I just cancelled my order for the Michael Jackson complete discography, I've got everything I need right here.

@Shade_Stormfang Nah, as someone mentioned they're missing the "SHAMON-A" and "HEE-HEE-!" Which are classics

@Blaise MacPherson it can be proven Beyond A Reasonable Doubt, as is shown in the case of Bill Cosby and R Kelly. On top of that, it's important to side with the evidence instead of believing every accusation because believe it or not, people do lie. It's unfortunate, but it's the case you have piece of shit that don't care about victims of sexual assault and will weaponize these horrible crimes to ruin the life of someone they don't like, as well as casting doubt on real victims. On this very platform, there's three major YouTubers who have had their careers basically torn apart by lies, one quit and another one is probably going to quit. Slazo (innocent, left) Pyro cynical (innocent, stayed) and the most recent (and most disgusting lynching so far) Kwite (innocent, undetermined).

@Blaise MacPherson because it's unclear if he even did anything especially with the conflicting evidence and the fact that some of the kids were proven to have lied.

@Blaise MacPhersonA LOT of people lie about sexual assault. Undortunately your statement isnt quite true. We would like to believe  MOST wouldnt. But reality has proved many do.

@Blaise MacPhersonhe didnt do anything though.... some accused. No proof. Nothing indecent

@jmckendry84they should be disc one and these two 😂👍

@Isaiah Langfords Yes.  "Sleep".  <br>Look up the word in the dictionary and tell me what it reads, if you wish to pursue this subject.

@Isaiah Langfords Yes.  "Sleep".
Look up the word in the dictionary and tell me what it reads, if you wish to pursue this subject.

@1SqueakyWheelbuddy he admitted to having them sleep wirh him thats all you need to know

This is just the sounds he makes when kids "ask to come sleep in bed with him"

@blaisemacpherson7637 WTF. You are telling me people would never lie to get money out of one of the richest entertainers of his time? What edition of candyland do you live in? Also, you have to prove guilt. waana know why...Cause I state here for the record that last wednesday you SAed me. There, I guess you are guilty, huh?

@Blaise MacPherson he still a thing bc he drop some bangers in his time which people love and listen to till this day if you feel as tho he shouldn’t he recognize for his talent just bc the passing of time then may you keep that shit to yourself

@Christoph27 I agree, lying about sexual assault is very a very common accusation too

@Christoph27 I agree, some women say a man raped her just because he looked at her

@Blaise MacPherson What do you mean, alot of people lie about sexual assault, its very common especially with famous people

@Blaise MacPherson "Most people won't lie about sexual assault." lmao that quote needs to be framed. In a perfect world maybe, and in most cases probably, but lying about sexual assault is way too common unfortunately.

We have Gary to do those things he is literally filling in other instruments and they have all these instruments on stage

Are you sure? There isn’t a “shamon” nor “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” in here.

@Blaise MacPherson also about the whole lying about sexual assault, that has happened innumerable times on the internet, like with slazo, pyrocynical and kwite, all YouTubers that (to my knowledge) were defamed and slandered due to one victims cries for help, only then to find out that they were only lying for things like clout, grudges, and maybe even money

@jmckendry84 it wants it smooth criminal

@Blaise MacPhersonwhen you're worth 1.2 Billion and basically runs the music industry and you are a black man. people  will say and do anything for money

@Blaise MacPherson didn’t the some victims speak out about how they lied so their parents could get money or something??

Ian watson....as in the author of inqistetor?

@Blaise MacPherson The case against Spacey was pretty solid.  The one against Jackson wasn't.  It was constructed more like a witch hunt and found offensive to a large number of the parents and the then-grown children in question.

@1SqueakyWheel by the way i think he was a musical genius it just always surprises me how forgiving we have been of him when with, say, kevin spacey, its like "The usual what?  7ev-which?"

@1SqueakyWheel yeah but its NEVER proven.  You cant prove it.  Its ALWAYS that you have to take the word of people.  Most people wont lie about sexual assult.

@Blaise MacPherson That's because it was never proven.  And probably never even happened.  He was eccentric as hell, and pretty dumb about it... and that was his problem. <br>But also worth noting, cancel culture hadn't yet ramped up to what it is now, back when all that broke out.  And not even so by the time he died.

@Blaise MacPherson That's because it was never proven.  And probably never even happened.  He was eccentric as hell, and pretty dumb about it... and that was his problem.
But also worth noting, cancel culture hadn't yet ramped up to what it is now, back when all that broke out.  And not even so by the time he died.

Speaking of cancelled, why is mj still a thing.  He was incredibly talented but a LOT of talented people have had to go to bye bye land for less.  They treat what he did as an unfortunate personality tick.

The classic hits "Shamone" and "Heee-heee" are missing, but they're probably on Disc 2.

So until you saw this, then you were going to be supporting a paedophile, which begs the question about how much you have supported gary glitter and jimmy saville?????


MJ moaning was the last thing i needed today

@You Don't Know The NameWhat even kind of insult was this this has absolutely no relation to what he's talking about

@You Don't Know The Name no one was ever talking to you

I had to give you that 666th like it seems rather necessary in this case

@Slkdjf Jfjdno one thought you achieved anything

Glad you were able to complete your to-do list.

@Cristina GomezDont worry i got you bro👍

@Slkdjf JfjdIm a big fan of MJ and i thought it was funny :)

@Slkdjf Jfjd i didn't think it was either

@Cristina Gomez no one thought it was funny

@Cristina Gomezit was already proven he didn’t do it


That sounded like it hurt. I hope he's ok.

i hope he left a sign in the window 😔 🤚🏻

Yeah bro he is definitely not 6 feet underground right now

I think he's been hit by a smooth criminal


When crossing a Lego covered floor in darkness

Also forget to mention that I thought I had just hurt my toe really badly because I accidentally ran into my bed frame like I normally would 😅

@B. Not Inc. once I had to go to the bathroom and I broke my small toe and didn't realize until the next day

Reminds me of a scene in Tom & Jerry where Tom and Butch racing to catch Jerry when they enter a room filled with nails on the floor.

If i was good at animation i would take this joke and run with it haha

@John Martinez you are required to make MJ noises while moonwalking anyway so this still applies.

Edits with Niko #roadto800 [Leader of GTU]

and that's how blood on the dance floor was written

The best thing i've read on the entire week 😂😂😂

Nah even better you hear MJ in the distance say “Annie are you ok?”

"Have YOU ever STEPPED on A LEGO!!!" - MJ 🎵🎶🎤🎶🎵

when I clicked the 5  in the likes it got to 5.1k I'm literally so happy lol

legends said he was stepping on lego while recording Smooth Criminal

Please, make this an actual animation! Lol!

@Axel A. Niman What was it like in Harlem?

Я на его не разу не наступал

Я на его не разу не наступал

ей я люблю лего

ей я люблю лего

POV: It’s 3:00 A.M. and you need to go to the bathroom, but you step on a lego.

@John Martinez "Yes! I avoided all the legos" <b>doorsill</b> BOWW!! CHA! SHUKKA! CHUKKA!

@John Martinez "Yes! I avoided all the legos" *doorsill* BOWW!! CHA! SHUKKA! CHUKKA!

Just slide your feet across the floor. It's not that hard to avoid.


I see Micheal has learned how to speak Hylian

BOOOOOYYYY!!!

~Girl from Windwaker probably

He's the guy on windfall island in windwaker

Yep. Especially in the female tones. The pronunciation it on point


Turns out this was a mating call. Michael Jackson is in my bedroom now, thanks for that.

@Malcharion War-sage I was r@ped that night… his standards have changed…

Nah don’t worry man, your to old for him.

You're probably going to be all right as long as you're older then 12

Glad I’m not the only one who got this result

Absolutely scariest thing to end up in a boys bedroom at night.

@CASSOWARYGOD no but my dogs are. Jesus Christ, WHATS HE GON DO TO MY DOGS?!!!

Why is he in my closet? He’s staring at me menacingly!

I thought Michael was getting his ass beat! 😅


That iconic moment of Michael Jackson's career when he first reverse long-jumped across the stage.

yahhoo! yahhoo! yayayayayayayahhoo! UNGH.

Ah, darn.  I came to make this joke, too.  Good thing i checked beforehand.

Mario 64 but Mario’s voice is replaced with Michael Jackson sounds


Bro def finished on that censored part 😭


bro micheal jackson would work as a fighting game character and these are his only voicelines

@Sasuke Sarutobi I remember playing it a lot <3

@Mehmet ÂkifMoonwalker was a great platform sidescroller

@TallicThe Legend of MJ: Michael of the Jackson

There is a quite decent beat 'em up MJ game. It's kinda old though.

Someone has to make it happen, put him in smash bros

Michael would go kinda hard as a Tekken guest character

MICHEAL JACKSON WINS!
         *FATALITY*

Spawn in, Jab, Low kick,  taking damage, counter, block, taking damage, heavy punch, block, heavy punch, jump, jump, air kick, special, heavy special, finisher.

You forgot that he was in Ready 2 Rumble as a player character featuring these sounds lol.

It might not be a game but...

Ever heard of moonwalker on the sega genesis or arcade?

He voiced himself in that old fighting game. Forgot what it was called

There's a mod of Michael Jackson's voicelines for Lee in Tekken 7.

there's probably a workshop mod for that in rivals

Tekken 7 Lee Chaolan Michael Jackson mod

He sounds like Vega from capcom vs snk lol

@@g3nd1a honestly afew get close,but damn is he the best using voice lines tbh

Nobody’s talking about this man saying “micheal jackson ”

@Moonfolk Puzzlemaker Moonwalker is my favorite modded character in that game. Nothing comes close to it.

Владимир Олейников

He voiced himself in Ready to Rumble 2 lol

Just realised I didn't read the 'fighting' part but ima keep it anyways lol

The Legend of Michael: A Jackson in Time


Link's been real quiet since this one came out


Ah yes, [censored], my favorite Michael Jackson Non-Word

@Pamela C literally no one said it was school??

@hadley this isn’t school it’s a YouTube comment but ok

“hhhaaAAAAÆÆÆUUUH” woulda worked for the title but nah it gotta be [censored]. Tbh it was my fav “word” tho.

Sounds like he pulled hair from his nuts😂

@Chaos Goddess: 100% true. Jacko was one of the most notorious sick fks in modern popular history.

He practically moans in every song 😂 but let me tell you, if you listen to the acappella extended version of “in the closet.” Oh, you are in for a surprise. Don’t say that you got it from me.

Honestly sounds like he was falling but it really does sound questionable

@Pablou Movies When he say in Smooth Criminal "I-i don't know"


Someone needs to use these as vocalisations in a videogame ala Link sidestepping and grunting


This has gotta be what it would have sounded like if MJ fell down the stairs.

Watch the video "mj falls into a sewer" lmao


I’m convinced the English language would have twice as many words if we recognised every sound Michael Jackson made as a word


Link when slaughtering an entire camp of enemies:


"[censored]" had me laughing so hard. Well played.

You think that’s bad? Look up “In The Closet Acapella but it’s the good parts”

@Nhạc vàng Get yo mind out of the gutter :P

Bop Miesto Televizijos Ir Radijo Oficialus Kanalas


The birds having an intellectual conversation  at 3 in the morning


You should make a song out of all his non words in music!

it’s already basically an acapella percussion song

@There I Ruined It you should upload more on youtube, people dont want to use tiktok due to the privacy warnings and data concerns

@There I Ruined It that is<br> Horrendous in the best way possible

@There I Ruined It that is
 Horrendous in the best way possible

@There I Ruined It It sounded like MJ was taking a huge shit

@There I Ruined It please share it here for us non tik tokers 😅

@There I Ruined It bro tiktok is banned in India here so pls upload on yt

@TheGamerGuest613 🔥 huh? Can't find it apart from some bullshit songs, can you link it?

@Ashley d'cunha well its the Song of the King of the mountain

@There I Ruined It can you post it here for those who (righteously) refuse to download tiktok?

@There I Ruined It tik tok Is banned for my country 😭😭😭 i so wanna hear that masterpiece

Already exists. Typez every micheal jackson grunt on youtube

Funny you should say that, I did over on my TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thereiruinedit/video/7080722381328731435


This man is such a good singer that he doesnt even have to say words and still drops a hit single


When fighting game devs make every move have a voice line:


I'm gonna make a game level where you fight Micheal Jackson.  These are all the voice samples I need

@Daniel Bueno you know, I haven't actually played the Genesis version yet, I'll give it a try

Guys, why play a game in which you fight Michael Jackson if you can play AS Michael Jackson AND his robot version, Mecha-Jackson, in "Michael Jackson Moonwalker" on the Genesis? :D

The path of creating a game is hard, and time consuming. I patiently await your return with bated breath, young Petey.

Imagine you beat him and he just goes moans sensually

use "don't wanna see no blood don't be a macho man" as his intro.

@Ramoach dude it’s PIKAPETEY. Do you know this guy? You could be right about the throwaway part tho

You guys are assuming he actually knows how to make a game and that this isn't just a throwaway comment.

when he gonna make the [censored] sound?

@KNSB excalibur Sorry, I'm too excited...

@BobTheSnail a game is very long to make my friend

@BobTheSnail bro when is it gonna happen


I need a tears of the kingdom mod where all of link's grunts are replaced with this


Bro this sounds like a Mario speed run💀😂


My parents love this video so much, I keep hearing them playing it from their room

I walked in on my Cousins watching this video. 😅

And before you know it you have a new sibling

I heard my mum watching this with her boss in her room while my dad was at work, they must be huge fans of it


When you tryna eat something but it’s hot


MJ unconsciously channeling his past life as a choo choo train


That non words make the song beautiful and enjoyable


Pov:<br>You are walking into Amazon Rainforest and hearing this

Pov:
You are walking into Amazon Rainforest and hearing this

“That’s not scary.”

– But you’re a kid in a 90’s movie like Jurassic Park or Jumanji.

“Oh shit.”

You’re better hope a dinosaur eats you.

@crnkmnky I know rhe region's not right but- <b>Fortunate son starts playing in the background</b>

@crnkmnky I know rhe region's not right but- *Fortunate son starts playing in the background*


Micheal Jackson trying to navigate a room full of Legos:


Sounds like you're flipping through the hurt sound effects from a fighting game character

There was a MJ video game on sega back in the day

We need someone who does exactly this. A fighting game with MJ.

This just changed my whole perspective. Your comment should have more likes.


♕𝐆𝐢𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐤092™


That's the only parts I know to any MJ song chaaaaMON!


I need [censored] for my notification tone.

Try the acappella extended version of “in the closet.” have fun 😏


Someone could literally use this as audio for any game where Michael can be modded in. The grunts and other noises remind me so much of a character taking damage or something lol. Add him to smash.

He even had a Wii game so this is possible lol

there’s a game called escape the ayuwoki, it’s a horror game with micheal jackson as the bad charscter

@SlothTamer513Look up Agent M in that game. Its an anthro, but I mean, its rivals of Aether, and uses these sounds. Based off of Moonwalker.

Shukka chukka he’s loading shells and racking slides on his guns

So basically we need a Rivals of Aether MJ mod

He has a videogame where his responses are similar to these. I believe is Moonwalker for Sega Genesis, cool action sidescroller

Chugs a health pot…Whoo!!!  Death sound 0:14 😅

The Moonwalker Mod on Your Only Move is Hustle has these 😅

あなたのお母さんの国籍は何ですか?

this video had a PTSD affect on me because of modded YOMIH

the shuggsa chugga coult be him stumbling fron a heavy attack, or him walking on stage in a MK stlye game


That was the most beautiful moan I’ve ever heard


the beat hits hella hard after the censored part, bro finished and hit a fire ass beat.


annie when he asked her if she was okay:

Michael: Annie are you okay?
Annie: I’m-
Michael: IM NOT DONE ASKING MAH QUESTION!!!
Annie: umm-
Michael: Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? WILL YA TELL US THAT UR OKAY????!!!
Annie: jeez u rlly care-
Michael: booOoOoOOOWW!!!!
Annie: stop. ✋🙄Get some help 😃🪳👹

@Devin Cetee , whoops. I made a mistake... (AAAAAaaaaHhahahahahahaahha) I was thinking about Andy's coming {Ouryvthfreitcg8vy65nko8imulkoiki

@AuMNii-VurZ It's Annie, not Eddie. Where did you get Eddie from????


The sound effects of every time a character feels pain


They need to add him to Mortal Kombat and use this for his sound bites. Moon walkin' on dat azz.


I request his chugga chugga noises be placed over a train

The Official "Guardian Units of Nations" Channel

And the Hoos to be put over clips of owls being very Extra


I loved how he renamed every sound clip to what it actually sounds lol


Describe Michael Jackson's music in zero words:


i should play this when mc donalds asks for my order


I love that he took the time to name every single sound


No way this is such a good tutorial for learning Jacksonise!


Alternate title: Legend of Zelda devs making link noises


This sounds almost identical to the noises Liu Kang makes when you hit him in Mortal Kombat 3.


it's not words, it's the language of a god.


The magic of MJ is that this is still a banger.


Imagine just going to work like, “aight imma record now, everyone be quite” and this is what they hear 😂😂

I apologize for the hate it was a funny thought


WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT [CENSORED]💀💀💀💀


Oh my word!!! This onomanopiea language mastery in song is what set his songs apart. 🎵 that and many other parts of course


@the one who waits👣 the meme? Or the maxwell cat actually died?

@MaxerV19Maxwell cat from the along Drive

@Pamela C there's a cat named Maxwell which is also a Tuxedo cat similar to the one in your pfp

@MaxerV19 ?? I’m confused. The only cat I see is my pfp and my pfp is my cat.


nah this isn't ruined this is a masterpiece💀


the perfect Michael Jackson song doesn't exi-


What it sounds like when I iron my clothes while drunk and naked.

I have no idea what you're talking about
😒

😏


The hit sound Michael Jackson makes when stuck in an infinite combo.


I imagine this is what happens when you play Moonwalker on the Sega Genesis with one of those turbo controllers

here i come, rougher than the rest of them


"Shugga chugga chugga dah dah dah dah boooouuuuuhhhh!" I really felt that


The increasing intensity of the "DA" is what made me laugh the most. This is great.


The perfect theme song for me and gen x'ers trying to get up for coffee and breakfast in the morning.


"ᴄᴇɴᴄᴇʀᴇᴅ"

ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ💀

"ᴄᴇɴᴄᴇʀᴇᴅ"

ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ💀


This is the best song we didnt know we needed


Bro used the the title “every voice of Michael Jackson “ to a whole new level💀💀💀💀💀


What's the rest of "Fappacahacapfappac...igh"? This is vital knowledge!


They could use those as the new screams people make in films when they die replacing the old one that is used everywhere. It would be hilarious and a nice easter egg to not forget jacko.


"Someone call 911!!! Michael's having a Stroke!!"


It actually sounds like two guys fighting! :-D

@Chris Tucholske sometimes you can't quite tell in the olden times😅

@Chris Tucholske Oh dear, that's hilarious😄😄

I was going to say two early era cartoon characters having sex, but to each their own.

@Bingley ♪ yooo.... especially the censored lol

The last half sounds like something else to me....


The fact that Micheal Jackson sat down and said these things into a mic


Fun fact: MJ would compose the music this way and then give the recordings to people to match with instruments.

@laughspirinit is a a fact that MJ never knew how to read notes, but he still knew how to play piano a bit. But he was best at beatboxing and accappella

@laughspirinquite a few guitar legends couldn't read music aswell

@laughspirinno... He is just saying Michael can't read music

@aliceramdom.s so you are saying he's talentless since he was 6 in the Jackson 5?

What he means is michael dodnt play instruments so he would accappella the way he wanted drums and guitar or whatever.


This is fantastic and has made my f-ing day


odd thing is that now this would pass as a bop


it's even got the slide whistle. BRILLIANT!

I keep listening to this.  It’s so great.  The slide whistle is right at the <b>censored</b> part.

I keep listening to this.  It’s so great.  The slide whistle is right at the *censored* part.

I missed that.... Gotta go listen to this again to catch it :)


I wonder what a MJ sec tape would sound like:


I want them to play this at my school's prom


90s fighting games when you spam smack attacks with a dancer fighter


I can still make out the song through some of this, which says a lot about Michael’s singing—or scatting—style.


When you’re playing around in the audio library of a fighting game


-dad, what are you lissening to?
-michael jackson but only vocals
*My son slowly returning back to his room with a face that has seen some things in his life*

-dad, what are you lissening to?
-michael jackson but only vocals
**My son slowly returning back to his room with a face that has seen some things in his life**

He realized hes going to have rather similar tastes inherited from you haha


Rare audio of MJ falling down the stairs


What my siblings hear when I'm in the shower


“Michael did you fall off the stage?”

“Yeah.”


An accurate sound depiction of hot potato


The full Mario 64 soundboard right there.


There’s a girl I knew that unironically listened to 10 hour videos of just these sounds.


The "BOWWW" and "HOOOOO" got me lying on the floor

Ⲫⲣⲏⲇⲇⲏϩ Ⲣⲓⲍⲍⲃⲏⲁⲣ


professional legend of Zelda Link voice actor right here


There are no words to describe what I’m feeling<br>Mj: your not trying hard enough

There are no words to describe what I’m feeling
Mj: your not trying hard enough


🤣🤣 nobody could ever do a "Owwwww!" like MJ


Alt title: Michael Jackson stubbed his toe


Mj had a sense of humour fr and if he saw this he’d find it very funny I know he would


MJ would've been a great voice actor for the original Tom in Tom and Jerry


This is literally the essence of every MJ song.  18 seconds just from smooth criminal alone is impressive.


Super smash bros. Character voices be like:


That part named <b>censored</b> got me good 😂😂

That part named *censored* got me good 😂😂


I would like to thank you for creating such an accurate, comprehensive, and concise Michael Jackson discography in one simple video.

The space I'd have saved if...


When you go through the sound test mode in a Michael Jackson fighting game.


Man was so hard-working he was simultaneously a singer and a fighting game voice actor, and so few noticed 😢

He did compose music for videogames though


My wife woke up due to the weird noise she heard from my office 😂😂😂


Always like the door knocking sound in Beat It. 😂


this mf could’ve been the voice for toad


Someone edit tekken with just Michael’s sound effects please. 😂

Doom would be great too. door opens: chooka chooka chooka


From now this is the only version of any Michael Jackson son I will ever listen too


someone could use these sounds for a game character lol


I found my new hurt sound effect library right here.


Fun random fact: There are about enough sounds from this to make a Baldurs Gate EE voice pack.


NAHHH I CANT IT SOUNDS LIKE A MATING CALL😂😂I LOVE IT👹

𝒮𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓉𝒽 𝒞𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁


Well now I want someone to make a soundboard out of this.


Best right tune to annoy your sleeping friend


Just this here is a masterpiece better than any other artist I've ever heard. Michael honey, whatever u do n u r is all a heavenly masterpiece.


Y’all be afraid to moan in bed, meanwhile i be in my girls ear like:


Your friends outside the classroom window:


This is why Michael is loved by all over the world.


at least he didn't remix it with other music, but still, I loved it <3 that's a lot of non-words


The sounds coming from my uncle's bedroom:


We need a minecraft resourcepack that changes the damage sound effect to random MJ noises

The censored one could play while falling to your death, lol.


James Brown is somewhere in heaven smiling


The prehistoric shaman in the woods calling the ancient spirits to help heal a disease ridden village.


MJ when he was five years old, eating a hot cheeto: new audio released + interview with store clerk that gave him the cheetos


tbh he could voice Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat


I’m just imagining mj in a fighting game


When you run barefooted through a Lego minefield:


This is my favorite song. I know all the noises.


AWAGHSHAWD EBLEBLEBLEBL BLUBLUBLU EWAGHSHAD AAAAAA


No you didn’t… that was just part of his genius. There will never be another


Fighting a boss in TOTK and having to constantly dodge his attacks


I call this one : Michael falling down the stairs


I thought the last one when MJ dropped to the ground was Hee ...Hee...🔥💯✅🤣🤣🤣


I've laughed my ass off at the [uncensored] part too long


Bro is really out here sounding like Subway Surfer💀💀💀


i played this in a public bathroom, i saw 2 shoes under the door


I love that you named each audio file

Including one called censored


I always enjoyed the Alien Ant Farm cover, but this hits the spot

The South Park rendition in Ike is nearly as good.

Original Smooth Criminal is actually the greatest Pop song ever. I mean it sounds like a Super Nintendo game


When you make your characters boink in The Sims.


that CHUGGA CHUGGA SHUGGA CHUGGA makes for a great train noise.


Well... You did ruined it my friend. Mission accomplished!!! 😂😂


I now convinced that this is what sex sounds like


Honestly though, this just helps show how much flair this dude could put into his music, king of the fucking adlibs 🤣


Imagine being in the studio during these ad-libs


Playing Moonwalker in YOMI Hustle be like


Michael Jackson when a 12 year old boy enters his room


This has now been thoroughly cemented in our subconsciouses…and I’m alright with that.


when you put your hand on seven hot stoves


I shit you not, this would've been my ringtone when I was in high school.


sent this to my parents. waiting on their response.


How it feels to play MJ’s Moonwalker for the SEGA Genesis


Shoutout to "Every Michael Jackson Grunt - Multitrack Edition."


Dude just made a organized sound file to port mj into every fighting game ever.


Micheal sounds like he's getting clapped at the end😂


This is 10 seconds longer than it should have been. 😂

♥ℍ𝕚𝕪𝕒-𝕀𝕥'𝕤-𝕂𝕚𝕪𝕒♥


How did they get the audio out this clean?


micheal jackson after eating a carolina reaper


I like to think Quincy stood behind MJ with a needle while he was recording


THE "HOOH ✨" AT THE START CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

{ - ᒪᑌᑎᗩ’ᔕ ᗪIᑎEᖇ - }


The part just before the [censored] part is the best part


Or is non words/feeling the key to making successful memorable music


The fact that all of the sounds are named after what they sound like is gold

The best one is the sex noise that’s just labeled as “censored” 😂


That faccapacahuh part made it go "HUH HOW"


If Micheal Jackson was a Smash Bros character, this would legit be his sound board.


Yeah I immediately thought it sounded like beetle lool


i can feel Micheal Jackson spread his vocals all over my cheeks


I just can't decide what my favorite playback speed is for this. It's all amazing.


parents loved this vid so much they played it in a room every night.


This is all I need. You, sir, make my days way better.


i read “censored” and then heard it and died 😂😂😂


Love it.  Smooth Criminal is one of my favorites of his.  Maybe Billie Jean in the future?  I love the bass in that song.


Me after 2 hours of struggling from constipation:
OooooOOO

Me after 2 hours of struggling from constipation:
*OooooOOO*


As a programmer, I think this is perfect for a fighting game. Imagine... <b>MJ in MK</b>

As a programmer, I think this is perfect for a fighting game. Imagine... *MJ in MK*

That would be an AWESOME idea! But, probably not gonna happen. 😢


Someone: Michael ya good over there?<br>Michael:

Someone: Michael ya good over there?
Michael:


I could listen to a compilation of all MJ adlibs


This shows How incredibly rhythmic he was


Bro turned into the Super Mario 64 prototype


When you walk into a dark room barefooted and the floor is scattered with Legos.


The “censored” for his moan sent me to jesus


You didn't ruin shit, this, this is gold


when he said "Da! DA DA!! DA!!" I felt that


What my neighbors hear when I'm alone in my house:


Sending this to my MJ-fan sister as we speak.  :D

@Til Til I don't know about you, but I speak every day.  :D


My parents really like this video they’ve been listening to it all night and even singing it in their different ways!


When you go to the bathroom after a Michael Jackson show:


Is there any way to make this a ring tone?

I would get weird looks from everyone if this is my ring tone 😂😂😂


These are the noises the person tied in my basement makes


Obligatory Nonsense - Firewind Entertainment


Straight up sounding like Jerry breaking Toms legs


This is how I imagine cartoon characters must sound while doing the funny deed


You should add the background music to this so it’s an actual song but only the sounds 😍


My mom and dad used to sing this in their bedroom before they got divorced


we making it out of the smooth criminals house with this one 😎


Bro needs to be the Angry Birds 3 voice actor 💀


Ruined it? No, you distilled it to its true essence 🕺


The sounds I make stepping across a hot beach barefoot


He doing again with those innocent kids 💀


Add some bedspring noises in the background and Michael gonna be having some fun.


Babies trying to explain to you their subway order


When you get in the shower but the water's too hot


It sounds like hes falling down the stairs


Bro just came up with new ways to call your cat😼💀


I thought this was a whole song on its own for a few seconds.


Turning my volume up with my parents nearby wasnt a great idea


Sounds like Michael walking across hot sand at the beach! 😂😂😂


Michael Jackson just confirmed as next character for Super Smash Bros


That's MJ when he plays with himself! Lol


Bro this is the best reaction bud I’ve seen I’m subscribing before you hit 10k


I like that for one of the sections it's titled [censored]


when you give the neighbour's kid's five year old cousin too much sugar/ caffeine:


Do a whole album micheal jackson album with this.


There should be a Michael Jackson Mario game and these should be the sound effects


Everybody gangsta till mj speaks motorcycle


Michael jackson in the boys bathroom at disney world:


Me drinking a hot coffee that burns my mouth 😂😂


When you try to go into the boys bathroom at Disney world:


What back alleys in west side story sound like after the snap dancing ends.


This sounds like I’m scrolling through a characters voice lines in a platform fighter game.


When you put something hot in a special ed kid's hands:


This dude really eating the food while it’s too hot bruh


This is what I sound like when I run across hot coals 💀


It sounds like he was asked to voice a warzone


I nearly burst out laughing at this shi-


What I hear in my parents room in the middle of the night


He sounds like an explosive locomotive lmaoo


Sounds like when you're designing wrestling moves on the wwe wrestling games. But you gotta go through all those sounds.😂😂😂


Sounds like a game character repeatedly getting injured


Now I know who did the backing sounds for Mortal Kombat ...


That sounded like the family reunion next door


Michael Jackson trying to eat pizza rolls out of the oven


When the sped kid is trying to tell you that the quiet kid is loading a mag in the back of the class


If it hurts that much, you're doing it wrong


When you're trying to explain something and you cant think of the right words


How a Micheal Jackson combo sounds like if he was in a game


When your girl wants to go for your 6th round


Mom: Michale what’s going on in there

Michael: This YT short

Mom: Michale what’s going on in there

Michael: *This YT short*


This is what your Mom’s bedroom sounded like last night.


Why do I feel like I'm listening to something funny and something dirty all at the same time😂


Guess the Michael Jackson songs based on the noises he makes


When you hit the same enemy 50 times in a row


Micheal 5 secs after walking into a kindergarten


Today the algorithm will show me... spins impossibly large wheel
... Michael Jackson

Today the algorithm will show me... *spins impossibly large wheel*
... Michael Jackson


Bro went from a baby to a train to a bird to a owl😢


Secret recording of Micheal Jackson's private time


That’s funny. My parents must be watching the same video upstairs


If you just listen it's sort of like the sound effects you'd hear if Michael Jackson was added to Mortal Kombat or something lol


accurately sounds like my brothers bedroom


Man this sounds like the list of reactions sounds in a Zelda game


I laughed so hard my necc started hurting


Imma send this to my friends to give him a heart attack😂😂😂😂😂


This is aggressively shaking maracas while falling down a flight of stairs sounds like


I might make a fighting game with micheal jackson now


It’s like a luny tunes cartoon when an animal realizes their tail is on fire 😂


The one that says “DA!!” Is just funny and also “BooOOW” really is WAY too funny


Reading the writing above makes it even better


Bro sounds like Mario with that Boowww at the end


Damn im sorry for the neighbor every night.🙊


Is noone going to talk about the names for the sound effects?


The last thing the 12 year old boy hears


Fighting game Michael Jackson vs Bruce Lee would be hilarious


Bro thinks he's Link with those noises 💀


All i heard was chickens mocking each other💀


Sounds like he's moaning and being in pain at the same time 😂


When you drink unlimited Pepsi “ahhh, ahhh”


It sounds like he’s falling down the stairs 🤣


When South Park needs to do a Michael Jackson bit


Someone squeezed too hard in the wrong place😂


Sounds like he's trying carry something really hot but then slips and it gets on him


What should I tell my parents for this<br>They heard it

What should I tell my parents for this
They heard it


I didn’t know that Michael Jackson was secretly an Italian plumber who beat up turtles


Sounds like doomguy doing a few too many wall humps


It sounds like he’s getting hurt in a video game


And to think. Michael was going to be Jar Jar Binks


No one:

That one couple who lives next door on Friday night:


This song is so good, my dad sings it to me every time while we play the touching game


[line] “OooooOOO”<br>[next line] [CENSORED]

[line] “OooooOOO”
[next line] [CENSORED]


when he moaned it said [censored] that made my day


Why do are some kids so shook up hearing this like they heard it in bed?


POV: youre in london but they stabbed vocal cords first


Bro those are his used sfx for the MJ game for SNES.


can I buy this somewhere from you and use it as an alarm sound?


Sounds like someone spamming random buttons playing Mario 64

Tᕼᗴ 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝓌ₕₒ 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱


Link when the world is facing destruction


I feel like you could make some cool music with this.


the later part sounds like the recordings of voicelines for toad from mario


Michael Jackson train coming straight into minor station


Put this audio to the family guy Michael jackson hitting his balls


Bro the dadadadada sounded like link getting hurt by the fire in the legend of zelda


i love how you called the slightly weird one [Censored]


People: Michael Jackson was a lyrical genius!<br>Michael Jackson:

People: Michael Jackson was a lyrical genius!
Michael Jackson:


So this is what it would be like to bear up Michael Jackson


Now we can speak Michael Jackson the right way


Link every Saturday afternoon finding more Korok's to crucify: 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


I see michael jackson has learned to speak the rare language known as: "Two people fugging violently"


If he didn't became a musician he could definitely beacame a voice actor 😏


Kind of sounds like if there was a heist on a train


I read it as “Every N-word in Smooth Criminal” and immediately got confused.


Sounds like something Neil Ciceriega would make.


Without the lyrics of smooth criminal, all thats left is just criminal


I played this and a bunch of birds flew over me


MJ can really voice link in the next zelda game


The M in MJ is acually for Mario, as in Super Mario, MJ did all the sound effects for the beloved character


I think some of these sound effects were used for Link’s voice effects


Michael Jackson, when he gets into a bath, that’s a little bit too hot


Bro made it sound like it was from the hub🌚


You can really notice the James Brown influence here with all of this isolated


Who do some of these sound like Mario voicelines? 😂


This is what Michael Jackson sound like falling down the stairs


Sounds like M.J. as a Street Fighter character.


Michael Jackson Trying To Lockpick His Car


Every non word in Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal:<br>Thanks for watching

Every non word in Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal:
Thanks for watching


Bro took help me step brother to another level


This sounds like if Michael Jackson were added to mortal kombat and got off a few good combos, but also took a few as well.


Sounds like if he was a character in mario kart wii


Michael Jackson stubs his toe, rushes to get to his Uber and has a close encounter with an angry owl.


Sounds like me and your mom last night 💀


if Michael Jackson was a mortal kombat character


Sounds like a cartoon Character getting shocked with 10000 volts


POV you're in michael jackson's basement


It is 4 in the morning and I read that as "Every N-Word in Smooth Criminal"


AINT NO WAY ALL THESE ARE NAMED IMAGINE LOOKING THROUGH THIS GUYS PC AND FINDING "mj grunts" folder and finding "wooo.mp3" in the files😂😂😂


When my uncle sleeps into my sisters room at night


someone please make a fps game out of this


Micheal was getting a lil too excited in the  studio


Me when i fall down a really big flight of stairs


ruined it ? no , you made it better for me


It is better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop-master oogway


I feel like this a hidden audio recording after some cookies and milk with some Jesus juice on the side


The sound my mom makes when tge mail man goes to my moms bed room :


now we need the sound with real words but no non words


It sounds like he’s falling down the stairs


The last one sounded like the Wilheim screen


lol  lol.....can't wait to see you do a Bruce Lee Sings Michael Jackson mix...


My damn eyes saw in the intro “n-word” instead of non word 💀


Michael Jackson got violated during the song😂😂😂


This is what it sounds like when Michael Jackson falls down the stairs 😂


Why does this sound like my composer island on msm? 😂


That ain't Micheal Jackson,<br>That Jackson Micheal

That ain't Micheal Jackson,
That Jackson Micheal


Some of those noises made me think he was in bed if you know what I mean..


The da da da da da part sounds like link from Zelda botw dying


This is it, Michael Jackson this is Mitchell Jason


This sounds like an NPC in a Zelda game.


Just sounds like thomas the tank engine getting his back blown out


POV: you try to fresh hot pockets but there hot as fuck<br>Me:

POV: you try to fresh hot pockets but there hot as fuck
Me:


POV: you play around with the character voices in Smash bros ultimate


Nobody is talking about the [uncensored] part


Michael Jackson’s progression through a train wreck..


So he wanted to order a croissant on the Bikini Bottom and got served by a fish that walks with human legs and wanted to have a race with him, and that race was concluded and Micheal was the winner, so he busted that throphy and got a smooth release before ending it..

He's a shakespearan poet, cause my ass is shaking for that spear.

wait what.

So he wanted to order a croissant on the Bikini Bottom and got served by a fish that walks with human legs and wanted to have a race with him, and that race was concluded and Micheal was the winner, so he *busted* that throphy and got a *smooth release* before ending it..

_He's a shakespearan poet, cause my ass is shaking for that spear._

*wait what.*


Can someone check on him? I think he fell down the stairs…


Even tho its not apart of Smooth Criminal. If you would have added “Hee hee!” right at the end; that would have made this perfect! 😂😂😂


Micheal Jackson was just an owl in a human suit


When the food is too hot so you spit it into your hands and then you burn them and put it back in your mouth and it's still too hot


sound like he was going around, fake shooting people while trying to be sneaky, then dies and respawns at [censored] and kept on going


Bro that aint smooth criminal that’s Spooge Creaminal


its 2 AM...
you need a glass of water.
theres lego scattered across the floor.


This is perfect, but I'm requesting you do this with HEE HEE


The sped kid trying to tell us the quiet kid planted a c-4 under the teachers desk and is about to pull out a Tankgewehr out of his bag


use this and mod him into the legend of zelda or mario odyessey and its gold


Zap The Alien Pea [ i dont want to suffer.. ]


i thought the title is "every n-word in smooth criminal" hahahahaha


Somebody please replace links voicepack from any Zelda game with this audio


I heard Link (Legend of Zelda Link) sounds in there-


Be honest, these are just all of his characters sounds from his guest appearance in Tekken.


I feel my parents are going to hear this is and think it’s  p*rn.


When you wake up late, after getting bit by a spider, realize you should have left 10 minutes ago, then stub your toe on the dresser, step on a Lego, and fall down the stairs into the TV, getting electrocuted.


That sounds exactly like the disco zombie in pvz garden warfare


At the end I thought I was hearing the gingerbread man from shrek


Why is no one talking abt the [censored] 😂


Micheal Jackson - Falling Down the Stairs


Bro it fits to MK or Tekken or any mario type game where charachters gets damage 😅


Pov when you zip your tip in your pants by accident


Did no one else see the sound clip of MJ falling was named [censored]


Thats the sex tape audio......Those poor kids 😢


Michael Jackson on Normandy beach in 1944


me trying to get the spider on the wall and it jumps


你的帳戶再次違反《社群守則》


Please do add libs only from any <br>rap song released in  the last 5 years.

Please do add libs only from any
rap song released in  the last 5 years.


Me spamming the test voice option in character creator


reminds me of the scene from ice age with sid 😂


These are technically still words. These are just onomatopoeia.


Bro my dumbass thought it said “ever n-word in smooth criminal” and I was like <br>👁👄👁

Bro my dumbass thought it said “ever n-word in smooth criminal” and I was like
👁👄👁


Sounds like Michael has got hold of the little boys again..


Me: Mom I want Michael Jackson
Mom: we have Michael Jackson at home
Michael Jackson at home:


Yup sounds like an RPG character who doesn't speak


Do not listen with your eyes closed 💀 it sounds like something else


It sounds like something your mom and dad will do


Petition to replace all of links grunts with Michael Jackson.


Michael Jackson mourning the loss of his parents but trying to keep it together sound


I think Nintendo ripped off this audio to voice Toad in the mario franchise. Maybe THEY should be the ones getting a cease and desist for once


The sounds Michael makes when around children


Huh...is this where the voice samples of Moonwalker went for YOMI Hustle?


Why's Micheal Jackson sounds like Tom when he screams.


What audio  software is that please tell me

Winter_frost [Winter_isfun123 is a Bacon's 3rd alt


sounds like button bashers playing each other on mortal kombat


the last thing the kids heard before the... well...

If you know you know...


Y'know it started off good, and then it kinda just... eeeeeeeh


Hes playing with trains and making em crash. Clearly


This new roblox soundpack sounds amazing


He sounds like hes getting ass handed to to him a fighting game and the gasps are him just dodging only to be stuck in another combo


Reminds me of Tom & Jerry in the middle 😂


Александр Суперман


This is an old cartoon character getting stomped out


i don't know why i read it was every n word in Smooth  Criminal


The birds outside my window and 5 in the morning be lkke


another Sonic 3 beta soundbank has dropped


Why did i read "every N-Word in Smooth Criminal"?<br>Internet is ruining me

Why did i read "every N-Word in Smooth Criminal"?
Internet is ruining me


I thought it said every non world for a second.


basically vega from street fighter 4 lol


So he did get a beatin🤔 besides the one from Macauly Culkin 😬😂


Bro sounds like the new Roblox death sound


Sound like  him at his house with a 6 ( soon to be 7)


Asians when they get anything lower than A in gender:


Every dah sounds link when link gets hurt at any point in Botw or totk


Sounds like the backtrack for sympathy for the devil.


Sounds similar to my uncle and sister. Very interesting.

Wait


The Fuehfishsisjidnwidhieysidaofjfgiejf Is My Favorate Part


Those are words from a language originally discovered somewhere deep in the Niger area.


heater / Shane / Shaneno3 / shanehehehheheg


i know what this song is called! its called <b>slippery crime!</b>

i know what this song is called! its called *slippery crime!*


If you see this, you've just been trolled!


Bro why does it sound like Michael Jackson is Mario?


Thisnsound like if micheal jackson went to a beach with hot sand


I didn't know Michael Jackson is a train and in pain


The fuck is Tom the cat doing in an MJ song 💀


It sounds like minecraft for some reason


MICHAEL JACKSON COMBOOOOO, GOD STOP IT HE’S ALREADY DEAD, HE’S GOING FOR THE FINISHER SUPER AAAAAAAAAAA


Tom From Tom and Jerry Getting Hit Again


Your parents in there bedroom 9 months before you were born


It's all fun and games.till your family thinks your watching porn


l̸I̸l̸ʷI̸l̸l̸I̸I̸I̸ ,..- (ˡⁱˡᴡ𝙸𝚕𝚕 𝙸𝙸𝙸)


This is just funny, MJ's future already ruined it


Lmao, sounds like a beat-em-up side scroller.


Sounds like the avatar the last Airbender outro


Me in bed with me 3 weed smoking girlfriends (they smoke weed)


Ah yes, the average Totk player when they get to the final boss


We gonna talk about how it sounds a bit… weird?


Sounds like super smash brothers ultimate character sounds


Why tf does is sound like he's having se-


For you dirty minded people If you close your eyes and listen, it's funny


Did anyone jear how one of them sounded like the minecraft eating sound?


I'm sorry but Shukka and Chugga are both common words from where i'm from


Replace the zombie moans in cod zombie to micheal


…………………………………………………….…………………………………who am I?…………………


This sounds like Michael Jackson was cooking some shit with alot of seasoning and he keeps making these noises everytime he adds one.


The da sound, sounds like the roblox death sound


Why this sounds how you fight muzan from demon slayer


There’s a lot bc he didn’t know how to play an instrument


DA DA DA
SUGA DUGA SUGA
HOW HOW
HOOO HOOO
WHO
BOW
AWOO


Bruh it sounded like remixed P*rn almost


Now do one with the words that are not non word words like real words but without the non words so just the words with no non words words you know


Bro stole audio of MJ falling down the stairs


Thesw sounds should be part of a.STREET FIGHTER character called <br>Wolf Michael. 🐺

Thesw sounds should be part of a.STREET FIGHTER character called
Wolf Michael. 🐺


Ngl this kinda sounds like the start to sympathy for the devil by The Rolling Stones


This is a prime example of why I hated all of Michael Jackson's solo work.


Sound like what happened to little Timmy


It low-key sounds like a school Shooting 💀


Sound is like Michael Jackson getting pushed down some stairs some


POV: you turned the lights off In your room but you forgot to pick up your Lego


[censored] ? What does that supposed to mean?


All i heard was the new legend of zelda game


can you do The Weeknd next the song blinded by the lights


Im gonna be completely honest here, some of these sound like link


My dad turn the song until 11 out of 10 to a you tried  out of 10


Every ENGLISH non word lol, Da means yes in croatian


oh lmao cool video let me see the text<br>one of the text: [censored]

oh lmao cool video let me see the text
one of the text: [censored]


Who abused him... <b>disappointed look</b>


What I hear :🍆🍆🍆🍆🧴🧴🧴🧴👏👏👏👏👏

What I hear :🍆🍆🍆🍆🧴🧴🧴🧴👏👏👏👏👏


I like this version a lot more, sorry MJ.


OOH OOH HEEE OWH YEOUCH <b>weird ass moan</b> HEE

OOH OOH HEEE OWH YEOUCH *weird ass moan* HEE


Pov: ur playing roblox

It sound like if someone was having se-


Please hold, reverting to: CODE NAME,(MONKEY)…


Da is a word but not in english in romanian


You were supposed to ruin it. Not make it better


Jackson was overrated and barely talented.This song is showing his "art"😂😂😂❤❤❤


Me when the me stairs when the I fall down the when me grandmother died


Man this is not even funny and also doesn't even make sense


and now we all know how it would sound like to have sex with him.


Sounds like a guy on something like cocaine or something tbh


is this how he sounds like the During sex😅😂


This just sounds like bro is experiencing the ultimate orgasm.


Yeah you can ruin every music i hate this


It sounded like Anal gone horribly wrong.


Bro sounds like he's getting laid at the end there 😂😂😂


It sounds like he's having the best sex 🤣


POV elementary school students the 1/1000000009879th of a picosecond when the teacher leaves the room


I'm white but I said nigga I'm stupid nigga oop


Man just casually orgasmed in the middle 😂


Cant respect the asshole who thought the "it's corn, running up that hill Chrissy wake up" remix was a bright fucking idea


Hehehehe HEE HEE FUKED ME DSTS WHY I MAKIN DEEZ NUT SOUNFS=


If you slow it down it sounds like gay bdsm asmr


Sounds like he's having (●__●) you know what


michael jackson beating it off in his room:


Sounds like a really bad porno audiotape 😂


The autistic kid in the back of the class


This sounds like a hen’s getting molested. 😅


What me and your mom sound like every night.


Michael jackson when he has pics of little kids in the bathroom


Asmr of michael Jackson getting beaten to death by an autistic horny orangutan


This is just the extended vocabulary of a monkey


This sounds like an orgy between Michael Jackson and his clones


Basically what a Michael Jackson sex tape would sound like


These are the sounds MJ makes when he has sex.


sounds like my parents play fighting in their room


Maybe he will Reborn as a Fighter in a game 🤣


Watch this exact same video with a dirty mind and your eyes closed I hate myself so much


You and I have very different definitions of the word "Ruined", my friend.


Michael Jackson in the boys bathroom at Disney world


The last one sounded like s cartoon sfx 😭


Michael, do you need some milk? Are you okay? 😢😂


Am I the only person who thought it said n-word not non-word?


my frined playing shooting thing in school:

the girl hear it:


He just pulled a really hot casserole out of the oven and there’s nowhere to put it


Me trying to go to sleep at night:<br>Random fly:

Me trying to go to sleep at night:
Random fly:


He sounds like a fox doing the alarm bark


What link?<br>There isn't a longer video.


Mad scienstein when you super arm slam him in wario land 4


Need an animation of Michael Jackson stuck in fly paper


I was watching this and my dad came in and he was confused


The sped kid trying to tell the teacher that the quiet kid has a gun:


Someone needs to take a Zelda game and replace all of Link's "HYA"s with "HEE HEE! HOO! SHAMON!"


🌵🌵🌵💥💥💥Aauu 🌵💥aauu 🌵💥 aau 🌵💥 aau 😝😝😝😆😆😆

🌵🌵🌵💥💥💥Aauu 🌵💥aauu 🌵💥 aau 🌵💥 aau 😝😝😝😆😆😆


Man kind of sounds like link from the legend of Zelda.


I vote for this to be the first piece of media we show aliens.


When someone ask you "who is michael jackson ?" Show this


Discovered audio with michael and a little boy in bed:


These are words.<br>Clearly, you dont speak Jacksonese.

These are words.
Clearly, you dont speak Jacksonese.


Bro sounds like dancer zombie from pvz gw2


Sounds like some Mortal Kombat sound effects!


Sounds like playing thr Smooth Criminal game back in the day. 😂😂😂😂


Am I the only one who read "n-word" and was utterly disappointed?


I've been here for 10mins and still laughing 😂😂😂


Every now and then, you come across something so stupid, it makes you understand and appreciate that crippling mental health disorders exist. Finding this video is one of those moments.


Anny get your oct cake's ( look up Staffordshire ocatcakes)


Michael loved shakshuka. Can't blame him, that shit is delicious, nutritious, cheap and easy to prepare!


Bold of you to assume "shooka-chooka" isn't in websters dictionary


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dude Michael not only the king of pop he’s also the king of just making up words anyway pretty funny vid and thanks for showing this to me it made me laugh hard


Otherwise known as, "the recordings from outside the bedroom"


Bro killed me
When he said
Censored 🤣🤣🤣🤣


I love that somebody thought about this song and decided to make this


It’s sounds like a fighting game with no video(and yes I do know what it also sounds like but I rather ignore that thought)


the part where he fell of the screen had me dead


YOUVE BEEN HIT BY YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY MOOSE TESTICAL


It sounds like if your programming pain sounds for a character in a video game.. this is great!


It sounds like when you test voice on the character select screen


😂 this s*** is more funny than it has any right to be


So when someone talking to me like this do I just hit their reset button or?


The " Da! " sound really sounds like the croatian word of " Da " ( which means yes ) so, i guess you coud count it as a word


He sounds like a train thats on tracks that was set on fire. CHUGA CHUGA OW!!


Im kinda disappointed he didnt say "hee hee" at point


Thiis recording session had to be fucking different


Liu Kang in the old Mortal Kombat games:


I want these to be the sound effects for when you hit enemies in video games


So thsts what happened to the kids in neverland 💀💀💀💀💀💀


I swear I would've thought these were Mortal Kombat sounds if I hadn't looked at the video :')


On a totally separate note, I can't get Planet of the Apes out of my mind.


Yoo Who Recorded me and my girlfriend last night


When you bringing home the piping hot pizza and constantly have to change how you hold it to not burn yourself 😂😂😂


The hoo sounded like toad from mario kart 64


Brother Michael's own beat boxin'. Beat voice boxin'.


for anyone who needs another fix, Eliminate does a great mix with MJ sounds. #GIRTH


Sounds like a mix between Link and SuperMario


Okay I cant be the only one thinking that it sounds like he is having intercourse  0__0


In the future, this will be our currency.


Everybody be silent in their girls ear, while im here like......


Some say he is still moon walking to this very day..


Her journal clarified that her physical age is now 20. Fair game.


Me: watches it once
Brain: Do it again
Me: why?
Brain: DO IT AGAIN


This is like, if Link from Legend of Zelda sang the song


The first part sounds like a roblox death sound


My neighbours deciding to get a new kid in the middle of the night


I've got it playing on the TV and the phone, simultaneously but out of synch so it's CONSTANT Jacko. 🤪

😂


I’m watching this in my bathroom. My mum now thinks I’m watching p*rn


The "da! Da! Da da!" sounds like Link taking damage.


Could you do this for black eyed peas “I’ve gotta feeling” though?


Tom the Cat after scuffling with a small mouse


listen to this & then listen to the Taylor Swift shake it off one & let your mind wander 😂


😂😂😂😂 he didn't need words. That's what ppl liked about him. That's why he was the king of pop.


you ruined nothing you just proved how a good music production doesn't even need to make sense


If anyone else made these sounds they would get a free mental hospital stay


POV: Michael Jackson is super excited about fighting a ninja on the roof but starts falling off


So that's where they get the sounds for the original Mortal Kombat.


名雪アンニ江戸川ヴァサリ🌸🩰


i love that one of the voices were titled "censored" 😂


Top five YouTube channels of all time ngl


When he said “Fappacahacapfappacahacapa” i felt that 😭


Me waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and then stepping on all of my sons Legos.


The end: there i ruined it
Me: ppffft you made it better wdym????

Michael: Annie are you okay?
Annie: I’m-
Michael: so Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?
Annie: lemme fini-
Michael: Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay are you okay Annie? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOUR OKAY?
Annie: you care too much I’m-
Michael: BBOOOOoooooOOWwwwWWW!!!
Annie: what the-
Michael: [cEnSorEd] (otherwise known as “hhAaaeeeAAUUhhHHH”)
Annie: tf was that?
Michael: answer my question
Annie: I’m not-
Michael: YOUR NOT OKAY??!!
Annie: I-
Michael: IM CALLING THE POL-HEE-HEE-CE!!!!

Part 2 at 10 likes 👍 (someone tell me when and if I’m there)


this sounds like it belongs in a different website...


Im going to make this the im taking fire noise in my new game


Me hitting MJ’s rib cage with a metal pipe:


That's crazy, it's almost like these fillers are actually the crime scene itself.


It feels like watching Bruce Lee's movie


I could live just as fine without listening to monkey porn


Michael tried to do a kick flip but instead fell


Probably the noises neighbors heard from his neverland theme park


This has always been the most incomprehensible song in English ever. Generally Michael’s English has always been a mess to understand in songs


<b>Inquiring minds have wanted this kind of brillliance FOREVER</b>

*Inquiring minds have wanted this kind of brillliance FOREVER*


Not gonna lie, that part with the “fappacahacap” part makes me think it was the thing that inspired On My Way by FKJ


The fact you named that one sound bite "(censored)" took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣


When you spend the night at Michael Jackson’s


its giving donkey kong swinging from vine to vine


In music biopics I wish they would show the awkward part of the recording process where the artist has to just just make grunts and random noises in complete silence in front of a bunch of people for 30 minutes.


Fun Fact: Micheal Jackson had tourette syndrome but was able to hide it from the world through his talent for singing.


Now I want a video game where michale jackson plays everytime u get injured


Michael we got samples in the studio

Michael didnt want the examples he made his own sounds


Da is a word in Russian and other Balkan languages


To the person that made this vudeo...your mother and i are very dissapointed of u...


Why those sound like scrat from the ice age


I once played a compliation of MJ sounds as a kid and my Mum walked in thinking I was watching porn


My little brother trying to communicate be like


this video truly holds my values, everything said here was 100% true (in my opinion) and really talks about what no one else will, this is the stuff the government doesn't want you to know


Gotta listen to it now to here it normally


The fact that you named the audio files as the sounds 😂


I would pay literally billions of dollars if someone could tell me where the hell that one where it sounds like he’s falling down called censored is in the song

Seems like the ''I don't know'' part, in the last part of the song


Looks like Michael Jackson is doing some nasty sheesh


POV: you went through every voice line for a character in smash bros


ᴛʜᴇʀɪᴀɴ ᴘᴀᴡs 🐾😼


Every part when DA repeats it sounds like he goin demon


The beginning sounded like the conga (like the "come on baby and do the conga")


That one autistic kid at the back of class:


gosh, can somebody add these sounds in JellyCar?


5yo me finding a tape in my parents room:


I’m convinced he made these noises when getting that gawk gawk 9,000k super sonic scrape and lick and can’t nobody tell me nothing moving forward.


Didn't know Michael Jackson was Tom's actor from Tom and Jerry.


<b>playing a fighting game but you don’t know how to play so you just mash buttons</b>

*playing a fighting game but you don’t know how to play so you just mash buttons*


He turned into an anime girl for a second


Cartoon Characters when they enter the Fight Ball of Dust


Million dollar idea: MJ in Street Fighter with these lines for attacking and getting hit.


We already know what he sounds like f*<b>***</b> kids 🤦

We already know what he sounds like f****** kids 🤦


He sounds like dreamybull at the suspicious part


When Michael said Cugga Cugga i felt that


Actually, Michael Jackson danced on a hot coal carpet just to finish recording this song.


Ah, the scene in Tom and Jerry where Tom runs through hot coals


Bro did a whole ass street fighter 2 combo


pov: your applying alcohol to Michael Jackson’s wound


And the interesting thing is the sing wouldn't be as good without this.


that guy that beatbox every time in the classroom:


Nobody:

What goes through my mind during the most boring class:


This good. Unga bunga. <b>happy apeman noises</b>

This good. Unga bunga. *happy apeman noises*


this would definitely cause ptsd if one of rthe guests at neverland heard it today XD


When you stub your toe infront of kids and have to stop yourself from swearing:


Sounds like he's in a fight and he's losing


sounds like someone recorded mike being hurt in his genesis game :S.


Cartoon characters after slipping on a banana:


"i hear that everytime when my uncle and my mom plays in their room"


Bro Michael Jackson gotta play link in the next Zelda


So nobody noticed the one that was labeled ‘censored’ 💀


Bro is fluent in Minecraft enchantment table😂😂😂


If they where spaced apart a bit it would sound like he was getting fucked


These sound effects would be perfect for adding Michael Jackson to Mortal Kombat


The <b>Fappacahacapappacucha</b> took me out !!! 💀

The *Fappacahacapappacucha* took me out !!! 💀


Michael Jackson stole my earphones give it back heHehHeHEh


Micheal jackson auditioning as the next crash bandicoot voice actor


This is perfect Fight dubs for Mortal Kombat


I cant believe thats Michael Jackson ever moaned 💀


Bro close your eyes and then listen to this it started like something else


My cat when its 6:31 and his bowls empty


-~*𝕄𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖*~-


You Ruined it....... you Asshole! I hope your Happy!


Longest part was probably coming up with all those onomatopoeias to title the sound clips with...


"Ruined it" i think you mean "elevated it to beyond mortal comprehension"


Da is a word, it means yes . Its from the cyriclic scrip.


This is the noise the kids heard before their rumpy pumpy with Michael 😢


i like how one of them is titled [censored]


Bro's getting some major sloppage in isle 3 gee whiz


Sounds like Mario and Luigi having a freaky night 🌉


when you're dancing to michael jackson but trip and fall down the stairs


Real Audio of what he did to those kids💀


Still sounds better than 90% of woman’s music ngl 😂


Do you think he lost his pass when he bleached his skin


What I hear from the replay in yomi hustle with moonwalker:


Suena como cuando ves un speedrun de mario 64 xd


This legit sounds like a smash character being beaten to death


He sounds like he is fighting a squirrel and losing.


Now if you listen closely you can hear the story of a man running from a train and constantly getting hit with rocks, truly touching


Netflix : are you still watching?<br>Somebody's daughter :

Netflix : are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter :


I WANT THIS REPEATING FOR TEN HOURS STRAIGHT


Sounds like the Moonwalker video game sound efx


Michael Jackson searned the sims language


I've been giggling at this for fifteen minutes


That random homeless person asking for money


I read this as every n-word in smooth criminal


Funny, i made the same sounds when i was into it with my crazy bdsm ex


The fact one of them is called censored is hilarious


This sounds like the local crackheads. 😂


How did you get the clean vocal-only track?


Yea just ignor the fact he was a child molester, you people are scary!


The song seems much less smooth this way for sure, yet not a single "schamone" like in his other songs.  The falling MJ was a nice touch.


my dark souls character fighting a boss:


Those repeared "Da"s could be used for the next Zelda came.


This sounds like Michael Jackson is having a seizure


People don't scat enough in songs nowadays for my liking.


Controversial question: is shamona a word


What parents of 5-year olds hear I'm leaving them unattended in a room with Michael Jackson


You could take those clips and turn Michael into a fighting game character


Guys be afraid to moan while I be in my girl's ear like:


POV: Michael Jackson fell down the stairs


Bro I didn't know my parents were playing this in their room last night


this sounds like something from south park don't you think?


"HOO HOO HOO U DA OOOOOOO!" Got me laughing the most 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


this sounds like voice clips from the legend of zelda


The autistic kid trying to tell the teachers i have a gun in my backpack be like:


Well, you didn't "ruin" it. Couldn't make it any worse..😂


Sounds like crash bandicoot walking over hot coats without his shoes


Someone make a legend of Zelda mod of this


For some reason at first i thought it said “every N word in smooth criminal” 💀


noises from my parents bedroom at night be like


Smooth Criminal is one of the greatest songs of all time. I mean the Melody and Rhythm sounds like a Gameboy or Super Nintendo game.


Nah bro this is straight up a cornhub asmr 💀💀


This is what nintendo gives to voice actors to see if they can do a good link


wait, didn't you aldo make an amgry birds thing of this? or was that on tik tok?


What is this a recording of him diddling a kid?


<b>continue to eat the food although it's hot</b>

*continue to eat the food although it's hot*


my mum walked in while i was watching this and she thought i was watching porn<br> 😂

my mum walked in while i was watching this and she thought i was watching porn
 😂


So throughout the music, Michael Jackson is moaning?


I cracked up so hard at MJ falling like that! HAAHHHI🤣🤣


A collection of sounds for when you get hit in a 2d platformer


When you lose your virginity in a room full of thumbtacks


Either Michael Jackson is repeatedly stubbing his toe or he's imitating a steam engine locomotive.


Sounds like Michael got hurt quite a few times 😂


technically if you can spell it into words so therefore they are those are words LOL


Someone please link the Michael Jackson running a marathon remix


"Shukuchuku. Shukuchuku. BOW!" A train runs into a dog.


When you find smash bros sound test options


Pov: you're when you accidentally hit him:


My mom just ran in my room with a bucket of cold water and the Wi-Fi router in her hand talking bout: “put it up  Kevin!!! In the name of the lord put it up!”


Sounds like a teenager that just discovered internet p*** and thought a cheese grater with icy hot for lube sounded like a good idea


Ayyo who got audio footage of Michael in bed??


Tfw you're tryna wash a baking tray just after it came out of the oven


Cavemen discovering fire (they find out it’s hot toward the end)


The Looney Tunes falling sound is what sent me


for a second  i thought that was my parents


Me we i am eating hot food but cant wait😊


This is what I hear outside of my parents bedroom


Excuse me these words are all vital vocabulary to the skrinko lexicon


Now take all of Michael Jacksons songs and put in all the non word sounds


So this is where they got the voices for Pogostuck.


Micheal jackson if he was being played by a competitive player in smash bros


It honestly sounds like botw link at some points...


Cartoon character walking through lava be like:


As a big MJ fan I have never laughed harder


Every time you walk into the bird section of the zoo


my mom just came into the room with a concerned look


I just hope you remember that a vicious child molester is making these funny sounds


On August 28, 2009, the Los Angeles County coroner classified Jackson's death as a homicide, determining that Jackson died from acute propofol intoxication, exacerbated by the anxiolytic lorazepam, and less significantly midazolam, diazepam, lidocaine, and ephedrine.


Smooth criminal but Michael is constipated


choreographers who don’t use 8-counts explaining the moves like


This is what it sounds like to step on Legos barefoot


When that one person in Roblox dies every 5 seconds be like:

DA DA DA DA DA DA


Pov dodgeing sans speedy attacks and still getting hit


I'm pretty sure he recorded this when he was experiencing gallstones


Me in the shower when someone turns the cold tap on downstairs and I get boiled 😅


sounds like a bunch of kids doing a animal school play


This is how Michael Jackson moonwalking on really hot rocks sounds like.


Idk why but it's so funny to hear each "Da!" Played one after the other like that


Sounds like his bed with all the kids he had sleeping in it.


POV: your a character from the Mario franchise


All the poor little boys that heard those same sounds…


This has been done before; I think the original creator should be credited.


freaking hate the ape-like shouting sound effects and it's everywhere!


If michael jackson had a destroyed bone:💀


POV : you go to the bathroom right next to MJ's bedroom in Neverland


I..... uhm

Sounds like really awkward sex


need someone to replace links grunts in smash bros with these


Please make a downloadable audio file of this


When you try to eat a bowl of steaming hot ramen but you’re too hungry to stop


mj makes a lot of buddy cop movies noises


rip forever... but this really feels like he is fucking himself somehow


Its censored because it describes what happens in Neverland Ranch


I have listened to this like 100 times. XD


The sound like the sound effects for Michael Jackson game and funny enough there is a Michael Jackson game for the Genesis


when he said "taka chuka chuka, schuka chukà" - I really felt it.


Hey, Michael? You okay in there? You’ve been with that kid for half an hour!


Why doesn't everyone set out to ruin things nowadays?


Average game with link in super smash bros


When Micheal Jackson having a heart a attack


Sounds like he fell down a flight of stairs and just kept on falling 😂


Ermmm chugga chugga is a word, it says so in my pop up railway picture book


The best sample was definitely [censored]


Man I don't care he liked kids. I love him 😂


Michael Jackson was really amazing! Love your research and vídeo. Congrats!♥


POV the sounds in the parent’s bedroom be like


This is the sound I make when eating reheated Indian food without letting it cool down first


😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣 That sick fk was such a waste of air.


Testament to quality; song not ruined. Song unruinable.


When you eat something that’s still too steaming hot


michael jackson walked so yeat could run


I had no idea MJ was actually link from the legend of zelda


When Michael Jackson joes to an orphanage


Censored , I think he slipped or something


I remember making exact same video back in 2005 in windows movie maker😅


I'm pretty sure you stuck a few lines from E-Gadd in Lugi's Mansion in here...


Never heard the song like this before. Hilarious


Gotta love those anime grunts. MJ for KH4.


Some of these sound like breath of the wild


Genius the guy was the vocalist dancer AND percussionist of the band


Laughing my ass off thinking about the recording guy going at michael like "ok now do the #3 shout.. cool great, great, now do the #4 WOOOAAH


You didn't ruin it, you made it a thousand times better 🙌🙌🙌


I did this for Queen’s “another one bites the dust” using tape to tape when I was a kid.  A surprising amount of non-words in that song. 😂


I love mj but I have to make a JOKE

Mj when he get to those kids


wow you should make it so i can download each sound


My wife just walked in on me abusing me for watching porn... This for some reason is even more awkward... 😅


U ruined it in the best way possible.  \m/


these are the noises the children that he graped made


Dang, I’ve never known Michael Jackson was so good at beatboxing 😂


Send this on a gold record to the aliens.


Her: yeah im quiet<br>Also her when I put the tip in:

Her: yeah im quiet
Also her when I put the tip in:


Pov: annie walks on legos and makes these noises

(Distance) “annie are you ok? are you ok annie?”


He sounds like Link in ocarina of time lmao


this are certified jack offable hood classic moans


Lyrics:
BOW!
cha-chtukuh
da-DA-DAH-DAH-BOWW!
random beat boxing
ah-ah
train noises
BOW!
more train noises
POWW!!!
HOOO!!
HOO!
HOOO!
HO!
AH!
AOWH!!
HAaaa-~
HOO!!
OOH!!!!
OOoH!!!
POW!!

Lyrics:
BOW!
cha-chtukuh
da-DA-DAH-DAH-BOWW!
*random beat boxing*
ah-ah
*train noises*
BOW!
*more train noises*
POWW!!!
HOOO!!
HOO!
HOOO!
HO!
AH!
AOWH!!
HAaaa-~
HOO!!
OOH!!!!
OOoH!!!
POW!!


I’m just saying… He would’ve made a great Link😢😢


Imagine a train but it makes Michael Jackson sounds


{censored} literally made this feel wrong


yeah, if you have a singer friend, don't do this to their vocal. if you do it, don't show it to them.


Nintendo saw sega Collab with MJ on sonic and thought "let's get that man to voice link"


dah dah dah dah dah dah<br>thats all ive heard for like a long time lol

dah dah dah dah dah dah
thats all ive heard for like a long time lol


Michael Jackson inside the Neverland Ranch:


The censored one isn't Micheal, right? That was 'Annie' it was some lady. That's what is thought this whole time


Gotta have a hobby.<br>The internet is a weird place.

Gotta have a hobby.
The internet is a weird place.


Why did you replace the sound with a dying cat?


But, those are all words.. you even labeled them, with words, explaining the sound..


ιʂαɠι ყσιƈԋι


Well done totally worth the time and effort


It’s like those compilations of just the breathes of a person


I’m sorry but in my opinion this is better then the original song itself. This is pure gold lol 😂


this is what my sleep paralysis demon says too


Sounds a lot like Mario when you jump around in Mario 64.


Actually this is a leaked audio of him hanging out with those little kids 😓


Micheal jackson theorists be like

"All the grunts and shouts heard here are a message to devil worshippers" or some shit


Sounds like hits/strikes against a Smooth Criminal


Sounds like Mario giving it hard to Toad


And they say this generations humor makes no sense 🙄


king of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm for fun


I wonder what Michael Jackson is doing making these noises


Feels like playing a Mortal Kombat 3 fight


When mj invites a little boy to his mansion


POV: you’ve been invited over to your favorite pop, singers house for a sleepover


You could put the idks in there. I had to look it up to really tell what he was saying


That "HOOO, HOO-HOOO" part made me think of SM64 speed running


Штурмтермінатор ТРО Око Жаху


What do you mean you ruined it?

This is an improvement.


"No, Greg, there is no monster under you bed, the sounds you are hearing must just be the wind"

The monster under his bed:

"No, Greg, there is no monster under you bed, the sounds you are hearing must just be the wind"

*The monster under his bed:*


Алина Хафизова


sounds like a kid fiddler of some kind. how curious.


When you gotta take the cookies out of the oven but only have a rag


Chuh chuh pii toh tah! Hee hee!<br>-Mr Jefferson of South Park Colorado

Chuh chuh pii toh tah! Hee hee!
-Mr Jefferson of South Park Colorado


And this is still better than every rap or pop song from the last ten years.


Maybe this inspired Mike Patton fantomas


Sounds like a character in street fighter


When MJ enters the baby products section at Target


the best song. this needs a award of some kind


Alternative title: Smooth criminal, only the best parts


you missed that whole part when they're just moaning and grunting LOL


My whole life, I really thought OOOoooOo was a valid scrabble word smh


When Michael Jackson gets a little boy behind closed doors 🤷🏽♂


The first ever Michael Jackson sex tape.


I think my brother must love this song, I keep hearing it at night. Not to mention his girlfriend keeps showing up just to play this song!


What for, like that’s not even a flex bro 😂


Does this remind anyone else of when they lost their virginity? —- yeah… me— me neither…


The original CD version has breathing at the start, that's missing here.


LOL love when he falls down the screen and makes that suggestive yell


🚨‼‼‼THE GIBBONS HAVE ESCAPED THE FACILITY!! I REPEAT, THE GIBBONS HAVE ESCAPED THE FACILITY!! 🚨‼‼‼


Well, this song is now called "Chaka-chaka-pow-wow"


Oh yeah. He definitely touched a few of them


Someone should have these be sounds in a videogame


I can’t believe the audio for Michael Jackson’s sex tape got leaked


It sounds like a doom wad while using God mode and berserk


Cuando estás cocinando algo con aceite en la cocina XD


This seems like the type of thing you listen to with headphone your family is walking through the hallway and hears this


This is just Link and Mario having an argument

Micaiah the Otaku Gamer [HybridAngelZero]


This is like going through fighters voice clips in smash ultimate


These are most likely the sounds he made whilst molesting children.


Lets all take a step back and realise that the solar system formed some 4.5 billion years ago. Life emerged some 3.5 billion years ago. We grew, we evolved, we survived extinction level events. We learned to use tools. We created civilizations. Came up with mathematics, art, language. Discovered science. Grew to be the dominant species on the planet. Then we created the internet a world wonder with no equal. ALL of that, leading to the creation of this video. The pinnacle of human endeavors.


That *_"[censored]"_* near the end lmao!

Ʌᴛᴍᴏꜱ ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜ


These would make great sound bytes for if Michael Jackson was in Street Fighter


POV: Youre 12 and got invited to Michael Jacksons mansion and all the camera crews and maids are gone.


Michael Jackson sees someone under the age of 13


That's the sound he was making while hanging out with his under age litle friends


now i want an album with those non-words of Micheal Jackson.


Sounds like a very stressful sex scene 😂


When people ask me what my favorite MJ song is:


The part where he fell down was so unexpected. 😂🤣👏


It sounds like he's dancing on a hot stone while having a stroke


You claim they aren't words and yet you spelled them all perfectly. Conspiracy!


This could be use as a sound mod for a Zelda game where Links voice is replaced by Jacksons noises.


The best part about this is i know exactly when the sound occurred in the song😅


does the continuous “DA” remind anyone else of BOTW when link jumps or something


The sounds I make when I notice a spider on my shoulder


Those poor children that he molested I cry evrytime


Michael Jackson sound clips for Smash Ultimate


This is literally me when I try to rip a bandaid off my arm


Did he fall down a really long staircase?


they are all word in the language of michaeljacksonese


Sounds like he’s under the shower head waiting for the freezing water to heat up.😂


It's funny that the "da" goes from quiet to angry in 0.5 secs


Thats what the kids that usud to visit his house used to hear all night


If Michael existed in the world of Banjo-Kazooie.


Somebody should use these sound effects and replace them with the noises link makes in TLOZ


lol.. sound like he's having sex with children..


He's a smooth criminal. Ruined it for us


When a cartoon figure is falling off a cliff


You have way too much time on your hands! 😂


Mama say. Mamma saw. Mamma cu saw.

Hee Hee! 🕺🕺🕺


Someone, somewhere is getting off to this.. and that disturbs me


Turns out standard notes and music are not "non-word[s]"


This thing started out as a song and then evolved into Hooty noises and I love it.


I love how each sound was actually like spelt out and used as it's own name...<br>We don't talk about [censored]

I love how each sound was actually like spelt out and used as it's own name...
We don't talk about [censored]


I always thought he was from Thomas and Friends.


My sound engineering teacher: Pro Tools is a professional program and the workflow choice of professionals <br>Also Pro Tools:

My sound engineering teacher: Pro Tools is a professional program and the workflow choice of professionals
Also Pro Tools:


This sounds like the dictionary mode on a school keyboard


Michael Jackson when his tea is a bit too hot


Even without words I can’t stop watching this


This sounds like that one karate guy in Wii Music


Bro sounding like he's from my singing monsters


I love how it's just labeled '[censored]' with <b>that sound</b> he makes lol

I love how it's just labeled '[censored]' with *that sound* he makes lol


Someone should make a mod for Super Mario 64 with these sound effects instead of the normal ones hahaha


The alternative timeline where MJ went to prison and got passed around like an oreo colored fleshlight


i think about this video every time i listen to smooth criminal (which is often)


Amazing preview of the new Michael Jackson fighting game in the works!


They’ve got enough mario sound effects to last the next ten games


The amount of time this man said yes in Russian


POV: your walking over the Lego I just spilled


Micheal Jackson being beaten up in,high,school be like


This is basically friday night funking MJ battle


Ruined it hell, you made that song better than ever.


This is my first time ever even seeing this channel and I somehow read this as every N word in Smooth Criminal. I was like dang is there an explicit version of Smooth Criminal that I’ve never heard before or something!? Instead of Annie I guess he would’ve said… well I imagine you could make four by putting two and two and two together.


This is hilarious. Him falling was perfect.


I like how he literally raped kids and y’all still love him


This is for sure the best Michael Jackson song.


I do not know why you did this, but I am glad you did.


I just spit my coffee out laughing so hard lmao🤣🤣🤣


Dude, I've never seen every single top comment be this hillarious 💀


Kon Jonnor Is Leaving This Platform Tomorrow™


It sounds like sound files for a fight game character


Play that loud and slap the headboard, and the neighbors should be confused or impressed.


Link + Lego Yoda + Harold the Homeboy (Icy Tower)


This sounds like those character sound tests in Smash Bros


Perfect timing is standig up from the toilet just when the first "au" sounds. It was so satisfying.


It appears like a compilation of Tom and Jerry best moments


Michael Jackson in the strip club after he frees them:


666th comment. I found this on Facebook and the comments vary vastly.


POV: you’re a little boy, you’re blindfolded, something is up your butt, and it really hurts


Me falling down a flight of exactly 34 stairs


I’m gonna go on a tangent and say Bow is a real word


why does this remind me of Leon's voicelines for Dead By Daylight


When you're fucked up off Nyquil and moonwalk so hard you enter the shadow realm


some sounds that come out of his voice just makes me think too much


For a bonus point, explain this to ET

Wrong answers only


The hardest try not to laugh challenge yet


This is what playing a Michael Jackson 3D platformer would sound like


This sounds like the character voice clips in smash bros.


And not a single heehee in the whole song? That is both interesting and surprising.


That’s weird<br>I only heard train sounds


THERE I RUINED IT FINALLY ON YOUTUBE SHORTS!!


I need a sound bored full of these noises


These reming me of those old lego death sounds


This is just a keyboard piano in voice mode 5


When Michael Jackson sings in a Lego game:


omg I love the "da dA DA <i>DA</i> " and "BOoOooW!" so much 😭✋

omg I love the "da dA DA _DA_ " and "BOoOooW!" so much 😭✋


Now someone needs to animate MJ falling down the stairs


Someone help this man, he's in terrible pain! Can't you hear his cries of agony?


That is how Michael sounds when he is having sex with underage boys


you guys all need to watch "every michael jackson grunt". legendary classic video.


Why does this kinda sound like noises from a Donkey Kong game?


Sounds like he’s setting up a soundboard for the next Link


This is what’s called a train derailment


All those grunts and "shivers" make me feel <i>very</i> uncomfortable for some reason...

All those grunts and "shivers" make me feel _very_ uncomfortable for some reason...


I wish I could add shorts to playlists...


For me this actually makes even better😂. That’s probably because I’m writer though and enjoy seeing how this could/should be when written.


Netflix: Are you still watching?<br>Someone's daughter:

Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter:


Actually if you look at most Slavic languages the word “da” means yes in those languages


When you go through the sounds of characters that don’t speak in Smash


Dude sounds like he’s… Going down in the bed…


Reading the titles of the tracks is the best part


My cats are getting new ideas from this..


Wasn't there a song where Michael Jackson just moaned for an uncomfortable amount of time? Like really really moaned?


You thought we wouldn't recognise this as the audio from a Tom & Jerry episode?


When you move the shower handle 2 millimeters to the left whilst the water is already hot:


MJ is on the battlefield. Ithaca or some sort of 6-7 round shotgun, possibly revolver, depending on the time. Every “shaka/shukka/chugga” is a reload, “eh” and “da” is the shotgun being cocked or the revolver chamber being put back in place. Having getting near shot, he yells “Hoo”. Throughout the bullets that missed him, he gets hit, screaming “ugh”. Debris is flying everywhere from the explosions. MJ dives his way to safety, though badly injuring his leg from some of the smaller pieces of what was flying around, biting down hardly faintly saying “OOOWH”, later letting out a “[censored]”. Looking around for his team, he crawls around, grunting “Dahhh Ahhh”, “OOOW”, all in pain. We later hear someone coming around from the opposite side of him. Michael, pulling out his weapon, sees the person as to be one of enemy. None of us know what really happened, after his bodycam was shut off. The last thing we hear is a loud shot emanating.


We now welcome you back to Michael Jackson stepping on legos

Товарищ Снруб


Every Michael Jackson song in a nutshell, and they’re all still bangers


Captions:<br>😀😩😩😩😩😀😀😀😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😀😩😩😩😩😀😩😩😩😀😩

Captions:
😀😩😩😩😩😀😀😀😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😀😩😩😩😩😀😩😩😩😀😩


Alt title: stepping on concrete barefoot in summer


I now want a Michael Jackson voice over for Link mod lol


Actually, this is just how Mj sounds like


I AM SORRY BUT I CAN LITERALLY NOT STOP IMAGINING LINK SINGING THIS ...
WHYYYYYY!!!!!??!!!!!

I AM SORRY BUT I CAN *LITERALLY NOT* STOP IMAGINING LINK SINGING THIS ...
WHYYYYYY!!!!!??!!!!!


I need these all for sfx for my soundboard or a game


These sound like voice lines for if Michael Jackson was a fighting game character.


We can all agree he is the scat king from this. (The talk kind of scat, not the poop kind.)


The word ( censored) triggers me every time. And I fall on the floor 💀😭


When you cycle through the voice options on character creation


It sounds like Tom from Tom and Jerry screaming


I appreciate the fact that you named them all


You should make songs from the non-words of all your favorite Michael Jackson songs


Every time you watch Anime without subtitles:


ah yes, “Micheal Jackson In Super Smash Bros”


Playing against Moonwalker in YOMI Hustle be like


MJ when he gets his Amazon order of children


These sound like video game character action sounds 😂


Stepping on legos at night and hitting every corner in things.


Now we edit them into Loony Tunes.

This is how we get a 23'rd century duck.


POV: You've been hit by a smooth criminal


It's exactly me when the bath is a bit too hot


Michael Jackson leaked tape (real) (not safe for work!)


I’m pretty sure you just created a call to attract all of the neighborhood ADD kids…

…don’t play it too loud


When he said "Shukka chukka",<br>I felt that.

When he said "Shukka chukka",
I felt that.


So that's how He sounded during intercourse?


POV : Ya walking in a really cold shower.


𓆩乂「ΔᗷᕼÏ__ᗪᗝᑎ」乂𓆪


sounds like a goofy a a cartoon segs lmao


Look up gibbons howling you won’t be disappointed


Bro sounds like Tom from Tom and Jerry 😂


the more I listen to this it starts to sound kinda like intro the feel good inc...


If miachel Jackson was a smash bros charecter


POV you are the kids Michael jackson babysat


Sounds like a man being attacked by birds


[censored]
my absolute  favorite mj non word.
surprisingly.
-


[censored ] <br>Micheal proceeds to  sound like me when I get an entire week of school💀

[censored ]
Micheal proceeds to  sound like me when I get an entire week of school💀


Pov: You are Michael's private security and this is all you hear after you see a group of  Women entering his dressing room.


When Macaulay Culkin spends the night at Jacko’s house


Sounds like he has an itch he can't quite reach.


Sounds like my first composer island, but better, it has more than a mammot


It sounds like the Michael Jackson Nintendo game


This is honestly better than the actual song-


Anyone else think this sounds like Mario/Luigi lmao..? 😭


Michael Jackson's falling sounds in a puzzle platformer based on smooth criminal


You gotta do the end chorus of In The Closet, full of censored sections 👀


Most of this is male charecter hurt sound effects


<b>sounds like me when I'm constipated tryna push out a fat one</b>

*sounds like me when I'm constipated tryna push out a fat one*


That fall sound was hilarious aaawwaohhhaaa


I can just imagine this is what it sounds like to make love to Michael Jackson


Don't worry He's just speaking Gibberish


When you try to solder but try holding the soldering iron with your teeth:


POV: unfinished game releases early with the physics all fu€ked up


this is what playing rayman legends sounds like lol


"please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste"


Michael Jackson with only non-words is just Michael Jackson getting bottomed. Change my mind.


QUICK SOMEONE MAKE BREAKCORE OUT OF THIS


"[censored]" has to be the greatest title ever.


I feel like this is aliens trying to order McDonald's


Y'know,this kinda sounds like my parents bedroom lol


When you find the camera in your Mom’s room


what app do you use to make songs sound funny? i have been looking everywhere


Please do more Michael Jackson content like this


usually when someone says they laughed on the internet they are lying, but because of this I've really audibly laughed for the first time in months


Well, if you wanted honesty
That's all you had to say
I never want to let you down
Or have you go, it's better off this way
For all the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out
What will it take to show you
That it's not the life it seems? (I'm not okay)
I've told you time and time again
You sing the words but don't know what it means (I'm not okay)
To be a joke and look
Another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook
For the last time, take a good hard look
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out
Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You said you read me like a book
But the pages all are torn and frayed
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay now (I'm okay, now)
But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay! (Trust me)
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay, I'm not o-fucking-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay


wait, this is just a tom and jerry episode


I played this a little too loud. My neighbors called the cops & told them a woman was being abused. <br>Thanks There I Ruined It. 👍

I played this a little too loud. My neighbors called the cops & told them a woman was being abused.
Thanks There I Ruined It. 👍


My grandma made these sounds when falling down the stairs


A build-your-own-Michael-Jackson-Song kit yay :)


I can just imagine MJ in Smash and this is his voice clip list in Sounds


When you need to hype yourself up after shoving a spicy pepper into your mouth:


Awesome are you planing to make a Download for these Samples?


My mother in law is an MJ addict and with this short I'm now ready to make her like me even less. Thanks!


imagine bro in the recording studio trying to get the ""UAUAUUHHH..." right


Michael Jackson - <b>(Intense Workout SFX)</b>

Michael Jackson - *(Intense Workout SFX)*


This is non musical just a bunch of butt poker sounds like Not Good


You have definitely got too much time on your hands .....Good gob 😁


Sounds like the injury sound effect from Croc 2 for the original playstation. Like spot on the same.


I'm pretty sure there was more than that.


Can I request a similar compilation of James Brown noises ?


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you. My collection is finally completed.


"I ruined it"<br>   Trying to ruin a golden vocals that can't be ruined.

"I ruined it"
   Trying to ruin a golden vocals that can't be ruined.


That was hysterical.  Still one of my favorite songs and videos.


♥𝙰 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙼𝙹 𝚏𝚊𝚗♡


Someone in this world is aroused by this and it’s not me or you (hopefully)


Play this with the instrumental version of the song and you get a hit


Those were just sounds Jako recorded while molesting his victims.


You could try but you can never ruin smooth criminal


D&D;  "You come across a MichealJacksonmancer."


Mortal Kombat, Subzero causing trouble for MJ but its all in good fun


When you step into the shower and the water is 150 degrees.


Wow I never knew  smooth criminal lacked a traditional "shamone"  that is usually thrown in there. Good to know.


This is the perfect background to Peter griffin falling down the stairs.


These are the sound effects of a 90's fighting game.


I wonder how long the clip would be if you gathered every single non word from EVERY album, start to finish...


Me pretending to be micheal jackson in the bathroom be like:


I unfortunately took a breath as this vid started to play and then spent the next minute laugh/coughing. Fantastic! Great work!


Rumor has it that this was the secret wiretap in Michael's bedroom


This is what I imagine his thought process sounds like


POV you’re going over links sound files in a game:


I don't care what anybody says this is just the loop of Link attacking


It's like if Lui Kang made a song for Mortal Kombat


Sounds like you’re speedrunning through a Michael Jackson game.


Just the sound files from Super Michael Jackson Kart


You should make a Michael Jackson train and all he says is Chugga Chugga


[ • Ÿ å b ã į • ]


Surprised that Youtube hasn't made this age restricted. Lol


bow shoucka shoucka  da da da dow beat box DOW DOW DOW DOWSHOUCKA SHOUCKA DOW SHOUCKS SHOUCKAWOO WOO WOO AHH OHHH acts like he feel down but sounds like he moaned lol

bow shoucka shoucka  da da da dow *beat box* DOW DOW DOW DOWSHOUCKA SHOUCKA DOW SHOUCKS SHOUCKAWOO WOO WOO AHH OHHH *acts like he feel down but sounds like he moaned lol*


What a Chinese Commentator would sound like if Bruce Lee and Shaolin are in the WWE Ring..


I'm stuck on this video, can't stop watching it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Is this Links long lost twin brother?

Legend of Oww!


When you step on the pile of Legos you forget to clean up


To put it in a few words, you truly did, Ruin it


THE WAY HE STARTS COMING IN TO THE VIDEO 😆😆


Made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, thats probably what he must of sounded like in the bedroom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I love this!  Just need to make it my ring tone!  And my doorbell!  Thank you for this!  ❤😂😂😂


Michael Jackson getting hurt be like: bOOwWoOw


When you speedrun super Michael Jackson 64


This sound like a fighting game character's voice lines

                    - a person with a hazama from blazblue pfp


His voice goes with the beat dummy’s none of y’all have any rhythm cornballs lmfao


Это теперь мое любимое видео...

Это теперь мое любимое видео...

Лида Алексиева


This says a lot about our economic society as a whole


Sounds like he's fighting Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat


Danm my parents wrestling match is getting a bit whacky


Women: Men need to start making more noise in bed!<br>Men:

Women: Men need to start making more noise in bed!
Men:


When ya trying to hold a hot potato fresh out the oven.


This was Michael Jackson molesting a kid


OK WHAT GAME DID YOU RIP THESE VOICE CLIPS FROM?


All the non words from the music video would have been even funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I'd love to see Under Pressure get the same treatment... imagine.


Now I know what a Neverland Ranch sleepover sounds like


Sorry you didn’t ruin a thing!!! THANK YOU for this masterpiece! Especially adding the censored piece 😏🤣


Came here to confirm that my guess on Skeptics Guide To The Galaxy episode 881 is correct.