Repentancecoins.
Glass Cannon Glass Cannon works good in early game for killing bosses and large groups of fast enemies, especially when holding Added in Afterbirth †Dark Prince's Crown Dark Prince's Crown or Dead Cat Dead Cat. It's also useful for speeding up the run when the player's goal is Boss Rush or Blue Womb.
Added in Afterbirth †Greed's Gullet Greed's Gullet allows Keeper's health to extend past 2 coins, which is normally impossible. DO NOT pick up Dead Cat if you have all available health points using Greed's Gullet. This will instantly kill you, and when you are brought back by the Dead Cat, you will have only 1 hit point which you can no longer increase.
Head of the Keeper Head of the Keeper is very useful since enemies will drop coins when hit, which will help Keeper stay alive.

Urns can also appear in an Angel Room Angel Room, an Arcade Arcade, and the Cathedral Cathedral.
In Greed Mode, as coins spawn during waves, Keeper can easily heal himself during each wave by leaving some coins on the ground, even if this will decrease the amount of coins he will be able to collect and spend in the Shop. Ultra Greed Ultra Greed attacks make the player lose coins when damaged, which means that Keeper can heal himself as long as he possesses coins.
Removed in Repentance It is possible to take a 2 Red Heart Devil Deal by using Judas' Tongue Judas' Tongue, a Health Up Pill, or XI - Strength XI - Strength right after paying for the item. This would leave Keeper at 1 health coin (empty if it was recovered using the pill, but he will not be killed), which is quite risky as he would be one hit away from death. However, if the boss item is a normally-useless HP up (Stem Cells Stem Cells, A Snack A Snack, etc.), it can make even a 2-heart Devil Deal effectively free if you possess a Strength Card and take the boss item after leaving the Devil Room.
As Keeper starts with triple shot, his tear rate is quite low, and this can be troublesome against fast enemies or large groups. Finding Tears Up items/Pills on the early floors will be useful to clear rooms. Items/trinkets increasing the tears' hitbox are also useful as enemies can be hit by two or three tears more easily.
Curse Room Curse Rooms are very risky to enter as Keeper. Entering it through the door will leave you at one Health, which means if you don't find any coins there, it will end your run. Even with the Wooden Nickel Wooden Nickel unlocked, it's not guaranteed that you will leave the Curse Room alive.
Added in Repentance After defeating Hush, entering a cursed room and leaving through the door will leave you at one Health, which means if you get hit by an enemy inside the room, it will end your run. The Wooden Nickel Wooden Nickel does make it somewhat less risky, however.
Pills should be used outside of the Curse Room because using an "Addicted!" pill will kill you when you try to leave the room.
However, it is possible to enter the Curse Room and remain at full health. This is achieved with a coin in the room right next to the Curse Room's door, most easily achieved with Wooden Nickel. The player can then walk into the Curse Room doorframe to take damage, quickly pick up the coin and heal, then walk through the door into the Curse Room while their invincibility frames is still active.
Pills can be risky to use as the Keeper since many have adverse effects, with many of them able to quickly ruin a run should they happen. Picking up PHD PHD is recommended before trying any pills.
Removed in Repentance The Hematemesis pill will reduce your health, but in exchange, spawn many flies.
Added in Repentance The Hematemesis pill will spawn many coins on the floor, making it very useful for quick health regeneration.
Added in Repentance Health Down pills are excluded from the pool while playing as Keeper.
Removed in RepentanceHold onto any Joker Joker cards: you will probably be given an item that increases health at some point in your run; before taking it, use your Joker to see if any one-heart devil deals are available.
Removed in RepentanceKeeper's health coins count as Red Hearts for a devil/angel door appearing at all, making Joker Cards, Goat Head Goat Head, or Added in Afterbirth †Eucharist Eucharist invaluable in getting into devil/angel rooms.
Co-op babies can be used to exploit a Blood Donation Machine.png Blood Donation Machine and a Devil Beggar.png Devil Beggar because babies still spawn with a whole heart while Keeper always has a full coin; thus, the baby's health can be replenished by spawning/respawning.
Doesn't work in Chapter 4 and beyond unless Keeper has The Wafer The Wafer.
In fights against Hush Hush and Mega Satan Mega Satan, bring X - Wheel of Fortune X - Wheel of Fortune: they will not attack you until you get closer to the center of the room, allowing you to spawn lots of coins from the Slot Machine.png Slot Machine for healing in the middle of battle.
The Keeper can utilize the Sacrifice Room Sacrifice Room much more reliably and efficiently than other characters. To do this, instead of picking up extra dropped coins, leave them all on the floor. When you find a sacrifice room, you can repeatedly step on the spikes for a reward, then go pick up a penny left on the floor. Repeat this process until you are satisfied with your rewards. This process is easier in Repentance, as the player can start with 3 coin hearts rather then 2.
Once unlocked, Rib of Greed Rib of Greed is particularly useful for Keeper, since it increases the chances of coins dropping after a room clear in place of hearts. This allows for more opportunities to heal.
Wooden Nickel
After beating Cathedral with Keeper, he will start with Wooden Nickel Wooden Nickel, giving Keeper a source of potential free coin.

Eternal Heart Eternal Hearts are transformed into 5 blue flies.
Gold Heart Gold Hearts are transformed into 6 blue flies.
Every time Keeper uses a coin to heal himself, that coin is consumed and isn't added to his current coin amount.
Double Pennies, Nickels, Dimes, and A Quarter A Quarter will give 1, 4, 9, and 24 coins respectively if used to heal.
Using a Lucky Penny to refill health will not give a coin, but will still give +1 Luck.
2 of Diamonds 2 of Diamonds can refill Keeper's health at the cost of 1 coin.
Counterfeit Penny Counterfeit Penny allows the chance for Keeper to gain the full value of a coin while healing.
Coin Hearts are generally treated as Red Hearts, such as in Removed in RepentanceDevil Room Devil Room/Angel Room Angel Room chance,Removed in Repentance Devil deals, Challenge Room Challenge Rooms, Boss Challenge Room Boss Challenge Rooms, and items such as Added in Afterbirth †Dark Prince's Crown Dark Prince's Crown.
Removed in Repentance Taking a Devil deal costing 2 Red Hearts will kill Keeper.
Added in Repentance Getting hit will not lower the chance for a Devil/Angel room to appear.
Removed in Repentance If Keeper doesn't have maximum Coin Heart containers, using XI - Strength XI - Strength will give Keeper an additional Coin Heart that does not disappear upon leaving the room.
IV Bag IV Bag only gives Keeper 0-1 coins per use (instead of 1-3).
Added in Repentance Blood Donation Machine.png Blood Donation Machine aren't guaranteed to pay Keeper out with a coin.
Piggy Bank Piggy Bank only allows Keeper to drop 0-1 pennies when taking damage (instead of 1-2).
Added in RepentanceHaving a partner in True Co-Op mode can get around this, as the Co-Op partner will drop pennies normally (as long as they are not Keeper themselves), giving Keeper a reliable source of health.
Added in Repentance Swallowed Penny Swallowed Penny only allows Keeper to drop 0-1 pennies when taking damage (instead of 1).
Despite having an innate triple shot, Keeper does not start with The Inner Eye The Inner Eye. Because of this, the item can still spawn.
Removed in RepentanceThe Inner Eye grants six shots with a reduced fire rate.
Added in Repentance The Inner Eye grants four shots with a reduced fire rate.
Added in Repentance Health Down pills cannot spawn while playing as Keeper.
Added in Repentance In Co-op mode, when Keeper dies, his ghost baby will maintain his innate triple shot.
Added in Repentance In Co-op mode, Keeper will not convert hearts into flies unless he's granted them directly by an item.
Added in Repentance In Co-op mode, Devil Deals will use coins for all players if Keeper is being played.
Strategy
Due to his Removed in Repentance2/Added in Repentance3 Coin Heart limit, Keeper can easily die due to fast shooting enemies, and Removed in RepentanceDevil Deals costing 2 Red Hearts will kill him. As all hearts turn into flies, Soul/Black Hearts cannot be found to protect the Keeper's health.
It is strongly recommended to defeat Isaac Isaac as soon as possible so that Keeper has the Wooden Nickel Wooden Nickel, which will vastly improve his survivability.
Removed in Afterbirth † Keeper can take a 2 heart Devil Deal by spawning in a co-op baby, taking the devil deal, then quickly getting rid of the co-op baby, which will leave Keeper with one Coin Heart.
Leaving a few coins on the ground when clearing a floor makes Keeper able to heal himself in the case where he would take a hit from an enemy.
Try to bomb as many urns as possible during Chapter 1; Swallowed Penny Swallowed Penny can drop from urns, which is amazing as Keeper (see Good Items).


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And the sun shall break through the darkness, the new dawn arriving with the rebirth of the day
Rejoice all ye who dwelleth in the shadow, who are broken and beaten. The winter soon comes to an end.
Spring shall rise, bringing light and life to the world.
Radiant light, radiant life, and thy soul shall find warmth in his arms.

All creatures bask in his glory.
The rays of his countenance bathe the world, bringing an end to the night, ushering in the day.
Kneel before him and wonder at his benevolence, feel the warmth of his radiant presence.
If thou art broken, he shall make thee whole.
If thou art in darkness, he shall bring thee to the light.
If thou art sinful, thou shalt be reborn.
If thou art cold, his warmth shall bolster thee.

How canst I, so lowly and worn, speak words of proper adulation?
Thine eyes, whose gaze sees the sin in me yet still shows love.
Thine hands, whose grip pulls me out of darkness.
Thine ears, listening to my every prayer.
Thine heart, bright as the dawn, giving me warmth when I am raw.
Eothas, light of spring, sun of the world, thou givest me life and purpose.

If thine heart be black, if thine intention be impure, thy life is forfeit.
For he hath seen, he can see, he will see. Nothing is hidden from his glory.
His light touches every corner of the world. Nothing is hidden from his sight.
If thou doest thy work in the dark, if thou wouldst keep thine actions hidden, thou shalt be burned in the sun of the new dawn.
Day comes soon, prepare for the dawn. Nothing is hidden from his reach.

@Dr Pickle Eothasian prayer from pillars of eternity


These ol' times...
when you put youtube.com/666 and its gets satanic.


Come out ye black an tans come and fight me like a man


today i will remove a letter on "watch" surely nothing will go wrong


Heavy Metal basically started around the late 60s when Heavy Acid Rock bands started cranking up their amps and stripped away psychedelic flourishes to make their music meaner and more physically punishing. While initially grouped in with bands like Cream and Led Zepplin, it was clear that bands like Blue Cheer, Vanilla Fudge, and Leafhound constituted a new movement in Rock and Roll.


@Dman [Formerly  Sneed] in the other video, the girl was looking down at where she was in the video and the creator of username 666 pushed her into there, causing it to create the 2CND video on this Users Channel.

man i m here bc i saw @jacksucksatlife video and this is just utter non sense

@666 can you delete this video I want to see what happens also I'm your big fan:D

@666 I have a question mr demon. How did you pull this off?

i tried finding it on the way back machine

@Jack me too but i typed wath instead of watch

@666 hey man can you fix this loop, it is kind of trash

@Roblox user fan 4 lol™ yeah, he ###################################### (goddammit roblox let me say whats happening in the vid)

ever since 2009/06/09 the archive/wayback youtube subdomain, page, channel & user URL 666 "never existed"
un till 2022/05/23 when it showed up as created or renamed after 2018/11/21 as Nixz 9, Grega223, & 666 &
AFTER this stupid video?!!

@666 n
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@666 wait WHAT im so confused demons can comments???????

@666 are you the actual username 666? Because I know what you did with that girl in the “dddddddddddddddddddddddddd” video.

Thats what I was trying to find and ended up getting traumatized by THIS😭

ah yes what a great man now is this guy hes kinda cool ngl

@Drei Obsitue you just wrote "www.youtube.com/watc".

@666 what is this video i went to a youtube video and switched the letters "c" and "h" in the word watch and it sent me here? Creepy


la profesora en el zoom me mando este vieo por alguna razon XD OASDLAHSDJHKAJSHDKJHAKSD

Santiago Emanuel Delgado Clash royale y mas


Who else came here from Markiplier's Stream?


Pov: you deleted h in link and click enter


проиграл с подливой, спасибо.

проиграл с подливой, спасибо.

это ты оп треда про этот видос?

это ты оп треда про этот видос?


Who just did this because of markiplier!!!


this is really messed up, it's either a hacker or youtube does it on purpose when you remove the H. or just automatic h moment, still... weird

@pizzaboxer why u alt liking ur own comment weirdo😂


wtf is going on, here thanks to Mark. But has anyone joined that discord cause I'm to scared too.

its just a bunch of edgelords and memes lmfao
i really thought itd be a cool ARG thing but no
lame

generic spoopy 666 and scary red ghost icon aside its not really worth going into tbh


We kiss the stars

We writhe, we are

Your name, desire

Your flesh, we are

Cold we're so cold, we are so

Cold we're so cold

Cold we're so cold, we are so

Cold we're so cold

Your mouth, these words

Silence, it turns

Humming, we laugh

My head, falls back

Cold we're so cold, we are so

Cold we're so cold

Cold we're so cold, we are so

Cold we're so cold

Cold we're so cold, we are so

Cold we're so cold

Cold we're so cold, we are so

Cold we're so cold


ㅁㅊ 갑자기 유트브 켰는데 이 영상 뜨길래 개놀람

ㅁㅊ 갑자기 유트브 켰는데 이 영상 뜨길래 개놀람


Fun fact: I saw this channel before it started posting xaause when nana got verified in Youtube, I thought "OH What did they unbanned 666's youtube channel, cause nana owns 666's channel, so then I searched youtube.com/c/666 then I found... THIS before it started posting, I found that cool, I guess.

Fun fact: I saw this channel before it started posting xaause when nana got verified in Youtube, I thought "OH What did they unbanned 666's youtube channel, cause nana owns 666's channel, so then I searched youtube.com/c/666 then I found... *THIS* before it started posting, I found that cool, I guess.


Mas como eu vim para aqui...... Enquanto entrava no vídeo de explicação da meu professor?

Meu namorado foi me mandar um video e parei aqui tbm.  Pior que sei la de alguma forma não me incomodei.


Algunos dicen que los trajo un profesor de colegio xd, a mi me trajo Yoshi y fue voluntad propia ;V


Shikimori es sin duda alguna el mayor trabajo intelectual de todos los tiempos, una obra que llevara no años sino SIGLOS poder comprenderla al 100%, desgraciadamente, muy pocas personas en este grupo pueden apreciar la majestuosidad de esta obra, porque están cegados por la falsa calidad de otros romcoms como Komi-San, obras que no buscan innovar ni dejar un mensaje, solamente entretenimiento vacío que será olvidado dentro de pocos años, pero Shikimori es diferente, es una obra que será apreciada por años y marcará un antes y un después en el mundo del anime, será lo que es Dragon Ball y Hokuto no Ken para los Shonen, lo que es Mazinger Z y Evangelion para los mechas, Shikimori lo será para las comedias románticas.

Gracias Keigo Maki por entregarnos a nosotros mortales esta obra maestra


†hé Sтôиёd zøмыє


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im rofl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Im rofl


how does this even work by just deleting one letter from a youtube URL

His channel name was previously wath and later changed it to "666" so when you type "youtube.com/wath" youtube will think that you're looking for a channel instead of a video and he then somehow made it so you  automatically get redirected to this video


Just 619 more comments and we got 6666 comments


El mejor gancho comercial

Apela a tu liberalidad

Toca tu instinto animal

Rozando la brutalidad

Te lo encuentras en la pared

En el anuncio del licor

Pegado en un mostrador

Gritándote a todo color

Sexo compro

Sexo vendo

Sexo arriendo

Sexo ofrezco

Sexo compro

Sexo vendo

Sexo arriendo

Sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo

Ya no hay de qué enrojecer

Es cotidiano ya lo ves

Ahora la virginidad

Es una cosa medieval

Es tu carnet de madurez

Tu pasaporte a la adultez

Ella no es una mujer para amar

Sino un enemigo al cual doblegar

Sexo compro

Sexo arriendo

Sexo vendo

Sexo ofrezco

Sexo compro

Sexo vendo

Sexo arriendo

Sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo, sexo

Sexo, sexo, sexo

Las rotativas de imprenta

Ya están empezando a editar más mujeres desnudas

Y tú tienes una cara de cliente fácil

Tú compras por una promesa de sexo

Abres la boca y te meten el dedo

Y les sigues el juego

Y les das tu dinero

Y te sientes muy hombre

Y me río en tu cara de tu estupidez

El mejor gancho comercial

Apela a tu imbecilidad

Te trata como un animal

Poniendo en claro tu brutalidad

Es un trofeo la ilusión

Que quiebras en la situación

Me estas dando la ocasión

De gritarte con razón

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Gamulán que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente

Tangente de cuarenta y cinco

Gamulán que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente

Tangente de cuarenta y cinco

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh


i tried to change a video from sorts back to an actual video and i got this. spooky

@Elytracraft Same here. I spelled it "wathc" instead of "watch"

@Jovani i tried to change the "shorts" in the URL to "watch" and then i got this video


'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight
Shoes on, get up in the morn'
Cup of milk, let's rock and roll
King Kong, kick the drum, rolling on like a Rolling Stone
Sing song when I'm walking home
Jump up to the top, LeBron
Ding dong, call me on my phone
Ice tea and a game of ping pong, huh
This is getting heavy
Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo hoo)
Life is sweet as honey
Yeah, this beat cha-ching like money, huh
Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go
I'm diamond, you know I glow up
Hey, so let's go
'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (hey)
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh
Bring a friend, join the crowd
Whoever wanna come along
Word up, talk the talk
Just move like we off the wall
Day or night, the sky's alight
So we dance to the break of dawn
Ladies and gentlemen, I got the medicine
So you should keep ya eyes on the ball, huh
This is getting heavy
Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo hoo)
Life is sweet as honey
Yeah, this beat cha-ching like money
Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go
I'm diamond, you know I glow up
Let's go
'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (hey)
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Light it up like dynamite
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Light it up like dynamite
'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite (this is ah)
'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (alight, oh)
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa (light it up like dynamite)
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite
Shining through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh


Blinded by hate brought by the fall
As I swear death to all
You will feel my vengeance
As I claim your mortal soul
I will punish and destroy
Those responsible for this ploy
I will seek a thousand deaths
I will bring a thousand years of war
All that I had taken away
My home is gone, and my love ones slain
For every sleep claims a piece of me
Every waking moment, every single dream
As the masses came
Like a shadow through this land
They laid siege to all we ever had
I stood strong, I was honor bound
I stand defiant, I stand ever proud
I am the chosen
I am the guardian, the guardian
Now I seek the blood of those
Who claimed the innocent
I will hunt the enemy to the last
I will banish and rejoice
The final breath of foes
You will see what you have made
You will see what I have finally become
All that I had laid to the waste
My spirit broken and just memories remain
For every day claims a piece of me
Every waking hour claims my inner peace
My inner peace
As the masses came
Like a shadow through this land
They laid siege to all we ever had
I stood strong, I was honor bound
I stand defiant, I stand ever proud
I am the chosen
I am the guardian, the guardian


chocomint's Made of Fire HDDT 98.54 full combo. Without a doubt, one of the most impressive plays ever set in osu! history, but one that takes some experience to appreciate fully. In the 12 years that this map has been ranked, chocomint's score remains the ONLY DT FC, and there's much more to unpack about this score. While some maps easily convey how difficult they are through the raw aim, or speed requirements, Made of Fire is much more nuanced than it may seem at first glance. To help illustrate just how difficult this play is, I would like to break down and analyze aspects of the map and the play itself. Right off the bat, we get a sense of the density of the notes, and the reading difficulty associated. With DT applied, the map becomes around 243 bpm, and approximately AR 9.67, a higher note density than most players are used to. Still, this should be manageable, but adding to the difficulty is the constant rhythm of, and spacing of the patterns which continues for the entire map. These would already pose a significant challenge to players' rhythm sense, reading, and finger control, but with hidden, the reading becomes MUCH harder. This is all bread and butter to someone like chocomint, who plays maps with similar patterns all the time, but everything we've gone over is just the beginning. Ask any top player what the hardest part of Made of Fire is, and they will all say the aim control. Many of the patterns in this map are continuous with strange velocity and angle changes, which need very fine adjustments in a player's aim to hit. None are more apparent than the various zig-zag patterns, which appear in the highest spacing sections. These require a player to aim to each note in a 1/4th beat time window, while potentially changing to an almost opposite direction. This is where chocomint shines, as almost no players have the level of aim control which he does. Bringing it all together is where the magic of this play really lies. DT alone makes the aim control barely in reach for any other player, but adding hidden makes these highly control-intensive patterns nearly impossible. Following the rhythm on such a map can be hard already as well, and trying to keep high accuracy, given the layout of the patterns, becomes ridiculous too. The real challenge is diverting focus between the aim aspect and the tapping aspects of the map, while keeping your reading in check as well. Keeping up with the map the entire way through to such a degree is exactly why chocomint's play is so astonishing. It's hard to put into words how much skill goes into a play like this, but to get an idea, I recommend trying the map for yourself. chocomint's HDDT score truly is in a league of its own when it comes to the aspects described earlier. Just over 2 years after it was set, some players are now approaching DT FCs, but not with nearly as high accuracy, and the majority lacking hidden. For now, it will remain a dream play for every top play, and a reality for chocomint. Hopefully this video has given you some more insight into, and appreciation of, one of osu!'s best plays of all time.


Deep, deep down the forest
A resurrection awaits
May God have fucking mercy
When these five poor fools press play
On a tape that's draped in dread

Can you hear the evil dead singing?

A cold wind blows as the angels cry
The living will descend and the dead will rise
From way below, way below, way below

Well, goddamn!

Deep, deep down in the cellar
Feel your spirit disengage
May God have fucking mercy
'Cause you'll just have to turn the page
With the woods all splatterеd red

Can you hear the еvil dead singing?

A cold wind blows as the angels cry
The living will descend and the dead will rise
From way below, way below, way below

So go go go, don't wave goodbye
We're saving you a seat where the dead don't die
From way below, way below, way below

So cross the Book of The Dead off your reading list
(Necronomicon)
Ex-Mortis
Join the army of darkness
Don't resist
(Necronomicon)
Ex-Mortis

Now you'll choke on your words
Swallow this

Groovy

A cold wind blows as the angels cry
The living will descend and the dead will rise
From way below, way below, way below

So go go go, don't wave goodbye
We're saving you a seat where the dead don't die
From way below, way below, way below

A cold wind blows as the angels cry
The living will descend and the dead will rise
From way below, way below, way below
(So go go go, don't wave goodbye)
(We're saving you a seat where the dead don't die)
(From way below...)


When Britain first, at heaven's command

Arose from out the azure main

Arose arose from out the azure main

This was the charter, the charter of the land

And guardian angels sang this strain

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves

Still more majestic shalt thou rise

More dreadful from each foreign stroke

More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke

As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies

Serves but to root thy native oak

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves

Still more majestic shalt thou rise

More dreadful from each foreign stroke

More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke

As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies

Serves but to root thy native oak

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves

The Muses, still with freedom found

Shall to thy happy coasts repair

Shall to thy happy, happy coasts repair

Blest isle regardless, with countless beauty places

And manly hearts to guard the fair

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves

Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves

Britons never, never, shall be slaves


Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


The Explosive Bunny is an item that serves as ammunition for the Bunny Cannon. Crafting it requires a Bunny, which must be caught with any Bug Net.

 It can be released as a critter, and will wander around like other critters. On death, it will explode, dealing damage but not destroying tiles. It will always be placed at the player's feet when released, instead of at the cursor like most other critters.

Unlike other critters, the Guide To Critter Companionship does not render it immune to damage inflicted by the player.

In the secret seed For the worthy, it will spawn naturally. Also, any Bunny (but not the Gold or Gem variants) released by players will become an Explosive Bunny instead.

Explosive Bunnies spawned this way via the Bunny Statue don't inflict damage when killed.

Its explosion damages NPCs.


The Bacillus Spore Morphogenesis and Germination Holin (BSH) Family (TC# 1.E.23) is a family of proteins named after a holin in Bacillus subtilis described to be involved in spore morphogenesis and germination by Real et al (2005). The gene encoding this holin is ywcE. Mutants lacking this gene or its product have spores that exhibit outer coat defects. These spores lack the characteristic striatal pattern resulting in the failure of the outer coat to attach to the underlying inner coat. Finally, the mutant spores accumulate reduced amounts of dipicolinic acid.  BSH proteins average about 90 amino acyl residues in length and exhibit 3 transmembrane segments (TMSs). A representative list of homologous proteins, found only in Bacillus species, is available in the Transporter Classification Database.


There's a mysterious, beautiful woman named Tomie Kawakami, identified by her sleek black hair and a beauty mark below her left eye.

Tomie acts like a succubus, possessing an undisclosed power to make any man fall in love with her. Through her mere presence, or through psychological and emotional manipulation, she drives these people into jealous rages that often lead to brutal acts of violence. Men kill each other over her, and women are driven to insanity as well — though there are some who are strong enough to resist her. Tomie is inevitably killed time and time again, only to regenerate and spread her curse to other victims, making her effectively immortal. Her origins are never explained, though it is suggested by some older men in the series that she has existed long before the events of the manga; in Boy, she is revealed to have known her future teacher Satoru Takagi since he was a child.

Each story showcases various characters that encounter Tomie in her many (often hideous) forms, with some having their own arcs or returning in later chapters. Tomie has regenerative abilities (partly fuelled by cannibalism and assimilation) and aside from recovering quickly from gruesome and seemingly mortal wounds, she can also replicate herself by sprouting unnaturally from any part of her body, whether it be from severed limbs, organs, or even her spilled blood. Radiation accelerates her healing/regeneration process. Her cells are also capable of transforming a victim into a Tomie via an organ transplant. Multiple people are even driven to dismember her corpse, unwittingly allowing more Tomie copies to grow and spread throughout the world. Even locks of her hair are dangerous; burrowing into its victim's brain to possess them, and eventually kill them when it grows wildly within the body. It is also shown that even if Tomie's body is not injured, her body will attempt to sprout another Tomie through tumorous growths, usually when she is emotionally stressed. Some Tomie copies, however, cannot stand one another; one is seen killing one personally, while others order it done through the boys they seduce/enslave. Fire is the only known method to destroy a Tomie for good, though only if the flesh is completely carbonized.


Utopia + Rhongomyniad is a nasty combo that can completely lock your opponent (let's say you draw Zexal Field, Utopic Onomatopoeia, Bancho Coat, Dwarf Glove and ZS - Ascended Sage).

First, Special summon Ascended Sage (if you do not control any cards) and then activate Zexal Field, then summon Onomatopoeia and use his effect to Special summon Bancho Coat and Dwarf Glove, then XYZ summon Utopia Double using Ascended Sage and Dwarf Glove (*make sure to use dwarf glove since it is a rock monster and not a warrior monster so it can't be used to summon Rhongomyniad*) then activate Ascended Sage's effect to draw "Rank-Up-Magic Limited Barian's Force", then activate Zexal Fields effect to attach Bamboozling Gossip Shadow to Utopia Double BUT DO NOT ACTIVATE UTOPIA DOUBLE'S EFFECT, after Zexal field and Ascended Sage's effect's have activated THEN you activate Utopia Double's effect, detach Bamboozling Gossip Shadow to draw Double Or Nothing then XYZ using Utopia Double to summon Utopa, then using him to summon Utopia Prime, then activate "Rank-Up-Magic Limited Barian's Force" to rank up Utopia Prime into C104: Umbral Horror Masquerade, then using C104 summon out CXyz Barian Hope (Hope can be summoned by using a number xyz monster with Number C101 through Number C107), Activate Hope's effect to copy Bamboozling Gossip Shadow's effect from the Graveyard, XYZ summon Rhongo with Utopic Onomatopoeia and Bancho Coat, then activate Bamboozling Gossip Shadow's effect through Hope to attach itself to Rhongo.

Rhongo has 5 abilities depending on how many materials it has

1+: Cannot be destroyed by battle

2+: Gain's 1500 ATK/DEF (originally had 1500 ATK/DEF so it just doubles its ATK/DEF)

3+: Unaffected by other cards' effects

4+: Your opponent cannot Normal or Special Summon monsters

5+: Once per turn: you can destroy all cards your opponent controls

Since you have 8 materials (you detach 1 material at the end of your opponent's turn) you can lock your opponent out of doing anything for 4 - 5 turns which most of the time they surrender.


V2 is a Supreme Machine, making its debut in [ 1-4: CLAIR DE LUNE ] and appearing again for a rematch in [ 4-4: CLAIR DE SOLEIL ]. It is the first boss in ULTRAKILL, with parallels to V1 in both appearance and abilities.

V2 is teased shortly before its first fight, briefly glimpsed sliding through the manor after V1 places the first blue skull on one of the pedestals. When confronting V1, it bows before the fight begins. In its second fight, V2 is seen sitting on a throne. When V1 enters the room, V2 stands up and cracks its knuckles before the fight begins.

V2 is a red version of V1, being a later model that focuses more on durability than quick repairs. Apart from its red color scheme, the only visual differences between V1 and V2 are the "V2" displayed on its chest and difference in left arms. In [ 1-4: CLAIR DE LUNE ], V2 will have the Knuckleblaster equipped as its left arm, while in [ 4-4: CLAIR DE SOLEIL ] it has the Whiplash as its left arm.

V2 is almost on the same level as V1 in terms of maneuverability; it can dash, wall jump and slide just like V1, making it a difficult target to hit. In addition, in its first encounter it has a Piercer Revolver and Core Eject Shotgun of its own, and uses them to switch between close and long-range combat. In its second encounter, it also wields a Marksman Revolver and Overheat Nailgun as well. In both encounters, V2 is able to shoot V1's own coins if they are not shot quickly enough. Thankfully, since V2 cannot directly absorb blood like V1 can, any damage dealt will remain until the boss fight restarts.

V2 has three movement patterns which it will use depending on its distance from V1. Each one is indicated by the color of its wings:

Red wings mean that V2 wants to keep close to V1 and will be as aggressive as possible. This is V2's default pattern.

Yellow or blue wings mean that V2 wants to keep at a distance and will not be as aggressive. V2 activates it at will.

Green wings mean that V2 wants to gain distance and will be moving away as fast as possible from the player, shooting much less. Activates when V2 is too close to the player for a period of time (will not activate if the player is below 33 health).

Constantly evading V2 and repeatedly dashing to the opposite side of the arena (and, in 4-4, punching V2 with the Knuckleblaster) will eventually cause it to become enraged, yielding the [+ENRAGED] style bonus. While enraged, V2 will have a faster base movement speed than V1 and will aggressively advance towards V1. Its rage will wear off after remaining within its preferred range for long enough.

During the second encounter, if V2 is enraged, it will not throw out coins nor shoot V1's coins.

When it comes to fighting V2, skill is the one thing needed in surplus, as this fight is challenging due to its irregular movement patterns. You may have trouble hitting V2 with projectile weapons such as the shotgun or nailgun, so projectile boosting with the shotgun or shooting an attractor magnet from the nailgun at V2 will make him easier to hit. V2's speed and constant movement also means fewer opportunities to heal off of it by dealing close range damage, however almost all of V2's attacks can be parried, which heals up to the hard damage limit. Preserving and managing stamina is key to survival, as it will be in near-constant demand, and sliding will greatly reduce the risk of getting hit.

V2's arena contains 4 pillars that can be used as cover to switch weapons or block attacks; however, the pillars are easily destructible, and can be destroyed by V2's Charged Shot and Core Eject, as well as some of V1's own attacks.

Though V2 has a Revolver and Shotgun identical to V1's, it only has their default forms; as a result (assuming the other variants and the Nailgun have been obtained by this point), V1 has a distinct advantage in weapon diversity. A thorough explorer of Limbo would likely also have the Alternate Revolver Form by now, which can be applied to the Revolver to deal consistent high damage with good aim or, for a skilled enough marksman, to the Marksman Variants for significantly easier aim. Either way, only one of the Revolvers should have the Alternate Form equipped.

Though the introduction cutscene is cut short each time after the first reset, V2 will not attack V1 until it lands, which gives an opportunity to prepare an opening attack (Such as with the Attractor Nailgun) to shave off a chunk of health right at the beginning.

But, if you're REALLY looking to cheese this fight, Coin Punching can hurt and potentially kill V2 during its bowing animation, ending the fight before it even begins. This is more than likely a bug that Hakita will patch out at some point, so take advantage of it while you can. If one is looking for a fun experience, however, using this tactic is still not advisable, as V2's full fight is a challenging but enjoyable one.

Placing a magnet near yourself will negate V2's nail barrages. Once they enter your magnet's range the nails become yours and wont damage you.

Parrying shotgun pellets can do significant damage (and can launch V2 into the air).

If you have the Sawblade Launcher, it can be used as an area denial weapon for V2 by making a trap with the attractor magnets. When V2 slides into the saws, he will take significant damage (depends on how much saws you shot). This can be done with the Attractor Nailgun albeit less effectively due to the smaller area covered compared to the Sawgun.


In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.


A mood of temptation takes over my mind
Condemned
Fallen weak on my knees, summon the strength
Of mayhem
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed, my family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ashes are divine
Descent in misery
Destiny chasing time
Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate
Can't run away
Keep walking the line, between thе light
Led astray
Through vacant halls I won't surrender
Thе truth revealed in nights of ember
We fight through fire and ice forever
Two souls once lost and now they remember
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed, my family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ashes are divine
Descent in misery
Destiny chasing time
Disappear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Obsessions pulling me
Feeling I've got to take what's mine
Beneath the shadows under veil of night
Constellations of blood pirouette, dancing through the grace of those who stand at my feet
Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat
A derelict dark song from the ashes, the puppetmaster congregates all the masses
Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit
You want this power, then come try and take it
We are
The tree
Fire burns
Secret life
Bloodline yearns
Dark minds
Embrace
[?]
Bury the light deep within
Cast aside, there's no coming home
We're burning chaos in the wind
Drifting in the ocean all alone


Pizza is a dish of Italian origin consisting of a usually round, flat base of leavened wheat-based dough topped with tomatoes, cheese, and often various other ingredients (such as various types of sausage, anchovies, mushrooms, onions, olives, vegetables, meat, ham, etc.), which is then baked at a high temperature, traditionally in a wood-fired oven. A small pizza is sometimes called a pizzetta. A person who makes pizza is known as a pizzaiolo.

In Italy, pizza served in a restaurant is presented unsliced, and is eaten with the use of a knife and fork. In casual settings, however, it is cut into wedges to be eaten while held in the hand.

The term pizza was first recorded in the 10th century in a Latin manuscript from the Southern Italian town of Gaeta in Lazio, on the border with Campania. Modern pizza was invented in Naples, and the dish and its variants have since become popular in many countries. It has become one of the most popular foods in the world and a common fast food item in Europe, North America and Australasia; available at pizzerias (restaurants specializing in pizza), restaurants offering Mediterranean cuisine, via pizza delivery, and as street food. Various food companies sell ready-baked pizzas, which may be frozen, in grocery stores, to be reheated in a home oven.

In 2017, the world pizza market was US$128 billion, and in the US it was $44 billion spread over 76,000 pizzerias.[6] Overall, 13% of the U.S. population aged 2 years and over consumed pizza on any given day.

The Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana (lit. True Neapolitan Pizza Association) is a non-profit organization founded in 1984 with headquarters in Naples that aims to promote traditional Neapolitan pizza. In 2009, upon Italy's request, Neapolitan pizza was registered with the European Union as a Traditional Speciality Guaranteed dish, and in 2017 the art of its making was included on UNESCO's list of intangible cultural heritage.


Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in Hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?


POV: You wanted to make sure Mark wasn't somehow faking it.


A Shadow of My Future Self is the debut studio album by British singer-songwriter Ross Jennings. It was released on 19 November 2021 through Graphite Records. Unlike his more well-known Progressive music, Jennings' solo record follows a much more mainstream approach with Jennings directly citing Styx, Coldplay, Journey and Porcupine Tree as references.

On 31 December 2021, Jennings announced on Instagram page that a follow-up album was in the works.

Background

The album's name is a play on the phrase "a shadow of my former self," but spins the phrase in a positive light, with the idea that the person you are now has room to improve and grow as a person.

The album was initially teased on 3 October 2020 through Jennings' social media and was later announced by name on 25 June 2021 along with the release of the album's first single "Words We Can't Unsay." Subsequent singles "Grounded," "Violet," "Feelings," and "Catcher in the Rye" were released monthly with music videos until the albums release. "Rocket Science" later received a music video upon the album's release and "Be The One" received a music video upon the release of the vinyl edition of the album.

The album later received a Japanese release with an orchestral version of the song "Third Degree" included as a bonus track.

Production

The album began production near the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, with the pandemic giving Ross the chance to put together his own album while unable to perform and write music with Haken.

The album's material dates to as far back as at least 2010. The first song on the album to be written for the album was "Third Degree." Originally titled "The Person You Are," it was initially written around the same time as "She Loves You More". The first song written directly for the album was "Feelings," with the song being used as a benchmark for the album's recording techniques. The lyrics for "Words We Can't Unsay" were heavily based upon his marriage issues at the time. This association bleeds directly into some of the lyrics as Ross stated that many lines were taken directly from his marital arguments.

The lyrics and vocal melody for chorus for the song "Young at Heart" were initially planned to be used on the song "Prosthetic" from Haken's 2020 album Virus but ultimately went unused by the band.

The music video for "Feelings" was based upon iconic video games and features Ross Jennings as the protagonist of an arcade game with various levels loosely based upon Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Metal Gear Solid and Guitar Hero. An actual game was created by Crystal Spotlight in Unreal Engine 4 and Ross announced that a full game may be released if interest is shown.

The final song on the album, Jennings' cover of Be the One by Dua Lipa, was done as a bit of fun on Jennings' part, stating "You wouldn't expect a prog metal artist to perform a "half-decent cover of a Dua Lipa song."

The album's cover was taken from a series of promotional shots taken by Jennings' wife. The photo in particular stood out to Jennings and according to him, it greatly represented his feelings with himself and the album at the time. He then gave the photo to long-time Haken collaborators Blacklake who turned the photo into a Banksy-esque graffiti piece. The cover's colour choice is a reference to the song "Violet." Jennings has also teased the idea of the colour scheme being related to "non-stop purple force," a misheard line in the song "Falling Back to Earth" from Haken's 2013 album The Mountain.

An acoustic rendition of the album titled Acoustic Shadows was performed as part of a paid livestream by Jennings on 23 July 2021, with videos of the performances of "Words We Can't Unsay" and "Feelings" being released later on. An Acoustic Shadows tour

was scheduled to coincide with the albums launch but were cancelled due to financial woes and the COVID-19 pandemic. The setlist for the livestream included the song "She Loves You More," a track Jennings had written that was featured on Redados' 2010 album Too Tired for Sleep, "Canary Yellow" from Haken's 2020 album Virus, and "Sail Away" from Novena's 2020 album Eleventh Hour.

As well as this, the tour was planned to include songs from outside the album. These songs were "The Mind's Eye" and "Deathless," from Haken's 2010 album Visions, "Sun Dance" and "Disconnected," from Novena's 2020 album Eleventh Hour, as well as Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" and Peter Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill".

In January 2021, Jennings released a recording of the Acoustic Shadows livestream onto streaming services.

Reception

Reception for the album has been generally positive. SonicPerspectives highly praised the album, stating "Jennings’ debut confidently establishes him as an artist in his own right with the potential to chart whichever course he wishes in the future. A Shadow of My Future Self” is one of 2021's true gems." The PROG Mind also strongly praised the album, in particuclar its diversity, stating "The music can sound like New Wave one moment, Pink Floyd another, and then something all Ross’ own in still another. The range is impressive, and one reason why this record really works." Progarchy provides unilateral praise, stating "Jennings is at the top of his game on vocals and guitar, backed by stellar players."

The album was later nominated for The Prog Report's album of the year, as well as being nominated for four other categories including "Album Production of the Year," "Epic of the Year" ("Phoenix"), "Music VIdeo of the Year" ("Feelings") and "Song of the Year" ("Violet").


I now am proud present to you ''the life and times of Ernest Miller Hemmingway" in approximately 3 and a half minutes. GO! Born in Chicago in 1899, son of a physician and a musician, reasonably uneventful childhood, decided to study Journalism. Enlisted with the red cross during ww1, got blown up in Milan and spent 6 months in hospital with sevear shrapnel wounds in both legs. Fell in love with the nurse, they decided to get married. He came home to prepair, she stayed there and ditched him for an Italian soldier, which initiated a life long pattern of rejecting women before they had a chance to reject him. (Take notes matty) got a job as a foreign correspondent, fell in love with his room mate's sister, married her and moved to Paris. They hung out with Gertrude stein, they kicked it with Pablo piccaso, he started writing in Ernest (no pun intended), moved to Toronto,  had a kid, moved back to Paris, published a couple of books, cheated on his wife, got divorced, married the other woman, converted to Catholicism. CUT HIS HEAD OPEN AFTER PULLING ON A CHORD THINKING HE WAS FLUSHING A TOILET AND INSTEAD RIPPED A SKYLIGHT FROM THE ROOF AND SMASHED IT ONTO HIS FACE! Moved to Kansas city, had another kid, his dad committed suicide, he shot a lot of bears (for some reason). Had a car accident, had another kid, went to Africa to kill some wild animals and got Dysentery (karma!) Published another book, moved to Cuba, SHOT HIMSELF IN THE LEG WHILST AIMING AT A SHARK. Cheated on his wife, got divorced, married the other woman, published "for who the bell tolls", sold half a million copies, in a couple of months and got nominated for a pulitzer prize. Cheated on his wife, got divorced, married the other woman, became the self appointed leader of a band of village militia outside of Paris and was subsequently brought up on charges for contravening the Geneva Convention, and GOT AWAY WITH IT LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION. Got pneumonia, moved back to Cuba and spent most of his spare time on his boat, TRACKING NAZI U-BOATS WITH A MACHINE GUN AND A PILE OF HAND GRENADES, (I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP). Had a few more car accidents, three more concussions, got clawed while playing with a LION. Got depressed, drank, got fat, published a couple more books, went back to Africa to shoot some more wild animals and barely survived two separate plane crashes in the space of 24 hours, winding up with a fractured skull, internal bleeding,  cracked spine, ruptured liver, first degree burns and a paralysed sphincter muscle (karma!). Won a Nobel Prize, had a file opened on him by John Edgar Hoover, left a bunch of shit in a safe in Cuba and moved to Idaho, paranoid that the feds were following him, which they were, because HE SPENT MOST OF THE 1940S WORKING FOR THE KGB (AGAIN, NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP) suffered from hepatitis, nephritis, hypertension, hemochromatosis, anemia and impotence (karma!) Got committed, received way too much electroconvulsive therepy and came out all fucked up started hinting at suicide so immediately got recommitted, received another couple of months worth of electro convulsive therepy, got released, put both barrels of his favorite 12-gauge shotgun into his mouth and blew his fucking head off. What a guy!


Welcome to our sanguinary sect of worship
Feel at home in our black conventicle
As we anathematise all those who oppose us
Don't summon the Devil
Don't call the priests
If you need the strength
The conjuring
Obey!
Behold, the flames rise from the compass' cardinal points
Burn the sacred oil, and with the ashes you'll anoint
Arrange the symbols of the wizard and magician
Light the candles, place the parchment paper in position
Between its leaves place the lash from a black cat's eye
A straw of a broom, fold, and burn, and centralise
Don't summon the devil
Don't call the priests
If you need the strength
Then conjure me
I am the Devil's advocate
A salesman, if you will
You know my name
You know my name
I met your father years ago
I gave him what he'd please
He called my name
And you'll do the same
I'm claiming what is mine by right
It's time to close the deal
You're bought and sold
Bought and sold
Come join me in my infernal depths
Mephisto's hall of fame
I've got your soul
I've got your soul
The conjuring...
Obey!


I feel like I'm back in the creepy-pasta days.


Fallout: new vegas is a game made by obsidian and published by bethesda, this games takes place on nevada 2281, 4 years after fallout 3 in chronology, this game starts with your character getting shot in the head twice by a man named Benny and 2 raiders from a gang named the great khans, after you get shot in the head a robot saves you and takes you for the local doctor named Mitchell, you wake up in the city of goodsprings with doc mitchell running a test on you, this is where you pick your S.P.E.C.I.A.L atributes, if you are new to the fallout franchise, tag more points inti charisma and intelligence, after you are done with your special atributes, you do a mental evaluation and pick your tag skills and optional traits, after that you can finally leave doc Mitchell's house and roam the wasteland.
 There you meet Sunny at the prospector saloon, she teaches you things about the wastes and optionally can help her deal with some creatures named geckos, again at prospector saloon, you see a lady named Trudy arguing with a man in police vests named Joe Cobb, a powder ganger from the local penitenciary that is now a powder ganger settlement, then you can chose to side with the powder gangers to raid goodsprings or stick with goodsprings and help defeating the powder gangers.
 After this battle you go to primm, there you find some raiders and a deputy named beagle being held hostage, you can free him and do his quest or just proceed to the next area, his quest is about getting a new sheriff to primm and keeping lawn on town.
 The next place you wanna go is the mojave outpost, an outpost under control of the New California Republic (NCR) there you meet rose of sharon cassidy, or just Cass and lots of rangers, one of them will give you a quest to go to Nipton, arriving there, you meet a man named Vulpes Inculta and a devasted city of powder gangers, crucified by those men, they are the caesar's legion, a faction that follows the ancient rome beliefs by raping, crucifying, torturing and killing people, they are the number 1 enemy of the NCR after reporting what happened to nipton, you go to and old motel that is now a settlement named Novac, there you meet and old ncr first recoon military named manny vargas, he has useful info about the man who shot you in the head, he is willing to give it to you but first you gotta rid a place full of feral ghouls, ghouls used to be humans, but unfortunely radiation has affected them and they turned into ghouls, some of them are mentally stable, others are just like zombies, reaching repconn hq you meet jason and his crew of ghouls who wnats to travel to space, you can kill them or help them, if you decide to help them, jason will ask you to rid the basement of the facility of "demons" upon arriving the basement, you meet a new creature, named nightkin they use a device named stealth boy to turn invisible while being incredibly fast and strong, in the basement, you meet two men, a ghoul named harland and a nightkin named davison, the both make you an offer that makes the other hostile towards you, whatever you chose you can talk back to jason and the great journey can finally begin, the scientist of the crew ask you to find two components to make the spaceships work, after gettng those you launch them into space and report back to manny vargas where he tells to go to boulder city, upon arriving there, you see ncr fighting with great khans, you can offer help and talk to one of the great khans named jessup, he is one of the men that tried to kill you and there he tells you that benny is a traitor and tells you where he is if you have enough charisma and chosed the peaceful way of ending this battle, jessup tells you to go to the new vegas strip, however you got in there doesn't matter, you go to the tops cassino and finally find the man who shot you in the head, there you can talk to him or kill him, benny then tells you his plan to new vegas and getting independant with his robot, yes man, then the leader of the strip is called by the leader of the nee vegas strip, mr house, you can talk to him and he will tell his plans to the desert.
 At this point of the game you have to make a choice that will change the mojave wasteland for years to come, independancy, new vegas, democracy or slavery, that is all i will tell to you about the game, if you want to know the rest, go play it, available for lots of plataforms.


Felonius Gru is the main protagonist of the Despicable Me franchise.

Gru comes from a long lineage of villains as shown with dozen of statues of his ancestors in Dru's hideout. Although his hometown is unknown, in an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, he claimed he was from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Although born with his twin brother, Dru Gru, he was separated from Dru in since birth and stayed with his mother Marlena Gru.

As a child he had always dreamed of going to the moon. He made a "prototype" rocket out of macaroni and an actual working prototype rocket. For most of his childhood he was neglected and ignored by his mother. Gru's father, although never in contact with Gru prior to the former's death, was quite proud of Gru's achievements.

Gru was also constantly bullied by other students and one of these events made him afraid of ever asking a girl for a date which is probably the trauma that made him become evil eventually.

At some 1968 point, he and his mother visited Villain-Con and met the Dr. Joseph Albert Nefario. Attracted to the scientist's contraptions, he would later employ Nefario in 1976, as well as a group of yellow pillow-shaped creatures named Minions he met shortly afterwards. The Minions and Nefario would eventually become his only friends and, differently than the usual villain, he treated them like friends and appreciated every effort they made instead of treating them like slaves.

Gru is a tall, bald man with blue eyes, long nose and broad, powerful physique; and dresses in a light grey sweater underneath a black collared coat along with a striped grey scarf, black trousers, and shoes. He has a thick accent, and his arms and legs are notably disproportionate in size to his body.

He is very strong and athletic, being capable of dodging and leaping off several heat-seeking missiles (all going at the speed of sound), backhanding Vector's shark with a single punch (with the apparent force of a truck), and smashing his fist into Vector's monitor, easily cracking the screen without damaging his hand.

Apart from his remarkable agility and strength, Gru is also considerably intelligent. For example, as a child he built a real rocket, although later on his minions and Nefario did most of his work instead. Gru is also capable of forming smart plans, such as his plan to steal the shrink ray from Vector.


The Goblin is the fourth troop unlocked in the Barracks.

Goblins prioritize resource buildings above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings and troops while any resource buildings remain on the battlefield. This is true even if they are under attack by enemy Clan Castle troops, heroes or Skeleton Trap skeletons. Note that like all troops that prioritize resources, Goblins consider the Clan Castle and the Town Hall to be resource buildings regardless of whether or not they contain loot and whether or not the Town Hall's weapon (if any) is activated; Goblins will preferentially target them in addition to causing double damage to them.

Once all resource buildings are destroyed, Goblins become like any other troop with no preferred target; they will attack the nearest building to them regardless of type, and will turn and attack enemy units if they become aware of any nearby.

The Goblin deals double damage to resource buildings, (Town Halls and Clan Castles, Gold Mines, Elixir Collectors, Dark Elixir Drills and storages for each). This means that he deals more than twice as much damage as Barbarians and three times as much as Archers to these types of buildings. The trade-off is his relatively low health, which is higher than an Archer's but lower than a Barbarian's.

Because the nature of the Goblin is to attack resource buildings first, they can be vulnerable to attack and should not be deployed without another type of troop (such as Giants or Barbarians) as a meat shield.

The Goblin is the one of the fastest ground units in the game. Its speed allows it to outrun certain defenses and traps, such as the Spring Trap.


The Ashen Knight, Valimar (灰の騎神 ヴァリマール Hai no Kishin Varimāru) is one of the Divine Knights of ancient Erebonian legend. One of the key elements in the Trails of Cold Steel trilogy, it awakened from its slumber in the Thors Military Academy's Old Schoolhouse. It was previously awakened by Dreichels Reise Arnor during the War of the Lions, until awakened by Class VII after clearing its trials with Rean Schwarzer as its chosen one.


Black Wario 2: Wario's Revenge is the 2nd installment in the dark fantasy series "Black Wario" in which Black Wario seeks to undo the damage caused by a corrupted police system in today's society. By condemning himself to be hung on a cross of goombas, Black Wario strives to re-ignite the spark of hope in the hearts of the American people.

Perhaps Black Wario's most well-known feat is a reenactment of the tragedy of George Floyd in which "Mog" Waluigi played the perpetrator, holding a knee down on Black Wario while incessantly screeching that he felt he was in danger.  An image was captured by a bystander, but it is too graphic to show.  Other watershed moments involve speaking out against racism heralded towards a Swedish Mario Kart player on the track "Waluigi Pinball", which is quite ironic given the circumstances of the George Floyd incident.

Assisting him in this fight is Gay Yoshi, who suffered a similar fate on April 12th, 2021, when Sans from Undertale snapped a selfie of what appears to be a satanic ritual being performed on Gay Yoshi.  Endearing audiences since June 2nd, 2020, Black Wario and his fellow companions regularly hold meetings where they discuss these issues and plan their next move.  This is not limited to the cinematic universe, however.  As Black Wario once said, "art imitates life".

Another good friend of Black Wario, Chinese Toad, was ostracized and scapegoated for questionable behavior in the workplace, which was mandated and encouraged by his superiors.  In this situation, Chinese Toad is a victim of social hierarchy.  If merit-based standings were instead employed at this particular company, the issue would never have arisen.

Join us in celebrating our successes as we continue to fight for equality for all communities by subscribing to our weekly magazine.  Visit www.blackwario.com for more information.  The subscription is free and comes with a guide on how YOU can help within your own community.

BLACK WARIO (c) 2020 Gruskinator & Co. All other trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owners. All rights reserved.  Rated "T" for Teen.


A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.


The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


A chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat seat and a backrest. They may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.

Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra ("seat").

The chair has been used since antiquity, although for many centuries it was a symbolic article of state and dignity rather than an article for ordinary use. "The chair" is still used as the emblem of authority in the House of Commons in the United Kingdom and Canada, and in many other settings. In keeping with this historical connotation of the "chair" as the symbol of authority, committees, boards of directors, and academic departments all have a 'chairman' or 'chair'. Endowed professorships are referred to as chairs. It was not until the 16th century that chairs became common. Until then, people sat on chests, benches, and stools, which were the ordinary seats of everyday life. The number of chairs which have survived from an earlier date is exceedingly limited; most examples are of ecclesiastical, seigneurial or feudal origin.

haha, It's funny to see what everyone is randomly posting


Achievement unlocked:<br>How did we get here?

Achievement unlocked:
How did we get here?


Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.


Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney follows the store of Pheonix Wright, a rookie defense lawyer who defends people who have been accused of murder in homicide cases. It is his job to give his clients an alibi, and prove they're innocence, with his companion Maya Fey, who's sister passed away after the first case, where Pheonix must defend his friend, Larry Buts who's been framed for the murder of his girlfriend. It is quite the visual novel, if you have the chance you should play it.


"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."


Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


Fire Man (ファイヤーマン Faiyāman) is a Robot Master from the original Mega Man. He was built by Dr. Light to work in an incinerator at a waste management facility and is able to wield flames that can reach 7000-8000 degrees.[1] Fire Man can melt or burn through almost anything with his Special Weapon, the Fire Storm, whose weapon system excellently combines offense and defense. Fire Man's and Bomb Man's development began at the same time, and despite being warned by Rock that working with both explosives and fire could be dangerous, Dr. Light went on believing that Ice Man could handle the situation in case anything happened. A few flash fires did occur, but Ice Man ran away saying he doesn't like saunas.


SCP-3001 is a hypothesized paradoxical parallel/pocket "non-dimension" accessible through the creation of a momentary Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole.1 While believed to be an infinitely extending parallel universe, SCP-3001 is almost completely devoid of any matter and has an extremely low Hume Level of 0.032,2 contradicting Kejel's Laws of Reality with the relation between Humes and spacetime. This phenomenon causes matter inside it to decay at an extremely low rate, and damage that would otherwise prove fatal does not impede any biological/electronic function; simulations suggest an organism can lose more than 70% of their body's tissue and still operate normally, as long as at least 40% of the brain remains. However, prolonged exposure will cause said matter to gradually approach SCP-3001's own Hume Level, resulting in severe tissue/structural damage as the matter's own Hume Field begins to disintegrate.

SCP-3001 was initially discovered on January 2, 2000, at Site-120, a facility dedicated to testing and containing reality-bending technology. Dr. Robert Scranton and his wife Dr. Anna Lang were Head Researchers at Site-120, and were developing an experimental device, called the "Lang-Scranton Stabilizer" (LSS).3 Dr. Scranton was transported to SCP-3001 after unexpected seismic activity damaged several active LSS in Site-120 Reality Lab A.

Initially presumed dead, Dr. Scranton has survived in SCP-3001 for at least five years, 11 months, and 21 days. During this time, he was able to record his experiences and observations within SCP-3001 through a somehow still functioning LSS control panel, which was also brought into SCP-3001 with him through the Class-C "Broken Entry" Wormhole. These recordings were later recovered upon the panel's sudden return, an unexpected side effect from testing improved reality-bending technology; these logs are the basis of SCP-3001 study. Despite new technologies being developed, retrieval and re-integration of Dr. Scranton has been unsuccessful. His current physical and mental states, if he is still alive, are unknown. [Further information on Dr. Scranton's possible retrieval is under Ethics Committee review.] Transcripts of Dr. Scranton's logs are below.


Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion, I gain Strength.
Through Strength, I gain Power.
Through Power, I gain Victory.
Through Victory my chains are Broken.
The Force shall free me.