Hmmm, lets see. We have the floating water video, the giant ant raft, what can we use to top that?I know! How about 4 minutes of learning how to dry your hands!
i wonder what kind of people go to a lecture about paper towels. seriously, how in the world do you end up in this situation? i mean, if you read the description box, you see what it's all about but still.... really ?
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You really want to know how to use one piece of toilet paper to get your ass clean?
Well, here it is.
Take it, rip a tiny part off, put your middle finger through it, shove your finger up the ass, get it out again, and turn the paper off your finger.. After that you can use the tiny part you ripped off before to clean your nail.
This is from a german Wife Swap Episode.
At 40 Seconds.
/watch?v=-jdqk7BUSm0
1st guy:shake and hold, no wait hate and shake, no wait still wrong fake and fold, no no no still wrong
2nd guy: hey dumb ass there's a hand dryer over here
The audience got a lot more excited about that than I would have.
0 likesI've never seen someone get an applause for drying there hands
0 likesAfter 5 videos I think vsauce is just water trolling us
0 likesthat guy had a very soothing voice for some reason
0 likesThank god he repeated it 5 times, I missed the first 4!
0 likesI found it quite exciting actually. Shake and fold! Shake and fold I say!
0 likesAMAZING
0 likesYou sir broke the rule: NO PAUSING THE VIDEOS!
0 likesVsauce - teaching you how to dry your hands since 2009
0 likesthat was one of the best videos ive seen on youtube ever
0 likesI was expecting a scientific explanation at the end regarding the need to fold.
0 likesI WANNA SEE NEXT YEARS!!!
0 likesthat old man had swag
0 likesMoral of the story, we can only wash our hands once a day...
0 likesNext time i'm in a public bathroom i will make half the people in their yell "shake" and the other half yell "fold" while i dry my hands.
0 likesMy teacher showed me that paper towel thing already!
0 likescan he show us how to wipe with one sheet lol
0 likeshe used 5 pieces of paper to dry his hands 5 different times.
0 likesHmmm, lets see. We have the floating water video, the giant ant raft, what can we use to top that?I know! How about 4 minutes of learning how to dry your hands!
0 likesThat guy really liked paper towels
0 likesWhy did we need to watch him wash his damn hands so many times?!
0 likesI wana see the demo for toilet paper now!
0 likesThat guy really liked water
0 likesShake and fold... omg thats nice!
0 likesI ALMOST PEED MYSELF WITH EXCITMENT
0 likesThat last one had less to do with water and more with drying... Not sure why he used 4 towels while trying to prove you only need 1...
0 likesi tried what the old man did in the last video..... i dont know why:|
0 likesyou're a genius :D
0 likesYou must have something wrong with your bowels if it's like water, bro.
0 likesomg.... did he just dry his hand with....1 towel? O_O
0 likesi dont wash my hands im doing my part
0 likesHe kind of reminded me of the Shamwow guy's grandpa.
0 likesusually people just wash there hands and go to there friends and then touch them and say "this isnt water" :p
0 likesbut could i get the same results with my bottom insted of my hands?
0 likesShake then fold. i've never been so bored. Shake then fold. i've never been so bored. .....
0 likeswhen i pee myself i shake and fold
0 likesi will never forget that :)
0 likesor you could just use a handkerchief like everyone in japan
0 likesMy paper towel is my shirt.
0 likesi wonder what kind of people go to a lecture about paper towels. seriously, how in the world do you end up in this situation? i mean, if you read the description box, you see what it's all about but still.... really ?
0 likesThank you kind sir :)
0 likeslike to see him shake with toilet paper
0 likescant wait for next year...Toilet Paper!!
0 likesShake and fold.... to complex for me, I'll stick to my pants.
0 likesHaha that was the best :P
0 likesDid we seriously just watch 4 minutes of some guy washing his hands?
0 likesNow that would've just been counterproductive.
0 likesliked the last joke :P
0 likeshow high was that guy when he thought that up?
0 likeslol that was...interesting I guess.
0 likesman i was waiting for a super towel on the last vid
0 likeshoodie sleves and side of my pants work just as good.
0 likesum... I've been doing that for years... T_T
0 likesShamwow? that'll save even more!
0 likesWhat comes after shake?
0 likeswet hands, meet friends back
0 likesmy pants beat paper towels
0 likesSomeone give that guy a fucking medal.
0 likesi REALLY dont wanna see next years.
0 likeso.O SHAKE!!!! O.o FOLD!!!!
0 likesSHAKE! FOLD!
0 likesI tried.......bad idea. Bad, bad idea. Its everywhere...
0 likesSHAKE FOLD!
0 likesSHAKE & FOLD!
0 likesIs it just me or this technic make you look like an idiot, but at lesat it save paper.
0 likesNo Sir its SHAKE then FOLD
0 likesi use my jeans so that's Zero i win
0 likesnext year he´ll show..
0 likesHe just saved global warming. ;p
0 likeshis ame could be my friend's :) but it's not (as I found out)
0 likesOnly fold. Seriously. The shaking will make you look like a fool and fill your bathroom all over with crap stains =).
0 likeshe used like 5 pieces of paper.. the video was a lie!
0 likesBut how many blue whales is that?
0 likesthat twelve thing
0 likesToilet paper!
0 likesthe toilet paper?
0 likesPaper to the people!!!
0 likesI think "with" would be more appropriate.
0 likesSHAKE!!
0 likesSHAKE!
0 likesHow about, Pants and shirt. nuff said.
0 likesskipped the last one. anyone else?
0 likesWhat were those two words again?
0 likesSHAKE FOLD
0 likesI like that the two top comments are SHAKE! and FOLD!
0 likesshake!!! JEANS!!!
0 likesskipped a shitload of it lol
0 likesyaaaaaaaa im suppose to know that was a joke yaaaaaaaa
0 likesalready seen last one
0 likesoh ma gerd
0 likesYes i wrote this is 14 secs YEAHHHH
0 likesFOLD!!
0 likesShake fold
0 likeswhy did you make me watch that
0 likeslol
0 likesSHAKE
0 likeshis ears were fucked up.
0 likesEr.... POTATO
0 likesSHOLD
0 likesThat old guy was kinda annoying..
0 likesWhat...
0 likesAnother pensioner looking for savings.
0 likesholy crap that hand towel video was boring
0 likesLast vid was stupid.
0 likesFOLD
0 likesLast video was kinda booring
0 likesrogllllllll
0 likes230,000
0 likesno?
0 likesDavid?
0 likeshello
0 likesthat was boring
0 likesSHAKE FOLD!
0 likesSHAKE!
0 likesFOLD
0 likesSHAKE!
0 likesi guess the dirty people that dont wash there hands are saving the world more then us clean folks. shame on us
0 likesSOME IDIOT DISLIKED YOUR COMMENT
0 likesSHAKEFOLDSHAKEFOLDSHAKEFOLDSHAKEFOLDSHAKEFOLDSHAKEFOLDSHAKEFOLD
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0 likesbut you're looking like an idiot... with SCIENCE!!
0 likesaww im sorry you didnt understand it was a joke. hope you enjoy the rest of your time insulting people on youtube :**
0 likesIN your ass?? D:
0 likeshe dipped his hands in water 5times IDIOT
0 likesyour mom is boring
0 likesBALLL SACK!!!
0 likesYou really want to know how to use one piece of toilet paper to get your ass clean? Well, here it is. Take it, rip a tiny part off, put your middle finger through it, shove your finger up the ass, get it out again, and turn the paper off your finger.. After that you can use the tiny part you ripped off before to clean your nail. This is from a german Wife Swap Episode. At 40 Seconds. /watch?v=-jdqk7BUSm0
0 likescan i use the shake and fold technique in my ass??
0 likes1st guy:shake and hold, no wait hate and shake, no wait still wrong fake and fold, no no no still wrong 2nd guy: hey dumb ass there's a hand dryer over here
0 likesWhen i get old and become like that please kill me
0 likesits gunna be pretty hard to just shake the jizz off.
0 likesPiss coming out of my ass!!
0 likesI feel sorry for the dumbass that turned on "shuffle"
0 likes