What bro country sounds like to people who don’t like bro country

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"I got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck"

He was so real for this.

waits for the parody part to start

“got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck”
most inspirational quote of 2023

Reminds me of the Bo Burnham song making fun of how modern country is just pandering.

We've been through this before. Every time you try to mock country, you just make another certified corn field classic.

Fun Fact: In country music, truck is a form of punctuation truck

Edit: It seems I had forgotten a truck truck :P

"I write songs about riding tractors, from the comfort of a private jet." - Bo Burnham

I worked a summer job where they played exclusively country music on the radio, and this was all of them

If someone released a song with these exact lyrics, it would be next year's CMA winner for Song of the Year. Hands down.

Accurate. Just waiting for buck hunting, bass fishing, gun rack in the back, whiskey shots and Built Ford Tough.

I actually laughed out loud to "there's a beer in my beer". It's just so weird and stupid but I keep laughing at it.

“Red white and blue girl Friday night”

Why could that actually work

This isn't ruining, this is probably going to the top of the country charts

I live in the south where this kind of music is super widely listened to by people who aren't really paying attention, and this is so accurate

This isn't what it sounds like, this is just what it is

That's how it sounds to people who do like it, too. See you at the CMAs next year!

I've never heard this called bro country before, but it is a great name to distinguish between this kind and the classics.

This is actually an upgrade. I would listen to this song.

I've heard this playing at my local Walmart.
Word for word.

As someone who lives in Montana and only hears country on the radio no matter what, this is actually some good shit.

Every country song after 1983 be like:

I have to listen to this all day at work and this is EXACTLY how it is

we need a full version

This is the best explanation as to why I don't like country I can give to my sister in law.

"Something about motherhood this time, because the song already had a truck" -- Harry Chapin

*Hits #1 on the Country Charts within seconds of release

as someone who loves country music, i found this absolutely hilarious..

I’d 100% listen to this drunk driving

are you seriously saying those are not the lyrics to EVERY Bro Country Song ? 🤨 I thought they only flipped the order and frequency of appearance based on Menly = more beer, Friendly = more dogs, Horny = more chicks ?

Needs more banjo and rock guitar would totally add a full version to my country playlist though

Ah yes, every single song that plays at Texas Roadhouse.

"It's a fucking scarecrow again!"

Is it bad I want a full version of this?

gotta beer in my beer

This is unironically the perfect country song parody

Southern accent needs to be overexaggerated, but 10/10.

Incredibly accurate.

I showed this to my mom and she asked what song it was 😭

As someone who lives in an area with this kind of life style, I can one hundred percent confirm.

Best thing Luke Bryan ever sang.

Accurate AF. New Country is shit. Dial it back to the early-mid 90’s and go no further.

Oh, okay. I was wondering what this genre of rhythmic noise is called.

I work at Tractor Supply. there are some classics, but more often than not, it's bro country playing on the store speakers. and that's why I stay out in the barn listening to good music

Got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck.
Pure poetry.

This is so inspirational

This is pure love. ❤ I'm not even 'murican and I need more of this song.

“Gotta beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck”
-best quote ever

Reminds me to that SNL skit with Will Forte and (forget her name right now, she's in that Bridesmaid movie) singing their heart out about model T cars, toddlers, UFO, etc, promoting their country album. 😂 When they sing the anthem, Will's serious face got me stitches and his awesome vocal actually blew me away.

If you release a full version of this it will unironically become a hit

i need a longer version cuz you forgot
1) God
2) fishing
3) bar
4) also "Girl power" songs for the women singers
"Man, I feel like a woman" -Shania Twain
"This Ones for All the Girls" -Martini McBride

This is a real song that gets played 50 times a day on country stations and nothing can change my mind.

This is so true. With you, every day is a blessing 😂

Please do this with other music genres!

"Truck jeans beer, girl, creek boots truck!"
This is ligit how i hear country

As a person who does not enjoy country, this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard.

The world is a better place with people like you and Bill McLintock. Thank you.

No cap this is amazing and I'd genuinely listen to a full 2-3 min Ver of this song

You forgot the “playing guitar on the lonely roads of America” part

Rhyming truck with truck is the most rhyme of all time.

I sing like this to my wife all the time cause we hate country, and every time we hear a song I look at her and say “Got my dog and my truck and my beer and my girl”. This is great.

Could’ve sworn I heard this on the radio earlier!

Deserves to go viral. Think about how much bro country he had to endure to make this, people!

Holy crap you nailed that!! This is EXACTLY how bro country sounds!

As someone from the Midwest that listens to bro country, that’s exactly what it is

This singular work elevates bro country to an art form.

I grew up in the south and listened to a lot of this growing up... and this is 100% me.

"Yo dawg at the wheel, I heard you like beer and Chevy trucks, so we put a beer in your beer and a Chevy in your truck so you can beer while you beer while you beer and truck while you dirt road while you Chevy"

“Man, Woman, Camera TV” walked so “Truck Jeans Beer Girl Cheek Boots Truck” could run.

This encapsulates a significant part of my two years working at a Bass Pro.

Every country song abbreviated into one song for my listening convenience! Thank you.

“got a beer in my beer and a chevy in my truck” this is definitely one of the quotes.

Now that it's not coherent sentences of any sort, it genuinely slaps.

Just pulled up to my uncle's house, and he is blasting country music. I sat down and got the notification for this vid 😂

As somebody who listens to bro country, I can tell you it sounds like this to us too.

jokes on you, I'd blast this if it was a full song!

As someone who line dances, this is what country songs sound like to people who like country music too. This is just country music.

You didn't ruin it. You nailed it.

This is what I'd imagine it would sound like if someone asked an AI to write a country song.

Accuracy: 100%

Lol that's almost more on point than the one you did for RHCP!!

Unlike modern country music, this was actually enjoyable

To be fair, this is also what bro country sounds like to people who DO like country music.

One of my managers loves country music, so when she’s on duty, that’s what is playing on the store radio. Almost every Saturday, I am forced to listen to country music the entire shift. So I can confirm this is exactly what country music sounds like

If you'd play that in the middle of a saturday night, no one would even notice.

I didn’t read the caption at first and thought this was just a new country song 😂

CMT just jizzed their pants.

I was raised in different culture (I'm slavic), so I'm pretty sure i perceive American country music way differently than americans do. I love it.

This is nearly every mainstream country song released since 1990.

Finally, some real country music

WE BEERING IT OUT OF THE BEER WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

This is so accurate!
I can't breathe!😂

Was into that for two years in middle school, and this is hilarious, probably because I'm extremely embarrassed of that fact now and how accurate this is.

You had me at Truck

You said you ruined it, but I swear I just heard this on the radio and they said it was Number 1 on the country charts this whole month... 😂

"Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!"

You have to create full versions! I want this for my Cherokee in my Truck :D

As a lifelong fan of Country music, I can confirm that this is a solid synopsis of the genre.

The only thing I wpuld have added was a reference to heartbreak.

Why does this sound better than most country songs

Nailed it. Favorite country song for sure.

as a country enjoyer, this is surprisingly accurate.

I’ve never heard the term “bro country” but I like it haha.
I needed a term to draw the line between country music I like, and the pop stuff on the radio.

I think we need a video for this song!😂

“It ain’t all beer, beer, truck, truck, girls in them tight jeans…”

I just keep coming back to this because it’s so hilarious and brilliant. And unfortunately exactly what it’s like to live in a red state on a daily basis.

A dog wearing cut off jeans while driving a chevy.... Never expected that lmao

You've inspired me....
### "Just Two Bros"

*Chorus*
(G) "Just two bros, in a truck, chasing stars so bright,
(D) Roughhousing and laughing, lost in the night,
(Em) Just two bros, close as can be, in the moon's playful light,
(C) In our world, where everything feels just right."

*Verse 1*
(G) "Shoulder to shoulder, fishing by the lake,
(D) Joking and jostling, no pretense to fake,
(Em) 'Bro, you’re a catch, a real great mate,'
(C) 'Just two bros, defining our own fate.'"

*Chorus*
(Repeat Chorus)

*Verse 2*
(G) "Campfire glows, just us in the wild,
(D) Sharing a tent, like when we were a child,
(Em) 'Bro, your laugh, it's my favorite sound,'
(C) 'Just two bros, in a friendship profound.'"

*Bridge*
(Am) "Rough and tumble, in the dark,
(G) 'Just two bros,' with an unspoken spark,
(C) In each other’s arms, just horsing around,
(D) 'Just two bros,' with a love that’s bound."

*Chorus Repeat*
(Repeat Chorus)
((Written with the assistance of ChatGPT))

Got a beer in my beer and chevy in my truck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is so true and I can confirm
I swear this is just every Luke Bryan song ever

This is literally how all country sounds to me

I live in middle Tennessee, this is pretty much every radio station around.

My friends be attacking country so much bro like damn i cant listen no more😭

This is pretty accurate for the 2010s but you gotta add in some "tough on crime" and "we look out for our own" to update it for the 2020s.

I need for there to be a full-length version of this. Please.

Flashed me right back to the Sir Mashalot legendary 6 song country mashup

I love country music, and this parody is SPOT ON!!! 😂😂😂 ❤ 👢 🐕 🍺 🇺🇸

This is exactly why "beer beer truck truck" was made.

Actually slaps tho. Make a full version of it and id bump it unironically

My brother is obsessed with country, I got to show him this😂

Your lyrics get me everytime.

"Beer in mah beer and uh Chevy in mah truck"
Got a Chevy in my cup, girl in my beer, and a dixie cup in my Friday night! Moonlight dog fish, dirt road memories, ridin down the backroads, denim jeans century!

Ironically better than most country music.

As someone who hates country music, This is so accurate 😭

The official truck of song month

This literally what my biology class sounds like before class actually starts

This sounds like a fever dream 😂

Dog at the wheel reminds me of that one meme with the all dogs can be trained car

Bo Burnham would be proud

Country music lovers would no doubt love this. Most people love a good joke about themselves if it's honest and true, like King of the Hill making gentle fun of blue collar Texans.

“Rural nouns, simple adjectives” 🎶

Gotta say, I love this song!

As a Texan I approve of this song 😊

Lmmfaoooo!!! Nailed it!!! 😂🤣😂

You forgot the part about dancing on the tailgate and fireflies popping like the 4th of July.

I want a full version of this.

I haven’t listened to any country newer than the 70’s in years. flipped through radio stations the other day while driving and the 5 second clip of a modern country song I heard was about drinking beer and driving a pickup truck.

I thought it was supposed to be a meme.

Best song of 2023 or whatever year it is.

girl friday night was so accurate

Need a full version.

Country radio chart topper right there

Man it's like i just walked into a Tractor Supply.

You forgot the obligatory name check of the band Alabama.

Yup, can confirm that every country song sounds like this to me

Everyone is complimenting the lyrics, which are awesome, but the vocalization is spot on too. Both the register and accent are EXACTLY what you hear from every country singer.

So this is what was on Ken's radio in the Barbie movie.

This is a grain fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

Put it out🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

on the road again + limbo would mix really well

This is actually fire 🔥🔥🔥!

The funniest thing is they don’t even change the music sometimes, there was a video a few years back where they put something like 8 songs back to back and the music was identical in all of them.

that's a chart topper right there, yessir, yee haw

This right here is real music, i relate to this.

Exactly lol. I like more old school country like Glen Campbell, Randy Travis, John Denver, Johnny Cash, and also stuff like Josh Turner. This video is exactly what I say about modern country

awesome, red solo cup, I kid you not

You're telling me this isn't every country song ever?

It felt like it was actually painful for the singer not to include truck in every verse

I would actually listen to this😂

I completely lost it at ‘Friday night’

“Gotta beer in my beer”

This is the ultimate modern July 4th AI country rock anthem. Yeehaw!

A strange thing happened after I started Testosterone therapy, I've recently been listening to Bro Country. I've never enjoyed any kind of country music before.

🤠 Interesting perspective, really opens my eyes! 🎵

I like that bit about the dog at the wheel

I guarantee you this could get radio play in Nashville.

He forgot the part about beer 😢

Every time someone puts on the country station. Just an 8 hour long multi-song about this stuff and nothing else

Just slap the name 'before my coffee hits' on to this song and you have something that makes sense

"What they call country today is just bad rock groups with a fiddle" - Tom Petty

As someone who likes older country music (Johnny Cash, Marty Robins, Dolly Parton, etc.), this is pretty accurate for the modern day with a few key exceptions like Lucinda Williams. BTW, you forgot to include God and guns

Got a beer in my beer. Ahhh good times 😅

The dog is the designated driver.

1000% accurate!

I thought this was a parody. I hear this song every time I pass the country stations.

I am laughing so hard I have spilled my beer all over my beer.

and an American flag...

oh y'all said the colors hahaha 😂 dirt road bike road beer moonlight! I'm dyin this is really funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Had to listen to it a couple times to even understand how this wasn't just any other modern country song. Ha!

This song makes me wanna put on a white low cut top, short shorts and a brand new pair of cowboy boots

This just is every country song.

This sounds like a normal country song to me. I am being 100% real

That's exactly it, man!

Imagine you pull up to Texas and are met with a train dog

And here's the most popular artist under the genre of Bro Country: iiiiiiit's There, I Ruined It!

Dog at the wheel got me

Not enough whiskey

I’m gunna need this (and all the others) on Apple Music

as someone whose parents listen to nothing but country, this is literally all i hear

and the cma award for song of the year goes to.... drum roll thereiruinedit!

There is good country which is rare these days, and then everything else sounds like this to me... you have made the latest hit for all I know.

Honestly without that second voice at the end it wouldn’t be that bad

every country song does talk about drinking, pick up trucks and moonlight. thats not a joke.

This is completely accurate... When you break down most country music what you get is this crap with a bunch of filler lyrics

You forgot to add the random fourth of july 😂

This is actually accurate as a person who likes country music

This is how all of Country Music sounds to me.

“Got a dog at the wheel”

Country music is waiting in line at Texas Roudhouse for your party to be called.

I got a dog at the wheel killed me. But on the whole this is accurate of not a cutup version of any country song

Honestly this is better than most bro country. It doesn't bother being coherent and just exists on vibes. In doing so it makes it clear that the image it is evoking is purely imaginary, resolving the dissonance underlying so much of country.

Also, it's funny, unlike most country.

As someone who doesn't like bro country, this is EXACTLY what it sounds like to me.

LMAO😂🤣 that is Exactly how it sounds!

I know for a fact I listened to this song at work and I can confirm this is all I heard out of it.

The fact that I thought this was a real song for more than 7 seconds!!!

Suggestion, and this may just be in my head, but that one guitar part in A7X’s Bat Country has some shocking similarities to the chorus of kill bill, kill bill being slower and pitched differently, so I kinda wanna hear the lyrics to kill bill playing over the guitar solo in bat country

These are all way too accurate.

Spot on! 🤣

Less intellectual than Latin songs repeating “corazon” over and over.

Literally what i hear with every single country song

I can't wait until we get the booty booty booty brand name rap song.

Do Crazy Frog - Alex F + Ed Sherran - Shape of you

Better than most country I’ve heard ngl

Literally every country song ever.

I was like," why is he just doing a country song," until I read the caption.

As someone who lives where awful country music is played literally everywhere 24/7 yes this is basically all of them.

This is 100% accurate!

“Gotta beer in my beer”

“How to write a Top 10 country song”

Never heard this song before but add gunshots and a bald eagle sound and this becomes the most American song that exists

Well, that's what it's like to drive a Ford F150.

This is the most accurate one

Cut off jeans truck 😂😂😂

The most country country song that ever countried.

You know, this song needs a few more trucks added to it

Yes it sounds exactly like that

I love you for this.

I always called it “Poptry”.

This is actually better than most of it

This is why I listen to new independent Bluegrass. Country hasn't been Country since early 90's...

Now this is country panderin’
I even heard a sublet mandolin

this is literally just Tracy Adkins' 'Where the Country Girls At'

Ultra perfect cliche package 😄

Goes to show how county folk can find the best of times around the most basic props 👍

K why is this actually a banger tho

You nailed it. No notes

Anyone got the chords for this? This is coming out at the campfire at the end of a dirt road... that I travelled to in my small SUV from my suburban house.

He doesnt specify that the truck driving dog isnt wearing the cut off jeans so ill have to assume he is

😭nah this just sounds like bro country in general

I think this is just how bro country actually is in reality? You probably just wrote a number one song!

Only thing missing is something about the troops. "Red white and blue" gets close enough tho

That's just every country song to me lol

Got a dog at the wheel 💀

Country music in 100 words or less.

Literally every country song:

As someone who isn’t a big fan of this genre (if you like it that’s fine) this is true

I am gonna make dis my ringtone

This is exactly how it sounds

I'm going to play this for my family haha

I actually like bro country, but this is still what it sounds like to me.

Every lyric from every country song

Actual banger

How is that so accurate tho 😅

I can confirm this is accurate.

Can confirm. I'm unable to tell the difference, if there is one.

It's so close. The only thing missing is saying "honky-tonk" over and over.

Country heads, this is what you sound like to the rest of us normal people.

Sounds like a country song to me

This is literally just how country songs sound, like em or not. Except they're always a bit more rapey in vibe when they talk about women.

He forgot the shotguns.

Nah bc I was raised on country and this is what it sounds like to me xD

That's a top 10 country hit

You guys should sell some CDs. :-)

I got a whiskey in my truck and a chevy in my beer

Mentioned a dirt road definitely a modern country song

this kind of goes hard

The Luke Bryan AI should be called "Dupe Bryan"

More like “There I nailed it.” You covered all that is cow-bro.

I listen to Luke combs every day. And I can say this is what my freinds think I listen to

Why is this so true😂

Beerman, beer me a beer. Drink truck beer beer me my Chevy truck

Whenever i see a pisstake of country music naming stuff, I think of this song...

I said where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken
Where I come from, a lot of front porch sitin'
Where I come from, tryna make a livin'
And workin' hard to get to Heaven
Where I come from

Still better than anything he's ever sung.

WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY A SONG I HEARD WHILE DRIVING

WDYM this sounds exactly like what meh friends listen to

still better than most country music

try that in a small town ...with all of those things there in that small town... in that order!!

never heard bro country before - so this is my benchmark now

That’s what it sounds like to everyone, it’s just that some people like that

Beer in my beer says it all. Kind of alarmed theres been no slide whistle the last few videos.

Jeopardy theme + despacito

Did u make the Luke Bryan model yourself?

More like "There, I did it."

You forgot to specify as to what color that dirt road is! It's red.. it's always red for some reason?

Full version when?

This is exactly what it sounds like to me

Unfortunately, thats a hit

can you do Yuji Itadori yelling "Nanami" to the gangnam style chorus?

Honestly... Great country song

That’s how I hear it 😂

100% accurate. lol!

full version plz

Nailed it.

That's what bro country sounds like to people who like bro country.😂

Can I get the full version on Apple Music or Spotify

Super Maroon 64 (Maroon 5's memories + super mario 64's bob-omb battle field)

I’ve been looking for a word to differentiate actual good country music from the style you’re lampooning here, and “bro country” is such a good term for it.

Yeah imma need a pt 2

As someone who doesn't like bro country, I confirm that this is indistinguishable from real bro country to me.

Yup, nailed it.

Can you do a mashup of message in a bottle from Taylor Swift and from the police?

Yup. Accurate.

That was lovely

That's what it sounds like to everyone. Also Signals Music Studio did this already.

As someone who hates country, this is indeed all I hear lmao

I'm struggling to hear the difference between this and every other country song

You should do wheels on the, but it’s a cover of Bon Jovi’s “it’s my life.”

I’d buy that song

Yep, that about sums it up

this is so accurate

ok i weirdly want a full ass song with this stupid but amazing song

As someone who hates country, this is still more coherent than half of that garbage i hear

Hello, new ringtone.

Bro country without a clap track? 😯

Crushed it.

I can confirm this is what it sounds like to me

Chug a beer chug a beer chug a beer. I hopped in my truck and I hit a deer.

This channel should be appropriately named:
There I Improved It

True story.

That's exactly what it sounds like

This is.... accurate.

Accurate.

This is every fucking male country song.

Ha! Could you do something with Be Prepared?

Truck jeans beer, girl, creek boots truck!
Tan legs, train dog beer Dixie cup!
Gotta beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck!
Got a dog at the wheel. Cut-off jeans, truck!
Dirt road backroad, beer moonlight!
Red, white & blue, girl! Friday night!

Better than actual country

That song is still pretty good

Pretty sure those are real lyrics I heard on the country radio tho

Basically accurate, yeah.

they do be like that

What app do you use to do this

Micro Kombat 😂

Honestly, compared to most bro country I would prefer this. It's more honest about its vapidity, if nothing else.

My face hurts from laughing

i’m indifferent about bro country and this is exactly what it sounds like to me

This is absolutely perfect. Every song about drinking some beer with the word “lite” in it on a tractor while trying to con a girl into showing you her boobs sounds exactly like this, and they all suck and it should be illegal to release music like that.

For the love of god please do What Creed sounds like to people that don’t like Creed

Yep that's exactly what I hear

So where is the parody/remix you promised us

It’s beautiful

You didn’t ruin it. It did that to itself.

That’s what it sounds like to me!!!

Full version coming soon I hope?

What do you mean this isn't the latest country hit?!

Thank you!

Yeehaw! Sprout them nouns!

“Oops I Like It”

Truer words…

Tyler childers, Colter wall, sturgill simpson, Chris Stapleton and jamey Johnson. You're welcome.

"how MEN🦅💪🏋️‍♂️🚤🟦 make songs"

❤respect 🙏 ✨️ 😊

this is preferable to actual bro-country by, like, a lot

You call it "bro country," we call it skinny jean country

Yes, so true 😂

It's a hit!

Do the hot-dog mickey mouse song with the boys theme song

HOW AM I SO ESRLY 😭😭😭😭

I like country but this is legitimately how I feel Luke Bryan songs are lol

The next time someone asks me why all the music I listen to is older than I am, I will respond with this video. I'll stick to Waylon Jennings and Ronnie Milsap.

100% accurate

This is so true

Nailed it XD

Got to admit I thought this was a real song.

Joe Biden singing country:

I’m doing one push-up for every like this comment gets I’ll stick with it no matter what

Pretty sure it sounds like this to everyone

I don't hear a damn difference 😂

Growing up in Arkansas and getting all these Californian idiots coming to our high school blasting these songs everywhere was super annoying 😂

Wears one plaid shirt

"Er mey gerhd, ima cuntwy boy/gurl neow"

Immediately listens to bro country music

😂😂😂

You got it right, but you missed one thing - the county line.

day 3 of asking for brain damage by pink floyd and brain damage by eminem mashup

This is why I never fit in with the country club. I’d never have a Chevy in my truck, because my truck would probably be a Nissan Titan or a Toyota Tundra.

Woah it's every country song

Ok but fr i love Luke Bryan

What app do you use to do

I grew up listening to country exclusively. This isnt even parody

That's just an actual country song.

Accurate except now they use trap beats instead of drums

Better then the real thing

More like "There I Nailed It"

Do some juice WRLD please 🙏🏽

I wish I could write country like the greats. - Freqsho

That actually doesn't sound that bad but its funny

100% true

IT'S JUST LIKE THE BO BURNHAM SOMG!!!!!

Bro fr how I hear country music

Yep that's pretty accurate

You’re telling me that this isn’t a real modern country artist’s work? BS, you can’t fool me.

Don’t do my boy Luke like that

This is also what country sounds to people who do like it!!

What’s the difference between this and real country? Sounds the same to me.

Can I request John Mayers "Say" but only when he says the title of the song...featuring a counter...

Reveal: This is also what bro country sounds like to people who do like bro country.

we can’t be writing witty bro country stuff, they will just take it, dumber the better. they write songs about meeting the love of their life at karaoke!

Not country enough. He didn't get left by his dog, truck and tractor.

That's also what bro country sounds like to people who like it.

Wait thats not just an actual Luke Bryan song?

So you're telling me this is a parody and not the newest country song?

Dont know if I believe it.

I don’t understand this is literally the lyrics to all of the songs and exactly what they sound like. And I’m pretty sure this guy got arrested for January 6th.

This didn't ruin bro country, it just confirms how bad it is.

Thats what country music is

The "red white and blue " was dead on "hurr derrr duh der beer pick hup "

I like the lack of identity crisis. Beer identifying itself as beer.🍺 Cause even though it’s fluid, this beer still knows what it is.

You can’t say the same about the other fluids, you know, the gender-fluid people. Guess not all fluids are created equal, they can’t all have the rationality of beer. 😌Sigh

You know with that mindset…. I just know, this beer will be going places.

I like this better than real bro country

I dont get the problem.. my dog always drives me around.

Bro Country is pop music for Midwesterners

Jokes on you, I don't hate country music I hate southern accents 😎

I'm parked down by the lake.

Memphis Kansas Breeze, if you know you know

Shit, I kind of what a full song of this

Yeah, this kind of country is all just pander to the point where it's bathetic. There's a serious song that thanks servicemen for dying in combat so people back home have the freedom to eat fried chicken and wear blue jeans.

I'm not kidding.

Eerily accurate

Do rap next pls

This is Luke Bryan’s best song!!!

I struggle to understand how country music exists.

Nope, you nailed it.

Sounds about right

I liked it because i like you... Although i guess this is the best country song sinds the 1960's

Totally unrealistic, there was no mention of tractors or farming

Almost as good as Avenged TenFold: Batman Country.

You forgot the part where they name drop Hank and Waylon even though Hank and Waylon would be disgusted by their pop country bullshit. God I hate it so much

Sounds pretty authentic to these untrained ears 😂

I mean, you are not wrong.

You need to do something with a blink song

Needs more gratuitous flag waving references, and implications about how they're sure glad those "other folks" don't live in their little town.

This is exactly how it does sound. Perfection. Hard to satirize something as awful as bro country. The only thing worse is Christian rock.

I think you forgot to mention a truck

Yep I’d say that’s pretty damn accurate lol I hate bro country

Indistinguishable from 98% of bro country.

I thought this channel actually changed the song? … disappointed ☹️

I'm worried about the dog vallet.

No no. This is what it sounds like to those of us that like it, too.

Alright, starting now. day 1 of asking you to ruin jamiroquai space cowboy

I can only listen to country up to about 2010 & then after that almost every male artist is about the same. They’re now worse then boy bands from the 90’s/early 2000’s & that’s a new annoyance level you don’t want to be on. In mainstream country there are only two or three people/groups I can think of that aren’t bro country. That’s not good.

Honestly what it is though 💀

Yeah its a very specific generic version that comes from the industry kicking out anyone who doesnt fit what they want. Aka cis het white male idealic country life

People including myself love songs like Think Before He Cheats, but due to discriminary practices this is what we get, on repeat

Wtf😂❤is very good funny but I'm confused

Not a bad harmony part though really

Now do hick hop!

Not nearly enough mentions of a truck

This is actually my favorite country song ever- and i dont even like country

You didn't ruin it. You translated it.

This isn’t what people who don’t like country think it’s sounds like it just straight up sounds like this

I realized that country is just pop punk for white kids in the Southern part of the country, and it suddenly became a lot more tolerable.

Both are just angsty music about beer and girls for dudes that still need to grow up.

This isn’t what people who don’t like country think it’s sounds like it just straight up sounds like this

I think it, you say it 👍🏼

Bro country is basically made for guys in places like I’m from(Oklahoma) that peaked in high school.

i mean you aren't wrong 😂

It really do tho

I don't think you used the word "truck" enough times. 😊

It’s still not the perfect country and western song because it doesn’t say anything about mama or prison. You got 3/5 though (trucks, trains, and getting drunk)

I'm tired of people being weird about country music. You guys know there's more to it than buttheads like Tobey Keith right? Try Johnny Cash, Trick Pony, or Jo Dee Messina😂

Or, when you use AI to write your country song

Yeah… yeah thats … how it sounds lol

I don't get it. Usually, these things are satirical, but this is just some country song.

Also, this is what it sounds like to people who like it.

That Bo Burnham song he makes that's a parody of that pop country stuff that perfectly captures the clearly non country singer trying to pander to an audience he has no actual experience in the lifestyle culture a farm boy has that's more than just beer and pick up trucks leaving a trail of dust while ya girl friends riding shotgun with ya dog cuddled up between ya's, only the old legends of the outlaw country performers like Willie Nelson could emulate real cowboy living, not metrosexual city boys being urban cowboy chic as a fashion style

as an avid disliker of literally ALL country music, i can say that nothing changed. 💀

Not too much into Country, so I don't really know what you ruined. It sounds good to me.

Is the dog the one in the cutoff jeans? Im confused

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memphis Kansas Breeze

you don't "ruin" bro-country, it begins its existence as probably the worst kind of music known to man. i'd rather listen to the sound of loud machinery screeching and clanking and call that music

Nice try, but you can't just upload Blake Shelton's "Boys Round Here" and pass it off as your own work

ISSA HIT!

As someone who's not an American in general, I think I believe it

Hank would hate bro country

Yeh that's about right 🤔

Spot on

Not enough Truck.

That’s literally it though

Hey can you mix your cheatin hart o mine and country roads take me home to a place I belong

Wait, this ain't an actual country song?

BEER!

10/10, no notes.

Same day different video. Day 1 of asking you to ruin sunroof

Should have just ended with all the words turning into truck.

You didn't say tailgate or whiskey

dont dis my boy luke man

Can confirm

I am country and thats just mean 😂

This sounds like the next dumb big country song.

It’s not far from it honestly..

Ain’t that the truth.

Is this Memphis Kansas Breeze??

Absolutely horrible. I can totally see this charting on the country charts and taking home a CMA or three.

Bruh Luke Bryant is gonna sue you for this

Ironically it's actually better

I like country but this epitomized what I don't like listening to

Accurate

Also what bro country sounds like to people who like bro country.

I like it

I liked it better when you parodied music. Oh well, good luck with your country music career.

Quite literally

What did you ruin? I'm confused, I thought all country sounded like that.

it's true tho

Where’s the lie? Reminds me of Pants Feet. Look it up.

Accurate

Accurate

No shirt no shoes jewssss YOU DIDNT HEAR THAT

So true

Now do a hip hop song that talks about killing people and selling drugs

Spot. On.

Purty much on the money, but where is the obligatory snap/clap track drum sample? Although I will say the genre uses plenty of arena rock/way-too-hard-hitting fucking drum mixing, as portrayed in this clip, or reel, or video, or whatever they’re called these days, BUT this particular application is better fit with the aforementioned artificial drum sound techniques used in most every modern pop country recording that ripped off said technique from earlier genres

You forgot about the ex-girlfriend or ex-wife

Accurate :P

What do you mean this is exactly what it sounds like

Ruined it!?! You made it better!

...


Good song

That wasn't a real country song? Could have fooled me

You ruined nothing. Thats actually what country sounds like now.

No, this is an oops I liked it

It started out normal and pretty good but then oh no

I've never seen "improved" spelled so wrong before

dude, you can't just reupload a country song and claim it's a parody

Oops I like it ❤

Missing the rapey vibes a lot of these give off.Otherwise, ready for release.

How do you do this

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pretty much

Wait the woman didn’t leave the singer…not true country

What?! Nothing about chewing tobacco or spitting? I’m so disappointed. 😂 God, I hate country music.

This feels like pandering by bo burnham with less context

username doesn't check out. you can't "ruin" bro country the same way you can't say a moldy turd "went bad"

Are you saying that it doesn’t also sound this way to bro country fans?

Lmfao😂

Nice try, you just played a song that already exists. I've heard this on the radio it was called "every country song ever"

accurate

I don’t like country because most of the people singing it sing about hard work and labor when you know damn well they’ve never worked a day in their life.

You mean you fixed it. 😊

Watch out you're gonna get a copyright strike for stealing the exact lyrics!

Haha excellent. It makes me wonder if other countries have their own genres of music that are just as degenerate and greedy

I like Country music (Texas Country mostly and anything from Hank Williams, Hank Jr etc) but not bro Country music. This was funny and made absolutely no sense.

This isn't ruined.

Sooooo... Just a standard Country "song" then?

what? This IS just your average country song

They’re the same image

But this is what it's like.....

😂😂😂

❤😂😂💯😂🫶🏻

Isn't this just all modern country?

🤣

that's not country that's Nashville music.

What's funny about this? It's literally the words to every country song EVER...🤔

Where's the parody?

Why is this exactly what country is?

Merka!

Oscar bait

Yep

Yep

Yup

more reason to not listen to a genre I already can't stand

Frrrrrrr!

Real

To me there’s no difference💀💀💀

😢Not luke bryan😢

Ruined it, no that sounds about right with every country song

9/11!!!

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

I don’t see the problem and want the rest

I don't understand. This is just a country song.

Country died in the 90s.

How do people actually enjoy because it's not singing it just drunk stuttering that can barely be heard over the "music"

Ayeup

I.e everyone

fr

Didn't improve or the opposite, more of a side-prove.

That ain't real country music that's the manufactured nashville crap😅 ,real country is Patsy cline, Willie nelson, Johnny cash, Hank williams 😊❤

Red white and blue. Is dutch. French. Belgium. Yall have only been around for 500 years. Pick something else lol

What is bro country?

what is "bro country"...

I really like country and hate bro country

I can't tell if you changed anything

BEER

This has been changed?

🇩🇪

This is what thise crappy rap lovers think Country is

Dude, you can't just upload a country song and then pretend you edited it 😒

Where's the lie?

What did any of that mean?

pretty sure you just won a cma...

There's your template. Go be a country music star.

Tard tunes.

You forgot to sing about Jesus.

Yeah, chevy ruined it

Is this not what it is though?

This is just country music I don’t see how you ruined something that’s already ruined

Did you?

I hate Luke Bryan.

Try and ruin American pie

Really tho

Day 2 of asking you to ruin the tpot intro

This isn’t what’s happening?

I'm sorry is that NOT what it is??

Whait

I don't hear a difference

False, it was already garbage.

I don’t hear the difference.

Ruined what?

Yellow beard and bad breath

It’s not completely arong

average

even this much country is fucking ear abuse

I think even those rednecks know it sounds like this. They love it anyway.

A dirt road, a cold beer
A blue jeans, a red pickup
A rural noun, simple adjective https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7im5LT09a0

this isn't any less stupid than the lyrics for "Chattahoochee " by Alan Jackson..just sayin

this shît is so awful 😭

Modern country is such trash 🤢

This isn't even parody, I can name off 10 real life modern country songs that have lyrical content almost exactly like this, just with a little more good grammar, if that's possible to believe.
You've cracked the code!
You have finally realized that modern country music is all about pandering to the absolute lowest common denominator in this country, which happens to be what the industry perceives as uneducated, southern rednecks and the few country musicians that are worth their salt do not get enough credit.
That's why I make the distinction between "Redneck country" and "Southern country", because while it's true that I generally do not like country music, the few country musicians I can think of that I enjoy fall into the southern category.
Redneck country is exactly what you think it is and southern country is the subset of modern country that is more comparable to the likes of Johnny Cash in the fact that the sound is a little more muted on the country aspects (they tend to sound more folksy or rock and rolly) and the lyrics tend to be more genuine, heartfelt, and relatable, you will not find very many songs about tractors, beer, and the farmer's daughter with artists like that, if at all.
Here's how you make the distinction with some very known examples of country music over the years:
Garth Brooks? Southern
Florida Georgia Line? Redneck
Miranda Lambert? Southern
Luke Bryan? Redneck
Keith Urban? Southern
Blake Shelton? Redneck
I know country music is popular in other countries, but I feel like the distinction needs to be made because, overall, country music is very, very much an American thing, hell, the only artist I named that isn't American is Keith Urban and he might as well be.

This could be a hit. Deadass. That’s the thing about redneck culture: they take disses and turn them into complements. Remember when Obama said “bitter clingers”? Said country folk cling to their bible and their guns? The GOP made that into a trademark. I’m telling you

Nobody actually likes bro country. They just pretend to like bro country to please all their friends who also pretend to like bro country

i still hear lyrics about rednecks fucking their cousins lol

K-Rose! Because all America loves the cowboys!

This is exactly what this garbage is like, there's no difference

Absolutely true. Bro country is shit, and this is what it sounds like.

Disgusting.

It’s my dogs truck not mine every 90s rednecks dui excuse and best part is his dog probably was proficient at driving him home I’m not taking from experience

Reminds me of the classic: "Beer beer truck truck, girls in tight jeans, white tail deer buck, America, America!"

https://youtube.com/shorts/W5B3-u36Tag?si=uhatGg3em1Y6b1YX
Found it!

Forgot to mention "4th of Jew Lie"